艾米丽你没事吧 Emily you're okay?
蛇 有蛇 Snakes! Snakes!
怎么回事啊 What the hell is going on?
外面的东西不是都死了吗 I thought everything outside was dead.
天知道爆炸之后它们往下钻了多深 God knows how deep they went after the blast.
或许是从下水道或者 Maybe they came through the sewage
通风系统进来的 or the ventilation system.
哈利路亚 Hallelujah.
看来我们要有新鲜蛋白质吃了 Looks like we got some fresh protein.
-它们应该都被污染了吧 -我们会检测的 - Won't they be contaminated? - No. We'll scan 'em.
我没看到变异 I don't see any mutations.
天呐 看上去很美味吧 Boy, this looks like good eating, huh?
我有个规矩 不吃没有腿 I have a rule against eating things with
或者腿太多的东西 no legs or too many legs.
是啊 但你不介意吃有两条腿的东西 Oh, right, but you're fine eating something with two legs.
最后说一次 我们没吃你男朋友 For the last time, we didn't eat your boyfriend.
随你吃不吃 没人会强迫你 Eat it or don't. No one's gonna force it down you.
逆境让人与奇怪的人搭伙 Adversity makes strange bedfellows
与令人不悦的人一起吃饭 and worse dinner companions.
这是食物 我们要饿坏了 It's food, and we're starving.
我们该为大地的果实心怀感激 We should be grateful for the fruits of the earth.
蒸蛇汤其实很美味的 Well, steamed snake soup is actually quite delicious.
我当年跟吉娜·罗洛布里吉达在吉隆坡的 It was the centerpiece of a dinner that I attended
皇宫里共进晚餐 at the Royal Court in Kuala Lumpur
主菜就是这个 with Gina Lolabrigida.
你办公室里的人是谁 So, who's in your office?
什么 I beg your pardon?
之前警报响了 有人进来了 Alarms went off before. Someone came inside.
有谁来了 Who else is here?
一切问题都会在适当的时候得到解答 All questions will be answered in due course.
吃吧 Eat.
美国恐怖故事 天启 第八季 第二集
那些蛇都被剁碎煮了 Those snakes were chopped up and cooked.
怎么会又活了 How did they come back to life?
我不知道 当时那么多条 I don't know. There were a lot of snakes.
会不会是漏了几条 Maybe they just missed a couple.
你自己相信吗 You don't really believe that.
老实说 我在努力不去想 Honestly, I'm trying not to think about it at all.
我更想知道温尼伯把谁藏在了办公室里 I'm more interested in whoever Venable is hiding in her office.
就是想去图书馆 Just headed to the library.
我叫朗顿 我代表合作社 My name is Langdon, and I represent The Cooperative.
我就不遮遮掩掩了 I won't sugarcoat the situation.
人类已处于崩溃边缘 Humanity is on the brink of failure.
我的到来 My arrival here was
对于地球上文明生命的幸存至关重要 crucial to the survival of civilized life on Earth.
其他的三个基地 锡拉库扎 纽约 The three other compounds-- in Syracuse, New York,
贝克利 西弗吉尼亚 圣安吉洛 德州 Beckley, West Virginia, and San Angelo, Texas
都已被占领摧毁 have been overrun and destroyed.
我们没有收到六个国际前哨基地的联络 We've had no contact from the six international outposts,
但我们估计它们也都不复存在 but we are assuming that they, too, have been eliminated.
那里面的人呢 What happened to the people inside?
被屠杀了 Massacred.
同样的命运也会落在几乎你们所有人头上 The same fate that will befall almost all of you.
几乎所有 Almost all?
因为知道这样的事可能发生 In the knowledge that this very moment might occur,
我们留了一手 建造了避难所 we built a failsafe-- The Sanctuary.
避难所 The Sanctuary?
避难所很特别 The Sanctuary is unique.
里面有一些安保措施能避免被攻占 It has certain security measures that will prevent overrun.
抱歉 先生 Excuse me, sir.
什么措施 为什么我们这里没有 What measures? Why weren't we given them?
那是机密 That's classified.
唯一重要的是 避难所可以存活下来 All that matters is that The Sanctuary will... survive,
这样里面的人也能得以幸存 so the people populating it will survive,
人类也就得以幸存 so humanity will survive.
里面都有谁 Who are the people who are populating it?
也是机密 Also classified.
但是 我被派来确定 However, I have been sent to determine
你们是否有资格可以加入我们 if any of you are worthy and fit to join us.
合作社制定了特别 The Cooperative has developed a particular
而且严格的询问方式 and rigorous questioning technique
我们称之为"进行合作" we like to call... "Cooperating."
之后我会用 I will then use the information
获得的信息来确定你是否该来 gained to determine if you belong.
这是《饥饿游戏》吗 What is this, The Hunger Games?
太扯了 This is bullshit.
我可是花钱进来的 I paid my way in here,
这是我唯一要进行的合作 and that is the only cooperating I plan on doing.
你不非得接受询问 You don't have to sit for questioning.
如果我们不接受呢 What happens if we choose not to?
那就留在这里等死 Then you stay here and die.
我自愿第一个来 I volunteer to go first.
那好 And so you shall.
这个过程应该几天就能完成 The process should only take me a couple of days,
你们不会被一直吊着的 so you won't be kept in suspense forever.
那些没能获选的人 For those of you who don't make the cut,
也并非希望全无 all is not lost.
如果发生了最可怕的情况 凶残的食人族来了 If the worst should happen and feral cannibals come knocking,
服下这个 down one of these.
一分钟后 你就会长眠不醒 One minute later, you fall asleep and never wake up.
我很期待认识你们每一个人 I look forward to meeting each and every one of you.
好啊 Well,
真聪明 要求第一个去 smooth move, asking to go first.
有句古老的演员箴言 There's an old actor's adage.
要么第一个上 要么最后一个 Either go first or go last.
你哪都别想去 You're not going anywhere.
你是说 Are you suggesting
他会放弃我吗 that he is going to pass me up?
你都多老了 You're ancient.
他是想找人重新恢复地球人口 He's looking for people to repopulate the Earth,
-不是去玩宾果 -知道吗 - not fill a bingo hall. - You know,
对于一个心理年龄只有3岁的人 for someone with the mental capacity of a three-year-old,
52岁大概看上去是很老了 I suppose 52 might seem ancient.
猫王拉最后一泡屎时你就52了 You were 52 when Elvis took his last shit.
-够了 -不 - That's enough! - Oh, no.
让她喷吧 我记得有次曾跟 Let her spout. I remember a wonderful lunch
娜塔莉·伍德在丹塔娜餐厅吃饭 that I had at Dan Tana's with Natalie Wood.
娜塔莉对我说 Natalie turned to me and she said,
"伊薇 你生命力顽强 "Evie, you are a survivor.
你会比我们都活得长" You're gonna outlive us all."
亲爱的娜塔莉啊 她是对的 And dear Natalie-- she turned out to be right.
这要怎么做 So how's this work?
我不会告诉你我将以什么标准评判你 I'm not gonna tell you what criteria I'm using to grade you.
你认为有帮助的东西可能会对你不利 Things you may feel are helpful may be hurtful.
而你认为可能会导致你被拒的 Things you may feel will compel rejection
可能正是我想要的 may be exactly what I'm looking for.
那么我不能作弊了 So I can't game the system?
如果你隐瞒 我会知道的 If you hedge, I will know.
如果你撒谎 我也会知道 If you lie, I will know.
如果你敢耍我 我会知道的 And if you try to trick me, I will know,
面谈就会结束 你将在这里痛苦地死去 and this interview will be over, and you will die here painfully.
明白了吗 Are we clear?
你的性取向是什么 What is your sexual orientation?
我是同性恋 I'm gay,
但我高中时上过妹子 but I fucked a girl before in high school,
也射了 and I finished and everything.
她也高潮了 She did, too.
...吧 I think.
妹子没那么好分辨 It's harder to tell with girls.
我就是说我有这个能力 Um... but I'm just saying that I can do that,
如果是为了必要的繁殖的话 you know, for, for procreation if I have to.
我们有采集基因材料的技术 We have techniques for harvesting genetic material.
我们暂时仍需要女性子宫孕育胚胎 We still need a woman's womb to incubate the fetus, for now,
但你搞大哪个可怜姑娘的能力是不必需的 but your ability to impregnate some poor girl isn't needed.
跟我说说你的愤怒 Tell me about your anger.
跟我说说你的奶奶 Tell me about your grandmother.
你为什么要把这两件事放在一起说 Why would you put those two things together?
好吧 我恨死她了 Okay. I hate her fucking guts.
很好 Good.
为什么 Why?
因为她希望我成为完美的同性恋 Because she wants me to be the perfect gay:
已婚 养一对儿约克夏 married, with a pair of Yorkies
收藏一堆英国伟吉伍德陶器 and a collection of Wedgwood dishes.
-太监 -没错 - A eunuch. - A eunuch.
我根本不是那样 我没那么老 That's not me at all. I'm not that old,
但我还记得想当年 吹箫 but I'm old enough to remember when sucking dick
既是种解脱的方式也是一种政治反抗行为 was both a way to get off and an act of political rebellion.
你让她丢脸了 She's shamed you.
曾经 In the past.
你知道什么 What do you know?
或许 Maybe...
我有一份写满了你秘密的档案 I have a file that tells me all your secrets,
又或许我感觉到了什么 or maybe I'm sensing something,
又或许我只是在试探你 or maybe I'm just fishing.
告诉我真正的你 Tell me who you really are.
你是想让我忏悔吗 Are you looking for some kind of confession?
我不是牧师 I'm not a priest.
我甚至不知道我信不信上帝 I don't even know if I believe in God.
如果上帝真的存在 I mean, if there was a God,
为什么他会允许世界末日降临 why would he allow the Armageddon?
罪恶这个概念似乎有一点过时了 The concept of sin does seem a bit antiquated.
防止混乱的规则罢了 Rules for keeping the chaos at bay.
现在已经不需要规则了 混乱已经赢了 No need for rules anymore; chaos has won.
奶奶... Uh, uh, Nana,
她喜欢举办些土气的同性恋午餐会 she used to throw these bullshit suburban gay lunches.
天呐 就像同性版的《亿万未婚夫》一样 God, it was like the homo version of The Bachelor.
沃特 他是斯嘉丽·约翰逊的律师 Walter, who was a lawyer who represented Scarlett Johansson
非常喜欢穿有褶的卡其裤 and had an affinity for pleated khakis.
莫里斯 养了14条狗 Morris, who owned, like, 14 dogs.
还有马里奥·威斯特里 And Mario Vestri,
陶瓷谷仓的经理 who was a manager at Pottery Barn.
-他们都是些蠢货 -干杯 - Anyway, they were all dipshits. - Cheers
他们都讨厌她 但会装作 They hated her, but they pretended
喜欢她那恶心的食物并听她讲些白痴故事 to like her crappy food and listen to her dumb stories,
因为他们觉得如果勾搭上了我 because they thought that if they hooked me,
就能在她死后继承她的钱 they would get her money when she died.
她从没告诉过他们她在遗嘱中 She never told them that she donated everything
已经把一切都捐给了某个猫咪救助站 to some cat charity in her will.
亲爱的 这身打扮不适宜在就餐时穿 Darling, that is not proper dining attire.
我喜欢在这吃东西 奶奶 It is where I like to eat, Nana.
那是法式浓汤吗 Is that bisque?
我就他妈喜欢和法式浓汤 I freakin' love bisque.
爽极了 Oh, yeah.
法式浓汤 宝贝 Ah, bisque, baby.
你真可悲 You're pathetic.
那是她最后一次试图让我顺从 And that was the last time she ever tried to tame me.
你喜欢皮革吗 So you like leather?
我喜欢很多东西 I like a lot of things.
我能问你个问题吗 Can I ask you something?
你是同性恋吗 因为我对你一见钟情了 Are you gay? 'Cause I'm getting a real major hit off of you.
这个念头会让你兴奋吗 Does the idea of that excite you?
会 Yes.
那你打算怎么办 What are you gonna do about it?
我们下次再聊 Let's continue this conversation another time.
什么 就这样 What? That's it?
我表现得怎么样 我入选了吗 How did I do? Did I get in?
-一周只能吻一次真是扯淡 -我知道 - This one kiss a week is bullshit. - I know.
我想离开这里 I want to get out of here.
你在说什么啊 What are you talking about?
我不要等在这里 I'm not gonna wait around
看朗顿会不会选中我们 to find out if Langdon chooses us.
反正我不是很信任他 And I don't exactly trust him, anyway.
要我说我们去偷两件防辐射服和一些食物 I say we steal two rad-suits and some food
逃到外面去 and take our chances on the road.
自己去找避难所 Find The Sanctuary ourselves.
这太疯狂了 That is crazy.
我们不... We don't...
你忘了外面是什么样的了吗 Have you forgotten what it's like out there?
朗顿平安无事地来到了这里 就他一人 Langdon made it here okay, and he was all alone.
他看起来根本不像疯狂麦克斯 He doesn't exactly look like Mad Max.
我们连避难所在哪都不知道 We don't even know where The Sanctuary is.
或许 我们能在他房间里找到什么线索 Maybe... there's something in his room that'll tell us.
怎么了 What?
朗顿有些不不对劲 There's something wrong about Langdon.
我们比他聪明 We're smarter than him,
就让我们证明自己吧 so let's fucking prove it.
告诉我真正的你 Tell me who you really are.
搞什么 What?
进来吧 Come in.
你还带了这身东西来吗 You pack that thing in your luggage?
这是面试的第二阶段 Is this phase two of the interview,
还是你来打发时间 or...are you just here on your own time?
我的肉体和灵魂 I am yours...
都是你的 body and fucking soul.
天哪 Oh, God.
进来 Come.
抱歉 我没想过我得这样做 I'm so sorry, I-I never thought I would have to do this,
但我是真的不知所措了 but I am truly at a loss.
你有什么要说的吗 You got something to say?
虽说血浓于水 Well, I know that blood is thicker than water,
但... 我刚刚看到的事 but...oh, the things I have just seen.
让我内心非常矛盾 I'm terribly conflicted.
因为这事完全能毁掉 Because this could totally destroy
他去乌托邦的机会 his chances of going to the Utopia.
当然 我可以 Of course, I can...
安慰自己说 失去他 console myself with the fact that his absence
会有更值得的人填补他的空缺 will leave an empty place for somebody more deserving.
你的孙子做了什么 What did your grandson do?
那是开着机的吗 Is that on?
不 等等 你要干什... No, wait. What are you...?
好吧 Okay.
这是一周前发送的 This was sent a week ago.
怎么可能 外面已经没有基础设施了 How is that possible? There's no infrastructure.
我不知道他怎么做的 但他的确做到了 I don't know how he did, but he did it.
他一定有卫星连接之类的东西 He must have a satellite hookup or something.
这是发给合作社关于温尼伯的邮件 It's to The Cooperative about Venable.
她已经偏离了操作规程 "She has deviated from operating protocols
还私自制定了禁止性接触的规则 and has instituted her own rules forbidding sexual contact.
我已经注意到温尼伯和加伦特... 完成我的面试 很怀疑他们...
违者死刑 Violation punishable by death."
你有能将丑陋 You have a gift
包装得漂漂亮亮 for making the ugly look presentable.
在外部制定规矩 Order on the outside
让骚乱不动声色地停留在内部 does wonders to keep the chaos safely on the inside.
我盯上你了 I'm onto you.
你在这里创立了自己的规则 You've created your own rules in here.
我明白原因 I understand why.
将这个地方打造成你想象的模样 I'm sure it was impossible to resist the temptation
这种诱惑你无法抵挡 of making this place over in your image,
尤其你还认为也没有明事理的人 especially when you thought that no one who knew any better
会来到这里 would ever be around to notice.
我听不懂你想表达什么 I'm not sure what you're talking about.
完全禁欲 Complete abstinence?
就地处决 Punishable by summary execution?
在所有通信线路下线之前 I received my orders in an encrypted communiqué
我收到了合作社的加密公报给我的命令 from The Co-op before all communication lines went down.
-你现在还保存着吗 -不 没有了 - Do you have it? - No, I do not.
命令要求我在看完后就销毁 The orders were to destroy it after I read it.
怪了 Odd.
我在起草关于前哨基地运行的指令中 I was instrumental in drafting all of the directives
起了重大作用 in regards to the running of the outposts.
那这就丢人了 And nothing would be more humiliating
你这么自以为是的男人 居然发现一个女人 to a man such as yourself than to learn that a woman
竟比自己所掌握的信息还多 had more information than he did.
像我这样的男人 A man such as myself?
你… 还有其他男人 You... and the others.
宇宙的霸主们 Masters of the universe,
工业的巨头们 titans of industry...
以为靠着疯狂的摇动下半身 swinging your dicks around so much that you managed
就能颠覆一切 to blow the whole world to hell.
你可真是个斗士 You're a fighter.
我喜欢你这一点 I like that about you.
我只是在尽我最大的努力 I'm just doing my best
处理男人们搞出的烂摊子 with the mess men made of things.
也许这就是这里需要的 Maybe that's what was needed around here, hmm?
一些即兴创作的规定 Some improvisation.
我会给你一些重要的信息 I'm gonna give you some important information instead.
你是这里的领导 You're the leader in here.
你必须明白生死攸关的现状 You need to understand what's at stake,
还有外面真实发生的一切 what's really going on out there.
在来这路上 我遇到了一个女人 On the way here, I came across a woman.
一位带着两个孩子的年轻妈妈 A young mother with two children.
他们是不幸的 They were some of the unlucky ones
远离了爆炸半径 who were far enough from the blast radius
免于被炸死 但... to survive the fireball but...
逃不过辐射 not the radiation.
他们满身都是 They were covered
肿瘤 in tumors.
溃烂 Sores.
肺被毒气灼伤 Their lungs were burnt from the toxic air.
过了一会儿 我意识到 After a few moments, I realized
她抱着的孩子早就死了 that the child she was carrying in her arms was already dead.
她求我们 She was begging for us
让她另一个孩子早点解脱 to murder her other child out of pity.
让我们发发慈悲 Mercy.
她自己没勇气亲自动手 She didn't have the strength to do it herself,
所以祈求能有人来替她做了 so she prayed for someone to come along and do it for her.
你做了吗 Did you?
没有 No.
所以... So...
谁能得到救赎的机会呢 who deserves a shot at salvation?
我们就从... Let's start with...
可可·圣·皮埃尔·范德比尔特 Coco Saint Pierre Vanderbilt.
范德比尔特家的女儿是个虚荣可憎的白痴 The Vanderbilt girl is a vacuous abomination of inbreeding.
我绝不会选她做人类的延续 She'd be my last choice to propagate the human race.
理发师是个胆小的同性恋 The hairdresser is a cowardly homosexual.
他奶奶就是个老不死的 His grandmother is a festering pustule
毒瘤罢了 who just will not die.
谈话主持人 And the talk show host...
我其实不太了解 well, actually, I don't know that much about that one.
这样的话 听起来只有你我 At this rate, it sounds like you and I
能去得了避难所了 will have The Sanctuary all to ourselves.
来嘛 Come.
我们没必要成为敌人 温尼伯女士 There's no need for us to be adversaries, Ms. Venable.
把裙子脱了 Take off your dress.
我不要 I will not.
合作的一部分也包括身体检查 Part of your cooperation includes a physical examination.
你可以看我的档案 You can read my file.
档案给不了我我要看到的 Your file won't show me what I need to see.
你的羞耻 Your shame.
我要看到最让你羞辱的那部分 I want to see that part of you that humiliates you the most.
你没有第二次机会了 You won't get a second chance.
疼吗 Does it hurt?
不疼 No.
但有没有触动你最深的痛处 But does it bring you great pain?
有 Yes.
这是我测试的一部分吗 Is this part of my test?
一切都是测试 Isn't everything?
那... So, then...
我通过了吗 do I pass?
没有 No.
-谁 -抱歉打扰了 - Yes? - I'm sorry to interrupt.
我找温尼伯女士 I need Ms. Venable.
晚安 朗顿先生 Good evening, Mr. Langdon.
先生 Sir.
他和谁在一起 Who was he with?
那老蝙蝠没看到那家伙的脸 The old bat didn't get a look at the guy's face
因为那人从头到脚穿着黑色乳胶服 because he was dressed in black latex. Head to toe.
我逼加伦特说出是谁 但他不开口 I pressed Gallant for a name, but he won't talk.
引诱者是谁很明显 It's obvious who this seducer was.
你看啊 米德女士 Look around, Ms. Mead.
有什么区别 What's different?
谁是新来的 Who's new?
朗顿 Langdon.
我觉得他们彼此认识 I think they know each other.
不然他为什么自愿第一个面试 Why else would he volunteer to be his first interview?
他们在密谋什么 They're plotting something.
朗顿 Langdon.
你认识他多久了 How long have you known him?
在我灵魂深处 我一直认识他 In my soul, I've known him always.
瑞普·泰勒 Rip Taylor!
你们在计划什么 What are you two planning?
皆为同性恋影星
拉里·克莱默 Larry Kramer!
继续啊 Go on.
每打我一鞭 With every crack of the whip,
我都要向七八十年代 I'll pay tribute to the
伟大的同性恋主义者们致敬 great gay radicals of the '70s and '80s.
他们的名字给我力量 Their names give me strength!
格雷格·洛加尼斯 Oh, Greg Louganis!
还打吗 Again?
不用了 No.
他很享受被抽打的感觉 He's enjoying it.
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这是打福尔松街嘉年华开张以来最爽的事 Most fun I've had since the Folsom Street Fair.
我们可以在几秒钟之内 In seconds, we can destroy
毁掉上千年以来人类所建立的一切 everything humanity has built over thousands of years,
但我们永远摆脱不掉对同胞 but we will never be free of the desire
施以暴行的渴望 to be cruel to our fellow man.
还不赖嘛 It wasn't so bad.
就算给我上了九尾鞭 Could have brought out the cat-o'-nine-tails,
我也不会出卖你 and I still wouldn't have ratted you out.
出卖我 Ratted me out?
出卖我什么 For what?
你懂的 You know.
你走进了我的房间 For coming to my room the way you did.
其实 当她们惩罚我的时候 In fact, all I could think about was our time together
我能想到的只有和你在一起的时光 while they were having a go at me.
我从来没去过你的房间 I've never been to your room.
没错 Right.
穿一身黑胶制服干我的也不是你 And that wasn't you in the rubber suit giving it to me.
让我来跟你说清楚 Let me be as clear as I know how to be.
即使地球上只剩你一个男人了 我也不会上你 I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last man on Earth,
而你几乎已经快是最后一个男人了 and you almost are.
并不是因为你的身材不吸引人 It's not because you're not physically attractive.
而是你很贱 It's your neediness.
你拼命地想被注意到 想被爱 Your desperation to be seen and loved.
你想被填满的洞不在你脸上或屁股上 The hole you need filled isn't in your face or your ass.
而在你心里 It's in your heart.
你真可悲 You're pathetic.
我知道为什么你奶奶嫌弃你了 I can see why your grandmother is disgusted by you.
你根本不了解我奶奶 You don't know anything about my nana.
要不然她为什么举报你 Why else would she report you?
让她们对你做出这种事 Make them do this to you.
我确信她希望这些人能把你和她从痛苦中 I'm sure she hoped they would put you out of your misery...
解救出来 and hers.
一派胡言 That's bullshit.
因为她 你现在离死不远了 She's the reason you're staring at a death sentence.
她愿意做任何事情来提高她 She would do anything to increase her slim odds
离开这里的可能性 of getting out of here.
她从骨子里恨你 You know she hates your guts.
你骗人 You're a liar.
是吗 Am I?
或许你应该亲自和她聊一聊 Perhaps you should go and talk to her about it yourself, then.
这首歌真让人难过 This song makes me so melancholy.
这歌被用在《哈迪男孩》的特别集里 They used it in a very special Hardy Boys episode
那集里哈迪男孩的女朋友死了 where one of the Hardy Boys' girlfriends dies.
记不得是哪个了 Can't remember which one.
美剧《哈迪男孩》主演
我可喜欢肖恩·卡西迪了 I had the biggest crush on Shaun Cassidy.
怀念懵懂无知的时光啊 Innocent times.
无聊的时光 Boring times.
《哈迪男孩》是非常火的一部电视剧 The Hardy Boys was a very popular program.
当然是了 当时电视只有三个台啊 Yeah, of course it was. You only had three networks.
你知道吗 这就是为什么这样的生活 You know what, this is exactly why
对我们年轻人来说比你们老年人更难受 this is so much harder on us youth than it is for you geriatrics.
曾经在你的生活中 You're used to only having
只有两三件事可以做 two or three lame things in your life,
比如说看电视 喝咖啡 like TV networks, uh, ways to drink coffee,
单一的性取向 sexual orientations.
马洛里 帮我表达我的意思 Mallory, help me with this, please.
就像狗的品种 Dog breeds.
光博美就有10多种 We had at least ten different Pomeranians to choose from.
你们竟然能忍受喝自来水 And you guys were cool with drinking tap water.
我们的选择好多好多 We had so many options for everything.
比如说牙线 空气清新剂 Dental floss, air fresheners.
我们不能吃个汉堡凑合一下 We didn't just order a burger--
我们要知道想吃火鸡还是纯素食 we needed to know if we wanted turkey or veggie
或是那些长得像肉的素食 or that meatless kind that bleeds like the real thing.
我们有四个当影星的克里斯 We had at least four Chrises that could star in a movie.
你们有几个 How many did you have?
看到我还活着你一定很惊讶吧 奶奶 Surprised to see me breathing, Nana?
他们一般看到有人交配就直接枪毙 They usually shoot people for fucking.
你告发我的时候 难道忘了 Or... did you not remember that when you turned me in?
别难过 亲爱的 No hard feelings, darling.
我想活下来 而我唯一能做的就是 I want to live, and the only way to achieve that
除掉阻碍我离开这里的 is to get rid of these ten little Indians who stand
那十个小印第安人 between me and that golden ticket out of here.
我们还在呢 Um, we're sitting right here.
你不能控制自己的性欲 这又不是我的错 It's not my fault that you can't control your carnal urges.
你已经活得够久了 You have lived!
而我没有 I... haven't.
不 你活过了 Oh, yes, you have.
在你这30年里 你已经经历了 You have crammed ten lifetimes of failures
十辈子的失败和错误 and screwups into your 30 years!
只有我一个人犯过错吗 Am I the only one who makes mistakes? Hmm?
不 但我总在你身后收拾残局 No. But I'm always the one that has to clean up after you.
让我想想 Let me see.
我花钱送了进了三次戒毒所 Three stints in rehab on my dime.
请大律师让你免于牢狱 Fancy lawyers to keep you out of prison.
因为你扭曲的生活方式 When your grandfather rejected you
你爷爷不认你了 是我收留了你 because of your perverted lifestyle, I took you in.
我又得到了什么 And what did I get back?
你弄垮了两家沙龙 Yes, you went and you bankrupted two salons
对第三家又不闻不问 and then you snorted the third one up your nose.
我才该活下去 I deserve to live.
我是联系过去和未来的桥梁 I am the bridge between the past and the future.
当那些可怜的幸存者到来时 I mean, when those poor survivors arrive,
他们对文化 音乐和艺术又有多了解 what do they know about culture and music and art?
而我就能告诉他们这一切 And I will be there to tell them all about it.
我一生的价值抵得上50个你 One lifetime of me is worth 50 of yours.
人类可能处于糟糕的状态中 Humanity may be in a sorry state,
但世界值得拥有比你好的人 but it deserves better than you.
几年前我就应该把你扔在电影之家里 I should have put you in that motion picture home years ago.
我唯一想从你那里得到的 The only thing I ever wanted from you
就是关爱和认可 was for you to love me and accept me.
为什么你就不能满足我 Why couldn't you just give me that?
对不起 亲爱的 Sorry, darling.
我天生就没有这些 It's just not in my nature.
幸好你说服我带你的奶奶来 Well, it's a good thing you convinced me to bring your nana.
一直都是他们在制定规则 They've been making up rules this entire time
欺骗我们 and lying to us about it.
他们还骗了我们什么 What else have they been lying about?
我们之所以在这儿 Are we what they say we are,
是因为他们说我们拥有完美的DNA here because of our perfect DNA?
没关系了 It doesn't matter.
我们在干嘛 What are we doing?
做我们一直都应该做的事 What we should have been doing this whole time.
不要 Stop!
即使我是最后一个男人 你不是也不会上我吗 Wouldn't fuck me if I was the last man on Earth?
太让人失望了 This is extremely disappointing.
你们知道接下来应该做什么 You know what has to happen now.
什么都不会发生 Nothing has to happen,
因为我们没有做错 because we haven't done anything wrong.
你们来这时 我就说了规矩 I explained the rules when you arrived.
那是你的规矩 Those are your rules.
合作社根本不在乎我们是否做爱 The Cooperative doesn't care if we have sex.
谁告诉你的 Who told you that?
朗顿 Langdon?
他房间里有台电脑 He has a goddamn laptop in his room.
是你一直在制定无用的规则 You have been making all these bullshit rules up.
你有病 You're sick.
这个世界遍地散布着 The world is strewn
70亿人的尸体 with the unburied corpses of seven billion people,
而你们只想沉湎淫逸 and all you can think about is fornication?
我还是有病的那个 And I'm the sick one?
带下去 立即惩戒 Get them out of here. Their punishment can't come soon enough.
不 求你了 No, please!
不要 No!
温尼伯疯了 Venable's crazy!
不要 No!
我们警告过你们了 这是你们自找的 We warned you. You brought this on yourselves.
艾米莉 艾米莉 对不起 Emily, Emily, I'm sorry.
执行 Get it done.