HOOLIGAN EPISODE 1
More. Fuck me more!
Come on, Yukito. Just pay attention to me.
No, he's mine.
Yes ma'am! As you wish!
This is the greatest!
Yukito!
H... Hiromi!?
What are you doing in a place like this!?
What am I doing? Well, I'm...
I want more.
I want your cock!
Make me feel good!
I don't like you doing that, Yukito!
Hiromi! Wait a minute!
Yukito!
Fuck me more.
Hurry.
Please?
Shame on a man who doesn't eat the meal he's served.
Okay! I'm coming right now!
Shame on a man who doesn't eat the meal he's served.
Not there... Hey, hey. Especially not there!
Mistress!
Galactica Bomber!!
What the fuck was that for?!
You're finally up, chabu!
How are you doing?
Oh, Mr. Isao. Good morning!
How are you doing?
Were you having another perverted sex dream, chabu?
TELEPATHIC BLOCK STRUGGLE
Of... of course not! I was having a very meaningful and tasteful dream!
INVASION OF PRIVACY STRUGGLE Of... of course not! I was having a very meaningful and tasteful dream!
But look at it, chabu.
Erection: E-rec-tion - The firm and enlarged condition of a body organ or part when the erectile tissues sur- rounding it becomes filled with blood, espe- cially such a condition of the penis
What's this?
Booze... pond... meat... forest?
EDUCATION SYSTEM HAS FAILED Booze... pond... meat... forest?
EDUCATION SYSTEM HAS FAILED
That's "Feast of Debauchery", you retard!!
BEAN CURDS WITH BEEF That's "Feast of Debauchery", you retard!!
BEAN CURDS WITH BEEF
Feast of Debauchery?
BEAN CURDS WITH BEEF
You don't even know how to read an easy four-letter phrase like that?
BEAN CURDS WITH BEEF
STRUGGLE
Who cares if I don't know how to read a Chinese menu!
BEAN CURDS WITH BEEF STRUGGLE
So, do you know how to write "dried abalone and sea cucumber simmered in oyster sauce"?
Anyway, moving along... Take a look at your surroundings, chabu!
W-why are you changing the subject all of a sudden?
Surroundings?
Amou Shrine.
How'd I get here?
Isn't this a little different than usual?
You made the energy experiment go wild, and it warped time and space, chabu!
I don't really understand what you're saying, but don't be so hard on yourself, Isao.
Listen, kid!
Stop it!
What was that, chabu?
A maiden's love-moan!
What kind of girls are...?
Let's have a look.
Yuki!?
Yuka!?
How do you like my weapon's power?
It's onwy a mwatter of twime until I have your holy dildo!
I mean - it's only a matter of time!
Likewise! Kneel before the power of my mighty Earth Shaker!
They're so lucky! But why is this happening?
You still don't know, chabu?
Damn straight, I don't! Who'd be able to figure out a bizarre situation like this?
Oh, all right, chabu.
I guess I have no choice but to explain from the beginning.
Hurry up and explain!
This all started yesterday afternoon.
INFIRMARY
I'm coming in!
INFIRMARY
Olga...
MONKEY OVR-MASTURBATION DISEASE Olga...
MONKEY OVR-MASTURBATION DISEASE
My stomach hurts and I feel like I'm going to die.
Oh, Yukito.
My hands are tied right now.
I'm sorry. Just lie yourself down somewhere.
Yes, ma'am. I'm lying down.
Olga's body always looks so tasty!
I just want to go ahead and touch 'em!
Huh? Wait a minute.
Her hands are tied? Which means...
Shining Finger!!
Stop! What are you doing?
Please, don't mind me and go ahead with your experiment.
Yukito. I thought you had a tummy ache?
ALL DAY JACK-OFF CONTEST
Youth can conjure up an unpredictable amount of energy at times.
ALL DAY JACK-OFF CONTEST
Scissors Attack!
Stop it!
It's so great to be able to be alone with Olga like this.
It won't be good if the experiment gets interrupted in the process, so stop it!
Wasn't that enough?
I can't fathom stopping. That's the privilege of being young.
Olga, your clit is getting really hot. Your cum is flowing out. You're getting soaked.
Don't do any more than that!
NONSTOP ADOLESCENCE What do you mean, "any more"? You mean something like this?
NONSTOP ADOLESCENCE
Poke.
No!
Yes...!
You shouldn't...
Finger me deeper!
Make up your mind!!
No!
But yes!!
Oh man. Look at all this juice! Don't waste it! Don't waste it!
Stop it. Stop making those perverse noises! Lt'll make me more horny!
Okay! Go ahead and get horny! I'll take full responsibility and relieve you.
I can't anymore! I can't take this anymore!
Fuck the shit out of me!
Yes ma'am!
Olga, what a funny expression you have on your face.
INFIRMARY
What's going on? What's this light?
* Due to the bright light filling the infirmary, we are continuing the broadcast with sound only- Please enjoy-* INFIRMARY What's going on? What's this light?
* Due to the bright light filling the infirmary, we are continuing the broadcast with sound only- Please enjoy-* INFIRMARY
Did we just power up the Solar Ray System?
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What are you talking about!? It's your fault the experiment's energy is going wild!
INFIRMARY
The light! The light!! Arrows of light are flying by!
* Due to the bright light filling the infirmary, we are continuing the broadcast with sound only- Please enjoy-* INFIRMARY The light! The light!! Arrows of light are flying by!
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The world is going to be shrouded in darkness again!
* Due to the bright light filling the infirmary, we are continuing the broadcast with sound only- Please enjoy-* INFIRMARY I don't know what's happening, but can't you do something?
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It's too late! Goodbye, Yukito!
Stars! Lead me on thy way!!
Because you made the experiment go wild...
...time and space has gotten all mumbo-jumbo-ed up, chabu!
I'd rather not admit to the mistakes I made in my youth...
Listen seriously, chabu.
There is only one way to fix this situation.
You have to collect all seven holy dildos that have been scattered throughout the world.
The only who can do this is the one who caused the situation.
That means you, Yukito!
I HAVEN'T HAD MY PERIOD YET THIS MONTH RESPONSIBILITY
Me? Me? Me? Me?
But how am I supposed to find the other holy dildos?
Don't worry. The holy dildo you now possess will draw them to you.
This?
The holy dildo has its own will.
Depending on how you use it, it will exert tremendous power.
You must defeat your enemy with the power of the holy dildo in order to win theirs, chabu.
But how am I supposed to fight?
IT'S AN ARISTOCRAT'S SOCIAL GRACE!
Like this?
IT'S AN ARISTOCRAT'S SOCIAL GRACE!
You dimwit!
Look at the weird shape! Does it look like you can have a face-to-face battle with that!?
Nope. It doesn't.
Battles are fought one on one. The one who uses up their concentration energy first loses the battle, chabu.
Do you mean the battle consists of...?
If you take a look over there, you'll know, chabu.
I can't anymore!
Yuka, you must fight it! We mustn't lose against evil!
Yeah, but it feels too good!
You mustn't give up until the end!
But sis, you're about to give in too!
Aren't you going to save them, chabu?
The priestess sisters are getting screwed by some sketchy people, chabu!
There's no need to convince me!
That's what I want to hear from the fighter of justice! Good luck, chabu!
Let us battle!!
THE MOST POWERFUL KARATE
Nice, chabu! Yukito...
Huh?
What the hell are you doing!?
I've always wanted to do this to them!
Yukito, stop!
It feels so good! I'm going to die!
You asshole! How can you do something like that to your fellow schoolmates!?
I have to fight them at some point or another to get their holy dildos, right?
My battle tactics to butt in from the sidelines are by no means wrong!
I guess he does have a point, chabu.
What amazing spirit, chabu!
I've never seen Yukito so lively before!
He's good.
An unexpected and powerful enemy has butted in! We should retreat for now and come up with a plan!
I can't anymore! I give up! The holy dildo is yours!
I give in too! Please let me go!
Not yet! We've just started!
Please, no more!
Dear, dear. What a troublesome guy, chabu.
Huh? What's that?
Hero Revolution!
Trigun!
Hiromi! You have a holy dildo, too?
Yukito! There's nothing we can do about fighting to win the holy dildo...
...but continuing to attack after the enemy has given in isn't fair!
It's an unforgivable act!
Oh, don't be such a hard ass!
The only thing we need hard around here is this!
EVERYTHING GETS BIGGER AND BIGGER The only thing we need hard around here is this!
EVERYTHING GETS BIGGER AND BIGGER
That's such an old man's joke. It's best if you don't say it again, chabu...
EVERYTHING GETS BIGGER AND BIGGER
Anyway, you must act accordingly next time. Understand?
Hiromi.
Huh?
Because we are under such circumstances, I'm going to tell you.
I'm in love with you.
Yukito.
But, in order to fix this abnormal situation we have on our hands...
...I need to hurry up and make you cum so I can take your holy dildo!
Where... are we?
Where? We're at Amou Shrine... or maybe not!
This is the sacred birthplace of the seven holy dildos, made to protect the peace of heaven and earth.
For five million years the battle has continued.
The law of the universe has foretold that the final battle shall be fought here.
Is this the voice of God?
Foolish being, listen well.
The battle has just begun.
How soon the battle will end shall depend on your abilities.
How you claim victory... How long you can withstand the enemy's attack...
I shall observe all of this from the Heavens where I reside.
Make sure to battle mindfully!
Right!
I understand, God.
Now that you have understood... Well, good luck, chabu!
Yes!
Huh? That weird ending was...
Hey, you're Isao!?
Ding ding! That's right!
But it took you too long to realize it, chabu! Close but no cigar this time, chabu!
STRUGGLE
You cocksucker! That wasn't funny at all!
STRUGGLE
I really thought it was a message from God!
Talking shit and listening to shit. If it's the same shit, might as well say it! I really thought it was a message from God!
Talking shit and listening to shit. If it's the same shit, might as well say it!
STRUGGLE Talking shit and listening to shit. If it's the same shit, might as well say it!
STRUGGLE You asshole!
You're the guys from before!
Sorry we disappeared like that earlier. We weren't expecting an intruder, so we decided to retreat.
Ditto.
By defeating the Amou sisters, you have saved us a lot of work!
Added with yours, we shall take all three holy dildos!
Damn it. Fighting is my destiny. I have no choice.
But before that, take off your masks, come clean and tell me who you are!
No way, José! I'm not telling you anything!
Why not? Don't be such a scrooge!
Wait a minute!
Huh? What's wrong, Hiromi?
This scent. I've smelled it somewhere before...
That's right! It's the smell of Victoria and Marigretle's shampoo!
Aw, crap!
This is what I smell in the shower every day after phys-ed.
Head - Scrub - Scrub - Scrub - Scrub - Scrub
A Foamy Head is an Afro Hair
Bubbles Bubbles Blub Blub Afro Hair
Wow! You make a lot of bubbles!
We like to be squeaky clean!
All of our shampoo is on our hair!
Ha- ha hair! Ha- ha hair! Ha- ha hair!
EVEN LAS VEGAS WILL BURST OUT LAUGHING Ha- ha hair! Ha- ha hair! Ha- ha hair!
EVEN LAS VEGAS WILL BURST OUT LAUGHING
That was funny right? Hey, wasn't that funny?
EVEN LAS VEGAS WILL BURST OUT LAUGHING
I added that I'm washing my 'hair' in my laughter line as a joke.
EVEN LAS VEGAS WILL BURST OUT LAUGHING
I just pulled off a really hard stand up comedy joke!
EVEN LAS VEGAS WILL BURST OUT LAUGHING
Damn, there's no point in hiding our identities now!
Can you please pull the zipper down? Grab this and pull it all the way down. Right there. Right there.
Okay. Okay. I know. I know. I know. Can you please pull the zipper down? Grab this and pull it all the way down. Right there. Right there.
Okay. Okay. I know. I know. I know.
In a situation like this, it's polite to wait until they're ready, like in all other battle sequences and such.
This is pathetic.
Sorry to keep you waiting.
Let's get back to where we were!
Again I repeat! We shall take the three holy dildos from you!
Why? Why are you going against us?
The one who collects all seven holy dildos...
...will become the ruler of the universe, who controls time and space!
Ruler of the universe!?
Don't worry. It's something that doesn't concern you.
The Emperor, who was born to rule the universe, shall wield the swords we collect! Right, Victoria?
That's right.
The Emperor? Who's that?
This is stupid! There's no way I'm participating in such a questionable battle!
Hiromi! You're not going to fight with me?
It's all yours! I thought you liked that kind of fighting?
True, I don't hate it...
Well have fun then.
H... Hiromi!
Too bad you're all alone now, Yukito.
But don't worry.
There's a rule that states you can only fight one on one, when it concerns the outcome of the holy dildo.
The person who's going to take your sword is going to be...
Me!
I have no choice.
I'm burning up, Victoria!
You know how they say the quiet ones are the loudest in bed? I'm so looking forward to it!
Yeah!
Huh?
If you're going to do that, do it to mine!
But-but... The more you make me wait, the more my libido gets...
I can't wait any longer!
Huh?
UNBELIEVABLE
She disappeared!
UNBELIEVABLE
What's going on? We can't battle it out like this!
She used Earth Shaker's special power already! Victoria, you're so mean!
Special power?
*Request fromthe Director: Fromthis point on, please imagine that Victoria is invisible-*
What's going on? It must be Victoria! Damn, I won't be able to run away if I can't see her!
*Request fromthe Director: Fromthis point on, please imagine that Victoria is invisible-*
But it feels so good!
I can't hold it anymore!
Phew! That was a close one! If that got on Victoria, he'd be able to see where she is.
This is so heavenly! I can't hold it anymore!
Keep it cumming, Yukito! Use up all your energy and submit to us!
Is he invincible?
He's strong...
Is this the end?
I can't do it! I can't hold it in anymore!
SOUND OF BURDOCK AND THE SMELL OF MEAT
This is what happens when you put a cork up your bum and hold it in...
I can see Victoria!
Damn it! Doesn't my holy dildo have some kind of special power, too?
God, please! Give me your help!
THEN, AN UNBELIEVABLE AMOUNT OF LIGHT...!!
Alter Ego!
THEN, AN UNBELIEVABLE AMOUNT OF LIGHT...!!
Isn't this the lga & Koga ninja technique?
Thank you, God! When the battle is over I'll definitely go say thanks!
Even though I don't know where you live...
Payback is going to be double, triple what you did to me!
These were my grandmother's last words!
I'm still alive!
Yeah, fine! Beat it!
So, the game is over.
Here we go!
Yes!
But he came so much already! He can still keep going? Is Yukito a monster?
Okay... Now let's have a taste of this.
Damn it! I won't give in...
Victoria, I knew your pussy was going to feel so nice.
Take it! Take it!
Does it feel good, Victoria?
This can't be happening!
Yes! It's getting hot inside!
It's amazing! I never knew!
Might as well make effective use of my alter egos!
Well, if you say so.
I title it...
"Me All Over" Threesome Rally!
I guess now is the opportunity to try something I've always wanted to do.
No, not that!
Just think of it as an enema! I'm sure it'll clear up your insides!
It... it hurts! Just think of it as an enema! I'm sure it'll clear up your insides!
Lt... it hurts!
Whoa! It's nice and tight! I'll make of habit of this one!
We're not done yet!
Let's party!
A threesome!
Continuing with a foursome!
I'm losing track of what's going on!
Viva Battle Royale!
Victoria, you've been defeated.
I haven't lost!
If we keep going, you're going to die! Is that what you want?
Are you saying you're all right with not being able to feel ecstasy again?
COPY COPY COPY COPY
I can keep going!
COPY COPY COPY COPY
I... I give up.
I did it! I got me a holy dildo!!
Yukito, you fought well!
I'm sure you're tired, but I, Marigretle, am going to challenge you next!
Whaaaaat?
TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT EPISODE
One problem after another for Yukito.
TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT EPISODE
Will his next opponent also use her holy dildo's mysterious power as a battle strategy?
TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT EPISODE
And who is this Emperor that they speak of?
TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT EPISODE
The most unbelievable words out of the producer's mouth, next!
TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT EPISODE
To be continued in the next episode, chabu!
TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT EPISODE
Hey, how am I supposed to get home from here??
DIRECTOR