Let the women go.
I can't breathe!
Son of a bitch!
I'll be damned! Thanks, kid!
Ping, cut us loose!
Cut me loose!
Go ahead, cut me.
It's all right.
You okay, honey?
I owe you one, kid.
-The keys to your car? -They're in the car.
We need a radio.
We have to go.
How will we find them? We got to catch them assholes!
-3-William-56, this is Air 12. -We need your eyes, guys.
Looking for a black Mercedes and a black Continental.
Vicinity of Ladera at the 210 freeway.
Black Mercedes and black Continental?
Shouldn 't be hard to find in this town.
Just give it a shot, will you?
-Be cooperative. -That's a roger.
Will wonders never cease?
We've got 2 black Mercedes, one heading east, one west.
Eastbound's on the Valley View ramp.
We'll take it. Locate the Continental.
-Is it the right one? -I don't know.
We're going east and China's east.
-China's west too. -We can't divide.
Think positive!
You crossed two lanes!
You see him?
Watch the road!
I'd give my right arm for a siren!
Why'd they take the Hongs?
Maybe they're shaking them down for more money.
Hong's uncle paid already. He got in touch with his uncle.
He left him a message. It's how they know where I live.
There's the son of a bitch right there!
Bastards left us to burn! I want to talk with them.
You don't have any guns!
Get me near this trailer.
But you're driving!
No, you're driving!
There's cruise control. Just steer!
Why make shit complicated?
Closer. Don't be shy. Get up there!
Closer! Closer!
That's it!
Here, asshole! Come in!
I need to ask you something. Where's the Hongs?
Where are they?
Get him!
Highway Patrol, this is William-356, southbound on highway!
Officer in trouble! Oversized trailer.
LAPD! Pull over! LAPD!
LAPD! Pull over!
Pull over! See that?!
Right! Fuck you!
I got an ass with a phony badge trying to pull me over!
Get away from my boy!
Son of a bitch!
I got you!
Get in here!
Get the fuck in here!
Ready?
-Welcome back. -What a drag!
-Thanks, Rog. -And the Hongs?
We'll ask the other guy. Go!
Pull over! Son of a bitch!
Keep your hands inside, then!
Out of the way!
Wait! There he is!
Keep going!
We're gaining!
I got him!
You okay?
Yeah, I think my heart's still beating.
Maybe a little too close.
You are now entering an international holding area.
Please have proper documentation ready.
General.
Are you armed?
When will you have the money for their release?
Very soon.
Brother...it's been a long time.
It'll be our time again soon.
America has many laws.
But written by men.
Money can change everything.
-Sorry about your loss. -Thank you.
How's my hero?
He's a little sad, talking about his mom and dad.
Here's Butters.
How's it going?
Why are you here?
I heard it on the radio. I'm sorry about your house.
This is Detective....
Butters.
Trish, my wife.
Nick, Carrie...
...Rianne.
Everybody okay?
You know who did this?
It was Benny.
Leo!
-You got a phone? -The little Fonzie guy?
That's him.
-You be okay? -We'll be all right.
Call me.
He's there? We'll be right there.
-Butters, can you drive us? -Yeah, let's do it.
Leo's got him at the dentist. Let's go!
Sit down.
Captain Murtaugh...
...I know this is a bad time...
...but there's something you need to know about me.
I think I know what it is.
You do?
It's okay.
It is?
People have the right to do what makes them happy.
Just don't expect me to like it.
I know this must be hard for you.
It's impossible for me!
I hoped we'd get together for the holidays, say Christmas.
Why should we get together and see each other on Christmas?
-I'm trying to reach out. -Reach somewhere else!
Do what you want, but leave me out of it.
-I got it. -I don't want to hear about it.
Not a word.
Why you grinning? Think about how we can talk to Benny.
I got it all worked out.
What's the matter?
My ass hurts.
My tooth! Is this a dentist or proctologist?
-Please be quiet. -I'm trying! I'm in pain!
Why don't you go see your own dentist?
My dentist's in Detroit or I'd go!
-Oh, brother! -Oh, brother?! Get the dentist!
I'm sorry to bother you. It's an emergency.
A man walked in off the street.
He's in a lot of pain. You better come.
Okay, you can come in now!
-Leo can pull this off? -Leo's got a B.S. in B.S.
Coast is clear.
Talk to the hand! One second.
-Wait a minute. -Let me do my job!
You hurt me, I'll stick an egg roll up your ass.
Don't be alarmed. It's only a drill.
Don't say a word.
Shut up.
Where are the Hongs? Open wide and tell me.
I don't know any Hongs.
Their uncle paid you to get them out of China.
More smuggling? We went through that.
We're going through it again.
I have nothing to say.
These look very interesting.
You're not going to use it.
You won't shoot me.
-You're lousy cops. -We're good cops.
This will settle him down.
Breathe, Uncle Benny. Breathe!
Crank up the nitrous.
Crank that baby up.
You said it wouldn't hurt!
I'm holding this. Go ahead.
Deep! Right down to your toes.
-He's wasted! -Have some more.
He'll talk.
Good, breathe.
-That's me. -That's you.
Now, where are the Hongs?
-What's renminbi mean? -Renminbi means...
...renminbi.
-You're a funny guy. -This guy's wasting our time.
Time!
Time for Four Fathers!
Washington, Jefferson? Those guys?
Roosevelt?
I'm sleeping with my wife's 2 sisters.
You lucky son of a bitch!
That's a good one.
Not so good...
...when my wife finds out.
I don't need needles!
Let's shoot his legs with Novocain...
...and watch him try to get out of here.
What you got in your hands there?
A nut cup.
I got some big nuts!
That's nitrous...
...oxide!
Laughing gas!
We're stoned!
Murtaugh! Hurry up!
That's one funny son-in-law you got there, Rog.
After tonight it be too late.
Too late for what?
Why'd you call him my son-in-law?
Uncle Benny? He's too old.
Buy Four Fathers back at Four Fathers' store.
Why's he talking about his ancestors?
I don't know.
Why you call him my son-in-law?
Because I am!
I thought he was....
No, I'm....
Bloody marvelous!
Your baby is having my baby.
My baby is having his baby.
And your baby? Whoa, baby!
Whoa, baby! My baby!
What are you doing?
I couldn't stall anymore.
What happened?
Rog, look at this. Does that hurt?
Uncle Benny, anything happens to the Hongs...
...we'll come back and rip you a new one.
That's two for Benny.
Bloody marvelous!
-Are you crazy? -Why did you do that?
For keeping it from me and letting me think....
Hit him, not me.
As soon as we find the Hongs, we're getting into this.
Uncle.
You're all here?
All here.
What's going on?
As payment for bringing you to America...
...your uncle's working for us.
Now finish the job.
What job?
No time to talk now.
Take them to their new homes...
...and guarantee their safety. Then I'll finish.
Finish now or watch the others die.
Rimminy ?
A young bimbo? A jumping jiminy? I don't know.
I can 't remember.
No, Riggs. Renminbi.
Say that again.
That's it!
You got it.
Means, "people's money. "
People's money?
What else did Benny say?
He was talking about buying back his ancestors.
And about how tonight's...
...too late. Mean anything to you?
No, nothing at all.
And the guy who torched my house? Benny was afraid of him.
If Benny's scared, he's got to be a Chinese Triad.
Those guys kill anyone in their way.
Including cops...
...and their families. Watch your asses!
-Thanks, Ng. -Keep me posted.
Pick up your wife, my daughter.
-I'll get Trish, you get Lorna. -Her and Ping.
What?
You want to get married, don't you?
No.
Yes. Yes, I do.
But if you don't want to, it's okay.
Why didn't you tell me?
Because I didn't want to put any pressure on you.
If you want to someday, that'd be great.
If you don't...
...I love you.
I'll take you any way I can get you.
Feel that!
-Ping, feel the baby! -He's really dancing.
He's kicking. You feel him?
You're okay.
Riggs. Pick up, Riggs.
Riggs, it's Murtaugh.
I'm sick of these fuckers. Let's just find them and shoot them.
Meet me and Butters on South Spring.
What's going on?
They found my watch.
They killed Hong, his uncle, Uncle Benny too. Bodies are in there.
-Where's the rest of the family? -They're okay.
INS raided a Chinese sweatshop.
Hong's family was being held there and they led them back here.
They were making funny money.
Ink's still wet.
-Where are the faces? -It's why I call it funny.
Why are they making Chinese money?
Can they even exchange it here?
-Only in China. -Renminbi.
I remember.
Hong's uncle was an artist. Maybe an engraver.
Bringing over his family could've been how he was paid for the job.
-That's thin. -It's not.
Keep talking. What?
Benny said something about paying...
...buying back his forefathers.
What'd you say?
Benny said something about buying back his forefathers.
You said ancestors.
What's the difference?
The number four. Four Fathers.
They were the top guys of the Hong Kong Triad.
They disappeared from prison.
Reds jailed them when they took over Hong Kong.
I bet they're here.
Damn, we're good.
Grab Ping. I don't want him to see the bodies.
1 0 to 1 , I know where the money is...
...and where the Four Fathers are. Let me make a call.
Don't leave without us.
Good work! You must be a detective.
I have my moments.
Uncle Benny.
I was actually starting to like the old goat.
Bloody marvelous.
And it's fried rice, "you plick. "
-Which one is Hong? -In front of you.
I want a complete set of forensics on all three.
Dads and their kids.
I'll take care of yours, buddy.
We got to go!
-Take care of yourself. -Where're we going?
-L.A. Harbor. -What's there?
It's a foreign trade zone.
Shady deals with the Chinese military.
It's run by a corrupt Chinese general.
I got it, a corrupt Chinese general brought the Four Fathers here...
...and the Triad's buying their release.
That's what Uncle Benny meant by buying them back.
That general will shit when he sees the money's counterfeit.
Let's tell him.
Hi, gang.
LAPD.
I saw Hong.
This is what Benny meant by buying the Four Fathers.
Harpo, Groucho, Chico and Fucko. How are you, boys?
Who's the naughty general?
Who's been lining his pockets?
Naughty! Speaky English?
What do you want?
See this?
I hope you need lots of toilet paper back home.
That's all it's good for.
Take the Four Pops back to China. We don't give a shit.
The Four Pops!
Don't want them no more. It's counterfeit.
Triads never prosper cheating a general.
See for yourself.
Money losing face. General losing face.
Hard when Triad try to sit on it.
I fucked you. I fucked you!
We fucked you.
It's beautiful!
Don't we get a hand?
Keep your head down! Let them shoot each other!
Watch out!
Thanks!
Was this a good idea?
It was an idea!
1 1 in the mag, 1 in the pipe. You?
Wheel gun. 6 shots.
Four!
Why are you lying to me?
I.A. says you're on the take.
I'm on the take?!
I think it's crazy! But you're spending lots of money!
You ever hear of Ebony Clark?
Yeah! She writes those cheesy sex novels!
Are you boinking her?
No, I'm not boinking Ebony Clark!
Trish is Ebony Clark.
You are boinking her!
Yeah, I'm boinking her.
Too embarrassing to tell anybody.
Yeah, I don't blame you.
-She makes lots of money. -How many you got?
Two.
I'll look for more ammo.
Who's in white pajamas?
Wah Sing Ku. The Four Father with him is his older brother.
No kidding?
-Hey, Butters. -Shit! Shit!
Now you got my name right.
I'm out. I got to find some rounds.
I'll help you.
Never been shot before.
Take care of my son-in-law.
-You all right? -No, I got my ass kicked again.
Shit, I'm out.
I hit the bastard. I thought I missed him. Where'd they go?
Come on!
We got Door Number 1 , Number 2, or Number 3.
-Looks like Number 2, Monty. -Let's go.
What's behind Door Number 2? Bingo.
Now you've done it.
Now he's really pissed.
Son of a bitch will be a handful.
Since I met you, I've done some hairy shit. But this won't happen.
I'm going to be a grandfather...
...and you and Lorna will have a baby.
He ain't worth dying for, Riggs.
Yeah, you're right.
If he gets away we can track him down later...
...with a howitzer or something.
Your son-in-law's bleeding. We should get him and go.
-Shit, it's raining. -I'm too old for this shit.
Guy's too damn good.
How'd he do that thing with the gun?
He took my gun apart with one move. How'd he do that?
How?
Yeah, okay.
Let's go ask him.
Are you up there?
Are you all right?
Where are you, Riggs?
Will it to me, Riggs!
Where are you?
Will it to me!
Will me, Riggs.
You going to have a baby. Will me!
You son of a bitch. God! Will me!
I hear you, Riggs.
I got you! I'm coming!
I heard you, Riggs!
You willed me to it!
What took you so long?
What the hell do you mean?
I was knocked down over here! I couldn't even get up!
Come back here!
Let's go home, man.
Let's get out of here.
I haven't been here enough lately, Vicky. I'm sorry.
I need to talk to you about Lorna. Me and Lorna.
It's like this. She wants to get married...
...and I love her. I won't lie to you. I do.
And I want to make her happy.
I'm looking for help here, honey.
I don't know what to do.
Funny talking to you about this stuff...
You want to get yourself shot?
What the hell are you doing here?
I was tailing you.
Sorry.
I'll leave you alone. I guess you want to be alone.
I'd appreciate it.
When I was a kid I had a pet frog.
What?
Give me a second. Let me tell you this.
I had this pet frog, name was Froggy.
He was my best friend in the world.
I didn't have lots of friends. In fact...
...I had no friends.
I used to kiss the frog too.
I thought maybe...
...it would turn into a princess since I was a boy.
And it could be...
...my mother.
They told me that she left or something.
And my father was no bargain.
And so, just the frog...
...Froggy, was my friend.
I loved him and took him everywhere with me.
I was riding my bike one day...
...he jumped out of the box...
...and I ran him over with the back tire.
I killed him.
I was really heartbroken. Really.
He was my best friend, the only thing I ever loved.
And then I met you...
...and Roger.
You looked after me a lot more than you had to.
I'm terrible to you, Leo.
No, it's okay.
It's okay.
You're my family...
...and my friends.
You're not better friends than Froggy, just different.
I just thought that might be relevant.
Okay, I'll leave you alone now.
I got a funny f...
What's wrong?!
I'm having a baby.
Lorna beeped me.
Yes, it's Lorna. She's having the baby.
-I'll get the car. -I'll be behind you.
You picked a strange angel, honey.
But I got the message.
I got the message.
I'll always have this.
Always have you.
In here and here.
Thanks, honey.
I got to go. Bye.
I am not ready to have this baby!
You're as ready as you're going to be.
Fine! Just wheel me in.
My legs are staying closed!
Give me this!
Ma'am, let go!
I am a police officer! And I am not ready!
Are you all right?
-Are you the husband? -Yes.
Honey, are you all right?
No, I'm not.
I said I didn't want to get married, but I do.
I want to be a wife before I'm a mother.
I know you don't want to.
-You said "okay"? -Yes, I did. Okay.
Let's do it.
He said okay.
-Congratulations. -He said okay, Leo.
Oh, my God!
What's that smell?
I was on my way to the toilet and she grabbed me.
-I'm so sorry. -Have a nice baby!
I'm so sorry.
Will you marry me?
You bet I will.
Let's go.
I'm not going! Wait!
-Get a minister. -Now?
Now. We're getting married. Here comes another one.
We need a license...
I want to hear it before the baby comes!
It's coming now.
Listen, I am getting married or there is no baby.
This could be an aspect of a transition phase.
This is no goddamn aspect of a transition phase!
Honey, everybody, calm down.
Calm down. Okay?
Get a priest, minister, anything.
Go get a priest! Goddamn it, Leo!
I got it. Okay.
Pant, pant, blow. Remember Lamaze class?
Pant, blow. Come on!
But I want to say "I do. "
Here he is!
This is Rabbi Gelb.
A rabbi?
You said anything.
He'll do.
For what I'll do?
We'd like you to marry us. Please.
-You're Jewish? -Not necessarily.
-You got a license? -No.
Please don't go!
She needs to hear the words before the baby comes.
Are you both serious? I don't have time for hijinks.
We're very serious.
I could do it. It wouldn't be official.
I just want to hear the words.
What the hell! Your names?
I'm Martin and this is Lorna.
Martin and Lorna.
What am I doing? How do the goyim do this?
Dearly beloved!
Dearly beloved, marriage is a spiritual union....
Faster! She's heading for the home stretch.
Martin, will you take Lorna to be your wife?
Will you honor, love, etc...
-...till death do you part? -I will.
Lorna, will you take Martin to be your husband?
-I do. -The same thing.
I pronounce you man and wife.
You may kiss the bride. You already did.
-Let's go. -No, wait!
Hold it!
What is it?
Let me have this glass!
No, goddamn it! What are you doing?!
Talk to the hand! I'll be right back.
You know how long it took me to fill that thing? All day!
This is unsanitary. What is this?
-Break the glass. -I'll get piss on my shoes!
You got to do this!
Mazel tov !
Come back here, you little son of a bitch!
Pant, pant, blow.
Leo, please.
Your work is over here. I think someone else needs you.
Good luck, Lorna, Riggs.
Thanks a lot.
Stick around. Meet the kid.
Good luck, Lorna!
Here it comes.
Here he is.
He's looking right at you. He knows it's you.
Rog, look what I found.
-Look at that. -What a beauty!
Look at those eyes!
-He looks like his mother. -Yes, he does.
Murtaugh!
No, Butters!
Butters' baby. Better not be Murtaugh.
It's Butters.
Look at that baby.
Look at the hair.
That's my baby!
Look at her. You're so cute. Look at you!
27 people, nobody thought of bringing a camera?
Leo, your plastic's flaccid.
These machines wreck your plastic, then give you the camera.
The camera doesn't work. They're trying to...
What are you doing here?
Look at these two babies.
A little something from the squad.
-Give back the captain badges. -Why?
Congratulations, you're sergeants again. The city's self-insured.
I thought they'd make us president.
By the way, Grandpa, you owe the chief one.
He went to the INS...
...and they're giving asylum to the Hongs.
All right!
We're going to take a picture.
Squeeze together. Candy stripers out.
Out! Okay. Out!
I can't. There's not enough room.
You got to back up.
I'm taking big steps!
Get this guy to take it.
Doc, can you take a picture of all of us?
It's my best man, after all.
Get my grandbaby in it too.
Are you all friends?
No. We're family!
Okay, on 3.
One, two, three!
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