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so
do you just not wear clothes or cover up
all this
fair enough makes my job quicker first
quick thing since i got here
you know i was in line for a year right
yeah
says here your name cell and your uh
six yeah i'm an early bloomer and you
died from an
energy blast from an eleven-year-old
not my fault fights on the playground
gets so violent nowadays
right right well let's take a look at
your sins and
oh oh
oh geez and this is just your
first form what can i say i'm a thirsty
[ __ ]
yep this is a code orange
um
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and mr cell enjoy the barbecue in hell
excuse me
that would be bad if you weren't already
dead what the where am i
who are you and why are you
german welcome esl
this is a cul-de-sac this is a super
special place for guys like you
oh yeah most people when they go to hell
goes to the soul scrubber but most of
them only have like a power level of 10
or 15. but some of you have like
a billion and that's a problem yeah have
you had to make this placement that
radish guy broke our machine and ruined
our water feature which was mostly his
hair but it was also his power level
yeah the power level made the hair verse
okay okay i'm sorry what the hell is
here for
the home for infinite losers you'll be
spending your time here rehabilitating
yourself with the rest of the villains
like you oh
again we don't want to use the pear bud
it
implies it's forever alright i meant
morally compromised malfactors
okay cool you two aren't charming
brothers or lovers or both i don't judge
but i want you to both know that before
i kill you
i will always remember how unconvincing
your german accents were oh
no
you'll see value on hiffle you have to
use this little ankle bracelet so you
can't use your key
again they're too much key a billion
keys
i miss my mommy she was a computer she
was she went beep
all right guys i think it's party time
but mommy it's not my birthday and
you're carrying me
say hello to your new neighbors
why we're doing this with shasta because
the bloomin
running this place won't give us beer i
prefer sprite
and i prefer beer those are the key news
they're my favorites they're really
about the rehab
they took the synchronized dance like
the internet took to mary kate and
ashley olsens as they turned 18.
so they'd been doing it for years to a
problematic degree
and over here is our oldest resident
credits hey
tell us rabbits how long have you been
this us
my entire death the junk is funny at
every time
radius radius
is ring zero bells
well nice to meet you yeah okay over
there we have zarban and
tudoria they're our favorite platonic
power couple
the doria this is your new neighbor cell
well ain't you
a tall glass of saint patrick's day beer
and ain't you just a queen doing your
thing
damn right well [ __ ] is a bum
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wow that was wild what was that about
wait is that attention everyone
the king of foss would like to welcome
their new neighbor
that's mister perfect to celebrate the
occasion
they're going to perform their favorite
guns the twerk arena
no no no no no no no no no
god damn son of a [ __ ] that's not going
to work
okay frieza last time i checked i'm a
wee bit stronger than you
all right all right god damn
son of a [ __ ] listen bell it's selling
you know that
a rock was the second thing i tried to
smash it with
the first was those ogre's heads oh god
what is up with those guys
what's what's the joke that the german
is that
it you know oddly it grows on you i
don't believe you
and i was lying
[Laughter]
so you're saying this is it hell is
literally
other people and are they still twerking
yes should see them practice
it's terrifying
of advice you want out of here play nice
work off your time
and convince them you're not a total
piece of [ __ ] oh really
if it's that easy why they here are you
still here you see perfect cell it's
because
i know who i [ __ ] am i'm a child
killing people enslaving galactic
tyrant and i'd rather die a million more
times
before i ever pretend otherwise
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you've awakened something i think
welcome to the home for infinite losers
loser
[Music]
frieza told us you were taking a nap so
we let you sleep
you missed the race is a party though
until now they've moved on to the after
party
i would like to go home now goods
because you're here
oh goody here's your house key
since you can't use your key
that gets me every time enjoy your stay
here perfect cell
we'll see you in the morning that's the
sharing circle
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hey wait i thought this was my house
it is i'm your housemate no
yep and say hello to our other
housemate
hello other new nail
kill me way past that buddy
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