maybe you are looking particularly
voluptuous tonight kind of crazy for you
to be leaning against my desk like that
people will think that we're not getting
any work done so wanted to go to your
office and in ten minutes
meet me in the storeroom on the 31st
floor I'll say I need more manila folder
I'll get the key from the mailroom boy
I am the mailroom boy it's really cold
outside but it's woman here which is why
I like to wear this light cotton dress
summer dress really no matter how hot
they turn up the heat
normally I sweat a little even if you
run your fingers on the arch of my back
taste my mouth with your tongue
to light some address you click on
wearing nothing at all
you
someone coming down the hallway no no
one ever comes in this room yes they do
they're coming up for supplies mail
envelopes paper clips no one has a key
my supervisor had the key she catches me
here with you a little throw a fit on my
job who cares
I'll use my job
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you
but you're just back off it's on
didn't you have a bra no I didn't
that was close was it you were there you
saw it that was very close close doesn't
count for anything Billy was saying
snowball
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you
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you
so the pilot he has no idea where it is
I mean this guy's confused eating to be
some sort of ballerina or something he's
dancing around and the doctors just
shaking him shaking him saying do you
know where you are and the guy opens up
his eyes and says where I look like a
pickle
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[Laughter]
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I'm feeling it if you were coming Oh hit
me views views from very very high flora
30-foot windows on the river huge
gallery sounds like a classic court
apron 2,500 square feet great family
apartment with 24-hour doorman I could
really go for that nursery for new baths
and kitchen part River and city views 16
by 45 foot living room with WBS Debbie
BFF again a wood-burning fireplace with
burning fireplace three bedrooms three
baths of course a maid's room that's
very important alright did you say
something about the foundation of the
building of course not it never says
anything about stuff like that well come
on it's very important I mean it's a
curtain wall hung off reinforced
concrete slab maybe that's no good to me
quit stalling okay eight hundred
thousand seven seventy five is very
impressive that's right so I don't you
bring on something hard huh it's a
little difficult form your little
challenge okay okay here we go
large l-shaped studio lots of closets
extremely sunny nine hundred and fifty
square feet without the best offer all
right
there's obviously something wrong
they're emphasizing closets and Sun to
compensate 110 seventy-five no you sure
all right all right all right here I'll
give you one okay all right you turn
just listed g/mol design Katz loop four
foot six old raft ass cabin extra clean
about
you're not playing fair you can learn it
think about it it would be great you and
I the line of the horizon stretching out
as far as we could see your charter
cruises for tourists off the Florida
Keys yeah yeah but not just cruises
fantasy vacations
you know like pirate voyages Columbus's
discovery you know shit like that people
eat that shit up well you make a fortune
you need a lot of money to start
something like that bill no you don't
you just get these little seed money and
things are starting to happen for me at
work yeah you're really going places
you're really moving up in the world yet
are you chat with Arthur today was with
this Arthur shit he's harmless he's got
a wife a house maybe some kids now where
does this guy live anyway Scarsdale
Larchmont how the hell should I know
that way you did it huh why's that what
you did it though you're fucking your
fucking minute fucking house in
Scarsdale shut up bill what's going on
truth you want the truth okay you want
the truth I'll tell you the truth the
truth is I haven't had sex with anyone
in six months bill not with Arthur not
with you not with anyone it's 12 times a
year Billy a few hours of 12 times a
year and our next chance you're spending
with your brother
Billy I love you more than anything in
the world but if your problem means that
we can't have a child together I just
can't take it anymore
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sorry oh I wish listen
maybe maybe you should just go ahead and
sleep with this guy I love you I want to
sleep with you I don't want you to leave
me I'm here I'm not going anywhere I
want things to be all right
I want them to be the way they were
before I love you more than is humanly
possible I'd go to hell for you and let
the devil scrape out my phone with his
fingernails what yeah no I gotta go I
gotta go I'll call you later okay bye
Spencer
we have a deadline to meet here okay I
want those numbers by three o'clock hi
that's a very pretty skirt so do you
think about what we talked about I gave
it some thought
yep good cuz I see big things in your
future big things huh mmm big thing
wasting away mister besides I have some
very sound advice about how to move up
in this company things we can't discuss
here
sure okay
okay but this is business right strictly
business
okay tonight there and no um shut up how
about Friday
Friday's Good Friday after work it is
okay
hello the game last night huh yeah
almost kill you every time they're going
nowhere this year don't you think no hey
hey I uh I saw you before talking to
Selma brunette chick that's your
girlfriend my girlfriend yeah no that's
not my girl I'm pretty much spoken for
pretty much yeah
what are they doing construction up at
11:00 no no no hey you think I could
ever get girl like that sure why not
I mean you're a good-looking guy but
takes money no you gotta have money show
these girls I'm right yeah you you must
be rolling in it here huh well I ain't
hurtin God I mean yeah taking her out
Friday night so take it easy hey go get
it kill it
hun I've got some bad news I don't think
I'm going to be able to make it to your
mother's this weekend I know I know I
know I promise I know but what can I do
I know honey I know but what can I do
I'm absolutely swamped here
don't touch it no thank you I'm swamped
I know honey
I know I know I know so the bartender
leans across the bar and he says how
about a how about a monkey for your
banana no they said it I screwed it up
ha ha ha wait he says how about a banana
for your monkey I don't forget I hate
you
that's a very pretty dress I've been
thinking that all night
perfecto really I mean it
hey you're not having a drink or no that
make you uncomfortable take advantage of
me will you hey you weren't kidding when
you said you'd like to read hmm got a
lot of books I admire the intellect I
really do I personally find stifled
minds
you've asked for painful everybody so
what would you prefer having I don't
know how about another great one more do
you mind
well you're not gonna take advantage of
me are you
it's very decent of you to have me up
here mrs. Jessica aren't you many decent
people around these days
decent is a very subjective term
I've been thinking about that wait I
have a light I'm married I have a wife
hmm
I think I just feel so good you should
know that before we you know really I
mean look I don't we I don't want to
hurt anybody you do mm-hmm
because I feel like I've gone through
this far already I mean I have a
boyfriend
oh you do mm-hmm mm-hmm little thing
where's it Borgan live me here yeah well
what times usually at home
Oh 5:30 what it's almost 10:00 I want
marks okay so don't you nervous that
he's gonna come home he's in Maryland
[Laughter]
Wow honey I'm home cool Alfred
hey lie don't mind if I lock this door
dear I always still will more relaxed
with a walk door it's good to feel
relaxed isn't it Archie oh my god oh oh
look man I had no idea that this was
your girlfriend I'm Jesus hey no problem
there's probably someone out there
screwing your woman - you're probably
right there probably is but look we were
not screwing I mean it was not nothing
okay
nothing all right I'm terribly sorry
apology accepted
okay but you sure hey don't forget this
oh Anthony do you mind telling me why
you took those pictures yes yes I do
right terribly sorry it's the door is
like locked or jammed it's locked
oh can I have the key
[Applause]
can I have the key guys gonna go to my
house and tell me what to do that's rich
can I please have the key what's going
on here no chess checkers or shall we
solder lies you this is great
you ready fucking caveman come on give
me the fucking key man I said can I have
the key please no you said give me the
fucking key man give me the fucking key
man give me the key there here you see
that give it a day max give it a fucking
day rocks or you give it a fucking day
guys
give it a mess
fucking tasty fuck off fuck I'm sorry
Billy
baby I love you more than is humanly
possible I love you more than my own
life I would go to hell for you
and I would let the devil scrape out my
soul with his fingernail I love you too
Billy
yeah
you okay there okay there yeah hold on
I don't know everything's fine we're
just out a little job playing a little
game so how's the matter with you you
know what time it is
what are my tips god damn it sorry kids
example Crispin tell you so quickly okay
Julie what are you doing bill I thought
if you look at these he's a beautiful
handmade in England English hand cutouts
very nice must be a month's rent here
let's stop it
I'm just curious that's all you can't be
tying him up like this yeah you seem
pretty tied up with him before what was
it huh just I just tell me was always as
money is powers job what I'm interested
just thanks Billy I never should have
this is nothing funny
this isn't funny this is wrong it isn't
wrong Jess plenty of things are wrong
this is not one of them
I need you to help me
maybe he's looking particularly
voluptuous tonight
remember when we first met there was
this terrible accident two cars collided
it was blood everywhere I was terrified
he was shaking it'll be to sweat clean
between your breasts he took me by the
arm he told me I needed a drink dude you
wanted to take me to dinner but I was
already late a wealthy Moroccan was
waiting for me
Moroccan took me dancing cologne was so
strong it really made me dizzy and his
friends showed up the champagne was
being poured we were laughing and then
you came over to the table left us
excited yeah made it dance Moroccan got
angry he threatened him yes
and take you before the local courts
next day threw myself on the mercy of
that court pleaded innocent by reason of
insanity tell me you're insane from the
first moment you laid eyes on me I know
what I was doing you told me that you
loved me and will always love me what
you promised me that you loved me for
the rest of my life
hey hey you hungry
alright now you like some Chinese food
you
Phil c'mere minute yeah we gonna do that
Arthur we can't just keep you here why
not
I'm not kidding bill give me their mind
I go to prison for this
excuse me
cab are a few bucks in my jacket pocket
sit right there my jacket pocket sit
there in the right
it sounds good oh you freaking long
enough to okay you wanted to know about
these like we should talk egg rolls
fried rice cooking
you're still here good news on that
you're hungry
wrong-o such a baby
hungry mmm come on ah I got this food to
you and you're going to eat it one way
or the other
eat it oh he did wrong eat it fuck did I
buy it for anyway
why are you doing this to me bill that
light you Arthur
we both like you then why are you
terrorizing me
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what's the plan my father built that
guess what my father did for they he was
a sailor no he was a baker he stood in
front of an oven all day long she's
wasting away fucking jerk my brother
first mate in the Merchant Marines open
sea Arthur that's freedom that's great
it's great can I go home now
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bill what's the plan here the way I
understand it Arthur is that you and
your lovely wife leaving a big house in
a Scarsdale or a large amount of stuff
like that right to stop me if I'm
barking up the wrong tree here but I
don't think that she is gonna like any
of these photos I mean sure the use of
negative space is nice but I think the
content might upset her this was a setup
huh you and Jessica no Arthur no he's
just me Jessica thought I was away she
really wanted to talk about this and
then of course she really want to fuck
you but I don't
so I'd like to offer you a deal you give
me a loan and I give you these bosses
what do you say alone
yeah I'm not greedy are to $300,000 just
enough to put a down payment on a
sailboat so I can charter cruises for
rich fucks like you bill I would like to
help you out I mean I would and I I
would but I don't have that kind of
money
Arthur please you must have that much in
your checking account alone no no bill I
don't have it I don't have that kind of
money
I don't besides my wife won't go for it
she'll know it's a setup she won't buy
it she will buy it and she will divorce
him
and then you'll lose your job because
you work for her daddy fuck you
let's see what your bank has to say
about poverty
okay come on let's take a ride down the
information superhighway yo Jessica hey
how you doing where's my little buddy
Arthur
I heard the big date was tonight big
date listen the big date was business
how about Hell can you only have 75
thousand dollars in your bank accounts
look okay please I mean I hope you get a
bank loan or something I really will and
I can do that I can help you but please
you're gonna wipe me out please go
you make this back in no time I'll pay
you back I really will
once the boat is possible hell I even
baby back compounded interest for you
sign it Arthur
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oh sorry about yelling like that have a
drink or like a drink you know this
money is going to do us much more good
than it ever would have done you to new
beginnings
what if I were to tell you that it's
been over six months since Jessica and I
had made love could not because we
didn't try we did doesn't work then went
right
until tonight with you here would you
say
I would say that that happens to lots of
guys
has it happened to you has it happened
to me no it's never happened to me but I
know that it's normal so you say I'm
normal sure you know you're perfectly
normal
you're damn right I'm normal you know
the first two years we live in this
apartment we spent the whole time in bed
making love we never left the room we
should call in to work be sick say we
had the flu or influenza or a scarlet
fever
we didn't care we didn't eat and we
didn't care about time you can get the
report straight from me okay
we had a very lovely time Arthur went
home good night
I think it's gonna work out because I
mean looks like things are getting
better already
I so glad that you said that because
realizing that I really need a friend we
both need a friend sorry I took so long
oh that's okay gave us time to uh get to
know each other a little better
a few drinks you laugh good cuz this
morons from the office cornered me
you're supposed to go meet John if
things didn't go well Jess this guy
knows he's here yes no problem I told
him that Arthur and I had a very nice
dinner and then Arthur went home and now
it's just you and I alone so things all
right now everything is fine you
enjoying yourself Arthur can I go home
now bill I want to go home I'm sorry
okay I can't catch a check-in till
Monday in the meantime it's nice to have
a friend
hey Dad I'm fine
are you sick or something
no why don't you come in a minute I'm
doing an ovulation predictor test no now
that we're having sex again I want to
make sure that I can get pregnant
tonight come on Jess what what deal wit
what's wrong with you nothing
I scream what are we doing Jessica I'm
getting a little scared here okay
can you untie the ropes please look
Arthur everything is gonna be okay I
promise
Jessica please just on time I can't do
that yes you can no I can't as you can I
can't do that why not because I don't
want to Jessica you have to want to
you're a normal person like me you
please just untie these ropes I can't we
need you here Arthur look everything is
going to be okay it's all gonna be over
soon okay - my scream
you could always adopt well I'm glad
you've been paying attention
you want to yes
Arthur do you know that about one out of
every six pregnancies and then
miscarriage bill hadn't he thought it
was all his fault that we shouldn't have
had sex while I was pregnant what do you
think about that so what about you what
wanted to tell me how you rose to become
the boss's son-in-law I tell you about
my life Lea let me go all right why
don't you let me tell it you find the
perfect firm you marry the boss's
daughter becomes VP I bet you had the
whole thing planned for years actually
that's not true at all
after college I thought about going to
graduate school to study Victorian
poetry I had won a major writing award
in college it was called the Hillman
award and it brought a cash prize of 65
cents this was not much of an incentive
for a career in the arts so here I am
maybe I could read some of your stuff
sometime mostly garbage I bet she
doesn't think so
Oh your wife I bet she thinks you're
wonderful well she wasn't much of a
critic bullshit bullshit she's the only
one that matters Jessica can you untie
these your boyfriend tie them too tight
Jessica Jessica
Jessica can you untie me huh
just one arm Jessica just one arm please
Arthur can't we talk about something
else maybe your writing or your career
anything let's go no we can't look I
can't move here I can't even move okay
please Arthur no Jessica please come on
please
okay I can't stay here all day
I can't I can't take it anymore okay
here just so we can get it up Arthur
shut up shut off the shop
well it's hard it's always miss Hill to
be trapped in a room with a couple of
done wielding pervert
well mr. Wilkins you won't have to
endure much more of this okay because
pretty soon you can leave here you can
go back to your boring business and your
boring little wife how dare you call my
wife boring she's intelligent she's
sensitive she's beautiful she's
everything that you're not fuck yeah
fuck you miss Hill fuck you you wouldn't
understand anything about our
relationship
Oh what about your relationship would I
not understand what's so different
nothing there's nothing different about
it there's nothing different or weird or
twisted it's just two people who care
about each other come on Arthur is that
why you came to my apartment tonight
Wow holy cow its another home run baby I
love you I'm sorry I got angry I'm
really glad you want to get pregnant oh
I love you too Billy baby you are
looking particularly voluptuous Aziz
maybe you think I'm lying I would not
lie about a thing like that
mmm hey art nothing like a nice wet kiss
huh
a nice wet kiss from a beautiful woman
isn't she beautiful
isn't she I look how beautiful she is
you know from the moment we met I had an
aching because I found you're so
painfully beautiful the most beautiful
woman on the face of this earth it is
she beautiful officer Billy the test is
positive
baby I love you more than humanly
possible I would go to hell for you and
I would let the devil scrape out my soul
with his fingernails
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sit down in the chair Arthur our third
you can't go yet oh no you won't you'll
be you can't you don't touch each other
without me I don't wanna hurt you Arthur
but I will if you don't sit down in that
chair oh you won't you King Arthur
Arthur shit loud nice shot
Thanks
somebody's gonna call the cops
yeah we better get out of here how did
he get out of it I tied a double hitch
knot I feel kind of sorry for him you
know I know you do Billy
but I didn't force him to come did I I
mean he came because he wanted to that's
true he has a wife and he still came
she's probably gonna come looking for
him soon we should get out of here
octagon no Chloe fuck oh shit
34 oh my gosh go sometime sunglass I got
it okay Oh shucks the dogs topic nothing
on the line of course you are you
fainted blanks gonna come for a bit Oh
Oh kidnapper had a farm eieio whoa whoa
whoa on that farm he had some pigs eieio
shut up policemen here and a policeman
there here's a cop there a cop
Oh God so we'll going on a family
vacation huh are we going on a family
vacation I think we are going on a
family vacation bill don't you shit off
much longer
when are we gonna get there after go to
the bathroom how much longer how much
longer you shut up
just call me jr. you know this can
really fuck me up you know watching mom
and dad's sex it up come on Arthur I
wanted to relax take it easy have drinks
oh my god you cross state lines with a
hostage and it opened bottle of booze
the feds are gonna be asking us that's
the ID I'm talking about that's the real
thing Jessica the real thing you Billy
Billy Boy ow ow
Oh are you trying to make me look bad
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okay oh wow
not broken
to be together don't do it so tight oh
no it's too tight okay how do you let me
know what it's loosen up again forget it
let me look at that cut it's okay that's
good that's good thank you I'm gonna go
to the gas station get some for this
chin hurry back
I love you baby
let me fix you up why don't you just let
me go I promise I won't go to him day
out out sorry I promise we won't get you
in any trouble did you head back stop
the bleeding I said I want you to know
that you changed our lives and
measurably ah oh and I'm really grateful
let's just go away huh forget about this
whole thing and I want to thank you too
because you know now
hey I may become pregnant do you really
want to have a family with him huh
I mean you deserve somebody call
somebody normal
Jess he is normal Arthur actually he's
really quite loving and he's gonna be a
great father great father and he's gonna
have his boat oh yeah the boat let me
ask you just where do you and a child
fit in with the boat it'll work out
great I can handle all the business and
babies love water you know that your
wife knows that your loved one
does she want to have children wife
stop talking nothing's like that a long
time ago really is that why you cheat on
her I'm sorry
sorry hi Arthur you're going to go home
soon okay offered on Monday bill will
cash your check and then you can go home
and you can give your wife a big hug
again and maybe I'll be pregnant and
maybe you can have a second chance too
yes let me ask you
after them gone yeah
do you really think that bill will be
able to you know
without me man did I find a great
supermarket down the way
look at these extensive inventory Hey
what a motel how many many faces to
fight just my son
good because I would hate for you to be
uncomfortable listen maybe give the deal
Monday we call in sick all right
Tuesday we call them sick forget about
the whole week we call in sick
we'll come we have a flu or influenza
let's call it even
bill yes what about me do I call in sick
too no you shut up
hey Bill sweetheart okay
okay let's go where you going are we
going I want to go I don't want to
come on get out
fine all right great bill walk
walk
Arthur walk
let me say the general
walk
[Music]
Oh feels great dad doing fine why
because it relieves tension I do it all
the time go ahead boys I know you'll
shoot me what would be the logic connect
with the right screen with my screams
recover the gunshot you have a very good
imagination he took me out here to kill
me right then I'm not going to kill you
Arthur
unless you want me I'm going to cash
that check and then you're out of here
but if you ever tell anyone about this
or if I ever see you again
if I ever hear from you again then I
will definitely kill you
you understand me
good
ah
you all right
can you chair she's still fit Jess you
all right babe all right Jess look oh
really oh yeah I need you to do me a
little favor
sure anything I sort of have a craving
you do yeah yeah for an apple pie we
have vanilla ice cream I'd really love
some apple pie no that's okay I can get
it myself
no no I'll get I'll get for it
Thanks and really times
I love you Billy
I love you too
you know never met time to escape this
case yeah that's it this is hurry Arthur
go just go hurry Jessica come with me
get out of here I'm letting you go no I
can be decent we can be decent together
you're proposing that you and I run off
together you still want me even after
all this
yes what are you doing Arthur don't you
want to be free
yes Jessica I do well then go go back to
your wife and your job in your house I
can be free with you we can be free
together you don't even know what you
have apple pie right thanks
Wow looks great - fire sir
you're gonna let him go he doesn't want
to go Billy
you asked him you're really tired
okay I just want to go to sleep so you
want to stay with that something good
boy Joseph home Arthur a poem yeah one
your favorite let's see
there be none of beauty's daughters with
a magic quite likely and like music on
the waters is thy sweet voice to me
kenaz if its sound were causing the
Charmed oceans pausing the waves life
still and gleaming and the lulled winds
seem dreaming baby
you are looking ticularly voluptuous
tonight maybe think I'm long but I
wouldn't lie about a thing like that I
never
[Music]
was that what you winked at me why why
did you win to me I'm just doing my job
Phil that's sick
[Music]
she looks at him and she says papi can
you put your glasses on so I can see you
better
she needed his eyes so she could see oh
great
kids are so great kid you're great good
is it checkmate you know isn't that
effective cannot check painfully obvious
was winning you know is it I don't think
you understand the situation here we're
not here for your entertainment that is
not what's going on here
checkmate only you still want to be
entertained art no ha ha ha should I
shoot you in the head that would be
entertaining le no no would you find
that more interesting if I shot you
through the fucking head Arthur would
you
what do what don't be such a bully I'm
not being a bully
I am trying to play chess I am trying to
relax huh honey
Constance comment from the peanut
gallery are praising my concentration
and I cannot win without my cousin Tyson
- so you win I'm going to go pay for
tonight tomorrow I'm going to cash the
check and then we're on
[Applause]
sorry not your fault
he can't stand to lose I just not
it's a really nice guy be his friend
again Arthur it's nice being your
friends yes
look let me just tell you when we were
in your apartment and we were kissing
and everything you know I just want to
tell you that you know I felt I don't
take that too casually very nice
so my marriage is over like we haven't
lived together for a month we haven't
told anybody you know we kept it a
secret we thought it would break her
father's heart let me just find some
excuse to fire me
I'm so sorry my go away with me where
would we go
you mean you go with me
[Music]
so how does it feel to be a rich man
bill great hell
so go get out what are you talking ah I
don't understand what's going on here
I'm walking I'm walking please no no no
time to go Artie Scott you know you both
need me that's the thing I don't really
need anymore
let's go no I don't believe this
go go Korsak please give me the gun
no Arthur please no no no no no no
Jessica's coming with me yeah no Arthur
what do you mean no you want to well
Arthur I'm sorry
Oh No Arthur Arthur give me that gun and
go home no no no no no I don't have a
home I got nothing it's just stupid
Arthur what's your plan Arthur
don't you love your name you'll get in
the chair get that fucking chair are you
gonna shoot me Arthur huh they're gonna
shoot me then do it fucking shoot me
then Arthur don't be a fucking favor
please
maybe the devil has scraped out my soul
with his fingernails and I've got
nothing left to give you really don't
you love me anymore baby I love you now
and I love you always I love you for the
rest of my life
you