谢谢你做我的朋友
Thank you for being a friend.
旅行数日后又重回此处
Traveled down the road and back again.
你的心是如此真诚
Your heart is true.
你是我的贴心好友
You're a pal and a confidante.
若你要开个派对
And if you threw a party.
邀请所有熟人到场
lnvited everyone you knew.
你将发现最好的礼物是我送出的
You would see the biggest gift would be from me.
贺卡上将会写着
And the card attached would say.
感谢你与我为友
“Thank you for being a friend"
黄金女郎 第七季 第七集
翻译：古镇少年
♪天堂
♪ Heaven
♬我在天堂
♪ I'm in heaven
♬我的心怦怦直跳 让我很难……♪
♪ And my heart beats so that I can hardly... ♪
你们都在看什么?
What are you all looking at?
你
You.
你为什么这么高兴?
What are you so happy about?
以我对桃乐茜的了解 只有一件事能让她这么开心
If I know my Dorothy, there's only one thing that makes her this happy.
你要回养老院了?
You're going back to Shady Pines?
不 你这个白痴 她有个约会
No, you moron. She has a date.
哦
Oh.
这是真的吗 桃乐茜?你今晚有约会吗?
Is that true, Dorothy? Do you have a date tonight?
萝丝 我是说 这是一个非常私人的问题 当然!
Rose, I mean, that's an awfully personal question to... Yes!
天啊桃乐茜·兹博纳克周六晚上有约会
Oh, good God. Dorothy Zbornak has a date on a Saturday night
而布兰琪·德弗罗却没有
and Blanche Devereaux does not?
这听起来像是史蒂芬·金会写的书哎
That sounds like an idea for a Stephen King book.
我本来不想告诉你我今晚要和谁出去
Well, I wasn't going to tell you who I'm going out with tonight
因为我怕这会伤害你的感情
because I thought it might hurt your feelings,
但我现在意识到这是个加分项
but I realize now that's a plus.
碰巧我要和
It so happens I'm having dinner
李·卡根医生吃晚饭 他开了一家医疗公司
with Dr. Lee Kagan, a medical corporation.
不是我们的卡根医生吗?
Not our Dr. Kagan?
是我爱的那个李·卡根医生吗？
The Dr. Lee Kagan I love more than life itself?
卡根医生吗?
Dr. Kagan?
哎哟哟 宝贝 他好有钱的
Hubba-hubba-zing-zing, baby, he's got everything.
但我在卡根医生面前脱了三年的衣服
But I've been disrobing in front of Dr. Kagan for three years.
他见过我这等尤物为什么还要约你出去?
Why would he ask you out when he's seen the promised land?
我真的不知道
I really don't know.
太多人见过了?
Too many squatters?
别等我了
Don't wait up.
等下 他不来接你?
Hold it right there. He's not picking you up?
什么样的男人不去接他的约会对象?
What kind of guy doesn't pick up his date?
不 我们决定在酒店见面 没什么大不了的
Oh, no, we just decided to meet at L'Auberge. It's no big deal.
哦 等一下
Oh, wait just a minute.
这整件事就是个骗局 对吧?
This whole thing is a trick, isn't it?
你只是想让我们以为你在和卡根医生约会
You're just tryin' to make us think you're goin' out with Dr. Kagan.
我没有说谎
I am not lying.
你只是嫉妒这个事实
You're just jealous about the fact
我周六晚上有约会而你没有
that I have a date on a Saturday night and you don't.
周六晚上?太小儿科了
Saturday night? Kids' stuff.
周二早上走运的话 再给我打电话
Get lucky on a Tuesday morning, then call me.
我又不喜欢交警
I guess I'm just not attracted to crossing guards.
桃乐茜 有个人在我家门前放了把折叠椅
Dorothy, a guy sets a folding chair up in front of my house,
我想知道更多
I want to know more.
好了 我走了
Well, I'm off.
如果你今晚有事可做 萝丝
If you need something to keep you occupied tonight, Rose,
你为什么不拿出一本好书 看看能不能找到沃尔多呢?
why don't you take out a good book and see if you can find Waldo?
我从来都不喜欢她
I've never liked her.
我不管桃乐茜怎么说
I don't care what Dorothy says.
任何不去女士家接她去约会的男人
Any man who doesn't pick a lady up at her home for their date
就是个混蛋 简单明了
is a jerk, plain and simple.
是啊 他显然是个混蛋
Well, yeah, he's obviously a jerk.
他要带她去酒店
Well, he's taking her to L'Auberge.
混蛋们喜欢那个地方
Jerks love that place.
我和世界上最大的混蛋去过一次
I went there once with the biggest jerk in the whole world.
就在查理死后
It was right after Charlie died.
我刚搬到迈阿密 我很脆弱
I had just moved to Miami, I was very vulnerable,
我做了一件我…
and I did something that I...
我想是有点傻
I guess was a little dumb.
不是吧
No.
我当时去相亲
I agreed to go out on a blind date.
这是我最喜欢的餐厅
This is my favorite restaurant.
你以前来过这里吗?
Have you ever been here before?
不 我刚开始重返社交舞台
No, I'm just starting to get back in the social scene.
这并不容易
And it isn't easy.
外面的混蛋太多了
There are just so many jerks out there.
你不用担心我
You don't have to worry about me.
我太普通了 我很无趣
I'm so normal, I'm dull.
哦 你不无趣啊
Oh, you're not dull.
我是说 和不约会相比
I mean, compared to not dating at all.
萝丝 也许我不应该这么说
Rose, maybe I shouldn't say this,
因为我希望有一天能成为最高法院的法官
because some day I hope to be a Supreme Court Justice,
但你真是个宝贝
but you are quite a babe.
谢谢你！
Thank you.
哦 这是个好地方 你经常来这里吗?
Oh, this is a nice place. Do you come here a lot?
哦 不 不完全是
Oh, no, not really.
我没有太多的社交生活
I don't have much of a social life.
这就是你带廉价假金发荡妇来的地方
So, this is where you bring your cheap, fake-blonde floozies.
约翰 你让我恶心
John, you disgust me.
在我看来 我们已经结束了
And as far as I'm concerned, we're through.
那是谁?
Who was that?
我的妹妹
My sister.
我推荐……
May I recommend the...
白葡萄酱汁鸡肉？
The Poulet Veronique?
约翰 我有个规矩 如果我不会发音
John, I have a rule. If I can't pronounce it,
我就不会吃它
I don't put it in my mouth.
对了 他们有古根福罗欧特吗?
Say, do they have gougenflucter?
艾伦艾伦 请跟我谈谈
Alan. Alan, please talk to me.
你不接我电话 不回我的信
You haven't answered my calls. You don't answer my letters.
艾伦 求你了 我要说什么
Alan, please. What can I say?
我要怎么做才能让你回来?
What can I do to get you back?
艾伦?
Alan?
昵称
Nickname.
苏珊 拜托 苏珊
Susan, uh, Susan, please.
现在不是时候 也不是说话的地方
Uh, this is not the time or the place.
是我的问题是吗?我把你赶走了
It's me, isn't it? I've driven you away.
如果我染了头发呢?
What if I dyed my hair?
我甚至会染成那种颜色
I'd even dye it that color.
如果他们还生产这种颜色的话
If they still make that color.
苏珊 结束了 你得接受现实
Susan, it's over, and you have to accept that.
提醒你一句 我还没有给你的期末考试打分
And a word of warning, I haven't graded your final exam yet.
那么 我们分开点主菜 然后一起吃好吗?
So, shall we order separate entrees and share?
等等 那是谁?
Hold it, who was that?
好吧 好吧 我和女人有过几次不好的关系
Okay, okay, so I've had a couple of bad relationships with women.
这并不罕见
That's not so unusual.
现在 我们的服务员在哪里?将……
Now, where is our waiter? Would...
侍应
Oh, waiter!
哎哟哟 彼得
Well, well, Peter.
我们只是随风摇摆 不是吗?
We just swing the way the wind blows, don't we?
这是谁?葛琳达 北方的好女巫?
And who's this? Glinda, the Good Witch of the North?
你让我恶心
You disgust me.
在你那样对待我之后
After the way you've treated me,
我应该把你的眼睛挖出来
I should scratch your eyes out.
打电话给我
Call me.
牌友
Poker buddy.
我觉得这顿饭不是个好主意
You know, I don't think this dinner was such a good idea.
萝丝 请不要草率下结论
Now, Rose, please don't leap to conclusions.
对不起 约翰 我想我还是打车回家吧
I'm sorry, John, but I think I'll just catch a cab home.
萝丝 你让我伤心
Rose, you're hurting my feelings.
相信我 事情不是你想的那样
Believe me, this is not what it seems.
约翰·帕特里克·安德森是个普通人
John Patrick Anderson is a regular guy.
-什洛莫·齐格勒? -在?
Shlomo Ziegler? Yes?
你被捕了
You're under arrest.
你在高速公路上闪人的日子结束了
Your days as the Freeway Flasher are over.
我知道你在想什么 萝丝 但你错了
I know what you're thinking, Rose, but you're wrong.
如果我能被保释 我很想明晚见你
And if I can make bail, I'd love to see you tomorrow night.
我不这么想
I don't think so.
我可以打电话给你吗?我还能打一个电话
May I call you? I--I get one phone call.
天哪
Men.
我想我们都需要一个拥抱
I think we both need a hug.
哦 他真是个混蛋
Oh, he was such a jerk.
第二次约会时他还是那个德性
And he was no better on our second date.
我真不敢相信我的闺女和那家伙约会了三个小时
I can't believe my pussycat's been out with that guy for three hours.
我开始担心了
I'm getting worried.
也许我应该叫警察
Maybe I should call the police.
不 他可能没事
Nah, he's probably okay.
哇 都半夜了
Wow, it's after midnight.
她一定玩得很开心
She must be having a good time.
-不一定 -你是什么意思?
Not necessarily. What do you mean?
你不记得几年前我们的一次约会了吗?
Oh, don't you remember a date you and I had a few years back?
-哦 新年夜 -啊哈
Oh, that. New Year's Eve. Uh-huh.
哦 我想起来了 你和桃乐茜在纽约
Oh, I remember. You and Dorothy were in New York,
我本来打算一个人过夜的
and I had planned to spend the evening alone.
当然 那是在布兰琪把那两兄弟带回家之前
Of course, that was before Blanche brought those two brothers home
从酒吧带回来的
from the Rusty Anchor.
你怎么能这样对我 布兰琪?
How could you do this to me, Blanche?
你知道我今晚想一个人过
You knew I wanted to spend tonight alone.
萝丝 没有人想在新年前夜一个人过
Rose, nobody who says they want to be alone on New Year's Eve
没有人想
ever really means it.
我就想
I did.
你真是个怪胎
Well, you're a freak.
再说了 半夜没人吻你会倒霉的
Besides, it's bad luck if you don't get kissed at midnight.
我的新年之吻是一年中最重要的
Why, my New Year's Eve kiss is the
most important one of the whole year.
它为接下来的365天定下了基调
It sets the tone for the next 365 days.
有一年 我没有在新年夜午夜被吻
One year, I didn't get kissed at midnight on New Year's Eve,
直到橙碗比赛之后我才走运
I didn't get lucky till after the Orange Bowl.
如果你只在乎被吻
Well, if being kissed is all you care about,
你为什么不干脆待在锈锚酒吧?
why didn't you just stay at the Rusty Anchor?
哦 太拥挤了
Oh, it was too crowded.
他们又把你赶出去了 是吗?
They threw you out again, didn't they?
好像我是唯一一个在水手嘴里调酒的人
Like I'm the only person who ever
mixed a margarita in a sailor's mouth.
嗨 大家好
Hi, fellows.
这是你们俩可以吃的东西
Here's something you two can nibble on.
还给你们带了些开胃小菜
And we brought you some hors d'oeuvres, too.
萝丝 你不是有什么东西要给阿尼看吗?
Rose, isn't there something you want to show Arnie out on the lanai?
哦 既然你提到了 布兰琪……
Oh, now that you mention it, Blanche...
不 没有
No, there isn't.
萝丝 你还记得我让你离开的信号吗?
Rose, you remember our signal when I want you to leave?
你不会在大家面前打我的
You wouldn't hit me in front of company.
来吧 阿尼 我..我要给你讲个谜语
Come on, Arnie, I--I want to show you the answer to a riddle.
什么东西是来自爱尔兰的 整晚留在外面？
What's Irish and stays out all night?
我不知道 是什么 萝丝?
I don't know. What, Rose?
帕蒂奥家具
Paddy O'Furniture.
Paddy O'是爱尔兰常见的姓
我会让你为此付出代价的 鲍勃
I'm gonna get you for this, Bob.
鲍勃 咱们终于可以独处了
Well, Bob, I finally have you all to myself.
要不我给我们弄点喝的吧?
Why don't I fix us some drinks, huh?
事实上 我不喝酒
Actually, I don't drink.
那我知道怎么让我们放松了
Oh, then I know what'll loosen us up.
我们可以用我从丹麦买来的成人扑克玩个游戏
We can play a game with my naughty cards from Denmark.
A很高 我很疯狂
Aces are high and I'm wild.
我也不赌博 布兰琪
Well, I really don't gamble either, Blanche.
哦 相信我 这不是赌博
Oh, believe me. It's no gamble.
但你知道我喜欢什么吗?
But you know what I do like?
我喜欢音乐
I like music.
音乐吗?太好了 我们可以跳舞了
Music? Well, wonderful, we can dance.
是啊 我们可以跳那种热辣的南美舞蹈
Oh, yeah, we can do one of those hot, sweaty South American dances
他们在街上看 因为他们没有电视机
they do in the street 'cause they don't have television sets.
你又难到我了 布兰琪我不跳舞
Well, you got me again, Blanche. I don't dance.
你不喝酒 不赌博 不跳舞
You don't drink, you don't gamble, you don't dance.
天哪 你是什么 牧师吗?
By God, what are you, a priest?
是的
Yes.
那么 你们是哪里人?
So, uh, where are you guys from?
我想我听出了口音
I think I detected an accent.
这有什么关系?
What does it matter?
生活就是一个充满了肮脏和绝望的无底洞
Life is just one bottomless pit of muck and despair.
让我猜猜 新泽西?
Let me guess. New Jersey?
萝丝 我不能骗你 即使在新年前夜
Rose, I can't pretend, even on New Year's Eve.
事实是 我最近失去了我心爱的妻子
The truth is, I recently lost my beloved wife.
她走了
She's gone.
在这样的夜晚 它……
And it's on nights like this when it...
真的很让我难过
It really hits me.
哦 阿尼 我很抱歉
Oh, Arnie, I'm so sorry.
你知道 就是这样的时刻
You know, it's moments like this
让我们明白时间能治愈一切
that it helps to know that time heals all.
你知道还有什么会有用吗?
You know what else works?
背部按摩
A good back rub.
所以我四个月前离开了神职
So I left the priesthood four months ago.
这对我来说是一个非常艰难的决定
It was a very difficult decision for me.
但经过一番自我反省
But after a lot of soul-searching,
大家都认为我在外面可以做得更好
everybody agreed that I could do more good on the outside.
对 对 对
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
所以…
So...
我想这四个月就像一场盛大的派对 对吧?
I guess these last four months have just been one big party, huh?
我还没去过迪斯科舞厅 如果你是这个意思的话
Well, I haven't been to any discotheques yet, if that's what you mean.
事实上 今晚是我哥哥阿尼把我拖出来的
Actually, my brother Arnie dragged me out tonight.
这是我第一次约会
This is my first date.
你的意思是……
You mean...
你的第一次约会?
Your first date ever?
是的 我从来没有和女人在一起过
That's right. I've never been with a woman.
好吧 不是圣经意义上的
Well, not in the biblical sense.
哎呀 我又来了
Whoops, there I go again.
你可以把这孩子带出神学院……
You can take the boy out of the seminary...
让我把事情搞清楚
Let me get this straight.
嗯…
Um...
你从来没有……
You've never...
从来没有?
Never, ever?
一次也没有
Not once.
你想过吗?
Have you even thought about it?
一直都在想
Only all the time.
说实话 我从来没见过裸女
To be honest, I've never even seen a naked lady.
所以我们在这里说的是
So what we're saying here is,
你还是处男?
you're a virgin?
处男
A virgin.
哦 上帝
Oh, God.
这激发了我作为艺术家的潜质
This brings out the artist in me.
所以你可以想象农夫冈林格有多欣慰
So you can imagine how relieved Farmer Gunlinger was
当他抬头一看 发现树上的不是他的牛
when he looked up and saw it wasn't his cow up in that tree.
阿尼 什么……怎么了?
Arnie, what... What's the matter?
奶牛的故事
The cow story.
我妻子的名字叫埃尔西
My wife's name was Elsie.
大萧条时期产生的奶牛吉祥物 一个乡村奶牛形象
哦 阿尼 我很…
Oh, Arnie, I'm so...
我怎么才能让你好受点?
How can I make you feel better?
你知道什么能让我感觉好点吗?
You know what would make me feel better?
你可以抱着我
You could hold me.
这样怎么样?
Now, how's that?
更好
Better.
来了
Here we go.
布兰琪 你真的没必要这么做
You know, Blanche, you really don't have to do this.
哦 但我想这么做 鲍勃
Oh, but I want to, Bob.
你的第一次应该很特别
Your first time should be really special.
你需要一个不会让你紧张的女人
You need a woman who won't make you nervous
或者对你提出不切实际的要求
or put unrealistic demands on you.
一个温柔 善良 亲切的女人
A woman who'll be tender and kind and gentle.
那根马鞭到底在哪儿?
Where the heck is that riding crop?
你确定这能帮你走出悲伤吗?
Are you sure this is helping you get over your grief?
我想是的
I think so.
但你知道什么能让我感觉更好吗?
But you know what would make me feel even better than this?
什么
What?
一个..一个吻 新年夜之吻
A--A kiss. A New Year's Eve kiss.
哦 我不知道
Oh, I don't know.
为了纪念我已故的妻子
In memory of my late wife.
既然你这么说 我…
When you put it that way, I...
你知道什么能让我感觉很棒吗?
Now, you know what would make me feel really great?
告诉我你现在的感觉 鲍勃
So, tell me how you're feelin', Bob.
紧张
Nervous.
兴奋
Excited.
精神上的困惑
Spiritually confused.
我提到过兴奋吗?
Did I mention excited?
让游戏开始吧
Let the games begin.
哦 天哪
Oh, boy.
那么 我该怎么开始呢?
So, how do I start?
我们怎么开始呢 鲍勃
Oh, how do we start, Bob.
大部分来说
Well, 98 times out of 100,
我觉得最好的开始是一个吻
I think the best way to start is with a kiss.
另外一小部分是什么?
What are the other two?
慢慢来 鲍勃 慢慢来
Baby steps, Bob. Baby steps.
哦天哪
Oh, boy.
你又恶心又变态
You are gross and disgusting
你让我起鸡皮疙瘩
and you make my skin crawl.
你可以帮我改变
You can help me change.
萝丝 怎么了?
Rose, what's going on?
阿尼以为我要跟他上床是因为他老婆死了
Oh, well, Arnie thinks I'm gonna sleep with him because his wife died.
等等 埃尔西没死
Hold it, Elsie's not dead.
她在萨拉索塔的减肥中心
She's at a fat farm in Sarasota.
现在真相大白了 萝丝 你不为我感到难过吗?
Now the truth's out, Rose, don't you feel sorry for me?
滚出去!
Get out!
-打电话给你吗? -滚出去!
Call you? Get out!
男人到底怎么了?
What is it with men?
你为什么要和一个你才认识几个小时的人做爱?
Why would you want to have sex with somebody
you've only known a few hours?
萝丝
Rose.
为什么他们不能理解性是不好的
Why can't they understand that sex is no good
如果不是和你爱的人一起做?
if it isn't with someone you love?
萝丝
Rose.
一想到这个我就觉得很脏
Oh, the very thought of it makes me feel dirty.
萝丝!
Rose!
哦天哪 她是对的 我确实觉得很脏
Oh, gosh. She's right. I do feel dirty.
好吧 别担心 你会习惯的
Well, don't worry. You'll get used to it.
布兰琪 我要回家了
Blanche, I'm going home,
我要双膝跪地 乞求主的原谅
getting down on my knees, and begging for forgiveness.
是的 我们可以这么做
Yeah, we can do that.
等等!
Wait!
但我没有得到新年之吻呢
But I didn't get my New Year's kiss,
现在都快半夜了!
and it's almost midnight!
真讨厌
Darn it.
我要在午夜亲吻别人了
I gotta kiss somebody at midnight.
五 四 三 二 一……
Five, four, three, two, one...
新年快乐!
Happy New Year!
想都别想
Don't even think about it.
所以你的意思是 这家伙是个混蛋因为他没跟你上床?
So what you're saying is, this guy was a
jerk because he didn't sleep with you?
嗯是啊 你以为我在说什么?
Well, yeah. What did you think I was sayin'?
天啊 时间不早了
Gosh, it's gettin' late.
已经1点多了 桃乐茜还不回家
I bet it's after 1:00 and Dorothy's not home.
我想卡根医生确实很棒
I guess Dr. Kagan's turning out to be wonderful.
或者他给她下了药 把她卖去当白人奴隶
Or maybe he drugged her and sold her into white slavery.
不管怎样 我很高兴她离开了家
Either way, I'm glad she's out of the house.
坐好听着 我有个混蛋故事
Now, sit back and listen, I got a jerk story.
好
Okay.
想象一下 布鲁克林 1948年
Picture it. Brooklyn, 1948.
我朋友的儿子帮我做家务
My friend's son was helping me out around the house.
我在等桃乐茜从图书馆回来
I was expecting Dorothy home from the library any minute.
我帮您把箱子装好了 彼得里洛夫人
I finished stacking those crates for you, Mrs. Petrillo.
谢谢你 迈伦 你是个好孩子
Thank you, Myron. You're a good kid.
事实上 在你走之前 我想和你谈谈 坐下
In fact, before you go, I'd like to have a little talk with you. Sit.
你知道的 迈伦
As you know, Myron,
我一直认为你是一个聪明、有礼貌的年轻人
I've always thought of you as a bright, polite young man.
有才华、有抱负、聪明……
Talented, ambitious, smart...
我不会和你女儿约会的 彼得里洛太太
I'm not going out with your daughter, Mrs. Petrillo.
你必须这么做 迈伦
You've got to, Myron.
她和这个叫兹博纳克的蠢货在一起太久了
She's spending too much time with this yutz named Zbornak.
她得看看真正的约会是什么样子
She has to see what a real date is like.
对不起 彼得里洛夫人 她不是我喜欢的类型
I'm sorry, Mrs. Petrillo. She's just not my type.
我明白了
I see.
呃 10美元怎么样 感兴趣吗
Uh, how about Mr. Hamilton. Is he your type?
我什么时候去接她?
What time should I pick her up?
七点半 给她买些漂亮的东西
7:30, and buy her something pretty.
好吧 但如果你想让我跟她吻别
Okay, but if you want me to kiss her good night,
你得多花点钱
it's gonna cost you extra.
不能舌吻
But no tongue.
啊 随便吧
Ah, what the hell?
快看 我漂亮的女儿放学回来了
Oh, look, my beautiful daughter is home from school.
你好 闺女 山姆
Hello, pussycat, Sam.
我是斯坦 彼得里洛夫人
It's Stan, Mrs. Petrillo.
是是是 谁在乎你叫什么
Yeah, right. Now find someone who cares.
妈 我们有很重要的事要告诉你
Ma, we've got something really important to tell you.
等等再说 桃乐茜 你还记得迈伦吧?
It can wait. Dorothy, you remember Myron, don't you?
听着 妈 我们得谈谈
Listen, Ma. We gotta talk now.
别无礼 桃乐茜 我们有客人
Don't be rude, Dorothy, we have a guest.
你没有什么要说的吗 迈伦?
Don't you have something to say, Myron?
桃乐茜 我在想你能否赏光明晚和我一起出去?
Uh, Dorothy, I was wondering if you would do me the honor
of going out with me tomorrow night?
你说呢 桃乐茜?
Well, what do you say, Dorothy?
我怀孕了
I'm pregnant.
这要更多的钱
This is gonna cost a lot more.
交易取消了 迈伦 你最好走吧
Deal's off, Myron. You better go.
好吧 但是这个呢?
Okay. But what about this?
封口费
Hush money.
说实话 彼得里洛夫人 我不知道这是怎么回事
Honestly, Mrs. Petrillo, I don't know how this happened.
嗯 让我想想
Hmm, let's see.
你们用同一个杯子喝酒吗?
Did you both drink out of the same cup?
斯坦利 去厨房
Stanley, go into kitchen.
我想和妈单独谈谈
I wanna talk to Ma in private.
对不起 妈妈
I'm sorry, Ma.
我知道我让你失望了
I know I've disappointed you.
你怎么能让这种事发生 桃乐茜?
How could you let this happen, Dorothy?
你怎么能为了一个小时的激情而放弃一切?
How could you throw everything away for an hour's worth of passion?
我不知道 只是有点……
I don't know. It just sort of...
你说一个小时是什么意思?
What do you mean an hour's worth?
应该要一个小时?
It's supposed to take an hour?
你的梦想怎么办
And what happens to your dream?
你会是彼得里洛家族第一个上大学的
You were gonna be the first Petrillo to go to college.
-你本来要当老师的 -我还是要当老师 妈
You were gonna be a teacher. I'm still gonna be a teacher, Ma.
这不会改变的
This won't change that.
你说的一小时包括所有东西吗?
Now, when you say an hour, does that include everything?
天啊 桃乐茜 我们得让你结婚了
Oh, God, Dorothy, we've gotta get you married.
斯坦向我求婚了
Stan's asked me to marry him.
但是谁呢?我们能找谁?谁?谁?谁?
But who? Who could we get? Who? Who? Who?
我答应了斯坦
I told Stan yes.
你签了什么吗?
Did you sign anything?
妈
Ma...
我想我们别无选择了
I guess we have no choice.
我的宝贝要生孩子了
My baby is having a baby.
我真不敢相信
I can't believe it.
妈
Ma,
我很害怕
I'm scared.
看 闺女
Look, pussycat,
尽管会很痛 真的很痛
even though it's gonna hurt a lot, and I do mean a lot,
但把一个新生命带到这个世界上是件很特别的事
there's something very special about
bringing a new life into this world.
这个孩子将会有很多爱在等着他
And this child's got a lot of love waiting for him right here.
谢谢 妈妈
Thanks, Ma.
我不敢相信我这么做了
I don't believe I did this.
我讨厌他的名字
And I hate his name.
我的下半辈子都要做桃乐茜·兹博纳克了
For the rest of my life I'm gonna be Dorothy Zbornak.
得了吧 闺女 往好的方面想
Ah, come on, pussycat, look on the bright side.
至少他有一头浓密的头发
At least he's got a full head of hair.
哇 索菲亚 这故事真不错
Wow, Sophia. That was some story.
是的 有趣 感人 结局出人意料
Yes, it was. Funny, touching, with a surprise twist ending.
我想知道这是不是真的
I wonder if it was true.
啊 真是沉重的打击
Ah, damn that stroke.
哦 桃乐茜 你回来了
Oh, Dorothy, you're home.
难道没人想听听我的约会结果吗?
Well, doesn't anyone want to hear how my date turned out?
亲爱的 是不是太糟糕了?
Oh, honey, was it just terrible?
亲爱的 你可以告诉我们
Oh, sweetheart, you can tell us.
太棒了
It was wonderful.
真的吗?奇妙医生在哪里?
Really? Where is Dr. Marvelous?
什么样的男人不送女孩到门口?
What kind of a man doesn't walk a girl to the door?
一个累得走不动路的人
One who's too exhausted to walk.
桃乐茜·兹博纳克 我很震惊 我想知道细节
Dorothy Zbornak, I am shocked, and I want details.
我告诉你 今晚太神奇了
I tell you the night was just magical.
我们欢笑 我们跳舞
We laughed, we danced,
我们喝酒 我们哭 我们都做了 甚至……
we drank, we cried, we did it all. Even...
不 我不能告诉你们 我太害羞了
No, I can't tell you. I'm too shy.
翻译：古镇少年