>> PRESIDENT TRUMP AND THE WHITE HOUSE GO ON ATTACK AFTER HOUSE
DEMOCRATS LAUNCH A SWEEPING INVESTIGATION INTO ALL THINGS
TRUMP.
♪ ♪ >> THEYRE COMING-- 81 DOCUMENT
REQUESTS IN THE EXPANDING TRUMP PROBE.
A DARING ATTACK LAUNCHED BY HOUSE DEMS!
THIS SPRING, BRACE YOURSELF: SUBPOENAS ARE COMING.
"SHAME OF THRONES."
THE FINAL SEASON?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> ITS "THE LATE SHOW WITH
STEPHEN COLBERT."
THE TONIGHT, DEM-PIRE STRIKES BACK.
PLUS, STEPHEN WELCOMES KIT HARRINGTON
AMBER TAMBLYN AND MUSICAL GUEST HOZIER.
FEATURING JON BATISTE AND STAY HUMAN.
AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK
CITY, ITS STEPHEN COLBERT!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: HOW ARE YOU?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NICELY DONE.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANKS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW."
IM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) DO YOU THINK DONALD TRUMP EVER
REGRETS WINNING THE PRESIDENCY (
LAUGHTER )
NOT AS MUCH AS WE DO, BUT JUST A LITTLE?
( LAUGHTER ) RIGHT NOW, HES BEING
INVESTIGATED BY MULTIPLE CONGRESSIONAL COMMITTEES.
THE MUELLER REPORT COULD DROP ANY MINUTE, AND THAT FLAG HE
HUGGED IS BEING INTERVIEWED BY RONAN FARROW.
YESTERDAY, THE HOUSE JUDICIARY COMMITTEE SENT LETTERS DEMANDING
INFORMATION FROM OVER 80 PEOPLE AND INSTITUTIONS CONNECTED TO
TRUMP, INCLUDING THE WHITE HOUSE, THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT,
SENIOR CAMPAIGN OFFICIALS, TRUMP ORGANIZATION OFFICIALS, AND THE
PRESIDENTS SONS.
ERIC WAS SO EXCITED TO GET MAIL.
( LAUGHTER ) (
CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
AND ITS NOT JUST-- ITS NOT JUST THE JUDICIARY COMMITTEE.
THE CHAIRMEN OF THREE OTHER COMMITTEES ARE DEMANDING
DOCUMENTS ON TRUMPS COMMUNICATIONS WITH PUTIN AND
INTERVIEWS WITH "LINGUISTS, TRANSLATORS, OR INTERPRETERS WHO
PARTICIPATED IN, ATTENDED, OR IN ANY WAY LISTENED IN ON PRESIDENT
TRUMPS IN-PERSON MEETINGS WITH PUTIN, AS WELL AS PRESIDENT
TRUMPS PHONE CALLS WITH PRESIDENT PUTIN."
TO WHICH PUTIN RESPONDED: (A
S PUTIN)
:
"DA, GOOD LUCK FINDING TRANSLATORS.
( LAUGHTER ) ESPECIALLY THE PARTS THAT TALK."
( LAUGHTER ) THESE INVESTIGATIONS COME ON TOP
OF ALL THE OTHER INVESTIGATIONS GOING ON.
TRUMP IS CURRENTLY BEING LOOKED INTO BY THE SPECIAL COUNSEL, THE
U.S. ATTORNEY FOR THE SOUTHERN SOUTHERN DISTRICT OF NEW YORK,
THE F.B.I., THE MARSHALL TUCKER BAND, THE HOUSE COMMITTEE ON
OVERSIGHT AND REFORM, MOLLY HATCHET, THE HOUSE COMMITTEE ON
WAYS AND MEANS, LYNYRD SKYNYRD, THE HOUSE INTELLIGENCE
COMMITTEE, THE ALLMAN BROTHERS, THE SENATE SELECT COMMITTEE ON
INTELLIGENCE, AND MANY MORE!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ALL THE ORIGINAL ARTISTS.
♪ CANT YOU SEE AND TRUMP IS FEELING THE
PRESSURE.
HES TWEETING THINGS LIKE: (
LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) TRUMP, ON THE OTHER HAND, IS
SWEATY HOT CRAZY.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS MOMENT FROM HIS SPEECH ON SATURDAY AT CPAC.
>> THEYRE GONNA GRAB TOGETHER.
THEYRE GONNA SAY, "YOU KNOW, THIS GUYS REALLY LAYING FOR
US."
>> Stephen (AS TRUMP): "THESE PEOPLE IN CONGRESS.
THEYRE, LIKE, THEYRE COMING FOR ME LIKE
RATTLESNAKES ON A CHICKEN.
YIKE!
YEEE!
" (
APPLAUSE )
( LAUGHTER ) HE ALSO TWEETED, "THE GREATEST
OVERREACH IN THE HISTORY OF OUR COUNTRY.
THE DEMS ARE OBSTRUCTING JUSTICE AND WILL NOT GET ANYTHING DONE."
NOTICE HOW HE ALWAYS ACCUSES HIS ACCUSERS BEFORE THEY CAN ACCUSE
HIM?
(AS TRUMP)
: "I DIDNT OBSTRUCT JUSTICE!
THEY DID, OKAY.
THEYRE THE ONES WHO COLLUDED WITH RUSSIA!
THEYRE THE ONES WHO EAT CHEESEBURGERS IN BED!
AND THEYRE SO DELICIOUS.
AND I KNOW THE HAMBURGLARS LAYING IN WAIT FOR ME.
AND I DID IT.
I DID IT!
GAAAA!
YEEE!
" (
LAUGHTER )
THANK YOU, CHARLIE.
SO TRUMP DID WHAT HE ALWAYS DOES WHEN HE FEELS DOWN.
HE FOUND COMFORT FROM HIS FRIENDS IN THE TV, TWEETING THIS
QUOTE FROM SEAN HANNITY.
SEE IF YOU NOTICE THE SMALL TYPO:
"WE THE PEOPLE WILL NOW BE SUBJECTED TO THE BIGGEST DISPLAY
OF MODERN DAY McCATHYISM."
( LAUGHTER ) YES.
ITS TRUE, VERY IMPORTANT.
MODERN DAY "McCATHYISM," IMMORTALIZED IN THE FAMOUS
COMIC, WHERE SHE SAYS, "ACK!
SOCIALISTS REDISTRIBUTED MY CHOCOLATE!"
( LAUGHTER ) TODAY, TRUMP TOOK SOME QUESTIONS
ABOUT THE INVESTIGATION, AND HE FELL BACK ON HIS FAVORITE
SMEARS.
>> THE WITCH HUNT CONTINUES.
THE FACT IS THAT, I GUESS, WE GOT 81 LETTERS.
THERE WAS NO COLLUSION.
IT WAS A HOAX.
>> Stephen: ITS JUST SAD WHEN HIS HEARTS NOT IN IT.
HES LIKE AN AGING SINGER DOING HIS 16th SHOW OF THE WEEK IN
BRANSON TO A HALF-EMPTY ROOM.
(AS TRUMP DISPIRITED): (
LAUGHTER )
"NO COLLUSION.
LOCK HER UP.
BUILD THE WALL.
FAKE NEWS.
MA-GA."
BUT, BUT-- (
CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
TRUMP TRIED HIS BEST TO STAY POSITIVE.
>> PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN THEY LOOK AT IT, THEY JUST SAY,
"PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT."
BUT THATS OKAY.
NO ADMINISTRATION HAS ACCOMPLISHED-- PROBABLY YOU
COULD SAY THIS WITH ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY-- IN THE FIRST TWO
YEARS ANYWHERE NEAR WHAT WEVE ACCOMPLISHED.
>> Stephen: REALLY?
( LAUGHTER ) THERES A REPORT OUT ON DAY 149
OF GEORGE WASHINGTONS PRESIDENCY.
THEY PASSED THE BILL OF RIGHTS.
AND ITS TAKEN YOU ALMOST TWO YEARS TO VIOLATE ALL OF THEM.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) OF COURSE, YESTERDAY, HE SAID HE
WAS GOING TO COOPERATE WITH ALL OF THE DOCUMENT REQUESTS FROM
CONGRESS.
BUT TODAY, HE CHANGED HIS MIND AND IN DOING SO, HE CITED HIS
FAVORITE FORMER PRESIDENT.
>> PRESIDENT OBAMA, FROM WHAT THEY TELL ME, WAS UNDER A
SIMILAR KIND OF THING, DIDNT GIVE ONE LETTER.
THEY DIDNT DO ANYTHING.
THEY DIDNT GIVE ONE LETTER OF THE REQUEST.
MANY REQUESTS WERE MADE.
>> Stephen: HES RIGHT.
HES RIGHT.
I REMEMBER ONE CRAZY RACIST WHO KEPT DEMANDING HIS BIRTH
CERTIFICATE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NOW EVEN-- OH, NO, NO, NO.
EVEN TRUMPS ALLIES SEEM TO BE TURNING AGAINST HIM.
LAST WEEK, MICHAEL COHEN TESTIFIED IN CONGRESS, AND NOW
TRUMPS BEING BETRAYED BY FORMER PRESIDENTIAL LAWYER AND
DRAWBRIDGE ATTENDANT AT LICORICE CASTLE, TY COBB.
FOR ALMOST A YEAR, COBB LEAD TRUMPS LEGAL TEAM ADDRESSING
THE MUELLER INVESTIGATION.
WELL, NOW THAT HES LEFT THE WHITE HOUSE, HE HAS CHANGED HIS
TUNE-- A TUNE, I ASSUME, HE PLAYS ON A CIRCUS CALLIOPE.
♪ ♪ THANK YOU.
COBB WAS JUST ON A PODCAST CALLED "THE INVESTIGATION" WHERE
HE TALKED ABOUT THE INVESTIGATION.
AND SINCE IT WAS A PODCAST, WE ONLY HAVE AUDIO, SO WEVE ADDED
A VISUAL APPROXIMATION OF COBB: >> "I THINK BOB MUELLER IS AN
AMERICAN HERO.
IVE KNOWN HIM FOR 30 YEARS AS A PROSECUTOR AND A FRIEND, AND I
THINK THE WORLD OF BOB MUELLER.
HE IS A VERY DELIBERATE GUY, BUT HES ALSO A CLASS ACT AND A
JUSTICE-ORIENTED PERSON.
I DONT FEEL THE INVESTIGATION IS A WITCH HUNT."
>> Stephen: WOW.
THAT-- (
CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THAT SNOWMAN JUST TOSSED DONALD TRUMP UNDER THE SLEIGH.
( LAUGHTER ) REGARDLESS OF THESE
INVESTIGATIONS, TRUMPS DAYS ARE NUMBERED, LEAST FOR HIS FIRST
TERM, BECAUSE WERE GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THE NEXT
PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.
THERE ARE A LOT OF DEMOCRATS IN THIS THING.
IN FACT, HERE ARE ALL THE CANDIDATES "THE NEW YORK TIMES"
SAYS ARE EITHER RUNNING OR MIGHT RUN.
IS THIS ERIC SWAWLWELL.
HE SMELL WELL.
WITH NEARLY 30 PEOPLE VYING FOR THE NOM SNAIRKZ ITS EASIER TO
FOCUS ON THE ONES NOT RUNNING AND WELL DO THAT IN MY SEGMENT
"DOIN IT DONKEY STYLE"!
FIRST BOWING OUT, HILLARY CLINTON HAS ANNOUNCED SHES NOT
RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT IN 2020.
THATS TOUGH NEWS FOR REPUBLICANS.
THEY STILL HAVENT REALIZED SHES NO LONGER RUNNING IN
2016.
( LAUGHTER ) ONE OF--
( APPLAUSE ) "LOCK HER UP!"
ONE OF THE BIGGEST NAMES BEING THROWN AROUND IN THE NEXT
ELECTION COMES FROM ONE OF THE SMALLEST MEN, FORMER NEW YORK
CITY MAYOR AND GRANDPA CATCHING YOU WITH HIS DECK OF
EROTIC PLAYING CARDS, MICHAEL BLOOMBERG.
TODAY, BLOOMBERG ANNOUNCED THAT HE WILL NOT RUN FOR PRESIDENT IN
2020, EXPLAINING, "IVE COME TO REALIZE THAT IM LESS INTERESTED
IN TALKING THAN DOING."
TALKED HE, ABOUT NOT DOING.
( LAUGHTER ) NOW, I DONT KNOW WHAT
BLOOMBERGS GOING TO DO NEXT, BUT IM A BIT CONCERNED FOR HIM.
BECAUSE OTHER NEW YORK MAYOREZ WHO HAVE LEST OFFICE HAVE ENDED
UP IN HUMILIATING DEAD-END JOBS.
WEVE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.
KIT HARRINGTON IS HERE FROM "GAME OF THRONES."
BUT WHEN WE RETURN, "MEANWHILE!"
( BAND PLAYING ) (
CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: JON BATEEFORT AND STAY HUMAN, EVERYBODY, RIGHT
THERE.
A LITTLE SPEEDWAGON!
THANK YOU, JON!
YOU KNOW, FOLKS, I SPEND SO MUCH TIME DEALING WITH THE ELEPHANTS
IN THE NEWSROOM, THAT I FORGET TO NOTICE THE SMALLER, BUT
EQUALLY COMPELLING NEWS BABOONS SHRIEKING AND HURLING THEIR
FECES.
AND SOMETIMES I LIKE TO DISPLAY THEM IN MY NEWS HABITAT OF A
SEGMENT...
"MEANWHILE."
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) MEANWHILE!
>> Jon: PEOPLE LIKE THE MEANWHILE.
>> Stephen: PEOPLE MISS IT.
WHEN ITS NOT HERE, THEY MISS IT.
MEANWHILE, AN OREGON MAN WHO WAS STRANDED IN HIS SNOWBOUND S.U.V.
FOR FIVE DAYS, TOLD RESCUERS HE SURVIVED ON TACO BELL SAUCE
PACKETS WHILE TRAPPED IN THE STORM.
THAT IS AMAZING!
THIS MAN SURVIVED DESPITE EATING TACO BELL.
( LAUGHTER ) THE FELLA, THIS GUY,
JEREMY TAYLOR, THE HERO OF THIS STORY, IS AN OFF-ROADING FAN WHO
DROVE UP A FOREST SERVICE ROAD LAST WEEK, WITH HIS DOG ALLY--
SEEN HERE HAVING NO IDEA (BLEEP) ABOUT TO GET REAL.
FIVE DAYS LATER, AFTER BEING FOUND BY A PASSING SNOWMOBILER,
JEREMY TOOK TO FACEBOOK, JOKING "TACO BELL FIRE SAUCE SAVES
LIVES."
WHILE ALLY TOOK TO FACEBOOK, SAYING "LOOKING FOR NEW OWNER,
MUST HAVE CELL PHONE, PLEASE NO DUMB-DUMB."
( LAUGHTER ) (
CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
MEANWHILE, ARCHAEOLOGISTS HAVE UNCOVERED AN ELIXIR OF
IMMORTALITY IN A 2000-YEAR-OLD CHINESE TOMB.
THOUGH, I DO HAVE SUSPICIONS THIS ELIXIR OF IMMORTALITY MAY
NOT WORK.
FIRST HINT?
THEY FOUND IT IN A TOMB.
( LAUGHTER ) RESEARCHERS FOUND AN ANCIENT
BRONZE POT FILLED WITH A YELLOWISH LIQUID EXHIBITING A
VERY STRONG ALCOHOL-LIKE SMELL.
I REMEMBER MAKING A SIMILAR "ARCHAEOLOGICAL DISCOVERY" IN A
MILK JUG UNDER MY COLLEGE ROOMMATES BED.
( LAUGHTER ) NOW, AT FIRST, THE SCIENTISTS
BELIEVED THAT THE LIQUID WAS WINE, BUT FOUND THAT IT WAS, IN
FACT, A DIFFERENT SUBSTANCE AFTER "FURTHER LAB WORK," ALSO
KNOWN AS MAKING THE INTERN CHUG IT.
( LAUGHTER ) OF COURSE, THIS SO-CALLED ELIXIR
OF IMMORTALITY IS NOTHING MORE THAN A COMBINATION OF ANCIENT
CHEMICALS WITH NO REAL LIFE-EXTENDING PROPERTIES.
SO THESE ARCHAEOLOGISTS SHOULD DO THE LOGICAL THING AND SEND
IT TO ME!
( LAUGHTER ) BRING ME THE ELIXIR!
SO THAT I MAY SHED THIS ACCURSED CHAINS OF MORTAL LIFE, AND RULE
ETERNAL OVER THE ARID LANDSCAPE ON A THRONE OF SKULLS, BRINGING
YOU JOKES ABOUT THE LATEST TRUMP GOOF-EM-UPS FOR UNTOLD AEONS TO
COME.
GICH ME...
THE ELIXIR!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) MEANWHILE, REPORTS BROKE
OUT OVERNIGHT THAT AFTER MONTHS OF WAITING, "AN ANONYMOUS MEGA
MILLIONS LOTTERY WINNER HAS CLAIMED THE $1.5 BILLION JACKPOT
IN SOUTH CAROLINA."
FIRST OF ALL, WHY IS SOMEONE WINNING THE LOTTERY ALWAYS
REPORTED AS NEWS?
ITS NOT A STORY.
SOMEONE WILL WIN.
JUST GO WITH A STANDARD HEADLINE: BREAKING NEWS: STILL
NOT YOU."
HERES WHATS CRAZY: ON THE DAY THEY BOUGHT THEIR WINNING
TICKET, "THE WINNER ALLOWED SOMEONE TO CUT IN FRONT OF HIM
OR HER IN LINE AT THE STORE TO BUY THE SAME KIND OF TICKET
BEFORE THE WINNER BOUGHT THEIR OWN."
OKAY, OKAY, NICE STORY.
BUT I THINK KARMA NEEDS TO RECALIBRATE THE DIALS A LITTLE.
LETTING SOMEONE IN FRONT OF YOU AT THE CORNER STORE SHOULD
BE GOOD FOR, LIKE, A FREE SLIM JIM.
( LAUGHTER ) MEANWHILE, A STATUE DEPICTING
ABRAHAM LINCOLN AS A YOUNG MAN JUST WENT VIRAL.
HERE IT IS.
DAMN!
IM NOT SURE WHAT HES LIBERATING, BUT KEEP IT IN YOUR
PANTS, ABERCROMBIE & FITCH.
AND WHO DOES HE THINK HES FOOLING WITH THOSE BOOKS?
"OH, HEY MR. AND MRS. D.
IM JUST HERE TO STUDY WITH BECKY."
"GET OUT, YOU PUNK!" PUT ON A SHIRT!
THE STATUE HAS BEEN IN THE LOS ANGELES STATE COURTHOUSE SINCE
1941, AND IS TITLED "YOUNG LINCOLN."
BUT AFTER GOING VIRAL, PEOPLE STARTED RENAMING IT "BABE-RAHAM
LINCOLN," "THE GETTYSBURG UNDRESS," AND "HONEST ABS."
( LAUGHTER ) GOOD NAMES.
BUT JUDGES WOULD ALSO HAVE ACCEPTED "THE GREAT
E-MANSCAPER," AND OF COURSE THE "RAIL-SPLITTER."
WELL BE RIGHT BACK WITH KIT HARINGTON.
♪ ♪ (
APPLAUSE )
( BAND PLAYING ) (
CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: HEY!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS THE
EMMY-NOMINATED ACTOR YOU KNOW AS JON SNOW ON "GAME OF THRONES."
PLEASE WELCOME, KIT HARINGTON!
♪ ♪ (
APPLAUSE )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: THANKS FOR BEING
HERE.
I WANT YOU TO KNOW, I WANT YOU TO KNOW, IN CASE YOU DO NOT HAVE
THE REFERENCE FOR THIS, IS THAT NOT EVERY GUEST WHO COMES ON
GETS SQUEALS OF PLEASURE.
>> REALLY.
>> Stephen: FROM THE AUDIENCE.
VERY FEW PEOPLE GET THAT.
>> THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WELL, NICE TO MEET
YOU.
IVE NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO TALK TO YOU BEFORE?
>> NO.
ITS VERY NICE TO MEET YOU.
THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.
>> Stephen: AND I KNOW THIS IS A BIT OF A CHALLENGE FOR YOU
BECAUSE YOU AND OTHER MEMBERS OF THE CAST ARE OUT HERE TALKING
ABOUT, YOU KNOW, THE FINAL SEASON COMING UP, BUT YOU CANT
REALLY-- YOU CANT REALLY SAY ANYTHING ABOUT WHATS GOING TO
HAPPEN.
>> I CANT SAY ANYTHING.
THATS THE PROBLEM.
WERE ALL IN THE SAME BOAT, ALL OF US IN THE CAST.
WERE KIND OF TURNING TO EACH OTHER GOING, WHAT, DO YOU SAY?"
AND I CANT EVEN SAY LIES.
I CANT EVEN MAKE SOMETHING UP.
>> Stephen: WHY CANT YOU MAKE STUFF UP?
>> BECAUSE THEN THAT GETS PICKED UP AND THEY PICK THAT APART AND
ANYTHING THAT MIGHT BE TRUE THEY NARROWED THAT OUT OF IT.
>> Stephen: THROW STUFF IN THAT COULDNT POSSIBLY HAPPEN
LIKE FRODO THROWS A RING IN THE MOUNT OF DOOM.
WEVE GOT-- ITS EVERYWHERE.
EVERYBODYS TALKING ABOUT IT NOW.
THIS IS ONE OF THE-- I DONT KNOW-- 50 COMMEMORATIVE COVERS
OR SOMETHING THAT "ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY" IT PUTTING OUT RIGHT
THERE.
ARE YOU GOING TO MISS-- ARE YOU GOING TO MISS THE FURZE?
JUST TELL ME IF YOURE GOING TO MISS THE SMELL OF WET FUR, KIT
HARRINGTON?
>> YOU KNOW, IT WEIGHS A TON.
IT SMELLS AWFUL.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
>> ITS WONDERFUL.
WHENEVER WE WENT OUT THERE AND YOU PUT IT BACK ON YOU FEEL BACK
IN THE CHARACTER AGAIN.
THATS GREAT.
BUT EVERYTHING ELSE ABOUT IT IS JUST-- IT-- IT LITERALLY-- I
THINK THEY ADDED WEIGHT TO IT EVERY YEAR.
( LAUGHTER ) JUST BECAUSE, "A," THE COSTUME
DESIGNER HATES ACTORS, OBVIOUSLY.
AND, LIKE, I THINK THEY JUST WANTED TO PHYSICALLY TIRE US OUT
BY THE END SO WE NEVER, EVER WANTED TO DO THE SHOW AGAIN.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: IF YOU-- IF YOU HAD TO LIVE IN THE "GAME OF
THRONES" WORLD, WHERE WOULD YOU WANT TO LIVE?
WHAT-- LIKE, WOULD YOU WANT TO BE YOUR CHARACTER--
>> NOT BE ON THE WALL.
NOT BE ON THE WALL.
>> Stephen: NOT BE ON THE WALL.
>> ID GO TO DORN OR SOMETHING.
>> Stephen: THEYRE ALL TANNED THERE.
>> ALL THE OTHER ACTORS WOULD COME BACK FROM CROATIA.
IT WAS GREAT, WE HAD SILK COSTUMES.
WE TOOK THEM OFF AT THE END OF THE DAY WITH OUR MA-GREETERS.
>> Stephen: MARGARITAS.
>> AND IVE BEEN IN THE RAIN AND MUD WITH NIGH 15-KILOGRAM
COSTUME FOR THREE MONTHS.
>> Stephen: HOW LONG HAS BEEN IT BEEN SINCE YOU STARTED
SHOOTING SEASON 1?
>> 10 YEARS 10 YEARS.
>> Stephen: HERE YOU ARE, FIRST EPISODE, RIGHT, FIRST
SEASON.
>> I COULDNT EVEN GROW A BEARD THEN.
THAT BEARD IS DRAWN ON.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: WHAT-- DID YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU WERE
GETTING YOURSELF INTO, LIKE, WHEN YOU STARTED THIS?
>> NO.
>> Stephen: DID YOU THINK IT WAS GOING TO BE 10 YEARS OF
THIS?
>> I KNEW-- ALL I KNEW WAS I BOOKED A PILOT ON AN HBO TV
SHOW, AND THAT WAS JUST WINNING THE LOTTERY ANYWAY.
LIKE, WHETHER IT WAS GOOD OR EVEN GOT PICKED UP WAS BY THE BY
FOR ME.
SO, NO, I HAD-- OBVIOUSLY HAD NO IDEA.
AND TO THINK ID BE OUT IN NEW YORK DOING TALK SHOWS OR GOING
TO THE EMMYS OR THE SAGA, WARDS-- OR WHATEVER-- OR MEETING
SOME OF THE PEOPLE I HAVE, ITS-- ITS EXTRAORDINARY.
AND ITS SORT OF, AFTER 10 YEARS OF IT, IM STILL PINCHING
MYSELF, AND I STILL CANT QUITE GRASP IT.
AND I THINK ABOUT 10 YEARS AGO, I THINK ABOUT WHO I WAS 10 YEARS
AGO, AND WHAT THE THE WORLD WAS 10 YEARS AGO.
AND I THINK ABOUT IT NOW, AND WHERE WE ARE NOW AND WHO I AM
NOW.
AND THEYRE JUST WORLDS APART.
ITS-- ITS BEEN -- >> Stephen: THIS SHOW WAS A
BIG CULTURAL DEFINER FOR THE 2010s.
>> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Stephen: SO WE CAN BLAME YOU.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: FOR WHERE WE ARE RIGHT NOW.
LAUGH.
>> IVE GOT THIS THEORY, YOU KNOW, THAT WE KIND OF SCREWED
THE POLITICAL LANDSCAPE.
I FEEL LIKE-- (
LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: BY MAKING THE LANNISTERS AN ACCEPTABLE FORM OF
RULING FAMILY?
>> NO, I JUST FELT THAT CERTAIN, YOU KNOW, POLITICAL FIGURES
TRIED TO EMULATE JOFFREE AND THINGS WENT A BIT WRONG?
>> Stephen: GOT THE HAIR.
ARE-- DID YOU KNOW HOW THE SERIES ENDED BEFORE YOU GOT TO
THE END?
LIKE, DID YOU HAVE SOME SENSE OF WHERE THIS WAS GOING BEFORE YOU
GUYS SHOT THE FINAL STUFF?
>> I HAD MY THEORIES.
I HAD, LIKE, THEORIES ALL ALONG AND ALL OF THEM WERE WRONG.
THEY WERE ALL WRONG.
AND IM QUITE GLAD I NEVER TOLD ANYONE MY THEORIES BECAUSE THEY
WERE ALL WRONG.
>> Stephen: YOU CAN EVEN TELL US THE WRONG THEORIES.
>> NO, BECAUSE THEN YOU SEE-- I CANT SAY ANYTHING.
>> Stephen: CALCULATEUS ELIMINATEUS.
THATS THE PROBLEM.
>> THIS IS THE PROBLEM, CEIVE.
>> Stephen: YOURE A GREAT GUEST RIGHT NOW.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> YEAH, IM AWARE OF THAT.
WE HAD A TABLE READ, THOUGH, AND I WAS THE ONE PERSON WHO HADNT
READ THE EPISODES.
EVERYONE ELSE HAD HAD THEM, LIKE, THREE DAYS BEFORE AND READ
THEM.
AND I JUST-- I THINK I TOLD EVERYONE IT WAS BECAUSE I DIDNT
WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
BUT I THINK IT WAS JUST LAZINESS THEY DIDNT READ THEM.
LAW LAUGH ANYWAY I GOT TO THE TABLE READ AND THEY USED ME AS A
LITMUS TEST.
THEY WERE LOOKING AT ME TO SEE MY REACTION AS THE EVENTS
UNFOLDED.
AND THEY GOT SOME PRETTY GOOD REACTIONS.
IT WAS ALL FILMED -- >> Stephen: WHAT WAS YOUR
REACTION WHEN YOU GOT TO THE VERY END OF-- CAN YOU TELL US
THAT, WHAT YOUR REACTION WAS?
>> I WAS VERY SHOCKED AND SURPRISED AT CERTAIN EVENTS
UNFOLDING.
AND THEN I-- THEN I BLUBBED MY EYES OUT.
>> Stephen: YOU CRIED.
>> I CRIED, YEAH.
>> Stephen: OH, SO IT HAS A HAPPY ENDING, EVERYBODY...
( LAUGHTER ).
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: EVERYBODY, ITS ALL A DREAM, YOU WAKE UP AND
EVERYTHING IS FINE.
>> YOUD BE SO DISAPPOINTED IF IT JUST ENDED-- ANYWAY, IM NOT
GOING TO GO DOWN THAT ROAD.
>> Stephen: ILL BE DISAPPOINTED-- ILL BE
DISAPPOINTED WHEN IT ENDS.
LAST SEASON, THIS IS-- THIS IS, OF COURSE, YOU-- YOUR-- YOUR
LOVER IN THE-- EARLIER IN THE SEASON IS ROSE LESLYE, GRET.
WHO IS NOW YOUR LOVELY WIFE.
YOU GUYS MET AND GOT MARRIED.
FANTASTIC.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AND I-- AND I BRING THIS UP,
BESIDES TO CONGRATULATE YOU, TO ALSO-- TO REMIND THE AUDIENCE
HERE THAT LAST SEASON, I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU TOLD YOUR
WIFE HOW THAT SEASON ENDED.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: AND THEN SHE WAS VERY ANGRY THAT YOU TOLD HER.
>> SHE ASKED.
LIKE...
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: NO, WAIT A SECOND I DIDNT HEAR THAT PART.
SHE SAID, "HOW DOES IT END?" AND YOU TOLD HER.
>> SHE ASKED AND I SAID, "YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW."
AND SHE SAID, "I WANT TO KNOW."
AND SHE SAID I WANT TO KNOW.
AND I SAID HE DESTROYS THE WALL AND THE ARMY OF THE UNDEAD COME
RUSHING THROUGH AND IT ENDS THERE.
AND SHE LOOKED AT ME LIKE...
( LAUGHTER ) AND THEN, LIKE, IT WAS LIKE,
"HOW DARE YOU?" "YOU ASKED."
AND THEN SHE DIDNT TALK TO ME FOR, LIKE, TWO DAYS OR
SOMETHING.
SHES DOING HER OWN PRESS AT THE MOMENT.
SHE KEEPS CONTRADICTING EVERYTHING I SAY, SO --
>> Stephen: DOES SHE KNOW HOW THIS END?
DID YOU TELL HER HOW THE WHOLE SERIES ENDS.
>> NO.
>> Stephen: HAS SHE ASKED?
>> YES, YES, SHE HAS GUESSED EVERY POSSIBLE OUTCOME BAR THE
ONE THAT HAPPENS.
>> Stephen: WHAT HAS HE GUESSED?
>> IM NOT TELLING YOU, CEIVEN.
( LAUGHTER ) (
CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: NOW, I UNDERSTAND-- I UNDERSTAND THAT
THE FINAL SIX EPISODES-- HOW MANY EPISODES ARE THERE THIS
TIME AROUND?
EIGHT?
>> SIX.
>> Stephen: THERE ARE ONLY SIX.
>> THERE ARE SIX.
>> Stephen: IT TOOK 10 MONTHS TO FILM.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: AND IT INCLUDES ONE OF THE BIGGEST BATTLE
SEQUENCES IN FILM.
>> I THINK IT MIGHT BE THE BIGGEST BATTLE ON TV OR FILM.
I DONT KNOW.
I COULDNT SAY FOR SURE.
BUT ITS UP IS THERE.
>> Stephen: WHAT WAS-- WHAT WAS THAT LIKE?
HOW LONG DID IT TAKE JUST TO SHOOT THAT BATTLE?
>> 55 NIGHTS.
>> Stephen: SO THE BATTLE TAKES PLACE AT NIGHT?
>> WELL, THAT WE CAN SAY, YEAH, IT DOES.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: I DONT KNOW.
I DONT KNOW.
I DIDNT KNOW THAT BEFORE AND NOW I DO.
>> ITS A NIGHT BATTLE.
>> Stephen: ITS A NIGHT BATTLE, OKAY, SURE.
>> ITS A NIGHT BATTLE.
>> Stephen: UH-HUH.
UH-HUH.
RIGHT.
>> EVERYONE SURVIVES.
>> Stephen: NO ONEIDIZE.
>> NO ONEIDIZE.
>> Stephen: EXACTLY.
>> NO ONE DIES.
>> Stephen: EVERYBODY MISSES, RIGHT?
SO WHATS THAT LIKE, 55-- WHERE WERE YOU SHOOTING THIS?
>> WE WERE STHOOGHT IN BELFAST.
>> Stephen: WAS THIS IN WINTER OR SUMMER.
>> IT WAS MIDWINTER.
>> Stephen: MIDWINTER IN BELFAST AT NIGHT!
THAT MUST SUCK.
>> NO, IT DID.
YOU REALIZE-- YOU REALLY REALIZE THAT HUMANS ARE NOT NOCTURNAL
CREATURES WHEN YOU PUT A CREW THROUGH 55 NIGHT SHOOTS.
AND DAVID AND DAN JUST KIND OF SWORN UP EVERY ONCE A WEEK, AND
THE POISON IN EVERYONES EYES LIKE, "YOURE NOT GOING THROUGH
THIS, MAN."
IT WAS-- IT WAS SERIOUS.
YEAH, IT WAS-- IT WAS A LOT TO ASK.
BUT I THINK IT WILL BE DEFINITELY WORTH IT.
>> Stephen: WELL, SINCE YOU CANT TELL ME--
>> ANYTHING.
>> Stephen: ANYTHING, IM GOING TO-- IM JUST GOING TO
GUESS SOME THINGS.
AND I KNOW YOU CANT-- I KNOW YOU CANT SAY ANYTHING.
>> ARE YOU GOING TO TRY TO READ IT IN MY EYE S.
>> Stephen: CAN YOU GET A SINGLE ON KIT, PLEASE?
DONT PUSH IN YET.
DONT PUSH IN.
AS EYE (
CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> DO YOU WANT ME TO LOOK DOWNTOWN LENS?
>> Stephen: LOOK STRAIGHT INTO THE CAMERA.
ILL SAY THESE.
AND YOU TRY TO CONVEY NO INFORMATION AS I MAKE MY
GUESSES.
>> GOTCHA.
>> Stephen: OKAY?
"GAME OF THRONES" FINALE THEORIES:
SOMEBODY DIES.
( LAUGHTER ) IN THE FINAL SCENE, WE SEE
GEORGE.
ARE R. MARTIN WATCHING THE CREDITS ROLL.
HE SAYS, "THATS A GREAT IDEA," AND FINALLY FINISHES HIS BOOK.
( LAUGHTER ) THE LAST LINE, "TURNS OUT THE
REAL GAME WAS HOW WE MADE FRIENDS ALONG THE WAY."
( LAUGHTER ) >> NO.
>> Stephen: JOURNEYS DONT STOP BELIEVING PLAYS, AND WE
SUDDENLY CUT TO BLACK.
( LAUGHTER ) THIS IS THE ONE I THINK-- THIS
IS THE ONE I HOPE.
IM HOPING ITS GOING TO BE THIS ONE, SO DONT-- DONT BETRAY
ANYTHING.
BECAUSE IF THIS IS THE ONE THAT I WANT TO HAVE HAPPEN, IT WILL
BREAK MY HEART IF YOU LET ME KNOW THAT IM RIGHT AND ITS NOT
A SURPRISE TO ME.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
CONVEY NO INFORMATION.
I KNOW YOURE AN ACTOR.
AND I KNOW THE CAMERA CAN READ YOUR MIND.
AND I KNOW YOURE TRAINED TO GIVE ME AN EMOTIONAL RESPONSE.
BUT, PLEASE, DO NOTHING WITH YOUR FACE!
( LAUGHTER ).
>> IM VERY GOOD AT THAT AS JON SNOW.
>> Stephen: JON SNOW HAS A SON AND NAMES HIM TONY.
HOW STARK.
TONY STARK, HES IRON MAN.
ITS THE ULTIMATE CROSSOVER!
>> YOU GOT IT.
YOU GOT IT.
>> Stephen: GOT IT OUT OF YOU.
THANK YOU, KIT.
THE FINAL SEASON OF "GAME OF THRONES" BEGINS APRIL 14 ON HBO.
KIT HARINGTON, EVERYBODY!
WELL BE RIGHT BACK WITH AMBER TAMBLYN.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: THERE YOU GO.
FOLKS, MY NEXT GUEST IS AN ACTRESS, DIRECTOR AND WRITER YOU
KNOW FROM "HOUSE" AND "SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING
PANTS."
HER NEW MEMOIR IS "ERA OF IGNITION."
PLEASE WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW," AMBER TAMBLYN.
♪ ♪ (
APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: HELLO.
>> HELLO!
>> Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
>> NICE TO SEE YOU.
>> Stephen: YOUR SHOES HAVE, LIKE, A ROYAL CREST ON THEM OR
SOMETHING.
>> THEY DO.
ITS A FEMINIST CREST.
( APPLAUSE ).
>> Stephen: THERE YOU GO.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE A NEW BOOK CALLED "ERA OF IGNITION."
ITS OUT TODAY.
ITS ALREADY GOT AN IMPORTANT REVIEW OUT THERE FROM HILLARY
CLINTON.
>> OH, MY LORD.
>> Stephen: RIGHT THERE.
SAYING SHE APPRECIATES YOUR THOUGHTFULNESS.
THERE YOU GO.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: NOT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT, BY THE WAY.
DID YOU KNOW THAT, NOT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT?
>> YES, I DID HEAR THAT.
I DID HEAR THAT.
>> Stephen: WHATS THE "ERA OF IGNITION"?
IS THAT BECAUSE THE WORLD IS ON FIRE RIGHT NOW.
>> A LITTLE BIT, A LITTLE BIT ACTUALLY, YEAH.
I WAS TRYING TO COME UP WITH THIS TERMINOLOGY, THIS LANGUAGE
TO DESCRIBE MY OWN SORT OF EXISTENTIAL CRISIS IN MY 20s.
IM NOW IN MY MID-30s.
AND DURING A TIME IN WHICH THE NATION ALSO FEELS LIKE ITS
GOING THROUGH ITS OWN EXISTENTIAL CRISE.
AND WHAT DO WE DO AFTER THIS PALPABLE RAGE AND ALL THE CHANGE
THATS BEEN HAPPENING, AND THIS REALLY SENSE OF CHAOTIC TIMING
OF THE WORLD SORT OF EVAPORATING AND EXPLODING AS WE KNOW IT--
METAPHORICALLY, OF COURSE.
>> Stephen: I WAS GOING TO SAY, THATS A FRIGHTENING
SENTENCE.
>> I THINK EVERYTHING FROM 2017S "ME TOO" MOVEMENT, THE
ELECTION OF DONALD TRUMP.
IT FEELS LIKE A LOT OF CHAOS.
AND I THINK YOU CAN FIND A LOT OF BEAUTY IN THE CHAOS AND A LOT
OF CLARITY IN THAT.
I THINK WHAT COMES AFTER ALL OF THAT IS THE IDEA OF THE ERA OF
IGNITION WHEN EVERYONE IS INSPIRED AND PROACTIVELY
CREATING CHANGE IN THEIR OWN COMMUNITY S.
COMMUNITY.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE BEEN POLITICALLY ACTIVE FOR A WHILE.
YOU WORKED ON HILLARY CLINTONS CAMPAIGN IN 2008.
>> IN 2008 AND 2016.
>> Stephen: WHAT WAS THAT LIKE?
WHAT WAS THAT FIRST CAMPAIGN LIKE?
>> I WAS-- I WAS SUCH A POLITICAL GEEK GROWING UP.
EVEN WHEN I COULDNT VOTE, WHEN I WAS MUCH YOUNGER I-- YOU KNOW
ALL MY FRIENDS IN HIGH SCHOOL OR WHATEVER WERE GOING TO SMOKE POT
OR DOING WHATEVER THEY WERE DOING, AND IM LIKE, "IM GOING
TO GO VOLUNTEER ON VOTING DAY AND CHECK PEOPLE IN AT THE
ELECTION BOOTH."
AND I WOULD SIT THERE LIKE I WAS REESE WITHERSPOON, "GIVE ME YOUR
I.D.
NOTHING HAS CHANGED.
IN FACT, IM GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO HILLARY CLINTON AS WE
CAN ALL SEE.
ITS FINALLY HAPPENING.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ITS FINALLY HAPPENING.
>> Stephen: WELL, WHEN-- WHAT DID YOU DO WHEN YOU WERE-- WHEN
YOU WERE HELPING HER?
LIKE, WERE YOU TRAVELING WITH HER, TO HER SPEECHES?
>> YEAH, ACTUALLY, IN 2008 I WORKED AND CO-RAN SORT OF HER
YOUTH OUTREACH PROGRAM WITH YOUR DEAR FRIEND AMERICA FERRERA, WHO
IS A DEAR FRIEND OF MINE.
AND I REMEMBER-- ONE OF THE STORIES I SHARE IN THE BOOK--
WAS GETTING ABLE TO TRAVEL ON HER-- HER PLANE.
AND GETTING TO SIT BEHIND HER DURING A TIME BEFORE ONE OF THE
DEBATES WHEN SHE WAS TAKING COPIOUS NOTES AND I WAS JUST
SORT OF SITTING BEHIND HER AND PEEKING, YOU KNOW, THROUGH THE
CRACK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TWO SEATS, AND SEEING HER-- JUST,
LIKE, A PILE OF NOTES.
AND I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT.
BUT SHE KEPT TAKING POST-ITS AND PUTTING IT ON THINGS, AND THE
SUN WAS GOING DOWN, AND I WAS FALLING ASLEEP.
AND THIS WAS AFTER HOURS AND HOURS OF TRAVEL.
AND I REMEMBER HER PUTTING ON ONE OF THE POST-ITS, "THIS IS
REALLY IMPORTANT."
I ACTUALLY HAVE AN OLD POST-IT UNDERNEATH MY WRITING GLASS THAT
SAYS, "THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT" AS A MANTRA WHEN I THINK ABOUT
THE WORK IM DOING AND THE WORK MY FRIENDS ARE DOING TO KEEP IT
IN MY MINDS EYE.
>> Stephen: YOU WRITE ABOUT THE BEGINNING OF THE "TIMES UP"
MOVEMENT IN THIS BOOK WHICH ABOUT A YEAR INTO THE "TIMES
UP" MOVEMENT.
AFTER ONE YEAR WHAT-- YOU KNOW, ITS BEEN SUCH A SIGNIFICANT
CULTURAL EVENT THE LAST, SAY, MAYBE YEAR AND A HALF, BUT
"TIMES UP" CERTAINLY THAT PART OF IT, THAT ORGANIZATION, THE
LAST YEAR.
WHAT DO YOU HOPE FOR THE SECOND YEAR?
>> I THINK "TIMES UP" IS A REALLY GREAT EXAMPLE OF WHAT
CAME OUT OF THIS PALATABLE RAGE THAT I WRITE ABOUT IN THE BOOK A
LOT, THIS IDEA OF THE MOMENTUM AND WHAT DO WE DO WITH IT AFTER
THE FACT?
ONE OF THE MOST AMAZING THINGS I THINK "TIMES UP" IS DOING RIGHT
NOW, THEY JUST LAUNCHED "TIMES UP" HEALTH CARE, WHICH I THINK
IS SUCH AN IMPORTANT PART OF THE PUZZLE WHEN WE ARE TALKING ABOUT
EQUAL PAY AND EQUAL REPRESENTATION ACROSS ALL CENTER
INDUSTRYS.
THIS IS ABOUT GETTING MORE REPRESENTATIONS NOT ONLY ON
BOARDS OF DIRECTORS IN HOSPITALS AND PHYSICIANS BUT ALSO
RESEARCH, A PLACE THAT IS DEEPLY BIASED AND NOT EXACTLY EQUAL IN
CERTAIN FIELDS.
SO I THINK THATS ONE OF THE MOST AMAZING THINGS WERE
WORKING ON-- CERTAINLY FOR ME.
THIS HAS BEEN ONE OF THE MOST PROFOUND EXPERIENCES TO WORK
TRULY INTERSECTIONALLY.
SO REALLY WORKING WITH WOMEN OF ALL DIFFERENT KINDS AND WITH
WOMEN THAT I WOULD HAVE NEVER HAD THE CHANCE, THE OPPORTUNITY
TO WORK WITH BEFORE.
AND FOR ALL OF US TO SAY YOU KNOW WHAT?
LETS NOT JUST LINK ARMS TOGETHER AND SAY THIS ISNT
RIGHT, BUT REMIND US THAT THERE IS WOMEN BEHIND US WHO ARE NOT
THERE WITH US AND WHO WANT TO COME UP AND BE A PART OF THAT
AND TO ALWAYS REMEMBER TO REACH BEHIND.
THAT, TO ME, IS THE MANTRA.
>> Stephen: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.
>> >> Stephen: ITS NICE TO SEE
YOU AGAIN.
>> THANK YOU, STEPHEN.
>> Stephen: "ERA OF IGNITION" IS AVAILABLE NOW.
AMBER TAMBLYN, EVERYBODY!
WELL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE BY HOZIER.
>> Stephen: AND NOW, PERFORMING "ALMOST" FROM HIS ALBUM,
"WASTELAND BABY," PLEASE WELCOME, HOZIER!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
) ♪ ♪
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
) ♪ ♪
♪ ♪
♪ I CAME IN FROM THE OUTSIDE BURNT OUT FROM THE JOY RIDE
♪ SHE LIKES TO ROLL HERE IN MY ASHES ANYWAY
♪ PLAYED FROM THE BEDSIDE IS "STELLA BY STARLIGHT"
♪ "THAT WAS MY HEART" THE DRUMS THAT START
♪ OFF "NIGHT AND DAY" THE SAME KIND OF MUSIC
♪ HAUNTS HER BEDROOM IM ALMOST ME AGAIN
♪ SHES ALMOST YOU I WOULDNT KNOW WHERE TO
♪ START "SWEET MUSIC" PLAYING "IN THE DARK"
♪ BE STILL "MY FOOLISH HEART" DONT RUIN THIS ON ME
♪ I WOULDNT KNOW WHERE TO START "SWEET MUSIC"
♪ PLAYING "IN THE DARK" BE STILL "MY FOOLISH HEART"
♪ DONT RUIN THIS ON ME TELL ME WHO AND
♪ ILL BE THANKING THEM THE NUMBERED LOVERS
♪ OF DUKE ELLINGTON DO I OWE EACH KISS TO LIP
♪ AND CHEEK AS SOFT AS CHET CAN SING "LETS GET LOST"
♪ AND "LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL" LET "SMOKE RINGS" FROM
♪ THIS "PAPER DOLL" BLOW SWEET AND THICK
♪ TIL EVERY THOUGHT OF "IT DONT MEAN A THING"
IVE GOT SOME COLOUR BACK ♪ SHE THINKS SO, TOO
I LAUGH LIKE ME AGAIN ♪ SHE LAUGHS LIKE YOU
I WOULDNT KNOW WHERE TO ♪ START "SWEET MUSIC"
PLAYING "IN THE DARK" ♪ BE STILL "MY FOOLISH HEART"
DONT RUIN THIS ON ME ♪ I WOULDNT KNOW WHERE TO
START "SWEET MUSIC" ♪ PLAYING "IN THE DARK"
BE STILL "MY FOOLISH HEART" ♪ DONT RUIN THIS ON ME
I WOULDNT KNOW WHERE ♪ I WOULDNT KNOW WHERE
I WOULDNT ♪ I WOULDNT KNOW WHERE
I WOULDNT KNOW WHERE ♪ I WOULDNT KNOW WHERE
I WOULDNT KNOW WHERE ♪ I WOULDNT KNOW
"THE VERY THOUGHT OF YOU" ♪ AND "AM I BLUE"
"A LOVE SUPREME" ♪ SEEMS FAR REMOVED
"I GET ALONG ♪ WITHOUT YOU VERY WELL"
SOME OTHER NIGHTS THE ♪ RADIO NEWS READER CHIMES
REPORTING "RUSSIAN LULLABIES" ♪ SHELL TURN TO ME AWAKE AND
ASK IS EVERYTHING "ALRIGHT" ♪ I WOULDNT KNOW WHERE TO
START "SWEET MUSIC" ♪ PLAYING "IN THE DARK"
BE STILL "MY FOOLISH HEART" ♪ DONT RUIN THIS ON ME
I WOULDNT KNOW WHERE TO ♪ START "SWEET MUSIC"
PLAYING "IN THE DARK" ♪ BE STILL "MY FOOLISH HEART"
DONT RUIN THIS ON ME ♪ I WOULDNT KNOW WHERE TO
START "SWEET MUSIC" ♪ PLAYING "IN THE DARK"
BE STILL "MY FOOLISH HEART" ♪ DONT RUIN THIS ON ME
I WOULDNT KNOW WHERE TO ♪ START "SWEET MUSIC"
PLAYING "IN THE DARK" ♪ BE STILL "MY FOOLISH HEART"
DONT RUIN THIS ON ME ♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
)
>> Stephen: HOZIER, EVERYBODY!
WELL BE RIGHT BACK.
>> Sphen: HEY, THATS IT FOR "THE LATE SHOW," EVERYBODY.
TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN ILL BE JOINED BY WILLIE GEIST.
NOW STICK AROUND FOR JAMES CORDY.
GOOD NIGHT!
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>> YEE-GAAA!
HIGH-GEEE.
EEE-GHEE.
AND THEYRE GOING TO BE LIKE.