看見那個滿懷抱負的模特沒 See that aspiring model there?
那就是我 黛比 That was me - Deb -
直到我死的那天 until the day I died.
我以為我會直接上天堂的 I thought I'd go straight to heaven,
但是出了點小亂子 but there was a bit of a mix-up
結果我在別人的軀體中醒來 and I woke up in someone else's body.
所以現在我成了簡 So now I'm Jane,
一名擁有個人助理的超忙律師 a super-busy lawyer with my very own assistant.
我有了新的生活 新的衣著 I got a new life, a new wardrobe,
而唯一知道真相的人 and the only people who really know what's going on with me
是我的閨蜜史黛西 are my girlfriend Stacy
還有我的守護天使弗雷德 and my guardian angel, Fred.
我一直覺得世間萬事必有其因 I used to think everything happened for a reason...
好吧 我真希望我沒想錯 ...And, well, I sure hope I was right.
我想要一個種著兩棵老樹的大院子 I want a big yard with two old trees
在樹間掛一張吊床偷得半日清閒 to tie a hammock on lazy afternoons.
那我就要給孩子弄一套鞦韆架 And I want a swing set for the kids
還要在廚房裝一扇大飄窗 and a big bay window in the kitchen
這樣我就能看著孩子們了 也看著你 so I can keep an eye on them -- and you.
格雷森 我也想要點東西 Grayson, I want something, too.
我想要你想我* *I want you to want me
我需要你需要我* *I need you to need me
我渴望你渴望著我* *I'd love you to love me
我在求你來求我* *I'm beggin' you to beg me
我想要你想我* *I want you to want me
我需要你需要我* *I need you to need me
我渴望你渴望著我* *I'd love you to love me
我會為你擦亮舊皮鞋* *I'll shine up the old brown shoes
穿上新襯衣* *put on a brand-new shirt
我會早早下班回家 只要你說聲我愛你* *I'll get home early from work if you say that you love me
你是不是 是不是 是不是在哭泣* *Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you cryin
你是不是 是不是 是不是在哭泣* *oh, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you cryin'
感到孤苦無依寂寞難耐* *feelin' all alone without a friend
你知道你就快活不下去* *you know you feel like dyin'
你是不是 是不是 是不是在哭泣* *oh, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you cryin'
我想要你想我* *I want you to want me
我需要你需要我* *I need you to need me
我渴望你渴望著我* *I'd love you to love me
我在求你來求我* *I'm beggin' you to beg me
我想要你想我* *I want you to want me
瓦內薩不僅最後得到了格雷森 Not only does Vanessa have Grayson,
她還有一把好嗓子 一身好舞藝 She also has decent pitch and some pretty good moves.
只是個夢而已嘛 It was just a dream.
不 絕不僅僅是夢 No, it's never just a dream.
我只有在潛意識裏才有勇氣 My subconscious is the only place
當著格雷森的面對他說 I can get in Grayson's face and tell him,
"我才是你的真命天女 而不是她" "I am your girl, not her."
你是不是吃了什麼辣的東西 Did you have spicy food?
我有時候吃了辣的就會做奇怪的夢 Sometimes spicy food makes me have weird dreams.
不是 夢不是因為吃了辣的東西 No, the dream was not from spicy food.
而是因為看到了火辣的短信 It was from spicy text messages.
我好像偷看了瓦內薩和格雷森的短信 I've sort of been reading Vanessa's texts to Grayson.
什麼叫"好像" Sort of?
員工會議時格雷森坐在我旁邊 Grayson sat next to me at a staff meeting.
他手機就放在桌上 短信不停地震啊震的 His phone was on the table, and the messages kept popping up.
瓦內薩真是又漂亮又有心計 Vanessa is beautiful and smart
她還幫他錄下了道奇隊的比賽 and she tivo'd the dodger game for him.
我從短信裏看到的 I read that in a text.
重點是 我和格雷森算是徹底沒戲了 The point is, any chance I had with Grayson is gone.
作為一個戀愛中的人 You know, as somebody in a relationship,
我可以給你點友情建議 um, I could offer you some advice.
你只是親過史黛西一口 那算哪門子戀愛啊 You kissed Stacy once. That's not a relationship.
還是說下你的建議吧 But what's your advice?
別看格雷森的短信 Don't read Grayson's texts.
早啊 Good morning.
你也早啊 Good morning to you.
準備好咱們的晨跑沒 Are you ready for our morning run?
"咱們的"晨跑 Our morning run?
不不弗雷德 我自己跑 No, no, Fred. I run alone.
這是我獨自冥想的時刻 全身心融入大自然中 It's my time to meditate, become one with nature,
順便想想今天要穿什麼 and plan my day's outfits.
-回見 -可是... - Bye. - But --
拜 Bye!
我真是搞不懂 You know, I don't get it.
我們的感情發展到這個階段 At this stage in our relationship,
我倆完全應該結伴同行啊 we should be running together.
我該給她買花麼 Should I buy her some flowers?
好像太矯情了點 我該怎麼辦 Too much? What should I do?
你不妨先找條褲子穿上 Well, you could start by putting on some pants
然後咱們就可以去上班了 so that we can get to the office.
好吧 Fine.
嗨 Hey.
咱們開車經過她的時候可以鳴笛致意麼 Can we drive by her and honk?
這是你同學的博客 This is your classmate's blog?
對 麥迪遜·托馬斯 Yeah. Madison Thomas.
她去年開的"麥迪-遜生活"博客 She started "Mad-itude" Last year,
學校裏的每個人都會看 and everyone in school reads it.
她不知怎麼弄到了一張艾比的比基尼照 Somehow she got Abby's picture in a bra,
放到了網上 posted it,
然後邀請她的同學去留言 and then invited her classmates to make comments.
這也太壞了 This is just cruel.
這沒什麼好大驚小怪的 It's not that big a deal.
我不需要什麼律師 不是針對你 And I don't need a lawyer. No offense.
賓格溫女士 你能幫我們把這照片撤下來麼 Ms. Bingum, can you help us get this photo down?
你有沒有聯繫過麥迪遜的父母 Did you contact Madison's parents?
聯繫過她母親 Her mother.
我本以為她會很窘迫 I mean, I assumed she'd be mortified.
沒想到 她竟然回擊我說"這是麥迪遜的權利" Instead, she attacked me. "It's Madison's right."
她覺得她女兒有權讓我女兒難堪嗎 She thinks her daughter has the right to embarrass mine?
好吧 學校那邊怎麼說 Okay. What about the school?
校長說他也無能為力 The principal said his hands are tied.
照片並不是在學校拍攝或者散播的 The photo wasn't taken or distributed on school grounds.
他確實有讓麥迪遜把照片刪了 He did ask Madison to take it down,
她也照做了 不過只刪了一晚 which she did -- for one night.
然後就又回來了 Then it was back.
艾比 你在看著鏡頭 Abby, you're looking at the camera
頭還微微向後仰 with your head slightly back --
我太熟悉這個造型了 Oh, I totally know that pose.
你自己拍的這張照片 對吧 You took this picture, didn't you?
什麼 What?
我以前也會沒事就自拍 I used to take pictures of myself all the time.
這是拍到衣服細節的最佳方法 It's the best way to get an objective view of the outfit
而頭自然後仰是因為 and the head tilt happens naturally
你想配合鏡頭的角度 as you try to work the lens.
好吧 是我自己拍的 行了吧 Fine. I took it, okay?
媽媽 這事能不能到此為止了 Mom, can we please just drop this?
等等 你拍了這張照片 然後你... Wait. You took that picture and you --
你把它給了麥迪遜 you gave it to Madison?
沒有 我是發給了查理 No, I-I-I e-mailed it to Charlie.
什麼 What?!
這很正常啊 Everybody does it.
我們分手以後 他可能就把照片發給了麥迪遜 Well -- when we broke up, I guess he gave it to Madison.
聽我說 這事很糗 我知道 Look, it sucks, I know,
但還有更露骨的比基尼呢 But there are bikinis that show more.
我真是想不到... I can't believe --
-女士們 -那你想要我怎樣啊 - Ladies... - What do you want me to do?
女士們 Ladies...
我會撰寫一封言詞強硬的信給麥迪遜 I am going to send a strongly worded letter to Madison.
她受到起訴威脅應該就會把照片刪了 The threat of litigation should make her take it down.
行嗎 Okay?
天吶 Oh, my.
好了 女士們先生們 Okay, ladies and gentlemen,
下一項議程 說說咱們的進賬 Moving on, let's talk receivables.
卡斯維 Kaswell?
我那單人身傷害案今早剛結案 My personal-injury case just settled this morning --
六位數哦 Six figures.
不錯 最愛這些數字了 Not bad. Love those figures.
接下來看看新的生意 And we're on to new business.
賓格溫 Bingum.
你在聽嗎 You with us?
在啊 我聽著呢 Yes. Yeah, I'm right here.
我全神貫注聽你說話呢 You have my total and complete attention.
你接了個新案子 You had an intake meeting?
哦對 Oh, right.
呃 新的委託人是一對母女 Um, new client, mom and daughter.
那女孩遭受網絡欺凌 然後... the girl's being victimized, um...
然後... Um...
我寫個備忘給你好了 I'll just write you a memo.
太好了 最愛備忘了 Great. Love memos.
抱歉打斷各位 Sorry to interrupt.
克萊爾 Claire.
這地方真是一點兒都沒變啊 Well, this place hasn't changed at all.
除了這幾張新面孔 Except for the new faces.
早上好 Good morning.
耳環真好看 Love those earrings.
謝謝 Uh, thank you.
這位是克萊爾·哈里森 This is Claire Harrison,
來自頗具盛名的律師事務所"哈里森&... of the esteemed law firm Harrison and...
我" Me.
J 能私下和你說幾句嗎 J, can I speak to you in private for a moment?
當然 去我辦公室說吧 Yeah. Uh, let's go in my office.
回去工作吧各位 Back to work, everyone.
好了 故事是這樣的 Okay, here's the story.
八年前 克萊爾·哈里森為了與西蒙·貝爾結婚 Eight years ago, Claire Harrison left the firm
離開了咱們律師事務所 when she fell in love and married Simon Bell.
他是"綠色星球"的創始人 He's the founder of Planet Green,
就是那家賣高價有機清潔用品的公司 that company that makes overpriced organic cleaning products.
我認識他 I know him!
我是說 我知道他長啥樣 I mean, I know what he looks like.
他就是... 這瓶無毒又環保 He is...The suntanned face
同時又未經任何動物實驗的 on my nontoxic, ozone-friendly,
屏幕清潔劑上的黝黑俊俏的男人 non-animal-tested screen wash.
沒錯 就是他了 Yep, that's him.
可憐的帕克先生 Poor Mr. Parker.
可憐的帕克 Poor Parker?
是啊 克萊爾認識西蒙之前 Oh, yeah, he and Claire were hot and heavy
他和克萊爾正可謂郎情妾意 before she met Simon Bell.
不過你們知道的 辦公室戀情向來都無疾而終 對吧 But, you know, those office romances never work out, right?
好了 你們就繼續八卦吧 Okay, you all can keep gossiping.
我得回去工作了 I'm going back to work.
喔 克萊爾最喜歡這樣了 Oh, Claire would like that.
她還有事務所一半的股份 She still owns half the firm.
她不拿工資 但她是擁有公司一半股權的合夥人 Doesn't draw a salary, but she's a 50% equity partner.
好了 不如大家都回去工作吧 All right, why don't we all get back to work?
多謝你的消息 八卦天後 Thank you, gossip girl.
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你幹嘛呢 What are you doing?
呃 格雷森的手機 他忘在我辦公室了 Uh, Grayson's phone. He left it in my office.
有條短信 There is a text message,
我正準備還回去 看都沒看一眼 and I am going to return it... Without looking.
格雷森不在辦公室 Grayson's not in his office.
那我就把手機放他桌上好了 Then I will put it on his desk and leave it there,
看都不看一眼 Without looking.
你看了 You looked.
是瓦內薩發來的 It was from Vanessa.
短信說 "謝謝你幫我倒垃圾" It said, "Thanks for taking out the trash."
那沒什麼啊 That's not so bad.
還有"我愛你" And "I love you."
真的已經過去這麼久了嗎 Has that really been that long?
一切好像昨天歷歷在目 It seems like just yesterday
我們在慶祝第一次申請廢止令成功 we were celebrating our first successful motion to suppress.
我記得咱倆就是在這張沙發上慶祝的 You know, I think we celebrated on this sofa.
我沒打擾到二位吧 I hope I'm not interrupting.
克萊爾 這是金·卡斯維 有六年律師資歷 Claire, Kim Kaswell, sixth-year associate.
如果你是來尋求法律援助 我可以幫忙 If you're here on a legal matter, I'm available --
這是個敏感話題... It's a sensitive issue...
對於克萊爾來說 For Claire.
我丈夫有外遇 我要離婚 My husband cheated on me. I want a divorce.
-很遺憾 -沒什麼遺憾的 - I'm sorry. - Don't be.
西蒙的公司剛上市 Simon's company just went public.
他如今身價上千萬 He's worth millions.
你知道的 Well, as you know,
加州法律支持夫妻共有財產 California's a community-property state.
你有權拿走一半財產 You're entitled to half.
但問題是 這正是我要告訴J的 Except, as I was about to tell Jay...
我們有"未婚巾" We have a nupkin.
什麼巾 A-a what?
一個婚前協議 A prenup written
寫在一張"瘋狂戴夫浪花村燒烤場"紙巾上的 on a "Crazy dave's surfside grill" Napkin.
-克萊爾 -我知道 - Claire. - I know.
但我們訂婚的時候 他確實是這麼一個可愛的衝浪小子 But when we got engaged, he was just this cute surfer
有著遠大的理想卻不名一文 with big dreams and not a dime to his name.
某天晚上 我們來到這間餐廳 One night, we went out to this restaurant
他和那個服務員眉來眼去 and he was being flirtatious with the waitress,
於是我開玩笑說 他和我在一起就是貪我的錢 and I-I joked that he only wanted to be with me for my money.
他就拿了一張紙巾 寫道 He took a napkin and wrote...
"如果咱們分手了 你的還是你的" "If we break up, what's yours is yours,
"我的還是我的" "What's mine is mine.
"婚姻和生意是兩碼事" Business and marriage are separate."
然後我們都簽了名 We both signed it.
這不是張常用信箋 不過是有法律效力的 It's an unconventional letterhead, but it's legit
這可以對抗夫妻共有財產條例 and supercedes community-property rules.
我也是這麼想的 That's what I thought.
等等 別急 Wait, hold on.
記得斯蒂芬·斯皮爾伯格和埃米·歐文嗎 What about Steven Spielberg and Amy Irving?
他們也有張未婚巾 結果被法官無視 They had a nupkin. It was tossed out by a judge.
夫妻共同財產條例重新生效 Community-property rules reverted,
埃米分到了1億美元 and Amy walked away with $100 mil.
這倒是不錯 Works for me.
我去研究一下那個案子 為上庭做準備 I'll review the decision and prepare for court.
西裝真不錯 Great suit.
古奇 單排 兩個扣 Gucci, single breast, two button.
是啊 黛比替我選的 Yeah. Deb picked it out for me.
我知道 I know.
我是說 我推斷 I-I mean, I assume.
因為男人認為把錢 You know, men think it's silly
用來買名貴西裝是浪費 to spend money on a fancy suit
把錢花在平板電視上才是王道 when they could use it on an awesome flat screen.
就是啊 Exactly.
我很高興黛比說服我買這件西服 Well, I'm glad Deb talked me into this.
我明天要和瓦內薩的父母見面吃晚飯 I'm meeting Vanessa's parents tomorrow for dinner.
天啊 Wow.
你們兩個都到了見父母的程度了 Things are really getting serious between you two.
是啊 I guess, yeah.
你緊張嗎 Are you nervous?
有一點 Little bit.
她爸爸是第九管轄區法官 Her father's a 9th circuit judge,
對待和他寶貝女兒約會的人 他一定很嚴厲 and apparently is tough on anyone dating his little girl.
別擔心 這套西服會為你加分 Well, you got the right suit.
他們會喜歡你的 They're gonna love you.
謝謝 Oh...thanks.
沒事 Yeah.
一會見 I'll see you.
賓格溫女士 你是在用"中止並禁止" Ms. Bingum, were you really trying to scare a teenage girl
來恐嚇一位少女嗎 with this "Cease and desist"?
我只是表達我的觀點 Well, I was trying to make a point,
至少這樣得到了你們重視 and it did get you here.
托馬斯女士 為什麼不讓你女兒修正錯誤呢 Ms. Thomas, why not just have her do the right thing?
"高傲"女士 你為什麼非要多管閒事呢 Ms. Condescending, why not just butt out?
你知不知道你的委託人舉報麥迪遜 Are you aware that your client narced on Madison
化學考試作弊 for cheating on a chemistry test?
不知道 但是... No, but --
我不過是遵守學校的行為守則 I was just following the school honor code,
我寧願我沒說出來 and I wish I had never said anything.
讓你陷入窘境我很抱歉 I'm sorry I got you in trouble.
你當然很抱歉 Hmm. So sure.
聽著 托馬斯女士 如果我們境況交換的話 Look, Ms. Thomas, if the tables were turned,
我會讓艾比把照片撤下來的 I'd insist Abby take it down.
難道你不能站在我的角度看這個問題嗎 Can you please just try and see this through my eyes?
沒什麼可說了 We're done here.
我們不會把照片撤下來的 We're not going to take the photo down.
這叫言論自由 去查查吧 It's called free speech. Look it up.
好啊 那我們就告你的委託人 Fine. Then we'll sue your client
故意施加精神傷害 for intentional infliction of emotional distress.
你也去查查吧 Look that up.
艾比 我要你上庭作證 好嗎 Abby, I'm gonna need you to testify, okay?
絕不 讓我和她作對 還不如殺了我 No! If I say anything against her, just shoot me now.
甜心 你要站出來維護自己 Honey, you have got to stand up for yourself.
艾比 我明白 Abby, I totally get it.
在高中 我認識麥迪遜這樣的女孩 In high school, I knew girls like Madison.
事情是這樣的 And here's the thing --
如果她對你很惡劣 If she is mean to you,
那她對其他女孩也會很惡劣 對吧 then she's probably mean to a lot of girls, right?
是啊 她絕對是個大賤人 那又怎樣 Yeah, she's a total bitch-a-thon. So what?
我必須證明她這種惡劣行為是普遍性的 So I have to show a pattern of mean behavior.
如果我能找來其他女孩作證 你會作證嗎 So if I can get other girls to testify, would you?
如果我不是孤軍作戰... If I'm not the only one...
好吧 Okay.
一份合約不一定非得是正式文件 A contract doesn't need to be a formal document.
寫在手紙上的也可以是合約 It could be written on toilet paper.
它依舊生效 It's still valid,
只需證明達成一致意見即可 provided there's mutuality of consideration.
但是 情況非常相似的另一案件中 However, in almost identical circumstances,
史蒂芬·斯皮爾伯格和埃米·歐文的餐巾紙婚前協議 the napkin prenup of Steven Spielberg and Amy Irving
被裁定為無效 was deemed invalid.
那份婚前協議被裁定無效 是因為歐文女士是演員 That napkin was tossed because Ms. Irving was an actress
無自為代理的合法權利 without legal representation.
而克萊爾·哈里森是律師 Claire Harrison, a lawyer,
完全瞭解自己簽署的是什麼文件 knew exactly what she was signing.
我同意 I agree.
哈里森女士在法律上的知識應該比 Ms. Harrison should be held to a higher standard
《緣分擋不住》的女主角豐富得多 than the star of "Crossing Delancey."
女主角就是埃米·歐文
法官大人 這份協議是在吧檯喝雞尾酒時簽署的 Your honor, this agreement was written at a bar over cocktails.
如果哈里森女士是喝醉時簽署的話 If Ms. Harrison signed while drunk,
判斷能力下降 in a diminished capacity,
-餐巾婚前協議因此無效 -拜託 - that would invalidate the napkin. - Come on.
哈里森女士 簽協議時你喝醉了嗎 Ms. Harrison, were you sauced when you signed?
是的 法官大人 Guilty, your honor.
哈里森女士 那天誰開車返回你們的住處 Uh, Ms. Harrison, who drove home that night?
不記得了 I don't remember.
是你 你開著你的奔馳 You did. You drove your mercedes.
法官大人 我們爭辯 Your honor, we contend --
我知道你要爭辯什麼 律師 I know what you're contending, counselor.
如果她足夠清醒可以開車 If she was sober enough to drive,
那麼她簽署協議的時候也足夠清醒 she was sober enough to understand what she was signing.
餐巾婚前協議有效 The prenup napkin is valid.
你看到他的表情了嗎 簡直是洋洋得意 Did you see him in there? Totally smug.
兩百美金做的髮型 卡地亞手錶 With his $200 haircut and his cartier watch.
如果沒有我 他還在海邊 Without me, he'd still be on the beach
衝浪度日呢 looking for gnarly waves.
你說"如果不是因為你" 什麼意思 What do you mean, if it weren't for you?
他當時說要開一家公司 但那是空談 He talked about starting a business, but it was just talk.
他對公司法 市場開發 庫存等等一竅不通 He was clueless about corporate law, marketing, inventory.
都是我幫他的 That was all me.
這對我們有利 克萊爾 別提餐巾了 That's great, Claire. Forget the napkin.
我會申請繼續聽證會 I'll petition to continue the hearing.
以你投入的人力資產抗辯 We'll argue sweat equity.
人力資產 即投入的時間和精力等
她說得對 She's right.
如果你無法靠妻子的身份分得家產 那就... If we can't get half his assets as your wife, then --
我可以聲稱我是他的生意夥伴 I can lay claim as his de facto business partner.
這主意太妙了 That's brilliant.
你有保存創業時簽訂合同和業務通話記錄嗎 Did you keep records of contracts or phone logs?
她什麼都存著 我記得你原來的那個公寓 She keeps everything. I remember your old condo.
你簡直像有收集癖 You were like a pack rat.
我會把所有材料送到辦公室 I'll have everything sent over to the office.
謝謝 Thank you.
謝謝你們倆 Both of you.
有沒有什麼打算告訴我的 Uh, anything you want to tell me?
我想你已經聽說我和她... I take it you heard that we --
無意中聽說的 In passing.
你沒什麼可擔心 You have nothing to worry about.
誰說我擔心了 Who says I'm worried?
親愛的 我需要你的幫助 So, sweetie, I need your help with my case.
你要我做什麼 What do you want me to do?
需要記筆記嗎 還是要準備演出服 Should I take notes? Do I need a costume?
倫家口以用法國調調唆話哦[史黛西的法國口音=.=] I can speak in a french accent.
不用 No.
是這樣 艾比是個高三學生 Here's the deal -- Abby is a high school junior.
她被"邪惡女王"麥迪遜欺負了 She's being bullied by Madison, the queen "B."
麥迪遜對很多女孩都很卑劣 Madison's mean to lots of girls,
我需要她們說出她們的故事 and I need them to share their stories,
這些青少年可不願和律師交談 but teenagers won't talk to a lawyer.
但她們對靚女麻豆可是無話不談哦 But they'll tell everything to a model.
沒錯 Exactly.
哈 我們奏吧[繼續法國口音...] Ha. Let's get to work.
我在法國裏維拉的一艘遊艇上 拍泳裝照 I was on the French Riviera on a yacht for a bikini shoot
這時候吉賽爾[世界名模] 就是她 出了狀況 when Gisele -- yeah, her -- she had a wardrobe malfunction.
她的涼鞋壞了 滑了一下撲到我身上 Her sandal broke, she slipped, grabbed onto me.
我們都掉到水裏 We both fell into the water,
快門一閃 這張照片最後被選中 And that ended up being the shot.
酷斃了 That is so cool.
真不敢相信你是真正的麻豆 I can't believe you're a real model.
簡的口型 談談麥迪遜
對了... Um, listen, uh...
麥迪遜·托馬斯這人怎麼樣 What's the dish on Madison Thomas?
她是你們的同學對吧 She's one of your classmates, right?
是啊 怎麼了 Yeah. Why?
簡的口型 提艾比的事
你們知道艾比·提爾頓的遭遇 對吧 You guys know what happened to Abby Tildon, right?
是啊 太衰了 Yeah. It sucks.
是啊 但是她打算和麥迪遜對簿公堂 Yeah, it does, but she's gonna fight Madison in court.
我和她的律師是好朋友 如果你們能在法庭上 I'm bff with her lawyer, and it would really help her out
揭露麥迪遜對你們幹的好事 這會幫她很大的忙 if you guys told the judge what Madison did to each of you.
你在開玩笑是吧 Uh, you're kidding, right?
她會讓我們死的很慘的 She'd make our lives hell.
難道她不是已經讓你們很慘了嗎 But doesn't she already do that?
好吧 你們三個加上艾比的話 Okay, so, it's the three of you plus Abby
就形成了四對一的局面 makes it four against one.
是時候該讓麥迪遜吃吃苦頭了 It is time to take Madison down.
簡來了 Jane's here.
好消息 Good news.
奧麗維亞 莉莉和艾瑪都會出庭作證 We got Olivia, Lily, and Emma to all testify.
謝謝你 簡 Oh, thank you, Jane.
麥迪遜來了 Madison's here.
什麼事 泰麗 Hey, Teri.
頭兒 你的證人莉莉剛剛來電說她病了 Yo, boss, your witness Lily just called in sick.
莉莉來不了了 Uh, Lily's not coming.
等等 又有電話 Hold on. Other line.
簡·賓格溫的辦公室 Jane Bingum's office.
謝謝 我會轉達給她 Thank you. I'll give her the message.
奧麗維亞也病了 Olivia's sick, too.
奧麗維亞也不來了 Olivia's out, too?
至少還有艾瑪 At least we still have Emma.
當然 Absolutely.
艾瑪 快過來 Oh! Emma, come here.
法官大人 我認為麥迪遜·托馬斯涉嫌 Your honor, I believe madison thomas has engaged
干擾證人出庭 in witness tampering.
我的三位證人竟然同時"病了" Three of my witnesses are now "sick."
這可是很嚴重的指控 That's a serious charge.
我提出將她的手機作為呈堂證供 I would like to submit her cellphone as evidence.
她的短信會證實我的指控 Her text messages will verify my accusation.
托馬斯小姐 請你把手機交給法警 Ms. Thomas, please hand your cellphone to the bailiff.
這個手機上沒有短信 There are no text messages on this phone.
顯然短信被她刪除了 Obviously they've been deleted.
你親眼看見了嗎 Did you see them with your own eyes
你願意在宣誓情況下作證嗎 and are willing to testify under oath to their content?
不 但是請相信我 我知道她幹了什麼 No, but trust me, I know what she did.
如果你只有這些證據 案件不予受理 If this is all you have, case dismissed.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
-賓格溫女士 -什麼事 - Hey, Ms. Bingum. - What?
說"田七" Say cheese!
我等不及看看大家對這張衰照的評價了 Can't wait to see the comments on this one.
明天學校見 艾比 See you tomorrow at school, abbs.
你回來了 Oh! You're home.
布拉德利 這就是簡 我的室友 Bradley, this is Jane, my roomie.
他看起來很眼熟 你是不是和他約會過 He looks familiar. Didn't you two used to date?
那都是我上上上個髮型時了 Three hairstyles ago.
布拉德利順道過來喝一杯 Bradley just stopped by for a drink.
初次見面 幸會幸會 Well, nice to meet you for the first time.
幸會 Likewise.
今天庭上還順利不 How was your day in court?
簡是個律師 Jane is a lawyer.
是嗎 Oh, wow.
證人都沒有出現 我還... The witnesses were no-shows, and I, uh,
我還被一個臭丫頭玩得團團轉 failed miserably at the hands of a teenage mean girl.
簡超級聰明 和你一樣 Jane's supersmart, just like you.
布拉德利是占卜師 Bradley is an astrologist.
他絕對能看透我們的星象 He can totally read our charts.
恐怕不行 我其實是天文學家[發音拼寫似"占卜師"] Uh, no. I-I can't because I'm an astronomer.
-大家一定總是搞混 -是啊 - People must make that mistake a lot. - Yeah, I guess.
我很多次拿起《明星》[Star也有"星體"之意]雜誌 I can't tell you how many times I've picked up "Star" Magazine
希望看到獵戶座的報道 hoping to read about Orion,
卻每次都發現上面在講 only to find out that Sandra Bullock
桑德拉·布洛克開始新的生活 is moving on with her life.
拜託 我曾拿起《今日酒吧》[Bar也有"法庭"之意] Please! I've picked up "Bar Today"
想看看法律案例 卻只找到雞尾酒的做法 hoping for legal precedents, only to find cocktail recipes.
-好吧 -簡 - Okay. - Hey, Jane.
有空的話 能否賞臉和我出去喝一杯 Maybe sometime you'd like to have a drink with me.
我最近真的很忙 Um...Um, you know, I'm pretty swamped.
-不過還是謝謝你 -等等 我們沒有餅乾了 - But thank you. - Oop, look at this. We need more crackers.
簡 你跟我來幫幫忙 Jane, will you help me with the crackers?
你是怎麼回事 他多可愛啊 What is wrong with you? He's a doll.
再說你們那火花 And the chemistry --
他當場就約你出去 He asked you out in like two minutes.
這肯定是項新紀錄 That must be some kind of record.
拜託 他是你的前任 Hello? He is your ex.
那可是有悖閨蜜原則的 That is a total violation of the girlfriend rule.
只要得到我的祝福 Besties before testes does not apply
你就不算重色輕友 if you have my blessing.
我祝福你 And I bless you.
好吧 謝謝 史黛西教士 Okay, fine. Thank you, Reverend Stacy.
那我赴約去咯 I will go out with him.
好的 Okay.
帕克先生 你是否要爭辯人力資產投入 Mr. Parker, am I to understand that you're arguing sweat equity?
是的 法官大人 Yes, your honor.
我是否可以呈上證物A到證物L May I submit exhibits "A" To "L"?
由克萊爾審查的合同 商業企劃 法律文件 Contracts Claire vetted, business plans, legal documents.
均未得到補償 All uncompensated.
他們可是夫妻啊 They were married.
那只是夫妻的枕邊話而已 That's just pillow talk.
根本沒有什麼正式合約 There were no formal contracts.
但似乎哈里森女士 Well, it does seem Ms. Harrison
也做了許多工作 performed a great deal of work
所以她有權獲得賠償 for which she is entitled to compensation.
哈里森女士 當你還是個律師的時候 Ms. Harrison, when you were a practicing lawyer,
你的報酬是以小時計的 對嗎 you had an hourly rate, correct?
是的 可是這 Yes, but --
按小時計算一下你應得的報酬 Calculate your hours commensurate,
貝爾先生會補償你這筆費用的 and Mr. Bell will pay you a fee.
法官大人 我們要求的是公司一半的股權 Your honor, we're asking for half the company.
請求被駁回 And your request is denied.
"衰女簡" "Lame Jane."
"雷人的穿衣搭配" "What not to wear."
"從頭爛到尾" "A total loser."
好吧 儘管我是成年人 可還是控制不住糟糕的感覺 Okay, I'm an adult, and I still feel awful.
可以想像艾比的感受 Imagine how Abby feels.
你知道為什麼天理不公嗎 Do you know what's wrong?
因為民事法院根本就拿她沒轍 It's that the civil courts can't even touch this mean girl.
我的天啊 Oh, my god.
怎麼了 那個表情又出現了 What? You have that look.
我是不是該做記錄了 Should I take dictation?
泰麗 我一開始就不該以民事案件起訴的 Teri, I totally messed up by filing civil charges.
根據最新的針對網絡欺凌的法律 Under the new cyberbullying laws,
加州刑法第六百五十三條 California penal code section 653m,
麥迪遜涉嫌大量騷擾行為 Madison has committed numerous acts of harassment --
這可是刑事犯罪 a criminal act.
我會打印一份"麥迪-遜生活"上艾比的照片 I'll print out a copy of Abby's photo from "Mad-itude"
然後安排你和地方檢察官見面 and I'll get you a meeting with the D.A.
臭丫頭 你要完蛋了 Madison, you're going down.
你還好吧 You okay?
你確定你父母會喜歡這家飯店嗎 Are you sure your parents are gonna like this restaurant?
我父母在乎的不是飯店 My parents don't care about the restaurant.
他們只是想見見你 They just want to meet you.
給我一杯龍舌蘭 Give me a shot of tequila.
麻煩快一點 趕在客人來之前 And make it quick before the others arrive.
你緊張了嗎 Are you nervous?
我嗎 當然沒有 Me? No.
誰信啊 Yeah.
起立 All rise.
老爸 Daddy!
-我的小公主 -爸爸好 - Hello, princess. - Hi.
-親愛的 -媽媽 - Hey, sweetie. - Hi, mom.
格雷森 這是我父母 拜倫和帕蒂 Um, Grayson, these are my parents, Byron and Patty.
很榮幸能... It's a pleasure to...
見到你 先生 尊敬的法官 海明絲太太你好 meet you, sir, judge. Mrs. Hemmings.
所以我就把"麥迪-遜生活"上艾比的照片給檢察官看 So I showed the D.A. Abby's picture on "Mad-itude".
然後他同意以刑事案件來起訴 And he agreed to pursue criminal charges.
謝謝 謝謝你 Oh, well, thank you. Thank you very much.
-不好意思 -沒關係 - I'm sorry. - No.
第一次約會真不應該說這些的 This is really bad first-date conversation.
不 我覺得你對工作充滿熱情真的很棒 No. I think it's great that you're so passionate about your work.
哦 我對鞋子也充滿激情 Ohh. Oh, I'm also passionate about shoes.
那等到下次約會再談這個吧 Maybe save that for our second date.
沒問題 Not a problem.
-我真的很高興史黛西撮合了我們 -什麼 - You know, I'm really glad Stacy set us up. - What?
我 我以為她告訴你了 I-I thought she told you.
當然告訴我了 當然了 Yes. No. Yeah. Of course.
天啊 都這麼晚了 Ooh, wow. It's so late.
跟你在一起很開心 I've had a really great time with you.
但我不得不回去繼續研究案情了 Um, I just have to follow up on the case and --
我能理解 我 我會打電話給你的 I understand. I'll -- I'll call you.
太棒了 謝謝 Great. Thanks.
那麼 格雷森 你問題的答案是 So, to answer your question, Grayson,
沒錯 法官的長袍是會讓皮膚瘙癢 yes, the robe is itchy.
我喜歡他 I like him.
格雷森 找個週末 Grayson, you have to come up to our house
你一定要來我們在聖巴巴拉的家裏玩 in Santa Barbara some weekend.
或者住一個夏天也行啊 Or for the whole summer.
你只需要帶泳衣 All you need is a bathing suit.
但是 你們不能睡同一間臥室啊 But separate bedrooms.
開什麼玩笑 我想抱孫子想的快發瘋了 Oh, who am I kidding? I'm desperate for grandchildren.
爸爸 Daddy!
越快越好 但不要有壓力 The sooner, the better. But no pressure.
親愛的 你的約會怎麼... Sweetie! How was your --
樣 ...date?
你覺得我就那麼失敗 So, you think that I am such a loser
只能和你玩剩下的男人約會嗎 that you have to throw me one of your leftovers?
當然不是 布拉德利既聰明又幽默 No! Bradley is smart and interesting,
而你也是這樣 and so are you now.
-沒搞錯吧 -我認為你們在一起會很般配 - Wow. - I thought you would be good together.
所以你是覺得我沒法靠自己找到男朋友嗎 So you don't think that I can actually get a guy on my own?
你當然可以 Of course you can, but you're not exactly
但你的心思不在這上面 putting yourself out there.
-我和托尼在一起過 -都幾百年前的事了 - I dated Tony! - Ages ago!
現在你又一門心思撲在格雷森身上了 And now you're back to being all obsessed with Grayson.
那你是覺得格雷森根本不可能愛上我了 So, you don't think that Grayson could possibly love me?
我沒這麼說 That's not what I said.
弗雷德告訴我他今晚去見瓦內薩的父母了 Fred told me he's meeting Vanessa's parents.
我想不想談戀愛 這是我自己的事 If I want to date, or not, it's up to me.
拜託了 美女們 Come on, guys.
你們從昨晚起就沒說過話了 You haven't spoken to each other since last night.
現在也該和好了 It's time to make up.
簡 你在喝咖啡 Jane, you are drinking coffee.
這說明 你因為 That means that you are exhausted
昨晚傷害了史黛西的感情 from staying up all night
難過得整晚沒睡 feeling bad for hurting stacy's feelings.
我整晚都在不斷刷新"麥迪-遜生活" I was up all night checking "Mad-itude"
看看她們有沒有把艾比的照片撤掉 to see if they removed Abby's photo,
她們終於撤掉了 which they finally did.
瞧 史黛西烤了兩片吐司 Oh, oh! Look, Stacy made two slices of toast.
我打賭有一片是為她的閨蜜做的 I will bet that one of them is for her best friend.
我只是餓了而已 I'm hungry.
好吧 你們鬧夠沒有 Okay, enough!
你倆現在就像那些"麥迪-遜生活"上的女孩一樣 You two are acting like those girls on "Mad-itude."
哈 看吧 Ha ha ha! Look at that, huh?
你們是盟友 Allies!
都討厭我哈 Both hating on me.
克萊爾調查的一份三頁的法律文件 A 3-page legal document that Claire vetted.
有許多潦草不清和塗掉的地方 Lots of scribbles and cross-outs.
這些每頁大約會花她兩個小時 按每小時400元計算 Must have taken her 2 hours a page, at $400 an hour,
-就是 -2400美元 - That's -- - $2,400.
你數學很不錯嘛 Oh, you're good at math.
是的 Yep.
你知道嗎 我還很擅長編織 You know, I'm also good at crochet.
好像沒什麼聯繫 Not that that's relevant.
好吧 這些是最後能夠換算成服務費的文件了 Okay, that's the last of billable hours.
現在我們看看其他相關費用 Now let's move on to associated expenses.
任何可以當作商業用途的收據 Any receipt that can be used as a business expense,
克萊爾都能拿到補償 Claire can get reimbursed.
看這個 Check it out.
用她的家用賬戶匯給加那利群島 A hundred thou wired to the Canary Islands
十萬美金 from the household account.
估計是什麼豪華度假吧 Must have been some vacation.
我看看 Let me see that.
正常人可不會花十萬美金去度假 You don't wire 100 grand for a vacation.
那這是出公差嗎 So it was a business trip?
背面寫著"綠色星球" On the back, it says "Planet green."
這是一筆商業費用 It's a business expense
錢卻是從二人共有賬戶裏扣掉的 taken from their joint personal account.
-這太奇怪了 -確實很奇怪 - That's weird. - Yeah, so weird,
我們現在就去告訴帕克和金 We got to tell Parker and Kim right now.
聽著 我知道那筆錢的去向 Look, I know what happened to the money,
我只是 我希望你們別去查了 And I just -- I want you to drop it.
克萊爾 你得告訴我們到底出了什麼事 Claire, you need to tell us what's going on.
這可是一大筆錢 This is a lot of money.
好吧 但是你們得保密 All right, but it doesn't leave this room.
在他公司上市兩周前 我們收到了一盤錄像 Two weeks before his I.P.O., we got a tape in the mail.
西蒙和一個妓女在床上 Simon in bed with a prostitute.
你就是這樣知道他出軌的 That's how you knew he was cheating.
這位迷人的年輕小姐 This charming young lady
向我們索要十萬美金 demanded $100,000
否則她就要複製一份寄給董事會成員 or she was gonna send a copy to the board of directors.
這會毀了他的公眾形象 It would have ruined his wholesome image
更會毀了公司的上市 and tanked the I.P.O.
所以你用了自家的錢 So you used household money
因為你沒法在不被董事會察覺的情況下 because you couldn't use corporate funds
動用公司的款項 without tipping off the board.
是的 Yes.
我們可以此為手段威脅他 We can use this as leverage.
絕對不行 這太丟人了 No. It's humiliating.
他畢竟曾是我丈夫 He was my husband,
況且我不會借助勒索來幫我 And I'm not gonna resort to blackmail
贏得本應屬於我的財產 to get what's rightfully mine.
那我們就借助法律 What if we resort to the law?
什麼意思 What do you mean?
好了好了 誰都看得出來那是我 那又怎樣 Yeah, yeah, we all know it's me, all right? So what?
加州不支持婚姻過錯賠償 這錄像根本沒用 California is a no-fault divorce state. It's irrelevant.
重點在於 西蒙從一個夫妻共有賬戶裏 What's relevant is that simon Wired money to the blackmailer
把錢匯給了勒索者 from a marital account.
我們必須這樣 我的投資商可不能看見這個 We had to. My investors couldn't see this.
沒錯 否則"綠色星球"就完了 Right. It would've been the end of planet green.
那就多補償你十萬美金好了 So add the hundred thou to the settlement,
我們就到這裏吧 and we'll call it a day.
別急 Not so fast.
西蒙動用了夫妻共同財產 Simon commingled funds and invalidated
首先違背了之前簽署的婚前協議 the very separation promised in the prenup.
拜託 我們沒別的選擇 Come on! We didn't have any other option.
一旦你們各自的財產設在一個賬戶下 Once separate and community property are combined,
那就是夫妻共同財產 it's presumed to be community property.
你自己毀了那張餐巾紙上的協議 西蒙 You invalidated the napkin, Simon.
你從共同財產中取錢付給那個妓女 You stole from the piper to pay the hooker,
所以你欠克萊爾一半財產了 and now you owe Claire half.
照片被撤下了 因為我去找了檢察官 The photo was removed because I went to the D.A.
他說他會調查麥迪遜涉嫌的 He told me he'll be investigating harassment charges
騷擾行為 against Madison.
並且 你也不用去作證 And you won't have to testify.
這太棒了 謝謝你 That's great. Thank you.
太感謝你了 簡 Thank you so much, Jane.
簡 有麻煩了 Jane, we have a problem.
你是艾比·提爾頓嗎 Are you Abby Tildon?
她是 我是她的律師 Yes, she is, and I am her lawyer.
艾比·提爾頓 你因為違反 Abby Tildon, you are under arrest
加利福尼亞刑法第311條第2款被捕 For violating California penal code section 311.2.
等等 你弄錯了 Stop. You've got it all wrong.
你向檢察官提供了一張麥迪遜·托馬斯博客上的照片 You provided the D.A. with a photo from Madison Thomas' blog.
檢察官已經決定以 The D.A. has filed charges against Abby
製造和傳播兒童色情出版物的名義起訴艾比 for creation and distribution of child pornography.
什麼 簡 What?! Jane --
你看到照片了嗎 Have you seen the photo?
她穿了內衣 並沒露什麼 She's wearing a bra. Nothing's exposed.
檢察官說 According to the D.A.,
以她的年紀 這已經可以算色情物了 the photo qualifies as pornography, given her age.
你得跟我走了 You need to come with me.
媽媽 Mom.
不行 要逮捕她的話 也得逮捕麥迪遜·托馬斯 No. If you're gonna arrest anyone, arrest Madison Thomas.
是她貼出了那些照片 She posted the photo.
已經逮捕了 她在市中心的拘留所了 Already did. She's in a holding cell downtown.
媽媽 Mom!
沒事的寶貝 我跟你一起走 It's okay, honey. I'm right behind you.
你都做了些什麼 What have you done?
待審案件323 Docket ending 323.
以及待審案件324 Docket ending 324.
政府控告麥迪遜·托馬斯和艾比·提爾頓 people vs. Madison Thomas. People vs. Abby Tildon.
法官大人 這些指控 Your honor, these charges are --
法官大人 我的委託人在這裏的唯一原因 The only reason my client is here, your honor,
是因為她的委託人拍攝並發送了這張照片 is because her client created and distributed that photo.
而如果她不公開傳播的話 Which would have been private if --
法官大人 法律明文規定了 The law was created, your honor,
不能製造淫穢物 to stop the generation of obscene materials.
而傳播這張照片的是她的委託人 不是我的 And her client distributed the photo, not mine.
-這項法律是為防止兒童被侵犯... -簡 - The intention of the law is to protect exploited ch-- - Jane!
-我要說的是 -簡 簡 - What I was saying -- - Jane! Jane!
賓格溫女士 Ms. Bingum.
現在不行 史黛西 Not now, Stacy.
可是這很重要 It's important.
我為打斷審案道歉 I apologize for the interruption --
不行 不行 不行 No, no, no, no, no.
不過我有帶紙杯蛋糕哦 ...But I brought cupcakes.
法官大人 我很抱歉 I'm sorry, your honor.
我請求短暫休庭 個人緊急狀況 Short recess. A personal emergency.
休息五分鐘 Five minutes.
法警 給我拿一個上面帶糖霜的 Bailiff, bring me one with sprinkles.
你腦袋秀逗啦 What is your problem?
這可是刑事案件 你卻因為突然覺得 This is a criminal case, and you're interrupting
該為布拉德利那事道歉而來打斷我嗎 because you suddenly feel badly about Bradley?
什麼 不 我來是向你提供法律援助的 What? No. I am here on a legal matter.
我一直在看"麥迪-遜生活" See, I was looking on "Mad-itude"
因為你把我捲入了這個案件 because you got me involved in the case.
然後我的"法眼"發現了點東西 And something caught my legal eye.
你是什麼意思 What are you talking about?
你知道麥迪遜把艾比的照片撤掉 You know how Madison took Abby's picture down
-然後又發上去了吧 -是啊 - and put it back up again? - Yes.
看看第二張照片的上傳時間 Check out the time-stamp on the second post.
天哪 Oh, my god.
我厲害吧 Right!
還有 我正式為布拉德利的事道歉 And, for the record, I am sorry about Bradley.
謝謝 史黛西 Thanks, Stace.
但是... 你說的對 But...you were right.
格雷森選擇了向前看 我也該這麼做 Grayson's moved on, and I should, too.
我也應該告訴你 是我故意撮合你們 I should have told you it was a set-up.
你是為了我好 You were just trying to be sweet.
我的確是 I was!
好了 寶貝兒 Well, sweetie,
去拯救我們的客戶吧 go save our client.
好的 Okay.
法官大人 你只需同意我傳召一位證人 Your honor, if you let me call a single witness,
我保證我就能讓此案速戰速決 I guarantee I can put an end to this trial.
也許是我剛剛糖吃多了 Maybe I'm on a sugar high,
但既然你保證的話 but if you're guaranteeing.
我想傳召麥迪遜的媽媽 I'd like to call Madison's mother,
希瑟·托馬斯 到證人席 Heather Thomas, to the stand.
麥迪遜因為艾比高發她作弊 Madison was mad at Abby
而覺得很生氣 是嗎 for turning her in for cheating, wasn't she?
是 Yes.
這毀了她進入任何一所好大學的可能性 It's destroyed any chance she has of getting into a good college.
在這件事發生後不久 It was shortly after that incident
麥迪遜首次上傳了艾比的那張照片 是嗎 that Madison first posted the picture of Abby, wasn't it?
我想是吧 I guess.
我說的是"第一次上傳" I said "First posted,"
因為 在校長要求的壓力下 because, after some pressure from the principal,
你女兒撤掉了那張照片 對吧 your daughter took down the photo, didn't she?
是 Yes.
但是之後那張照片又被上傳了 But then it was posted again.
這裏是第二次上傳照片的時間 Here's the time-stamp from the second post.
你能念一下畫線的那部分嗎 Would you please read the highlighted portion?
3月13號 上午11點22分 11:22 a.m., March 13th.
是一個星期二 A Tuesday.
現在請告訴我 當時你的女兒在哪 Now, where was your daughter at that time?
學校 School.
在學校那個沒有公共網絡的地方 Where there's no public internet.
她不可能再次上傳那張照片 She couldn't have reposted the picture.
麥迪遜表現出懊悔 Madison showed remorse,
而你卻不肯罷休 but you couldn't let it rest.
我不知道你在說什麼 I have no idea what you're talking about.
你認為艾比傷害了你女兒 You felt Abby hurt your daughter,
所以你要以牙還牙 and so you had to hurt her back.
是這樣嗎 Isn't that true?
托馬斯女士 你宣過誓的 Ms. Thomas, you're under oath.
沒人可以欺負我的孩子 Nobody messes with my kid!
好了 所有人到我辦公室來 Okay. Everybody into my chambers now.
接下來是這樣 Here's what's going to happen.
姑娘們 我撤銷對你們倆的控告 Young ladies, I'm dismissing charges against both of you.
麥迪遜 不要再在博客裏發那種照片 Madison, no more posting photos like that on your blog.
還有 艾比 別再發這種暴露的短信 And, Abby, no more sexting,
明白嗎 got it?
現在 托馬斯女士 我想地方檢查官 Now, Ms. Thomas, I'm assuming the D.A.
會立案起訴你網絡欺凌 will be filing charges against you for cyberbullying.
沒錯 法官大人... 立即起訴 Yes, your honor...immediately.
很好 Good.
托馬斯女士 我給你個台階下 Ms. Thomas, I'm going to offer you a deal.
100小時的法院強制的家長教育 100 hours of court-ordered parental education,
另外我希望在你女兒的博客中看到 and I want an apology on your daughter's blog
關於為什麼發那種照片是不對的解釋... explaining why posting that photo was wrong --
開什麼玩笑 That's ridiculous.
你也可以讓陪審團決定 Or you can let a jury decide.
讓你女兒為你的行為承擔刑事責任 You let your daughter take the rap for your actions.
如果你敗訴 我會送你去坐牢 So if you lose the trial, I'll send you to jail.
-謝謝 -謝謝 - Thank you. - Thank you.
這是代我爸給你的 That is from my dad.
這個是代我媽給你的 And that is from my mom.
然後這個... And that...
是我給你的 is from me.
夏敦埃[白葡萄酒] Chardonnay, please.
-馬上來 -謝謝 - You got it. - Thank you.
聽著 只許讓我喝半杯 Listen, make sure that I only drink half.
我還有工作 Oh! Homework.
好的 Okay.
你怎麼了 沒事吧 What's going on? You okay?
只是不太喜歡這啤酒 就這樣 Just not loving this beer, that's all.
是啊 到底... 到底怎麼了 Yeah, right. What's, uh -- what's going on?
就是 Oh, it's...
就是見你父母 just meeting your parents
讓我覺得我們關係確定得太快了 made me realize we were getting serious pretty fast.
你是在和我分手嗎 Are you breaking up with me?
不 不是 絕對不是 Oh, no. No, not at all.
只是當他們說到... It's just they were talking about...
在聖巴巴拉過夏天 summers in Santa Barbara
還有孩子這些話題 and kids.
這些嚇到你了是嗎 And that scared you?
你和黛比在一起時... When you were with Deb...
這些事情也嚇到你了嗎 did those kinds of things scare you, too?
我是說 在... I mean, at --
在你們的關係進行到這一步的時候 at this point in your relationship?
沒有 No.
好吧 謝謝你的誠實 Well, thank you for being honest.
這是也我喜歡你的眾多原因之一 It's one of the million things that I like about you.
別走 Oh, don't leave.
如果.. I-- if --
如果我能讓你回心轉意的話 if I thought that I could talk you into feeling differently,
我會留下 I would stay,
但是我喜歡自己的眾多原因之一就是... but one of the things I like about me is that...
我不會乞求 I won't beg.
你捯飭什麼呢 What are you doing?
我知道是誰勒索克萊爾的前夫了 I know who blackmailed Claire's ex-husband.
我也知道 一個聰明的妓女嘛 Yeah, me too. A smart hooker.
不對 Not even close.
或許是酒店職員 隨便啦 Or the hotel clerk. Whatever.
已經結束了 我們贏了 別管了 It's over. We won. Move on.
不行 10萬美金呢 I can't. It's $100,000,
這麼大筆錢 and it's bugging me.
你知道我最愛鑽牛角尖了 And you know how obsessive I can get.
怪不得我的回形針都分顏色排好了 It's why my paper clips are sorted by color.
這些金考公司[快遞公司]的收費單 These are all Kinko's charges
都是直接由克萊爾的個人信用卡支付 billed directly to Claire's personal credit card.
而這些都是在勒索前幾周發生的 They were all charged a couple of weeks prior to the blackmail.
那又怎樣 So what?
我打電話到金考公司問過了 I called Kinko's.
這些都是傳真費 These are all charges for faxing.
現在減去4.95美元每次的傳真費 Now subtract $4.95 cost per fax.
說重點 弗雷德 Get to the point, Fred.
-結果再除以3.16 -聽得我頭痛了 - Divide by 3.16. - Migraine.
這3.16美金 That is the price
正好是傳真到加那利群島每分鐘所需的費用 per minute to fax the Canary Islands,
這是國內唯一一個傳真費是3.16美元的地方 The only country that costs $3.16.
除完得到5分鐘 9分鐘 3分鐘 7分鐘 5, 9, 3, 7 --
正是克萊爾每次用時多久傳真到... the minutes per fax Claire made to...
加那利群島 the Canary Islands,
也就是那家境外賬戶所在地 where the offshore bank account is located.
沒錯 現在 開境外賬戶的話 Right. Now, to set up an offshore account,
你就得通過傳真 you need to fax.
才能隱藏書面記錄... to hide the paper trail...
於是通過金考公司傳真 You fax from a Kinko's.
克萊爾把錢匯到自己的賬戶裏了 Claire had the money wired to her own account.
克萊爾就是那個勒索的人 Claire is the blackmailer.
她知道那張"未婚巾"很可能會被法庭認可 She knew the nupkin had a good chance of being upheld,
所以給她老公設了個套 so she set up her husband
然後啟用B計劃 and created a plan "B,"
她知道我們會發現這一點 Knowing we'd find it.
你記不記得 Do you remember
當年我們贏了安德魯斯那個大案子的時候 when we won that huge Andrews case
軟木塞直接射穿了窗戶 and the cork went right through the window?
還打中了泰麗的車 很多錢呢 And hit Teri's car! That was priceless.
其實那車只值100美元 Actually, it was 100 bucks.
我都忘了曾經多喜歡這裏的氛圍 I forgot how much I enjoy being around this place.
乾杯 Cheers.
有你回來一起共事真的很棒 It was great getting back in the room with you again.
哈里森&帕克律師事務所不一樣了 因為少了 Harrison & Parker hasn't been the same without,
你知道的... you know...
哈里森 Harrison.
說到這個... Speaking of...
金喜歡我以前的辦公室嗎 how attached is Kim to my old office?
你是說你想回來嗎 Are you saying you want it back?
也許吧 Maybe.
但是首先 我有個問題 But first, I have another question.
你有多喜歡金 How attached are you to Kim?
什麼 你怎麼知道... What? How did you --
我們一起過的第一個聖誕節 Our first christmas together,
你送我了這個 you gave me these.
我覺得我戴著它們更好看 My opinion is they suit me better than they suit her.
你一定不會相信今天發生了什麼 You are not going to believe what happened to me today,
等下共進晚餐時我再告訴你 And I am going to tell you over dinner.
金給我發獎金啦 Kim gave me a bonus.
好的 謝謝 但是... Well, thanks, but, um...
但是我想早點睡覺 I think I'm just gonna call it an early night.
史黛西... Stacy, um...
我們接吻了 We kissed,
那個... 那個對我來說是有特殊意義的 and -- and that meant something to me.
但是... 如果對你來說什麼都不算的話 But I-if it means nothing to you,
那請你盡早用委婉點的方式告訴我 then let me know as quickly and painlessly as possible.
弗雷德 我喜歡你 Fred, I like you.
我也喜歡你 I like you, too.
但是如果開始得太激情 But when things start out all intense,
就會容易轉瞬即逝 they fizzle fast.
我不想我們倆 I don't want us
像蕾妮·澤爾維格和肯尼·切斯尼那樣[閃婚閃離] to be like Rene Zellweger and Kenny Chesney.
我希望我們能像艾爾和迪珀那樣[美國前副總統戈爾夫婦] I want us to be like Al and Tipper,
我意思是 他們分手前的那種狀態 I mean, before they split up.
他倆在一起生活了大概40年 They were together for like 40 years.
好的 Okay.
我明白了 I got it.
這樣吧 How about this?
只是吃晚餐而已 It's just dinner.
聽起來挺不錯 That sounds great.
我甚至可以讓你付賬 I'll even let you pay.
我們還是別太瘋了的好 Well, let's not get too crazy.
新鮮空氣怎麼樣 我也需要來點兒 Hey, how's the fresh air? I need some.
你沒事吧 You okay?
沒事 Yeah.
還在回味今天經歷的事情 Just processing the day.
我和瓦內薩分手了 Vanessa and I broke up.
什麼 What?
我以為你們之間一切都很順利 I thought everything was going so well.
你都見了她父母 You met the parents.
但我還沒準備好 And I wasn't ready.
直到一起吃晚餐的時候 我才意識到 I didn't realize it until we were at dinner
當他們談到未來的時候... and they started talking about the future --
關於孫子 海邊的房子 grandkids and a beach house,
然後我的手掌一個勁出汗 and my palms started to sweat.
我告訴瓦內薩 我還沒準備好 I told Vanessa I wasn't ready.
知道嗎 至少你很誠實 Well, you know, at least you were honest.
她也這麼說 Yeah. She said the same thing.
然後她問起了黛比 Then she asked about Deb,
然後我承認和她的未來從不會讓我害怕 and I admitted that a future with her never scared me.
格雷森 我不敢肯定你那是真話 Grayson, I don't know if that's exactly true.
怎麼 What?
抱歉 史黛西跟我說過這件事 Sorry, well, Stacy told me what happened
聖誕節發生的那件事 That time around Christmas.
-抱歉 我遲到了 -沒關係 - Sorry I'm late. - Hey, no worries.
餓死我了 我差點就把麵包給吃了 I'm starving. I almost ate bread.
我找遍了都沒看到我那件紅綠相間的毛衣 I was looking everywhere for my green and red sweater.
我每個聖誕節都會穿的 I wear it every Christmas.
是啊 我把它捐了 Yeah, I gave that to goodwill. What?
手肘那兒都磨破了 而且那是人造纖維的 It had holes in the elbows, and it was a rayon blend.
但是我肯定聖誕老人已經把 But I'm pretty sure Santa put
一件嶄新的羊毛衫放在聖誕樹下了 a brand-new cashmere sweater under the tree,
我們點菜吧 So let's order.
可我很喜歡那件毛衣 I loved that sweater.
你會更喜歡那件新的那一件 Well, you'll love the new one even more.
你不能就這麼把我的東西扔了 You can't just throw my stuff out.
對... 對不起 I'm -- I'm sorry.
-我沒想到... -這就是你的問題 - I didn't think - - well, that's your problem.
你有時候根本不顧及我的感受 Sometimes you don't think about how I feel.
我說了對不起了 I said I'm sorry.
失陪一下 Excuse me.
我聽說你們倆吵得很兇 I heard it became a pretty big fight.
我感覺糟透了 我把她弄哭了 I felt awful. I made her cry.
史黛西說 那件事是發生在 Stacy said it was the night
你見她父母的前一晚 是嗎 before you were supposed to meet deb's parents, right?
是 我知道你的意思 Yeah, I know where you're going.
我想我是因為太緊張我們的未來 I suppose I was nervous about our future together,
所以就找了毛衣這個爛借口挑事 so I picked a fight over a stupid sweater.
我真是個混蛋 I was a jerk.
我相信她是明白的 I'm sure she understood.
聽著 我不是說 Look, I am not saying
瓦內薩就是你的真命天女 但是... that Vanessa is the right woman for you, but...
但是我應該放手過去 But I have to let go of the past.
你已經回不到過去了 不是嗎 Well, you can't get it back, right?
至少是不能和以前一模一樣了 At least not in the exact same way.
真希望你認識黛比 I wish you could've met Deb.
她肯定會喜歡你的 She would've liked you.
是 我覺得我也一定會喜歡她的 Well, I'm sure I would've liked her, too.
是啊 Yeah.
下面即將為您播出 The season finale of "Drop dead diva"
《美女上錯身》本季大結局 Continues right now.
"祝面試順利的煎蛋餅 "A good-luck-at-your-audition frittata
致我的親親小蛋餅" for my little frittata."
弗雷德做的 Mm. It's from Fred.
我們想來點小新鮮 It's kind of our new thing.
他給我做早餐 我給他做午餐 He makes me breakfast. I make him lunch.
真有愛 Adorable.
我們要慢慢來 Mm. We're taking it slow.
目前我們還在"貼貼小便簽"階段 Right now, we're at the "cute post-its around the house" stage.
絕不會"當眾示愛" 我保證 No PDA, I promise.
這樣我喜歡 That works for me.
辦公室到處是"掌上電腦"在眼前晃 I see enough PDA at the office.
-什麼 -聽著 - What? - Oh, get this --
"當眾示愛" 與"掌上電腦"縮寫都是PDA
我昨晚看見帕克和哈里森在他辦公室接吻 I saw Parker kissing Harrison last night in his office.
我的天吶 Oh, my god!
哈里森是誰 Who's Harrison?
克萊爾·哈里森 Oh. Claire Harrison --
帕克的前搭檔... 各種搭檔 Parker's former partner... in more ways than one.
又高又漂亮又多金 Tall, gorgeous, rich.
辦公室醜聞哦 Quel scandale!
沒錯 Mais oui.
所以... So...
我要不要告訴金 Do I tell Kim?
如果說我看週末馬拉松 If I have learned anything
學到點什麼的話 from watching a weekend marathon of telenovelas,
那就是 It is this --
醜聞女主角 scorned senoritas
一定會殺了信使 always kill the messenger.
所以我啥都不能說 So I shouldn't say anything.
一個字也別說 Not a peep.
哦不 Oh, no.
怎麼了 What?
弗雷德忘了帶他的午餐 Fred forgot his lunch.
你能帶給他嗎 Ooh, can you bring it to him?
不行 No, can't.
我和格雷森要去 Grayson and I
洛杉磯加州大學見新客戶 are going to UCLA to meet a new client.
哦 就像遠足咯 Oh. Like a field trip.
客戶是一位需要進行遺產規劃的神經生物學教授 She's a neurobiology professor with an estate-planning issue.
無聊的遠足 A really boring field trip.
是啊 Yeah.
怎麼了 Yes?
我都整理在一起了 I put this together for you.
總結了哈里森的整出騙局 It is a summary of Harrison's entire scam --
她如何利用這家公司 How she used this firm
用性愛錄像匿名勒索她的前夫 to anonymously blackmail her ex with a sex tape.
事件表 證據 都在裏面 Timeline, evidence, the whole shebang.
非常齊全 Very thorough.
你會給帕克吧 So you'll bring it to Parker?
弗雷德 謝謝你的努力 Look, Fred, I appreciate your efforts
還有你那些分色標籤 and your color-coordinated tabs,
但我不確定現在合不合適 but I don't know that the timing is right.
我明白 I get it.
你不想表現得像醋罈子 You don't want to look like the jealous girlfriend.
你怕如果你抱怨哈里森 You're afraid that if you complain about Harrison,
帕克會以為 你覺得自己受她威脅 Parker will think that you're threatened.
對 差不多 Yeah. Something like that.
要是我 就會給他 Well, I say do it anyway.
帕克剛來電話 Parker just called.
叫你去他辦公室 He wants to see you in his office.
你不是已經告訴他了吧 You couldn't have opened with that?
我只是鋪墊了一下 I was building up to it.
我們得談談哈...裏森 I think we need to talk about Har...rison.
叫我克萊爾 Call me Claire.
好消息 克萊爾要回事務所工作了 Good news -- Claire's rejoining the firm.
什麼 What?
那太... 太好了 That's, um -- that's great.
我們在討論公司手頭的案子 I've been taking her through all our open cases --
我發現你在處理戈登·利斯起訴"新媒快線"公司的案子 I see you're handling the Gordon Leith suit against Medialine.
戈登是克萊爾以前帶來的客戶 Claire brought Gordon in as a client years ago.
看樣子很適合給我熱熱身 Seemed like a good place for me to start.
當然 前提是你同意我接手 I mean, only if that's okay with you.
當然 O-of course.
沒問題 No, absolutely.
我把文件都複製一份給你 I'll copy you on all the files.
太好了 一起工作一定很有趣 Perfect. It'll be fun to work together.
等不及了 Can't wait.
真可愛 Sweet kid.
別這樣 Don't start.
怎麼了 我什麼都沒說 What? I didn't say anything.
我們得談談昨晚的事 We need to talk about what happened last night.
昨晚什麼事 What about last night?
那個吻 The kiss.
不能再這樣了 Can't happen again.
這話我好像在哪兒聽過 I seem to recall hearing this speech years ago.
我說真的 我現在和金在一起 I'm serious. I'm with Kim now.
對 當時就這麼說的 Yep, that's how the speech went.
只是當時不是金 對嗎 Except it wasn't Kim at that time, was it?
你不是應該去準備案子了嗎 Don't you have a case to prepare?
去 Go.
準備去 Prepare.
經過正確的神經信號傳導 With the right signals,
多能幹細胞 induced pluripotent stem cells
能將我們的皮膚細胞 轉換成心臟組織 Will allow us to transform skin cells into heart tissue,
肺組織 或身體的任何部分 lung tissue, any part of the human body.
你明白她在說什麼嗎 Do you understand a word of this?
這實際上很有趣 This is actually fascinating.
科學家們抽取成熟的組織細胞 Scientists take mature cells
讓它們"相信"自己是未分化的干細胞 and make them believe they're new.
心臟病 ...Heart disease --
對於任何基因紊亂 any number of genetic disorders.
只要找到這把鑰匙 Find that key.
就能讓世界更美好 Make the world a better place.
斯威尼小姐 醒醒 Ms. Sweeney, wake up.
改變世界的夢想 無法在沉睡中實現 If you want to change the world, you can't sleep through it.
謝謝大家 下節課見 Thanks, everybody. See you next class.
謝謝你們來學校見我 Hi. Thanks for meeting on campus.
我只是想趁我還在這裏 I'm just trying to finish up all my work
把該做的做完 while I'm still here.
你是準備去休假 還是... Oh, are you going on sabbatical, or...?
差不多吧 Well, you could say that.
我被診斷出亨廷頓舞蹈病[家族顯性遺傳病] I've been diagnosed with Huntington's disease.
這是種退化性精神紊亂癥 It's a degenerative nerve disorder.
教授 我很遺憾 Oh, professor, I'm -- I'm so sorry.
能進慈善總醫院門診部 我已經很幸運了 Well, I'm fortunate to get into the clinic at Mercy General,
但他們也只能治標不治本 but all they can do is treat the symptoms.
他們給我吃的藥 數都數不清 They have me on so many medications, I can't even count --
丁苯那秦 氯硝西泮 氟?啶醇 塔克林 Xenazine, klonopin, haloperidol, tacrine.
亨廷頓是不治之癥 There's no cure for Huntington's.
目前是 但總有一天能治癒 Not yet. Someday.
我們有什麼可以效勞的 How can we help you?
你們聽說過超低溫冷凍法嗎 Have you ever heard of cryopreservation?
是不是指把人體 Um, isn't that when you have your body...
冷凍起來 Frozen.
對 在人死後 Yeah. After you die.
等科學找到治癒方法 我就能復甦 And then when science finds a cure, I can be revived.
這確實比較前衛 Well, um, it's unconventional,
但從法律角度看 非常簡單明瞭 but, legally speaking, rather straightforward.
也就是走走程序 There's some paperwork.
找近親填些表格 A next-of-kin form,
再立一份生前遺囑 and an advanced healthcare directive.
生前遺囑 指定某人在自己將來因病殘無法做出決定時 代為執行健康計劃
我丈夫已經過世了 所以我沒有近親 Well, my husband is deceased, so there's no next-of-kin,
不過我有個可托付的人能指定 and I already have a trust in place.
好 Okay.
那你還找我們幹嘛 Well, then why do you need us?
我現在就想冷凍自己 I want to be frozen now...
在我的身體和頭腦還未被疾病侵蝕之前 before the disease destroys my body and my mind.
你是說 在你大限之前 You mean before you die?
對 Yes.
你們幫不幫我 So...Will you help me?
讓我們幫你自殺嗎 Will we help you kill yourself?
應該說是 你們能幫我活下去嗎 Will you help me save myself?
拜託 我們當真要若無其事地走進法庭 Come on, are we really going to waltz into court
請求法官讓凱西·米勒冷凍自己嗎 and ask a judge to let Kathy Miller freeze herself?
我是這麼打算啊 Well, I am.
瘋了 It's crazy.
我可沒瘋 I don't think so.
她是科學家 I mean, she is a scientist.
她已經想清楚 She's thought this through.
她的身體會日漸衰弱 Her body is failing her.
而且沒有治癒方法 There's no cure.
-如果她能有機會... -什麼機會 - And if she has a chance to -- to what?
睡一覺 祈禱奇跡的發生嗎 To go to sleep and just pray for a miracle?
或者更可能 再也無法醒來 Or more likely, never wake up at all.
她有權利去選擇 Well, she has a right to make her own decisions,
是拋棄慘淡的今生 to take a chance on the future
還是將希望寄托於未來 when her present seems so bleak.
我還是不怎麼贊同 I still don't know if I agree.
你不用贊同 只要做她的代理律師就好 Well, you don't have to. You just have to represent her.
弗雷德 你怎麼回來了 Fred. What are you doing home?
我收到你消息 說有大新聞 I got your message about the big news.
我想當面聽 I wanted to hear it in person.
而且 我忘了午餐 Also, I forgot my lunch.
說吧 什麼大新聞 So, hit me. What's the big news?
你養了隻貓 You got a cat?
比這更贊 是貓糧廣告 Better. A cat food commercial.
罐頭只是道具 The can's just a prop.
你接到廣告了 史黛西 這真的太棒了 You got the commercial?! Stacy, that's -- that's amazing.
謝啦 明天就要拍攝了 Thanks. It shoots tomorrow.
我好緊張 Ha! I'm so nervous.
你能幫我排練嗎 Will you help me rehearse?
當然 Y-- of course.
好 Okay.
太好了 Great.
你扮我老公 You play my husband.
你老公 Your husband.
沒問題 I can do that.
新鮮的魚 白葡萄酒 還有芬奇貓糧罐頭 Fresh fish, white wine, and Fancy Feast?
你買回來的東西總是讓我超滿意 I love it when you do the shopping!
接著貓咪喵了一聲 你就說... And then the cat meows and you say...
不光你覺得滿意哦 You're not the only one.
沒錯 還有小毛毛 That's right, Fluffy.
吃這個會讓你更加健康可愛 You got to live for the little things.
太棒了 That was great.
我真該... 多誇誇你 I should...compliment you more often.
接吻是廣告的一部分 Oh, the kiss is part of the scene.
對 Right.
你要和老公接吻 嘴對嘴 You kiss your -- your husband on the lips.
就寫在這 Mm-hmm. It says it right here --
"妻子充滿愛意地吻丈夫" "Wife kisses husband on lips with passion."
你不會介意吧 會嗎 And it doesn't bother you, does it?
我 不 當然不 Me? No. Of -- of course not.
不 只是演... 演戲啦 No. Um, it's j-- it's just acting...
只是要用嘴唇... with your lips...
還有別人的嘴唇 and somebody else's.
那個 You know,
也許我應該陪你去片場 maybe I should come with you to the shoot.
大明星都有跟班嘛 我可以做你跟班 Every big star has their people. I could be your people.
耶 我有跟班啦 Yay! I've got people!
瓦內薩 Vanessa.
請進 Come in.
好 Yeah.
相信你聽說了 Um, I'm sure you heard.
我和格雷森分手了 Grayson and I broke up.
是啊 很遺憾 Yeah. I'm...Sorry.
我這有些他的東西 Um, well, I had some things of his.
他應該會想要回去 I figured he'd want them back.
是這樣 Oh, you know what?
格雷森中午都會去健身房 Grayson goes to the gym at lunch...
所以你特地趁他不在時來 which is why you're here now.
這個... Well, th-there's --
這種事總是不好辦 不是嗎 there's never an easy way to do this, is there?
你能幫我給他嗎 Um, would you mind giving this to him?
當然 Sure.
謝謝 Thank you.
你知道 他很看重與你的感情 You know, he -- he thinks the world of you,
至少我感覺如此 for what it's worth.
可惜看得還不夠重 他表達得很清楚了 It's not worth much. He was clear.
不管他怎麼感覺 Whatever he's feeling,
我們總歸是感情未到 it's just not enough.
會長女士 Madame commissioner,
加州海岸委員會 California Costal Commision
我的當事人建造他的別墅 my client built his bungalow
是為了遠離塵囂 as a retreat from the world.
而如今他安靜的住宅區 And now his quiet neighborhood
變成噪音高達100分貝的工業園區 Is being turned into a 100-decibel industrial park
這都是因為"新媒快線"被不當授予地區規化特別許可 because Medialine was improperly granted a zoning variance.
"新媒快線"被授予的規劃特別許可 It's no different from the variance
與利斯先生1500平方英尺小別墅被授予的許可並無二致 that Mr. Leith received for his 15,000-square-foot bungalow.
1500平方英尺=140平米
因為別墅本來也不在海岸線分區規劃範疇 The coastline's not zoned for that, either.
利斯先生的責任豁免並非今天主題 Mr. Leith's exemption is not at issue today.
像增加交通流量這類問題 才是應被關注的 What's at issue are concerns like increased traffic.
我們已同意為道路拓寬 We've agreed to pay for road widening,
交通信號燈 traffic signals,
以及場外停車付款 and offsite parking.
你們說的夠多了 Okay, we've heard enough.
我們會認真參考 We'll take the matter under advisement.
你覺得我們贏的機會大嗎 How do you think that went?
我認為 考慮到目前的情況... I think, in light of the circumstances...
我們形勢大好 We're in good shape.
多謝 克萊爾 我就知道你靠得住 Thanks, Claire. I knew I could count on you.
-晚點再聯繫 -好 - Call you later. - Okay.
這仗本該打得更漂亮 That could have gone better.
法庭上的目標 不過是達成雙方的讓步 Well, the goal was always to get concessions.
讓步 Concessions?
像戈登·利斯這樣的委託人 A client like Gordon Leith
付你每小時400美金不是為了讓步 doesn't pay $400 an hour for concessions.
-你的殺手鑭呢 -抱歉 我的什麼 - Where's your killshot? - I'm sorry. My what?
金 你不能連彈夾都沒帶就上戰場 Kim, you brought us to court with insufficient ammunition.
讓步從來不是我的目標 The goal is never concessions.
我的目標是贏 The goal is to win.
米勒教授 你的病發展下去會怎樣 Professor Miller, what is your current prognosis?
醫生說再有兩三年時間 Doctors give me two to three years
發病的癥狀就會毀掉我的生活 before the symptoms make my life unbearable,
我還能活10年 10 years before I die.
我知道你不願往這方面想 I know that this is difficult,
但是你能否當庭描述一下 but would you please describe for the court
如果你的請求被否決 你將會怎樣 what your life will look like if your request is denied?
我會喪失肌肉控制能力 I'll lose motor control,
不能走路 吃飯 說話 甚至吞嚥 the ability to walk, eat, speak, even swallow.
最終會變得癡呆 Dementia will set in.
我死的時候 會連自己是誰都不知道 By the time I die, I won't know who I am.
為什麼選擇現在進行身體冷凍 So, why cryonic preservation now?
這樣 我的身體會保持現在的樣子 So that my body will remain as it is
直到找到治癒方法 until a cure is found.
教授 對於請求法官大人批准此事 Professor, do you have any concern
你還有什麼擔心的嗎 about what you are asking the judge to allow?
我唯一擔心的就是 法官大人不批准 My only concern is that he won't allow it.
米勒教授 我為你得了這病感到遺憾 Professor Miller, I am sorry about your diagnosis.
但我認為你明白 But I'm sure you recognize
得病不代表你有權違反法律 it doesn't give you the right to break the law.
反對 這個問題高傲而無理 Objection! Condescending and inappropriate.
這是個合理的問題 It's a legitimate question.
據我所知 The last time I looked,
在本州 協助自殺是違法的 assisted suicide was illegal in this state.
律師們 上前一步 Counselors, approach.
他在譁眾取寵 He's grandstanding.
他可以結案陳詞時再誇誇其談 He can make his speech during closings.
想想瓦克起訴科爾的案件 Look at Vacco v. Quill.
最高法院禁止醫生 The supreme court refused to create
協助患者進行自殺 a right to physician-assisted suicide.
還有唐納森起訴朗格倫的案子 Donaldson v. Lungren --
米勒教授並沒有 Professor Miller isn't
要求醫生協助她自殺 asking for physician-assisted suicide.
她想要活下去 She wants to live.
夠了 都住嘴 Enough -- both of you.
沃爾德倫先生 我不欣賞你的演講 Mr. Waldron, I don't appreciate the lecture.
本案不會即決審判 There'll be no summary judgment.
法庭正式受理此案 This matter will be heard.
-進來嘍 -嗨 - Knock, knock. - Hi.
今天幹的不錯 Nice work today.
我沒想到能挨過即決審判 I didn't think we'd survive summary judgment.
贏了一局 但遊戲還沒結束呢 Well, a ways to go, but we're still in the game.
沒錯 Cool.
那是我的湖人隊帽子嗎 Is that my Lakers hat?
還有 我的運動褲 And...my sweatpants.
是啊 抱歉我忘了這事了 Yeah. I'm sorry. I totally blanked.
瓦內薩來過 讓我交給你 Vanessa came by and asked me to give you that.
真是滿滿一盒呀 Wow, the box of stuff.
是啊 Yeah.
算是正式結束了 It's official now.
我很抱歉 格雷森 Sorry, Grayson.
你還好吧 You okay?
我沒事 I think so.
我想 如果我們注定在一起 I guess if we were meant to be together,
最終總會牽手 對嗎 We'd be together, right?
是的 Right.
我們該上庭了 Uh, okay, well, we should get to court.
好 Yeah.
豪瑟醫生 Dr. Howser,
把人冰凍起來 now, the idea that you can freeze someone
過段時間再解凍復甦 and bring them back to life
那屬於科幻 對嗎 -- that's science fiction, right?
我得告訴你 Only in the way
X射線 器官移植以及抗生素 that the x-rays, transplants, and antibiotics
也曾經被認為是科幻 were once considered science fiction.
科學家開展小規模的生物冷凍保存 Scientists have been cryopreserving on a smaller scale
已經有幾十年了 for decades.
普及它只是時間問題 It's only a matter of time.
謝謝 Thank you.
豪瑟醫生 假設法庭批准米勒教授 Dr. Howser, say the court allowed professor Miller
接受低溫保存 to be cryogenically preserved.
處理方式是怎樣的 What's involved?
她的生命活動會靜止 心臟會停跳 She would be sedated and her heart would be stopped.
就是說 你會殺了她 So you're gonna kill her.
反對 法官大人 Objection, your honor.
撤回提問 Withdrawn.
我問完了 Nothing further.
我認為 我扮演的不只是個養貓的女人 I don't see my character as a "Cat Lady."
她是一個過著多彩生活的女人 She's a woman with a full life
同時深愛她的貓咪 who also loves her cat.
你明白這其中的差別 對嗎 You see the difference, right?
把花椰菜遞給我好嗎 Can u pass the broccoli?
親愛的 你還好吧 Sweetie, are you okay?
是我的委託人 It's my client.
這個可憐的女人得了絕癥 This poor woman has an incurable disease.
她也曾有多彩的生活 You know, she's living her life,
她非常開心 she's perfectly happy,
但是某一天 整個世界都背棄了她 and then one day, the universe betrayed her.
知道嗎 她想要的 You know, and all she wants
僅僅是一個重獲生命的機會 is a chance to get that life back.
她當然有機會 她有你呢 She has a chance. She has you.
沒錯 但我不知道怎樣讓法官相信 Yeah, but I don't know how to convince the judge
停止凱西的心跳 that stopping Kathy's heart
並不等同於殺了她 isn't the same as killing her.
我可不覺得這是問題 I don't see the problem.
簡在手術過程中心跳停止過 Jane's heart stopped on the operating table
但是你進入她的身體後 又活了過來 before you entered her body, and you're not dead.
史黛西 你真是個天才 Stacy, you're a genius.
我是深藏不露 A secret genius.
絕頂聰明 The best kind.
殺手鑭找到了 We've got our killshot.
一份環境影響報告 An environmental impact report?
我從認識的專家那裏弄了份最新報告 I ordered a new one from an expert I know.
你猜他在"新媒快線"公司附近找到了什麼 Guess what he found on Medialine's property.
不知道 No idea.
瀕臨滅絕的斑蝶 The endangered checkerspot butterfly.
委員會恐怕不能為這個項目開綠燈了 The commission can't green-light construction now.
看來 運氣來的真是時候 Talk about, uh, getting lucky at the last minute.
這不是運氣 而是實力 Not luck. This is how it's done.
準備一份訴訟修正稿 但先別提交 Prepare an amended motion, but don't file it yet.
-我們要在法庭上給"新媒快線"一個驚喜 -等等 - We'll surprise Medialine in court. - Wait.
我們不是該把這份報告 Shouldn't we share the report
給"新媒快線"的律師一份嗎 with Medialine's attorneys?
根據對新發現的規定 我們不能... I mean, rules of discovery prohibit --
你在拿法規跟我咬文嚼字嗎 You're quoting the rules of discovery to me?
你還在跟小混混談戀愛時 I was running this firm
我已經是這公司的老闆了 while you were still getting felt up by frat boys.
好吧 Okay.
今晚我要和帕克出去吃飯 Look, I'm having dinner with Parker tonight,
我還打算在他面前 and I'd really like to be able to tell him
誇誇你表現出色 how well you're doing.
但如果你想質疑我的策略 You want to question my strategy,
至少要有贏官司的實力 find a way to win first.
法官大人 檢方律師的說法並不恰當 Your honor, despite what the state contends,
凱西·米勒並不是要求被殺死 Kathy Miller is not asking to be killed.
她只是要求 停止自己的心跳 She's asking to have her heart stopped,
這和死亡有本質區別 and there is a difference.
這是一隻幼年紋龜 That is a baby painted turtle
它被低溫冷凍了 coming out of a deep freeze.
它沒有心跳 也沒有呼吸 No heartbeat. No respiration.
我也不想反對 法官大人 I hate to object, your honor,
但海龜能說明什麼 but turtles?
研究表明 Research shows
以紋龜為代表的一些物種 the painted turtle is one of several species
能夠完全停止心跳和呼吸 that completely stops their heartbeat and respiration
幾個月的時間 for months at a time.
那麼 如沃爾德倫先生所說 Now, according to Mr. Waldron,
這是一隻死海龜 that equals a dead turtle.
但是這只叫賽迪的 But Sadie here,
就是剛才視頻中那隻小海龜 the very same turtle as in that film,
不會同意這個說法 might disagree.
法官大人 Your honor --
在心臟停跳後 The idea that life goes on
仍能活過來的 even when the heart stops
並不只有特定種類的爬行動物 is not limited to certain reptiles.
接受心臟外科手術 Open-heart surgery,
和器官移植的病人 organ-transplant patients
通常會被停止心跳 regularly have their hearts stopped
但是生物學上 他們仍是活著的 while remaining biologically alive.
這個案件中唯一特別的是 Now, the only difference here
在米勒教授完成治療之前 is the length of time during which
她的心臟停跳的時間 professor Miller's heart will be stopped
稍微長了一些 before completion of her medical treatment.
凱西·米勒並不想尋死 Kathy Miller doesn't want to die.
而是想活下去 She wants to live.
謝謝 Thank you.
做這個決定不容易 This hasn't been easy.
我知道到本州對保護公民的生命 I recognize that the state has a vested interest
有既定的義務 in protecting the lives of its citizens.
此類案件也有被否決的先例 And it has precedent on its side.
但我們不能拘泥於過去 But precedent isn't always enough.
社會在進步 法律也是 Society evolves and so must the law.
米勒教授 我代表法庭 Professor Miller, I am granting a court order
批准你執行你的計劃 allowing your procedure to go forward.
祝你在未來的某一天 I wish you good health...
重獲健康 in the future.
謝謝你們 謝謝 Thank you. Thank you.
但是我要告訴你 Okay, just so you know,
州政府很可能會上訴 The state will most likely appeal.
他們來不及阻止我 Not in time to stop me.
我已經安排好了 I've already made arrangements.
好 Okay.
我不知說恭喜你合不合適 因為... I don't know if congratulations are in order, considering.
這種時候應該說什麼 What's the right thing to say here?
我今晚要開派對慶祝 I'm gonna have a party tonight.
告訴我你們會來就好 Say you'll come.
新鮮的魚 Fresh fish.
白葡萄酒 White wine.
還有芬奇貓糧罐頭 Oh, and Fancy Feast.
你買回來的東西總是讓我超滿意 Oh, I love it when you do the shopping.
不光你覺得滿意哦 You're not the only one.
沒錯 還有小毛毛 Oh! That's right, Fluffy.
吃這個會讓你更加健康可愛 You got to live for the little things.
卡 很好 And cut! Good.
好了 大家準備拍下一條 Got it. Next one, everybody.
不行 這太折磨人了 Okay, this is torture.
她看上去是不是很享受 Did it look like she was enjoying that?
去化妝室 Dressing room.
算了 還是別告訴我了 Actually, I don't want to know.
接下來接吻那段重拍一遍 Okay, let's do the kiss again.
重拍 他們還想吻多少次 Again? How many times are they gonna kiss?
加文 這回要更激情一點 Hey, Gavin, this time, a little more heat.
好的 Okay.
他的意思是要舌吻嗎 Is that code for "tongue"?
放老實點 加文 Keep your heat to yourself, Gavin.
開始 Action.
-卡 -停一下 - Cut? - That's a cut!
-搞什麼 -我很抱歉 但 - Cut? - I-I'm sorry. I just
我感覺他們之間沒有火花 I wasn't feeling the chemistry.
也許該去掉這個丈夫試試 M-maybe this time without the husband.
-弗雷德 -什麼 - Fred. - Excuse me?
我想這小傢伙說的沒錯 You know what? I think the little guy's right.
小傢伙 Little guy?
-抱歉夥計 你恐怕不行 -搞什麼 - Sorry, man, it's not going to work. - Dude.
沒錯 火花不是說有就有的 Absolutely, you can't argue with chemistry.
馬上安排新的試鏡 Schedule new auditions immediately.
讓她跟咱們的所有男演員或男模接吻 She's going to kiss every available actor and male model
直到找出有火花的那個 until I see some chemistry.
有事嗎 Kim.
也許聽到這句話你會不相信自己的耳朵 Here's something you never thought you'd hear from me.
我需要你給點建議 I need your advice.
怪不得你要喝酒 Well, that does explain the drink.
是啊 Yeah.
我查了些資料 結果發現 Um, I've been doing some research, and it turns out
真正的斑蝶棲息地 that a genuine colony of checkerspot butterflies
那裏應該不僅有成年斑蝶 還有幼蟲 includes larvae and not just fully formed adults.
真有意思 但你想說什麼 Fascinating. What does that mean?
哈里森在環境報告上作假 That Harrison faked the environmental report
而我們將要把這份報告提交給海岸委員會 that we're supposed to present to the Coastal Commission.
所以呢 So...
我該怎麼辦 What do I do?
你得說出來 Well, you have to say something.
不行 這有違職業道德 I can't. It's an ethics breach.
那你告訴我幹嘛 金 難道向我請示嗎 What are you looking for, Kim? Permission?
你不能告訴帕克嗎 And can't you talk to Parker?
她可是拿事務所信譽在冒險 I mean, she is putting the firm in jeopardy.
如果他也是一夥的呢 What if he's in on it?
自從她回來之後 他就變了 He hasn't been the same since she came back,
事實上 And truth is,
我真的不知道 我跟他現在到了哪一步 I don't really know where I stand with him right now.
怎麼了 What?
好吧 Okay.
你來找我尋求建議 You came to me for advice,
這是我告訴你這事的唯一原因 so that is the only reason I am telling you this.
說吧 Okay.
那晚我看見 他們在他辦公室接吻 I saw them kissing in his office the other night.
我得走了 I have to go.
我不知道你會過來... Hey. I didn't know that you were go--
她在哪兒 Where is she?
你在說什麼 What are you talking about?
我可沒功夫和你猜心思 I don't have time to play "What are you talking about?"
出租車還在等我 她在哪 I have a cab waiting. Where is she?
她在臥室裏嗎 Is she in the bedroom?
金 這裏沒人 Kim, there's no one here.
你和她吃晚餐了 是吧 Well, you went to dinner with her, didn't you?
克萊爾嗎 Claire?
是的 我們一起吃了晚飯 然後我就回家了 Yes, we had dinner, then I came home.
僅此而已 End of story.
所以沒有晚安吻嗎 What, no good-night kiss,
還是你只在辦公室裏做這事 or you only do that at the office?
你知道多久了 How long have you known?
好爛的回答 Wrong answer.
金 我是該告訴你的 Kim, I should have told you.
我本想告訴你 I wanted to tell you.
是她吻了我 She kissed me.
這是個錯誤 It was a mistake.
這並不代表什麼 It didn't mean anything.
你緘口不提 這就足以表明一切了 It meant enough for you to keep it a secret.
抱歉我遲到了 Hey. Sorry I'm late.
你還沒錯過太多 Ah, you didn't miss much.
很高興你終於來了 I'm so glad you made it.
要喝點什麼嗎 Can I get you something to drink?
等等再說吧 Maybe in a minute.
好的 玩得盡興 Okay. Have fun.
她心情很好 She's in a good mood.
肯定覺得輕鬆不少 Must be feeling relieved.
-怎麼了 -她在喝瑪格麗特 - What's the matter? - She's drinking margaritas.
我能聞到龍舌蘭的味道 And I can smell the tequila.
她在慶祝嘛 She's celebrating.
但她現在服用的藥物 But someone who's taking the medications she's on
要求不能碰酒精 wouldn't be drinking alcohol.
否則兩者的反應會要了她的命 The combination could kill her.
再來一杯瑪格麗特 Another margarita.
請 There you go.
謝謝 醫生 非常感謝 再見 Thank you, doctor. I appreciate it. Bye-bye.
怎麼說 So?
這家治療亨廷頓舞蹈病的診所 That was the Huntington's clinic
就是凱西說她接受治療的地方 where Kathy said she was being treated.
他們說從沒聽說過她 They've never heard of her.
也許她指的是另一家診所 Maybe she meant another clinic.
不 他們保留了所有登記者以便調查研究 No, he keeps a registry for research purposes.
而她根本不在名單上 And she's not on it.
她根本沒有生命垂危 She's not dying.
是的 但是拜我們所賜 Nope, but thanks to us,
她將被冷藏很長一段時間 she's going into cold storage for a very long time.
你們好 這麼巧 Oh, hi. This is a surprise.
出了什麼事 Everything okay?
我們知道你其實沒病 We know you're not sick.
你對我們說了謊 You lied to us.
如果你們知道我不是快死的人 Would you have fought this hard for me
還會如此賣力地替我打官司嗎 if you knew I wasn't dying?
-我們根本不會接這個案子 -沒錯 - We wouldn't have taken your case. - Exactly.
你欠我們一個解釋 You owe us an explanation.
我已經決定了 I've made my decision.
再見 Goodbye.
會長女士 我們要提交修改後的起訴書 Madame commissioner, we'd like to submit an amended complaint
和新的證據 along with new evidence.
提要給我就好 律師 Just the highlights, counselor.
根據最近的一份環境影響調查報告 Pursuant to a recently completed environmental impact report,
瀕臨滅絕的斑蝶 endangered checkerspot butterflies
在"新媒快線"公司附近棲息 were found on Medialine's property.
施工會破壞這種瀕危生物的活動 Construction would violate the endangered species act.
正巧 As luck would have it,
我們也有一份新報告 We have a new report of our own.
兩份新的環境報告 Two new environmental reports?
怎麼回事 What's going on here?
在聽說一些有關蝴蝶的流言後 Well, we heard rumors about the butterflies.
我們做了些調查 的確 我們發現了 We looked into it and, indeed, discovered
公司附近確實有一些斑蝶 there were a handful on the property.
但事實上 它們是被人為遷移過來的 But it appears they have been transplanted
它們的自然棲息地其實在北加州 from their natural habitat in Northern California.
這是赤裸裸的胡扯 That's outrageous.
證據都在這裏 Oh, it's all right here.
看來我們要讀些資料了 Looks like we've got some reading to do.
怎麼回事 What just happened?
一點小麻煩 Just a little setback.
我可覺得情況非常不妙 Well, it feels like a pretty damn big setback to me.
別擔心 戈登 我會處理好一切 Don't worry, Gordon. I will take care of this.
我不明白 I don't understand.
你就這樣從廣告現場走了 You just walked out of the commercial?
不是走 是倉皇而逃 I didn't walk. I fled.
史黛西要親吻所有 Stacy's kissing every actor/model
西半球的男演員和模特 這全是因為我 in the western hemisphere, and it's all 'cause of me.
-這可不好 -我一閉上眼 面前就全是嘴唇 - This isn't good. - I close my eyes, and all I see are lips.
我腦子都要爆炸了 It's like my brain's on fire.
你得振作 小德德 相信我 You got to pull it together, Freddie. Trust me.
扼殺新戀情的最快方法 The quickest way to destroy a new relationship
就是表現出你的嫉妒 is to show that you're jealous.
你得表現得冷靜 想像自己在打禪 You got to play it cool. Zen.
我怎麼裝冷靜 How am I supposed to do that?
我可不是演員 她才是 I'm not the actor. She is.
說曹操曹操到 她來了 You know what else she is? Here.
像個男人樣 藏起你的嫉妒 So be a man and hide your feelings.
你不是嫉妒之神 你是禪宗大師 You are not jealous Fred. You are Zen Fred.
-弗雷德 -嗨 - Fred. - Hey.
你還好吧 你好 Are you all right? Hey.
你一聲不響就走了 You left without saying goodbye.
哦 Oh!
是的 我 你知道 Um, yeah, I -- you know,
我只是不想打擾你 I-I just didn't want to interrupt.
我還擔心那些接吻鏡頭可能會讓你不舒服 I was worried that maybe all the kissing made you uncomfortable.
你知道 嫉妒啊什麼的 You know -- jealous or something.
嫉妒 Jealous?
我幹嘛要嫉妒 Why would I be jealous
你和那種傻大個兒接吻 of you kissing a who's who of hot hunks?
一點兒都不 你知道 我可是... No, I'm -- I'm cool. You know, I am...
禪師 Zen.
是嗎 Really?
你知道嗎 我們花了幾小時 You know, it took us hours
才找到一位和我來電的搭檔 to find a co-star with the right chemistry.
但是非常值得 But it was totally worth it.
聽起來蠻有趣嘛 Such an interesting process.
讓·呂克和我很有感覺 Jean-luc and I are so steamy
所以芬奇公司希望與我們合作拍一系列廣告 that Fancy Feast wants to run a whole series of ads with us!
太棒了 That's awesome.
一個要在沙灘上拍攝 We're going to do one at the beach.
必須的 Pbht! Of course.
還有一個要在床上共進早餐 One where we're having breakfast in bed.
一定的 Ohh!
我想還有一個 得在浴缸裏一起泡澡 And I think one in a bathtub.
泡澡 A bathtub!
事實上 讓·呂克還要帶我去 In fact, Jean-luc is taking me to a B&B
葡萄酒之鄉的小旅館綵排 in wine country to rehearse.
不 他休想 No, he's not!
什麼 What?
對不起 我不能再假裝淡定 I'm sorry, but there is no way that I am cool
你要去葡萄酒之鄉之類的鬼地方 with you going to wine country or -- or -- or anywhere else --
跟 跟這個叫神馬讓·呂克的傢伙 with -- with a guy named "Jean-luc."
我會把自己綁在你車的底盤下面 I will strap myself to the undercarriage of your limo
然後大喊 "史黛西 不要啊" and scream, "Stacy, don't do it!"
直到車開到海邊 all the way up the coast.
所以你現在是要甩我了嗎 Um, are you gonna dump me now?
沒關係 儘管說吧 Just g-go ahead. Get it -- get it over with.
弗雷德 Fred.
那些都是我瞎編的 只是想讓你嫉妒 I made up all that stuff to make you jealous.
我很擔心你會不在乎 I was so worried you didn't care.
真的 Really?
你根本不需要這樣 You didn't need to do that.
從你接了那個廣告開始 我就嫉妒得不行了 I-I've been jealous ever since you got the commercial.
但我還是想支持你工作 But I wanted to be supportive.
你知道 我不想做個嫉妒的弗雷德 You know, I-I didn't -- didn't want to be jealous fred.
你真是太貼心了 That is so sweet.
嫉妒的弗雷德 想吐的泰麗 Jealous fred, meet nauseous Teri.
比方說 我們假設 Let's say, hypothetically,
我們得知一個委託人想殺某人 That we had knowledge a client intended to kill someone.
你假設中的委託人想殺了誰 And who might your hypothetical client be about to kill?
她自己 Herself.
賓格溫女士 有個很像你的人 Ms. Bingum, someone who looked a lot like you
昨天還站在法庭上 stood in my courtroom yesterday
向我辯解 她的委託人想求生 而不是求死 arguing that her client wanted to extend her life, not end it.
是沒錯 但是 Well, that's true, but
我們後來又瞭解到 we've since learned additional information.
她沒有生病 She isn't sick.
我們需要你撤銷判決 We need you to reverse your order.
你們要我撤銷判決 You need me to reverse it?
-你們是否有處理不當的地方 -沒有 - Was there misconduct on your part? - No.
你們有故意教唆偽證嗎 Did you knowingly suborn perjury?
沒有 法官大人 No, your honor.
那麼抱歉 Then I'm sorry.
這個案子我是依法判決的 I decided this case based on principles of law,
而不是旁枝末節的事實 not peripheral facts.
你們沒有給我足夠的撤銷理由 You've given me no grounds to reverse.
-但是 法官大人 - 你們沒有盡職調查 - But, your honor -- - You failed to do your due diligence.
現在所造成的一切 是你們的問題 What happens now -- that's on you.
我來檢查凱西的檔案 你去看副本 I'll go through Kathy's files. You go through the transcript.
看有無任何能撤銷判決的可能 See if there's anything there even remotely reversible.
我要找什麼 What am I looking for?
法律漏洞 程序漏洞 拼寫問題 Errors in law, errors in process, spelling mistakes.
凱西已經得到法院判決 Kathy has her court order.
她現在隨時可能去做冷凍 She could go through with it at any time.
那就在她行動前 我們抓緊找漏洞 Well, until she does, we keep looking.
簡 Jane.
金 Kim.
現在我沒空 Not now. I'm really busy.
你插手了我的案子嗎 Did you intervene in my case?
什麼叫"插手" Define "Intervene."
"新媒快線"公司怎麼知道我們要出具一份新報告 Medialine knew we were coming with a new report.
千萬別告訴我 是你打電話告訴他們的 Please tell me that you didn't call them.
我沒有打電話給他們 I didn't call them.
我只是匿名給他們發了一份郵件 Though I may have anonymously e-mailed them
裏面那篇文章告訴他們 斑蝶根本無法 an article about the inability of checkerspot butterflies
在南加州的氣候中生存 to survive the Southern California climate.
你無權這樣做 You had no right.
你知道我會這麼做 You knew I was going to.
什麼 你在胡說什麼 What? What are you talking about?
得了 金 Come on, Kim!
這不就是你告訴我那份報告作假的目的嗎 That's why you told me about the fake report --
因為你希望我做點什麼 because you wanted me to do something about it.
我是來向你尋求建議的 I came to you for advice.
你什麼時候來找我尋求過建議 When have you ever come to me for advice?
你希望我揭發哈里森 You wanted me to expose Harrison
因為你自己不能這麼做 because you couldn't do it yourself.
-這不是... -金 - That's just not - Kim!
去你辦公室 Your office now.
是不是你向對方洩密 Did you tip off the other side?
回答我 I'm waiting.
如果是呢 What if I did?
還有比你更差勁的人嗎 I don't know what's worse --
拒絕合作和麻木的無知 the insubordination or the mind-numbing naivet.
你真以為跟帕克上過幾次床 Did you really think a few Booty Calls with Parker
-就能高枕無憂了 - 你說什麼 - was gonna protect you? - Excuse me?
你被解雇了 You're fired.
什麼 你無權這麼做 What? You can't do that.
我希望你在今天結束之前 My name is on the door that will be closing on your ass
滾出辦公室 at the end of the day.
我正準備去找你 I was just about to come see you.
真巧呢 Lucky me.
金 讓我解釋 Kim, let me explain.
好 解釋啊 Okay, explain.
這很複雜 It's complicated.
我來讓這一切變得簡單 I'll make it simple.
你的新女友剛剛解雇了我 Your new girlfriend just fed me.
什麼 What?
我不會反抗的 I'm not gonna fight it.
我給克萊爾打電話 商量下這事 Let's call Claire. We can discuss this.
你沒明白我的意思 都結束了 帕克 You're not paying attention. It's over, Parker.
我們結束了 We're done.
這是什麼 What is this?
只是覺得你應該知道自己和什麼人上床 Just thought you should know who you're in bed with...
如果你還不瞭解她 if you don't already.
副本我已經查看3遍了 I've been through the transcript three times.
別費勁了 我找到漏洞了 Stop looking. I figured it out.
我知道利比法官在哪裏吃午餐 I know where Judge Libby eats lunch.
不 法官幫不了我們 No, the judge can't help us.
我們回去見凱西 We're going back to see Kathy.
我真的對你們無話可說了 I really have nothing more to say to you.
沒關係 你只要聽就好了 Well, that's okay. We just need you to listen.
我們瞭解你丈夫的事了 We know about your husband.
你說什麼 Excuse me?
我們第一次會面時 At our first meeting,
你提到自己已經指定一位受托人 You mentioned that you prepared a trust
立下一份生前遺囑 and an advanced healthcare directive --
指示你在何時想被復甦 for when you want to be revived.
-誰給你權利調查這個 -你啊 - Who gave you the right -- - You did.
作為你的律師 我們有責任 As your attorneys, it's our responsibility
存檔相關文件並交予法庭備案 to blue-back those documents and file them with the court.
冷凍實驗室已經保存有你丈夫的軀體 The cryogenics lab is already storing your husband's body,
不是嗎 isn't it?
發生了什麼事 教授 What happened, professor?
盧剋死於一次嚴重心臟病發 Luke died of a massive heart attack.
當我趕到醫院 他已經去世了 When I got to the hospital, he was already gone.
所以我做了個對我唯一有意義的決定 So I made the only decision that made sense to me.
我將盧克冷凍起來 I had Luke cryogenically frozen
直至科技發達到能修復他的心臟 until science can repair the damage
讓他復活的那天 and bring him back.
對於盧克 這講得通 For Luke, that makes sense.
但是為何你也要... But why would you --
你知道 我們結婚時 You know, at our wedding,
在他的誓言裏 盧克告訴我 during his vows, Luke told me
他真正的生命 始於我倆的相遇 His life didn't start till he met me.
他的未來因我而存在 His future didn't exist without me.
失去他後 我才真正明白他的意思 And when I lost him, I really understood what he meant.
沒有他的生活 度日如年 Living without him is too hard.
所以我查找相關研究進展 So I studied the research
估算了概率 and I ran the probabilities
最後得出結論 And I came to the conclusion
等到醫生能將他復活的時候 that by the time they could bring him back,
我已離世 I'll be gone.
所以如果你冷凍自己 But if you freeze yourself,
或許有朝一日你們可以一起復活 then maybe someday you can resume your life together.
沒錯 很簡單 Simple math.
"或許"總勝過零概率 "Maybe" trumps the probability of zero.
我理解 I understand the need
你為了摯愛而暫停生命的願望 to put your life on hold for the one you love,
不過你是否確定 but are you sure that --
我希望你們還是走吧 I'd really like for you to go now, please.
不 米勒教授 或許你的理由是合理的 No. Professor Miller, maybe your reasoning is sound,
但你忽略了其它部分 but you left out part of the equation.
我想讀點東西給你聽 I'd like to read you something.
"科學成就永無止境 "Scientific achievement doesn't rest.
它是畢生的事業 "It's a lifetime endeavor.
所以若想知道未來怎樣 請親手創造" And if you want to know the future, create it."
那是我的論文 That's my thesis.
我讀研究生時寫的 I wrote that when I was in grad school.
你最近有讀過嗎 Have you read it recently?
因為你是真的看透了一些事情 Because you were really on to something.
我知道你想幹什麼 I know what you're trying to do.
請回答我是或否 True or false --
你的多能幹細胞研究 Your research on pluripotent stem cells
或能修復心臟病發所致的損傷 could lead to repairing the damage caused by heart attacks.
是的 It's true.
你將要冷凍的 可能就是那個 You might be freezing the one person
能讓盧克回生的人 who can bring Luke back.
倘若耗時太久怎麼辦 What if it takes too long?
倘若不會那麼久呢 What if it doesn't?
一位聰明出色的女性說過 In the words of a very smart woman,
"改變世界的夢想 "If you want to change the world,
無法在沉睡中實現" You can't sleep through it."
米勒教授開始哭 接著我也跟著哭 Professor Miller started crying, so then I started crying,
而格雷森 他的內心在悄悄哭泣 And Grayson, well, he was crying on the inside.
所以她不會冷凍自己了咯 And no one's freezing themselves.
我真為你驕傲 I'm so proud of you.
你不是應該高興嗎 怎麼了 You should be happy. What -- what is it?
沒事 我只是在想格雷森說過的話 No, I was just thinking about something that Grayson said.
他說他能理解 He said he understood the desire
為了摯愛而暫停生命的願望 to put your life on hold for the person you love.
哇 Whoa.
你現在不正是這樣嗎 That's kind of what you're doing.
沒錯 Yeah.
我和他都是 We both are.
我是說 格雷森因為懷念黛比 生活停滯不前 I mean, Grayson's putting his life on hold for Deb.
我想這也是他和瓦內薩分手的原因 And that's why, I think, he broke up with Vanessa.
而我 顯然也因為他而停滯不前 And I'm clearly putting my life on hold for him.
就像我的情感被冷凍了 It's like I am emotionally frozen.
我覺得是時候告訴格雷森我是誰了 I think it's time I tell Grayson who I am.
好吧 Okay.
來電 格雷森
嗨 格雷森 Hey, Grayson.
好啊 Oh. Yeah.
8點整 8 o'clock.
聽著不錯哦 拜 That sounds great. Bye.
格雷森想和我一起喝一杯 Grayson wants to have drinks with me.
噢 老天 Oh, my god!
命中注定 It's fate.
就在今晚 Tonight's the night.
史黛西 我打算告訴他 Stacy, I'm gonna tell him.
好期待 Yeah.
抱歉讓你久等了 Sorry I kept you waiting.
有點事情要處理 Had a little business to tend to.
你辭退金了 You fired kim.
看來你聽說了 You heard.
我是幫你的忙 I did you a favor.
等你睡膩了她 Were you really gonna keep her around
還打算讓她在眼皮底下共事嗎 once you got tired of sleeping with her?
要喝一杯還是你另有安排 So, are we drinking or what?
我們結束了 We're done.
我知道你為了得到一半財產 陷害你丈夫 I know you defrauded your husband to get that settlement.
你利用了公司 利用我 敲他的竹杠 You used the firm, you used me to rip him off.
行了 J Come on, J.
你我都爭強好勝 You and I play to win.
所以我們是絕配搭檔 That's what makes us a good team.
我們曾為更卑鄙的人打官司 We've represented people who have done a whole lot worse.
我們只是為他們打官司 We represented them.
但不會成為他們那樣的人 We didn't become them.
我們結束了 克萊爾 We're over, Claire,
無論是工作關係還是私人關係 professionally and personally.
你想怎樣 告發我嗎 What are you gonna do, turn me in?
律師協會會立即吊銷你的執照 The bar would have your license in a second.
當然 我可能會掉丟執照 Sure, I could lose my license.
但你也會進監獄 But you will go to jail.
你在開玩笑吧 You're joking.
只要給地方檢察官打個電話 One call to the D.A.'s office --
倒數三 我們就同歸於盡 Mutually assured destruction on the count of three.
慢著 Wait...
你想怎樣 要錢嗎 What do you want -- money?
我要你辭職 I want your resignation.
她不值得你這麼做 She's not worth it.
你大錯特錯 You couldn't be more wrong.
弗雷德 Fred.
-你在幹什麼 -你又在幹什麼 - What are you doing? - What are you doing?
出門啊 Going out.
你不能告訴格雷森 這違反了規定 You can't tell Grayson. There are rules.
那是你們的規定 不是我的 They're your rules, not mine.
你 Y--
我們不是說好了嗎 We've been through this.
你不能通過告訴他你是黛比 讓他愛上你 You can't make him love you by telling him that you're Deb.
弗雷德 我和我愛的人一起工作 Fred, I work with the man I love --
而他也愛我 A man who loves me back,
但他甚至不知道 我就在他的面前 But he doesn't even know that I'm right in front of him.
我需要他明白那就是我 And I need him to see it's me.
是時候了 弗雷德 It's time, Fred.
人生寶貴 我不想再浪費時間了 Life is precious, and I don't want to waste another minute.
堅持希望 愛人* *hold on to hope, love
天上人間 我追尋著你* *I've searched high and low for you
追尋你* *for you
每天靠近一點點* *each day gets closer
堅持 堅強* *so hold on stronger
為了你和我* *to me and you
終有一天 我會找到你* *someday soon, I'll find you
終有一天 我會認識你* *someday soon, I'll know you
是時候了 簡 It's time, Jane.
寶拉·阿巴杜法官 Judge Paula Abdul.
今天 我只是寶拉 你的婚禮策劃人 Today I'm just Paula, your wedding planner.
我要結婚了嗎 I'm getting married?
音樂起[《卡農》婚禮版] Cue music.
跟我來 Walk with me.
可我還沒婚紗 But what about a dress?
哦 嗯 Oh. Uh...
這 這太美了 It's -- it's beautiful.
所有一切都和我夢想的一樣 It's everything I dreamed it would be.
沒錯 正是你的夢想 Well, it is your dream.
我太為你驕傲了 簡 I'm so proud of you, Jane.
你打破了天庭的約束 嫁給你的靈魂伴侶 You've defied the universe to marry your soul mate.
噢 等等 嗯 有沒有"舊的"東西 Oh, wait. Um, do I have something old?
西方婚禮新娘需持"舊的 新的 借的 藍的"四樣物件
嗯 邁克叔叔 瞧他 Uh, uncle Mike. Look at him.
為林肯投過票 夠老了[同"舊"] He voted for Lincoln.
嗯 好吧 "新的"的呢 Um, okay, something new?
你的婚紗 簡 Your dress, Jane.
"借的"嗎 Something borrowed --
簡的軀體 Jane's body.
說得好 Good point.
噢 還有"藍的"東西 Oh, and something blue.
甜心 Sweetheart.
我們走吧 Here we go.
好了 簡 Well, this is it, Jane.
歡迎來到你的下半生 Welcome to the rest of your life.
不過 你真的準備好了嗎 Uh, but do you think you're ready?
是的 準備好了 I do.
嗨 簡 Hi, Jane.
簡 Jane.
醒醒 簡 Jane?
簡 Jane!
-嗨 -嗨 - Hi. - Hey.
你沒事吧 You all right?
沒事 抱歉 我只是... Uh, yes. I'm sorry. I was just --
忙碌的一天 是吧 What a day, huh?
我有重要的事告訴你 Well, I've got something important tell you.
-能讓我先說嗎 -當然 - Can I go first? - Sure.
這個案子讓我思考 So, this case got me thinking.
我現在過著怎樣的生活 what am I doing with my life?
無論身體冷凍與否 你都無法讓時間靜止 Cryogenics or not, you can't freeze time.
你應該充分享受人生 You have to make the most out of life.
沒錯 Exactly.
我已經失去了一位出色的女人 I lost an amazing woman once already.
我不會讓這樣的事再次發生 I'm not going to let it happen again.
簡 你是否願意... Jane, will you...
做我的伴郎 be my best man?
"伴郎（娘）"其實是指陪伴新郎（娘）的人 男女密友皆可
我不明白你的意思 I don't know what that means.
我向瓦內薩求婚了 她同意了 I proposed to Vanessa, and she accepted.
什麼 What?!
-我知道 -噢 老天 - I know. - Oh, god.
我以為我害怕面對和瓦內薩的未來 See, I thought I was afraid of a future with Vanessa,
但其實不是 我是害怕失去她 But that's not it. I was afraid of losing her.
我明白 這很瘋狂 I know. It's crazy.
你我之前有種奇妙的感應 And you and I have such a connection,
如果婚禮上你能站在我身邊 and it would mean the world
對我而言 意義非凡 If you stood up for me at the wedding.
不 No.
什麼 What?
我的意思是 哇 I-I meant...Wow.
抱歉 失陪一下 Please excuse me.
嗨 簡 怎麼了 Hey. Jane, what's up?
簡怎麼了 W-what's wrong with Jane?
-不知道 -她剛跑出餐館 - I don't know. - Well, she just ran out of the restaurant.
她看上去很傷心 She looked really upset.
我馬上回來 Uh, I'll be right back.
好 Okay.
簡 Jane!
簡 等等 拜託 Jane! Wait up. Please.
簡 Jane!
格雷森 Grayson!!
格雷森 Grayson.
快做點什麼 Do something!!
求你 格雷森 不要 Please, Grayson. Please.
格雷森 Grayson.
黛比 Deb?