犹他州某处
"保威"
"搜寻贱豹跑车"
"贱豹"
"寻获奥斯汀.保威"
耶,宝贝! Yeah,baby!
汤姆克鲁斯 饰演王牌大贱谍
嗨,我是狄茜─狄茜挪墨斯 Hi,I'm Dixie.Dixie Normous.
葛妮丝派特萝 饰演狄茜挪墨斯
我是FBI特务,同时是个单身妈妈 I may just be a small town FBI agent,slash single mother.
但我还是很强壮又很性感 But I'm still tough...and sexy.
嗯,挪墨斯小姐.. Well,Miss Normous...
你要现在"那个",还是等一下再"那个"？ Shall we shag now or shag later？
奥斯汀,你好坏喔.. Oh Austin...behave.
嗨,保威! Hey Powers!
你最好小心自己一点.. You better watch your freaking self.
因为我这个博士不会随便出来看诊的 Because this is one doctor who does make house calls.
凯文史贝西 饰演邪恶博士
迷你米,对不对？ Right,Mini Me？
嗨,你这个混蛋! Hey,assholes!
丹尼狄维托 饰演迷你米
我就在这里,我就是迷你米,有胆就来捉我啊! I'm right over here,I'm Mine Me.Come and get me!
"汤姆克鲁斯之泡妞贱谍"
停工了! 大伙儿停工了!.. And cut! That's a cut everybody.
奥斯汀,你看这部戏的卡司怎样了？ So,Austin,what did you think of the opening credits？
我真的很难相信史提芬.史匹堡,这样一位大牌 Well,I can't believe Sir Steven Spielberg,the grooviest
且电影史上有名的导演 film maker in history of cinema,
也会要拍我的生平 is making a movie about my life.
真是他奶奶的太好了,耶! Very shagadelic baby,yeah!
虽然这么说,但我有一些小小的问题 Having said that,I do have some thoughts.
真的吗？我这位朋友可是满意得很 Really？ My friend here thinks it's fine the way it is.
没有得罪的意思,但戏里该有魔酒,耶! Well no offense Sir Stevie,but you gotta have Mojo baby,yeah!
超赞！ Hit it!
片名:王牌大贱谍3(够MAN吧)
各位先生女士们.. Ladies and Gentlemen.
这位是音乐大师─昆西.琼斯 Sir Quincy Jones.
这就是整部戏的魔酒,宝贝! This is where the movie get its Mojo,baby.
每个人都好了吗..来! MTV,第二镜来 Alright,everybody.Music video,take 2.
是小甜甜布兰妮!! It's Britney Spears!
喔!..我又办到了,宝贝! Oops.I did it again,baby.
邪恶博士的好莱坞巢穴
博士,欢迎你回来 Welcome back Herr Doctor.
太空好玩吗？ How was space？
它很炫,对不对啊,迷你米？ Space was cool,wasn't it Mini Me？
博士,当你在外太空时.. Doctor Evil,while you were in space.
我发现一条生财之道.. I created a way for us to make huge sums of legitimate money.
而且可以维持我们邪恶组织的原则 And still maintain the ethics in the business practices of an evil organization.
-我将这片产业,变成了好莱坞的星探生意 -真的？ I have turned us into a talent agency.The Hollywood Talent Agency.Really？
比起传统收10%佣金的经纪公司,我们的经纪公司只收9%的佣金 By charging A list clients 9% rather that the traditional 10%.
我们签下了几位巨星 We've been able to sign such stars
比如乔治.库隆尼.. such as George Clooney,
茱莉亚.罗勃丝.. Julia Roberts.
和李奥纳多.狄卡比欧 And Leo DiCaprio.
李奥纳多! Leo!
而这计划最棒的地方就是 And the best part of the whole scheme is,
我们每个人都能有自己的助理 we all get our own assistance.
嗨,我是3号 Hi,I'm Number 3.
我很兴奋能加入好莱坞星探组织 I'm really excited to be a part of the team,here in HTA.
2号,干得好... Very impressive,Number 2,
但我终于找到了完美的计划... but I finally have the perfect plan.
在70年代有位很出名的荷兰治金学家, In the 70s,there lived a Dutch metallurgical heathenish,
他的名字叫作─约翰.温德斯 by the name of Johann Van Der Smut.
因为他太爱黄金,以致在一次熔炼的意外中,失去了他的"小弟"... He loved gold so much he even lost his genitaliens in an unfortunate smelting accident.
所以他又被称为─"黄金会员" Hence the name...Goldmember.
他发明了一种冷却熔解动力装置─"雷射丁" He invented a cold fusion power unit for a..."Tractorbeam".
"雷射丁" "Tractorbeam"
强大到足以将慧星拉向地球 Powerful enough to pull a meteor to Earth.
这颗慧星叫─"麦达斯22" The meteor was called..."Midas 22".
是由纯金打造而成,他睡着了吗？ It's made of solid gold is he sleeping？
没关系,我猜迷你米不想拿到─巧克力! Well,that's okay.I guess Mini Me won't get any,CHOCOLATE!
你想下来吗,迷你米？你要像个大孩子才行 You want down Mini Me？ Use your words like a big boy clone.
他没事! He's okay!
你要的巧克力,是从布鲁基来的,它在比利时境内,爸爸就是在那长大的 Here's the chocolate.It's from Brugge.That's in Belgium,that's where daddy's from.
看看迷你米 Check out Mini Me.
一块块的巧克力就令他疯狂 He's gone mental on candied chocolate.
就像女人挑到满意的衣服一样 It's like freakin' catnip for clothes.
-博士,你的椅子 -谢谢你 -Your chair,Dr.Evil.-Thank you.
谢啦,可以走开啦,好吗？ Thanks,scedadum,right.
大家都知道,当你有小孩的时候,会发现每个孩子都不同,对不对？ You know,when you have kids,I think your gonna find out that all kids are different,ey？
比如迷你米喜欢吃巧克力.. For example: Mini Me loves chocolate.
史考特则不爱! Scotty don't!
不会啊,巧克力很好呀.我只是.. Well,I love chocolate fine.I just...
史考特就不爱! Scotty don't!
噢,又来了,仔细听好,我来做一些我该做的事,你可以停止.. Oh yeah,very familiar,hang on,let me do what I do.Would you stop...
我觉得又怎样..？ How about I what？
你怎么可以.. What do you...
我又没怎么.. I don't even...
真是的,其实我.. Honestly,isn't this...
你不爱又怎样,各位先生女士们,史考特就不爱! How about you don't,ladies and gentlemen,Scotty don't.
邪恶博士,是时候你应该说明计划了 Dr.Evil,perhaps it's time,that you finish unveiling your plan.
是的! 2号,谢谢你 Yes,thank you Number 2.
各位先生女士们,我的计划是.. Ladies and gentlemen,my plan is...
史考特不爱! Scotty don't.
噢,拜托,你这个老古董! Oh,come on,you're such a lame ass!
迷你咪超爱吃巧克力耶
史考特嫌得要命
你要玩喔
你知道吗？你一定会令我产生心理障碍! You know what？ This is causing me serious psychological harm!
我不知道...我是谁？ I don't know.Who am I？
好! 你知道吗？我想吃巧克力 Fine.You know what？ I would love some chocolate.
-拿去吧 -谢谢 -Here you go.-Thank you.
快去咬回来,迷你米! Heel Mini Me!
快! 咬着就不放! Come on!
你没事吧,迷你米？ You okay,Mini Me？
我是不是拉得太大力了？我不想伤害你 Did I pull too hard？ I don't want to hurt you.
-邪恶博士 -什么事？ -Dr.Evil.-Yo？
黄金会员的计划,跟我们有什么关系？ What does Goldmember's plan have to do with us？
起初的雷射丁,经过好几次的试验 Our earlier attempts of the tractorbeam went through several preparations.
代号A到代号G都失败了.. Preparation A through G were a complete failure.
但各位先生女士们,终于有了一部能用的雷射丁. But now ladies and gentlemen,we finally have a working tractorbeam.
我们叫它─"H 标本" Which we shall call"Preparation H".
笑什么？ What？
笨蛋,为什么不叫它─"屁奶行动"？ Why don't you just call it"Operation Ass creamy",ass？
抱歉,你是不是要吃冰淇淋？ I'm sorry did you want some ice cream？
对啦,我的确想吃巧克力冰淇淋 Yes,I'd love some chocolate ass cream.
等一下再说.. Perhaps later.
-博士,我喜欢你的计划 -真的吗？ Dr.Evil,I love your plan.
是的! 博士,它是个很好的计划! Ja,Herr Doctor,it's a really good plan.
就大致上来说,H标本这计划还算不错 Yes,Frau,on the whole,I think Preparation H fells good.
又有什么事？ What is it now？
不,我只是同意你的说法.. No,nothing.You know what？ I agree...
H标本的确还不错.. Preparation H does feel good.
大体上来说.. On the hole.
我很高兴英雄所见略同 Well,I'm glad wir sprechen sie the same lingity.
各位先生女士们,我用时光穿梭机回到1975年 Ladies and gentlemen.Using my time machine I shall travel back to 1975.
带黄金会员回到未来 Pick up Goldmember and bring him back to the future.
这计划最巧妙的部份是.. And the best part of this plan is...
没有人能够阻止我 No one can stop me.
连奥斯汀.保威也不行 Not even...Austin Powers.
你得意得太早了 Not so fast.
邪恶博士,投降吧 You're sorrounded Dr.Evil.
他妈妈的卡好! Shit!
邢恶博士,国际法庭判决你坐400年的牢.. Dr.Evil,the world court sentences you to 400 years.
你有什么话要说吗？ Do you have anything to say？
我没有,但迷你米有话要说 No,but I think Mini Me does.
看来像是两颗蛋与一条手帕 Looks like two eggs and a hankie.
天才罪犯─邪恶博士和他的复制人.. The criminal genius known as,Dr.Evil and his clone
今天被国际法庭判罪 were sentenced today at the world organization.
致力遏止犯罪有功的─奥斯汀.保威.. For his efforts,Austin Powers,
是英国著名的间谍耐玖.保威的儿子 the son of England's most famous spy,Nigel Powers.
将会被英国皇后册封 Will be knighted by The Queen at Buckingham Palace.
起身吧,奥斯汀.保威爵士 Arise,Sir Austin Powers.
谢谢你,陛下 Thank you,Your Majesty.
你父亲一定会引以为荣 Your father must be very proud of you.
是呀! Oh,yeah.
老爸,站起来向大家鞠躬吧 Come on dad,stand up and take a bow.
"耐玖.保威保留席"
奥斯汀的贱窝,当晚
爸爸…爸爸不睬不理
不看我努力、不为我打气
爸爸不睬不理
当我爱作弊、老师打屁屁
当我考第一、同学都不理
当我沾污泥、衣服去送洗
当我割包皮
爸爸不睬不理
不看我演戏、不给我鼓励
爸爸不睬不理
"爸爸不在那",谢谢! "Daddy wasn't there"Peace!
我是个性感野兽! I am a sexy beast.
奥斯汀,你真有趣 It's Austin Powers,you're so funny.
你也非常性感 Also very sexy.
可以签个名吗？ Can I have an autograph？
当然可以,你叫什么名字？ Of course,your name is？
"干我" Fook Mi.
噢!规矩点,宝贝...说真话,你叫什么名字？ Oh behave,baby.Now your name is？
"干我" Fook Mi.
你妈给你取的名字吗？ You kiss your mother with that mouth？
是这样的─"福美" Fook Mi,like this.
噢! 原来如此 Oh I see.
你的名字真的是福美啊 Your name is Fook Mi.
你要饮料吗？ You want a drink？
当然好呀,但我的私人吧台在後边, 欢迎你们用... Yes of course,but I have private bar in the back,that you are more than welcome to use...
你的饮料 Here you go.
福美,你回来得好快! Fook Mi! That was fast!
"操你" Fook Yu.
欧,你真是骚劲十足..不过,管他的.. Oh,you're going the right way for a smack bottom and I don't care who knows it!
奥斯汀 Austin.
她是我的孪生妹妹,叫福友,"福友".."福美" This is my twin sister,her name,Fook Yu.Fook Yu...Fook Mi.
是孪生姐妹..双胞胎.. Twins...twins
双胞胎!是的! 我们将看到双胞胎.. Twins.Yes.We're going to see the twins.
奥斯汀真性感.. I also think Austin Powers is very sexy.
我们觉得你一定很"行" We think you're very great.
你是不是困了？ We make you sleepy？
干什么都行就是不能什么都不干 Well,you make me many things,but sleepy is not one of them.
-我们帮你按摩 -对啊!最高机密的马杀鸡,宝贝! -We give you top secret massage.-Yes,top secret massage,baby!
真对不起,我对天发誓,从来没发生过这种事情 Sorry about that,I swear to God,that never happens.
你们等一下.. Yes,hold on a tick.
"死前必做之事"
"跟双胞胎辣妹玩3P"
"得到老爸的肯定"
好了,刚才我们谈到哪里了,宝贝？ Okay,now where were we,baby？
噢!奥斯汀,打扰一下 Ah,Austin.I'm sorry to interrupt.
双胞胎,巴索,双胞胎 Twins,Basil.Twins.
奥斯汀,是你的父亲出事了 Austin,it's your father.
-什么？ -他被绑架了! -What？ -He's been kidnapped.
嗯,非常严重,欧!~怪不得他没去册封典礼 Very heavy,man.Oh,so that's why my father wasn't at the knighting ceremony.
呃,不是的,事实上.. Well,no actually.
你被册封之後他才被绑架的 He was kidnapped after you were knighted.
他最後被人看见在游艇上 He was last seen on his yatch.
-欧,对了,就是那艘船─"海搞号"-对了,你自己看看 -Oh,yes.The"HMS Shag at sea".-Exactly,just take a look.
先生们,你们上前 Gentlemen fall in.
奥斯汀,他们负责保护你父亲 Austin,these men were signed to guard you father.
好了,抬起头,脱下裤子 Okay,chaps,chins up,trousers down.
我想我们有"鸡"可寻 I think we may have found a clue.
老天! 你们的鸡鸡被涂上金漆了,这..多诡异啊 Gold blimey! All your privates have had their privates painted gold.How bizarre.
想像一下,金鸡公会,金喇叭乐队,金球奖颁奖典礼.. Imagine,guilded tally wackers,golden wedding tackle,fourteen carat trousers snakes...
-够了,别再说了 -好吧 -That's enough.-Okay.
巴索,这世上只有一个人.. Basil,there is only one person in the world,
能真正了解疯子的心理.. who truly understand the psychology of a mad man...
-邪恶博士 -邪恶博士 -Dr.Evil.-Dr.Evil.
高度设防监狱,日内瓦
我早知道你会来的,保威先生 I've been expecting you,Mr.Powers.
我父亲失踪了 My father is missing.
是的,我听说了.真是天大的讽刺 Yes,I've heard.How ironic.
你捉到了我,却又需要我帮忙 You finally caught me,yet now you need me more that ever.
但你一直都是需要我的,是不是,保威先生？ But then again,you've always needed me,haven't you Mr.Powers？
记不记得我曾说过的——我们的分别不大 Remember when I told you,we are not so different you and I？
我们的分别不大 We are not so different you and I.
-看到了吧,我真的曾说过 -好,你很聪明 -See,I did say that.-Very clever.
是谁捉了我父亲？ Now who has my father？
欧,欧..你和父亲有问题喔! Oh,oh...someone have some daddy issues.
我要知道我父亲的真相 Nothing could be my father from the truth.
-你刚说父亲 -不,我没有! -You said my father.-No,I didn't.
没的事,没有 Didn't,did not.
对我而言,这就是父子问题 For me this is a dad issue.
爸爸好爱我.. Daddy love me.
看来你父亲并不只是在册封典礼时.. It seems the knighting ceremony wasn't the only time your...
才令你失望 daddy let you down.
还记得在学院的那天吗？想一想! Remember that day at the academy？ Think!
我毕业那天.. It was graduation.
英国情治学院,1958年
"保威同学"
我使你"兴奋"了吗,宝贝？ Do I make you horny,baby？
"邪恶同学"
那...那是颗痣啦,在这里.. That,that's the spot.Right there.
你怎么不先敲门？ Have you ever heard of knocking,man？
-对啦! -我们才刚要开始 -Right! -We were just getting started.
保威先生,别忘了那个简短的口试 Don't forget,Mr.Powers,may tell you about the brief oral exam.
我不会忘记约定的,绝对是"口"试,但绝对不会很"简短"的,宝贝 When I have the bit,it's mostly oral,and not too...brief,baby.
你知道的,就是简短的口试啦 You know,brief and oral exam.
看来邪恶先生得到今年传奇人物的机会很高 It looks like Master Evil is the top contender for this year's International Man of Mystery.
他是全年级第一名呢 He's number one in the class.
棒呆了,巴索
嗨,大家听好,我是全年级第一名 Hey,everybody,I'm Number 1.
哈罗!我全年级第二名 Hello,I'm Number 2.
幸会,2号 Nice to meet you Number 2.
我会得到今年的国际传奇人物奖 But,now I'm going to be named this year's International Man of Mystery.
是谁丢的蛋糕？请站出来？ Who throws a cup cake？ Honestly？
现在该揭晓这个荣耀的奖项了,今年的传奇人物奖得主是.. And now it's time for award of greatest honour.This year's International Man of Mystery is...
-奥斯汀.保威! -奥斯汀,干得好啊! -Austin Powers! -Well done Austin.
我以为在梦中才能像我父亲一样拿到这个奖 It has always been my dream to win this award just like my dad.
真高兴他能在这里分享我的喜悦 Glad he could be here.
老爸,站起来向大家鞠躬吧 Stand up,dad.Take a bow.
"耐玖.保威保留席"
爸爸？ Dad？
好可怜哦
我如果没拿到奖也不会哭 I had the best grades in the class,and I didn't get diddly squat.
-又来了 -保威先生,告诉我 -Here we go.-Tell me Mr.Powers.
你在那些水手身上发现什么？是不是金色的惊喜啊？ What did you find on those sailors？ A golden surprise？ Perhaps？
你怎么..对啊..他们的鸡鸡都被涂上金漆 How did...yes...all the sailors had their meat and two vege painted gold.
是的,这是一位犯罪高手的标志 Yes,it's the distinctive calling card of a criminal master mind.
他的外号叫作.. The abli named...
"黄金会员" Goldmember.
我要到哪里去找他？ How can I find this Goldmember？
交换条件,保威先生 Quid pro quo,Mr Powers.
好吧,条件交换 Yes,squid pro row.
我给你黄金会员的消息,你将我调去普通监狱 I'll give you Goldmember.You give me a transfer to a regular prison.
让我跟我最爱的─迷你米在一起 So that I could be with my beloved Mini Me.
好的,我将你调去普通监狱黄金会员在哪里？ Okay.I'll get you a transfer to a regular prison.Now where's Goldmember？
不是在什么地方..保威先生.. Not where Mr.Powers,
应该说是什么时候才对 but when.
1975年纽约市69街角8号─"69工作室"迪吧 1975 'Studio 69' Disco.New York City.Corner 69 and 8th.
快去吧,保威先生,拜拜 You go now,Mr.Powers.Fly fly.
我有进来喔.. I'll get it.
时空机器停机棚,2002年
黄金会员将你父亲藏在1975年,他应该也藏在1975年 Instead of hiding your father in some remote location.Goldmember's hiding in 1975.
所以我们的工程师特地发明这辆车.. So our engineers has crafted this vehicle,
让你回到70年代去.. to time travel to the 70s.
太棒了! 巴索,一台像女人的车 Smashing,Basil.A pimp mobile.
是的,我就说嘛,我就知道你会喜欢它 Yes,yes,I knew it would tickle your fancy.
我该怎么说呢？看!..咯咯.. What can I say？ Look.Cough...
去吧,到1975年 Here we go,1975.
奥斯汀,祝你好运 Good luck,Austin.
我们去1975年,耶,宝贝,耶! 1975,yeah baby,yeah!
1975年,69俱乐部
系金A…
九成九纯金…系金A
他点石成金、俗搁有力
够MAN吧
他够猛、他够呛
够MAN吧
大家晚安! 欢迎大家来"69工作室" Good evening,everybody.And welcome to Studio 69.
他来了!先生女士们─"黄金会员" Here he is,ladies and gentlemen,Goldmember.
大家好! 我从荷兰来的! 是不是很神奇呢？ Everybody,I'm from Holland! Isn't that wierd？
唉哟!你不就是奥斯汀.保威吗？ Well.If it isn't Austin Powers.
你说什么？ I'm sorry？
你神经很大条喔,你还有胆来这里.. You got a lot of nerve,jagging your jive white ass in here.
我们见过面吗 I don't belive we have met.
我是霍丝!霍丝.克罗百黛 It's me Foxxy.Foxxy Cleopatra.
好久没见! Long time no see.
别动! Stop!
不要让人见到我们交谈.懂吗？ We can't be seen talking to each other.You dig？
我用这家伙当作桥梁 I'm using this cat as a distration.
我明白,你真聪明 I get it,yes,very clever.
先算算旧帐 First things first.
八年连一通电话都没有？没有人能玩弄霍丝.克罗百黛! Eight years and no phonecall？ Nobody stands up Foxxy Cleopatra!
你到哪里去了？ Where have you been？
听着!霍丝!我无意伤害你,宝贝 Listen Foxxy.I just want you to know I never intended to hurt you,baby.
我知道的是"妈妈只吃蜂蜜,但她笨到拿走整个蜂窝" Well,all I know is.Momma only got a taste of honey.But she wanted the whole beehive.
-欧,蜂窝! -你总是能逗我笑 -Oh,beehive! -You always knew how to make me smile.
遇到你是意外的收获,走开啦! Well you know it's a gift really,I...what am I doing？
霍丝,你来黄金会员的俱乐部干嘛？ Foxxy,what are you doing i Goldmember's club？
我来做卧底 I'm undercover.
一年前,我的伙伴在办公桌下被杀 About a year ago,my partner at the bureau was killed.
那个人的"技巧"很逊,主要嫌犯应该就是黄金会员 And that jive ass turkey,Goldmember is the prime suspect.
你父亲被禁锢在後边 Your father is in the back room
那儿警备森严 under heavy guard.
霍丝,谢谢你 Thanks Foxxy.
奥斯汀,祝你好运 Austin,good luck.
"够MAN才能进入"
爸爸! Dad!
儿子,刚打倒守卫的就是你啊 Hello son.Just overpowering my guards.
我是来救你的,快走! I'm here to rescue you.Come quickly!
我有一个好主意,你大概..7,8分钟後再来救我吧 I got a better idea.Why don't you rescue me in about...what seven or eight minuts？
别玩了 Knock it off.
我不想看到我爸在"那个",我们快点走吧 I don't wanna see my dad on the job.Come on let's go.
好吧,对不起,女孩们抱歉啦,我必须.. Okay,I'm sorry.I'm sorry girls.I gotta...
你的脖子怎么啦？ What's wrong with your neck？
我吃了一粒威尔刚,它卡在我喉咙里, I took a Viagra,it got stuck in my throat and
害我脖子硬了好几个小时 I've had a stiff neck for hours.
冷笑话
老爸,你若要在美国女人面前,说一些下流的话.. Listen,dad,if you are gonna talk about naughty things infront of these American girls.
至少要英国化一点吧 Then at least speak english english.
好吧,儿子.. All right,my son.
我正准备给这位漂亮姑娘检查身体呢
真的假的？
你这么好色,干脆DlY
你很欠扁耶
是啊
记得那个年幼妹子吗？
那个恍神女子吗？
她是住楼上那猪头的恋人
她神经病跑去当警察
？？？…真是个茶包子
在乌龟上撇条的龟孙子
天啊,那时真是好时光 God,that was good times,son.
奥斯汀与他的"老巴",欢迎到1975年来 Welcome to 1975,Austin Powers and fassia.
失陪一下,我去换衣服,这舞会使我满身大汗 Excuse me,while I change,the hola boogie has made me sweaty.
保威先生,如你所见的.. You see Mr.Powers.
我喜爱黄金 I love gold.
它的样子,味道,气味与质感 The look of it,the taste of it,the smell of it,the texture...
我爱黄金爱到发狂.. I love gold so much
使到我在一次熔金时.. that I even lost my genitalier
失去了鸡鸡 in an unfortunate smelting accident.
所以我才叫作"黄金会员" Hence the name...Goldmember.
我俩都是时代人物,你说对不对？ We're both swingers,you see？
你有一身结实的身材 You have a toite body.
是的,我从你那腰带看出你有结实的身材 Yesh,I see that from your toite bands.
是的,你结实的像只老虎一样! Yesh,you are toite like a toiger!
你要抽烟吃煎饼吗？？ Would you like a shmoke and a pancake？
你说什么？ A what？
抽烟吃煎饼呀! A shmoke and a pancake？
你知道的,烙饼和纸烟？ You,know.flapjack and a cigarette？
不知道啊？好吧,雪茄和软烘饼？不要？ Hm？ All right.Shigar and a waffle？ No？
烟斗和煎饼？不要？ Pipe and a crepe？ No？
水烟筒和乳酪煎饼？ Bong and a blintz？
那么我不能使你高兴了 Oh,well.Then there is no pleasing you.
不该是这样子的呀 That's not right.
看看我找到什么了？ Uh,hello,what have we here？
一定要留起来,请把它放到那个皮肤盒子 That's a keeper,yesh.Put it in the skin box,please.
我正在脱皮.. I'm peeling.
噢,实在太恶心了 Oh,that's just disgusting.
快,快点,谢谢你 Quickly,quickly,thank you.
好好保留住它 Save me for myself.
你疯了,黄金会员! You're insane Goldmember!
"就是这样,我喜欢这样" "And that's the away,uh huh uh huh,I like it."
是KC和阳光乐队的歌 K.C.and the Sunshine Band.
好了,黄金会员,别演戏了 Alright,Goldmember.Don't play the laughing boy.
在这个世上我忍受不了2件事: There are only two things,I can't stand in this world:
那些不肯接受别种文化的人 People who are intolerant of other people's cultures.
还有─荷兰人 And the Dutch.
什么？ What？
带走那个"老巴"! Take the fassia away.
仇恨荷兰的人,现在要跟你离别了 Dutch hater.And now it is time to say goodbye.
是邪恶博士这样吩咐的 Dr.Evil's orders.
对你来说是个坏消息 "Which for you is bad news,bears."
沃尔特.马修 Walter Matthau.
去你的!死太监 Sha zam! Up yours jive turkey.
叛徒! Traitor!
你的枪在这,快点射他 Here's the gun,point it at him.
2002年! 2002!
-他带我父亲去时空穿梭机 -你说啥穿梭机？ -They're taking my father to the time machine.-You say what machine？
快点! Come on now.
甜心,跟我来! This way,sugar!
霍丝,我欠你一笔人情 That was close Foxxy,I owe you one.
奥斯汀,我在黄金会员的办公室找到这个 Austin,I found this in Goldmember's office.
-是卷底片,它可能是个线索 -干的好! -It's a microfilm,maybe a clue.-Smashing.
我要跟你去到未来 I wanna go to the future with you.
我欠我的伙伴一份情,我要和你一起去抓黄金会员 We can catch Goldmember together.I owe it to my partner.
霍丝,我必须警告你,2002年非常不同 I should warn you Foxxy,2002 is very different.
未来世界最好准备接受我 Well,the future better get ready for me.
因为我是霍丝.克罗百黛 Because I'm Foxxy Cleopatra.
我是个很带劲的女人! And I'm a whole lotta woman!
2002年,我们来吧! 2002,here we come!
乔治亚州州立监狱
"访客时间限时五分钟" All visitations limited five minuts.
"在访客室内不准吐痰" No spitting in the visitors room.
嗨!博士,我带来新消息 Herr Doctor.I have some news.
有关你的儿子.. It's your son.
-他要接手家族生意 -是史考特吗？ -He wants to take over the family business.-Scotty does？
他因为变得太邪恶了,所以开始脱发了 He's gotten so evil he's even started losing his hair.
我懂了,真是太贴心了 I know,it's sweet.
噢,博士,他想让你骄傲 Oh,he just wants to make you proud,Herr Doctor.
对一个没有父亲的小伙子来说,一切都很难 After all it's hard on the boy not having a father.
你知道的,开始你被冷冻,来到太空,而现在,又在牢里 You know.First you were frozen,then you were in space,now you're in jail.
他感到被忽略了吗？ Don't tell me he feels neglected.
我被一个比利时怪人收养 I was adopted by freakin' Belgians.
你是被人收养的啊？ You were adopted？
我从来没见过亲生父母 I never met my birth parents.
他们死于一场车祸 There was a car accident.
那是在比利时,风光明媚的一天... I'm told that it was a beautiful Belgium day.
夏季的空气中充满菜香,直到... The smell of waffles and brussels sprout filled the summer air...until...
我亲生母亲当场被烧成灰烬 My birthmother was incinerated.
因为她那冒烟的身躯,我侥幸活了下来 I only survived because of her smoking carcass
她的身体形成一个保护罩,让我免于被烧死,闷死 formed a protective coocoon of slaughtered human effluence.
一个比利时人,与他那15岁有香港脚的奴隶,同时也是爱人... A Belgium man and his 15 year old love slave with wet feet
本来要搜括意外现场的财物, was looting the accident scene,
结果他们却看见一个衣服沾满血的婴儿─我! they come across a bloodsoaked baby...moi!
他将我抚养成一个邪恶的人, They raised me to be evil.
你知道的,就像陈词滥调的故事一样... You know,that old chestnut.
是啊! Ja.
但都比不上这个 But nothing compares to this.
在这里寂寞的度过每一天.. Being inside the belly of the beast,night after night all alone...
管他谁的爸爸,我们来快活吧! Daddy's all pant up,let's freak.
时间到了! Times up!
"时间到了,走到门旁" Visitings hours are over.Get to the line.
抬高手铐! Cuffs up!
走吧! Move it!
哈罗!睡的怎么样？好不好啊？ Hi there.How are you sleeping？ Good？
大家听着! Gentlemen,listen up,ya'll.
有一个新计划.. Here's the new plan.
你们制造混乱.. You're gonna start a riot.
让我们从大门走出去 And we're gonna walk out the front door.
喂!我没看过比你更会胡说八道的人 Hey man,I know guys on crack that makes more sense than you.
真的？ Really？
让我告诉你,因为... Then let me put it to you this way,'coz...
男人真命苦…
没碰到好事情
反被别人坑
没泡到妹妹
反被别人揍
唉,怎么这么衰？
我们住不起豪宅
只能在牢里蹲苦窑
不会使坏就别硬拗
我乃鼎鼎大名的
邪…恶…博…士
我是他…的犯罪天才
怎么会一开场就被逮？
我保证一定卷土重来
给我一辆快车让我开
他…的有够帅
不爽就给我去吃屎
这要献给我的好兄弟
香槟、手机
两个变装癖,有何不可？
我要唱饶舌、骇一骇
顺便找够MAN吧一起搞怪
我要找个辣妹做做爱
做完爱以后就叫她滚蛋
这样你们就该明白了
好了,听着!明晚8点钟一到,你们就制造混乱 Alright,listen up! Tonight 8 PM you're gonna start a riot.
是的,邪恶博士! Yes,Dr.Evil!
"各单位注意!狱中有人正在制造骚动!" Attention all guards.There is a riot in progress.
"封锁各个出口!" Seal all exits!
"注意!邪恶博士与他的复制人正试图逃狱" Attention,Dr.Evil and his clone are trying to escape.
"所有的守卫立刻向A区报到!" All guards report to cell block A immediately...
你在这啊,甜心,早安! There you are.Good morning,sunshine.
早安 Good morning.
昨晚睡得好吗？ How did you sleep？
-很好! -我也是 -Great! -Me too.
如果这片唇还能说话.. If these lips could talk.
噢,哈罗.. Oh,hello.
你有权利保持性感,宝贝 You have the right to remain sexy,sugar.
噢,我希望能接受"调查".. Oh,I hope there's a search involved.
"你有信件" You got mail.
这东西能做什么？ So,what does this thing do？
它叫因特网 Well,it's called the Internet.
它令我们的日常生活产生重大转变,能够提供重大资讯 It complete revolutionize the way we live and access vital information.
举个例子,看看这个.. For example,have a look at this.
-这消息的确蛮重大的! -是呀,很不可思议吧 -Now that's vital information! -I know it's amazing.
-噢,巴索,发生什么事,宝贝？ -霍丝,发生了很多事 -Oh,Basil,what's happening,baby？ -A lot is happening Foxxy.
邪恶博士逃走了 Dr.Evil has escaped.
好消息是,我们的一个特务,已经渗透了他的邪恶组织 The good news is one of our agents has managed to infiltrate Dr.Evil's organization.
太好了,巴索!经过好多年,我们终于有人渗透成功了 Excellent,Basil we have been tried for years,to get a mole inside Dr.Evil's lair.
-我们终于有了内应 -是的 -We now have that mole.-Yes.
他来了 Ah,and here he is.
你就是那个.... So,you're the...
痣...痣...痣...(间谍) Mo...mo...mo...
最...最好的特务 Most...most...most excellent agent we've ever seen.
-是的,我所知道最好的特务 -谢谢你! Yes,the most excellent agent we've ever seen.Thank you.
谢谢你! Thank you.
我不知道现在确切的地址 Now I wasn't able to get the exact location.
但我透过消息得知,邪恶博士将他的基地搬到东京一带 But I did learn that Dr.Evil has moved to a new lair outside Tokyo,Japan.
顺带提一下,我知道脸上有一粒很大的痣 By the way I realize that I have a large mole on my face.
在哪？你说什么？痣在哪里？我没看见什么痣啊 Where？ What？ Where's that mole？ I didn't see one.
讽刺的是对我而言,我的身分也是间谍 I also realize the ironi,that I am myself...a mole.
没有人会联想到的 No one would make that connection.
不管怎样..干的好,实在干的不错 Anyway...well done,old chap.Jolly good work.
很高兴"痣"到你.."见"到你! Nice to mole you...meet you!
-很高兴见到你的"痣"! 别说"痣"了 -快停止! -Nice to meet you,Mole! Don't say mole.-Stop!
-我说"痣"-停! -I said mole.-Stop!
-拜拜 -痣! -Bye -Mole!
痣! Mole!
噢,住口! Oh,shut up!
痣啊!痣啊!痣啊!痣啊!痣啊!痣啊!... Moley,moley,moley,moley,moley!
东京湾
升潜望镜! Up periscope.
各位先生女士们.. Ladies and gentlemen.
欢迎到我的潜艇基地 Welcome to my new submarine lair.
它又长又硬,充满邪恶 It's long and hard,and full of seamen.
不好笑吗？ Nothing？
完全冷掉吗？ No？
连偷笑都没有吗？ Not even a titter？
真是丢人.. Tough sub.
邪恶博士,你看起来很壮!是的,像老虎一样!是的,是的! Dr.Evil,You look very toit! Yesh,toit like a toiger! -Yesh Yesh Yesh!
真的吗？ Really？
是的,你看来像个男子汉 Yesh,you look like a"macho man".
像乡下人一样 Village People.
你知道吗,黄金会员？ You know,Goldmember？
你不会讲就不要讲话! I don't think that's something one dude should say to another dude!
外行人讲内行话! Yeah! A little creepy!
噢,太好了!好!好!好!好!我要留住这个! Ooh yesh! Yesh yesh yesh yesh! This is a keeper!
拜托..你不是真的要吃了它吧？ Alright...you're not going to put that skin in your mouth,are you？
你真的吃了..真是..太恶心了! You did...ok...that's just gross!
是的,有点咸,是的,实在太好吃了! Yesh,salty! Yesh that was good!
先生女士们.. Ladies and gentlemen.
你们知道的 As you know.
我们设计了雷射丁 We've been designing a"tractorbeam".
代号是"H标本" Code name Preparation H.
它强大到可以吸引慧星─"麦达斯22" It's powerful enough to pull the meteor..."Midas 22".
撞向地球.. Into a collision course with the Earth,
彗星进入大气层因摩擦而变成绒绒的大火球 upon entering the atmosphere the hot ball of magma.
而且将会撞击与溶化北极的冰层,引起全球的洪水泛滥 Will strike and melt the polar icecaps,causing a global flood.
但是我的新科技─魔宝喷射机却不会受影响 But enough of my technical mumbo jumbo.
请允许我展示一下 Allow me to demonstrate.
降下地球模型 Lower the globe.
降下地球模型! Lower the globe!
噢~!噢~! Av,av...
好惨! Scheisse.
谢谢你啊,你个蠢蛋 Well,congratulations numb nuts...
你成功的将我变成玩具盒! you've succeeded in turning me into a frickin' Jack in the box!
快拿掉它!快拿掉它!好暗喔!好暗喔! Get it off.Get it off! It's dark.It's dark.
我没事了,我没事了! I'm okay,I'm okay.
放出慧星 Release the meteor.
放出慧星! Release the meteor!
门都没有! No way!
全都缩回去了! Right in the kanickies!
去你的! God dammit!
大伙儿! Guys!
接下来要塞我的屁眼吗？ Way to go a hole!
等一下,我还要找我的鸟蛋呢! All right hold on,let me try to find my balls for God's sakes!
一,二...还有三,我没事了! One,two...and three,okay.I'm okay!
博士,我们还有一个保险措施 Dr.Evil,we still have the ultimate insurances policy.
让我献上,非常性感的,非常勇壮的.. May I present to you the very sexual,the very toite.
奥斯汀.保威的"老巴" Austin Powers fassia.
他的什么？ His what？
博士,是他的"老巴"(荷兰语)! His fassia Dr.Evil.
他的"老巴"呀(荷兰语) His ferder？
-什么是"老巴"？ -他的"老巴"! 你知道的,"老巴" -What's a ferder？ -His fassia! You know,the fassia.
是啊!黄金会员,我不懂荷兰语,混蛋 Yeah Goldmember,I dont speak freaky deaky dutch.
你个小变态,可以吗？ Okay perv boy？
老巴,他的父亲,父亲就是"老巴" Fassia,his dad,dad is fassia.
哦,是他的父亲,他的老爸 Oh his dad,oh his FATHER.
是的,那就是正确的口音 Yes,that's the right accent.
是不是很不可思议呢 Isn't that wierd.
父亲,父亲 Father,father.
-耐玖.保威 -哈罗! -Ah,Nigel Powers.-Hello,hello.
带他过来! Bring him to me!
放轻松!放轻松!全身放轻松! Easy peasy lemon squeezy!
先放下枪,你们头一天上班吗？ Put the guns down.Is this the first day on the job or something？
看着,我们来示范一下,你们一个一个上来攻击我 Look,this is how it goes...You attack me one at a time.
我一拳就打倒一个,好吗,开始! And I knock you out in a single punch.Okay,go!
噢!..他好厉害 Oh,he's good.
你知道我是谁吗？ Do you know who I am？
你知道我这些年来杀了多少没有名字的人吗？ Have you any idea how many anonymous henchmen I've killed over the years？
你看看自己,你甚至连名牌都没有 And look at you.You haven't even got a name tag.
你根本没机会! You got no chance!
你自己跌倒在地上吧 Why don't you just fall down？
好了,邪恶博士,我给你一次机会,自己投降吧 Alright,Dr.Evil give yourself up,while you still got a chance.
好吧,我投降 Okay,okay.You got me.
耐玖.保威,见一见迷你米 Nigel Powers,meet...Mini Me.
哇喔!吓死我了..我还以为他是一粒小包菜 Oh,blimey.I though I smelled cabbage.
将他带走! Take hime away!
博士,我可以将他涂上金漆吗？ Dr.Evil,can I paint his yoo hoo gold？
像我的"那个"一样,你懂吗？ It's kindda my thing,you know？
不行,你这荷兰疯子! How about no,you crazy Dutch bastard!
"注意各位水手,本周是健康周," Attention henchmen.It's health week.
"这是博士的命令,别忘了你们的身体检查" Don't forget your physical.Dr.Evil's orders.
你知道的,我想这是他们对你不好的原因 You know,I think it's a shame the way they treat you.
因为你只有八分之一的大小 Just because you're one eight their size.
不代表你只能得到八分之一的尊重 Doesn't mean you deserve one eight of their respect.
迷你米,我...我有点好奇 Mini fella.I'm...I'm curious.
是不是每个东西都成比例啊 Is everything in proportion.
你知道的,你的小弟啊 You know your bobby dangler,
你的"长"将军与"两团"长 your general,two colonels.
你的童军棍与篮球.女孩"征服"者.. Your giggle stick,master of ceremonies.
是的,别害羞,让我看看 Yeah,don't be shy,let's have a look.
就像我说的! 你是"三脚架"呢 My word! You're a tripod.
你可以骄傲的说"它"像什么呢？ What do you feed that thing？
就像是婴儿的手握着苹果一样 It's like a baby's arm holding an apple.
它的好处是..如果你觉得很累.. The good news is.If you ever get tired.
你还可以用它来站立呢 You can use it as a kick stand.
我们都知道谁才是幕後的黑手 I think we both know who the real brain is behind this operation.
日本东京国际机场
东京,我们来了,宝贝,耶! Tokyo,a go go,baby,yeah!
有什么新鲜事,巴索？ What's kicking,Basil？
霍丝,有很多新鲜事 A lot's kicking,Foxxy.
奥斯汀？ Austin？
邪恶博士的一个手下,正在国立相扑竞技场! One of Dr.Evil's henchmen has been spotted at the Asahi Sumo Arena.
-你快去吧 -谢啦,巴索! -See there immediately.-Thanks,Basil.
朝日相扑场
老天,这尿布让我的鸟蛋挤成一团了 Ah,Jesus Christ,this diaper is making my nuts rub together.
这样子它会起火的! It's gonna start a fire!
那个是肥佬包士德! That's Fat Bastard!
你知道我最爱海伦杭特的哪部戏吗？ Do you know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is？
龙"卷"风! TWISTER!
-不应该是这样的啊! -绝不可能! -That's not right.-Sure ain't.
这样就好了吗？我要去拉屎了 Are we done here？ I've gotta take a crap.
等一等,应该有问题 Wait a tic.Something doesn't smell right.
是肥佬包士德在搞鬼 And I think it's Fat Bastard.
通心粉上面…撒起司粉
我撇下一颗大肉球
奥斯汀,你还好吗？ You okay,Austin？
唾手可得的简单,甜心 Sound as a pound,love.
我没吃任何甜筒啊! I didn't have any corn!
嗨!尿布小姐! 我的尿布在这里 Hey diaper lady! Here's my diaper.
我想我可能换的太快了 I think I might have pinched one off to soon.
我在这留下一朵"菊花"给你 I left a rosebud in there for you.
你真的是个肥杂种! You really are a fat bastard!
你知道吗,你这样会伤我的心的, You know,that hurts my feelings.
我正在试着减肥呢,你懂吗？ I'm trying to go on a diet,you know.
你知道的,锅里盘里的都是敌人.. The zoan.You know curbs are the enemy.
噢!...介绍一下你的朋友吧？ Oh...who's your friend？
噢,我喜欢和年轻的女生一起"活动" Oh,I liked to have a go with that filly.
你找到我性感的地方了吗？ Do you find me sexy？
看看我的奶奶! Look at my titties!
闭上你的嘴! Shut your mouth!
好了,闹够了吧! Alright,that's enough!
-好了,你抓到我了,你要铐我吗？ -好 -Okay,you got me,put it there,would you？ -Okay.
有胆你就过来! Come here,you!
噢!..我的奶奶! Oh,my titties!
都肿了! You give me a nipple!
我现在抓住你了! I've got you now!
有胆你就过来! Come here you!
钢丝战斗部队预备! Prepare for the ultimate wire fighting manoeuvre!
我只希望我的钢丝战斗部队准备好了! I just hope my wire fighting team is ready!
-糟了! -噢,很好,是不是很神奇呢？ -Cranky! -Oh,great,isn't this magical？
我的其中一条钢丝断了 One of my wires broke.
你被逮捕了,宝贝! Your under arrest,sugar!
好吧,肥佬包士德,那个与你交换条件的日本家伙是谁？ Okay,Fat Bastard,who's the Japanese cat you make a exchange with？
好吧,他叫罗拔头 All right.His name is Roboto.
他拥有罗拔头企业 He owns Roboto Industries.
他为邪恶博士设计某种机械..我不知道.. He's designing some contraption for Dr.Evil...I don't know...
-雷射丁 -雷射丁 -The tractorbeam.-The tractorbeam.
没错,就是那个啦! That's it!
听着,你老实说,你觉得犯罪很值得吗？ Listen,do you honestly think that crime can pay？
嗯,我老实说,我一直想要去做些合法的事 Well,to be honest with you,I've been trying to go legit.
我真的很看重相扑摔角,你知道吗？ I really take my sumo wrestling seriously,you know.
但当你是一个过重的小孩 But when you are an overweight child.
在这个总是要求完美的社会中.. In this society that demands perfection.
像那些是非对错、合法非法观念... Like your sense of right,wrong,fair and unfair.
我们这种人总是只能当那种悲剧角色 We'll always be tragically scud.
所以你就只能作践自己吗？ Did you just soil yourself？
也许吧 Maybe.
听起来像水声,是不是,在屁声结尾的地方.. It did sound a little wet,didn't it,right in the end,uhh...
让我们来闻闻看吧,好不好 Let's have a smell,alright.
一 .. 一 .. Wafting,wafting.
大家都喜欢他们自己的"产物",不是吗？真不可思议! Well,everyone likes there own brand,don't they？ This is magic!
好了,分析一下吧 Alright,analysis.
闻起来像是烂胡萝卜和呕吐物 Smells like carrots and throw up.
那可以使人窒息! That could gag a maggot!
闻起来像是热腾腾的馊水和死掉的尸体 Smells like hot,sick arse and a dead carcass.
甚至连臭神都会说太臭的味道! Even stink would say that that stinks!
你知道当你走入到公寓大楼中 You know when you go to the apartment building,
而且你闻到每层楼中都有人煮东西 and you smell others people's cookin' on each floor,
然後你会说:"那些人到底在煮什么鬼东东啊？" and you go:"What are they cookin'".
那就像这个味道! That,plus crap!
-嗨,老爸! -嗨,史考特!你去运动吗？.. -Hey pa! -Hey Scotty! How you been sport...
我准备了一份礼物给你 I got you a present.
真的吗？ Really？
打开舱门 Open the tank.
打开舱门! Open the tank!
那些鲨鱼头上载着雷射枪吗？ Are those sharks with laserbeams attached to their heads？
真酷! Cool!
我真的有头上戴着雷射枪的鲨鱼？ You mean I actually have fricken' sharks with fricken' laser beams attached to their fricken' heads？
我们真是一对邪恶的父子 You're the best evil son an evil dad could ever ask for.
爸,我爱你 I love you,dad.
儿子,我爱你 I love you,son.
令人感动的时刻.. Starting moment...
史考特!过来 Scotty! Come here.
坐在爸爸的右边! Pop a squat,right next to daddy!
迷你,将你的椅子推开一点 Mini Me,move down the bench.
开始有权利与阶级的斗争了 There's a power struggle.
史考特上位咯! Scotty's on fire!
好了,这里实在太拥挤了 Alright,it's getting crowded in here.
全部人都出去,全都出去,快点! Everyone out,everyone out,come on!
史考特,你不用出去 Not you,Scotty.
2号,你不用出去 Not you,Number 2.
法劳,你不用出去 Not you,Frau.
黄金会员,你不用出去 Not you,Goldmember.
後面那些人,你们不用出去 Not you guys back there.
在操纵那些机械的人,你们不用出去 Not you henchman holding wrench.
那些正在转开关,看起来像在做事的人,你们不用出去 Not you henchman arbitrarily turning knobs making it seam like your doing something.
这一刻令我很不舒服! This is uncomfortable!
那小东西听不懂暗示 The tiny one can't take a hint.
他不太了解,他太小了 He doesn't understand,He's small.
哈罗,霍丝,奥斯汀 Hello Foxxy.Austin.
我们确证了包士德所说关于罗拔头是真的 We've comfirmed what Fat Bastard told you about Roboto is accurate.
罗拔头替博士建造"H标本" He was hired by Dr.Evil to contruct Preparation H.
所以罗拔头懂得那些建造雷射丁的技术罗 So Roboto had the technology to build Goldmember's tractorbeam.
那就表示,找到罗拔头就可以找到黄金会员 Which means Roboto will lead us to Goldmember.
找到黄金会员就可以找到我父亲 Which means Goldmember will lead us to my father.
罗拔头工业东京总部
"我是罗氏工业会长"
"我叫罗拔头"
谢谢你,罗拔头先生
"谢谢你抽空接见我们"
-你会讲日语呀？ -一点点 -You speak Japanese？ -A little.
你是个狡猾且会多国语言的人,但我有"三寸不烂之舌" Well you might be a cunning linguist,but I'm a master debator.
我在寻找我的父亲,他被绑架了 I'm looking for my father.He was kidnapped.
请你吃屎......
你叫我吃什么？ Please eat what？
等等,他是说"请你吃些日本蘑菇" Wait.He said:"Please eat some shitake mushrooms."
告诉我,你知道我父亲在哪里吗？ Tell me.What do you know about...s...my father's where...about...s.
"你的屁股很烂"
你的屁股痒痒了？ You're ass is happy？
不! No!
"你的任务很难"
他是说:"你这次去凶多吉少" He said:"Your assignment is an unhappy one".
我的"鞭"很长
好张贱嘴,下流的家伙 Nice potty mouth,dirtbag.
我是鞭长莫及,爱莫能助
扯远了,抱歉
是的,早就偏离主题了,谢谢你啊! Yes.Quite off topic,thank you very much.
我说英语好不好？ Why don't I just speak in English？
好主意,为什么不？ That would be a good idea,now wouldn't it？
我不必看错误的字幕 That way I wouldn't miss read the subtitles
以为你在讲下流话 making you it seem like you're saying that are dirty.
我遗憾你父亲失踪了,但我帮不上忙 I'm sorry to hear about your father.But I can't help you.
请原谅我.. Please excuse me.
我还有一个约会 I have another appointment.
顺道告诉你.. By the way...
我是金枪不倒
我是金枪不倒...才怪
罗拔头是骗我们的 Mr.Roboto is lying to us.
告诉我一点比较新鲜的 Tell me something I don't know.
我有一次跟一匹马接吻 I open mouth kissed a horse once.
-你说什么？ -你看你果然不知道吧! -Say what？ -That's something you don't know.
我间谍的直觉告诉我,我父亲在这幢楼内 My spider senses tells me that my father is still in this building.
你在外面把风,我要偷偷溜进去 You keep a look out.I'm gonna try to sneak in.
"奥斯汀保威溜进来了"
"知道了,长官"
"留意奥斯汀保威"
"芦笋"
快呀
霹雳劈
偶的神啊,我没看错吧
阿~嫁! Sha zam!
宝贝,快点 Come on,sugar.
"厂房"
是黄金会员与罗拔头 There is Goldmember and Roboto.
是的.将雷射丁放到我的交通工具里面 Yesh.Very impressive put Preparation H into my stooping transporten.
你需要这个来操作雷射丁 You need this to tone the tractorbeam.
这是黄金钥匙 It's a gold key.
自大的家伙! Smarty pants.
我们分头进行 Let's spread out.
黄金会员,快举手投降! Hands up,Goldmember!
是还债的时候了 It's payback time.
你若杀了我.. Sure you can kill me.
奥斯汀的父亲怎么办？ But then,what happens to Austin Powers' fassia？
爸爸! Dad!
是的!他将会有不幸的熔解意外 Yesh! And now he's going to have an unfortunate smelting accident.
爸爸,别担心!我就是来救你的 Don't worry dad! I'm here to rescue you.
我告诉你,上次你也是掉入这样明显的陷阱 May I point out,that last time around you fell into to an obvious trap.
那谁来阻止黄金会员呢 Now your're trying to save me instead of stopping Goldmember.
不会的,我不会让黄金会员逃掉的! Please,I'm not gonna let Goldmember get away!
奥斯汀,黄金会员逃掉了 Austin,Goldmember is getting away.
哈罗!哈罗!奥斯汀,你不替我介绍一下吗？ Hello,hello,aren't you gonna introduce us Austin？
霍丝,这是.. Foxxy,this is...
保威!耐玖.保威! Powers.Nigel Powers.
你是不是擦"明星花露水"啊？ Is that Eau de Fleuratia your wearing？
对啊,没错.. Yes,it is.
那就是身为女性应该有的味道 That's how a woman should smell.
尤其是像你这么美丽的女性 Especially one as beautiful as you.
我的天..都死到临头了还有闲情跟别人调情 My my...even in the face of danger you live up to your reputation.
快点解开! Get on with it!
我有一个好主意 I got an idea.
你的间谍车就只是一辆迷你车 Your spycar is a mini.
车子的大小不重要 It's not the size mate.
要看你懂不懂得"使用" It's how you use it.
你知不知道其实我已经想好逃走的路线了？ You know I would have found my way out,very well.
什么？我刚刚才救了你! What？ I saved your life!
听着 Listen.
那本来就是你的职责! Should have been doing your job!
噢,老兄,不客气~! Oh,your welcome,mate.
拜托闭上嘴然後赶快转弯! Shut up and turn around,please!
快跑! 是哥斯拉! Run! It's Godzilla!
它看起来像哥斯拉 It looks like Godzilla.
但根据国际著作权法..它不是 But due to International Copyright Laws...it's not.
我们应该赶快跑,它看起来像哥斯拉! Still we should run,like it is Godzilla!
不,它不是! Though it isn't.
黄金会员在那! There is Goldmember.
好 好,19,我是黄金会员,完毕 Greater greater one niner,this is Goldie van.Over.
这里是104,黄金会员,我是罗拔达奇, 104 there,Goldie van this is Rubber ducky,
你的1020怎样？完毕! what's your ten twenty？ Over.
我拿到了H标本,放在後车门里,护航车搞的不错,完毕! I've got Preparation H in rear and smoke in the barrel of my backdoor...Viva las convoy.Over.
是啊!都是仿自你的那台怪车.. Yee haa.Copy that you son of a bitch powder of monkeynuts.
达奇,打开舱门,我正要进入你的嘴巴,完毕! Open wide there Rubber ducky,I'm entering your mouth now.Over.
很好,黄金会员又逃掉了 Great,Goldmember got away.
现在怎么办？ Now what？
蛮明显的,我们应该强行进攻邪恶博士的巢穴 I think it's obvious,we should take Dr.Evil's lair by force.
-你可以当我的後援队,儿子 -後援队？ -You can be my backup,son.-Backup？
那不是要我屈尊俯就吗？ Well that's fairly condescending.
你觉得邪恶博士正期待一次攻击吗？ Do you think Dr.Evil's is gonna expect an attack？
我们应该渗透他的巢穴 We should infiltrate his lair.
这又不是我的第一次牛仔表演,小牛仔 It's aint my first rodeo,cowboy.
我们需要一些潜水衣,呼吸器,一些不知道为何发明的新玩意 We need commandos,scuba...gadgets for god sake.
我不喜欢用那些新发明 Well,I don't like to use gadgets.
除了在嘿咻的时候.. Outside the bedroom,I thank you...
你知道吗？你脑子可能进水了 You know.I think being frozen,damaged your brain.
真的？你怎么知道？ Really？ And how would you know？
我们甚至根本就没有相处过! This is the most time we ever spent together,since...ever!
儿子,你在说什么？ What are you saying,son？
那家的男孩学开车时,车上有机关枪在上面？ What boy learned to drive a car with machineguns on it？
或者想摘椰子时就开着直升机去摘？ Or had a helicopter you could fit in a nutsack？
你觉得你的瑞典奶妈荷嘉怎样？ What about you Swedish nanny,Helga？
噢,对了,荷嘉! Oh,yes,Helga!
我并不是雇她来煮饭的 Let's say I didn't hire her for the cooking.
她离开的时候,你都24岁了! She stayed on,until you were 24.
你我一直都是伙伴 We were mates you and I.
我不需要朋友! I didn't need a friend.
我要的是一位父亲! I needed a father.
你知道,我是冒生命危险来救你 You know I have risked my life trying to save you.
而且你仍然完全不尊重我 And you still don't give me any respect.
尊重？拜托 Respect？ Come on.
如果你要"面子",我就给你"面纸" If you got an issue,here's your tissue.
那并不好笑 That is not funny.
那么我们各走各的路吧？ Well,I suppose we better go our seperate ways then？
好吧 Fine.
奥斯汀的东京饭店套房
欢迎你加入日本的国防部 So.I've been assigned to welcome you to the Ministry of Defense.
这是我上司签署的感谢书,感谢你跟我们站在同一阵线 I have a letter from my director personally thanking you for switching sides.
我等不及要通知奥斯汀 I...can't wait to inform Austin of your defection.
噢,哈罗,巴索! Oh.Hello Basil.
是的,奥斯汀很快就会回来 Yes,Austin should be here any second.
是的,我正在奥斯汀的房间中 Yes,I'm in Austin's hotel room right now.
杀~杀~杀! Assasin!
你想杀我吗？ Try to kill me will ya？
你想跟我交朋友吗？ Oh.You wanna be friends,huh？
等一等 Wait a tick.
我不会再度落入你的圈套的! I'm not falling for that again!
但,至少我没有听他提起 But,at least he didn't mention it.
是的,我了解到他不能说话 Yes,I realize he can't talk.
听着,看起来邪恶博士对他并不好 Listen I think Dr.Evil treated him badly.
那可能就是他决定帮助我们的原因 And that's why he has decided to help us.
到这儿来,你个小贱人 Come back here,you little bugger.
嗯,我觉得奥斯汀和他一定可以处的不错.. Oh,yes.I'm sure Austin and Mini Me,will get along famously.
我保证,迷你米不会发生事故 I guarantee nothing will happen to Mini Me in my watch.
到这来,你个小贱人,逮到你了 Come here you bugger,I got ya.
噢,我想他与奥斯汀将会同心协力的, Oh,I think he and Austin will be united
在阻止邪恶博士的任务当中 in their commitment to the mission of stopping Dr.Evil.
奥斯汀,原来你在这里 Austin.There you are.
我来就是为了告诉你好消息 I have come to tell you the good news.
迷你米已经... Mini Me has...
弃暗投明了 switched sides.
小伙子,真对不起! Sorry about that,old chap.
欢迎你加入我们 Welcome aboard.
这是我的"痣"误 My mole stake.
你说什么？ What was that？
听着,把你的视线从"它"那里移开 Listen.Just get it out of you system.
-不,我很好 -我坚持 -No I'm fine.-I insist.
我们可以做的更好,只要你.. We could work together better if you just...
痣! Mole!
血痣! Bloody mole!
我们不应该讨论这颗血痣, We are not supposed to talk about the bloody mole,
但,有一颗血痣在这张脸上向我抛媚眼! but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face!
我要把它切开,而且切下来! I'm gonna chop it off,and cut it off.
然後做成一罐墨西哥梨酱! And make some guacamole!
-觉得好一点了吗？ -嗯 -Better？ -Yeah.
迷你米,你决定加入我们吗？ So you decided to join us,huh,Mini Me？
且欢迎你加入正义的一方,我的迷你弟兄 And welcome to the good side,my mini brother.
谢谢你提供博士潜水艇的地图 And thank you for the map for Dr.Evil's sub.
这是什么？ What's this？
它写说:"邪恶博士的雷射丁现已完工" It says:"Dr.Evil's tractorbeam is now complete"
"时间不多了,邪恶博士必须付出代价!" "there is not much time.Dr.Evil must pay!"
"你好漂亮" "You are so beautiful."
"你是不是天使的复制人？" "Are you a clone of an angel？"
你嘴真是甜啊! That is so sweet!
但我没有迷你复制人,我没有 But no my mini man,I'm not.
"你有没有复制人？" "Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you？"
是的,我很确定! Yeah I'm sure.
"你想不想要...？" "Would you like to...？"
你真厉害! Holy bugger!
一点也不好笑 That is so not funny.
好了,每个人准备要下水了 Okay,everyone prepare to dive.
这个车子可当潜艇使用 This spycar is also a submarine.
接通世界组织! Get me the World Organization.
邪恶博士,有什么事？ What is it,Dr.Evil？
先生们,几小时内,慧星会撞上北极,全球会有大水灾 Gentlemen.In a matter of hours a meteor will crash into Earth causing a global flood.
理所当然的,除非你付我... That is of course unless you pay me.
一亿,一十亿,一百亿.. 1 billion gezillion fefillion...
一千亿...日圆 million...yen.
我觉得你是在虚张声势 I think you're bluffing.
或许你想要的是证据证明？2号,请给我钥匙 Well perhaps you would like a demonstration？ Number 2 the key,please.
长官,邪恶博士不是在虚张声势 Sir,Dr.Evil is not bluffing.
我们的其中一个卫星正在脱离轨道 One of our satellites is falling out of orbit.
是那一个？ Which one？
看起来好像一对... It's the one that looks like a pair of...
甜瓜!大而多汁的甜瓜! Melons! Big juicy melons!
纯天然制品吗？ Are they nice and ferm？
嗯,不然你想咧？ Well,what do you think？
看那边! Look at that!
那个看起来像是一对巨大的.. It looks like a set of giant...
嗨,A和N你们两个都迟到了,我们要怎么排字嘛.. Hey,A and N you're late.How're we doin..
太阳神,往前冲! 看那边..那个让我想到.. Go Titans! Check it out.Those remind me of...
笨蛋! Boobs!
笨蛋加三级,不是吗？ Boobs,Ozzy？
这些电影制作人都是*_*笨蛋! These film makers is just *BEEP* boobs!
爸,你的意思是什么？ What do you mean,dad？
唉哟,他们都用一样*_*的笑话, Well they use the same *BEEP* jokes,
那些已经在"王牌大间谍"中用过的笑话 as they did in the last Austin Powers movie.
什么*_*笑话？ What *BEEP* joke？
你知道的,这些*_*笑话就是关于长且平滑的火箭, You know the *BEEP* joke about the long smooth rocket
看起来像某人的.. that looks likes some guy's...
强森(老二)! Johnson!
-是的,长官？ -有任何那个卫星的信号吗？ -Yes,sir？ -Any sign of that satellite？
没有,长官,它不见了 No,sir.It's gone.
先生们,你们听到我的要求了,和平! Gentlemen,you have my demands,peace out!
酷,宝贝.你看起来真是使人"性致"勃勃 Cool,baby.You look very switched on.
奥斯汀,谢谢你 Thank you,Austin.
迷你米,住手!後退!真下流!不要对她的脚"嘿咻" No Mini Me! Off! Bad! No humping!
邪恶博士,这个雷射丁制作的非常成功 Dr.Evil.In light of success of the device.
根据日本的商业传统,我应该有花红 It is japanese custom that I recieve a bonus.
花红？ A bonus？
这个想法不错,耶! That's good.Yeah.
丢给我一个奇怪的礼物! Throw me a freakin' bonus here!
从我是个小女孩以来,我已经很久没这么笑了,谢谢你! I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl,thank you!
噢,你不是开玩笑的啊 Oh,you're nok joking.
不,事实上如果你不打算给我.. No! In fact if you don't give me the bonus...
-嗨!大伙儿! -嗨!史考特,你好不好啊,小笨蛋？ -Hey guys! -Hey Scotty,how are you,sport？
-为何不让我来帮你"照顾"他？ -好吧 -Why don't you let me take care of this？ -Okay.
给我听一些邪恶的笑声 That's the evil laugh.
史考特! Scotty!
史考特.不要太骄傲 Scotty.Take it down a notch.
这只是迈向"邪恶"的一小步而已 It's creepin' a bit.
走吧 Let's go.
我们需要易容 We will need a disguise.
只有一套制服... There's only one uniform.
我们其中一个必须骑在另一个人的肩膀上 One of us has to go,on the other one's shoulders.
嗨,老弟,最近怎么样啊？ Hey there buddy how's it going？
真高兴见到你 Good to see,ya.
耶,耶...嗨! Yeah,yeah...hi!
哈罗,你好吗？ Hello.You alright？
是啊,很漂亮的帽子!非常好的帽子 Yes it's a good hat.Very good hat.
迷你米,走吧 Come on Mini Me,let's go.
这位先生,站住! Hold it right there,mister.
你真的以为可以逃避吗？ Did you really think that you could get away with this？
我真的以为能的 I did actually,yes.
每个新人都一定要被检验 Every new recruit must have a physical.
现在赶快进来,菜鸟! Now get in here sailor.
我需要你的一些尿液样本 I'm going to need an urine sample.
好的 Okay.
好的,然後... Okay,then.
哈罗 Hello.
然後我们往这里走 And here we go.
-很好 -是啊 -Terrific.-Yes.
好的,菜鸟,走到布幕後然後脱下你的衣服 Alright sailor.Go behind that screen and strip down to your skippies.
好的,我现在要走到布幕後面 Alright then,I'll just go to that screen.
布幕在那一边 Which is over there.
就在布幕的後面 Right behind that screen.
快点,拿出地图 Come on,hurry the map.
好了,在地图上有什么？ Okay,what's on the map.
我需要你的尿液样本 I'm going to need an urine sample.
去主舱室是往哪一条路？ Which way to the main chamber？
好,我知道了 Okay.So...sure.
医生,不好意思？ Excuse me,doctor？
在公开场合的确有点难,是不是？ It's difficult in public,isn't it？
迷你米,我们有影子,你看这样有影子 Mini Me,our shadows,we're casting a shadow.
怎么了,菜鸟？ What's wrong,sailor？
你应该去检查那个家伙! You should check that guy out!
这里到底他妈的在作什么？ What the hell is going on here？
举起双手! Hands up.
听到我说的吗？举起双手! You heard me,I said hands up!
你们两个都要! Both of you!
跟我走! Come with me!
迷你米,拿着地图,快走! Mini Me,the map.Go!
好吧,你捉到我了 Okay,you got me.
小巨人,你没事吧？ Are you alright,little man？
很好! Right on!
保威先生 Mr.Powers.
在我杀你之前,要不要看看我的天才计划？ Before I kill you.Perhaps you would like to see the genius of my plan.
请给我锁匙 Key,please.
是谁拿了？怎么了？去哪里了？ What the？ Who？ But how？ Where？
你在找这个东西吗？ Looking for this？
迷你米？ Mini Me？
好了,每个人都放下自己的武器 Alright,everybody,drop your guns.
因为霍丝.克罗百黛在这艘潜艇上 Because Foxxy Cleopatra is in the sub.
太棒了,霍丝,耶! Smashing,Foxxy! Yeah!
好了,邪恶博士 Alright,Dr.Evil.
终于到了这个地步 It has finally come down to this.
你,我,还有这支枪 You,me and the gun.
奥斯汀,你现在想干什么？ What are you going to do now,Austin？
爸爸？ Dad？
你来这里干嘛？ What are you doing here？
我将要结束这些事情,让它永不再发生 I gotta finish this off once and for all.
遗憾的是你恐怕没办法做到 I'm afraid you can't do that.
我必须保护我的儿子 I have to protect my son.
爸,我没事 Dad,I'm fine.
我不是讲你.. I'm not talking about you.
我讲的是─他 I'm talking about...him.
什么？ What？
邪恶博士不是你的儿子 Dr.Evil is not your son.
我才是! I am.
你们两个都是 You both are.
什么？ What？
那是第一次...一家大小出去渡假 It was our first...family holiday together.
我刚办完一件大案子 Just as I was finishing a case.
你妈带着你们两人去比利时 Your mother brought the two of you to Belgium.
我停车去小便 I stopped to have a tinkle.
而车子就... When the car...
但我父母死于车祸 But,my parents died in a car accident.
那不是意外 It was no accident.
那其实是蓄意谋杀 was an assasination attempt.
我还以为只有奥斯汀幸存 I though only Austin survived.
我早该告诉你真相的 I should have told you the truth earlier.
但那些比利时人,使你变的这么邪恶 But those Belgians,they made you so damn...evil.
这是理所当然的,因为比利时就在荷兰隔壁 Of course they share border with Dutch.
很有趣的故事,保威先生 Very interesting story,Mr.Powers.
理所当然的,我要等到看到事实以後再说 Of course,I'm gonna have to wait until I see all the facts.
爹地! Daddy!
爹地在这里,达奇 Daddy is here,Ducky.
达奇,达奇？ Ducky,ducky？
达奇,记得吗,达奇...？ Ducky remember,Ducky...？
爸爸,怎么了？ Dad,what's going on？
你决定怎么做了吗,奥斯汀？ What are you going to do Austin？
奥斯汀! Austin!
你确信你可以相信邪恶博士吗？ Are you sure you can trust,Dr.Evil？
他不是真正的坏蛋 He ain't heavy.
他是我的兄弟,宝贝,耶! He's my brother,baby,yeah!
我应该早点告诉你的,儿子! I should have told you this so long ago,son.
你真是让我引以为傲 I'm very proud of you.
你可以原谅我吗？ Can you forgive me？
我原谅你,父亲! I forgive you dad.
我是达奇!我是达奇! I'm Ducky! I'm Ducky!
噢,拜托好不好! Oh,come on!
我的意思是,一开始你嫌我不够邪恶 I mean first I'm not evil enough for you.
然後现在你却要变成好人？ And now you're gonna turn good？
听着,史考特 Listen,Scott.
你可以花一生精力 You can spend your whole life
试着来让父亲接受你.相信我! trying to win your parents acceptance.Believe me!
但最终你还是你自己,宝贝 But at the end of the day you just gotta do it for yourself,baby.
嗨,奥斯汀! Hey,Austin...
什么？ What？
我恨你 I hate you.
我恨你! I hate you!
虽然不认识你,但我也恨你 I don't even know you,but I hate you too.
我尤其最恨你! And I especially hate you!
你们必须付出代价 You'll pay.
你们全部人都必须付出代价 You'll all pay!
我必须指出,我的基因有点娘娘腔 I'd like to point out that no one else in my gene pool runs like a girl.
你们想的太美了,自以为是的笨蛋! Not so fast,smarty pants!
邪恶博士! Dr.Evil!
或许你不再想毁灭世界 You might not want to destroy the world.
但我要~! But I do!
"H 标本"的计划不会停下来的 Preparation H goes ahead as planned.
我要洪水泛滥地球! I got to flood the Earth!
你想的美,黄金会员 Think again,Goldmember.
噢,霍丝.克罗百黛 Huh,Foxxy Cleopatra.
对于杀了你的伙伴,我感到惭愧 It's a shame I had to kill your partner.
-你太倒楣了 -我太倒楣？ -Too bad for you.-Too bad for me？
你现在是不是觉得很倒楣啊？ How about too bad for you？
噢,不! Oh no!
我真幸运,我有备用的! Luckily I keep a spare.
每个人看着!我的"小弟"就是钥匙! Look everyone! My winky was a key!
天啊,该死的荷兰人! Oh dear,bloody Dutchman.
你死定了
霍丝,我来了! Foxxy,I'm coming!
别做傻事,否则我会开枪 Don't do anything stupid or the shooting begins.
奥斯汀,带达奇去吧,我待在这里当後援队 Austin,take Ducky I'll stay here and be your backup.
达奇,我们该怎么办？ Ducky,what do we do？
我并非真的是"邪恶天才" I'm not really a"hands on evil genius".
你一直都是那个最聪明的"邪恶天才"啊 Think you were always the smart one.
我可以使雷射丁的输入输出对调 I could re write the output capacity to the tractorbeam
但要从那上面的电线箱来调整 from one of the conduit boxes up there.
快点,我们走吧 Come on,let's go.
好啊!现在开始开枪了 Yesh! The shooting begins.
让我开枪吧! Let me shoot!
你知道吗,邪恶博士,我以前以为你是疯子 You know,Dr.Evil.I used to think you were crazy.
我知道! I know.
但现在我看到你的屁股,我觉得你不是 But now I can see your nuts.I thank you.
"冷核融控制板"
"请勿逆转电极"
快点! Hurry!
老巴,老巴,老巴,老巴,老巴 Fassia,fassia,fassia,fassia,fassia.
老巴,你听的见我的心声吗？ Fassia can you here me？
老巴,老巴... Fassia,fassia...
奥斯汀,干得好! Well done,Austin!
你又一次拯救地球 You saved the world again.
谢谢你 Thank you.
奥斯汀,你成功了! Austin,you did it.
是我们大家成功了! We did it!
是的,宝贝! Yeah,baby!
不好吗？我只是试试它的效果 No？ Just trying it on.
黄金会员,你被逮捕了,甜心 Goldmember,you're under arrest,sugar.
嗨,混蛋们!能不能先让我抽根烟,吃个饼什么的？ Hey assholes! Do I have time for a last smoke and a pancake or what？
我从荷兰来的!是不是很神奇啊？ I'm from Holland! Isn't that wierd？
是的,干的好! Yes,well done!
嗨,保威! Hey Powers!
肥佬包士德？ Fat Bastard？
你已经不再肥胖了! But you are not fat anymore.
我用的是潜艇堡断食法 I'm on the subway diet.
我已经减了180磅 I've lost a 180 pounds.
恭喜你,宝贝 Congratulations,baby.
谢谢你 Thank you.
只是有一些多馀的皮而已 I do have a little bit of excess skin though.
但不幸的,我的脖子就像是女人的那里一样 But unfortunately my neck does look like a vagina.
"奥斯汀.保威之泡妞贱谍"
恭喜了
谢谢
你没事吧？
奥斯汀 Austin.
谢谢你做的每件事 Thank you,for eveything.
真棒! Sha zam!
我会收拾你的,奥斯汀.保威! I'm gonna get you,Austin Powers.
"还有哦".. MORE TO COME...
他们都用同一个*_*笑话 Well they are using the same *BEEP* joke
都是用"王牌大间谍"里的笑话..噢,对不起 as they used in the last Austin Powers film...movie...oh I'm sorry.
他们都用这..这..什么... Well they are using the...the...what...
他们都用同一个笑话,当他们.. Well they are using the same joke,as they...
你的意思是...？ W...what do you mean？
笨蛋加三级,不是吗？ Boobs,Ozzy？
停... Stop...
别这样凯莉,你们不担心那些... Oh,don't start this Kelly,don't you worry about...
准备! On the mark!
准备？ On the mark？
我不喜欢我打开这个时的那些噪音 I don't like that noise I'm getting all turned on.
我的小球要开始跳舞了.. My testeron is going dancing...
离我远一点! Get off me!
他们说的那些关于你的是真的吗？ Is...is it true what they say about you？
"三脚架"？真的吗？我可以给你我的手机号码吗？ Kickstand？ Really？ Can I give you my cellphone number？
拜托？ Please？
女士们,先生们,伯特·拉赫先生. Ladies and gentlemen,Mr.Burt Bacharach.