(RADIOS TUNING)
MAN ON RADIO. One, two. One, two. Breathe deeply.
One, two. One, two. Breathe deeply.
(GROANING)
One, two. One, two. Breathe deeply.
One, two, three, four.
One, two. One, two. Breathe deeply.
One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four.
One, two. Breathe deeply.
One, two. One, two.
(BEEPING)
One, two. Breathe deeply.
One, two. One, two. Breathe deeply.
Whoa! When you hear the gong, it will be 8:00, whether you like it or not.
(MAN CHUCKLING)
ALL: You're telling us.
(SINGING) Why can't this night go on forever?
Why should the morning find you gone?
Why can't I keep you here forever
And not just till dawn?
Why should the sun replace the moonlight?
(SINGING)
See your dentist twice a day. Brush your teeth once a year.
I don't like you, baby. Trade them up, that's me.
(EX CLAIMS) Who done that?
(GUN FIRING)
Good old 8:00.
Hello, yous guys and yous gals. This is the Old Maestro and all the lads.
Are you ready, my lads?
One, two...
(LIVEL YMUSIC PLA YING)
(ALL SNORING)
DISPA TCHER. Calling all cars. Calling all cars.
Hey, you mugs! Calling all cars.
WOMAN ON RADIO. Add a little mustard,
a dash of salt,
and stir well before serving.
(JAZZ PLA YING ON RADIO)
(SCREAMS)
(SNAKE CHARMER MUSIC PLA YING ON RADIO)
(EX CLAIMS ANGRILY)
- Hello, Andy. - Hello, Amos. How is you all?
Good old Alma Malta.
(EX CLAIMING)
At the sound of the gong, it will be positively 8:00.
(SINGING) I've got to sing a torch song for that's the way I feel
When I feel a thing that I can sing it must be real
I gotta sing a torch song I gotta have the dough
When I crack this box I'll grab the jack and then I'll blow
Don't swing and run I got you, son
I'm putting you away
Now you can see and I can see that crime will never pay
WOMEN. I've got to sing a torch song to someone far apart, far apart
For the torch I bear is burning there right in my heart, my heart
For the torch I bear is burning there right in my heart
I want to sing a torch song and that's the way I feel
When you can feel a thing that you can sing, it must be real
I'd like to sing a blues song
A song that's real lowdown
And I'd like to sing a blues song
I can really go to town
I have my dreams but, one by one, they vanish in the sky
Oh, I try to smile and face the sun but romance passes me by
I want to sing a torch song
To someone far apart
Why don't you girls lay off the torch?
Why don't you come up sometime?
I've got to sing a torch song
(SCATTING)
Last call for 8:00.
(HOWLING)
(CHUCKLING)
That's all folks!
English - SDH