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BATMAN: Welcome, fellow Batmen of all nations.

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I call this meeting to order.

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El Gaucho, please review the minutes from our last gathering.

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Sí, Batman.

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Our annual masked charity ball raised over 100 million Euros...

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...for the Retired Heroes Foundation.

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And at long last, the remodeling of our headquarters está completo.

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(SPEAKS IN SPANISH)

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Musketeer. 

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As you can no doubt see...

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...the six statues you commissioned of les Batmen sont arrivées.

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I didn't commission any statues.

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JOKER: The Batmen of all nations? Ha-ha-ha.

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None of you even look like bats.

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Let me show you how a real tribute society works.

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Introducing the Jokers of all nations.

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Get them, boys.

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(SPEAKS IN ITALIAN)

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(SPEAKS IN FRENCH)

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(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

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Wingman, look out.

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Almost forgot, Batsy. Brought you a little housewarming gift.

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There. The house feels warmer already.

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Huh?

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The hammers ofjustice will always pound straight the bent nails of evil.

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集名 翻译： 时间轴：食诞 校对：特效：

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Cool. Let's jump it on our bikes.

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I don't know, Chris. It looks dangerous.

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Don't be such a baby, Kyle.

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BOTH: It's Captain Atom!

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That's right.

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And those wires would have given you the shock of your life.

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For a superhero, this downed power line is child's play.

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But to a child, it's a death trap.

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CHRIS & KYLE: Gee, thanks, Captain Atom.

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Next time, be a hero by remembering you're not.

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Saving the youth of the world one public service announcement at a time.

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I didn't think it was possible, but he's worse than Booster Gold.

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Since he arrived he's proven arrogant, self-serving and cocky.

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Sounds like the JLI's newest member is going to fit right in.

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Quite the team you've assembled, Manhunter.

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Well, except for Batman here.

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- Excuse me? - Say what?

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The guy has no superpowers. Not even a lame one.

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And yet everyone here thinks he's the greatest superhero in the universe.

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Because it's true.

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Boom. You're dead. Boom. You're dead again.

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Boom, boom, boom. That's all it would take.

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Sir, you are crossing a line.

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Even the villains must buy into it, because otherwise...

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...he would have been squashed the moment he stepped out of Gotham.

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Your deluge of destruction is over, Despero.

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Your wicked winds wane tonight, Weather Wizard.

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Your sinister subterfuge ceases now, Star Sapphire.

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Your titanic tantrum of terror terminates tonight, Giganta.

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Guys, don't get me wrong.

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Batman would make an awesome cop.

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- Thanks. - But a superhero?

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Come on, that takes superpowers.

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Who is this guy?

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BATMAN: Former United States Air Force Captain Nathaniel Christopher Adams...

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...a.k.a. Allen Adams, a.k.a. Cameron Scott.

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He was atomized in a scientific experiment and acquired the power of super-strength...

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...flight and energy blast projection.

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Impressive.

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But he should try mixing a little humility with those superpowers.

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Like I do.

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The trouble alert.

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It's Major Force.

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And he's attacking the Pentagon.

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CAPTAIN ATOM: My old nemesis.

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Looks like I get to show you guys a real superhero in action.

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MAJOR FORCE: Listen up, maggots.

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I know it's here, so hand over the quantum vacuum.

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You jerks are about to get a face full of unfriendly fire.

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At ease, soldiers.

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As you weren't.

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Leave those privates alone, Major Force. And that's an order.

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Leave this to the heavy artillery, Batman.

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Out of the way. He's mine.

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Battling villains is no excuse for rudeness, chum.

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Nice recon, captain. This is just what I was looking for.

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Neptune's Beard. He's been reduced to...

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Just a man.

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Make that a dead man.

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You'll get yours later, captain. I have what I came for.

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We've got to go after him and get the quantum vacuum back. He's got my powers.

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Batman to J'onn, have the league intercept Major Force...

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...before he destroys Washington.

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 And beam us up to the tower.

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What? No

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Easy, Cap... Uh, Nate.

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Let the league handle this.

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You have bigger fish to fry.

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This is what was stolen, a prototype quantum vacuum...

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...which taps into the same energy field as you and Major Force.

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He can use it to absorb any form of nuclear-level power...

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...until he's virtually unstoppable.

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I'll prepare the Watchtower to hold Major Force for the authorities...

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...once the league apprehends him. - What can I do?

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In your compromised condition, it's best if you confine yourself to quarters.

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Hey, I can get by without powers no problem.

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He does it.

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How hard can it be?

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Let me give you a hand with that lead-lined dampener.

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Careful there, champ.

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These things are heavier than they look.

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Don't want you to hurt yourself. 

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Okay, Dad.

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BOTH: It's Martian Manhunter.

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AQUAMAN: Good catch, my chartreuse shipmate.

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Aquaman is right, Nate.

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You're going to have to learn to accept your new limitations.

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And like you always say:

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"Next time, be a hero by remembering you're not."

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I've just become my own PSA.

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Now let's see what this baby can do.

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Booyah.

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They're gonna have to start calling me General Force now.

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Time to cause a little collateral damage.

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And how's Earth's formerly mightiest mortal doing?

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Try to stay positive, old man.

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Why don't you fix yourself a sandwich? Food always puts me in a better mood.

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Aquaman, we need to, um...

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Perhaps l... 

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I've got it.

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I have the power.

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What's happened to me?

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 - It's okay, Nate.

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Now I know how you must feel.

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Like a total loser.

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Typical.

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Wait. I need help. Show me how you do it.

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Please?

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BATMAN: This is the Justice League training room.

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Here, through holographic simulations...

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...you will learn to rely only on your wits and intestinal fortitude.

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We'll start with the typical level of threat I encounter on day-to-day patrol.

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Good, because I can handle anything you can dish out.

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Then open wide.

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Oh, yeah. Let's dance, Darkseid.

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Boom. You're dead.

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I wasn't ready.

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Let's dial it back to something a little more street level.

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Bring it on.

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Grundy, when I'm through with you, you're gonna wish you never died.

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Unh. Huh?

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Third time's the charm, right?

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Drop the loot, punk. Before l...

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I'm useless.

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You're up, Aquaman.

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I'm on it.

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Don't let your repeated and crushing defeats get you down, old chum.

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Why, taking a savage beating is part of being a hero.

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Yeah, a C-list, no-power-having loser hero, maybe.

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Is Batman a C-lister?

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Is that what you think? Poppycock.

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He knows how to take a beating.

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Never giving up until he wins. And why?

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Because he has heart, and heart is the only superpower you need.

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Super-breath can come In fire, frost or just plain bad

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Shrinking's a power But it's kind of sad

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Shifting shape into a snake Can give folks quite a fright

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But only your heart Will win us the fight

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There's portal creation And astral projection

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Telekinesis and dead resurrection

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With mind control you're on a roll

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And if you're lucky, flight

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But only your heart Will win us the fight

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Who are you? Just a man or a superman?

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The man we turn to for the plan?

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Who are you? Just a man or a superman?

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The man we need to take a stand

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There's time travel Stretching and even wall crawling

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A sonic scream helps you With your bad-guy brawling

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Fists of steel can make you feel An increased sense of might

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But only your heart Will win us the fight

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Who are you? Just a man or a superman?

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The man we turn to for the plan?

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Who are you? Just a man or a superman?

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The man we need to take a stand

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What was that?

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I call it "Aquaman's Rousing Song of Heroism."

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Uh...

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You don't look roused.

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Aquaman, Nate.

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The JLI located Major Force.

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I trust he was taken down without much of a fight.

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I'm afraid it's not Force who's gone down.

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I'm coming with you.

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No, we have an important task for you on the Watchtower.

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Monitor duty.

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But what about "Your heart will win you the fight"?

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That was just a song. This is real life, man.

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Your fission-fueled frenzy is over, Major Force.

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I'm commandeering the world's military might, Batman.

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You grunts can volunteer to serve my cause or become casualties of war.

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Grunt?

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You're talking to the king of the sea.

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Ha! That's showing him.

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Uh-oh.

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Ugh. He's mopping the floor with them.

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Time to wave the white flag, heroes.

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Huh?

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Not bad. For a civilian.

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Do you really think you can defeat me without any power?

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No, but I can defeat you with too much power.

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You're on overload, major.

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Now this is more like it.

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Wholloping white whales. He's back.

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A soldier is supposed to serve his country.

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You don't deserve to call yourself major.

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You handled yourself like a real hero out there, captain.

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But I hope you learned a valuable lesson from losing your powers.

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Boy, did I.

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And it's a lesson I'll be passing on to others.

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Come on, I'll race you across.

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KYLE: I don't know. That ice doesn't look too safe.

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Don't be such a scaredy-cat, Kyle.

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KYLE: Chris!

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CHRIS & KYLE: It's Captain Atom!

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That's right. And that water would have put you on ice.

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You don't have superpowers...

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...and that makes you some of the most fragile...

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...and pathetic organisms in the whole universe.

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Trust me, I know.

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BOTH: Gee, thanks, Captain Atom.

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Next time, be a hero by remembering you're not.