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{\fn微软雅黑\fs25\pos(195,275)}<font color=yellow>咖啡馆恶搞

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{\fn微软雅黑\fs25\pos(195,275)}<font color=yellow>纽约西村 SINCE咖啡馆

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{\fn微软雅黑\fs25\pos(195,275)}<font color=yellow>砌好的假墙

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{\fn微软雅黑\fs25\pos(195,275)}<font color=yellow>一位特技演员悬挂在墙上

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{\fn微软雅黑\fs25\pos(195,275)}<font color=yellow>远程操控的桌椅

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{\fn微软雅黑\fs25\pos(195,275)}<font color=yellow>照片和书安装弹簧

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{\fn微软雅黑\fs25\pos(195,275)}<font color=yellow>演员就位

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{\fn微软雅黑\fs25\pos(195,275)}<font color=yellow>是时候恶搞一下顾客们了

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{\fn微软雅黑\fs25\pos(195,275)}<font color=white>欢迎光临
你好 

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{\fn微软雅黑\fs25\pos(195,275)}<font color=white>欢迎光临

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{\fn微软雅黑\fs25\pos(195,275)}<font color=white>一个小杯咖啡

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{\fn微软雅黑\fs25\pos(195,275)}<font color=white>我的天

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{\fn微软雅黑\fs25\pos(195,275)}<font color=white>不好意思

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{\fn微软雅黑\fs25\pos(195,275)}<font color=white>你把所有都毁了

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{\fn微软雅黑\fs25\pos(195,275)}<font color=white>重新整理下就好了

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{\fn微软雅黑\fs25\pos(195,275)}<font color=white>就好了？开玩笑！咖啡都进电脑里了

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{\fn微软雅黑\fs25\pos(195,275)}<font color=white>你知道吗？离我远点

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{\fn微软雅黑\fs25\pos(195,275)}<font color=white>给我滚开

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{\fn微软雅黑\fs25\pos(195,275)}<font color=white>别挡我的路

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{\fn微软雅黑\fs25\pos(195,275)}<font color=white>我的天啊

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{\fn微软雅黑\fs25\pos(195,275)}<font color=white>离我远点

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{\fn微软雅黑\fs25\pos(195,275)}<font color=white>滚开

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{\fn微软雅黑\fs25\pos(195,275)}<font color=white>我的天啊