天气真不错 What a nice day.
有垃圾 可恶 Litterers. Despicable!
棒棒糖好吃吗 蒂米 Enjoying that lollypop, Timmy?
你知道我爸妈在哪吗 Do you know where my parents are?
知道 他们就在那辆货车里 Yeah, they're in that van over there.
来吧 我带你去见他们 Come on, I'll take you to 'em.
-妈妈 爸爸 -这边 - Mom! Dad! - This way!
那些糖果是给小朋友吃的 不是给狗 Those treats are for little kids not do...
腌黄瓜先生 Mr. Pickles!
我的眼睛 My eye!
欢迎来到老镇
你在这啊 There you are!
好孩子 Good boy!
腌黄瓜先生 第一季 第六集
我的牙松了 My tooth is loose!
等牙掉了以后 Well, after it falls out,
如果你睡前把牙放在枕头下面 if you put that tooth under your pillow before you sleep,
牙仙就会来看你 you'll get a visit from the tooth fairy.
真的吗 Really?!
你拿下假牙的时候 牙仙也来看你了吗 Do you get to see her when you take your teeth out?
我没有 I don't...
去院子里摘个苹果咬一口 Go bite into an apple from the yard.
我的第一颗牙就是这么掉的 That's how I lost my first tooth.
好的 Okay!
我才不会把假牙拿下来 I don't take my dentures out
因为我这么做的话 because, when I did,
腌黄瓜先生会把缝着娃娃头的鸟 Mr. Pickles would put a bird
放在我的枕头下面 with a doll's head sewn onto it under my pillow!
那只鸟就会在我胸口用便便拉出五芒星 Then the bird would poop a pentagram onto my chest.
老镇新闻 恋童癖出没
院子里没有苹果了 There's no more apples.
连菜园也不见了 There's no more garden!
因为我把菜都榨成汁了 That's because I juiced it all.
新榨汁机 A new juicer?
但是我的卡车需要新的启动器 But I need a new starter for my truck.
喝你的早餐吧 Just drink your breakfast.
腌黄瓜先生 我们去把我的牙弄下来 Come on, Mr. Pickles! Let's go lose my tooth!
什么 What?!
各位 我在找苹果树 Hi, guys. I'm looking for an apple tree.
小心点 汤米 明白吗 You be careful, Tommy. You feel me?
-好 我摸你 -什么 不是这个意思 - Sure! I feel you. - What? No!
如果这些男人想摸你的话 And if one of these men tries to feel ya,
捉拿恋童癖 大个子 有糖果
叫他来我的牢房 you tell him to come by my jail.
霍尔顿果园
也许这个苹果可以拔掉我的牙 Maybe this apple will pull my tooth out!
不行 Nope.
谁在偷我的苹果 Who's stealing my apples?!
乌鸦 稻草人 Crows! Scarecrow!
你存在的意义就是吓走这些乌鸦 Your whole point of existence is to scare those crows,
但你却和它们和睦相处 and you look so friendly and comfortable with them!
是我在吃你的苹果 这样我的牙就会掉了 I was eating your apples so I could lose my tooth.
你疯了吗 What are you, crazy?!
那是不可能奏效的 你得用枪才行 That's never gonna work! You got to use a gun!
好吧 Okay.
古德曼太太 Well, Mrs. Goodman.
琳达 Linda.
我今天带了些上等肉 Got some premium-grade meats today.
真的很好吃 Eats real good.
喝点果蔬汁吧 Have some juice.
是水果和蔬菜榨成的 It's made from fruits and vegetables.
什么什么汁 Huh's and whatables?
爸爸 你带头盔干什么 Dad, why are you wearing a helmet?
这样腌黄瓜先生就没法偷走我的假牙了 So Mr. Pickles doesn't steal my dentures, of course.
这个汁太好喝了 Them huh's and whatables got me feelin' good!
太好了 琳达 Great, Linda.
再来一杯 Juice me again!
恐怕不行 我们没有水果和蔬菜了 I'm afraid we're out of fruits and vegetables.
我能弄来 但是你得来开车 I could get some, but you gotta drive!
抱歉 斯坦利的卡车没法启动了 Sorry, Stanley's truck won't start.
我准备好了 Okay! I'm ready!
怪不得稻草人这么没用 No wonder that scarecrow's so useless.
连自己的眉毛都保护不了 He can't even keep his eyebrows on.
我受不了了 I can't take it anymore!
那我永远也看不到牙仙了 Now I'll never get to see the tooth fairy!
牙仙根本就不存在 The tooth fairy's not even real!
但是我外公跟我说 But my grandpa told me...
你外公是个骗子 Your grandpa's a liar!
-但是 -骗子 - But... - Liar!
为什么这个世界充斥着骗子呢 Why is the world so full of liars?!
天哪 我的假牙 Dad! My dentures!
琳达 你在干嘛 Linda, what are you doing?
我们去弄些长笛和心脏吧 Now let's get some flutes and ventricles!
是水果和蔬菜 Fruits and vegetables.
我就是这么说的 走吧 That's what I said! Now let's go!
丹 你好 Dan. How's it going?
你 你 你 Well... well... g-g-g-g-g...
-其 其实 -一会跟我说行吗 - w-w-w... - Well, tell me later, all right?
我真的得赶紧去厕所了 I really have to use the restroom.
但 但是 我 我太太 B-but my wife... m-my wife...
我太太今早给我榨了果蔬汁 My wife gave me juice this morning.
我真的得去 I really got to...
真的得去了 Gotta go.
锁了 A lock.
新政策 古德曼 New policy, Goodman.
你得花钱上厕所 You gotta pay to pee.
厕所币
什么 我才不会花钱上厕所呢 What? I'm not gonna pay to pee.
你现在必须花钱才能上厕所 You've got to pay to pee now.
我外公是个骗子 My grandpa's a liar.
牙仙根本就不存在 The tooth fairy's not even real.
牙仙当然存在了 Why, of course the tooth fairy's real.
我想见到她 Well, I want to see her!
她只会让大人见到她 Well, she only lets adults see her.
所以如果我看起来像个大人 我就能见到她了吗 So if I look like an adult, would I be able to see her?
也许吧 I guess so.
走吧 腌黄瓜先生 我们去骗骗牙仙 Come on, Mr. Pickles! Let's go trick the tooth fairy!
憋住 憋住 憋住 Hold on, hold on, hold on.
玩偶商店 卫生间 只对顾客开放
我要尿尿 我要尿尿 尿尿 尿尿 Oh, my God! I got to pee! Pee, pee, pee, pee, pee, pee.
老镇糖果店 卫生间 不止对顾客开放
太棒了 Great.
不好意思 Excuse me!
你敢相信他们还在用 Can you believe they still make sucker wrappers
不可降解的塑料包装吗 that aren't biodegradable?
这样对环境很不好 So bad for the environment.
但很适合猥亵小孩 But so good for molesting children.
确实好用 They're great.
抓到了 Gotcha!
所有人出去 这里现在是犯罪现场 Everybody out! This is a crime scene now.
琳达 我们为什么在这儿停下 Linda, why are we stopping here?
开车 Drive!
谁在偷我的苹果 Who's stealing my apples?!
稻草人 Scarecrow!
你的衣服和眉毛去哪里了 Where did your clothes and eyebrow go?!
现在我看上去像个大人了 Now I look like an adult,
-这样我就能见到牙仙了 -救命 - so I'll be able to see the tooth fairy! - Help!
那个有胡子的男人是个恋童癖 That man with the mustache is a pedophile!
看着点路 先生 Watch where you're going, sir!
-糖果 -别动 恋童癖 - Candy! - Freeze, pedophile!
-但 -闭嘴 - But... - Zip it.
跟其他恋童癖一起坐到后排去 Now get in the back with the rest of the pedophiles.
这太可怕了 This is terrible!
我们得为臭氧层做些什么 We got to do something about the ozone layer.
我不该在这里 I don't belong here.
我只是个小男孩 I'm just a little boy.
你们跟我想的一样吗 You guys thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
是的 Yeah.
如果我们剃掉胡须 Yeah. If we shave our mustaches,
警长就会觉得我们只是小孩子 the Sheriff will think we're just little kids.
汤米 Tommy!
你们这些小孩子偷溜进来干什么 What are you little kids doing sneaking in here?
走吧 Out ya go.
注意安全 Now, you kids be safe.
这附近有恋童癖 There's some pedophiles around here somewhere.
你确定这有用 You sure this'll work?
小男孩诱饵
雌鹿的尿会吸引雄鹿 Female deer pee attracts male deer.
小男孩和恋童癖应该也是这个道理 警长 Should work the same with little boys and pedophiles, Sheriff.
小男孩的尿
你们从哪儿找来这个的 Where did you get this anyway?
有人过来了 Someone's coming.
终于 Finally!
不许动 古德曼先生 Hold it right there! Mr. Goodman!
你把你的男人尿撒到我的童子尿上了 You got your man pee all over my little-boy pee!
-什么 -快走开 - What? - Get outta here!
来 吃糖 Here, have some candy.
谢谢 Thanks!
我的牙齿 但这样我就骗不到牙仙了 My tooth! But now I can't trick the tooth fairy.
我们知道她住哪儿 Well, we know where she lives.
保护地球 孩子是我们的未来
我的假牙 My dentures!
琳达 我们可以做些果... Well, Linda, we might as well make some j...
-所有果汁都喝完了 -什么 - That's all the juice! - What?!
-我们得再弄点儿 -不 我们绝对不 - We gotta get some more! - No, we are definitely not...
该死 Darn it!
稻草人去哪儿了 Where did that scarecrow go?!
这是为了你好 琳达 It's for your own good, Linda.
不 Nooooooooooo!
琳达 Linda!
助眠糖浆
睡吧 然后牙仙子就会来的 Now go to sleep, and the tooth fairy will come.
我怎么知道她来过 How will I know she was here?
她会留钱在你的枕头下面 Because she'll leave money under your pillow.
怪不得你们在拍视频 And that must be why you're videotaping,
这样我之后就能看见她了 so I can see her later.
是的 没错 Yeah. Sure.
-真棒 -你困了吗 - Boy! - Say, you tired yet?
不 我清醒得很 Nope. Wide awake.
-好了 给钱吧 -抱歉 我现在穷困潦倒 - All right. Pay up. - Sorry. I'm tapped.
不 不 去回收瓶子 No, no. Go recycle bottles.
我得在这个枕头下面看到钱 I need to see some money under this pillow.
想想看如果这孩子觉得牙仙子没来过 Imagine how traumatized this kid will be
他会受到多大的精神创伤 if he thinks the tooth fairy never came.
那我们成什么人了 莱尼 I mean, what kind of people are we, Lenny?
-我能直接还你钱吗 -当然 - Can't I just pay you back? - Sure.
-谁想第一个上 -我 我 我 我 - Now, who gets to go first? - Me, me, me, me.
我的假牙 My dentures!
腌黄瓜先生 Mr. Pickles!
什么 What the...
回收
血库
你得救救我 You've got to help me.
这不是我的血 That's not my blood!
那条狗 他在榨干人的血 That dog, he's juicing up bodies!
你休想脱身 You won't get away with this!
*我只是个小男孩* * I'm just a little boy *
*我独身一人 但愿没人猥亵我* * I'm all alone, so I hope nobody pedophiles me *
-警长 -怎么 - Sheriff! - Wha...
树林里有个开白色货车的人 There were men in a white van out in the woods a...
听上去像是恋童癖作案的好地方 Shwa! Sounds like the perfect setup for some pedophiles.
什么 不是 What? No!
腌黄瓜先生榨干他们的身体 然后把他们的血卖掉 Mr. Pickles juiced their bodies and sold their blood!
腌黄瓜先生和那些钱就在那 There's Mr. Pickles and the money!
等等 Wait!
汤米 Tommy?
牙仙来过了 The tooth fairy came!
-什么 -到底是怎样 - Wha... - Which is it...
是腌黄瓜先生把人榨干了 卖掉他们的血 Did Mr. Pickles juice some people to sell their blood...
还是牙仙子来过了 ...Or was it the tooth fairy?
我 I...
是牙仙子 It was the tooth fairy.
-牙仙子是真的吗 -是啊 看到了吗 - The tooth fairy's real?! - Yeah! See?
-是牙仙子 太棒了 -太棒了 - It's the tooth fairy! Hurray! - Hurray!
警长 你看起来很搞笑 Sheriff, you look funny.
我看起来不像小男孩吗 Don't I look like a little boy?
有小胡子就不像 Not with that mustache.
小胡子 Mustache?
*我只是个小男孩* * I'm just a little boy *
抓到你了 Gotcha.
抓到你了 Gotcha!
我要尿尿 我要尿尿 我要尿尿 I gotta pee! I gotta pee! I gotta pee!
要尿尿 要尿尿 亲爱的 Gotta pee! Gotta pee! Hi, dear. Hello.
-亲爱的 你好 -要尿尿 我要尿尿 - Honey. Hi. - Gotta pee. I gotta pee.
但我们得告诉你关于卡车的事 But there's something we need to tell you about your truck.
我不在乎 卖了都行 I don't care. Sell the truck.
汤米修好了你的车 Tommy got your truck fixed.
什么 我要 Wha? I gotta...
牙仙来看我了 I got a visit from the tooth fairy!
挺好 That's great. Okay.
爸爸 我看到她了 对吗 外公 Dad, I saw her! Right, grandpa?
-我的天 -没错 - Oh, my God! - Yes.
爸爸 你又把假牙丢了吗 Dad, you lost your dentures again?
你要怎么吃晚餐 How are you gonna eat your dinner?
腌黄瓜先生找到榨汁机了 Mr. Pickles found the juicer.
好孩子 腌 Good boy, Mr. Pi...
斯坦利 Stanley!
不要 No!
不 这稻草人是活的 No! The scarecrow is alive!
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