早呀 先生們 腳放下 Morning, gentlemen. Feet.
達文波特合作公寓 購房申請表 申請人姓名: Anna Brady
真高興見到你 So happy you're here.
這是第三套房子 沒有買家 This is the third open house and not one bite.
嗯... Well...
別擔心 Don't worry.
包在我身上 I have everything under control.
Anna 你是一位房地產經紀人? Anna, you are a realtor?
我是佈景師 負責把佈置好的公寓交給房地產經紀人 I'm a stager. I stage apartments for realtors.
再普通的空間都能被我佈置得獨具韻味 I transform ordinary spaces into something special.
我也總能做出令大多數人滿意的設計 Most people don't know what it is they want until I show it to them,
因此 很多公司都需要我的説明 and so many places need my help.
當然 貴公司是不在其列的 Not the Davenport, of course.
這款剛剛好 It's just a very fine line between elegant and dowdy.
不過我想 是不是可以拉高點 I just think maybe a quarter-inch higher.
加一點點也行? 幫我修一下吧 Plus an eighth of an inch? We'll get it right.
我看你是故意的 少來這一套 You did that on purpose. Knock it off.
我想你也知道 As I'm sure you're aware,
達文波特的房子隸屬高端 為數有限 apartments at the Davenport don't come up very often,
想要入住的人不計其數 你有什麼理由讓我們選擇你呢? and we have more than our share of applicants. So, why you?
我從不小就生活在波士頓 I have lived in Boston my entire life,
但一直都夢想能來這裡生活 and I have always dreamed of living here.
而且幸運的是 我找到了志同道合的伴侶 And thankfully, I have found somebody who shares that dream,
我敢保證 and I can assure you that
無論你們怎樣挑剔 you will not find two people more in sync
我們都有最符合你們口味的 with your exceptionally high standards and,
最優條件 if I may be so bold, your taste.
好的 感謝你的參與 Thank you.
哇! 運氣好的話 就能拿到訂單了 Wow! With a bit of luck, we might get some offers.
得了 Charlie Come on, Charlie.
你明知道這和運氣無關 重在準備 You know it's not about luck. It's about preparation.
放進烤箱 定時半小時 再打開它 Put these in the oven half an hour before you open
到午餐前 應該會有5份訂單下來 and you'll have five offers before noon.
幸運靠邊站 No luck needed.
來 跟著我說 三間臥室 Okay, say it with me. Three bedrooms.
三間臥室 Three bedrooms.
- 門衛 - 門衛 - Concierge. - Concierge.
全套設備的健身房和游泳池 天呐! Full gym and swimming pool looking over the common. I mean, come on!
別高興的那麼早 Don't get cocky.
怎麼 你認為他們不喜歡我們? Why, you don't think they liked us?
我喜歡 難道你不喜歡? I like us. Don't you like us?
好了 行了 來 We're okay. All right. Okay.
準備好了? 預備... Here we go. Ready? And...
- 真醜! - 你說什麼? - Ugly! - Excuse me?
沒說你 親愛的 我是說Sheinbaum先生 Not you, sweetie. It's Mr. Sheinbaum
他給我發了他最新的雙導管資料 e-mailing me updates of his double bypass.
午飯又不用吃了 真好 I'm glad I skipped lunch.
不 不 這是好事 No, no, no, this is good. This is good,
這樣我就不用回去了 去吃飯吧 because this way I don't have to go in. We can go to dinner.
單人公寓 被下了兩份訂單 Studio apartment, two offers already.
那是你有才華 That's 'cause you're a genius.
你是11:00的班機 行李都收拾好了嗎? Have you packed yet? Your flight's at 11:00.
我會搞定 只要你不遲到就好了 I'm fine, just you don't be late.
8點 要準時 We've got an 8:00 rez and they're strict.
我什麼時候遲到了? When am I ever late?
你老爸突然出現 When your dad comes out of the woodwork
見他女兒的時候 demanding to see his daughter, that's when.
我得走了 Jer 我和老爸好幾個星期沒見了 I have to go, Jer. I haven't seen him in weeks.
好吧 我可不想惹你生氣 Okay, just wouldn't want you all riled up
搞砸了今晚特別的晚餐 for our very special dinner.
我不喜歡所謂的驚喜 You know I don't like surprises.
但這次的你一定喜歡 You'll like this one.
再見 See you.
哦 Anna 大大的驚喜等著你 Oh, Anna, this is gonna blow your mind!
你買什麼了? What'd you buy?
很多 買了很多東西 但我不是指這個 A lot, I got a lot, but that's not it.
我要告訴你的是 I wanted to tell you something.
我看到有人從DePrisco走出來 你猜是誰? Guess who I saw coming out of DePrisco's?
- 是誰? - 是Jeremy! - Who? - Jeremy!
真的? 什麼時候? You did? When?
來這裡的路上 On the way here.
路上塞車 我隨便往外一看 The cab was stuck in traffic and I look over,
他正好從商店裡走出來 and he's walking out of the store
- 手裡拿著一個小小的紅盒子 - 小紅盒? - carrying that little red bag. - The bag?
人們到DePrisco的原因只有一個 There's only one reason people go into DePrisco's.
你就要拿到一枚比我的還要贊的 You're gonna have a better
訂婚戒指了 你個小壞蛋! engagement ring than me, you big jerk!
- 哦 老天 - 你事先知道嗎? - Oh, my God. - Did you know?
不 雖然幾個月以前我就把他的名字列入了郵件名單中 No. I mean,okey, I did put his name on the mailing list
希望他能明白我的心思 但是... a couple months ago hoping he'd get the hint, but...
哦! 他明白了! 我想他明白你的暗示了! Oh! He got the hint! I think he got the hint!
好了 等等 我們得練習一下驚訝的表情 Okay, hold on, we gotta work on your surprise face,
別讓他知道我已經告訴你了... 'cause I don't want him to know I told you...
好 你來問 Okay, ask me.
準備好了? 你願意嫁給我嗎? Ready? Will you marry me?
啊? 你是受了驚嚇嗎? 太恐怖了 再來一次 What? Are you scared? That was awful. Try it again.
- 好吧 - 再來一次 - Okay. - Try it again.
眼睛再大一點 帶點"你在問我嗎?"的感覺 Bigger eyes. And maybe a little, "Who, me?"
好在你還有時間來排練 The good news is, you have time to practice between now and then.
我可以娶你嗎? Can I marry you?
不行 謝謝 No, thank you.
已經結婚了 是嗎? Already married, huh?
正要訂婚 Getting engaged.
- 訂婚? - 爸 - Engaged? - Dad.
我女兒訂婚了? My daughter is engaged?
師傅! 香檳! Garcon! Champagne!
還是來啤酒吧 Let's have a couple of beers...
- 我來付吧 - 香蕉味的 - I'll get them. - Banana
你終於要結婚了 You're gonna be married.
我叫Jack Brady 做進出口和房地產的 很高興認識你 Jack Brady. Import-export, real estate. Glad to meet you.
她跟那小夥子已經相處了4年 不知道他在磨蹭什麼? She's been four years with the guy. What was he thinking?
只過了一個星期我就向她母親求婚了! I proposed to her mother after a week!
只過了半個小時我就向她求婚了 I proposed to her after half an hour.
真的嗎! Exactly!
他現在在哪? Where's the lucky guy?
他在收拾行李 他要去都柏林參加心臟病研討會 Packing. He has a cardiology convention in Dublin.
Jeremy總算靈光了些 向你求了婚 It's a good thing that Jeremy finally came around.
這個週末你最好跟著他到愛爾蘭去 You might have had to follow him to lreland this weekend.
你也知道 今年是閏年 It is leap year, you know.
爸 別再講那個故事了 Dad, do not tell that story again.
幹嗎不呢? Why not?
這只是家族傳說 It's a family myth.
這是真正的事實! It is the honest-to-God truth!
當年你的奶奶Jane就是對爺爺Tom來這招的 That's what Grandma Jane did to Grandpa Tom.
他們談了很久的戀愛 爺爺卻遲遲沒有求婚 They'd been dating for a while and he was dragging his feet,
最後 奶奶就提議去那個古老的地方走一遭 so she finally suggested they pay a visit to the old country.
2月29號 在愛爾蘭的都柏林 她終於把他擺平了 February 29th, Dublin, Ireland, she hits him with it.
呯! 一槍搞定 Boom!
鑽戒 簽字 蓋章 搞定 Ring on finger, signed, sealed, delivered.
呃 我可不想學奶奶的樣 Well, I'm not going to have to pull a Grandma Jane.
這就是我的女兒呀 我終於也快要有外孫了 That's my girl. I'm finally going to get some grandkids.
爸 我得走了 Dad, I've got to go.
嗯... 不行 我才來呢! Mmm... mmm. No, I just got here!
沒錯 但是你遲到了 我們約好7點的 Yeah, well, you were late. We said 7:00.
能擁有共同的夢想讓我非常開心 I'm just happy that we want the same things.
你總能把我們的未來設計得光明美好 You know, you always have it figured out for us.
甚至於我最秘密的計畫 你也能猜到... I mean, even with my crazy schedule and...
你也知道我很欣賞你這一點吧? You know I appreciate it, right?
所以... So...
這個 是送你的 So this is for you.
Jeremy 你 Jeremy.
- 是耳環 - 對 - They're earrings. - Yeah.
戴在耳朵上的 For my ears.
哦! 不好意思 Oh! Sorry.
哦 天哪 我是Sloane醫生 嗨 Bill Oh, God. Dr. Sloane. Hey, Bill.
哦! 這麼看來 你得深入脊椎進行檢查了 Oh! Sounds like you're gonna have to go in from the spine.
把片子發給我 我再看看行嗎? 好 對不起 Send me a photo. I'll have a look. Okay? All right. Sorry.
怎麼不戴起來試試? Why don't you try them on?
哦! 當然 馬上戴 Oh! Sorry. Sure.
哎呀呀 這個主動脈問題不小 你看 Yikes. There's an aorta to write home about. Look at that.
親愛的 別在這裡看 Honey, not here.
太棒了 Yummy.
那麼 我... So, I...
今天又要抱歉了 It's not gonna work.
實在對不起 Anna Bill說我必須得過去 I'm so sorry, Anna. Bill says I really "aorta" go in.
你看 他剛發的短信 上面就寫著"必須" Look, he actually wrote that. He wrote "aorta".
看來我得先做完這個手術 再直奔機場了 So I'll pick up my bag and just go straight to the airport when I'm done.
原諒我? Forgive me?
- 當然 - 謝謝 - Of course. - Okay.
真對不起 我愛你 I am so sorry. I love you.
- 我也愛你 - 我愛你 - I love you. - Love you.
那再見 All right.
你得大步衝刺了 You "aorta" run.
不錯呀 Jeremy終於想通 向你求婚了 It's a good thing that Jeremy finally came around.
這個週末你最好跟他到愛爾蘭去 You might have had to follow him to Ireland this weekend
學學奶奶的樣 今年是閏年呀 and pull a Grandma Jane. It is leap year, you know.
"閏年求婚是一個古老的民俗 "Leap-year proposals are an old folklore tradition
可以追溯到西元5世紀" that dates back to the 5th century."
看來是真的 Sure.
在愛爾蘭就有這個傳統: In Ireland, there's this tradition
每個閏年的2月29日 that in a leap year,
女人可以向男人求婚 a woman can propose to a man on February 29th,
這是每隔4年才有一次的機會 one day every four years.
你願意娶我嗎? Will you marry me?
我願意 Yes.
太可笑了 That's ridiculous.
你是去出差還是旅遊? Are you traveling on business or pleasure?
我想在閏年日向我的男朋友求婚 I'm going to propose to my boyfriend on leap day.
是嗎? 恭喜你 Are you now? Congratulations.
謝謝 Thank you.
我的男朋友 Jeremy 現在在那裡出差 Jeremy, my boyfriend, is already there on business.
我們已經在一起4年了 整整4年 We've been together four years. Four years.
時間不短了 It's a long time.
當然 我並不是急著要嫁出去 It's not like I'm rushing anything by doing this, you know.
他給我買了副耳環 別誤會 其實挺漂亮的 He bought me earrings. Don't get me wrong, they're beautiful,
但耳環並不代表任何承諾 but earrings don't exactly say commitment.
承諾雖然算不上大事 Not that commitment is an issue.
更何況 我們都準備一起買這麼完美的房子了 I mean, we're buying this apartment together and it's perfect.
我都想好了具體該怎麼佈置傢俱 I know exactly how I'm going to change it.
只需打掉這堵牆 We're just gonna knock down that wall.
你看到沒? 只要把廚房開大一點點 You see? If we open up the kitchen a little,
跟餐廳之間的連接就更加流暢了 I think it flows better into the dining area.
整體上也顯得更加寬敞... Just creates a more free overall...
女士們先生們 下麵播放機長告示 Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
前方的天氣狀況不太好 It looks like there's a spot of bad weather up ahead,
我們可能會遇到狂流 so we may experience just a little bit of turbulence.
我馬上要訂婚了 我還要訂婚呢 I'm getting engaged. I'm getting engaged.
在訂婚之前我才不要死! I'm not gonna die without getting engaged!
各位乘客 以下是機長再次告示 This is your captain here again, ladies and gentlemen.
風暴的強度超出了我們的預計 I may have underestimated the storm just a little bit,
由於都柏林機場已關閉 but I'm afraid we are being diverted to Cardiff, Wales,
恐怕我們得改降威爾士首府加的夫了 as Dublin Airport has been shut down.
什麼? What?
一經降落 機場工作人員會 Once landed, ground staff will be
幫您預定前往目的地 happy to book you onto connecting flights
的轉接班機 in order to get you to your final destination.
威爾士? 不行 我們不能在威爾士降落 Wales? No, we can't land in Wales.
至少還能著陸 At least we're landing.
是這樣沒錯 可我的計畫就會泡湯了 Yes, but I'm on a schedule.
借過 不好意思 我要去那邊 Excuse me. Yeah, I need to get through.
各位旅客 這裡是威爾士加的夫機場 Cardiff, Wales Airport regrets to announce
很抱歉 由於惡劣天氣的影響 that due to inclement weather,
今天所有班次均已經取消 all flights today have been canceled.
對不起 我也無能為力 I'm sorry, there's nothing very much I can do about it.
真的對不起 I'm so sorry.
對不起 能讓一下嗎? Yeah, could you move?
明天之前的所有班機都被取消了 There are no more flights until tomorrow.
要到明天才行? No flights until tomorrow?
是的 女士 Tomorrow, madam.
要到明天 Tomorrow.
我想我剛才就是這麼說的 沒錯吧 Beryl? I think that's what I said. Didn't I, Beryl?
你正是這麼說的 That is what you said.
嗯 不行 這樣對我來說肯定不行 Well, no, that's not going to work for me.
拜託 這個月29號是閏年日 Look. I'm going to Dublin to propose to
我要到都柏林向我的男朋友求婚 my boyfriend on the 29th, leap day.
這是愛爾蘭的一個古老傳統 我得預先買好禮服 It's an old Irish tradition, and I need to buy a dress
準備好鑽戒 以及訂一間旅館 and find a ring and book a restaurant.
我們都是女人 So, between us girls,
你們應該能夠理解 我今天真的必須到達都柏林 I think you can see why I really need to be there today.
- 哦! 不錯 - 對呀! - Oh! Right. - Right!
Beryl 那就麻煩你給都柏林國際機場打個電話 Beryl, will you ring Dublin lnternational Airport
請他們額外為這位女士開通一個跑道 好嗎? and get them to open a runway especially for madam?
馬上打 Right away.
我們現在非常遺憾地通知大家 We regret to announce that
所有開往愛爾蘭的輪渡班次 all commercial passenger ferries to Ireland
被迫全部停駛 have been canceled.
請所有預訂了到Ringaskiddy的輪渡 Will all passengers booked for the crossing to Ringaskiddy
的旅客到服務台登記 please report to the information desk?
你好 請給我一張到Cork的船票 Hi. I'd like a ticket to Cork, please.
渡船停運了 Ferry's canceled.
這個國家怎麼了? What is wrong with this country?
我通常用這句話來抱怨政府 I usually blame the government,
但這次的確是因為天氣 暴風雨 瞧? but this one's the weather. Storm, see?
那就走著瞧 我自己也能弄艘船 Well, we'll just see about that. I'll find my own boat.
我們只能去丁格爾了 We're going to have to go in to Dingle.
但是我要去的是科克! But I paid for Cork!
好吧 就丁格爾吧 Okay. Dingle will do.
人不吃魚可以活下去 You can take the man out of the fish,
但魚離開水就活不了了 but you can't take the fish out of the water!
這句不錯吧? That a good one, dekko?
哈羅 Hello.
還沒打烊吧? Are you open?
澳洲佬 Australian.
南非的 South African.
答案是美國人 我叫Anna 波士頓來的 Actually, she's American. Anna, from Boston.
請問 從這兒怎麼去都柏林 I just need someone to tell me how to get to Dublin from here.
有大巴去那兒嗎? Is there a bus, maybe?
1987年 1987.
什麼意思? I'm sorry?
去都柏林的大巴停駛的年份 The year the last Dublin bus left Dingle.
不 不是 火車是87年停駛的 No, no, no. The train stopped running in '87.
大巴89年才停的 The bus stopped running in 1989.
就是1987年 It was 1987.
好吧 Okay.
有計程車什麼的嗎? Is there a taxi service or something?
好極了 謝謝 Perfect. Thank you.
手機也快沒電了 My battery's going to die any second.
小姐 Ma'am.
哦 謝謝 Oh, thank you.
你好 Hello there.
你好 Hello.
喂? Hello?
你好 是的 我要一輛計程車載我去都柏林 Hello. Yes, I need a taxi to Dublin.
好的 你在哪兒? Yeah, where you calling from?
在一個叫Carack還是 I'm in a funny little pub called the Carack
Caragh的小酒吧裡 or, I don't know, Caragh?
是Carahg吧? Carahg?
隨便了 Whatever.
我們不載紅發美國人 We don't drive American redheads.
什麼叫你們不載紅發美國人? What do you mean you don't drive American redheads?
你怎麼知道我頭髮什麼顏色? How do you know the color of my hair?
當然 你就是計程車司機 好了 我想... Of course. You're the taxi driver. Well, I need you...
我想你載我去都柏林 I need you to drive me to Dublin.
都柏林 是吧? Dublin, is it?
嗯 Mmm.
好吧 波士頓來的Anna小姐 讓我來給你介紹一下都柏林 Well, I'll tell you something about Dublin, Anna from Boston.
都柏林滿是投機分子 Dublin is a city of chancers and cheats
和卑鄙小人 and backstabbing snakes.
人心險惡 把好好的城市 It's where the worst of humanity collects to
給白白糟蹋地不成樣子 poison this fair country.
沒有500歐 別想我載你去那兒 I wouldn't drive you to Dublin if you would not offer me €500.
上帝! 有誰給我500歐 我把老婆送給他 Jesus! I'd sell me wife for €500!
相信我 沒人願意接手 Trust me, you'd have few takers.
好吧 500歐 還有誰願意去都柏林嗎? All right. Anyone else want to go to Dublin for 500?
我 小姐! I'm your man, missus!
星期五不是上路的好日子 It's bad luck to start a journey on a Friday.
是星期六 星期六才不是好日子 Saturday. It's bad luck to start a journey on a Saturday.
是星期二! Tuesday!
不對 絕對是星期日 No, it's Sunday, to be sure.
好吧 很晚了 Fine. It's late.
明天早上再找人載我好了 I'll just find somebody to drive me in the morning.
那 誰能帶我去下最近的旅館嗎? So, if one of you can direct me to the nearest hotel?
有床有早餐供應的? Or bed and breakfast?
當然了 這兒就是旅館 Of course. Of course. This is also the hotel.
廁所在那頭 你得沖兩次 說真的 兩次 Bathroom's down the hall. You have to flush it twice. Seriously, twice.
就像這兒的四季也是雙的 Just like the Four Seasons.
好的 Okay.
我在酒吧裡看到菜單了 I noticed a menu on the bar?
- 打烊了 - 打烊了 - It's closed. - Closed.
但眾所周知 愛爾蘭人歷來 But given the famous Irish tradition
好客又大方... of hospitality and generosity...
我給你做個吊死三明治(愛爾蘭人將火腿三明治中的ham讀為hang) I'll do you a hang sandwich.
什麼是吊死? What's a hang?
吊死是動詞 不是三明治 Hang is a verb. It's not a sandwich.
想來肯定會沒電的 It did die. Of course.
啊! Huh!
好了 There we go.
嘿 燈滅了! Hey, the lights are gone!
哦 天 又停電了 Oh, Jesus, the lights failed again.
女人! Women!
沒救了 It's over now.
以上帝之名 For the love of God.
你在搞什麼鬼? What the hell you doing?
插插頭 Plugging something in.
把那個給我 私人物品 Give me that. It's personal.
我的黑莓被弄壞了 You fried my BlackBerry.
整個村子都被搞滅了! 笨蛋! You fried the whole village! Idiot!
混球 Jackass.
你在愛爾蘭? You're here in Ireland?
對 Yeah.
我本想給你個驚喜 I wanted to surprise you,
但卻變成了災難 but it's turned into a complete disaster.
現在 只要有人知道我在哪兒就讓我很滿足了 At this point I'm just glad somebody knows where I am.
我是說真的 你無法想像這兒的 I mean, seriously, you have no idea what passes
旅館有多差 人有多無禮 for a hotel out here, or common courtesy.
我等不及想見到你了 I can't wait to see you.
我也很想見你 Well, I can't wait to see you, either.
那 你什麼時候能到? Well, when will you get here?
只要能找到計程車 我今天下午就能到 I should be there this afternoon. I just need to get a cab.
真是大驚喜 親愛的 愛你 Great surprise, honey. I love you.
我也愛你 再見 I love you, too. Bye.
抱歉 Declan 你本來有足夠的時間來還債 Sorry, Declan, you've had plenty of time to pay your debt.
但我快要還完啦 就差最後一點該死的利息了 But I'm almost there. I'm down to the last of the bloody interest.
拜託 Tommo 講講理 行嗎? Come on, Tommo, be reasonable, would you?
你不能收走廚房! You can't take the blessed kitchen!
那樣我就沒法做生意了! You'll put me out of business!
要嘛還清 要嘛我就搬東西 The whole lot, or the kitchen goes in the back of the van.
給我一個月 Give me a month.
一個月? 最多一周 A month? A week.
一周? 上帝! A week? God!
十天 900歐 說定了 Ten days, €900, guaranteed.
1000歐 A thousand, dekko.
原來利息就有那麼多 That's the old interest right there.
利滾利又滾利... 哦 天呐 The interest on the interest on the... Oh, man.
十天 1000歐 好吧 好吧 Ten days, €1,000. Okay. Okay.
你會拿到錢的 我保證 You'll have it. You have my word.
成交 Done.
- 回頭見 - 搞定 夥計們 - Later. - All right, lads.
好吧 我載你 但純粹是看你可憐的份上 Come on, then, let's do it. But only 'cause you're desperate.
我載你去都柏林 I'll drive you to Dublin.
你能先出去嗎? Will you get out?
500歐 你先前說的 走不走? €500, like you said. Yes or no?
你又不喜歡都柏林 You're not a fan of Dublin.
你說的很明白了 我不想麻煩你 You've made that very clear, so I won't inconvenience you.
不麻煩 It's not inconvenient at all.
你對"出去"這個詞有哪裡不明白? What part of "get out" do you not understand?
你先回答 行還是不行 A simple yes or no will do.
好吧 你載我去 現在... Yes, you can drive me, now...
很好 10分鐘後外面見 Good. Be outside in 10 minutes.
上帝! God!
還沒穿好呢! Naked here!
順便說一句 房費100歐 By the way, it's 100 for the room,
包括維修費 and that includes the vandalism.
不打擾了 I'll leave you to it.
還沒穿好呢 Naked here.
來了 Bob 上車 There you are, Bob. Hop in.
告訴我這車只是 Please tell me that that is the car
把我們載到轉角處去轉計程車的 that is taking us around the corner to the actual taxi.
這可是雷諾4型 經典款! I'll have you know that is a Renault 4. She's classic!
噩夢成真 Worst fears confirmed.
她在這兒可是很吃香的! 美呆了 趕緊的 She's rock solid right there! Beautiful. Come on.
還沒有礙手礙腳的安全氣囊 None of those fancy airbags to get in the way.
別理她 她什麼都不懂 Don't listen to her. She knows not what she says.
可以幫把手嗎? Do you mind?
哦! 當然 Ah! Sure.
謝謝 Thank you.
這個怎麼弄? How does that work?
能輕點兒嗎? 這是我男朋友送我的 Can you be careful with that? That was a gift from my boyfriend.
他送箱子給你? He bought you a suitcase?
是LV的 It's a Vuitton.
什麼? What?
路易威登? A Louis Vuitton?
拜託 Come on.
你是路易? Is it yourself, Louis?
需要我扶你上車嗎 路易? Can I give you a hand getting into the car, Louis?
她還給箱子起名字 怪胎一個 She named her suitcase. She's a crackpot.
你不能上路 小姐 You can't go now, missus.
為什麼? Why not?
一隻黑貓剛從你面前經過 A black cat just crossed your path.
看到黑貓後 最好不要出門 You can't start a journey when you see a black cat.
否則會倒楣十年 Ten years bad luck.
不 不是貓 是喜鵲 No, it's not a cat, it's a magpie.
而且 是倒楣十五年 Anyway, it's 15 years bad luck.
13年! Thirteen!
是12年 肯定是12年 It's 12, definitely 12.
還好我不相信運氣 所以... Then I guess it's a good thing I don't believe in luck, so...
你應該相信 遲早會有那麼一天的 Well, you ought to, if you're getting into that, you.
一路順風 Safe journey.
路神保佑你 May the road rise up to meet you.
再見 夥計們! See you, lads!
祝你好運 Declan! Good luck, Declan!
再見 Bye, now.
跟你說 I tell you something,
他們會互殘的! they'll kill each other!
好了 終於上路了 Okay, we're here, on the road.
今天是2月27號 我還有2天時間 所以... It's only February 27th. I still have two days to get there, so...
我們在哪兒? Where are we?
我要買點東西 I need to get there before the stores close.
所以必須在打烊之前到達那裡 I could get some shopping in.
你去都柏林就是為了購物? That's the reason you're going to Dublin, is to shop?
不是 我... No, I'm...
告訴你也沒關係 If you must know,
我是去向男朋友求婚的 I'm going there to propose to my boyfriend.
他去參加一個醫學會議 他是心臟病學家 He's at a medical conference there. He's a cardiologist.
在我們申請了最棒的公寓後 We are applying to move into the most amazing apartment,
我以為他會當晚向我求婚 and I actually thought he was going to propose
但他沒有 to me the other night, but he didn't.
是嗎? Yeah?
是的 然後我聽說你們這有個傳統 Yeah, and you guys have this great tradition
女人可以 that a woman can propose to a man
在閏年的2月29號向男人求婚 on the 29th of February in a leap year.
- 是嗎? - 是啊 - Yeah? - Yeah.
嗯 Mmm-hmm.
所以我想 "有何不可?" So I thought, "Why not?"
好極了! Yeah!
沒錯 Yeah.
我是說... I mean...
這是我聽過最蠢的話! That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!
才不是 No, it isn't.
當然是 Yeah, it is.
不是的 這是傳統 浪漫的傳統 No, it's a tradition. It's a romantic tradition.
這是一個絕望的女人試圖捆住一個不婚的男人 It's a day for desperate women trying to trap themselves a man
的唯一途徑 who clearly doesn't want to get married.
你得知道 如果你的男人想要求婚 You've got to know that if your man wanted to propose,
早就求了 真相就是如此! he'd have done it already. Fact!
誰都不許碰那磁帶! No one touches the music!
你這個瘋子 你什麼都不知道! Are you crazy? You know nothing about me or Jeremy!
你以為你是誰? 什麼都看不順眼 You know what you are? You're a cynic.
你就抱著你的厭世孤獨終老吧 You're a lonely, bitter cynic.
總比白癡好 "閏年 傻瓜! Better that than an idiot. "Leap year, diddly-eye!
你會娶我這個傻瓜嗎? Will you marry me, diddly-eye?
我有一個箱子叫路易 傻瓜!" I've got a suitcase called Louis, diddly-eye!"
你又是哪根蔥 幸運小精靈嗎? What are you, the Lucky Charms leprechaun?
好 什麼都不要說了 不談話 You know what? We are done. We're not talking anymore.
我付錢不是找伴兒聊天的 不需要你的意見 I'm not paying you to talk, I'm not paying for your opinion.
我是雇你來當司機的 I'm paying you to drive,
所以上車後麻煩你閉嘴 開車 so just get in the car and drive.
求之不得 Bob Suits me, Bob.
為什麼老叫我Bob? And what is with this Bob thing?
難道你不準備做些什麼? Aren't you going to do something?
不正做著嗎 等著它們走開咯 I am doing something. I'm waiting for them to move.
老天 For God's sake.
嗨 笨牛 Hi, cows.
瞧 這24小時裡 我把地獄都溜了個遍 Look, I have spent the past 24 hours in every level of hell,
我絕不允許你們的花屁股 and I am not going to let your black and white asses
妨礙我前進 drag me any further,
識趣的話 就挪開 so if you know what's good for you, you'll move.
你的牛語說得 It comes as a real shock to find out
驚人的流利啊 that you speak fluent cow.
來吧! Now!
這就對了 真乖 That's right. Nice cows.
動起來 往前走 快走 奶牛們 Let's move. Let's move along. Come on, cows.
你要不乾脆對著它們練習下求婚吧? Why don't you propose something to them?
哦 你們這些傢伙... 哇哦 你個真大 Yeah, you guys are... Wow, you're big.
我們就這樣... We're gonna just...
噢 好 它們現在動了 Oh, yeah, they're moving now.
一定是受不了你了 Must be your personality.
這一點 你比較厲害 Yours is a bit more repellent,
要不換你來試試... so if you want to try...
就是這樣 這麼做就對了 That's right. That's how you get things done.
就是這樣 乖! That's it, girl!
就是這樣 這麼做就對了 That's right! That is how you get things done.
別像某些野蠻的愛爾蘭鄉巴佬 單單坐在那裡不動 You don't just sit around like some backwoods Irish bumpkin.
不用客氣 You're welcome.
你最好留心下你的 You might want to just watch your
腳下 step.
600美元的鞋 $600 shoes.
扔進洗衣機裡滾一滾 就乾淨了 Put them in the wash, they'll be grand.
扔進洗衣機? 洗衣機? Put them in the wash? The wash?
鞋子不是用洗衣機洗的 You do not put these shoes in the wash.
- 喔! - 喔! 喔! - Whoa! - Whoa! Whoa!
- 停下! - 喔! 等等! - Stop! - Whoa! Wait!
- 讓它停下! - 我該怎麼做? - Stop it! - What do I do?
上車 拉下刹車杆! Get in the car and use the brake!
寶貝! 我來了 寶貝! 我來了! Baby! I got you, baby! I got you!
寶貝! Baby!
別受傷了! Don't hurt yourself!
快讓它停下! 我的錢包還在裡面! Make it stop! My purse is in there!
噢 親愛的 噢 上帝呀 Oh, darling. Oh, Jesus.
我的雷諾4! 看看你做了什麼好事! My Renault 4! Look what you done!
關我什麼事? What I've done?
你就等不及那些奶牛自己走開! You couldn't just wait for the cows!
你就不能來幫把手? You couldn't just help me?
要把她拖上來 至少得花個200 It's gonna cost at least 200 to tow her out.
我不管 That's not gonna come out of my pocket.
這錢你來出! It's coming out of yours!
噢 想得美 我死都不會掏一分錢的 Oh, like hell. You will have to kill me before I pay you a dime!
這倒可以考慮 There's an idea.
你去哪? Where you going?
都柏林 Dublin.
等等 等等呀 其實很好辦的 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Look, this is an easy fix.
我們只需要找個電話 All we need to do is find a phone,
打給修理站 把它拖上來 然後上車 call the garage, get a tow, hop in the car,
繼續上路 一會兒就能到達都柏林 back on the road and we'll be in Dublin in no time.
心平氣和 成嗎? Just cool the jets, would you?
等等! 喂! Wait! Hey!
如果我是你 我就不會上那車! I wouldn't get in there if I was you!
好像我很在意你的提議一樣... And I care about your opinion because...
好吧 走著瞧 Fine, go ahead.
- 怎麼啦 甜心? - 嗨 - All right there, sweetheart? - Hi.
想搭便車? You looking for a ride?
是的 我要去都柏林 Yes, I'm going to Dublin.
噢! Oh!
都柏林是個不錯的城市 那的姑娘都很漂亮 In Dublin's fair city where the girls are so pretty.
- 是的 - 真是巧合 - Yes. - Now there's a coincidence,
因為我也是去那 'cause I'm going there myself.
我來幫你抬這個舊箱子 Let me help you with the old suitcase there.
你真好 That's very sweet of you.
別客氣 Not at all.
都不用我開口問呢 And I didn't even have to ask.
早上好! Top of the morning to you!
噢! 早上好 Oh! Morning.
毫無疑問 這是很高檔的箱子 That's a fancy bit of suitcase, no mistake.
品質超好 有眼睛的都看得出來 對吧? It's quality. You can see that just by looking at it, you know?
嗯哼 是的 Mmm-hmm.
那麼 和你一塊其實算愉快 Well, I'd say it's been a pleasure,
但是 我想我們都知道... but I think we both know that...
等等 不! 等等! 等等! 快回來! 你們不能... Wait. No! Wait! Wait! Come back here! You can't just...
他們... They...
Big Tom的酒館 全天現場音樂演奏 有啤酒 不提供食物
你來了 There you are.
等我喝完 我就打電話叫人來給我們拖車 Soon as I finish this, I'll call us a tow truck.
我們? 這裡沒有我們 Us? There is no us.
我會打電話叫真正的計程車 你 離我遠點 I am calling a real taxi. You leave me alone.
好吧 Bob Okay, Bob.
打擾下 Excuse me.
Eoghan 沒錯吧? Eoghan?
是Eoghan(音同Owen) Eoghan.
噢! Oh!
請問您這有電話嗎? 有嗎? Do you have a phone, please? Please?
謝謝 Thank you.
一路平安 Safe home.
是的 是的 Yeah, yeah.
謝謝你們對我箱子的照顧 So nice of you to look after my suitcase,
但是現在我要拿回來了 謝謝 but I'll take it back. Thank you.
這樣好嗎 夫人? Is that right, missus?
我要向大使館投訴你們 I'll call the American ambassador.
噢 這難道是他的? Oh, is this his?
呃 我只是... Well, I just...
我... I...
時間到 兄弟們 Fun's over, lads.
把東西還給她 Give the girl her stuff back.
你算老幾? And who the hell are you?
小人物 路見不平拔刀相助 Nobody. Just keeping the peace.
是嗎? 回家平你自己吧 Yeah? Well, you can keep your peace out of it.
這真叫人... That was...
佩服 impressive.
哎喲! Ow!
滾 Out.
這就走 Fair enough.
嗨 我只想... Hi. I just...
拿上我的東西就走 Should just get my things and go.
他一定有什麼特別之處 Must be something special.
誰? Who?
你的男人 Your fella.
噢! Oh!
你說Jeremy 是的 Jeremy. He is.
他... He's...
他是個心臟病專家 He's a cardiologist.
嗨 下一趟去都柏林的火車是幾點? Hi. When is the next train to Dublin?
你來的正及時 You're just in time.
下一趟車在2小時43分鐘後出發 The next train leaves in two hours and 43 minutes.
很好 Great.
還有 去都柏林是要一些bob的 It's a few bob to Dublin, mind.
"Bob"是? "Bob"?
現金 Cash.
錢 懂了嗎? Money. You know?
嗯 Mmm.
喂 夥計 Hey, fella.
這是Ballycarbery Ballycarbery.
嗯 你也是 Mmm. Same to you.
我是說那是Ballycarbery城堡 There. Ballycarbery Castle.
據說這是愛爾蘭十大奇景之一 It's one of the 10 wonders of Ireland, so I'm told.
只需15分鐘就可以爬到頂上 Can only be 15 minutes to the top.
我可不想錯過火車 I don't want to miss the train.
對 那倒是 可別錯過了火車 Yeah, well, that's a good point. Don't miss the train.
對 No.
只有2個半小時 Only two and a half hours.
很快就會過去了 Time is going to fly.
我就呆這 I'll stay here.
隨你便 Suit yourself.
當然 I will.
嗨 Hi.
喂 Declan? Declan?
等等! 我挺喜歡城堡的 Wait! I love castles.
這很美 It's beautiful.
真遺憾 你不能趕在商店關門前到達都柏林 I'm sorry you're not gonna get to Dublin before the shops shut.
我的興趣不光是購物 I have other interests besides shopping.
我有工作 有自己的生活 I have a life. A job.
那你的工作是什麼? What do you do, then?
我是佈置公寓的 I stage apartments.
佈置公寓 那是... Stage apartments, now that's...
是... That's...
是什麼? What's that?
就是 當有人出售公寓或房子時 Well, when somebody is selling an apartment or a home,
我把傢俱擺進去 把它佈置得盡可能漂亮 I bring stuff in and make it look as beautiful as it can look.
那當他們買下房子時 也可以得到那些傢俱? And they get to keep all the stuff when they buy it?
不 我會拿走 No, I take it away.
我只是向他們展示一種可行的佈置方案 I'm just presenting them with the possibilities.
增加房子的賣點 I put a sheen on it.
等等 那麼 你負責佈置房子 對嗎? Hang on. So you do your job, yeah?
是的 Yeah.
買家看房子買房子 對嗎? They buy the house, yeah?
是 Yeah.
然後你再過來 把所有東西都搬走 是嗎? And then you come along and you take all the stuff away again, yeah?
沒錯 Yeah.
那你其實就在行騙 You're a con artist.
不是 我不是騙子... No, I'm not a con...
這就是你一貫的作風 That's just so typical of you.
你總把人往壞處想 You think the worst of everybody.
沒有 No.
噢 是嗎? 我倒想知道 你對誰會有過好的評價 Oh, no? I'd love to know who you have a good word for.
你就是一個啊 I can think of a couple of good words for you.
猜個謎 Riddle me this.
如果你的房子著火了 你漂亮的房子 If your apartment's on fire, your beautiful apartment,
你會搶救什麼物品? what would you take?
什麼? What?
如果你的房子著火 而你只有60秒時間 If your house was on fire and you had 60 seconds,
你會拿走什麼? 說說看 what would you take? Come on.
我... I...
說呀 西戎被上的吉娃娃? Come on. Would it be the Chihuahua on the duvet?
我才不要和你玩這種遊戲 I'm not playing this game with you.
你就是這樣 There you are.
那你會拿什麼走? What would you take?
你會拿什麼走? 如果你可愛的小酒館著火了 What would you take? Your lovely inn is on fire.
嗯 Hmm.
你會拿走什麼? 你的... What are you going to take? You know, your...
火舌竄上了樓梯 你有60秒時間 Flames coming up the stairs. You've got 60 seconds.
噢! Oh!
你酒館的酒瓶都爆了 The bottles of alcohol in your pub are exploding.
你會抓住什麼? What are you going to grab?
我很清楚我會"抓住"什麼 I know exactly what I'd "grab".
噢 是嗎? 是什麼? Oh, yeah? What?
不告訴你 Not telling you.
是你的手藝吧 可以做出來 卻拿不走? You can dish it, but you can't take it, can you?
這真的是... It's really...
真是一座城堡! It's a castle!
我說過了 Told you.
那這座城堡有什麼故事? So what's the story with this place?
幾百年前 Well, hundreds of years ago,
有個美麗的女孩叫Grainne there was this beautiful girl called Grainne.
她答應嫁給一個叫Fionn的男人 Now, she was promised in marriage to this fella called Fionn,
Fionn是一個脾氣暴躁的老軍閥 who was kind of a cranky old warlord,
老得足夠當她的父輩了 old enough to be her father, old enough to be her grandfather,
所以其實 and therefore
她並不愛他 she wasn't in love with him.
就在他們訂婚的那個晚上 Anyway, on the night of their betrothal,
她遇到了年輕英俊的戰士 Diarmuid whom did she meet but a handsome young warrior, Diarmuid.
他們一見鍾情 如膠似漆 They fell madly in love at first sight,
但她如何才能和他在一起? but what could she do?
她悄悄在每個人的酒中加了安眠劑 Well, she slips a sleeping potion in everyone's drinks,
然後他倆一起穿過Shannon 私奔了 and the pair of them run off together across the Shannon.
Fionn醒來發現Grainne走後 氣瘋了 Fionn wakes and there's Grainne gone. Well, he goes mental.
他帶領他的軍隊 對他們窮追不捨 Takes his army and heads off in hot pursuit.
但是大家 But it was the people,
愛爾蘭村莊的人們 you know, the people in the villages of lreland,
他們同情Diamuid和Grainne的遭遇 they took pity on Diarmuid and Grainne.
便將兩人藏在樹林 穀倉 或者城堡裡 They hid them in forests and in their barns and castles,
他們倆在那些地方休息一晚後繼續趕路 where they'd sleep one night and then they'd move on.
過來 Come on.
安全嗎? Is it safe?
當然 Of course.
他們並未越軌 Sleep was all they did,
因為Diamuid是個好男人 'cause Diarmuid, good man that he was,
他一直對背叛Fionn心存愧疚 was suffering the old guilt about two-timing Fionn
而且出於對Fionn的尊敬 and out of respect for him, didn't,
他沒有更進一步 you know, take it any further.
- 我知道了 - 噢 好 - I get it. - Oh, yeah.
然後他們來到了這座城堡 And then they came to this castle
看到了這番景色 and this view.
哇噢 Wow.
然後 據說 And 'tis said, you know, that,
無法抗拒如此美景當前 unable to resist such beauty,
就在這 that here,
在這地方 他們... in this place, they...
他們的愛得以圓滿 They consummated their love.
噢 我的上帝 你在勾引我 Oh, my God. You're hitting on me.
我什麼? I'm what?
我這個訂婚前夜的年輕女人 I'm the young woman on the eve of her engagement
抗拒不了一個英俊的陌生人? 噢 少來了 that can't resist a handsome stranger? Oh, come on.
我什麼? I'm what?
你真以為這一套管用 不是吧? You didn't honestly think that was gonna work, did you?
別自戀了 親愛的 故事是真的 Don't flatter yourself, darling. The story's true,
可當然 對你來說就是狗屁 but it sure as shite ain't about you.
- 不是要勾引我? - 對 你這傲慢的... - No? - No, you arrogant...
傲慢的什麼? Arrogant what exactly?
呃 這個不好說 傲慢的"美國人"? Well, that's a tough one. Is it American?
噢 不 火車來了 Oh, no. The train.
等等! 等等 我有票 Wait! Wait, I have a ticket!
我很... I'm very...
你就非得在那耽誤我的時間 是嗎? You just had to take me up there, didn't you?
愛爾蘭七大奇跡之一! One of the seven wonders of Ireland!
好吧 Okay.
噢 不 Oh, no.
呃 那確實快了一點 Well, that speeded things up a bit.
我恨你 I hate you.
過去的話 我就可以幫你拖點時間 In the old days, I could have held it for you,
可現在"時間就是金錢" but it's all "time is money" nowadays.
現在打起精神吧 來吧 別再擔心了 Come on, now. Come on, and don't be worrying yourself.
我們會送你去要去的地方 We'll get you to where you want to go.
天氣預報說今天晴天 Forecast said sunny.
到了 Tipperary最好的日租房 Here we are. The best little B&B in Tipperary.
進來 進來 Come in. Come in.
看看貓把誰帶來了 Look what the cat dragged in.
噢! 我可憐的傢伙 Oh! My poor dears.
你們很幸運 確實是 You're lucky, so you are.
就在半小時前 兩個背包旅行的在門邊 Just half an hour ago, I had two backpackers at the door
想要這房間 wanting the room.
但他們還沒結婚 But they weren't married.
還直接就承認了 真不害臊 Admitted it right out. No shame.
我就讓他們打包走人了 So I sent them packing.
對就是對 要麼下雨 要麼不下 Right is right, rain or no rain.
嗯 Hmm.
那 你們貴姓 So, it's Mr. and Mrs...
- 姓Brady - 姓O'Callaghan - Brady. - O'Callaghan.
姓Bradycallaghan Bradycallaghan.
其實是O'Bradycallaghan O'Bradycallaghan.
我們剛結婚沒多久 對美國人來說 這姓不太好說 We're not long married, and it's still quite a mouthful for an American.
我來自Dingle地區一個古老的家族 I come from a long, long line of Dingle
O'Bradycallaghan一族 O'Bradycallaghans.
我們祈禱某天 We're praying that one day
我們能有孩子來繼承姓氏 we'll be able to have a son and heir to help keep the name going.
叫我們Anna和Declan Anna, Declan to you.
真好 現在 我帶你們去看看房間吧 Lovely. Now, let's get you to your room.
謝謝 Thank you.
你先請 小花瓣 After you, petal.
謝謝 小陽光 Thank you, sunshine.
要我幫忙拿箱子嗎 小南瓜? Would you like a hand with the bag, pumpkin?
你不會跟我一起在床上睡 O'Bradycallaghan先生 Well, you're not sleeping in that bed with me, Mr. O'Bradycallaghan.
也許是你不會跟我一起在床上睡 Maybe you're not sleeping in the bed with me.
- 真英勇 - 英勇? - Very gallant. - Gallant?
歡迎來到男女平等時代 Welcome to the age of equality.
你們女人要投票權 那就這麼過吧 親愛的 You lot wanted the vote. Live with it, darling.
真舒服 Comfy.
我們來擲硬幣決定 親愛的 We'll flip for it, darling.
好吧 公平 Okay, fair's fair.
正面就你贏 反面就我輸 Heads you win, tails I lose.
正面 Heads.
是正面 Heads it is.
真可惜 你可以 Shame. You can sleep
睡在浴缸裡了 in the bath.
這是淋浴 It's a shower.
你可以在淋浴下睡 You can sleep in the shower.
好吧 Fine.
只要我不用在你身邊睡 Just so long as I don't have to sleep anywhere near you.
# 我洗澡 享受著淋浴 # # I'm washing in the shower #
# 洗去泥汗 愛死這熱水# # Getting mud off Love hot water #
# 擦傷了那裡 擦傷了那裡 # # Got a bruise there Got a bruise there #
等一下 你個騙人的混... Wait a minute. You lying, deceiving son of a...
起來! 起來 起來 Get up! Get up. Get up.
噢啊!怎麼了? Whoa! What?
噢! "正面就你贏 反面就我輸" Oh! "Heads you win, tails I lose."
你終於想起來了 是吧? You finally got that, did you?
不錯 Good for you.
起來了! 起來! 這是我的床 這是對騙子的懲罰 Up! Get up! This is my bed. Liars forfeit.
去洗個澡吧 And take a shower.
你臭死了 You smell.
呣呣 Mmm-mmm.
你能透過簾子看到 You can see right through the curtain.
你能嗎? Can you?
好吧 懲罰騙子 懲罰騙子! Okay, liars forfeit, liars forfeit!
別偷看 No peeking.
請進 Come in.
你好 親愛的 一切都好吧? Hello, dear. Everything all right?
現在 晚餐我們準備了牛肚 自製的 祖傳秘方 Now, for dinner we've got tripe. Homemade. Family recipe.
牛肚 Tripe.
下雨天吃牛胃再好不過了 Nothing like a bit of cow's stomach on a rainy day.
好啊 你聽到了嗎 親愛的? 牛肚! Yum. Did you hear that, darling? Tripe!
對 牛肚 Right, tripe.
我在想 O'Docherty夫人 I was thinking, Mrs. O'Docherty,
我們沒提前預約 您就讓我們住進來 為了表示感謝 to thank you for taking us in on such short notice,
為什麼不讓我來做飯呢? why don't you let me cook?
不 親愛的 不行 No, darling, I couldn't.
噢 可以的 他是個主廚 他很棒的 Oh, you could. He's a chef. He's very good.
是真的! It's true!
真的? 那太好了 Really? Well, that's gas.
我們還有兩個義大利人住在這 沒問題吧? We've got two Italians staying, as well. Would that be okay?
完全沒問題! No problem at all!
太感謝了 Thanks a million.
提議不錯 Good call.
你現在到底在幹什麼呢? What the hell are you doing now?
配料需要三個中等大小的胡蘿蔔 This recipe says three medium carrots,
我只是覺得這個有點大了 不能算中等的 and I just think this one is a little large to be classified as medium.
而你看看其他兩個 And if you look at these two,
它們剛好就是中等大小的 而這個有點... they're clearly medium, while this one is slightly...
看著 Watch.
三個中等大小的胡蘿蔔 Three medium-sized carrots.
我覺得想要嚴格一點沒什麼錯 You know, I don't think there's anything wrong with wanting to be precise.
好吧 Okay.
呃 那你一定非常 Well, then you must be very,
非常嚴格 very precise.
我有個提議 Here's an idea.
別再對已知世界中的一切妄圖加以控制了 Why don't you stop trying to control everything in the known universe?
這是晚餐 有點信心吧 It's dinner. Have a little faith.
問題會解決的 It'll all work out.
以前聽過這話 Heard that one before.
呃 也許你應該聽聽 Well, maybe you should have listened.
真的? 你這麼想? Really? You think?
問題會解決的 我父親是"問題會解決的"之王 It'll all work out. My dad was the king of "it'll all work out".
話說在巴哈馬群島 移動視頻店裡 Time shares in the Bahamas, mobile video stores,
不管接下來是什麼 whatever the next big nothing was,
我們的錢立馬就花光了 all our money went right after it.
但是別擔心 問題會解決的 But don't worry. It'll all work out.
逼著我放學後做兩份兼職 Cut to me working two part-time jobs after school
然後我們的房子在平安夜被收回了 吼吼吼 and us getting our house repossessed on Christmas Eve. Ho, ho, ho.
所以 如果我不聽 你能原諒吧 So you will forgive me if I don't listen.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
不 我很抱歉 No, I'm sorry.
父親本該是你可以依靠的物件 對吧? A father's someone you should be able to rely on, you know?
不管怎樣 晚餐 Anyway, dinner.
我們有捲心菜 韭菜 We have got cabbages, a leek,
三個中等大小的胡蘿蔔 three medium carrots.
你不是素食主義者吧 對嗎? You're not one of those vegetarians, are you?
不是 No.
很好 Good.
Declan得一分 雞得零分 Declan one, chicken nil.
真好 Sweet.
酒悶仔雞? Coq au vin?
怎麼了? What?
真敗給她了 Give me strength.
別告訴我你之前沒燉過雞 Don't start telling me that you've never had chicken stew before.
我當然燉過 Of course I have.
我想知道 你以為雞是從哪來的 I'm wondering where it is that you think chickens come from.
冷凍區 The freezer section.
我知道 我知道 我... I know, I know. I...
你讓我吃了一驚 You just surprised me.
你一直讓我吃驚 You keep doing that.
給我胡蘿蔔 Give me the carrots.
是 胡蘿蔔 Yes, carrots.
抱歉 Sorry.
我們要把溫度再升高一點 We build up the temperature a little bit.
你不用把它們剁碎 很難拿住 You don't need to chop them. It's hard to hold.
聞著真香 That smells amazing.
好孩子 還有... Good girl. And...
這就是你所說的"展現" 是嗎? So this is what you call staging, is it?
算是吧 Sort of.
不算太差 Not too shabby.
- 這兒? - 好的 - Here? - Yeah.
太完美了 Impeccable.
雞太美味了 The chicken was wonderful.
真的嗎? 雞我經常做的不好 Wasn't it? And I'm usually awful at chicken.
Jeremy總說我弄得太幹了 Jeremy always says I make it too dry.
誰是Jeremy? Jeremy?
噢! Oh!
Jeremy 我們的... Jeremy. Our...
我們的鄰居 Our next door neighbor.
偶爾來蹭飯 Who sometimes comes by for dinner.
對吧 Declan? Right, Declan?
嗯 對 對 是個可愛的老頭 Mmm. Yeah, yeah. He's a lovely old soul.
對 Yeah.
有點認知障礙 A little bit learning difficulties, you know.
見人就說他是心臟病學家 很搞笑 Tells everyone he's a cardiologist. It's a scream.
但他是個快樂的傢伙 But he's a happy chap, you know.
他有點那個了 保佑他 為了她 He's got a little thing, bless him, for her.
老古董 Frank? Antique, Frank?
老古董 對 就像我一樣 Antique, yeah. Like me.
它們是結婚禮 Wedding present, they were.
才44年 你個老討厭鬼! It's only 44 years, you cheeky rascal!
看到了吧? 這就是婚姻可以持續44年的原因 See? That's what it takes to be married for 44 years.
接吻 The kiss.
每次都像初吻 也像最後一次接吻 Always kiss like it's the first time and the last time.
壯觀 Grand.
那來吧 孩子 Well, come on then, son.
給我們這些老傢伙表演一下該怎麼做 Show us old ones how it's done.
什麼? Sorry?
我已經吻了我老婆 Well, I've kissed my wife.
當然 Stefano也吻了他老婆 Stefano has certainly kissed his wife.
不 我們就不用了 我們之前接過吻了 No, we're fine. We did it earlier, kiss.
接過了 完成了 Done and dusted.
有點騎士精神啊 小夥子 你知道我在說什麼? A bit of chivalry, man. You know what I'm saying?
噢! 太完美了 Oh! That's perfect.
如果那也算吻 我真吃驚 你還跟著他過 If that was a kiss, I'm surprised you're still wed to him at all.
不 不 他們害羞而已 No, no, they're shy, that's all.
是的 很害羞 Yes. Really shy.
這兒都是朋友! You're among friends!
你們年輕 結婚了 還深愛彼此! You're young, married, in love!
大家都看得出來 Anyone can see that.
該死 小夥子 Damn it, man.
快吻這女孩! Kiss the girl!
- 好傢伙 - 就是這樣的 - Bravo! - There you go.
這才算是吻! Now that's a kiss!
太濕了 It's quite wet.
仁慈一點吧 好嗎? Show a little mercy, would you?
好吧 All right.
但是一打鼾 你就得回到浴室去 But one snore and you're back in the shower.
好 Great.
誰能想到要花兩天才能到都柏林? Who'd have thought it'd take two days to get to Dublin?
順便說一下 過夜要加錢 I have to charge you an overnighter, by the way.
真是驚喜 Surprise.
- 100歐元 - 50 - €100. - Fifty.
那就75吧 一共是675歐元 Seventy-five it is. Running total €675.
好吧 如果你只在乎錢 那就675吧 Fine. If it's all about money for you, then 675 it is.
晚安 Good night.
晚安 Night.
很抱歉 我還沒到 I'm so sorry I'm not there yet.
你肯定想不到我經歷了什麼 You can't imagine what I've been through.
比在巴巴多斯島弄丟了我們的行李還糟糕? Worse than when they lost our luggage in Barbados?
十倍那麼糟糕 Like that times 10.
我只是... 我只是迫不及待地想見你 I just... I just can't wait to see you.
好吧 這件事可能會讓你高興一點 Well, maybe this will cheer you up.
剛剛委員會的人來電話說 我們得到了那個公寓! I just heard from the board, and we got the apartment!
- 什麼? - 對 - What? - Yeah.
我剛掛了Edith的電話 它是我們的了 I just got off the phone with Edith. It's ours.
啊! Jeremy! Ah! Jeremy!
我現在正需要聽到這條消息來鼓鼓勁 That is exactly what I needed to hear this morning.
一切都順利解決了 我好激動啊 Everything is working out for us. I felt so excited.
你來後 我們一定要好好慶祝下 We'll have to celebrate in person when you get here.
會的 We sure will.
我有要緊的事 先掛了 想你 Hurry up already. I miss you.
我也想你 I miss you, too.
早上好 Morning.
嗯 Yeah.
喔 這個是給我的嗎? Oh, is this for me?
嗯 Yeah.
早上好 小情侶! Morning, lovebirds!
睡得好嗎? Sleep well, did you?
很好 謝謝 Yes, thank you.
那麼 今天有什麼安排呢? So, what's on the agenda today, then?
嗯 帶我去都柏林 Mmm. Off to Dublin for me.
哦 今天不能去 Well, you can't do that now.
為什麼不能? Why not?
今天是周日 This is Sunday.
不要在周日或者滿月的時候出門 Never start a journey on a Sunday, or a full moon.
哦 我不相信那些迷信的東西 Oh, well, I don't believe in that superstition stuff.
那麼火車時間表呢? 你相信它們嗎? How are you on train timetables? Do you believe in them?
周日 Sunday.
沒火車 No trains.
- 沒火車? - 沒有 - No trains? - No.
哦! 天呐 Oh! For God's sake.
我得在29號到都柏林 就是明天 I have to be in Dublin by the 29th. That's tomorrow.
親愛的 去那是為了什麼來著? Why is that again, darling?
嗯 好吧 Fine. Okay.
Frank 你有車吧? Frank, you have a car, don't you?
- 哦 有 - 那好 - Oh, yes. - Yes.
好 我想... Okay. I could...
如果你願意開車送我去都柏林 I would be willing to pay you a substantial amount of money
我就付你一大筆錢 if you would maybe drive me.
不行 No.
哦! 小姑娘 不是錢的問題 是Eileen Oh! It's not the money, girl. It's Eileen.
她把車開走了 去了Mass She's got it. Gone to Mass.
去做每週一次的採購 Then the weekly shop, you know.
嗯 好吧 她回來的時候 你... Okay, well, then when she's back, you...
她應該很晚才會回來 She won't be back till all hours.
為什麼? Why?
因為到都柏林的路不太好走 It's a fair old jaunt to Dublin.
你說她在哪? Where is she?
都伯林 Dublin.
好耶! Bingo!
又怎麼了? What?
公車站該往那邊走 Bus station's that way.
怎麼了? What?
別煩我 Knock it off.
是冰雹 It's hailstones.
你是認真的嗎? Are you serious?
- 喔! - 快跑! - Ow! - Run!
這邊 預言又在你身上奏效了 Come on. It's fecking Murphy's Law with you.
快跑! Come on!
Louis交給我 別擔心 I got Louis. Don't worry.
喔! Ow!
小心刺團! Those sting!
高爾夫球那麼大! The size of golf balls!
我的老天! Jesus Christ!
我是說主啊 Is Lord.
你們有啥正當的理由說明這個男人和這個女人 Have you any just cause or impediment why this man and this woman
不能結為神聖的夫妻? should not be joined together in holy matrimony?
不 沒有 神父 你繼續 No, no, Father. You carry on.
我確定他們知道自己在做什麼 I'm sure that they know what they're doing.
很好 如果是那樣的話 歡迎你們 為什麼不坐下來呢? Good. In that case, you're very welcome. Why don't you sit down?
得了吧 要去都柏林 我們該趁機溜走 Come on. Dublin. We should be making tracks.
不 神父說婚宴結束的時候 No. The priest is gonna give us a ride
載我們去公車站 to the bus station when it's over.
我們可以自己走! We can walk!
我不想穿這雙鞋再走4個小時了 I'm not walking another four hours in these shoes.
另外 看看這一切有多麼的美麗 Besides, look how beautiful it all is.
我有點討厭婚禮 I kind of hate weddings.
為什麼? 因為人們相愛? 讓你不愉快了? Why? Because people are in love? That's so offensive to you?
嗯 Yeah.
那個 You know,
你可以有任何想法和糟糕的態度 you have all of these random opinions and a bad attitude.
你知道什麼? 你明顯沒結婚 What do you know? You're clearly not married,
也明顯沒訂過婚 and you have obviously never been engaged.
實際上 我有 Actually, I have.
一次 Once.
我不想打擾大家 I don't want to interrupt a good party,
但是我想對我丈夫說謝謝 but I want to say thank you to my husband.
我想說 希望你永遠不會偷竊 撒謊 或者欺騙 I want to say, may you never steal, lie or cheat.
但是 如果一定要偷竊 But if you must steal,
請偷走我的悲傷 then steal away my sorrows.
如果一定要撒謊(lie還有"躺"之義) And if you must lie,
請在我此生每個晚上都與我同眠 lie with me all the nights of my life.
如果一定要欺騙 請欺騙死亡 And if you must cheat, then please cheat death,
因為我不能一天沒有你 because I couldn't live a day without you.
乾杯! Cheers!
你還好嗎? Are you all right?
很好 只是有點熱 Grand. You know, it's just hot in there.
你想和我說說你的事情嗎? Do you want to talk about it?
聽著 Listen,
Bob啊 Bob.
你現在不在美國了 You're not in America now.
你在愛爾蘭 所以 去喝酒吧 You're in Ireland. So, have a drink.
閉上嘴 Shut up.
我想幫你 I was just trying to help.
- 幫? - 嗯 - Help? - Yeah.
真滑稽 That's hilarious.
一個不顧一切的女人 心裡想得都是怎麼去都柏林 The woman who's so desperate, she's diddly-eying her way to Dublin,
因為一個滑稽的傳統 making the most important decision of her life
做出了人生最重要的決定 based on some ridiculous tradition,
坦白地說 那個傳說就是句屁話 which, frankly, is a load of old poo.
那麼 謝謝你 但是那個需要幫助的人不是我 好嗎? So, thank you, but it's not I who needs the help, okay?
那不是句屁話 It is not a load of poo.
是浪漫 It's romantic.
是真正的 真正的浪漫 It's really, really romantic.
我不擅長參加婚禮 I'm not good at weddings.
總比喝兩杯馬提尼酒好 They're better with a couple martinis.
好啦 謝謝大家! Okay, thank you very much!
請邀請我們的伴娘 We're going to do a special request now for the bridesmaids.
想去嗎? Want a go?
不 不 我不想... 不想跳大河舞(愛爾蘭踢踏舞) No. No, I don't... I don't Riverdance.
女人 你從來都沒有放縱過自己嗎? Do you never let your hair down, woman?
是 Yes.
這個不成問題 我去 In my way, I do.
很好 Good.
這個曲子很簡單 很容易就學會了 跟著他們跳就好 Now, this is an easy one. You'll pick it up. Just follow them.
我們要像那樣圈個圈 We're going in a circle going that way.
不 不 放我下來! No, no, put me down!
真的很抱歉 I'm really sorry.
我不是故意的 I was spinning.
沒關係 至少不是我丈夫幹的 Forget about it. At least it wasn't my husband.
嗯 是 至少不是他 Yeah. Right. At least it wasn't him.
我... I'm...
我想 我不適合參加婚禮 I thought I was bad at weddings.
你不是該帶我去都柏林嗎? Aren't you supposed to be taking me to Dublin?
好 告訴我什麼時候去 像往常一樣 為您效勞 Well, just tell me when. As ever, your servant awaits.
Declan 你知道嗎? You know what, Declan?
你知道你是什麼? Do you know what you are?
嗯... 嗯 Mmm... hmm.
你是個野獸 You're a beast.
你真的 You're a real
是個野獸 beast.
嗯 Hmm.
我受不了你了 And I cannot stand you.
- 真的嗎? - 嗯... 嗯 - Really? - Mmm... hmm.
但是 你知道嗎? But you know what?
我喜歡上你了 I'm onto you.
真的嗎? Is that right?
你所有的獸性像... All your beastishness is like...
一種行為 It's an act.
是很大的 巨大的 龐大的面紗 It's a great, big, massive cover-up.
你咆哮 你尖叫 但是你... And you growl and you snap, but you are in...
你很痛苦 you're in pain.
你有... And you've got a...
你的獸爪上有鋒利的爪牙 you've got a big thorn in your beasty paw.
像獅子 Like a lion.
一個可愛的 可愛的獅子 A lovely, lovely lion.
- 很棒 - 對不起 - Great. - I'm sorry.
真浪漫 That's romantic.
來 站起來 站起來! Up you come. Up!
上帝啊 你真是個傻瓜 God, you're a lump.
我的手提箱! My suitcase!
別擔心Louis 我會帶著他的 Don't worry about Louis. I'll get him.
開什麼玩笑 You're joking me.
好極了 Perfect.
你可以從我的帳單裡扣掉咖啡的錢 You can deduct the coffee from my bill.
扣掉 別忘了加上買新鞋的錢 Deduct away. Don't forget to add on for a new pair of shoes,
嘔吐 Pukey.
拿去洗吧 洗洗就乾淨了 Put them in the wash, they'll be grand.
你誤掉公車了 You missed your bus.
二十分鐘後還有一輛 There's another one in 20 minutes.
哦 天呐 我還和你一起去嗎? Oh, God. Am I still coming with you?
我付了錢 讓你帶我去都柏林 I am paying you to take me to Dublin
你就得帶我去都柏林 and you're taking me to Dublin.
好的 謝謝 That's fine. Thank you.
他出去了 He's out.
我給前臺留了言 I left a message with the front desk.
那麼 都柏林 So, Dublin.
到地方了 Right on time.
我想 我該付你錢了 So I suppose I should pay you.
我也覺得你該付錢了 I suppose you should.
酒店裡有自動取款機 There'll be an ATM at the hotel.
好吧 我又要做搬運工嗎? Right, so I'll be portering again, will I?
你不想就算了 Not if you don't want to.
我可沒說 I didn't say that.
我們打輛車 We can get a cab.
女人 你自己長腿了 是吧? You've got legs, haven't you, woman?
這是別人告訴我擁有最好的特徵 My best feature, so I'm told.
誰告訴你的? Who told you that?
真是個漂亮的城市 It's a beautiful city.
我還沒遇上個要暗算我的陰險人 And I haven't seen one backstabbing snake.
沒錯 但還是有很多投機者和騙子 你得留意 Yeah, well, it's the chancers and cheats that you have to watch out for.
她在這裡 不是嗎? She's here, isn't she?
在都柏林 是你所謂投機者和騙子中的一個 In Dublin. One of the chancers and cheats.
照片上的金髮美女 The blonde in the photo.
帶走她的男人是誰? Who was the guy?
哦! Oh!
就是照片上那個男的... So him and her...
對 Right.
對不起 Sorry.
我 Kaleigh和 Ryan一起經營Caragh We were all running the Caragh together, me, Kaleigh, Ryan.
我們白手起家建了那個酒館 So we bought the pub and built it up from nothing.
我們經營得很不錯 我們的生意非常紅火 We really got it going. I mean, we were flying.
我以為 我和Kaleigh互相喜歡 And I thought that me and Kaleigh were mad for each other.
但顯然不是這樣 Apparently not.
如果我有60秒可以逃離火場 我要拿的東西就是 So that thing I'd grab if I had 60 seconds,
我媽媽的克拉達戒指 it's my mother's Claddagh ring.
就是那個 兩隻手的造型環抱戴有皇冠的愛心(寓意讓愛情和友誼主宰一切) You know, the ones with the two hands holding the crowned heart.
嗯... 嗯 Mmm... hmm.
嗯 戒指還在她那 Well, she's got it.
好吧 你現在在這裡 你應該找到她 拿回戒指 Well, you're here now. You should find her and get it back.
我不知道 I don't know.
那是你媽媽的戒指 It's your mother's ring.
我怎麼覺得那像是你的戒指 Anyway, I thought it was your ring
我們擔心它做什麼 we were meant to be worrying about.
傻女人 Diddly-eye.
哦 是啊 我有什麼好擔心的 Oh, yeah. Right.
嗯 我很高興 你終於肯說出來了 Well, I'm glad to see you're finally on board.
我可不是要和你談心 我只是個幫忙提行李的老男人 It has nothing to do with me. I'm just the old bag carrier around here.
我幹嘛要理你的感受? Why should I care?
你真的不理會我的想法? So you don't?
會有影響嗎? Would it make a difference?
走吧 Come on.
那麼 So.
- 給 - 不 不用了 - Here. - Nah, it's okay.
Declan 拿著吧 我們談好了的 拿著? Declan, take it. We had a deal. Please?
知道嗎 你不如還我那個一元硬幣 我們就到此為止了好嗎? Tell you what. Why don't you just give me that one bob and we'll call it a day?
哪個一元硬幣? Which one bob?
我們為了爭床拋的那個 The one we flipped for the bed.
好吧 Yeah.
騙子 Liar.
- 好吧 祝你好運 - 嗯 - Well, best of luck. - Yeah.
再見了 Louis So long, Louis.
Anna啊 Anna.
嗯? Yes?
Anna啊! Anna! Anna! Anna!
嗨! 終於見面了 天呐 Hi! Finally. God.
我急得都要去找個直升機搜救隊去找你了 I thought I was gonna have to call a helicopter rescue team to come get you.
- 你去哪了? 嗨 - 嘿 - Where have you been? Hi. - Hey.
- 說來話長 - 對不起 - Long story. - Sorry.
見到你真太好了 It's good to see you.
- 你還好嗎? 好嗎? - 嗯 還好 - You okay? Yeah? - Mmm. Yeah.
嗨 Hi.
不好意思 你是? I'm sorry, do I know you?
哦! Oh!
Jeremy 他是Declan Declan和我開車... Jeremy, this is Declan. Declan and I drove...
是他把我從Dingle帶到Dublin的 He helped me get from Dingle to Dublin.
哦! 好吧 嗯 那 我不嫉妒這種幫助 Oh! Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, well, I don't envy that job.
這個女人可不擅長冒險 This lady is not big on adventure.
的確 No.
很高興認識你 兄弟 Nice to meet you, bro.
- 很高興認識你 - 嗯 好的 - Nice to meet you. - Yeah. Yeah.
那她照顧好你了嗎? So did she take care of you?
你給他小費沒? Did you tip him?
哦! Oh!
她付我錢了 She paid me.
很好 那謝謝你把她安全送到這裡 Great. Well, thanks for getting her home safe.
哦 老天 我想死你了! 想死你了! 想死你了! Oh, God, I missed you! I missed you! I missed you! I missed you!
我也很想你 I missed you, too.
不 我是非常想你 No, I really missed you.
我確實很想你 而且... I did. And...
我仔細考慮過了 and it got me thinking.
我們為什麼不結婚呢? Why aren't we married?
你願意嫁給我嗎? Will you marry me?
你當真嗎? Are you serious?
我當真嗎? 當然了 喂 我現在單膝跪地了 我... Am I serious? Yeah. Well, I'm down on my knee. I...
我買了這個 I got this.
別有壓力 但是一切都被錄下來了 No pressure, but it's all on camera.
親愛的 親愛的 Sweetheart. Sweetheart.
親愛的? Sweetie?
我... 你是不是該給我個答案? I... were you supposed to give me an answer?
當然 我願意 Yes. Of course.
- 是嗎? - 是的 - Yeah? - Yes.
好的 來戴上試試 Okay. Let's try this on.
啊! 正合適! Ah! It fits!
房間裡已經準備好香檳了 I have champagne waiting in the room,
- 那我們上去吧 - 太好了 - so we should go on up. - Great.
謝謝你 Thank you.
我從沒想過我會在Dublin見到你 I never thought I'd see you in Dublin.
Declan啊 Declan.
Kaleigh啊 Kaleigh.
給你 你們的兩杯 馬上就來了 There you go. And there's pints. They're on the way.
謝謝你們! 你們挽救了這個酒吧 Thank you! You are saving the pub.
你們拯救了這個地方 稍後就去感謝你 You're keeping the pans in the kitchen. I will kiss you later.
恭喜! 嗨! Congratulations! Hi!
讓我看看戒指! Let me see it!
哇 Wow.
嗯 Mmm.
Dekko啊 Dekko.
Tom 給你 Tom. There you are.
你錢不夠 You're short.
但缺得不多 But not by much.
不好意思 開始吧 小夥子們! Sorry. Come on, lads!
哦 天哪 看看這個房子! Oh, my God, look at this place!
- 你喜歡嗎? - 我喜歡嗎? - Do you like it? - Do I like it?
我想把你扔出去 搶過這房子來 I want to throw you out of your own window and take it.
請等等 Hold on a minute there.
你們也來幫他還點錢吧 You can show us the color of your wallet for a change.
了結了 That's all.
店裡請大家喝酒! Drinks on the house!
我覺得你們兩個幸福地在一起 I feel like your whole happy ending
會對我們的友情帶來極大的考驗 is gonna be a real test for our friendship.
我覺得她有這套房子 I'm pretty sure she would have been happy
就已經很開心了 你不需要求婚 with just this apartment. I don't think you needed to propose.
哦! 這可是個一攬子買賣 Oh! It was kind of a package deal.
真的嗎? 什麼 買一套房子 還要附帶著買戒指? Really? What, buy an apartment, they throw in a ring?
順需要顛倒一下 More like the other way around.
什麼意思? What do you mean?
好吧 起因是委員會裡的Edith Well, I think it was Edith, from the board.
她打電話到Dublin 詢問我們的婚姻狀況 She called me in Dublin, probing about our marital status.
你敢相信嗎? 沒說什麼特別的 只是很感興趣 你懂吧? Can you believe that? Nothing specific, just interested, you know?
說了些關於那邊的居民 談到這類婚姻問題 Like the residents, they're kind of old-fashioned
他們的想法都很守舊 等等 when it comes to issues like this. Blah, blah, blah.
我聽出了她的暗示 結婚了 你就可以入住 沒結婚 就不能 I got the message. Married, you're in. Unmarried, you're not.
所以我就說我們馬上就要訂婚了 So I just said we were hours away from getting engaged.
我說完 就有種感覺 I just said it and it came out.
我都不知道是為什麼 And I don't know where it came from,
但我幾乎想像得到他們已經在為我們準備房門鑰匙了 but I could almost hear them cutting our keys.
所以我放下電話就想 "好吧 So I put down the phone and thought, "Well,
為什麼不結婚呢 是吧?" why the hell not, you know?"
- 真的嗎? - 當然 我是說 - Really? - Sure. I mean,
我們早就該走到這一步了 對嗎? we'd have gotten around to it eventually, right?
- 嗯 當然 - 嗯 - Right. Of course. - Yeah.
嗯 Yeah.
哦 Libby 來看看這邊的視野 Oh, Libby, I want to show you this view.
- 對 - 好的 - Yeah. - Yeah.
- 很漂亮的 - 好吧 - It's gorgeous. - Okay.
是火警在響嗎? 真的嗎? Is that the fire alarm? Really?
好吧 大家 我們到樓下去繼續派對吧 Okay, everybody, I guess we'd better take this party downstairs.
電話 The phones.
這個的遙控器在哪? Where is the remote for this thing?
沒有遙控器這些東西都沒法用 Anna! These things are useless without the remote. Anna!
你拿好重要的東西了嗎? Do you have everything you need?
能不能四處看看有沒有貴重物品? Can you just look around for valuables?
看看筆記型電腦 相機什麼的 For laptops, cameras, whatever.
我想相機... 嗯 攝像機在這 I think the cameras... Okay, here's the video camera.
我還沒把求婚的錄影傳到Facebook上呢 I still haven't put the proposal up on Facebook,
那我得拿著這個 so let me get that.
哦 親愛的 你能不能拿著... Oh, sweetie, can you get the...
Anna呢? Anna?
Anna你在哪? Anna?
要一碗蔬菜湯 兩個乳蛋餅 We have one minestrone soup, two quiche,
一塊牛肉餡餅 一塊雞肉餡餅 一份蔬菜沙拉 快 快 快 one pie beef, one pie chicken, one green salad. Go, go, go.
- Dekko? - 怎麼了? - Dekko? - Uh... huh?
有位顧客說雞肉做得太幹了 A customer said the chicken's dry.
什麼太什麼了? The what's what?
雞肉 太幹了 The chicken. It's dry.
這是餡餅啊 It's a pie.
做得正好吃 It's delicious.
Alex 你先來管這 別做壞了 Alex, you're in charge. Don't blow anything up.
好吧 你們這些不識貨的人中哪一位我嫌做的雞肉幹? All right, which one of you bollockses thinks my chicken's dry?
你嗎? You?
是我 Me.
你到這兒來幹嗎? What the hell are you doing here?
你就對我好一會兒行嗎? Could you maybe be nice for just a second?
我坐飛機飛3000英里才到這裡 I did fly 3,000 miles to get here.
Jeremy和你一起來的? Is Jeremy with you?
什麼? 沒! 沒有 What? No! No.
Jeremy和我... 分手了 Jeremy and I... It didn't work out.
很抱歉 Sorry.
嗯 Well,
當我還剩60秒去思索該拿什麼的時候 我發覺 when my 60 seconds came around, I realized
我擁有了所有想要的東西 I had everything I ever wanted
可是卻沒有我真正需要的 but nothing I really needed.
我覺得我真正需要的東西在這裡 And I think that what I need is here.
我不遠萬里來到這裡 就是想看看你是不是和我想的一樣 And I came all this way to see if maybe you might think so, too.
如果你也這麼想... And if you do...
嗯 之前我沒有做過計畫 這對我來說是第一次 Well, I don't really have any plans past that, which is new for me.
所以 So,
Declan O'Callaghan先生 Declan O'Callaghan,
或許我該知道你的教名 and I should probably learn your middle name,
這是我的求婚 here is my proposal.
我希望我們不用有什麼計畫 I propose we not make plans.
我希望我們給這次感情一個機會 I propose we give this thing a chance
順其自然 and let it work out how it works out.
你說怎麼樣? So what do you say?
你想和我一起順其自然地繼續下去嗎? Do you want to not make plans with me?
我猜那是愛爾蘭人拒絕別人的方式 I guess that's an Irish "no".
O'Bradycallaghan夫人 Mrs. O'Bradycallaghan.
你到底要去哪兒啊? Where the hell are you going?
你拒絕我了 You said no.
我沒拒絕你 I didn't say no.
我什麼也沒說啊 I didn't say anything.
你走掉了 You walked away.
我是去拿東西了 I was getting something.
真的嗎? 那是該拿東西的時候嗎? Really? That was a good time to go get something?
嗯 其實 是的 Well, yeah, it was, actually.
我去拿了這個 I was getting this.
你個大笨蛋 You big idiot.
如果不是為了給你 我不會拿著這個戒指 I wouldn't be holding this ring if it weren't for you.
我回絕你的求婚 I reject your proposal.
我不想沒有計劃地和你在一起 I don't want to not make plans with you.
我想和你一起計畫未來 I want to make plans with you.
你想? You do?
嗯 我想 Yeah. I do.
你願意嫁給我嗎? Will you marry me?
我這一輩子都沒想過我會看見你單膝下跪的樣子 In all my life, I never thought I'd see you down on one knee.
嗯 這地下有點潮濕 所以... Yeah, it's getting a bit damp down here, so...
你的回答是什麼 波士頓來的Anna? What's it to be, Anna from Boston?
我願意 Yes.
是的 我願意 Yes, I will.
終於放心了 有那麼一會兒 I'm so relieved. For a minute there,
我覺得我今晚都沒地方住了 I thought I wasn't gonna have a place to stay tonight.
什麼? What?
你覺得你會和我住一起嗎? You think you're staying with me?
你可能要花錢了 This might cost you.
我出錢就是了 Put it on my bill.
快看看! Would you look at that!
正好是星期天 在星期天訂婚會帶來好運 On a Sunday, no less. It's good luck to get engaged on a Sunday.
結束一段旅程 也會帶來好運 And end a journey.
同意 挖口井也會有好運 Aye, and dig a well.
白癡! 他們看起來像是要挖井嗎? Idiot! Do they look like they're digging a well?
你知道我什麼意思 You know what I'm talking about.
我從來就不明白你什麼意思 I never know what you're talking about.
你確定她還能跑嗎? Are you sure she's gonna make it?
記著 她是個經典 Remember, she's a classic.
即使有個瘋女人企圖把她推下小路去 And she's good as new,
她還是和新車一樣好開 even after some crazy woman tried to push her off the road.
我沒想把她推下路去! I didn't try to push her off the road!
我當時在清理鞋上的牛糞 I was scraping cow poo off my shoe
還不是因為有些沒風度的男人不願意幫我趕走牛群 'cause some rude man wouldn't help me with the cows.
那只是因為有些人太固執 太心急了 Only because someone was being pigheaded and couldn't wait.
閉嘴 Shut up.
好吧 There you are.
好了 Right.
去哪兒? Where to?
開就行了 Just drive.
好吧 Bob You got it, Bob.
等等 Louis在哪? Wait a minute. Where's Louis?
Louis? 他很好 把他捆車頂上了 Louis? He's fine. Strapped him to the roof.
你把他捆車頂上了? 會弄髒的 You strapped him to the roof? He'll get filthy up there.
別擔心 Don't worry.
之後我們會把他洗乾淨 他就又漂亮了 We'll throw him in the wash. He'll be grand.