Hey, sweetheart, how about I dry you off?
Hey, babe!
Okay, don't hit me.
This is a message from Sinclair. He's coming to your party.
That's great. So, what do we have now? A critic, two clients, three painters.
Should be three more clients and Molly in the back room.
You should know how to do business.
Give me a break here.
I'm calling out for coffee. Who wants what?
I want a chocolate croissant, Sweet 'N Low and a coffee light.
Okay. You, Liz?
Hot tea with milk.
Hey, boss-man!
I'll have a hot water with lemon and Sweet 'N Low.
Don't let them charge for it.
Slimming down, tubs?
I don't fast to lose weight. I fast to save money.
No sales, we'll both be in the back.
-Did you get the dip? -Yeah, wine cheddar.
What do we have now?
Olives, crackers, p鈚? what else?
French ticklers, Spanish fly, margarine.
-This guy's shy. You can't do that. -All right, so all right.
-Bye. -So, what's his name, Michael?
Sorry, love. Why?
Oh, my God.
Sinclair, he's a vegetarian.
String beans, romaine lettuce, asparagus, carrots. . . .
Hey, all right, okay.
More, free. Free, free, free. No charge.
Okay, goodbye.
Hello.
-Imagine one caught in your throat. -Can you imagine the songs they sing?
-Oh, such a romantic. -Can I help you, ladies?
-Half a dozen birds. -You clean me out.
What are you gonna do with them?
What do you think we're gonna do?
Eat them?
No, we plan to give them a proper burial.
That's very funny. Seriously. Very funny.
Maybe we'll raise them as pets and then fly them from the rooftops.
-Would you wrap them up? -Yes, ma'am.
-Wrap them up. -Yes, ma'am.
-Wrap them up. Let's go. -Okay.
Let's see. What else?
Fortune cookies. About eight, no, 1 2.
Just wrap them with the rest.
Cab!
Stop, I'm pregnant!
Cab!
Coming at 8, huh?
Yeah, 8.
Listen, why don 't you get comfortable and I'll get it?
Okay, come on, schmuck, take your shirt off.
Come on, I haven't got all night.
You won't talk me into giving a dinner party again.
It shows you're opening up.
I'm fine.
Soon you'll be putting an ad in the personals columns.
"Beaut--" No. "Divorced White Female.
Beautiful statuesque blonde.
Witty, cultured, owns own vibrator. "
Oh, Lizzy. . . .
I know you don't have one. Not vous,
You are the grossest, most perverted. . .
-. . .oversexed, disgusting-- -Oh, my God!
Oh, baby!
Oh, Michael, yes!
He's eating Volkswagens.
I said to his agent, "How am I supposed to review a piece like that?"
-How about a Volkswagen-tasting party? -More wine?
Michael?
Anyone can do this with his or her nose.
No, wait, wait. She did it!
Have you guys heard of this artist?
He's new. This is serious.
Come on, please, everyone, let her tell the story.
Elizabeth does not lie.
She's blushing.
There's nudity and violence in this, mark my word.
-Tell it, tell it. -Come on.
A guy, he's an artist.
-He's done a series of portraits. -What kind of portrait?
No, rectal portraits.
I know him.
He pulls down his pants, puts the brush up his bum. . .
. . .and then paints portraits in a sort of jack-knifed position.
It's the most amazing thing.
That's sort of the way you write your reviews, isn't it?
Charming. Charming. Very charming.
To swimming with bowlegged women.
-It's beautiful. -It is a beautiful shawl.
It's an old French shawl.
-How much? -Three hundred dollars.
Is it really that much?
It's rock bottom. Three hundred dollars.
Three hundred's a good price.
Thank you.
What's that?
It has babies!
-How much is it? -For you, 40 big ones.
How about 30?
Thirty-five.
How about 30?
Okay.
Every time I see you you're buying chickens.
Thirty.
-Every time I see you you're. . . . -What?
-You're smiling at me. -Smiling at you?
Thank you.
This place has a lot of history.
The chair you're sitting in right now, a guy named Gino Gambini. . .
. . .got his brains blown out. . .
. . .while he was eating the same thing you are, linguine con cozze.
There was another guy.
Back in-- Well, this was earlier, this was in 1 963.
Did you ever hear of Vito Posillipo?
No, I don't think so.
Would you like some more?
Vito Posillipo was sitting right over there where that baby is.
He was minding his own business. He was having ziti al forno.
They came in. . . .
-You don't want any? -No. Then what did they do?
Vito Posillipo came in. . . .
Let me finish this.
Halloween night, sitting in back. . .
. . .minding his own business, they gunned him down.
My God!
This place is what they call a family restaurant.
Listen. . . .
Do you recognize this?
John.
It's for you.
Don't say I didn't warn you, okay?
Is this yours?
No, it's a friend's.
Thanks.
It's beautiful.
It's so beautiful.
It's nice.
Is this your duck?
You're taking a lot for granted.
Am l?
That or you're practicing to be a maid.
Do you like music?
Some.
It's Billie Holiday.
What do you do?
I buy and I sell money.
Some people call it arbitrage.
What do you call it?
I call it a living.
So you sleep with a telephone under your pillow?
No, I don't do that. I used to do that.
I don't have to do that now.
But your business is risky, isn't it?
Well, it's not any riskier than you coming here.
Here, where there's no neighbors around.
We hardly know each other.
I don't know you.
You really don't know me.
I mean, there's no taxicab waiting on the curb.
There's no phone booth outside.
There's no one to hear you if you called out.
Just. . .
. . .you and me.
I don't like this. I want to go.
I was just kidding.
Now!
Right, we'll put this down, here.
We should go black, black, red, red. That's it.
From this end to that end. Black, black, red, red, black, black.
I think the dog collar belongs here.
It's not. It's a chastity belt.
It is?
Elizabeth.
Someone sent you flowers.
All right, don't do anything.
Where did she go?
Thank you.
Come with me.
-Send her up? -Take her up.
John.
Bye.
John, I hate you.
Stop it.
Shall we get a cup of coffee?
John, let me down from here.
-You pig! -See you later.
Get me down!
-Why don't you just calm down? -I mean it.
Why don't you just calm down? Why don't you just--
What is the matter?
Leaving me up there like that.
Slow down.
I see someone coming.
-Take this sucker for five dollars. -Maybe even 1 0.
Sir?
You like music?
Do I like music? Look at these guys. Who wants to know?
My brother. He can fart the theme from Jaws, He's really amazing.
Wait a minute. He can what?
He can fart the theme to Jaws, It's five dollars.
Five dollars? For five dollars I can go out and buy the record.
-Too much. -Oh, what about a buck?
You can do this for a buck?
Go ahead, do it and then I'll give you the buck.
Give him a dollar. Who can do it?
I can. But we need the money first.
I'll tell you what. . .
. . .you hold the money.
Go ahead, hurry up, do it.
Look at him, he looks like he's going to take off.
-That's it. -That's it?
That's it?
What about:
He only does the first couple of bars.
Oh, no, give me the money back.
Come on, let's go.
This is Dr, Holden 's office,
Just wanted to remind you, you have an appointment tomorrow,
Hi, it's Scott,
We're going to Fire lsland this weekend, Want to come?
That's my dad and me.
This is Tom Miller of Miller's Antiques,
Hello, I waited until ten, Did you forget?
I'll speak to you later,
That's Bruce.
He's a songwriter.
We were also married for three years.
Aren't you going to ask how I feel about him now?
Shit, I hate these machines,
Lizzy, this is your mother, Remember me?
-You hungry for turkey? -That's my mom.
Take off your dress.
What?
Will you take off your dress?
May I blindfold you?
What if I don't want you to?
Well, you can ask me to leave.
I don't want you to leave.
Don't move.
No, no, don't move.
I want to look at the outline of your body.
Does this frighten you?
Yes.
Does it excite you?
Yes.
It does me too.
Is he supposed to be dead or asleep?
I think he's sleeping. I like to think of him sleeping.
It's by Matthew Farnsworth.
And nobody's ever heard of him, I know.
But we're about to have a show of his work at the gallery. Very soon.
I think he's a lovely artist.
How about it? How do you feel?
It just doesn't. . . .
I don't know how to say it.
It just doesn't. . . .
Do you like it?
Great. I think he's dying to get out.
Thank you, very much. Come back and see us.
Excuse me.
Okay, boys.
-You smell good. -Thanks.
It's nice.
May I sit down?
Of course. Make yourself at home.
Some chair.
You have a lot of TVs.
My uncle died watching TV.
He was a fanatic about sports.
I mean, any sports.
He had three TVs and a radio.
He used to run from room to room just so he wouldn't miss anything.
He died of a heart attack. '76 Olympics.
I've come close to a heart attack myself watching these things.
I used to live in hotels before I lived here.
I do like to cook.
-You like to cook. -Love to cook.
I bought this for you.
Why don't you just hand it to me?
I like to watch you move.
Okay.
Open it.
God.
It's beautiful.
I love it.
Do you know they used to hypnotize people with the sound of ticking?
You know that?
Let me hear it.
I hear it.
Can I ask you a question?
Okay.
It is beautiful.
What?
Elizabeth. . .
. . .each day at 1 2:00. . .
. . .would you look at that watch and think of me touching you?
Yes.
Would you do that for me?
Yes.
Liz?
Sinclair's on the phone.
Who?
I don't believe she said that.
God, what does he want?
I don't know.
I think it's about Farnsworth.
-Here. -No kidding.
Hello?
Sure, I'll hold.
Such a jerk.
I think I've been hypnotized.
A diet doctor tried it on me once. I gained 1 0 pounds.
I can't concentrate.
I sprayed Lysol under my arms this morning.
You brush your teeth with Ben Gay?
Shaving cream.
Oh, you're all right.
Listen. . .
. . .your ex called. He wants to have dinner tonight. Don't forget.
No, I can't.
Why not? Lizzy, I think you should. He seems so sad lately.
You go.
You go in my place.
I don't think I'm his type.
Can I borrow your body?
Hello.
Molly.
-There's a man on the premises. -Terrific.
Great. Go to it.
Are these yours?
Yes.
It's nice. Come here.
I don't believe this.
I'm starving. Are you hungry?
Come on.
Don't move.
Stay right there.
I want you to close your eyes. . .
. . .and I want you to slide on the floor.
Just lie down on the floor.
Come on.
Go ahead.
Close your eyes.
Don't peek.
I didn't.
Promise to keep your eyes closed?
A big one.
Promise to keep your eyes closed, please.
Stick out your tongue.
Further. Further.
Further. Right.
Yeah.
I'll put it right on the spot.
Yeah.
Oh, that's nice.
I should have said no.
No, no, no.
I should have said no.
I would have if I could have. . .
. . .but I couldn't. So I didn't.
Are you talking to me?
Listen, Lizzy. . .
. . .you remember when you. . .
. . .suggested that I keep your date with your ex?
Well. . .
. . .I did.
And the thing is, I couldn't say no.
I. . .
. . .slept with him.
With Bruce? My Bruce?
I thought you should know.
Well, your mom will like him.
Mine did.
Okay.
I'm going to a party tomorrow night with Molly.
Will you come?
Come on, John.
No.
Why not?
I want you to meet my fr--
Don't you want to meet my friends?
I don't want to meet anybody. I really don't want to meet anybody.
I just want to be with you.
I'll start the dishes.
Let me tell you something.
You don't do dishes.
You don't ever have to do dishes. I'll do the dishes.
And I'll buy the groceries.
And I'll cook the food.
And I'll feed you.
And I'll dress you in the morning.
And I'll undress you at night.
And I'll bathe you.
And I'll take care of you.
And you can see your friends in the daytime. I just want the nighttime. . .
. . .from now on to be. . .
. . .ours.
Yes?
Okay, fine.
Okay, I'll meet you.
I have to meet a friend.
That's okay. I've got work to do at home.
No, I don't want you to go.
Would you please stay?
Okay.
Fetch, boy,
Now you can afford that bed that lets you read, eat,,,
,,,chat on the phone, watch TV, sleep and relax at the touch of a button,
Now you can afford soothing, gentle massage, Your personal heat control,
Total adjustability,
At last, an adjustable bed at flat bed prices,
Hello.
-Elizabeth? -Yes.
-Hi, -Hi.
Don 't talk, I have a question I want to ask you,
Okay.
All the while that I was with my friend, I was just wondering,,,
,,, what you were doing in there,
I was wondering if maybe you were going through my clothes,,,
,,,looking in my drawers,,,
,,,looking at the things in my closet,
And I said, "No, she's not that kind of girl,
She's a good girl, "
Good girls don 't snoop, do they?
So come on, you can tell me,
Tell me if you've been a nosy parker,
I mean, come on, Really, I want to know,
I'm your pal, right? So tell me,
You can trust me, It'll be our secret,
So tell me,
Tell me,
Yes.
-Yes. -What's that?
-Yes, what? -Yes, I've been a nosy parker.
Shame on you,
I didn't think you'd be here.
Why'd you do that?
I'm sorry.
You've been a very bad girl.
I want you to face the wall and raise your skirt, because I'm gonna spank you.
You are kidding?
I'm not kidding.
Oh, God.
Who the fuck do you think you are?
Coming.
Your breakfast is ready.
Will that be cash or charge?
Cash.
John?
Aren't you going to ask me how I like this?
No.
Did you take as good a care of the others as you do of me?
Did you?
Come on, John.
-Say, "That is gross. " -That is. . .
. . .unacceptable.
Just go.
Hurry!
Where are we going?
I'm gonna take care of you.
Hot soup.
It's good.
How did you know?
How did you know I'd respond to you the way I have?
I saw myself in you.
Do you know what, Molly?
I can't figure this guy out.
You know, sometimes. . .
. . .it's so easy.
I mean, it might be. . .
. . .the tie they wear. . .
. . .or the books they read, or don't read.
But you know.
Know what?
What will end it.
So you just file it away and you wait.
And that sort of makes it bearable.
But with this guy. . . .
Maybe it's true love.
Maybe.
Hi.
I brought you some lunch.
Pastrami and oatmeal cookies. Your favorite.
What are you doing here?
I was in the neighborhood. . .
. . .and I wondered how you spent your days without me.
And now I know.
Wow, you have such a big office.
Your secretary is very attractive.
I saw her on the way in.
Do you always buy her lunch?
Don't let her leave.
I love Wall Street.
I do, yes.
-Why? -I don't know.
I love the gray flannel suits, the shiny shoes.
Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be one of the guys.
Yeah?
Sometimes.
Yeah, I can understand that.
The lady wants to know what it would be like to be one of the boys?
The crowd is going wild!
Oh, I don't believe this.
Don't sit down next to me looking like that. Jesus Christ!
-Will you take it off? -Stop it!
Just kidding. You look really good. You look great.
I'll tell you, my darling, it's a hell of a life.
You work and work and work.
You meet with people that you don't like, you don't know.
That you don't even want to know.
And they try to sell you things. You try to sell them things.
Then you go home at night, listen to the wife nag, the kids bitch.
You turn up the TV. You tune everything out.
You get up the next day and you start over again.
I'll tell you. . . .
I'll tell you, the only thing that keeps me going. . .
. . .is this chick.
I got this chick.
I got this unbelievable chick on the side, see?
I mean, she is so hot. . .
. . .I can hardly believe it.
I mean. . .
. . .she's got one of those heart-shaped asses.
There ain't nothing like a heart-shaped ass.
I mean, did you ever have a chick. . .
. . .with a heart-shaped ass?
I didn't think so.
Don't.
You're so fucking beautiful.
You are. You're so fucking unbelievably, absolutely beautiful.
Give me that moustache.
What should we do? Pick up some chicks?
Hey, faggots!
Come back! Come back, you cowards!
Come on back--
Shit!
Run, John!
Come on, you son of a bitch!
Why did you pull me away? I could have beat them up.
I know. I know you could have.
I could've really done it! I could've done it!
Son of a bitch!
Jesus.
Damn it! Goddamn it! Fuck!
Did you see me? Did you see me? Did you see me? Did you see me?
I got him in the butt. Did you see me? Did you?
I love you. God, I love you. God, I love you. God!
-Molly? -Yeah?
-Help me pick out a matting. -God.
Harvey said neutral colors.
We could use one of these textures. They've got the rattan.
It's kind of like, you know, the tropical.
Oh, wait, look at these. I'd die for these.
Liz, would you help me out with this?
These are the kinds you can feel. We like these, don't we?
I'll leave you alone.
Ted! Telephone.
If it's my mother-in-law, I'm out. Please, stop torturing me!
Help me! He's gonna kill me.
Arpege. Arpege.
-Do you like that? -Yes.
Then take it.
Do you like it?
Mr, Jerry Bruckheimer to the bedding department, please,
I'm sorry.
-When can I have this delivered? -You're in luck.
-This display comes down tomorrow. -Why?
Because we're putting another one there.
-What's wrong with this one? -Nothing wrong with it.
Everybody likes that bed.
Where you gonna put it?
We'll probably sell it. Do you want it?
As soon as possible.
Then you only need give me the information.
Do you have a box spring and mattress?
I can handle it for you.
No, I would need a nice hard mattress and box spring. . .
. . .and I'd like you to deliver it all together.
Oh, you will want to select it.
No, I won't.
Well.
I need. . . .
What else do we need?
Four big pillows.
Would you like goose down or Dacron pillows?
Which do you prefer?
Goose down is much nicer.
Goose down.
And the ticking?
And the ticking.
What about it?
It comes with it. What kind do you want?
What kind do they have?
You want striped?
What is ticking?
You don't know what--
It's the cloth that covers the mattress and the box spring.
-Oh, I must have ticking. -Yeah, oh, yes.
I would be very happy if you'd pick out the ticking for me.
Certainly.
Okay.
Will that be all?
Oh, there's one other thing. Sit down.
You have beautiful toes.
Beautiful toes run in the family?
Could my lady friend lie on the bed? Would that be all right with you?
Oh, thank you.
This bed is one of our most popular ones.
Just lie back.
Just hold onto the headboard.
You comfortable?
Spread your legs for Daddy.
You'll be happy to know you can have it delivered Thursday or Friday.
I just want a gander.
And I'll personally guarantee you can have the delivery on Thursday.
Spread your legs.
I won't look. Nobody's looking.
No, John!
I'll take this one.
We've got to do something about Farnsworth.
I keep calling and calling and the man won't answer the phone.
We got three weeks. Harvey's going out of his mind.
I think you should go see him. Don't you?
It's a good idea, you know.
Mr. Farnsworth?
Hi. I tried to get in touch with you so many times. . .
. . .but your phone was off the hook.
I wanted you to know that your show opens in three weeks. . .
. . .and we still don't have all your paintings.
And we were hoping you'd come.
You do remember about your show?
I remember to eat when I'm hungry. . .
. . .and I remember to sleep when I'm tired.
I saw your work.
It's wonderful.
I don't know what it is.
The way you manage to capture a moment.
It's the moment. . .
. . .a thing is so familiar.
It is strange.
Yes.
Elizabeth, we're gonna play a little game.
I'm a man with a very big problem.
Because I can't get excited.
I can't get excited unless I see. . .
. . .you get on your hands and knees and crawl across the floor.
And I'm willing to pay a lot to see you do that.
Would you do that for me?
This is stupid, John.
Crawl.
I don't want to.
Get on all fours and crawl.
I don't want to argue with you.
Now crawl.
Don't play with me like that.
Elizabeth, I don't want to negotiate with you. Now crawl.
John, it's only a game.
-Crawl. -No!
-Crawl. -Don't touch me!
-Don't. -Pick up the money.
Pick up the money!
I don't want to pick up the money! I don't like the money!
Pick up the money.
Here's the money!
Elizabeth, you love this game.
-Don't you? -I hate it.
-Don't you love it? -I hate it!
You love it.
I hate it. It was. . . .
You loved it.
You know you loved it.
Molly. Molly.
Bruce is down there.
Just tell him I'm not here. I don't feel like it.
Lizzy. . .
. . .he's here for me.
Hi, Bruce.
Bye, Lizzy. See you tonight at the opening.
This is Doctor Holden 's office again, You have an appointment tomorrow,
You've missed two, You know we have to charge you,
Try to make this one, please,
Meet me at the Chelsea Hotel at 5 p,m, in room 906,
Elizabeth, I love you,
I have something I want you to do for me,
I want you to go to the drawer,,,,
It was a simple thing I asked you to do.
Now do it.
Is it too tight?
How does it feel?
I love you.
Hold this, darling.
God. . .Iet's see.
Relax. . .woman.
This way, this way. Do you see it?
You are going to feel good.
Relax.
Do you like it? Like cats. . . .
Do you like it?
Softly. . . I am going to make you feel. . .
. . .fabulous, hot. . . .
They are yummy.
How good!
Come and I will bite you!
Let me see your eyes.
Goodbye.
Let's dance now.
It is so good!
Let's teach her what is good. . . .
Come on, girl.
What is this woman doing here?
Bitch, stupid. Son of a bitch.
Bastard.
-You can't-- -You scared me.
-How does it feel? -You really want to know?
-How's it feel to be out of control? -You want to know?
-I want to know. What was it like? -You want to know?
-What was it like? -Look, John!
Look!
Anyone want champagne?
Take it!
This is wonderful. Wonderful!
The Times just arrived.
-Please, God, give us a good review. -I think they're taking pictures now.
-Are you ready? -Yeah.
-Oh, come on. Yeah. -Do I look all right?
-Wonderful. -I think I'm drunk.
Darling! For God's sake, help me.
Oh, help me, darling.
Farnsworth! He's so strange.
Really strange. I mean, I love the work.
I love it. I even told him.
But I don't know whether he's subliterate or pre-verbal or what.
But he just stares. Stares, dear.
Creepy. Really creepy.
This is the beginning of the Farnsworth era. He's a great painter.
-Bear with him. -Why bear with me?
This is a great day. I'm proud of the show. . .
. . .and I'm proud to have you with us.
You leaving?
You won't stay?
You know, I have five brothers.
I'm the youngest.
We lived in a small town. It was just outside of Chicago.
My father. . . .
My father was. . . .
He worked at a foundry.
And my mother was a. . . .
She was a clerk at a. . . .
She was a check-out girl at a grocery store.
So, you know, it's just. . . .
I've got a family.
They don't work anymore. They're retired. I support them.
It's too late.
I want you to know something.
There's been lots of other girls.
There's been lots of women.
But I never felt anything like this before.
Even when I just. . .
. . .hold you in my arms, it's just the way you feel.
Something I didn't count on.
I never counted. . .
. . .on loving you so much.
You knew it would be over when one of us said stop.
But you wouldn't say it.
I almost waited too long.
I'll send someone to get my stuff.
Elizabeth. Elizabeth.
I love you.
Would you please come back. . .
. . .by the time I count to fifty?
One.
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《爱你九周半》
嗨,宝贝, 我把你弄干怎么样?
嗨, 宝贝!
好, 不要碰我.
这是一条来自Sinclair的消息. 他会来参加你的派对.
太好了. 那么, 我们现在有什么呢? 一个批评家,两个顾客,三个画家.
在里屋里应该还有三个顾客和Molly.
你应该知道如何做事.
让我休息一下.
我要咖啡. 谁要点什么?
我要个巧克力面包,
好的. 你呢?
牛奶热茶.
老板你呢!
我要带柠檬和Sweet 'N Low的热开水.
别装的太满.
你在减肥?
我绝食不是为了减肥. 我是为了省钱.
没销售的话, 我们都会落后的.
-你有浸渍吗? -我有酒切达干酪.
我们现在有什么?
疯子，还有什么?
法国记事本,西班牙苍蝇和人造黄油.
-这家伙很害羞.你不能那么做. -没问题, 都没问题的.
-再见. -那他叫什么名字, Michael?
对不起,亲爱的.怎么了?
哦, 天哪.
他是个素食者.
直豆, 莴苣,芦笋，胡萝卜. . . .
嗨,好的,行.
多一点,免费的，免费的，不要钱的．
好,再见.
你好.
-想象一下有人卡在你的喉咙里. -你能想象他们唱的歌吗?
-噢,真浪漫. -小姐们,我能为你做点什么?
-半打鸟. -你把我算在外.
你要怎么处理它们?
你认为呢?
吃了?
不,我们计划好好把它们埋了.
那太有意思了.真的，很有意思．
也许我们会象动物照片一样饲养它们， 让它们从屋顶飞走.
-把它们包起来好吗? -是的，夫人.
-把它们包起来． -是的，夫人.
-把它们包起来. 我们走. -走.
我们看看，还有其它的什么没有?
好运饼干. 八个左右, 不, 1 2个.
用剩下的把它们包起来.
出租车!
停车, 我怀孕了!
出租车!
８点来?
好, 8点.
听着,你为什么不让自己舒服点， 然后也让我舒服点？
好,来吧,笨蛋， 把衬衫脱掉.
来吧,我整晚都没穿.
你不会要我再搞一次晚餐派对.
那表示你正在开放.
我很好.
不久你就会出现在个人专栏里.
"美丽的--" 不. "离婚的白女人.
漂亮的金发美女.
诙谐,有教养,有自己的(按摩)颤震器. "
噢, Lizzy. . . .
我知道你没有. Not vous,
你最粗俗了, 最不正经了. . .
-. . .性与过剩的, 令人讨厌的-- -噢,天哪!
噢,宝贝!
噢, 迈克尔, 耶!
他正在卖大众汽车.
我对他的代理商说, "我如何才能 得到那样的订单呢?"
-举行一个大众汽车品位派对怎么样? -再来点酒?
迈克尔?
有鼻子就能做到那样.
不,等等,等等. 她做到了!
你们这些家伙听过这个艺术家吗?
他是新人. 这很严肃的.
来吧,拜托, 大伙, 让她讲这个故事吧.
伊丽莎白不说谎的.
她害羞.
这里有裸体和暴力，记住我的话.
-讲吧, 讲吧. -来吧.
有个人,他是个艺术家.
-他做了一系列的肖像. -什么样的肖像?
不,直肠肖像.
我知道他.
他拉下他的裤子, 把刷子放在人上面. . .
. . .然后在中间呈V形弯的地方 画直肠肖像.
这是最好笑的事情.
你就是这样写评论的,对吗?
迷人. 迷人.太迷人了.
和弯脚的女人游泳.
-很漂亮. -漂亮的围巾.
古老的法国围巾.
-多少钱? -三百.
真的值那么多吗?
最低价. 三百块.
三百是个不错的价格.
谢谢.
那是什么?
它有宝宝!
-多少钱? -给你, 大的40.
30怎么样?
35.
30?
好.
每次我看见你， 你都在买小鸡.
30.
-每次我看见你，你都在. . . . -什么?
-你在对我微笑. -对你微笑?
谢谢.
这地方有很多历史.
你正在坐的这把椅子, 一个叫Gino Gambini的人. . .
. . .他的脑袋开了花. . .
. . .当他吃着你现在吃着的东西—意大利扁面条的时候
还有另外一个人.
是在． 嗯这个要早点, 是在1963年.
你听说过吗?
没有.
你还要一点吗?
Vito Posillipo当时就坐在那边 就是那个小孩坐的那里.
他正在想着他自己的事. 他正在吃着意大利通心面.
他们进来了. . . .
-你不要点吗? -不要. 那他们都做了些什么?
进来. . . .
让我吃完.
万圣节前夜, 背靠着坐着. . .
. . .想着心事, 他们开枪把他打死了.
我的天哪!
这里就是所谓的家庭餐馆.
听着. . . .
你认得这个吗?
约翰
给你的.
不要说我没有警告你，好吗?
你的?
不, 一个朋友的.
谢谢.
真漂亮.
真是太漂亮了.
是不错.
这是你的?
你把很多都看得很理所当然.
是吗?
或者象个女仆一样.
你喜欢音乐吗?
喜欢一些.
这是Billie Holiday.
你干什么工作?
我买卖金钱.
有些人把这称为套利交易.
你把它叫什么?
我叫它谋生.
你睡觉时枕头下放个电话?
不,我不那么做. 我以前是那样的.
我现在可以不用那么做了.
但你的生意很冒险, 不是吗?
嗯, 你到这里来更加冒险.
这里周围为什么没邻居？.
我们彼此都不认识对方.
我不认识你.
你确实不认识我.
我的意思是, 路边没有出租车在等着.
外面没有电话亭.
你大声叫的话也没人听得见.
只有. . .
. . .你和我.
我不喜欢这样.我要走了.
我只是开玩笑的.
现在就走!
对, 把这个放这里.
我们应该黑红相间. 就那样.
从这头到那头. 黑黑红红黑黑.
我想这个狗衣领应在这里.
那不是的. 那是个贞操带.
是吗?
Elizabeth.
有人给你送花.
好的, 什么也别动.
她去哪里了?
谢谢.
跟我来.
-送她上去? -送她上去.
John.
再见.
约翰, 我恨你.
快停下来.
来杯咖啡?
约翰, 让我下来.
-你这个猪! -待会见.
放我下来!
-你为什么不冷静点? -我是那个意思.
为何不冷静点? 你为什么不--
这算什么?
象那样的把我弄上去.
慢点.
我看见有人来了.
-这个吸管５块. -也许甚至１０块.
先生?
你喜欢音乐?
我喜欢音乐?看这些小孩. 谁想知道?
我哥哥. 他能从咽喉放屁, 这个旋律，他真的很有趣．
等一下.他能干什么?
他能把这个旋律放到咽喉, ５块.
５块? 有５快钱我可以在外面买唱片了.
-太多了. -噢, 跳公羊怎么样?
你能这么做?
去吧, 去做吧我会给你个公羊的.
给他１块钱. 谁能做?
我. 但我们要先拿钱.
我会告诉你什么. . .
. . .你拿着钱.
做, 快点，做阿.
看他, 他看起来像是要起飞了.
-就这样. -就这样?
就这样?
那么:
他只做第一步.
噢,那不行,把钱还给我.
快,我们走.
这是Holden办公室,
只是想提醒你, 你明天有个约会,
嗨,
周末我们准备去小岛烧烤 一起来?
那是我父亲和我.
这是Tom Miller Miller的古董,
你好, 我一直等到１０点, 你忘了吗?
我晚点再和你说,
那是Bruce.
是个作曲家.
我们结婚三年了.
你不问我现在对他感觉怎么样?
妈的,我讨厌这些机器,
Lizzy, 我是妈妈, 记得吗?
-想吃火鸡了? -我母亲.
把衣服脱了.
什么?
把衣服脱了好吗?
我可以把你眼睛罩起来吗?
如果我不要你做呢?
嗯, 你可以叫我走.
我不想让你走.
别动.
不,不,别动.
我想看你身体的轮廓.
这吓到你了吗?
是的.
让你兴奋了吗?
是的.
我也一样.
他应该睡着还是死?
我想他正在睡. 我喜欢想着他睡觉.
这是由Matthew Farnsworth画的.
没人听说过他, 我知道.
但我们将会在画廊展出他的作品 很快.
我想他是个可爱的艺术家.
它怎么样? 你感觉怎么样?
它只是不. . . .
我不知道该怎么说.
它只是不. . . .
你喜欢吗?
很好. 我想他就快出去了.
非常感谢 回来看我们.
对不起.
好的，伙计们.
-你闻起来很好. -谢谢.
不错.
我可以坐下来吗?
当然. 就象在家里一样.
一些椅子.
你有很多电视.
我的叔叔就是看电视死的.
他酷爱体育.
我是说任何体育.
他有三个电视和一个收音机.
他习惯从这房间跑到那个房间 这样他才不会丢什么东西.
他死于心脏病发作. '76年的奥运会.
看着这些东西我也快要得心脏病.
我住这里之前住在旅店里.
我确实很喜欢下厨.
-你喜欢下厨. -很喜欢.
我给你买了这个.
为什么不递给我?
我喜欢看你动.
好吧.
打开.
天阿.
真漂亮.
我很喜欢.
你知道吗，他们以前用滴答声给人们催眠?
你知道?
让我听听.
我听见了.
我能问你个问题吗?
可以.
真漂亮.
什么?
伊丽莎白. . .
. . .每天1 2:00. . .
. . .你会不会看着那个表 然后想着我抚摸你?
会的.
为我那么做的吗?
是的.
Liz?
Sinclair在线上.
谁?
我不信她那么说.
天, 他想要什么?
我不知道.
我想是关于Farnsworth.
-这里. -别开玩笑.
喂?
好的, 我会保持的.
真是个性情古怪的人.
我想我被催眠了.
一个饮食博士在我身上试过一次 我赚了１０块.
我不能集中精力.
今天早上我在我腋下喷了来米尔.
你用Ben Gay刷的牙?
刮胡膏.
噢,你是对的.
听着. . .
. . .你的电话. 今晚他想吃晚餐，别忘了.
我忘不了的.
为什么不呢? Lizzy, 我想你应该忘的. 他近来看起来很可怜.
你走吧.
你现在是在我的地方.
我不认为我是这种人.
我能借用一下你的身体吗?
你好.
Molly.
-屋里面有个男人. -太恐怖了.
太好了. 去吧.
这些是你的吗?
是的.
很好. 到这来.
我不敢相信.
我快饿死了. 你，饿不俄?
来吧.
别动.
就呆在那里.
我要你闭上你的眼睛. . .
. . .我还要你在地板上滑行.
躺在地板上.
来吧.
做吧.
闭上眼睛.
不准偷看.
我没有.
保证闭上眼睛?
好大一个.
保证闭上眼睛, 拜托.
伸出你的舌头.
再深一点.再深一点.
再深一点.好了.
耶.
我会把它就放在这里的.
耶.
噢, 感觉很好.
我应该拒绝的.
不，不，不.
我应该拒绝的.
如果能拒绝的话我就已经拒绝了. . .
. . .但我不能. 所以我没有.
你在和我说话?
听着, Lizzy. . .
. . .你还记得当你. . .
. . .建议我保持和你的ex约会吗?
嗯. . .
. . .我记得.
问题是, 我不能拒绝.
我. . .
. . .和他上床了.
和Bruce? 我的Bruce?
我原以为你应该知道的.
嗯, 你母亲会喜欢他的.
我母亲是喜欢他.
好.
明晚我和Molly去参加一个派对.
你来吗?
来吧, 约翰.
不.
为什么不阿?
我想让你见见我的--
难道你不想见见我的朋友吗?
我不想见任何人. 我真的不想见任何人.
我只想和你在一起.
我要洗碗了.
让我告诉你一些事情吧.
你不用洗碗.
你将从不会需要洗碗 我来洗碗
我会买这些杂货.
我会下厨做饭.
我还会喂你吃.
早上我会为你穿衣服.
到了晚上我则会为你脱衣服.
我还会帮你洗澡.
我会照顾你.
在白天你可以看见你的朋友 我只是想在晚上. . .
. . .从现在开始就成为. . .
. . .我们的二人世界.
喂?
好, 好的.
好的, 我会去见你的.
我要去见一个朋友.
那没问题. 我有些事要在家里做.
不,我不想你去.
你留下来好吗?
好.
去取过来, 小鬼,
现在你可以买得起那张床了 那床可以让你读书，吃东西,,,
,,,在电话里聊天,看电视,睡觉 以及在按钮的抚摸下放松放松
现在你可以买得起让人放松的柔软的按摩器 你的个人加热控制器
完全都可以适应
最后，一个平价的可调整的床
你好.
-Elizabeth? -是的.
-嗨, -嗨.
别说话, 我有个问题要问你
好吧.
每当我和我的朋友在一起时 我就会想,,,
,,, 想你在这里做什么
我就在想也许你会穿透我的衣服,,,
,,,往我内衣里面看,,,
,,,看我私处的东西
而我会说 "不,她是个好女孩
她是个好女孩, "
好女孩是不会到处窥探的, 对吗?
所以来吧,你能告诉我
告诉我你是不是一个爱管闲事的人
我是说, 来吧 真的, 我想知道
我是你好好朋友,对吗? 所以告诉我吧
你可以信任我 这是我们之间的秘密
告诉我吧
告诉我
是的
-是的 -那是什么?
-是的，什么? -是的, 我是一个爱管闲事的人
真为你感到羞耻
我没想到你在这里
你为什么那么做?
对不起
你真是个坏透的女孩
我要你面向墙，撩起你的裙子 因为我要摸你的屁股
你在开玩笑?
我不是在开玩笑
噢,天啊.
你以为你他妈的是谁?
来了
早餐准备好了
那是现金还是支票?
现金.
John?
你不打算问我怎么喜欢这个吗?
不.
你对别人是不是也象对我一样的好?
是不是?
来啊, John.
-说, "那是粗俗的 " -那是. . .
. . .不能接受的
走吧.
快走!
你要去哪里?
我会照顾你的.
热汤.
好吃.
你怎么知道的?
你怎么知道我会以我的方式回应你?
在你身上我看到了我自己.
你知道吗,Molly?
我摸不透那家伙的底细.
你想, 有时候. . .
. . .很容易的.
我是说, 可能是. . .
. . .他们打的领带. . .
. . .或他们看的或不看的书
但你知道.
知道什么?
什么会结束它.
因此你只是把它放到一边，然后等着.
这倒是还可以忍受.
但那个家伙. . . .
也许那才是真爱.
或许吧.
你好.
我给你带午餐来了.
熏牛肉 和饼干. 你最爱吃的.
你正干什么呢?
我在邻居家. . .
. . .我一直想知道我不在你身边你是怎么过的.
现在我知道了.
哇, 办公室这么大.
你秘书很诱人.
我进来时看到她了.
一直是你为她买午餐?
不要让她走了.
我喜欢华尔街.
我真的喜欢.
-为什么? -我也说不清.
我喜欢这套灰法兰绒, 和这亮光的鞋子.
有时我在想做一个这样的人会是什么样子.
是吗?
有时.
我能明白.
那位女士想知道做一个这样的人会怎么样?
人们都野了!
噢, 我可不相信.
别挨着我坐那样看我. Jesus Christ!
-脱掉好吗? -不要!
跟你开玩笑的. 你看起来很不错呀 真的很好
亲爱的,我告诉你，这不是人过的日子.
你总是工作、工作、工作.
你总是与你不喜欢和不认识的人打交道.
那些你根本就不想认识的人.
然后，他们向你推销，你向他们推销.
回到家，你还得听你妻子的唠叨，小孩的捣蛋.
找到电视，得把它们都关掉.
第二天起来，生活又开始循环.
我给你说. . . .
唯一使我能坚持下去的是. . .
. . .这个女人.
我得到了她.
我使这个难以置信的女人在我身边，你明白吗?
我意思是, 她是如此的火辣. . .
. . .我简直不敢相信.
我是说. . .
. . .她的臀部真是好.
没有什么比她的臀部更好了.
我说, 你有过其他的女人. . .
. . .臀部很好的女人?
撒谎.
没有.
你真他妈漂亮.
真漂亮. 绝对漂亮.
让我摸摸你的胡须.
我们干什么去? 找女人玩去?
得了吧!
回来!回来, 胆小鬼!
回来--
狗屎!
快跑, John!
来啊, 狗娘养的!
你把我拉走干吗? 我打得过他们.
我知道你打得过.
我不能这么做!真的不能!
狗娘养的!
Jesus.
该死，真他妈的!
看到没有，看到没有?
我打倒他了. 看到了? 对吗?
我爱你，上帝，我爱你！ 我爱你，上帝，我爱你！
-Molly? -什么?
-帮我挑床席子 －天阿.
Harvey说要中性色彩的.
我们可以这种纹理中的一种 他们是用藤条做的.
那有点热带的味道.
噢，看这儿我找的就是它了.
Liz, 你能帮帮我吗?
这些多好呀，我们都喜欢，对吗?
我走了.
Ted! 你的电话.
如果是岳母打来的，说我出去了. 别捉弄我了!
帮帮我，他会杀了我的!
Arpege. Arpege.
-喜欢吗? -喜欢.
送你了.
喜欢吗?
请Jerry Bruckheimer先生到床上用品部去.
对不起.
-什么时候能寄出去? -你真走运.
-货单显示明天到. -为什么?
因为我们要在这另放一张.
-这张有问题吗? -没有.
每人都喜欢那种床.
你们准备把它放到哪儿去?
我们要卖掉它.你要吗?
要尽快来买.
你给我它的信息就行了.
你有弹簧与垫子吗?
我可以给你.
算了，我要一个好垫子和弹簧. . .
. . .我想它们一起寄.
噢, 那你挑挑.
算了,我不挑了.
好吧.
我要. . . .
你还要什么?
四个大枕头.
你要鹅绒的还是要涤纶的?
哪一种好呀?
鹅绒的好一些.
那就鹅绒了.
还要被套?
要被套.
什么样的好?
与枕头配套的. 你要什么类型的?
它们有什么类型的?
你要有褶皱的吗?
要什么样的被套?
我不知道是用来做--
就是用来包垫子和弹簧的布.
-噢，那就得买. -对，得买.
如果你能为我挑被套，我会很高兴的.
给你挑吧.
好的.
就只是这个了吧?
哦, 还有一样东西，坐吧.
你脚趾头真漂亮.
是家族遗传的?
我的女朋友可以躺在床上吗? 试一试看床与你合不合符好吗?
好的, 谢谢你.
这是我们这儿最受欢迎的床.
斜靠试试.
抓住床头板试试看.
感到舒服吗?
把脚伸直.
星期四或星期五可以给你们寄出去.
我想快一点.
我个人保证星期四能给你寄出.
伸脚.
我不看. 没有人在看.
别这样, 约翰!
我要这一个.
我们还得做有关Farnsworth的事呢.
我一直在拨电话，但那人不接.
我们过了三个星期了. Harvey昏了头.
我想你得去看他，是吗?
好主意.
Farnsworth先生在吗?
是Farnsworth先生吗?
你好. 我给你打过很多次电话. . .
. . .但你的电话是摘机的.
我想告诉你你的画展三星期后开始. . .
. . .你还没有完成你所有画.
我们希望你会出现在画展上.
你还记得画展的事吗?
我记得我饿得时候就吃东西. . .
. . .我还记得我困的时候就睡觉.
我看了你的作品.
非常好.
我都不知道那是什么.
你捕捉瞬间的一种方法.
瞬间. . .
. . .好熟悉.
好奇怪.
对呀.
伊丽莎白, 我们来玩个游戏.
我是有问题的人.
因为我兴奋不起来.
除非. . .
. . .除非你像狗一样在地上爬.
我愿意看看你爬的样子.
你愿意为我做吗?
真是蠢, 约翰
爬呀.
我不想爬.
用四肢，爬呀.
我不想与你争吵.
爬.
别那样玩弄我.
伊丽莎白, 我不与你谈判的，现在就爬.
约翰, 只是游戏.
-爬. -不!
-爬. -别碰我!
-别这样. -把钱捡起来.
把钱捡起来!
我不想捡! 我不要这钱!
把钱捡起来.
钱给你!
伊丽莎白, 你喜欢这游戏.
-难道你喜欢? -我不喜欢.
-难道你不喜欢? -我憎恨这游戏!
我喜欢.
我憎恨这游戏. 它. . . .
你喜欢.
Molly. Molly.
布鲁斯在下边.
告诉他我不在.我不喜欢这样.
Lizzy. . .
. . .他是来找我的.
你好, 布鲁斯.
再见, Lizzy. 今晚开幕式上见.
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伊丽莎白, 我爱你,
我有点事，需要你给我办
我要你去那画画的那儿,,,,
很简单的事 我要你去办一下
现在去办.
紧吗?
感觉怎么样?
我爱你.
拿着这个, 亲爱的.
啊. . .我看看.
放松. . .宝贝.
这边, 这边.看得见吗?
你会感觉很好的.
放松.
喜欢吗?象猫. . . .
喜欢吗?
轻点. . .我会让你感到. . .
. . .欲仙欲死. . . .
它们真过瘾.
好舒服!
来，我要咬你了!
让我看看你的眼睛.
再见.
我们跳个舞吧.
真好!
让我们教教她什么是舒服. . . .
来吧, 小姐.
这女人在这儿干什么?
狗娘养的，真蠢.
你这个私生子.
-你不能-- -你把我吓坏了.
-觉得怎么样? -你真的想知道?
-失去控制感觉怎么样? -你想知道?
-我想知道. 是什么? -你想知道?
-是什么? -看, John!
看!
有谁要香槟吗?
拿着!
太好了，太好了!
时间刚好到了.
-来，让我们好好看看. -我想他们正在拍照.
-准备好了吗? -准备好了.
-哦, 来吧. Yeah. -怎么样?
-太好了. -我想我醉了.
亲爱的! 看在上帝的份上, 帮帮我.
哦, 帮帮我, 亲爱的.
Farnsworth! 他好奇怪.
真的好奇怪. 我是说，我喜欢这工作.
我喜欢. 我甚至与他说了.
但我不知道他是否不太认识字，还是不会说话，或其他.
他只是死盯着，死盯着，宝贝.
爬. 是真爬.
这是Farnsworth时代的开始. 他是一个了不起的画家.
-忍一忍他吧. -为什么要忍他?
这是个了不起的日子. 我为这个画展感到骄傲. . .
. . .很好高兴你们来参加这个画展.
你要走?
你不呆了?
你知道, 我有五兄弟.
我最小.
我住在一个小镇上，就在芝加哥外边.
我父亲. . . .
我父亲是. . . .
他在铸造厂上班.
我母亲是. . . .
她是一个杂货店的员工. . . .
一个收银员.
你知道. . . .
我有个家.
他们都不再工作.他们退休了，我资助他们.
太迟了.
我想让你知道一些事.
还有很多其他的女孩.
也有很多女人.
但是我以前从来没有感觉到.
即使是当我. . .
. . .握住你的手时.就是像你感觉的那样.
一种我没有想过的东西.
我从来没有想过. . .
. . .爱你那么深.
你知道只要我们任何一人说不,就结束了.
可是你不说.
我等得太久了.
我会派人来拿我的东西.
伊丽莎白. 伊丽莎白.
我爱你.
你在我数到五十的时候. . .. . .回来好吗?
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