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其實是萬圣節
蘿卜人橫行之夜
使用了很多海盜用語
還包含把后門拿來的意思
劇終
你們好 慶祝萬森節的同伴們 Greetings, fellow halloweeners.
我竟然說成了萬森節 I just said "weeners."
鮑勃 B.o.b.!
我竟然說成了萬森節 I just said "weeners."
今晚的故事極其陰森恐怖 Tonight's story is a tale so scary,
毛骨悚然 駭人聽聞 so horrifying, so shocking,
極其 極其...有極其多的蔬菜 so, so... so full of vegetables.
鮑勃 照劇本演 B.o.b., stick to the script!
好的 Oh, right.
這一切都要從恐怖的太空船開始說起 It all started with a spooky spaceship,
當時變異南瓜四竄 怪物們拯救世界 mutant pumpkins and monsters saving the day!
但這只是故事的開始 But that was only the beginning.
所以大家伙兒休息一下 做好準備 So sit back and get ready for a story
接下來的故事保證讓你噩夢連連 that is guaranteed to give you nightmares.
你就到此打住吧 Ok, wrap it up.
來吧 孩子們 咱們來舉行化妝競賽 Come on, kids! Time for the costume contest.
勝出者將獲得很多糖果 The winner gets their weight in candy!
且慢 你們這群淘氣鬼 Avast ye, scallywags.
戰利品將會屬于我 That booty shall be mine!
現在搶奪戰利品開始 Now it's booty time!
不好 遭遇風浪 站立不穩 Oh! Me timbers being shivered.
別這樣 鮑勃 Come on, B.o.b.,
這些糖果是給競賽準備的 that candy was for the contest.
但它們實在太好吃了 But it all tastes so good.
但它們實在太... But it all tastes so...
有人嗎 Hello?
有人嗎... Hello...
誰在那里 Who's there?
我還有根堅果夾心奶油棒 I've got a nutter buddy butter bar,
我可不是不敢使用它 and I'm not afraid to use it.
胡蘿卜 Carrot!
天哪 孩子 你這身裝束可真嚇人 Ooh! Whoa, kid, that is one scary costume.
什么 Huh?!
有那么一刻 我還以為你真的是根胡蘿卜 For a minute there, I thought you were a real carrot.
看見蘿卜我就汗毛直立 And carrots really creep me out.
就像這樣 真恐怖 Like that! That was creepy.
那化妝競賽的第一名非你莫屬了 You are a shoo-in to win that costume contest.
現在孩子真是聰明 拿混凝紙漿做衣服 Kids today and their papier-mâché.
墨菲先生 Mr. Murphy?
那個蘿卜人把卡爾變成了僵尸 That carrot made Carl a zombie!
那蘿卜太恐怖了 危險 危險 Creepy carrot! Danger! Danger!
它是活的 是根活蘿卜 It's alive! It's a living carrot.
扮的真像 是吧 I know, right?
-我剛才和你一樣也被嚇住了 -駕 - I totally freaked out the same way. - Giddyap!
孩子 你這身行頭可真是大放異彩啊 Kid, you are killing with that costume.
我要離開這兒 I'm getting out of here!
博士 你怎么能這么做 Doc, how could you do this?
這次聚會糟糕透頂 Worst party ever!
-他...他只是...-變異僵尸蘿卜 - He was... he was just a... - Mutant zombie carrot.
它肯定是受到了那些外星南瓜的污染 It must've been contaminated by one of the alien pumpkins.
不會吧 No!
很顯然 只要消除了被污染的蘿卜 And apparently the curse can be broken
僵尸的咒語就能被打破 by eliminating the infected carrot.
而那一根蘿卜險些感染我們所有人的大腦 And that one carrot could've infected our brains
把我們變成下巴松弛 橫行街道的植物人 and transformed us all into slack-jawed walking vegetables.
博士 Uh, doc?
-就像這樣 -大家快跑 - Kind of like that. - Everyone, run!
我可不想變成僵尸 Oh, man. I don't wanna be a zombie.
我們應該怎么辦 What are we gonna do?
起碼我們知道 Well, we definitely know
要消滅它們一定不能用這個掃描器 that we shouldn't blast them with this scanner.
消滅你們我一定要用這個掃描器 Oh! i definitely just blasted you with this scanner!
我愛這玩意兒 I love this thing!
退后 都退后 Back! Stay back.
-鮑勃 -之后再謝我吧 - B.o.b.! - Thank me later!
-不 -砰 砰 砰 - No! - Bang, bang, bang!
博士 我們被完全包圍了 Doc! We're completely surrounded!
我們沒有 No, we're not.
現在我們才是被完全包圍了 Now we're completely surrounded.
是瘋狂將軍蒙戈 It's Monger!
子彈上膛 準備戰斗 裝甲兵軍官在此 Lock and load, cowboys. The cavalry has arrived.
沒人告訴我它們能跳這么高 Nobody told me they can leap.
快點 設置障礙 Quickly, now. Create a barricade.
外面有個有飛行器裝備的僵尸將軍 There's a jet-packing zombie general
還有一大群的蘿卜 with an army of carrots down there.
我越朝它們開槍 它們數量就越多 The more that I shoot them, there's more of them,
我一點也不喜歡蘿卜 And I don't like carrots...
鮑勃 冷靜點 慢慢講 B.o.b., calm down! Talk slowly.
僵尸將軍 Zombie general,
一大群蘿卜 army of carrots...
鮑勃 快守住后門 B.o.b., just get the back door!
馬上就去 I'm on it.
-你想把門放哪兒 -天哪 - Where do you want it? - Oh, dear.
把門給我 Give me that.
希望我這么做不會對你們太殘忍 Well, well. If it ain't the gruesome twosome.
快點 快滾出去 待在外面 Now go on. Get out and stay out!
猴魚 Hmm! Hey, link.
鮑勃 我們得走了 Ah! B.o.b., time to go!
我忘了帶泡菜 I forgot the pickle.
棉花糖啊泡泡糖 Cotton candy, bubblegum!
我方隊伍加油沖啊 不中用的四散逃啊 Go, team, go, and beat those bums!
沒問題 All right!
鮑勃 專心點 僵尸問題 B.o.b., focus. Zombie problem.
不要 鮑勃 Oh, no! B.o.b.
我已經看到了 I can already see it.
那種木然 毫無生機的表情 The vacant, lifeless expression.
你的大腦已經被它們感染了 They've already infected your brain.
但僵尸蘿卜你聽著 But hear this, zombies,
你或許能帶走我的大腦 you may take my brain,
但你永遠也帶不走我的尊嚴 But you will never take my dignity!
快振作起來 Come on, pull yourself together.
我知道這很恐怖 但我們能度過難關的 I know this is scary, but we're gonna get through this.
當一切正常的時候 這是我的號碼 And when we do, here is my number.
記得給我打電話啊 Call me.
對啊 我怎么沒意識到 鮑勃 Of course! B.o.b.
你根本就沒有大腦 How can a zombie infect your brain
那些僵尸蘿卜又怎么能感染你呢 when you don't even have one to infect?
什么 What?
鮑勃 你對它們有免疫 B.o.b., you're immune!
僵尸蘿卜 Zombie carrot!
別動 博士 我來對付它 Hold still, doc! I'll get it.
如果你有免疫 你就能拯救我們大家 And if you're immune, you can save us all.
只有一個辦法 There's only one way
能停下那些僵尸 拯救你的朋友 to stop the zombies and save your friend.
你必須要吃掉所有...蘿卜 You must eat all... carrots!
-你最后說什么 -你必須吃掉所有蘿卜 - What was that last part? - You must eat all the carrots!
不 No!
別哭 小怪物 Don't cry, little monster.
蒙戈叔叔我讓人作了大量的蘿卜泥 Uncle Monger's got enough carrot pureed
要多少有多少 保準你一生夠吃 to feed you your entire life.
杰瑞 把喂食管盡快拿過來 Jerry, bring over the feed hose, asap.
小怪物餓著呢 The boy's hungry!
吃掉蘿卜 拯救朋友 Eat the carrots, save your friends.
還不如交新朋友來的容易 You know what? It's easier if I just make new friends.
這就已經有我4個新朋友了 Here are four new friends already.
快點 上房頂 Quick, to the rooftop,
這樣我們就能一同展望未來 where we'll get a great view of our future together.
吃掉蘿卜 拯救朋友 Eat the carrots, save your friends.
打擾了 年輕人 那是我的妞兒 Excuse me, son. That's my girl.
這次不管用了 我的朋友 Not this time, amigo.
我做不到 I can't do it!
不 我能行 Oh, yes I can.
你們的末日到了 You guys are going down.
直接到我的肚子里 Right down into my belly.
因為我要吃掉你們 Cause I'm gonna eat you.
我成功了 I did it.
我吃掉了所有的蘿卜 I ate all my vegetables!
接下來是甜點時間 And now it's time for dessert.
怎么這樣 我已經吃掉了所有的蘿卜 What? But I ate all the carrots.
詛咒應該被打破才對 The curse should be broken.
我不明白 你們怎么還是僵尸 I don't understand. Why are you guys still zombies?
每一根蘿卜我都吃了 I ate every single carrot.
-還有你 -你 - You! - You...
別這樣 伙計們 Come on, guys.
我就只漏掉了一根蘿卜 I only missed one carrot.
那根堅果夾心奶油棒是我的 Hey, that's my nutter buddy butter bar.
我諒你不敢撕開 You wouldn't dare.
你太過分了 You just crossed the line.
我吃到了巧克力胡蘿卜 Wow, chocolate-covered carrot.
仍然很難吃 Still disgusting.
干得好 鮑勃 你打破了詛咒 Well done, B.o.b., you broke the curse!
伙計們 成功了 You guys! It worked!
我就知道你一定能做到 I knew you could do it!
并不是很難 但我快撐死了 Not so hard, really full.
所以 正如你們看到的 And so, there you have it.
我使大家轉危為安 I saved the day because
因為那些傻乎乎的小蘿卜對我不起作用 those silly little carrots had absolutely no effect on me.
不像你 是吧 氣泡妹 Unlike you, right, bubbles?
所以要記住 孩子們 So remember, kids.
好好吃你們的蔬菜 不然它們可能吃了你 Eat your veggies or they just might eat you. �