愚蠢的孩子哟 Foolish child!
我一口就能把你整个人都吞掉 I could swallow you whole!
可别小看我 吉尔德蛇 Do not underestimate me, gildersnake,
因为我是善良的女巫安苏娜 for I am the good witch azura,
守卫和平的战士 warrior of peace!
吃我一招 混蛋 Now eat this, sucker!
不要啊 我唯一的弱点就是会死 No! my only weakness-- dying!
这就是结尾 And that's the end.
什么的结尾 The end of what?
我的读书报告的结尾 My book report.
我还以为我在公园里把它给打昏了呢 I think I knocked it out of the park.
你的读书报告就是你来这儿的原因 Your book report is why you're in here.
原来备用的蛇在那里啊 Oh. that's where the backup snakes were.
你原本打算拿这个做什么 And what were you going to do with this?
那是要留到第三幕结局用的 That was for the act three closer.
闺女啊 我很欣赏你的创意 但这有点太过火了 Mija, I love your creativity, but it's gotten out of hand.
你还记得最近三次被叫到校长办公室谈话都是因为什么原因吗 Do you remember why you were in the principal's office the last three times?
噢亲爱的匕首啊 赐予我死亡吧 O happy dagger, give me death!
最后来个符合解剖学的点睛之笔吧 Now for the final anatomically correct touch,
蛛之吐息 spider breath.
你们觉得那招很厉害吗 You think that's an impressive trick?
来瞧瞧这个吧 Take a look at this.
哔哔 咘咘 哔哔 Bleep, bloop, bleep!
虽然我们都很愿意看到你表达自我 We all love that you express yourself,
但如果你不能学会区分幻想与现实 but if you can't learn to separate fantasy from reality,
你可能就得在这里过暑假了 you may need to spend the summer here.
别担心 妈妈 我不会让你失望的 Don't worry, mom. I won't let you down.
以后我再也不搞怪了 No more weirdness!
刚才这下不算 对吧 That doesn't count, right?
啧啧 哎呀 我的宝贝 Tsk. oh! Oh, my baby!
好了 别担心 Now, don't worry.
夏令营只有三个月 Summer camp is only going to be for three months.
到时候你会忙着结算帐单 You'll be so busy balancing checkbooks
以及学着去 欣赏公共广播电台的节目 and learning to... Appreciate public radio,
时间一眨眼就会过去了 the time will fly by!
但我不喜欢这些东西呀 But I don't like any of that stuff.
我喜欢给动漫加音乐做混剪 I like editing anime clips to music
还有阅读背景故事错综复杂的奇幻小说 and reading fantasy books with convoluted back-stories.
闺女啊 你的幻想世界在拖你的后腿 Mija, your fantasy world is holding you back.
你有朋友吗 我指现实中的朋友 Do you have any friends? Real ones,
不是想象出来的或画出来的 not imagined or drawn
爬行动物也不算 or reptilian?
夏令营是一个结交朋友的好机会 Summer camp is a chance to make some friends,
但你必须得去尝试 but you have to try.
-你能去试试么 -能的 妈妈 - Can you do that? - Yes, mom.
我要去工作了 Oh. I gotta go to work.
你的大巴就要来了 到了那儿就发短信告诉我吧 Your bus is coming soon. Text me when you get there.
拜拜 妈妈 Bye, mom.
在哪儿呢 在哪儿呢 Where is it? Where is it?
你个垃圾小偷 Tiny trash thief!
别想萌混过关 你个 嗯 Stop adorably hopping away, you-- huh?
哇 我还以为我的古怪收藏就够多了呢 Whoa. I thought I had a lot of weird stuff.
但这 这也太厉害了吧 But this-- this is impressive.
你终于回来了 Finally, you're back.
让我看看这里面都有些什么 Now let's see what we've got here.
垃圾 垃圾 Garbage, garbage...
垃圾 Garbage.
至于这个嘛 Now, this...
这个可以让我发大财 This will make me rich.
还有这个 And this...
这个拿来引火不错 Oh, this'll make good kindling.
不好意思 这是我的 谢谢你 Excuse me, sorry, it's mine, thank you.
你哪儿也别想去 You're not going anywhere.
不会吧不会吧 到底是什么情况啊 Oh, no, no, no, no! What's going on?
你好啊 小仙子 Oh, hello, little fairy.
你是来告诉我这一切都是一个天马行空的梦的吗 Are you going to tell me this is all a fantastical dream?
把你的皮剥下来给我 Give me your skin!
我在哪儿 我是死了么 Where am I? Did I die?
我下地狱了吗 Am I in the bad place?
别做梦了 You wish.
真对不起 我只是想拿回我的书 I'm so sorry! I just wanted my book!
如果你要吃掉我的皮肤 就干脆点 And you're gonna eat my skin! Just make it quick!
-快点动手吧 -吃掉你 - Just do it now! - Eat you?
我干嘛要吃掉一位潜在的客户呢 Why would I eat... A potential customer?
你想不想要这只满是窟窿的人类脚丫呢 Can I offer you a human foot filled with holes?
或者是这块绿色的人类糖果 对了 A bar of green human candy? Oh, oh!
这个能映照出悲伤的黑色影子箱如何 How about this black shadowbox that reflects only sadness?
它的功能可不止这样 来 让我看看 That's not all it can do. Here, let me see it.
什 Wha...?
嗯 那是什么 Huh? what's that?
这声音 太诱人了 The sound-- it's so alluring.
我愿意用四十只蜗牛换这个尖叫箱 I'll pay 40 snails for the screaming box!
我出一百只 我可以把里面的小人给吃了么 I'll give you a hundred! Can I eat the tiny person inside?
你刚刚说你叫什么名字来着 What did you say your name was?
我叫露丝 露丝·诺塞达 I'm Luz. Luz noceda.
那好 露丝 刚刚那招很高明 以一个人类的水平来说 Well, Luz, that was pretty clever... For a human.
听另一个人类这样说有点奇怪哈 That's kind of a weird thing for another human to say.
噢 亲爱的孩子 Oh, dear child,
我和你不一样 I'm not like you.
我是猫头鹰魔女伊达 I'm eda the owl lady,
炽热群岛上最强的女巫 the most powerful witch on the boiling isles.
女巫 A witch?
我是一名受人尊敬 令人畏惧的 I am a respected, feared--
暴露啦 Busted!
快跑 是守卫 Run! it's a guard!
猫头鹰魔女伊达 你因 Eda the owl lady, you are wanted
滥用魔法以及犯下其他恶魔般的轻罪而被通缉了 for misuse of magic and demonic misdemeanors.
哇 女巫罪犯 Whoa! witch criminal!
我在此命令你跟我到顺从塔去 You are hereby ordered to come with me to the conformatorium.
你们能不能别再跟着我了 我什么都没做啊 Would you guys quit following me around? I haven't done squat.
你也得一起去... And you're coming too...
因为你犯下了与罪犯结交之罪 ...for fraternizing with a criminal.
什 什么 太扯了吧 Wh-what? that's not cool!
行吧行吧 你赢了 Oh, all right, all right, you win.
让我去收拾一下我的东西 Just let me get my stuff.
哎呀 可不能忘了这个 Whoops. can't forget this.
跟我来 人类 Follow me, human.
太离谱了 This is crazy.
如果我死在这里 我妈肯定会杀了我 If I die here, my mom's gonna kill me!
哈 我不会让他们伤害你的 Ha! I won't let 'em hurt you.
对我来说 像你这样的人类活着比死了更有价值 A human like you is much more valuable to me alive than dead.
等等 那是什么意 Wait. what's that supposed to--
你逃不掉的 猫头鹰魔女 You won't get away with this, owl lady!
好吧 行 你逃掉了 Yeah, all right. You did.
算你侥幸逃脱了 You got away with it.
她侥幸逃脱了 各位 She got away with it, everybody!
像往常一样 Typical.
你现在可以睁开眼睛了 人类 You can open your eyes now, human.
会飞的手杖 疯狂的怪兽 你是个女巫 Flying staffs, crazy monsters, you're a witch--
这是哪儿 What is this place?
这里是炽热群岛 This is the boiling isles.
你们人类口中的一切神话 Every myth you humans have
都是我们这个世界渗透到你们那个世界的产物 is caused by a little of our world leaking into yours.
是狮鹫 A Griffin!
-我就知道 -没错 -I knew it! -Yep.
-狮鹫 吸血鬼 还有长颈鹿 -长颈鹿 -Griffins, vampires, giraffes-- -giraffes?
是啊 我们把它们驱逐出境了 Oh, yeah. We banished those guys.
真是一帮怪胎 Bunch of freaks.
这是常有的事儿 That happens sometimes.
我今天冒的险已经够多了 Well, I've had enough adventure for today.
这里显然不是我常常梦见的那种适合儿童的幻想世界 This is clearly not the PG fantasy world I always dreamed about,
你能送我回家吗 so can you help me get back home?
那你得先帮我一个忙 Only if you help me first.
跟我来吧 人类 Ah, now, come along, human.
你不怕被那些守卫发现吗 Aren't you worried about those guards finding us?
不怕 我的房子有最先进的防御系统 Nope. my house has a state-of-the-art defense system.
呼呼 请报上口令 Hoot-hoot! password, please! Aah!
没工夫跟你闹了 鹰鹰 快让我们进去 We got no time for this, Hooty. Let us in.
好吧 好吧 哎呀 All right, all right! Geez!
你这人真没意思 You never want to have any fun!
哎哟 呼呼 Ow! hoot!
欢迎来到 Welcome to...
猫头鹰魔法社 The owl house...
我在这里躲避现代生活的压力 ...where I hide away from the pressures of modern life.
还有条子 以及前男友们 Also the cops. Mm, also ex-boyfriends.
这里好漂亮啊 就你一个人住在这儿吗 This place is beautiful! Do you live here all alone?
其实我还有一个室友 Actually, I have a roommate.
是谁胆敢闯入我 Who dares intrude upon I,
众魔之王的地盘 the king of demons?
伊达 他也太可爱了吧 Eda, he's so cute!
谁是小可爱呀 谁是小可爱呀 Who's a widdle guy? Who's a widdle guy?
是不是你 是不是你 Is it you? Is it you?
不 我不知道你说的小可爱是谁 No! I don't know who your little guy is!
伊达 这怪物是谁呀 Eda, who is this monster?
这是露丝 她是个人类 Oh, this is Luz, the human.
她来帮我们解决那个小 麻烦 She's here to help us with our little... Situation.
-太好了 -慢着 慢着 -Oh! hooray! -Wait, wait, wait.
我觉得你说的"麻烦"听起来可不太妙 I don't like the sound of this "situation."
让我来解释一下吧 Just... let me explain.
大王曾经是伟大的众魔之王 King was once a mighty king of demons,
但当他的权力之冠被偷走之后 until his crown of power was stolen,
他就变成了 这个样子 and he became... this.
你是说这个小可爱吗 You mean this little bundle of joy?
王冠落到了邪恶的暴怒领主手里 The crown is being held by the evil warden Wrath
被封印在一个魔法力场中 and locked away behind a magical force field
这个魔法力场只有人类可以通过 that only a human can break through--
像你这样的人类 A human like you.
如果你能帮我们夺回他的王冠 If you help us retrieve his crown,
我们就送你回到你的国度 we'll send you back to your realm.
你觉得怎么样 So whaddya say?
再说了 你忍心拒绝这张可爱的小脸蛋吗 Plus, who could say no to this cute face?
不 别这么怂恿她 No! please don't encourage her! Aah!
我是说 我们是你回家的唯一希望 I mean, we're kinda your only way home.
所以我其实并没有选择的余地 是吗 So I don't really have a choice, do I?
当然 不能再浪费时间了 Nope. now, we've got no time to lose.
鸭子先生 再等等 Soon, Mr. ducky,
让那些嘲笑我们的人尝尝恐惧的滋味吧 we shall drink the fear of those who mocked us.
-我们要去哪里 -一个超好玩的地方 - Where are we going? - Somewhere super fun.
顺从塔 The conformatorium,
那里关着的都是些被看作不适应社会的家伙 a place for those considered unsuitable for society.
哇 那些家伙对你真是穷追不舍啊 Whoa. these guys really have the hots for you.
是啊 但我们这么狡猾 他们是抓不到我们的 Yep. but we were never caught because we're too slippery.
我脚底抹了油 有本事就来抓我啊 Try to catch me when I'm covered in grease.
我是个扭来扭曲的小家伙 I'm a squirmy little fella. Aah!
咱俩溜到塔顶 他们放王冠的地方 You and I will sneak up to the top of the tower, where they're holding my crown.
到时候我负责引开领主 And I'm gonna make sure the warden's distracted.
我需要伪装起来吗 Will I need a disguise?
我一直期待它能派上用场 I've been waiting to use this.
真难看 It's hideous.
你会很合群的 Oh, you'll fit right in.
站稳啦 Hang on tight.
咱们塔顶见 Meet you guys at the top of the tower.
哪儿有这么笨的猫 Ha-ha! cat's don't do that.
那边的猫小姐 你是怎么从牢房里出来的 Hey, cat lady, how'd you get out of your cell?
不不不 我不是猫 Oh, no, no, no. I'm not a cat.
-我也不是罪犯 -暂时还不是 -Also, I'm not a criminal. -Not yet, you're not.
但我们也不是 Neither are we.
那个混蛋领主就喜欢把不合群的人关起来 The stupid warden likes to lock people up who don't fit in.
比如 我写了一本食材们坠入爱河的同人小说 Like, I write fan fics of food falling in love.
我喜欢食物 我喜欢爱情 我凭什么不能写这本书啊 I like food, I like love... Just let me write about it.
我因为喜欢吃自己的眼珠子就被关起来了 I'm here because I like eating my own eyes.
偶们系言论自由的银 We are agents of fwee expwession!
他们休想让偶闭嘴 They will never siwence us!
是啊 她很喜欢阴谋论那一套 Yeah, she's really big into conspiracy theories.
这个世界是模拟出来的 The world is a simulation!
我们只是更高级的生命体的玩物罢了 We are but playthings for a higher being!
等等 他们并不是罪犯 Wait. these aren't crimes.
你们其实没有做错什么 None of you actually did anything wrong.
你们只是一帮怪胎 You're all just a bunch of weirdos.
像我一样 Like me.
是暴怒领主 快藏起来 It's warden wrath! Hide!
我听见你们说话了 I can hear you.
你们这帮蠢货在嘀咕什么呢 Just what are you fools whispering about?
是猫头鹰小姐 Ah. the owl lady.
看我马上把她抓住 I'll get my hands on her soon enough.
与压迫者斗针到底 Fight against the oppwessor!
偶们要访抗 偶们要胜利 We will wesist! We will conquer!
偶们才不怕你呢 你个老家伙 We will never be afwaid of you, you old cweep!
吼啊 偶自由了 Hooway! I'm fwee!
这就算给你们的一点教训 Let this be a lesson to all of you.
你们要是不合群 社会根本容不下你 There's no place in society for you if you can't fit in.
别担心 我能放你们出来 Don't worry. I can get you out.
可恶 我这书呆子的小细胳膊 No! my weak nerd arms!
孩子 趁你还能逃 赶紧逃走吧 Just get out of here while you still can, kid.
替我们好好享受自由吧 Enjoy freedom for us.
我刚才确认过了 Hey. I just checked.
领主不在 他去折磨某种小生物了 The warden is distracted, tormenting some tiny creature.
他这会儿应该不会过来 He won't be coming around here anytime soon.
违禁品
我的王冠 它就在那儿 My crown! It's close!
我能感受到它的力量 I can sense its power!
他渴求力量的样子好可爱啊 Aw, he gets so cute when he's thirsty for power.
把他们关在这儿太不公平了 It's not fair that they're all in here.
他们只想做真实的自己 They just want to be themselves.
为什么大家都觉得当个怪胎是件坏事呢 Why does everyone think that being a weirdo is so bad?
违禁品
走吧 趁他还没伤到自己 Come on, before he hurts himself.
-我们带了个一个人类 记得吗 -对哦 -We have a human, remember? -Oh, yeah.
等一下 那难不成是 Wait a second. Is that a...
我的王冠 My crown!
太棒了 太棒了 Yes. yes!
我能感觉到我的力量回来了 I can feel my powers returning!
你 梦魇魔 You, there. Nightmare critter.
我要称你为弗兰索瓦 I shall call you francois,
你将成为我黑暗军团中的一员 and you shall be a Minion in my army of darkness.
那顶皇冠并不能带给他力量 对吧 That crown doesn't give him any powers, does it?
不能 Uh, no.
看看我们吧 露丝 Oh, look at us, Luz.
大王和我一样 在这个世界上孤苦伶仃 我们唯一的依靠只有彼此 King and I don't have much in this world. We only have each other.
所以要是那顶蠢王冠对他那么重要 那它就对我一样重要 So if that dumb crown is important to him, it's important to me.
再说了 我们这些奇葩就得团结在一起 你说是吧 And besides, us weirdos have to stick together, you know?
好了 我们欠你一个人情 咱们先离开这里吧 Well, we owe you one. Now, let's get out of here
趁着领主还没发现我们 不然他一定会发飙 before the warden finds us and loses his head.
太迟了 Too late.
每次都是这样 真讨厌 Ow! oh, I hate it when that happens.
伊达 你没事吧 Eda! are you okay?
-我没事 这种事年纪大了就会时常发生 -真的吗 - Yeah. this just happens when you get older. - Does it?
终于啊 我终于让你走投无路了 Finally, I have you cornered,
猫头鹰魔女伊达 eda the owl lady.
我的守卫们总是抓不到你 My guards could never get you,
但是我知道只要我拿走你家宠物的玩具 你肯定会自己送上门来 but I knew if I took your pet's toy, you'd come running.
不 No!
我的力量 My power!
你找我干什么 我从来没违反过 What do you want with me? I've never actually broken
你那些愚蠢的法律 至少没在你面前违反过 any of your stupid laws... In front of you.
我想让你 I want you...
跟我去约会 To go out with me.
-什 -什么 - Wha...? - what?
加油啊 老大 Go, boss!
你总是能逃脱我们的追捕 You've always eluded our capture.
你总是能从我们手里溜走 You've always been the one who got away.
我觉得这点很吸引人 I found that alluring.
我现在觉得你说的每一个字都很恶心了 I hate everything you're saying right now.
你给我闪一边去 You stay out of this!
所以你意下如何呢 猫头鹰魔女 So how about it, owl lady?
炽热群岛最强大的女巫 The most powerful witch of the boiling isles
和受人敬畏的暴怒领主 and the feared warden wrath.
我们将会是有史以来最强大的一对情侣 We'd be the strongest power couple ever.
而且 现在这种情况你也没法拒绝 I mean, it's-- it's not like you can say no right now.
好吧 领主 你赢了 All right, warden. You win.
不过我想先说句话 I'd just like to say something first.
凑近点 Come closer.
再近一点 No. just come a little bit closer.
再 好 这样就可以 Just... yeah, that's good.
臭婆娘 你不知道你嘴里有多少细菌吗 Impudent wench! Don't you know how many germs are in your mouth? Ugh!
别想了 你让你的守卫跟踪我 Get over it. You had your guards stalk me,
然后又把我的头砍下来 and then you cut off my head.
我才不跟你约会呢 I am not going out with you.
你如果不接受 那我就只能毁 If you don't accept, then I have no choice but to des--
太棒了 Nice!
好了 现在我们得走了 Okay, we're going now.
呼神 飞行 Expecto... flying?
魔力 逃脱 Magicus... escapicus!
飞吧 魔杖 Gun it, magic stick.
猫头鹰魔女 这次我不会再让你溜走了 Owl lady, I won't let you get away again!
伊达 搭把手 Eda, lend me a hand!
我的骨头啊 露丝 Oh, my bones! Luz...
回人类世界去吧 Go back to the human world.
-那你们怎么办啊 -要是你觉得这个家伙够糟糕了 - What about you guys? - If you think this guy is bad,
你真应该见见她的前男友 you shoulda seen her last boyfriend.
他不是我男友 Not my boyfriend.
-走啊 -可是我 - Go! go! - But-- but I--
你们为什么傻站在这里 Why are you guys just standing there?
这是你们逃走的机会啊 This is your chance to escape!
领主会抓住我们的 每次都是这样 The warden will catch us. He always does.
这就是我们的归宿 We belong here.
自偶怀疑是一座你永远逃不粗去的监狱 Self-doubt is a pwison you can never escape fwom.
就算你们做事的方式与众不同 So, you have a different way of doing things,
看待事物的观点与众不同 a different way of seeing things.
这些也许让你们显得很奇怪 但也让你们很出彩啊 不是吗 That might make you weird, but it also makes you awesome. Don't you see?
你为什么要帮我们 Why are you helping us?
因为我们这些奇葩就要团结在一起啊 Because us weirdos have to stick together.
况且 谁都不应该因为展现真实自我而受到惩罚 And nobody should be punished for who they are.
去狠狠教训他们吧 Now, let's get 'em!
别想跑 猫头鹰魔女 No more running away, owl lady.
今天我要一劳永逸地抓住你 Today I capture you once and for all!
上啊上啊 Go, go, go, go!
-露丝 -我吃自己的眼睛 - Luz? - eat my own eye!
在偶眼中世界是山角形的 I see the world as a twiangle!
我要修炼古老的同人小说艺术 And I practice the ancient art of fan fiction!
你 你以为你是谁 You! who do you think you are?
可别小看我 暴怒领主 Do not underestimate me, warden wrath,
我叫露丝 是个人类 for I am Luz, the human,
守卫和平的战士 warrior of peace.
吃我一招 混蛋 Now eat this, sucker!
刚刚那算是她比较顺利的一次分手了 That was actually one of her better breakups.
才不是分手呢 来吧 咱们该走了 Not a breakup. Anyway, let's bounce
趁着其他怪物还没爱上我 before any more monsters fall in love with me.
好了 我们说话算话 Well, a deal's a deal.
送你回家吧 Let's get you home.
在我走之前 Before I go--
我知道这个和那个不一样 不过 I know it's not the same, but...
国王怎么能没有王冠呢 A king shouldn't be without a crown.
这就足够了 This shall suffice.
说你呢 植物 You there, plant!
从现在起你要听令于我了 You are now under my command.
还有 别忘了这个 Oh, and don't forget this.
好吧 虽然你的头被砍下来了 Okay. I know you got your head cut off,
而且我们还挑起了一场监狱暴乱 and we started some kind of prison riot,
但是这是我有生以来最开心的一天了 but this was the most fun I've ever had.
我在家里不合群 你在这里不合群 I don't fit in at home. You don't fit in here.
要是我留下来 我们就可以一块不合群了 If I stay, we could not fit in together.
我才不要去什么夏令营呢 I'm not going back to summer camp.
夏令营是什么东西 你到底在说什么 What's summer camp? What are we talking about here?
我想留下来成为一位女巫 I want to stay and become a witch
就像你和安苏娜一样 like you and azura.
什么 打住 太荒唐了 What? all right, that's crazy.
人类是当不了女巫的 Humans can't become witches.
也可能是因为之前没人试过吧 Maybe that's because they haven't tried.
要是你肯教怎样成为一名女巫 让我帮你做什么都行 If you teach me to become a witch, I'll do anything you want.
让她留下吧 Let her stay!
她可以给咱们做点心吃 She can make us snacks.
好吧 我也的确需要人帮忙 Well, I could use a hand
看住这个小傻子 不让他钻进橱柜里去 keeping this goofball out of the cupboards.
行吧 我来教你怎么成为一名女巫 All right. I'll teach you how to be a witch.
但是在你学咒语前 你得先给我打工 But you have to work for me before you learn any spells.
成交吗 Deal?
太紧了 这到底是什么情况啊 Too tight! Too tight! What's going on?
你睡觉用的茧看起来好软和呀 Your sleep cocoon looks fluffy.