1 00:01:22,100 --> 00:01:23,860 所以 我知道你们在想什么 So... I know what you're thinking. 2 00:01:24,020 --> 00:01:26,200 为什么这个巨帅的刺猬 Why is that incredibly handsome hedgehog 3 00:01:26,300 --> 00:01:29,560 会被一个南北战争时期来的疯狂胡子男追 being chased by a mad man with a mustache from the civil war? 4 00:01:30,050 --> 00:01:33,550 老实说 感觉就像我一生都在奔跑 Gotta be honest, it feels like I've been running my whole life. 5 00:01:33,850 --> 00:01:36,230 信息量太大了吗 我说得太快了吗 Is this too much? Am I going too fast? 6 00:01:36,390 --> 00:01:39,430 这像是我做的 这样吧 我们往回倒 It's kinda what I do. You know what? Let's back up. 7 00:01:47,300 --> 00:01:49,880 这座岛是我的家乡 This is the island where I am from. 8 00:01:50,770 --> 00:01:54,530 岛上什么都有 沙滩 瀑布 It had everything: sandy beaches, cascading waterfalls, 9 00:01:54,750 --> 00:01:56,640 每个人都能玩的大回环 public access to loop-de-loops. 10 00:01:56,830 --> 00:01:58,630 我从来不需要坐校车 And I never had to catch a school bus 11 00:01:58,790 --> 00:02:01,160 因为我能在两秒内 because I can run across the entire island 12 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:02,650 跑遍整个岛 in less than two seconds. 13 00:02:02,830 --> 00:02:04,610 而且也没有学校 Also, there was no school. 14 00:02:04,770 --> 00:02:07,240 我知道 这是个很不错的岛 对吧 I know, pretty sweet island, right? 15 00:02:08,210 --> 00:02:10,930 我生来就具有超能力 I was born with extraordinary powers, 16 00:02:10,930 --> 00:02:12,590 他们让我隐藏这些能力 and was told to keep them in secret. 17 00:02:12,740 --> 00:02:15,840 和其他孩子一样 我做了完全相反的事 And like any kid, I did the exact opposite. 18 00:02:17,990 --> 00:02:20,570 这是长爪鸟 她照顾我 That's Longclaw, she took care of me. 19 00:02:20,650 --> 00:02:23,050 欧比王·肯诺比《星球大战》中卢克的导师和安纳金的师傅 她基本上就是欧比王·肯诺比 She was basically Obi-Wan Kenobi, 20 00:02:23,050 --> 00:02:25,270 如果欧比王·肯诺比长鸟嘴并吃老鼠的话 if Obi-Wan Kenobi had a beak and ate mice. 欧比王·肯诺比《星球大战》中卢克的导师和安纳金的师傅 21 00:02:25,470 --> 00:02:27,660 索尼克 有人可能会看到你 Sonic, someone could've seen you! 22 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,630 没人看见我 我跑得太快了 No one saw me. I am too fast! 23 00:02:30,850 --> 00:02:33,170 我想把这个送给你 And, I wanted to bring you this. 24 00:02:36,580 --> 00:02:38,110 趴下 Get down! 25 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:43,070 事实证明 超能力 Turns out with great power 26 00:02:43,070 --> 00:02:45,190 总会招来渴望得到超能力的坏蛋 comes great power-hungry bad guys. 27 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:47,710 而我把他们引来了 And I let them right to us. 28 00:03:01,930 --> 00:03:03,890 仔细听我说 索尼克 Listen carefully, Sonic. 29 00:03:04,470 --> 00:03:07,460 你有一种我从未见过的能力 You have a power unlike anything I've ever seen. 30 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:10,150 这意味着总有人想得到它 And that means someone will always want it. 31 00:03:10,310 --> 00:03:14,350 唯一保持安全的办法就是躲起来 The only way to stay safe is to stay hidden. 32 00:03:17,250 --> 00:03:20,240 这个星球在宇宙的最远处 This world is on the farthest side of the universe. 33 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:21,340 你在那里会安全的 You should be safe there. 34 00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:24,160 -你不走我也不走 -你必须走 - I don't wanna go without you! - You must! 35 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:27,380 这些戒指将是你最重要的财产 These rings will be your most important possession. 36 00:03:30,940 --> 00:03:33,440 如果你被发现了 就用一个 If you ever discovered, use one. 37 00:03:33,820 --> 00:03:36,500 永远不要停止奔跑 Never stop running. 38 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:37,480 现在 快走 Now go! 39 00:03:41,710 --> 00:03:43,680 长爪鸟 Longclaw! 40 00:03:44,430 --> 00:03:46,830 -再见 索尼克 -不要 - Goodbye, Sonic. - No! 41 00:03:48,490 --> 00:03:50,210 不要 No! 42 00:03:58,730 --> 00:04:02,100 刺猬索尼克 刺猬索尼克 43 00:04:05,410 --> 00:04:06,660 蒙大拿州 青山镇 44 00:04:06,660 --> 00:04:08,790 十年后 蒙大拿州 青山镇 45 00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:12,330 青山镇警察局 46 00:04:16,230 --> 00:04:18,250 拜托 一辆车都没有吗 Come on, one car? 47 00:04:28,460 --> 00:04:29,620 好无聊 I'm bored. 48 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:31,430 汤姆 能听到我说话吗 你在吗 Tom, do you read me? Are you there? 49 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:35,110 不 韦德 我在巴巴多斯的一艘游艇上 No, Wade, I'm actually on a yacht in Barbados 50 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:37,180 和蕾哈娜在一起 with Rihanna. 51 00:04:37,310 --> 00:04:40,400 天啊 太了厉害了 请发照片 OMG. That's amazing, please send pics. 52 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:42,530 不 韦德 我在测速区 No, Wade, I'm at the speed trap. 53 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:44,860 已经在那里了吗 你怎么回来得这么快 Already? How did you get back so fast? 54 00:04:44,860 --> 00:04:46,190 巴巴多斯在海上 Barbados is in the ocean. 55 00:04:46,330 --> 00:04:48,480 稍等 我想我发现了什么 Hang on, I think I got something. 56 00:04:54,850 --> 00:04:57,600 伙计 这么着急干嘛 Hey, buddy, where's the fire? 57 00:04:57,930 --> 00:05:00,090 这附近住着孩子 We've got kids living around here. 58 00:05:01,150 --> 00:05:03,500 这挺有趣的 抱歉 It was kinda funny, sorry. 59 00:05:09,380 --> 00:05:11,000 什么 What? 60 00:05:49,990 --> 00:05:51,890 汤姆 我们需要你到中央大街来 Tom, we need you down on Main Street. 61 00:05:51,890 --> 00:05:52,510 这里有帮派火拼 There's been a violent gang shoot-out. 62 00:05:52,510 --> 00:05:54,040 欢迎来到青山镇 小镇欢迎 四方来客 人口 1981人 海拔3445英尺 这里有帮派火拼 There's been a violent gang shoot-out. 63 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:54,470 欢迎来到青山镇 小镇欢迎 四方来客 人口 1981人 海拔3445英尺 64 00:05:55,820 --> 00:05:58,230 开玩笑的 有只狗偷了个面包圈 Just kidding, a dog stole a bagel. 65 00:05:58,340 --> 00:06:00,410 但他们确实需要支援 But they do need it back. 66 00:06:11,850 --> 00:06:14,300 伙计 你刚才差点被撞死 Buddy, you almost got yourself killed out there. 67 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:16,430 你是谁 某些玩的就是心跳党吗 What are you, some kind of an adrenaline junkie? 68 00:06:16,550 --> 00:06:18,650 一直这么慢肯定很难过吧 Must be rough being slow all the time. 69 00:06:18,700 --> 00:06:22,330 知道吗 今天是你的幸运日 I'll tell you what, today is your lucky day. 70 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:28,830 你以前感到过如此有活力吗 Have you ever felt so alive? 71 00:06:30,010 --> 00:06:32,400 真棒 你做得太好了 This is great, you're doing amazing. 72 00:06:32,850 --> 00:06:34,260 天啊 Oh, jeez! 73 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:37,090 挽救成功 Good recovery! 74 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:41,790 保守这个小秘密 好吗 Let's keep this our little secret, okay? 75 00:06:41,940 --> 00:06:45,000 你从没见过我 我从没来过这里 You never saw me. I was never here. 76 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:01,300 所以 你之前在期待些什么 So, what were you expecting? 77 00:07:01,460 --> 00:07:03,250 一只肮脏的小刺猬吃着浆果 A dirty little hedgehog eating berries, 78 00:07:03,250 --> 00:07:05,020 挣扎着活下去吗 and struggling to survive? 79 00:07:05,230 --> 00:07:06,050 再想想 Think again, 80 00:07:06,050 --> 00:07:09,690 因为我在地球上过着最好的生活 because I am living my best life on Earth. 81 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:11,450 我有座图书馆 I've got a library. 82 00:07:13,150 --> 00:07:14,620 一个家庭健身房 A home gym. 83 00:07:14,770 --> 00:07:17,200 还有最先进的安保系统 And a state of the art security system. 84 00:07:24,150 --> 00:07:26,440 下个出口 山顶路 85 00:07:29,820 --> 00:07:31,590 不会吧 Oh, no! 86 00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:34,700 如果我被发现了 我会按长爪鸟告诉我的 And if I ever discovered, I'll follow Longclaw's instructions, 87 00:07:34,700 --> 00:07:35,160 安全的世界 如果我被发现了 我会按长爪鸟告诉我的 And if I ever discovered, I'll follow Longclaw's instructions, 88 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:35,310 安全的世界 89 00:07:35,310 --> 00:07:37,870 用我的戒指逃去一个新的星球 and use my rings to escape to a new planet. 安全的世界 90 00:07:37,870 --> 00:07:38,360 安全的世界 91 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:39,830 一个只有蘑菇的 美丽安全的小星球 A nice, safe little world filled only with mushrooms. 安全的世界 92 00:07:39,830 --> 00:07:41,910 一个只有蘑菇的 美丽安全的小星球 A nice, safe little world filled only with mushrooms. 93 00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:46,590 令人恶心的 臭臭的蘑菇 Gross, smelly mushrooms... 94 00:07:47,740 --> 00:07:49,330 我讨厌蘑菇 I hate mushrooms. 95 00:07:50,690 --> 00:07:52,600 但不要担心这些 But let's not worry about all of that. 96 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:55,310 这里是青山镇 This is Green Hills. 97 00:07:55,500 --> 00:07:57,720 地球上最棒的地方 The greatest place on Earth. 98 00:07:58,790 --> 00:08:01,480 这些是我的朋友 在那里 我觉得 These are my people, and there, I say, 99 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:03,620 我是他们可爱的太空生物 I am their lovable space creature. 100 00:08:03,770 --> 00:08:06,230 所以如果他们不知道我的存在会怎样 So what if they don't know I exist? 101 00:08:07,450 --> 00:08:10,540 我最喜欢的人是甜甜圈殿下 My favorite person is the Donut Lord. 102 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:13,480 他保护这个镇 Protector of this town, 103 00:08:13,860 --> 00:08:17,020 是所有大小生物的保护者 and defender of all creatures, big and small. 104 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:19,780 早上好 唐纳德 黛西 达菲. Morning, Donald, Daisy, Daffy. 105 00:08:20,970 --> 00:08:23,410 甜甜圈殿下和椒盐卷饼夫人住在一起 Donut Lord lives with Pretzel Lady. 106 00:08:24,190 --> 00:08:25,920 她对动物超级友善 She is super nice to animals, 107 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:28,630 奇怪的是她天生特别柔软 and strangely was born without bones. 108 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:34,490 镇上有个人实际上已经发现了我 There is one person in town who's actually onto me. 109 00:08:34,690 --> 00:08:36,710 他称我为蓝恶魔 He calls me The Blue Devil. 110 00:08:36,900 --> 00:08:38,640 我昨晚差点就抓住他了 I almost caught him last night. 111 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:40,320 和疯狂的卡尔打个招呼 Say hello to Crazy Carl. 112 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,180 我们在一起很开心 We have fun together. 113 00:08:47,510 --> 00:08:49,840 我知道你在那里 I know you're out there! 114 00:08:50,050 --> 00:08:52,640 我知道你是真实的 And I know you're real! 115 00:08:53,140 --> 00:08:55,010 不 我不是 No, I'm not. 116 00:08:55,690 --> 00:08:57,940 电影之夜是我的最爱 Movie night is my favorite. 117 00:08:58,080 --> 00:08:59,710 拜托 拜托了 Please, please... 118 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:00,100 生死时速 119 00:09:00,100 --> 00:09:00,950 太好了 基努 你就是国宝 Yes! Keanu, you are a national treasure. 生死时速 120 00:09:00,950 --> 00:09:03,200 太好了 基努 你就是国宝 Yes! Keanu, you are a national treasure. 121 00:09:03,340 --> 00:09:05,720 -一旦我找到你 -快问快答 - When I find you... - Pop quiz, hot-shot. 122 00:09:05,890 --> 00:09:07,400 公交车上有枚炸弹 There's a bomb on the bus. 123 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:10,780 "快问快答" 真是经典台词 "Pop quiz, hot-shot." The classic line. 124 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:13,760 基本上 我们就像是一家人 Basically, we're like a family, 125 00:09:14,010 --> 00:09:15,860 尽管我们从未见过面 even though we haven't met yet. 126 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:16,130 你不觉得长期一个人 You don't think your prolonged isolation 127 00:09:16,130 --> 00:09:18,140 治疗中 请勿打扰 精神科医生 A. 伯德特医生 你不觉得长期一个人 You don't think your prolonged isolation 128 00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:18,340 你不觉得长期一个人 You don't think your prolonged isolation 129 00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:20,820 可能会让你变的有点神经吗 is making you a bit crazy perhaps? 130 00:09:20,990 --> 00:09:23,640 发疯 我吗 不可能 医生 Crazy? Me? No way, Doc. 131 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:25,430 你误会我了 You got me all wrong. 132 00:09:25,650 --> 00:09:28,550 尽管你有这些所谓的朋友 And despite all these so called friends of yours, 133 00:09:28,670 --> 00:09:31,750 但在内心深处你还是非常孤独 对吗 deep down you are still rather lonely? 134 00:09:37,420 --> 00:09:40,730 也许你害怕自己会永远一个人 Perhaps afraid you'll be alone forever? 135 00:09:56,300 --> 00:09:58,380 不 别吃垃圾 Hey! No, no... 136 00:09:59,050 --> 00:10:02,710 快走 快点 快 走开 Get out of there! Come on! Oh, come on! Get out of there! 137 00:10:03,130 --> 00:10:05,510 走开 你们这些浣熊 Get out of there, you trash pandas! 138 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:09,760 玛蒂 作为青山镇最受尊敬的兽医 Maddie, as Green Hills most respected veterinary, 139 00:10:09,930 --> 00:10:12,710 请问消灭浣熊最快的方法是什么 what is the fastest way to exterminate a racoon? 140 00:10:13,100 --> 00:10:15,690 你好 奥兹 看见我你很开心吗 Hi, Ozzy. Hello. You're glad to see me? 141 00:10:15,790 --> 00:10:17,390 你不吃垃圾 对吧 You don't eat garbage, do you? 142 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:19,290 这是什么 What's that? 143 00:10:19,650 --> 00:10:20,410 是我认为的那个东西吗 Is that what I think it is? 144 00:10:20,410 --> 00:10:22,450 对 拆开吧 Ah ha. Open it. 145 00:10:23,550 --> 00:10:23,830 -有点薄 不太好吗 -打开 - It's kinda small, is that bad? - Just... open it. 146 00:10:23,830 --> 00:10:25,080 托马斯·瓦查斯基 普利茅斯路55号 青山镇 蒙大拿州 94183 -有点薄 不太好吗 -打开 - It's kinda small, is that bad? - Just... open it. 147 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:27,020 -有点薄 不太好吗 -打开 - It's kinda small, is that bad? - Just... open it. 148 00:10:32,830 --> 00:10:34,920 亲爱的托马斯 我们已经审查过 Dear Thomas, we have reviewed your application 149 00:10:35,030 --> 00:10:36,730 你向旧金山警察局递交的申请 to the San Francisco Police Department, 150 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:39,460 目前正等待部门间审查和背景调查 and pending inter departmental review and background check. 151 00:10:39,560 --> 00:10:40,840 我们很高兴地通知你 And we are happy to inform you 152 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,510 你被选中加入我们的警队 that you have been selected to join our team. 153 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:45,750 -天啊 -天啊 - Oh my God! - Wow! Oh my God! 154 00:10:48,620 --> 00:10:49,140 旧金山糟透了 San Francisco sucks? 155 00:10:49,140 --> 00:10:50,320 忘了那些蠢货吧 旧金山糟透了 旧金山糟透了 San Francisco sucks? 156 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:50,640 忘了那些蠢货吧 旧金山糟透了 157 00:10:52,590 --> 00:10:54,110 拿错了 Wrong one. 158 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:57,780 恭喜 我从没怀疑过你的能力 159 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:00,850 -你从没怀疑过我的能力吗 -没有 - You never had a doubt, huh? - No! 160 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:06,920 -我真不敢相信 -我知道 你做到了 - I can't believe this! - I know. You did it! 161 00:11:08,650 --> 00:11:10,280 这是什么 What are those? 162 00:11:11,310 --> 00:11:13,700 住乐 美国免费房地产查询网 我在住乐上找到的正在出租的公寓 Apartments for rent I found on Zillow. 163 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:16,550 我觉得我和奥兹明天就能坐飞机过去 I though Ozzy and I can fly there tomorrow, 164 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:19,020 到附近看看 and check out some neighborhoods. 165 00:11:19,620 --> 00:11:21,780 这一切发生得太快了 I mean, this is all happening so fast. 166 00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:25,050 天啊 这是最疯狂的事 Man, it's the craziest thing, 167 00:11:25,050 --> 00:11:27,790 你申请了这份工作 然后被录用了 you apply for the job, you get the job. 168 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:29,020 还要等背景审查 Well, pending a background check. 169 00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:31,310 天啊 希望他们没发现 Oh, man, hope they don't find out about 170 00:11:31,310 --> 00:11:33,850 你当时用的是邻居的WiFi that time you used the neighbor's WiFi. 171 00:11:34,020 --> 00:11:36,490 更正一下 我现在还在用邻居的WiFi Correction, I'm still using the neighbor's WiFi. 172 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:38,180 但是 玛蒂 But, Maddie... 173 00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:40,180 你确定你愿意这样做吗 Are you sure you're okay with this? 174 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:41,920 托马斯 米歇尔 瓦查斯基 Thomas Michael Wachowski, 175 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:44,560 我在兽医学校读书期间你做过什么 what did you do the entire time I was in a veterinary school? 176 00:11:44,690 --> 00:11:46,680 我打了第二份工来付房租 I worked the second job to pay the rent, and... 177 00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:48,690 打了第三份工来付我的学费 A third job to pay tuition. 178 00:11:48,850 --> 00:11:52,890 你曾为我牺牲 现在我很高兴为你牺牲 You sacrificed for me, I'm happy to sacrifice for you. 179 00:11:53,820 --> 00:11:56,730 亲爱的 你确定你愿意这样做吗 Babe, are you sure you're okay with this? 180 00:11:57,510 --> 00:11:58,880 瓦查斯基家族的成员 I mean, there's been a Wachowski 181 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:01,760 保护这个小镇已经有五十年多了 protecting this town for more than 50 years. 182 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:04,760 这是个巨大的改变 This is a big change. 183 00:12:05,270 --> 00:12:06,890 我愿意 I'm positive. 184 00:12:07,820 --> 00:12:10,230 到了我离开这里证明自己的时候了 It's time for this guy to get out there and prove himself. 185 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:12,220 我爱青山镇 但是 I love Green Hills, but... 186 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:14,660 我希望帮助那些真正有困难人 You know, I wanna help people in real trouble. 187 00:12:15,020 --> 00:12:17,780 我希望有人在生死关头向我求助 I want someone to turn to me in a life-or-death situation, 188 00:12:17,940 --> 00:12:19,500 而我会尽力帮他们 and I'll be there for them. 189 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:24,270 -我明白了 我以你为荣 -谢谢 - I get it. I'm so proud of you. - Thank you. 190 00:12:25,950 --> 00:12:27,240 怀着沉重的心情 And so it is with a heavy heart, 191 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:29,330 我向你们宣布 我已接受了 that I tell you all that I've accepted a position 192 00:12:29,330 --> 00:12:33,110 旧金山警察局的工作 立即生效 at the San Francisco Police Department, effective immediately. 193 00:12:33,340 --> 00:12:36,600 离开我的家乡和我所有的朋友会很艰难 It's gonna be tough to leave my hometown, and all my friendships. 194 00:12:37,150 --> 00:12:39,950 但我觉得有些事我必须去做 But this is something I feel like I need to do, 195 00:12:40,940 --> 00:12:45,270 作为警官和男人 我需要成长 to grow, as both an officer, and a man. 196 00:12:48,690 --> 00:12:50,590 你觉得怎么样 彩针巡佐 What do you think, Sergeant Sprinkles? 197 00:12:51,420 --> 00:12:53,120 说得不赖 对吧 That wasn't so bad, right? 198 00:12:54,530 --> 00:12:56,260 我现在要做的就是 Now all I gotta do is... 199 00:12:57,050 --> 00:12:58,870 告诉除甜甜圈以外的所有人 tell everyone who isn't a donut. 200 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,410 是季后赛 Whoa, the play-offs. 201 00:13:06,950 --> 00:13:08,240 得分 主场 客场 安打/失误 出局 好球 坏球 202 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,850 真酷 So cool. 203 00:13:54,110 --> 00:13:55,520 第九局下半场 平分 Bottom of the ninth, tie score. 204 00:13:55,670 --> 00:13:57,650 接下来的比赛中 And exactly who you want at the plate 205 00:13:57,650 --> 00:13:59,280 你希望跑垒员是谁 是索尼克 with the game on the line, Sonic. 206 00:13:59,420 --> 00:14:01,350 但在投手区盯着他的 But staring him down from the pitcher's mound 207 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:05,770 是青山镇最可怕的左撇子 也是索尼克 is the most fearsome southpaw in Green Hills, also Sonic. 208 00:14:06,010 --> 00:14:07,300 好了 集中注意力 索尼克 Okay, focus, Sonic. 209 00:14:07,450 --> 00:14:08,260 如果赢了这场比赛 If you win this game 210 00:14:08,260 --> 00:14:11,040 你就是青山镇最受欢迎的孩子 you'll be the most beloved kid in Green Hills. 211 00:14:14,900 --> 00:14:16,640 把球打到左边的那个家伙那里 Hit it to the guy in left, 212 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:18,580 他真的很蠢 he's a real space case. 213 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:23,450 我真受不了那个家伙 I can't with that guy. 214 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:24,980 击球手索尼克 击球手索尼克 Hey, batter Sonic, hey, batter Sonic, 215 00:14:24,980 --> 00:14:27,750 专注的击球手索尼克 is so in batter Sonic. 216 00:14:35,150 --> 00:14:36,630 我来接 我来接 I got it, I got it... 217 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,310 我没接到 I don't got it. 218 00:14:47,940 --> 00:14:49,950 回本垒 回本垒 Go home! Go home! 219 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:51,970 来吧 Come on! 220 00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:58,390 安全上垒 Safe! 221 00:15:00,370 --> 00:15:02,850 太好了 我做到了 Yes! Yes! I did it! 222 00:15:02,990 --> 00:15:05,700 你看到了吗 我做到了 做到了 Did you see that? I did it! I did it. 223 00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:20,920 我真的只是一个人 I really am alone. 224 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:24,080 永远只有我自己 All alone. Forever. 225 00:15:58,320 --> 00:15:59,370 我敢肯定 没人注意到 I'm sure no one noticed 226 00:15:59,370 --> 00:16:01,380 那个蓝色的大爆炸 对吧 that giant blue explosion, right? 227 00:16:10,050 --> 00:16:11,380 Wade 228 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:12,760 喂 韦德 Hey, Wade. 229 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:14,890 你好 汤姆 我是韦德 Hi, Tom. Wade here. 230 00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:17,170 发生什么事了 What is going on? 231 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,700 -天啊 我想停电了 -对 蠢货 - Oh Gosh, I think the power is out. - Yap, dur. 232 00:16:19,830 --> 00:16:22,350 灯全熄了 全镇人都吓坏了 The lights are out. The whole town is freaking out. 233 00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:24,440 -我该怎么办 -好吧 放松 - What should I do? - Okay. Relax. 234 00:16:24,570 --> 00:16:26,410 深呼吸 给吉尔打电话 Take a deep breath, call Gil, 235 00:16:26,530 --> 00:16:28,860 看看他们是否能找到下游线路 然后 see if they can locate the down line, then... 236 00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,360 给齐姆打电话 看他能否把他的发电机 call Zim, and see if he can get his generator over 237 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:33,740 送去超级线索咖啡 这样食物就能保持新鲜 to the Super Cue, so the food stays fresh. 238 00:16:33,740 --> 00:16:37,530 先打给齐姆 再给吉尔打吗 Call Zim before Gil? 239 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:39,580 -打给吉尔 喂 -等会回给你 - Call Gil... Hello? I'll call you back. 240 00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:41,950 等等 别挂 就这么挂掉了吗 Wait. Wait! Hello? Was that the end of the instructions? 241 00:16:44,010 --> 00:16:46,670 行 好的 你能做到的 Okay. All right. You can do this. 242 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:50,730 他说首先要干什么来着 What was the first thing he said to do? 243 00:16:52,310 --> 00:16:54,370 好吧 放松 Right. Relax. 244 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:17,030 二十分钟前 一次能量震荡 Twenty minutes ago an energy surge 245 00:17:17,030 --> 00:17:19,990 让整个太平洋西北地区全面停电 knocked our power across the entire Pacific Northwest. 246 00:17:19,990 --> 00:17:20,300 对此我们了解些什么 What do we know? 247 00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:22,860 我们的第一反应是 这是电磁脉冲炸弹 Our first instinct was it was an EMP. 248 00:17:23,630 --> 00:17:26,360 但电磁脉冲没有那么大的能量 But electromagnetic pulses don't have that kind of power. 249 00:17:26,550 --> 00:17:27,670 美国宇航局已排除 NASA has ruled out 250 00:17:27,670 --> 00:17:29,000 流星撞击或太阳耀斑的可能性 meteor strikes or solar flares. 251 00:17:29,130 --> 00:17:32,070 能源部说不是电厂故障 The Department of Energy says it's not a power plant malfunction. 252 00:17:32,170 --> 00:17:35,000 听上去我们很擅长弄明白它不是什么 Sounds like we're really good at figuring out what it wasn't. 253 00:17:35,130 --> 00:17:37,220 这可能是更大规模攻击的前奏 This could be a prelude to a larger attack. 254 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:39,300 我建议抽调第五团和第六团 I'm suggesting we scramble the fifth and sixth regiment. 255 00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:40,580 不不不 No, no... 256 00:17:40,740 --> 00:17:43,020 这需要一个更复杂的头脑 This needs a much more sophisticated mind. 257 00:17:43,260 --> 00:17:44,920 一个懂技术的人 Someone who understands technology. 258 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:46,140 你想派一个科学家 You wanna send in a lab rat? 259 00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:47,760 不是随便一个科学家 Not just any lab rat. 260 00:17:47,930 --> 00:17:49,090 一个真正厉害的科学家 A lab rat with teeth. 261 00:17:49,190 --> 00:17:51,610 你说的不会是我想的那个人吧 You're not suggesting who I think you're suggesting. 262 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,630 -我知道他有些奇怪 -奇怪 - I know he's a little weird... - Weird? 263 00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:56,210 -不 不可能 -他是个变态 - No, no. No way! - He's a psychological tire fire. 264 00:17:56,340 --> 00:17:59,650 但他相当聪明 5个博士学位 智商超高 But he's also brilliant. Five PhDs. IQ off the charts. 265 00:17:59,810 --> 00:18:02,430 他的无人机技术是革命性的 And his drone tech is revolutionary. 266 00:18:02,590 --> 00:18:04,450 你确定他可以处理吗 You're sure he can handle this? 267 00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:06,310 他有完美的实操经历 He has a perfect operations record. 268 00:18:06,610 --> 00:18:08,520 -还记得巴基斯坦的政变吗 -不记得 - Remember the coup in Pakistan? - No. 269 00:18:08,650 --> 00:18:10,030 或者阿塞拜疆斯坦的起义 Or the uprising in Azerbaijanistan? 270 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:11,380 那根本就不是个国家 It's not even a country. 271 00:18:11,510 --> 00:18:14,500 没错 为此你应该感谢罗伯特尼克 Exactly. And you can thank Robotnik for that. 272 00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:17,900 不敢相信你竟然让那个怪人参与进来 I can't believe you're bringing that freak into this. 273 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:20,540 我也不敢相信 但是 Neither can I, but... 274 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:22,480 我们别无选择 We have no choice. 275 00:18:30,530 --> 00:18:32,090 伙子们 快过来 Guys, coming up! 276 00:18:33,550 --> 00:18:35,050 好的 长官 Yes, Major. 277 00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:49,330 这是 What a... 278 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:12,160 是你负责这里吗 Are you in charge here? 279 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:14,700 -是的 -不 错了 - Yes, I am. - No. Wrong! 280 00:19:14,860 --> 00:19:16,140 -名字 -我负责 - Name... - I'm in charge! 281 00:19:16,290 --> 00:19:17,640 -我 -是少校 - Me! - Is Major... 282 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,770 -本 -我负责 - Ben... - I'm in charge. 283 00:19:20,870 --> 00:19:22,980 你之前没见过这种东西吧 You've never seen anything like this before? 284 00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:24,740 它告诉我 It says I'm a top banana 285 00:19:24,740 --> 00:19:27,560 我是一群饥饿猴子中的香蕉 in a world full of hungry little monkeys. 286 00:19:27,690 --> 00:19:29,410 请允许我说明一下 Allow me to clarify. 287 00:19:29,990 --> 00:19:31,810 在一个按重要性等级排列的 In a sequentially ranked hierarchy based on 288 00:19:31,810 --> 00:19:32,920 层次结构中 level of critical importance 289 00:19:33,050 --> 00:19:36,100 我们之间差距太大无法量化 斯通特工 the disparity between us is too vast to quantify. Agent Stone. 290 00:19:36,270 --> 00:19:37,410 博士觉得你是最底层 The Doctor thinks you're basic. 291 00:19:37,990 --> 00:19:39,880 我正在启动一个扫描序列 I'm initiating a sweep sequence. 292 00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:42,610 每个方向十英里应该足够了 Ten miles in every direction should suffice. 293 00:19:43,570 --> 00:19:45,540 -他还在用奇怪的眼神看我吗 -是的 - Is he still looking at me funny? - Yes, he is. 294 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:47,810 让他不要这么看我 否则我去查他的记录 Tell him to stop or I'll pull out his search history. 295 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:48,880 假如你还这么看着他 If you don't stop looking, the Doctor, 296 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,520 他会仔细看看你的 he'll take a closer look... 297 00:19:50,610 --> 00:19:53,740 -我没聋 -告诉他现在他的人都向我报告 - I'm not deaf. - And tell him his men report to me now. 298 00:19:54,550 --> 00:19:57,350 打扰一下 我不知道你是否意识到 Excuse me? Listen, pal, I don't know if you realize... 299 00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:59,160 对不起 少校 你叫什么 I'm sorry, Major, what was your name? 300 00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:02,750 -本宁 -没有人关心 - Benning... - Nobody cares! Nobody cares. 301 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:05,250 听好 没人关心少校 Listen, Major Nobodycares. 302 00:20:05,390 --> 00:20:07,540 你知道为什么没人关心你是谁吗 You know why nobody cares who you are? 303 00:20:07,810 --> 00:20:10,560 因为没人关心你的一点点成就 Because nobody cares about your feeble accomplishments. 304 00:20:10,690 --> 00:20:13,170 没人关心你妈妈因为你读三年级 And nobody cares about how proud your Mommy is 305 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:15,750 有多骄傲 that you're now reading at a third grade level. 306 00:20:16,470 --> 00:20:17,790 你看完《夏洛特的网》了吗 Have you finished 'Charlotte's Web' yet? 307 00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:20,250 剧透警告 她最终死了 Spoiler alert, she dies in the end. 308 00:20:20,590 --> 00:20:23,230 但她留下了一个瘆人的卵囊 But she leaves a big creepy egg sac. 309 00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:26,990 我的宝贝们 Oh, my babies. 310 00:20:27,730 --> 00:20:30,120 看看我的卵囊里出来了什么 Look what came out of my egg sac. 311 00:20:30,310 --> 00:20:32,390 你知道我喜欢机器哪一点吗 You know what I love about machines? 312 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:36,450 它们遵循程序 让它们干什么就干什么 They do what they're told. They follow their programming. 313 00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:38,720 它们不需要休假去喝酒 They don't need time-off to get drunk, 314 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:40,210 或者划船 and put the boat in the water. 315 00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:42,550 我让你做什么你就做什么 And you do what you're told. 316 00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:45,180 站在那边深渊的边缘 Stand over there on the edge of your personal abyss. 317 00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:48,680 看着我的机器做你们工作 And watch my machines do your job. 318 00:20:51,110 --> 00:20:52,110 你感受到了吗 斯通 Can you feel it, Stone? 319 00:20:52,570 --> 00:20:53,900 我感受到了 博士 I can feel it, Doctor. 320 00:20:54,290 --> 00:20:55,890 这是革命 斯通 It's evolution, Stone. 321 00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:59,050 这是革命 It's evolution! 322 00:21:14,550 --> 00:21:15,720 扫描 323 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:18,160 数据异常 324 00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:21,390 初始化 光谱分析 325 00:21:21,390 --> 00:21:21,980 完成 初始化 光谱分析 326 00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:23,230 初始化 矿物成分 327 00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:36,410 -斯通特工 -博士 - Agent Stone? - Doctor. 328 00:21:36,860 --> 00:21:39,070 你在这张图像里有看到任何有用的信息吗 Do you see anything useful in this image? 329 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:42,380 -没有 博士 -你当然看不出来 - Nothing at all, Doctor. - Of course you don't. 330 00:21:42,710 --> 00:21:44,700 你的眼睛没有被美国本土暗影狼 Your eyes weren't expertly trained to spot tracks 331 00:21:44,860 --> 00:21:47,130 专业训练来发现痕迹 by the Native American Shadow Wolves. 332 00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:58,790 太厉害了 That's extraordinary. 333 00:21:58,980 --> 00:22:01,160 不 厉害的是 No, what extraordinary is... 334 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,320 我确定了这个生物准确的身高体重 I determined the exact height, weight, 335 00:22:03,330 --> 00:22:05,000 和脊柱弯曲度 and spinal curvature of this creature. 336 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:08,020 但我的电脑不能在地球上的任何生物中 And my computer can't find a single match for it, anywhere 337 00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,600 找到与之匹配的 in Earth's animal kingdom. 338 00:22:10,900 --> 00:22:13,400 这次断电不是恐怖袭击 This blackout was not a terrorist attack, 339 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,190 那个也不是婴儿大脚怪 and that's no baby Bigfoot. 340 00:22:15,740 --> 00:22:22,240 这个是完全不同的一种东西 This guy is something else entirely. 341 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:25,410 让所有搜寻部队都去寻找脚印 Divert all search units to the site of the footprint. 342 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,440 这是人类的一小步 That's one small step for man, 343 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,930 却是我的一大步 one giant leap for me. 344 00:22:42,260 --> 00:22:44,210 没事 没事 一切都好 Okay, okay. Everything is fine. 345 00:22:44,370 --> 00:22:46,420 你玩了一会儿棒球 有一些沮丧 You played some baseball, got a little upset. 346 00:22:46,570 --> 00:22:49,830 发出了一道闪电 现在他们来找你了 Lightning shut out of your butt, and now they're coming for you. 347 00:22:50,460 --> 00:22:52,520 好吧 好吧 地球不再安全了 All right, all right. Earth isn't safe anymore. 348 00:22:52,650 --> 00:22:55,480 该用方案B了 蘑菇村 我得拿上东西 Time for plan B - Mushroomville. I gotta take my stuff. 349 00:22:55,580 --> 00:22:57,470 只带重要物品 Okay, essential items only. 350 00:22:57,610 --> 00:23:00,370 牙刷 牙膏 发胶 夜灯 滑稽的帽子 Okay, toothbrush, toothpaste, hair gel, night light, funny hat. 351 00:23:00,750 --> 00:23:03,620 吃了一半的哈密瓜 和香味蜡烛 This half-eaten cantaloupe, and my scented candle. 352 00:23:03,970 --> 00:23:05,600 我所有的漫画书收藏 My entire comic book collection. 353 00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:07,540 豆袋椅 豆袋椅能放进背包里吗 Bean bag chair, can a bean bag chair fit in the backpack? 354 00:23:07,540 --> 00:23:10,000 不不 当然不行 太愚蠢了 No, no. Of course not. That's stupid. 355 00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:13,420 还有什么 戒指 戒指 当然 Okay, what else? The rings! The rings, yes, of course! 356 00:23:14,770 --> 00:23:18,120 开始吧 戒指穿越 蘑菇星球我来了 Here we go. Ring time. Mushroom planet, here I come. 357 00:23:18,820 --> 00:23:21,820 不好了 他们就在外面 我得去其他地方 Oh, no! They're right outside, I gotta go somewhere else. 358 00:23:26,620 --> 00:23:28,450 再见 山洞 Goodbye, cave. 359 00:23:32,470 --> 00:23:33,960 -嗨 -嘿 - Hi. - Hey. 360 00:23:34,130 --> 00:23:35,170 你在干什么 What are you doing? 361 00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:38,050 与乔乔和雷切尔一起画画 Just coloring with Jojo and Rachel. 362 00:23:38,410 --> 00:23:40,060 听上去有一点有趣 That sounds half-fun. 363 00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:42,520 这儿有有趣的事情 我们断电了 Hey, exciting stuff here. We had a power outage. 364 00:23:42,670 --> 00:23:44,480 整个城镇都黑了 The whole town went dark. 365 00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:46,770 像是一个信号告诉我要离开道奇 It was like a sign telling me to get outta Dodge. 366 00:23:46,810 --> 00:23:48,780 -韦德肯定疯了 -是啊 - Wade must've lost his mind. - Yeah. 367 00:23:49,020 --> 00:23:50,930 他也没什么别的本事 And he does not have much to lose. 368 00:23:51,170 --> 00:23:53,750 你姐姐怎么样 她有没有劝说你离开我 How's your sister? Does she convince you to leave me yet? 369 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:57,200 没有 但她让我检查你手机上的交友软件 No, but she did tell me to check your phone for dating apps. 370 00:23:57,350 --> 00:23:59,780 我手机上的软件都是自带的 The only apps on my phone are the ones that came with it. 371 00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:00,300 -以及橄榄园 -因为你在那 - And the Olive Garden. - Ah, because when you're there... 372 00:24:00,300 --> 00:24:02,220 一个可以定位寻找餐厅和订餐的软件 -以及橄榄园 -因为你在那 - And the Olive Garden. - Ah, because when you're there... 373 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:04,000 你的家人 You're family. 374 00:24:05,620 --> 00:24:07,320 不是吧 No way! 375 00:24:09,830 --> 00:24:13,070 浣熊又来了 他们会看到惊喜 The racoons are back. And they are in for a surprise. 376 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:15,150 你的惊喜最好不是镇定剂枪 Your surprise better not be my tranquilizer gun. 377 00:24:15,540 --> 00:24:16,580 他们只是饿了 They're just hungry. 378 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:19,310 再说 那是对付熊的 And also, that's for bears. 379 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,240 -很好 我知道它会管用的 -汤姆 - Good, now I know it'll work. - Tom! 380 00:24:22,420 --> 00:24:24,790 开玩笑的 我只是用这个吓它们 I'm kidding, I'm just gonna use it to scare them. 381 00:24:24,910 --> 00:24:27,460 -可能会致死 爱你亲爱的 再见 -汤 - Possibly to death. Love you, honey, bye. - To... 382 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,730 D i v o r c e[离婚] D-i-v-o-r-c-e. 383 00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:37,880 好吧 我进来了 Okay, I'm in. 384 00:24:38,460 --> 00:24:40,680 对甜甜圈殿下的财产造成最小的损失 With minimal damage to Donut Lord's property. 385 00:24:41,820 --> 00:24:42,820 可以开始了 Here we go. 386 00:24:42,870 --> 00:24:44,090 在地球上没有成功 没关系 Didn't work out on Earth, but that's okay. 387 00:24:44,390 --> 00:24:46,190 你会去一个安全的世界 You're going to a safe world. 388 00:24:46,330 --> 00:24:48,180 一个全是蘑菇的安全的世界 A nice safe world full of mushrooms. 389 00:24:48,180 --> 00:24:51,770 蘑菇将是你唯一的朋友 Mushrooms that will be your only friends. 390 00:24:51,860 --> 00:24:53,820 听上去坏极了 我做不到 That sounds awful, I can't do this. 391 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,210 你一定要这么做 没有其他选择了 You have to do it, there's no other option. 392 00:24:58,190 --> 00:24:59,610 好吧 All right. 393 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:04,010 等待背景调查的旧金山警员 举起爪子 SFPD, pending background check. Paws in the air! 394 00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:20,370 旧金山 San Francisco? 395 00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:40,610 仅在紧急时用 396 00:25:42,570 --> 00:25:44,020 不 No. 397 00:25:48,570 --> 00:25:49,780 什么情况 What? 398 00:26:12,550 --> 00:26:14,180 蓝恶魔 The Blue Devil. 399 00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,030 -甜甜圈殿下 -你可以说话 - Donut Lord? - You can talk? 400 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:31,260 你不是 You're not... 401 00:26:31,420 --> 00:26:34,430 -你不是来绑架我的吧 -你绑架了我 - You're not here to abduct me, are you? - You abducted me! 402 00:26:35,700 --> 00:26:37,960 好吧 有道理 你是什么 Okay, it's a fair point. What are you? 403 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:39,890 为什么藏在我的车库里 Why are you hiding out in my garage? 404 00:26:40,030 --> 00:26:41,230 我需要一个安全的地方 I needed somewhere safe, 405 00:26:41,370 --> 00:26:43,910 你是我唯一能够想到的人 甜甜圈殿下 and you are the only person I could think of, Donut Lord. 406 00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:44,920 你为什么叫我甜甜圈殿下 Why do you keep calling me Donut Lord? 407 00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:46,800 因为你和甜甜圈说话 'Cause you talk to donuts, 408 00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:48,840 假如它们不守规矩就把它们吃掉 and then eat them if they get out of the line. 409 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,260 -好吧 有理 -等等 蘑菇都去哪里了 - Again, fair. - Wait... Where are all the mushrooms? 410 00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:54,060 我为什么还在地球上 我 Why am I still on Earth? What did... 411 00:26:54,060 --> 00:26:55,910 糟糕 我戒指丢了 Oh, no, I lost my rings! 412 00:26:56,030 --> 00:26:57,430 什么 What? 413 00:27:02,900 --> 00:27:05,290 发生了什么 是你们的母舰吗 What's happening? Is this your mothership? 414 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:08,930 -我没心情被探测 -你担心了 - I'm not in the mood to get probed. - You think you're worried? 415 00:27:09,050 --> 00:27:10,690 我连裤子都没穿 I'm not even wearing pants. 416 00:27:14,220 --> 00:27:15,570 什么鬼 What the... 417 00:27:16,970 --> 00:27:19,220 -他们来抓我了 -谁来抓你 - They're coming for me! - Who's coming for you? 418 00:27:19,310 --> 00:27:20,770 这跟我有什么关系 What does that have to do with me? 419 00:27:20,770 --> 00:27:21,250 我没时间解释 I don't have time to explain, 420 00:27:21,250 --> 00:27:24,780 -但你必须要帮助我 -我不 为什么 - but you have to help me. - No, I don't. Why? 421 00:27:24,930 --> 00:27:25,670 我的腿 Well, my legs, 422 00:27:25,670 --> 00:27:28,250 通常被归类为致命凶器 which normally would be classified as lethal weapons 423 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:29,570 现在感觉像面条一样软 feel like spaghetti. 424 00:27:29,670 --> 00:27:32,810 我需要你的帮忙 求求你 生死攸关 I need your help, please. It's life or death. 425 00:27:40,210 --> 00:27:42,030 好吧 跟我走 Fine, come with me. 426 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,060 帮一下 Little help? 427 00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:01,100 -待在这 别出声 -好计划 极好的计划 - All right, stay here. And be quiet. - Good plan, great plan. 428 00:28:01,230 --> 00:28:02,990 我们怎么合作的这么好 How are we working so well together? 429 00:28:02,990 --> 00:28:05,100 简直心有灵犀 Practically finishing each other sentences. 430 00:28:06,390 --> 00:28:07,550 好吧 再见 Okay, bye. 431 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,490 你好 Hello there. 432 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:14,740 我能帮你吗 Can I help you? 433 00:28:18,170 --> 00:28:20,250 早上好 乡下的朋友 Good morning, my rural chum. 434 00:28:20,740 --> 00:28:21,870 我 I'm... 435 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:24,620 来自电力公司 调查断电的事情 from the power company, investigating the blackout. 436 00:28:24,780 --> 00:28:25,320 你不介意的话 If you don't mind 437 00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:28,020 我想看看你房子里面的读数 I'd like to take a few readings inside your house? 438 00:28:28,150 --> 00:28:30,080 说实话 你真的是电力公司的吗 No kidding, you're from the power company? 439 00:28:30,220 --> 00:28:31,360 你肯定知道我的朋友斯盆塞 You must know my buddy Spencer. 440 00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:33,160 我们一起玩垒球 We play softball together. 441 00:28:33,300 --> 00:28:35,940 斯盆塞 他人很好 Spence, he's a good man. 442 00:28:37,220 --> 00:28:39,770 -是的 是的 请进 -很好 - Yeah, yeah... come on in! - Great. 443 00:28:39,910 --> 00:28:42,210 去看你想要的读数吧 除了 Take all the readings you need. Except... 444 00:28:43,180 --> 00:28:44,960 难道电力公司一般不都在房子外 Don't the power company usually take their readings 445 00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:46,450 收集读数吗 from outside the house? 446 00:28:46,570 --> 00:28:48,840 那样即使你不在家也可以检查 That way they can check even if you're not home. 447 00:28:49,100 --> 00:28:51,590 并且 我的朋友斯盆塞在煤气公司工作 Also, my buddy Spencer works for the gas company. 448 00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:53,420 他是一个极限飞盘选手 And he's more of an ultimate Frisbee guy. 449 00:28:53,420 --> 00:28:54,660 所以你是否想告诉我为什么 So, you wanna tell me why 450 00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:58,270 你觉得我会傻到让你直接进到我的房子里 you think I'm dumb enough to just let you walk inside my house? 451 00:29:06,210 --> 00:29:08,720 -对不起 您是 -瓦查斯基 - I'm sorry, Mr...? - Wachowski. 452 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:10,420 但大家都叫我汤姆 But everyone calls me Tom. 453 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:12,660 除了我的牙医 他叫我蒂姆 Except my dentist, he calls me Tim. 454 00:29:12,790 --> 00:29:14,200 但他已经叫了这么久了 But it's gone on for so long now 455 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,260 我再纠正他就很会奇怪 that it would be just weird if I corrected him. 456 00:29:16,410 --> 00:29:18,510 好吧 被牙医叫做蒂姆的汤姆 Well, Tom, whose dentist calls him Tim. 457 00:29:18,660 --> 00:29:20,800 你应该注意到了整座城镇 You may have noticed that this entire town 458 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,690 都断电了 has been experiencing a power outage. 459 00:29:22,830 --> 00:29:24,660 是的 没有电 注意到了 Yup, no lights, picked up on that. 460 00:29:24,710 --> 00:29:26,730 20分钟前我检测到了一个能量脉冲 Twenty minutes ago I tracked an energy pulse 461 00:29:26,860 --> 00:29:27,710 与造成破坏的那个 with the similar signature 462 00:29:27,710 --> 00:29:30,010 具有相似的特性 to the one that caused that disruption. 463 00:29:44,690 --> 00:29:46,450 听着 你是 Listen, Mr...? 464 00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:49,160 博士 罗伯特尼克博士 Doctor. Doctor Robotnik. 465 00:29:49,340 --> 00:29:51,200 但我的牙医叫我罗伯 But my dentist calls me Rob. 466 00:29:52,490 --> 00:29:55,580 听着 罗博茨基博士 Look, Doctor Robotskiz... 467 00:29:56,100 --> 00:29:58,150 我知道你是为了很重要的事情来的 I'm sure what you're here for is very serious, 468 00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:01,090 但这对我不管用 你可以问镇上的任何人 but it's got nothing to do with me, you can ask anyone in town. 469 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:02,890 -每个人都认识我 -我相信 - Everyone knows me. - I bet they do. 470 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:05,450 我相信你在这个漂亮的加油站休息站 I'm sure you're hella popular with the Gibs and Merles 471 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:08,780 很受吉布斯 梅尔斯和比利 鲍勃们的欢迎 and Billy Bobs in this glorified gas station rest stop. 472 00:30:09,100 --> 00:30:10,500 这可以追溯到斗牛 Which goes way back to the days of 473 00:30:10,500 --> 00:30:13,160 和用陶罐演奏的时代 tipping cows and playing on a jug band. 474 00:30:16,070 --> 00:30:18,850 也许某一天你会实现你的目标 And maybe some day you'll have achieved your goal 475 00:30:19,010 --> 00:30:21,770 得到好市多的会员卡 或领养一只贵宾狗 of getting a Costco card, or adopting a Labradoodle. 476 00:30:21,930 --> 00:30:23,450 但现实是 But the reality is, 477 00:30:23,450 --> 00:30:27,200 在我学步之前就已经超越了 I surpassed everything you're ever going to do 478 00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:30,980 你所能做的一切 before I was a toddler. 479 00:30:31,130 --> 00:30:32,280 在我能造出婴儿食品的时候 I was spitting out formulas 480 00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:34,700 你还在吃婴儿食品 while you were still spitting up formula. 481 00:30:34,820 --> 00:30:37,400 -我是母乳喂养的 -很好 - I was breastfed, actually. - Nice. 482 00:30:37,630 --> 00:30:39,850 你敢对我孤儿的脸这么说 Rub that in my orphan face. 483 00:30:40,070 --> 00:30:41,500 瓦查斯基先生 Mr. Wachowski, 484 00:30:41,510 --> 00:30:45,870 你熟悉美国法典904标题10文章104吗 are you familiar with US code 904, title 10, article 104? 485 00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:49,040 -熟悉 -任何想要帮助 - Yeah... - Anyone, who attempts to aid 486 00:30:49,190 --> 00:30:52,030 美国的敌人的人都会被处死 an enemy of the United States shall suffer death. 487 00:30:53,900 --> 00:30:55,900 如果抓到你的人是我 And if I'm the one who catches you, 488 00:30:56,370 --> 00:30:58,220 那你会更惨 it'll be even worse. 489 00:30:59,630 --> 00:31:01,080 比死还惨 Worse than death? 490 00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:05,000 好了 我是一个球 只是个普通的球 Okay, I'm a ball. Just a normal ball. 491 00:31:05,150 --> 00:31:06,310 我样子圆鼓鼓的混在里面 I'm blending in like a bulge. 492 00:31:06,310 --> 00:31:07,390 别说话了 不 你才别说话了 Stop talking. No, you stop talking. 493 00:31:07,730 --> 00:31:08,230 安静一点 索尼克 Be quiet, Sonic. 494 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:09,310 你才要安静点呢 索尼克 You be quiet, Sonic! 495 00:31:10,110 --> 00:31:12,400 我真希望他们没用X光扫描我 Oh, I hope they aren't scanning me with X-Rays, 496 00:31:12,690 --> 00:31:14,950 我的午餐吃得真不怎么样 I had kind of an embarrassing lunch. 497 00:31:22,460 --> 00:31:24,760 不要害怕 不要害怕 不要害怕 Don't freak out. Don't freak... Don't freak out. 498 00:31:24,910 --> 00:31:26,910 不要害怕 不要害怕 Don't freak out. Don't freak out. 499 00:31:28,340 --> 00:31:29,720 我真的好怕啊 I'm freaking out! 500 00:31:32,130 --> 00:31:34,540 你为什么不在楼梯上铺一层地毯啊 Why don't you have your staircase carpeted? 501 00:31:34,690 --> 00:31:36,030 相比于 Compared to... 502 00:31:38,810 --> 00:31:40,390 -管道老旧了 -对啊 - Old pipes. - Yeah. 503 00:31:40,540 --> 00:31:42,130 可能只是房屋塌下来了 Probably just the house settling. 504 00:31:42,130 --> 00:31:43,180 这儿没什么好看的 Nothing to see here. 505 00:31:44,780 --> 00:31:46,050 喂 Hey! 506 00:31:51,170 --> 00:31:52,650 听好了 Here's the thing. 507 00:31:54,390 --> 00:31:55,930 我从来没算错过 I'm never wrong. 508 00:31:56,690 --> 00:31:59,010 凡事都有第一次的 对吧 Well, first time for everything, I guess. 509 00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:00,360 想吃一点蛋糕吗 Would you like some cake? 510 00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:01,990 我听说浣熊嘴巴是最干净的 I hear racoons have the cleanest mouths 511 00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:03,700 相比于其他经常吃垃圾的动物 of any animal that routinely eats garbage. 512 00:32:15,950 --> 00:32:17,720 看看这个 Look at that. 513 00:32:18,220 --> 00:32:19,870 我是对的 I was right. 514 00:32:20,290 --> 00:32:22,220 看这毫不惊讶的表情 Note the lack of surprise. 515 00:32:22,410 --> 00:32:24,140 我们要再来一次吗 Should we try this again? 516 00:32:34,860 --> 00:32:37,570 我给你五秒钟的时间 I'm going to give you five seconds 517 00:32:37,570 --> 00:32:38,400 告诉我它在哪儿 to tell me where it is. 518 00:32:38,900 --> 00:32:39,400 五 Five. 519 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:40,490 我不知道你在说什么 I don't know what's you're talking about. 520 00:32:40,490 --> 00:32:40,940 四 Four. 521 00:32:41,020 --> 00:32:41,990 恶棍 我可是名警察 Hey, tough guy, I'm a cop. 522 00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:43,280 你正在威胁一名警官 And you're threatening an Officer. 523 00:32:43,450 --> 00:32:44,240 我又怎能威胁一个 How can you threaten somebody 524 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:44,780 从来没存在过的人呢 who never existed? 525 00:32:45,030 --> 00:32:46,200 三 Three. 526 00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:48,940 快点 动动你的脑子 Come on, rack your brain! 527 00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:50,250 或许还有机会想些 You might be able to come up with 528 00:32:50,250 --> 00:32:52,500 站不住脚的理由救你自己一命 some lame excuse to go on living. 529 00:32:52,790 --> 00:32:53,460 二 In two... 530 00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:55,250 一 One! 531 00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:58,460 等等 别伤害他 Wait! Don't hurt him. 532 00:33:02,130 --> 00:33:03,130 威胁 认证 533 00:33:12,030 --> 00:33:13,700 它的火力太猛了吧 This feels excessive. 534 00:33:15,060 --> 00:33:16,440 武器 重装 535 00:33:17,150 --> 00:33:18,290 待在我后面 Stay behind me. 536 00:33:30,910 --> 00:33:32,000 瞄准 537 00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,950 别担心 一切在我的掌控之中 Don't worry, I got it right where I want it. 538 00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:40,760 你敢相信亚马逊要用 Can you believe Amazon is gonna 539 00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:42,340 这些东西来运送包裹 deliver packages with these things? 540 00:33:45,430 --> 00:33:48,200 这个计划糟透了 我当时在想什么啊 This was a horrible plan, what was I thinking? 541 00:33:50,830 --> 00:33:52,500 我要吐出来了 I'm gonna puke! 542 00:33:56,140 --> 00:33:57,230 快来 Come on! 543 00:33:58,160 --> 00:33:59,410 我们得离开这里 We gotta get out of here. 544 00:33:59,580 --> 00:34:01,400 别跟我说你就这么点能耐 Don't tell me that's all you've got. 545 00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:02,640 我才刚刚开始呢 I'm just getting started. 546 00:34:02,770 --> 00:34:05,500 你想和我蓝小子再打上第二回合吗 Let me know if you wanna go round two with the blue. 547 00:34:24,330 --> 00:34:25,490 博士 Doctor! 548 00:34:25,860 --> 00:34:26,940 你还好吗 Are you okay? 549 00:34:27,240 --> 00:34:29,280 我刚看到一个人跑走了 然后我就想 I just saw a guy race outta here and thought... 550 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:30,840 想你应该把它们拦下来 That you should stop them? 551 00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:33,500 张开嘴 Open your mouth, 552 00:34:33,700 --> 00:34:35,730 然后说 你想你该去拦住他们 and say you thought that you should stop them. 553 00:34:35,890 --> 00:34:39,040 没有 我想我或许该确定您的安危 No, I thought that maybe I should check to see if you're okay. 554 00:34:39,340 --> 00:34:40,720 你知道什么事会困扰 You know what's hard about 555 00:34:40,720 --> 00:34:42,070 世界上最聪明的人吗 being the smartest person in the world? 556 00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:44,020 别的人看起来都很笨 Everyone else seems stupid. 557 00:34:44,020 --> 00:34:45,100 对 说得好 Yes. Way to go. 558 00:34:45,330 --> 00:34:46,790 你答对了 You got that one. 559 00:34:48,030 --> 00:34:49,860 不管那个生物是什么 Whatever this creature is, 560 00:34:49,860 --> 00:34:51,740 我们的任务就是得到它 it's our job to secure it, 561 00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:55,420 消除它的力量 发现其力量之源 neutralize it, uncover the source of its power. 562 00:34:56,020 --> 00:34:57,480 要是它敢反抗 And if it resists... 563 00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:00,070 就把它剖解开 we take it apart, 564 00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:02,090 一点 一点 piece by piece. 565 00:35:03,290 --> 00:35:05,200 看看它这么做为了什么 See what makes it tick. 566 00:35:06,180 --> 00:35:07,590 -斯通 -博士 - Stone. - Doctor. 567 00:35:07,740 --> 00:35:09,400 打个电话给研究视错觉的人 Call Optical Illusions. 568 00:35:10,060 --> 00:35:11,780 告诉他们我要副新的眼镜框 Tell them I need new frames. 569 00:35:12,420 --> 00:35:14,030 他们知道我喜欢什么样的 They know what kind I like. 570 00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:17,530 把那根刺也带上 And bring that quill. 571 00:35:18,060 --> 00:35:19,400 是 博士 Yes, Doctor. 572 00:35:20,940 --> 00:35:22,690 欢迎来到 青山镇 小镇子 大胸怀 573 00:35:22,690 --> 00:35:23,960 好了 伙计 All right, pal, 574 00:35:24,020 --> 00:35:25,690 你现在得和我好好谈一谈了 You need to start talking right now. 575 00:35:25,820 --> 00:35:28,180 你是谁 你是什么 Who are you? What are you? 576 00:35:28,350 --> 00:35:30,690 我是一只刺猬 我觉得这显而易见 I'm a hedgehog, I feel like that's obvious. 577 00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:33,460 -我现在麻烦大了 -你麻烦大了 - And I'm in big trouble. - You're in big trouble? 578 00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:35,070 你又没有一拳打下那个 You're not the one who punched 579 00:35:35,070 --> 00:35:36,580 好像是政府派来的怪人 some sort of government weirdo back there. 580 00:35:36,700 --> 00:35:38,940 你觉得你有麻烦 我的戒指丢了 You think you have problems? I lost my rings! 581 00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:40,610 戒指 你在说什么啊 Rings? What are you talking about? 582 00:35:40,740 --> 00:35:43,050 好吧 高级生物就是用戒指 Okay, rings are how all advanced cultures 583 00:35:43,050 --> 00:35:44,300 在星球之间穿梭的 travel between worlds. 584 00:35:44,580 --> 00:35:46,920 现在我的戒指却在一幢尖尖的建筑顶端 And now mine are on top of a pointy building 585 00:35:47,070 --> 00:35:49,840 我只在你的紧身衬衫上见过那建筑 I've only ever seen on your skin tight t-shirt. 586 00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:52,360 所以 我希望你带我去旧金山 So, I'd like you to take me to San Francisco, 587 00:35:52,570 --> 00:35:53,850 让我拿回戒指 so I can get back my rings 588 00:35:53,850 --> 00:35:55,700 然后用它穿梭去蘑菇星球 and use them to go to the Mushroom planet. 589 00:35:57,550 --> 00:35:59,890 -蘑菇星球 -对 - Mushroom planet? - Yes! 590 00:36:00,300 --> 00:36:01,420 好的 Right. 591 00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:06,820 好了 伙计 出去吧你 Okay, pal. Out you go. 592 00:36:06,820 --> 00:36:07,870 对不起 什么 I'm sorry, what? 593 00:36:07,940 --> 00:36:10,240 听着 这个时候我是不可能 Look, this is the worst possible time for me 594 00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:11,890 给自己惹麻烦的 好吗 to get myself into trouble, okay? 595 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,120 你让我救你一命 我救了你 You asked me to save your life, I saved your life. 596 00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:16,200 现在请你 去找你的戒指 Now please, go find your rings, 597 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:17,170 还有你的蘑菇星球 and your Mushroomland. 598 00:36:17,330 --> 00:36:19,450 我真希望能在医院的床上醒来 Hopefully I'm gonna wake up in the hospital bed, 599 00:36:19,610 --> 00:36:20,770 然后医生来和我说 and the doctors gonna tell me 600 00:36:20,770 --> 00:36:22,110 我的结肠镜检查很成功 that my colonoscopy was a big success. 601 00:36:22,110 --> 00:36:22,770 好吗 那么 再见吧 Okay? So, goodbye. 602 00:36:23,380 --> 00:36:24,880 好吧 再见了 Okay, goodbye. 603 00:36:25,270 --> 00:36:26,380 再见 Goodbye. 604 00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:30,010 你为什么还不走啊 Why aren't you leaving? 605 00:36:30,020 --> 00:36:31,680 我不知道旧金山在哪里 I don't know where San Francisco is. 606 00:36:31,820 --> 00:36:32,820 -在西边 -西边 - It's West. - West? 607 00:36:32,930 --> 00:36:34,290 往前走 错不了的 Straight shot, can't miss it. 608 00:36:34,290 --> 00:36:35,190 好吧 好极了 Fine. That's cool. 609 00:36:35,330 --> 00:36:37,370 现在我就能大大方方说再见了 I'm totally cool saying goodbye now. 610 00:36:42,290 --> 00:36:46,130 当我一头扎进太平洋阴冷的海水里时 So, as I crashed into the cold dark water of the Pacific 611 00:36:46,470 --> 00:36:48,280 我明白了些事情 I realized a few things. 612 00:36:48,810 --> 00:36:51,020 第一 我对要走的路一无所知 A I have no idea where I'm going; 613 00:36:51,350 --> 00:36:53,380 第二 海水可真刺骨 b salt water stings. 614 00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:56,660 第三 我本来早就不在这星球了 C I shouldn't even be on this planet right now, 615 00:36:56,660 --> 00:36:57,960 但我还在 but I am. 616 00:36:58,100 --> 00:37:00,890 -为什么 因为你射了我 -我知道 - Why? Because you shot me! - I know. 617 00:37:01,110 --> 00:37:02,190 你射了我 You shot me! 618 00:37:02,330 --> 00:37:05,000 好了 说一次我就听到了 你没必要 All right. I heard you the first time. You don't have to... 619 00:37:05,130 --> 00:37:06,640 再说一遍 天哪 pile it on, good grief. 620 00:37:06,820 --> 00:37:08,940 我湿透了 我冷极了 I'm wet. I'm cold. 621 00:37:09,310 --> 00:37:11,050 我头上还挂着一条鱼 There's a fish on my head! 622 00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:14,710 很明显我单单一个人是到不了那里的 And clearly I'm not gonna be able to do this on my own. 623 00:37:20,690 --> 00:37:22,070 好吧 到车上来吧 All right, get in the truck. 624 00:37:22,070 --> 00:37:23,370 真的 你要帮我了 Really? You gonna help me? 625 00:37:23,460 --> 00:37:25,100 或许我是有那么一点点错的 I guess it is a little bit of my fault 626 00:37:25,100 --> 00:37:26,650 这些事情发生到你头上 that all of this is happening to you. 627 00:37:26,780 --> 00:37:28,300 不是一点点 是全部 Not a little bit, entirely. 628 00:37:28,300 --> 00:37:29,670 这全部是你的错 It is entirely your fault. 629 00:37:29,810 --> 00:37:31,720 好吧 这全部是我的错 你要上来吗 Okay, it's entirely my fault. Are you coming? 630 00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:32,950 要 Yes. 631 00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:37,300 公路旅行 Roadtrip. 632 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:39,240 我是在干什么啊 What am I doing? 633 00:37:39,670 --> 00:37:41,770 好了 这次出行是有约法三章的 All right, there's gonna be rules on this trip. 634 00:37:41,770 --> 00:37:44,570 第一 自始至终你都得听我的 Number one: do exactly as I say all the time. 635 00:37:45,020 --> 00:37:46,860 -明白吗 -明白 甜甜圈殿下 - Got it? - Got it, Donut Lord. 636 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,840 你能不能别叫我甜甜圈殿下了啊 Would you stop with the Donut Lord? 637 00:37:49,210 --> 00:37:51,040 我有名字 我叫汤姆 I have a name. It's Tom. 638 00:37:51,380 --> 00:37:52,710 我叫索尼克 I'm Sonic. 639 00:37:52,900 --> 00:37:55,050 索尼克 索尼克 Sonic? Sonic. 640 00:37:56,170 --> 00:37:58,350 所以说 这些年你一直在窥视我们 So, you've been spying on us all for years. 641 00:37:58,500 --> 00:38:00,230 我觉得这不叫窥视 I mean, I wouldn't call it spying. 642 00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:01,600 我们都只是出来玩啊 We were all just hanging out, 643 00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:02,610 只有我是没人邀请的 only I wasn't invited, 644 00:38:02,740 --> 00:38:04,250 没有人知道我在那儿 and no one knew I was there. 645 00:38:04,380 --> 00:38:07,010 我不敢相信疯子卡尔一直都是对的 I can't believe Crazy Carl was right all this time. 646 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:10,060 你应该叫他超级观察家卡尔了 Yeah, you should call him Super Observing Carl instead. 647 00:38:10,630 --> 00:38:12,260 我的天啊 马上停车 Oh my God, stop the car right now! 648 00:38:12,260 --> 00:38:12,910 什么 什么 What? What? 649 00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:15,400 世界上最大的橡皮筋球 The World's Largest Rubber Band Ball? 650 00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:16,400 我们去看看吧 We gotta see it! 651 00:38:16,530 --> 00:38:17,180 不行 不行 No, no. 652 00:38:17,180 --> 00:38:19,990 这不是什么有趣的家庭旅行 好吗 This is not some fun family roadtrip, okay? 653 00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:23,440 政府想要解剖你 逮捕我 The government wants to dissect you, and arrest me. 654 00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:24,240 这事非常严肃 This is serious. 655 00:38:25,870 --> 00:38:27,160 你是对的 它可真差劲 You were right. It was lame. 656 00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:27,250 但是礼品店还不错 Gift shop was cool, though. 657 00:38:27,250 --> 00:38:28,280 我爱 橡皮筋 但是礼品店还不错 Gift shop was cool, though. 658 00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:28,380 我爱 橡皮筋 659 00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:29,750 我给你带了个鼠标垫 I got you a mouse pad. 660 00:38:30,020 --> 00:38:31,610 我们什么时候才能到那里 When are we gonna get there? 661 00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:33,530 该到的时候自然就到了 We will get there when we get there. 662 00:38:52,570 --> 00:38:54,460 好了 我得先去确定一下 All right, I'm gonna go check in with Wade 663 00:38:54,460 --> 00:38:55,890 韦德知不知道发生了什么 to see if he knows what's going on. 664 00:38:56,020 --> 00:38:58,210 你要到那层玻璃里见韦德 You gonna see Wade in that glass thing? 665 00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:00,310 这是什么 一个传送箱 What is it? A teleportation box? 666 00:39:02,070 --> 00:39:03,070 这是公共电话 It's a pay phone. 667 00:39:03,170 --> 00:39:06,000 一般只有毒品贩子和逃犯用得上 It's mostly for drug dealers and fugitives from the law, 668 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:06,580 而我们就是 which is us. 669 00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:09,230 待在车子里 我不想让别人看见你 Stay in the car. I don't want anybody seeing you. 670 00:39:09,530 --> 00:39:10,830 好吧 Fine! 671 00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:32,200 好了 好了 那是世界上最酷的地方 Okay. Okay. That is the coolest place on Earth, 672 00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:34,020 但是你必须得待在车里 but you have to stay in the car. 673 00:39:43,310 --> 00:39:45,550 坚持住 坚持住 Be strong. Be strong. 674 00:39:52,830 --> 00:39:54,990 您好 这里是青山镇警察局 Hello. Green Hills Police Department. 675 00:39:55,140 --> 00:39:57,920 -韦德 是我 -你能打过来真好 - Wade, it's me. - Hi, I'm so glad that you called. 676 00:39:58,300 --> 00:40:01,440 之前有几个人过来问了些问题 So, some guys came in asking some questions. 677 00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:02,580 有点怪怪的 A little creepy. 678 00:40:02,940 --> 00:40:05,270 《黑衣人》：一部美国科幻喜剧电影 样子像是从《黑衣人》里出来的 Kinda reminded me of the guys from Men in Black, 679 00:40:05,390 --> 00:40:08,860 但也没有那么像 没有威尔·史密斯有魅力 but not as likable, or charming as Will Smith. 680 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,600 等等 什么样的问题 Wait, what kinda questions? 681 00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:13,020 有关恐怖主义 Questions about terrorism. 682 00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:15,030 我跟他们说 I told them that, like... 683 00:40:15,030 --> 00:40:16,530 我和汤姆一起去冰上钓过鱼 I've gone ice fishing with Tom. 684 00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:18,680 他不知道怎么做炸弹 He doesn't know how to make a bomb. 685 00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:20,600 在大冷天里 甚至连鱼饵也做不了 He can't even make, like bait in the cold. 686 00:40:20,730 --> 00:40:22,930 好了 韦德 听我说 这非常关键 All right, Wade, listen to me. This is really important. 687 00:40:23,010 --> 00:40:25,100 我给你打电话这事 别告诉他们 Don't tell them that we talked, okay? 688 00:40:28,030 --> 00:40:30,140 我觉得他们已经知道了 You know, I think they already know. 689 00:40:32,090 --> 00:40:33,690 瓦查斯基先生 Mr. Wachowski. 690 00:40:34,630 --> 00:40:35,780 我叫汤姆 Tom. 691 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,760 我告诉你 除你之外另一个 I want you to know that the only other person 692 00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:38,760 往我脸上打了一拳的人 who have ever punched me in the face 693 00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:40,220 是个校园恶霸 was the school bully. 694 00:40:40,970 --> 00:40:42,390 他在自助餐厅里打了我 He hit me in the cafeteria 695 00:40:42,390 --> 00:40:44,760 让我眼眶骨周围的软组织 causing a blunt force contusion to the soft tissue 696 00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:46,300 被钝器挫伤 surrounding my orbital bone. 697 00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:48,680 他在全校面前羞辱了我 Humiliated me in front of the entire school. 698 00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:49,930 你知道我怎么报复他的吗 And you know what I did in response? 699 00:40:50,970 --> 00:40:53,580 你应该把他举报到了校长办公室 I'm assuming that you reported him to the Principal's office, 700 00:40:53,690 --> 00:40:55,800 因为这种行为真的让人无法接受 'cause, you know that kinda behavior is really unacceptable. 701 00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:57,880 没有 我检测了世界会有多么低效 No, I examined the inefficiency of a world 702 00:40:57,880 --> 00:40:59,140 如果满是四肢发达 头脑简单的人 where brawn trumped brain, 703 00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,990 于是我用科技克服了这种低效 and I used technology to resolve that inefficiency. 704 00:41:01,990 --> 00:41:04,100 那个男孩用吸管吸食自己的肉 The boy ate his meals through a straw 705 00:41:04,100 --> 00:41:05,110 吸了整整一年 for a year. 706 00:41:05,220 --> 00:41:07,530 从此我再也没打输过了 And I have never lost a fight again. 707 00:41:07,530 --> 00:41:08,360 直到今天 Until today. 708 00:41:09,020 --> 00:41:10,340 为我欢呼吧 Hooray for me then, huh? 709 00:41:10,450 --> 00:41:13,100 不 因为你即将成为那个吸管男孩 No, because you're about to become the bully with a straw! 710 00:41:13,250 --> 00:41:15,440 我来找你了 瓦查斯基先生 I'm coming for you, Mr. Wachowski. 711 00:41:15,830 --> 00:41:17,780 当我抓到你的时候 我要 And when I catch you I'll... 712 00:41:18,740 --> 00:41:20,750 喂 喂 Hello? Hello? 713 00:41:21,860 --> 00:41:24,480 -喂 喂 -我觉得他把电话挂了 - Hello? Hello? - I think he actually hung up. 714 00:41:24,530 --> 00:41:26,090 因为我发现这里的灯暗了 Because I noticed that the light isn't on. 715 00:41:26,110 --> 00:41:27,570 谢谢你 脑残警官 Thank you, Officer Brainfart. 716 00:41:27,590 --> 00:41:10,000 再给我一秒钟 我可以接通外线 If you give me a second I can get an outside line. 717 00:41:30,140 --> 00:41:31,930 不 别费事了 No, don't be bothered. 718 00:41:32,350 --> 00:41:33,600 你只需要坐在这里 You just sit there 719 00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:36,980 继续一无用处 and be you- sless. 720 00:41:44,070 --> 00:41:46,730 没有人要来消除我的记忆吗 No one's gonna erase my memory here? 721 00:41:47,930 --> 00:41:49,890 我要把这事告诉别人 I will tell people about this. 722 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:56,110 来了 算不上最健康的晚餐 但是 Okay, not exactly the healthiest meal, but... 723 00:41:57,300 --> 00:41:58,460 索尼克 Sonic? 724 00:42:04,710 --> 00:42:06,060 不 不 No, no. 725 00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:22,680 你好啊 搭档 Howdy, partner. 726 00:42:22,810 --> 00:42:24,590 我不是你搭档 快来 我们要走了 I'm not your partner, come on, we're leaving. 727 00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:26,470 ZZ Top：颇具实力的美国摇滚乐队 但是这里有个ZZ Top摇滚乐队 But there's a ZZ Top cover band, 728 00:42:26,470 --> 00:42:27,450 你来看看他们的胡子 you gotta see their beards. 729 00:42:27,450 --> 00:42:27,460 现在不是看这个的时候 We will have to catch them some other time. 你来看看他们的胡子 you gotta see their beards. 730 00:42:27,460 --> 00:42:28,570 现在不是看这个的时候 We will have to catch them some other time. 731 00:42:28,740 --> 00:42:29,450 我们走 起来 Let's go. Get up. 732 00:42:29,830 --> 00:42:31,490 我保证 如果这次让我留下来 If we stay I promise I won't say another word 733 00:42:31,660 --> 00:42:32,500 之后再也不会提要求了 for the rest of the trip. 734 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,120 现在 开始 Starting... now. 735 00:42:35,590 --> 00:42:36,850 欢迎来到活塞洞穴 Welcome to the Piston Pit, 736 00:42:36,850 --> 00:42:37,980 你们想要点什么 what can I get you fellas? 737 00:42:38,210 --> 00:42:39,250 我想要玉米片 辣鸡翅 I want nachos and buffalo wings, 738 00:42:39,250 --> 00:42:40,130 还有鳄梨酱 and guac. 739 00:42:40,130 --> 00:42:42,310 这个词真搞笑 对吧 鳄梨酱 Funny word, isn't it? Guac. 740 00:42:42,310 --> 00:42:42,600 鳄梨酱 Guac. 741 00:42:43,340 --> 00:42:44,640 小孩子是不准进来的 No kids allowed in here. 742 00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:46,270 他脸上带着什么 一幅面具 What's he got on, some kinda mask? 743 00:42:47,050 --> 00:42:48,960 其实他43岁了 He's actually 43 years old, 744 00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:51,640 得了一种非常罕见的皮肤病 and suffers from a very rare skin disease. 745 00:42:51,780 --> 00:42:54,130 这病遏制了他的发育 让他看起来 That stunts his growth, and makes him look... 746 00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:55,880 就 就像那样 like... like that. 747 00:42:56,020 --> 00:42:57,620 脸是爸妈给的 The face I was born with, 748 00:42:57,620 --> 00:42:59,950 但无敌般的自信可是我自己一手培养的 the confidence I picked up along the way. 749 00:43:00,540 --> 00:43:02,900 -麻烦给我们做一杯"浓郁日落" -好的 - Make us a Mellow Yellow please. - Okay. 750 00:43:04,010 --> 00:43:06,740 -你欠我的 -我从来没坐过酒吧的凳子 - You owe me one. - I've never sat on a bar stool before. 751 00:43:06,900 --> 00:43:10,060 黏糊糊的 快看啊 还能旋转 So squishy. Oh, look at this, it spins! 752 00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,140 是啊 Yes. 753 00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:14,800 -我晕了 -好玩吗 - I feel sick. - Having fun? 754 00:43:15,090 --> 00:43:17,270 你要把这一项从愿望清单上划掉吗 Gonna check this off the ol' bucket list, huh? 755 00:43:17,270 --> 00:43:17,860 不错嘛老兄 Big night for ya? 756 00:43:17,980 --> 00:43:19,810 愿望清单是啥啊 What's a bucket list? 757 00:43:20,020 --> 00:43:21,690 愿望清单就是 Bucket list is a... 758 00:43:22,090 --> 00:43:25,290 在你翘辫子之前 由你打算完成的事情 It's a list of things you wanna do in your life before you... 759 00:43:25,950 --> 00:43:27,110 组成的清单 well, kick the bucket. 760 00:43:27,220 --> 00:43:30,150 我还从来没翘过辫子呢 我得做一份清单 I've never kicked the bucket either. I gotta make my list. 761 00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:37,340 索尼克 Sonic. 762 00:43:44,350 --> 00:43:45,460 怎么啦 有事吗 Why? What's the matter? 763 00:43:45,620 --> 00:43:47,470 我还有太多事情没有做过呢 There is so much stuff I've never done. 764 00:43:47,630 --> 00:43:49,910 可我马上就要永远离开地球了 And now that I'm leaving Earth forever... 765 00:43:50,450 --> 00:43:52,250 我想我已经错过了体验人生的机会了 I guess I missed my chance. 766 00:43:57,420 --> 00:43:59,290 怎么说呢 我猜这里大概也算一个 Well, I guess this is the kinda place 767 00:43:59,290 --> 00:44:00,790 你可以在短时间内 you can get a lot of living done 768 00:44:00,930 --> 00:44:02,660 做很多有意义的事情的地方 in a short period of time. 769 00:44:03,230 --> 00:44:04,930 我想我们可以在这儿逗留上几个小时 I suppose we can spare an hour. 770 00:44:05,110 --> 00:44:07,440 什么 你愿意和我一起做愿望清单的事吗 What? You gonna bucket list with me? 771 00:44:07,770 --> 00:44:10,110 -当然啦 为什么不呢 -你不会后悔的 - Sure, why not. - You won't regret this. 772 00:44:10,350 --> 00:44:11,560 我想我肯定会的 I'm pretty sure I will. 773 00:44:25,990 --> 00:44:27,330 参加一场比赛 774 00:44:36,340 --> 00:44:37,630 新纪录 New high score. 775 00:44:37,630 --> 00:44:37,870 玩一次灌篮 新纪录 New high score. 776 00:44:37,870 --> 00:44:39,340 玩一次灌篮 777 00:44:44,110 --> 00:44:45,700 等一下 这头牛 Wait a second, is this bull 778 00:44:45,700 --> 00:44:47,880 到底是没有头 还是有两个屁股 missing a head or does it have two butts? 779 00:44:50,270 --> 00:44:52,380 -放轻松 -好的 - This is easy. - Okay. 780 00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:58,820 我是个牛仔啊 宝贝儿 I'm a cowboy, baby. 781 00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:03,330 我没事儿 I'm okay. 782 00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:05,410 驯服一头野兽 783 00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:10,950 就是这感觉 Yeah! 784 00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:14,890 笑啊 笑得真开心啊 Yeah, laugh it up. 785 00:45:15,090 --> 00:45:16,690 干得好 你这天生情种 Nice work, Romeo. 786 00:45:17,170 --> 00:45:18,930 看到你在这玩的开心我也很高兴 Glad you're having a good time. 787 00:45:18,930 --> 00:45:19,850 我玩的太开心了 I am having a good time. 788 00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:21,390 我正享受着人生最好的时光 I'm having the best time, 789 00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:22,410 怎么可能有问题呢 I mean what could go wrong? 790 00:45:26,710 --> 00:45:27,950 你们有事吗 Can we help you? 791 00:45:28,300 --> 00:45:30,840 我们不想让你们这类人出现在这儿 We don't like your kind around here. 792 00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:32,290 我们这类人 哪类人啊 Our kind? What kind is that? 793 00:45:34,380 --> 00:45:35,580 嬉皮士 Hipsters. 794 00:45:36,140 --> 00:45:37,190 你怎么敢叫我们嬉皮士 How dare you?! 795 00:45:37,300 --> 00:45:39,780 你知道吗 我们反正也准备走了 对吧 Hey, you know what? We were just leaving anyway, weren't we? 796 00:45:39,910 --> 00:45:41,590 -这没什么的 -不不不 我们不走 - Not a problem... - No, no. It's okay. 797 00:45:41,730 --> 00:45:42,730 不 不 我们要走了 No, no. We're leaving. 798 00:45:42,810 --> 00:45:45,310 我很是知道怎么处理这种情况 I know exactly how to handle this situation. 799 00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:47,600 快速问答小测验 Pop quiz hot-shot. 800 00:45:47,750 --> 00:45:50,400 你刚刚挑衅了一只经常看动作片的 You just picked a fight with a poorly disguised hedgehog 801 00:45:50,540 --> 00:45:53,380 乔装打扮的刺猬 你该怎么办 who's seen way too many action movies. What do you do? 802 00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:55,160 你该怎么办 What do you do? 803 00:45:57,830 --> 00:46:00,010 我是疯了吗 这个按理说应该会被打碎的 Am I crazy? It was supposed to break, right? 804 00:46:01,780 --> 00:46:04,600 打碎啊 打碎啊 打碎啊 求你了 瓶子 Break please. Break please. Break please, bottle. Please. 805 00:46:04,770 --> 00:46:06,140 索尼克 Sonic? 806 00:46:17,740 --> 00:46:20,350 -干得好 -谢谢 刚才那出精彩极了对吧 - Nice going. - Thanks. It's awesome, right? 807 00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:22,500 好 还有谁 谁想挨揍啊 All right, who's next? Who wants some? 808 00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:24,260 来个能打的啊 Who do I get to beat up? 809 00:46:24,660 --> 00:46:26,860 对了 有人见到我那位女服务生吗 Hey, has anybody seen my waitress? 810 00:46:26,860 --> 00:46:29,060 我的香辣鸡翅还没上来呢 Still waiting on those buffalo wings. 811 00:46:29,950 --> 00:46:31,440 是你啊 Ah, you! 812 00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:44,120 玩真的吗 Really? 813 00:48:33,070 --> 00:48:35,840 -所以我们也该走了对吧 -对 该走了 - So, should we get out of here? - Yeah, time to go. 814 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,020 那简直爽翻了 That was amazing! 815 00:48:39,220 --> 00:48:42,120 等一下 我们付小费了吗 那不重要 Wait a second, did we even pay our tip? It doesn't matter! 816 00:48:42,300 --> 00:48:44,920 瞧瞧这个 瞧瞧这个 我一直想做这个 Watch this. Watch this. I always wanted to do this. 817 00:48:48,180 --> 00:48:50,650 -抓住他们 -再见了 人渣们 - Get them! - See ya, suckers. 818 00:48:51,430 --> 00:48:54,000 我不是百分百确定 但我感觉他们喜欢我 I can't say for sure, but I think they liked me. 819 00:49:00,050 --> 00:49:01,460 -爽翻了 -爽 - Yes! Yes! - Yeah! 820 00:49:02,390 --> 00:49:03,860 他们对你下手挺重 They got you pretty good. 821 00:49:03,860 --> 00:49:05,250 我没事 就是结结实实挨了一下 I'm all right, have been hit harder. 822 00:49:05,410 --> 00:49:06,330 你看没看到为了做那个木乃伊 Did you see how much 823 00:49:06,330 --> 00:49:07,090 我用了多少卫生纸 toilet paper I used? 824 00:49:07,230 --> 00:49:09,370 下一个走进厕所的人都要 The next person that goes into that bathroom 825 00:49:09,380 --> 00:49:10,750 没有擦屁股的东西啦 will have nothing to wipe with. 826 00:49:11,260 --> 00:49:13,520 那地板黏糊糊的 人群乱糟糟的 The floors were sticky. The crowd was rough. 827 00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:14,920 一切都对我们俩很不利 And the odds were against us. 828 00:49:15,150 --> 00:49:18,420 但没有什么能阻挡甜甜圈殿下和蓝色光影 But there was no stopping Donut Lord and the Blue Blur. 829 00:49:18,780 --> 00:49:20,950 可以从清单上再划掉一条了 Scratch another one off my list. 830 00:49:20,950 --> 00:49:21,230 在酒吧打一架 可以从清单上再划掉一条了 Scratch another one off my list. 831 00:49:21,230 --> 00:49:22,160 在酒吧打一架 832 00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:24,360 你真是个奇怪的小家伙 You are a weird little dude. 833 00:49:36,870 --> 00:49:39,170 -行了 -所以说 我们现在怎么办 - Okay. - So, what are we gonna do now? 834 00:49:40,850 --> 00:49:42,910 我要看会儿电视杀杀时间 I'm gonna pass out watching TV. 835 00:49:43,240 --> 00:49:45,730 -你也看吧 -但这是我在地球上最后一晚 - You should, too. - But this is my last night on Earth. 836 00:49:45,860 --> 00:49:48,190 -我想过好最后时光的每一刻 -好吧 - I wanna soak up every last second. - All right, well... 837 00:49:48,330 --> 00:49:51,550 做做任何你能在这个房间能做的事吧 Anything you can find to do in this room, you knock yourself out. 838 00:49:58,110 --> 00:50:00,200 我玩得很开心 Good times. 839 00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:03,960 天哪 不是吧 Oh, come on. 840 00:50:04,230 --> 00:50:06,270 臭死了 你吃啥了 That's awful, what did you eat? 841 00:50:06,270 --> 00:50:08,290 那东西好像叫辣热狗 I think it's called a chili dog. 842 00:50:08,980 --> 00:50:11,670 你最好检查一下你的毛有没有被崩掉 You might wanna check your fur on that one, buddy. 843 00:50:12,220 --> 00:50:15,210 所以说 你要去的下个星球长什么样子 Hey, so what's this next planet you're supposed to go to like? 844 00:50:15,460 --> 00:50:18,320 和地球完全不一样 我给你说 空无一人 It's no Earth. I can tell you that. There's no people. 845 00:50:18,450 --> 00:50:21,370 只有能呼吸的空气和巨大的蘑菇什么的 Just breathable air and giant mushrooms, and stuff. 846 00:50:21,900 --> 00:50:23,620 你不如这么看 Well, look at it this way. 847 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,240 至少你不会是唯一一个笑屁 At least you won't be the only fun-gi. 848 00:50:26,900 --> 00:50:29,460 不 别再放屁了 No, don't ever do that again. 849 00:50:30,590 --> 00:50:31,950 我以前也爱这样 I liked it. 850 00:50:33,810 --> 00:50:35,800 我真的会很想念这里的 I'm really gonna miss this place. 851 00:50:36,060 --> 00:50:38,130 我知道我应该为了安全离开地球 I know I have to leave Earth to be safe, 852 00:50:38,130 --> 00:50:39,620 但如果长爪鸟是错的呢 but what if Longclaw was wrong? 853 00:50:40,910 --> 00:50:42,910 也许我也能在这里生活 Maybe I could have a life here. 854 00:50:47,580 --> 00:50:49,920 好啦 我们该睡一会儿了 All right, we should get some sleep. 855 00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:54,510 你睡吧 不用管我 我要用一整晚时间 You sleep, don't worry about me, I'm gonna stay up all night 856 00:50:54,660 --> 00:50:56,440 趁来得及 好好享受地球 enjoying Earth while I can. 857 00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:57,970 没问题 小子 Sure, kid. 858 00:50:58,610 --> 00:51:00,760 记住我们要在八点钟上路 As long as we're on the road by eight. 859 00:51:19,030 --> 00:51:20,530 交一个真正的朋友 860 00:51:24,650 --> 00:51:27,090 托马斯·瓦查斯基 被指控实施了 Thomas Wachowski, accused of committing 861 00:51:27,090 --> 00:51:28,770 国内恐怖主义活动 an act of domestic terrorism. 862 00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:31,970 瓦查斯基携带了武器 而且极度危险 Wachowski is considered armed and dangerous. 863 00:51:32,230 --> 00:51:35,240 如果您有关于他的信息 请立即向 Any information regarding his whereabouts should be reported 864 00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:37,230 地方当局汇报 to local authorities immediately. 865 00:51:43,450 --> 00:51:45,400 他有没有提到他要去哪里 Did he say where he was going? 866 00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:50,750 也许说了 也许没有 Maybe. Maybe not. 867 00:51:51,890 --> 00:51:53,590 我就这一句话 Like I'd ever tell you. 868 00:51:54,940 --> 00:51:56,500 退后 斯通特工 Stand down, Agent Stone. 869 00:51:56,570 --> 00:51:59,040 这个好心的公民很明显没有明白 This well-meaning citizen obviously doesn't understand 870 00:51:59,190 --> 00:52:01,150 整件事情的紧急性 the urgency of the matter. 871 00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:04,940 真的吗 Really? 872 00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:09,910 这就是我说的那个叫"好坏警察"的游戏 Now, that's what I call 'good cop, bad cop'. 873 00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:14,510 你露出破绽了 Left yourself open. 874 00:52:17,060 --> 00:52:19,050 根据去旧金山最近的路线 Judging by the quickest route to San Francisco, 875 00:52:19,230 --> 00:52:21,060 他们车子的平均速度 the approximate speed of their vehicle 876 00:52:21,060 --> 00:52:22,290 以及当地天气情况来判断 and local weather conditions... 877 00:52:23,870 --> 00:52:25,450 他们应该 They should be... 878 00:52:26,110 --> 00:52:28,050 就在 right about... 879 00:52:29,090 --> 00:52:30,430 这里 here. 880 00:52:30,730 --> 00:52:33,960 -你太聪明了 先生 -谢谢 你个大头鬼 - That's brilliant, Sir. - Thanks... for nothing. 881 00:52:35,110 --> 00:52:36,890 欢迎来到加州 882 00:52:36,890 --> 00:52:38,020 -话说 你的愿望清单上有什么 -我吗 - So, what's on your bucket list? - Me? 欢迎来到加州 883 00:52:38,020 --> 00:52:39,370 -话说 你的愿望清单上有什么 -我吗 - So, what's on your bucket list? - Me? 884 00:52:39,500 --> 00:52:41,630 对 人人都有愿望清单 对吗 Yeah, everyone has a bucket list, right? 885 00:52:41,630 --> 00:52:42,310 当然啦 可是 Well, sure, but... 886 00:52:42,450 --> 00:52:44,290 你才是即将离开地球的那个人 I mean, you are the one leaving Earth. 887 00:52:44,670 --> 00:52:46,660 而我最近还没有赴死的打算 And I'm not planning on dying anytime soon. 888 00:52:46,810 --> 00:52:49,970 别这么确定 你最好的朋友可是个扫把星 Don't be so sure, your best friend is a magnet for danger. 889 00:52:50,110 --> 00:52:52,030 你说你是我最好的朋友吗 You're anointing yourself as the bestie? 890 00:52:53,220 --> 00:52:55,190 有一点冒昧 但是 Little presumptuous, but... I mean... 891 00:52:55,670 --> 00:52:57,820 我挺喜欢你的 这没的说 可是 I like you, of course, but... 892 00:52:58,050 --> 00:52:59,780 你要知道 我们不是最好的朋友 You know, we're not best friends. 893 00:53:00,150 --> 00:53:01,880 你昨天晚上抱我了啊 You tucked me in last night. 894 00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:04,060 好吧 那就是最好的动物朋友 Fine, fine. Best animal friend. 895 00:53:04,060 --> 00:53:05,170 那应该是奥兹 我的狗狗 That would be my dog Ozzy. 896 00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:07,280 行吧 我们还是不谈这个越来越 Okay, let's drop this increasingly 897 00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:09,110 让人丢脸的话题了吧 humiliating topic of conversation. 898 00:53:09,330 --> 00:53:11,120 你的愿望清单 快告诉我 Bucket list. Give it to me. 899 00:53:11,540 --> 00:53:13,490 好吧 有一件事 Okay, there is one thing. 900 00:53:14,390 --> 00:53:16,320 在青山镇我一直觉得 In Green Hills I've always felt, 901 00:53:16,700 --> 00:53:19,870 自己不是警察 而是个保姆 你知道吧 I don't know, more like a baby sitter than a real cop, you know? 902 00:53:20,060 --> 00:53:21,850 所以我想找一个能在压力下 So, I want a chance to prove myself 903 00:53:21,850 --> 00:53:22,890 证明我自己的机会 under real pressure. 904 00:53:23,060 --> 00:53:25,830 我要搬到旧金山去 当一个巡逻警 I'm gonna move to San Francisco, become a street cop. 905 00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:29,090 我不知道会怎么样 看之后会发生什么吧 And, I don't know, see if I have what it takes. 906 00:53:30,250 --> 00:53:31,470 怎么了 What? 907 00:53:32,730 --> 00:53:34,800 你为什么一副那样的表情 Why is your face doing that? 908 00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:36,260 你要离开青山镇吗 You're leaving Green Hills?! 909 00:53:36,990 --> 00:53:38,980 -原来是这样 -可是 为什么啊 - Okay. - Bu... But... But why? 910 00:53:39,030 --> 00:53:40,540 你为什么要离开青山镇啊 Why would you leave Green Hills? 911 00:53:40,540 --> 00:53:42,090 这对你来说可能难以理解 This maybe hard for you to understand, 912 00:53:42,230 --> 00:53:44,860 但青山镇是个太小 太小的镇子 but Green Hills is a small town, it's a very small town. 913 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,460 一点也不小啊 有几百号人呢 It's not small. There are hundreds of people. 914 00:53:47,620 --> 00:53:49,160 这算是小镇子了 兄弟 That's a small town, dude. 915 00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:51,970 这是个完美的小镇 这里的人需要你 It's a perfect town, and the people need you. 916 00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:53,730 拜托 我做的事就是帮他们清理水沟 Please, I clean up their gutters, 917 00:53:53,730 --> 00:53:55,420 帮他们在冬天启动车子 I jumpstart their cars in the winter. 918 00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:57,250 他们可以叫任何人去做这些事 They can call anybody to do that. 919 00:53:57,370 --> 00:53:59,450 没错 他们是可以叫任何人 Sure, they can call anybody, 920 00:53:59,450 --> 00:54:00,880 但他们没有 他们叫的是你 but the don't. They call you. 921 00:54:33,750 --> 00:54:35,190 你说的话一点道理也没有 You're not making any sense. 922 00:54:35,190 --> 00:54:35,910 你能不能冷静下来啊 Would you calm down? 923 00:54:35,930 --> 00:54:37,970 你生活在一个有着超赞居民的超赞的镇子 You come from a great town with great people, 924 00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:40,770 而且就我估计想杀死你的坏人数量为零 and by my count zero bad guys trying to kill you. 925 00:54:43,030 --> 00:54:45,500 再说 还有什么能比保护你在乎的人们 Besides, what could possibly be more important 926 00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:47,960 更重要的事情呢 than protecting the people you care about? 927 00:54:53,990 --> 00:54:55,510 听着 我懂你 Look, I get... 928 00:54:57,330 --> 00:54:58,660 好 Yeah! 929 00:55:05,930 --> 00:55:07,950 你知道吗 我看错你了 You know what? I was wrong about you. 930 00:55:07,950 --> 00:55:09,610 你从来就不是什么甜甜圈殿下 You're not the Donut Lord at all. 931 00:55:09,730 --> 00:55:11,590 你更像是一个混蛋殿下之类的东西 You're more like the Jerk Lord. 932 00:55:11,740 --> 00:55:14,330 你难道没注意到有个鱼叉扎到了咱的车吗 Have you noticed the harpoon stuck in our dash?! 933 00:55:20,330 --> 00:55:21,330 索尼克 Sonic! 934 00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:22,810 我背井离乡是被迫的 I was forced from my home, 935 00:55:22,810 --> 00:55:24,960 而你却自己要离开你那甜蜜的温柔乡 your home is perfect and you're leaving it. 936 00:55:25,100 --> 00:55:26,740 你为什么要那么做 Why would you do that? 937 00:55:26,870 --> 00:55:29,200 -你的身体怎么回事 -不不 别又来了啊 - Your body! - No, no! Not again! 938 00:55:29,430 --> 00:55:31,230 -抓紧了 -为啥 - Hey, hold on! - Why? 939 00:55:31,350 --> 00:55:32,720 因为我要飙车了 Because I'm gonna do this. 940 00:55:51,310 --> 00:55:52,510 索尼克 Sonic! 941 00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:01,910 我猜我应该是有额外的一条命吧 Guess I had a bonus life. 942 00:56:04,470 --> 00:56:05,660 帅呆了 宝贝儿 Yeah, baby! 943 00:56:05,860 --> 00:56:08,040 索尼克对阵坦克 索尼克胜出 Sonic - one, big tank - zero. 944 00:56:08,370 --> 00:56:10,220 不好意思 刚才这段被拍下来了吗 I'm sorry. Did we get this on camera? 945 00:56:10,330 --> 00:56:12,700 -你怎么可能没死呢 -我也不知道啊 - How are you not dead? - I have no idea. 946 00:56:13,150 --> 00:56:14,490 但你看到我跳的舞了吗 But do you see me dancing? 947 00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:17,150 -嗯 我看到你跳舞了 -你就这点本事吗 - Yes, I saw your dance. - Is that all you've got? 948 00:56:17,300 --> 00:56:19,240 当然不是 但谢谢你这么问 No, but thank you for asking. 949 00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:24,060 索尼克 Sonic! 950 00:56:24,510 --> 00:56:27,100 -快回到皮卡上来 -你先走 我会跟上的 - Get back in the truck! - You go, I'll catch up. 951 00:56:38,290 --> 00:56:40,560 我觉得那辆坦克好像生了个娃 I think that tank just had a baby. 952 00:56:53,150 --> 00:56:54,590 要被打到了 Incoming! 953 00:56:56,700 --> 00:56:59,310 -该我了 -你才玩过一次 该我了 - It's my turn! - You just had one. It's mine! 954 00:56:59,470 --> 00:57:01,590 别打了 不然我就把它没收了 Hey, stop fighting, or I'm taking that thing away! 955 00:57:01,770 --> 00:57:02,920 好吧 老爸 Yeah, right, Dad. 956 00:57:14,820 --> 00:57:16,810 -你去哪 -你好好开车 - Where are you going? - Just drive the car. 957 00:57:16,980 --> 00:57:18,500 我来处理那小坦克 I'll take care of this. 958 00:57:18,690 --> 00:57:20,550 如果我失败了 把我抛下离开就好 And if I don't make it, just ditch me, 959 00:57:20,690 --> 00:57:22,070 反正你挺擅长这么做的 you seem good at that. 960 00:57:31,590 --> 00:57:33,740 哈喽大家好 欢迎继续收看我的现场直播 Hey, everyone, welcome back to my livestream. 961 00:57:33,860 --> 00:57:36,090 今天我们来表演摧毁机器人 这是第一步 Today, we're destroying robots. Step one. 962 00:57:41,270 --> 00:57:42,840 太好了 我们做到了 Yes! We did it! 963 00:57:47,580 --> 00:57:50,100 我们没做到 这家伙是谁啊 We did not do it. Who is this guy? 964 00:57:50,510 --> 00:57:52,680 你难道没想过你交的税都用到哪里了吗 Ever wonder where your tax dollars are going? 965 00:57:52,830 --> 00:57:55,170 该我了 过来 让车保持笔直前行就好 My turn, here, just keep us going straight. 966 00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:56,870 我开了定速巡航 I put on cruise control. 967 00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:57,140 我感觉自己就像范·迪塞尔 I feel just like Vin Diesel. 968 00:57:57,140 --> 00:57:59,120 《速度与激情》主演 我感觉自己就像范·迪塞尔 I feel just like Vin Diesel. 969 00:57:59,120 --> 00:57:59,140 这都是为了家人 汤姆 It's all about family, Tom. 《速度与激情》主演 970 00:57:59,140 --> 00:58:00,760 《速度与激情》名台词 这都是为了家人 汤姆 It's all about family, Tom. 971 00:58:07,940 --> 00:58:09,040 小贴士 Quick suggestion. 972 00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:11,730 卷成一个球 滚动你的身体去撞它 Roll up into a ball and smash him with your body. 973 00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:15,310 天哪 你是怎么学的开车 Whoa! Where'd you learn how to drive?! 974 00:58:15,490 --> 00:58:18,030 我就在这辆皮卡里面现学 Here, in this truck, it's happening as we speak. 975 00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:22,960 我碰不到它 让我离它更近一点 I can't reach it, bring it in closer. 976 00:58:23,090 --> 00:58:25,470 -你说啥 -让我靠近一点 踩刹车 - What? - Bring it in closer. Hit the brakes. 977 00:58:25,720 --> 00:58:28,650 -你是说这个吗 -另外一个踏板 - Oh, you mean this one? - The other brakes! 978 00:58:43,050 --> 00:58:46,220 让我好好歇会儿吧 Give me a big fat break! 979 00:58:52,270 --> 00:58:54,300 这个还挺可爱的 我们留着它吧 This one is cute, let's keep him. 980 00:58:57,900 --> 00:58:59,020 天哪 别这样 Oh, come on! 981 00:58:59,150 --> 00:59:01,470 为什么这么可爱的东西会这么吓人 How can something so adorable be so terrible. 982 00:59:04,810 --> 00:59:06,700 你买车辆保险了 对吧 You got car insurance, right? 983 00:59:13,090 --> 00:59:14,520 走开 Buzz off! 984 00:59:14,910 --> 00:59:16,090 这听上去不太妙 That doesn't sound good. 985 00:59:16,090 --> 00:59:17,590 不不不 哔哔声意味着非常不妙 快扔掉 No, beeping means bad! Get rid of it! 986 00:59:17,710 --> 00:59:18,430 我在试啊 I'm trying. 987 00:59:18,550 --> 00:59:20,530 把它扔出去 扔哪儿都行 Just throw it off the window! Throw it anywhere! 988 00:59:20,650 --> 00:59:23,010 -粘住了弄不掉 -好吧 那我靠边停车 - I can't get it off! - All right, I'm pulling over. 989 00:59:30,590 --> 00:59:32,420 -弄掉了吗 -没有 - Did I get it? - No. 990 00:59:34,210 --> 00:59:35,780 让我来 别动 Here, hold still. 991 00:59:36,540 --> 00:59:38,320 扔掉了 它没了 It's going. It's going. 992 00:59:38,570 --> 00:59:39,920 它还在 It's still here. 993 00:59:43,070 --> 00:59:46,290 给我下去 搞定 Get off me! Nailed it! 994 00:59:55,950 --> 00:59:57,280 索尼克 Sonic! 995 01:00:04,410 --> 01:00:05,630 不 不 No, no. 996 01:00:12,650 --> 01:00:14,370 振作起来 你会没事的 Hey, come on. You're all right. 997 01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:16,680 醒醒 醒醒 Wake up. Wake up. 998 01:00:23,420 --> 01:00:24,830 我们搞定他们了吗 Did we get them? 999 01:00:25,550 --> 01:00:27,430 不 他们还在 Oh, no, there they are. 1000 01:00:27,690 --> 01:00:30,430 这两个人真是福大命大 They are real survivors, those two. 1001 01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:37,160 我们好好谈谈 Can we have a moment? 1002 01:00:39,590 --> 01:00:41,630 自己把自己摁到墙上去 Pin yourself to the wall. 1003 01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:44,780 要是你消失了 我连想都不可能想起你 You know, I won't miss you when you're gone. 1004 01:00:44,900 --> 01:00:47,420 人类总是既狡猾又愚蠢 Human beings are unreliable and stupid, 1005 01:00:47,420 --> 01:00:48,840 我对他们不屑一顾 and I care very little about them. 1006 01:00:48,980 --> 01:00:51,320 但我的机器却勤恳运作 残忍无情 But my machines are diligent, relentless. 1007 01:00:51,530 --> 01:00:53,470 他们就是我的一切 They're everything to me! 1008 01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:09,820 真有趣 1009 01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:33,910 坚持住 伙计 你会没事的 Hold on, buddy. You'll be all right. 1010 01:01:34,390 --> 01:01:35,770 你会没事的 You'll be all right. 1011 01:01:40,550 --> 01:01:42,070 -求求你 雷切尔 -不 不 今天不行 - I beg you, Rachel. - No, no. Not today. 1012 01:01:42,080 --> 01:01:43,210 -这次是紧急情况 -再见 - No. It's an emergency. - Goodbye. 1013 01:01:43,210 --> 01:01:43,500 走好不送 Bye bye. 1014 01:01:43,530 --> 01:01:45,510 -停下来听我说 开下门 玛蒂 -再见 - Would you stop? Open it please. Maddie! - Bye. Bye. 1015 01:01:45,530 --> 01:01:47,130 别这样 我有急事相求 Don't do this to me please. It's important. 1016 01:01:47,130 --> 01:01:48,770 汤姆 我的天啊 雷切尔放他进来了 Tom! Oh my God. Rachel let him in! 1017 01:01:48,830 --> 01:01:49,870 我要报警 不 I am calling the Police. No, 1018 01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:51,590 我要打给联邦调查局和中情局电话 I am calling the FBI. I am calling the CIA. 1019 01:01:51,620 --> 01:01:53,140 -我要找人来 -别叫人 - I am calling someone. - Don't do that. 1020 01:01:53,170 --> 01:01:54,810 -我要给你妈妈打电话 -好了好了 够了 - I'm calling your Mother. - Okay. Got it. 1021 01:01:54,840 --> 01:01:55,770 玛蒂 我们能不能 Maddie, can we just... 1022 01:01:55,770 --> 01:01:56,640 汤姆 你这是演哪一出 Tom, what's going on? 1023 01:01:56,660 --> 01:01:58,870 你都上新闻了 我还一直有给你打电话 You're all over the news. I've been trying to call you. 1024 01:01:58,900 --> 01:02:00,860 为了防止被跟踪 我把手机扔了 I had to ditch my phone so they couldn't track me. 1025 01:02:00,880 --> 01:02:02,120 -把手机扔了 -跟踪 你 - Ditch his phone? - Track? You? 1026 01:02:02,230 --> 01:02:03,920 -汤姆叔叔 -乔乔 你好啊 - Uncle Tommy! - Jojo! Hey. 1027 01:02:04,050 --> 01:02:06,560 好了 现在你侄女也成了叛国者从犯 Now your niece is an accessory to treason. 1028 01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:07,230 她不是从犯 She's not. 1029 01:02:07,430 --> 01:02:10,540 -你能冷静点吗 -冷静 我能冷静下来吗 - Would you calm down. - Calm down? I will not calm down! 1030 01:02:10,690 --> 01:02:12,050 好了好了 冷静 都别说了 Yes, calm down. Stop talking. 1031 01:02:12,050 --> 01:02:14,040 别闹 奥兹 拜托 我见到你也很开心 No, Ozzy, please. I know, good to see you. 1032 01:02:14,250 --> 01:02:17,130 -别咬 松开 奥兹 住嘴 -噢我的神啊 - No, no! Ozzy, stop! - Oh, good ol' Lord Baby Jesus! 1033 01:02:17,350 --> 01:02:20,070 你抱着什么 汤姆 是钚还是机密邮件 What is that, Tom? Is it plutonium? Is it emails? 1034 01:02:20,190 --> 01:02:21,170 是的 就是钚元素 Yes, it's plutonium. 1035 01:02:21,170 --> 01:02:23,580 我们能否 先去你房间然后再细谈 Can we just please... Can we just go to your room and talk... 1036 01:02:23,610 --> 01:02:24,710 住嘴 奥兹 松开 Stop it, Ozzy! Quit it! 1037 01:02:24,850 --> 01:02:26,580 这就是我为什么说他很差劲 This is why I told you he was no good. 1038 01:02:26,580 --> 01:02:27,360 我根本没有了解 I'm not engaging... 1039 01:02:27,650 --> 01:02:29,230 -别 奥兹 松开 -门现在倒是开得敞亮 - No, Ozzy, quit it! - Door now open. 1040 01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:30,520 -我锁上了 -不 你没有 - Locked. - No, it's unlocked. 1041 01:02:30,870 --> 01:02:32,950 奥兹 不 奥兹 不 不 Ozzy, no! Ozzy! No, no! 1042 01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:36,080 快来扶我一下 乔乔 Oh, catch me, Jojo. 1043 01:02:38,140 --> 01:02:39,820 谢天谢地 Oh, thank God! 1044 01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:42,340 我能喝杯水吗 Can I get a glass of water? 1045 01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:52,200 《无秩之音》 1046 01:03:25,620 --> 01:03:28,620 邪恶实验室 机器人 1047 01:03:28,620 --> 01:03:28,680 机器人 1048 01:03:42,970 --> 01:03:44,430 样本检测完毕 1049 01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:53,980 奎尔能量值 测量中 1050 01:03:53,980 --> 01:03:54,000 测量中 1051 01:04:13,130 --> 01:04:15,600 能量测量结果 正在确定 1052 01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:15,640 正在确定 1053 01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:25,090 我想 您也许想来杯 I just thought you might like 1054 01:04:25,090 --> 01:04:27,000 奥地利羊奶盖拿铁 a latte with steamed Austrian goat milk. 1055 01:04:27,460 --> 01:04:29,410 你觉得我像什么 像个白痴吗 What do I look like, an imbecile? 1056 01:04:29,420 --> 01:04:30,800 我当然要喝拿铁 Of course, I want a latte! 1057 01:04:31,020 --> 01:04:32,940 我还就喜欢你做的拿铁 I love the way you make them! 1058 01:04:36,540 --> 01:04:38,990 能量分析 无限 1059 01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:41,900 去备好原型机 Ready the prototype. 1060 01:04:42,410 --> 01:04:44,070 有了这些能量 With this kind of power 1061 01:04:44,070 --> 01:04:47,830 我这些机器的潜能终于能发挥到极致 my machines can finally reach their full potential. 1062 01:04:54,240 --> 01:04:56,090 他会没事的 乔乔 He's gonna be okay, Jojo. 1063 01:04:57,490 --> 01:04:59,840 谢天谢地 他会好起来的 对吧 Oh, thank God. He's gonna be okay, right? 1064 01:05:00,130 --> 01:05:00,970 我是个兽医 汤姆 I'm a vet, Tom, 1065 01:05:00,970 --> 01:05:02,870 而我甚至都不知道他是个什么物种 I don't even know what I'm looking at here. 1066 01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:04,960 他是只刺猬 至少他说自己是刺猬 Well, he's a hedgehog... Or so he says. 1067 01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:06,850 -他会说话吗 -会 而且喋喋不休 - It talks? - Almost constantly. 1068 01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:08,170 好的 Okay. 1069 01:05:09,930 --> 01:05:11,020 -天啊 -怎么了 - Holy... - What? 1070 01:05:11,190 --> 01:05:12,810 他脉搏跳得非常快 Its pulse is super fast. 1071 01:05:12,950 --> 01:05:15,070 或许 对他来说是正常的 Well, that actually might be normal for him. 1072 01:05:15,130 --> 01:05:17,090 我也不知道 你得救救他 玛蒂 I don't know. You gotta help him, Maddie. 1073 01:05:17,100 --> 01:05:18,430 可我都不知道他正常的生理体征 I don't know his physiology. 1074 01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:21,480 好像没有骨折的迹象 只是 He doesn't seem to have any broken bones. He's just... 1075 01:05:22,370 --> 01:05:23,910 他真的伤得很重 really banged up. 1076 01:05:25,200 --> 01:05:27,170 你看他可怜的小脚 Look at his poor little feet. 1077 01:05:30,780 --> 01:05:33,380 坚持住 伙计 你会没事的 Hang in there, buddy. You're gonna be all right. 1078 01:05:36,620 --> 01:05:39,240 乔乔 快来给妈 乔乔 Jojo, untie your Mo... Jojo! 1079 01:05:39,670 --> 01:05:42,280 给妈妈松绑一下 亲爱的 Untie Mommy. Sweetie. 1080 01:05:42,980 --> 01:05:44,110 乔乔 Jojo! 1081 01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:48,610 我想上厕所 I have to go to the bathroom. 1082 01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:50,450 他会没事的 对吧 He's gonna be okay, right? 1083 01:05:50,600 --> 01:05:53,130 他会好起来的 不久就会醒来是吧 Like he's gonna snap outta this. He'll wake up soon. 1084 01:05:53,330 --> 01:05:55,650 对 嗅盐 你应该有兽医用嗅盐之类的吧 Oh, smelling salts! Don't you have like vet smelling salts, 1085 01:05:55,770 --> 01:05:58,000 比如给猫用的 或者给鹦鹉用的 之类的 like for cats, or parakeets or something? 1086 01:05:58,150 --> 01:06:01,070 -不 没人生产猫嗅盐 -为什么不生产呢 - No, they don't make cat smelling salts. - They should. 1087 01:06:01,500 --> 01:06:05,580 我的 人用急救箱里 放了些人用嗅盐 I have human smelling salts in my human first aid kit. 1088 01:06:06,860 --> 01:06:08,110 好了 Okay. 1089 01:06:10,310 --> 01:06:11,460 拜托快醒来 伙计 Come on, buddy. 1090 01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:12,930 要跑得快 Gotta go fast! 1091 01:06:16,350 --> 01:06:17,660 我在哪 今年是哪一年 Where am I? What year is it? 1092 01:06:17,660 --> 01:06:18,710 巨石强森当总统了吗 Is the Rock President? 1093 01:06:18,840 --> 01:06:20,780 停 停 伙计 你没事了 冷静点 Whoa, whoa, buddy. You're okay. Calm down. 1094 01:06:20,920 --> 01:06:23,120 -你好啊 椒盐卷饼夫人 -你好 - Oh, hi Pretzel Lady! - Hi. 1095 01:06:24,050 --> 01:06:25,050 汤姆 Tom? 1096 01:06:25,220 --> 01:06:27,000 -怎么了 -我能和你谈谈吗 - Yeah? - Can I talk to you please? 1097 01:06:30,170 --> 01:06:32,210 太空刺猬 待在那儿 尽量休息一下 Space hedgehog, stay there. Try to rest. 1098 01:06:32,330 --> 01:06:34,120 没问题 我最擅长休息了 You got it. I am great at resting. 1099 01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:35,530 论休息谁也比不过我 I rest better than anybody. 1100 01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:37,300 还是说个不停 Still talking. 1101 01:06:37,430 --> 01:06:40,070 首先 我们能花一点时间确认一下 First of all, can we take a moment to acknowledge 1102 01:06:40,070 --> 01:06:41,070 我刚刚是不是很冷静 how under control I've been. 1103 01:06:41,180 --> 01:06:42,540 -你很棒 -没被吓坏 - Amazing. - Didn't freak out. 1104 01:06:42,660 --> 01:06:44,520 -没有 -完全冷静 - No. - Totally calm. 1105 01:06:44,930 --> 01:06:46,470 谢谢了 Thank you. 1106 01:06:47,190 --> 01:06:48,880 其次 Second of all, 1107 01:06:49,390 --> 01:06:52,340 到底是怎么回事 他是个外星人吗 what the heck is going on?! Is that thing an alien? 1108 01:06:52,490 --> 01:06:54,660 这么说吧 还记得疯狂的卡尔总是 Okay, so, remember how Crazy Carl 1109 01:06:54,660 --> 01:06:56,900 对蓝恶魔那么疯狂吗 is always going on about the Blue Devil? 1110 01:06:57,780 --> 01:06:59,890 -原来是他 他是真的吗 -对 - That's him. He's real? - Dah! 1111 01:07:00,020 --> 01:07:02,490 那他来这里干什么 还有你又这里干什么 What is he doing here? What are you doing here? 1112 01:07:03,630 --> 01:07:06,780 我用你的麻醉枪击倒了这个蓝色的小朋友 I kinda sorta shot our little blue friend with your tranq gun. 1113 01:07:06,910 --> 01:07:09,210 -不 你不是吧 -我不是 我不是故意的 - No, you did not! - I didn't... I didn't mean to. 1114 01:07:09,330 --> 01:07:11,380 好吧 解释清楚有点难 Okay, this is kinda hard for me to explain. 1115 01:07:11,450 --> 01:07:13,180 而且听起来也有点疯狂 And it's gonna sound a little bit crazy. 1116 01:07:13,310 --> 01:07:15,230 他得去泛美大厦 He has to get to the Transamerica building, 1117 01:07:15,230 --> 01:07:16,660 而且我答应要带他去 and I promised I'd take him. 1118 01:07:17,990 --> 01:07:19,120 外星人 Aliens? 1119 01:07:19,390 --> 01:07:21,400 玛蒂 你老公已经疯了 Maddie, your husband's lost his mind. 1120 01:07:21,540 --> 01:07:23,920 你正好利用这个机会赶紧离开他吧 You can use this as an opportunity to leave him. 1121 01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:25,150 大家也都会理解你的 No one would judge you. 1122 01:07:30,150 --> 01:07:32,530 穿这个 你就不会伤到你的脚了 So you won't hurt your feet anymore. 1123 01:07:33,030 --> 01:07:34,390 真的吗 Really? 1124 01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:37,670 还从来没人送过我礼物呢 No one's ever given me a gift before. 1125 01:07:38,480 --> 01:07:40,680 我得从把这一项从我的清单上去掉 I gotta check that off my bucket list. 1126 01:07:50,060 --> 01:07:51,980 真棒 感觉很不错 All right. Lookin' good. 1127 01:07:55,100 --> 01:07:56,260 好吧 Okay. 1128 01:07:56,520 --> 01:07:59,430 你说过 你想帮助真正有麻烦的人 对吧 You said you wanted to help people in real trouble, right? 1129 01:07:59,900 --> 01:08:01,280 你也一直在这么做 Well, that's what you're doing. 1130 01:08:01,470 --> 01:08:04,970 那蓝色的外星人刺猬也算人 不是吗 Blue alien hedgehogs still count as people, right? 1131 01:08:05,130 --> 01:08:06,390 -我也这么觉得 -是啊 - I think so, too. - Yeah. 1132 01:08:06,520 --> 01:08:08,030 -至少我觉得 -好 - I think. - Okay. 1133 01:08:08,190 --> 01:08:10,150 我爱你 我记不得有没有告诉过你 I love you. Did I tell you that already? 1134 01:08:10,150 --> 01:08:11,880 但我配不上你 你知道吗 I don't deserve you, you know that? 1135 01:08:12,070 --> 01:08:13,620 我知道 I know that. 1136 01:08:16,110 --> 01:08:17,110 所以 So, 1137 01:08:17,200 --> 01:08:19,210 你应该就是那个汤姆最好的 you're supposed to be Tom's best friend 1138 01:08:19,220 --> 01:08:20,790 绝不会拒之门外的朋友吧 that he won't shut up about. 1139 01:08:22,370 --> 01:08:24,200 可我也看不出你哪里吸引他 Well, I don't see the appeal. 1140 01:08:25,980 --> 01:08:28,670 别舔了 这也太恶心了 Stop. That is very gross. 1141 01:08:31,960 --> 01:08:33,630 是这样 我的卡车还能开 So, my truck still runs, 1142 01:08:33,630 --> 01:08:35,310 但也将近面目全非了 but it's pretty much totaled. 1143 01:08:35,430 --> 01:08:37,630 你说你姐姐会不会介意我们借她车一用 You think your sister would mind if we borrowed her car? 1144 01:08:37,760 --> 01:08:39,550 你开什么玩笑 You have got to be kidding me! 1145 01:08:40,270 --> 01:08:42,500 -她会适应的 -对 那走吧 - She'll be fine. - Yes, let's do that. 1146 01:08:42,850 --> 01:08:45,040 这里是我家 This is my house! 1147 01:08:47,430 --> 01:08:50,720 我该转了 我这车开得左摇右摆的 Now this is my turn. And I pull around him. 1148 01:08:50,870 --> 01:08:53,390 抱歉 完美刹车 Sorry. And... perfect park. 1149 01:08:53,690 --> 01:08:54,690 你疯了吗 What are you, crazy? 1150 01:08:54,690 --> 01:08:56,410 路上的东西怕是都被你撞过一遍了 Is there anything you didn't hit? 1151 01:08:56,540 --> 01:08:58,060 我们为什么要让外星人开车 Why did we let the alien drive? 1152 01:08:58,060 --> 01:08:59,300 至少我开车还是把大家送到了 Hey, I got us here. 1153 01:08:59,460 --> 01:09:01,370 麻烦给个五星好评 And please, five stars. 1154 01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:03,920 所以 就是这了吗 So, this is it? 1155 01:09:04,110 --> 01:09:05,760 就是这儿 快看 你要的金字塔 That's it. That's your pyramid. 1156 01:09:06,290 --> 01:09:09,360 -快看 这擎天高楼 -那接下来怎么办 - Wow! Look at that thing. - What happens now? 1157 01:09:10,260 --> 01:09:12,830 -他 他跑了 -对 - Oh, he's... gone. - Yup. 1158 01:09:14,090 --> 01:09:16,790 没用 得要特定的钥匙才能到楼顶去 No good. You need a special key to get to the roof. 1159 01:09:17,770 --> 01:09:19,350 现在怎么办 What now? 1160 01:09:19,510 --> 01:09:22,710 我是时候滥用一次职权了 Time for me to abuse the power entrusted to me. 1161 01:09:32,560 --> 01:09:33,940 楼顶有人想跳楼轻生 We got a jumper on the roof. 1162 01:09:34,060 --> 01:09:35,830 我们得尽快上去 免得 Gotta get up there fast, or we're gonna 1163 01:09:35,830 --> 01:09:37,390 待会就变成一个肉饼了 have a human pancake on our hands. 1164 01:09:37,560 --> 01:09:39,870 所以 你从蒙大拿州一路赶来阻止他吗 You came all the way from Montana? 1165 01:09:40,120 --> 01:09:42,340 是啊 事态已经非常严重 Yup, that's how serious it is. 1166 01:09:46,780 --> 01:09:48,120 好吧 Okay. 1167 01:09:49,540 --> 01:09:51,160 你刚刚挽救了一条生命 You just saved a life. 1168 01:09:54,620 --> 01:09:55,980 快啊 快啊 Come on. Come on. 1169 01:09:59,800 --> 01:10:02,450 还要多久啊 这里面根本呼吸不了 How much longer? I can't breathe in here. 1170 01:10:04,620 --> 01:10:06,910 你好 有人吗 Hello? Anybody there? 1171 01:10:07,080 --> 01:10:09,030 你是把你的孩子装进了这个包里吗 Do you have your child in that bag? 1172 01:10:09,260 --> 01:10:10,410 不是 No. 1173 01:10:10,570 --> 01:10:13,020 我是说 是的 是个孩子 但不是我的 I mean yes, it's a child, but it's not mine. 1174 01:10:14,140 --> 01:10:15,520 不是你的孩子吗 It's not your child? 1175 01:10:15,880 --> 01:10:17,910 别紧张 我是警察 好吗 Relax, I'm a cop, okay? 1176 01:10:18,040 --> 01:10:19,870 而且他也喜欢待在包里 是吧 伙计 Plus he likes it in there, don't you, buddy? 1177 01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:21,300 我为什么会想待在包里 Why would I like it in here? 1178 01:10:21,440 --> 01:10:24,330 这包还不如你之前关我的狗笼呢 This is worse than the dog cage you had me in earlier. 1179 01:10:25,040 --> 01:10:26,780 真是孩子气 Such a kidder. 1180 01:10:27,790 --> 01:10:29,200 好了 Okay. 1181 01:10:29,310 --> 01:10:31,950 不要啊 我怕黑 有人在吗 No, I'm scared of the dark! Is anybody there? 1182 01:10:45,140 --> 01:10:47,250 你的包都用来装些什么啊 What were you keeping in this bag? 1183 01:10:47,490 --> 01:10:49,220 你要在里面腌一罐臭屁吗 A jar of pickled farts? 1184 01:10:49,380 --> 01:10:51,660 好吧 好吧 所以要在这儿找什么东西 All right, all right, what are we looking for? 1185 01:10:54,210 --> 01:10:55,490 这个 This! 1186 01:10:55,950 --> 01:10:58,080 好吧 然后呢 Okay, what happens now? 1187 01:10:58,190 --> 01:10:59,520 现在 我要做的就是 Now, all I have to do is think of 1188 01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:01,600 想想让戒指的另一边出现在什么地方 where I want the other end of the ring to appear, 1189 01:11:01,730 --> 01:11:03,420 -然后把戒指扔出去 -就这样吗 - and I throw it. - So, that's it? 1190 01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:05,720 -我们做到了吗 -对 我们做到了 - We did it? - Yeah. We did it. 1191 01:11:06,450 --> 01:11:08,210 抱歉 没能把你 Hey, sorry we didn't get to do everything 1192 01:11:08,210 --> 01:11:09,940 愿望清单上的事都挨件做完 伙计 on your bucket list, pal. 1193 01:11:10,100 --> 01:11:12,940 没事的 我做到了其中我最想做的 It's okay. I did the ones I needed the most. 1194 01:11:13,860 --> 01:11:17,560 -你们俩真可爱 就像 -拜托 你说啥 - You two are so cute, like... - Oh, please. What? 1195 01:11:17,700 --> 01:11:19,740 -我们才不可爱 -不 我们一点都不可爱 - We are not. - No, we're not cute. 1196 01:11:19,880 --> 01:11:21,520 我们俩都只会我行我素 We are a couple of loose cannons 1197 01:11:21,520 --> 01:11:23,010 按自己的规则来生活 just living by our own rules. 1198 01:11:23,140 --> 01:11:24,680 -没错 是的 -真的吗 - Exactly. Yeah. - Really? 1199 01:11:24,820 --> 01:11:27,980 诉说一些真挚的情感也是我们的规则 And our rules include expressing heartfelt emotions. 1200 01:11:28,130 --> 01:11:29,300 好的 听你的 If you say so. 1201 01:11:29,530 --> 01:11:31,040 那好 Okay then. 1202 01:11:31,320 --> 01:11:32,370 好了 All right. 1203 01:11:33,450 --> 01:11:35,450 -你得走了 是吗 -对 我得走了 所以 - You gotta go, right? - Yeah, I gotta go, so... 1204 01:11:35,570 --> 01:11:37,120 我得走了 我们也得走了 I gotta go. We gotta go, too. 1205 01:11:37,120 --> 01:11:38,740 所以 这样的话 好吧 再见 So, see... All right. Bye bye. 1206 01:11:42,930 --> 01:11:44,570 还有一件事 Just one more thing. 1207 01:11:52,640 --> 01:11:54,780 对不起 我对你要求太多了 I'm sorry I was so hard on you. 1208 01:11:57,220 --> 01:11:58,810 我知道 选择离开青山镇 I know it's a tough decision 1209 01:11:58,810 --> 01:12:00,050 对你来说挺不容易 for you to leave Green Hills. 1210 01:12:00,420 --> 01:12:03,120 离开你在乎的东西 Walking away from something you care about 1211 01:12:03,590 --> 01:12:05,280 一定很痛苦 has to be painful. 1212 01:12:05,410 --> 01:12:07,450 你不太确定你是不是真的想走 对吗 You're not sure you really wanna go, huh? 1213 01:12:08,290 --> 01:12:11,190 我不想走 但我也不能留在原地 I don't wanna go, but I can't stay. 1214 01:12:11,730 --> 01:12:14,500 只要我在这儿 大家就都不安全 As long as I'm here I put everyone in danger. 1215 01:12:14,880 --> 01:12:16,370 我不能置大家于险地 I can't do that. 1216 01:12:17,310 --> 01:12:20,030 我只想让你知道 这两天 I just want you to know that these last two days 1217 01:12:20,160 --> 01:12:23,910 这是我生命中最美好的两天 have been the best two days of my life. 1218 01:12:26,980 --> 01:12:28,650 你也知道 我从来不会把思念挂在嘴边 You know I never though I'd say this 1219 01:12:28,780 --> 01:12:31,290 但我真的会想你的 你这个蓝恶魔 but I'm actually gonna miss you, you little Blue Devil. 1220 01:12:31,440 --> 01:12:33,490 我也会想你的 甜甜圈殿下 I'll miss you too, Donut Lord. 1221 01:12:34,320 --> 01:12:35,480 谢谢你 Thank you. 1222 01:12:36,190 --> 01:12:37,470 为什么谢我 For what? 1223 01:12:38,100 --> 01:12:39,680 因为你救了我的命 For saving my life. 1224 01:12:57,670 --> 01:13:00,570 有人开着"查找我的手机"吗 Okay, did someone leave their 'Find my Phone' on? 1225 01:13:26,870 --> 01:13:29,930 欢迎来到旧金山瓦查斯基先生 Welcome to San Francisco, Mr. Wachowski. 1226 01:13:30,610 --> 01:13:32,450 你喜欢吃蛤蜊杂烩吗 Are you enjoying the clam chowder? 1227 01:13:32,560 --> 01:13:34,980 原来一直想杀我们的是为政府打零工的 It's the government wack job who keeps trying to kill us, 1228 01:13:35,100 --> 01:13:36,100 可惜没有得手 unsuccessfully. 1229 01:13:36,330 --> 01:13:38,410 感谢你在去动漫展的路上顺路过来 Nice of you to swing by on your way to Comic-Con. 1230 01:13:38,540 --> 01:13:40,040 是啊 你穿的是什么 Yeah, what are you wearing? 1231 01:13:41,570 --> 01:13:43,050 这是飞行服 It's a flight suit. 1232 01:13:43,230 --> 01:13:45,890 它的设计可以调节我的体温 减少阻力 Designed to modulate my body temperature and reduce drag. 1233 01:13:46,120 --> 01:13:48,010 好吧 但你仍然像个漫展的工作人员 Yeah, and yet you're still are one. 1234 01:13:48,430 --> 01:13:51,280 好样的 托马斯你是在引火烧身 Good one, you are catching fire, Thomas. 1235 01:13:51,660 --> 01:13:54,570 说到火 我看你带了个情人 Oh, and speaking of heat, I see you've taken a lover. 1236 01:13:54,710 --> 01:13:55,440 她有名字吗 Does she have a name, 1237 01:13:55,440 --> 01:13:58,270 或者我们要叫她"被伤及的无辜" or should we just call her 'collateral damage'? 1238 01:13:58,480 --> 01:13:59,690 喂 别乱说话 Hey, watch your mouth! 1239 01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:02,260 除非你想被打得比之前更惨 Unless you want a little more of what I gave you earlier? 1240 01:14:02,390 --> 01:14:03,470 一拳打到他脸上 Punched him in the face. 1241 01:14:03,590 --> 01:14:05,960 你直接一拳打到他脸上 太棒了 Oh, you punched him right in the face. It was awesome. 1242 01:14:06,100 --> 01:14:09,000 闲聊时间结束了 该按下按钮了 The time for talking is over! It's time to push buttons. 1243 01:14:09,130 --> 01:14:10,940 你的会飞的蛋真是让人印象深刻 Your flying eggs are pretty impressive, 1244 01:14:10,940 --> 01:14:11,960 蛋人先生 Mr. Eggman. 1245 01:14:12,190 --> 01:14:14,620 但面对现实吧 你永远抓不到我 But let's face it, you'll never catch me. 1246 01:14:14,760 --> 01:14:16,290 自信 Confidence, 1247 01:14:16,570 --> 01:14:18,850 是智慧的一个愚蠢的替代 a fool's substitute for intelligence. 1248 01:14:26,330 --> 01:14:28,010 这下糟了 That's not good. 1249 01:14:28,400 --> 01:14:30,960 索尼克 我知道你有超高的速度 Sonic, I know you got the super speed and everything, 1250 01:14:30,960 --> 01:14:31,600 但玛蒂和我 but Maddie and I... 1251 01:14:31,730 --> 01:14:33,870 毫无防御能力 可能会被炸飞 Totally defenseless, probably gonna get blown up? 1252 01:14:33,990 --> 01:14:35,320 差不多是这样 Pretty much, yeah. 1253 01:14:35,870 --> 01:14:38,600 别担心 我知道该怎么做 Don't worry, I know exactly what to do. 1254 01:14:45,790 --> 01:14:47,770 这招我没想到 I was not expecting that. 1255 01:14:48,050 --> 01:14:50,040 但我本就想什么都不想 But I was expecting not to expect something, 1256 01:14:50,040 --> 01:14:51,190 所以这不算数 so it doesn't count. 1257 01:15:51,550 --> 01:15:52,800 加油 Come on! 1258 01:15:52,930 --> 01:15:55,130 加油加油 Com... Com... Come on! Come on! 1259 01:16:05,880 --> 01:16:06,700 Green Hills 1260 01:16:21,600 --> 01:16:24,080 嗨 汤姆 很高兴你来了 Hi Tom. Glad you're here. 1261 01:16:24,210 --> 01:16:27,430 快来帮忙 老贝西要生产了 Could use some help. Old Bessie is about to give birth. 1262 01:16:28,090 --> 01:16:29,440 给我一分钟 Give me a minute. 1263 01:16:32,150 --> 01:16:35,260 我能给你一个天才的建议吗 Can I give you one genius piece of advice? 1264 01:16:35,850 --> 01:16:37,260 不要跑了 Don't run. 1265 01:16:37,400 --> 01:16:39,550 跑只会带来更多痛苦 It'll only hurt more if you do. 1266 01:16:39,770 --> 01:16:42,140 并且科学证明 它对你的关节有害 And it's bad for your joints, they proved it. 1267 01:16:42,280 --> 01:16:43,400 好吧 蛋人 All right, Eggman, 1268 01:16:43,400 --> 01:16:46,020 你想要快吗 那就快开始吧 you wanna get fast? Let's get fast. 1269 01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:50,660 困难模式开始 The hard way it is. 1270 01:17:09,650 --> 01:17:11,950 顺便说一句 那个左转违章了 That was an illegal left, by the way. 1271 01:17:14,210 --> 01:17:16,040 所以 我们又回到了这里 So, here we are again. 1272 01:17:16,180 --> 01:17:17,900 我们一起经历了那么多 We've been through so much together. 1273 01:17:18,020 --> 01:17:20,640 现在你明白 为什么有个变态机械博士 Now you understand why there's a psychotic robot-doctor 1274 01:17:20,740 --> 01:17:22,910 在追逐一只超音速蓝色刺猬了吧 chasing a super sonic blue hedgehog. 1275 01:17:22,990 --> 01:17:24,260 想知道结局是怎样的吗 Wanna know how it ends? 1276 01:17:24,410 --> 01:17:25,680 是啊 我也想知道 Yeah, me too. 1277 01:17:43,280 --> 01:17:46,690 怎么可能 从来没人追上过我 How is this possible?! No one's ever caught up to me before. 1278 01:17:54,470 --> 01:17:55,950 我过来了 Coming through! 1279 01:17:58,910 --> 01:18:00,870 请原谅我 先生 Excusez-moi, monsieur. 1280 01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:07,340 有了 有地方可以打开它了 Here we go. Room to open it up. 1281 01:18:16,330 --> 01:18:17,840 我甩不掉他 I can't lose him! 1282 01:18:32,180 --> 01:18:34,760 如果你打不过他 就弄瞎他 If you can't beat him, blind him. 1283 01:18:37,840 --> 01:18:39,850 无法视觉探测 Lost visual contact. 1284 01:18:44,590 --> 01:18:46,640 你不准爬上那里 You're not allowed up there! 1285 01:18:46,800 --> 01:18:48,930 那是世界七大奇迹之一 It's one of the Seven Wonders. 1286 01:19:12,870 --> 01:19:15,150 -快跑 -快点 快点 - Get out of here! - Go! Go! 1287 01:19:22,410 --> 01:19:25,440 你真是个了不起的小东西 You're an astonishing little creature. 1288 01:19:28,100 --> 01:19:30,100 把你带回实验室 It'll be fun to take you back to the lab 1289 01:19:30,260 --> 01:19:32,820 进行一系列有创的探索性手术会很有趣的 for a litany of invasive exploratory procedures. 1290 01:19:33,460 --> 01:19:35,770 有什么遗言吗 Any last words? 1291 01:19:35,960 --> 01:19:37,380 呱 Guac. 1292 01:19:37,620 --> 01:19:39,260 我喜欢这个词 I like that word. 1293 01:19:40,190 --> 01:19:42,660 我不用告诉你 有多少科学突破 I don't have to tell you how many scientific breakthroughs 1294 01:19:42,800 --> 01:19:45,170 是通过动物实验实现的 have been made possible by animal testing. 1295 01:19:45,290 --> 01:19:46,640 你太自私了 You're being very selfish. 1296 01:19:46,780 --> 01:19:48,620 -挡我路了 -什么鬼 - Going my way? - What the... 1297 01:19:54,210 --> 01:19:56,380 你以为你是谁 Who the hell do you think you are?! 1298 01:19:59,460 --> 01:20:01,450 我是甜甜圈殿下 你个智障 I'm the Donut Lord, you son of a... 1299 01:20:06,040 --> 01:20:08,170 自动飞行 调整 Autopilot, adjust. 1300 01:20:08,620 --> 01:20:09,780 为什么 Why? 1301 01:20:10,160 --> 01:20:13,350 你为什么要为这东西放弃你的生命 Why would you throw your life away for this thing? 1302 01:20:13,510 --> 01:20:15,050 因此我从不交朋友 That's why I don't have friends. 1303 01:20:15,210 --> 01:20:17,220 不然接下来你就会当上某人的伴郎 Next thing you know, you're somebody's best man, 1304 01:20:17,360 --> 01:20:19,090 他们想在城外举行婚礼 they wanna have the wedding out of town. 1305 01:20:19,230 --> 01:20:21,320 好像没人有什么正事可干 Like nobody has anything better to do! 1306 01:20:21,520 --> 01:20:23,550 总之 刚才我们说到哪儿了 Anyway, where were we? 1307 01:20:23,740 --> 01:20:24,850 对了 Oh, yes, 1308 01:20:25,020 --> 01:20:26,760 你就快死了 you were about to die. 1309 01:20:28,690 --> 01:20:30,820 你惹的是我们的警长 That's our Sheriff you're messing with. 1310 01:20:32,130 --> 01:20:33,810 以及我们的蓝恶魔 And our Blue Devil? 1311 01:20:33,980 --> 01:20:37,010 大家都看到了 它是个真实存在的生物 Who as everyone can see is a very real creature, 1312 01:20:37,390 --> 01:20:40,360 完全不是我胡扯出来的 and not at all invented by me! 1313 01:20:42,530 --> 01:20:44,500 -小心点 -只是 把它挪远一点 - Be careful. - Just... pull it away... 1314 01:20:44,650 --> 01:20:45,840 汤姆 Tom. 1315 01:20:59,140 --> 01:21:01,240 我不想在这里无礼 I don't mean to be indelicate here. 1316 01:21:01,240 --> 01:21:04,850 但有人应该拿些冰来 别让它身体腐烂 But someone should get some ice to keep the body fresh. 1317 01:21:07,600 --> 01:21:10,250 他只是个愚蠢的小外星人 He's just a silly little alien. 1318 01:21:10,480 --> 01:21:12,430 他不属于这里 He didn't belong here! 1319 01:21:13,960 --> 01:21:15,530 那个小外星人 That little alien 1320 01:21:16,160 --> 01:21:19,570 比你更懂得做人 knew more about being human than you ever will. 1321 01:21:20,360 --> 01:21:22,230 他叫索尼克 His name was Sonic. 1322 01:21:22,600 --> 01:21:24,410 这是他的家 This was his home. 1323 01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:26,890 他是我的朋友 And he was my friend. 1324 01:21:51,540 --> 01:21:53,180 他是你的了 He's all yours. 1325 01:21:54,450 --> 01:21:55,860 大家都退后 Everyone get back! 1326 01:21:59,350 --> 01:22:02,240 我想你拿了属于我的东西 I think you have something that belongs to me. 1327 01:22:12,950 --> 01:22:14,860 这是我的力量 This is my power! 1328 01:22:15,050 --> 01:22:17,460 我再也不会用它逃跑了 And I'm not using it to run away anymore. 1329 01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:20,910 我要用它来保护我的朋友 I'm using it to protect my friends! 1330 01:23:19,440 --> 01:23:20,790 现在你做到了 Now you've done it! 1331 01:23:20,950 --> 01:23:22,100 你猜怎么着 蛋人 Guess what, Eggman, 1332 01:23:22,100 --> 01:23:23,650 我是不会离开地球的 I'm not leaving Earth. 1333 01:23:23,820 --> 01:23:25,190 你才是要离开的那个 You are! 1334 01:23:25,330 --> 01:23:26,680 甜甜圈殿下 Donut Lord? 1335 01:24:15,540 --> 01:24:18,290 -我就说你能成功 -是我们能成功 - Told you you got this. - Hey, we got this. 1336 01:24:30,920 --> 01:24:33,550 -这些是你的 -非常感谢 - These belong to you. - Thank you very much. 1337 01:24:34,390 --> 01:24:36,410 不许再把人从楼上推下去了 No more pushing people of the buildings. 1338 01:24:36,580 --> 01:24:38,200 你知道我不能保证 You know I can't promise that. 1339 01:24:41,280 --> 01:24:42,880 你做得很好 太空刺猬 You did pretty good, space hog. 1340 01:24:42,980 --> 01:24:44,380 谢谢夸奖 甜甜圈殿下 Thanks, Donut Lord. 1341 01:24:44,530 --> 01:24:47,360 你得讲讲"甜甜圈殿下"的事 You're gonna have to explain this 'Donut Lord' thing. 1342 01:24:47,520 --> 01:24:48,760 不 不好意思 Nope, sorry, 1343 01:24:48,760 --> 01:24:50,070 这是我和这小家伙之间的故事 对吗 that's for me and the little guy. Right? 1344 01:24:50,370 --> 01:24:52,360 我们有我们的故事 你有你和 We got our thing, you got your thing with your... 1345 01:24:52,520 --> 01:24:54,250 -你妹妹的故事 -天啊 我的妹妹 - sister. - Oh my God, my sister. 1346 01:24:54,410 --> 01:24:56,750 我要更快 我要更快 Gotta go fast. Gotta go fast. 1347 01:24:58,500 --> 01:25:00,560 乔乔 戴上我的智能手环 Jojo, put on my Fitbit. 1348 01:25:01,350 --> 01:25:03,170 那样我至少多刷点步数 Then I can at least get some steps. 1349 01:25:03,320 --> 01:25:04,540 我们再也不能回去了 We can never go back there. 1350 01:25:06,030 --> 01:25:06,860 真的不能了吗 I mean, are we? 1351 01:25:09,590 --> 01:25:11,970 因为感觉我们现在就在家 'Cause it kinda feels like we're home right now. 1352 01:25:12,480 --> 01:25:14,190 真的吗 Really? 1353 01:25:15,360 --> 01:25:17,880 我觉得我已经完成了我的清单上 I kinda feel like I checked the 'save the life' 1354 01:25:17,980 --> 01:25:19,440 "拯救生命"的那一项 box off my bucket list. 1355 01:25:22,300 --> 01:25:23,520 现在我只想 Now all I wanna do 1356 01:25:23,960 --> 01:25:26,080 和我关心的人共度一生 is to spend my life with the people I care about. 1357 01:25:27,550 --> 01:25:29,610 我想完成那一项 I wanna check that box. 1358 01:25:30,060 --> 01:25:31,970 好呀 我喜欢 Okay. I like that. 1359 01:25:32,240 --> 01:25:34,800 好了各位 没什么好看的了 All right, everybody. Nothing to see here. 1360 01:25:35,340 --> 01:25:36,160 散了吧 Disperse. 1361 01:25:36,260 --> 01:25:38,010 只是青山镇普通的一天 Just another ordinary day in Green Hills. 1362 01:25:38,160 --> 01:25:39,980 卡尔 我要没收那个电锯 Carl, I'll take that chainsaw. 1363 01:25:40,280 --> 01:25:42,070 快点 我们走 Come on, let's go! 1364 01:25:42,260 --> 01:25:44,420 你们要表现得好像从没见过一场 You act like you've never seen a fight between 1365 01:25:44,420 --> 01:25:48,530 星际啮齿动物和博士机器人间的战斗 an intergalactic space rodent and a robot with a doctorate. 1366 01:25:57,670 --> 01:25:59,130 你那里的油漆够用吗 You got enough there? 1367 01:25:59,400 --> 01:26:01,460 -够了 包工头先生 -要再来点吗 - Yes, Mr. Manager. - You need any more? 1368 01:26:01,690 --> 01:26:03,010 你明知道 You get that...boy... 1369 01:26:13,680 --> 01:26:15,670 瓦查斯基夫妇吗 Mr. And Mrs. Wachowski? 1370 01:26:16,340 --> 01:26:17,690 有什么事情吗 Yes? 1371 01:26:19,740 --> 01:26:21,840 这里有份政府发来的奖励 A token of appreciation from your government. 1372 01:26:22,010 --> 01:26:25,300 表彰您对最近发生的未发生之事保持沉默 For keeping quiet about recent incidents, which never occurred. 1373 01:26:29,030 --> 01:26:31,540 -不知道里面是什么 -修房子的钱吗 - Wonder what it is. - Money to fix the house? 1374 01:26:31,710 --> 01:26:33,960 -总统的信吗 -你看了就知道了 - Letter from the President? - You'll see. 1375 01:26:34,400 --> 01:26:35,890 好的 Okay. 1376 01:26:37,200 --> 01:26:38,680 瓦查斯基一家 山姆大叔 $50 Olive Garden 1377 01:26:38,800 --> 01:26:41,010 -橄榄园 -是啊 - Olive Garden? - Yeah. 1378 01:26:41,300 --> 01:26:42,840 就像你说的"看了就知道了" The way you said "you'll see" 1379 01:26:43,000 --> 01:26:45,570 让我觉得这比我们说的要好 made me think it was something better than the things we said. 1380 01:26:45,710 --> 01:26:47,930 你试过他们的"吃不完的意面碗"吗 Have you tried their 'Never Ending Pasta Bowl'? 1381 01:26:48,150 --> 01:26:49,780 永远吃不完 It never ends. 1382 01:26:50,000 --> 01:26:51,730 听起来很棒 That sounds fancy. 1383 01:26:51,940 --> 01:26:54,690 谢谢你 我们很感激你们的好意 Well, thank you. We appreciate the gesture. 1384 01:26:55,320 --> 01:26:58,460 我猜罗伯特尼克的档案可以销毁了 Oh, hey, I guess we can close the file on that Robotnik guy, huh? 1385 01:26:58,630 --> 01:27:00,020 他就这么消失了 Just disappeared? 1386 01:27:00,180 --> 01:27:03,120 我很抱歉 但没有这样的人存在 I'm sorry, but, no such person exists, 1387 01:27:03,120 --> 01:27:04,050 也不曾存在过这样的人 or ever has existed. 1388 01:27:05,290 --> 01:27:06,480 我希望那事是真的 I wish that were true. 1389 01:27:06,650 --> 01:27:08,510 你们那件事过后 就再也没有 You haven't by any chance been in contact 1390 01:27:08,650 --> 01:27:11,220 和那个外星人的联系了对吗 with a certain alien creature since the incident, have you? 1391 01:27:11,390 --> 01:27:13,290 山姆大叔很想和他聊聊 Uncle Sam would love to have a chat with him. 1392 01:27:13,470 --> 01:27:15,850 很随意的聊天 早午餐就可以 Very casual, brunch perhaps. 1393 01:27:17,430 --> 01:27:20,460 你是说那个蓝色的小家伙吗 没有 Oh, you mean the little blue guy? No, no. Nothing. 1394 01:27:21,470 --> 01:27:23,650 恐怕我们再也听不到他的消息了 Doubt we'll ever hear from him again. 1395 01:27:25,010 --> 01:27:27,190 -很好 -好吧 - Very well. - Okay. 1396 01:27:27,690 --> 01:27:29,530 -谢谢 -太好了 - Thank you. - Great. 1397 01:27:31,760 --> 01:27:33,060 好的 Yup. 1398 01:27:36,290 --> 01:27:38,980 说实话 我对那个意面碗很感兴趣 To be honest, I'm pretty pumped about the pasta bowl. 1399 01:27:39,510 --> 01:27:41,380 你们想看电影吗 So, you guys wanna watch a movie or what? 1400 01:27:41,510 --> 01:27:42,940 抱歉伙计 今天是上学之夜 Sorry, buddy, it's a school night, 1401 01:27:42,940 --> 01:27:44,760 你该回你的小窝去了 it's time for you to go back to your cave. 1402 01:27:44,870 --> 01:27:46,480 什么 才下午三点 What? It's three in the afternoon! 1403 01:27:46,620 --> 01:27:48,550 你知道当你累的时候你会变成什么样 You know how you get when you're tired, come on. 1404 01:27:48,670 --> 01:27:50,150 我吗 我不会变成什么样 Me? I'm not like anything. 1405 01:27:50,290 --> 01:27:53,310 -你们真不酷 -是的 我们知道 - You guys are so uncool. - Yeah, yeah. We know. 1406 01:27:53,940 --> 01:27:55,020 嘿 伙计 你要去哪 Hey, buddy, where are you going? 1407 01:27:55,020 --> 01:27:57,240 你说的 我得回我的小窝 You said I have to go back to my cave. 1408 01:27:57,370 --> 01:27:58,040 我们是这么说的 We did. 1409 01:28:13,480 --> 01:28:16,330 天啊 你在开玩笑吧 Oh my... Are you kidding me? 1410 01:28:17,210 --> 01:28:18,860 真不敢相信 I can't believe it. 1411 01:28:19,170 --> 01:28:20,410 你怎么 How did you... 1412 01:28:21,100 --> 01:28:23,370 它 这是 所有的东西都在这里 It... This is... It's all here. 1413 01:28:33,620 --> 01:28:35,280 看看这个 你在开玩笑吗 Look at this! Are you kidding? 1414 01:28:35,280 --> 01:28:36,690 还有懒人沙发 不会是真的吧 And the bean bag? No way! 1415 01:28:37,460 --> 01:28:40,050 你怎么弄到这个的 这一切怎么搞到的 How did you even get this? How did you get it all over? 1416 01:28:41,040 --> 01:28:42,930 我爱死它了 I love it, I love it! 1417 01:28:46,470 --> 01:28:49,210 欢迎回家 Well, welcome home. 1418 01:28:49,450 --> 01:28:51,930 非常感谢 Thank you so much. 1419 01:29:00,760 --> 01:29:02,240 不 不可以 Oh, no, you don't. 1420 01:29:02,410 --> 01:29:05,320 人类第二好的动物朋友不许进我的房间 No second best animal friends allowed in my room. 1421 01:29:05,920 --> 01:29:08,190 等等 你在干什么 离我远点 Wait, what are you doing? Stay away from me. 1422 01:29:08,610 --> 01:29:11,300 停下 我警告你 我可有双截棍 Stop it. I'm warning you, I've got nunchucks. 1423 01:29:11,480 --> 01:29:14,000 嘿 住手 好吧 你可以待在这里 Hey, stop. Okay, you can stay. 1424 01:29:17,680 --> 01:29:21,680 刺猬索尼克 刺猬索尼克 1425 01:29:31,330 --> 01:29:34,680 我仍然保持着绝对的理智 My grasp on sanity remains absolute. 1426 01:29:36,480 --> 01:29:38,330 对不对 石头特工 Isn't that right, Agent Stone? 1427 01:29:43,120 --> 01:29:45,440 你为什么不先去探探路呢 Why don't you get a head start. 1428 01:29:47,360 --> 01:29:49,660 做点石学研究 Do some rockconnaissance. 1429 01:29:50,580 --> 01:29:53,320 石学 这太搞笑了 Rockconnaissance. Come on, that's hilarious. 1430 01:29:53,480 --> 01:29:55,290 你怎么回事 What's the matter with you?! 1431 01:29:55,610 --> 01:29:58,950 情况如下 一个无人居住的星球 Here's the sitch. Uninhabited planet. 1432 01:30:00,300 --> 01:30:02,560 没有资源 没有补给 No resources. No supplies. 1433 01:30:02,820 --> 01:30:04,640 没有回家的路 No apparent way home. 1434 01:30:06,720 --> 01:30:08,990 一个无能的男人会死在这里 A lesser man would die here. 1435 01:30:11,560 --> 01:30:13,790 而我会在圣诞节前回家 I'll be home by Christmas. 1436 01:30:32,720 --> 01:30:35,200 石学 Rockconnaissance! 1437 01:30:38,020 --> 01:30:39,840 加油 振作起来 Come on, cheer up! 1438 01:30:40,170 --> 01:30:42,000 后面有彩蛋 不要走开 1439 01:30:42,000 --> 01:30:43,500 欢迎来到青山镇 一个热心的小镇 后面有彩蛋 不要走开 1440 01:30:43,500 --> 01:30:44,000 后面有彩蛋 不要走开 1441 01:32:41,980 --> 01:32:44,410 如果这些读数准确 他就在这里 If these readings are accurate, he's here. 1442 01:32:44,570 --> 01:32:45,890 我找到他了 I found him! 1443 01:32:46,030 --> 01:32:47,810 我只是希望我没来晚 I just hope I'm not too late.