×ÖÄ» Say something.
×ÖÄ» Can we... Can we get out of here?
×ÖÄ» I'll try and explain.
×ÖÄ» -Is it much further? -I don't recognize anything.
×ÖÄ» I haven't been here since I was little.
×ÖÄ» I cannot believe Auntie Joan left it to me.
×ÖÄ» It is such a beautiful cottage.
×ÖÄ» No signal, ergo, no maps, y'all.
×ÖÄ» Too many people rely on maps.
×ÖÄ» Like, we should just trust our intuition a bit more.
×ÖÄ» - No signal here either. -Oh, bugger!
×ÖÄ» I meant to call Helen.
×ÖÄ» She would kill me if I don't check in, with her bare hands.
×ÖÄ» She really could.
×ÖÄ» -Why didn't she come with us? -Oh, she hates the countryside.
×ÖÄ» She says, "Once you live in the city, why go backwards?"
×ÖÄ» Ooh, erm...
×ÖÄ» Well, it's definitely smaller than I remember.
×ÖÄ» Hmm...
×ÖÄ» Anything else different?
×ÖÄ» Well, it's a beautiful view.
×ÖÄ» We could grab some firewood,
×ÖÄ» set up with a few drinks, make a night of it.
×ÖÄ» Yeah!
×ÖÄ» Or we could check into the
×ÖÄ» nearest boutique hotel for a hot stone massage.
×ÖÄ» Come on, Luke. We'll drink
×ÖÄ» till it feels like we're sitting on chairs.
×ÖÄ» Yeah, and we can sleep on the planet's surface,
×ÖÄ» like we do every night.
×ÖÄ» I'm sorry, what now?
×ÖÄ» Just the spectacle of you
×ÖÄ» having to go without your creature comforts.
×ÖÄ» What is that supposed to mean?
×ÖÄ» You're the only guy I know that wears more than one moisturizer.
×ÖÄ» Er, no, I wear one moisturizer,
×ÖÄ» one advanced cell-structure buffer,
×ÖÄ» and one post-shave hydrator. That's three lots of ones, so...
×ÖÄ» Looks like some old tarpaulin over there we could use.
×ÖÄ» All right. That's settled.
×ÖÄ» Me and Frankie will go into town and get extras.
×ÖÄ» Ooh, I'll come, too. Get some signal to call Helen.
×ÖÄ» Oh, Dyl, could you help me get the tarp out the back?
×ÖÄ» -Hello. - Here they are.
×ÖÄ» -Right, who wants a drink? -Sounds good.
×ÖÄ» Can't. Off the booze. Got to keep my sperm quality up.
×ÖÄ» Why don't we do some mushrooms instead?
×ÖÄ» You do know that alcohol is actually fruit that's rotted.
×ÖÄ» -Like... like, these are fresh. -They're the healthy choice!
×ÖÄ» No, thanks. I'm, er... I'm watching my weight.
×ÖÄ» Hmm?
×ÖÄ» Can I ask, is everything okay between us?
×ÖÄ» Yeah, of course. Why?
×ÖÄ» Because ever since that girl's party when we...
×ÖÄ» you know...
×ÖÄ» I don't know, it feels...
×ÖÄ» feels like things are a bit off with you in general.
×ÖÄ» I mean, what's Frankie about?
×ÖÄ» I think she's about 21.
×ÖÄ» Well, she doesn't really seem to be your type.
×ÖÄ» Well, my type's been a disaster, and I don't...
×ÖÄ» I don't have to think about Frankie,
×ÖÄ» so that just... That seems easier.
×ÖÄ» Easier than being yourself?
×ÖÄ» Yep, that's the idea.
×ÖÄ» I don't know. I think that's kind of sad.
×ÖÄ» I like your old self.
×ÖÄ» I sort of...
×ÖÄ» loved those things about you.
×ÖÄ» And... I know things move on, that's fine, but...
×ÖÄ» Well, don't get rid of all your good things.
×ÖÄ» I...
×ÖÄ» I think what you're saying
×ÖÄ» is you think I should propose to Frankie.
×ÖÄ» Yeah.
×ÖÄ» What's so important about calling your wife?
×ÖÄ» I have to check in, in case her internal temperature changes.
×ÖÄ» We're trying for a baby.
×ÖÄ» Oh, I had a bar! We should reverse and try find it.
×ÖÄ» -We'll be in town soon. -No, no, but it was a bar!
×ÖÄ» A delicious bar of signal!
×ÖÄ» -Everything all right there? -
×ÖÄ» -He's probably hallucinating. - Why would that be happening?
×ÖÄ» -I gave him some mushrooms. - Ooh.
×ÖÄ» -They're perfectly healthy! -
×ÖÄ» Frankie said they won't affect my sperm.
×ÖÄ» What's the plan?
×ÖÄ» Plan is I'm gonna build a fire... right here.
×ÖÄ» -Are you sure that's a good idea? -Why would it not be a good...
×ÖÄ» I can build a goddamn fire, lady, all right?
×ÖÄ» Just because I take care of my beautiful skin...
×ÖÄ» -I'm not saying that, Luke. I'm not-- -Shh!
×ÖÄ» I don't need advice, all right?
×ÖÄ» I need big logs and a lot of leaves.
×ÖÄ» Don't want to rain on your parade, but big logs and leaves...
×ÖÄ» Leaves will be damp this time of year
×ÖÄ» and the logs won't catch without a shit-ton of kindling.
×ÖÄ» Okay, well, that's your opinion.
×ÖÄ» It's also how logs, leaves, and twigs and fire work?
×ÖÄ» Er, I think I'll be fine.
×ÖÄ» Well, I'm just gonna start working the shelter then,
×ÖÄ» and possibly a small backup fire?
×ÖÄ» -You know, just in case. -
×ÖÄ» Okay, well, uh, anyone need my help?
×ÖÄ» Not me!
×ÖÄ» Found one! Straight off the bat. Massive twig.
×ÖÄ» -Have you done mushrooms before? - I'm not a five-year-old child.
×ÖÄ» No, I haven't done them before.
×ÖÄ» Look, just mellow out and ingest them.
×ÖÄ» I'm being sensual, okay?
×ÖÄ» -Let me feed you. -I'm driving!
×ÖÄ» You can do both. It's called multitasking.
×ÖÄ» Women do it all the time.
×ÖÄ» What, start tripping at 50 miles per hour?
×ÖÄ» -Come on. -Frankie, fuck off!
×ÖÄ» Oh, a bar! A bar! It's gone.
×ÖÄ» Fuck you, Bear Grylls.
×ÖÄ» Hey, this isn't exactly what I had in mind for this weekend.
×ÖÄ» I wanted us to do stuff together. Us... and Mal.
×ÖÄ» What? Why?
×ÖÄ» Because we've been going out for a year and you barely know him.
×ÖÄ» Not true at all.
×ÖÄ» - - Oh?
×ÖÄ» What's his surname?
×ÖÄ» -Only old people use surnames. -Luke.
×ÖÄ» I know Mal is a nice guy, all right?
×ÖÄ» Yeah, he's a lot more than that.
×ÖÄ» It would mean a lot if you made more of an effort.
×ÖÄ» Fine, we'll combine forces.
×ÖÄ» But to be clear, I'm doing this for you,
×ÖÄ» and not because this fire hasn't lit yet.
×ÖÄ» It's gonna be glorious.
×ÖÄ» Yeah, yeah, it looks... looks great.
×ÖÄ» I thought you were supposed to be this cool, older guy,
×ÖÄ» but it turns out you're just old and judgmental.
×ÖÄ» -I'm sorry I let you down. -I think she's talking to me.
×ÖÄ» Are you gonna do the shrooms or not?
×ÖÄ» I need to reconsider what I'm doing with my life.
×ÖÄ» You should become a vet!
×ÖÄ» -Whole thing was a mistake. -Or a pilot!
×ÖÄ» -Make him stop. -Why can't I stop?
×ÖÄ» -'Cause you're off your face. -Am I? Oh, am I?
×ÖÄ» Oh, shit, guys, am I?
×ÖÄ» Just two or three, okay? So we're on the same frequency.
×ÖÄ» No!
×ÖÄ» Oh, my God! You're being an asshole!
×ÖÄ» - I can't do this anymore. -Ooh!
×ÖÄ» It was meant to be easy, and it's really not.
×ÖÄ» Let me out. Seriously, let me out! Drop me at a bus stop!
×ÖÄ» -We all getting on a bus? -We are breaking up.
×ÖÄ» What? But you guys are brilliant together!
×ÖÄ» - -Yeah!
×ÖÄ» Sweet mother of God, that's a fine blaze.
×ÖÄ» All the bits you want to
×ÖÄ» be on fire are all just basically on fire.
×ÖÄ» Making fires that burn.
×ÖÄ» We had an actual lecture on it in the army.
×ÖÄ» Very good. Good.
×ÖÄ» No, I'm serious. I was in the army for four years.
×ÖÄ» What?
×ÖÄ» Surely you knew that. I have told you that before, Luke.
×ÖÄ» No offense, Evie, but sometimes when you talk,
×ÖÄ» it's like having the radio on.
×ÖÄ» It's lovely, comforting background noise
×ÖÄ» that I don't feel obliged to concentrate on.
×ÖÄ» -Thank God he said "No offense."
×ÖÄ» -You was in the real, actual army?
×ÖÄ» Affirmative.
×ÖÄ» - That's army speak for "Yes." -Oh.
×ÖÄ» Okay, tell me. How much you bench, guy?
×ÖÄ» -Quite a lot. -Looks like it, yeah.
×ÖÄ» Mind if I have a squizz on the guns?
×ÖÄ» It might be fairly weird... Okay!
×ÖÄ» Oh! Christ, that's a tight wad!
×ÖÄ» Okay, I'm gonna go get some more wood.
×ÖÄ» Can't believe you didn't tell me about this, Evie.
×ÖÄ» So what's the secret, Malcolm? Eat clean, train dirty, yeah?
×ÖÄ» Do you mind if I grab a pec?
×ÖÄ» - I would mind. -Okay, okay.
×ÖÄ» Helen? Yes! Strong signal!
×ÖÄ» How's your temperature?
×ÖÄ» Sure? Sure? Sure? Okay.
×ÖÄ» Could you check she's gone?
×ÖÄ» So do you have to go back?
×ÖÄ» Don't know. Forgot to ask.
×ÖÄ» Look, I don't think I can now, can I?
×ÖÄ» - -Whoo!
×ÖÄ» Definitely not. Let's pack you up.
×ÖÄ» You'll die if you stay in there.
×ÖÄ» It's like being in winter inside a bit of furniture.
×ÖÄ» It's like Narnia!
×ÖÄ» -You're crushing their oven chips. -No, come on. Get in.
×ÖÄ» It was roasting out there, but in here,
×ÖÄ» my buttocks have gone completely numb,
×ÖÄ» but my nipples feel very nice indeed.
×ÖÄ» I'm not coming on to you.
×ÖÄ» Okay.
×ÖÄ» No, no, I just realized I
×ÖÄ» was talking about my buttocks and my nip-nips.
×ÖÄ» It sounded like I was coming on to you,
×ÖÄ» but I'm just naming bits of me that are cold.
×ÖÄ» You could get out of the freezer.
×ÖÄ» No.
×ÖÄ» Could you get out of the freezer, please?
×ÖÄ» I can still see you.
×ÖÄ» We've been watching you on the CCTV.
×ÖÄ» So pay for your stuff and leave, or I call the police.
×ÖÄ» What do you think we should do?
×ÖÄ» Stick of gum?
×ÖÄ» That's good gum.
×ÖÄ» Ice cool, right?
×ÖÄ» What are you guys doing up there?
×ÖÄ» Waterproofing the roof.
×ÖÄ» Evie, Mal's gonna build his own house one day from scratch.
×ÖÄ» -You know what scratch is? -Really?
×ÖÄ» Scratch is from nothing! He's gonna build it with his bare hands.
×ÖÄ» Sort of a dream of mine.
×ÖÄ» -Hmm. Didn't know that. -Build a house, fill it with kids.
×ÖÄ» -Oh, right. - Roger that, skip.
×ÖÄ» Ooh, cripes.
×ÖÄ» I ate quite a lot of dried fruit in the car,
×ÖÄ» and now I need what the French call un shit trÃ¨s grand.
×ÖÄ» How many kids?
×ÖÄ» -Where'd you say the toilet was? -There isn't one.
×ÖÄ» When you say "Fill the house with kids..."
×ÖÄ» how many is "Full"?
×ÖÄ» -The toilet, Evie? -There isn't one.
×ÖÄ» Three, maybe four?
×ÖÄ» Earlier you said you used the ladies'...
×ÖÄ» Yeah, as in, I went behind a log. Er...
×ÖÄ» Four's quite a lot of kids.
×ÖÄ» Look, can we please stop talking
×ÖÄ» about having a family, guys? This is serious!
×ÖÄ» I can't shit outdoors, all right? I'm a three-ply kind of guy.
×ÖÄ» A flushing toilet is essential. I'm not compromising on that.
×ÖÄ» -Not compromising with who? -Well, what am I supposed to do?
×ÖÄ» - -
×ÖÄ» I am not taking a shit on that shovel, Evie.
×ÖÄ» - Dig a hole. -Dig a...
×ÖÄ» That's barbaric!
×ÖÄ» Letting fly in nature is a pretty liberating experience.
×ÖÄ» Trust me, it's a beautiful thing.
×ÖÄ» I'm going to find a toilet.
×ÖÄ» I'll come with you!
×ÖÄ» I need to use the toilet as well.
×ÖÄ» Wait, Luke!
×ÖÄ» Angus, if a girl you've
×ÖÄ» been maybe sort of suppressing feelings for...
×ÖÄ» If she turned around and told you that she once loved you,
×ÖÄ» and for being the best version of yourself, would you...
×ÖÄ» I mean, should I--
×ÖÄ» Stop.
×ÖÄ» You've completely lost me. I need one-word questions.
×ÖÄ» Come on. We need to get back.
×ÖÄ» Er, does four sound like a lot to you?
×ÖÄ» I don't have time for this. I've gotta find a toilet.
×ÖÄ» Did he mention how soon he thought this needed to happen?
×ÖÄ» What is the big deal?
×ÖÄ» He's a great guy! He loves you! He wants a future with you!
×ÖÄ» Some of us have got real problems!
×ÖÄ» Shit! Oh, my God!
×ÖÄ» -What? -Where's Frankie?
×ÖÄ» She went home on a bus. Ages ago.
×ÖÄ» Oh, right.
×ÖÄ» What do you think that man in the supermarket meant
×ÖÄ» -when he said "We've been watching you"? -
×ÖÄ» -Oh, Richard! -
×ÖÄ» -Who's Richard? -I don't know. I panicked.
×ÖÄ» Shit.
×ÖÄ» Anything I can help with?
×ÖÄ» Just think that through. At this moment,
×ÖÄ» is there literally anything you could help anyone with?
×ÖÄ» No.
×ÖÄ» What's with the whistling?
×ÖÄ» I'm being nonchalant. I don't want anyone to know I'm tripping.
×ÖÄ» I'm the only person here.
×ÖÄ» We were told we were being watched.
×ÖÄ» That was in the supermarket, and it was specifically
×ÖÄ» 'cause you got into their frozen vegetables.
×ÖÄ» Shit! Do you think we can get this changed?
×ÖÄ» The walk back's fucking miles.
×ÖÄ» Wait! We have... Angus!
×ÖÄ» Shit! Fuck!
×ÖÄ» Fuck, fuck, fuck.
×ÖÄ» Angus!
×ÖÄ» Fucking idiot.
×ÖÄ» Luke, where are you going?
×ÖÄ» There is always a toilet if you want one badly enough, Evie.
×ÖÄ» There's nowhere.
×ÖÄ» -You're gonna have to-- -
×ÖÄ» There's movement. I'm out of time here. What do I do?
×ÖÄ» You dig.
×ÖÄ» Fuck!
×ÖÄ» Whoa, whoa, whoa! Are you leaving?
×ÖÄ» -Good luck. -
×ÖÄ» My God.
×ÖÄ» It's beautiful.
×ÖÄ» Angus!
×ÖÄ» -Angus! - Dylan.
×ÖÄ» Angus.
×ÖÄ» I'm up a tree.
×ÖÄ» Sorry I abandoned you.
×ÖÄ» -Successful trip? -Didn't stick around to find out.
×ÖÄ» I wanted to talk to you.
×ÖÄ» -Me, too. I-- - Thank you!
×ÖÄ» Whoo! Poo-poo!
×ÖÄ» What for?
×ÖÄ» Yesterday, I'd have refused,
×ÖÄ» man. I'd have tried to hold that sucker in,
×ÖÄ» but you inspired me.
×ÖÄ» You. It was...
×ÖÄ» beautiful.
×ÖÄ» Did you manage to wash your hands?
×ÖÄ» No way. I'm au naturel now, baby.
×ÖÄ» -Okay, great. -
×ÖÄ» Hands by your sides.
×ÖÄ» This guy, Evie. A motherfucking keeper! I'm just saying.
×ÖÄ» I'm gonna head to the woods
×ÖÄ» and build you both a special place to take a shit.
×ÖÄ» -I could use a hand finishing up-- -I've found my thing, Mal.
×ÖÄ» Let me do this for you.
×ÖÄ» -Look, will you please come down?
×ÖÄ» - No, I think Helen's stalking me.
×ÖÄ» -Shh! -It's not her style to follow you.
×ÖÄ» She'd just... she'd just
×ÖÄ» walk up to you and start shouting at you.
×ÖÄ» Yeah, that's what she wants you to think.
×ÖÄ» -Come down! -Ooh! Hey, guys.
×ÖÄ» - -I'm looking for trees with low branches.
×ÖÄ» Somewhere you could sit for like... ten, 12 minutes.
×ÖÄ» I need to get Angus down from the tree, and I need to see Evie.
×ÖÄ» Oh, she's, er, she's back at the cottage. What's the rush?
×ÖÄ» I think... And I've been doing my best not to look at this,
×ÖÄ» but I think... I love her.
×ÖÄ» Love-her-like-a-sister kind of love?
×ÖÄ» No, the other kind.
×ÖÄ» Look, I know... I know that's a lot to take in, but...
×ÖÄ» I think she might feel the same,
×ÖÄ» or she used to. What?
×ÖÄ» Nothing. No, nothing.
×ÖÄ» -What? -It's...
×ÖÄ» She seems kind of happy with Mal, man.
×ÖÄ» Since when do we care about Mal?
×ÖÄ» This is my life we're talking about.
×ÖÄ» I've been walking around with a stone in my throat,
×ÖÄ» -and I think she's the reason why. -Uh...
×ÖÄ» -Do you think we should talk about it? -No, no.
×ÖÄ» I talk about everything.
×ÖÄ» I never stop talking, and it kills everything.
×ÖÄ» Okay.
×ÖÄ» Well, I'm here for you, whatever.
×ÖÄ» Oh, dear. Whoa!
×ÖÄ» I'm okay!
×ÖÄ» Are you happy?
×ÖÄ» I am.
×ÖÄ» I think we'd last the winter here, if we wanted.
×ÖÄ» Sorry about earlier.
×ÖÄ» -I was just a bit thrown... -No. No, no, it's not...
×ÖÄ» Just 'cause I know what I want,
×ÖÄ» it doesn't mean you have to want those things, too.
×ÖÄ» I want a life with you, not to fit you into my idea of a life.
×ÖÄ» And anyway, there's no pressure, 'cause...
×ÖÄ» Well, if you say no, I'm pretty sure Luke will say yes.
×ÖÄ» Are you proposing to me?
×ÖÄ» Maybe.
×ÖÄ» Can I eat it or do I wear it for life?
×ÖÄ» You don't think I'm being serious.
×ÖÄ» Serious is not that commonplace with you.
×ÖÄ» Well?
×ÖÄ» Are you asking me to marry you?
×ÖÄ» I think for a long time
×ÖÄ» I've had other people's ideas in my head...
×ÖÄ» about what things are supposed to be.
×ÖÄ» And I'm realizing that...
×ÖÄ» none of them knew what the fuck they were talking about.
×ÖÄ» And so that leaves me, and what I want and what I think...
×ÖÄ» And I can see myself growing old with your face.
×ÖÄ» In your imaginary house.
×ÖÄ» I'm just...
×ÖÄ» I'm just saying, if you were to ask me...
×ÖÄ» I don't think I'd necessarily say no.
×ÖÄ» Hey, guys!
×ÖÄ» Where have you been?
×ÖÄ» Caught these animals in the woods.
×ÖÄ» Starting to worry about you.
×ÖÄ» -Oh, where's Frankie? -There's no more Frankie.
×ÖÄ» Are you okay? You look a bit bummed out.
×ÖÄ» I'll just drink my way through it
×ÖÄ» until the ground feels like an armchair. Something like that.
×ÖÄ» You think it's not a good sign that my paranoia
×ÖÄ» was bumping into my wife?
×ÖÄ» I think maybe I should speak to her.
×ÖÄ» Yeah.
×ÖÄ» Skoal?
×ÖÄ» - - Skoal!
×ÖÄ» Skoal!
×ÖÄ» I should have another go at lighting that bad boy. It's freezing.
×ÖÄ» Evie's really happy, isn't she?
×ÖÄ» Talking about getting married.
×ÖÄ» I mean... fuck.
×ÖÄ» I'm not gonna mess with that.
×ÖÄ» I want her to be happy. I really do.
×ÖÄ» How badly do you love her?
×ÖÄ» It'll change. It'll go.
×ÖÄ» What if it doesn't, dude?
×ÖÄ» It will.
×ÖÄ» I've been in love... quite a lot.
×ÖÄ» Believe me, it always goes.
×ÖÄ» Has to.
×ÖÄ» I'm not in love with you.
×ÖÄ» I'm just... I'm just doing what I always do.
×ÖÄ» And I'm going to miss it being us after you get married and...
×ÖÄ» That's all. That's...
×ÖÄ» That's what I've been saying to Luke. That's what Luke meant.
×ÖÄ» Look, I don't know where I'm headed and, um,
×ÖÄ» I don't want to get lost without you and be on my own.
×ÖÄ» It's selfish. That's...
×ÖÄ» That's how I love you.
×ÖÄ» Say something.
×ÖÄ» I get it.
×ÖÄ» Maybe you, me and Luke should've got married.
×ÖÄ» We'd have spent our lives doing Luke's laundry
×ÖÄ» and making him packed lunches.
×ÖÄ» Yeah, he really needs to eat healthier.
×ÖÄ» Yeah.
×ÖÄ» The other thing with Luke is--
×ÖÄ» Dylan.
×ÖÄ» This is complicated.
×ÖÄ» It's also really simple.
×ÖÄ» You ask me what I want and...
×ÖÄ» I want to be your best man. I wanna...
×ÖÄ» I wanna walk you up the aisle and...
×ÖÄ» I want you to be happy...
×ÖÄ» for the rest of your life.
×ÖÄ» That matters to me.
×ÖÄ» I want those things for you, too.
×ÖÄ» Yeah, well...
×ÖÄ» I'm working on it.
×ÖÄ» I should not have done that.
×ÖÄ» That was... I was...
×ÖÄ» I don't know.
×ÖÄ» It's good, man.
×ÖÄ» Cleared the air.
×ÖÄ» Okay, did it change anything?
×ÖÄ» I don't want it to change anything.
×ÖÄ» I don't wanna get in anyone's way anymore. I...
×ÖÄ» I've got to grow up.
×ÖÄ» Well, how?
×ÖÄ» Um...
×ÖÄ» I have no idea.