Still a bit long, ain't it? It's fine.
Turn round. It's the same length all round.
SHE LAUGHS It's not funny.
DOORBELL RINGS
I can't wait. Tina's going to love it!
SHE CHUCKLES
Oi! Not finished.
HE TUTS
Stuart. All right, darling?Yeah.
Stuart.Callum's just helping me with...
Er, was it anything special?
No, I just thought, a bit of brother time -
after yesterday and the old man.
Yeah, I really should... I've got a lot...
We could go down the dogs, eh? Have a few beers.
Yeah, no, I told Whit that I'd help...No, you can go.
Look, er, yesterday.
All the support. I'm proper grateful, yeah?
I thought we was over all this. It's not that we're not...No, no.
You still hate me. I get it.Stu, I don't hate you. It's not that...
You don't have to stay for me.
DOORBELL RINGS
I just thought that we haven't finished yet, have we?Go on.
Have fun.
The face on your brother.
Interrupting, am I?
No. It's not that... He's like his old man.
Dog on heat.Dad!
What? I ain't hitting on her.
I just want to toast the happy couple.
Get that down ya, girl.
Oh.
I'll get a glass.
Box-fresh.
Very flash.
Where's my money?
Oh, hiya.Hi.
Our supplier didn't deliver.
Oh, thought you were making a cake.
A big cake. SHE LAUGHS
Hey!
What a lovely surprise.
I was just about to tell the girls here our news.
Oh, er, maybe later.
Spit it out.
Well...Jack's decided to put his flat on the market.
Oh, so you're having to move back in with Billy. Such a shame.
Um, no, actually...
Well, we've decided to put an offer in - on the flat.
Congratulations.
Ah, thank you. You're going to have to come over.
Have a house warming dinner.
Ask Mariam and Arshad - and you can come as well.
Yeah, yeah. Of course. We haven't spoken to Jack yet, so...
We'd love to.Brilliant.
Well, we'll do diaries. SHE CHUCKLES
I'll meet you back at the restaurant, yeah?Yep.
It was under the mattress and now it ain't.
Toilets need spraying. Cheers, Shirl.
You thought I was going to pocket that n'all, didn't ya?
I've thought all night and all day, who would do something like that?
I ain't going to nick off me own family!
You already nicked a load for Fat Elvis's knock-offs!
That was an investment opportunity.
If I took 50 grand of your money,
I'd be in Turkey with a 30-year-old waiter.
Mine, I think.
It's too much, ain't it?
No. No, course it ain't too much.
I just...really like her.
Well, she likes you.
You think so?
Come on, all that stuff she's saying?
She sees all the things I see. There you go, girls.
Thank you.Thanks.
And she ain't going to be the only one who sees that.
Y'know, whatever happens with Sophia...
What do you mean, "whatever"?
I just mean that there's going to be loads of girls like that.
So send it.
It doesn't come with chips!
Ian, everything on there should have chips with it.
I know upmarket is a new concept for you...
Everyone loves chips, don't they?
Max, I have 30 years' experience in the catering industry...
Selling chips, Ian, all right? Chips!
That's what I'm talking about, chips! Oh, grow up!
You say something?
Both of you. Little boys.Habs...
We weren't arguing, were we?
At least I know how to order flour from a supplier.
I have had it with men.
And your opinions and your orders and your "Oh, we were just..."
OK?!
And she wonders why she's still single.
Dad, you shouldn't really...
Michael!
Jonno.
Look at you, all grown up.
Got your own boozer.
Yeah, I heard you'd been in.
Spreading the love, yeah?
That's what we do, ain't it? Always spreading the love.
Dad...What?
He's done good.
He ain't the one ended up planting dead people, is he?
Seriously, Michael, hats off to you.
I'll have a pint.
And one of them fizzy blue thingies for Callum.
So you want two pints. Take your face off, Shirl.
You look even more miserable than this one.
TEXT ALERT
She replied already? She put heart-eye emojis.
Oh, I love it!
Y'know what, I'm going to see if she wants to come Pride.
You don't want to rush it.
You know, I don't think there's any other girls out there.
No, Bernie. There's loads of girls out there!
Not like her.
No, I just mean, y'know - you just met her.
You're still finding things out.
Why are you suddenly saying to slow down?
Brooke.
You rushed in there and... You're the reason we broke up.
I just, I really want to meet her.
Yeah, you will.
What's the rush?
Nah, I'm just going to do it.
You seriously think I'd take it?
Only you and Nan knew where that money was.
If I wanted your money, Kat, I'd ask for it.
Everything OK?
Yeah.
Hey...
..is this about you lending me the money?
Cos I really don't want to cause problems for you two. No.
No.
I will pay you back.
Soon as I can.Yeah, I know.
And I'll never forget it.
You doing this.
You better not.
See, the reason you can't drink proper is,
you ain't got no meat on ya.
If you was out with me scaffolding, someone'd use you as a pole!
Serious, though.
Seeing you yesterday all settled, all grown-up...
Oi, oi.
Borrow his handbag, did ya?
No.
He was in here yesterday with his old man.
I should be getting back.
Bit of a goer, is she, your girl?
Ready for round two already?
I meant both of us, Dad. Go back to mine?
That's really kind!
And if she weren't with you, I'd be on her like a shot.
Get some more cans in.
Same again?
Nah - I've still got quite a bit left...
I'll get you some scratchings. Build your energy up for later.
Max, I was wondering if you wanted us to have Abi one evening.
Er, no. Just sort out the menu, please.
I thought it'd give you and Rainie a night off.
No, she's got this cough at the moment. Maybe do it next week, if...
Have you taken her to the doctor? Just sort out the menu, Ian, yeah?
With chips.
You really loved him, didn't you?
I only went along with Daadi and Daada cos I want you to be happy.
Course you did.
I thought seeing someone else, someone who treats you right...
So if it's all too soon, if it's all the wrong time...
They're just so excited.
They're just bored.
When I told them about running away from the whole marriage thing,
you were there by my side.
Hardly.
Either way - I'm here now, by yours.
We'll tell them together.
We'll just say you're really busy here and...
It will be OK.
I WILL sort this for you.
Tuna mayo.
Except it's pilchards.
You've gotta eat!
What are you going to do? This is Phil's money.
It's not like I can report it stolen.
Well, who's been in the house? KAT SIGHS
Martin, Jean.
I mean other people.Whitney, Tiff.
Bernie, Callum. They're always skint.
Ruby, Kush - half the Square!
We'll just have to see who's been flashing the cash.
I've tried that, haven't I?
I mean proper flashing it.
Phil's going to lose it.
Phil don't know you've got it.
And if he finds out that Alfie didn't take it...
If Phil nicked it back off of you,
he'd have been waving it in your face -
and you wouldn't have no kneecaps.
Your sarnie's getting cold.
If you wanted it for something special,
I can lend you a pony. Mate's rates.
No. Nothing special.
You're not seeing Jay today?
I told you - I'm not staying cos of Jay, all right?
Mm. Course you ain't.
Look, him and Ruby splitting is none of my business
and Jay ain't even on my radar anyway, so...
Like you still ain't on that coach.
I just think Lexi likes having you around, that's all.
And your mum...You'll be looking at wedding rings
by the end of the week.
Little boys' room.
You want another?
I reckon your mate fancies me.
I could have a half. And some crisps.
What sort of pub don't have pork scratchings?
Cheers, Mick, for not kicking off.
It was never going to be me that was going to kick off.
Just do me a half.
You'd have been too young to remember the stuff
he used to do to your brother.
Yeah, I know, but... Bullies never change, Halfway.
He's holding down jobs now, and...
..he don't drink like he used to. He ain't like that now.
Oh, and some crisps.
Salt and vinegar?Yeah, cheers.
You're going to give me an apology.
Giving me looks.
Ain't the big man now, are ya?
Giving it all the talk.
Now Daddy ain't here, no-one to hide behind.
Who said I'm hiding?
I haven't seen you in over a week.
Yeah, I've, um, we've been...
You haven't been hiding from me, have you?
LAUGHING:Why would I want to...
Adam, I need to talk to you about Habiba.
OK.
Following me into the gents.
Bit gay, ain't it?
It's funny, I had your Stuart do the same thing the other day.
Are you dandy highwaymen...? Funny boy.
Look, don't be too disappointed. You're just not my type.
You really have got a death wish, ain't you?
I just prefer them a bit less - old.
Blood in all their veins, y'know?
You disgust me.Make up your mind.
Or are you just playing hard to get?
I seen you when you come in.
You don't look at my Callum.
"Your" Callum, is it? You don't look at me.
I ain't looking at no-one. I seen your little smirks.
Your little glances.
This is my local.
You ain't welcome.
Now, I'm going to go and wash my hands.
It's a gay thing.
Argh!
HE SCREAMS IN PAIN
You want to lay off the pies a bit.
Going to kick an old man, are ya? I'd make you lick my boots.
But I don't think that dirt will come off.
Sorry, are you still talking?
Now, I'm just having a nice little drink
with the mother of my daughter.
You want to tell your Callum he owes me.
DOOR SLAMS
Sorry about that.
You were ages.
We're out of here.
It is tomorrow. Y'know, she might just be busy.
She might not. Well, she can't get to her phone.
Battery could've died or...no credit.
Or you might be right.
Might just be like the others.
No, just give her a minute, yeah?
Go and get another milkshake. Don't think I want one.
Well, then, get me another milkshake.Kathy'll come over.
Kathy's busy. Can you just get one?
What are you doing?
Just texting a mate.
I thought you were getting a milkshake...What mate?
Just one from school. Why? Bernie!
Look, it's not what it looks like...
Look, Bernie, please...
Did he say something?
Do something? What happened?
They ain't the only ones with rights.
I've got freedom of speech. Just tell me what happened.
I gave up a day's work today - for you.
I gave up half a day yesterday.
Cos I thought, my lad's finally found out what his knackers are for,
he's finally getting married - he's finally bothered
to remember his old man even exists.
I could've lamped him in there.
And do you know why I didn't?
Why I didn't just smash his pretty little face in?
Because of you.
Cos I thought, if that's who my boy wants to drink in the pub with...
If that is the kind of sick,
perverted scum that my boy wants to hang around with...
He ain't scum.
You think you're better, don't ya? No.And you ain't better.
You and your sick little mates.
Even when you was a kid... You're hurting me!
Do you want to see what hurting you really looks like?
Show me.
Here comes the cavalry!
Come on, you want to see what hurting someone looks like.
Wouldn't be the first time I've taken one for him, would it?
Always the same, ain't it? Boohoo, boohoo.
Big brother to the rescue. Callum's spit his dummy out again!
As soon as I see you yesterday, I knew you hadn't changed.
If you ever come near him again,
I mean lay one single finger on him... What?
I'll kill ya.
You ain't got the bottle.
Do you want to find out?
You're going to walk to that tube
and your pathetic, drunk little body is going to keep on walking
back to whatever hole it is you came from.
And you ain't going to visit, you ain't going to call.
You ain't coming to no wedding - cos you're already dead.
You've only got one dad in this world. Walk!
I could've taken your little mate.
You owe me!
She keeps making me fall in love with her.
Are you still in love with her?
I keep trying to get over her
and then she goes and pretends to be someone else.
DOOR BUZZER
It's her.
Habiba.
Are you not working? She's got something to tell you.
Well, so have we. We have something to tell you.
We've found a lovely man for you to meet.
Well, Adam did. Adam found hm.
Did he, now?
The thing is, Daadi, she... Well, that's brilliant.
Well, y'know, if you don't like him, we can... She'll like him.
Why wouldn't I like him?
I just, I just meant that... Daadi and Daada are right.
It's time I met a good man.
I'm sorry, all right?
I just wanted you to feel good about yourself.
Well, that worked out well, then.
Why don't you just come back tomorrow?
I wanted to show you that there are girls out there
that will like you for you. But there ain't, is there?
There's loads of girls...If there was loads of girls that liked me,
you wouldn't have to make 'em up.
Someone WILL like you. Of course they will, Bern.I know.
Cos I'm a good person.
I wouldn't have done what you've done to anyone.
I don't play with people's feelings.
I didn't mean to play with you feelings...
And when I do find someone, find a girl who really likes me,
well, then, what are you going to do then?
I'll be happy for ya.Are you? Cos you know what - you're jealous.
Jealous of what?
Cos you don't want me liking no-one more than I like you.
No, I want you to find someone that you fall in love with so that...
So what?
Good old Bernie, pick her up, put her down, she ain't going nowhere.
That ain't how I see ya.
You and me, Tiff.
We're over.
What were you thinking, Tiff?
I should never have let him come back.
I'm the one who said to ask him. And I let you ring him.
Let you think it might be OK this time. How stupid am I?
There's nothing stupid about wanting your dad at your wedding.
I mean, what did I think he was actually going to do?
Yeah, but that's you. That's your thing.
You always look for the best in people.
I really thought he was going to kill me, then.
Yeah, but he didn't. I was there.
Yeah, but if you wasn't, Stu... But I was.
None of our family.
I don't want you inviting none of them.
They'll mess it up. That's what they do.
All of them just mess everything up.
And what you've got, with Whitney, that's good.
That's your future, with her.
With the Brannings, with the Carters, with proper families.
Families what love ya.
I don't hate you.
Maybe I don't get it - what you did.
All of it, any of it. But...
..but I really do want to move on.
What you're like - the bad bits, the bits that want to hurt people -
that is him.
He made you what you are. You don't have to be that person.
You don't have to be him.
I know.
He messed you up, messed me up. Look at us.
All of this.
I just want my brother back.
And you've got me.
I'm here.
There you go.
That's great. Take care.
How's Jean?
Er, yeah.
Yeah, good.Good.
Look, thanks again...
..for yesterday, you know, bringing her back.No worries.
Tell her I was asking, yeah?
Sorry, was you...No, not at all.
PHONE RINGS I need to talk.
Look, the thing is... Sorry, this is my solicitor.
Can I just... Yeah?
Hello?
Yeah.
Daddy crawled back into his hole?
I can't really talk right now.
OK.
Yeah, yeah. Bye.
That what this Jean thing was all about? You carrying her home?
This is so stupid. I didn't make her collapse, did I?
You used it, though, didn't ya? Butter us up,
play all nicey-nicey. This is nothing to do with Jean.
What, so ring your solicitor back, then. Tell him you're the big hero.
What exactly are you paying this brief with, anyway?
Pennies from your money belt?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.Yeah.
Shirt buttons?
Don't you worry, mate, all right, cos I've got money.
You sure about that?Yes. If that's how you want to play it, yes.
You ring your legal team all you want.
Don't bother me.
Nah?Nah.
Cos I've got something you ain't.
I'm only asking what happened. What do you think?
He wanted to buy me a Woo Woo, grab a musical,
take the whole thing back to mine.
That's not funny.
Making a habit of this, your family, aren't they?
Threatening me while I take a wazz.
Did he try...Tried to bottle me, so I battered him.
Then I stopped.
Cos I didn't want him to take it out on you.
I'm sorry.Don't. Don't.
Ain't your fault, is it?
So you were choosing dresses for the wedding, were ya?
Helping him plan a little speech?
He ain't coming.
I messed it up, just like I mess everything up.
I just thought... He ain't going to do it, y'know.
Say the things or do the things that you want.
I don't want nothing. I spent years telling myself that.
Since I stopped caring - I mean, really stopped caring...
See, I don't think you realise how much of what you do is trying
to make that person happy.
That person that couldn't care less about ya.
He's my dad.No. No, Callum, he ain't.
He's just some bloke that got your mum pregnant.
But do you know what hurt more?
More than my old man? More than his criticisms,
the things that he used to say?
I was telling myself them things too.
Telling myself that I was...dirty.
That who I was, was wrong.
You don't have to do this.