是 大臣
第二季 第三集
翻|校|监 草草
时间轴 想念Gallifrey的Wholock
后期 8T
死亡名单
不好意思 大臣 Excuse me, Minister,
有篇报道 我觉得您该看看 there's something in the press I think you ought to see.
关于我的吗 About me?
恐怕是登在《侦探》杂志上的 Well, I'm afraid it's in Private Eye.
《侦探》 Private Eye?
是的 Yes...
他们要曝光一件事 They're exposing something.
不会是我给萨瓮德拉医生写的品德证明吧 Not that character reference I gave for Dr Savundra?
还是在约翰·保森家的那场糟糕的派对 That wretched party at John Poulson's?
这我都不知道呢 大臣 I didn't know about those, Minister.
不不 就是... No, no, no, well, I mean,
那份下流的破玩意 that's just the sort of thing they
净造这种谣 make up in that squalid little rag!
究竟怎么了 What is it?
还是您自己看吧 Well, perhaps you'd better read it.
好吧 Of course.
-老天爷 -是啊 真吓人 是吧 - Good God! - Yes, it's frightful, isn't it?
我可以进来吗 大臣 May I come in, Minister?
汉弗莱 听啊 Humphrey, listen to this.
是什么 《侦探》啊 太棒了 What's that? Oh, Private Eye? How splendid!
怎么了 Yes?
"书接上周已向《侦探》的读者们披露的 "The saga of the top secret Guthrie Report on security practice,
关于安全措施的绝密文件《格思里报告》 whose existence was revealed to readers of the Eye last week,
还透露了更多令大臣难堪的内容 continues to embarrass Ministers.
看来有一位现内阁成员 It seems that one of the present Cabinet
还是反对党时 曾遭受 subjected to phone-tapping, bugging
电话窃听 窃听和24小时监控 and 24-hour surveillance while in Opposition
而此人正是丑类恶物 吉姆·哈克" was none other than the egregious Jim Hacker."
"丑类恶物"什么意思 What does "egregious" mean?
好像是"超乎寻常"的意思 I think it means "outstanding".
不论褒贬吧 In one way or another.
"丑类恶物 吉姆·哈克 "Egregious... ...Jim Hacker,
他的行政事务部 whose Department of Administrative Affairs,
负责管理2.3万行政人员 administers 23,000 other administrators.
讽刺的是 正是丑类恶物吉姆的部门 Ironically, it is egregious Jim's department
如今负责提供 that is now responsible for supplying
所有的政府计算机化窃听设备 all the government's computerised bugging equipment.
那么说来 Presumably,
混蛋
他便是政府的头号窃听者了" this makes him the government's chief bugger."
真逗 Brilliant.
太会说了 Wonderful!
汉弗莱 这是真的吗 Humphrey, is this true?
-哪部分 大臣 -我曾被监控 - Which, Minister? - That I was under surveillance
而现在还负责所有窃听设备 and that I am now responsible for all the bugging equipment.
您总不会相信 Well, surely, you don't believe
那份下流的破玩意上的东西吧 what you read in that squalid little rag.
别管那个了 是不是真的 Never mind that. Is it true?
我觉得我们不需要太当真 大臣 I don't think we should take it too seriously, Minister.
你不吗 我当真 Don't you? Well, I do!
这上说 我被全面监控了 This says I was under total surveillance.
一名议员 自由公民 An MP and a free citizen!
监控伤及民主的心脏 汉弗莱 Surveillance cuts at the very heart of democracy, Humphrey!
你知道它有违 Did you know it contravenes
《欧洲人权公约》吗 the European Convention on Human Rights.
是啊 Oh, yes...
监控是打击有组织犯罪 Surveillance is an indispensable weapon,
不可或缺的武器 in the battle against organised crime.
你不是要把政客说成有组织犯罪吧 You're not describing politicians as organised crime?
不是 No.
无组织犯罪差不多 Disorganised crime, too, of course!
不 说真的 No, seriously.
汉弗莱 Humphrey!
我做《改革报》的编辑时 I once wrote a leader on this,
还写过篇相关社评 when I was editor of "Reform"
还发起了全国请愿 and I started a nationwide petition
反对官僚好事者 against bureaucratic busybodies,
搞窃听和电话窃听 bugging and phone-tapping.
现在我还是从《侦探》上 汉弗莱 And now I learn from Private Eye, mark you, Humphrey,
不是从你那儿 not from you,
得知了我在为它提供整套技术支持 that I'm responsible for the whole technical side of it,
你怎么没告诉过我 why didn't you tell me about this.
您没问过 You didn't ask.
幸好还有自由媒体 Well, thank God for a free press,
幸好本国还有一份 thank God for at least one brave, open,
勇敢 坦诚 无畏的杂志 and fearless journal in this country!
您不是说它是下流的破玩意吗 I thought you said it was a squalid little rag.
伯纳德 你的政治直觉真得更敏锐些才行 Bernard, you really must sharpen up your political antennae.
要学会更灵活地适应发展变化的事态 Learn to adapt more flexibly to a developing situation.
是 我懂您的意思了 Yes, I see what you mean.
对不起 I'm sorry.
那么这些被窃听的对话 Now, where did the transcripts of all these
它们的抄录都哪去了 bugged and tapped conversations go to?
我想应该都写进了报告里 I imagine they were put into a report.
那报告交给谁了 And who got these reports?
应该还是内政大臣吧 I imagine the Home Secretary gets them.
现在还有吗 Gets them? Gets them?
不会有您的 大臣 Not about you, Minister.
现在不会了 Not now.
他现在会收到关于 No, now he'll be getting reports
现任反对党成员的报告 from current members of Her Majesty's opposition.
那是谁把报告交给内政大臣 Who gives them to the Home Secretary?
应该是军情五处吧 I imagine, Ml5, presumably.
-你似乎对此很平静 -是的 大臣 - You seem very calm about all this. - Yes, Minister.
我觉得这很可怕 Well, I think it's horrifying,
一位杰出公民 a distinguished citizen,
容我说 一位非常杰出的英国公民 if I may say so, an extremely distinguished British citizen...
是啊 Quite.
毕生都致力于 ...someone who has given his life's work
服务同胞 in the service for his fellow countrymen,
现在却发现有不知身份的官僚 now he finds that these faceless bureaucrats
一直在监听他的每句话 have been listening to his every word.
和他所有的电话通话 All his phone calls.
他跟妻子的争吵 His rows with his wife,
跟女儿的对吼 shouting matches with his daughter.
跟会计的私下协议 His private arrangements with his accountant!
-我没... -嗯嗯 当然 - Not that I...! - Yeah. No, quite so, quite so.
但为什么 汉弗莱 为什么 Well, why, Humphrey? Why?
什么为什么 Why what?
为什么要监控 Why surveillance
-还是为什么监控您 -我都想问 - or why you? - Both!
反正答案也一样 Well, in any case, it's the same answer.
那你干吗还把它分成两个问题 Well, why did you split it into two questions?
我不想冒险回答 Well, I didn't want to risk answering a question
您没问的问题 大臣 that you weren't asking, Minister.
我现在问你了 I'm asking you now.
我为什么被监控了 Why was I placed under surveillance?
这该是非常明显的啊 可以吗 Well, I should've thought it was perfectly obvious. Do you mind?
您瞧 就在选举前 You see, just before the election,
有传闻称 您可能会被任命为 it was rumoured that you might be appointed
国防部国务大臣 Secretary of State for Defence.
-所以呢 -那么... - So? - Well,
如果首相当时考虑要给您国防部 if the PM was considering giving you Defence,
您肯定能理解 出于国家利益考虑 surely you must see, that in the national interest,
军情五处得确保 您没有安全风险 that Ml5 must be satisfied that you weren't a security risk.
我的隐私遭到了侵犯 My privacy was invaded!
总好过您的祖国被入侵吧 大臣 Well, better than your country being invaded, Minister.
你被监控过吗 汉弗莱 Have you ever been placed under surveillance, Humphrey?
-我吗 大臣 -是的 - Me, Minister?! - Yes, you.
我可是公务员 I'm a civil servant!
剑桥五杰中的三人
都曾任英国外交官
伯吉斯和麦克莱恩也是呢 So were Burgess and MacLean.
曾在英国情报机构工作
-那... -还有菲尔比 - Well... - And Philby!
但他们又不是常务次官 But they were not Permanent Secretaries.
能成为常务次官 One becomes a Permanent Secretary
肯定是先以一生工作证明了责任心 only after a lifetime of proven responsibility,
可靠性和正直 reliability and integrity.
经过了最严格的筛选流程 The most rigorous selection procedures,
最后剩下的只有 winnow out all but the most
最可信 可敬 又谨慎的公务员 upright, honourable and discreet of public servants.
那大臣呢 And what about Ministers?
大臣嘛 Well, ministers,
当然有很多耀眼的品质 of course have a whole range of dazzling qualities!
包括... Including...?
令人羡慕的智力变通性 Well, enviable intellectual suppleness
和道德机动性 and moral manoeuvrability.
你什么意思 汉弗莱 What are you trying to say, Humphrey?
他们不值得信任 You can't trust them!
当然不是说您 大臣 Not you, of course, Minister.
大臣 不同于公务员 No, ministers, unlike civil servants,
完全是随机挑选的 are selected completely at random
仅凭首相的心血来潮 by Prime Ministerial whim,
要么是为赞赏他们不明不白的帮助 in recognition of dubious services rendered, or
要么是为避免任命真有实力的人 to avoid appointing someone of real ability.
当然 不是说您 大臣 Not you, of course, Minister!
您绝对是值得信任的 No, you most certainly are to be trusted.
知道吗 您都几乎是个公务员了 Do you know, you might almost be a civil servant yourself!
那是赞扬吗 Is that a compliment?
当然是 大臣 Yes, indeed, Minister.
是最高赞扬 The ultimate compliment.
大臣 您信任您的每一位内阁同僚 Minister, would you trust every one of your Cabinet colleagues
都不会泄露秘密吗 never to betray a confidence?
还有反对党前座议员呢 And all the Opposition Front Bench?
他们 你开什么玩笑 That lot? You must be joking!
是吧 You see?
您当时就是反对党前座议员 And you were on the Opposition Front Bench at the time.
虽然如此 汉弗莱 Be that as it may, Humphrey,
我还是决定要阻止此事 I have decided I'm going to stop it.
但这是内政部的事 大臣 But this is a Home Office matter, Minister.
不管怎样 我要让这事难办得多 Nevertheless, I'm gonna make it a great deal harder.
如果我要负责所有窃听设备 If I'm to be responsible for all this bugging equipment,
我要确保将来会有真正的民主保障措施 I'm going to have some real democratic safeguards in future.
您莫非是要提议 Are you perhaps about to suggest that
不能对人进行秘密监控 people will not be able to be put under secret surveillance
除非他们已签字同意被监控 until they've signed a form saying that they agree to it?
不是 No,
我们在两院成立特别委员会 we'll have a select committee of both Houses,
由一名上议院高级法官做主席 chaired be a Law Lord
审核所有申请 to vet every application,
所有监控在两周后 and no surveillance to go on for more than
便必须进行再次申请 two weeks without a further application.
你可以去让事情运转起来吗 汉弗莱 Will you set the wheels in motion, please, Humphrey?
好吧 大臣 Very well, Minister.
伯纳德 And Bernard,
我们给所有内阁成员发一份纪要 we'll send a minute to each member of the Cabinet.
我还会找名后座议员 And I'll plant a question for a backbencher
向内政大臣提问 to ask the Home Secretary.
"内政大臣可否向下院保证 "Can the Home Secretary assure the House
他的内阁同僚 that none of his Cabinet colleagues
都不曾被政府监控过" has ever been placed under government surveillance?"
这应该足以震慑他了 That should shake him.
绝对能 大臣 Yes, it certainly will, Minister.
伯纳德 And Bernard,
叫《快报》的沃特·富勒 ask Walter Fowler of the Express
今晚去下院找我一起喝酒 to meet me in the House tonight for a drink,
安妮酒吧 Annie's Bar.
什么事 大臣 What for, Minister?
政治泄密第一法则 First law of political indiscretion:
泄前喝一杯 always have a drink before you leak.
能写篇好报道吗 Will it make a story, do you think?
嗯嗯 当然 Yes, yes, I mean, yes.
《大臣争取电话窃听保障措施》 "Minister fights for phone-tap safeguard."
没问题 Yes! Yes.
会登在哪 Where will they run it?
应该会登在国内新闻版面靠上的地方吧 Fairly high up on the home news page, I should think.
不能登在头版吗 Not on page one?
我能透露消息源吗 Well, can I attribute it?
-《大臣发声》 -不不 不行 - "Minister speaks out"? - No, no, no, no, no.
那消息是从哪来的 Then, where did I get the story?
我又不能说是"官宣" Well, I can't say, it was "officially announced."
"政府发言人"吗 "Government spokesman"?
或者"来自大臣身边的消息" How about, "sources close to Minister"?
别啊 我可不希望大家都知道是我告诉你的 Hold on, I don't want everybody to know I told you!
你不能说 Couldn't you do a,
"威斯敏斯特猜疑四起" "speculation is growing in Westminster"?
不够有力 A bit weak.
"非正式发言人"呢 "Unofficial spokesman"?
这周已经用两次了 Used that twice this week already!
-内阁真是漏得像筛子 是吧 -嗯 - The Cabinet's leaking like a sieve, isn't it? - Yeah.
不能说 Couldn't we attribute it
是一位筛子要员...内阁要员吗 to a leading member of the sieve... Cabinet?
不行 No...
那你愿意做"知情人士"吗 How would you like to be "an informed source"?
好啊 "知情人士" OK. "Informed source."
还挺好笑 是吧 It's quite a joke, really, isn't it?
-怎么说 -用"知情"形容 - Why? - Describing someone as "informed"
常务次官是汉弗莱·阿普比爵士的人 when his Permanent Secretary is Sir Humphrey Appleby?
我们在电话上说的一切 Everything we said on the telephone,
我们对彼此说的一切 everything we said to each other,
都被录音 转录了 recorded and transcribed.
好丢人 It's humiliating!
是啊 是有点丢人 Yes, I see, it is a little humiliating.
但军情五处有人知道了 That someon in Ml5 knows that
你在家也说 what you talk about at home
你在正式场合说的那套 is what you talk about in public.
国民生产总值 The gross national product,
公营部门借款条件 the public sector borrowing requirements,
党派大会草拟议程 the draft agenda for the party conference...
我不是指那些 I didn't mean that!
我是指我们那些私密的家庭对话 I mean all our private family talk.
天啊 真是 我都没想到呢 Dear, yes, I hadn't thought of that...
"车钥匙在你那儿吗" "Have you got the car keys?"
"不在 不是在你那儿吗" "No, I thought you had them!"
"不 我给你了" "No, I gave them to you!"
天啊 这能让政府垮台的 My God, that could bring the government down!
安妮 你怎么不当回事呢 Annie, you're not taking this seriously.
你怎么会这么想呢 Whatever gives you that idea?
他们可能听到了我们对彼此说的话 They might have heard what we said to each other...
在床上说的话 in bed!
怎么 你的鼾声是密码吗 Why? Do you snore in code?
才不是 No, I don't.
你是有什么话想说吗 You're trying to tell me something?
既然你问了 Since you ask,
议会就要休会了 it's a recess coming up,
我们还像以前那样去度个长周末吧 why don't we go away for a long weekend like we used to?
这... Well...
好啊 何不呢 Yes. Why not?
管他呢 What the hell!
我们去金斯伯利高地吧 Let's go to Kingsbury Down.
好啊 那是哪里 Right, where is it?
就是我们度蜜月的地方啊 亲爱的 Only where we spent our honeymoon, darling!
对哦 Yes...
你就是在那里第一次向我解释 It was where you first explained to me
流通速度对货币供给 about the effect of velocity of circulation
净增长的影响 on the net growth of money supply.
对 我记得 Yeah... I remember.
听到了吗 小伙子们 Did you get that, boys?
大臣 The Minister...
上了死亡名单 on a death list?
国际自由军是什么人啊 Well, who are the International Freedom Army?
我们尚不清楚 We do not, as yet, know.
不管他们是谁 他们为什么 Why whoever they are, why on earth
想要刺杀大臣 should they wan to assassinate the Minister?
他那么无害 He's so harmless!
不管怎样 Nevertheless,
我们不能拿大臣的生命冒险 we cannot take risk with the Minister's life,
-伯纳德 -是是 当然 - Bernard. - No, no, no, of course not.
那就要... So that means the full...?
-是啊 -好 - Quite! - Yes.
早上好 大臣 Good morning, Minister!
早上好 大臣 Good morning, Minister,
您还好吗 how are you?
抱歉我来晚了 Sorry I'm late.
没太睡好 Didn't sleep too well.
真遗憾 大臣 I am sorry to hear that, Minister.
其实 我感觉像死了 Actually, I feel like death.
或许那倒正好 Perhaps that's just as well.
看到今早的《快报》了吗 汉弗莱 You see the Express this morning, Humphrey?
看到了 Indeed.
《大臣采取行动限制电话窃听》 "Minister acts to curb phone taps."
不知他们哪来的消息 I wonder where they got the information.
有人泄密吧 A leak, I suppose.
真糟糕 是吧 Terrible, isn't it?
真糟糕 Terrible.
反正 这更坚定了我对此采取行动的决心 Anyway, it only reaffirms my determination to act on this matter.
大臣 您确定您考虑清楚 Minister, are you quite sure that you've considered
一切后果了吗 all the implications?
是的 自由公民享有隐私权 Yes. Free citizens have a right to privacy.
但假如军情五处有理由认为 But suppose that Ml5 had reason to believe
这些自由公民 that these free citizens were,
举个完全假设的例子 shall we say to take a purely hypothetical example,
在策划刺杀一名内阁大臣呢 planning to assassinate a Minister of the Crown?
英国人民的自由 The freedom of the British people
比个别大臣的命重要 is worth more than the lives of a few Ministers.
自由是不可分割的 Freedom is indivisible.
大臣是可以牺牲的 Ministers are expendable.
一个公众人物要做好准备 A man in public life must expect
成为疯子和狂徒的针对目标 to be the target of cranks and fanatics.
大臣有责任看轻自己的生命 It is a Minister's duty to set his life at naught.
他必须能够站起来 说"我在这里 He must be able to stand up and say, "Here I am!
尽管来吧" Do your worst!"
而不是因怯懦的恐惧缩成一团 And not cower in craven terror
为遮蔽自己动用电子设备 behind electronic equipment,
秘密麦克风 secret microphones
等各种丑恶设备 and all the hideous apparatus...
那是极权国家的手段 of the police state.
总之 汉弗莱 这事我不想再争论了 Anyway, Humphrey, I don't want to hear anymore about it.
但大臣 您务必要容我 But, Minister, you must allow me
再说一件与此相关的事 to say just one more thing on this matter.
好吧 Very well.
就一件 简单说 Just one. Be brief.
政治保安处发现您上了一份死亡名单 The Special Branch have found your name on a death list.
那与此事毫无关系 That has absolutely no bearing on the situation.
什么 What?!
政治保安处发现您上了一份死亡名单 The Special Branch have found your name on a death list.
死亡名单 那是什么意思 A death list...? What do you mean a death list?
刺杀名单 An assassination list.
是是 我知道死亡名单什么意思 Yes, yes, yes, I know what you mean by death list,
但你什么意思 but what do you mean?
我不知道还要怎么说得更明白了 大臣 Well, I don't know that I can put it any more clearly, Minister.
我就直接了当地说了吧 To put it absolutely bluntly,
机密调查 confidential investigations
已证实了某些文件的存在 have proved the existence of certain documents
虽然其出处目前尚未确定 whose provenance is currently unestablished
但其效果若得以实现 but whose effect if realised
将会促成一次补选 would be to precipitate a by-election.
什么意思 What do you mean?
您上了死亡名单 大臣 You're on a death list, Minister.
谁啊 为什么 I mean, who and why?
国际自由军 The International Freedom Army,
据说是个新城市游击队团体 it's a new urban guerrilla group, apparently.
他们为什么要针对我 What have they got against me?
您肯定记得 大臣 Well, as you no doubt recall, Minister,
近来有关于内阁改组的模糊传闻 there have been vague rumours of a Cabinet reshuffle,
您的名字则在一两份文件里被提及 and your name has been mentioned in one or two papers
且与国防部相关 in connection with the Ministry of Defence.
他们会是谁啊 Who can they be?
不好说 大臣 Well, hard to say, Minister.
可能是分裂出来的爱尔兰小派系 Maybe an Irish splinter group? Or,
左翼民兵组织 巴勒斯坦解放组织 Baader-Meinhof, PLO
制造慕尼黑惨案的巴勒斯坦恐怖组织
黑色九月 or Black September
也可能是国内的疯子 or they could be home-grown loonies!
无政府主义者 毛派 利比亚人 Anarchists, Maoists, Libyans,
伊朗人 意大利红色旅 谁知道呢 Iranians or the Italian Red Brigade, for all we know.
但他们都相互关联 盘根错节 But they're all connected, and interconnected,
所以也可能是一伙新自由职业杀手组织 so it could just be a new group of freelance killers.
政治保安处不知该从何查起 The Special Branch don't know where to start.
你说是名单 You said a list.
不光是我吗 I mean, it's not just me?
对 不光是您 大臣 No, not just you, Minister.
肯定还有几百人吧... I suppose there must be hundreds of people on it...
-就三个 -就三个 - Just three. - Just three.
就三个 Just three.
喂 Yes?
好 我就来 Yes, I'll come down.
政治保安处的弗雷斯特指挥官 Commander Forest of the Special Branch.
要带他进来吗 Shall I bring him in?
好的 去吧 Yes, please do.
政治保安处已通知了内政大臣 The Special Branch have informed the Home Secretary
他建议安排警探保护您 and he's recommended detectives to protect you.
-他是来通知您的 -警探吗 - This man is here to inform you. - Detectives?!
他们可拦不住刺客射向你的子弹 They can't protect you against the assassin's bullet,
是吧 没人能 can they? Nobody can!
是啊 的确 大臣 No, certainly not, Minister, but
但他们可以确保刺客受到审判 they can determine that the assassin is brought to trial.
在... After...
当然是在被害人被枪杀后 After the victim has been gunned down, of course.
政治保安处的弗雷斯特指挥官 Commander Forest of the Special Branch.
早上好 指挥官 Good morning, Commander.
-早上好 指挥官 -早 先生 - Good morning, Commander. - Morning, sir.
-请坐 -谢谢 先生 - Do sit down. - Thank you, sir.
您已被告知了名单的事了吧 先生 You've been told about this list, sir?
名单 List?
什么名单 名单啊 对 What list? Oh, list, yes.
我就想跟您简单说说 Thought I can just brief you
常见危险和常规预防措施 on the standard hazards and routine precautions.
谢谢 伯纳德 Thank you, Bernard.
我想我也不需要对这种事 I suppose I don't have to take this sort of things,
太上心 是吧 too seriously, do I?
可以说 这要看您自己了 先生 Well, in a sense, that's up to you, sir.
我们建议... We do advise...
我能想象大部分人会惊慌失措 I can see that most people might be in a frightful funk,
但这其实也是职责所在 是吧 but I mean, it's really all part of the job, isn't it?
稀松平常 I mean, all in a day's work!
我钦佩您的勇气 先生 I admire your courage, sir.
谢谢 Thank you.
那好吧 Right, well...
火力全开吧 不是... Shoot. I mean...
刺杀危险可大致分为四类 Well, assassination hazards fall broadly into four categories:
枪击 炸弹 毒物和 That's bullets, bombs, poisons and
被动意外 so-called accidents.
当然 还有毒气 掐死 捅死 溺死 Of course, there's also gassing, throttling, stabbing, drowning,
绞死和仪式开膛 garroting and ritual disembowelling,
但那些在英国相对不怎么常见 but they are relatively uncommon in the UK.
那就没事咯 That's all right, then.
我们先说枪击吧 Let's start with bullets, shall we?
不用说 有高楼或车内的刺客 Obviously, there's your assassin on a tall building or in a car,
还有在人群中悄悄接近的杀手 piu your killer who creeps up to you in a crowd and phut!
还有突然上门的不速之客 There's your unexpected house caller,
躲在停着的厢式货车里的神枪手 your marksman in a parked van,
还有从你车窗伸进来的左轮手枪 and the revolver through the window of your car.
所以 远离人群 永远别靠近窗边 So avoid crowds and always keep away from windows.
指挥官 Commander,
能不能提议 could I suggest perhaps,
给办公室安装防弹窗帘 we have bullet-proof curtains for the office?
防弹... Bullet-proof!
午餐时就会到 先生 They'll be here by lunchtime, sir.
我们还会给您的伦敦公寓 And we'll fit them in your London flat
和您的选区住所也配上 and your constituency residence
-等回头彻底重装时一起弄 -重装 - when we do the whole place over. - Do it over?
就常规的一套 特制锁 检查 警报器 It's just the usual special locks, sweep, security alarms.
当地人员24小时巡逻 24-hour patrols by the local staff,
之类的 电话窃听什么的 that sort of thing, phone taps, so on.
这是常规吗 Just the usual thing?!
您会有支几人组成的全天候保镖团队 You'll have a bodyguard of several men, all round the clock.
所以永远别亲自去开前门 So, never answer your own front door in person
开车时 and keep your car windows up
要摇起车窗 锁好车门 and the doors locked while you're driving.
遇到红灯时 不要把车停在人行道边 Never draw up the car on the pavement side at traffic lights.
你不希望有恐怖分子 You don't want a terrorist
跳上车把您绑走吧 先生 to jump in and kidnap you, do you, sir?
是啊 No.
当然了 Course you don't!
如果他把车横在您前方 Now, if he draws his car across in front of yours,
别撞中间 don't ram it in the middle,
撞其中一根车轴 把它扫开 go for one of the axles and sweep it aside.
-扫开它 -对了 - Sweep it aside. - That's it.
炸弹 Now, bombs!
车辆炸弹 您知道包裹炸弹 Car bombs, you know all about the letter in the parcel,
所以绝不要亲自拆包裹 so never open any yourself.
但我已让人暂时先把包裹都送去别处了 But for the time being, I'm having them re-directed.
毒物 Now, poisons...
不用说 您要怀疑一切 Well, obviously you're gonna be suspicious of
别人送的食物 饮品 巧克力 糖果等 any gifts of food, or drink, chocolates, sweets and so on.
每天早上检查牛奶瓶盖上 But check the milk bottle caps every morning
有没有针孔 for hypodermic holes.
还有 别忘了雨伞 And don't forget the old umbrella
金属箍暗藏毒针扎小腿的老手段 with a poisoned needle in the ferrule jabbed into the calf.
您没事吧 先生 You're all right, sir?
意外嘛... Now... accidents. Right.
永远别走在人行道靠外的一侧 Never walk along the outside edge of any pavements,
还有河边 防波堤 码头 火车站台等 rivers, jetties, wharfs, or railway platforms.
我们可不想太便宜了他们 是吧 先生 We don't want to make it too easy for them, do we, sir?
-我不... -尤其是电气铁路 别去地铁 - I don't... - Especially the electric railway, so avoid the Tube.
电击 是啊 这也是他们最喜欢的了 Electrocution... yeah, that's another of their favourite.
对电视 水壶 炉子 面包机 A little tinkering with the telly, the kettle, the fire,
音响 电热毯动动手脚 the toaster, the hi-fi, the electric blanket
直译: 鲍勃是你叔叔
这就行了 and Bob's your uncle!
直译: 你过世的叔叔
一击升天 Your late uncle.
所以每次都要检查一下 So, they have to be checked everytime.
有什么问题吗 Any questions?
很好 那... Good! Well...
这是标准预防措施的清单 Here's your list of standard safety precautions.
再联系 I'll be in touch.
谢谢 指挥官 Well, thank you, Commander.
如果您被从很高的窗户推了出去 If you're pushed out of a high window
下面有铁栏杆 and there's iron railings underneath,
尽量头着地 try and land on your head.
利落点 Quicker!
汉弗莱 我... Humphrey, I...
我们要怎么赶在这些恐怖分子找上我前 how are we gonna find these terrorists
找出他们 before they find me?
大臣 对可能嫌疑人 Well, Minister, telephone tapping
进行电话窃听和电子监控 and electronic surveillance of all possible suspects
是抓获他们的最佳办法 is the best way of picking them up,
但当然了 这会导致 but of course, it does incur
对个人隐私不可容忍的侵犯 intolerable intrusion on individual privacy.
话说回来 On the other hand...
民选代表必须代表人民 the people's representatives must represent the people. I mean...
对他们的威胁 也是对民主的威胁 是吧 Any threat to them is a threat against democracy, isn't it?
-怎么说 -我... - How? - Well, I...
这种威胁构成了 I mean, these threats constitute
对人民不可剥夺的民主权利的攻击 an attack on the people's inalienable democratic right
即受民选领导管理的权利 to be governed by the leaders of their choice,
而这些领导应得到一切可能的保护 and these leaders must be protected by every possible means,
不管这么做的必要性多么令我们遗憾 no matter how much we might regret the necessity for doing so.
说得太棒了 大臣 我也这么认为 Beautifully argued, Minister. My view exactly.
否则您死定了 Or else you're a dead duck.
老天爷 伯纳德 Good God, Bernard!
那是什么 What on earth's that?
是请愿书 大臣 It's the petition's, Minister,
-才到的 -请愿书 - it's just arrived. - The petition?
对 反对电话窃听和电子监控的 Yes, against phone tapping and electronic surveillance.
您做反对党时发起的那个 The one you started when you were in opposition.
这里有225万个签名 There are 2.25 million signatures here.
-是个胜利 -但我们需要监控 - It's a triumph. - But we need surveillance!
是打击有组织犯罪的重要武器 It's an essential weapon in our fight against organised crime,
是吧 汉弗莱 isn't it, Humphrey?
我也不能说得更好了 大臣 Do you know, I couldn't have put it better myself, Minister.
我明白了 大臣 I see, what you mean, Minister.
那我去把它归档吧 Shall I file it?
归档 Shall you file it?
-撕碎了 -撕碎了 - Shred it! - Shred it?
绝不能再让人找到它 No one must ever be able to find it again.
那样的话 大臣 我最好还是把它归档吧 In that case, Minister, I think it's best I file it.
是啊 Quite.
这样二度蜜月可真棒啊 This is a great way to spend a second honeymoon!
几人桌 先生 Table for how many, sir?
-八人 -两人 - Eight! - Two.
窗边这张桌子很不错 I've a nice table here by the window.
我们已为目标选好了桌子 We've chosen the table for the target.
目标 Target?
抱歉 大臣 Sorry, Minister.
就在那边厨房门口 Over there by the kitchen door.
您坐这里 先生 You sit here, sir.
罗斯警员会坐在那里 Constable Ross will be sitting over there,
盯着厨房门 watching the kitchen door,
那是您的逃跑路线 先生 that's your escape route, sir.
但我们并不认为厨房员工里 But we're not expecting any assassins from amongst
会有刺客 the kitchen staff,
因为我们是今早才在这里订了位子 since we only booked here this morning.
我就坐在那个窗边桌上 I'll sit over there by the window.
如果您听到了枪声 Now, if you hear any gunshots,
就躲到桌下 you get under the table.
剩下交给我们就行 Leave the rest to us.
我并不怎么担心 I'm not really worried.
只是香槟酒软木塞 亲爱的 It was just a champagne cork, darling.
就练习一下 Just practising.
先给我来份意式肉酱面 I'll have spaghetti Bolognese, to start with,
然后来份T骨牛排 then T-bone steak,
豌豆 豆子 花椰菜和薯条 peas, beans, cauliflower and chips,
再来一瓶罗斯柴尔德男爵酒庄 and a bottle of Chateau Baron
1961年的葡萄酒 Philippe Rothschild 1961.
这份工作真累人啊 Really takes it out of you, this job.
-真美啊 是吧 -真美 - Beautiful, isn't it? - Beautiful.
安静 平和 Quiet and peaceful.
能远离尘嚣真好 Lovely to get away from it all.
真好 Lovely.
这部你们没问题吧 This all right for you?
很好 Lovely.
但我不喜欢《007》 But I don't like James Bond?
我们不是要看《白日美人》吗 I thought we were going to see "Belle de Jour".
是啊 Yes, but
但他们不想看外国电影 they didn't want to see a foreign film.
我受不了了 I can't stand this.
目标就在里面吗 Is the target in there now?
是的 Yeah,
目标跟他妻子在里面 target's in there with his wife.
他们还要再出去吗 They gonna go out again?
不 他们睡了 Nah, they turned in for the night.
他们这个假似乎度得不太开心啊 They don't seem to be enjoying the holiday, do they?
不知是为什么 I wonder why...?
我在这里没法睡觉 I can't sleep here.
我要回家了 I'm going home.
这是怎么回事 What the hell's all this?
本地警方 先生 Local force, sir,
他们肯定是想干点啥意思一下 they be wanting to show they're doing their bit.
进来吧...进来了啊 Come in. Oh, you're in!
是 先生 Yes, sir.
不好意思 先生 Excuse me, sir.
我可以检查下窗户吗 Do you mind if I just check the windows?
请便吧 Yeah. Go ahead.
谢谢 先生 Thank you, sir.
晚安 先生 Goodnight, sir.
好梦 Sleep well.
别担心 亲爱的 Don't worry, darling.
你很快就会习惯做名人的妻子了 You'll soon get used to being a famous man's wife.
希望如此 I hope so.
我可不想做名人的遗孀 I don't really want to be a famous man's widow!
但是 But...
我不懂 I don't follow.
是你说你想阻止窃听和电话窃听的 You say that you want to stop bugging and phone tapping,
现在你的请愿还凑齐了225万个签名 and now you get this petition 2.25 million signatures,
这对你的立场大有帮助 a terrific boost for your case,
你却不肯让我引述你对此表示欢迎的话 and you won't even give me a quote saying you welcome it.
那承诺会实施请愿的主要建议怎么样 What about a promise to implement its main recommendations?
-这事没那么简单 沃特 -怎么说 - Well, it's not quite as simple as that, Walter. - Why not?
这事关安全问题 Well, there are security implications.
向来是如此 There always were.
好吧 那我就写篇更大的报道 OK, I think I'll make an even bigger story:
《大臣反对自己的请愿》 "Minister rejects his own petition."
等等 Now, hold on! I...
你到底是接受还是反对 Are you accepting it or rejecting it?
不 No.
我的编辑要我问 My editor wants me to ask
被自由军列入死亡名单 if being on the Freedom Army death list
是否改变了你对电话窃听的看法 has altered your views on phone tapping in any way.
老天爷 没有 Good heavens, no!
天啊 这想法真不着边际 God, what an extraordinary idea!
可不然我还要如何解释这突然的态度转变 But how else am I to explain this sudden change of tune?
不不 没有态度转变 No, no, no change of tune.
汉弗莱爵士能跟您说句话吗 Can Sir Humphrey have a moment?
大臣 真抱歉 Minister, I'm so sorry.
汉弗莱 有什么事吗 Humphrey! What can I do for you?
可以让我们说句话吗 Well, would you excuse us.
是啊 真抱歉 Yes, I'm so sorry,
马上就好 it won't be a minute.
-我去外面等着 -非常感谢 - I'll wait out there. - Thank you so much.
您周末还愉快吗 大臣 Well, did you have a good weekend, Minister?
好极了 就我 安妮 Marvellous. Juste me, and Annie
-和半个政治保安处 -嗯 - and half of the Special Branch. - Yeah.
那些警察很有"情调" All those romantic rozzers
腋窝下都别着配枪 with Smith and Wessons under their armpits.
真让人难忘 Unforgettable!
公职之累啊 The burdens of office!
不能再这么下去了 汉弗莱 This can't go on, Humphrey.
很高兴您这么说 大臣 I'm glad you said that, Minister!
因为确实不会再这么下去了 Becuase it isn't going to.
政治保安处刚来了消息 We just heard from the Special Branch
您的保护已被撤销 that your protection is being withdrawn.
等等 我不是说... Wait a minute! I didn't mean...
为什么 Why?
警方突然 Well, the police have suffered
出现了人员短缺的情况 an acute personnel establishment shortfall.
什么 They're what?
他们人手不够 They're short-staffed.
所以不能继续保护您了 So they can no longer continue protecting you.
人手不够 Short-staffed?!
对 是为应对明天在首相乡间别墅的会面上 Yes, because of the much more real and dangerous threat
苏联总理面临的更真实严重的威胁 to the Soviet premier at the Chequers meeting tomorrow.
但他是苏联人 我是英国人 But he's Russian, I'm British!
事实上 大臣 Well, in fact, Minister,
政治保安处有理由认为 the Special Branch have reason to believe
对您生命的威胁已经不严重了 that the threat to your life has been diminished.
他们怎么知道 How do they know?
监控 Surveillance,
他们偷听到了一段对话 they overheard a conversation.
怎么说的 What did it say?
我觉得没必要... I don't think it's of any...
说啊 汉弗莱 我有权知道 Come on, Humphrey, I have a right to know.
对话基本上是说 Well, it was a conversation to the effect that,
鉴于您的职权性质 in view of the somewhat nebulous
模糊且暧昧 and inexplicit nature of your remit,
而且您在政治流程中 对核心审议 the arguably marginal and peripheral nature of your influence
和决策的影响力 可以说是 on the central deliberations and decisions
边缘化 外围性的 within the political process,
因此有理由重构他们的行动先后顺序 that there could be a case for restructuring their action priorities
因而 in such a way as to
对您的清除被从他们的首要议程上抹去了 eliminate your liquidation from their immediate agenda.
他们那么说的吗 They said that?
大致是这意思 That was the gist of it.
用英语说是什么意思 What's it mean in English?
就是说 Well, it means that
他们不认为您真的足够重要 they don't think that you're really important enough
所以不值得去刺杀您 for it to be worth assassinating you.
我当然并不认同 Now, I don't agree with them, of course.
什么 难道你觉得... What? You mean they...?
什么 What?
-你觉得他们该刺杀我吗 -不不 - You mean they should assassinate me? - No, no, no!
不是 No.
你是说 你不觉得我足够重要吗 You mean, you don't think I'm important enough?
不不 No, no...
我是说 您的确足够重要 I mean you are important enough,
但他们还是不该刺杀您 but they shouldn't assassinate you anyway.
这太好了 是吧 That's marvellous, isn't it?
虽然我根本就没真担心过 Not that I was ever really worried.
当然没有 大臣 Of course not, Minister.
富勒先生问 还要等多久 Mr Fowler wants to know if you'll be much longer.
对 带他进来 Yes, bring him in.
伯纳德 Bernard,
请愿书还在吗 have we still got that petition?
如果在 可以送进来 If we have, would you bring it in
给富勒先生看看体量多大吗 and show Mr Fowler how large it is.
请愿 但您不是说... The petition? But I, I thought you said...
是的 伯纳德 但你能送进来吗 伯纳德 Yes, I did, Bernard, but would you bring it in, Bernard.
触角
直觉哦 伯纳德 Antennae, Bernard.
是 是啊 先生 Yes! Yes, indeed. Yes, sir.
-您说的请愿是之前您... -对 - You mean the petition you were so... - Yeah.
-很高兴... -是的 伯纳德 - so pleased...? - That's right, Bernard.
就是那个 天啊 That's the one. God!
吉姆 报社需要个答复 Jim, the paper really must have an answer, you know.
当然了 Yes, of course, it must.
我要告诉你 And I'd like you to know,
对于请愿 我热烈欢迎 that I welcome this petition warmly!
这种事 你可不能 I mean, it's not just the sort of thing you can
找块布遮起来 sweep under the carpet.
至于死亡名单的事 As for death lists, well,
大臣是可有可无的 Ministers are dispensable,
但自由却是不可分割的 but freedom is indivisible,
是吧 汉弗莱 isn't that so, Humphrey?
是 大臣 Yes, Minister.