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HOOLIGAN EPISODE 1
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More. Fuck me more!
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Come on, Yukito. Just pay attention to me.
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No, he's mine.
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Yes ma'am! As you wish!
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This is the greatest!
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Yukito!
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H... Hiromi!?
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What are you doing in a place like this!?
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What am I doing? Well, I'm...
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I want more.
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I want your cock!
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Make me feel good!
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I don't like you doing that, Yukito!
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Hiromi! Wait a minute!
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Yukito!
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Fuck me more.
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Hurry.
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Please?
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Shame on a man
who doesn't eat
the meal he's served.
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Shame on a man
who doesn't eat
the meal he's served.
Okay! I'm coming right now!
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Shame on a man
who doesn't eat
the meal he's served.
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Not there... Hey, hey. Especially not there!
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Mistress!
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Galactica Bomber!!
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What the fuck was that for?!
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You're finally up, chabu!
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How are you doing?
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How are you doing?
Oh, Mr. Isao. Good morning!
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How are you doing?
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How are you doing?
Were you having another
perverted sex dream, chabu?
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TELEPATHIC BLOCK
STRUGGLE
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TELEPATHIC BLOCK
STRUGGLE
Of... of course not! I was having a
very meaningful and tasteful dream!
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STRUGGLE
Of... of course not! I was having a
very meaningful and tasteful dream!
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INVASION OF PRIVACY
STRUGGLE
Of... of course not! I was having a
very meaningful and tasteful dream!
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But look at it, chabu.
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Erection:
E-rec-tion -
The firm and
enlarged condition of a
body organ or part when
the erectile tissues sur-
rounding it becomes
filled with blood, espe-
cially such a condition of
the penis
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Erection:
E-rec-tion -
The firm and
enlarged condition of a
body organ or part when
the erectile tissues sur-
rounding it becomes
filled with blood, espe-
cially such a condition of
the penis
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Erection:
E-rec-tion -
The firm and
enlarged condition of a
body organ or part when
the erectile tissues sur-
rounding it becomes
filled with blood, espe-
cially such a condition of
the penis
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Erection:
E-rec-tion -
The firm and
enlarged condition of a
body organ or part when
the erectile tissues sur-
rounding it becomes
filled with blood, espe-
cially such a condition of
the penis
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What's this?
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Booze... pond... meat... forest?
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EDUCATION SYSTEM
HAS FAILED
Booze... pond... meat... forest?
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EDUCATION SYSTEM
HAS FAILED
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EDUCATION SYSTEM
HAS FAILED
That's "Feast of Debauchery", you retard!!
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BEAN CURDS WITH BEEF
That's "Feast of Debauchery", you retard!!
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BEAN CURDS WITH BEEF
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BEAN CURDS WITH BEEF
Feast of Debauchery?
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BEAN CURDS WITH BEEF
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BEAN CURDS WITH BEEF
You don't even know how to read
an easy four-letter phrase like that?
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BEAN CURDS WITH BEEF
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BEAN CURDS WITH BEEF
STRUGGLE
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BEAN CURDS WITH BEEF
STRUGGLE
Who cares if I don't know
how to read a Chinese menu!
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BEAN CURDS WITH BEEF
STRUGGLE
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BEAN CURDS WITH BEEF
STRUGGLE
So, do you know how to write
"dried abalone and sea cucumber
simmered in oyster sauce"?
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So, do you know how to write
"dried abalone and sea cucumber
simmered in oyster sauce"?
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Anyway, moving along... Take a
look at your surroundings, chabu!
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W-why are you changing
the subject all of a sudden?
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Surroundings?
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Amou Shrine.
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How'd I get here?
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Isn't this a little different than usual?
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You made the energy experiment go wild,
and it warped time and space, chabu!
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I don't really understand what you're saying,
but don't be so hard on yourself, Isao.
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Listen, kid!
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Stop it!
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What was that, chabu?
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A maiden's love-moan!
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What kind of girls are...?
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Let's have a look.
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Yuki!?
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Yuka!?
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How do you like my weapon's power?
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It's onwy a mwatter of twime
until I have your holy dildo!
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I mean - it's only a matter of time!
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Likewise! Kneel before the power
of my mighty Earth Shaker!
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They're so lucky! But why is this happening?
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You still don't know, chabu?
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Damn straight, I don't! Who'd be able to
figure out a bizarre situation like this?
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Oh, all right, chabu.
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I guess I have no choice but
to explain from the beginning.
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Hurry up and explain!
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This all started yesterday afternoon.
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INFIRMARY
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INFIRMARY
I'm coming in!
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INFIRMARY
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Olga...
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MONKEY
OVR-MASTURBATION
DISEASE
Olga...
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MONKEY
OVR-MASTURBATION
DISEASE
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MONKEY
OVR-MASTURBATION
DISEASE
My stomach hurts and I
feel like I'm going to die.
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My stomach hurts and I
feel like I'm going to die.
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Oh, Yukito.
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My hands are tied right now.
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I'm sorry. Just lie yourself
down somewhere.
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Yes, ma'am. I'm lying down.
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Olga's body always looks so tasty!
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I just want to go ahead and touch 'em!
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Huh? Wait a minute.
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Her hands are tied? Which means...
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Shining Finger!!
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Stop! What are you doing?
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Please, don't mind me and go
ahead with your experiment.
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Yukito. I thought you had a tummy ache?
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ALL DAY
JACK-OFF
CONTEST
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ALL DAY
JACK-OFF
CONTEST
Youth can conjure up an unpredictable
amount of energy at times.
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ALL DAY
JACK-OFF
CONTEST
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Scissors Attack!
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Stop it!
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It's so great to be able to
be alone with Olga like this.
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It won't be good if the experiment gets
interrupted in the process, so stop it!
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Wasn't that enough?
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I can't fathom stopping. That's
the privilege of being young.
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Olga, your clit is getting really hot. Your
cum is flowing out. You're getting soaked.
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Don't do any more than that!
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Don't do any more than that!
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NONSTOP
ADOLESCENCE
What do you mean, "any more"?
You mean something like this?
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NONSTOP
ADOLESCENCE
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Poke.
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No!
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Yes...!
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You shouldn't...
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Finger me deeper!
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Make up your mind!!
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No!
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But yes!!
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Oh man. Look at all this juice!
Don't waste it! Don't waste it!
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Stop it. Stop making those perverse
noises! Lt'll make me more horny!
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Okay! Go ahead and get horny! I'll
take full responsibility and relieve you.
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I can't anymore! I can't take this anymore!
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Fuck the shit out of me!
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Yes ma'am!
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Olga, what a funny expression
you have on your face.
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INFIRMARY
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INFIRMARY
What's going on? What's this light?
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continuing the broadcast with sound only- Please enjoy-*
INFIRMARY
What's going on? What's this light?
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continuing the broadcast with sound only- Please enjoy-*
INFIRMARY
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continuing the broadcast with sound only- Please enjoy-*
INFIRMARY
Did we just power up the Solar Ray System?
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continuing the broadcast with sound only- Please enjoy-*
INFIRMARY
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continuing the broadcast with sound only- Please enjoy-*
INFIRMARY
What are you talking about!? It's your fault
the experiment's energy is going wild!
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INFIRMARY
What are you talking about!? It's your fault
the experiment's energy is going wild!
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INFIRMARY
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INFIRMARY
The light! The light!! Arrows
of light are flying by!
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continuing the broadcast with sound only- Please enjoy-*
INFIRMARY
The light! The light!! Arrows
of light are flying by!
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continuing the broadcast with sound only- Please enjoy-*
INFIRMARY
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INFIRMARY
The world is going to be
shrouded in darkness again!
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continuing the broadcast with sound only- Please enjoy-*
INFIRMARY
I don't know what's happening,
but can't you do something?
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continuing the broadcast with sound only- Please enjoy-*
INFIRMARY
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INFIRMARY
It's too late! Goodbye, Yukito!
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INFIRMARY
It's too late! Goodbye, Yukito!
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It's too late! Goodbye, Yukito!
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Stars! Lead me on thy way!!
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Because you made the
experiment go wild...
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...time and space has gotten
all mumbo-jumbo-ed up, chabu!
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I'd rather not admit to the
mistakes I made in my youth...
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Listen seriously, chabu.
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There is only one way to fix this situation.
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You have to collect all seven holy dildos that
have been scattered throughout the world.
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The only who can do this is the
one who caused the situation.
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That means you, Yukito!
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I HAVEN'T HAD MY PERIOD
YET THIS MONTH
RESPONSIBILITY
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I HAVEN'T HAD MY PERIOD
YET THIS MONTH
RESPONSIBILITY
Me? Me? Me? Me?
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Me? Me? Me? Me?
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But how am I supposed to
find the other holy dildos?
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Don't worry. The holy dildo you
now possess will draw them to you.
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This?
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The holy dildo has its own will.
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Depending on how you use it,
it will exert tremendous power.
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You must defeat your enemy
with the power of the holy dildo
in order to win theirs, chabu.
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But how am I supposed to fight?
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IT'S AN ARISTOCRAT'S
SOCIAL GRACE!
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IT'S AN ARISTOCRAT'S
SOCIAL GRACE!
Like this?
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IT'S AN ARISTOCRAT'S
SOCIAL GRACE!
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IT'S AN ARISTOCRAT'S
SOCIAL GRACE!
You dimwit!
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You dimwit!
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Look at the weird shape! Does it look like
you can have a face-to-face battle with that!?
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Nope. It doesn't.
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Battles are fought one on one. The
one who uses up their concentration
energy first loses the battle, chabu.
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Do you mean the battle consists of...?
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If you take a look over
there, you'll know, chabu.
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I can't anymore!
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Yuka, you must fight it! We
mustn't lose against evil!
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Yeah, but it feels too good!
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You mustn't give up until the end!
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But sis, you're about to give in too!
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Aren't you going to save them, chabu?
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The priestess sisters are getting screwed
by some sketchy people, chabu!
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There's no need to convince me!
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That's what I want to hear from the
fighter of justice! Good luck, chabu!
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Let us battle!!
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THE MOST
POWERFUL
KARATE
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Nice, chabu! Yukito...
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Huh?
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What the hell are you doing!?
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I've always wanted to do this to them!
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Yukito, stop!
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It feels so good! I'm going to die!
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You asshole! How can you do something
like that to your fellow schoolmates!?
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I have to fight them at some point or
another to get their holy dildos, right?
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My battle tactics to butt in from the
sidelines are by no means wrong!
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I guess he does have a point, chabu.
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What amazing spirit, chabu!
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I've never seen Yukito so lively before!
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He's good.
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An unexpected and powerful enemy
has butted in! We should retreat
for now and come up with a plan!
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I can't anymore! I give up!
The holy dildo is yours!
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I give in too! Please let me go!
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Not yet! We've just started!
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Please, no more!
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Dear, dear. What a troublesome guy, chabu.
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Huh? What's that?
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Hero Revolution!
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Trigun!
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Hiromi! You have a holy dildo, too?
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Yukito! There's nothing we can do
about fighting to win the holy dildo...
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...but continuing to attack after
the enemy has given in isn't fair!
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It's an unforgivable act!
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Oh, don't be such a hard ass!
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The only thing we need
hard around here is this!
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EVERYTHING GETS
BIGGER AND BIGGER
The only thing we need
hard around here is this!
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EVERYTHING GETS
BIGGER AND BIGGER
221
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EVERYTHING GETS
BIGGER AND BIGGER
That's such an old man's joke. It's
best if you don't say it again, chabu...
222
00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:48,260
EVERYTHING GETS
BIGGER AND BIGGER
223
00:12:50,903 --> 00:12:54,600
Anyway, you must act accordingly
next time. Understand?
224
00:12:57,676 --> 00:12:58,267
Hiromi.
225
00:13:00,179 --> 00:13:00,736
Huh?
226
00:13:02,915 --> 00:13:05,315
Because we are under such
circumstances, I'm going to tell you.
227
00:13:06,318 --> 00:13:07,580
I'm in love with you.
228
00:13:09,321 --> 00:13:09,980
Yukito.
229
00:13:12,024 --> 00:13:15,050
But, in order to fix this abnormal
situation we have on our hands...
230
00:13:17,863 --> 00:13:21,993
...I need to hurry up and make you
cum so I can take your holy dildo!
231
00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:38,545
Where... are we?
232
00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:44,311
Where? We're at Amou
Shrine... or maybe not!
233
00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:50,658
This is the sacred birthplace of the
seven holy dildos, made to protect
the peace of heaven and earth.
234
00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:53,894
For five million years the
battle has continued.
235
00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:59,469
The law of the universe has foretold
that the final battle shall be fought here.
236
00:14:00,072 --> 00:14:01,471
Is this the voice of God?
237
00:14:03,809 --> 00:14:05,504
Foolish being, listen well.
238
00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:07,840
The battle has just begun.
239
00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:13,017
How soon the battle will end
shall depend on your abilities.
240
00:14:14,753 --> 00:14:19,383
How you claim victory... How long you
can withstand the enemy's attack...
241
00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:23,417
I shall observe all of this from
the Heavens where I reside.
242
00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:25,454
Make sure to battle mindfully!
243
00:14:26,065 --> 00:14:26,394
Right!
244
00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:28,465
I understand, God.
245
00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:32,927
Now that you have understood...
Well, good luck, chabu!
246
00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:33,768
Yes!
247
00:14:35,140 --> 00:14:37,700
Huh? That weird ending was...
248
00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:39,908
Hey, you're Isao!?
249
00:14:40,512 --> 00:14:42,980
Ding ding! That's right!
250
00:14:43,249 --> 00:14:48,983
But it took you too long to realize it,
chabu! Close but no cigar this time, chabu!
251
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STRUGGLE
252
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:53,592
STRUGGLE
You cocksucker! That wasn't funny at all!
253
00:14:53,592 --> 00:14:53,726
STRUGGLE
254
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:54,159
STRUGGLE
I really thought it was a message from God!
255
00:14:54,159 --> 00:14:56,462
I really thought it was a message from God!
256
00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:56,996
Talking shit and listening to shit. If it's
the same shit, might as well say it!
I really thought it was a message from God!
257
00:14:56,996 --> 00:14:59,665
Talking shit and listening to shit. If it's
the same shit, might as well say it!
258
00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:00,466
STRUGGLE
Talking shit and listening to shit. If it's
the same shit, might as well say it!
259
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:00,866
STRUGGLE
You asshole!
260
00:15:00,866 --> 00:15:01,423
You asshole!
261
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:04,828
You're the guys from before!
262
00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:12,074
Sorry we disappeared like that earlier.
We weren't expecting an intruder,
so we decided to retreat.
263
00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:13,039
Ditto.
264
00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:17,514
By defeating the Amou sisters,
you have saved us a lot of work!
265
00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:21,745
Added with yours, we shall
take all three holy dildos!
266
00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:25,385
Damn it. Fighting is my
destiny. I have no choice.
267
00:15:26,191 --> 00:15:29,295
But before that, take off your masks,
come clean and tell me who you are!
268
00:15:29,795 --> 00:15:34,129
No way, José! I'm not telling you anything!
269
00:15:35,734 --> 00:15:37,326
Why not? Don't be such a scrooge!
270
00:15:37,503 --> 00:15:38,265
Wait a minute!
271
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,764
Huh? What's wrong, Hiromi?
272
00:15:41,507 --> 00:15:43,907
This scent. I've smelled
it somewhere before...
273
00:15:45,577 --> 00:15:50,105
That's right! It's the smell of
Victoria and Marigretle's shampoo!
274
00:15:50,182 --> 00:15:50,978
Aw, crap!
275
00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:56,319
This is what I smell in the
shower every day after phys-ed.
276
00:16:04,496 --> 00:16:09,399
Head - Scrub - Scrub -
Scrub - Scrub - Scrub
277
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:12,569
A Foamy Head is an Afro Hair
278
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,797
Bubbles Bubbles Blub Blub
Afro Hair
279
00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:18,766
Wow! You make a lot of bubbles!
280
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,612
We like to be squeaky clean!
281
00:16:22,014 --> 00:16:26,280
All of our shampoo is on our hair!
282
00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:30,289
Ha- ha hair! Ha- ha hair! Ha- ha hair!
283
00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:30,322
EVEN LAS VEGAS WILL BURST
OUT LAUGHING
Ha- ha hair! Ha- ha hair! Ha- ha hair!
284
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:30,622
EVEN LAS VEGAS WILL BURST
OUT LAUGHING
285
00:16:30,622 --> 00:16:32,825
EVEN LAS VEGAS WILL BURST
OUT LAUGHING
That was funny right?
Hey, wasn't that funny?
286
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:32,958
EVEN LAS VEGAS WILL BURST
OUT LAUGHING
287
00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:36,862
EVEN LAS VEGAS WILL BURST
OUT LAUGHING
I added that I'm washing my 'hair'
in my laughter line as a joke.
288
00:16:36,862 --> 00:16:36,962
EVEN LAS VEGAS WILL BURST
OUT LAUGHING
289
00:16:36,962 --> 00:16:42,401
EVEN LAS VEGAS WILL BURST
OUT LAUGHING
I just pulled off a really hard
stand up comedy joke!
290
00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:43,265
EVEN LAS VEGAS WILL BURST
OUT LAUGHING
291
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:46,668
Damn, there's no point in
hiding our identities now!
292
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:51,010
Can you please pull the zipper down?
Grab this and pull it all the way
down. Right there. Right there.
293
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,344
Can you please pull the zipper down?
Grab this and pull it all the way
down. Right there. Right there.
294
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:53,712
Okay. Okay. I know. I know. I know.
Can you please pull the zipper down?
Grab this and pull it all the way
down. Right there. Right there.
295
00:16:53,712 --> 00:16:54,337
Okay. Okay. I know. I know. I know.
296
00:16:55,247 --> 00:16:58,683
In a situation like this, it's polite to
wait until they're ready, like in all
other battle sequences and such.
297
00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:01,282
This is pathetic.
298
00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:05,247
Sorry to keep you waiting.
299
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:08,792
Let's get back to where we were!
300
00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:16,095
Again I repeat! We shall take
the three holy dildos from you!
301
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:19,631
Why? Why are you going against us?
302
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:22,503
The one who collects all seven holy dildos...
303
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,605
...will become the ruler of the
universe, who controls time and space!
304
00:17:26,345 --> 00:17:28,540
Ruler of the universe!?
305
00:17:29,515 --> 00:17:32,575
Don't worry. It's something
that doesn't concern you.
306
00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:40,718
The Emperor, who was born to
rule the universe, shall wield the
swords we collect! Right, Victoria?
307
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:41,621
That's right.
308
00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:44,623
The Emperor? Who's that?
309
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:49,398
This is stupid! There's no way I'm
participating in such a questionable battle!
310
00:17:49,835 --> 00:17:52,668
Hiromi! You're not going to fight with me?
311
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:58,100
It's all yours! I thought you
liked that kind of fighting?
312
00:17:59,478 --> 00:18:02,214
True, I don't hate it...
313
00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:03,442
Well have fun then.
314
00:18:04,349 --> 00:18:05,782
H... Hiromi!
315
00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:11,881
Too bad you're all alone now, Yukito.
316
00:18:12,524 --> 00:18:13,718
But don't worry.
317
00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:18,397
There's a rule that states you can only
fight one on one, when it concerns
the outcome of the holy dildo.
318
00:18:18,397 --> 00:18:20,524
The person who's going to take
your sword is going to be...
319
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:21,458
Me!
320
00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:23,230
I have no choice.
321
00:18:31,477 --> 00:18:33,775
I'm burning up, Victoria!
322
00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:38,242
You know how they say the quiet
ones are the loudest in bed?
I'm so looking forward to it!
323
00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:39,542
Yeah!
324
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,681
Yeah!
325
00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:44,087
Huh?
326
00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:52,052
If you're going to do that, do it to mine!
327
00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:58,761
But-but... The more you make me
wait, the more my libido gets...
328
00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:02,663
I can't wait any longer!
329
00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:08,669
Huh?
330
00:19:09,681 --> 00:19:09,982
UNBELIEVABLE
331
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,083
UNBELIEVABLE
She disappeared!
332
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,317
UNBELIEVABLE
333
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:16,688
UNBELIEVABLE
What's going on? We
can't battle it out like this!
334
00:19:16,688 --> 00:19:16,881
What's going on? We
can't battle it out like this!
335
00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:22,925
She used Earth Shaker's special power
already! Victoria, you're so mean!
336
00:19:23,562 --> 00:19:24,460
Special power?
337
00:19:29,601 --> 00:19:31,503
*Request fromthe Director: Fromthis point on,
please imagine that Victoria is invisible-*
338
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:37,910
*Request fromthe Director: Fromthis point on,
please imagine that Victoria is invisible-*
What's going on? It must be Victoria! Damn,
I won't be able to run away if I can't see her!
339
00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:38,001
*Request fromthe Director: Fromthis point on,
please imagine that Victoria is invisible-*
340
00:19:39,444 --> 00:19:41,639
But it feels so good!
341
00:20:19,284 --> 00:20:20,842
I can't hold it anymore!
342
00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:33,424
Phew! That was a close one! If that got on
Victoria, he'd be able to see where she is.
343
00:20:47,045 --> 00:20:50,071
This is so heavenly! I can't hold it anymore!
344
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:59,624
Keep it cumming, Yukito! Use up
all your energy and submit to us!
345
00:21:30,355 --> 00:21:32,186
Is he invincible?
346
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:36,283
He's strong...
347
00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:42,464
Is this the end?
348
00:21:50,509 --> 00:21:53,342
I can't do it! I can't hold it in anymore!
349
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:58,272
SOUND OF BURDOCK AND
THE SMELL OF MEAT
350
00:22:01,953 --> 00:22:04,581
This is what happens when you put
a cork up your bum and hold it in...
351
00:22:06,858 --> 00:22:08,382
I can see Victoria!
352
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:12,923
Damn it! Doesn't my holy dildo have
some kind of special power, too?
353
00:22:13,432 --> 00:22:16,924
God, please! Give me your help!
354
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:17,602
THEN, AN UNBELIEVABLE
AMOUNT OF LIGHT...!!
355
00:22:17,602 --> 00:22:19,271
THEN, AN UNBELIEVABLE
AMOUNT OF LIGHT...!!
Alter Ego!
356
00:22:19,271 --> 00:22:19,338
THEN, AN UNBELIEVABLE
AMOUNT OF LIGHT...!!
357
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:22,341
THEN, AN UNBELIEVABLE
AMOUNT OF LIGHT...!!
Isn't this the lga & Koga ninja technique?
358
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:24,070
Isn't this the lga & Koga ninja technique?
359
00:22:24,743 --> 00:22:28,702
Thank you, God! When the battle
is over I'll definitely go say thanks!
360
00:22:29,581 --> 00:22:31,572
Even though I don't know where you live...
361
00:22:32,117 --> 00:22:34,711
Payback is going to be double,
triple what you did to me!
362
00:22:35,153 --> 00:22:36,814
These were my grandmother's last words!
363
00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:39,012
I'm still alive!
364
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:41,417
Yeah, fine! Beat it!
365
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:44,788
So, the game is over.
366
00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:46,831
Here we go!
367
00:22:47,065 --> 00:22:48,259
Yes!
368
00:22:50,068 --> 00:22:54,801
But he came so much already! He can
still keep going? Is Yukito a monster?
369
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:58,935
Okay... Now let's have a taste of this.
370
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,881
Damn it! I won't give in...
371
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:15,383
Victoria, I knew your pussy
was going to feel so nice.
372
00:23:15,861 --> 00:23:16,759
Take it! Take it!
373
00:23:18,964 --> 00:23:20,955
Does it feel good, Victoria?
374
00:23:21,299 --> 00:23:21,890
This can't be happening!
375
00:23:24,369 --> 00:23:26,803
Yes! It's getting hot inside!
376
00:23:30,642 --> 00:23:33,202
It's amazing! I never knew!
377
00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:44,449
Might as well make effective
use of my alter egos!
378
00:23:47,325 --> 00:23:49,259
Well, if you say so.
379
00:23:51,997 --> 00:23:52,520
I title it...
380
00:23:53,565 --> 00:23:56,329
"Me All Over" Threesome Rally!
381
00:24:04,543 --> 00:24:07,341
I guess now is the opportunity to try
something I've always wanted to do.
382
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:09,914
No, not that!
383
00:24:10,348 --> 00:24:13,985
Just think of it as an enema! I'm
sure it'll clear up your insides!
384
00:24:13,985 --> 00:24:14,219
It... it hurts!
Just think of it as an enema! I'm
sure it'll clear up your insides!
385
00:24:14,219 --> 00:24:14,651
Lt... it hurts!
386
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:20,657
Whoa! It's nice and tight! I'll
make of habit of this one!
387
00:24:22,994 --> 00:24:24,859
We're not done yet!
388
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:29,199
Let's party!
389
00:24:34,940 --> 00:24:37,170
A threesome!
390
00:24:40,445 --> 00:24:42,072
Continuing with a foursome!
391
00:24:43,748 --> 00:24:45,773
I'm losing track of what's going on!
392
00:24:46,017 --> 00:24:48,417
Viva Battle Royale!
393
00:25:08,373 --> 00:25:10,534
Victoria, you've been defeated.
394
00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:13,807
I haven't lost!
395
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:17,038
If we keep going, you're going
to die! Is that what you want?
396
00:25:17,716 --> 00:25:20,810
Are you saying you're all right with
not being able to feel ecstasy again?
397
00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:23,555
COPY COPY
COPY COPY
398
00:25:23,555 --> 00:25:27,893
COPY COPY
COPY COPY
I can keep going!
399
00:25:27,893 --> 00:25:27,984
COPY COPY
COPY COPY
400
00:25:29,127 --> 00:25:30,424
I... I give up.
401
00:25:32,163 --> 00:25:34,825
I did it! I got me a holy dildo!!
402
00:25:37,669 --> 00:25:39,762
Yukito, you fought well!
403
00:25:40,438 --> 00:25:44,809
I'm sure you're tired, but I, Marigretle,
am going to challenge you next!
404
00:25:44,809 --> 00:25:46,436
Whaaaaat?
405
00:25:48,013 --> 00:25:49,814
TO BE CONTINUED
IN THE NEXT EPISODE
406
00:25:49,814 --> 00:25:52,450
TO BE CONTINUED
IN THE NEXT EPISODE
One problem after another for Yukito.
407
00:25:52,450 --> 00:25:53,285
TO BE CONTINUED
IN THE NEXT EPISODE
408
00:25:53,285 --> 00:25:57,789
TO BE CONTINUED
IN THE NEXT EPISODE
Will his next opponent also use
her holy dildo's mysterious
power as a battle strategy?
409
00:25:57,789 --> 00:25:58,456
TO BE CONTINUED
IN THE NEXT EPISODE
410
00:25:58,456 --> 00:26:03,728
TO BE CONTINUED
IN THE NEXT EPISODE
And who is this Emperor that they speak of?
411
00:26:03,728 --> 00:26:04,629
TO BE CONTINUED
IN THE NEXT EPISODE
412
00:26:04,629 --> 00:26:08,967
TO BE CONTINUED
IN THE NEXT EPISODE
The most unbelievable words out
of the producer's mouth, next!
413
00:26:08,967 --> 00:26:09,935
TO BE CONTINUED
IN THE NEXT EPISODE
414
00:26:09,935 --> 00:26:13,705
TO BE CONTINUED
IN THE NEXT EPISODE
To be continued in the next episode, chabu!
415
00:26:13,705 --> 00:26:15,798
TO BE CONTINUED
IN THE NEXT EPISODE
416
00:26:15,907 --> 00:26:20,469
Hey, how am I supposed
to get home from here??
417
00:26:26,651 --> 00:26:48,405
DIRECTOR
418
00:26:48,673 --> 00:27:11,930
DIRECTOR
419
00:27:11,930 --> 00:27:21,206
DIRECTOR
420
00:27:21,206 --> 00:27:35,453
DIRECTOR
421
00:27:35,453 --> 00:27:39,724
DIRECTOR
422
00:27:39,724 --> 00:27:58,235
DIRECTOR
423
00:27:58,276 --> 00:28:20,792
DIRECTOR