- 嘿 - 嘿 亲爱的 - Hey - Hi babe.
Dennis 你在干嘛 Dennis what are you doing
我要给你的墙上安一台电视机 我就是找不到钉子 I'm gonna mount a TV on your wall. I just can't find a stud.
所以你就在我墙上打了9个洞 So you made nine holes in my wall
不是 那是装架子的 笨笨 No those are for the shelves dummy.
电视就装这儿 会非常棒的 The TV is gonna go right here. It's gonna be awesome.
就像是 就像是医院里那样 It's gonna be-- It's gonna be like a hospital.
Dennis 我不要医院一样的电视 Oh Dennis I don't want a hospital TV.
我不要架子 那是谁的马 I don't want a shelf Whose horse is that
那是我表兄Teddy的大丹 That's my cousin Teddy's Great Dane.
我答应他帮他照看几个礼拜的 I told him I'd watch him for a couple weeks.
因为Teddy为了逃脱几个拿枪对着他的黑人时扭伤了脚 'cause Teddy broke his ankle running from some black guys that pulled a gun on him.
你为什么要强调那些抢劫犯是黑人 Now why is it important to tell me that the muggers were black
他们不是抢劫犯 他们是警察 They weren't muggers. They were cops.
那你干嘛不说他是从警察那儿逃走 So why don't you just say he was running from some cops
是你有种族歧视 认为他们不是警察 I don't know I mean you're a racist for assuming that they weren't cops.
你知道我对狗过敏的 You know I'm allergic to dogs.
过敏什么的 都是心理作用 Ack allergies are all mental.
嘿 Hey.
这TMD的是谁 Who the hell is this
那是Teddy That's Teddy.
出去 我要你们从这儿出去 Get out. I want you out of here
你不能赶我走 我爱你 You can't kick me out. I love you
不 不 拿着你的东西给我滚 No no get your stuff and get out.
我再也受不了了 I'm not doing this anymore.
你不能把我赶出去 我有居住权 You can't kick me out. I got squatter's rights.
到底是什么 是你爱我还是你有居住权 Which is it: you love me or you got squatter's rights
我不觉得它们有什么互斥的地方 I don't see why they're mutually exclusive
谢谢 Thank you.
Liz 终于做了啊 Oh Liz finally.
是时候和他分手 It's about time you broke up with him.
他就是一废物 He's a comple loser.
Jenna 别那么说 Oh Jenna don't say that.
你知道的 他还是有好的时候的 You know he had some good moments.
嗨 Hi.
我买了甜甜圈 I got donuts.
怎么了 棕眼睛 我做了辣椒 What's up brown eyes I made chili.
嘿 Hey
你要 不要叫点奶酪牛排 You wanna wanna order cheese steaks
貌似全和吃的有关啊 I guess they were mostly food related.
可他对我一直不错 But he was always nice to me.
没关系 Oh that's okay.
姑娘 你就尽情哭吧 Cry it out sister.
不 我才不是在哭呢 No I'm not crying.
我对那条该死的大丹过敏 I'm allergic to the stupid Great Dane.
那玩意儿今早舔了我的眼睛 That thing licked my eyes this morning.
等等 Wait a minute.
Dennis和那条狗还在你家 Dennis and the dog are still in your apartment
我给他一个礼拜时间找地方住 I gave him a week to find a new place.
我们彻底分手了 We're completely broken up.
真的话 我要带你出去庆祝 If that's true then I'm taking you out to celebrate.
女人之夜 我们会碰到新人 A girls' night. We'll meet some new people.
你是说迪斯科舞厅 Oh you mean like at a discotheque
老天 Oh boy.
我们什么时候能再见面 So when can we see each other again
你穿的是什么 What are you wearing
黑裙子 Black dress
黑长袜 Black stockings
参加葬礼啊 A funeral oh.
很抱歉 I'm sorry okay.
我一小时后打给你 对 再见 Let me call you back in an hour yeah bye.
你干嘛哭 Why are you cryig
Liberty昨晚又输了 The Liberty lose again last night
我没在哭 I'm not crying.
我过敏 I have allergies.
过敏全是心里作用 Lemon Allergies are all in the mind Lemon.
我以前对花生油过敏 I use to have a wicked peanut allergy.
而现在呢 瞧瞧 And now witness.
我知道从我的电话里 你能知道 我最近正约会呢 As I'm sure you surmised from that call I'm seeing a woman of late.
是吗 那个幸运的女人是谁 Yeah who's the lucky lady
我就这么说吧 她是布什政府的高层 Let's just say she's a high-ranking African-American member of the Bush administration.
你在和赖斯约会 Are you dating Condoleeza Rice
当时的美国国务卿
这我不能说 I'm not at liberty to say.
关键是 我的女朋友是个知识女性 和你很像 The point is my lady friend is an egghead much like yourself.
不是我一贯喜欢的那种 所以我需要你的建议 Not my usual thing and I need your advice.
最近我们的交流很成问题 We're having a lot of trouble connecting lately.
她走是到处飞 She does a lot of traveling.
对 在总统屁股旁边做事 Yeah and it must be hard for her to get cell phone reception
她一定也很难接电话 when she's so far up the president's butt.
看在你是个认不清状况的克林顿支持者的份上 I'm choosing to ignore that remark on the basis that you are a godless
我就把你刚说的自动略过了 glassy-eyed Clintonista.
现在呢 我要送我朋友一点私人的礼物 Now I wanted to get my friend something personal.
你说她会喜欢这个的标志着 Do you think she would prefer this handsome attach
"你是个有内容的女人 我尊重你"的东西 which says "You are a woman of substance and I respect you "
还是 or
还是女性用品包 this collection of ladies' unmentionables with snaps and openings all over the place
前面那个 Attach
好吧 知道了 I see okay.
Jenna请上舞台 Jenna to the floor please.
对 很不错 Yeah it's pretty good.
不过我觉得胸部应该再多摆动 But I think the boobs should swing more.
对 那么我就能说 Rodney 别逼我过去 Yeah then I could go: Rodney don't make me come over there
用我的波波砸你的头 " and beat you in the head with one of my boom-booms "
对 Yeah.
这简直骇人听闻 This is just appalling.
你有什么问题 What's your problem
我只是觉得老让黑人变装很不怀好意 I just think it's demeaning for a black man to do drag.
什么 大家都喜欢看男人变装 What Everybody loves a dude in a dress.
我的意思是 那是最好的笑点了 I mean those are the best Bugs Bunnies.
Frank 有很多黑人文化 Frank there are large pockets of African-American culture
是你们这些白人根本不懂的 that Caucasians know nothing about.
变装带来的侮辱就是其中之一 The stigma of drag is one of them.
随便啦 Whatever.
我以前演过女人啊 I've played a woman before.
Hunky Grandma Be Trippin 票房有9600万呢 Hunky Grandma Be Trippin' made $96 million.
我要说的是 让你变装 是白人在削弱你 All I'm saying is-- is drag is a way for Caucasians
并且让你看上去没有威胁的方法 to emasculate you and make you seem non-threatening.
我们绝不会在《黑人欢乐一家亲》 里这么低三下四 We never would have stooped so low on Black Frasier.
原剧 欢乐一家亲 全是白人
黑人欢乐一家亲 Black Frasier
Niles 这些博若莱葡萄酒简直完美 Niles this Beaujolais is impeccable.
味道甜美又成熟 It's both fruity and precocious.
这可不是这里唯一味道甜美又成熟的东西 That's not the only thing around here that's fruity and precocious.
我从来没听说过 黑人欢乐一家亲 I never heard of Black Frasier.
什么 What
那可是BET的热门剧 It was huge on BET.
Black Entertainment Television黑人娱乐电视台
每周四晚9点或9点15播放 Every Thursday night at about 9:00 or 9:15.
想想看 Tracy Think about it Tracy.
所有最好的黑人喜剧演员都会拒绝变装 All the best African-American comedians refuse to do drag.
Chris Rock不做 Cosby博士不做 Chris Rock doesn't do it. Dr. Cosby doesn't do it.
Bernie Mac不做 因为他太丑了 Bernie Mac doesn't do it 'cause he'd be ugly as hell.
算了吧 Forget it.
我不穿这些裙子了 这是对我们的偏见 I'm not wearing this dress. It's prejudicial.
多谢了 Thanks a lot.
那这个段子怎么办 Now what am I supposed to do with this sketch
我来吧 I'll do it.
我父母把我当女儿养了十年 I mean my parents raised me as a girl for like ten years.
怎么 我告诉过你们的 What I told you guys that.
这就是今晚的节目了 That's our show for tonight
下星期见 See you next week
晚安 Good night
还不错 我们会想想的 That's okay we'll think of something.
很好 再见 All right I'll see you.
周一晚是姑娘们的狂欢夜 Monday night is girls' night.
我9点半带你出去 I'm taking you out 9:30.
我知道个唱卡拉OK的好地方 能在唱歌的时候修脚趾甲 I know this great karaoke place where you can get a pedicure while you sing.
Jenna 去哪都行 Oh Jenna I'll go anywhere.
别是卡拉OK就行 拜托了 想想我们上次的合唱 Just please no more karaoke. Not after our last duet.
当我在这里 你就要在这里 When I'm right here you need to be here.
不是这里 这里太尴尬了 Not here. Here is embarrassing.
那好吧 Okay fine.
我没那么说 我说你是个漂亮的女人 I didn't say that. I said you're a beautiful woman.
我只是说你应该尝试下新发型 It wouldn't hurt to try something different with your hair.
看看这个 Check this out.
我认为Jack是在和赖斯约会 I think Jack is dating Condi Rice.
天哪 这可是大新闻 Oh God that's huge
不 不 我说的不是支撑 我说的是粘合 Oh no no. I never said braces. I said bonding.
伙计 那个Shamanda的角色是今晚最好的一个了 Dude that Shamanda character was the best thing of the night..
她那句台词是什么来着 再说一遍 What was her line Say it again.
Rodney Rodney
别逼我过去用我的波波砸你的头 Don't make me come over there and beat on you with my boom-booms
你害惨我了 You burned me
让黑人喜剧演员穿裙子没任何问题 There's nothing wrong with a black comedian wearing a dress.
Eddie穿了 Martin也穿了 Jamie Foxx Flip Wilson也穿了 Eddie does it Martin does it Jamie Foxx Flip Wilson.
晕 人家是女的
Whoopi Goldberg每天都穿 Whoopi Goldberg does it every day
你害我错失了这个经典桥段 You stole a franchise from me
Shamanda可以排成电影的 Shamanda could have been a movie
好吧 你得给他写个有意思点的段子 Okay you need to write something great for him
在他弄出什么乱子之前 before this becomes a problem.
我真的不知道要给他这样的人写什么东西 I wouldn't even know where to begin writing for a guy like that.
那就和他一起写 Then write something with him.
我们的小品应该不只是让大家笑 Our comedy gotta do more than make people laugh.
还得让人思考 Gotta make people think.
我想弄面能折射出我们社会的镜子 I wanna hold a mirror up to society
然后得到全世界最大镜子的记录 and then win world record for biggest mirror.
他完全正确 He's totally right.
一定要新鲜 Gotta be raw
我有个主意 你应该会喜欢的 I got a concept for a sketch I think you might like.
你和Jenna扮演从失落之城来的Sleestak一家 You and Jenna play Sleestaks from Land of the Lost
你想弄比小额贷款 and you're trying to get a small business loan.
什么 What
因为你要开家叫做Slee's Stacks的点心店 Because you want to open up a pancake house called Slee's Stacks.
你到底是不是黑人呀 Are you black
Jack 一切都好吗 Jack is everything all right
我想我终于知道为什么和我女朋友之间总那么困难了 I think I figured out why things have been so rocky with my lady friend.
我在街上 听不清楚你说的 I'm on the street. I can barely hear you.
她在劈腿 Liz She's cheating on me Liz.
我觉得还有另外一个男人存在 I think there's another man in the picture.
你确定吗 Jack Are you sure Jack
她看上去像个诚实的女人 'Cause she kind of seems like an honest lady.
我知道我在说什么 I know what I know.
下次我见到普京 我要把他的牙打下来 Next time I see Putin I'm gonna kick his teeth in.
有了 Oh here it is
"Izzle" Izzle.
黑人常用后缀
"可以在任何词后使用的后缀" "A suffix that can be used to take the place of anything."
你可真会咬文嚼字 Well now you're just being patronizzle.
patronize---patron"izzle" Well now you're just being patronizzle.
你知道谁会喜欢这样争吵吗 You know who would love this argument
我那个种族主义的祖父 My racist grandfather.
我以为和你一起是像兄弟一样合作 I thought writing with you was gonna be like two brothers writing together.
可我们说的好象都不是一种话 We're not even speaking the same language.
没错 That's right.
我说的是英语 I'm speaking English.
听着 你给我听着 Just listen just listen.
得了吧 是谁把你养大的 Come on who raised you
好让你穿这么体面地站在这里 Standing there with your pants that fit.
用着皮夹 喝星巴克 Using a wallet. Drinking Starbucks.
这又是什么 And what is this
那是我在哈佛的组合 叫Crocodillos That's my Harvard a capella group the Crocodillos.
我在Like A Prayer里有过独唱 I had a solo in Like A Prayer.
得了 你的根在哪里 Come on Where's your heritage
我的兄弟 我的伙计 My brother My homeboy
我的N My n--
Niggar 黑鬼
嘿 抱歉我晚了 Hey sorry I'm late.
感谢上帝你来了 Thank God you're here.
这地方让我觉得很不舒服 This place is creeping me out.
我觉得我做不来这个 I don't think I can do this.
你能做到的 他们都很帅 You're gonna be great. They're cute.
你觉得他们是在华尔街上班的吗 Do you think they're Wall Street guys
对 我觉得他们在约会强奸 Coke-ington Cheeseball 或者捷豹公司上班 Yeah I think they're from the firm of Date-Rape Coke-ington Cheeseball and Jag.
你至少得试一下嘛 You've got to give this a chance.
请原谅 这位子有人吗 Excuse me. Is this seat taken
伙计 你要我把衣服拿走 Oh really dude I gotta move my coat
那里有至少4个空位子 酷一点行不 There's like four empty seats down there. Can't you just be cool
那家伙想请你喝一杯 That guy wanted to buy you a drink.
真的 Really
可我已经有了 I already have a drink.
你觉得他会给我买跟芝士棒吗 Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks
你到底怎么回事 What is the matter with you
我不知道 我有点紧张和迟钝 I don't know I'm just nervous and rusty.
放松点 做自己就行了 Well just relax and be yourself.
给我来杯马天尼 Can I have a martini please Hi.
得了 他知道本拉登在哪里 Oh he knows where Bin Laden is come on
凯雷投资集团 优尼科石油公司 The Carlyle Group. The Unocal Pipeline.
瑞典首相 于1986年被刺杀
暗杀奥洛夫·帕尔梅 The assassination of Olof Palme.
得了吧 实践是真正的检验 Come on the proof is in the pudding.
这个很不错 Ooh these are good.
真的 你觉得她长的像Jessica Simpson Really you think she looks like Jessica Simpson
那么是个人 戴个金色假发都像Jessica Simpson了 You could put a long blonde wig on a ferret and it would like Jessica Simpson.
顺便说句 Jessica Simpson会觉得你们又老又恶心 And by the way Jessica Simpson would think that you are old and gross.
那就祝好运了 So good luck with that.
我真的不觉得我今晚能碰到什么人 I really didn't think I was gonna meet anybody tonight
可是你和我有那么多共同点 but you and I have so much in common.
还有 你的眼睛真的很漂亮 嗨 Also you have really pretty eyes. Oh hi.
我17岁就学到了真理 只有选美小姐们才能得到爱情 I learned the truth at seventeen. That love was meant for beauty queens.
嘿 你是存心让我们闹心吗 Hey you're bumming us out.
和那些皮肤白皙的高中女生 And high school girls with clear skin smiles.
那些年纪轻轻就结婚退休的人 Who married young and then retired.
我还以为酒吧要营业到4点呢 I thought bars were open till 4:00.
不是 是11点半 我送你上床 Nope 11:30. Let's get you to bed.
人力资源部的 from human resources.
嗨 Hi.
他告诉我说Toofer投诉说Tracy骚扰他 He told me that Toofer filed the harassment complaint against Tracy.
什么 What
现在我要去上敏感体验课了 Now I have to attend sensitivity training.
到底是什么问题 Toofer What seems to be the problem Toofer
Jordan先生用了N开头的那个字叫我 Mr. Jordan called me the N-word.
然后呢 And
我觉得我被冒犯了 And I was really offended.
因为 Because
因为那是种族歧视 Because it's a racial slur.
兄弟之间就是那么叫的 Brothers talk to other brothers like that.
我只是想友好点 I was being friendly.
没错 Toofer Yes Toofer.
最近的十年里 在黑人社区 You see in the last decade or so the African-American community
那个词已经发展出了另外的意思 has re-appropriated that word as a way of depriving it of its meaning.
不过别跟我的女朋友这么说 Just don't try to tell my girlfriend that.
对 Toofer 我觉得Tracy没有想要冒犯你 Yeah Toofer I really don't think Tracy was trying to offend you.
我们之间这么说没问题的 It's okay for us to use it with each other.
你也能那么叫我 这是一种爱称 You can call me that. It's a term of endearment.
听着 我不想惹麻烦 Look I'm not trying to cause any trouble.
我对于你为节目所做的事情很欣赏 And I confess I appreciate what you do for the show.
我也希望你当我的兄弟 我的伙计 我的N I want you to be my brother my homeboy my n--
会议改期 This meeting is adjourned.
你冒犯到我了 No cool homie
你太伤我的感情了 You might as well spread me down with a fire hose.
好像你有什么深仇大恨似的 Just sounds so hateful coming from you Ugh
我要投诉 I wish to file a complaint.
嘿 Hey.
Dennis 你在这里干吗 Dennis what are you doing here
我要搬走了 Hey I'm moving into my new apartment.
所以我最后要对你说几句 So I got one last thing to say to you
然后我就将永远消失在你的生活中了 and then I'll be out of your life forever.
"亲爱的Liz Lemon "Dear Liz Lemon
或许其他女人的胸比你更大 "While other women have bigger boobs than you
但是没人有你那样的心胸 "no woman has as big a heart.
当昨晚我看到你化妆 "When I saw you getting ready to go out
准备去勾引其他男人的时候 "and get nailed by a bunch of guys last night
我知道我们真的走到了尽头 "I knew for sure it was over between us.
自从1986年世界棒球联赛之后 我第一次哭了出来 "And for the first time since the '86 World Series I cried".
我哭的像个娘娘腔 "I cried like a big dumb homo".
如果是我的说的算的话 我要我们永远在一起 "And if it was up to me we would be together forever.
但是不幸有了“妇女解放运动” "But there's a new thing called 'women's liberation'
给了你们女人选择的权力 "which gives you women the right to choose
而你选择跟我分手 "and you have chosen to abort me.
我只能离开你重新生活 "And that I must live with.
所以当今晚你回到家 我会已经离开了 "So tonight when you arrive home I'll be gone.
我正式宣布放弃我的居住权 I officially renounced my squatter's rights."
我会永远爱着你 I'll always love you.
再见 祝好运 Good-bye and good luck.
我永远不会把你忘记的 I'll never forget you.
这就是为什么我们永远成不了 And that is why we are no longer a couple.
那个男人刚刚把心都交给了你 The guy just came in here and bared his soul to you.
你真的是铁石心肠 What are you made of stone
是我疯了吗 那家伙就是场灾难 不是吗 Am I crazy The guy's a disaster right
我不太清楚 Well I don't know.
我是说 没错 他是有点不上了台面 I mean yeah he's a little "bridge and tunnel "
可你也说了你们俩还是有过好时光的 but you did say you had some good times.
不 不 不 他同样也有糟糕的时候 No no no he had his bad moments too.
嘿 Hey.
三人行 Threesome
怎么样 How about it huh
恩 Mmm
我只是说 I'm just saying
经过昨晚的事件后 after last night
也许他对你而言也不是太糟 maybe he's not such a bad choice.
你是要我和Dennis复合 You are suggesting that I get back with Dennis.
也许吧 Maybe.
看 你是个写手 Look you're a writer.
写张Dennis好处和坏处的单子 Write a list of Dennis' pros and cons.
会很有帮助的 It's a very helpful exercise.
我就是这么选择滑板车而不是自行车的 It's how I decided to get a scooter instead of a bike.
你得承认 你总有时间留给托尼布莱尔 Well you have to admit there's always time for Tony Blair.
英国首相
叙利亚总统
总有时间留给巴沙尔·阿萨德 There's always time for Bashar al-Assad.
却从来没时间给Jack Donaghy 这就是问题所在 But there's never any time for Jack Donaghy and that's a problem.
去吧 接电话吧 对 Go ahead take the call yeah.
嘿 Dennis 你过来和Liz打招呼 Hey Dennis you drop by to say hi to Liz
你是说前未来Dennis太太 You mean the ex-future Mrs. Dennis
她又甩了我一次 She dumped me again.
很遗憾 I'm sorry to hear that.
你知道的 你想让人家高兴 可不是每次都成功 Yeah you know you try to make some people happy but it doesn't work all the time.
跟我说说 Tell me about it.
什么 你 What you
我真的不能说细节 I really can't go into detail.
那是关于我的女人和我在一起的时候 It's about when my woman and I are together
真费脑筋 真是 it's mindblowing. It's uh
有点下流 It's filthy really.
那问题是什么呢 So what's the problem
她就知道工作 Well she works all the time.
她总是飞来飞去 真让人头疼 She's always traveling it's a headache.
谁需要那个呀 Who needs that
所以我一直只和20来岁的姑娘约会 That's why I'm always dating 20-year-olds.
不 让我来告诉你些20来岁姑娘的事情 我的朋友 Nah let me tell you about 20-year-olds my friend.
她们中的一半只有16岁 要点建议吗 Half of them are 16. You want some advice
像你我这样的成功人士就是很难不自我啊 It's hard for alpha males like you and me to put our egos aside
但是如果她值得这么做的话 你就得做 but if she's worth it you make it work.
就像我表兄Teddy的狗 It's like my cousin Teddy's dog.
有时候它就是不想添我的脚 Sometimes he just doesn't wanna lick my feet.
所以我怎么做呢 我就把我的脚藏几天不让它看到 So what I do is I hide my feet from him for a couple of days
然后等它看到了 它就立刻兴奋了 and then when he sees them he goes bananas.
所以Jack 在这个例子中 Liz就是那条狗 So Jack in this example Liz is the dog.
我就是我的脚 And I am my feet.
明白我说的了吗 You see what I'm saying
是的 我想我明白 Yes I believe I do.
你们在这里都是因为和同事有问题 对不 Each of you is here because you are insensitive to a co-worker okay
你们也许用了一些词 我就拿"啊哈"来代替 You might've used one of the words I call the "uh-oh" words.
比如说 荡妇 Such as slut.
Ho.
恩 婊子 Uh bitch.
波一奥~婊~子 Biyatch.
Queerburger Queerburger.
皆为歧视同性恋用语
Faggotron Faggotron.
Gaybird Gaybird.
或者任何语言中的"黑人" Uh the word for black in any language
Nero noir schwartz negro kam-an-sek Nero noir schwartz negro kam-an-sek.
那么 还有吗 So. What else
我们还不能怎么说别人 What else can we not call each other
臭哄哄的拉丁人怎么样 How 'bout sweaty greaseball
非常好 这个相当粗鲁 Ooh very good. That's highly offensive.
有色人种 Person of color.
如果你那么说的话 Guess if you say it like that.
偷我手表的贼眉鼠眼的台湾人 Sneaky Taiwanese tranny who stole my watch.
啊 对 Ho-ho Yes
这些词非常不好 These words are terrible.
不过今天呢 我们要学着用种别的方式来沟通 But today we are going to learn to communicate in a different way.
我想从Tracy和James开始 And I would like to start with Tracy and James.
伙计们 Guys
现在 我知道你们俩昨天有过不愉快 Now I understand that the two of you got into a big 'ol conflict yesterday.
那么 我们就来解决吧 Tracy And let's work this out. Tracy.
你到底要对James说什么 What did you really want to say to James
我是想告诉他 他是我兄弟 I'm tryin' to tell him he's my brother.
我们是这个节目里仅有的两个黑人 We're the only two blacks on the show.
我们得想办法一起工作 We have to figure out a way to work together.
就像马丁.路德.金教授说的 我有种感觉 Like professor Martin Luther King said I have a feeling.
那是马丁.路德.金博士 他不是有感觉 他是有一个梦想 It's Dr. Martin Luther King and he did not have a feeling he had a dream.
啊 穿卡其布的家伙 Ah dude wear khakis.
TOM叔叔 开始咯 Uncle Tom party of one.
你要是从来没读过书的话就别瞎说 You can't call someone that if you've never read the book
什么书 What book
你知道我怎么想的 You know what I think
我觉得你因为是黑人而耻辱 你觉得你的社区对你是种侮辱 I think you're ashamed of being black and you're an embarrassment to your community
是因你而耻辱 I embarrass you.
你让我觉得耻辱 你知道为什么吗 You embarrass me and you know why
因为这个世界上的确存在种族主义者 Because there are racist people in this world
当他们看到你像个笨蛋一样 他们就会认为我们都是笨蛋 and when they see you act like a fool they assume we're all fools.
就是这样 就是这样 That's it This is it.
我们应该演个这么的小品 This is the sketch we should do.
什么 What
就这样 你和我 Right here you and me
这会是个有深度的东西 我们就该写这个 This is deep stuff goin' on. We gotta write this.
你说的没错 You're right.
Snoo博士 非常感谢 Dr. Snoo thank you very much
好了 Oh. Oh. Okay.
这可不符合规定 That's really against the rules.
Dennis Dennis
我的天 Oh my God.
我知道你可能会很感动 冰箱里有肉丸三明治" "I know this might be emotional for you so there's a meatball sub in the fridge."
有点 把电视装好了 "Pro. Fixed TV."
你好 我是Jones Hello I'm Star Jones.
欢迎来到Star Jones胃旁道厨艺秀 And welcome to the Star Jones Gastric Bypass Cooking Show.
恩 Mmm.
Liz 那个Tracy和我一起写的关于种族关系的段子呢 Liz what happened to the race relations sketch Tracy and I wrote
我们只有一个段子的时间了 Tracy挑了这个 抱歉 Oh we only had time for one more bit and Tracy picked this. I'm sorry.
我只能吃很小一块 Now you know I can only eat small portions.
老天啊 甜点 Oh my goodness Dessert.
没错 这个是比较有趣 Okay he's right this is funnier.
美国议员 同性恋
- 猜猜我昨晚在哪里 - Mark Foley的睡衣派对 - Guess where I was last night. - Mark Foley's pajama party.
不是 No.
坎大哈 Kandahar.
阿富汗 Afghanistan
对 Yeah.
坐着公司的飞机去和我的爱人约会去了 Took the corporate jet to hook up with my neo-con inamorata.
那么 很高兴你和你的秘密情人把问题解决了 Well I'm glad things are working out for you and your mystery lady.
其实呢 也没有啦 Well actually they're not.
我和她分手了 I broke up with her.
真的吗 Really
发生什么了 What happened
我终于认识到 我们俩不配 Well I finally realized that we're not compatible.
我的确喜欢性幻想 但是 阿布格莱布式的还是算了 I mean I'm all for fantasy role-play but Abu-Ghraib
美军在伊拉克的监狱 曾传出虐囚丑闻
反正 结束就好了 Well you know relationships end.
人总要往前看 People move on.
但我至少努力过 But I'm glad at least I gave it a shot.
谢谢Dennis给了我动力 Thank Dennis for making me do that.
Dennis Dennis
对 Yep.
我可能对他太刻薄了点 You know I might've been too hard on that guy.
他还行 He's okay.
Jack喜欢Dennis "Jack likes Dennis.
Jack喜欢Dennis "Jack likes Dennis."
在斯奈普 当水果成熟 他们就要 At Snapple when young fruit ripens they may want to
- 嘿 - 嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
我只是 顺道过来把圣诞礼物给你 I just um just wanted to drop off your Christmas present.
我已经买好了 就 I had already bought it for you so
很不错的公文包 因为你这么漂亮和重要 It's a fancy briefcase you know 'cause you're classy and important.
像个男人 Like a dude.
谢谢 Dennis Thank you Dennis.
我 还给你带了点抗组胺剂 I uh also got you some antihistamine.
以防你下一个男朋友有狗 你们要住在一起的话 In case the next guy you're with you know has a dog and you wanna stay with him.
总之 Anyway.
想一起吃饭吗 Do wanna eat
什么 What
我买了很多中餐 I got all this Chinese food.
我一个人吃不完 所以 I'm never gonna finish it by myself so
真的 For real
我去 拿个盘子 Should I um grab a plate
好的 给我拿瓶健怡可乐 Yeah. Get me a diet soda.
好的 Okay.
NBC一档关于犯罪的新闻节目
晚上好 欢迎收看日界线 Good evening and welcome to Dateline.
Chris Hansen有了最新的调查 Chris Hansen has our latest investigation--
有人吗 Hello
晚上好 先生 Good evening sir.
我是NBC日界线的Chris Hansen I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC.
能问问你来这里做什么吗 Can I ask you what you're doing here tonight
我是来找那个叫Mary的小妞的 Oh yeah I'm here to boff some chick named Mary.
小妞 Boff some chick--
老天哪 Oh my God.
你知道Mary多大吗 Do you know how old Mary is
知道啊 22岁 应该是吧 Yeah uh 22. I think.
能再说一次吗 You wanna try again
该死 Crap.
那姑娘说她16岁 可我发誓她看起来有22岁 That girl said she was 16 but I swear to God I could tell she was 22.
给我出去 Get out of my apartment
我们当时已经分手了 This happened while we were broken up.
不 不 不 不 我是对的 No no no no. I was right about you
这是缺点 你上日界线是缺点 This is a con by the way. You on Dateline is a con
知道吗 You know what
我就知道你会发火 I knew you wouldn't be cool about this.
我们完了 We're finished.
你不能甩我 我已经先甩了你的 You can't break up with me. I already broke up with you
好吧 Fine
那我们只能保留各自意见了 Then we agree to disagree