1 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:38,587 I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. 2 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:41,825 From now on, you will speak only when spoken to... 3 00:01:42,002 --> 00:01:45,597 ... and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be ""sir."" 4 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:47,637 Do you maggots understand that? 5 00:01:47,807 --> 00:01:49,035 Sir, yes, sir. 6 00:01:49,209 --> 00:01:52,508 Bullshit. I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair. 7 00:01:52,679 --> 00:01:54,044 Sir, yes, sir. 8 00:01:54,214 --> 00:01:58,571 If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training... 9 00:01:58,752 --> 00:02:00,083 ... you will be a weapon. 10 00:02:00,253 --> 00:02:03,279 You will be a minister of death praying for war. 11 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:06,254 But until that day, you are pukes. 12 00:02:06,426 --> 00:02:08,792 You are the lowest form of life on Earth. 13 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:11,328 You are not even human-fucking-beings. 14 00:02:11,498 --> 00:02:16,390 You are nothing but unorganized, grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit. 15 00:02:16,603 --> 00:02:19,436 Because I am hard, you will not like me. 16 00:02:19,606 --> 00:02:22,302 But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. 17 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:24,568 I am hard but I am fair. 18 00:02:24,744 --> 00:02:27,008 There is no racial bigotry here. 19 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:31,310 I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. 20 00:02:31,484 --> 00:02:33,975 Here, you are all equally worthless. 21 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:37,112 And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers... 22 00:02:37,290 --> 00:02:40,123 ... who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. 23 00:02:40,293 --> 00:02:42,284 Do you maggots understand that? 24 00:02:42,462 --> 00:02:43,690 Sir, yes, sir. 25 00:02:43,863 --> 00:02:45,592 Bullshit. I can't hear you. 26 00:02:45,765 --> 00:02:47,756 Sir, yes, sir! 27 00:02:47,934 --> 00:02:51,199 -What's your name, scumbag? -Sir, Private Brown, sir! 28 00:02:51,538 --> 00:02:53,927 Bullshit. From now on you're Private Snowball. 29 00:02:54,107 --> 00:02:56,439 -Do you like that name? -Sir, yes, sir! 30 00:02:56,609 --> 00:02:59,305 Well, there's one thing that you won't like, Snowball: 31 00:02:59,479 --> 00:03:01,640 They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon... 32 00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:03,908 ... on a daily basis in my mess hall. 33 00:03:04,084 --> 00:03:05,574 Sir, yes, sir! 34 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:09,314 Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me? 35 00:03:09,489 --> 00:03:11,184 Who said that? 36 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:13,314 Who the fuck said that? 37 00:03:13,493 --> 00:03:16,951 Who's the slimy little communist-shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here... 38 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:19,758 ... who just signed his own death warrant? 39 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:22,125 Nobody, huh? 40 00:03:22,302 --> 00:03:25,999 The fairy-fucking-godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. 41 00:03:26,172 --> 00:03:28,766 I will P. T. you all until you fucking die. 42 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:31,706 I'll P. T. you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk. 43 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:34,733 -Was it you, you scroungy little fuck? -Sir, no, sir. 44 00:03:34,914 --> 00:03:38,111 You piece of shit. You look like a fucking worm. I'll bet it was you. 45 00:03:38,284 --> 00:03:41,640 -Sir, no, sir. -Sir, I said it, sir. 46 00:03:43,089 --> 00:03:45,512 Well, no shit. 47 00:03:45,692 --> 00:03:49,025 What have we got here? A fucking comedian. Private Joker. 48 00:03:49,195 --> 00:03:51,083 I admire your honesty. 49 00:03:51,264 --> 00:03:54,722 Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. 50 00:03:56,369 --> 00:04:00,601 You little scumbag. I've got your name. I've got your ass. 51 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:02,799 You will not laugh. You will not cry. 52 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:05,206 You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. 53 00:04:05,645 --> 00:04:07,943 Now get up. Get on your feet. 54 00:04:08,114 --> 00:04:12,847 You best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck. 55 00:04:13,019 --> 00:04:16,375 -Sir, yes, sir. -Private Joker, why did you join my Corps? 56 00:04:16,556 --> 00:04:18,615 -Sir, to kill, sir. -So you're a killer? 57 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:21,647 -Sir, yes, sir. -Let me see your war face. 58 00:04:21,828 --> 00:04:24,217 -Sir? -You've got a war face? 59 00:04:25,498 --> 00:04:29,229 That's a war face. Now let me see your war face. 60 00:04:29,402 --> 00:04:33,930 Bullshit. You didn't convince me. Let me see your real war face. 61 00:04:34,741 --> 00:04:36,697 You don't scare me. Work on it. 62 00:04:36,876 --> 00:04:38,468 Sir, yes, sir! 63 00:04:38,645 --> 00:04:39,907 What's your excuse? 64 00:04:40,079 --> 00:04:41,444 Sir, excuse for what, sir? 65 00:04:41,614 --> 00:04:44,447 I'm asking the fucking questions, private. Do you understand? 66 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:46,642 -Sir, yes, sir. -Well, thank you very much. 67 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:49,380 -Can I be in charge for a while? -Sir, yes, sir. 68 00:04:49,556 --> 00:04:52,684 -Are you shook-up? Are you nervous? -Sir, I am, sir. 69 00:04:52,859 --> 00:04:54,918 -Do I make you nervous? -Sir.... 70 00:04:55,094 --> 00:04:57,790 Sir what? Were you about to call me an asshole? 71 00:04:57,964 --> 00:05:00,296 -Sir, no, sir. -How tall are you, private? 72 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:01,957 Sir, 5'9"", sir. 73 00:05:02,101 --> 00:05:04,899 Five-foot-9. I didn't know they stacked shit that high. 74 00:05:05,071 --> 00:05:07,369 You trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere? 75 00:05:07,540 --> 00:05:10,532 -Sir, no, sir. -Bullshit. It looks like the best part of you... 76 00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:14,441 ... ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a stain on the mattress. 77 00:05:14,647 --> 00:05:15,944 I think you've been cheated. 78 00:05:16,416 --> 00:05:18,213 Where the hell are you from, private? 79 00:05:18,384 --> 00:05:20,875 -Sir, Texas, sir. -Holy dogshit. Texas? 80 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:24,114 Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. 81 00:05:24,290 --> 00:05:27,782 And you don't much look like a steer to me, so that kind of narrows it down. 82 00:05:27,961 --> 00:05:29,952 -Do you suck dicks? -Sir, no, sir. 83 00:05:30,129 --> 00:05:32,427 -Are you a peter puffer? -Sir, no, sir. 84 00:05:32,599 --> 00:05:35,022 I'll bet you would fuck a person in the ass... 85 00:05:35,201 --> 00:05:38,830 ... and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around. 86 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:41,098 I'll be watching you. 87 00:05:42,775 --> 00:05:44,868 Did your parents have any children that lived? 88 00:05:45,044 --> 00:05:47,274 -Sir, yes, sir. -I'll bet they regret that. 89 00:05:47,447 --> 00:05:50,371 You're so ugly you could be a modern-art masterpiece. 90 00:05:50,550 --> 00:05:53,144 -What's your name, fat-body? -Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir. 91 00:05:53,319 --> 00:05:55,014 Lawrence? Lawrence what, of Arabia? 92 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:58,817 -Sir, no, sir. -That name sounds like royalty. You royalty? 93 00:05:58,992 --> 00:06:00,948 -Sir, no, sir. -Do you suck dicks? 94 00:06:01,127 --> 00:06:04,051 -Sir, no, sir. -Bullshit. I'll bet you could suck a golf ball... 95 00:06:04,230 --> 00:06:06,186 -... through a garden hose. -Sir, no, sir. 96 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:07,799 I don't like the name Lawrence. 97 00:06:07,967 --> 00:06:10,094 Only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. 98 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:12,898 -From now on you're Gomer Pyle. -Sir, yes, sir. 99 00:06:13,072 --> 00:06:15,734 Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle? You think I'm funny? 100 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:19,003 -Sir, no, sir. -Wipe that disgusting grin off your face. 101 00:06:19,178 --> 00:06:21,066 Sir, yes, sir. 102 00:06:21,247 --> 00:06:23,374 Well, any-fucking-time, sweetheart. 103 00:06:23,850 --> 00:06:27,240 -Sir, I'm trying, sir. -Private Pyle, I'll give you three seconds... 104 00:06:27,420 --> 00:06:29,513 ... exactly three fucking seconds... 105 00:06:29,689 --> 00:06:32,249 ... to wipe that stupid-looking grin off your face... 106 00:06:32,425 --> 00:06:36,418 ... or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you. 107 00:06:36,596 --> 00:06:39,121 One. Two. Three. 108 00:06:39,299 --> 00:06:43,929 -Sir, I can't help it, sir. -Bullshit. Get on your knees, scumbag. 109 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,635 Now choke yourself. 110 00:06:48,841 --> 00:06:51,867 Goddamn it, with my hand, numb-nuts. 111 00:06:52,512 --> 00:06:56,073 Don't pull my fucking hand over there. I said, choke yourself. 112 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:59,082 Now lean forward and choke yourself. 113 00:07:02,021 --> 00:07:05,081 -Are you through grinning? -Sir, yes, sir. 114 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:06,816 Bullshit. I can't hear you. 115 00:07:07,860 --> 00:07:09,191 Sir, yes, sir. 116 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:13,184 Bullshit. I still can't hear you. Sound off like you've got a pair. 117 00:07:13,366 --> 00:07:15,163 Sir, yes, sir. 118 00:07:15,335 --> 00:07:18,224 That's enough. Get on your feet. 119 00:07:21,207 --> 00:07:25,803 Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links... 120 00:07:25,979 --> 00:07:28,573 ... or I will definitely fuck you up. 121 00:07:28,748 --> 00:07:30,704 Sir, yes, sir. 122 00:07:31,884 --> 00:07:35,308 Left, right, left, right left, right, left. 123 00:07:35,488 --> 00:07:37,820 Left, right, left, right, left. 124 00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:39,618 Left, right, left, right, left.... 125 00:07:39,792 --> 00:07:42,420 Parris Island, South Carolina... 126 00:07:42,595 --> 00:07:45,826 ... the United States Marine Corps Recruit Depot. 127 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:49,628 An eight-week college for the phony-tough and the crazy-brave. 128 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:52,635 Mama and Papa were laying in bed 129 00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:55,569 Mama and Papa were laying in bed 130 00:07:55,742 --> 00:07:58,575 Mama rolled over And this is what she said 131 00:07:58,745 --> 00:08:01,111 Mama rolled over, this is what she said 132 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:04,204 -Oh, give me some, give me some -Oh, give me some, give me some 133 00:08:04,384 --> 00:08:05,681 -P. T. -P. T. 134 00:08:05,852 --> 00:08:07,183 -P. T. -P. T. 135 00:08:07,353 --> 00:08:08,684 -Good for you -Good for you 136 00:08:08,855 --> 00:08:10,345 -And good for me -And good for me 137 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:11,787 -Good -Good 138 00:08:11,958 --> 00:08:14,688 Up in the morning to the rising sun 139 00:08:14,861 --> 00:08:17,352 Up in the morning to the rising sun 140 00:08:17,530 --> 00:08:20,294 Gonna run all day till the running's done 141 00:08:20,466 --> 00:08:23,594 Gonna run all day till the running's done 142 00:08:23,770 --> 00:08:26,603 Ho Chi Minh is a son of a bitch 143 00:08:26,773 --> 00:08:29,196 Ho Chi Minh is a son of a bitch 144 00:08:29,375 --> 00:08:32,264 Got the blue balls, crabs And the seven-year itch 145 00:08:32,445 --> 00:08:35,505 Got the blue balls, crabs And the seven-year itch 146 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:39,209 Left, right, left, right, left. 147 00:08:39,385 --> 00:08:42,309 Your left shoulder. 148 00:08:43,222 --> 00:08:46,350 Left, right, left. Port. 149 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:51,326 Left, right. Attack. Halt. 150 00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:55,194 Left shoulder. 151 00:08:58,271 --> 00:09:01,035 Private Pyle, what are you trying to do to my beloved Corps? 152 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:03,732 -Sir, I don't know, sir. -You are dumb, Private Pyle... 153 00:09:03,910 --> 00:09:07,175 ... but do you expect me to believe that you don't know left from right? 154 00:09:07,346 --> 00:09:09,712 -Sir, no, sir. -Then you did that on purpose. 155 00:09:09,882 --> 00:09:12,771 -You wanna be different. -Sir, no, sir. 156 00:09:12,952 --> 00:09:15,841 -What side was that, Private Pyle? -Sir, left side, sir. 157 00:09:16,022 --> 00:09:19,549 -Are you sure, Private Pyle? -Sir, yes, sir. 158 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:23,287 -What side was that, Private Pyle? -Sir, right side, sir. 159 00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:25,829 Don't fuck with me again, Pyle. 160 00:09:25,998 --> 00:09:27,625 Pick up your fucking cover. 161 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,028 Sir, yes, sir. 162 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:32,035 Your left shoulder. 163 00:09:33,005 --> 00:09:36,270 Left, right, left. Port. 164 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:40,304 Left shoulder. 165 00:09:41,881 --> 00:09:44,805 Your right shoulder. 166 00:09:46,185 --> 00:09:50,975 Left, right, left, right. Your left shoulder. 167 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,886 Left, two, three, four. 168 00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:57,586 Your right shoulder. 169 00:10:00,366 --> 00:10:04,359 Tonight you pukes will sleep with your rifles. 170 00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:08,029 You will give your rifle a girl's name. 171 00:10:08,207 --> 00:10:13,406 Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. 172 00:10:13,579 --> 00:10:18,039 Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch... 173 00:10:18,217 --> 00:10:22,381 ... through her purty pink panties are over. 174 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:24,614 You're married to this piece. 175 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:27,453 This weapon of iron and wood. 176 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:30,824 And you will be faithful. 177 00:10:31,597 --> 00:10:33,360 Arms. 178 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,732 Prepare to mount. 179 00:10:41,707 --> 00:10:43,265 Mount. 180 00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:49,639 Port. 181 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:55,715 Pray. 182 00:10:56,422 --> 00:10:58,447 This is my rifle. 183 00:10:58,624 --> 00:11:02,116 There are many like it, but this one is mine. 184 00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:04,957 My rifle is my best friend. 185 00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:06,792 It is my life. 186 00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:11,255 I must master it as I must master my life. 187 00:11:11,437 --> 00:11:14,395 Without me, my rifle is useless. 188 00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:17,429 Without my rifle, I am useless. 189 00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:20,474 I must fire my rifle true. 190 00:11:20,646 --> 00:11:24,673 I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. 191 00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:27,809 I must shoot him before he shoots me. 192 00:11:27,987 --> 00:11:29,511 I will. 193 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:32,351 Before God, I swear this creed. 194 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:36,222 My rifle and myself are defenders of my country. 195 00:11:36,395 --> 00:11:38,659 We are the masters of our enemy. 196 00:11:38,831 --> 00:11:41,322 We are the saviors of my life. 197 00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:45,699 So be it until there is no enemy, but peace. 198 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,567 Amen. 199 00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:49,901 Arm. 200 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,374 At ease. 201 00:11:56,282 --> 00:11:57,772 Good night, ladies. 202 00:11:57,917 --> 00:12:00,579 Good night, sir. 203 00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:03,547 -Hit it, sweetheart. -Sir, aye, aye, sir. 204 00:12:04,023 --> 00:12:06,878 Right shoulder. 205 00:12:10,863 --> 00:12:14,651 That is not your daddy's shotgun, Cowboy. 206 00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:19,033 Left shoulder. 207 00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:26,701 Move the rifle around your head, not your head around the rifle. 208 00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:30,377 Port. 209 00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:37,214 Four inches from your chest, Pyle. Four inches. 210 00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:40,350 This is my rifle, this is my gun 211 00:12:40,526 --> 00:12:43,017 This is for fighting, this is for fun 212 00:12:43,195 --> 00:12:45,618 This is my rifle, this is my gun 213 00:12:45,798 --> 00:12:48,187 This is for fighting, this is for fun 214 00:12:48,367 --> 00:12:50,858 This is my rifle, this is my gun 215 00:12:51,037 --> 00:12:53,460 This is for fighting, this is for fun 216 00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:56,062 This is my rifle, this is my gun 217 00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:58,665 This is for fighting, this is for fun 218 00:12:58,844 --> 00:13:01,210 This is my rifle, this is my gun 219 00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:04,144 This is for fighting, this is for fun 220 00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:11,051 You ' re bouncing. 221 00:13:26,839 --> 00:13:28,101 T en fucking seconds. 222 00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:33,132 It should take you no less than 1 0 fucking seconds to negotiate this obstacle. 223 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:34,802 Quickly, move it out. 224 00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:38,609 There ain't one swinging-dick private in this platoon's gonna graduate... 225 00:13:38,784 --> 00:13:43,050 ... until they can get this obstacle down to less than 1 0 fucking seconds. 226 00:14:06,545 --> 00:14:08,536 Next two privates. Quickly. 227 00:14:08,714 --> 00:14:11,478 Get over that goddamn obstacle. Move it. 228 00:14:11,650 --> 00:14:13,709 Next two privates. Quickly. 229 00:14:13,886 --> 00:14:15,251 Hurry up. Get up there. 230 00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:18,117 -Private Joker, are you a killer? -Sir, yes, sir. 231 00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:20,155 Let me hear your war cry. 232 00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:24,057 Next two privates, go. Quickly. 233 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:26,357 Get your fat ass over there, Private Pyle. 234 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:28,261 Oh, that's right, Private Pyle. 235 00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:32,325 Don't make any fucking effort to get up to the top of the fucking obstacle. 236 00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:36,999 If God wanted you up there, he would have miracled your ass up by now, wouldn't he? 237 00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:39,906 -Sir, yes, sir. -Get your fat ass up there, Pyle. 238 00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:42,274 -Sir, yes, sir. -What is the matter with you? 239 00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:46,646 I'll bet if there was some pussy up there on top of that obstacle, you could get up there. 240 00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:48,514 -Couldn't you? -Sir, yes, sir. 241 00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:52,885 Your ass looks like about 1 50 pounds of chewed bubble gum. Do you know that? 242 00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:54,492 Sir, yes, sir. 243 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,228 One for the commandant. 244 00:15:00,332 --> 00:15:02,425 One for the Corps. 245 00:15:03,135 --> 00:15:06,366 Get up there. Pull. 246 00:15:06,972 --> 00:15:10,237 I guess the Corps don't get theirs. Get up there, Pyle. 247 00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:13,435 Pull. Pull, Pyle, pull. 248 00:15:13,612 --> 00:15:16,137 One pull-up, Pyle. Come on, pull. 249 00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:19,910 You gotta be shitting me, Pyle. Get your ass up there. 250 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:23,749 Do you mean to tell me that you cannot do one single pull-up? 251 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:28,280 You are a worthless piece of shit, Pyle. Get out of my face. 252 00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:30,452 Get up there, Snowball. 253 00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:33,259 Get up here, fat-boy. 254 00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:36,697 Quickly. Move it up. Move it up, Pyle. Move it up. 255 00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:41,067 You climb obstacles like old people fuck. Do you know that, Private Pyle? 256 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:44,539 Get up here. You're too slow. Move it. Move it. 257 00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:48,237 Private Pyle, whatever you do, don't fall down. 258 00:15:48,414 --> 00:15:50,609 That would break my fucking heart. 259 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:54,241 Quickly. Up and over. Up and over. 260 00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:57,947 Well, what in the fuck are you waiting for, Private Pyle? 261 00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:01,855 Get up and over. Move it, move it, move it. 262 00:16:02,027 --> 00:16:04,552 Are you quitting on me? 263 00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:06,755 Well, are you? 264 00:16:06,932 --> 00:16:11,221 Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. 265 00:16:11,403 --> 00:16:13,894 Get the fuck off of my obstacle. 266 00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:16,803 Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. 267 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,171 Now. Move it. 268 00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:24,703 I'm gonna rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. 269 00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:27,512 I will motivate you, Private Pyle... 270 00:16:27,686 --> 00:16:32,282 ... if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo. 271 00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:35,886 Pick them up and set them down, Pyle. 272 00:16:36,061 --> 00:16:38,120 Quickly. Move it out. 273 00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:42,893 Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece of shit, Private Pyle? 274 00:16:43,068 --> 00:16:45,400 Or did you have to work on it? 275 00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:49,166 Move it up. Quickly. Hustle up. 276 00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:53,903 The fucking war will be over by the time we get out there, won't it, Private Pyle? 277 00:16:54,079 --> 00:16:55,637 Move it. 278 00:16:55,814 --> 00:16:59,978 Are you going to fucking die, Pyle? Are you going to die on me? 279 00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:02,177 Do it now. 280 00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:05,812 Move it up. Hustle it up. Quickly, quickly, quickly. 281 00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:09,452 Do you feel dizzy? 282 00:17:09,628 --> 00:17:11,960 Do you feel faint? 283 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:17,658 Jesus H. Christ, I think you've got a hard-on. 284 00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:23,297 Quickly, ladies. Assholes and elbows. Move it out. 285 00:17:23,475 --> 00:17:24,999 Get up here. 286 00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:28,840 Move it. Move it, move it, move it. 287 00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:30,972 Quickly. 288 00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:34,938 Quickly. Get up here. Hurry up. Move it out. 289 00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:51,200 Reveille. Reveille. Reveille. 290 00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:53,235 Drop your cocks and grab your socks. 291 00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:56,294 Today is Sunday. Divine worship at 0800. 292 00:17:56,475 --> 00:17:58,864 Get your bunks made and get your uniforms on. 293 00:17:59,044 --> 00:18:01,968 Police call will commence in two minutes. 294 00:18:02,147 --> 00:18:03,546 Private Cowboy, Private Joker. 295 00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:05,274 -Sir, yes, sir. -Sir, yes, sir. 296 00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:09,012 As soon as you finish your bunks, I want you two turds to clean the head. 297 00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:12,248 -Sir, aye, aye, sir. -I want that head so sanitary... 298 00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:16,485 ... that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump. 299 00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:18,027 -Sir, yes, sir. -Sir, yes, sir. 300 00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:20,427 Private Joker, do you believe in the Virgin Mary? 301 00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,396 Sir, no, sir. 302 00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:29,267 Well, Private Joker, I don't believe I heard you correctly. 303 00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,636 Sir, the private said, "" No, sir,"" sir. 304 00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:34,973 Why, you little maggot. You make me wanna vomit. 305 00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:39,311 You goddamn communist heathen. Sound off that you love the Virgin Mary... 306 00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:41,680 ... or I'm gonna stomp your guts out. 307 00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:44,186 Now, you do love the Virgin Mary, don't you? 308 00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:45,618 Sir, negative, sir. 309 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:48,282 Private Joker, are you trying to offend me? 310 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:49,791 Sir, negative, sir. 311 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:53,022 Sir, the private believes that any answer he gives will be wrong... 312 00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:57,089 ... and the senior drill instructor will beat him harder if he reverses himself, sir. 313 00:18:57,269 --> 00:18:58,827 Who's your squad leader, scumbag? 314 00:18:59,004 --> 00:19:01,837 Sir, the private's squad leader is Private Snowball, sir. 315 00:19:02,007 --> 00:19:03,895 Private Snowball. 316 00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:06,704 Sir, Private Snowball reporting as ordered, sir. 317 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:10,576 Private Snowball, you're fired. Private Joker is promoted to squad leader. 318 00:19:10,749 --> 00:19:13,172 -Sir, aye, aye, sir. -Disappear, scumbag. 319 00:19:13,352 --> 00:19:16,082 -Sir, aye, aye, sir. -Private Pyle. 320 00:19:16,255 --> 00:19:19,179 -Sir, Private Pyle reporting as ordered, sir. -From now on... 321 00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:22,657 ... Private Joker is your new squad leader and you will bunk with him. 322 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,125 He'll teach you everything. 323 00:19:24,296 --> 00:19:26,491 -He'll teach you how to pee. -Sir, yes, sir. 324 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:30,761 Private Joker is silly and he's ignorant, but he's got guts and guts is enough. 325 00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:32,665 Now, you ladies, carry on. 326 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,033 Sir, aye, aye, sir. 327 00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:45,005 The bolt. The bolt goes in the receiver. 328 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,750 Operating-rod handle. 329 00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:53,414 Operating-rod guide. 330 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:57,057 And the left one over the right. 331 00:19:57,229 --> 00:19:59,322 Right one over the left. 332 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,998 Left one over the right. 333 00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:06,433 The right one over the left. 334 00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:12,239 Just throw your other leg over. 335 00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:18,743 Attaboy. 336 00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:24,810 That's it. Now just pull the next one over and you're home free. 337 00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:27,316 Ready? 338 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,320 Just throw it over. 339 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:42,968 Attaboy. 340 00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:45,106 Set it down. 341 00:20:47,946 --> 00:20:49,436 All right? 342 00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:52,470 There you go. 343 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,281 Congratulations, Leonard. 344 00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:58,047 You did it. 345 00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:01,849 Fold the blanket and the sheet back together. 346 00:21:02,027 --> 00:21:04,359 Make a four-inch fold. 347 00:21:05,063 --> 00:21:07,224 Okay? Got it? 348 00:21:07,399 --> 00:21:09,287 You do it. 349 00:21:11,136 --> 00:21:13,161 Right shoulder. 350 00:21:13,338 --> 00:21:15,431 Your left shoulder. 351 00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:20,606 Port. 352 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,914 Order. 353 00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:52,433 Your right shoulder. 354 00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:58,441 Square these weapons away. 355 00:21:58,617 --> 00:22:01,472 My Corps' arms should be parallel to the.... 356 00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:06,918 The deadliest weapon in the world... 357 00:22:07,092 --> 00:22:10,949 ... is a Marine and his rifle. 358 00:22:11,129 --> 00:22:14,621 It is your killer instinct which must be harnessed... 359 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:18,861 ... if you expect to survive in combat. 360 00:22:19,037 --> 00:22:22,564 Your rifle is only a tool. 361 00:22:22,741 --> 00:22:25,301 It is a hard heart that kills. 362 00:22:26,111 --> 00:22:30,935 If your killer instincts are not clean and strong... 363 00:22:31,116 --> 00:22:34,142 ... you will hesitate at the moment of truth. 364 00:22:34,319 --> 00:22:36,310 You will not kill. 365 00:22:36,488 --> 00:22:38,854 You will become dead-Marine. 366 00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:42,357 And then you will be in a world of shit. 367 00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:44,257 Because Marines... 368 00:22:44,429 --> 00:22:48,024 ... are not allowed to die without permission. 369 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,861 Do you maggots understand? 370 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,559 Sir, yes, sir. 371 00:22:53,138 --> 00:22:55,936 I love working for Uncle Sam 372 00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:58,872 I love working for Uncle Sam 373 00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:01,808 Lets me know just who I am 374 00:23:01,980 --> 00:23:04,778 Lets me know just who I am 375 00:23:04,950 --> 00:23:07,783 One, two, three, four United States Marine Corps 376 00:23:07,953 --> 00:23:10,786 One, two, three, four United States Marine Corps 377 00:23:10,956 --> 00:23:13,789 One, two, three, four I love the Marine Corps 378 00:23:13,959 --> 00:23:16,792 One, two, three, four I love the Marine Corps 379 00:23:16,962 --> 00:23:18,293 -My Corps -My Corps 380 00:23:18,463 --> 00:23:19,794 - Your Corps - Your Corps 381 00:23:19,965 --> 00:23:21,262 -Our Corps -Our Corps 382 00:23:21,433 --> 00:23:22,866 -Marine Corps -Marine Corps 383 00:23:23,035 --> 00:23:25,868 I don 't know, but I've been told 384 00:23:26,038 --> 00:23:28,893 I don 't know, but I've been told 385 00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:31,838 Eskimo pussy is mighty cold 386 00:23:32,010 --> 00:23:34,808 Eskimo pussy is mighty cold 387 00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:36,311 -Good -Good 388 00:23:36,481 --> 00:23:37,846 -Feels good -Feels good 389 00:23:38,016 --> 00:23:39,313 -Is good -Is good 390 00:23:39,484 --> 00:23:40,815 -Real good -Real good 391 00:23:40,986 --> 00:23:42,317 -Tastes good -Tastes good 392 00:23:42,487 --> 00:23:43,852 -Mighty good -Mighty good 393 00:23:44,022 --> 00:23:45,353 -Good for you -Good for you 394 00:23:45,524 --> 00:23:46,923 -Good for me -Good for me 395 00:23:49,528 --> 00:23:51,018 Trim them. 396 00:23:53,999 --> 00:23:55,762 Toe jam. 397 00:23:58,637 --> 00:24:00,502 Pop that blister. 398 00:24:09,181 --> 00:24:12,070 Jesus H. Christ. 399 00:24:13,018 --> 00:24:16,249 Private Pyle, why is your footlocker unlocked? 400 00:24:16,421 --> 00:24:17,581 Sir, I don't know, sir. 401 00:24:17,756 --> 00:24:21,214 Private Pyle, if there is one thing in this world that I hate... 402 00:24:21,393 --> 00:24:24,692 ... it is an unlocked footlocker. You know that, don't you? 403 00:24:24,863 --> 00:24:27,423 -Sir, yes, sir. -lf it wasn't for dickheads like you... 404 00:24:27,599 --> 00:24:30,159 ... there wouldn't be thievery in the world, would there? 405 00:24:30,335 --> 00:24:32,291 -Sir, no, sir. -Get down. 406 00:24:36,675 --> 00:24:40,497 Well, now, let's just see if there's anything missing. 407 00:24:43,115 --> 00:24:45,276 Holy Jesus. 408 00:24:45,450 --> 00:24:47,247 What is that? 409 00:24:47,419 --> 00:24:50,013 What the fuck is that? 410 00:24:50,188 --> 00:24:51,883 What is that, Private Pyle? 411 00:24:52,057 --> 00:24:53,319 Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir. 412 00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:55,858 -A jelly doughnut? -Sir, yes, sir. 413 00:24:56,028 --> 00:24:59,088 -How did it get here? -Sir, I took it from the mess hall, sir. 414 00:24:59,264 --> 00:25:01,391 Is chow allowed in the barracks, Private Pyle? 415 00:25:01,566 --> 00:25:05,297 -Sir, no, sir. -Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts? 416 00:25:05,470 --> 00:25:07,836 -Sir, no, sir. -And why not, Private Pyle? 417 00:25:08,006 --> 00:25:09,667 Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir. 418 00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:14,869 -Because you are a disgusting fat-body. -Sir, yes, sir. 419 00:25:15,047 --> 00:25:18,608 Then why did you hide a jelly doughnut in your footlocker, Private Pyle? 420 00:25:18,784 --> 00:25:20,740 Sir, because I was hungry, sir. 421 00:25:20,919 --> 00:25:24,013 Because you were hungry. 422 00:25:27,426 --> 00:25:31,214 Private Pyle has dishonored himself... 423 00:25:31,396 --> 00:25:34,024 ... and dishonored the platoon. 424 00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:38,158 I have tried to help him, but I have failed. 425 00:25:38,336 --> 00:25:43,228 I have failed because you have not helped me. 426 00:25:43,408 --> 00:25:47,469 You people have not given Private Pyle... 427 00:25:47,646 --> 00:25:49,841 ... the proper motivation. 428 00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:55,509 So from now on, whenever Private Pyle fucks up... 429 00:25:55,687 --> 00:25:57,951 ... I will not punish him. 430 00:25:58,123 --> 00:26:00,614 I will punish all of you. 431 00:26:00,759 --> 00:26:02,852 And the way I see it, ladies... 432 00:26:03,028 --> 00:26:06,088 ... you owe me for one jelly doughnut. 433 00:26:06,264 --> 00:26:08,960 Now get on your faces. 434 00:26:10,368 --> 00:26:12,097 Open your mouth. 435 00:26:12,270 --> 00:26:14,761 They're paying for it, you eat it. 436 00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:17,306 Ready, exercise. 437 00:26:17,476 --> 00:26:20,104 One, two, three, four 438 00:26:20,278 --> 00:26:22,769 I love the Marine Corps 439 00:26:22,948 --> 00:26:25,314 One, two, three, four 440 00:26:25,484 --> 00:26:27,873 I love the Marine Corps 441 00:26:28,053 --> 00:26:30,476 One, two, three, four 442 00:26:30,655 --> 00:26:32,987 I love the Marine Corps 443 00:26:33,158 --> 00:26:35,649 One, two, three, four 444 00:26:35,827 --> 00:26:38,159 I love the Marine Corps 445 00:26:38,330 --> 00:26:40,696 One, two, three, four.... 446 00:26:41,967 --> 00:26:44,891 You really look like shit today, Leonard. 447 00:26:51,243 --> 00:26:52,972 Joker. 448 00:26:55,380 --> 00:26:58,144 Everybody hates me now. 449 00:27:00,685 --> 00:27:02,550 Even you. 450 00:27:05,590 --> 00:27:07,922 Nobody hates you, Leonard. 451 00:27:08,393 --> 00:27:10,588 You just keep making mistakes. 452 00:27:10,762 --> 00:27:13,060 Getting everybody in trouble. 453 00:27:15,967 --> 00:27:18,527 I can't do anything right. 454 00:27:21,039 --> 00:27:22,961 I need help. 455 00:27:26,545 --> 00:27:28,843 I'm trying to help you, Leonard. 456 00:27:30,582 --> 00:27:32,709 I'm really trying. 457 00:27:34,886 --> 00:27:37,013 Tuck your shirt in. 458 00:27:41,459 --> 00:27:43,415 One, two, three, 1 9. 459 00:27:43,595 --> 00:27:45,620 One, two, three, 20. 460 00:27:45,797 --> 00:27:47,856 One, two, three, 21. 461 00:27:48,033 --> 00:27:50,058 One, two, three, 22. 462 00:27:50,235 --> 00:27:52,157 One, two, three, 23. 463 00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:54,362 One, two, three, 24. 464 00:27:54,539 --> 00:27:56,530 One, two, three, 25. 465 00:27:56,708 --> 00:27:58,596 One, two, three, 26. 466 00:27:58,777 --> 00:28:00,802 One, two, three, 27. 467 00:28:00,979 --> 00:28:02,970 One, two, three, 28. 468 00:28:03,148 --> 00:28:05,070 One, two, three, 29. 469 00:28:05,250 --> 00:28:07,741 One, two, three, 30. 470 00:29:33,538 --> 00:29:35,028 Do it. 471 00:29:35,173 --> 00:29:36,401 Do it. 472 00:29:45,717 --> 00:29:48,880 Remember, it's just a bad dream, fat-boy. 473 00:30:17,182 --> 00:30:19,013 Port. 474 00:30:20,752 --> 00:30:23,243 Left shoulder. 475 00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:28,254 Right shoulder. 476 00:30:31,863 --> 00:30:33,421 Port. 477 00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:39,390 Do we love our beloved Corps, ladies? 478 00:30:39,571 --> 00:30:43,894 Semper fi, do or die. Gung ho. Gung ho. Gung ho. 479 00:30:44,075 --> 00:30:46,202 What makes the grass grow? 480 00:30:46,478 --> 00:30:48,343 Blood, blood, blood. 481 00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:51,243 What do we do for a living, ladies? 482 00:30:51,416 --> 00:30:53,111 Kill, kill, kill. 483 00:30:53,284 --> 00:30:54,876 I can't hear you. 484 00:30:55,053 --> 00:30:56,748 Kill, kill, kill. 485 00:30:56,921 --> 00:30:59,981 Bullshit. I still can't hear you. 486 00:31:00,158 --> 00:31:01,785 Kill, kill, kill. 487 00:31:02,727 --> 00:31:06,493 Do any of you people know who Charles Whitman was? 488 00:31:07,999 --> 00:31:10,490 None of you dumb-asses knows? 489 00:31:11,169 --> 00:31:12,830 Private Cowboy. 490 00:31:13,004 --> 00:31:17,361 Sir, he was that guy who shot all those people from that tower in Austin, Texas, sir. 491 00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:20,375 That's affirmative. Charles Whitman killed 1 2 people... 492 00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:24,743 ... from a 28-story observation tower at the University of Texas. 493 00:31:24,916 --> 00:31:27,805 From distances of up to 400 yards. 494 00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:31,818 Anybody know who Lee Harvey Oswald was? 495 00:31:31,990 --> 00:31:33,048 Private Snowball. 496 00:31:33,825 --> 00:31:35,554 Sir, he shot Kennedy, sir. 497 00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:38,560 That's right. And do you know how far away he was? 498 00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:43,053 Sir, he was pretty far. From that book-suppository building, sir. 499 00:31:43,234 --> 00:31:45,190 All right, knock it off. 500 00:31:45,370 --> 00:31:47,258 Two hundred and fifty feet. 501 00:31:47,439 --> 00:31:51,637 He was 250 feet away and shooting at a moving target. 502 00:31:51,810 --> 00:31:57,407 Oswald got off three rounds with an old ltalian bolt-action rifle in only six seconds... 503 00:31:57,582 --> 00:32:01,040 ... and scored two hits, including a head shot. 504 00:32:01,219 --> 00:32:05,383 Do any of you people know where these individuals learned how to shoot? 505 00:32:06,257 --> 00:32:07,918 Private Joker. 506 00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:10,015 Sir, in the Marines, sir. 507 00:32:10,195 --> 00:32:12,720 In the Marines. Outstanding. 508 00:32:12,897 --> 00:32:17,857 Those individuals showed what one motivated Marine and his rifle can do. 509 00:32:18,036 --> 00:32:20,596 And before you ladies leave my island... 510 00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:24,105 ... you will all be able to do the same thing. 511 00:32:44,162 --> 00:32:45,857 Today... 512 00:32:46,030 --> 00:32:48,191 ... is Christmas. 513 00:32:48,366 --> 00:32:53,565 There will be a magic show at 0930. 514 00:32:53,938 --> 00:32:57,499 Chaplain Charlie will tell you... 515 00:32:57,675 --> 00:33:02,237 ... about how the free world will conquer communism... 516 00:33:02,413 --> 00:33:07,043 ... with the aid of God and a few Marines. 517 00:33:07,585 --> 00:33:11,510 God has a hard-on for Marines... 518 00:33:11,689 --> 00:33:16,353 ... because we kill everything we see. 519 00:33:16,528 --> 00:33:18,917 He plays his games... 520 00:33:19,097 --> 00:33:21,793 ... we play ours. 521 00:33:21,966 --> 00:33:26,824 To show our appreciation for so much power... 522 00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:32,363 ... we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. 523 00:33:33,144 --> 00:33:37,103 God was here before the Marine Corps. 524 00:33:37,282 --> 00:33:40,274 So you can give your heart to Jesus... 525 00:33:40,451 --> 00:33:44,148 ... but your ass belongs to the Corps. 526 00:33:44,322 --> 00:33:46,278 Do you ladies understand? 527 00:33:46,457 --> 00:33:49,449 -Sir, yes, sir. -I can't hear you. 528 00:33:49,627 --> 00:33:51,458 Sir, yes, sir. 529 00:33:57,235 --> 00:34:00,534 It's been swabbed and brushed. 530 00:34:01,906 --> 00:34:03,703 Everything... 531 00:34:04,609 --> 00:34:06,440 ... is clean. 532 00:34:10,348 --> 00:34:12,111 Beautiful. 533 00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:16,346 So that it slides perfect. 534 00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:19,951 Nice. 535 00:34:22,260 --> 00:34:24,421 Everything clean. 536 00:34:25,263 --> 00:34:26,855 Oiled. 537 00:34:29,234 --> 00:34:32,089 So that your action is beautiful. 538 00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:38,304 Smooth Charlene. 539 00:35:00,531 --> 00:35:03,056 Leonard talks to his rifle. 540 00:35:05,303 --> 00:35:06,930 Yeah. 541 00:35:14,312 --> 00:35:17,372 I don't think Leonard can hack it anymore. 542 00:35:18,650 --> 00:35:21,312 I think Leonard's a Section Eight. 543 00:35:24,922 --> 00:35:26,844 It don't surprise me. 544 00:35:37,435 --> 00:35:40,734 I wanna slip my tube steak into your sister. 545 00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:46,003 What will you take in trade? 546 00:35:48,212 --> 00:35:50,134 What do you got? 547 00:36:04,762 --> 00:36:06,389 Outstanding, Private Pyle. 548 00:36:06,564 --> 00:36:09,260 I think we finally found something that you do well. 549 00:36:09,434 --> 00:36:11,299 Sir, yes, sir. 550 00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:16,469 What's your sixth general order? 551 00:36:16,641 --> 00:36:19,132 Sir, the sixth general order is to receive and obey... 552 00:36:19,277 --> 00:36:21,700 ... and pass on to the sentry who relieves me... 553 00:36:21,879 --> 00:36:23,642 ... all orders.... 554 00:36:23,815 --> 00:36:25,578 Sir, the private's sixth general.... 555 00:36:25,783 --> 00:36:28,172 The private has been instructed but does not know. 556 00:36:28,353 --> 00:36:31,618 You slimy scumbag, get on your face and give me 25. 557 00:36:31,789 --> 00:36:33,882 Sir, aye, aye, sir. 558 00:36:38,129 --> 00:36:40,461 How many counts in that movement you just executed? 559 00:36:40,631 --> 00:36:43,794 -Sir, four counts, sir. -What's the idea of looking in the chamber? 560 00:36:43,968 --> 00:36:48,234 Sir, to guarantee the private is not giving the inspecting officer a loaded weapon, sir. 561 00:36:48,406 --> 00:36:49,896 What's your fifth general order? 562 00:36:50,074 --> 00:36:54,101 Sir, the fifth general order is to quit my post only when properly relieved, sir. 563 00:36:54,278 --> 00:36:56,075 What's this weapon's name, Private Pyle? 564 00:36:56,247 --> 00:36:59,080 Sir, the private's weapon's name is Charlene, sir. 565 00:36:59,250 --> 00:37:02,014 Private Pyle, you are definitely born-again hard. 566 00:37:02,186 --> 00:37:05,781 Hell, I may even allow you to serve as a rifleman in my beloved Corps. 567 00:37:05,957 --> 00:37:08,050 Sir, yes, sir. 568 00:37:10,495 --> 00:37:13,157 I don 't want no teenage queen 569 00:37:13,331 --> 00:37:15,925 I don 't want no teenage queen 570 00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:18,762 I just want my M14 571 00:37:18,936 --> 00:37:21,530 I just want my M14 572 00:37:21,706 --> 00:37:24,402 If I die in a combat zone 573 00:37:24,575 --> 00:37:27,135 If I die in a combat zone 574 00:37:27,311 --> 00:37:29,871 Box me up and ship me home 575 00:37:30,047 --> 00:37:32,675 Box me up and ship me home 576 00:37:32,850 --> 00:37:35,478 Pin my medals upon my chest 577 00:37:35,653 --> 00:37:38,247 Pin my medals upon my chest 578 00:37:38,423 --> 00:37:41,017 Tell my mom I done my best 579 00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:44,091 Tell my mom I done my best 580 00:37:45,604 --> 00:37:49,199 Graduation is only a few days away... 581 00:37:49,374 --> 00:37:53,936 ... and the recruits of Platoon 3092 are salty. 582 00:37:54,112 --> 00:37:58,071 They are ready to eat their own guts and ask for seconds. 583 00:37:58,650 --> 00:38:04,077 The drill instructors are proud to see that we are growing beyond their control. 584 00:38:04,456 --> 00:38:07,846 The Marine Corps does not want robots. 585 00:38:08,026 --> 00:38:10,984 The Marine Corps wants killers. 586 00:38:11,163 --> 00:38:14,929 The Marine Corps wants to build indestructible men. 587 00:38:15,100 --> 00:38:17,898 Men without fear. 588 00:38:19,972 --> 00:38:24,432 Today, you people are no longer maggots. 589 00:38:25,978 --> 00:38:29,573 Today, you are Marines. 590 00:38:30,148 --> 00:38:32,981 You 're part of a brotherhood. 591 00:38:33,151 --> 00:38:37,247 From now on, until the day you die... 592 00:38:37,422 --> 00:38:39,720 ... wherever you are... 593 00:38:39,892 --> 00:38:43,384 ... every Marine is your brother. 594 00:38:44,496 --> 00:38:47,590 Most of you will go to Vietnam. 595 00:38:47,766 --> 00:38:50,997 Some of you will not come back. 596 00:38:51,169 --> 00:38:53,364 But always remember this: 597 00:38:53,538 --> 00:38:55,403 Marines die. 598 00:38:55,574 --> 00:38:58,099 That's what we're here for. 599 00:38:58,277 --> 00:39:01,371 But the Marine Corps lives forever... 600 00:39:01,546 --> 00:39:06,279 ... and that means you live forever. 601 00:39:10,155 --> 00:39:11,816 -Peckett. -Sir, yes, sir. 602 00:39:11,990 --> 00:39:13,651 0300, lnfantry. 603 00:39:13,825 --> 00:39:15,417 -Toe Jam. -Sir, yes, sir. 604 00:39:15,594 --> 00:39:17,459 0300, lnfantry. 605 00:39:17,629 --> 00:39:19,324 -Adams. -Sir, yes, sir. 606 00:39:19,498 --> 00:39:21,193 1 800, Engineers. 607 00:39:21,366 --> 00:39:22,890 You go out and find mines. 608 00:39:23,068 --> 00:39:24,865 -Cowboy. -Sir, yes, sir. 609 00:39:25,037 --> 00:39:26,902 0300, lnfantry. 610 00:39:27,072 --> 00:39:28,471 -Taylor. -Sir, yes, sir. 611 00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:30,437 0300, lnfantry. 612 00:39:30,609 --> 00:39:32,201 -Joker. -Sir, yes, sir. 613 00:39:32,377 --> 00:39:35,505 421 2, Basic Military Journalism. 614 00:39:35,681 --> 00:39:37,740 You gotta be shitting me, Joker. 615 00:39:37,916 --> 00:39:39,440 You think you're Mickey Spillane? 616 00:39:39,618 --> 00:39:41,643 You think you're some kind of fucking writer? 617 00:39:41,820 --> 00:39:44,243 Sir, I wrote for my high school newspaper, sir. 618 00:39:44,423 --> 00:39:48,086 Jesus H. Christ. You're not a writer, you're a killer. 619 00:39:48,260 --> 00:39:49,488 A killer, yes, sir. 620 00:39:49,661 --> 00:39:51,219 Gomer Pyle. 621 00:39:51,396 --> 00:39:53,990 -Gomer Pyle. -Sir, yes, sir. 622 00:39:54,166 --> 00:39:58,091 You forget your fucking name? 0300, lnfantry. You made it. 623 00:39:58,270 --> 00:40:00,397 -Perkins. -Sir, yes, sir. 624 00:40:04,576 --> 00:40:07,409 Our last night on the island. 625 00:40:07,579 --> 00:40:10,104 I draw fire watch. 626 00:41:12,911 --> 00:41:16,039 Hi, Joker. 627 00:41:38,036 --> 00:41:41,563 Are those live rounds? 628 00:41:47,579 --> 00:41:51,401 Seven-six-two millimeter. 629 00:41:53,051 --> 00:41:56,441 Full metal jacket. 630 00:42:05,030 --> 00:42:06,952 Leonard... 631 00:42:07,132 --> 00:42:10,989 ... if Hartman comes in here and catches us... 632 00:42:12,170 --> 00:42:15,230 ... we'll both be in a world of shit. 633 00:42:18,510 --> 00:42:20,808 I am... 634 00:42:22,147 --> 00:42:24,536 ... in a world... 635 00:42:26,084 --> 00:42:28,609 ... of shit. 636 00:42:31,857 --> 00:42:33,085 Left shoulder. 637 00:42:35,660 --> 00:42:37,059 Right shoulder. 638 00:42:40,165 --> 00:42:41,427 Lock and load. 639 00:42:46,238 --> 00:42:47,603 Order. 640 00:42:50,442 --> 00:42:52,239 This is my rifle. 641 00:42:52,410 --> 00:42:55,174 There are many like it, but this one is mine. 642 00:42:56,448 --> 00:42:59,747 My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. 643 00:42:59,918 --> 00:43:02,409 Get back in your bunks. 644 00:43:02,587 --> 00:43:04,748 What is this Mickey Mouse shit? 645 00:43:04,923 --> 00:43:09,781 What in the name of Jesus H. Christ are you animals doing in my head? 646 00:43:09,961 --> 00:43:13,294 Why is Private Pyle out of his bunk after lights out? 647 00:43:13,465 --> 00:43:16,298 Why is Private Pyle holding that weapon? 648 00:43:16,468 --> 00:43:19,824 Why aren't you stomping Private Pyle's guts out? 649 00:43:20,005 --> 00:43:23,202 Sir, it is the private's duty to inform the senior drill instructor... 650 00:43:23,375 --> 00:43:28,108 ... that Private Pyle has a full magazine and has locked and loaded, sir. 651 00:43:35,687 --> 00:43:39,418 Now you listen to me, Private Pyle... 652 00:43:39,591 --> 00:43:42,355 ... and you listen good. 653 00:43:42,794 --> 00:43:45,058 I want that weapon... 654 00:43:45,230 --> 00:43:47,858 ... and I want it now. 655 00:43:48,366 --> 00:43:52,632 You will place that rifle on the deck at your feet... 656 00:43:52,804 --> 00:43:55,637 ... and step back away from it. 657 00:44:03,081 --> 00:44:06,573 What is your major malfunction, numb-nuts? 658 00:44:06,751 --> 00:44:11,017 Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child? 659 00:44:36,581 --> 00:44:38,640 Easy, Leonard. 660 00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:44,179 Go easy, man. 661 00:45:09,881 --> 00:45:11,109 No! 662 00:46:11,609 --> 00:46:13,270 Hey, baby. 663 00:46:13,445 --> 00:46:16,471 You got girlfriend Vietnam? 664 00:46:16,648 --> 00:46:19,276 Not just this minute. 665 00:46:19,451 --> 00:46:22,750 Well, baby, me so horny. 666 00:46:22,921 --> 00:46:25,082 Me so horny. 667 00:46:25,256 --> 00:46:27,816 Me love you long time. 668 00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:29,588 You party? 669 00:46:29,761 --> 00:46:31,888 Yeah, we might party. 670 00:46:32,063 --> 00:46:34,861 -How much? -Fifteen dollar. 671 00:46:35,033 --> 00:46:39,060 -Fifteen dollars for both of us. -No. Each you $1 5. 672 00:46:39,237 --> 00:46:41,159 Me love you long time. 673 00:46:41,339 --> 00:46:43,967 Me so horny. 674 00:46:44,142 --> 00:46:46,440 Fifteen dollar too beaucoup. 675 00:46:46,611 --> 00:46:49,876 -Five dollars each. -Me sucky-sucky. 676 00:46:50,048 --> 00:46:52,642 Me love you too much. 677 00:46:54,052 --> 00:46:57,351 Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend. 678 00:46:57,522 --> 00:47:00,446 Okay. Ten dollar each. 679 00:47:00,625 --> 00:47:03,116 What do we get for $1 0? 680 00:47:03,294 --> 00:47:06,092 Everything you want. 681 00:47:06,264 --> 00:47:09,427 -Everything? -Everything. 682 00:47:10,468 --> 00:47:14,564 Well, old buddy, feel like spending some of your hard-earned money? 683 00:47:14,739 --> 00:47:16,627 Just a minute. 684 00:47:16,975 --> 00:47:21,105 You know, half these gook whores are serving officers in the Vietcong. 685 00:47:21,279 --> 00:47:23,042 The other half have got TB. 686 00:47:23,882 --> 00:47:26,737 Be sure you only fuck the ones that cough. 687 00:48:15,133 --> 00:48:18,398 That little sucker really had some moves on him, didn't he? 688 00:48:18,570 --> 00:48:20,231 Yeah. 689 00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:24,634 You know what really pisses me off about these people? 690 00:48:24,809 --> 00:48:26,140 What? 691 00:48:26,344 --> 00:48:30,166 We're supposed to be helping them, and they shit all over us every chance they get. 692 00:48:30,348 --> 00:48:32,304 I just can't feature that. 693 00:48:32,484 --> 00:48:35,942 Don't take it too hard, Rafterman. It's just business. 694 00:48:37,755 --> 00:48:41,111 I hate Da Nang, Joker. I wanna go out into the field. 695 00:48:41,292 --> 00:48:43,248 I've been in country almost three months... 696 00:48:43,428 --> 00:48:46,192 ... and all I do is take handshake shots at award ceremonies. 697 00:48:46,364 --> 00:48:49,390 You'd get wasted your first day in the field and it'd be my fault. 698 00:48:49,567 --> 00:48:51,865 A high school girl could do my job. 699 00:48:52,036 --> 00:48:53,833 I wanna get out into the shit. 700 00:48:54,005 --> 00:48:56,599 I wanna get some trigger time. 701 00:48:57,509 --> 00:49:01,001 If you get killed, your mom will find me after I rotate back to the world... 702 00:49:01,179 --> 00:49:02,942 ... and she'll beat the shit out of me. 703 00:49:03,114 --> 00:49:05,605 That's a negative, Rafterman. 704 00:49:08,353 --> 00:49:12,312 Okay, guys. Let's keep it short and sweet today. Anybody got anything new? 705 00:49:14,659 --> 00:49:18,322 There's a rumor going around that the Tet ceasefire is gonna be canceled. 706 00:49:18,763 --> 00:49:20,253 Rear-echelon paranoia. 707 00:49:20,598 --> 00:49:24,728 A bro in intelligence says Charlie might try to pull off something big during Tet. 708 00:49:24,903 --> 00:49:27,394 They say the same thing every year. 709 00:49:27,539 --> 00:49:29,336 There's a lot of talk about it, sir. 710 00:49:29,507 --> 00:49:31,304 I wouldn't lose any sleep over it. 711 00:49:31,476 --> 00:49:35,640 The Tet holiday is like the Fourth of July, Christmas and New Year all rolled into one. 712 00:49:35,813 --> 00:49:39,169 Every zipperhead in Nam, North and South, will be banging gongs... 713 00:49:39,350 --> 00:49:42,205 ... barking at the moon and visiting his dead relatives. 714 00:49:42,620 --> 00:49:45,976 Right. Ann-Margret and entourage are due here next week. 715 00:49:46,157 --> 00:49:49,422 I want someone on the airfield and stick with her for a couple of days. 716 00:49:49,594 --> 00:49:52,085 -Rafterman, you take it. -Aye, aye, sir. 717 00:49:52,230 --> 00:49:53,925 And get some good low-angle stuff. 718 00:49:54,098 --> 00:49:58,159 Don't make it too obvious, but I wanna see fur and early-morning dew. 719 00:49:58,336 --> 00:50:00,600 -Yes, sir. -""Diplomats in dungarees. 720 00:50:00,772 --> 00:50:04,469 Marine engineers lend a helping hand rebuilding Dong Phuc village recently...."" 721 00:50:04,642 --> 00:50:07,941 Chili, if we move Vietnamese, they are evacuees... 722 00:50:08,112 --> 00:50:11,206 ... if they come to us to be evacuated, they are refugees. 723 00:50:11,382 --> 00:50:13,145 I'll make a note of it, sir. 724 00:50:13,818 --> 00:50:16,343 ""NVA soldier deserts after reading pamphlets. 725 00:50:16,521 --> 00:50:20,548 A young North Vietnamese Army regular, who realized his side could not win... 726 00:50:20,725 --> 00:50:23,523 ... deserted from his unit after reading Open Arms pamphlets."" 727 00:50:23,695 --> 00:50:26,789 That's good, Dave. But why say North Vietnamese Army regular? 728 00:50:26,965 --> 00:50:30,696 Is there an irregular? How about North Vietnamese Army soldier? 729 00:50:30,868 --> 00:50:31,926 I'll fix it up, sir. 730 00:50:32,370 --> 00:50:34,395 Lawrence Welk Show is out on TV in two weeks. 731 00:50:34,572 --> 00:50:35,732 Dave, do 1 00 words on it. 732 00:50:35,907 --> 00:50:38,432 -AFTV will give you some background stuff. -Sir. 733 00:50:38,610 --> 00:50:40,373 "" Not while we're eating. 734 00:50:40,545 --> 00:50:43,070 NVA learned Marines on a search-and-destroy mission... 735 00:50:43,247 --> 00:50:45,579 ... don't like to be interrupted while eating chow."" 736 00:50:45,750 --> 00:50:49,641 Search-and-destroy. We have a new directive from MAF on this. 737 00:50:49,921 --> 00:50:54,415 In future, in place of search-and-destroy, substitute the phrase sweep-and-clear. 738 00:50:54,592 --> 00:50:57,891 -Sweep-and-clear, got it? -Got it. Very catchy. 739 00:50:58,730 --> 00:51:00,994 And, Joker, where's the weenie? 740 00:51:01,566 --> 00:51:03,124 Sir? 741 00:51:03,301 --> 00:51:07,226 The kill, Joker. The kill. I mean, all that fire, the grunts must have hit something. 742 00:51:07,405 --> 00:51:08,667 Didn't see them. 743 00:51:09,707 --> 00:51:13,097 Joker, I've told you, we run two basic stories here. 744 00:51:13,277 --> 00:51:16,735 Grunts who give half their pay to buy gooks toothbrushes and deodorants. 745 00:51:16,914 --> 00:51:19,178 Winning of hearts and minds. Okay? 746 00:51:19,350 --> 00:51:22,945 And combat action that results in a kill. Winning the war. 747 00:51:23,121 --> 00:51:26,818 Now, you must have seen blood trails. Drag marks? 748 00:51:26,991 --> 00:51:28,652 It was raining, sir. 749 00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:31,993 Well, that's why God passed the law of probability. 750 00:51:32,163 --> 00:51:35,257 Now rewrite it and give it a happy ending. Say, one killed. 751 00:51:35,433 --> 00:51:37,799 Make it a sapper or an officer. Which? 752 00:51:38,302 --> 00:51:39,633 Whichever you say. 753 00:51:39,804 --> 00:51:42,295 Grunts like reading about dead officers. 754 00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:45,671 Okay, an officer. How about a general? 755 00:51:46,144 --> 00:51:47,441 Joker... 756 00:51:47,612 --> 00:51:51,002 ... maybe you'd like our guys to read the paper and feel bad. 757 00:51:51,182 --> 00:51:54,310 I mean, in case you didn't know it, this is not a very popular war. 758 00:51:54,485 --> 00:51:56,612 Now, it is our job to report the news... 759 00:51:56,788 --> 00:51:59,848 ... that these why-are-we-here civilian newsmen ignore. 760 00:52:00,625 --> 00:52:04,220 Sir, maybe you should go out on some ops yourself. 761 00:52:04,395 --> 00:52:08,126 I'm sure you could find a lot more blood trails and drag marks. 762 00:52:08,733 --> 00:52:10,724 Joker, I've had my ass in the grass. 763 00:52:10,902 --> 00:52:12,858 Can't say I liked it much. 764 00:52:13,037 --> 00:52:16,029 Lots of bugs and too dangerous. 765 00:52:16,207 --> 00:52:19,233 As it happens, my present duties keep me where I belong... 766 00:52:19,410 --> 00:52:21,605 ... in the rear with the gear. 767 00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:32,118 Tet. The year of the monkey. 768 00:52:32,290 --> 00:52:35,418 Vietnamese Lunar New Year's Eve. 769 00:52:35,593 --> 00:52:40,690 Down in Dogpatch, the gooks are shooting off fireworks to celebrate. 770 00:52:49,407 --> 00:52:53,070 I am fucking bored to death, man. 771 00:52:53,678 --> 00:52:56,169 I gotta get back in the shit. 772 00:52:56,314 --> 00:52:59,408 I ain't heard a shot fired in anger in weeks. 773 00:53:00,218 --> 00:53:01,583 Joker's so tough... 774 00:53:01,819 --> 00:53:05,209 ... he'd eat the boogers out of a dead man's nose... 775 00:53:05,389 --> 00:53:07,277 ... then ask for seconds. 776 00:53:07,792 --> 00:53:09,851 Listen up, pilgrim. 777 00:53:10,027 --> 00:53:14,521 A day without blood is like a day without sunshine. 778 00:53:14,999 --> 00:53:16,296 Shit. 779 00:53:16,467 --> 00:53:20,358 Joker thinks the bad bush is between an old mama-san's legs. 780 00:53:20,538 --> 00:53:22,460 He's never been in the shit. 781 00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:25,370 It's hard to talk about it, man. It's like on Hastings. 782 00:53:25,543 --> 00:53:28,068 You weren't on Operation Hastings, Payback. 783 00:53:28,246 --> 00:53:30,908 -You weren't even in country. -Eat shit and die... 784 00:53:31,082 --> 00:53:33,937 ... you fucking Spanish-American. You fucking pogue. 785 00:53:34,118 --> 00:53:35,517 I was there, man. 786 00:53:35,686 --> 00:53:37,415 I was in the shit with the grunts. 787 00:53:37,588 --> 00:53:41,376 Don't listen to any of Payback's bullshit, Rafterman. 788 00:53:41,559 --> 00:53:44,949 Sometimes he thinks he's John Wayne. 789 00:53:45,663 --> 00:53:47,153 You listen to Joker, new guy. 790 00:53:47,298 --> 00:53:48,925 He knows ti ti. 791 00:53:49,100 --> 00:53:50,624 Very little. 792 00:53:50,802 --> 00:53:53,600 You know he's never been in the shit. He ain't got the stare. 793 00:53:53,771 --> 00:53:57,298 -The stare? -The thousand-yard stare. 794 00:53:57,475 --> 00:54:00,467 A Marine gets it after he's been in the shit for too long. 795 00:54:00,645 --> 00:54:02,169 It's like-- 796 00:54:02,580 --> 00:54:04,468 It's like you're really seeing beyond. 797 00:54:05,216 --> 00:54:06,444 I got it. 798 00:54:06,617 --> 00:54:08,448 All field Marines got it. 799 00:54:08,619 --> 00:54:10,109 And you'll have it too. 800 00:54:10,288 --> 00:54:11,585 I will? 801 00:54:11,756 --> 00:54:13,314 Hey, Payback... 802 00:54:13,491 --> 00:54:16,585 ... how do you stop five black dudes from raping a white chick? 803 00:54:17,195 --> 00:54:20,084 -Fuck you, Stork. -Throw them a basketball. 804 00:54:25,102 --> 00:54:27,195 -lncoming. -Oh, shit. 805 00:54:28,873 --> 00:54:30,761 Them are outgoing. 806 00:54:32,710 --> 00:54:34,940 -That ain't outgoing. -That ain't outgoing. 807 00:54:35,112 --> 00:54:36,739 Now, what did I just say? 808 00:55:14,852 --> 00:55:18,083 Hey, I hope they're just fucking with us. 809 00:55:18,256 --> 00:55:21,521 -I ain't ready for this shit. -Amen. 810 00:56:14,445 --> 00:56:16,333 Cease fire. 811 00:56:20,418 --> 00:56:22,545 -Cease fire. -Cease fire. 812 00:56:26,190 --> 00:56:28,181 Cease fire. 813 00:56:39,170 --> 00:56:41,161 The enemy... 814 00:56:41,339 --> 00:56:43,830 ... has very deceitfully... 815 00:56:44,008 --> 00:56:46,863 ... taken advantage of the Tet ceasefire... 816 00:56:47,044 --> 00:56:50,377 ... to launch an offensive all over the country. 817 00:56:50,715 --> 00:56:54,378 So far, we 've had it pretty easy here. 818 00:56:54,552 --> 00:56:56,747 But we seem to be the exception. 819 00:56:57,488 --> 00:57:02,243 Charlie has hit every major military target in Vietnam and hit them hard. 820 00:57:02,426 --> 00:57:08,285 In Saigon the United States Embassy has been overrun by suicide squads. 821 00:57:08,466 --> 00:57:10,388 -Shit. -Jesus Christ, man. 822 00:57:10,568 --> 00:57:14,095 Khe Sanh is standing by to be overrun. 823 00:57:15,373 --> 00:57:17,933 We also have reports that a division of NVA... 824 00:57:18,109 --> 00:57:23,035 ... has occupied all of the city of Hue south of the Perfume River. 825 00:57:23,214 --> 00:57:26,274 In strategic terms, Charlie's cut the country in half... 826 00:57:26,450 --> 00:57:29,214 ... the civilian press are about to wet their pants... 827 00:57:29,387 --> 00:57:34,313 ... and we've heard even Cronkite's gonna say the war is now unwinnable. 828 00:57:34,925 --> 00:57:36,654 In other words... 829 00:57:36,827 --> 00:57:41,651 ... it's a huge shit sandwich and we're all gonna have to take a bite. 830 00:57:44,535 --> 00:57:46,298 Sir. 831 00:57:46,604 --> 00:57:49,459 Does this mean that Ann-Margret's not coming? 832 00:57:54,278 --> 00:57:58,635 Joker, I want you to get straight up to Phu Bai. 833 00:57:59,116 --> 00:58:02,313 Captain January will need all his people. 834 00:58:02,486 --> 00:58:04,750 -Yes, sir. -And, Joker... 835 00:58:04,922 --> 00:58:07,914 ... you will take off that damn button. 836 00:58:08,092 --> 00:58:11,516 How's it gonna look if you get killed wearing a peace symbol? 837 00:58:11,695 --> 00:58:13,185 Sir. 838 00:58:13,330 --> 00:58:15,525 Permission to go with Joker? 839 00:58:16,233 --> 00:58:18,189 -Permission granted. -Thank you, sir. 840 00:58:18,369 --> 00:58:21,293 Sir, permission not to take Rafterman with me? 841 00:58:21,472 --> 00:58:23,565 You still here? 842 00:58:23,741 --> 00:58:27,370 Vanish, Joker, most ricky-tick, and take Rafterman with you. 843 00:58:27,545 --> 00:58:29,877 You're responsible for him. 844 00:59:05,716 --> 00:59:07,343 Get some. 845 00:59:08,185 --> 00:59:09,914 Get some. 846 00:59:12,523 --> 00:59:15,412 Get some. Get some. Yeah. Yeah. 847 00:59:16,427 --> 00:59:20,158 Get some. Get some. Come on. Come on. 848 00:59:24,201 --> 00:59:25,793 Get some. 849 00:59:33,310 --> 00:59:35,471 Get some, baby. 850 00:59:35,813 --> 00:59:38,202 Get some. Get some. Get some. 851 00:59:39,216 --> 00:59:41,844 Get some. Get some, come on. Get it, come on. 852 00:59:42,019 --> 00:59:44,510 Get some. Get some. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 853 00:59:44,688 --> 00:59:46,883 I've got you, mother. 854 00:59:51,729 --> 00:59:54,857 Anyone who runs is a VC. 855 00:59:55,432 --> 00:59:57,957 Anyone who stands still... 856 00:59:58,135 --> 01:00:01,059 ... is a well-disciplined VC. 857 01:00:03,007 --> 01:00:06,636 You guys ought to do a story about me sometime. 858 01:00:07,811 --> 01:00:10,871 Why should we do a story about you? 859 01:00:11,248 --> 01:00:13,341 Because I'm so fucking good. 860 01:00:13,517 --> 01:00:15,644 That ain't no shit neither. 861 01:00:15,819 --> 01:00:20,279 I've done got me 1 57 dead gooks killed. 862 01:00:20,457 --> 01:00:23,221 And 50 water buffaloes too. 863 01:00:23,394 --> 01:00:26,192 Them are all certified. 864 01:00:26,363 --> 01:00:29,218 Any women or children? 865 01:00:29,733 --> 01:00:31,360 Sometimes. 866 01:00:32,503 --> 01:00:36,200 How can you shoot women and children? 867 01:00:36,807 --> 01:00:38,104 Easy. 868 01:00:38,275 --> 01:00:40,664 You just don't lead them so much. 869 01:00:42,213 --> 01:00:44,169 Ain't war hell? 870 01:01:20,751 --> 01:01:22,878 Top, we wanna get in the shit. 871 01:01:23,053 --> 01:01:24,543 Down the road. Two-Five. 872 01:01:24,722 --> 01:01:27,486 Two-Five. Outstanding. Thanks, Top. 873 01:01:52,249 --> 01:01:53,876 Excuse me. 874 01:01:54,051 --> 01:01:55,416 Sir. 875 01:01:55,586 --> 01:01:58,680 We're looking for 1 st Platoon, Hotel Two-Five. 876 01:01:58,856 --> 01:02:00,289 I got a bro named Cowboy there. 877 01:02:00,457 --> 01:02:01,856 You people one-one? 878 01:02:02,026 --> 01:02:04,324 No, sir. We're reporters from Stars and Stripes. 879 01:02:04,495 --> 01:02:06,326 -Stars and Stripes? -Yes, sir. 880 01:02:06,497 --> 01:02:08,522 I'm Cowboy's platoon commander. 881 01:02:08,699 --> 01:02:11,497 Cowboy's just down the road in the platoon area. 882 01:02:11,669 --> 01:02:15,332 -You mind if we tag along, sir? -No problem. Welcome aboard. 883 01:02:15,506 --> 01:02:18,737 By the way, my name's Schinoski. Walter J. Schinoski. 884 01:02:18,909 --> 01:02:21,139 My people call me Mr. Touchdown. 885 01:02:21,312 --> 01:02:22,802 I played ball for Notre Dame. 886 01:02:22,980 --> 01:02:24,277 -Notre Dame? -Yeah. 887 01:02:24,448 --> 01:02:27,144 -All right. -You here to make Cowboy famous? 888 01:02:27,318 --> 01:02:28,910 Never happen, sir. 889 01:02:29,086 --> 01:02:33,352 Well, if you people came looking for a story, this is your lucky day. 890 01:02:33,524 --> 01:02:36,687 We got Condition Red and we're definitely expecting rain. 891 01:02:36,860 --> 01:02:39,624 Outstanding, sir. We taking care of business? 892 01:02:39,797 --> 01:02:41,287 Well, the NVA are dug in deep. 893 01:02:41,465 --> 01:02:43,990 Hotel Company's still working this side of the river... 894 01:02:44,168 --> 01:02:46,363 ... street by street and house by house. 895 01:02:46,537 --> 01:02:48,528 Charles definitely got his shit together... 896 01:02:48,706 --> 01:02:50,970 ... but we're still getting some decent kills here. 897 01:02:51,141 --> 01:02:55,339 We heard some scuttlebutt, sir, about the NVA executing a lot of gook civilians. 898 01:02:55,512 --> 01:02:56,945 That's affirmative. 899 01:02:57,114 --> 01:03:00,743 I saw some bodies about a half a klick this side of Phu Cam Canal. 900 01:03:00,918 --> 01:03:03,079 Will you show me where, sir? 901 01:03:05,456 --> 01:03:07,014 Here's the canal. 902 01:03:30,013 --> 01:03:33,176 The dead have been covered with lime. 903 01:03:34,385 --> 01:03:37,240 The dead know only one thing: 904 01:03:37,921 --> 01:03:40,446 It is better to be alive. 905 01:03:46,764 --> 01:03:48,356 Excuse me? 906 01:03:48,532 --> 01:03:50,796 -Good morning, lieutenant. -Morning. 907 01:03:50,968 --> 01:03:54,529 I make it 20. Is that the official body count, sir? 908 01:03:54,705 --> 01:03:56,138 What outfit are you men with? 909 01:03:56,306 --> 01:03:58,433 Sir, we're reporters from Stars and Stripes. 910 01:03:58,709 --> 01:04:00,233 -Oh, I see. -I'm Sergeant Joker... 911 01:04:00,411 --> 01:04:02,709 ... and this photographer is Rafterman. 912 01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:05,474 I'm Lieutenant Cleves and I'm from Hartford, Connecticut. 913 01:04:05,649 --> 01:04:08,573 -Have you got a body count, sir? -We think it's 20. 914 01:04:08,752 --> 01:04:10,845 Do you know how it happened, sir? 915 01:04:11,221 --> 01:04:14,987 Well, it seems the NVA came in with a list of gook names. 916 01:04:15,159 --> 01:04:19,721 Government officials, policemen, ARVlN officers, school teachers. 917 01:04:19,897 --> 01:04:21,888 They went around to their houses real polite... 918 01:04:22,065 --> 01:04:25,398 ... and asked them to report the next day for political reeducation. 919 01:04:25,903 --> 01:04:28,167 Everybody who turned up got shot. 920 01:04:28,338 --> 01:04:29,965 Some they buried alive. 921 01:04:30,207 --> 01:04:31,504 Ready. 922 01:04:33,110 --> 01:04:34,543 Colonel. 923 01:04:36,079 --> 01:04:38,775 Marine, what is that button on your body armor? 924 01:04:38,949 --> 01:04:40,211 A peace symbol, sir. 925 01:04:40,384 --> 01:04:42,978 -Where did you get it? -I don't remember, sir. 926 01:04:43,420 --> 01:04:45,285 What is that written on your helmet? 927 01:04:45,456 --> 01:04:46,946 Born to kill, sir. 928 01:04:47,157 --> 01:04:50,115 You write born to kill on your helmet and wear a peace button. 929 01:04:50,294 --> 01:04:52,626 What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke? 930 01:04:52,796 --> 01:04:55,356 -No, sir. -What is it supposed to mean? 931 01:04:55,532 --> 01:04:56,897 I don't know, sir. 932 01:04:57,067 --> 01:04:58,557 -You don't know much. -No, sir. 933 01:04:58,702 --> 01:05:01,967 Get your head and your ass wired together or I will take a shit on you. 934 01:05:02,139 --> 01:05:03,868 -Yes, sir. -Now answer my question... 935 01:05:04,041 --> 01:05:06,407 ... or you'll be standing tall before the man. 936 01:05:06,577 --> 01:05:09,535 I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir. 937 01:05:09,713 --> 01:05:13,308 -The what? -The duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir. 938 01:05:14,518 --> 01:05:16,748 -Whose side are you on, son? -Our side, sir. 939 01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:18,547 -You love your country? -Yes, sir. 940 01:05:18,722 --> 01:05:20,314 How about getting with the program. 941 01:05:20,491 --> 01:05:22,914 Jump on the team and come on in for the big win. 942 01:05:23,093 --> 01:05:24,117 Yes, sir. 943 01:05:24,294 --> 01:05:28,754 All I've asked of my Marines is for them to obey my orders as they would God's word. 944 01:05:28,932 --> 01:05:30,661 We are here to help the Vietnamese... 945 01:05:30,834 --> 01:05:34,759 ... because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. 946 01:05:34,938 --> 01:05:36,599 It's a hardball world, son. 947 01:05:36,773 --> 01:05:40,402 We've gotta try to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over. 948 01:05:40,577 --> 01:05:41,601 Aye, aye, sir. 949 01:05:52,055 --> 01:05:55,786 Hey, bro. We're looking for 1 st Platoon, Hotel Two-Five. 950 01:05:55,959 --> 01:05:57,756 Around the back. 951 01:06:06,370 --> 01:06:09,464 -First Platoon? -Yeah, through there. 952 01:06:33,163 --> 01:06:35,222 Hey, Lone Ranger. 953 01:06:39,269 --> 01:06:42,932 -Holy shit. It's the Joker. -You old motherfucker. 954 01:06:48,011 --> 01:06:49,000 What's happening? 955 01:06:49,179 --> 01:06:53,001 Thought I hoped I'd never see you again, you piece of shit. 956 01:06:53,517 --> 01:06:55,041 What's happening, man? 957 01:06:55,218 --> 01:06:58,608 Oh, just waiting to get back to the land of the big PX. 958 01:06:58,789 --> 01:07:00,745 Yeah? Well, why go back? 959 01:07:00,924 --> 01:07:02,448 Here or there, samey-same. 960 01:07:02,626 --> 01:07:04,321 -Been getting any? -Only your sister. 961 01:07:04,494 --> 01:07:08,590 Well, better my sister than my mom, though my mom's not bad. 962 01:07:09,199 --> 01:07:11,793 Hey, you Hogs, listen up. 963 01:07:11,969 --> 01:07:15,132 This is my bro, Joker, from the lsland, and this is...? 964 01:07:15,305 --> 01:07:17,261 -Rafterman. -Rafterman. 965 01:07:17,441 --> 01:07:20,274 They're from Stars and Stripes. They'll make you famous. 966 01:07:20,444 --> 01:07:21,741 -Fucking A. -Yeah. 967 01:07:21,912 --> 01:07:23,834 We're the Lusthog Squad. 968 01:07:24,014 --> 01:07:26,574 We're life-takers and heartbreakers. 969 01:07:26,750 --> 01:07:30,242 We shoot them full of holes and fill them full of lead. 970 01:07:34,691 --> 01:07:37,387 You a photographer? 971 01:07:38,829 --> 01:07:41,389 No, I'm a combat correspondent. 972 01:07:42,399 --> 01:07:44,890 Oh, you seen much combat? 973 01:07:47,638 --> 01:07:50,004 Well, I've seen a little on TV. 974 01:07:54,344 --> 01:07:57,108 You're a real comedian. 975 01:07:58,382 --> 01:08:01,112 Well, they call me the Joker. 976 01:08:02,386 --> 01:08:04,877 Well, I got a joke for you. 977 01:08:05,022 --> 01:08:08,287 I'm gonna tear you a new asshole. 978 01:08:11,495 --> 01:08:13,360 Well, pilgrim... 979 01:08:13,530 --> 01:08:18,661 ... only after you eat the peanuts out of my shit. 980 01:08:24,074 --> 01:08:26,167 You talk the talk. 981 01:08:27,377 --> 01:08:30,210 Do you walk the walk? 982 01:08:34,618 --> 01:08:36,108 Now, you might not believe it... 983 01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:41,548 ... but under fire, Animal Mother's one of the finest human beings in the world. 984 01:08:41,725 --> 01:08:45,855 All he needs is somebody to throw hand grenades at him the rest of his life. 985 01:08:46,029 --> 01:08:50,193 That's a roger, come on. Sit down. Come on, new guy. 986 01:08:52,936 --> 01:08:55,200 Hey, jungle-bunny. 987 01:08:55,372 --> 01:08:58,170 Thank God for the sickle cell, huh? 988 01:08:58,341 --> 01:09:00,172 Yeah, Mother. 989 01:09:01,445 --> 01:09:03,242 Hey, photographer. 990 01:09:04,648 --> 01:09:06,673 You wanna take a good picture? 991 01:09:07,951 --> 01:09:09,384 Here, man. 992 01:09:09,720 --> 01:09:11,210 Take this. 993 01:09:20,063 --> 01:09:22,918 This is my bro. 994 01:09:32,509 --> 01:09:34,602 This is his party. 995 01:09:34,778 --> 01:09:36,939 He's the guest of honor. 996 01:09:37,881 --> 01:09:40,543 Today is his birthday. 997 01:09:41,151 --> 01:09:43,949 Happy birthday, zipperhead. 998 01:09:44,955 --> 01:09:47,344 I will never forget this day. 999 01:09:47,524 --> 01:09:52,814 The day I came to Hue City and fought 1 million NVA gooks. 1000 01:09:53,296 --> 01:09:56,595 I love the little commie bastards, man, I really do. 1001 01:09:57,067 --> 01:10:00,298 These enemy grunts are as hard as slant-eyed drill instructors. 1002 01:10:02,272 --> 01:10:05,230 These are great days we're living, bros. 1003 01:10:06,376 --> 01:10:10,403 We are jolly green giants, walking the earth with guns. 1004 01:10:11,148 --> 01:10:13,537 These people we wasted here today... 1005 01:10:13,717 --> 01:10:16,948 ... are the finest human beings we will ever know. 1006 01:10:18,755 --> 01:10:20,416 After we rotate back to the world... 1007 01:10:20,590 --> 01:10:23,889 ... we're gonna miss not having anyone around who's worth shooting. 1008 01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:33,022 -Stay put, keep your heads down. -Stay put. 1009 01:11:33,196 --> 01:11:34,823 Stay put. 1010 01:11:49,980 --> 01:11:52,039 Shit. 1011 01:11:59,923 --> 01:12:03,415 Delta Six Actual, this is Murphy. Over. 1012 01:12:05,128 --> 01:12:08,791 Delta Six Actual, this is Murphy. Over. 1013 01:12:09,933 --> 01:12:11,298 Delta Six. 1014 01:12:11,468 --> 01:12:14,596 Delta Six, we are receiving incoming fire from the vill. 1015 01:12:15,071 --> 01:12:16,663 The lieutenant is down. 1016 01:12:16,840 --> 01:12:19,798 We're going to stop here and check out what's in front of us. Over. 1017 01:12:25,448 --> 01:12:27,939 Okay, Lusthog Squad, listen up. 1018 01:12:28,618 --> 01:12:30,711 Gonna move up these roads and check the vill. 1019 01:12:30,887 --> 01:12:33,253 I want the third team up this road here. 1020 01:12:33,423 --> 01:12:37,314 First and second fire team behind me up this other road, okay? 1021 01:12:37,794 --> 01:12:40,649 Let's go. Let's get it done. 1022 01:17:07,275 --> 01:17:09,971 Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me? 1023 01:17:10,144 --> 01:17:13,307 Hey, start the cameras. This is Vietnam: The Movie. 1024 01:17:13,481 --> 01:17:15,847 Yeah, Joker can be John Wayne, I'll be a horse. 1025 01:17:16,017 --> 01:17:18,679 -T. H. E. Rock can be a rock. -I'll be Ann-Margret. 1026 01:17:18,853 --> 01:17:20,775 Animal Mother can be a rabid buffalo. 1027 01:17:20,955 --> 01:17:23,446 -I'll be General Custer. -Who'll be the lndian? 1028 01:17:23,625 --> 01:17:26,651 Hey, we'll let the gooks play the lndians. 1029 01:18:04,832 --> 01:18:06,823 You're going home now. 1030 01:18:10,838 --> 01:18:12,669 Semper fi. 1031 01:18:15,643 --> 01:18:18,237 We're mean Marines, sir. 1032 01:18:21,616 --> 01:18:23,743 Go easy, bros. 1033 01:18:27,889 --> 01:18:29,948 Better you than me. 1034 01:18:33,661 --> 01:18:36,323 Well, at least they died for a good cause. 1035 01:18:37,131 --> 01:18:39,361 What cause was that? 1036 01:18:40,868 --> 01:18:42,426 Freedom. 1037 01:18:43,237 --> 01:18:46,161 Flush out your headgear, new guy. 1038 01:18:47,875 --> 01:18:50,730 You think we waste gooks for freedom? 1039 01:18:51,879 --> 01:18:54,074 This is a slaughter. 1040 01:18:55,316 --> 01:18:58,843 If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word... 1041 01:18:59,921 --> 01:19:02,810 ... my word is poon tang. 1042 01:19:05,560 --> 01:19:08,290 Tough break for Hand Job. 1043 01:19:09,197 --> 01:19:12,655 He was all set to get shipped out on a medical. 1044 01:19:14,202 --> 01:19:16,158 What was the matter with him? 1045 01:19:18,506 --> 01:19:21,703 He was jerking off 1 0 times a day. 1046 01:19:22,810 --> 01:19:26,405 It's no shit. At least 1 0 times a day. 1047 01:19:28,349 --> 01:19:33,673 Last week he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker. 1048 01:19:34,088 --> 01:19:38,149 The crazy fucker starts jerking off in the waiting room. 1049 01:19:38,693 --> 01:19:41,253 Instant Section Eight. 1050 01:19:41,929 --> 01:19:45,353 He was just waiting for his papers to clear Division. 1051 01:19:47,869 --> 01:19:50,724 You ready? Turn over. 1052 01:19:52,273 --> 01:19:54,571 Hue City interviews, roll 34. 1053 01:19:56,677 --> 01:20:00,670 Well, like-- Like you see, you know, it's a major city... 1054 01:20:00,848 --> 01:20:04,375 ... so we have to assault with tanks, we roll in the streets. 1055 01:20:04,552 --> 01:20:06,941 So they send us in first to squat... 1056 01:20:07,121 --> 01:20:10,852 ... make sure that there are no little.... 1057 01:20:11,993 --> 01:20:15,224 No Vietnamese waiting with B-40 rockets to blow the tanks away. 1058 01:20:15,396 --> 01:20:17,887 So we clear it out and we roll the tanks in... 1059 01:20:18,065 --> 01:20:20,397 ... and basically blow the place to hell. 1060 01:20:21,002 --> 01:20:24,597 When we're in Hue, when we're in Hue City... 1061 01:20:24,772 --> 01:20:26,728 ... it's like a war, you know... 1062 01:20:26,908 --> 01:20:28,796 ... Like what-- What-- 1063 01:20:28,976 --> 01:20:31,968 What I thought about a war, what I thought a war was-- 1064 01:20:32,146 --> 01:20:34,637 You know, was supposed to be. 1065 01:20:35,817 --> 01:20:38,012 There's the enemy, you kill them. 1066 01:20:38,619 --> 01:20:41,747 I don't think there's any question about it. I mean, we're the best. 1067 01:20:41,923 --> 01:20:44,050 I mean, all that bullshit about the Air Cav.... 1068 01:20:44,225 --> 01:20:46,352 When the shit hits the fan, who do they call? 1069 01:20:46,527 --> 01:20:49,860 They call Mother Green and her killing machine. 1070 01:20:50,031 --> 01:20:53,023 Do I think America belongs in Vietnam? 1071 01:20:53,701 --> 01:20:57,626 I don't know. I belong in Vietnam, I'll tell you that. 1072 01:20:57,805 --> 01:21:00,035 Can I quote LBJ? 1073 01:21:01,576 --> 01:21:05,068 ""l will not send American boys... 1074 01:21:05,246 --> 01:21:07,510 ...8 or 1 0,000 miles around the world... 1075 01:21:07,682 --> 01:21:11,880 ... to do a job that Asian boys ought to be doing for themselves."" 1076 01:21:13,788 --> 01:21:18,111 Personally think they don't really want to be involved in this war... 1077 01:21:18,292 --> 01:21:22,058 ... you know, I mean, like they-- It's sort of like... 1078 01:21:22,597 --> 01:21:25,987 ... they took away our freedom and gave it to the gookers, you know. 1079 01:21:26,167 --> 01:21:27,725 But they don't want it. 1080 01:21:27,902 --> 01:21:30,325 They'd rather be alive than free, I guess, you know. 1081 01:21:30,504 --> 01:21:32,495 Poor, dumb bastards. 1082 01:21:33,374 --> 01:21:38,107 Well, the ones I'm fighting at are some pretty-- Pretty bad boys. 1083 01:21:38,279 --> 01:21:40,042 I'm not real.... 1084 01:21:41,215 --> 01:21:44,048 I'm not real keen on some of these fellas... 1085 01:21:44,218 --> 01:21:47,642 ... that are supposedly on our side. 1086 01:21:47,822 --> 01:21:50,655 I keep meeting them coming the other way. 1087 01:21:52,727 --> 01:21:53,751 Yeah. 1088 01:21:54,328 --> 01:21:56,523 I mean, we're getting killed for these people... 1089 01:21:56,697 --> 01:21:58,858 ... and they don't even appreciate it. 1090 01:21:59,533 --> 01:22:01,455 They think it's a big joke. 1091 01:22:02,103 --> 01:22:04,094 Well, if you ask me... 1092 01:22:04,572 --> 01:22:06,597 ... we're shooting the wrong gooks. 1093 01:22:07,074 --> 01:22:10,601 Well, it depends on the situation. I mean, I'm here to take combat photos. 1094 01:22:10,778 --> 01:22:14,339 But if the shit gets too thick, I mean, I'll go to the rifle. 1095 01:22:15,349 --> 01:22:18,113 What do I think about America's involvement in the war? 1096 01:22:18,286 --> 01:22:20,049 Well, I think we should win. 1097 01:22:20,688 --> 01:22:22,679 I hate Vietnam. 1098 01:22:22,857 --> 01:22:24,882 There's not one horse in this whole country. 1099 01:22:25,059 --> 01:22:27,186 They don't have one horse in Vietnam. 1100 01:22:27,361 --> 01:22:29,955 There's something basically wrong with that. 1101 01:22:31,365 --> 01:22:33,321 Well, if they'd send us more guys, maybe... 1102 01:22:33,501 --> 01:22:37,528 ... and bomb the hell out of the North, they might give up. 1103 01:22:38,306 --> 01:22:43,835 I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of Southeast Asia. 1104 01:22:44,445 --> 01:22:48,802 I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... 1105 01:22:48,983 --> 01:22:50,280 ... and kill them. 1106 01:22:50,718 --> 01:22:55,542 I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill. 1107 01:23:14,241 --> 01:23:16,402 Ten-hut. 1108 01:23:18,212 --> 01:23:19,736 -All right. -My, oh, my. 1109 01:23:19,914 --> 01:23:22,803 -Good morning, little schoolgirl. -Look at this lady. 1110 01:23:22,984 --> 01:23:25,077 I'm a little schoolboy too. 1111 01:23:25,453 --> 01:23:26,750 My, my, my. 1112 01:23:27,321 --> 01:23:30,620 -What you got there, chief? -Do you want number one fucky? 1113 01:23:31,792 --> 01:23:34,625 Hey, any of you boys want number one fucky? 1114 01:23:34,795 --> 01:23:37,184 I'm so horny, I can't even get a piece of hand. 1115 01:23:37,365 --> 01:23:40,562 -Me want sucky. -Sucky, fucky, smoke cigarette in her pussy. 1116 01:23:40,735 --> 01:23:43,295 She give you everything you want, long time. 1117 01:23:43,504 --> 01:23:47,429 Everything you want. Hey, how much there, chief? 1118 01:23:47,608 --> 01:23:49,872 -Fifteen dollars each. -No. 1119 01:23:52,213 --> 01:23:54,875 Fifteen dollar beaucoup money. 1120 01:23:55,049 --> 01:23:56,311 Five dollar each. 1121 01:23:56,484 --> 01:23:58,281 Come on, she love you good. 1122 01:23:58,452 --> 01:23:59,976 Boom-boom long time. 1123 01:24:00,154 --> 01:24:01,849 -Ten dollars. -Five dollars. 1124 01:24:02,023 --> 01:24:03,513 No. Ten dollars. 1125 01:24:03,657 --> 01:24:05,852 Be glad to trade you some ARVlN rifles. 1126 01:24:06,027 --> 01:24:08,860 Ain't never been fired and only dropped once. 1127 01:24:09,764 --> 01:24:11,527 Okay, $5. You give me. 1128 01:24:11,699 --> 01:24:14,031 -Okay, okay. -All right. 1129 01:24:15,302 --> 01:24:16,667 Let's get mounted. 1130 01:24:22,076 --> 01:24:23,634 Something wrong there, chief? 1131 01:24:23,811 --> 01:24:25,767 She says no boom-boom with soul brother. 1132 01:24:25,946 --> 01:24:27,504 What the motherfuck? 1133 01:24:27,681 --> 01:24:30,206 She says soul brother too beaucoup, too beaucoup. 1134 01:24:30,384 --> 01:24:31,715 What is this, man? 1135 01:24:31,886 --> 01:24:36,949 I think what he's trying to tell you is you black boys pack too much meat. 1136 01:24:37,958 --> 01:24:40,654 Too beaucoup, too beaucoup. 1137 01:24:40,828 --> 01:24:42,489 Oh, shit. 1138 01:24:42,663 --> 01:24:46,360 This baby-san looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. 1139 01:24:46,534 --> 01:24:49,594 She say too beaucoup, too beaucoup. 1140 01:24:49,770 --> 01:24:51,692 Excuse me, ma'am. 1141 01:24:52,406 --> 01:24:54,397 What we have here, little yellow sister... 1142 01:24:54,575 --> 01:24:59,000 ... is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama blacksnake. 1143 01:24:59,213 --> 01:25:01,773 But it ain't too goddamn beaucoup. 1144 01:25:02,817 --> 01:25:04,739 Okay, okay. 1145 01:25:05,453 --> 01:25:07,409 Okay, okay. 1146 01:25:08,756 --> 01:25:11,020 All right. Yeah. This is my boogie. 1147 01:25:11,192 --> 01:25:13,387 -Hey, we need a batting order. -I'm going first. 1148 01:25:13,561 --> 01:25:16,951 Back off, white bread. Don't get between a dog and his meat. 1149 01:25:17,131 --> 01:25:20,430 All fucking niggers must fucking hang. 1150 01:25:20,601 --> 01:25:23,729 -Hey, Animal, man. -You son of a-- 1151 01:25:23,904 --> 01:25:28,034 Hey, hey, I won't be long. I'll skip the foreplay. 1152 01:25:28,209 --> 01:25:30,507 -I don't want it after you, man. -Fuck you. 1153 01:26:03,711 --> 01:26:06,009 Intelligence passed the word down... 1154 01:26:06,180 --> 01:26:09,741 ... that during the night the NVA had pulled out of our area... 1155 01:26:09,917 --> 01:26:12,875 ... to positions across the Perfume River. 1156 01:26:13,053 --> 01:26:17,444 Our squad is sent on patrol to check out the report. 1157 01:26:48,923 --> 01:26:51,687 Face outboard and take cover. Do it. 1158 01:27:05,172 --> 01:27:06,696 Shit. 1159 01:27:15,282 --> 01:27:17,170 He ain't gonna make it. 1160 01:27:20,087 --> 01:27:21,714 Shit. 1161 01:27:28,229 --> 01:27:31,494 Hotel One Actual, this is Cowboy. 1162 01:27:32,933 --> 01:27:36,425 Hotel One Actual, this is Cowboy. 1163 01:27:37,304 --> 01:27:38,794 Hotel One. Over. 1164 01:27:38,973 --> 01:27:40,998 Murph, this is Cowboy. 1165 01:27:41,175 --> 01:27:44,508 Crazy's hit. Booby trap. 1166 01:27:45,713 --> 01:27:47,408 Wait, One. 1167 01:27:48,582 --> 01:27:53,042 Okay. You're senior NCO, Cowboy. You're in charge. 1168 01:27:53,354 --> 01:27:54,946 -Continue with the patrol... -Shit. 1169 01:27:55,122 --> 01:27:57,420 -... and call in at the next checkpoint. -Shit. 1170 01:27:57,591 --> 01:28:00,321 Roger. Out. 1171 01:28:06,734 --> 01:28:08,599 I ' m squad leader. 1172 01:28:11,605 --> 01:28:13,994 Follow you anywhere, scumbag. 1173 01:28:15,109 --> 01:28:16,667 All right. 1174 01:28:17,478 --> 01:28:19,036 He's dead. 1175 01:29:00,154 --> 01:29:01,678 Cowboy. 1176 01:29:08,495 --> 01:29:09,757 What's up? 1177 01:29:10,030 --> 01:29:13,261 I think we made a mistake at the last checkpoint. 1178 01:29:13,434 --> 01:29:15,823 Here, see what you think. 1179 01:29:17,938 --> 01:29:20,964 I think we're here... 1180 01:29:21,508 --> 01:29:24,432 ... and we should be here. 1181 01:29:26,046 --> 01:29:28,173 -We're here? -Yeah. 1182 01:29:28,349 --> 01:29:31,614 -We should be here? -Yeah. Yeah, that's right. 1183 01:29:37,758 --> 01:29:39,487 Fuck. 1184 01:29:44,832 --> 01:29:46,459 What do you think? 1185 01:29:48,102 --> 01:29:50,866 Well, I think we should change direction. 1186 01:30:04,818 --> 01:30:06,376 Okay. 1187 01:30:07,020 --> 01:30:09,045 We'll change direction. 1188 01:30:19,700 --> 01:30:21,258 What's up? 1189 01:30:21,435 --> 01:30:23,357 Changing direction. 1190 01:30:24,071 --> 01:30:25,299 What are we, lost? 1191 01:30:25,472 --> 01:30:28,566 Joker, shut the fuck up. 1192 01:30:28,876 --> 01:30:31,003 Okay, listen up. 1193 01:30:31,178 --> 01:30:33,271 -Can you hear me? -Yeah. 1194 01:30:33,447 --> 01:30:35,278 Okay, we're changing direction. 1195 01:30:35,449 --> 01:30:37,178 We're heading over that way. 1196 01:30:37,351 --> 01:30:40,548 Eightball's gonna go over there and see can he find a way through. 1197 01:30:41,054 --> 01:30:43,443 -Got it? -Got it. 1198 01:30:44,158 --> 01:30:47,150 Eightball, let's dance. 1199 01:30:47,728 --> 01:30:50,026 Put a nigger behind the trigger. 1200 01:31:51,124 --> 01:31:52,648 Fuck. 1201 01:32:08,375 --> 01:32:09,774 Cease fire. 1202 01:32:09,943 --> 01:32:11,831 Cease fire, goddamn it. 1203 01:32:12,012 --> 01:32:14,537 Cool it, goddamn it. Cool it. Cease fire. 1204 01:32:14,715 --> 01:32:16,239 -Hold it. -Cease fire. 1205 01:32:16,416 --> 01:32:17,644 -Cease fire. -Cease fire. 1206 01:32:17,818 --> 01:32:21,345 Okay, listen up. Did anybody see a sniper? Did anybody see anything? 1207 01:32:21,522 --> 01:32:23,183 Anybody see a sniper? 1208 01:32:23,357 --> 01:32:24,847 -Nothing. -Negative. 1209 01:32:25,025 --> 01:32:28,916 Okay, then save your ammo. Nobody fire till I tell you. 1210 01:32:29,863 --> 01:32:31,023 Eightball. 1211 01:32:31,198 --> 01:32:33,792 No, no. Cease fire. Cease fire. 1212 01:32:33,967 --> 01:32:35,662 Animal, cease fire. 1213 01:32:35,836 --> 01:32:37,963 Cowboy, it's Sergeant Murphy. 1214 01:32:38,138 --> 01:32:39,628 This is Cowboy. Over. 1215 01:32:39,773 --> 01:32:43,231 This is Murphy. What is your present position? Over. 1216 01:32:43,410 --> 01:32:45,708 Murph, we're receiving enemy sniper fire. 1217 01:32:45,879 --> 01:32:47,141 Eightball is down. 1218 01:32:47,314 --> 01:32:50,203 Our position is about half a klick north of Checkpoint Four. 1219 01:32:50,384 --> 01:32:54,081 Believe possible strong enemy forces occupying buildings in front of us. 1220 01:32:54,254 --> 01:32:57,746 Request immediate tank support. Over. 1221 01:32:58,258 --> 01:32:59,657 Roger. Understand. 1222 01:32:59,826 --> 01:33:02,317 I'll see what I can do. Over. 1223 01:33:02,496 --> 01:33:04,862 Roger. Over and out. 1224 01:33:05,032 --> 01:33:07,330 -Stay close. -Got it. 1225 01:33:07,968 --> 01:33:11,995 Okay, listen up. I think we're being set up for an ambush. 1226 01:33:12,172 --> 01:33:15,733 I think there may be strong enemy forces in those buildings over there. 1227 01:33:15,909 --> 01:33:17,774 I've requested tank support. 1228 01:33:17,945 --> 01:33:21,210 We're gonna sit tight till it comes, but keep your eyes open. 1229 01:33:21,381 --> 01:33:25,408 If they decide to hit us, we'll have to pull back fast. 1230 01:33:26,453 --> 01:33:29,183 Goddamn it. Halt. Cease your fire, Mother. 1231 01:33:29,356 --> 01:33:31,244 -Cease your fucking fire. -Cowboy. 1232 01:33:31,425 --> 01:33:33,188 -What? -We can't leave him out there. 1233 01:33:33,360 --> 01:33:36,124 We're not leaving him, we'll get him when the tank comes up. 1234 01:33:36,296 --> 01:33:38,958 He's hit three fucking times. He can't wait that long. 1235 01:33:39,132 --> 01:33:41,157 I seen this before. 1236 01:33:41,335 --> 01:33:44,566 That sniper's just trying to suck us in, one at a time. 1237 01:33:46,440 --> 01:33:49,603 Goddamn it. No. 1238 01:33:49,776 --> 01:33:52,700 -Goddamn it, cease fire. Cease fire. -Man, fuck this-- 1239 01:33:52,879 --> 01:33:54,972 Fuck this shit. I'm going in to bring him out. 1240 01:33:55,148 --> 01:33:58,709 -No, you sit the fuck down, goddamn it. -Cover me. 1241 01:34:14,635 --> 01:34:19,129 Cease fire, he's there. Cease fire, he's there. 1242 01:34:19,306 --> 01:34:21,570 Cease fire. 1243 01:34:32,953 --> 01:34:34,250 Hold your fire. 1244 01:34:34,421 --> 01:34:36,446 Hold your fire. 1245 01:34:36,623 --> 01:34:39,114 Cease fire, you can't see the sniper. 1246 01:34:39,292 --> 01:34:43,649 Save the ammo. Nobody fire till I tell you. Nobody. 1247 01:34:49,102 --> 01:34:50,899 Hold your fire. 1248 01:34:51,605 --> 01:34:54,096 What the fuck do we do now, Cowboy? 1249 01:34:55,342 --> 01:34:57,333 Give me that fucking radio. 1250 01:35:01,548 --> 01:35:04,142 Murph? This is Cowboy. Over. 1251 01:35:04,317 --> 01:35:05,807 This is Murphy. Over. 1252 01:35:05,952 --> 01:35:08,318 Murph, we're in some deep shit. I got two men down. 1253 01:35:08,522 --> 01:35:11,411 What's the story on that fucking tank? Over. 1254 01:35:12,492 --> 01:35:15,950 Sorry, Cowboy. No luck so far with the tank. 1255 01:35:16,129 --> 01:35:18,393 Will advise. Over. 1256 01:35:19,399 --> 01:35:21,355 Roger. Out. 1257 01:35:21,768 --> 01:35:24,066 Numb-nut bastards. 1258 01:35:24,237 --> 01:35:27,331 -Okay, listen up. -Listen up. 1259 01:35:28,208 --> 01:35:30,267 Can't afford to wait for the tank. 1260 01:35:30,444 --> 01:35:32,366 I think they're gonna hit us any minute. 1261 01:35:32,546 --> 01:35:34,741 When they do, we won't have time to pull out. 1262 01:35:34,915 --> 01:35:37,873 We gotta do it now. Let's get ready to move. 1263 01:35:38,051 --> 01:35:40,315 -Ready to pull out. -Wait a minute. Hold it. 1264 01:35:40,721 --> 01:35:44,509 Hold it, nobody's pulling out. There's only one sniper there. 1265 01:35:44,691 --> 01:35:45,953 Back off, Mother. 1266 01:35:46,126 --> 01:35:49,084 I'm calling the plays. I say we're pulling out. 1267 01:35:49,262 --> 01:35:51,059 Well, what about Doc Jay and Eightball? 1268 01:35:51,231 --> 01:35:55,019 I know it's a shitty thing to do, but we can't refuse to accept the situation. 1269 01:35:55,202 --> 01:35:57,466 We're not leaving Doc Jay and Eightball out there. 1270 01:35:57,637 --> 01:35:59,468 Doc Jay and Eightball are wasted. 1271 01:35:59,639 --> 01:36:02,369 -You know that. -Bullshit. Come on, you guys. 1272 01:36:02,542 --> 01:36:05,033 We gotta bring them back. Let's get them, let's do it. 1273 01:36:05,178 --> 01:36:07,544 Stand down, Mother. That's a direct order. 1274 01:36:11,752 --> 01:36:15,882 Fuck you, Cowboy. Fuck all you assholes. 1275 01:36:17,991 --> 01:36:21,017 -Goddamn it. -Fucking son of a bitch. 1276 01:36:21,194 --> 01:36:23,890 You motherfucker. 1277 01:36:39,546 --> 01:36:42,276 Doc. Doc. Doc. 1278 01:36:44,117 --> 01:36:46,039 Where's the sniper? 1279 01:36:49,022 --> 01:36:52,185 Doc, where's the sniper? 1280 01:37:00,901 --> 01:37:02,630 Shit. 1281 01:37:04,237 --> 01:37:06,762 Shit. Fuck. 1282 01:37:21,087 --> 01:37:22,679 Fuck. 1283 01:37:54,354 --> 01:37:56,481 Hey, Cowboy. 1284 01:37:56,823 --> 01:37:58,586 Yeah? 1285 01:37:59,459 --> 01:38:02,951 Doc Jay and Eightball are wasted. 1286 01:38:03,563 --> 01:38:07,055 There's only one sniper, nothing else. 1287 01:38:07,434 --> 01:38:11,291 Move up the squad, you're clear up to here. 1288 01:38:12,138 --> 01:38:13,628 Come on. 1289 01:38:16,243 --> 01:38:18,438 Son of a bitch. 1290 01:38:22,215 --> 01:38:24,775 -Okay, listen up. -Listen up. 1291 01:38:25,819 --> 01:38:30,051 No-Doze, Stutten, Donlon, Rock, you come with me, we'll take a look. 1292 01:38:30,490 --> 01:38:32,879 The rest of you all stay put and cover our ass. 1293 01:38:33,059 --> 01:38:35,857 We may be coming back in a big hurry. 1294 01:38:36,730 --> 01:38:39,062 -I'm going with you. -I'm coming too. 1295 01:38:39,232 --> 01:38:41,063 Okay. 1296 01:38:41,234 --> 01:38:42,895 -You all set? -Yeah. 1297 01:38:43,069 --> 01:38:44,093 Let's move out. 1298 01:38:44,471 --> 01:38:45,529 Let's do it. 1299 01:39:23,743 --> 01:39:25,074 Hey, Cowboy. 1300 01:39:25,245 --> 01:39:27,736 Top of the black building, around the corner. 1301 01:39:47,500 --> 01:39:50,196 Donlon, give me that radio. 1302 01:39:52,739 --> 01:39:54,468 Murphy, this is Cowboy. Over. 1303 01:40:04,985 --> 01:40:07,374 -Cowboy. -Holy shit. That sniper's got a clean shot. 1304 01:40:07,554 --> 01:40:09,442 Get him the fuck out of here. 1305 01:40:16,162 --> 01:40:18,858 -I ain't got a first aid. -I don't believe this shit. 1306 01:40:19,032 --> 01:40:21,159 -Give me your hand. -Shut up. 1307 01:40:21,334 --> 01:40:22,926 -Take it easy, Cowboy. -Don't move. 1308 01:40:23,103 --> 01:40:24,400 -Shit. -That son of a bitch. 1309 01:40:24,571 --> 01:40:26,436 -You'll be all right. -You're going home. 1310 01:40:26,606 --> 01:40:29,439 -Shut up. -Don't shit me. 1311 01:40:29,609 --> 01:40:33,238 You know I'm not gonna shit you, man. You're my favorite turd. 1312 01:40:33,880 --> 01:40:35,074 Come on. Easy. 1313 01:40:35,482 --> 01:40:36,608 Here you go. 1314 01:40:38,318 --> 01:40:42,209 -Cowboy. -Hang on, man. Hang on. 1315 01:40:46,059 --> 01:40:49,085 I can hack it. I can hack it. 1316 01:40:55,168 --> 01:40:58,592 -I can hack it. -You can hack it, man. 1317 01:41:54,661 --> 01:41:57,221 Let's go get some payback. 1318 01:42:03,136 --> 01:42:04,728 Okay. 1319 01:42:10,877 --> 01:42:12,606 Okay. 1320 01:42:20,053 --> 01:42:22,146 Watch that fucking hole. 1321 01:42:23,423 --> 01:42:24,651 Throw some smoke. 1322 01:42:41,174 --> 01:42:42,971 Okay, ready? 1323 01:43:23,983 --> 01:43:27,714 Donlon, Rock, that way. You two, with me. 1324 01:43:32,792 --> 01:43:35,454 Joker, in there. New guy. 1325 01:45:39,452 --> 01:45:42,376 We got the sniper. 1326 01:46:16,089 --> 01:46:17,613 Joker? 1327 01:46:18,157 --> 01:46:19,647 Yo. 1328 01:46:19,992 --> 01:46:21,550 What's up? 1329 01:46:23,029 --> 01:46:25,190 We got the sniper. 1330 01:46:37,744 --> 01:46:39,700 I saved Joker's ass. 1331 01:46:39,879 --> 01:46:41,676 I got the sniper. 1332 01:46:41,848 --> 01:46:44,510 I fucking blew her away. 1333 01:46:45,351 --> 01:46:47,307 Am I bad? 1334 01:46:47,920 --> 01:46:51,913 Am I a life-taker? Am I a heartbreaker? 1335 01:47:09,475 --> 01:47:11,636 What's she saying? 1336 01:47:15,281 --> 01:47:17,112 She's praying. 1337 01:47:20,987 --> 01:47:24,286 No more boom-boom for this baby-san. 1338 01:47:27,193 --> 01:47:29,616 There's nothing we can do for her. 1339 01:47:31,197 --> 01:47:33,290 She's dead meat. 1340 01:47:37,770 --> 01:47:39,203 Okay. 1341 01:47:40,506 --> 01:47:42,667 Let's get the fuck out of here. 1342 01:47:47,180 --> 01:47:49,045 What about her? 1343 01:47:52,819 --> 01:47:54,480 Fuck her. 1344 01:47:55,822 --> 01:47:57,517 Let her rot. 1345 01:48:13,840 --> 01:48:16,172 We can't just leave her here. 1346 01:48:19,378 --> 01:48:21,266 Hey, asshole. 1347 01:48:21,747 --> 01:48:23,977 Cowboy's wasted. 1348 01:48:24,450 --> 01:48:27,010 You're fresh out of friends. 1349 01:48:28,120 --> 01:48:29,951 I'm running this squad now... 1350 01:48:30,122 --> 01:48:34,388 ... and I say we leave the gook for the mother-loving rats. 1351 01:48:38,231 --> 01:48:41,291 I'm not trying to run this squad. 1352 01:48:43,135 --> 01:48:47,094 I'm just saying we can't leave her like this. 1353 01:48:56,616 --> 01:48:59,574 Shoot me. 1354 01:49:01,521 --> 01:49:03,546 Shoot... 1355 01:49:04,056 --> 01:49:05,648 ... me. 1356 01:49:06,225 --> 01:49:08,318 Shoot... 1357 01:49:08,828 --> 01:49:10,420 ... me. 1358 01:49:10,897 --> 01:49:12,888 Shoot. 1359 01:49:14,567 --> 01:49:16,262 Shoot. 1360 01:49:17,470 --> 01:49:20,769 If you wanna waste her, go on... 1361 01:49:22,642 --> 01:49:24,735 ... waste her. 1362 01:49:24,911 --> 01:49:26,538 Shoot... 1363 01:49:28,714 --> 01:49:30,147 ... me. 1364 01:49:34,253 --> 01:49:37,017 Shoot me. 1365 01:49:38,958 --> 01:49:40,186 Shoot... 1366 01:49:41,460 --> 01:49:43,189 ... me. 1367 01:49:43,563 --> 01:49:45,656 Shoot... 1368 01:49:46,365 --> 01:49:47,798 ... me. 1369 01:49:48,401 --> 01:49:50,596 Shoot. 1370 01:49:52,238 --> 01:49:54,263 Shoot. 1371 01:49:57,910 --> 01:49:59,434 Shoot. 1372 01:50:00,446 --> 01:50:02,038 Shoot. 1373 01:50:39,352 --> 01:50:41,183 Joker... 1374 01:50:41,354 --> 01:50:46,109 ... we're gonna have to put you up for the Congressional Medal of Ugly. 1375 01:50:49,895 --> 01:50:52,022 Hard-core, man. 1376 01:50:54,033 --> 01:50:56,558 Fucking hard-core. 1377 01:51:13,552 --> 01:51:18,615 We have nailed our names in the pages of history enough for today. 1378 01:51:19,225 --> 01:51:23,889 We hump down to the Perfume River to set in for the night. 1379 01:52:02,435 --> 01:52:06,633 My thoughts drift back to erect-nipple wet dreams... 1380 01:52:06,806 --> 01:52:12,938 ... about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the great homecoming-fuck fantasy. 1381 01:52:13,579 --> 01:52:16,275 I am so happy that I am alive... 1382 01:52:16,449 --> 01:52:19,976 ... in one piece and short. 1383 01:52:20,653 --> 01:52:23,952 I am in a world of shit, yes... 1384 01:52:24,123 --> 01:52:26,079 ... but I am alive. 1385 01:52:26,492 --> 01:52:28,483 And I am not afraid.