-噢 我的天啊 -自由了 -Oh, my God... -Freedom.
我觉得我的睫毛膏晕了 是不是晕了 I feel like my mascara's running, is my mascara running?
挺好的啊 就像科特妮·洛芙专辑的封面一样 It looks good. Like the cover of Courtney Love's album.
-你只需要一个皇冠了 -那里有个皇冠 -You just need a crown. -There's a crown.
嘿 诺埃尔 诺埃尔 Hey, Noel, Noel,
我们能借用一下你的皇冠吗 can we borrow your crown?
我们只用一下下 We just need it for like a second.
-哇 -被她用中指鄙视了 -Wow. -We just got the royal finger.
我一直都不喜欢她 I never liked her.
我们到底经历了什么啊 What did we just go through?
那是什么 毕业舞会还是席琳·狄翁听歌会 I mean, what was that, a prom or a Celine Dion listening party?
不要拍这部分 Don't shoot this part.
好 这里是什么地方 告诉我们... Okay, what is this place? Tell us...
等你到了你就知道了 You'll see when we get there.
好 我们来玩二十问答吧 这是什么地方 Okay, we're doing 20 questions.What is this place?
-他们有东西吃吗 -实在没有20个问题好问的 -Do they have food? -Not have 20 questions.
不是吧 一个问题都不能问 What, you can't just ask a question?
我们是不是要去酒店 Aren't we going to the hotel?
我好困惑 I'm very confused.
等我们以后看着 I just want to say, "Hey, what's up?"
这个片子的时候 我只想说"嘿 这是怎么了" to all of the future versions of ourselves watching this right now.
我希望我们都要 跟她们俩一样幸福和漂亮 I hope that we all learn to be as happy and beautiful as these two right here
因为她们就要参加最好的毕业舞会了 'cause they are going to have the best prom night of any of us.
-我只想说...-等下 我来拿 -I just wanna say... -Hold on, let me get this.
本来今晚应该很无聊的 Tonight could've bit ass.
但没有无聊 是因为我们都曾在一起 Except it didn't because we were together.
别弄得这么伤感 我的睫毛膏已经够惨的了 Don't make me cry. My mascara is already fucked up enough as it is.
-你很漂亮 -各位 我好喜欢我们在一起 -You look pretty! -Guys, I love our group.
我们在干什么啊 Guys, what are we doing?
冷静点 享受一下 Chill out, just live a little.
-我们不会被抓吧 -这不合法 不合法 -We're not going to get caught. -This is not legal. This is not legal.
丹妮尔 过后你会喜欢这样的 Danielle, you're going to love that you did this later on.
-萨凡纳要脱衣服了 -不要 不要 -And Savannah's getting naked. -Oh, no. No, no, no.
不要 丹妮尔 No, Danielle.
要是我们在这水里 If we get a rare disease from this water,
得了什么罕见的疾病 至少我们是 一起死的 at least we'll all die together.
我不能把我的裙子放在有水的地方 这只能干洗 I'm not leaving my dress on the wet ground. It's dry-clean-only
否则我妈妈会杀了我的 and my mom will kill me.
数到席琳·狄翁 On the count of Celine Dion.
一...二...席琳·狄翁 One, two, Celine Dion!
10年后
不行 1998年的税务是改不了的 No, no, no. You can no longer work on your taxes from 1998.
对 我不能帮你修改98年的退税申请 Yeah, I cannot amend your '98 return. No.
嗨 爸爸 Hi, Dad.
不是 我不是在笑你 No, no, no, I'm not laughing at your situation.
嗯 不是的 诉讼时效很严格的 Yeah. No, there's a strict statute of limitations.
税务咨询 伯奇卡特注册会计师
纸老虎 即将开业
不好意思 我没想到我爸爸 让我6点才下班 So sorry, I'm so sorry. I didn't realize my dad wanted me to work until 6:00.
我真不敢相信 你居然还在给你爸爸举牌子 I can't believe you're still filling in for your dad's old sign girl.
我只是想知道 Yeah, I'm just still trying to figure out
我适合做什么样的咨询服务 what kind of counseling I'm going to do.
-好了 阿尔 该看看了 -我们进去看看吧 -Okay, Al, it's show time. -Let's see it already.
装潢师昨天完成了最后润色 The decorator just put the finishing touches on it yesterday.
你先进 After you!
-抱歉 -没事 -Sorry. -That's okay.
-我的天啊 -你超常发挥了吧 -Oh, my God. -You have outdone yourself.
真令人印象深刻 我觉得你应该在这儿弄个鱼缸 This is impressive. I thought you were gonna have, like, a fish tank.
你看这家伙的乳头 Look at the nipples on this guy.
我的天啊 一定会很受欢迎的 萨凡纳 Oh, my God, we're going to be so popular, Savannah.
这是贵宾区 That is the VIP section.
我们随时都可以过来 我们这专用区域 We can come any night of the week and have our own special space.
非常的性感 It is so sexy.
我喜欢做贵宾的感觉 I love that we get to be VIP!
好了 美女们 准备好了... Okay, girls, getting ready...
-我们开始派对吧 -不是吧 -Let's get this party started. -No!
-最后一个 拿着你的鸡鸡 -谢谢 -Last one, grab your penis. -Thank you.
把灯打开 Turn them on like this.
我很喜欢 I love it.
嘿 你们看 我的灯泡不亮的 Hey, no, look, my balls won't light up.
我的天啊 这个帽子太可爱的 Oh, my God, that hat is too much.
真的是我见过最小的帽子 I mean it truly is the tiniest hat I've ever seen.
就是 像是给老鼠戴的 It is, it's like suitable for a mouse.
-你在婚礼上应该戴上它 -不行我有头纱 -You need to wear it to your wedding. -I can't, I have a veil.
好了 玩游戏了 好了 游戏规则是这样的 Okay, games, games, games, games.All right, the way this game works
你给一个女人 is you write a caption for what you think
和她老公说话的情景 写一句简短的话 the woman in this scene is saying to her husband.
但重点是... But here is the thing...
看你 要写的邪恶一点 Look, look, look. Look, look. You have to make it dirty.
会很有趣的 好了 准好了吗 准备 开始 It'll be fun, it'll be fun, so, all right.Ready? Set, go.
好了 停下来 All right, stop.
停下来 放下铅笔 我第一个说 Stop, stop, stop, pencils down. I will go first.
他说他有一包东西要给我 He said he had a package for me.
好了 丹妮尔 你来 All right, Danielle, you go.
我喜欢收邮件 I love getting mail.
*男人 英语中"邮件"和"男人"同音 不过我写的是"男人" But I spelled it M-A-L-E.
太好了 好了 梅根 该你了 It's perfect. All right, Meg, Meg, Meg, you go.
好了 我写了... All right. So, I wrote...
*公鸡 指"鸡鸡" 嗨马特 这可以证明这是我点过最肥大的公鸡了 Hi, Matt, this is to certify that this is the big fat cock I ordered.
等下 你为什么 要把马特的名字 写进去 Wait, why would you put Matt's name in it?
噢 这不是应该要写 关于你的吗 Well, this is supposed to be about you, right?
不是 是有关婚姻的 但不是我的婚姻 No, they're about marriage, they're not about my marriage.
好吧 但这只是开玩笑 跟其他人一样 Right, but it's a joke, like everyone else's.
跟其他人的不一样 Well, it's not like everybody else's.
这只是个玩笑 不是什么预言 It was a joke. It wasn't a prediction. You know.
玩笑 A joke.
要不我们重新写一个 How about we do another one?
那你为什么要拧佛像的乳头 And why would you tweak the nipples on the Buddha?
那样很没礼貌 That seemed, like, disrespectful.
对谁没礼貌 对你吗 你皈依佛门了 Disrespectful to who? To you? Did you convert to Buddhism?
不是 那样很恶心 我不是佛教的 No, that's disgusting. I'm not Buddhist.
那可是佛像 It's... That's Buddha. That's Buddha!
好 好 但是那也是开玩笑的 好吗 Right, right. But you know that was a joke about nipples. Right?
而且我们又不是佛教的 And not Buddhism.
对 佛像对跟多人来说都很神圣 但是那样... Yeah, Buddha is sacred to a lot of people, but that is...
我们还在开派对呢 算了吧 This is a party, so let's just forget about it.
好 就当没发生过 Okay, yeah, no, forgotten.
-我们可以再写一个 -对 -I mean, we can do another one of these. -Yes.
这位女士有个塞子 然后弄得屁股都要开花了 So this lady has a plunger and there's a butt crack.
-嘿 -嘿 瞌睡虫 -Hey. -Hey, sleepy head.
-早上好 -哇 -Good morning. -Oh, wow.
这些是我星期二拍的 I shot these on Tuesday.
他们这对情侣很惊人 They were such an amazing couple.
他们让我茅塞顿开 They were so open to all of my ideas.
太好了 那是哪里 Great. Where is that?
在西雅图 我们得去造船厂 Over in Seattle. We had to go near the shipyards though
这样我们可以拍到更好的照片 so we could get something a little more edgy.
-你看看那面墙 -嗯 -'Cause I mean, look at that wall. -Yeah.
嘿 你今天不是应该去找职业咨询师吗 Hey, weren't you supposed to go to that career counselor today?
-是啊 -是吧 -Yeah. -Yeah?
你应该去... You should...
对 我要去准备准备了 Yeah. Yeah, okay. I'll go get ready.
好的 Good.
有人吗 是不是有人在外面 Hello, is somebody there?
是我 你不用出来看了 It's me, you don't have to come out.
怎么回事 What's this?
什么怎么回事 我只想看看电视 What's what? I'm just gonna watch some TV.
梅根 我不喜欢你这个习惯 Megan, I don't think I like this new habit.
我听安东尼说 I spoke with Anthony,
你今天要去见职业咨询师 and he said you were meeting with the career counselor today.
天啊 我完全知道她要说些什么 简直是浪费时间 My God, I know exactly what she's going to say. It's just a waste of time.
梅根 我不想看到你浪费文凭了 Megan, honey, I don't want to see you throw away your education.
-你可是拿了高等学位的 -我知道 -You have an advanced degree. -I know.
你父亲就不该 And your father should have never
给你安排个那种蠢工作 因为现在... given you that stupid job because now...
-是我女儿吗 -嘿 你在家里干什么 -Is that my girl? -Hey, what are you doing home?
这是他的家 It's his home.
-请了一天假 -我也是 -Taking the day off. -Yeah, me too.
想在这里吃晚饭吗 Wanna stay for dinner?
-好 -爱德 -Yeah. -Ed.
-嘿 今晚是不是自己做披萨 -好啊 好主意 -Hey, is it "make your own pizza" night? -Sure, great idea.
-对啊 -太好了 -Yeah. -Great idea.
我保证这一生都会 爱你 I promise to love you, to cherish you and to hold you
珍惜你 呵护你 直到海枯石烂 and to be the rock in our relationship for the rest of our days.
我保证 每天早晨醒来 我都要做你的满天星 I promise to be your baby's breath when we wake each morning.
夜幕降临时 做你的野蔷薇 And to be your evening rose at day's end.
我保证成为你的避风港 And I promise to be your safe harbor
不管船舶有没有摇摆 when the boat is rocking and when it's not rocking.
我们有请新郎新娘 沃纳梅克先生和女士 I give you the bride and the groom, Mr. and Mrs. Wanamaker!
他们来了 And here they are
开始为大家献舞一曲 dancing to the song Mrs. Wannamaker
此曲是新娘亲自挑选 作为他们夫妇的 has picked for their first dance together
第一支舞 as man and wife.
我第一次约你出去的时候 My dad used to make yipping sounds
我爸总是叫唤 因为他说我们那时是早恋 when I first started to take you out because he said it was puppy love.
我知道 我还记得 I know. I remember.
嗯 但其实不是早恋 Yeah, well, you know, but it wasn't puppy love.
对啊 因为我们其实很早就成熟了 No... I mean, unless we stayed puppies for a seriously long time.
-听着...-怎么了 -Listen... -What?
听着 我知道 这一天我等了很久很久 Look... I know it's taken me a really long time to get here.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
你知道我上个月是怎么开研讨会的吗 Okay, well, you know how I took that guy's seminar last month?
-嗯 -我做了一个人格测试 -Right. -Well, I took a personality test.
测试结果表明我是那种... And the test came back and the type that I am...
-拖延者 -安东尼... -is a procrastinator. -Anth, I mean...
-是谁编的那些测试 拜托 -专家 -Who makes up those tests? Come on. -Experts.
-好 -那些非常聪明的人... -Right. -Like really smart people...
但那不重要 But that's not important.
重要的是 我真是个傻子 What's important is that I've been such a bonehead
这件事 居然想了那么久 in waiting to do this for so long.
不 不 哇 起来 快起来 No, no! Whoa, get up, get up!
-好 -起来... -Okay. -Get up...
好 我起来了 听我说 Okay, I'm up, and listen,
我知道我们过去没有 I know we have had our trouble in the past
见证我们的时刻 但是现在可以 with recognizing our moments, but this is it.
-现在就是我们的重要时刻 -不要 -This is our moment. -No.
不 这不是我们的重要时刻 No, this isn't our moment,
这是艾莉森的重要时刻 这是她的婚礼 this is Allison's moment, this is her wedding.
我知道 而且非常棒 I know, and it's totally cool.
当我刚开始想到的时候 我就跟她说了 When I first had the idea, I ran it by her
她也很替我们开心 and she was so happy for us.
而且今天午餐时 And today, at lunch,
我吃到一块幸运饼上面写着"及时行乐" I got a fortune cookie that said, "Carpe diem."
-及时行乐 -对 -Carpe diem? -Yes.
嘿 两位 梅根 你能帮我找找我妈妈吗 Hey, hey, guys, hey.Megan, can you find my mom?
她等下要跟马特跳舞了 我好像看到她在花园里 She has the next dance with Matt. I think I saw her out in the garden.
好 我...我去看看 Yeah, I'm... I'm... I'm gonna come... I'm...
-等我一下 -好的 -I'm just a second... -Right.
抱歉 她要去找一下我妈妈 Sorry but she has to find my mom.
-没事 -再见 -No, it's fine. -Okay. Bye.
没事 It's fine.
我要过去把玫瑰花瓣 放到蜜月套房 I'm going to go and put the rose petals in the bridal suite.
-现在 -对 -Right this second? -Yeah.
不是应该在他们离开之前弄吗 Don't you do that just before they leave?
不用 现在就可以 那我...晚点再弄 No, no, it's cool right now.Okay, I'll... Later right? Later.
梅根 梅根 Meg? Meg...
嘿 不好意思 Hey, excuse me.
啊 Yeah?
你在参加派对吗 You look like you party.
准确说 我刚从一个派对上过来 I guess I'm technically coming from one.
好 我们也不敢相信 我们都忘记带身份证了 Cool. So... we can hardly believe this, but we all forgot our ID's.
其实我们想买点啤酒... And I mean, normally we would just go buy some beer ourselves...
但是我们看起来又不到21岁 很疯狂吧 but I guess we look under 21.Which is crazy, right?
我知道 所以... I know. So...
要是我们给你点钱什么的 If we gave you some money or something,
你能帮我们解决这个问题吗 would you help us straighten this whole problem out
帮我们买一个6罐装的啤酒 and just buy us a six-pack or something?
天啊 Oh, God.
零钱不用给我们了 You could totally keep the change.
好 Okay.
我在你们这个年纪的时候 曾经也有人帮过我 Someone did this for me when I was your age,
所以我也会帮你们的 so I'm going to do it for you.
-是成人礼吧 -嗯 -It's like a rite of passage, right? -Yeah.
你太好了 Yeah, I... I had a good feeling about you.
一般都会答应的 That makes one of us.
嘿 你能帮我们买点冷饮吗 Hey, yo, can we get some coolers too?
还有红酒 And some red wine.
你能再买点白酒吗 谢谢 And can you get some white wine also? Thank you.
你不用都买到的 You don't have to get all that.
谢谢 Thank you.
耶 Yeah!
-给你们 别喝太多了 -太好了 -Here you go. Drink responsibly. -Sweet.
好了 我要走了 晚安 Okay, I'm out of here. Goodnight, you guys.
我很抱歉 能借我玩一下吗 I'm really sorry. Can I have a look at that for a second?
好 拿去吧 Yeah, go for it.
好 Okay.
差点了 Almost.
天啊 八年级后 我再也没玩过这个了 God, I haven't done this since I was in eighth grade.
好 我再试一次就走了 Okay, okay, one more time and then I'm going.
好了 非常感谢 Okay, all right, thank you so much.
-拜托 你要去哪里 -再玩一会儿吧 -Come on, where are you going? -Hang out some more.
拜托 留下吧 Come on, stay.
-我可以再玩一个小时 -好 -I mean, maybe I've got an hour. -Yeah.
你们打算干什么呢 What are you up to?
各位 我真佩服你们 太有艺术了 Guys, I'm really impressed.This is truly art.
-噢 好吧 -来吧 梅根 -Oh. Okay. -Come on, Megan.
快扔 快点 Go right now, go.
该死的 Shit.
见鬼 Shit.
当你去一个派对 喝醉了 而其他人都是清醒的 You know when you go to a party drunk, and everybody else is sober.
或者是... Or no. Or maybe like,
你是清醒的 别人都醉了 maybe you're the sober one and everybody else is drunk.
天啊 你会觉得 一个认识很久的朋友 God, you'd think that somebody who you've known for forever
知道乳头对你的意义所在吗 would have known what you meant about nipples,
就像 嘿 也许... and it's like, hey, hey, maybe...
用佛像 当酒店装饰是个更大的笑话是吧 maybe, like, using Buddha as a restaurant decoration is the bigger joke, right?
或者... Or maybe...
他们才是真正在讲笑话的人 Maybe actually they're the ones that are telling the jokes
而我是与她们格格不入的人 and I'm the one that's missing them. You know?
你说的这些 让我觉得很伤心 It makes me really sad what you're saying.
很伤心 It's sad...
我不知道你在说什么 但还是很伤心... I don't even know what you're talking about but still...
-别伤心 米斯蒂 -我没事 我很好 -Don't get sad, Misty. -I'm fine. I'm fine.
不 你不该喝醉 难过的 你看帕特里克 No, no, like, you shouldn't get drunk and get sad. I mean, look at Patrick.
帕特里克很难过 他连酒都没有碰 Patrick's sad and he hasn't even touched his wine.
他的朋友都分道扬镳了 His folks are splitting up.
他们分开都是因为他爸爸 His dad's being a massive dick in the divorce.
所以我们才用厕纸整他的家 That's why we TP'd his house.
-那是他的家 -对 -That was his house? -Yeah.
那我们还是可以做朋友 一起出去玩吧 So you don't want to go out together as friends then?
你还是带高二的那个去吧 来一次真正的约会 Just take the sophomore.You know, just take a real date.
好吧 安妮卡 你想怎样就怎样吧 All right, whatever Annika. Whatever you want.
我很抱歉 我刚刚打断你们了 I'm sorry. I just... I totally interrupted.
什么 我和朱尼尔 What, me and Junior?
没事我们只是在讨论毕业舞会 No, we were just talking about the prom.
就是一些傻事 You know, stupid stuff.
今晚我看到我爸爸 背着我妈妈出轨了 I saw my dad cheat on my mom tonight.
是吗 Really?
他好像正准备 让那女的手淫了 I think he was about to get a hand job.
嗯... Yeah, my...
我妈妈在7年前就离开我和我爸爸了 My mom left my dad and I, like, seven years ago now.
莫名其妙地 我不知道她为什么要这样 It was out of nowhere.We don't know why she did it.
你知道你爸爸为什么要那样吗 You know why your dad did it?
我不知道 I don't.
这样... Well...
要是你想跟我聊天 If you ever want to talk,
-打给我吧 -你要给我一个手机 -call me. -You're giving me a phone?
我有很多个 米斯蒂的爸爸是卖手机的 I have a bunch of them. Misty's dad sells them.
我只是经常用它来打电话 好不让我爸爸知道 I just pretty much just use that one to hide stuff from my dad.
谢谢 Thanks.
我不知道现在几点了 我要怎么... God, I don't even know what time it is. How do I... Oh, no...
是这个按钮 该死的 This one? Oh, shit.
糟糕 见鬼 Shit, shit, shit, shit.
再见 谢谢你们 我玩的很开心 Bye, thanks for the awesome time.
梅根 你怎么了 你去哪里了 Megan, what happened to you? Where have you been?
对不起 很对不起 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I...
我比我想像的 更没用 I... you know, I was more wasted leaving the wedding than I knew.
我到了商店的时候 我才意识到我不该开车的 And by the time I got to the store, I realized I shouldn't even be driving.
然后我很想吐 就在路边吐了 And then I got sick and I was puking in some bushes,
然后我的裙子弄脏了 然后我把车留在那儿了 and then my dress got dirty, and then I had to leave the car there
搭车回来的 然后我现在回来了 and take a cab here. And now I'm back.
我以为你不高兴了 I thought you got upset about,
因为我要跪下 we'll call it the kneeling,
然后故意不回来的 但是那又不像你 and that you didn't come back on purpose, but that didn't seem like you.
没有 对不起 No, no, I'm sorry.
对不起 你肯定吓到了 对不起 I'm sorry. I got scared, I'm sorry.
我只是...我不知道 I just... I don't know.
天啊 我现在一团糟 我们可以... Oh, God, I'm a mess right now, look, can we...
我们可以明天再讨论吗 Can we talk about this tomorrow?
嗯... Well...
宝贝 不要... Well, baby, no...
-不要 -不要 -No? -No.
-我们不能 -对 -We can't. -Right.
因为我们已经浪费了很多时间 Because we have wasted so much time...
我们应该来点正式的 现在是属于我们的 we should have just made it official and our time is now.
我知道你为什么犹豫 I know why you're hesitant.
-为什么 -因为整个策划... -Why? -It's the planning and...
压力 还有所有礼服什么的 the pressure and all the trappings of all that.
-但是我们不用那样 -不用 -But we don't have to do it that way. -No?
不用 因为我们... No, because we...
我们可以私奔 我想着 We can elope. I was thinking.
我们不用告诉父母 我们不告诉朋友 We don't have to tell our parents, we don't have to tell our friends.
-真的吗 -我们可以去个海滩或者维加斯 -Really? -We could go to a beach or Vegas.
我想去维加斯 因为马上就可以落实 I was thinking Vegas 'cause we could just check that step off
然后明天就可以结婚 and we could be married tomorrow.
真的吗 你想这样 Would you do that? Would you do that?
是的 我想这样 Yes. I would do that.
-好 -我愿意这样 -Okay. -I would do that.
对了 明天我们还要跟 马特和艾莉森吃早午餐 Wow, we have Matt and Allison's brunch tomorrow.
不过我们可以后天去 我们后天去 But we can do it the day after.We can go the day after tomorrow.
嗯 Yeah.
我后天不行 I can't the day after that.
什么意思 为什么 What do you mean, why? Why? Why?
我的天啊 我真的想... My God, I really wanted to...
想去个人发展研讨会 To go to that personal development seminar.
-等等 真的吗 -嗯 -Wait, really? -Yeah.
-要去奥卡斯岛 -对 -On Orcas? -Yeah, right.
因为 你知道... Because, you know...
我现在给我爸举牌子 I'm twirling a sign for my dad,
我真的不知道 以后怎么办 and I... I... don't know what to do with my future.
-这太好了 梅根 -嗯 -That's awesome, Meg. -Yeah.
我完全赞成 太好了 I'm so all for that. That's amazing.
他们会给你一个动物 You know... They do this thing where they give you an animal
帮你形象的建造一个行为模式 to help you visualize new behavioral patterns.
我的是鲨鱼 And mine was a shark.
它有助于提醒我需要不断进步 And it helped to remind me that I need to keep progressing,
否则我就会沉下去 otherwise I'll just sink.
好的 那... Yeah, so...
等你去奥卡斯岛研讨完后... After your seminar on Orcas...
你愿意... Will you...
梅根·伯奇... Megan Burch...
愿意跟我私奔去维加斯吗 run off to Vegas with me?
我愿意 Yes, I will.
你愿意 You will.
戴上它 There it goes.
-我爱你 -我爱你 -I love you. -I love you.
-我很爱你 -我也很爱你 -I love you so much. -I love you so much.
-你昨晚怎么了 -我很抱歉 我吐了 -What happened to you last night? -I'm so sorry. I got sick.
吐了 Sick?
她喝了太多酒了 结果在停车场吐了 She had a few too many drinks and ended up vomiting in a parking lot.
对不起 I'm sorry.
你怎么喝那么多酒 Why would you possibly drink that much?
现在照片里都没有你 Now you are not in any of the table pictures.
-视频里也没有你 -梅根·艾希莉·伯奇... -You are missing from the video. -Megan Ashley Burch...
你吓死大家了 你去哪里了 You had everyone scared to death.Where the hell have you been?
我不舒服 I got sick.
噢 她说她不舒服 Oh. She said she got sick.
我只是... I just...
我要...出去一下 还有事... I just need to... I've got to go and do something.
没事的 宝贝 It's okay, baby.
-宝贝 -我要走了 -Hon. -I was just leaving.
等下...你怎么了 Wait... What's going on with you?
-我怎么了 -对 -What's going on with me? -Yeah.
我看到你了 I saw you.
我昨晚看到你了 所以我现在不想看到你了 I saw you. So right now I don't even want to look at you.
我们小声一点说 Let's just quietly talk about this for a second.
说什么 抱歉 要说什么 Talk about what? I'm sorry, talk about what?
我不知道 I don't know.
人一起生活 总有不合 总会变的 People grow together, they grow apart.It's always shifting.
对 跟妈妈结婚30年了 Oh, right. Three decades of marriage to Mom
你却说我看到的是你的改变 and you're going to describe what I saw as shifting?
等下 Wait.
-嘿 你没事吧 -没事 -Hey. You okay? -Yeah.
好 萨凡纳和西奥想跟我们俩谈谈 Okay. Savannah and Theo want to talk to us.
-谈什么 -我不知道 过来吧 -About what? -I don't know. Come here.
太好了 你们来了 我和西奥讨论过了 Oh, good, there you are. So... Theo and I have been talking it over
虽然你们还没有结婚... and even though you guys aren't technically married...
你就跟戈尔迪·霍恩一样 you know, you're doing the whole Goldie Hawn thing.
你们在一起很久了 而且你们很年轻 You know, you've been together the longest and you are young
-你们很有趣...-非常有趣 -and you are fun... -So fun.
我们很负责的说 你们很稳定 And, you know, if we're being responsible, you're stable.
我们想请求你们一件事...准备好了吗 And what we wanted to ask you is... Ready?
你们可以做我们宝宝的教父母 Would you be our baby's godparents?
-你们在开玩笑嘛 -没有 -Are you kidding? -No.
-好啊...-我们愿意 -Sure... -Yeah, we would.
我们很荣幸 We would be honored.
-看吧我早就说了 -是正式答应了 -See, I told you. -Is it official?
你现在看到的是"沐星"的教父母 You are looking at Juppiter's godparents.
-就是他们 -"沐星" -There they are. -Juppiter?
-对 没人用那个名字吧 -没人用的 -Yeah, nobody has that name. -No one.
-挺奇怪的名字 -我相信没人会用的 -Oddly. -I bet not.
像木星 只是多了"三点水" Like the planet. Except two "P's," two "P's."
我觉得这样对我很有好处 You know, I think this is going to be really good for me.
我也觉得 Me too.
就像你要去单身派对一样 不过是在研讨会上 It's like you're having your bachelorette party but at a seminar.
-对 -对 -Yeah. -Yeah.
到时候你可能也是鲨鱼 Maybe you'll get a shark too.
-有可能 -好了 拜拜 -Maybe. -All right, bye.
开车注意安全 Drive safe.
-拜拜 -拜拜 -Bye. -Bye.
-喂 -嘿 你好吗 我是安妮卡 -Hello? -Hey, what up? It's Annika.
紧急情况 你可以过来学校 冒充我妈妈吗 Huge emergency, could you come down to my school and pretend to be my mom?
哇 什么 Whoa, what?
嗯 我今天要开家长会 Yeah, I'm supposed to have this parent/teacher conference today,
但是没有告诉父母 but I threw the note out.
所以我的辅导员说 要打电话给我爸爸 So my counselor said she's gonna call my dad,
但是如果让他来 那他一定会很生气的 but he will be super pissy if he has to come sit down here.
所以我告诉她们 So I told them my mom already knew
说我妈妈已经知道了 不过要迟点才能来 about it but were just running late.
我的意思是 你可以过来这里 So basically my point is, could you just come down here
冒充我妈妈吗 大概就10分钟的样子 and pretend to care about me for like ten minutes?
我会很感激你的 我知道 I'll owe you, and I know
啤酒那次 已经欠了你一个人情了 I already owe you for the beer,
但是我真的 真的会很感谢你的 but I will really, really owe you.
但是你一点都不像我 But, but I don't look related to you.
也许我是收养的呢 她怎么知道 Maybe I'm adopted.What the fuck does she know?
-可能知道的并不多 -那你过来吗 -Probably not much. -So will you come?
-嗨 -我的天啊 你真的来了 -Hi. -My God, you actually came through.
你还带了假的结婚戒指 太感动了 And you have the fake wedding ring. Nice touch.
亨特太太 Mrs. Hunter?
嘿 Hey.
你好 Hello.
我开始关心 So, I'm becoming concerned that
安妮卡没有好好计划她的未来 Annika is not taking steps towards her future.
知道了... Got it. Well...
回家了 我一定会好好跟她谈谈的 I'll be sure to talk to her about it at home.
这样就可以了吗 So, we're good here?
亨特太太 我发现你一定非常忙 但是... Mrs. Hunter, I realize you must have a very busy life. But...
我希望我们可以一起 拟出一个计划出来 I was hoping that we could all come up with a plan today.
好 当然 计划 你有吗 Okay, sure. A plan. Do you have one?
我不知道 我想说... I don't know. I mean...
这么早就计划以后的事 好像很蠢 It kind of seems stupid to plan that far in advance
反正以后还是会变的 对吧 when you're just gonna change your mind anyway, right?
比如你怀了小孩 I mean, say you had a kid,
但是你发现你根本不想要小孩 and then you realize you didn't really want the kid.
你怀孕了 Was there a pregnancy?
没有 她在说她妈妈 也就是我 No, she's talking about her mom. Me.
她妈妈 Her mom.
作为她的妈妈 我想说... And as her mom, I'd say that...
制定一些死板的计划 I'm sure it does seem kind of stupid
确实看起来挺傻的 但是... to make some sort of rigid plan for the future. But...
不重视自己是谁 不知道什么会让你开心 It's stupider not to start paying attention to who you are
那样显得更傻 and what makes you happy.
否则 你就会漂浮不定 Otherwise, you just float.
所以 她需要一个计划 So... there's the start of her plan.
这个会开得很好 哈尔普斯基老师 Good meeting, Mrs. Halpsky.
你让我们再好好想想吧 You've given us a lot to think about.
好的...好 Yes, well... Yes.
那这种会议还挺有趣的啊 So this is kind of an interesting job to have?
这需要什么证件 What kind of licensing does it take?
你在质疑我的资格证吗 Are you questioning my qualifications?
没有 别误会 No. No. Never mind. I...
我只是好奇而已 走吧 I was just curious. Come on.
你彻底搞定她了 You worked her o-ver.
你可以把戒指摘下了 她完全相信了 You can take that stuff off now, you know. She totally bought it.
还记得半个小时前 你说你会好好感谢我吗 Remember half an hour ago when you said you'd really owe me?
天啊 你的接受能力真快 Holy shit. You collect fast.
我要躲一个星期 你爸爸要工作 对吧 I need to lay low for a week. Your dad works, right?
我爸爸通常7点回来 So, my dad usually comes home around 7:00,
但是他要跟一些离婚的人鬼混 所以他都会晚点回来 but he's going to some lame, divorcee mixer, so he'll be late.
这是客厅 This is the living room.
还有这个... And this...
-这是我的林恩 -天啊 -This is Lynn. -Jesus Christ.
我妈妈看了《海底总动员》后买的 Yeah, my mom bought her when she saw Finding Nemo
因为她觉得乌龟很可爱 但是... 'cause she thought that turtle was cute, but...
后来她发现 这种乌龟不会游泳 Then she realized that this kind doesn't swim.
所以她把你也抛弃了 对吗 林恩 So she ditched you, too, didn't she, Lynn?
你不用对它做什么的 只要别踩到它就好了 You don't really have to do anything for her. Just don't step on her.
-它喜欢藏在这里 -我不用喂东西给它吃吗 -She likes to hide back here. -Do I need to feed her?
你可以试试 但是我们都知道它厌食 You can try, but we're pretty sure she's an anorexic.
真好养 Cool pet.
这里是厨房 你想吃什么随便吃 So, this is the kitchen. You can basically eat whatever you want.
不过这是他的酒罐 But this is his box of wine.
要是你想喝的话 用漏斗和保鲜盒 So if you have some, use the funnel with the Tupperware
然后在酒罐里加一点点水 我们都是这样的 and fill it up with a little bit of water.It's what we do.
我觉得他不会注意到的 I don't think he really notices.
今晚丹邀请了一些人过来 And tonight, this guy Dan has invited some people over
因为他父母出城了 'cause his parents are out of town.
如果你想的话 我们可以一起 So if you want to do that, we can do it.
-然后我们再偷偷回来 -好的 -And then we'll just sneak you back in. -Okay.
得用这种滋润型的 这个绿色真的很漂亮 And I'm using Humid.It's a really gorgeous green.
-涂在下边 -对 下眼睑 好了 -Under. -Yeah, on the edge. All right.
-你准备好了吗 -好了 -You ready? -Yeah.
我一直想试试烟熏妆 You know, I always wanted to try a smoky eye.
但是我觉得太夸张了 But I thought it might be too much on me.
我不知道 我挺喜欢的 I don't know. I like it.
嘿 Hey!
-哇 你应该敲门的 -你又没说 我不认识你哦 -Whoa! You're supposed to knock. -Write a letter. I don't know you.
-梅根 -我是克雷格 -Megan. -Craig.
她是我的新朋友 你不是应该去派对了吗 She's a new friend. You're supposed to be at that mixer.
我回来换衣服 这样就不像律师了 Yeah, well, I came home to change so I don't look like a lawyer.
哇 Wow.
现在这年代的高中生越来越憔悴了 High school students are looking rougher and rougher these days.
-我刚毕业 -天啊 你不能这么粗鲁的 -Just graduated. -God, you can be rude sometimes.
她是我的新朋友 好吗 我们要去看电影 Look, she's a new friend, okay? We're just gonna go to the movies.
那好吧 要是那个年轻吸血鬼泡到妹子了 告诉我一声 Right well, let me know if the teen vampire gets the girl.
10前回家 我也会 And be home by 10. I know I'll be.
他如果不想那么孤独的话 其实可以一直别回来 You know, why doesn't he just stay out if he wants to be less lonely?
我不知道快点 I don't know. Come on.
这变成大学派对了吗 Is this turning into a college party?
啤酒去哪儿了 这边 Where's the fucking beer? This way?
-朱尼尔 你好吗 -嘿 -Junior! What's up? -Hey.
经济学课后 好久不见了 Long time no see since Econ.
-整晚都围着他 -哟 安妮卡 -Yeah, that goes on around him all night. -Yo. Yo, Annika!
-嘿 -嘿 -Hey. -Hey.
跳上来 Oh, yeah, let's do this!
我们若不开始 那就不算派对了 谁来帮帮我 It's not a party till we start.Who's gonna help me get this going!
给你 Here.
嗯 人还真是够多的了 Yeah. This is definitely having people over.
噢 我一直都很喜欢尼尔·杨 Oh, yeah. I've always loved Neil Young.
我才发现他的 I just discovered him.
好了 我要弄冰块了 不会有事的 Okay, I'm gonna put the ice cube. It's gonna be good.
好了 数三下 1... Okay, on the count of three. One...
2... Two!
好了 美女们 耳环拿过来 Okay, girls. We need the hoop.
快点递过来 对 谢谢 Come on. Hand it over. Yeah, thank you.
好像已经过了10点了 我们该走了 Hey, I think it's past your curfew, so we should probably go.
这是我妈妈 This is my mom.
-这是你妈妈 -是的 她现在在当模特了 -Wow, that's your mom? -Yeah, she models for catalogs now.
我之前无意发现的 I've come across them before.
我甚至都感觉 自己不认识她了 I don't even know who she is anymore.
你后来没见过她了 You don't see her?
我们以前 偶尔通几次电话 We did phone calls for a bit.
不过没有坚持下来 It didn't really last.
你知道她在哪儿吗 Do you know where she is?
有个地址 在他寄给我爸的抚养费的支票上 There's an address. On the child support check she sends my dad.
他把钱放到一个箱子里 上面写着"不用 谢谢" He puts them in a box labeled, "No, thanks."
天啊 对不起我 今晚真的很多愁善感 God, I'm sorry.I'm really emotional tonight.
朱尼尔的事 我已经很不开心了 I was already upset about Junior,
然后我来到这里看到她 and then I came in here, and I saw her.
-你喜欢他 -嗯 -You like him? -Yeah.
-我可能爱上他了 -哇 -I might even be in love with him. -Wow.
你确定他不喜欢你吗 Well, are you sure that he doesn't like you, too?
他当然不喜欢 他只想做朋友 Sure he does. As a friend.
好吧 Oh, right.
他可能只是在看她衣服的标签 You know, he's probably checking her tag
-看看要怎么洗 -嗯 -to see what cycle to wash it in. -Yeah.
梅根 我可以借一下你的车钥匙吗 Megan, can I borrow your car keys?
我的运动衫好像落在车上了 I think I left my sweatshirt out there.
-这个借口找的不错 -谢谢 -Yeah. Sweatshirt's a really good idea. -Thanks.
我读高中的时候 You know, when I was in high school,
每个人都说那个家伙喜欢我 there was a guy that everyone said liked me.
还不都是听朋友说的 It was all I heard about from my friends.
但他从来没有什么表示 所以我一直不确定 But he never acted on it, so I kept getting unsure.
-那他有没有做点什么 -嗯 -Well, did he ever do anything about it? -Yeah.
高二的时候 他当着所有人的面 要我做他女朋友 Sophomore year, he asked me to be his girlfriend in front of everyone.
-那你喜欢他吗 -嗯 他挺可爱的 有点艺术气息 -And did you like him? -Yeah. He was cute. Kind of artsy.
他能发现所有细节 用他的方式谈论它们 He noticed these details about the world and talked about them in a way
其他人都做不到 而且他一直... that no other high school guy would.And he was always...
他一直很喜欢拍照 He was always taking pictures and...
然后能随口说出 我觉得非常深奥的引述 and pulling quotes out of nowhere which I thought was pretty deep.
但是...也许那就是 我开始养成 But, but maybe it was the start of a habit
"等待别人帮我做决定"这个习惯的时候 of waiting for other people to make decisions for me.
你知道吗 You know?
好了 Okay.
好吧 他肯定在里面 等着要好好训我一顿 Okay. He's going to be waiting inside to do a whole deposition on me.
你等下直接去我房间 然后在那儿等着我 So just go straight to my room and wait for me there.
你不用脱鞋了 You don't have to take your shoes off.
嘿 你去哪里了 Hey. Where you been?
天啊 电影太长了 God! That movie was so long.
-嗨 -嘿 -Hi. -Hey.
-你都搞定了吧 -是的 -Did you find everything you needed? -Yeah.
好了 All right, cool.
你没事吧 Are you in trouble?
没事 他只是要我告诉他 电影情节 No. He just made me tell him the plot to the movie we saw.
然后他看看 跟他在网上看的 是不是一样的 And then he read the same plot to me back online to see if it matched.
但是我跟他说的 是上个星期 我逃课去看的那部电影 But I just told him a movie I saw last week when I ditched school.
我没想到 你喜欢躲着说悄悄话啊 Yeah. I didn't think you had an interest in ventriloquism.
你 下楼 我们得谈谈 You. Downstairs. We need to talk.
-对不起 -这不是你的错 -I'm sorry. -It's not your fault.
你是谁 Who are you?
梅根·伯奇 Megan. Burch.
我知道这个问题 对女人来说很敏感 And I get that this can sometimes be sensitive information for a woman,
但是你多少岁了 but how old are you?
20多 I'm in my 20s.
那你为什么要睡在我家 And why are you sleeping over at my house?
或者我应该问个更重要的 Or I guess the larger question is,
你为什么要跟我女儿一起玩 why are you hanging out with my daughter?
-这有点难解释 -我想也是 -It's kind of hard to explain. -I bet.
我从来没有想过要解释 对我自己也是 No, I mean, I've never really tried to. Not even to myself.
我不想听那些排练好的话 I like hearing things better when they're not rehearsed.
好吧 All right...
我是在这周围长大的 不是 I grew up around here. Well, no, I didn't, I mean, you know,
应该是对面湖的东面 across the lake on the east side.
我和我男朋友在高中是"最佳情侣" I got "best couple" with my boyfriend in high school.
然后我和朋友开始选了一个舞蹈队 And I started an alternative dance team with my friends
跳野兽男孩 meaning that we danced to Beastie Boys
不是热曲40首 还挺好玩的 instead of top 40. It was kind of cool.
大学后 我做了几份工作 After college, I worked some random jobs,
时间过去了 还是跳过这一段儿吧... time went by. I'm gonna skip to...
然后我继续回学校读研 Okay, I went back to grad school to get my marriage
拿了 家庭婚姻理疗师的学位 and family therapist degree
因为我 以为我想跟大家诚实的交谈 because I thought I wanted to have honest conversations with people.
但是... But...
实习的时候... I did my internship and I...
我跟所有客户都相处不好 I couldn't relate to any of my clients.
我感觉我就像个骗子 I felt like a total fraud.
于是 我在这里 还算是有点找到了自我的感觉... So, you know, I kind of found myself in this place. Like...
就好像 一种局外的地方 你明白吗 this kind of weird in-between place, you could say, you know?
我不知道 我有点漂浮不定吧 And, I don't know, I was kind of floating.
后来我在杂货店遇到了安妮卡 And then I met Annika at the grocery store,
我跟她玩了一会儿滑板 and I skateboarded with her for a minute.
觉得真的很有意思 我以前很喜欢滑板 我很怀念 And it was really fun, you know. I liked skateboarding. I missed it.
跟一些 能让我感到放松的人 I think it was just nice to hang out with somebody
在一起玩 感觉很好 that cut me some slack for a change.
不好意思 我知道听着有点乱 这... I'm sorry. This isn't gonna make any sense. This is...
你知道 我就... You know, this isn't...
我就像在胡说八道一样 你直接起诉我好了 It's not gonna make any sense, so just fucking sue me.
抱歉 我不是故意跟你开律师玩笑的 I'm sorry, that wasn't meant to be a lawyer joke.
如果没有侮辱的意思 就不是玩笑 It's not a joke if it's not insulting.
我可能不懂律师玩笑吧 I don't think I know any lawyer jokes.
不 等下 我听我爸说过一个 No, wait, I do. I've got one from my dad.
5千个律师死在海底如何评判 What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
是个好的开头 嘿 你听说过成年女人 A good start. Hey, did you hear the one about the grown woman
开始跟一群小屁孩一起玩的吗 who started hanging out with a bunch of pubescent kids?
-没有 怎么了 -我以前也没听过 -No, what? -No, I'd never heard of it before either.
拜托 你要帮帮我 你以前是怎样的 Come on, you gotta help me out.So what... What were you like?
嗯... Well...
高三的时候 我被选为"最帅人物" Senior year, I was voted "best gorgeousness,"
但好像越长大 越没以前帅了 and most likely to pump gas when I get older.
后来我意识到 如果我不是为自己的话 And then I realized it would be fairly easy for me to argue for a living
想要以辩为生还是相当简单的 if I wasn't doing it on my own behalf.
然后有个热情的穿白色裙子的人 And then there was this intensely poufy white dress.
因为她的薄纱或塔夫绸 害得我有点朦朦胧胧的 It gets a little hazy because of all the tulle or taffeta.
然后来了个小孩 接着那个穿白裙子的就出去了 And then there was a kid, and then the taffeta floated out the door.
事情就是这样 And that brings us to tonight.
今晚真是够骚乱了 Tonight. What a cluster fuck.
-你在说今晚的派对 -对 -You talking about the mixer? -Yeah.
这些派对上 那些女人 At these things, women insist
都会用很撩人动作 去抚摸你的前臂 on touching your forearm in this very deliberate manner.
这些动作本来应该是 These touches are meant to communicate
用来交流听力连贯性技巧的... gold-star level skills in listening...
你知道这些动作吗 In connectedness. Do you know about this kind of gesture?
嗯 你是说这样吗 Yeah. You mean this one?
对 是这样 Yes. Do go on.
-这样 -是吧 -Do go on. -Right?
-嗯 -就是这样 -Yeah. -That's it.
爸爸 你不会要教训她一个晚上吧 Dad, you do know you can't lecture her all night, right?
-她又不是孩子 -是吗 -She's not a kid. -Oh, really?
你偷偷把朋友带到我家 我觉得你在这里没有发言权 You snuck your friend into my house, I think you're lacking say-so here.
要是你把她放进你的储物柜... If you let her spend the night in your locker...
不 那是学校的财产 No, that's school's property.
要是你把她放到你的书包里 那可以 不对... If you let her spend the night in your backpack. Yes. No, that's...
-那也是我花钱买的书包 -好吧 -Actually I paid for the backpack. -Okay.
所以那也是我的财产 我不知道 So I guess that's my property. I don't know.
你为什么不好好分析一下再回来 Why don't you put a case together. And come back.
-好吧 -等你有可靠的事实后再过来 -All right. -When you got something solid.
-我要去睡觉了 -你确定 我们还可以多说几句的 -I'm gonna go to bed. -You sure? We can talk about this more.
-好了 再见 -晚安 宝贝 -Okay, goodbye. -Good night, honey.
财产争论其实很不雅 但是很快可以解决问题 The property argument is inelegant but it ends things quickly.
我每天都要处理一些人渣的事 Listen, I deal with a lot of scumbags on a daily basis.
所以我发明了一套感谢真诚的机制 So I've developed a real appreciation for the truth.
我在想要是你说了谎 I've gotta think that if you were lying,
你会编一个没那么奇怪的理由 you'd make up an excuse that's less fucking weird.
你确实意识到 回到少年生活 You do realize that reverting to a teenage life
以及偷溜到我家很奇怪 对吧 and sneaking into my house is weird, correct?
对 Right.
那你为什么要在这里过夜 And why were you trying to sleepover?
我的房子租赁到期了 The lease on my apartment ran out,
而且要等一个星期后 才能去新的地方 and I can't get into my new place for a week.
而我的朋友们... And my... my friends...
我只是不想... I just... I didn't want to...
我不想牵连他们或我的父母 I didn't want to involve them or my parents.
好吧... All right...
该死的 现在凌晨1点了 我是不会把你踢出去的 Fuck it. I'm not gonna kick you out at 1:00 in the morning.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
你不能睡在我孩子房间的地上 You're not sleeping on the floor of my kid's bedroom.
你去睡客房吧 I'm putting you in the guest room.
-枕头够吗 -够 谢谢 -Got enough pillows here? -Yeah, yeah. Thank you.
千万别让我这个决定 把我变成不会教育小孩的人了 Please don't let this decision become bad parenting on my part.
不会的 真的不会的 I won't. I really... I really won't.
等等 他让你留下了 Wait. He let you stay?
对 我住在客房 Yeah. I'm in the guest room.
你也有任务 安妮卡 I'm gonna let you do something too, Annika.
你要多做两个星期的家务 I'm gonna let you do additional chores for two weeks.
噢 不要 这都是我的错 Oh, no, hey, look, it's my fault she got in trouble.
是她做的决定 She's the one who made the decision.
帮我再扔一块馅饼进去 好吗 Hey, throw another tart in there for me, will you?
这是你的家 听你的 It's your house.
这是我的家 我今天要在家办公了 It is my house. You know, I think I'm gonna work from home today
因为我真的无法相信你 because I really have no good reason to trust you.
-无意冒犯 -没关系 -No offense. -None taken.
-你的车还在啊 -帕特里克 -Yo, your ride is here. -Patrick.
我们怎么回事 你不用再写了 What happened to us, man? You don't write anymore.
你的衣服真好看 听着 我知道你想杀了你爸爸 That's a great shirt. Listen. I know you want to kill your dad.
有时候我也想 但我是尽力想 Sometimes I do, too, but I'm doing my best
让这个案子处理好一点 用厕纸整他是不管用的 to keep this case civil on his end, and toilet papering isn't gonna help.
如果你想向你父亲进攻的话... So if you want to take some aggression out on a father figure...
倒不如直接打一架 然后你就可以放下过去了 Let's get scrappy, man.So you can move on.
-你是个离婚律师 -是的 他正是我爸 -You're a divorce lawyer? -Yeah, he's my dad's.
等等 你现在住在这里了 Wait, do you live here now?
好了 All right.
对 我们去上学吧 Yeah, we should go to school.
对 爸爸 别弄了 快走吧 Yeah. Dad, stop. Just go.
谢谢你的香蕉 亨特先生 Thanks for the banana, Mr. Hunter.
说真的 帕特里克 帮帮我 好吗 Seriously, Patrick. Help me out, okay?
我没开玩笑 I'm not... I'm not kidding actually.
很好 Good.
我觉得 我已经治好它的饮食失调了 I think I cracked her eating disorder.
真的 Really.
它对自己的身体很有信心 She is feeling so confident about her body.
嗯 我看出来了 Yeah. I can see that.
-你看到送信的了吗 -没有 -Did you see the mail come? -No, not yet.
给我看看 你有多厉害 Show me something. What have you got?
我正在练习空翻 Well, okay, I'm working on a flip.
你可以空翻然后... So you flip it around and...
然后站上去 你要试试吗 And then you get on. You wanna go?
-试试看 -我都是中年人了 -Come on. -I'm middle-aged.
别 试试看 来 No, look. Have a go. Come on.
-过来 -好吧 -Come on. -Okay.
-这样站着 -好 -Just sort of like stand there. -Okay.
然后你要站上去让它动 像这样 And then you want to stand to make it go, like, this way.
好 Okay.
天啊 差点打到我鸡鸡了 那可不太好 Oh, geez. That almost hit my dick. Okay. That's not good.
也许我们应该弄个辅助轮给我 Maybe we should get the training wheels for me.
祝你们愉快 两位 Have a good day, you guys.
-我可以相信你吗 -你可以 -Can I trust you? -Yes, you can.
要是你需要什么的话 Okay, if you need anything,
钥匙在乌龟石下面 key's under the stone tortoise.
-好了 再见 -拜拜 -All right. Bye. -Bye.
-嘿 -嘿 -Hey. -Hey!
我刚刚在给一些家伙修照片 I was just retouching some guy's back zits
-给他们去痘痘 -听起来不错啊 -out of his baby shots. -That sounds lovely.
不对 是太棒了 No, it was amazing. It was amazing.
研讨会怎么样 How's the seminar?
离开你太奇怪了 It's so weird being away.
你不在的时候 我一直在工作 I mean, with you being gone, I've just been holed up working, and...
我害怕见到别人 I'm afraid to see everyone.
因为我感觉 如果我见到别人 'Cause I feel like if I see
我一定会崩溃然后告诉他们 them I'm just gonna crack and tell them.
我一直在假装成一个单身汉 I've just been pretending to be some complete loner.
其实我是个秘密未婚夫 When really I'm a secret fiancé.
那你有没有什么收获 So are you getting a lot out of this?
有 有 Yeah. Yeah, you know...
我的动物是乌龟 想想看 My animal's a tortoise. Go figure.
乌龟 挺好的 A tortoise? That's sweet.
我好想你 I miss you.
我也想你 I miss you.
对了 你爸爸好像留了3百万条语音留言 Oh, hey, your dad has left like three million voicemail messages
你最好还是打给他 so you should probably call him.
因为我猜他不知道 你在奥卡斯岛 'Cause I'm assuming he doesn't know you're on Orcas.
对 这是个秘密 没有告诉他们 Oh, yeah, no, I was... I was being a secret seminarian.
-有道理 -嗯 -Makes sense. -Yeah.
-明智的选择 -谢谢 我也觉得 -Wise choice. -Thanks. I thought so.
-好了 我得挂了 先不说了 -好的 没问题 -Look, I've gotta go. I gotta go. -Okay, right. All right.
-我爱你 -很高兴跟你说话 -I love you. -Glad I caught you.
-我也爱你 拜拜 宝贝 -拜拜 -Love you, too. Bye, baby. -Bye.
嘿 Hey.
你要跟我一起去看我妈妈吗 Will you go with me to see my mom?
好啊 Sure.
好 All right.
我的天啊 My God.
怎么了 What is this?
我不知道 I don't know. It...
我只是觉得应该过来 It just kind of felt like something I should do.
天啊 她居然弄点柠檬汁 弄了20分钟 God. She's been in there making lemonade for, like, 20 minutes.
我觉得她不会出来了 I don't think she's coming out.
快叫她走 带她上车 然后告诉她 我对不起她 Just take her and put her in the car and tell her I'm sorry.
不管你们还想要干什么 And whatever else you need to.
我能跟她说什么 What could I possibly tell her?
我以为我可以做个好妈妈 That I thought I'd be the really cool mom
带她去音乐会 把靴子借给她穿 that took her to concerts, and she'd want to borrow my boots?
但是有一天 我发现根本就没有好妈妈 But then one day I realized there's no such thing as a cool mom.
好妈妈其实只是坏妈妈 That the... cool mom is really just the bad mom,
或者是成为笑话的妈妈 or the mom who has become a joke.
你是克雷格的女朋友吗 这就是你跟她来的原因 Are you Craig's girlfriend? Is that why you're here with her?
不是 我是她的朋友 No. I'm just her friend.
她想要什么 What does she expect?
想要你给她点柠檬汁 That you serve some lemonade,
然后你问她5到10个 关于她生活的故事 and you ask her five to ten questions about her life.
如果你对某个人很坏 You treat somebody badly enough,
你只会想他们 愿意放过你就好 you just assume they'll be happy to let you go.
她还要拿点东西 She had... Said she had to get something.
之后我... So, after I...
你知道... You know...
我开始做很多类型的模特 I started doing a lot of catalog modeling,
我没有做内衣的了 and I ended up doing a lot of lingerie.
对 我知道 我看过你的照片 Yeah, I know, I've seen your pictures.
嗯 Well.
不管怎样 Anyway,
因为拍了这些愚蠢的照片 他们寄了很多东西给我 they send me home with so many things from these stupid photo shoots.
我只是觉得 And I just thought that since, you know,
你也正在长大成人了... obviously, well, you're a growing woman...
或许这里会有你喜欢的东西 And... well, maybe there might be some things you like in here.
你喜欢这件吗 Do you like this one?
嗯 很漂亮 Yeah, it's really nice.
我觉得挺不错的 I think that's about right.
你喜欢黑色吗 黑色是你喜欢的颜色吗 I mean, do you like black? Is black a color you like?
-喜欢 -太好了 -Sure. -Great.
太好了 我还有很多 花纹的怎么样 Great, I have more. What about florals?
你穿睡衣吗 I mean, do you wear nightgowns? Or...
我还有丁字裤 你喜欢丁字裤吗 I have thongs. Are you into thongs or no?
我喜欢有蝴蝶结的那件 I like that one with the bows.
太好了 Great. Yeah.
很好看 That's cute.
-还放得下吗 -可以 -Got room for that? -Yeah.
我真的需要一件无带胸罩 You know, I really needed a strapless bra.
是吗 You did?
对 我的舞会礼服要用 Yeah. For my prom dress.
其实她给我一件真的很好 It's actually really good that she gave me one.
对 真的很好 Yeah. Yeah, no, it's really good.
-你应该去 -去哪儿 -You should come. -Where?
去舞会 星期六晚上 在联合湖的船上 To the prom. Saturday night.It's on this boat in Lake Union.
不去了 周六我要回家了 还记得吗 Oh, no, I've gotta go home Saturday, remember?
我要 回我的新家整理一下 You know, I've gotta get into my new place and sort everything out.
我不能一直这么在外面漂荡 I mean, I can't just float around forever.
不要 拜托 你属于我们的 No. Come on. You belong there with us.
嗨 我很抱歉 让你们等了这么久 Hi. I'm so sorry to keep you waiting.
你们要点什么 Can I take your order?
我们要两杯咖啡 Can we have two mondo chococinos
还有两个波森莓松糕 我们要庆祝下 and two boysenberry muffin tops. We're celebrating.
10.5美元 谢谢 10.50, please.
-给你 -谢谢 -There you go. -Thank you.
梅根 Megan?
嘿 巧遇 Hey. Coinky-dink.
安东尼告诉我们 说你自己在奥卡斯岛学习 Anthony told us that you were working on yourself on Orcas Island.
你可能不会查看你的留言 And that you probably weren't checking your messages,
所以你不会给我们回电话 so that's why you weren't calling us back.
你打电话了 我的手机关机了 Oh, did you call? No, my... my phone's been off.
梅根 你错过了萨凡纳生孩子 Megan. You missed Savannah having her baby.
而且你是教母 你是教母 And you are the godmother.The godmother!
-沐星 -昨天 -Juppiter? -Yesterday!
不是 改成"木卫四"了 No, and they went with Callisto
因为上个星期 医院有个人叫沐星了 because someone at the hospital had a Juppiter last week.
"木卫四"是木星的卫星之一 Callisto is one of Jupiter's moons.
我只知道木卫一 Oh, I only knew about Io.
嗯 我知道 一共有64颗卫星的 Yeah, I learned there are 64.
-64颗 -不管怎样 宝宝已经出生了 -64? -Anyway, the baby is here.
而你又不在 你也没有全神贯注于你的研讨会 And you're not out of town at all.You're not immersed in some seminar
想办法将你的人生走上正确的道路 trying to get your life moving in the right direction.
你却开车来这里买咖啡 还跟一个... You are driving around getting chococinos with...
那个是谁 连我都不认识的一个人 Who the hell is that? I don't even know who that is.
梅根 那是你的毒贩子吗 Meg... Is that your drug dealer?
没有 我没有吸毒 No. No. I'm not on drugs.
好了 听着 事情是这样的 Okay, look, here's the thing.
我没有去奥卡斯岛 但是确实在奥卡斯上 No, I'm not... I'm not on Orcas Island. But I am on Orcas,
如果你觉得奥卡斯在更高的一级里 就是象征性地 if you think about Orcas on a bigger level. Like symbolically.
我只是...我... I just, you know I...
我只是需要一点私人时间 虽然有一个星期了 I just needed a second of personal time. You know, I mean, it's a week,
但是跟一辈子一比 就像花了1秒钟 but in terms of my life, it's more like just
就把所有事情整理好了一样 a second to get my shit together.
然后...过几天 我就会回家了 好吗 And then... then I'm going home in a couple of days. Okay?
我觉得我应该告诉安东尼 你一直都没有离开这里 I feel like I should really tell Anthony that you never left.
你在说什么 我的天啊 你不是我的朋友吗 What are you talking about? Oh, my God.You're supposed to be my friend.
在他约我出去之前 我和你 I mean, it was you and me
萨凡纳 丹妮尔都是很好的朋友 and Savan and Danielle before he ever even asked me out.
-但是我不会告诉他的 -谢谢 -But I'm not going to tell him. -Thanks.
因为他买了一个戒指 他打算向你求婚 Because he bought a ring. And he's going to propose to you.
对 没错 真的 Yeah. That's right. He did.
我帮他挑的 很不可思议 I helped him pick it out, and it's, like, incredible.
所以我相信 你要好好想想 你骗他去奥卡斯的事 So I bet that makes you think twice about how ridiculous you're being
有多么荒唐 with this fake Orcas stuff.
梅根...我真的想看到你的婚礼 Meg... I really want this wedding for you.
而且这不只是婚礼 And it's not even the wedding.
也是因为我们是朋友 It's that we're friends.
就像我们的毕业舞会 不只是跳舞 It's like how our prom, it wasn't just a dance,
而是我们在一起 it was us getting ready together.
然后看我们是怎么一起骗妈妈的 And then how we all lied to our moms together.
然后待在廉价酒店 And stayed at the cheap hotel,
一起去肮脏的泳池裸泳 and went swimming naked in that nasty pool.
那时我们都觉得很美好 And we all thought we were so cool.
但是如果你晚上只待在家里... But if you had stayed home that night, then...
那这些故事对你就没什么意义了 the stories wouldn't have made sense to you.
你对那晚也没有任何意义了 You wouldn't have been a part of everything that night meant.
我只是觉得 我们是成年人了 生活琐事都比以前多了 I just think now that we're adults, our lives are that times 10.
你在说什么 What are you saying?
我想说 我不会给你添乱的 I'm saying that I'm not going to mess things up for you. Just...
你也别自己添乱 Don't mess them up for yourself.
好了 All right.
刚才是怎么回事 What was that all about?
她只是想给我说几句话 Oh, she just had a message to give me.
我要去买个婴儿礼物 I need to get a baby gift.
嘿 你们俩去哪儿了 Hey. Where you two been?
梅根带我去买了一些新内衣 Megan took me to get some new bras.
怎么样 好玩吗 How was that? Was that fun?
好玩 Fun?
我要过去躺一会儿 I'm gonna go and lie down for a while.
好的 米斯蒂要过来睡 All right. Misty is gonna come over and have a sleepover
-因为我们明天没有课 -没课 为什么 -'cause we have no school tomorrow. -No school, why is that?
明天是职员培训日 Yeah, it's a staff development day.
好的 小心米斯蒂 要保管好我们的贵重物品 Okay, well, keep Misty away from our valuables.
我开玩笑的 只是开玩笑的 I was joking. That was a joke.
好 我知道 Yeah. I know.
-再见 -要睡午觉吗 -Goodbye. -Want some poppy snaps?
我彻底忘记这个家伙了 I totally forgot about this guy.
我的天啊 赫歇尔·思拉舍 他妈妈戴着什么呢 Oh, my God. Herschel Thrasher. What was his mom on?
要是你妈妈戴着一串腰链的话 You really don't have a chance in life
那你这一生真没什么机会了 if your mom wears a belly chain.
快看蒂凡尼·威明顿和她的真牙 Look at Tiffany Wilmington with her real teeth.
-我的天啊 -她现在跟谁在一起呢 -Oh, my God. -Who is she dating now?
凯尔·斯特凡诺吧 是吗 Kyle Stempano, I think. Is that right?
我真不知道 I really wouldn't know.
我去拿点小吃 好吗 I'm gonna go get some snacks, okay?
-好 -再见 -Okay. -Bye.
-待会儿见 安静 -安静 -Later. Peace! -Peace!
安静 Peace!
-嘿 -嘿 -Hey. -Hey.
-进来 -嗯 -Come in. -Yeah?
-谢谢敲门 -不客气 应该礼貌的 -Thanks for knocking. -It's okay. Thought I'd be polite.
这是规矩 Them's the rules.
-我可以跟你抱怨一下吗 -当然可以 -Can I complain to you? -Sure, go ahead.
我现在压力很大 我只想喝点酒 I'm so fucking stressed out right now, all I want is a drink.
冰箱里有一个酒罐 I went for the box wine in the fridge,
有趣的是 葡萄酒尝起来像自来水的味道 and it's funny how much that vintage tastes like tap water.
嗯 你知道的 灌装的东西总是不太好的 Yeah, you know, I'm, yeah. The box stuff really is never very good.
那你在忙什么呢 So, what are you working on?
是辩方的文书 在调解期间 我的委托人 A letter to opposing counsel.During mediation my client agreed
同意把两把她的手枪还给她丈夫 to give back two of her handguns to her husband,
现在她表明 手枪是一起给她周年纪念日的礼物 and now she's decided they were anniversary gifts to her.
真浪漫 你会赢吗 Wow. That's romantic. Are you gonna win?
希望如此 如果我看到因为枪支 I hope so because it would kill me
搞的他们分开的话 我会难过的 to see a mother separated from her guns.
嘿... Hey...
-没事 当我没说 -怎么了 -No, never mind. -What?
你想跟我一起喝酒吗 You want to come get a drink with me?
-现在 -对 -Now? -Yeah.
我不是应该跟她们一起狂欢的吗 Well, I'm supposed to be in the middle of a sleepover.
她们就像小动物一样 她们就像沙鼠一样 Oh, they're like little animals.They're like gerbils.
她们没有时间观念的 They have next to no sense of time.
而你不是马上就要离开这里了吗 Aren't you leaving soon?
-对 -就喝一杯 -Yeah. -One pop.
小心 Be careful.
好了 我们得快点 Okay, we gotta hurry.
别滑到了 Don't slip.
-谢谢 -好 -Thank you. -Okay.
-嘿 -嘿 -Hey. -Hey.
有人吗 你好 Anybody here? All right.
-服务生不会理他们的 -对 -Waitress won't give it to 'em. -Right.
所以他说... So he says...
-嘿 -嘿 你好吗 -Hey. -Hey, how you doing?
快要关门了 Just about closing.
那正好是我们想要的 我们只喝一杯 Oh, well, that's perfect for our needs.We just want a round of shots.
-波本威士忌 -波本 很像你的风格 -Bourbon. -Bourbon. Hey. Wow! Like your style.
-谢谢 -墨西哥餐厅经常喝波本酒 -Thank you. -Bourbon in a Mexican restaurant.
-给我一瓶啤酒 -好的 -Can I get a Pacifico? -Of course.
我觉得干杯太俗了 要是你想玻璃碰玻璃的话 I think doing cheers is cheesy, so if you need to touch glass to glass,
-用我的手表吧 -我也觉得 -use my watch. -So do I.
你们还要再来一杯吗 You have time for another?
-好 -好 -Yes. -Yeah.
-谢谢 -扭一下胳膊而已 -Thank you. -Twist my arm.
那个朱尼尔的小子怎么回事 So, what's up with that Junior kid?
我女儿是不是爱上那阳光帅小子了 Is my daughter in love with that Rico Suave kid?
哇 那是朋友与朋友之间的秘密 不能说的 Whoa, that's friend-friend privilege.Can't talk about that.
那个家伙平常听说的也不是太多 对吧 Not much going on between the ears on that one, is there?
现在这时候 她不需要他多聪明的 谢谢 You know, at the moment, she doesn't need him to be smart. Thank you.
我猜你 年轻的时候一定简单很多 Yeah, I guess it's easier when you're young.
你所需要的就是一个 能显得自己笨一点的人吧 All you need from someone is to feel stupid around them.
当你年长一点 你需要什么呢 What do you need when you're older?
需要能跟看起来很傻的人 在一边的感觉 You need to feel like you're on the same side of what seems stupid.
-你真的喜欢跟她一起出去玩吗 -是啊 -You really like hanging out with her? -Yeah.
你真正喜欢跟她一起玩 You genuinely like hanging out with her?
我真的觉得她很好 I genuinely think she's really cool.
那很好 我喜欢这个孩子 You know, good for her. I like that kid.
-真的 我很爱她 -很好 -I do, I do. I love her. -Good.
我对她有点严 也许我没有给她足够的信任 I'm a little hard on her. Maybe I haven't been giving her enough credit.
但她是个好孩子 She's a good kid.
至少她没有 不听我话 At least she didn't end up paying attention to me.
有可能更糟糕的 You know. Could be... could be worse.
我已经回不去了 也挽救不了我的问题 I can't go back and fix my own fucked up head but...
但是她不应该受苦的 对吧 She doesn't have to get bitter in the first place, does she?
我觉得我们还要喝一杯 No. I think we need another drink.
-我们喝一杯 -喝一杯 -Let's have a drink. -Let's have a drink.
-不干杯 -不要干杯 -No cheers. -No cheers.
好吗 Right?
道士和牧师 You know, so, monks and priests, right?
他们说他们收到上帝的呼唤 They say they get their calling from God.
但那其实...是从外界传来的 But that means... that means it was from something outside.
不是内部的对吧 It wasn't from something inside, right?
但是大家都觉得很好 And everybody thinks that that's just great.
-嗯 -对吧 -Yeah. -Right?
说什么呢 What the fuck, right?
抱歉 两位 今天就到此为止吧 该回家了 Sorry, guys. You're gonna have to close your tab out. Going home.
噢 伙计 Aw, man.
我... I... I...
这是你的衣服 我没有带钱 This is your coat. So I don't have any money.
不用 我来付 No, no, no. My responsibility.
-好的 -是我把你叫出来的 -Okay, good. -I dragged you out.
把你的钱拿开 算我的 Put your money away. There, it's on me.
-算你的 -算我的 -It's on... It's on you. -It's on Blockbuster.
真讨厌 Gosh darn it.
-刚刚很开心 -嗯 -That was fun. -Yeah.
对 我想... Yeah, I just... I just wanna...
我想跟你说声谢谢 I just wanna say thank you for...
-谢我什么 -谢谢你让我留下来 -For what? -For letting me stay.
我喜欢你在这 Well, I loved having you, you know.
你是个好人 You're good people.
而且... And...
噢 等等 等等 等下... Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait... Wait, wait, wait.
我...我... I just... I just... I just...
我们不该在街上这样 I don't think we should finger-bang in the street.
-噢 对 -你明白吧 -Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. -You know?
当然 不 不行 我们应该回去...回家 Of course. No, no, no, no, no. We should go to my... the house.
-回家 对 回家 -对 -House, yeah, yeah, the house. -Yeah.
我们先把安妮卡的 这件T恤脱掉吧 Well, maybe we take Annika's t-shirt off.
-好 -要不然挺怪的 -Yeah. -Maybe that's a little creepy.
对 Yeah.
对 很漂亮 Yeah. That's hot.
对 我正穿着... Yeah, I'm just wearing, like,
一件T恤 还有三角裤衩 a little t-shirt with, like, crotchless panties.
-她在跟谁讲话 -我们数学老师 -Who's she talking to? -Our math teacher.
-他知道是她吗 -不知道 -Does he know it's her? -No.
好 那我去...我去刷牙了 好吗 Okay, good. I'm just gonna... I'm just gonna brush my teeth, okay?
好快去吧 Yeah, yeah, you're good.
嘿 Hey.
-嘿 -嘿 -Hey. -Hey.
头痛吗 Got a headache?
嗯 Yeah.
这是大学时候学的 老式戒酒方法 你想要来点吗 This is an old hangover cure from college. You want one?
好啊 Yeah.
这可是科学戒酒法 It's very scientific.
-不是瞎编的 -嗯 -I'm not messing around. -No.
你知道吗... You know...
要是你想的话 你可以在这儿住久一点 You can stay here a little longer if you need to.
我得回去我的新家了 Yeah, you know, I've gotta get back into my new place.
所以... So...
好吧 Okay.
好吧 我再给帕特型克和朱尼尔打个电话 All right. I'm calling Patrick and Junior again.
慢手慢脚的 Laggies.
我脸上有东西吗 Do I have something on my face?
是的 Yeah.
我爸爸的口水 My dad's saliva.
-见鬼 -没错 感觉怎么样 -Oh, shit. -Yeah. How about that?
我觉得你很漂亮但是... I think you're pretty but...
-他是我爸爸 -我...天啊...安妮卡... -That's my dad. -I... Oh, God, I... Annika, I...
我不知道怎么回事 我想说... I don't know what happened, you know. I mean, I...
我一直都在想"你在干什么 梅根" I was thinking the whole time like, "What are you doing, Megan?"
不是的 我不想知道详细过程 No, no, no, no. I really don't need details.
我已经想了几个小时了 Look, I've had a couple of hours to think about it.
我不停的在想 他有多寂寞 And I just keep thinking about how lonely he's been.
这段时间以来 他为了我 有多努力 You know, and how hard he's been trying with me lately.
我还经常说他不好 And as much shit I talk about him...
我爱他 I love him.
我想他开心 我也想你开心 You know, and I want him to be happy.And I want you to be happy.
要是你们两个在一起很开心 You know, so if you two are happy together, then...
那未必不是件好事 It might be kind of cool.
当然 他不能跟我们一起出去玩... And obviously, he can't come with us when we go out. But...
但是 如果他想带你去看电影什么的 You know, if he wanted to take you to the movies, or whatever,
我也不会生气的 I've decided not to lose my shit over it.
安妮卡 我觉得我跟你爸 Annika, I don't think that dating
-以后不会那么约会的 -我刚才是不是听到... -is in the future for your dad and me. -Did I just hear you're...
你跟亨特先生在一起 boning Mr. Hunter?
-没有 不是你想的那样 -唷 真恶心 -No, it's not like that. -Ew. Gross.
你们终于来了 Yo, finally.
差点放弃了 不过还是来了 好吗 Fucking drop it already, I'm here, okay?
心情不好 Bad mood.
买燕尾服的在那边尽头 Hey, the tux place is at the other end.
好的 那我们一个小时后再见 All right, so we'll meet back here in like an hour?
好的 Sure.
没有我 你还能活吗 If you can live without me that long.
可能不行哦 I'm not sure I can.
你明天晚上要跟他以前跳舞了 You've gotta dance with him tomorrow night.
那可不是 I mean, who's to say?
好了我要试试这一件 Okay, I'm trying this one on.
很适合你 It's you.
我知道 I know.
-不要 -不要 -No. -No?
只有婚礼上穿白色的 毕业舞会不穿白的 You wear white to your wedding.Not to prom.
闭嘴 我喜欢 Shut up. I like it.
就是这种效果 就要这条 This is it. This is it!
这条太漂亮了 I look so fucking good, man.
我都不知道其他那些女生们 还有什么好展示的 I don't even know why those other chicks are even gonna bother to show up.
你觉得怎么样 What do you think?
-好可爱 -好看吗 -You look so cute. -Good?
-你应该买下来 -对 -You should buy it. -Yeah.
你的包里有口香糖吗 Do you have any gum in your bag?
-里面有吧 -应该再短一点 -Right there? -Little shorter.
-不能再短了 -可以的 -You can't take it a little more. -Yes, you can.
对 但是可以再短点 Yeah, but like, shorter.
-你想看我屁股露出来吗 -没有 -You want my ass out? -No.
她想我的屁股... She wants my ass o...
"安东尼和梅根 永远的最佳情侣" "A and M. Best couple forever."
他还在上面刻字了 He had it engraved?
你结婚了吗 Are you married?
我只是订婚了 I'm only engaged.
只是订婚了 Only engaged.
安东尼是谁 Who's the A?
你不认识他 You don't know him.
我爸爸知道他吗 My dad know about him?
不知道 No.
你还要回到他身边吗 Are you going back to him?
是的 Yes.
天啊 你比我妈妈还更坏 God, you're even worse than my mom.
至少她对不起我爸爸的时候 You know, at least when she pulled my dad into her bullshit,
她还不知道她要走 she didn't know she was gonna leave.
见鬼 Oh, shit.
天啊 梅根 你现在别转过来 看着我 God, Megan, don't even turn around and look at me right now.
你要我怎么发誓都可以 Look, I'll swear on whatever you want me to swear on.
我是真的喜欢你爸爸 我没有骗你 I really like your dad.I wasn't faking it.
你是个超级大骗子 You're a huge fucking liar.
就说你那个假戒指 其实也是弄巧成拙 Even your fake ring was fake at being fake.
谁知道你还骗了我什么 Who knows what else you're trying to lie to me about.
她真的很伤心 梅根 She's really hurt, Megan.
闭嘴 朱尼尔 你自己本身就对不起她了 Oh, shut up, Junior. You pulled your own bullshit with her, too.
别把他牵扯扯到这件事里来 Oh, don't you even try to bring him into this.
我还在开车 你们能不能安静点 Can you please stop the fucking yelling while I'm driving?
谁在乎你爸爸的感情生活 Who gives a fuck about your dad's love life?
他每天都在 拆散别人的婚姻 He helps break up other people's relationships every fucking day.
不要因为你爸爸是个混蛋 就怪安妮卡 Don't be a dick to Annika just because your dad's a dick
她爸爸只想赚钱而已 and her dad's trying to bring home some cash.
闭嘴 米斯蒂 怎么... Shut up, Misty! How does any...
我不知道你今天是怎回事... I don't know what crawled up your ass today...
你想听听我今天是怎么回事吗 安妮卡 You want to hear what crawled up my ass, Annika?
我的天啊 Oh, God!
我的天啊 天啊 你们没事吧 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Are you okay?
有人受伤吗 你们还好吗 Is anybody hurt? Are you okay?
-你的脖子没事吧 -没事 我没事 -Is your neck okay? -Yeah, I'm fine.
好 Okay.
我喝醉了 梅根 I'm drunk, Megan.
他明年要送我去寄宿学校 He's sending me to boarding school next year.
而且她一点都没有反对他 And she didn't even fight him on it.
我开了一瓶 你买给我的红酒 I opened the bottle of wine you bought me,
然后我把它倒到橙汁瓶子里 and I put it in the OJ container.
我不想再管那么多了 I just didn't want to care anymore.
好了 Okay.
大家都下车 快点下车 Okay, everyone out of the car.Out of the car right now.
等警察来了 就说刚刚是我在开车 When the cops get here, I was driving.
刚刚方向盘打滑了 可能是我的手心太多汗了 The wheels slipped.I think my palms got sweaty.
你可以用左手碰鼻子吗 Can you touch your nose with your left hand?
用... With...
你能倒着背出字母表吗 Are you able to recite the alphabet backwards?
Z—X—Y—V... Z-X-Y-V...
不是 W W V...天啊 No, W, W, V... Oh, God.
我觉得就算 我没有喝酒也背不出来 I don't think that I could do that even if I hadn't been drinking.
-你喝了酒 -没有 -Have you been drinking? -No.
你在这等一下 Please, stay here a moment.
我想跟你说 你对帕特里克所做的很好 I just wanted to say that what you're doing for Patrick is pretty solid.
这个警官以为我醉驾 This officer thinks I've been driving drunk,
我真有可能醉了 我不知道 and I might be legally drunk.I don't know.
-早上我喝了一点金酒 -搞什么 梅根 -I had some gin this morning. -What the fuck, Megan?
伯奇小姐 Miss Burch,
我要你做一下呼气测醉测试 可以吗 I'm going to ask you to take a breath test. Is that okay with you?
-好的 -对着这个管子吹气 -Yes. -I want you to blow into this tube.
直到我说停为止 明白了吗 Continue to blow until I say stop. Is that understood?
继续吹 Keep blowing please.
继续吹 很好 Keep blowing. That's good.
伯奇小姐 请你转过身去 Miss Burch, I'm gonna ask you to turn around
然后把手放在背后 and put your hands behind your back.
-两手相握 -等下 她什么也没做 -Hold your hands together, please. -Wait, no, she... she didn't do anything.
-别 冷静点 帕特里克 -请你放松 -No, chill out, Patrick.-Relax, please. Please, relax.
这边 女士 This way, ma'am.
安妮卡 快打电话给你爸爸 叫他过来 Annika, can you call your dad to come, please?
小心你的头 Watch your head, please.
-坐好了吗 -好了 -Are you in? -Yeah.
我们怎么办 What are we gonna do?
伯奇 Burch.
你的律师过来见你了 Your lawyer's here to see you.
谢谢 长官 Thank you, Officer.
我已经计划 好帮你逃出去了 Well, I've planned your escape.
要用很多肥皂 It's gonna involve a lot of soap.
我们得把这个家伙迷倒 不过我们可以做到的 We're gonna have to roofie this guy over here. But I think we can do it.
-安妮卡没有告诉你 -她跟我说了 -Annika didn't tell you. -She told me.
我知道是帕特里克在开 我也知道是你顶替他的 I know Patrick was driving.And I know what you did for him.
-我觉得这很高尚 -克雷格... -I think it's a really stand-up thing. -Craig...
我有点事要告诉你你会恨我的 I've got something to tell you, and you're gonna hate me.
那可不一定 I doubt that.
其实我不是等什么新房子 I am not waiting for a new apartment.
我的男朋友 My boyfriend,
就是跟我"最佳情侣"的那个 他向我求婚了 the one that I got "best couple" with, he proposed.
而我需要点时间 And I needed some time.
我已经订婚了 I'm engaged to be married.
那你... So you...
其实你的房租没有到期 那不是你过来住的原因 So you didn't lose your lease? That's not why you've been staying over?
没有 我... No. I just...
我要好好想清楚 我给了自己一个星期的时间 I needed to get my head together, and I gave myself a week.
你什么时候结婚 When are you getting married?
明天 Tomorrow.
我是说如果我不在监狱的话 You know, I mean, if I'm not in jail.
我们要私奔 我们明天去结婚 I... we're eloping.I'm getting married tomorrow.
-真了不起 -嗯 -That's really something. -Yeah.
明天 Tomorrow.
恭喜你 Congratulations.
-我很抱歉 真的很抱歉 -不 不用抱歉 -I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. -No, that's... No need.
我真是个讨厌的人 我真的想告诉你一切的 I'm such a shitty person. I really want to tell you everything.
我第一次看到这些小孩的时候 我给他们买了酒 The first time I met the kids, I bought them alcohol.
后来再也没有买过了 It never happened again,
但是帕特里克的酒 就是那次买的 but that's where Patrick got the wine from
还有我陪安妮卡去看了她妈妈 and I went with Annika to see her mom.
你见过... So you met...
见鬼 我们就谈到这儿吧 Shit. I'm gonna stop there.
虽然都是谎话 That's all the lies though. You know, the...
但是剩下的都是真的 The rest is true.
不管怎样 我在你身边的一举一动都是真的 However, I acted around you, that was true.
不管我们发生了什么事 那都是真的 Whatever happened between us, that was true.
我知道 我不该亲你 And I know that I shouldn't have kissed you.
我也不该那么做 现在弄得这么混乱 I know I shouldn't have done that. It just got so confusing.
因为我感觉我已经爱上你了 'Cause I had this feeling like I was already in love with you.
说点什么吧 Say something.
你在现场测得结果是 超标的 The number you blew at the scene was borderline.
在警察局测得结果是 良好的 The number you blew at the station was under.
所以他们会放了你的 So they're gonna release you.
-还有什么话要说吗 -比如呢 -Something else? -Like what?
说跟我调情的人 没有任何感觉 That I haven't felt connected to anyone I've flirted with
还是说 和我偶遇 或者睡了十几年的人 or casually seen or dated or slept with for years,
都没有感觉 for I don't know how long.
这还真的是少见 可我意识到 我面前就是一例 That this was a rare deal. That right now I'm aware looking at you,
至少对我就是这样的 this could be it for me.
我也没有想到 成年之后 I never anticipated still having to find a place
还会不得不找一个 能使自己适应的地方 where I'd fit in by the time I was an adult either.
我一直以为 一旦有了工作 I thought you automatically got one once
成了家 自然就会适应那里 you had a job and a family.
到头来孤单的人是你 But it's just you, alone.
西雅图警局北区
谢谢你过来 Thanks for coming.
没事 我很乐意的 Hey, no problem. I'm happy to.
你想告诉我发生什么事了吗 Do you want to tell me what happened?
没事 只是搞错了 没有正式控告 No, nothing. It was a mix-up. They're not pressing charges.
好 那就好 Good. Good.
-听我说 宝贝 -爸爸 别 我... -Listen, honey. I... -Dad, no, I...
我告诉你 我也搞砸了 I need you to know that I fucked up, too.
所以我没有资格评价你 So I'm in no position to judge you.
你在说什么 你完全可以评价我 What are you talking about? You can totally judge me.
我干了一件很傻的事 I did something really stupid.
要很长时问 你妈妈才会对我改观的 And it's gonna take a long time before your mom can think well of me again.
你告诉她了 You told her?
当时哪里也没去 Yeah. I wasn't going anyplace.
只是曾经有那么一刻... I just had a moment in time where...
我不知道我是谁了 也不知道 什么对我来说更重要了 you know, I lost sight of who I was and what was important to me.
那你们和好了 So you're staying together?
对 我们正在努力 她也想努力和好 Yeah, we're gonna work on it. She wants to work on it.
那你还觉得 你那时候是在改变吗 Do you still think you were just shifting?
这就是感情 你知道吗 Well, that's what, you know, relationships are, you know?
我不是说 背叛就是理所 当然这点是我的问题 Not the cheating part, that was my problem.
但是你要知道 你不是陷进去 就不可自拔了 But you know, you don't just get into one and then that's it.
还可以不断改进 不断变化的 It's work, and it's always changing. It's always changing.
我好像知道你的意思了 Yeah, I think I know what you mean.
我听到你打电话给我 Look, I was just happy to hear from you.
我很高兴 即使是从监狱打给我的 Even if it was from jail.
-嘿 -嘿 -Hey. -Hey.
嘿 宝贝 Hey, baby.
欢迎回来 Welcome back.
我查了小教堂的照片 So I... checked the chapel's photographer out.
不是我拍的 但是拍的还不错 He's no me, but he's done some okay work.
我觉得我们应该贴一些加勒比海的照片 I think we're gonna have to paste in the Caribbean behind us
这样我们的父母就会觉得 我们是因为太远了 so our parents think we went further away
所以没有邀请他们 and couldn't invite them.
谁啊 Who's that?
-我不知道 我去看看 -好 -I don't know. I got it. -All right.
-嘿 -米斯蒂 -Hey-o. -Misty.
你来这里干什么 Wh... What are you doing here?
我把你留下的东西 送回来了 Well, I brought the stuff you left behind from the crash.
-给你 -谢谢 -Here. -Oh, thanks.
顺便说一下 帕特里克的爸爸没钱修车 And by the way, Patrick's dad wants you to pay
说要你付修车费 for his car repairs out of pocket.
没钱...什么...没人会给的 都是保险公司赔付 Out of po... Oh, what... Nobody does that unless it's a scratch.
-是的 他就是个混蛋 -我的天啊 -Yeah, well, he's a dick.-Oh, my God.
不管谁... Anywho...
我过来也想告诉你 来参加我们的毕业舞会吧 I'm also here to tell you that you need to come to prom.
-米斯蒂 我去不了 -我知道 -Misty, I can't. -I know.
现在你和安妮卡有很多问题 You and Annika are having a lot of issues right now.
但是如果这样 你就不跟她做朋友了 But if you stop being friends after this,
她会背地里整你的 她就是这么一个人 she's gonna become secretly tortured about it. That's how she is.
我知道她很尊敬你 I know she looks up to you.
上次你陪她去见她妈妈 对她很重要 That trip you got her to take to her mom's was huge.
而且这段时间 你一直跟我们在一起 And all this time you've been spending with us fucknuts.
-嘿 -嘿 嗨 -Hey. -Hey. Hi.
-这是谁 -我是米斯蒂 -Who's this? -I'm Misty.
-嘿 米斯蒂 -梅根一直在指导我 -Hey, Misty. -Yeah. Megan's been mentoring me.
对 在研讨会的时候 她是初级的 Right. At the seminar, she was in the junior program.
-初级的 -哇 挺不错的 -The junior program. -Oh, wow, that's cool.
你的是什么动物 What was your animal?
我选了自己 I'm my own animal.
-好的 我喜欢这样 我很尊重你这样的 -嗯 -Right. I like that. I respect that. -Yeah.
-好的 很高兴见到你 -我也是 -Okay. Nice meeting you.-All right, you too.
-他很不错 -谢谢 -He's cute. -Thanks.
我们帮你买了一张票 是作为帕特里克舞伴的 Well, we bought you a ticket as Patrick's date.
去吧 Just come.
各位乘客请注意 Attention, passengers.
往拉斯维加斯的514航班 已经开始登机 Flight 514 has begun general boarding to Las Vegas.
-请到登机口这里来排队...-我的天啊 -Please, line up to the right of the podium... -Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
-我们该走了 -好的 -Here we go. -Okay.
等一下 我知道这个拍出来效果不好 Wait. Hold on a second. I know it's going to be bad quality.
-但是我想捕捉这个时刻 -好 当然 -But I need to capture this moment.-Right. Of course. Of course.
好了 我要把这个发到组里 All right. Just gonna send this to the group.
他们已经在酒店里准备了 They're over at the soft open for the restaurant.
等我们到了后 我们要跟那些家伙一起庆祝 We've got to celebrate with those guys as soon as we get back.
你为什么要这样 Why do you need to do that?
我不会发给我们父母的 I'm not gonna send it to our parents.
我知道 那会是另外一回事 I know that's a whole other conversation.
完成了 And... done.
你为什么要这样 Why did you need to do that?
我想着他们来不了这里 Well, I figured 'cause they can't be here,
也可以把我们的喜悦 带给他们 it's our way of bringing them into it.
噢 听 艾莉森已经回信了 Oh, look, Allison already wrote back.
噢 天啊 我不能这样做 Oh, my God. I can't do this.
什么 噢 你是在想... What? Oh, are you thinking...
你是在想 我们需要一场真正的婚礼吧 你知道吗 You're thinking we need to have a real wedding. I know, and you know what?
如此的话我会更开心的 That would actually make me a whole lot more happy.
不...我是说 我们不能在一起 No. No, I mean that we can't be together.
-什么 等下 -噢 老天 -Wait, what? -Oh, my God...
噢 老天 我觉得我... Oh, my God, I think I might...
我觉得 我应该把我做的事情 都说出来 I think I might throw up that I'm finally doing this.
做什么事了 你怎么了 Doing what? What are you doing?
好吧... Okay...
我该如何跟你解释了呢 How am I gonna explain this to you, right?
对研讨会动物的事情记得吧 Right, the animal thing, right? The animal thing, okay.
老天 说这些 也不能表达出我的意思 God, Anthony.That could never be my speed.
但是 如果能帮到你 去理解我跟你说的 But... But if it helps you to understand what I'm trying to say to you,
那么... then...
安东尼 我是条阴险的蛇 Anth, I'm a snake.
我已经拽着自己脱下的皮... I'm a snake that's been dragging my old skin around with me
太久太久了 for way too long.
我是条蛇 I'm a snake.
-不 你不是 -是的 -No, you're not.-No, no.
你必须得在我身上看到这点 You have to see this about me.
我退出了 我退了那个群了 I'm dropping out.I'm dropping out of the group.
好吧 我想说 没关系的 因为那是他们 Okay, I mean, that's okay, 'cause that's them,
你可以减少 跟她们出去玩的时间... and you can just cut down on the amount of time you hang out with them...
-但那是她们 不是我们 -不 不 -'cause that's just them. That's not us. -No. No.
不 可你也在那个群里 No, you're still part of the group.
你和我...我们是... You and me, we're...
我们可以说是过去了 你知道 我们是历史了 We're somewhere back there.You know, we're in the past.
该死的 梅根 Holy shit, Meg.
-这么久以来 -不 老天 -All this time? -No, no, God, no.
-没有一点感觉 -什么时候开始的 -Not all of it.-Well, however long.
该死的 Holy shit.
那就这样吧 This is it.
-是啊 -事情也就只能这样了 -Yeah. -This is what it comes down to.
是的 Yeah.
明天早上醒来 Waking up in the morning,
我就再也看不到... and never being able to see your face...
你的面庞了 Ever again.
不 我们还是可以在彼此的生活里的 你明白吗 No, we can still be in each other's lives, you know?
我们还可以... We can still...
我们还可以聊天吗 We can still talk?
是的 Yeah.
是 好吧 Yeah, right.
当然可以 Sure.
嘿 Hey.
嘿 你来了 Hey. You came.
这烟熏妆很不错 The smoky eye looks great.
谢谢 Thanks.
好的 我对你父亲所做的 是错的 但是... Okay, what I did to your dad was wrong. But...
我真的真的 对他有感觉 I just really, really fell for him.
安妮卡...我跟我男朋友分手了 Annika... I've broken up with my boyfriend.
恩 那么... Yeah, well...
我明白 当你真的喜欢一个人的时候 I guess I know what it's like to forget yourself
就会忘记自我的那种感觉 when you really, really like someone.
好的我要告诉你 我离开学校以来这么久 Okay, I'm gonna tell you two things that I've gotten some perspective on
悟出来的两件事 after being out of high school for a while now.
第一件是 他们发誓你学的数学 以后肯定会用到 The first is that a lot of the math they're teaching you
但你一定不会用到 that they swear you'll use in your life, you won't.
你肯定不会用到抛物线 You're never going to need to use parabolas
还有真的 不需要知道 and you really don't need to know shapes
超过8个面的物体是什么 that have more than eight fucking sides.
第二... The second...
第二 是我最近才发现的 The second, which I've only got some perspective on recently,
但是确实如此 but it's this.
你暂时不需要考虑 一个你想要的未来 You can't keep putting aside what you want for some imaginary future.
你只要振作一点 凭自己的直觉做事就可以了 You've just got to suck it up and go with your gut.
好了 各位 All right, guys. This is it.
这是你们舞会的最后一首歌 This is the last song of your prom.
好好把握 Make it good.
你打算就这么坐着 You gonna sit here?
好的 All right.
去他的 我要出手了 Fuck it. I'm gonna do it.
很好 Good.
嘿 Hey.
打扰一下 Excuse me.
我想告诉你 I wanted to tell you,
我真的很喜欢你 我想打散你俩 I have serious feelings for you.And I would like to cut in.
还有... And also...
朱尼尔 我想做你的女朋友 Junior, I'd like to be your girlfriend.
你是说你想跟我在一起吗 So you're saying that you want to try and be together?
是的 Yeah.
好 Okay.
-好啊 -好啊 -Okay. -Okay.
你听说过一个长大的女人 So... Did you hear the one about the grown woman
爱上了一个非常生气的律师吗 who fell in love with the really pissed off lawyer?
-搞笑吗 -非常好笑 -Is it funny? -It's really funny.
过来 Come here.
关门 Close the door.