最近生意还好吗 So how are things going with you?
本来一直挺好的 Well, everything was going great
直到隔壁开了家塔塔餐厅 Until they opened that ta-ta's next door.
抢了我们不少生意 They've been taking a lot of my business,
还抢走了几个很棒的服务员 Some of my best girls.
但我们的区域经理吃贝类中毒了 But the district manager got paralyzed from bad shellfish.
你猜谁会来接他的班呢 Guess who's next in line.
我对这种事已经开始厌烦了 I think I'm getting a little bored.
你猜昨天谁来了 Guess who stopped by yesterday.
谁 Who?
斯卫门太太和她儿子 Mrs. silverman and her son.
是汤姆啊 他最近怎么样 Tom. hey, how is tom?
挺好的 Oh, good, good.
他和他那漂亮的大肚子老婆在一起 He was with his beautiful pregnant wife.
那又怎样 Is that so?
你可没有漂亮的大肚子老婆 You don't really have a beautiful pregnant wife.
没有 确实没有 Nope. sure don't.
甚至都没有哪个丑女人 You don't even have a bastard child
愿意为你生个私生子 with an ugly woman out of wedlock.
老妈 他中毒瘫了诶 Mom, he's paralyzed.
也就是说我会继任 知道吗 That means I'm next. okay?
我会成为下一任区域经理 That means I'm district manager.
家里的条件也会改善的 Things around here are going to change.
成为餐厅经理时 Just like they were going to change
你也是这么说的 when you became restaurant manager.
再见 Good-bye.
听着 亲爱的 Look, honey,
我很在乎你 不放心你在那儿工作 I care about you way too much to let you work there,
所以我得管一管 So I'm going to have to put my foot down.
是吗 你试试啊 Cool. you do that.
埃里森 除了我 Allison, listen, I don't want you to be groped inappropriately,
我不想别人占你便宜 Except by me.
拜托 Come on.
这个工作有点上不了台面 It's a gateway job.
你他妈干什么呀 What the fuck?
不出一年你就会当上脱衣舞女 You'll be working a stripper pole within a year!
还会变成一个未婚妈妈 You're going to be a young mother
胸罩里塞满小费 With lots of dollars in your pooswah!
塔塔餐厅
最近好吗 What's up, stranger?
天哪 你好啊 Oh, my god! hi.
亲爱的 瞧你多可爱 Hi, honey. baby doll.
天哪 今天真是很特别的一天啊 Oh, my gosh. so today's the big day, huh?
是啊 我终于鼓起勇气来这儿工作了 Yeah. I finally took the plunge.
你想先参观下吗 Well, do you want the grand tour?
-当然 -好的 - Yes, please. - Okay.
我之前从没在这种地方工作过 I've never worked in a place like this before.
会适应的 You'll be fine.
-来吧 -好的 - You know. come on. - Okay.
你好啊 乔希 Hey, Josh.
-乔希 -我说 呃... - Josh. - Hey. uh...
你看起来糟透了 Man, you look like unshaven shit.
谢谢你 安珀 谢谢 Thank you, amber. thanks.
你有点小题大做了 You're making a big deal out of nothing.
我可不是无中生有 我痛苦死了 It's not nothing. I'm haunted.
每天都做同样诡异的梦 Every night, I have the same weeds dream.
一开始都很正常 Everything starts off great,
然后我开始同时侍应四张桌子 And then I get set, like, four tables all at once.
你们好 来点什么 Hey, there, folks.
-来杯百事 -好的 百事一杯 - I'll have a pepsi. - Okay, pepsi.
给她来杯甜茶 She'll have a sweet tea.
野莓茶怎么样 要来杯吗 How about raspberry tea? is that all right?
还是不要了吧 How about no?
-就要杯热茶 -好的 热茶一杯 - Hot tea. - Okay, hot tea.
我们赶着去看电影 We're catching a movie,
所以你要帮我们快点上 好吗 So we need you to rush our order, okay?
服务员 Excuse me!
等一下 怎么了 Uh, just one second. yes?
今天都有什么鱼 What's your fish of the day?
今天没有鱼 We don't have a fish of the day.
-我点过脱咖啡因咖啡了吗 -点过了 - Did I say decaf? - Yeah.
我们还没看菜单呢 We haven't looked at the menu yet.
如果我想要沙拉配牛排... If I get the salad bar with my steak...
你在说什么 德语吗 What is that, german?
我要一份全熟的牛排 I need a steak well-done!
打印机没墨了 The printer ran out of ink.
随便你吧 Whatever.
厨房里出了点问题 There's a problem in the kitchen.
所有点的单都被删除了 All the orders were deleted, okay?
哦 上帝啊 Oh, my god.
你开什么玩笑 Are you kidding me?
我想要沙拉吧 I want the salad bar.
最后我全裸着面对一餐厅的客人 Then I end up naked in front of the entire restaurant.
你个娘娘腔 You're a vagina.
你只是工作压力太大了 You've just been working too hard.
随你怎么说吧 Whatever.
梅格尔 Miguel,
你起码放了3盎司的奶酪 伙计 That's more than 3 ounces of cheese, my friend.
我早就跟你说过了 We talked about this before.
少放奶酪 Less queso.
多长记性 More listen-o.
好了 埃里森 这样吧 Okay, allison. all right.
首先得给你弄套制服 First thing we need to do is get you an outfit.
好吗 Okay?
这里有小号 超小号 Uh, sizes are small, extra small,
还有超超小号 And extra extra small.
呃 我穿超小号吧 Oh, uh, extra small?
那你最好还是穿超超小号 Then you probably want to wear an extra extra small
因为老板肯定喜欢你多一点屁股 Because management likes your ass to hang out a little.
多露一点的意思就是 露得越多越好 And by a little, I mean a lot.
真可爱 Cute.
上班不能佩戴首饰 Oh, no jewelry.
抱歉 Sorry.
因为老板说那会让人看上去俗气 Yeah, management says it makes you look trashy.
可是... But...
但是他们说可以戴乳环 But they have approved nipple rings.
我不知道你有没有戴 I don't know if that helps.
销售食物可以提成50% 但不包括甜点 Uh, you get 50 percent off food, except for desserts.
我想就这些了 I guess that's about it.
那么就 把衣服换上吧 Just, um, saddle up.
棒极了 Cool.
-就在这儿 现在就换吗 -是的 - Here? I m... now? - Yeah.
如果你还有什么问题 If you have any questions about anything,
比如要挤个乳沟... To squeeze in anything...
我会找你帮忙的 You'll be right there.
...或者塞点什么或露点什么的 ...tuck anything in or pull anything out.
我想... 我没什么问题了 Yeah, i... I think I'm good.
没问题 I think I'm good.
好的 梅格尔 Okay, miguel,
如果你想升职 If you're going to step up
并想在周五晚上当我的助手 And work under me on friday night,
-你就得机灵点 知道吗 -好的 艾斯 - you got to keep your cool, okay? - yes, ese.
星期五可是高峰期 Friday's the hardest part of the job during the rush
因为我们不仅要做所有的吐司 Because we also have to do all the toasting.
还要做那该死的法式洋葱汤 And all the fucking french onion soups,
而这些东西 你也知道 很费时间 Which, as you can imagine, is pretty time-consuming.
现在 我们说清楚了 是吧 Now, we get it all, okay?
要是出什么状况 So when the shit hits the fan,
你就死定了 梅格尔 And it's going to hit the fan, miguel,
你最好别搞砸了 明白吗 You better not freak out or something. all right?
很多人都应付不来的 A lot of people can't hack this.
我知道了 知道了 艾斯 I>s? s? I know, ese.
还有 今晚你最好幽默点 And you better have a sense of humor tonight.
知道了吗 Okay?
如果我耍你 你就 If I start screwing with you, just...
只当是开玩笑什么的 Joking around or something like that,
要是你搞砸了 我可不放过你 Or if you mess up and I call you on it,
你到时候可别边哭边逃啊 Don't run off and pussy out and start whining.
要想和我一起工作 你的皮就得够厚 You got to have a pretty thick skin if you want to work with me.
我没跟你开玩笑 Seriously.
酸奶酪 Sour cream sanchez!
快看 涂得他嘴都是... See, all over his...
哈哈 他太搞笑了 Ahh, he makes me laugh.
你好 娜塔莎 Hey, natasha.
你今天可真性感 You're looking sexier than a bag of tits.
谢谢 阿格纽 你也一样 Thanks, agnew. so are you.
你还在和埃里森约会吗 Are you still dating allison
你还能跟其他女孩约会吗 Or can you see other people?
你说谁 Who?
没有啊 我可以.. No, I can...
我可以约任何我想约的人 I can see whoever I want.
说到这里 你今晚什么时候下班 Speaking of, what time you getting off tonight?
事实上 我正准备走 Actually, I'm getting off right now.
我今晚不上班 I'm not working tonight.
那遗憾了 Man, that sucks.
要是我们同时下班 那不是更好吗 Because wouldn't it be great if we were getting off simultaneously.
别担心 Don't worry.
很快你也可以走了 You'll get off soon enough.
好了 我们都知道 Okay, we get it.
你们俩想上床 You two want to fuck each other.
娜塔莎 Natasha,
你到别的地方去发骚 行吗 Go be a whore elsewhere, okay?
阿格纽 Agnew...
快去厨房策划你下一次诱奸吧 Go plot your next date rape in the kitchen,
否则你的活儿可没人干 Or your station's going to be empty all night.
-你好啊 内奥米 -你好啊 混小子 - Hello, naomi. - Hello, fuck boy.
嘿 你点的东西都到齐了吗 Hey. you got everything you need?
很好 很好 Good one. all right.
嘿 汉克 听说你参加了一个小聚会 Hey, hank. heard you had a little b-day shindig.
-好玩吗 -还行吧 - How it was? - It was all right.
就是一些人在公寓里鬼混呗 Just a few peeps over at the apartment complex.
有没有辣妹啊 Uh, any hot chickens there?
还是只是聚会而已？ Or was it a pud party?
有几个挺可爱的 There was a few cuties.
安珀和克里斯蒂也去了 真棒 Amber and kristy swung by. that was nice.
-真的? -其实没有 - Oh, really? - Uh, oh.
很抱歉我没去成 Well, sorry I couldn't make it.
因为他们没请我 I couldn't, uh, be invited.
听着 汉克 Uh, listen, hank,
介不介意今晚亮些调酒绝活 Would you mind pushing top shelf tonight?
别紧张 别搞砸了 And, uh, go easy on the elbow.
有一帮半裸辣妹在我们隔壁 I got a bunch of half-naked chicks next door.
正卖力的出卖色相 跟我们抢生意呢 They are hawking hot wings and camel toes.
到这儿来 小丫头 Hey, come here, little lady.
你想去哪儿 Where you going?
-转一圈我看看 - Give me a twirl.
非常好 Very nice.
说实话 要是我还是个双性恋的话 Seriously, if I were still in my bi phase,
我会像吃三明治那样吃掉你的屁股 I would eat your ass like a sandwich.
你说什么 What?
骗到你了 Gotcha.
其实我现在还是个双性恋 I'm still in that bi phase.
拉迪蒙斯 见过埃里森了吗 Raddimus, have you met allison yet?
我怎么可能忘记 Oh, how can I forget that?
不 我们没见过 No, I don't think we've met.
我是拉迪蒙斯 你好 I'm raddimus. hi.
今天是她第一天来上班 我还有点事 So it's her first day, and I got to jet.
你能不能替我带她参观一下厨房 Could you show her around the kitchen for me?
乐意之极啊 Oh, love to.
-谢谢 -乐意之极 - Thank you. - Love to. yeah.
向他们展示一下自己 Show 'em what you got.
-好的 -好的 宝贝儿 - Okay. - Okay, baby.
烤架什么的在那边 冷藏室在那边 Okay. the grill's over there, the freezer's over there,
那里是备菜室 And the pick-up area is right there.
棒极了 酷 Great. cool.
我知道了 还有什么是我要知道的 Got that. anything else I should know?
没有了 No, not really.
哦 对了 Oh, yeah.
还有一件事 There is one thing.
海莉有没告诉你 我们这儿玩的小游戏 Did hailey tell you about this little game we play around here?
没有 No.
那好吧 Oh. okay.
我们现在就来玩 Let's play.
还是别了吧 I don't know.
首先我们做个伸展运动 We'll do a little stretching first.
上帝啊 Jesus.
来吧 宝贝儿 Come on, baby.
叫我疯子 我可能是疯了 Call me crazy, I might be.
曾经 我用右膝上了一只老虎 One time I fucked a tiger with my right knee.
吮吸奶牛的乳头 吮吸奶牛的乳头 Suck a cow's tits. suck a cow's tits.
你不能替它吹箫 因为它是只母牛 You can't suck her dick 'cause a cow is a chick.
最近怎样啊 尼克 What's up, nick?
我的名字是迪奥 My name is theo.
你别再这样了 Quit acting like that.
得了 黑鬼 你永远都是我的搭档 不是吗 Come on, nigga. you always be my t-dawg, right?
知道吗 白人小孩模仿黑人这招已经过时了 Yyou know, white kids acting black, that's so pass?
这是很久以前我们的风格了 Sshit was pass?when we did it.
该换换了 Let it go.
贱人 Bitch.
接下来的动作是弹吉他 The next position is called the clitar.
把手放在你的短裤上 You take your panties...
你习惯用左手还是右手 Now, are you left-handed or right-handed?
右手 Right. right-handed.
好极了 Right on.
然后就开始 好吗 宝贝 So then you go... all right, baby?
像吉他手史蒂维·雷沃恩那样弹就行 Then you just start jamming like stevie ray vaughan.
拉迪蒙斯 Raddimus!
没人会玩你这愚蠢的下流游戏 Nobody's going to play your stupid vagina game.
懂吗 省省吧你 All right? give it up.
嘿 丹 Hey, dan, uh,
公司没告诉我你会来 Corporate didn't mention you were com...
进来吧 伙计 Uh, come on in, man.
我刚才正在核查一些数据呢 I was just, uh, going over some figures here.
太好了 那正是我要来跟你讨论的事 Perfect. that's what I came to talk to you about.
我们好像好几周 都没看到你的业绩报表了 Seems we haven't gotten your numbers in a few weeks.
一切都还顺利吗 Everything on track?
我的业绩? 都还不错啊 My numbers? they're good.
都很好 They're excellent.
那我就放心了 你也知道公司那帮人 Hoo, that is a relief because you know corporate.
-他们只关心业绩 -是啊 伙计 - They're all about the numbers. - Yeah, man.
尤其大家都在争那个区域经理的职位 Especially with that district manager job up for grabs.
这是好事啊 我的业绩这么好 Well, it's a good thing my numbers are so good, then.
是啊 让我瞧瞧 Yeah, let's just have a look.
不行 还没完全统计好 No, they're not finalized yet.
我可不想抢风头 伙计 I don't want to steal my own thunder, man.
让我偷偷看看有多拉风嘛 Let's just have a little peek at the thunder, huh?
不行... It's no...
我这个周末前会完成业绩的 丹 I'm going to make my numbers this weekend, dan.
拜托 伙计 我能做到9000 Come on, man. I've got 9 gs to go.
是吗 那真是太好了 Yeah. that's great.
本季度不是在今晚结束吗 Doesn't the quarter end tonight?
对啊 Yeah.
拜托 丹 Come on, dan.
你们在隔壁开那间色情酒吧之前 We used to make our numbers all the time
我们一直都能按时完成业绩的 Before you guys opened that titty bar next door.
色情酒吧创得出业绩啊 伙计 Titty bar makes numbers, babe.
他们为了赢什么都能做 They do what it takes to win.
要是你再不认真干的话 Now, if you don't want to play it tough,
我们就把这个区交给隔壁的经理 We'll just give that district to the manager next door.
他可是热门人选 He's a hot shot.
我走错办公室了吗 This is not my office.
你怎么进来的 How'd you get in here?
痒吗 你要起诉我吗 That tickle? are you going to press charges?
等等 回来 Wait. come back.
哦 埃里森 Oh, allison.
感觉如何 What's up?
美好的一天又开始了 What a gorgeous day to start.
你看上去真是太棒了 You look amazing.
来 跟我去走走 Come. walk with me.
我们多久没一起工作了 How long has it been since we worked together?
大概 两年 Like, two years?
天哪 这些年变化真大 Oh, my god. a lot's changed in those years.
嗨 小妞们 Hey, ladies.
可别嫉妒哦 Hey, don't be jealous.
说真的 这太没吸引力了 Seriously, it's so unattractive.
你会喜欢在这工作的 You're going to love working here.
小费很多 The tips are great.
-嘿 卡尔 -嘿 美人 - Hey, cal. - Hey, beautiful.
而且你的老板很好说话 And your boss is a push-over.
我们就像一个开心的大家庭一样 We're like one big, happy family.
你知道 我就像父亲 你们就像我女儿 You know, I'm the father, and you're my daughters.
不过不是亲生的 Well, you know, step-daughters.
-世事变迁啊 -是啊 - Whoa. things really have changed. - Yeah.
-卡尔 -在 - cal. - Yo.
你能批准我调班吗 Can I get you to approve this schedule change for me?
-要我签名? -哦 你最好了 - Autograph? - Oh, you're the best.
好了 甜心 You got it, sweetie.
嘿 美女 Hey, gorgeous!
乔希 你真应该来看一次演出 Josh, you just got to come to a show.
你不会相信的 You won't believe it.
我开始跳舞了 不过由于身高有点困难 I'm starting to dance, which is tricky because of the height thing.
但我平衡能力很好 不会晃得太厉害 But because of the balance, I'm not tipping anymore.
然后掌声一片 我站在那儿享受 I'm just boom, standing tall.
伙计 昨天你上了那个女人么 Hey, old man, did you fuck that lady last night?
就是胸部有雀斑的那个 You know, the one with the freckles on her chest?
我打赌你上了 I bet you did, huh?
你勾引到她没有? Did you fishhook her?
试过用四根手指吗 Did you give her the four-finger spread?
你有没有在上面吐口水... Did you spit...
让我闻闻你的胡子 let me smell your moustache.
你是不是给她口交了 Did you get it in there?
然后往上吐口水? Did you spit on it?
到底发生了什么 What happened?
别胡思乱想 Don't worry about it.
其实我正想 You know what? I'm actually thinking about.
远离这种混乱的生活 getting out of this racket.
全身心投入到乐队中 Start concentrating on the band full-time.
乐队啊 Oh, the band.
那你最好赶紧开始了 大叔 Well, you'd better get cracking there, old man river.
其实很多人出钱请我们表演 I'm actually getting a lot of paying gigs.
乐队的myspace空间点击率很高 The myspace getting tons of hits.
好友数量达到500了 Got, like, 500 friends.
有人在网页上藏了个病毒 This guy dropped a virus on there
你一点 就会听到我的音乐 So when you click, you hear my music.
-病毒? -当然了 - A virus? - Hello.
那你以前搞定的那些靓妞怎么办 What about all the poon you've nailed here?
那谁来搞那些母老虎啊 I mean, who's going to fuck all the cougars?
生活不只是泡妞 老弟 Life's not just about nailing poon, bro.
你好 同性恋博士 Uh, dr. faggot,
你的老二 Your cock
似乎放进另一个男人的屁屁里去了 seems to be parked in another man's asshole.
你干吗非要一副混蛋相 Why are you such a dick?
别问为什么 Don't ask.
你和你的"小男友"最近过得怎么样 So what have you and your little boyfriend Been up to lately?
爸 我跟你说过了 Dad, I told you.
我们不是同性恋 We're not gay,
我们只是思想比较开放罢了 We're just a couple of open-minded guys.
我的亲儿啊 竟然是个同性恋 My son, the rope-sucker.
我跟你妈婚姻失败全怪你 You know,I blame the failure of our marriage on you.
是吗 Sweet.
当年我把你妈肚子搞大的时候 When I knocked your mom up,
我跟她说我会负责的 I told her I'd do the honorable thing
负责出堕胎的钱 and pay for the abortion.
她一副可怜相 And she was like,
说什么"我想把孩子生下来" "oh, I think I want to have this baby. "
我跟她明说了 And I was like,
"臭娘们 你今晚就给我把孩子打掉" "bitch, you are having it tonight. "
当时都晚上八点多了 It's coat hanger o'clock.
-精彩 -精彩 - Good one. - Good one.
塔塔餐厅不会自己消失 丹尼斯 Ta-ta's isn't going away, dennis.
你要不择手段的竞争 You got to learn to fight scrappy.
我这边一半的女孩都跳槽过去了 It's hard to be scrappy
你叫我怎么不择手段 when half my girls are over there now.
剩下的都是些大老爷们儿 I got nothing on the floor but dudes.
搞得跟海盗船上一样 It's like a viking ship.
我正想法要生个孩子呢 大哥 And I'm trying to have a kid, man.
她很漂亮 Hey.She's a babe.
这是... 那是... It's... that's... i...
这是相框带的照片 She came with the frame.
悲哀 Sad.
哪个女孩 No girl is going to get interested in me
会对一家小店的经理感兴趣 If I'm a store manager in a strip mall.
你老婆不也是在你升为地区经理之后 I mean, your wife didn't get interested in you
才看上你的 Until you were a district manager.
我长得比你帅 I'm better-looking than you.
你现在搞砸可就真的完蛋了 You picked a terrible time to screw up.
舒尔来了 Shull is in town.
大区经理? The regional manager?
他娘的 Shitty puppy.
这也太荒唐了 Aw, come on. this is ridiculous.
他正准备杀鸡儆猴呢 He's looking to make an example out of someone.
你手下的店不也因经营不善垮了吗 Your shenaniganz got closed for culinary general contact.
注意语气 Tone.
无论如何你也要帮我升职 You just got to help me get this promotion.
上帝啊 丹尼斯 Jesus, dennis.
有点自尊好不好 Try to have some dignity.
别跟我谈什么尊严 Don't talk to me about dignity!
你体会过参加联谊会 You ever have a whole fraternity shit on your chest?
被拒之门外的感受吗 And then not let you in?
那倒没有 Not a fraternity, no.
底线是 你如果完不成指标 The bottom line, if you don't hit your numbers,
如果你一天营业额没超过9000 If you don't have a $9,000 day,
地区经理的事就免谈了 You will not get that district manager job.
我跟大家直说了吧 All right, I'm going to be totally honest with you.
如果我们不能创造9000以上的营业额 If we don't hit our numbers, if we don't make a $9,000 day,
我们的饭店就要关门了 Then the restaurant is shutting down.
什么 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
-搞什么 -要关门? - What? - Down?
就因为差几千块钱 If we're gonna be short a few thousand dollars,
我们就要关门 They're gonna shut us down?
太不讲道理了 That doesn't make any sense!
企业制度 谁跟你讲道理 It's a senseless crime. That's corporate for you.
眼都不眨就关你的门 They'll shut you down like that.
我们从来没接近过9000块 We've never come close to 9 grand.
要是注定如此 我们也没办法 Hey, if it's meant to be, it's meant to be, right?
等等 Hey, hey. hold on.
我给大家讲个故事 Let me tell you a little story.
1983年的季后赛 1983, it's the play-offs.
我们对阵 We're facing the toughest team
整个高中组中最强的队 in the whole high school region.
他们队里只有两个是白人 They only had, like, two white guys.
省省吧 丹尼斯 Who gives a shit, dennis?
要是当时让我上场 我一定会力挽狂澜... If he put me in, I would've fought like a fairy...
谁会让一个男拉拉队长上场 Dennis, he doesn't put the male cheerleader in.
要是我这个男拉拉队长上场的话 If he had put the male cheerleader in,
一定会有疯狂表现的 Then I would've tried like the dickens
达阵得分 To get that ball into the end zone,
我们所有人都要有这种精神 And so must all of you... All of us tonight do so also.
我打出了多项促销计划 I'm putting a lot of promotions into effect.
还要卖早点 I'm going to get the early evening menu going.
我知道 I understand.
老年人付的小费比较少 The elderly aren't the greatest tippers,
但相信我 他们的存在 But I'm telling you, they're going to give us
使得晚餐高峰前 The most beautiful afternoon pop
饭店也有人气 Right before the dinner rush, okay?
给我记住了 And please remember,
这个 The...
-这是什么 什么效应? - What's that? ... effect.
-大拇指效应? -蝴蝶效应 - Thumb fight? - The butterfly effect.
不是跟你们讲过蝴蝶效应吗 I told you about the butterfly effect.
一点小差错 One little thing goes wrong,
都可能导致饭店完蛋 The whole flow of the restaurant goes out.
跟你们说 And I'll tell you one thing.
艾希顿·库奇的电影里的 Austin kutchner(应为Ashton kutcher)
"蝴蝶效应"可都是真的 wasn't kidding around in that movie.
库奇曼? Kootchman?
你知道我指的是谁 You know who I'm talking about.
-谁 -艾希顿·库奇 - Who? - Ashman kitchnens.(又说错了)
他可不是开玩笑 He wasn't bullshitting.
会议结束 End of meeting.
还有一件事 Oh, one more thing.
在顾客面前注意文明用语 Inappropriate language in front of the guests.
这也太混蛋了 Oh, that guy's a dick.
好了好了 我也说脏话的 Come on, come on. I do it, too.
狗屎 放屁 呆瓜之类的 我也经常说 I say shit and ass and pud as much as the next guy,
但别在9岁小孩的生日上胡说 But not at a 9-year-old's birthday party.
要把嘴放干净些 Clean it up.
我算是完了 I am so fucked.
欢迎光临塔塔餐厅 Welcome to ta-ta's.
我们为您准备好了位子 I've got a table waiting just for you.
再加一元可得最新菜品 怎么样 How about top-shelf for a dollar more?
好吧 All right.
我有个孙女... I have a granddaughter...
-多谢好意 -等等 - Thank you. - Wait...
这帮老不死的太烦人了 Fucking old people.That's all I need.
听他们抱怨真是一种折磨 I don't give a shit
什么"冰淇淋当年就五分钱"之类的话 That ice cream used to cost a nickel back in your day.
你个老太婆 我可是要拿工资的啊 I need to get paid, you raggedy-ass bitch.
衰鬼 你的玉米薄饼好像烤好了 Hey, lactard, I think your nachos are done.
你这个混蛋 You're an asshole.
我来杯百事 I'll have a pepsi.
给她一杯甜茶 She'll have a sweet tea.
上帝啊 God.
好的 那么 Uh, so, uh,
两位要点什么 What can I get you folks to eat?
他要什么我就要什么 I'll have whatever he's having.
好的 Okay.
我跟她一样 Uh, I'll have the same.
三分熟 Medium-rare.
塔塔餐厅有一些行为准则 There are a few dos and don'ts here at ta-ta's.
跟我来 Come on.
送单时 Whenever you send a check, okay,
你要喊"塔塔 美女" You got to go "ta-ta, girl. "
-厨房那边回答 -收到 - And the kitchen goes... - Oh, yeah.
明白了吗 See?
空闲时 Whenever you have a spare minute,
你要去跳舞 Management wants you, like, dancing
或转呼拉圈 Or hula hooping
或模拟某种性爱场景 Or, like, simulating any kind of a sex act.
然后 Now...
不成文的规定是 What management doesn't tell you is this.
在一个到处是辣妹的餐馆里 You are in a restaurant full of hot girls.
处处勾心斗角 相互排挤 Wars are waged, alliances are formed.
想要明哲保身 只能自取灭亡 You try to stay neutral, you're going to get killed.
老天 真想干她的... Oh, man.I would love to "f" her in the "a,"
然后射在她的咪咪上 And then "c" all over her "ts. "
我再也不来了 Well, I never.
她是中情局的人吗 What? does she work for the cia or something?
她是怎么解开我的暗号的 How did she decipher that code?
去她的 Fuck her.
安珀 过来 Amber. amber, amber, come here.
听着 这也许有些奇怪 Listen, this is kind of weird,
我最近在考虑 But I'm thinking about...
经历一下同性性行为 I've been thinking about experimenting with homosexuality.
我... And i...
我觉得我不是同志 但是你知道 I don't think I'm gay, but you know,
你长得有点像亚裔男孩 Since you got that whole asian schoolboy look going on,
所以跟你做了 I think having sex with you
我就知道我是不是同性恋了 would be a good way to test the waters.
你说怎么样 What do you say?
去你妈的 阿格纽 Screw you, agnew.
试试看嘛 咱们可以来点情趣 Oh, come on. I'll make it hot for you.
亲爱的 Hello, love.
早上好 Top of the mornin' to ya.
饼干 清茶 Biscuits and tea.
-内奥米 -怎么了 - Naomi. - What? what?
你把我听到英国口音就兴奋的事 You told him?
告诉他了? about my accent fetish?
我当时喝醉了 I was drunk.
谁让你告诉我的 Why the fuck are you telling me anything anyway?
倒成了我的错了 Oh, so it's my fault?
我喝酒上瘾的 I have a drinking problem.
我也没有想戒酒的意思 And I don't intend to do anything about it.
来嘛 宝贝儿 把你粉粉的阴部露出来 Come on, moppet. show us your pink bits.
-假花还打扫什么 -滚一边去 - Those aren't real. - Fuck off.
安珀 安珀 Amber. amber.
只有欧洲口音 So is it just, you know,European accents
才能让你欲火中烧吗 that heat up the kitty?
南方口音的酒保怎么样 I mean, what about a bartender with a southern drawi?
要是有个非洲老兄说... What about an african dude going...
我是演讲专业毕业的 I'm a speech major!
中东口音怎么样 What about, like, a middle eastern guy?
妈的 不能让饭店就这么倒了 Shit, man. the restaurant can't close.
我才拿到75美分的加薪 I just got a 75-cent raise.
才得到延长工时的机会 Finally starting to get more hours,
刚开始学烧烤食品 Starting to learn the grill.
真不让人喘口气 Can't catch a break.
梅森 你给我死到外面抽烟去 Mason, why don't you get the fuck out of here
其实 我正准备出去抽... Actually, I was just about to...
别跟我顶嘴 小子 Don't argue with me, boy.
你让我做的事我正准备要做呢... But see, You're telling me to do something...
滚到门外抽根烟去 Go out that fucking back door right now And smoke a cigarette.
-但是 我... -别跟我说"但是" - Wait, but i... - Don't you "but" me, boy.
滚出去 Get the fuck out of here.
我现在就出去抽 I'm leaving now to go have a cigarette
因为我自己想... Because I want to...
至少他们不是在欺负我 At least they're not picking on me.
为什么不能回到往日的美好时光呢 Why can't things go back to the way they used to be, son?
因为厌倦了 Because that shit got old.
厌倦了装成帮匪成员 Shit, it got old being wannabe gangsters.
厌倦了哥特造型 It got old when we were goth.
厌倦了锐舞派风格 It got old when we were ravers.
一切都厌倦了 It got old through all of it.
那些行为太可悲了 I mean, it was pathetic.
其实 我们太可悲了 I mean, we were pathetic.
抽大麻呢 Smoking cannabis, huh?
操你妈 Fuck you.
都滚一边儿去 Fuck t-dawg.
谢谢你 先生 Thank you, sir.
请从这边走 Right this way. that's right.
对了 那边是门 There you go. that's it. that's the out door.
一股子狗屎味 Smells like a dog took a shit in here.
再见 先生 谢谢光临 Good-bye, sir. thanks for coming.
去死吧 赶紧去死吧 Die. die now.
小心脚下 Watch your step.
死 去死 Die-die.
去死吧 Die.
就两千块 2,000 lousy dollars.
就两千块? 2,000 lousy dollars?
那帮口水横流 Those doddering,
老不死的家伙们 Drooling motherfuckers.
丹尼斯 Hey, dennis.
我被毁了 汉克 I am being ruined, hank,
那帮塔塔餐厅的浪女彻底把我毁了 Ruined by those sluts at ta-ta's
还有公司里的那些老古董们 And those pud-wackers at corporate.
你经常用"呆瓜"这个词 You sure use that word pud a lot.
你说什么 What are you talking about?
呆瓜 你经常挂在嘴边 Pud. you say it a lot.
那是一个词啊 怎么了 It's a word.
说不说是我的事 You know, I could take it or leave it.
你脑子有病啊 What's the matter with you?
笔迹真可爱 That's cute handwriting.
一切都很好 只是... It's all real nice. it just...
抱歉 No, I'm sorry.
我觉得你不太符合我们的要求 I don't think you're a good fit For our establishment here.
我的双峰绝对是鬼斧神工 These tits were chiseled by god.
我觉得你气质不对 I don't think you have the right temperament.
操你妈 卡尔文 You know what? fuck you, calvin.
对我来说你还是那个呆子 You're still a fucking dork to me.
谢谢了 我会记得的 Good to know. I'll keep that in mind.
-卡尔文 -在 - Calvin. - Yo.
那边角落里有个行为古怪的老家伙 There's this really creepy old guy in the corner,
怪吓人的 And he's kind of skeeving me out.
好的 Oh. okay.
交给我了 I got this.
-丹尼斯 -你好 - Dennis? - Hey. how are you?
-近来如何 -挺好 - How's it going? - Good.
-相当不错 -那好 - Pretty great. - Okay.
很好 Great.
我完蛋了 I'm screwed.
-我喜欢奶子 -那还用说 - Man, I love tits. - No shit.
发型会变 I mean, hairstyles change, you know?
但奶子永远流行 But tits, tits never go out of style.
我同意 That's what I'm saying.
你们觉得什么尺码最好 What do you guys think is the best size?
A罩杯 毫无疑问 A- cup. no question.
哪个笨蛋会喜欢A罩杯的 What a gyp to get stuck with a-cups, huh?
不会吧 No shit.
其实平胸女孩也挺不错 Maybe it's even better to be flat-chested
那样的话人们就不会只盯着胸部看 Because then you're not objectified as much,
更能被人当回事 不是吗 And you're taken more seriously, you know?
你这么说不过是因为你暗恋安珀 You're just saying that because you have a crush on amber.
天哪 哥们儿 你的奶都比她的大 Christ, man, you got bigger tits than she does.
要我说 C罩杯最好 I'd say c-cups. definitely the best.
不 不 不 No, no, no.
D罩杯的才是我喜欢的 You give me a pair of some big old dirty ds.
但等到胸罩一摘掉 Till you get them out of the bra.
硅胶会像果冻一样 Because then all you got is cylindrical pudding
从她胸口流下来 Oozing down to her stomach.
这时就该在游泳池里上她 That's when you fuck them in the pool.
在浮力作用下 Buoyancy takes effect,
奶子分外的圆 Makes them perfectly round.
这叫科学 That's science.
不知道隔壁辣妹们空闲时聊些什么 What do you think the girls at ta-ta's talk about when it's slow?
大姨妈之类的东西吧 Menstruation and whatnot.
也许吧 Yarn.
不管我们采用什么样的外交政策 The violence in the middle east isn't going anywhere.
都没有没有用 I don't care what kind of foreign policy we implement.
中东的暴力混乱依然存在 It has nothing to do with that.
我告诉你 I'm telling you,
那里的男人都是如此的性压抑 The men there are so sexually repressed
因为那的女人都穿着布卡服 Because women wear those burqas.
她们从来都不露奶头 They never show their tits.
而她们都有很大的奶头 And middle eastern women have huge tits.
巨大无比 Massive.
大得差点让你想变成中东女人 Almost makes you want to be middle eastern.
差点 Almost.
我理解你现在的处境 伙计 I understand things are tough, man.
我们合作促销 How about a half-off dessert promotion
带有塔塔餐厅标记的甜点如何 With a ta-ta's receipt?
甜点都有个巨大的标记 Desserts have a huge mark-up, yeah?
-是的 我想可以 -嗯 那好 - Yeah, I guess so. - Okay, perfect.
我们就下个月开始吧 We will start that next month.
下个月不行 I can't start it next month.
我根本没时间到下个月 I don't have time to start it next month!
对不起 I'm sorry.
我妈妈说得对 My mother was right.
我都快40了 老兄 我还没结婚 I'm pushing 40, man. I'm not married.
我看不到我前景 I don't even have any prospects.
嗯 我明白 处境艰难啊 老兄 Yeah, I understand, things are tough, man.
我现在也处在危急的关头 I'm going through a bit of a crisis myself.
-真的吗 -对啊 我正努力地抉择 - Really? - Yeah. I'm trying to decide
今晚要和哪一位上床 Which of those three chicks I want to nail tonight.
入乡随俗 你知道我在说什么吗 Get in the ropes, you know what I mean?
哦 他妈的 Oh, for fuck's sake.
对不起 老兄 I'm sorry, man.
我就是个花花公子 That's me being a dick is what that is.
-你确实是个花花公子 -是的 - You're a dick. - Yeah.
我请你喝杯水吧 Let me buy you a cup of water.
知道吗 当我在紧急关头 You know, when I was on the fryer,
我常告诉自己 "如果我只能成为服务者 I said to myself, "if I could just be a server,
我会赚足够的钱来得到女人" I'd make enough money that I could start getting women. "
所以我脱离了困境 成为个服务者 So I left the fryer, and I became a server.
-赚到钱 没用 -对 - Making the money, nothing. - Right, right.
当我还是助理经理时也说过相同的话 I said the same thing when I was the assistant manager,
成为商店经理时也这么说 Then store manager.
-没用 - Nothing.
天啊 Man!
如果我能成为地区经理 If I can just hit district manager,
我就能得到不少辣妹 Then I'll be pulling some hot trim,
我不是说妓女 And I don't mean whores, either.
-你好 卡尔 -你好 美女 - Hey, cal. - Hey, hot pants.
你知道吗 Hey, you know what?
内奥米说你不喜欢和女孩子打交道 Naomi said that you weren't a ladies' man.
你不会在公共厕所小便 That you couldn't even piss in a public bathroom.
那是以前的我 That was the old me.
告诉我 Come on.
你是如何改变的 How did you change?
首先我得克服我的小便恐惧症 First thing I did was got over my pissing phobia.
那是我的根本问题所在 That was the root of my problems.
那么如果有人 So what if some dude
在厕所里看我的小弟弟 Checked out my schmack in the bathroom?
我不能让他们小瞧了我 I couldn't let that turn me into a pussy.
如果我不能自信地站在其他人旁边小便 It's like, if I'm not man enough to piss at a urinal with other men,
我如何能够自信地和女人上床? How can I gonna be man enough to take a girl's ass cherry?
-非常同意 -是的 - I cannot agree more. - Right.
但你是什么时候发现 But then how did you get to the point
你可以和女人聊天的呢 Where you could talk to women?
问得好 That's a good question.
那得从我在西纳格斯做服务生时 It all started when I was still a waiter
遭到的恶作剧开始的 back at shenaniganz.
我正和一位高中女生聊天 她拒绝了我 I was talking to this high school girl, and she rejected me,
她们那是都是这样 Like all of them did back in those days.
你好吗 You okay?
有什么问题吗 Something wrong?
然后我回到家 So I got home,
做了一下网络调查 Did a little internet surfing.
你知道 就是随便浏览 You know, just general browsing.
看看色情 Checked the stock portfolio,
就像你一样 Like you do.
然后我开始想我的现状 And I began thinking about my situation
是如此的糟... And how shitty everything was...
实在令我沮丧 And it really bummed me out.
我在沮丧中斗争了一会 I fought through the depression for a while.
最后 我战胜了自己 But ultimately, it got the better of me,
然后精疲力尽 And I was spent.
当我坐在椅子上 So, as I sat in my chair,
充满悲伤... Depressed...
我记得曼迪告诉我 I remembered what monty said to me.
他说女人喜欢混蛋 He said women like assholes.
然后我找到一个网站 So I found this web site that teaches the art
里面有教你成为一个彻底的混蛋的技巧 Of being a complete asshole to women.
所有的原理 All the fundamentals.
女人喜欢混蛋 Women like assholes?
没错 And that was it.
我还去买了张DVD Yeah. I went and picked up a copy of the dvd.
在这儿 Here it is.
之后我就开始干这些火辣美女了 And then, when I started nailing hot chicks
因为我表现得很混蛋 By acting like an asshole,
我开始成为混蛋 I started being an asshole,
那真是太棒了 Which is totally cool.
又是克里斯蒂 It's kristy again.
她不断给我打电话 常撒娇 She keeps calling. she's like, "mmm. "
我真不该叫她 I knew I shouldn't have invited her over
和雪莉一起玩3P For that threesome with sherry.
开个玩笑 I'm kidding.
我又成花花公子了 That's me being a dick again.
没玩3P There was no threesome.
只是干了她 I just fucked her.
大家好 Hello, sir.
你厌倦了那些性感的美女 Are you sick of those cooze queens out there
在你面前摆弄身躯 Flaunting their shit in front of you,
使你望而莫及吗 Only to leave you high and dry?
-对啊 -你了解我们 - Yeah. - You know us men.
我们赚更多的钱 We make more money,
我们得到更高的职位 We reach higher management positions.
女人有什么 And what do women have?
"月经" 拿去 是你的了 "menstruation?" take it, it's yours.
怀孕 天啊 Pregnancy? oh, dear me.
你是说我不会分泌乳汁吗 You mean I don't get to lactate?
好了 Perfect.
我是肯·赫尔斯班 I'm ken halsband,
在接下来的45分钟里 And in the next 45 minutes,
我将改变你的命运 I'm going to change your life.
或许你不用睡觉 Maybe you don't need sleep.
如果你不在睡觉 If you're not sleeping,
在你睡觉前想想会使你感到累的事情 Think about tired stuff before you go to bed.
乔希 快点 Josh, quick,
我袋里有多少零钱 How much change in my pocket?
阿格纽 算了吧 你不觉得无聊吗 Agnew, come on. we're chillin' here.
不知道 2美元 I don't know, $2.00?
差不多 60元 Oh, so close. buck-60
你差点猜中 老兄 You're slippin', man.
年长的犹太人会怎么想 What would the jew elders think?
阿格纽 你觉得作为个种族主义者 Hey, agnew, you think being a racist
会比做警察轻松还是容易? Is going to make it easier or tougher being a cop?
我不是种族主义者 I'm not a racist, dick.
我讨厌所有人 I hate everyone, all right?
老人 同性恋 Old people, gay people,
胖子 处男 Fat people, virgins.
并不重要 It doesn't matter.
认为我会关心乔希是犹太人吗 错了 Think I care that joshua is a jew? no.
我是说 我不会向他借钱或什么的 I mean, I'm not gonna borrow money from him or anything.
为什么把首饰都弄掉 Why'd you take your bling off?
因为你是对的 Because you're right.
我不是黑人 I'm not black.
也不是黑帮 I'm not gangsta.
我只是想变成那些人的胖孩子 I'm just a chubby kid trying to fit in.
我不是那些人 But I don't.
我们被骗了 We're so fucked!
隔壁那些 All those slits and tits next door,
都是妓女 The fucking whores.
他们不雇佣你? They didn't hire you, huh?
没有一间饭店要雇佣我 No fucking restaurant's going to hire me.
我长得太吓人了 I'm too intimidating.
我打电话去琦维餐厅 看他们是否缺人 I called kiwi's to see if they're hiring.
最后的机会了 Only lunch shifts.
我有个朋友在纳朝餐厅工作 I have a friend who works at nacho's.
我不想在墨西哥餐厅工作 I really don't want to work at a mexican restaurant.
-谁喜欢 -墨西哥人 - Who does? - Mexicans.
小心 混蛋 Hey, watch it, fuckers.
你们应该告诉我他在那 Could've told me he's right there.
纳朝餐厅也不要我 Nacho's won't hire me, either.
我在他们前门用狗屎写了 "纳朝去死吧" I wrote "nachos sucks" in dog shit on their front wall.
怎么能让他们知道是你干的 How'd they know it was you?
用我的屎写的 行了吧 All right, it was my shit, okay?
别再烦我 So just... just leave me alone.
我们得想想办法别让这间烂店关掉 Gotta a figure out a way to keep this crap hole from closing.
如果注定要关 我们也没办法 Hey, if it's meant to be, it's meant to be.
你把屎拉在自己手上? You shit in your hand?
我相信你们制造出来的 I believe that the positive energies
乐观的力量能够... That you put out in the universe...
屎在手上一定有热度吧 That's kind of hot.
加油 尤金 向她搭讪 Go on, eugene, talk to her.
不行 I can't.
我一边手淫一边想像和女人说话 I masturbate to thoughts of talking to women.
天啊 我也是 Crap, I do that.
稍后 我们会教你如何开始搭讪 Later on, we'll get into good opening lines
我们将冲破女人们的防线 That'll break a chick's spirit.
但现在 我们先关注一下如何区别 But for now, let's concentrate on learning how to separate
熟女和冷美人 The pussy from the chaff.
很明显 你想找那些会和你出去的女人 Obviously, you just want to hit on chicks that'll put out.
所以你必须建立一个等级制度 So you have to establish a hierarchy.
拿这两位喝水的女人作为例子吧 Take these two over here, sipping the water.
你需要一群清醒的 You want a bunch of sober chicks
而且整晚都要尿尿的女人吗 That are going to be peeing all night?
除了她们已爱上你 否则算了吧 Unless it's on you, forget it.
现在 这里有一位 Now, this one over here
喝着长岛冰茶 猜对了 Drinking the long island iced tea, bingo.
现在 我不是说和喝醉的女人 Now, I'm not saying it's okay to have sex with women
上床就行了 因为 When they're drunk because...
好吧 我是说 All right, I'm saying it's okay
和喝醉的女人上床是不错的 To have sex with them when they're drunk.
我是说 要不你怎么和她上床 I mean How else are you going to get laid?
现在 我们的朋友在那抽着香烟 Now, our friend over here with the cigarette,
如果她愿意冒得肺癌的风险 If she's willing to risk lung cancer,
那么她也愿意冒得性传染病的风险 She's willing to risk a sexually transmitted disease.
那是件好事 And that's a good thing.
看看有纹身的这位 Look at this one with the tat.
纹身就意味着能上了 对吗 尤金 Tat always means good to go, right, eugene?
-对 -错 - Right. - Wrong.
十字架的纹身 说明她爱上帝 That's a tattoo of a cross. that means loves god.
-对 -又错了 - Right. - Wrong again.
看到耳环 和项链了吗 See the earrings, see the necklace?
各种各样的十字架 Multiple crosses.
我来说明一下吧 Let me break this down.
一个十字架 爱圣经 One cross, loves the bible.
四个十字架 Four crosses,
讨厌继父 喜爱鸡鸡 Hates step-daddy, loves cock.
我喜欢坏基督徒 I want bad christians.
现在关键是去找有这些特点的女孩 Now, the key is to find a girl with several of those traits.
你给我找个 喝醉了且抽着烟 You show me a girl who's drunk, smoking a cigarette,
背上有纹身 With a tattoo on her back
抽了不少大麻的女孩 Does tons of drugs,
然后我就给你看看 And I'll show you a girl
一个能同时插两根鸡鸡在她屁股的女孩 Who'll take two dicks in her ass at the same time.
我整个星期都不能坐 I couldn't sit down for a week.
这不是件坏事 And that's not a bad thing.
说到用药 And speaking of drugs,
我强烈建议去买一些 I highly recommend you start buying them.
-丹尼斯 -阿格纽 - Hey, dennis? - Oh, hey, agnew.
什么事 老兄 How you doing, man?
我必须马上回家 Uh, I got to run home real quick.
我的女室友把钥匙锁车里了 我有她钥匙 My roommate locked her keys in the car, I have her spare.
女人就是这样 老兄 Chicks, man.
她们忘了她们的生殖器 They'd forget their own vaginas
是否在双腿间 If they weren't attached to their legs...
或在她们身上 To their torsos.
说得好 Good one.
混蛋 Asshole.
谁在抽大麻 Who's smoking weed?
老兄 怎么回事 Guys, what the hell?
这并不酷 老兄 That's not cool, man.
我能来点吗 Can I get a hit of that?
当然不行 梅森 Hell, no, mason.
你从来就不和别人分享大麻 You never share your motherfucking weed.
我经常和大家分享 I always share my weed.
真的吗 Is that true?
你们看到他会分享吗 see? he shares.
我并不自私 Yeah. I'm not selfish.
安珀该说什么呢 What did amber have to say?
她正找你 She was looking for you.
她什么 She was?
你现在该去找她了 Now's the time to make your move, lover boy.
他妈的 Son of a bitch!
埃里森 他妈的怎么回事 Allison, what the fuck?
只是一根香烟 It's just one cigarette.
所有的女孩都出来抽烟 All the girls come out here to smoke.
这是出来的好借口 或去逛逛 It's a good excuse to come outside to, like, hang out.
我很少吸进去 I was barely inhaling.
你只在这儿工作了一天 You've been working here for one day,
然后就变成一个贱女人了 And you're already turned into lindsay fucking lohan?
你最好收回你的话 You take that back.
阿格纽 Agnew.
那就是你的男朋友 So that's your boyfriend.
那根能给我抽吗 Can I have that?
如果一个女孩嗑药又喝酒 If a girl's all messed up on drugs and alcohol
而且状态迷糊 And half-asleep,
和她上床感觉不太对 I don't think I'd feel right having sex with her.
那是道德问题 尤金 That is a moral dilemma, eugene.
等等 Wait a minute.
我想我有答案 I think I have an answer.
干她 Fuck her,
到了第二天早上 And then the next morning,
她清醒了再干一次 Fuck her again when she's sober.
如果她清醒了也让你干一次 If she lets you fuck her again when she's sober,
你就脱离困境了 Then you're out of the woods.
如果她不让你再干她 If she doesn't let you fuck her again,
那你就有点问题了 Then you got a little bit of a problem.
但等等 But wait a minute.
这问题并不大 It's not that big a problem
因为有人被干了 Because somebody just got laid,
那就是件好事 And that's a good thing.
一起干 Fuck corporate.
见识见识丹尼斯·莫伊纳汉 Meet dennis moynahan,
地区的性感经理 District cooze manager.
内奥米 Hey, naomi.
你一直在办公室像婊子一样哭吗 You been crying like a little bitch in your office?
似乎这里快要挤满美女了 Looks like this place is gonna fill up pretty soon.
你在这儿感觉怎样 How's it going up here?
无聊透了 我恨你 Boring as shit. I hate you.
也许你该注意一下你的态度 Maybe you got to work on your attitude
因为最近我注意到你有点像消极的南茜 Because I've noticed lately you've been sort of a negative nancy.
我将变成坎蒂·麦克斯特曼 Well, I'm going to be a real cunty mcshitterman
如果你不让我下来的话 If you don't let me back on the floor!
内奥米 Hey, naomi,
你是克里斯蒂的好朋友 对吧 You're pretty good friends with kristy, right?
不是 No.
她喜欢喝酒吗 She a heavy drinker?
我们都很喜欢 We're all heavy drinkers. I just...
我还知道她抽烟 I know she smokes.
她抽那些 含有大麻的香烟吗 Does she smoke, uh, marijuana cigarettes?
她有纹身吗 She have a tattoo?
你是那该死的保险推销员吗 Are you a fucking insurance agent?
你给我从这儿滚开 Get the fuck out of here!
你好 性感女王 不 性感的人 Hi, cooze queens... cooze persons.
-三个人吗 -是的 - Three? all righty. - Yeah.
女士们 对不起 Ladies. excuse me.
某人的父母没来接她们 Someone's parents didn't pick them up.
你好 安珀 提高警惕 Hello, amber alert.
天啊 Oh, my god.
那人真混蛋 This guy is being such a jerk.
我刚问他是否想要早餐优惠 I just asked him if he wanted the early bird special,
他就说 "我看起来像付不起的人吗" And he's like, "do I look like I can't afford... "
你想我在他食物上便便吗 You want me to shit in his food?
克里斯蒂 看着我 我会在他食物上便便 Kristy, look at me. I will shit in his food.
不 我不认为... 那太过分了 No, I don't think... that... that's too much.
我取出他的一个蛋蛋怎样 How about I tug one out in his refill?
不... 那也太过分了 No, i... that's... he doesn't deserve that.
那就用"毒气弹" Crop dust.
查克 你的屁眼可以用吗 Hey, chuck. how's your asshole?
秀姿 过来一下 Hey, suze, come here for a sec.
秀姿 感觉怎样 Hey, suze. how's it going?
-不错 -好的 - Good. - Good.
我想问你个问题 你认为谁更性感 I want to ask you a question. who do you think is sexier?
特瑞纳 还是雪莉 Trina or sherry?
我是说 虽然她们俩都非常辣 I mean, they're both pretty fucking sexy,
如果你非要选一个的话 But if you had to choose one,
必须得选 你选谁 Gun to your head, who do you pick?
要是我的话 我谁也不选 Uh, well, I wouldn't pick either of them, personally.
不过各有各的选择 But that's just me.
你疯了吗 Are you out of your mind?
别逗了 正常点行吗 Seriously, have you gone crazy?
好好看看那俩妞 Look at those girls.
这俩妞太他妈性感了 They're fucking smoking hot, those girls.
她们一点多余脂肪都没有 They have virtually no body fat,
除了该有的地方 Except where it counts...
那又怎样 我也没有啊 So? neither do i.
有意思 我从来没有 Interesting, no, I just never thought of you,
这样想过你 You know, like that.
我是说 你身材很好 不过 性感吗 You know, you're hot, but, I mean, are you sexy?
发骚可不见得是性感 卡尔 Being a slut doesn't make you sexy, cal.
但有帮助 It helps.
可能你是对的 Well, maybe.
但是我还是认为 You know, but I'm still, like,
我百分之一百五 甚至百分之二百五 150 to 250 percent sexier
比那两个贱人性感 than both of those bitches.
能证明一下吗 Can you prove it?
好啊 Fine.
这就是整个过程 And that's how it's done.
-不错啊 -是吧 - Yeah. - Right?
-她那么性感 -是啊 - She's totally hot. - Yeah.
你却说她不性感 You said she wasn't.
她喜欢这样 She liked that, yeah.
她是喜欢 She liked that.
好了 伙计们 我们的屁要放得安静 Okay, guys. we want to detonate quietly.
要让屁悄悄爬上他 然后像套索一样索住他 We want it to creep up on him and grip him like a noose.
我酝酿好了 I got one brewing.
梅森 你行吗 Mason, you going to be okay with this?
你不会又搞砸吧 You're not going to shit on yourself again, are you?
希望不会 I hope not.
就像 承认我能胜任 You know, like, owning what I'm up to.
我知道 Yeah, I know.
非常在状态 Really in the spot.
找些小妞 Just get some chicks.
-长得像样的 -是啊 - Just, like, decent-looking. - Yeah.
-长得像样的 -她们挺不错的 - Decent-looking. - They were cute.
我没啥可放的 I'm running on empty.
-你闻到了吗 -不 不 上帝啊 不要 - Smell it? - no, no. god please, no.
有一股大麻的味 Do I smell weed?
哥们 这可不是大麻 Bro, that ain't weed.
跟那些傻逼们说这杯算我的 Tell those tools it's on me.
闻起来像... 像椰菜什么的 Smells like... like broccoli or something.
你的饮料 先生 Here's your drink, sir.
酒保特别为您调制的 The bartender took extra special care of it for you.
你们的通风设备是不是有问题 Is there a problem with your ventilation or something?
我不太清楚 You know, I don't know,
但是我可以去给您看看 But I will certainly check on that for you.
好吧 All right.
你餐巾掉了 You dropped your napkin.
我鸡鸡要硬了 I am sexually aroused right now.
给你 你弄掉了 Here. you dropped that.
-老大 -我靠 - Aw, man. - What the fuck?
女士们先生们 今晚的活动 Ladies and gentlemen, trivia night is
将在15分钟后开始 going to start in 15 minutes.
为什么每次对话都是 Why does every conversation
以我们谈论胸结束的 dead-end with us talking about tits?
因为胸是整个这个 Because tits are what this entire
帝国的基础 empire is based on.
这是不可避免的 I mean, it's inevitable.
大胸妞说那些 Girls with big tits talk shit
小胸妞的坏话 about the girls with little tits.
小胸妞说那些 The girls with little tits talk shit
大胸妞的坏话 about the girls with big tits.
"货真价实"的妞说那些 The girls with real tits
"弄虚作假"的妞的坏话 Talk shit about the girls with fake tits.
那"弄虚作假"的妞呢 What about the girls with fake tits?
她们? What about them?
她们尽力和其他人融洽相处 They just try to get along with everyone.
是这样的 And, yeah, okay,
就算是她们"弄虚作假" So maybe they got fake tits.
但是确实也让她们多了好多小费 But it really helps them make extra tips,
所以这不过是种商业投资罢了 So it's kind of like a business investment,
有可能她们也有 And maybe there's a tiny
不喜欢自己的地方 self-esteem issue there.
但是你也不能对她们指指点点 But screw you for judging... them
克里斯蒂 Hey, kristy.
-问你个问题 - Let me ask you a question.
你觉得她俩谁更性感 Uh, who do you think is sexier?
安珀还是内奥米 Amber or naomi?
我想是安珀 Amber, I guess.
她更年轻 更加有激情 She's younger and not so burnt out.
你觉得她比你性感吗 Uh, do you think she's sexier than you are?
-不知道 -我觉得是 - I don't know. - Because I do.
你真卑鄙 丹尼斯 That was really mean, dennis.
-你好 -嗨 丹尼斯 - Hello? - Hey, dennis.
我就是问问怎么样了 Just checking to see how it's going.
挺好的 Oh, uh, real good.
我非常 非常有信心 I'm very, very confident
我就快要... I'm going to get those num...
要一个辣热狗 和卷薯条 Yeah, give me a chili dog and curly friesl
你有没有给他们开会? So did you rally your guys?
有的 Yeah. you know,
我给他们做了一个 I gave them one of my
相当不错的演讲 famous halftime speeches...
你没跟他们说 You didn't tell them the
餐厅要关闭了 是不是 restaurant's closing, did you?
我说了 Uh, yeah, I did.
上帝啊 丹尼斯 Jesus, dennisl
无论有没有用 我告诉舒尔 Well, for what it's worth, I told shull
你适合管辖整个区域 You're the right man to run the district.
我确实夸了你一番 I really talked you up.
是吗 太好了 Oh, yeah? great.
但他好像并不在意 But he didn't seem to care.
他说你要是少一块钱 Said if you're one dollar short,
就去闻卡尔文的臭屁吧 You'd better get used to sucking calvin's farts.
他说的 His words.
回见 Later.
屁眼是新的阴道 The ass is the new vagina.
结果 我嘴里的味道 As a result, my mouth tasted
像白脱牛奶 just like buttermilk.
真他妈讨厌 黑人 Fucking great. black people.
能给我点辣酱 Can I get some hot sauce and
和酷爱(一种饮料)吗 没小费 kool-aid and not tip?
阿格纽 你有没有想过 Agnew, did you ever stop to think
可能因为白人阶层 Maybe it's because of the white
统治这个国家 power structure in this country
也不管少数人种 而少数人种赚的又少 Screwing over minorities, and they make less money,
所以他们不懂给小费的礼节? And, you know, don't learn the etiquette of tipping?
你有想过吗 You ever think of that?
好吧 马尔科姆 All right, malcolm.
你想要去服务我这桌吗 You want my table?
不 我可不想弄乱了座位顺序 No, I don't want to mess up the seating rotation.
妈的 我吃什么呢 Shit, what do I want to eat?
我们竟然有鸡蛋卷 真是... Didn't even know we had egg rolls. that's really...
为什么跟她那么害羞 Why you so shy around her?
哥们 闭嘴 Dude, shut up.
我去帮你套套近乎吧 You want me to go say something for you?
不用 真不用 好吗 这可不是闹着玩 No, no. hey, I'm serious, all right? that shit's not funny.
梅森 想吃什么 哥们 Mason, what's it gonna be, man?
得快点 赶在吃饭高峰前 We got to get it in quick before the rush,
要不你就吃不上了 Or you're not going to eat.
而你 还不能不吃饭 And you can't miss a meal.
是汉堡还是鸡肉三明治 Uh, well, it's between the hamburger and the chicken sandwich.
我昨天吃了汉堡 Uh, had a hamburger yesterday.
我有点想吃鸡肉 I've been in the mood for chicken, so...
你就点鸡肉三明治 You're gonna order the chicken sandwich.
是的 我想我要一份鸡肉... Yeah. yeah, I think I'm going to get the chick...
别想了 就按我说的点 Don't think here. I'm not offering it up for debate.
我告诉你 你就得点他妈的鸡肉三明治 I'm telling you, you're gonna order the goddamn chicken sandwich.
是啊 不过我正想点... Yeah, but I was about to order the...
别跟我"但是" 小子 Don't you "but" me, boy.
你就得点鸡肉三明治 You're gonna order the chicken sandwich
因为我让你点 我说了算 Because I am telling you, I will it.
完了 The end.
你知道吗 查克 You know what, chuck?
去你妈的 Fuck you!
我要个汉堡 I'm gonna get the hamburger.
我还是想吃鸡肉三明治 I want the chicken sandwich.
这才对嘛 You're goddamn right, you do.
你现在就点鸡肉三明治 梅森 You're gonna order that chicken sandwich right now, mason.
马上 还有薯条 Now. with fries.
-卷薯条? -对 - Curly? - Yes.
西纳格斯 Shenaniganz.
真是抱歉 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
8份腓力牛排 8 rib-eyes,
-两份无骨西冷扒 -什么 - 2 new york strips, - What?
4份希腊沙拉 4 greek salads...
快来看啊 Okay, let's go! look at this!
快开工 快开工 Let's move, let's move.
快啊 Come on. whoo, whoo, whoo.
你能快点吗 Step up, will you?
玛丽 凯特 阿什利 怎么了 Mary-kate and ashley, what's going on around here?
内奥米刚接了一堆外卖单 Naomi just put in a massive to-go order,
能有几千美金 Like, a couple thousand dollars' worth.
非常感谢您的光临 Thank you so much for your business.
你真是救了我的老命 You really saved my ass.
宴会负责人在回办公室的路上被杀了 My caterer got killed on the way to the office.
太好了 Yes.
伙计们 Okay, men.
感谢万福玛利亚让我们挺过难关 Thanks to a hail mary pass in the seventh inning,
我们现在又有机会了 We are back in the race.
哈哈 两分 Ha ha! 2 points.
我们还是可以冲击销售任务 拯救餐厅的 Okay, we can still make that sales goal and save this restaurant.
你们知道那意味着什么 You know what that means.
这可能是最惨的失败 或是最大的成功 This can either be your biggest failure or your greatest triumph.
我不想吓唬大家 And I don't want to frighten anybody,
如果我们不能圆满完成今晚的销售额 But if we don't have an absolutely perfect dinner shift,
你们都得喝西北风 或者干脆走人 Then you're all out on your asses, maybe even deported.
所以 大家联合起来 So let's pull it together
获得胜利 为主队赢得一分 And win, win, win one for the home team.
还要记住 And remember,
如果这家店关了 What is going to happen to each and every one of you
将会带给你们每个人带来什么 If this place closes down?
我们就失业了 We'll be able to go on unemployment.
给您 Here you go.
好了 来了 来了 Okay, all right, okay.
一杯玛格丽塔 我们今天特别推荐... One margarita, our special...
要记住蝴蝶效应 Remember the butterfly effect.
加油 加油 加油 Go, go, go!
一份"黄忠"(中式鸡肉沙拉) 一份"大烟袋" Okay, you've got a wang chung,
(十块辣翅) 一份牛肉"小妹"(墨西哥铁板牛肉) A dime bag, and a beef vagina walking back.
一份鼻涕鸡肉(香蒜鸡肉通心粉) I got a booger chicken,
一份烧管牛排(全熟腓力牛排) a burnt tube steak,
一份"惠特尼休斯顿"(黑椒鸡肉三明治) And a whitney houston.
一份"林肯褐色眼"（布朗尼软糖圣代） I need a lincoln brown eyes,
两份儿童"小鸡鸡"(儿童热狗) two kids' dicks,
一份疯狂舞娘(无骨西冷扒半熟) And a stripper on the rag.
要小心 Got to be careful.
天哪 Oh, dear.
你们选了我的桌子 You guys picked my table.
伙计们 我是约什华 Folks, my name is joshua.
要来点什么 Can I get you anything?
有沙拉吧吗 Do you have a salad bar?
今天都有什么鱼 What's your fish of the day?
我们没有沙拉吧 No, we don't have a salad bar,
也没有鱼 行了吧 And we don't have a fish of the day, either, all right?
对... 对不起 I- I am so sorry.
能重新来一遍吗 Um, can we start over?
我是约什华 我需要帮忙 My name is joshua, and I need help.
您需要什么 Can I get you any?
伙计们 Hey, guys.
实在是不好意思 我弄乱了37号桌 I'm really sorry, but I messed up table 37.
他们要求赠送蜂蜜浇汁 They want honey-glaze on the side.
-不用担心 -没事 - Don't you worry. - It's okay.
克里斯蒂 我爱你 Kristy, I love you.
能帮我换了吗 Do you think you could change it for me?
-不用担心 -没问题 宝贝 - Don't you worry. - It's okay, mami.
好吧 我一会来拿 Okay, I'll... I'll be right back for it.
-谢谢你们 伙计们 -拜拜 - Okay, thank you, guys. - Bye-bye.
兄弟们 68号桌要改单 Hey, guys, table 68 changed their order.
他们牛排要全熟的 They need that steak well-done.
两个人 这边 Just this party of two here.
走这边 女士 Right this way, ma'am.
对不起 先生 I'm sorry. you're a sir.
告诉内奥米马上过来 Will you tell naomi to get her ass up here?
请跟我来吧 Uh, follow me, please.
你们好啊 Well, hello there, folks.
很高兴今晚见到你们 It's great to see you this evening.
见到你也很高兴 我们要等多久 Hey, you too. how long for two of us?
一会就好 Uh, just a few moments.
厨房有点小小的"肝炎恐慌" We had a little hepatitis scare in the kitchen,
不过马上就清理好了 But we'll have it cleaned up in a jiffy.
可以留下姓名 I can get your name, though.
两个人吗 Two?
我们要去赶场电影 We're going to hit a movie, actually.
我们不想错过 广告 We don't want to miss any of the, uh, advertisements.
有什么问题吗 L- is there something wrong?
你们去哪啊 Where you going?
回来 回来 回来 Come back, come back, come back.
肝炎而已啊 It's only hep a.
解决了吗 Do you work out?
她怎么不带个护膝 那样不就行了吗 Why doesn't she just wear knee pads and get it over with?
就是 Totally.
我都能从她短裤里看到那了 I think I can read her lips in those shorts.
她要是再抢我一个客人 If she comes on to one more of my regulars...
-第一天感觉如何 -挺好的 - Hey, how's your first day going? - Good.
不错 要是需要帮忙的话 Good. well, if you need any help at all,
-就告诉我 -谢谢 - You just let me know. - Thank you.
也许有时间 你可以帮我弄弄衣服 You know, maybe sometime you could help me out with my outfit.
你上身看起来好匀称 I mean, your top is so symmetrical.
谢谢 Thanks.
拉迪蒙斯 Hey, raddimus.
我在想你的小游戏 So, I was, uh, thinking about your little game
还有你跟我说的那个姿势 And that position you were telling me about,
我在想 And I was thinking that
如果膝盖弯一点点 If you bent your knees a little more,
从后面看起来会不会更好些 Wouldn't there be a better view from the backside?
我也不太清楚 只是想想 I don't know, it's just a thought.
真是个好女孩 What a nice girl.
对不起先生 餐厅禁止带宠物 Oh, I'm sorry, sir. we don't allow pets in the restaurant.
他是个导盲犬 没关系的 Oh, no, he's a guide dog. it's okay.
你难道聋吗 不允许带宠物 Are you deaf? we don't allow dogs.
你还是没明白 I don't think you understand.
我看不见 这是我的导盲犬 I can't see. he's my guide dog.
它可以进 He's allowed in.
你要是瞎子 为什么要 Why would you go to a tit joint
要来大胸吧呢 If you're blind?
回答啊 史提夫·汪达(黑人盲人歌手) Answer that one, stevie wonder!
你知道吗 你要是有个拐杖 You know something? if you had a cane,
我他妈就用那个打你脑袋 I'd beat you over the fucking head with it!
-内奥米 -我会的 干什么 - Hey. naomi. - I would! what?
-你干什么呢 -我在帮忙啊 - What the hell are you doing? - I'm helping.
你怎么不去西纳格斯帮忙 你在那儿工作 Why don't you go help over at shenaniganz, where you work?
不是开玩笑吧 她不在这儿工作? You're kidding me. she doesn't even work here?
-你别管 -不好意思 - Stay out of this. - Sorry about this.
我会立刻给你安排个服务生 I'll have someone take care of you immediately.
你 老波霸 You. sweet tits.
离这远点 Now get the hell out of here.
妈的 Fuck!
去他妈的傻冒 难怪眼睛都瞎了 Goddamn cocksucker. no wonder they're blind.
有什么好看的 What are you looking at?
去他妈的瞎子们 Fucking blind people.
你真漂亮 You are incredible.
去他妈的老外 Fucking foreigners.
六份拿破仑酒 马上来 Six courvoisiers coming right up.
好了 马上为您上酒 Okay, I'll get that right up for you.
-麻烦一下 - Excuse me.
这是怎么回事 What the fuck is this?
我只是按顺序来 滚开 I'm just going by rotation. fuck off.
那就按顺序把那些加拿大人调走 Well, start rotating the canadians somewhere else.
我要下灵魂列车 I want to get off the soul train.
有四个人的位置吗 Do you have room for a party of four?
-没了 -有 有的 - No. - Yes, we do.
-是的 我们有 -不 - Yes. we do. - No.
很好 Great.
不 不要 No, no.
艾德里安·艾迪安 今天是你生日 Adrian aiden, it's your birthday.
拿下他 小姐们 Take it away, ladies.
塔塔餐厅的风格 Ta-ta's style.
生日快乐 Happy birthday.
你好先生 Hi, sir.
我来负责点单 I'll be taking care of your service.
来点什么喝的 Can I get you something to drink?
好的 有酷乐吗 Uh, yeah, playa. y'all got any kool-aid?
我们没有酷乐 No, we do not have any kool-aid.
那我就来杯波尔多葡萄酒 Well, then, I guess I'll have a glass of bordeaux.
内奥米 还有多少人等着呢 Naomi, how many people on the waiting list?
天哪 Oh, my god.
我们终于可以扬眉吐气了 We might just pull this shit out of our asses after all.
你调酒的手法真棒 You sure know how to pour.
为我们的未来 To our future.
丹尼斯 你知道我最喜欢你什么吗 You know what I like most about you, dennis?
什么 What's that?
你的钱 Your money.
谢谢 Thanks.
好了 All right.
先生 你的田园沙拉 We've got the house salad for you, sir.
椰菜奶酪汤 And the broccoli cheese soup.
谢谢 Thank you.
慢用 Enjoy.
等等 Wait
汤里有只苍蝇 There's a fly in my soup.
真倒胃口 That's disgusting.
我能把这个退了吗 Can you cancel my broccoli cheese soup?
你们还有什么汤 What other soups do you have?
法式洋葱汤 Um, french onion.
那就来一份吧 Yeah, let's go with that.
等等 我... 我可以换一份... Wait, ma'am. I'm... I can replace...
对不起 能把我的也换成法式洋葱汤吗 Excuse me, can I switch mine to french onion too, please?
-麻烦你 法式洋葱汤 -法式洋葱汤 - French onion, please. - French onion.
手脚麻利点 Come on. hurry.
让开 Get out of my way!
法式洋葱汤来了 French onion here.
好的 快点 Okay, focus, focus!
法式洋葱汤 法式洋葱汤 French onion, french onion.
混蛋 Fuck me!
狗杂种 Son of a bitch!
来点炸薯条和洋葱圈 I need fries and onion rings.
还要再等一会 Uh, it's going to be a few minutes.
梅森 你在开什么玩笑 You are fucking me, mason!
稍等片刻 It's gonna be a minute!
-小心 -梅格尔 看着点路 - Watch it. - Out of the way, miguel.
-梅森 你看起来很紧张 -闭嘴 - Mason, you look stressed. - Shut up.
-梅森 -闭嘴 我忙着呢 - Hey, mason. - Shut up. I'm busy.
经典绝杀 3 2 1 At the buzzer, 3, 2, 1.
他妈的 能不能不要烦我 God damn it, leave me the hell alone!
-小伙子 放松点 -我放松不下来 - Oh, relax, man... - I'm not gonna relax, okay?
你一晚上都在找我茬 该收手了吧 You've been picking on me all night. now quit it.
该死的青玉米粒煮利马豆 真讨厌 Yeah, suffering succotash, that sucks.
我还以为我们是一根绳上的蚂蚱 I thought we were in this together, you know?
厨师对抗服务生 Cooks against the waiters?
你却一直在攻击我 You keep attacking me!
从来都不是"我们"对抗"他们" It's never been "us" against "them. "
而是我一个人对抗所有人 It's always been me against everyone.
你们从来没有人帮过我 No one's ever done me any favors.
我爸爸是... My dad was... is...
是个酒鬼 Is a drunk.
我明白你的感受 Look, i-i know what it's like.
我爸爸也不是什么好东西 My dad's an asshole, too.
我有四个兄弟 I've got four brothers,
他给他们都起名叫梅森 And he named them all mason
还以为这样就能糊弄国税局 So he could screw over the irs.
结果一点用都没有 And it didn't even work.
我们现在还叫梅森 Now we're all still named mason.
真混乱 It's... it's fucked up.
觉得那就叫糟吗 给你看样东西 You think that's bad? let me show you something.
这件事发生在我家时 你还是个小屁孩 This is what happens in my house when you spill paint in the garage.
尝尝酸奶酪 Sour cream sanchez!
狗杂种 我要离开这 Son of a bitch, I'm out of here!
-梅森 -我真希望这地方关门大吉 - Mason. - I hope this place does close down.
你们这些混蛋 Screw you all!
我要辞职 I quit!
我忘打卡了 I forgot to punch out.
我要退钱 I want our money back!
-真是个鬼地方 -没错 - Fuck this place. - Yeah.
我真的受不了了 I'm not putting up with that shit!
内奥米 43和44号桌怎么还没收拾好 Naomi, why haven't you set table 43 and 44 yet?
我留十个最好的位置给你 可以了吧 I have the ten-top that's going to your station, okay?
那么你去准备吃的 我来收拾餐桌 So go run some food, and I'll get your table set up.
很好 谢谢 Sweet. thanks.
狗杂种 Son of a bitch.
我不知道经理在哪儿 Uh, I don't know where the manager is.
你真厉害 Nice carry.
妈的 把那家伙扶起来扔出去 Goddamn! get that shit up and move it outside.
犹太佬 没事吧 摔得够呛吧 What's wrong, jew? dropped a quarter or something?
我恨他 I fucking hate him.
太荒唐了 This is ridiculous.
我们已经等了45分钟 可菜还没上 We've been waiting 45 minutes, and we still don't have our food.
好的 我会让经理免收开胃菜的钱 Okay, I had the manager comp your appetizer.
等了一小时的牛肉奶酪 和她屁股一样难吃 I had to wait an hour for veal parmesan that tastes like her ass.
看起来你们相处得不错 Looks like you two are getting along.
混蛋 Fuck you.
大男孩 你的餐巾纸 Hey, big guy. here's your napkin.
看起来你们很会找乐子 Looks like you chicks know how to party,
我喜欢 And I like that.
汉克 快点 两杯免费酒 Hank, let's go. two free ones.
-两杯什么 -喝的东西 - Two of what? - Drink thingies.
走吧 我们再也不来这儿吃了 That's it. we're never eating here again.
这地方是危险场所 This place is a death trap.
-这酒真他妈难喝 -我也这么想 - This wine is a fucking asshole. - I agree.
再来点咖啡 Excuse me, can I have some more coffee?
好的 Okay.
为你爱人准备地雷 Land mine for your love
女兵们 Soldier gal
你出唱片我一定买 I would totally buy your cd.
内奥米 内奥米 Naomi. naomi.
内奥米 我的十个最好的位置呢 Naomi, what happened to my ten-top?
为什么一下就坐了四桌人 And why did you seat me four tables at once?
查克说 要是我能让四桌人坐那儿 'cause chuck said he'd get me free drinks
就请我喝酒 If I quadruple sat you.
他为什么要这么做 Why would he do that?
因为要迎合你的噩梦 婊子 Because welcome to your nightmare, bitch.
狗娘养的 Motherfucker.
那服务员真是... That waiter was...
丢人到家了 A total douche bag.
你的账单 There you go.
希望你用餐愉快 Hope you enjoyed everything.
我要你做点事 小伙子 I need you to do something for me, agnew, okay?
需要我做什么 先生 What's that, sir?
我想要你去做个更好的人 I need you to start trying to be a better person.
你在说什么呀 What are you talking about?
我是个优秀的人 I'm a great person.
我的意思是 我 I mean, i-i...
我是爱开玩笑 不过... I joke around a lot, but...
没错 但是开了多年玩笑以后 Yeah. but after years of always jokin',
你会发现你一点都不好笑了 You may find you're no longer jokin'.
这是他妈是什么 Oh, what the fuck?
乔希 你还在生气吗 Josh, you still pissed about that?
没错 我还在生气 Yes! I'm still pissed about it.
拜托 Come on.
别气了 You shouldn't be.
你的那东西是我见过最可爱的 You have the cutest little balls I've ever seen.
混蛋 我要辞职 Fuck this! I quit.
我觉得他还不能释怀 I don't think he took that the right way.
尼克和T狗又在一起了 Nick and t-dawg together again.
我记得你们曾是很棒的说唱歌手 Hey, you two used to be some pretty good rappers, as I recall.
我们只是别人的笑柄 We were fucking jokes.
白人想变黑确实过时了 Wwhite kids that want to be black is a little dated and clich?
我来告诉你们什么没过时 Let me tell you what isn't.
白人就是白人 White kids that want to be white.
去他妈的 怀蒂 Hey, fuck you, whitey!
你准备好啦 Okay, you are all set.
非常感谢 玩的愉快 Thank you so much. have a great one.
我以前在这上班 I used to work here.
真的 Really?
太棒了 Wow, crazy.
那你现在做哪行 So what do you do now?
我是跳舞的 Oh, I'm a danc... you know,
带点异国风情 有点像脱衣舞 An exotic... like... a stripper.
是吗 Right. you... right.
报酬怎么样 Um, so how's the money?
哦 你看 我才刚开始 Oh, I mean, look. I started off,
和普通的女服务生差不多 Like, as a normal waitress, you know?
我从没想过我曾在塔塔餐厅干过 And I never even thought I'd work at ta-ta's
因为衣服都是这样低胸的而且... 'cause the outfits are so low-cut and...
但我发过誓 But I swore to myself
绝不会靠脱衣服赚钱 That I would never take off my clothes for money.
你知道 决不 You know, never,
直到我碰见了齐塔餐厅的一位姑娘 Until I met a girl who worked at cheetah's,
她一晚上能挣500块 And she made, like, 500 bucks a night...
我就干了 so I did that
完全是为了钱 You know, for the money, totally.
但我告诉自己 我最多裸着上身 But I told myself I would only do a topless bar,
绝不会不穿内裤 Like, no bottomless. no way.
不会 No, no, no.
但后来我知道了她们挣多少钱 And then I found out how much they make.
像在全裸俱乐部 所以... Like, at the all-nude clubs, and so...
就干了几个月 Doing that for a few months.
但是我不出台 But, like, no contact.
我是说 我和出台的女孩一起工作 I mean, I work with girls who do that, and...
我不知道 当然我也在想 I don't know, part of me wonders
我什么时候也能那么放得开 When I'm going to let go of that boundary too, right?
谁知道呢 I mean, right?
仅仅是为了钱 For the money, just for the money.
无论如何 谢谢你 Right, uh, anyway, thanks.
我需要和你谈谈 I need to talk to you.
别这样 No.
宝贝 你今天真棒 You were so awesome today, baby.
海莉 什么事 Hailey, what's up?
怎么说呢 What is up?
-我想辞职 -为什么 - I quit. - Why?
我突然发现如果我去齐塔餐厅干 I just found out I can make, like,
一晚上就能挣500块 $500 a night working at cheetah's.
齐塔餐厅 Cheetah's, whoo!
上帝啊 我们又少了个好女孩 God, we lost a good one.
我们今晚继续吗 So, we still on for tonight?
我们改天再干那事好吗 Um, let's do it another time, okay?
现在重要的不是自责或责怪特瑞纳 Listen, the important thing here is not to blame yourself or trina.
特瑞纳 Trina?
是啊 她赢得了比赛 Yeah, um, she won the battle.
但我有信心 But hey, listen, I have confidence,
如果你性感一些 一定能赢的 If you really bring the sexy, you can win the fucking war.
-你要上她吗 -已经上了 - Screw her, all right? - Done.
我保证她能做的任何动作 I promise you that any sick shit that that trashy bitch can do
我也能做 还比她好十倍 I can do, like, ten times better.
-保持这股能量 -婊子 - Keep that energy. - Bitch!
-保持住 -你这个婊子 - Just bring it. - You bitch!
保持这股热情 这就是我说的 Keep that passion. that's what I'm talking about.
-你好 宝贝 -你好 卡尔 - Hey, baby. - Hi, cal.
爱你 好的 听着 Love you. okay, listen.
等这边店关了之后 I just need to close up here,
我想带上你 And, uh, I'm going to hook up with my boy.
去认识一些派对新宠 I'm going to pick up some party favors.
我们会狂欢一整晚 And we're going to party all night long.
上帝啊 太棒了 Oh, my god, awesome.
我还会去弄一些肌肉松弛剂 Hey, I'm even getting some muscle relaxers,
-以防你想玩点什么成人游戏 -太棒了 - In case you want to bring your "a" game. - Yeah.
好了 一会见 好吗 All right, I'll see you later, all right?
好了 All right.
开工了 Let's do this.
别搞错 我是说 摇滚乐队 Don't get me wrong. I mean, the band rocks.
我一上台 人们就不吃东西了 I go onstage, people stop eating.
我就是这么觉得 It's just that I feel
如果接下来几年我的事业不能有所发展 If I don't make my move in the next few years,
我就会变成腿脚不方便的老男人了 I'm going to become that creepy old guy,
你知道 那种人 You know, that guy.
好消息是 Well, good news is
做一个又老又蠢的调酒师也是很郁闷的 Being an old-ass bartender is pretty depressing, too.
尤其在这种地方 Especially in a place like this.
这比我干过的那家还糟 I mean, holy shit, this is a bigger dump than the one I worked in.
很有意思 You know, it's funny.
我几年前走到了道德的十字路口 I was at a bit of a moral crossroads myself a few years ago.
我不想做服务生 I didn't want to be a server,
也不想做个小头头 所以我辞职了 And I didn't want to get stuck in upper management, so I quit.
这就是我所说的 See, that's what I'm talking about.
一切随心而为 You followed your dream.
我的确是这么做的 Yes, I did.
我有很长一段时间没有工作 I was unemployed for a long time.
我很绝望 And, um, I got so desperate,
后来在杰克牛排馆找了份助理的工作 I took a job at jack's steak house as an assistant manager,
那儿后来被西纳格斯的老板收购了 Which was then bought out by the company that owns shenaniganz.
真他妈的 I fucked it all up, uh...
你知道网络色情吗 You know internet porn?
因为迷茫 我一直过着随波逐流的日子... I think I must have drifted because I lost, uh...
我试过从窗户跳出去 I tried to... I jumped out of a window.
但那是在二楼的窗户 我弄伤了脚踝 But it was a second-story window, and I broke my ankle,
头也受了点伤 And I got sort of like a little head injury,
后来我就对止痛药上瘾了 Then I became addicted to...
你听说过那玩意吗 奥施康定 Have you ever heard of, uh, oxycontin?
撒泡尿 Got to piss.
如果你还在上Myspace 就远离它 So if you're on myspace, get the fuck off of it.
要忠于你自己 Be honest with yourself.
我不知道 I don't know, I don't know.
也许是喝多了 我开始话多了 Because of the drinking, I tend... I get very verbose.
而且我吃的那些药 And some of the other pills I'm on,
让我有点迷糊 It makes me kind of ramble.
我想说 你的小胡子很漂亮 Here's my point. you got a great moustache.
这就是我想说的 Oh, this is what I was going to tell you.
不管你走哪条路 Whichever path you choose,
它都会像这样 It's just going to go like this,
到最后都会回到 And then it's eventually going to go...
中间 Straight back to the middle.
这是你想过下半辈子的地方吗 That's where you're going to spend the rest of your life...
但也不会那么快 就像你知道的 But it won't be so fast, like you know it.
还要过一段时间 It's going to take a while, man.
你应该再找点业余爱好 You're going to pick up some hobbies along the way.
你也许还能做很多事情 You're going to probably going to do a lot...
你也许会变成一个长期手淫的人 You're going to become a chronic masturbator.
到最后 你就会像这样 And then eventually, you're going to be like,
"他妈的 我是应该穿件蓝T恤 "holy shit, should I put on a blue shirt,
还是自杀" Or should I kill myself?"
我一直穿衬衫 I always put on the shirt.
去他妈的的什么讽刺中的讽刺 So, fucking irony of ironies,
我现在头上还有伤 Here I am with a head injury,
却成了西纳格斯世界的主要人物 Uh, top dog in the shenaniganz world.
我现在要做的就是 And now what I'm going to do is
蹂躏中年男性的灵魂 Trample on the soul of a middle-aged man.
不幸的是 这是我生命中唯一的乐趣 Which sadly, is one of the only joys that I have left in my life.
如我所说 That and, um, as I said,
网络色情和奥施康定 Internet porn and oxycontin.
告诉你我不打算做什么 Tell you what I'm not going to do.
我不打算付酒钱 I'm not paying for that drink.
谢谢 Thanks, man.
没事 Okay.
你连得到一个私生子都不配 You don't deserve an ugly bastard stepchild.
你知道评分标准 你还让我失望 You knew the score, and you let me down.
你知道那意味着什么吗 And you know what that means?
意味着你玷污了你的制服 It means you tarnished the uniform.
丹 我知道你什么意思 I know what it means, dan.
意思是你不具有 It means you don't have
成功区域经理的条件 What it takes to handle district.
-起来 -坐下 小伙子 - Get up. - Sit down, dude.
迪安 坐下 Sit down. hey, dean.
叫舒尔先生 Mr. shull, okay?
你以后再也不能叫我迪安了 You don't get to call me dean anymore.
你的领子上那是蛋黄酱还是精液 You got some mayonnaise or semen on the collar of your shirt.
丹尼斯 我很抱歉 但我 Listen, dennis, I'm really sorry, but...
很抱歉 你没能成为区域经理 I'm sorry it didn't work out.
看来你要继续多做几年这家店的经理了 It looks like you're going to be store manager
我很抱歉 For a few more years, and I do apologize about that.
如果丹对你来说是一种鼓舞的话 But, uh, if dan here is any inspiration,
你知道 你会 You know, you can, uh,
从他的无能上学到很多东西 Certainly learn a lot from his incompetence.
没错 That's right.
丹 这不是恭维 Not a compliment, dan.
当你对自己感到失望时 Whenever you get down about yourself,
当你对自己感到怀疑时 Whenever you have moments of self-doubt,
看看他 然后说"还有比我更糟的" Just look over here and say, "it could be worse. "
-谢谢 -我是认真的 - Thank you. - I mean that, man.
谢谢 Well, thank you.
我很抱歉 I have a lot of pity on you.
好了 Okay, well,
我没白来这里 That was a good trip.
实际上 我想要点钱 I need, uh, I actually need some money.
现金 现在 如果可以的话 Cash, right now, if you could.
-20块就够了 -我有 - $20 would do it. - I got a...
-我想要20块 -20块 - I need about 20. - $20?
给50吧 凑个整 给100吧 Make it a 50. just round up. make it an even 50.
那样好记些 That'll make it easier for me.
-给 -好的 - Um, sure. - Yes.
很好 盛意难却啊 Perfect. ask, and ye shall receive.
尤利塞斯的补贴 Ulysses's grant,
妈的 生活到底哪出了问题 Where the fuck did my life go wrong?
你觉得我们能成功吗 So you think we made it?
大家忙得不可开交 不是吗 Place seemed pretty busy, right?
我们完蛋了 We're screwed.
你们这帮娘们还是另找饭碗吧 You bitches better be dusting off your resumes.
可恶 我不想丢掉这个饭碗 Shit, I need this job.
你知道吗 塔塔餐厅正在招聘 Well, you know Ta-Ta's is hiring.
他们招男招待 They're looking for bus boys.
亚裔男生招待 Asian schoolboy busboys.
同志们 Well, guys,
今晚我们干得很棒 We had a great night tonight.
创下了最佳业绩 We set a franchise record tonight.
太好了 Yes!
上帝啊 我就说嘛 My god. I told you.
是的 不过还是差点 All right. unfortunately, it was not, uh, enough.
我们没达到预期目标 我们只做了7200 We didn't make the mark. we came in at 7,200.
-什么 -这算什么意思 - What? - What that mean, man?
上帝啊 玩蛋了 God, I'm screwed.
彻底完蛋了 I'm so screwed.
我操 餐厅真要关门大吉吗 Fuck, so the restaurant's closing?
不是 No.
我是说 餐厅不用关门 I mean, the restaurant is not closing down.
餐厅... The restaurant...
餐厅永远不... The restaurant was never...
丹尼斯 你到底在说什么 Dennis, what the fuck are you talking about?
-你骗我们... -你在耍我们吗 - You lied to us... - Are you fucking with us?
因为余下的我垫上了 The restaurant isn't closing down
所以不用关门大吉了 Because I paid the difference.
-什么 -真的吗 - What? - Really?
你自掏腰包垫了1800吗 You paid $1,800 out of your own pocket?
你可是和你妈住一块儿的 You live with your mom.
离目标只有毫厘之差 I couldn't let them shut this place down
我不能让他们把它关了 When we were this close to the mark!
餐厅正如日中天 This close to making it all the way
能就这么关了吗 To the top of the thermometer?
我舍得吗我 How could I let that go by?
又得干回老本行了 I'm going to wind up in the gutter again,
喝酒抽烟混日子 Sucking meth for dick.
餐厅照开不误 This restaurant stays open,
我当经理 And I am going to be its manager.
这餐厅的经理 Of this restaurant.
就这餐厅 Just this one.
丹尼斯 我们待会儿出去 Dennis, um, we are going out,
或许你也可以一起来 And I thought maybe you'd want to join us.
-来不来 -真的吗 - Do you wanna come? - Really?
当然 Yeah, really.
那就是答应喽 Is that a yes?
我还有许多事要处理 Well, I have a lot to do,
所以我... 先去看下时间表 So I'm... I'll check my schedule.
他或许能来 Yes. he can maybe come.
我就说吗 Well, so, I told you,
因果相承 不是吗 Everything does happen for a reason, right?
操他妈的塔塔餐厅 Screw Ta-Ta's.
卡尔文永远猜不到 Calvin wouldn't know a pair of tits
我的奶子能闷死他 If it raped him in the woods.
我说真的 伙计们 I mean, seriously, you guys!
睁大眼睛瞧瞧吧 Take a look at these!
上帝啊 Oh, jesus!
混蛋 喜欢这对馒头吗 Motherfucker, how'd you like these apples?
臭男人 Yeah, man.
想来尝尝吗 That's what you want to do.
哇 太正点了 Wow. those are beautiful.
见鬼 一起喝杯怎样 Heck, why don't you and I go get a drink?
-哦 伙计 -滚 - Oh, man. - Get out.
你说什么 What'd you say?
你刚说"滚"吗 You said "get out"?
你指什么 What are you pointing at?
什么意思 What does that mean?
你指的是... You're pointing at...
有什么要说的吗... 怎么了 Did you leave something... what's going on?
男人不玩欲擒故纵的把戏 Guys don't play hard-to-get.
不 他们经常那样 Yeah, they do.
-他们不吗 -是的 - They don't? - No.
嘿 心肝 Oh, hey, babe.
我差不多还要半个小时 I got, like, another half hour.
要不 先来吧台喝一杯吧 Get a drink at the bar, if you want.
那个 事实上 Yeah, um, actually,
你还是自己回去吧 I think you're gonna need to find another ride home.
你究竟在说什么 What the hell are you talking about?
我想通了 你不适合我 I just realized you're not good enough for me.
你我都知道 我们爱如潮水 We both knew that. that never stopped you before.
宝贝儿 可以走了吗 Hey, baby. you ready to go?
当然 I sure am.
妈的这算什么 What the hell?
酷毙了 Cool
别担心 Don't worry about it.
打打炮而已 It's probably just sex.
她身在米兰 She was in Milan
为迪奥(著名品牌)痴狂 Struttin' for Dior
我身在伊拉克 I was in Iraq
打打小战 Fightin' a little war
-竭尽所能 -你的酒 - Doing the best I could - There you go.
-谢谢 -精忠报国 - Thank you very much. - To keep America free
算在他账上 Put it on his check.
-不赖啊 丹尼斯 - Very nice, Dennis.
很能跳嘛 小伙子 You're good at that, you little brown guy.
蔚蓝的大眼睛 What blue eyes
以球会友 不亦乐乎 Love meeting people playing pool.
挡住你起杆了 抱歉 Oh, you need to make a shot. I'm so sorry.
捅到我肚子了 Kind of got me in the gut.
-我做菜有新招了 -他在这儿 - I think I've got a new recipe. - There he is.
鲜菇炒面 It's a mushroom stuffed with ziti.
-嘿 伙计 玩得爽不 - Hey, man. how you doing?
-还好吧 -是的 - You all right? - Yeah.
玩得尽兴 小子 待会儿见 Stay cool, kid. see you.
好的 好的 Yeah, okay. all right.
好啦 够了 Okay. all right!
我给你点上 Allow me.
你好 我叫斯坦 Hello. my name's Stan.
想喝点什么 What can I get you to drink?
一杯龙舌兰 A shot of tequila.
好酒 你觉得呢 Well, that's great, isn't it?
来两杯吧 Make it two.
好的 稍等 All right, then. hold on.
说真的 伙计们 Seriously, guys.
我... 我错了 I'm... I'm sorry. you know?
我 我真烂 I- I suck.
烂到家了 I pussied out.
关于酸奶酪的事 I know you guys were only kidding
我知道你们是开玩笑的 With the sour cream sanchez thing,
我自惭形秽 And I took it personally,
所以自娱自乐 往屁眼里塞了不少 So put a quarter in my ass 'cause I played myself.
小姐 你的酒 There you go, miss.
你叫安珀是吗 Hey. Amber, is it?
我想我曾听过... 在听吗 I think I've heard about... hello?
去了... Went to the...
不是炸薯条点得太多 It wasn't the fryer that was so overwhelming, you know?
而是法式洋葱汤他妈的太多 It was those fucking French onion soups
天杀的 埋头苦烤 That you stick in the goddamn toaster.
上帝啊 Aye. god.
天啊 你个婊子养的 知道我是谁吗 For god's sake, cunt bastard. do you know who I am?
我有一双灵巧的手 And I've got delicate hands, man.
公主小妹非我莫属 I think, you know, I've got the princess.
为什么之前不睬我啊 How come you've never talked to me before?
我是说 和我正儿八经聊两句 I mean, really talk to me?
我们一起共事五六次了 We've worked together five or six times,
从没发现原来你说话这么酷 And I never even knew you spoke like that.
别误会 No.
我喜欢 I love it.
喜欢你说话的调调 I love the way you talk.
难以置信 之前怎么就没发现呢 I just can't believe I never knew.
大部分人都不像你这么觉得 Most people don't think it's as cool as you do.
所以... So...
等等 Wait a second.
你耍我 是不 You're fuckin' with me, right?
查克派你来耍我的吧 妈的 Chuck put you up to this? goddamn.
你不会把酸奶酪 You're not gonna smear sour cream...
抹我上嘴唇上吧 ... on my upper lip, are you?
我有乳糖不耐症 I got a lactose prob...
我刚搞到些大麻 I just got some kind bud.
想来我家一起抽吗 Do you want to go back to my place and smoke out?
上帝啊 Oh, my god.
好啊 行啊 Yeah. uh, okay.
妈的 Goddamn it.
你行的 You can do this.
火眼睛睛辨欲女 Separate the pussy from the chaff.
这下有戏了 Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
喂 小姐 Hey, you.
我能坐下吗 You mind if I sit down?
内奥米 Naomi.
准备好重新做服务员了吗 You ready to get back on the floor as a server?
做迎宾做够了吧 I guess you've done enough time at the door, right?
我猜你做混蛋也做够了吧 I think you've had enough time being a dick hole.
那样说不大好 That's not very nice.
我是说 今晚你很漂亮 I was going to say you look pretty tonight.
-嘿 那是我的... - Hey, that's my...
那是我的嘴 That's my mouth.
嘿 卡尔 Hey, Cal.
咱们走吧 Hey. so, uh, let's get out of here, huh?
到我家去 Let's go back to my house.
我们可以抽抽大麻 I was thinking we could, uh, do some drugs, right?
然后... 做做爱 And make... make out with each other.
感觉有点不对劲 There's something different about you.
你理发了 You got a haircut.
没有啊 一样的头发 No. same hair.
只是戴了个帽子而已 Just I got my hat on.
就是这样 戴帽子的缘故 That's what it is. it's the hat.
很拽是吧 It's pretty slick, huh?
难道不拽吗 有什么问题吗 Why, is it not slick? is something wrong?
我想留下来 Listen, I'm going to stay here
再听听乐队的演唱 And listen to the band a little longer.
稍后再给我个电话吧 Why don't you call me later?
或许我来串下门 好吗 Maybe I'll come by. okay?
什么 What?
或许会来串下门 Maybe you'll come by?
我有大麻 I have drugs.
上面写的是"黑香肠"吗 Does that say "pud"?
上帝啊 那是怎么弄上去的 Oh, my god. how'd that get there?
他妈的 Fuck it.
操你 笨蛋 Fuck you, loser.
-往洞里射 -哦不 - Piss in my asshole! - No.
往嘴里射 Shit in my mouth.
我操 What the fuck?
-上帝啊 -我... - Jesus Christ. - I...
你的"弟弟" That's your dick.
我的"妹妹" This is my vagina.
我 我得走了 I- I got to go.
你 干吗呢 W- what are you doing?
干吗呢 What are you doing?
我想你已经清醒了 I thought maybe that now that you're sober,
那么 我们再大战一场 然后... You know, we could do it again and...
对不起 Sorry.
好吧 来吧 All right, fuck it.
我有肾病 I have a kidney problem.
那样做得更爽 Even better.
-别闹 停下吧 -知道了 - Quit it. stop it. - I know.
你们他妈的谁嘲笑我 Who the fuck are any of you to laugh at me?
阿格纽 你个大耳猿人杂种 Huh? Agnew! you big-eared, cro-magnon Aryan fuck!
为什么如此种族歧视 Why are you so racist?
说"黑鬼"你就酷了吗 酷个狗屎 Using the "n" word isn't cool.
-我可没说过"黑鬼" -去 放你个狗屁 - I don't use the "n" word. - Oh, yeah, good one.
还有你 And you!
你所到之处 人人都一样 You walk into a place, everyone's like,
"哦 他是硬核" 你当玩魔兽啊 靠 "Oh, he's hardcore. " you play world of warcraft, all right?
你甚至从来没偷过东西吧 You probably haven't even stolen anything.
操你妈 都他妈给我下地狱去 You motherfucker! I hope you burn in hell!
冷静 犹太鬼 Easy, Jew.
哦不 不 不 我是音乐家 Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm a musician.
操 过来吧 Yes! come to me.
过来吧 欲女们 Come to me, ladies.
上帝啊 Yes. oh, god.
摩擦胸部 让哥哥爽爽 Oh. rub my chest. rub my chest.