先生们 这就是一切开始的地方 This is where it all began, gentlemen.
互利的出生地 The birthplace of Hooli.
彼得·格里高利母亲的车库 Peter Gregory's mother's garage.
这曾是彼得的工作台 That was Peter's workstation.
这是我的 This was mine.
物是人非啊 Things sure have changed.
但从某种层面来讲 一切又都还没变 But in a way, they've stayed exactly the same.
既然我们要共同开辟新的道路 As we forge our new path together,
我们必须要专注于最重要的事 we must remain focused on what's really important--
不是物质上的成功或是财富 not material success or wealth,
而是创新精神 but this, the spirit of innovation--
几个程序员 拉面 还有一个梦想 a few coders, some ramen, and a dream.
这就是我带你们来的原因 And that is why I brought you here.
好了 我带你们看看其他地方 All right. Let me show you the rest of the place.
你在车库里放了个车库 You've got a garage inside your garage.
厉害 Impressive.
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等这里完工我就让你们搬进来 I'll move you in as soon as construction is complete.
这里会装修得很漂亮的 It's going to be exquisite.
弗兰克·盖里这次真是超越了自我啊 Frank Gehry has really outdone himself.
是啊 弗兰克最他妈棒了 Yeah. Frank is the fucking best.
我家所有楼都是他设计的 He does all my buildings.
好了 各位 我们已经准备好了 Okay, guys. We're all set up.
咱们开始吧 Shall we?
好 开始吧 Yes! Let's do it, of course.
好的 要建立这个点对点网络 All right. So, in building this peer-to-peer Internet,
我们要面对的主要矛盾是 the paradox that we're up against is
如果质量不够好 人们不想加入 that people won't want to participate until the quality is high,
而质量要高的话 除非... and the quality won't be high until, um...
而质量要高的话 and the quality won't be high
必须有很多人加入网络 until we have a lot of people opt in to the network,
所以这就带来了一个比较独特的... so that presents a little bit of a-a-- a unique...
继续 Continue.
好 Okay.
这就带来了一个小问题 It presents a bit of a problem what with
我们需要建立... that we kind of need to build--
理查德 你没事吧 Richard, everything okay?
我不知道 没事吗 I don't know. Is it?
抱歉 布莱斯 认识一下大家 Sorry. Guys, Bryce. Bryce, guys.
其实我们见过 Actually, we've met.
嗨 唐纳德 Hey, Donald.
我改名叫贾里德了 It's Jared now.
盖文 布莱斯... So, Gavin. Bryce is...?
嘴很严的 Very discreet.
继续说吧 这很好 Keep going. This is great.
布莱斯是你的助理吗 Is Bryce your assistant?
当然不是 他是我的输血伙伴 No, of course not. He's my transfusion associate.
什么意思 Which is?
你是真的不了解异种共生吗 Are you really not familiar with parabiosis?
不太了解 Can't say that I am.
这个学问可大了 Well, the science is actually pretty fascinating.
定期将较为年轻健壮的 Regular transfusions of the blood
捐献人的血输入体内 of a younger, physically fit donor
可以显著延缓衰老 can significantly retard the aging process.
布莱斯就是健康的标本 And Bryce is a picture of health.
看看他 简直是白人的极致 Just look at him. He looks like a Nazi propaganda poster.
欢迎布里姆·加西亚宝宝
这个准妈妈派对真的是 This is quite the baby shower.
你是不是以为自己现在可屌了 I bet you think you're some big swinging dick,
被人邀请来参加了风投的聚会 now that you're getting invited to all these fancy VC soirees.
没错 我的屌确实很厉害 Yes. My dick is very enormous...
我的手机应用也帮'拉维加'挣了很多钱 and my app made Raviga a lot of money.
我还是不用付房租 And I still pay no rent.
没人喜欢爱自夸的人 杨建 Nobody likes a braggart, Jian-Yang.
二位 Hey, guys.
你好 祝贺你 你怀孕了 Hello. Congratulations. You're pregnant.
不不不不不不不 她 不是 她 No, no, no. No, she-- No, she-- No, no.
对了 莫妮卡 FYI, Monica,
我的请柬应该是在邮箱里弄不见了 my invite must have gotten lost in the e-mail,
不过善良的小建建 but young Jinathin was kind enough
把我算成了他的伴 to add me as his plus-one.
别看我 这都是爱德·陈搞的 Don't look at me. This is all Ed Chen's doing.
那个人是不是阿鲁什·阿加拉瓦 Is that Aarush Agrawal?
我还以为他退休了 I thought he retired.
他还是董事 He's still on the board.
'拉维加'的联合创始人来参加准妈妈派对 What would a cofounder of Raviga be doing...
是为了什么 at a baby shower?
-他多久才来这里一次 -也就一年一次吧 - How often is he even in the building? - Like once a year.
爱德·陈办了这个派对就是为了拍劳里马屁 Ed Chen threw this whole thing just to suck up to Laurie.
莫妮卡... Monica...
这不是准妈妈派对 this is not a baby shower.
这是场政变 This is a coup.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
爱德·陈办这个派对不是为了讨好劳里 Ed Chen didn't throw this party to impress Laurie.
他是为了挤掉她 He threw it to oust her.
他邀请了一大堆认为怀孕 Invite all these misogynistic A-holes
是弱势的厌恶女性的混蛋 who think that pregnancy is a weakness,
让他们认为她在逃避 convince them that she's shirking
她在'拉维加'的责任 her responsibilities at Raviga.
你自己也说了 You said it yourself,
这里的爷们 there's more dick in here
比飞机杯展销会上的都多 than a synthetic pussy convention.
我可没说这种话 I didn't say anything close to that.
-没有吗 -没有 - No? - No.
不管怎样 爱德·陈和阿鲁什在勾肩搭背 Regardless, Ed Chen and Aarush are bro'ing down.
我建议你在被踢出局前打入内部 I suggest you get in before you get cut out.
瞧瞧他啊 You see this guy?
在准妈妈派对上喝龙舌兰 Tequila shots at a baby shower.
你想让我加入兄弟会吗 You want me to join the frat house?
很不幸 在这种环境下 莫妮卡 Unfortunately, in this climate, Monica,
-不入围 就完蛋 -莫妮卡 - you either bro down or you go down. - Monica.
劳里也怀孕了 Laurie is also pregnant.
杨建 你在喝奶精吗 Jian-Yang, are you drinking creamer?
这是半奶半乳 It's half-half.
这就说到了最终的关键性问题 Which brings us to our one final, crucial question.
我们现在能为用户提供什么价值 What value can we offer now to the user
来诱惑他们下载软件加入我们的网络 to entice them to download the app and opt in to our network?
答案就是... And the answer is...
全新的'魔笛手'软件 the brand-new Pied Piper app.
一个能把用户手机里所有的数据压缩的 The app will take all of the data on a person's phone
软件 and compress it,
释放百分之二十以上的存储空间 freeing up 20 percent more storage.
释放出来的存储空间一半给他们 They can have half of that free memory,
另一半给我们 while we will take the other half,
先划出来 方便以后使用 walled off on their phone, for our own future use.
这是双赢 It's a win-win.
想得真周到 That's very well thought out.
好样的 先生们 Well done, gentlemen.
我们什么时候宣布 So, when do we announce?
宣布什么 Announce what?
理查德 我干什么都是新闻 Richard, when I do something, it's news.
你不觉得应该照着这个方向进行吗 Don't you think you want to lean into that?
我们会放出风声 在网上积累大量用户 We'll announce, rack up huge user interest,
然后直接大规模投入使用 and then do a massive public launch at scale.
不 我们计划的是 No. We planned this under the assumption
低调地开展 that it would be rolling out quietly
先不设计我们的终极目标 and not really talking about our ultimate intentions.
况且 大规模使用就完全不同了 Besides, rolling out at scale is a completely different model
会面对不同的技术和商业挑战 with vastly different technical and business challenges.
我们没有做好这种准备 And we're not prepared for that.
没有 我觉得我们都认为 No. I think we'd all agree
这个软件最好低调发布 that a-- a stealth rollout would be best for this one.
布莱斯 Bryce?
你有什么想法吗 Did you have a thought?
感觉像错失了良机 you know, it just seems like a missed opportunity.
你们难道不应该在否定之前 I mean, shouldn't you figure out
想明白大规模投入使用 how a big launch would work
可能带来的利益吗 before you just say no to it?
不想也罢 Or-- Or not.
反正也不是我的公司 You know, it's not my company.
的确如此 That is so true.
理查德 布莱斯说得很有道理 You know, Richard, Bryce makes a good point.
你们再起草一个大规模投入使用的 Why don't you guys just whip up an alternate launch plan
备选计划 with a big public rollout,
我们来把两个对比一下 and then we can compare apples to apples.
盖文 无...无意冒犯 Gavin, all-all-- all due respect.
这个计划才开发了两周 This plan took two weeks to develop.
付出才能成就伟大 Hard work is the price of greatness,
开干吧 so let's get to work.
这次会议简直太他妈的棒了 Well, this meeting was just absolutely fucking great!
理查德 唐纳德 吉尔弗约尔 Richard, Donald... Gilfoyle!
加油伙计们 Go team!
发生了什么 The fuck just happened?
-布莱斯 -怎么了 - Hey, Bryce? - Yeah?
下次你参加我们公司的会议 Next time you're at a meeting of our company,
和你一点关系也没有的公司 of which you are not a part of in any respect,
能不能有话自己憋着 can you please keep your little ideas to yourself?
抱歉 我...我只是想帮忙 I'm-- I'm sorry. I'm just-- I'm just trying to be helpful.
你一点也没帮上 Well, you weren't, at all.
我们有他站在我们这边 I mean, we had him on our side,
因为我几乎刚劝服了盖文 because I'd basically just convinced Gavin
低调发布才是最好的选择 that a stealth rollout was the best idea.
这么说吧 我... You know, well, I--
我觉得低调发布 It's just a stealth rollout
并不怎么可行 doesn't sound like the way to go to me.
你在说什么 What-What-- What are you talking about?
我是说 盖文明显 I mean, Gavin has obviously
比你成就更高 理查德 had a lot more success than you, Richard,
我觉得如果能拥有盖文·贝尔森 and I just think having an asset like Gavin Belson
-这样棒的人做同盟 -你说什么 - on your side-- - - What'd you say?
你这个混蛋 You dick!
你这个混蛋 混蛋 You dick! You dick!
-好吧 -好了 - Okay. - All right.
-操你妈的 -好了 好了 - Fuck you! - Okay. It's okay.
-抱歉 抱歉 -好了 好了 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - It's okay. It's okay.
这已经是我做过最好的工作了 This is already the best job I ever had.
我不知道该说什么 非常非常抱歉 I don't know what to say. I am so, so sorry.
我就是不能接受布莱斯那样和你说话 I just couldn't let Bryce talk to you like that.
-我吓到你了吗 -没有 - Did I frighten you? - No.
操他妈的 好吗 Fuck him, right?
操他妈的盖文 And fuck Gavin.
我们现在要听他的吗 他是领导吗 I mean, what, we take his orders now? He's our boss?
我们应该是合伙人 平等的 不是吗 We're supposed to be partners, you know, like equals. Right?
结果呢 他重视那个 And what? He's taking the advice
傻逼小白脸的意见远胜于我 of that stupid, little pretty boy over me?
等等 他的车库里有一个车库 Wait. He has a garage in his garage?
他有一艘带泳池的游艇 And he has a yacht with a pool on it
还有一个带游艇的泳池 and a pool with a yacht in it.
另外还有一个活生生的血小主 And he has a real, live blood boy.
什么 他有一个活生生的血小主 What? He has an actual blood boy?
真的吗 That's real?
真的 他是真的 真的很多嘴 Yeah, he's real. Real mouthy.
在真正的智者讨论公事的时候 I mean, he's sticking his perfectly symmetrical face
他顶着一张五官端正的脸打断了我们 into actual smart people's business.
那个芭比娃娃 I mean, that Ken doll
可能以为遍历二叉搜索树 probably thinks traversing a binary search tree
时间复杂度是N 而不是LogN 傻逼 runs in the order of "N", Instead of "Log N". Idiot.
贾里德说他是混蛋 Jared called him a dick.
真的吗 当面说的 不是吧 Seriously? To his face? No.
-是的 -听起来不错 - Yeah. - That sounds awesome.
但是这可能跟你每天工作时 But it's probably nothing compared to
看到的千奇百怪的 the thousands upon thousands of gnarled male genitals
男性生殖器比起来不算什么 that you get to see every day at your job.
操 Fuck.
-给你带了点晚餐 内希 -谢谢 - Brought you some dinner, 'Neshi. - Thank you.
内希 "'Neshi"?
闭上你的臭嘴 吉尔弗约尔 Shut the fuck up, Gilfoyle.
你刚好没听到这群白痴 You just missed these idiots
跟我说他们给盖文·贝尔森工作 telling me how hard they're selling out
见钱眼开 卖身求荣 by working for fucking Gavin Belson
有多么不易 in his disgusting lap of luxury.
说真的 你怎么可能为那个混蛋工作 Seriously, how can you work for that asshole?
我的男人 盖文杀手 My man, the Gavin Killer,
永远不会为金钱放弃原则 would never compromise his principles for money.
不会吗 Oh, no?
不 他不会 No, he would not.
而且他正忙着为了消灭互联网上的 And he is busy doing the rewarding work
色情图片而做着自己的贡献 of keeping the Internet free of graphic sexual imagery.
我们等一会儿再吃好吗 Can we eat later?
当然可以 Of course.
我把这些先放冰箱 I'm gonna go put this in the fridge.
好的 谢谢 Okay. Yeah. Thank you.
你真的还没告诉他 You actually still haven't told her
你打倒盖文·贝尔森... that your takedown of Gavin Belson...
...其实是个意外吗 ...was an accident?
还没谈到那个 It hasn't come up.
我们刚才就在谈论他 We were just talking about him...
跟她一起 所以是有谈到的 ...with her, so it did come up.
-盖文 你好 -你可以... - Gavin. Hello. - Hey, could you--
理查德 你记得你们团队里有个人 Richard, did you and a member of your team verbally assault
言语攻击了我的输血伙伴吗 my transfusion associate?
你清楚这种压力 Do you have any idea what that kind of stress
会怎么改变他的皮质醇水平吗 could do to his cortisol levels?
以及我的皮质醇水平 And therefore, my cortisol levels?
是的 严格来说 他不在公司里 Y-- Yeah. Well, uh, he's not technically in the company,
而且他只是随便一说 所以 and he kind of just butted in, so--
你的自尊如此脆弱吗 Is your ego so fragile
如果有人与你意见不同 that if someone disagrees with you,
你就贬低他们 you have to demean them?
我要你立即跟布莱斯道歉 I want you to go and apologize to Bryce immediately.
我为什么要道歉 Why should I apologize?
我为什么要跟对工作人员 Why should I be in business
如此轻蔑的人一起做生意呢 with someone who treats support staff with such contempt?
一个人对弱势群体的态度 You can tell a lot about a person's character
很大程度上反映了他的性格 理查德 by how they treat the little people, Richard.
我打赌你对服务员也不礼貌 I bet you're mean to waiters, too.
什么 不 我对服务员很好 What? No. I'm-- I'm awesome to waiters.
那我建议你对布莱斯也好一点 Well, then I suggest you be awesome to Bryce, too.
他的血流在我的血管里呢 理查德 His blood is flowing through my veins, Richard.
纠正这个错误 Make this right.
他妈的血小主 Fucking blood boy.
你想做什么 理查德 What do you want, Richard?
布莱斯 我想过来 Bryce, I wanted to swing by
为你主动献策时 and apologize for yelling at you
我却吼了你道歉 when you offered your very unsolicited opinion.
还有 代表贾里德 Also, on behalf of Jared,
我们无意冒犯你的职业 好吗 we mean no disrespect to you or your career choice. Okay?
我的职业 My career choice?
你觉得我来这是为了当血小主吗 You think that I moved out here to be a blood boy?
-你知道我有计算机科学的学位吗 -是吗 - Did you know I have a degree in CS? - You do?
是的 但你可能认为 Yeah, but you probably thought
我只是头脑简单四肢发达 that I was just, you know, some dumb jock.
这很常见 因为像我这样的人 Well, that's typical, because people who look like me,
在技术业界从未得到过 we never get taken seriously in the tech business
像你这样的人的认真对待 by people who look like you.
你有偏见 You're biased.
等一下 我有偏见 好吗 Hang on. I am not biased. Okay?
拜托 整个业界都有偏见 Come on! The whole business is biased!
我的意思是 我这么好看的人 I mean, that's the only way that a good-looking guy like me
能跟盖文·贝尔森同处一室 could get in a room with Gavin Belson,
却只能靠当血小主 is by being a blood boy!
这很糟糕 我必须不停地锻炼 And that sucks. I-- I got to work out constantly.
我不能跟朋友喝啤酒 不能吃垃圾食品 I can't have a beer with my friends. I can't eat junk food.
你知道盖文让我严格吃素吗 Do you know that Gavin made me go full veg?
去他的豆制品 I mean, fuck soy, man!
但对你这样的人 我只是一个漂亮的血袋 But to people like you, I'm just a beautiful bag of blood.
但你知道吗 我有些很棒的点子 But you know what? I got some pretty good fucking ideas,
而且盖文听过这些点子 and Gavin actually listens to those ideas.
虽然一开始不尊重我 但是他改变了 It took a while, but he respects me.
你知道吗 理查德·亨德里克斯 And you know what, Richard Hendricks?
你显然他妈的不尊重我 You clearly fucking don't.
那么晚安吧 So good night.
哟 奥萨马·本·拉灯来了 Look, it's Osama Bin Fuckin'.
以为你今晚在米娅家过夜呢 Thought you were staying at Mia's tonight.
我本来要去的 但是我肠道有点问题 I was going to, but, alas, I had some intestinal distress,
所以我不能留下 这很糟糕 so I couldn't stay, which really sucks
因为她很棒 because she's so great,
这真的很可怕 which really is horrible,
因为离开她真的很难 because it's so hard to be away from her,
因为她真的很棒 我可以继续... because she's so great. Can I contin...
我没有腹泻 我说谎了 I have no diarrhea. I lied.
我完蛋了 I am so fucked.
这姑娘早晚会弄死我 This girl is gonna kill me or get me killed.
说说吧 Do tell.
她超级迷人 So, she's super attractive,
超级聪明 她非常迷恋我 and she's super smart, and she's way into me,
远超正常人应该有的程度 like way more than a normal person should be.
还有性爱 太多性爱了 And sex! There's so much sex!
问题是事后的部分 The problem is the part after.
当你道歉的时候 When you have to apologize.
不 枕边话的时候 No. When we do pillow talk.
那是最棒的部分 That's the best part.
之前的一切都是前戏 Everything before that is just foreplay.
跟她不是这样 她会说我有多可爱 Not with her. She'll tell me how cute I am,
她有多迷恋我 and how into me she is,
还有她怎样入侵了鲍曼大街坝 and how she hacked into Bowman Avenue dam.
那是伊朗革命卫队干的 That was the Iranian Revolutionary Guard.
不 是她 她栽赃给革命卫队的 No. It was her. She pinned it on them.
她还放水淹了一片正在做宾馆用地勘测的地区 She flooded an area being surveyed for hotel construction.
就想确定下 诚实是不可取的对吧 Just to confirm, honesty is off the table, right?
因为感觉你等得越久 Because it seems like the longer you wait,
听到的事情就越糟 the-- the worse it's gonna get.
我同意贾里德 你应该等等 I'm with Jared. You should wait.
我得结束掉这一切 马上 I have to end it, right now.
一到周一马上分 First thing Monday.
周六要参加她姐姐的婚礼 Well, Saturday is her sister's wedding.
然后周日 你们知道的 And then Sunday-- you know,
周日一般就只跟我一起做你们懂的事 Sundays are just for me, you guys know that.
等下 她姐姐的婚礼 Wait. Her sister's wedding?
-那才是你应该担心的 -为什么 - That's what you should be afraid of. - Why?
那是你绝不想迈出的一步 That's a threshold that you don't want to cross.
婚礼是很公开的场合 Well, I mean, weddings are very public events
摄影师会拍到你们一起的照片 with photographers taking pictures of you
那你们永远脱不开干系了 indelibly tied to her.
那些是要珍藏一辈子的照片 Those are forever photos.
一辈子 Forever.
我操 Fuck.
伙计们 我想找埃利希 Hey, guys. I'm trying to find Erlich.
他 还有货吗 Is he... "holding"?
恐怕你来得不是时候啊 I'm afraid you caught me at an inopportune time.
我很久之前就该去我的货源拿货了 I'm long overdue to a trip to my dispensary,
所以我存货不多 so I don't have much.
但我有布巴·库什[以下都是大麻] But I have Bubba Kush,
巧克力麻弹 芭芭拉·布什 Chocolate Thunder, Barbara Bush,
芭芭拉·史翠珊 小芭芭拉·布什 Barbara Streisand, Barbara Bush Jr.--
好 这些绝对够了 Yeah, this-- this is plenty.
不 别拿那个 那是我用来治散光的 No, no. That-- That's actually for my astigmatism.
好吧 Okay.
这个是只为紧急情况准备的 This is in case of emergency only.
我备它是以防地震发生 I'll need it if an earthquake occurs.
好吧 随便给我一种 我不在乎 Okay. Just give me whatever. I don't care.
不是给我买的 是给爱德·陈 It's not for me. It's for Ed Chen.
你准备干什么 聪明女娃 What are you up to, clever girl?
我听取了你的建议 Well, I took your advice.
确实不容易 It wasn't pretty,
但我很努力地跟他勾了肩搭了背 but, uh, I bro'ed down with him pretty hard.
我觉得我做到了 当时 I mean, I think I did. It's--
说实话 我什么手段都用了 To be honest, I was kind of all over the map.
我吹了一瓶常温啤酒 I shotgunned a warm beer,
然后当他给我看了整整四十分钟 and then I acted all blown away
迪波洛剪辑的单板滑雪视频时 when he showed me 40 minutes of snowboarding videos
我装作看得超级心潮澎湃 set to Diplo remixes.
你还真厉害 Good on you.
但这起作用了 But it worked.
我入伙了 爱德坦白了一切 I'm in. Ed copped to everything,
还说只要我什么都不告诉劳里 and said that as long as I don't say anything to Laurie,
我就能进董事会 I have a seat at the table.
等下 他是那么说的 那是他的原话 Wait. Did he say that? Those were his exact words?
只要你不告诉劳里你就能进董事会 You'll have a seat if you don't tell Laurie?
对 怎么了 Yeah. So?
老天 你的情势不妙啊 Oh, dear. That does not bode well for you.
这是什么意思 What do you mean?
如果爱德·陈害怕你传话给劳里 Well, if Ed Chen is afraid of you saying anything to Laurie,
就说明一切都还没成定局 then that means that the deal isn't solidified yet.
支持他的票数不够 He doesn't have the votes.
你就不走运了 这就说明 Unfortunately for you, that would mean
你很可能把钱押错人了 you may have put your money on the wrong horse.
你是说劳里还有可能平安度过这次政变 So you mean Laurie still has a chance to survive this coup?
那你为什么说我应该去投奔爱德·陈 Well, then why did you say I should bro down with Ed Chen?
我嘴比脑子快 莫妮卡 I say a lot of things, Monica.
我嘴比脑子快 I say a lot of things.
我知道你以为我是某个致力于改革的牛逼人士 I know you think I'm some sort of crusading badass
设计了一种定时炸弹 who built a ticking time bomb
偷偷地把它埋在盖文·贝尔森身边 and slipped it to Gavin Belson
最后逼他下台 to bring him down
让他为自己的罪孽赎罪 as retribution for his wrongdoings.
但事实是 But the truth is,
因为我的庸碌无能 because of my gross incompetence
在我那转瞬即逝且并不光彩的 during my brief and utterly disgraceful tenure
'魔笛聊'CEO任期内 as PiperChat CEO,
我吸引了太多未成年用户而将遭受 I incurred billions of dollars in COPPA fines
数十亿美元的《儿童网路隐私保护法》罚款 by exploiting underage users,
能侥幸躲过只不过是因为我的懦弱无能 and was saved only by my own cowardice,
还因此吓得吐了自己一身 which led to me throwing up on myself.
总而言之 我自己出去就好 Anyway, I'll show myself out.
我真为你骄傲 I'm so proud of you.
你需要很大的勇气才能向我坦白这一切 It took guts for you to tell me this.
不不不 其实并没有 Oh, no, no, no, it didn't actually.
告诉你实话 我早就知道了 Full disclosure: I knew all about this.
我们第一次在一起过夜时 I hacked into your phone
趁你在卫生间的时候 the first night we were together
我黑进了你的手机 when you were in the bathroom.
我确实在卫生间待了很久 I was in there a while.
我一直希望等你完全相信我 I was hoping that once I earned your trust,
你会放心告诉我一切 you'd feel comfortable telling me.
-而你终于说了 -我说了 - And you finally did! - I did.
这听起来可能很扯 This may sound crazy,
但如果你到这周末还没告诉我 but if you hadn't by this weekend,
我其实准备不再邀请你 I was actually considering
参加我姐姐的婚礼 disinviting you from my sister's wedding.
不是吧 No way.
但你放心把这个大秘密告诉我 But you trusted me with your big secret.
所以我再告诉你一个我的秘密 So I'll trust you with another of mine.
不 你不用告诉我 不用 Oh, no, you don't have to. You don't.
是我黑进了自由塔的电梯 I hacked the elevators at the Freedom Tower.
不会吧 No.
他妈杀了我算了 送我入天堂受尽折磨 Fucking kill me and send me to the horrors of heaven.
都比这破事强 It'd be better than this shit.
伙计们 我知道你们要干很多活 Guys, I know this has been a ton of work,
如果小白脸把嘴闭严我们就不用做这些 and we wouldn't have to do it if pretty boy kept his mouth shut,
那我们就肯定会秘密发布 and the stealth launch is still clearly the play,
但现在我们可以向盖文说明 but now we can show Gavin
我们两种方案都充分考虑过 that we fleshed out both options.
而我们仍然可以先推出节省空间的应用 And we can still push the space-saving app...
等到一切准备好了再发布我们的新互联网 and not talk about our new Internet until we're ready.
-先生们 -吉尔街 - Ahoy, gents. - Geary Street.
怎么 你开始吃健康食物了 What, you're eating health food now?
发动你的想象力吧 Can you imagine?
吉尔街有机食品不是健康食品店吗 Geary Street Organics is not a health food store?
理查德 你真逗 Richard, you are a stitch.
不是 是我的货源 No, it's my dispensary.
倒是的确有卖吃的东西 I mean, they have some edibles there.
-可不怎么健康 -妈的这个小血主 - They're not very healthy. - Fucking blood boy.
我刚在你这附近转悠 Yeah. I was walking around your 'hood,
想着可以来看看你 聊聊科技什么的 and I thought I'd swing by, and we could talk about tech,
毕竟我们都挺懂的 you know, 'cause we both know so much about it.
-好啊 -天啊 - Cool. - Oh, man.
不知道你注意到了没有 I-I-- I don't know if you know this,
但你的眼睛特别红 but you-- your eyes are super red right now.
是吗 可能我又过敏了吧 Oh, yeah? Yeah, I have allergies.
真的吗 这个时候过敏 Really? This time of year?
我说 你要干什么 Look, w-- what are doing?
就来找你聊聊 怎么 你很多疑嘛 Oh, just-- just hanging, man. Why? You paranoid?
多疑吗 当然没有 Paranoid? No.
布莱斯 说实话 You know, Bryce, I got to be honest,
我有点饿 你有吃的吗 I'm a little hungry. Do you have anything to eat?
只有什么肌酸 蛋白粉 大豆萃取物 Just some creatine, protein powder, soy extract.
我还是想吃点 甜一些的东西 Well, I'm kind of looking for something a little bit more sweet.
布莱斯啊 Oh, Bryce!
那不是我的 Yeah. That-- That's not mine.
那是给客人的 有时会来胖客人 That's for my guests. My-- My fat guests.
说起来 我住的地方 那房主 You know, the fella who owns the house I live in,
他就买这种吃的 he buys food like this,
他跟你去同一家健康食品店呢 because when he uses the products he buys
去那买回来的东西 抽过之后 at the very same health food store you go to,
他就食欲大增 he gets cravings...
就喜欢这种吃的 for food just like this.
这东西 对血液循环可不大好 And this stuff is not good for your blood.
吉尔街有机食品店不卖吃的吧 Geary Street Organics isn't a food store, is it?
是卖大麻的 是不是 It's a pot dispensary. Isn't it?
我算看明白了 布莱斯 你个骗子 I got you, Bryce! You fuckin' liar!
你说你有CS的文凭 You said you had a degree in CS.
你就胡扯吧 我去查了 Well, bullshit. I checked.
你这个CS不是计算机科学 It's not Computer Science.
是艺术体操学习[缩写同CS] It's "Calisthenic Studies."
逗谁呢 What? What?
你给我听好了 你这个肌肉美男子 You listen to me, you muscle-bound, handsome Adonis.
科技 留给我们这种人搞 懂吗 Tech is reserved for people like me. Okay?
留给我们这些不合群的怪人 这些 The freaks, the weirdos, the misfits,
技术宅 电脑迷 土包子和书呆子 the geeks, the dweebs, the dorks!
轮不到你 Not you.
而且你也甭想再吸盖文·贝尔森的血了 Oh, and your days of leeching off Gavin Belson are over.
你玩完了 小血主 Game over, blood boy.
妈的电脑呆子 You fuckin' nerd.
劳里 Laurie?
我知道你最近对我不满意 Look. I know you've been unhappy with me lately.
-没错 -我希望你能信任我这一次 - Correct. - Look. I'm asking you to trust me on something.
爱德·陈背着你联合其他合伙人 Ed Chen has been making moves behind your back
想要把你挤出'拉维加' with the other partners to try and force you out of Raviga.
你这是说准妈妈派对上那一出吧 You are referring to the baby shower ruse.
你都知道 You knew about that?
莫妮卡 这是我第四个孩子了 Monica, this is my fourth child.
这些阴谋诡计 我清楚得很 I am no stranger to these types of machinations.
对此我已经有所防范 通过... However, I have countervailed it with my--
这是第四个孩子了吗 Your fourth child?
是的 Yes.
我刚要说 As I was saying...
我已经和主要出资人谈过了 I have spoken to our top LPs
已经赢得了足够多的人 and lined up enough of them
可以离开'拉维加'成立新基金公司 in order to leave Raviga and start a new firm.
我认为这正是恰当的跳槽时间 It struck me as a opportune time to jump ship.
老天 你简直是个忍者 Holy shit! You're a fuckin' ninja.
不算 No.
尽管你刚刚这一番揭露 Even though your disclosure just now
对现实操作讲 毫无意义 had absolutely no actionable value,
但的确展现了你的忠心耿耿 it did reveal tremendous loyalty,
所以 现在没事了 so... all is well now.
这么说你现在不生我的气了吗 So, you're not mad at me anymore?
不 莫妮卡 No, Monica.
我也是人 跟你一样 I am a human being, just like you,
跟爱德·陈一样 like Ed Chen...
跟这东西一样 and this.
而且 Furthermore...
问个问题 莫妮卡 a question, Monica.
你乐意和我一起跳槽吗 Would you care to jump ship with me?
毕竟你也算是 我最好的朋友了 You are, after all, my best friend.
什么 What?
该死 Fuck.
-你们干什么 -双手背后 快点 - What are you guys doing? - Hands behind your back, now!
你放开我 Get your hands off me!
-交给我 -女士 镇静一点 - I got it. - Ma'am, calm down.
-你们不能这样 -放开她 - You can't do this! - Let her go!
我要求见我的律师 I want my lawyer!
-先把手铐打开 -这是怎么回事 - And just take the cuffs off. - What is the meaning of this?
-迪尼希 他们要逮捕我 -什么 - Dinesh, they're arresting me! - What?
先生 请退后 Step back, sir.
联邦调查局的好同志们 Good people of the FBI,
我不清楚你们听了什么谣言 I don't know what sorts of things you were told
谁向你们告发的 可能不会知道了 or who told them to you-- we may never know--
但我可以向你们保证 这位女士 but I can assure you that this young woman is...
盖文 抱歉突然登门 Gavin. I'm sorry to drop in on you,
但我刚和你那位"输血伙伴" but I happened to have a very enlightening conversation
好好谈了一下 with your "Transfusion associate."
我也是 So did I.
不好意思 你说什么 S-- S-- Sorry?
进来吧 理查德 Come in, Richard.
又碎了一地吗 It's all broken... again.
小心玻璃 Mind the glass.
好吧 Okay.
他要写个大揭露吗 He's writing a tell-all?
显然有人出大价钱叫他 Apparently, he landed a very lucrative deal
写我历年来不可告人的秘密 to air my dirty laundry over the years.
他说他只剩这一步棋了 He said it was his only career move left.
我说过 理查德 我做什么都是新闻 I told you, Richard, everything I do is news.
他不是签了保密协议 不能告他吗 But didn't he sign an NDA with you? I mean, can't you sue him?
那就证明他说的都是对的 That would only prove everything
只会让事情更糟糕 he's saying is true and make it worse.
话说回来 我今早验了血 Speaking of, I had my blood tested this morning.
我的胆固醇高出天际了 My cholesterol is through the roof.
照这样下去 我只能活到120岁 At this rate, I'll be dead by the age of 120.
天啊 这... 我很抱歉 Oh, no. That-- I'm so sorry.
不 理查德 该我道歉 No. Richard, I'm sorry.
我曾跟你说过我们的产品一定要 I told you that a big public rollout of
大规模投入使用才会对我们公司有利 our product would be good for the company.
可事实是 我是觉得对我自己有利 The truth is, I thought it would be good for me...
换句话说也就是我是个骗子和失败者 to change the narrative that I'm a fraud and a failure.
不不 布莱斯才是骗子 Come on, Bryce is the fraud.
而且我还完全听从他的经商建议 And yet, I sat here taking business advice from him.
他妈就是个输血的 A fucking blood boy.
看看我 Just look at me.
我就是个骗子 人尽皆知 I'm a fraud, and everyone knows it.
我一垮台 没人站出来支持我 And when I fell, not one person stood up for me.
这说明什么 What does that say?
我觉得我的事业到头了 I just think it's all over for me now.
不 一切还没结束 你看 No, it's-- it's not over. Look...
我选择与你合作 这不就说明了吗 I chose to partner with you. That-- that says something.
你并不想找我合作 You didn't want me.
你只是想要专利 我要是转给了你 You wanted the patent. If I had just given it to you,
你肯定立马掉头就走 头也不回 you would've walked out that door and never looked back.
靠 Fuck it!
我完了 I'm done.
完了 不 Done? No.
不 盖文 你...你还有机会 No, Gavin, you're not-- you're not done.
我们的公司怎么办 I mean, what about our company?
新互联网怎么办 What about the new Internet?
我不知道 I don't know.
盖文 Gavin...
上帝 我操你妈 Fuck you, God!
我到底做错了什么 你要这么对我 What have I done to deserve this?
你好 我找CJ·坎特维尔 Yes. CJ Cantwell, please.
有什么想说的吗 理查德 Something you want to share with us, Richard?
看来你们看到采访了 I take it you saw the interview?
贝尔森与亨德里克斯计划 "Belson and Hendricks prepare to launch
近日发布魔笛手产品 a Pied Piper product soon."
藏得也没多严实嘛 So much for a stealth rollout.
毕竟你最近一直和他来往 You went along with him after all.
科技博客 Recode TechCrunch and Recode,
和华尔街日报也都提到了 and The Wall Street Journal picked it up as well.
我不信什么耶稣 I hate to invoke the Nazarene,
可是天啊 你到底在搞什么 理查德 but, Jesus Christ, what the fuck, Richard?
各位 要是在一个 Guys, in a world where...
没有盖文·贝尔森的世界 there is no Gavin Belson,
没错 低调发布才是最佳选择 yeah, the stealth rollout was the best play.
可我们需要他的专利 他的资金 But we need his patent, and his funding,
还有 我们也需要他的大脑 and, also, we need his brain.
我知道接下来活有一大堆 可... I know this is going to be a shit-ton of work, but...
盖文是我们的搭档 我们需要他 Gavin is our partner. We need him engaged.
所以我自作主张了 I made the call.
看来有时你就是得做出些妥协 Well, sometimes you have to make compromises.
我曾经就为了能让我朋友穆丽尔排号能靠前点 I mean, I once slept with the head of an assisted-living facility
就和疗养院的院长睡了 to get my friend Muriel bumped up the wait list.
我为此骄傲吗 不会 Am I proud of it? No.
我后悔吗 Do I regret it?
我逃出来了 I'm out!
天啊 Oh my God.
-从哪逃出来了 -从我的这段恋情里 - Out of what exactly? - My relationship!
婚礼上出事了 The wedding got raided.
联调局收到有关米娅黑客的匿名举报 The FBI got an anonymous tip about Mia's hacking exploits.
你们敢相信吗 我真是运气太好了 Can you believe that? Just my luck!
我自由了 I'm home free!
你居然把你女朋友出卖给联调局 You ratted your girlfriend out to the FBI,
就因为你实在是不敢跟她提分手 because you're too big of a pussy to break up with her?
打死我也不说 但确实是我干的 I'll never tell, but yes, yes, I did.
联调局女探长朝我脸上揍了一拳 The FBI lady hit me in the face,
米娅绝对不会怀疑到我头上的 so Mia's never going to suspect me.
理查德 既然我和米娅已经彻底分了 Richard, now that Mia and I have parted ways,
我能加入你和盖文的团队吗 求你了 can I come work for you at Gavin's? Please, please, please.
好 迪尼希 当然可以 Well, uh, yes, Dinesh, of course.
我们刚宣布了 所以加入吧 In fact, we just announced, so climb aboard.
太好了 我这就打给潜望镜说老子不干了 Awesome! I'm going to go call Periscope, tell them I quit.
最好的一天 再也不用看老二了 Best day ever. No more dick pics!
喂 盖文 Hello, Gavin.
理查德 我看了你那文章 Richard, I read your little article.
你说的话对我触动很大 What you said means a great deal.
我相信如果我完了 你也会像我这样做 I'm sure if the situation was reversed, you'd do the same for me.
绝对不会 我会任你暴死在大街上 Absolutely not. I would've let you bleed to death in the street.
然后我想了想 And that gives me pause.
我还有许多事要做 理查德 I have a lot of work to do, Richard.
我们都是 所以赶快回归正轨吧 We all do, so get back on the saddle, you.
不 理查德 No, Richard.
我还有许多事得自己做 I have a lot work I need to do on myself.
我打算走了 I'm going away.
是去歇个周末吗 For, like, the weekend or...?
不 理查德 是许多周末 No, Richard. Many weekends.
还有工作日 Weekdays as well.
你要... Where--
等等 有人敲门 Uh, hang on. There's someone at the door.
我知道 是我寄的 I know. I sent you something.
你就当是离别礼物吧 Consider it a little parting gift.
祝你好运 理查德 Good luck to you, Richard.
背景音乐：警察戏剧Cop Drama
盖文寄来的 It's from Gavin.
清除乐队CLEARSIDE作品
是什么 What is it?
是专利 It's the patent.
他签字把专利全部转给了我 He just signed over full ownership to me.
刚在电话里他说他要去找寻自我 On the phone, he said he was going to go find himself.
我想盖文是真的走了 I think... Gavin's gone.
那他的资金呢 他的大脑呢 Well, what about his funding? And his brain?
我想他把这两样也全带走了 I think he took both of those with him.
还有一样 We got one more thing.
好了 双喜临门 All right! What has two thumbs,
不用再看老二 还从'潜望镜'离职了 zero dick pics, and just quit Periscope?
这他妈是什么玩意儿 What the fuck is that?
最大的老大[混球]照片 The biggest dick pic of all.
导演：蒂姆·罗什
编剧：亚当·康迪
说唱歌手太多了Too Many Rappers
野兽男孩Too Many Rappers & 納斯Nas 2011年合作作品
出自专辑《辣酱委员会第二部分Hot Sauce Committee Part Two》
麦克风检查，麦克风检查 Mic check, mic check
One (one), two (two), three (three)
说唱歌手太多，但主持人还是不够 Too many rappers and there's still not enough MC's
It goes three (three), two (two), one (one)
亚当·约赫、阿德洛克、迈克·戴蒙德MCA, Ad-Rock, Mike D
我们就是这么做的 that's how we get it done
女士们先生们，注意了Like ladies and gents, attention
納斯和野兽男孩在一起 Nas in the house with Beastie Boys
我们可以把它弄出来we can turn it out
罪犯Perpetrators
我们可以指出来we can point 'em out
所以如果你有什么想法，就说出来 So if you've got something on your mind, let it out
六太子Nexus-6是谷歌2014年推出的一款失败的高端手机。
就像六太子一样，要自食其果 Like a Nexus-6, comin' home to roost
pos机到了休息的时候了 Handheld 58 when it's time to get loose
不需要戴护目镜Don't need the ear goggles
给我接通扬声器 just put me through the speakers
就像一个拿着管子和烧杯的科学家 Like a scientist with tubes and beakers
让说唱歌手来帮我做早午餐Have MCs over my house and fix 'em brunch
但你们这些饶舌歌手？我们各付各的 But you rappers? We goin' out - goin' dutch