♪永永远远♪ ♪Ever and ever, forever and ever♪
棕榈泉
♪你是唯一♪ ♪You'll be the one♪
♪宛若晨煦♪ ♪That shines in me♪
♪辉映我心♪ ♪Like the morning sun♪
醒醒 Wake up.
早上好 Good morning!
好一条美腿 That's a good leg.
好吧 Okay, fine.
但我们得速战速决 But we have to be fast.
快了吗 Are you close?
我真的不能出汗 宝贝 I really can't start sweating, baby.
我在努力了 亲爱的 Yeah, I'm working on it, darling.
好吧 Okay.
抱歉 我得开始准备了 Okay, I'm sorry. I have to get ready.
真抱歉 I'm so sorry.
而且屋里太亮了 感觉... It's so bright in here, too. It's just‐‐
还有你浑身是汗 And then your sweat.
抱歉 不过你可以看着我 I'm sorry. You can watch me, though.
看着我来 Watch me!
好吧 真浪漫 Yeah, okay, that's romantic.
见鬼了 What the hell?
天啊 靠 Oh my God. Shit!
靠 靠 Shit! Shit!
天啊 靠 Oh my God. Shit!
我祖母的戒指不在珠宝盒里 My grandma's ring's not in my jewelry case.
靠 Shit!
天啊 靠 靠 Oh my God. Shit! Shit!
奈奈 你别介意 但是 No offense, Ny‐Ny, but
我以前从没遇到过有男人射不出来 I really have never had an issue with a guy coming before, you know.
这辈子都没有过 通常都是射太早 Never. Not in my life. Usually, it's the opposite problem.
别说是因为老了 And don't say it's like the age thing.
我交过大龄男友 Because I've had older boyfriends.
-就是因为老了 -不是因为老了 ‐ It's the age thing. ‐ Not the age thing.
不怪你 怪我 It's not you, it's me.
废话 Yeah, no shit.
说反了 该怪你 不怪我 I meant it's you, it's not me.
你真好玩 奈尔斯 天呐 太搞笑了 You're so funny, Nyles. Oh my God, you're hilarious.
米丝蒂 Hey, Misty.
什么事 What?
-你能杀了我吗 -奈尔斯 ‐ Will you kill me? ‐ Nyles!
我知道婚礼让你举止怪异 无所适从 Look, I know weddings make you super weird, super uncomfortable,
但算我求你了 别在这儿跟我作好吗 but please, I'm begging you do not bring our drama here, okay.
因为这是个神圣的日子 Because this is truly a sacred day,
而且这一天不属于我们 and it doesn't belong to us.
今天属于塔拉和亚伯 This day belongs to Tala, and it belongs to Abe.
你能开心起来吗 You gonna be happy?
你能保持笑容吗 Are you gonna be smiley?
你笑得好奇怪 That's a weird smile.
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谢谢 Shukran.
今天过得还不错吧 Good day so far?
今天 明天 昨天 全都一样 Today, tomorrow, yesterday, it's all the same.
-你呢 -天色还早 - You? ‐ Today is young.
等天黑尽了再问我 Ask me again at the end.
一切皆有可能 Anything can happen.
今天没可能 猛男 Not today, sauce pot.
不过精神可嘉 That's a nice try, though.
瞧瞧这对俊男美女 How gorgeous are these two?
他们绝对是人生赢家了 对吧 I mean, hashtag lifegoals, am I right, you guys?
但是说真的 各位 But, no, seriously, okay, guys,
我们都是这场盛宴的一分子 we're all part of this gorgeous tapestry‐‐
别这样 多倒点 No, come on, throw me a bone.
今天不必节制 This isn't the day for moderation.
这不是什么好酒 It's not good wine.
无所谓 I don't care.
我决定上网搜索婚姻中最重要的两件事 Okay, I decided to Google the two most important things about marriage:
爱与承诺 love and commitment.
爱是对一个人产生感情或肉体上的依恋 Love is to feel a deep romantic or sexual attachment to someone,
我们都清楚这两个小疯子在这方面没问题 and we all know these two li'l freaks are fine in that department, right?
承诺则是献身于一项事业或活动等诸如此类的 And commitment is the state or quality of being dedicated to a cause,
状态或品质 activity, et cetera.
她说完了 Oh, she's done.
谢谢大家 Thank you.
我爱你们 那么事不宜迟 I love you guys. So without further adieu,
有请新娘的亲姐姐萨拉致辞 I'd like to welcome up the actual big sister of the bride, Sarah.
快上前来 小花生 Get on up there, peanut.
没人跟我说要致辞 No one told me that I was supposed to make a speech.
你当然要致辞 Of course you're supposed to give a speech,
你是伴娘 you're the maid of honor.
这是你的主要任务 It's‐‐ it's your main job.
她喝了不少酒 霍华德 She's been drinking, Howard.
萨拉 Sarah.
晚上好 我的家人 Bonsoir, mi família
和朋友们 et amici!
-他是谁 -奈尔斯 你干什么 ‐ Who is that? - Nyles, what are you doing?
我来救场 宝贝 Going in for the save, babe.
我想分享一下对爱的看法 I'd like to share my thoughts on love.
你说什么呢 别别别 What are you talking about? No, no, no, no.
-别别别 -来来来 - No, no, no, no, no. ‐ Yes, yes, yes, yes.
-这家伙是谁 -米丝蒂的男朋友 ‐ Who's this guy? ‐ Misty's boyfriend.
他怎么一身夏威夷装束 Why is he dressed for a luau?
天啊 奈尔斯 Oh my God, Nyles.
我们生来 We are born
迷惘 lost.
然后 得到救赎 Then... we're found,
但我们还是迷惘 对吧 but we're all just lost, am I right?
天啊 Oh my God.
然而 黑暗之中 However, in the darkness
迸发光明 comes light.
塔拉·安妮·怀尔德 Tala Anne Wilder
和亚伯拉罕·尤金·特伦特·施利芬 and Abraham Eugene Trent Schlieffen,
长得一点都不像兄妹 who do not look like siblings.
他们的乐观和无私 You see, their optimism, their selflessness,
流淌在血液中 it's in their blood.
还有 塔拉 And Tala,
有一件事在座很多人都不知道 there's something that a lot of people here don't know about you,
但应该告诉他们 but they should.
希望你不介意 I hope you don't mind.
塔拉不仅为许多慈善事业 It's not just time and money
献出了时间和金钱 that Tala has given to so many charitable causes,
她还献出了自己的一部分 she has also donated of herself.
骨髓 Bone marrow.
没错 That's right.
-他怎么知道的 -不清楚 ‐ How did he know that? ‐ I don't know.
她把骨髓 She gave hers
捐献给了弟弟尼科 to her baby brother Nico,
救了他的命 saving his life.
但现在轮到我们为你奉献了 But now it's time for us to give to you.
你来了 Here you are
站在比在座所有人 standing on the precipice
更加高耸的悬崖上 of something so much bigger than anyone here.
也许这很可怕 让你满腹疑虑 And it may be frightening and filled with doubt.
但请记住 But always remember:
你并不孤单 you are not alone.
在座所有人都是你的家人 Everyone here is your family.
我们就是你的世界 We are your world.
当你实现最疯狂的梦想时 And we will cheer you on with delight in our eyes
我们都会兴高采烈地为你欢呼 as you achieve your wildest dreams.
所以请各位举杯 So raise a glass.
我们或许生来迷惘 We may be born lost,
但是现在 but now
得到救赎 you are found.
干杯 Cheers.
-啥玩意 -开始跳舞吧 ‐ Wait, what? ‐ Let's dance.
我之前已经拒绝过你了 兰迪 I already told you no earlier, Randy.
你凭什么认为我改主意了 What, what makes you think that I changed my mind?
说不好 你又喝了很多酒 I don't know, you've had more to drink?
你自己喝的也不少 You can't say that to me, man.
随便吧 少跟我说教 Whatever, I don't need a lecture.
你在嗅什么 What are you smelling?
富尼耶香水 兰花盛开 对吧 Orchid Explosion by Fournier. Right?
对 Yeah.
太诡异了 That's very weird.
我很懂香发喷雾 Well, I know my hair mists.
前女友每天狂喷 I dated a girl who used to bathe in it.
我不喜欢这个 Well, I, I don't like it.
这是塔拉去年送我的生日礼物 Tala got it for me as a birthday present last year
要是我不喷 她会杀了我 and if I didn't wear it, she'd, she'd murder me.
我能理解 That makes sense.
这是你没来吧台取的酒 Here are the drinks you didn't pick up from the bar.
谢谢 Thank you!
我总是多点一杯 省得再跑 I always get an extra one. Save myself a trip.
也可能你就是个酒鬼 Or you might just be an alcoholic?
有可能 Could be.
谢谢 Thank you.
-干杯 -干杯 ‐ Cheers. ‐ Cheers.
你是米丝蒂的男朋友吗 You're Misty's boyfriend?
昨晚我好像没在婚礼彩排上见到你 I don't think that we met at the rehearsal dinner last night.
-我是萨拉 -奈尔斯 ‐ I'm Sarah. ‐ Nyles.
你怎么回事 不跳舞吗 So what's your deal, you don't dance?
-其实我患有足底筋膜炎 -致敬 ‐ Plantar fasciitis, actually. ‐ Respect.
亲爱的 我这辈子参加的婚礼 Dear, I have been to more weddings in my life
多到超出你的想象 than you can imagine‐‐
-我的想象可能让你惊讶 -不得不说 ‐ You might be surprised. ‐ And I have to say
你的致辞是我听过最好的婚礼致辞 that your speech is the best wedding speech I've ever heard.
谢谢 Shukran.
谢谢 Thank you.
这感觉真好 That feels good.
我想是的 Yeah, I bet.
但你其实并不相信你说的屁话 对吧 But you don't actually believe any of the shit that you said?
一个字都不信 Not a word of it.
我们都是孤独的 We're all fucking alone.
你想不想 You don't want to maybe
去个我们可以独处的地方 go someplace where we could be alone, do you?
你这进展速度有点快啊 That is very forward of you.
你在急什么 What's your rush?
就是 你知道的 Well, it's just, you know,
你父母就快要... your dad and mom are about to‐‐
是继母 我母亲去世了 Step‐mom. My mom's dead.
嗯 就是... Yeah, well...
他们打算唱歌了 但我 They're about to sing a song and I,
我现在无法应付 I just can't handle that right now.
还有... And...
米丝蒂要是知道咱俩一起溜了 会怎么想 What would Misty think about us running off together?
我觉得她应该无所谓 I have a feeling she'd be okay with it.
天啊 我们真坏 Oh my God, we're so bad.
我们真坏 We're so bad.
我的天哪 Oh my God!
我基本就没喜欢过她 I can't say I ever liked her.
她也有过迷人的时刻 但这太伤人了 Yeah, she has her moments, but... this one hurts.
你为什么不进去阻止他们 Why don't you go in there and stop them?
相信我 他们俩无论如何都会走到一起 Trust me, there is not a world where these two don't end up together.
对我说几句澳大利亚方言 Say something in Australian to me.
或许这能让你感觉好些 If it makes you feel any better,
我全家人都以我为耻 my whole family is embarrassed by me.
他们都把我看作是个 They all see me as a,
吊儿郎当 酗酒的累赘 as a liability who fucks around and drinks too much.
他们为什么这么想 Why would they think that?
因为我吊儿郎当又酗酒 Because I fuck around and drink too much.
他们总是这么跟我说 Which they tell me, all the time.
他们试图照顾好我 And then they, try to take care of me,
这非常折磨人 and it is absolutely suffocating.
我从来不喜欢别人主动提供的帮助 Yeah, I've never been big on unsolicited help.
没错 我可以照顾好我自己 Exactly, I can fend for myself.
你当然可以 你不需要帮助[抬腿]Of course you can. You don't need a leg up‐‐
把我的腿抬起来 Hold my legs up.
这很奇怪 That was weird.
这糟透了 This is so fucked up.
糟透了 So fucked up.
但也很火辣 But it's kind of hot, though.
你别亲我 Don't you kiss me.
你别告诉我该干什么 Don't you tell me what to do.
等一下 Hold on.
过来 Come here.
我放弃了 I‐‐ I give up. I‐‐
你能自己把衣服脱了吗 Will you just please take off your clothes?
没问题 Yeah, you got it.
-不错 -是的 ‐ Nice. ‐ Yep.
你居然在泳裤里穿了内裤 You wear underwear under your bathing suit?
大家不都这样吗 Yeah, doesn't everybody?
痛死哥了 操 Oww! Fuck!
怎么回事 What the fuck is happening?
我就觉得我刚刚闻到你的味道了 混蛋 I thought I smelled you, you piece of shit!
我的天 Oh my God.
什么鬼 What the fuck!
这他妈怎么回事 What the fuck is happening!
我的天 Oh my God!
他妈的见鬼了 Holy fucking shit!
他妈的 What!
什么情况 The fuck!
你是个该死的混蛋 罗伊 You're a sick fuck, Roy!
继续跑啊 臭小子 Keep running, shit bird.
我总能找到你的 I will always find you.
奈尔斯 Nyles?
不 停下 别进来 No, stop, don't come in here.
你还好吗 Are you okay?
别进来 Don't come in here!
醒醒 Wake up.
早上好 Good morning.
好一条美腿 That's a good leg.
好吧 Okay, fine.
但我们得速战速决 But we have to be fast.
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谢谢 今天过得还不错吧 Shukran. Good day so far?
今天 明天 昨天 全都一样 Today, tomorrow, yesterday, it's all the same.
-你呢 -天色还早 - You? ‐ Today is young.
等天黑尽了再问我 Ask me again at the end.
一切皆有可能 Anything can happen.
你 You!
你他妈对我做了什么 What the fuck did you do to me?
-该死 -你他妈对我做了什么 - Shit. ‐ What the fuck did you do to me?
过来 从水里出来 Come here. Get out of the water.
从水里出来 Get out of the water.
告诉我这他妈是怎么回事 Tell me what the fuck is going on!
你是个该死的混蛋 罗伊 You're a sick fuck, Roy.
奈尔斯 Nyles?
-奈尔斯 -不 停下 别进来 - Nyles. ‐ No, stop, don't come in here!
-你还好吗 -别进来 ‐ Are you okay? - Don't come in here.
有人吗 Hello?
什么鬼 What the fuck.
11月9号 November ninth?
这一定会是场美妙的婚礼 It's gonna be a beautiful wedding.
什么鬼 What the fuck.
亚伯和塔拉 永远在一起
你在这儿啊 There you are.
塔拉 我找到萨拉了 Tala, I found Sarah.
我们一早上都在找你 亲爱的 We were looking for you all morning, honey.
-好吧 -过来 ‐ Okay. ‐ Come on.
你还好吗 Are you all right?
嗯 Yeah.
萨拉 小花生 Sarah, peanut.
你起得很早啊 我六点去你房间 你就不在了 You must've gotten up early, I checked your room at six.
是啊 我 Yeah, I...
出去走了走 went on a hike.
你看起来很累 Well, you look exhausted.
多喝点水 Stay hydrated.
爸爸 这些都是真的 对吗 Dad, is this, this is, this is really happening, right?
我不明白你在问什么 I don't understand your question.
今天已经发生过了 This, this day already happened.
你在说什么 What are you saying?
感觉很真实 It felt real.
这 这感觉太真实了 It‐‐ it felt so... real.
你又吸毒了吗 Are you on drugs again?
你他妈对我做了什么 What the fuck did you do to me?
过来 Come here!
我不会伤害你 快从水里出来 I'm not gonna hurt you. Just get out of the water.
过来 你这个混账 Come here. You mother‐‐
告诉我这他妈是怎么回事 Tell me what the fuck is going on!
萨拉 Sarah!
我的天 你在干什么 Oh my God, what are you doing?
哎呀 Oops.
-我的天 我的天 -没事的 没事的 ‐ Oh my God. Oh my God. ‐ You're okay. You're okay.
杰瑞 把牙齿给我 Jerry! Give me the teeth.
三颗门牙几乎都断了 The three front teeth have pretty much broken off.
还剩一颗完整的虎牙 There's one full canine and‐‐
这是所有人的大日子 This is like a big day for everyone.
这也是我的大日子 This is a big day for me, too.
婚礼就在今天 还有六个小时 The wedding is today, in six hours.
萨拉 你为什么像个呆头鹅一样站在那 Sarah! Why are you standing there like a freak?
-你为什么在泳池里 -这说不通 - Why were you in the pool? ‐ This doesn't make any sense.
这他妈一点都说不通 This doesn't make any fucking sense!
别让他进来 不能让他看到我 Don't let him in! He can't see me.
发生了什么 她还好吗 What happened? Is she okay?
出去 Get out!
她不会有事的 She'll be okay.
我会带塔拉去镇子上 I'm taking Tala into town.
这个牙医可以粘合牙齿 This dentist glues teeth!
我爱你 爸爸 I love you, Daddy.
萨拉 不 Sarah, no.
看来你还是跟着我进去了 Guess you followed me.
怎么回事 What's going on?
我试图阻止你来着 I tried to stop you.
但这算什么 But what is this?
现在是什么时候 When is this?
关于这事 Yeah. About that.
现在就是今天 So, this is today.
今天就是昨天 Today is yesterday.
明天也是今天 And tomorrow is also today.
这是一种 It's one of those...
你可能听说过的无限时间循环 infinite time loop situations you might have heard about.
我可能听说过的 That I might have heard about.
是的 Yeah.
我该怎么打破循环 我不想让明天也是今天 How do I stop it? I don't want tomorrow to be today.
我想让明天就是明天 I want tomorrow to be tomorrow.
嗯 你这种想法很自然 Right. That's natural.
不幸的是 那永远不可能 Unfortunately, that's never going to happen.
明天将永远是 Tomorrow will always and forever now be
今天 所以 today. So‐‐
我换个说法好了 Oh, how about this?
明天塔拉的牙齿就不会出问题 Tomorrow, Tala's teeth will be totally fine.
那个山洞在哪儿 Which way is that cave?
你不会想去的 You don't wanna go there.
谢了 Thank you.
拜托了 它在哪 Please... where is it?
你得等 You gotta wait.
天啊 你他妈的快告诉我 Oh my God, fuck you. Just tell me.
哪儿呢 Where?
我说过了 I told you.
你得等 You gotta wait.
什么 What?
它到底在哪 Where, where is it?
等一下 Wait for it.
就快了 Almost.
我即是敌基督 I am the Antichrist.
开玩笑的 上帝根本不存在 I'm just kidding, there is no God.
每天都会发生地震 但是 The earthquake happens every day. But ‐‐
你看 check it out.
山洞就在那儿 Opens up the cave.
你不会在里面找到你所求之物的 You're not gonna find what you're looking for in there.
你一旦进入山洞 这一天 Once you go in, the whole day
将会回到你今早醒来的时刻 just resets to wherever you woke up this morning.
你不进去的话 结果也一样 Same thing if you stick around.
在你入睡的那一瞬间 The second you fall asleep,
一切就将回到原点 it all just goes back to the start.
但如果我进去了 今天会结束吗 But will this day end if I go in there?
当然会 你的今天会结束 Sure. For you.
你在白白浪费时间 You're wasting your time!
这一定会是场美妙的婚礼 It's gonna be a beautiful wedding.
不要 不要 No, no, no, no, no.
醒醒 Wake up.
早上好 Good morning.
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她没有留言吗 She didn't leave a note?
萨拉意识到她不是今天的主角 所以她离开了 Sarah realized the day wasn't about her, so she left.
别那么说 Don't say that.
也有可能她害怕了 Or she's scared.
害怕什么 Of what?
家庭 婚姻 亲密关系 Families, weddings, intimacy,
胎记瘤 纳米技术 无处不在的监控 melanoma, nanotech, round‐the‐clock surveillance.
或者调味汁 Sauce.
她会回来的 She'll be back.
瞧瞧这对俊男美女 And how gorgeous are these two?
他们绝对是人生赢家了 对吧 I mean, hashtag lifegoals, am I right, guys?
但是说真的 各位 but, no, seriously, okay, guys,
我们都是这场盛宴的一分子 I know this is supposed to be like‐‐
欢迎来到 德克萨斯州
好啊 咱们得保持清醒 好啊 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're staying awake, yeah!
这一定会是场美妙的婚礼 It's gonna be a beautiful wedding.
来了来了 天啊 I'm coming, I'm coming, oh my God!
-萨拉 -抱歉 - Sarah? - Oh, excuse me.
早 Hi.
-醒醒 -萨拉 你到底要... - Wake up. - Sarah, what the hell are you do‐‐
萨拉 你在干什么 Sarah, what are you doing?
换衣服 我一秒也待不下去了 Get dressed. I can't be here anymore.
我的天啊 Oh my God.
你是不是背着我出轨了 Are you fucking cheating on me?
才没有 No.
你才背着我出轨了呢 白痴 You're cheating on me, you goof.
等等 什么 Wait, what?
我不知道这是什么 I don't know what it is.
这可能是活着的世界 也可能是死后的世界 It could be life, it could be death.
这也可能是个梦 是我在肖想你 It might be a dream, I might be imagining you,
可能是你在肖想我 也可能我们正身处炼狱 you might be imagining me, it could be purgatory
还可能是我们所在的模拟系统出了个小故障 or a glitch in the simulation that we're both in.
我不知道这算什么 I don't know.
所以我前段时间决定 So... I decided a while ago to sort of
不去想了 give up and...
不再试图去理清这一切 stop trying to make sense of things altogether,
因为唯一能在这里活下去的办法 because the only way to really live in this
就是接受事实 一切都不重要 is to embrace the fact that nothing matters.
那活着还有什么意义 Well, then what's the point of living?
除了活着 我们别无选择 Well, we kind of have no choice but to live,
所以我觉得你最好选择学会忍受活着的痛苦 so I think your best bet is just to learn how to suffer existence.
所以我们死不了吗 So we can't die?
是的 死后一切又会周而复始 No. The loop just starts over.
可能存在某种能成功自杀的方法 There might be some way to kill yourself
但我暂时还没找到 but I haven't figured it out,
我自杀过很多次了 and I've done... a lot of suicides.
太多次了 So many.
不不不 我要逃离这一切 No. No, I'm gonna get out of this.
行 随你便 Okay. Suit yourself.
-你在干什么 -等着痛快一死 - What are you doing? - Bracing for a quick death.
我们确实死不了 但疼痛是真实的 I mean, we can't die, but pain is very real.
没什么比在重症监护室里慢慢死去更糟了 There's nothing worse than slowly dying in the ICU.
我们可以直接跳过这个阶段 We could just skip this whole phase,
去喝杯啤酒什么的 go get a beer, you know.
不这样也行 随便吧 Or not. Whatever.
明天见 See you tomorrow.
醒醒 Wake up.
我都说过了 So, as I was saying,
你得以平和的心态看待这一切 you just... have to find peace, you know.
我都一路开车回奥斯汀的家了 I drove all the way back home to Austin,
结果醒来还是在这儿 and I still woke up here.
就是这样的 That's how it works.
有次我吸了很多冰毒 You know, one time, I smoked a bunch of crystal
直接跑去了赤道几内亚 and made it all the way to Equatorial Guinea.
简直就是浪费时间 It was a huge waste of time.
我刚下飞机就被拘留了 They detained me as soon as I got off the plane.
因为我当时举止有些...怪异 I was acting a little... odd.
几分钟之后 我就晕过去了 And then I passed out in a couple minutes,
醒来发现我还是在这里 woke up back here.
达拉 我俩单挑 赌一百美元 Darla! You and me. A hundred bucks.
你他妈是谁 Who the fuck are you?
小子 你不会靠坑蒙拐骗搞钱吗 Don't you know how to hustle, kid?
达拉 我是个诚实的人 I'm an honest man, Darla.
你会输的 You're gonna lose this game,
但你可以把钱留着 but you can keep your money.
天啊 那个追杀你的人是谁 Oh my God, who was the guy that was hunting you?
操 Fuck!
那是罗伊 That was Roy.
他是来参加婚礼的客人 He was a guest at the wedding.
亚伯爸爸的表兄弟 施利芬家族的人 Abe's dad's cousin, of the Schlieffen clan.
关于他 我知道的就这么多 That's about all I know about the dude.
但他为什么想要杀你 Yeah, but... why was he trying to kill you?
很久之前的一天晚上 One night, a very long time ago,
我和罗伊狂欢了一场 I partied with Roy.
那是很早之前了 This was back in the early days,
那时候我对每个人还不熟悉 before I'd really acquainted myself with everyone.
等下 Hey, hey.
我还在摸索中 I was just feeling my way through it.
-是金枪鱼吗 -是的 先生 - Tuna? - Yes, sir.
我知道你知道 I know you know.
但是你不知道我知道 But you don't know that I know.
或者你知道吗 Or do you know?
你有没有想过别人会觉得你很无聊 Do you ever wonder if people think you're boring?
你冒犯到酒保了吗 Are you being a dick to the bartender?
我要一杯莫斯卡托 谢谢 I would like a Moscato, please.
行 Sure.
"过去可能存在和已经存在的 "What might have been and what has been,
都指向同一端点 那始终是现在" point to one end, which is always present."
出自T.S.艾略特 《四个四重奏》
等等 换成两杯波旁威士忌吧 On second thought, make that two shots of bourbon, please.
-我喜欢你的帽子 -那是自然 - I like your hat. - Of course you do.
谢谢你 女士 Thank you, ma'am.
敬挣扎 To the struggle.
施利芬先生和施利芬太太 Mister and Missus Schlieffen.
大家欢迎 Here they are.
孔子说过 婚姻是无底洞 带来无尽悲伤 Confucius said: Marriage is a bottomless pit of sorrow
让人迷失自我 that makes you forget who you are.
他没这么说过 He did not.
但洞底是存在的 朋友 But there is a bottom, my friend.
那地方可他妈黑暗了 And it is a fucking dark place.
怎么样 伙计 你想跳跳舞吗 What do you say, bud? You wanna dance a little bit?
行啊 Okay.
你认识那个穿着西装人模狗样的家伙吗 You know the officiant douchebag in the ridiculous suit?
是特雷弗 Trevor.
他兜里有袋糖 He's got a bag of sweets in his pocket.
我跟他搭过话 但他不想与我分享 I tried to hit him up, but he said he did not want to share.
但我不是今晚的主角 But tonight is not about me.
你说得对 我拿到了 You were right. Got 'em.
我不知道那是什么东西 I don't know what that was.
开门 你们这些混蛋 Open up, you cunts.
把我的破玩意还给我 给我 Give me my shit back! Come on!
我们就是破玩意 我们就是破玩意 我们是烂人 We're the shit. We're the shit. We are the shit.
我们是烂人 We are the shit.
你是活着的 You're alive!
把我的药片还给我 Come on. Give me back my pills.
这是... This is...
我生命中... the greatest...
最棒的... night...
一个晚上 of my life.
我要是能永远活在此刻就好了 I wish I could just live out here forever.
跟我来 Follow me.
这是什么 What is it?
你的先祖就在里面 Your ancestors are in there.
我的先祖在里面 My ancestors are in there?
是答案 你一直在寻找的答案 Your answers. The answers you're looking for.
先祖ancestor和答案answer音近 此处为磕嗨了神志不清
好吧 Okay.
那完全是两码事 但是... That's a totally different thing, but...
我还是要进去 I'm in.
你嗑太多了 You took too much.
不要 等等 罗伊 等等 No, wait. Roy, wait, wait.
等等 Wait.
那次出了差错 That was a mistake.
当罗伊开启了新生活之后 When Roy found out about his new life,
他没有付之一笑淡然处之 he did not take it lightly.
所幸他住在尔湾市 每天他都会在那里醒来 Luckily, he lives in Irvine and wakes up there every day,
所以他每隔几...天才来一次 so he only comes around once every few... days?
还是几周 我也不清楚 我对时间有点迟钝 Or weeks? I don't know. My sense of time is a little fuzzy.
但他到底想干嘛 But what does he want?
他可能觉得自己是在复仇吧 I think he thinks it's revenge?
快跑 小兔子 Run, rabbit, run.
他可能有点易怒 He may have some anger issues.
是你说你不想让这一天结束的 You said you didn't want the day to end.
那是什么味道 What's that smell?
别别别 No, no, no, no, no, no.
所以我发誓再也不带任何人到这世上了 So I vowed to never bring anyone into this life ever again.
上帝保佑 Amen to that.
我40岁就结扎了 I tied my tubes at 40.
是啊 Yeah.
你必须得面对他 不是吗 You have to confront him. Right?
你总不能永远躲着这个人吧 I mean, you‐you cannot keep running from this person forever.
你在说什么呢 What are you talking about?
我当然能永远躲下去了 Of course I can.
来吧 墨西哥卷饼车刚刚营业 Come on. Burrito truck just opened.
这些都给你 不用找了 好吗 That's for you. Keep the change, okay?
但你得保证 你会在今天把钱都花光 But you have to promise me you're gonna spend it all today.
-你知道他是骗钱的吗 -当然知道 - You know that's a scam? - Of course. Yeah.
我只是喜欢有机会就回报社会 I just like to give back whenever I can.
我不怎么在乎物质 Material matters don't really concern me.
除了酒 墨西哥卷饼 With the exception of booze and burritos
化合毒品和糖果 and designer drugs and candy.
那当然了 我又不是清教徒 Obviously. I'm not a Puritan.
你应该也少不了性生活吧 And sex, I assume?
你睡过这儿的人吗 You fuck other people in here?
-问得好 -肯定睡过吧 - Great question. - You must. Right?
确实 但要费不少工夫 I have, but it takes a lot of work,
我现在正努力把生活过得轻松自如一点 and I try to live my life at this point with as little effort as possible.
我们上过床吗 Have we hooked up?
没有 至少我觉得没有 No. At least I don't think so.
那你还睡过谁 So then, like, who else?
-这个嘛... -除了米丝蒂以外 - Right. Well‐- - Besides Misty.
酒保黛茜 Daisy, the barkeep.
我以前有个男朋友开的也是这种车 You know, I once had a guy with this car.
是吗 Oh yeah?
他貌似再也没法走路了 I don't think he ever walked again.
达拉 Darla.
你非要上就来吧 If you insist.
-那肯定很劲爆 -没错 - I bet that was great. - You would have bet right.
-塔拉呢 -没睡过 - What about Tala? - No.
但我努力过 But I have tried.
我能插一腿吗 May I cut in?
我们在跳第一支舞呢 It's the first dance.
所以没得商量喽 And that's a deal‐breaker?
-没睡成吗 -一步登天太难了 - That didn't work? - It was a big swing.
好吧 还有谁 Right. Who else?
就是这感觉 There you go.
-你竟然上了杰瑞·施利芬 -是他上了我 - You fucked Jerry Schlieffen? - Well, he fucked me.
-他把老二插进了我的菊花 -我懂 - He put his penis in my butthole. - Yeah, I know how it works.
我很高兴我尝试过 他人很贴心的 I'm really glad I tried it. He's a sweet guy.
扔得真准 Nice shot.
这就没了吗 And that's it?
你就这点能耐吗 That's all you got?
还有你老爸 Your dad.
我们这是在干嘛 What are we doing?
我也不知道 I don't know.
才没有 我逗你玩的 No, I'm just kidding.
吓死我了 Oh my God.
-还真骗到你了 -确实 - I got you, though. - You did.
那你呢 What about you?
你的性生活怎么样 What's going on with your sex life?
想得美 Nice try.
我不会跟你上床的 I'm not gonna sleep with you.
你问了我的性生活 我只是礼尚往来 I mean, you asked me about mine, I was just being courteous.
那天晚上我可能会愿意和你睡 I mean, I might have the other night,
本来有这个可能 但是 you know, I would have but‐‐
-现在绝对没门 -没错 - Not now, though. - Yeah!
我也是这么想的 I was thinking the exact same thing, you know.
我们肯定会天天见面 咱就简单点当个朋友吧 We'll be seeing each other all the time, let's keep it simple.
-别把事情搞复杂 -是啊 - Don't over‐complicate it. - Yeah.
咱俩从来没睡过吗 We've never had sex?
还是那句话 我记性很差 但我们应该没睡过 Again, my memory is pretty shot, but I don't think so.
总之 派对马上就要开始了 Anyways, I think the party's gonna start pretty soon.
你想回去吗 You wanna head back?
你在开玩笑吗 Is that a joke?
不 我为什么要回去 No. Why would I do that?
我也不知道 吃喝玩乐 沐浴在爱河中什么的 I don't know. Eat, drink, dance. Bask in love.
-那不是爱 -当然是了 塔拉就爱上了别人 - That is not love. - Of course it is! Tala's in love.
你根本不知道自己在说什么 No. You don't actually know what you're talking about.
我们 你 我 所有人 所有我们认识的人 We. You. Me. Everyone. Everyone we know.
没人能忍受孤独 Nobody can stand the idea of being alone,
所以我们来到这场盛会 庆祝一些破事 so we... buy into this pageantry and celebrate its bullshit.
那就不去婚礼了 All right. So no wedding, then.
你想去哪 Where do you wanna go?
我的天 Oh my God.
也许是因果报应 Maybe it's a karma thing.
什么报应 What is?
要是摆脱这一切的条件是 Yeah. What if it's like to get out of this...
你得无私奉献才能重获自由 那该怎么办 you have to be selfless and then you're free.
我刚花了一百块买糖 但我现在人还在这 I just bought a hundred‐dollar candy bar and I'm still here.
不是你那种 我是说是那种真正的无私奉献 Yeah, but not like that. Like real acts of selflessness,
比如塔拉捐献骨髓那事 like the bone marrow shit that Tala does, you know.
天啊 如果对这里的其他人来说 Look, what if, oh my God, what if life
他们的生活一直在正常前进 just keeps going for everyone else here
而唯独你我要通过努力打破循环 那该怎么办 but not you and me until we've earned our way out?
你以前真的没想过这事吗 You've really never thought about this before?
是啊 我从没想过多元宇宙 Yeah, no, I've never thought about the multiverse.
好吧 假设你是对的 假设你说的方法有用 All right, fine, let's say you're right and that would work,
你能想到的最无私的行为是什么 what's the most selfless act you can think of?
一个能确保结束这一切的行为 Something that would guarantee this day to end.
我完全相信你们 And I have full faith in your abilities
能让爱情的小船 to keep the boat...
永远不翻 afloat.
-现在 老伙计亚伯 -亲爱的 - And now, old mate Abe... - Oh, honey.
将要说出誓词 is gonna say his vows.
抱歉 稍等一下 Actually, just‐- Sorry, hold on one second.
你拿着花 You can take that.
你是在开玩笑吗 Are you joking right now?
都趴下 All right! Get down!
趴下 趴下 Get down! Get down!
都趴下 Down!
这地方...放开我 This place‐Get off me!
放开我 我就不该离开大湖区 Get off me! I should never have left the Great Lakes.
这地方就是个噩梦 This place is a nightmare.
-兰迪 -没事的 兰迪 - Randy. - It's all right, Randy.
一切都没问题 Everything is great.
-抱歉 -诸神发话了 - Sorry. - Well, the gods have spoken,
他们同意这桩婚事 and they approve this marriage!
你到底跟她说了什么 What the hell did you say to her?
姐妹间的事 但我这次应该成功了 Sister stuff. But I think I'm good.
无私奉献太棒了 Selflessness is just... it's fantastic.
是啊 Right.
艾伦 你欠我一杯威士忌 Alan, you owe me a shot of whiskey.
艾伦 Alan.
奈尔斯 这些日子很棒 Well, Nyles, this has been great.
没有那么棒 但也挺有趣的 Well, you know, not great, but it's been interesting.
在你未来所有的循环中 And, in all your future loops,
求你别再让我进那个破山洞了 please keep me out of that fucking cave.
还有那个一直想杀了你的疯子 And good luck with that psychopath
祝你能在他手里活下来 who keeps trying to murder you.
谢谢 Thank you.
把和他的事解决掉 Deal with him.
-好的 -那可能就是你的出路 - Yeah. - That could be your way out.
看来你都想明白了 Well, you seem to have it all figured out.
祝你好运 Good luck.
来了 Coming!
萨拉 Sarah?
还是没用 生命没有任何意义 Didn't work. Life is meaningless.
我们离开这破地方吧 Let's get the fuck out of here.
我的天啊 Oh my God.
你是不是... Are you...
背着我出轨了 fucking cheating on me?
什么 What?
这不好笑 This isn't funny.
好了 别说了 Okay, stop.
我是认真的 I'm serious.
别学我 Stop copying me!
别再装作你什么都知道了 Stop pretending like you know everything!
-我得走了 -等等 你说什么 - Okay, I'm gonna go. - Wait, what?
这是什么地方 And what is this place?
这里对我来说算是个安全屋 This is kind of a safehouse for me.
住在这里的一家人出城了 The family who lives here is out of town.
我不知道他们哪天回来 但肯定不是今天 I don't know when they're coming back, but... it's not today.
咱们来虚度一些光阴吧 Let's waste some time.
♪黑皮肤的女人溺了水♪ ♪Dark woman in the water drowning♪
♪她在滑稽地下沉♪ ♪Sinking in a funny way♪
这个小胡子是谁 Hey, who's the mustache?
我老婆跟这个混蛋跑了 Prick my wife run off with.
♪我们都将归于大海♪ ♪The ocean will have us all♪
♪黑皮肤的女人在橱柜中燃烧♪ ♪Dark woman in a cupboard burning♪
♪女人 他们都干了些什么♪ ♪Woman, what have they done♪
♪黑皮肤的女人像黑豹一样喘息♪ ♪Dark woman like a panther breathing♪
停停停 Stop, stop, stop.
♪我们都将归于大海♪ ♪The ocean will have us all♪
♪这是虚无死亡的冰冷代价♪ ♪Cold cost of the death of nothing♪
这太他妈疯狂了 This is fucking crazy!
搞什么 What the hell?
萨拉 你去哪了 Sarah, where have you been?
塔拉气炸了 Tala's pissed.
我想你了 I missed you.
-什么 -我想让你去厕所等我 - What? - I want you to meet me in the bathroom.
好吧 All right.
而且我想让你戴上 这个 And I want you to wear... this.
行吧 Sure.
我可以穿着衬衫吗 Can I keep my shirt on?
车尾有没有喷火 And there's flames coming off the back and everything?
当然 这车特别帅 Oh yeah, it's such an awesome car.
你有没有按着我草稿画 How close are you sticking to my sketch?
简直一模一样 I stuck to it exactly.
你绝对会喜欢它的 You're gonna love it.
-太棒了 -看起来帅爆了 - Awesome. - Looks really cool.
等一下 住手 Wait! Stop!
蛋糕里有一个炸弹 There is a bomb in the cake.
不用担心 Don't worry.
我以前是个拆弹专家 I used to be a bomb guy.
所有人退后 Everyone stand back.
我的天啊 Oh my God!
居然被阻止了 你这个贱人 Foiled! You son of a bitch!
你毁掉了我的计划 You ruined my plan!
萨拉 Sarah.
她是新娘的姐姐 而且根据她的口音 The sister of the bride and based on her accent,
判断不出她从何而来 from origins unknown.
无论死活 我都要带走她 I'll take her dead or alive.
-把武器放下 -好吧 - Put the weapon down. -Fine.
那看来我们得近身搏斗了 Then it's to be hand‐to‐hand combat then.
我的天啊 奈尔斯 Oh my God! Nyles!
怎么样了 好看吗 How's it going? Is it good?
必须的 看起来棒极了 Yeah, looks really good.
蛋是不是像我要求的那样光滑没毛 And are the balls smooth and hairless, like I asked for?
-当然 -你把精液纹对了吗 - Yeah. - And are you getting the jizz right?
点线 横着画过去 Dotted lines. Straight across.
-准备好了吗 -好了 - Ready? - Yeah.
第一百万次生日快乐 小王八蛋
谢谢你 真漂亮 Thank you. That's beautiful.
但我没那么老吧 I'm not that old, though, am I?
你这么想 Think of it like this.
在这片虚空里的一切 Everything in this void
这块糖缺失的部分曾经在这里 the space where the candy bar once was
但它现在在我肚子里 but is now in my stomach,
这些都是过去时了 is the past.
剩下的这一切 And everything that's remaining
是包裹在巧克力里的未来 is the future encased in chocolate.
我对这片虚无 I have no interest in this
不感兴趣 emptiness,
就是那些你过往的人 事 物这些东西 you know, the who, what, why of your past.
你现在在这了 这是最重要的 You got here, that's all that matters.
但是如果你真的想深入了解一个人 过去很重要 But if you really want to know someone deeper, it does matter.
真的 It does.
你必须全方位地去了解这个人 You have to know the whole package.
我不同意 I disagree.
这个 下一口 This... the next bite,
才是最重要的 that's all that matters.
我曾结过两年婚 I was married for two years.
我一开始就知道这行不通 I knew it wasn't going to work.
当我说我愿意时 我就知道这事行不通 I knew it wasn't going to work out the moment that I said yes.
当我为了他搬到奥斯汀的时候 I knew it wasn't going to work out
我也知道这事行不通 when I moved to Austin for him.
当我在婚礼上走红毯的时候 I knew it wasn't going to work out
我还是知道这事行不通 as I walked down the aisle.
但是 我还是经历了一切 But... I went through with it.
最后证明 这事行不通 And it didn't work out.
那么现在 无视这一切 Now... ignoring all that
就意味着我注定要重蹈覆辙 would make me destined to repeat it.
那么你呢 What about you?
你要跟我讲你过去的事情吗 You gonna tell me anything about‐‐
没什么可说的 There's nothing.
在被困在这里之前 你的生活是什么样的 What about your life before you got stuck in here?
你的工作是什么 What was your job?
说实话 我记不清了 I honestly can't remember.
我的天哪 这也太扯了 奈尔斯 Oh my God, that's bullshit, Nyles.
不 我是认真的 No, I'm serious.
天哪 已经过了 Wow, it's been
太长时间了 such a long time.
这些致幻蘑菇太棒了 These are fantastic mushrooms.
是啊 Yeah.
可惜我们得在这个破地方一起嗑蘑菇 Too bad we're doing it in such a shithole, though.
我不太喜欢这个神奇的沙漠 I am not a fan of this magical desert.
那我真为你感到遗憾 Well, then I just feel sorry for you.
是吗 Yeah?
这么说 如果你为我感到遗憾 那一定意味着 Look, if you feel sorry for me, then that must mean
你关心我 奈尔斯 that you care about me, Nyles.
你从哪 In what‐‐
-没有 -什么从哪 - No. - In what, what?
没有 我说感到遗憾 就好像 Wha‐No. When I say that I feel sorry, it's like,
那种遗憾就好像我喝完一罐啤酒时的遗憾 it's the same way that I would say that I feel sorry
因为我已经喝完了一罐 that, you know, I finished one beer,
现在我得开一罐新的 and now I have to open a new one.
你知道吗 现在我就没那么遗憾了 You know, now I'm not sorry anymore.
就是一种转瞬即逝的感受 It's just a fleeting feeling.
-是吗 -都飘走了 - Right. - It drifts away,
就像其他所有人一样 just like, they all do.
什么叫 "都飘走了 What do you mean, "It just drifts away
就像其他所有人一样" like they all do"?
什么东西飘走了 Like, what has drifted away?
一切 Everything.
无论如何 Anyways,
干杯 cheers.
敬玩世不恭 To pretending not to care.
-我喜欢这话 -我知道你喜欢 ‐ I like that. ‐ I know you do.
敬玩世... To pretending‐‐
这是头一回 That's new.
我的天哪 Oh my God.
你也能看见它们吗 Do you see them, too?
它们是真的吗 Are they real?
谁在乎呢 Who cares?
晚安 Night.
奈尔斯 Nyles.
咱们跨过那条线吧 Let's just get it over with.
行啊 Okay.
-等一下 -怎么了 - Wait. ‐ What?
怎么了 What?
我只是 I just‐‐
这一定会是场美妙的婚礼 It's gonna be a beautiful wedding.
抱歉 你 最好先离开 Sorry, you, you‐‐ you should probably go
免得被别人看见 you know, before somebody sees you.
萨拉 萨拉 Sarah. Sarah?
怎么了 Yeah.
不得不说 Gotta say,
我总感觉 kinda felt
这个早上有些不同 a little different this morning.
就是 Like,
感觉挺好的 you know, kinda good.
因为昨天晚上 'Cause of last night.
是啊 Yeah.
你这个"是啊" 是代表后悔还是 Is that a "Yeah" Of regret or‐‐
是啊 昨晚挺开心的 Yeah, it was fun.
挺好玩的 It was fun.
是啊 听起来就很开心 Yeah, sounds like it.
我不能一直在这里醒来 I can't keep waking up in here.
是啊 每天醒来时会很奇怪 Yeah, the waking up is always weird,
但是 but, you know,
入睡这事可能会比以往更加美好 going to bed maybe just got a little better.
-是吧 -那个警察一直在跟着我们 - Right? ‐ This cop's been following us
跟了很久了 for miles.
是吧 Right?
-你想谈一谈吗 还是 -警察吗 - Do you wanna talk about it or‐‐ ‐ The cop?
不 是我们昨晚上床这事 No, the fact that, we had sex last night.
你说我们应该啪啪啪 然后我们啪啪啪了 You said we should have sex, and then we had sex.
这有什么可谈的 What's there to talk about?
全都没意义 不是吗 It's all meaningless, right?
我的意思是 I mean,
我希望不是完全没意义 I hope it's not all meaningless.
怎么 我们现在开始乱扔垃圾了吗 So what, we're just littering now?
天哪 什么反应都没有 God, nothing.
这个人到底想干什么 What is this guy's deal?
警笛响了 终于 Oh, there we go. Finally.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
不管你信不信 我以前从来没被逮捕过 You know, believe it or not, I've never been arrested before.
是的 而且我非常好奇被抓会是什么样 你不好奇吗 Yeah, and I'm very curious to see what it's all about. Aren't you?
不 No.
不不不不 别 No, no, no, no, don't.
我觉得可能是他 I think it might be him.
-哪个他 -罗伊 ‐ Him? ‐ Roy.
那个混蛋 Oh, that fucker!
别停车啊 Don't stop.
如果你不去处理这些 总得有人替你去处理 If you're not gonna take care of this, someone has to.
不 没人需要替我去 我们讨论过这个问题了 No, someone doesn't have to! We've been over this!
我认真的 我没开玩笑 I'm serious. I'm serious!
救命 Help!
他想杀了我 He's trying to kill me!
先生 从车上下来 举起你的双手 Sir, step out of the vehicle with your hands up.
谢谢 Thank you.
万分感谢 Thank you.
是他吗 Is that him?
先生 如果你拒不配合 Sir, if you do not comply,
那我只能强制使用武力了 I'll have no choice but to remove you by force.
好吧 Okay!
我出来了 I'm coming out!
抱歉 警察先生 Sorry about that, Mr. Policeman,
我认错人了 I thought you were someone else.
永远都要跟着第一感觉走 臭小子 Should always go with that first instinct, shit bird.
你好啊 罗伊 Hi, Roy.
你叫增援了吗 You called for backup?
伙计 你他妈到底在干什么 Dude, what the fuck are you doing?
没事的 放轻松 我只是 Oh, come on, relax. I just,
我只是夹了他一下 I just clipped him.
不只是夹了一下这么简单吧 You did not just clip him.
他他妈就是个施虐狂 He's a fucking sadist.
我 我只是在救你 你得感谢我才对 I‐‐ I was just saving you! You should be thanking me.
他会杀了你的 He was gonna kill you.
好吧 不用了 谢谢你 Okay, well, no, thank you.
不许动 把双手举过头顶 Freeze! Put your hands above your head!
吃屎去吧 臭警察 Suck my dick, Officer Bitch.
讲真 老兄 你就别管我们了 Seriously, man, just leave us alone.
你他妈打算电击我吗 傻逼 Are you gonna fucking tase me, fuck face?
好啊 来啊 电我啊 Oh yeah, go ahead and Tase me.
快点 想来就来啊 Come on, just do it.
我在碰你的摩托车哦 I'm touching your bike.
她他妈是谁 Who the fuck is she?
你到底怎么回事 What the hell is going on with you?
怎么了 只是事情有点失控而已 What? It got a little out of hand.
-只是有点失控吗 -对不起 ‐ You think. ‐ Sorry.
痛苦是真实的 The pain is real.
你怎么就不明白呢 Why can't you understand that?
这无关紧要 什么都不重要 不是吗 It doesn't matter. Nothing matters. Right?
-这可是你说的 -不 痛是要紧的 - Those are your words. ‐ No. Pain matters!
我们对别人做的事是要紧的 What we do to other people matters!
当一个恶霸并不有趣 好吧 Being a source of terror is not fun, okay.
这并不能让人感到满足 我有经验的 It's not fulfilling. I know this from experience.
虽然一切都会被重置 人们会忘记一切 但这不重要 It doesn't matter that everything resets and people don't remember.
我们会记得 我们得面对我们做过的事 We remember. We have to deal with the things that we do.
我的天 你不如泪流成河好了 Oh my God. Cry me a river,
奈尔斯 你永远不会面对他 Nyles, you were never gonna deal with him.
-事实上我还帮了你 去你的 -不 萨拉 去你的 - I actually did you a favor. So, fuck you. ‐ No, Sarah, fuck you.
突然间 你就开始表现得像个小孩 Out of nowhere, you just start acting like a child,
顺便 这也是一开始你被困在这个鬼地方的原因 which, by the way, is how you got stuck in this shit to begin with.
看吧 就是个小孩 See? A child.
那边他妈的给我闭嘴 Shut the fuck up over there!
我被困在这鬼地方 还不都是因为你 I got stuck in this shit because you got me stuck in it.
我试图阻止过你 I tried to stop you.
还是你不记得了 我说"停下 别进来" Or don't you remember. I said, "Stop, don't come in."
但是不行 萨拉该怎么做由不得你 But no, you can't tell Sarah what to do.
她自己都能解决的 She's got it all figured out.
你认真的吗 Are you serious right now?
我跟着你进那个山洞 是因为我喜欢你 I followed you into that cave because I liked you
而且有人想要伤害你 and someone was trying to hurt you.
因为我在乎你 Because I give a shit,
而你显然对此一无所知 which is something that you clearly know nothing about.
如果当时我知道 If I had known
我将会和一个狂妄自大 可悲的恶霸 that I was going to be stuck with a pretentious, sad bully
永生永世困在一起的话 for the rest of eternity,
我会能离你多远就多远 I would have stayed so far away from you,
而且我肯定永远都不会和你上床 and I sure as hell would never have fucked you.
拜托 我们都上过无数次床了 Oh please, we've fucked like a thousand times.
什么 What?
你刚刚说什么 What did you say?
-什么 我什么也没说 -回答我 ‐ Wha‐‐ I didn't say‐‐ ‐ Answer me.
我撒谎了 好吧 I lied, okay.
我们之前上过床 We did hook up before.
很多次 A lot.
我只需要在婚礼上 All I had to do was bail you
用那段荒谬可笑的演讲来打动你就行 out with that ridiculous speech at the wedding.
但是那不一样 But it was different then.
那总是会重置 It was always just gonna reset.
再后来你就被困在了这里 然后... And then you got stuck in here and‐‐
我也不知道 也许我本该告诉你的 I don't know, maybe I should have told you,
但我不想说 but I didn't wanna tell you.
我不想告诉你 I didn't wanna tell you!
所以我没说 So I didn't.
行了吧 Okay.
我要逃离这一天 I'm getting out of this day.
萨拉 我很抱歉 好吗 Look, Sarah, I'm sorry, okay.
萨拉 萨拉 萨拉 Sarah, Sarah, Sarah‐‐
你好 皮娅 Hey. Pia.
萨拉住在哪个房间 What room is Sarah staying at?
我是米丝蒂的男朋友 快告诉我 Misty's boyfriend. Come on.
好吧 不好意思 Oh, okay, right, right, sorry.
她的房间在走廊倒数第二间 Her room is second to last down the hall.
但她不在房间里 But she isn't in there.
-那她在哪 -没人知道 ‐ Where is she? ‐ No one knows.
霍华德今早去叫她起床 但她不在房间里 Howard went to wake her up this morning, but she wasn't in there.
所以 昨天晚上有人看见她睡在房间里吗 So, did anyone actually see her sleep in there last night?
她每天早上都会喊我起床 She wakes me up every morning,
各位 所以她肯定就在某个地方 guys, so she's got to be somewhere.
-奈尔斯 你在干什么 -萨拉 ‐ Nyles, what are you doing? ‐ Sarah!
快出来 Come on out!
快出来啊 Come on out!
醒醒 Wake up.
萨拉 Sarah!
醒醒 Wake up.
萨拉意识到她不是今天的主角 所以她离开了 Sarah realized the day wasn't about her so she left.
别那么说 Oh, don't say that.
不 霍华德 No, Howard.
皮娅又一次说对了 Once again, Pia is right.
萨拉把她的生活当成是她自己主演的肥皂剧 Sarah treats her life like it's her own private soap opera.
你是谁 Who are you?
米丝蒂的男朋友 Misty's boyfriend.
醒醒 Wake up.
她在哪 Where is she?
说真的 是不是她让你们这么做的 Seriously, did she tell you guys to do this.
你们没有进那个山洞 但是她让你们这么做的 对吧 You didn't go in the cave, but she told you to do this, right?
我觉得和他共处一室很危险 I don't‐‐ I don't feel safe with him in the ho‐‐
我觉得我们应该给警察打电话 I feel like we should call the cops.
-他就像 说实话... -萨拉 - That's, like, honestly‐‐ - Sarah!
我再也没有安全感了 I don't feel safe anymore.
瞧瞧这对俊男美女 And how gorgeous are these two?
他们绝对是人生赢家了 对吧 I mean, hashtag lifegoals, am I right, guys?
我们太坏了 We're so bad.
-把我的腿抬起来 -醒醒 ‐ Hold my leg up. - Wake up.
在空军储备基地 我吃了整整三个披萨 Airforce Reserves, I ate three whole pizzas.
兰迪 你讲的故事最有趣了 Randy, you have the best stories.
我知道 I know.
我的天 Oh my God.
新郎官来啦 The wedding guy's here.
-是啊 -我需要个吸粉的管 ‐ Yeah. ‐ I need a breather.
-我能 我能... -请吧 - Can I, can I‐‐ ‐ Oh, please.
试试看 这是我特地为你准备的 Go for it. I brought it for you, man.
米丝蒂的男朋友 你要来点儿吗 Misty's boyfriend. Are you in on this?
那就是明摆着不要了 好吧 That's a hard no. Okay. All right. Well,
我想来点 don't mind if I do.
这东西不错 对吧 That's good, right?
现在他已婚了 你看他要回婚宴了 Now he's married, man. Watch him go back to the wedding.
我永远都不想结婚 I never wanna be married.
-你还好吗 兄弟 -你们俩昨晚在这里睡的吗 ‐ You okay, dude? ‐ Did you two sleep in here last night?
不是 塔拉坚持结婚前 No, Tala's all about that no sleeping together
不能睡在一起 所以亚伯睡在了这里 before marriage thing, so Abe took it.
问这干什么 Why?
亚伯昨晚是在这里睡的 Abe slept here last night?
是啊 怎么了 Yeah. What's up?
你简直太迷人了 So fucking beautiful.
亚伯拉罕 你个衣冠禽兽 我全都明白了 Abraham, you slick fuck, I get it.
-你说什么 -你和萨拉 这下都解释得通了 - Excuse me. - You and Sarah, it all makes sense now.
他在说什么 What's he talking about?
你的姐姐和亚伯拉罕 Your sister and Abraham
上过床 boned each other.
她每天早晨都和他一起醒来 She wakes up with him every single day
然后她也许会趁时间还早偷偷溜出去 and then probably sneaks out in the morning.
天哪 难怪连她自己都厌恶自己 God, no wonder she hates herself.
给 闻闻这个 Here, smell this.
-这是亚伯房间里的枕头 -闭嘴 你去坐好 - From Abe's room. - Shut up and sit down.
-你喝醉了 -奈尔斯 你在干什么 - You're drunk. ‐ Nyles, what are you doing?
你闭嘴 搞特雷弗去 Just shut up and go fuck Trevor.
这不是真的 对吧 That isn't true, is it?
什么 不是 当然不是 What? No. No!
这人整天醉醺醺的 This guy's been drunk all day.
你这话也许没错 That may be accurate.
但是 一旦你闻了这个枕头 你就会认出 However, if you do smell the pillow, you will recognize
富尼耶那款"兰花盛开"香水的独特气味 the distinct scent of Orchid Explosion by Fournier,
那是萨拉生日那天你送她的香发喷雾 the hair mist you got for Sarah on her birthday.
在座的还有哪位喷了富尼耶那款"兰花盛开"香水吗 Does anyone else here wear Orchid Explosion by Fournier?
我的天 Oh my God.
我看是没有 I didn't think so.
你给我滚出去 Get the fuck out of here, okay.
亚伯 跟我出去走走 Abe, let's take a walk.
你不会真相信这家伙的话吧 You don't actually believe this guy, do you?
你在新婚前夜出轨了 You cheated on your fiancée the night before your wedding
还是跟新娘的姐姐 with her sister?
还有 你们都是混蛋 And you know what, fuck all of you.
萨拉是个好姑娘 Sarah's a good person,
但是不知为何 but for some reason,
对你们来说 她永远都不够好 she's never been good enough for any of you‐‐
给我过来 Come here.
别过来 Stay back!
你想毁掉我的人生吗 来吧 Try to ruin my life, huh? Come on. Let's go.
米丝蒂的男朋友 Misty's boyfriend!
我的天 我的天哪 Oh my God, oh my God!
老天 我脸上是有个叉子吗 Oh my God, is there a fork in my face?
女士们先生们 有请新娘的父母 Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to invite
上台带来为今晚特别准备的表演 the mother and the father of the bride for a one‐night special performance.
塔拉 Tala,
你知道我不善言辞 但是 you know that I'm not great with words, but
我确实爱你胜过一切 I do love you more than anything.
所以 我们要合唱一首歌 So, we're going to perform a number
在我嫁给霍华德那天晚上 我也唱了这首歌 that I sung to Howard on our wedding night.
当你们日后面临艰难时光 It's a song that I want you two to remember
希望你们记得这首歌 when you fall into hard times.
爱能够帮你们度过一切 Love can get you through anything.
请欣赏《恋人协奏曲》 And this is A Lover's Concerto.
♪雨滴何其温柔♪ ♪How gentle is the rain♪
♪轻轻落在草地上♪ ♪That falls softly on the meadow♪
我好想她 杰瑞 I miss her, Jerry.
谁 Who?
-萨拉 -怀尔德家的吗 ‐ Sarah. ‐ Wilder?
我都不知道你们认识 I didn't know you knew her.
我爱她 I love her.
我懂 I see.
缘分妙不可言 That's interesting.
醒醒 Wake up.
罗伊 Roy!
我来自首了 I'm turning myself in!
你来折磨我吧 我不在乎 Torture me, I don't care!
混账东西 Motherfucker.
你说得对 这条路太黑暗了 You were right, it's dark down here!
你到底来这搞什么 What the fuck are you doing here?
罗伊 Hey, Roy.
我认输 你赢了 I give up. You win.
没事的 各位 It's okay, everybody.
这是我外甥 It's my nephew.
多谢各位关心 Thanks for your concern.
你不能过来 You cannot be here.
-那人是谁 -妈的 - Who was that man? ‐ Fuck!
亲爱的 Hey, hon.
这位是 This is
-奈尔斯 -奈尔斯 ‐ Nyles. ‐ Nyles.
他是个老朋友 He's an old friend.
金枪鱼马上就好 我们去后院叙叙旧 Tuna will be ready soon, and we'll be out back.
你看起来很难过 You look sad.
他没事的 亲爱的 Oh, he's okay, sweetie.
双胞胎 Twins.
你能相信我这年纪搞了对双胞胎出来吗 Do you believe I made these at my age?
要是我那天晚上少喝了杯迈泰鸡尾酒 If I'd had one less Mai Tai that night,
我就会把套子戴好 也就不会有他们了 I'd have put the condom on right, and they wouldn't be here.
所以 敬迈泰一杯 So, here's to Mai Tais.
所以这就是你的生活吗 So, this is your life?
还不错吧 Not bad, huh?
漂亮的老婆 Beautiful wife,
可爱的孩子们 beautiful kids.
小乔伊在给狗屎浇水 Little Joey is watering dog shit.
虽然奇怪 It's weird.
但还是可爱 But... it's beautiful.
你不是说过"婚姻是无底洞 带来无尽悲伤"吗 What happened to marriage being a "Bottomless pit of sorrow"?
你要知道 事情是会改变的 Things change, you know.
每件事的重要程度也会改变 Priorities change.
好了 你是来干什么的 Okay, so what are you doing here?
快说吧 我老婆都被吓到了 Just get on with it. You're freaking my wife out.
我也不知道 I don't know, I‐‐
-我有段时间没见你了 -可不是吗 - I hadn't seen you in a while. ‐ Yeah, no shit.
上次见面之后 我进了医院 I ended up in the hospital last time I saw you.
护士不让我睡觉 Nurses wouldn't let me sleep.
他们害怕我昏过去 They were afraid I'd go into a coma.
没什么比在重症监护室里慢慢死去更糟了 Nothing worse than dying slowly in the ICU.
你让我很生气 伙计 I had a lot of anger towards you, man.
毕竟 I mean,
我看不到孩子们长大 I'm not going to see my kids grow up,
也没法把莉比交到未来丈夫的手里 never gonna walk little Libby down the aisle.
我那时太蠢了 只顾着自己 I guess I had my head up my own ass.
我当时没太明白 I mean, I didn't really
我让你经历了什么 comprehend what I was putting you through.
但是在医院的那一小段时间真的让我想开了 That little stint in the hospital really opened my eyes, though.
这里的一天总是美好的 This was always a good day here.
你懂吧 You know.
我老婆正值最有女人味的年纪 My wife in the prime of her womanhood.
小乔伊在照顾他的狗屎 Little Joey tending his dog shit.
今天下午晚些时候 莉比会画一张全家福 Libby's gonna do a family portrait later this afternoon
那里面我们都是动物 where we're all animals.
我是个抱抱熊 I'm a cuddly grizzly bear.
我的意思是 这样再好不过了 I mean, it doesn't get any better than that.
你得找到你的"安心处" You gotta find your Irvine.
我没有"安心处" I don't have an Irvine.
我们都有"安心处" We all have an Irvine.
话说回来 那个开警车偷袭我的疯婆子是谁 Hey, who was that loony bitch that blindsided me with the cop car, anyway?
别那么叫她 Don't call her that.
你带她去山洞了 是不是 You took her to the cave, didn't you?
你没从这一切中吸取教训吗 Did you learn nothing from all this?
她跟着我进去的 She followed me in.
至少你们还能互相作伴 Well, at least you have each other.
最糟的就是独自经历这破事 Nothing worse than going through this shit alone.
好了 我觉得你该走了 Okay, I think it's time for you to go.
-我能留下来吃晚饭吗 -不能 伙计 ‐ Can I stay for dinner? ‐ No, man, look, I‐‐
我觉得我们最好再也别见面了 I think it's best if we don't see each other anymore.
问题不在你 在我 It's not you, it's me.
你能再杀死我一次吗 Could you kill me one more time?
现在杀的话 You could still
还可以避开晚高峰 beat the traffic?
好吧 去边院 All right. Side yard.
希望你能找到你的安心处 伙计 I hope you find it, man.
嗯 Yeah.
我要逃离这一天 I'm getting out of this day.
萨拉 我很抱歉 好吗 Look, Sarah, I'm sorry, okay.
萨拉 萨拉 萨拉 Sarah, Sarah, Sarah‐‐
这一定会是场美妙的婚礼 It's gonna be a beautiful wedding.
闭嘴 Shut up.
这事很糟糕 很离谱 That was awful and crazy
这事就不该发生 and it should never have happened,
要是有什么报应找上咱俩 and we both deserve every single fucking terrible thing
都是我们活该 that is coming toward us
因为我们都是烂人 because we are very shitty people.
但我不想再烂下去了 But... I am done being shitty.
妈的 Fuck.
我们都干了什么啊 简直蠢到家 What did we do? That was‐‐ that was so stupid
我就是个出轨的人渣 I'm a cheating piece of shit.
-好吧 我得走了 -我就跟我爸一个死样 ‐ Yeah, okay, great, I gotta go. - I'm like my dad!
塔拉和亚伯的婚礼 11月9日
网络课程量子力学
未来的可能性是惟一的 这源于定律... There's only one possible future given the laws of our‐‐
是的 但是这会允许观察者介入 Yeah, but it would allow an observer access
柯西视界另一侧的非确定宇宙 to the indeterministic universe on the other side of the Cauchy horizon.
好吧 看来你并不需要我帮忙 Okay. Sounds like you don't need my help.
你不会有事的 你会好好的 You'll be okay. You'll do just fine.
醒醒 Wake up.
-你来了 -对 - You're here? ‐ Yep.
嗯... Well,
见到你真好 it's good to see you.
你气色很不错 You look, you look great.
是啊 我又不会变老 Yeah, well, I can't age.
也对 Right.
放我进去 萨拉 Let me in, Sarah.
你不能把我锁在自己的房门外面 You can't lock me out of my own room.
奈尔斯 Nyles!
所以 你过得怎么样 So, how have you been?
一塌糊涂 So bad.
我的意思是 I mean,
不 真的真的糟糕透顶 No, yeah, really, really bad.
我能说句话吗 Look, can I just say something?
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry,
抱歉对你说谎 不告诉你我们的过去 for lying, for not telling you about our past.
你跟我生气 躲我这么久 And I don't blame you for being mad at me
我都不怪你 and staying away for so long.
但我想了很多 But I've been thinking about it a lot,
我也说不准 我觉得我们很合得来 and I don't know, I feel like we had something really good going
当然是在我搞砸之前 before I screwed it up, you know.
那么 你觉得我们有机会重新来过吗 So, do you think there's any way we could just start over?
谢谢你 Thank you.
你说完了吗 Are you done?
-说完了 -好 ‐ Yeah. ‐ Cool.
所以 So,
我感觉我找到出路了 I think I found a way out.
我们被困在一盒能量中 We are trapped in a box of energy.
我们得在3.2秒内逃出盒子 We get out of it by escaping the box
因为盒子要花3.2秒的时间重启循环 in the 3.2 seconds it takes to travel through the loop itself.
"逃出盒子" 指的是 And by "Escaping the box," You mean
我们在那个空档把自己跟山洞一起炸掉 We blow up ourselves and the cave during that window.
假设我们刚好在那一刻引爆炸弹 And if we detonate the C4 at the exact right moment,
它就会把我们 it will propel us
推出去 out.
去哪里 To where?
不知道 I don't know.
我们醒来后 可能是今天 We could wake up, and it's today,
也可能是20年之后 we could wake up, and it's 20 years from now,
又或许 我们可能会死在一堆碎石下 or, you know, we could be dead under a pile of rocks.
我们没有办法确定 There's really no way to be sure,
所以这只是个理论 that's why it's a theory.
但我们还是得试试 But we have to try.
行吧 Yeah, I guess.
但我们真的要尝试吗 Do we, though? I mean,
我不想再次看到你希望落空 I don't want you to set yourself up for disappointment again.
还记得之前因果报应的那事吗 Remember the whole karma thing?
这不一样 This is different.
我做过试验的 I tested it.
试验过 怎么试的 Tested it? How?
斯伯兹的山羊 我把她送进山洞里了 Spuds' goat. I sent her into the cave
然后我 把她给炸了 and I, I blew her up.
我不知道她去了哪里 反正不在那儿了 I don't know where she went, but she is not here anymore.
-你能帮我拉一下拉链吗 -等等 - Can you zip me up? ‐ Wait.
那只山羊不见了吗 The goat is gone?
太不可思议了 对吧 That's crazy, right?
所以 我们就撑过今天 So, I think that we just get through the rest of today,
别做什么太过疯狂的事情 然后今晚 we don't do anything too nuts, and then tonight,
我们永别这个鬼地方 we pace the fuck out of this shithole.
你确定你不想 I mean, you sure you don't wanna
再多做几次试验什么的吗 run some more tests or something?
什么 不 你在说什么呢 What? No. What are you talking about?
这个山洞又跑不了 Well, it's just the cave's not going anywhere.
急什么呢 What's the big rush, you know,
万一真发生了意外怎么办 in case something actually does happen?
我的天 Holy shit.
你是不是害怕离开 Are you scared to leave?
什么 我才没有 What? No.
我一点都不怕 Not at all.
我只是不想离开而已 I just don't want to leave.
-这是有区别的 -区别是什么 - There's a difference. ‐ Oh yeah? What's the difference?
我想和你呆在一起 I wanna stay with you.
听着 我爱你 好吗 Look, I love you, okay.
这个答案怎么样 How about that?
你说什么 What?
我爱你 I love you.
你 You
你怎么能确定这事 How can you even know that?
我是唯一一个和你一起被困在这里的人 I'm literally the only other human being stuck in here with you.
并不 还有罗伊呢 但我不爱他 No. What about Roy? I don't love him.
我的天哪 奈尔斯 Oh my God. Nyles.
我... 所以你... I... So you, you're,
你的意思是 就算在真实世界 you are saying that out there, in the real world,
就算你还有无数的人可以选 with millions of other people to choose from,
-你仍会选择我吗 -是啊 - you would still choose me? ‐ Yeah.
但我又为什么会想回去呢 But why would I want to go back there anyway, you know.
那是个充满死亡与贫穷的世界 It's a world with death and poverty,
那里充斥着绝望 debilitating emotional distress.
至少在这里 我们可以在一起 At least in here, we get to be together.
你简直疯了 You have lost your mind.
有那么糟糕吗 这就是爱啊 Is that so bad? That's what love is all about!
不要太过害怕它的存在 Don't be so afraid of it.
这一切都不是真的 奈尔斯 This isn't real, Nyles.
我们在这里所做的一切 都他妈的毫无意义 Everything that we are doing in here is fucking meaningless.
那又怎样 So what?
又不是说你在现实世界就过得很好 I mean, it's not like things were going so great for you out there.
我知道你跟亚伯的事情 好吗 Look, I know about you and Abe, okay.
假设你的计划成功了 And if your plan works,
你就得处理一大堆新的烂摊子了 that's a whole other mess you're gonna have to deal with.
你怎么知道的 How do you know about that?
兰花盛开 Orchid Explosion
富尼耶香水 by Fournier.
但这都不重要 But it doesn't matter!
我不在乎那些 这就是我的风格 I don't care about that stuff. That's like my whole thing.
我不能一直在那里醒来 I can't keep waking up in there.
无视掉就好了 Just ignore it.
我得过回我原来的生活 I need my life back.
我在问你 And I am asking you
你要不要和我一起 if you want to leave this place
离开这个地方 and come with me.
我拒绝 And I'm saying no.
但我也想请你留下 But I'm also asking you to stay.
再见 奈尔斯 Goodbye, Nyles.
什么 What?
萨拉 Sarah.
奈尔斯 刚刚是什么情况 Nyles, what the fuck was that?
我们分手吧 We should break up.
-什么 -你并不喜欢我 ‐ What? ‐ You don't like me.
我确实不喜欢你 I don't like you,
但我们也不该分手啊 but I don't think we should break up.
-什么 -没有哪个人会和我提分手 ‐ What? ‐ People don't break up with me.
这简直一团糟 This is so fucked up.
-行 -我要和你分手 ‐ Okay. ‐ I'm breaking up with you.
是我先有这个想法的 I had the idea first.
♪盲目之人可以看见♪ ♪The blind may see♪
♪却远离♪ ♪But stay behind relief♪
♪所有的♪ ♪Of all♪
♪责任与贪婪♪ ♪Liability and greed♪
♪别无渴求♪ ♪And there's nothing more you need♪
-谢谢 -你的皮肤真好 - Thank you. - You have beautiful skin.
-我超爱你的发型 -我也是 - I love your haircut. ‐ Me too.
事不宜迟 有请真正的伴娘 Without further adieu, let me bring up the actual maid of honor,
新娘的亲姐姐萨拉致辞 the big sister of the bride, Sarah.
祝你好运 亲爱的 Good luck, girl.
谢谢你 米丝蒂 Thank you, Misty.
在我12岁的时候 when I was 12,
我换了一所新的学校 I had just started at this new school
那时我对世界充满了恐惧 and I was truly terrified of the world,
每晚都被噩梦缠身 and, I kept having these really awful nightmares.
然而有一次 我一夜安眠 And then one morning I woke up after a full night of sleep.
醒来之后我发现塔拉 And I find Tala
躺在我身旁 asleep next to me,
抱着我 holding me.
她听到我睡梦中的哭声 She'd heard me crying in my sleep,
于是... 她钻到我被窝里 依偎在我身边 and... she... crawled into my bed to snuggle me
只为让我好受一些 because she thought that might help.
当时她才五岁 And she was, like, five years old.
从此我再也没有做过噩梦 And I never had another nightmare.
在你身旁的她 you have this
无私又充满希望 selflessness and this hopefulness
她真的非常特别 that's really... special.
像她这样的人真的很少见 It's really rare.
姐姐本该引导着妹妹 Big sisters are supposed to teach baby sisters,
但我在今日与未来 but I will today and forever,
在往后余生的每一天 and ever and ever,
都会向你学习 be learning from you.
现在 亚伯 And now, Abe,
你可别搞砸了 don't fuck this up.
我不会的 I won't.
那就好 Good.
你身上的味道真好闻 You smell so good.
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
希望你能听到这段话 我再次向你致歉 So, hopefully you get this and sorry about that, again.
希望咱们能早日再见 And, I hope to see you soon.
就这样 Okay.
亲爱的 你刚刚的致辞真的很不错 That was a lovely speech, dear.
多谢夸奖 娜娜 谢谢 Thank you, Nana. Thanks.
你知道吗 我也是幼年丧母 You know, I lost my mother when I was very young, too.
嗯 Yeah.
我估计你也快离开了 Well, I suppose now that you'll be going soon.
祝你好运 Good luck.
你还好吗 亲爱的 You okay, sweetheart?
我已经尝遍了人生百味 I've felt everything I'll ever feel,
从今以后 我将心如死灰 so I'll never feel ever again.
泰德 你给这孩子倒了些什么酒 What're you pouring this kid, Ted?
那是他今晚的第一杯 That's his first drink.
我还以为自己知道该怎么过活 I thought I knew how to live.
但我并不知道 I didn't.
也许我现在仍不知道 Or I don't?
亲爱的 你往四周看看 Honey, take a look around.
你所追寻的东西不在这里 Whatever you're after, it ain't here.
我的天哪 Oh my God.
我真是个蠢蛋 I'm an idiot.
你确定他没嗑药吗 You sure he didn't take anything?
这孩子只是在这伤春悲秋罢了 Kid's just moping there.
我他妈的是个大人 有辆小货车的泰德 I'm a fucking adult, Ted with the pickup truck.
你再这么跟我说话 You talk to me like that,
我就打得你满地找牙 you'll be pulling your teeth from the bar.
谢了 泰德 Thanks, Ted,
别 别 No. No!
妈的 Damn it!
斯伯兹 别开枪 别开枪 Spuds! Don't shoot, don't shoot!
求你了 你得帮帮我 Please, I‐‐ I need help.
载我一程就行 A ride, anything.
你他妈是谁 Who the fuck are you?
30年前 你在阿伯丁的一家酒吧遇到了一个 Thirty years ago, you met a woman named Tracy Holmes
叫特蕾茜·霍尔姆斯的女人 at a bar in Aberdeen.
她在洗手间要了你的第一次 然后就离开了那里 She took your virginity in the bathroom and then left town.
你从此再也没见过她 You never saw her again.
斯伯兹 Spuds,
我是你的儿子 I'm your son.
我就知道 I always had a feeling.
萨拉 Sarah!
萨拉 等等 Sarah, wait!
等等 Wait!
我现在明白了 你是对的 I get it now. You were right.
我当时确实是怕了 I was scared,
但我现在不怕了 but I'm not anymore!
听我说 萨拉 Look, Sarah,
从我第一次看见你开始... from the first time that I saw you...
别这样 闭嘴 No, stop. Stop it.
奈尔斯 我不想再听你长篇大论了 Nyles, I don't, I don't want another one of your speeches,
好吗 all right?
你还可以再说一句话 You get one more sentence.
好 Okay.
虽然我假装自己不是这样 Even though I pretend not to be,
但我意识到 我极度依赖别人 I've realized that I'm completely co‐dependent,
但我觉得无所谓 but I'm cool with it
因为我觉得 人生应当被分享 because I think that life should be shared now,
我需要你活着 and I need you to survive.
好 Okay.
-一句话说完了 -我需要你活着 逗号 - That's your one sentence. ‐ I need you to survive, comma,
但更重要的是... but it's so much more than that...
冒号 colon.
我比任何人都更加了解你 I know you better than anyone knows you.
你记得吗 我们看到恐龙的那天晚上 And remember that night we saw the dinosaurs,
你自己说过 如果要真正了解一个人 you said it yourself, in order to really know a person
就得看得全面一些 既要看优点 也要看缺点 you have to see the entire package, the good and the bad,
我已经了解你的全部了 你棒极了 萨拉 and I've seen your package, and it is excellent, Sarah.
并列号[&] Ampersand.
你是我这辈子最喜欢的人 You're my favorite person that I've ever met,
对 我知道这巧得离谱 and, yes, I know that it's crazy odds that
我这辈子最喜欢的人 the person I like the most in my entire life
是我在陷入轮回时遇到的人 would be someone I met while I was stuck in a time loop,
但你知道还有什么巧得离谱吗 but you know what else has crazy odds?
陷入轮回 Getting stuck in a time loop.
点点点... Dot, dot, dot...
-是省略号 -省略号 谢谢你 ‐ Ellipses. ‐ Ellipses, thank you.
那叫省略号 It's called an ellipses.
省略号 听我说 Ellipses, look,
我希望炸弹那招能管用 I hope that blowing ourselves up works,
但只要你在我身边 but it's really irrelevant to me
这些对我来说就无所谓 as long as I'm with you.
如果我们就这么死了 那我 And if it kills us, well then
我宁愿和你一起死 I'd rather die with you
也不愿独自活在这个世界上 than live in this world without you,
表强调的句号 emphatic period.
这句子的语法真是没眼看 That was a grammatical nightmare.
我希望我没太偏离重点 Yeah, I'm hoping it didn't distract from my point too much.
表强调的句号 I mean, an emphatic period
就是 就是个感叹号 is just a‐‐ it's just an exclamation point.
我不想表现得太绝望 I didn't want to seem desperate.
如果我们彼此厌倦怎么办 What if we get sick of each other?
我们已经彼此厌倦了 We're already sick of each other.
这最棒了 It's the best.
没有你我也能活得很好 I can survive just fine without you, you know.
但是 But there‐‐ there's
你或许会让人生不那么无聊 a chance that this life can be a little less mundane with you in it.
没错 Yeah.
不那么无聊 Less mundane.
这要求不高 这会是个很好的开始 That's a super low bar. That's a great place to start.
好 Okay.
来吧 看看我们会不会被炸死 Come on. Let's see if we blow up and die.
好吧 Okay.
山羊消失的事是真的 还是扯淡 So, was the whole goat disappearing thing for real or was that bullshit?
太晚了 你已经上贼船了 It's too late, you've already committed.
失策啊 Damn it!
等这事解决之后 第一次约会你想去哪 Where do you wanna go on our first date when this for sure works?
-你妈家 -行 这就是个错误 ‐ Your mom's house. ‐ Okay. This was a mistake.
-你妈才是个错误 -好吧 ‐ Your mom's a mistake. ‐ All right.
以防万一我再也见不到你了 In case I don't see you again,
我也爱你 I love you, too.
现在我们该干嘛呢 So, now what do we do?
我或许应该把我的狗接回来 Well, I should probably go pick up my dog.
你居然还养了条狗 You have a dog?
对 叫弗雷德 Yeah. Fred.
-你养了条叫弗雷德的狗 -没错 - You have a dog named Fred? ‐ I do.
你从来没提过这件事 You've never mentioned this.
从没聊到过啊 Never came up.
-它在哪 -在邻居家 ‐ Where is he? ‐ With a neighbor.
它是什么品种的狗 What kind of dog is he?
就那种毛茸茸的狗 He's one of them shaggy dogs.
"就那种毛茸茸的狗" "He's one of them shaggy dogs."
你俩在我家泳池干嘛呢 Hey, what the fuck are you doing in our pool?
看来他们在11月10日回来了 I guess they come back November 10th.
♪我进城看我的姑娘♪ ♪I went downtown to see milady♪
♪她放了我鸽子 我站在那里等待♪ ♪She stood me up and I stood there waiting♪
♪但会没事的♪ ♪But it'll be all right♪
♪当清晨来临♪ ♪When the morning comes♪
♪现在我无所适从 被雨淋湿了头发♪ ♪Now I'm up in the air with the rain in my hair♪
♪我无处可去 便随处可去♪ ♪I've got nowhere to go, I can go anywhere♪
♪会没事的♪ ♪It'll be all right♪
♪当清晨来临♪ ♪When the morning comes♪
♪顺便一提而已 我没要求♪ ♪Just in passing I'm not asking♪
♪你改变自己♪ ♪That you be anyone but you♪
♪但当你回家时 当你试图独自回家时♪ ♪But when you come home, try to come home alone♪
♪有人陪会更好♪ ♪It's so much better with two♪
臭小子 Hey, shit bird.
我昨晚收到了你女友发的消息 I got the message from your girlfriend last night.
那个理论可真够疯狂的 That is a pretty crazy theory.
你真的觉得那会管用吗 You really think it could work?
抱歉 我们认识吗 I'm sorry. Do I know you?
我叫奈尔斯 I'm Nyles.
你好 Hi.
这不可能 No way.
黛茜 给我来一大堆酒 Daisy, I'd like... lots of alcohol please.
-幸会 -幸会 ‐ Nice to meet you. ‐ Yeah.
♪当清晨来临♪ ♪When the morning comes♪
♪顺便一提而已 我没要求♪ ♪Just in passing, I'm not asking♪
♪你改变自己♪ ♪That you be anyone but you♪
♪但当你回家时 当你试图独自回家时♪ ♪But when you come home try to come home alone♪
♪有人陪会更好♪ ♪It's so much better with two♪
♪现在我垂垂老矣 已被忘记♪ ♪Now I'm out in the cold and I'm getting old♪
♪站在这里服侍你♪ ♪Standing here waiting on you♪
♪会没事的♪ ♪It'll be all right♪
♪当清晨来临♪ ♪When the morning comes♪
♪会没事的♪ ♪It'll be all right♪
♪当清晨来临♪ ♪When the morning comes♪
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