好啦好啦 淡定点 现在要上演3p版drop the mic All right, all right. hold on to your pants. it's time for a three-way drop the mic!
给大家介绍这位一点也不卡壳的押韵杀手——James Corden Introducing the rhyme killer, with no filler —— James Corden!
好啦好啦 All right, all right.
他没有飞天辫，但他有嗨翻的酒吧 ——戴兰兰！！！！ He's no bob plait but he has fly bars. Dave franco!
(Cheers and applause) 好啦，妹子们别激动 All right. all right.
第三个登场的是 Number three,
不可抵挡的,淡定无比的,卡抽抽抽抽抽 —— the unstoppable, not flappable Cara Delevingne
(Cheers and applause) 老规矩，James，做为主持人 Well, James, as host and as always,
你第一个上 you go first.
好 All right
你俩确定准备好了吗？ You sure you both ready for this?
祝你好运 Good luck.
打娘胎来就准备好了，baby Born ready,baby.
这将会是一场大屠杀 This is about to be a bloobath.
证明下咯 Prove it.
行 All right,
给我打个节奏 give me a beat.
戴兰兰，你该谢谢你的经纪人给接这个活 Dave Franco, thank you your agent for getting you this bit.
我们都知道你不够有名 We can all agree you're not famous enough for it
别担心，你还年轻，会被发现的。不过我很确定我们其实想请的是你哥哥（腐兰兰） Don't worry, there's still time. You'll be discovered but I'm pretty sure we actually meant to book your brother.
这是《纸镇》的主演卡拉 迪瓦伊，我希望有人放火把那电影烧了 And it's Cara Delevingne, from Paper Towns. I wish someone had dropped a match and burned that movie down.
你非常适合出演“自杀”小队。实话说，当我看你试着去表演时，我真的想去自杀了 You're perfect for Suicide Squad. I'm being heartfelt because when I see you try to act, it makes me want to kill myself.
你想去自杀? 你最好保证你说的是实话。 You'll kill yourself, you promise, is that a fact?
我的演技已经无庸置疑 I've never heard a better reason for me to act.
我现在搞明白了，关于我的头条：卡拉迪瓦伊——拯救晚间档的女人 I can see it now, the headlines about me. Cara Delevingne, the woman who saved late night TV.
戴兰兰，哦对了，你原来也在啊。我在美国好像从来没注意到你 Dave ranco,oh yeah,you're here too. I like America. I've never noticed you.
我以前从没看过你电影，以后也不会 I haven't seen your movies and I definiely won't.
现在你看见我了？不过不好意思，我没看见你。 Now you see me? No sorry, I don't.
OK 卡拉迪瓦伊，泰勒斯威夫特的一部分背景。我要说一些坏血，你会觉得我很刻薄 Ok, ok, Cara Delevingne, part of taylor swift's scene. Well here's some bad blood if you think I'm being mean,
你要是觉得你现在要演电影？先把你的英式口音掩盖的比你的眉毛还厚吧 coz you think you're an actor in movies right now, trying to hide an accent, thicker than your eyebrow.
James 你节目每周1:30结束 还能跟那些主人都睡了着的宠物们打打招呼 James,your show ends at 1:30 every week so hello to the pets whose owners fell asleep.
为了出风头的英国杂务工又唱又跳的 British hack who has to sing and dance to break into the scene.
你不是个才子，更像个胖版的憨豆先生 You're a less talenter, much fatter Mr.bean
你要怎么转圈圈 你转不了圈圈 Man, how you get around, you can't get around.
你太胖了 Too much of you.
我其实挺喜欢憨豆先生的，所以... I actually like Mr.bean. So...
但你没有那眉毛 but you don’t have the eyebrows.
行吧 All right,
戴兰兰你哥很酷，不过你，你是个呆子 Dave, your brother's cool, while you, you're a nerd.
他是标签中的标签 而你是唐尼沃尔伯格（兄弟很出名，但自己不是很有名） He's marky mark. You're Donnie Wahlberg,
别以为你有能力把我比下去 don't ever think you have the skills to take me.
你唯一进入过的有趣的东西是alison brie The only funny thing you've been in is Alison brie.
我最爱的迪瓦伊，当属你姐姐Poppy My favorite Delevingne . I pick your sister poppy
因为她是我最爱的麻豆 你只是个复制品 coz she's my favorite model and you are just a copy.
你和dave有一点是相同的 Hey you and Dave have one thing in common,
你们现在有名了只是因为你们哥哥姐姐棒 you're only famous now coz your older sibling's awesome.
我以前都没注意到 It's funny, I didn't even, I didn't even see it.
但现在一切都说得通了 But it makes sense now.
你说得没错，没错，没错 It's true, it's ture, it's true.
得有人支持我下 说真的 等下会有点过分 Someone holds me back. I mean seriously, it's going too much.
你东拼西凑式的卡拉ok热门曲目完全不行啊 连Stevie Wonder这个盲人能看得出你很烂 Your carpool karaoke is purely lacks. Stevie Wonder is blind and even he can see you suck.
你得努力赢过reggie watts啊 为啥呢 那一定很好玩 You get to work reggie watts. Why? That must be fun
非常遗憾reggie得和一个看起来很像大拇指的人工作 Too bad, Reggie has to work with a man who looks like a thumb.
轮到戴兰兰了，你就像血一样比水黏稠 ，连架都打不赢 Over to dave. you're just like blood,you're thicker than water and you destroyed scrums.
你俩都比我矮 You're both shorter than me and
我想你们会发现我上过的辣妹比你俩加起来都多 I think that you'll find I've hooked up with hotter girls than both of you combined.
都是大实话 All true statements.
好了该我了 All right,here we go
在你的迷妹们在推特上骂我混蛋前 我会好好说让那些真的演员来演戏 Before all your fans tweet that I'm a jerk. I'll be nice and just say let the real actors work.
你现在是很有名 但热度的下降会像地狱一样 You're famous right now but the comedown will be hellish.
你没有一个家喻户晓的名字因为没人＊＊＊会拼 You're not a household name because no one can(*) spell it
现在来回复那边的傻逼 and now to respond to the dweeb across the pond.
一个穿着像可悲地浮肿了的007的西装男 In a suit looking like a sad bloated James Bond
在这里打败我？那是遥不可及滴，你得从第一夫人米歇尔奥巴马的演讲里偷台词 Beating me in battle, that's a reach, you'd have to steal lines from Michelle Obama's speech.
好了好了停 竞争很激烈阿 Well well well well well, that was, that wad rough.
好那现在，到了选出赢家的时候 Well,now it;s time to find out who your winner is
是James Corden？ Is it James Corden?
还是Dave Franco Is it Dave Franco?
还是cara delevingne Or is it cara delevingne?
赢家——卡抽抽抽抽抽抽抽 Winner, Cara Delevingne! Drop the mic! Mic's dropped
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen, Cara Delevingne and Dave Franco. Come on back ,everybody