阿卡姆疯人院 Arkham Asylum.
这座监狱关押着全世界迄今所知的最强大反派 Prison to the greatest supervillains the world has ever known.
还有班卓琴先生 And Mr. Banjo.
自RobotChicken DC漫画特辑第一集之后 Ever since the first "Robot Chicken DC Comics Special",
#RCDC
人类又一次不再受到这些异类的威胁 Humanity has been safe from these deviants.
直到 Until...
今晚 the night.
莱克斯·卢瑟
谜语人
猩猩Grodd
异超人
塞尼斯托
稻草人
企鹅
寒冰队长
班卓琴先生
现在播出Robot Chicken DC漫画特辑第二集 And now,the Robot Chicken DC Comics Special 2
反派们的天堂 Villains in paradise.
小标签RCDC2VIP #RCDC2VIP
您想买一盒女童子军饼干吗？ Would you like to buy some girls scout cookies?
No!
好的，谢谢你，先生 Okay. Thanks, mister.
可是，异超人，都说了no But Bizarro... said no.
每天这样上班儿简直要人命啊 Oh, this commute is murder.
Okay.
动身吧 Let's do this!
滚...... Get aw...
恶，你们这些小吸血鬼 Ow! You little vampires.
哦，我的莫卡辛鞋 Oh, my moccasin.
哦，别啊，别又是那样！ Oh, no, not again!
No, no!
轻点儿蹭吧，顽皮鳄鱼 Just be gentle, Mr. Snappy.
这破烂玩意儿出什么毛病了！ What is wrong with this piece of shit!
慢点儿刷 Swipe it slower.
呃，这也太慢了 Ah, that's to slow.
卡的磁条朝向对么？ Is it facing the right way?
朝向当然是...... Of course it's facing the right...
好吧，不对 Okay, it was not.
爸，这简直是胡闹 Dad, this is total bull crap.
这是春假 It's Spring Break.
我男朋友邀请我到他家人去的海滩去 My boyfriend invited me to his family's place at the beach.
法院宣告由我在周末和节假日监护你 Well, the court says I get you on weekends and holidays.
无论你喜不喜欢，我们得一起过这个春假 Like it or not,we're spending this time together.
做什么？ Doing what?
我已经为你计划好了 Oh, I have a plan for you.
我要双份浓缩拿铁咖啡 Give me a double espresso latte,
半脱咖啡因，中倍泡沫，撒上些碎荷兰巧克力 half decaf, medium foam, with a dusting of dutch chocolate.
那个秃头混蛋 That bald son of a bitch.
天气巫师要我们带咖啡给他么？ - Does Weather Wizard want coffee? 我给他发过短信了 - I texted him.
我觉得他还没回短信是 因为在玩这些三消游戏 I think he's responding because those three dots are hovering right there.
请给我一份中杯的拿铁咖啡 Tall caf?latte, please.
好的，一共3.95刀 Okay, that's $3.95.
你没问我加不加鲜奶 You didn't ask me if I wanted whip or no whip.
要加鲜奶油么 Do you want whip?
加 - Whip. 好的 - Great.
我想要一杯额外加量的意大利浓缩咖啡么？ Do I want an extra shot of espresso?
我不知道，你要么？ I don't know. Do you?
我们会知道的 We'll see.
不好意思，等一下 Oh, sorry. Hold on.
放到我装钥匙的兜里了 It's... It's in my keys.
就在这里 It's in my keys.
免费给你，好么 It's on the house, okay.
免费不免费与这个无关 Free or not free has nothing to do with it.
我不知道我想不想要 I don't know if I want it.
只有硬币知道我想不想 Only the coin knows if I want it.
等等 hang on.
哦，别这样啊，WiFi密码不管用了 Oh, come on.The Wi-Fi password doesn't work.
你不就是一台活生生的超级计算机么 Aren't you a living supercomputer?
用你大脑中的WiFi吧 Use the Wi-Fi in your brain.
我又没有WiFi I don't have Wi-fi.
我有3G网络 I have 3G.
我被用于糟糕的家庭上网套餐了 And I'm locked in a shitty family plan.
我妈把我所有的数据包都用来传输《灵书妙探》剧集了 Mom blows through all my data netflixing episodes of "Castle". netflixing：观看完一整季电视剧
我自己都没得用了 I have no minutes ever.
再也没了！ Ever!
春假期间在这里干活？这真是扯淡，Lena Working here on your Spring Break? That's total bull crap, Lena.
行，把这说给“战秃老爹”听吧 Yeah.Well, tell that to Daddy War-Bald.
“战秃老爹”！ "Daddy War-Bald"!
我们该，我们该在推特上互跟 We... We should follow each other on Twitter. 国内网络无法使用推特，不方便解释
达蒙·林德洛夫（编剧）有次喜欢过我的推文 Damon Lindelof favorited my tweet once.
@达蒙·林德洛夫毁掉了《普罗米修斯》 @达蒙·林德洛夫点了喜欢
Lena整个春假得在那边干活了 So, Lena over there has to work on Spring break.
你知道现在该放春假了么？ Did you even know it was Spring break?
那又有什么关系么？我们根本不给假 What does it matter?We don't get vacations.
我就是那么跟Lena说的 That's what I told Lena!
她说这也太不公平了 She says that's so unfair.
Lena说了很多很对的话 Lena makes a lot of good points.
哦，你知道她是素食主义者么？ Oh! And you know she's vegan?
我真羡慕那一点，Lena I really admire that Lena.
天气巫师要我们给他带一杯美式淡咖啡 Weather Wizard wants an Americano.
就说我们已经走了 Say we already left.
我来向大家介绍一下超孩儿 I'd like to introduce you to Superboy.
我的，呃......我的克隆体 My, Uh... My clone.
你们好 What up?
“克隆体”？ "Clone"?
我就知道你没种告诉他们真相 I knew you wouldn't have the guts to tell them the truth.
我就不该给你生这个孩子 I never should have had your baby.
这十六年来我一直都是那么对你说的 That's what I've been telling you for 16 years.
没错，克隆体！ That's right, a clone!
一个不折不扣的克隆体 A clone with no strings attached.
通过我们的隐形无人机校准发射一束能量脉冲 By sending a targeted energy pulse from our stealth drone,
我们将使正义联盟的发电机失效 we will deactivate the Justice League's power generator,
把正义大厅平面图南象限方位的人全都关在里面 housed in the south quadrant of the Hall of Justice,
撕碎这些倒霉蛋英雄趁在他们毫无还手之力和...... rending those hapless heroes completely defenseless and...
我们正在开会呢！ We're in the middle of a meeting!
你们这些笨蛋想告诉我是什么事如此重要么？ Do you fools want to tell me what's so important?
如果你非要知道的话 Well, if you insist.
欢迎捧场Smallville镇高中1986年才艺演出！ Welcome to the 1986 Smallville High School talent show!
我叫性感莱克斯，我们是性感卢瑟乐队！ My name is SexyLexy and we are Sexx Luthor!
快关掉 Turn it off.
Oh, baby, baby,with that ass so sweet.
We're the brainy studs that you're dying to meet.
Sexx Luthor!
Come on! Lana Lang Lana Lang with that sweet ponntang
I wrote you a song now shake hands with my wang.
Sexx Luthor!
我说了快关掉 I said turn it off.
我把这段录成铃声了 Just made it my ringtone.
我今晚过得很愉快，艾瑞斯 I had a great time tonight, Iris.
逆闪电！ Reverse-Flash!
你不是唯一会讨好女士的人，闪电侠 You're not the only one who's good with ladies, Flash.
睁大眼睛好好欣赏“逆 艾瑞斯”吧 Feast your eyes on Revers-Iris.
我名字叫Tina My name is Tina.
起飞了！ Up, up and away!
呃，你不觉得你应该坐下么？ Uh, don't you think you should sit down?
因为我会飞得非常的快 'Cause I'm gonna flying really fast.
我只是觉得你坐下会安全些 I just think it would be safer.
我只是，你就不能变出别的形状么？ I just...Isn't there another shape?
你就不能把它变得更......像交通工具么？ Couldn't you make it more... vehicular?
为啥？ Why?
其实无所谓，只管把我放进球里出发吧 Look, it doesn't matter. Let's... Let's just go in the ball.
哦，因为这有损你的威严 Oh, because it's emasculating.
哦天，你是那种 “有话就直说吧”的人，是不是？ Oh, boy. You're one of those "Just put it right out there" guys, aren't you?
对！这很有损威严 Yes! It is emasculating.
以没有超能力坐在一个 It is emasculating to show up
橙绿色安全泡泡的形象登场很有损威严 with no superpowers in a lime-green safety bubble!
呃，我们来谈谈这件事吧 Oh. Well, no,let's talk about this for a second.
之前你不是说“更像交通工具一点儿” Earlier, you said "something more vehicular".
比如飞机？ Like a plane?
可以 - Sure 好的，等等，喷气式的还是老式螺旋桨的？ - Okay, yeah. No, jet or prop?
哦，机头有大螺旋桨的那种，当然了！ Oh, a big prop plane, for sure!
当你们在和机器人战斗的时候 And while you guys are fighting the robot,
我则卷入和史努比的狗与狗大战 I'll get in a dogfight with Snoopy.
我们直接走吧！ 我很抱歉我说了那些话 Let's just go! I am sorry I ever said anything.
听着，这次我不会让你坐着泡泡飞过去了 Look, I'm not gonna fly you in the bubble.
我知道你恨那样做，我一直都想着怎么解决这个问题 I know you hate it,and that's all I'll be thinking about.
There does come a time
when you must unwind.
And it's just the wind
and your superfriends.
Be set free.
Upon the sea.
And you're with your superfriends
until the super end.
Just sailin'!
Sailin'!
Sailing!
我，我该给我爸打电话了 I... I got to call my dad.
就能让小艾的计划进行最后一步了 ...Which will bump Eddie's plan to the end of march,
不过我不觉得有人会喜欢"Malcolm in the riddle"这部剧 but I don't think anyone loves "Malcolm in the riddle" anyway. IMDb网站上查到那部剧正好写着 在2014年RobotChicken这一集提到了那部剧。国内貌似没资源
都同意吗？ All in favor?
好吧，哪个环节有问题？ Okay, what's the problem?
你都快让我们过劳死了，卢瑟！ You're working us to the bone, Luthor!
我们整天在这坐着都把椅子磨得发亮了 We've butt-polished these seats into reflective surfaces.
我要是哪天把椅子交给Grodd I pulled a chair for Grodd the other day
他都能用棕色的眼睛凝视它当镜子照了 and got into a staring contest with his brown eye!
为什么不给我们休假？ Why don't we get vacations?
休假！ Vacation!
你们这些笨蛋有很多时间休假 You idiots have plenty of time off.
那就是进监狱 It's called prison.
卢瑟说的没错！ Luthor is correct!
我，征服者Starro，要求不放假 I, Starro The Conqueror,require no vacation.
怎么每次我就能被正义联盟打败的时候 Why when I'm defeated by the Justice League,
我第二天就能重振旗鼓呢 I'm back to business the next day.
我说的只是预想中的情况，不是实际发生的事 I was at the drawing board,not the shuffle board.
我......嘿，我们去哪儿啊？ I... Uh, hey, where we going?
哦，两个人一起尿尿，好吧，真怪啊 Oh, two guys taking a leak.All right, well, it's odd...
我们意见是一致的，对吧，伙计们 We're on the same page,right, guys?
你不该把那种东西冲下去 You shouldn't flush those things.
纽约下水道里的巨型鳄鱼就是那么来的 That's how New York got giant alligators in the sewers.
那不过是个都市传说罢了 That's just an urban legend.
哦，你真这么认为？ Oh, you think so?
开始制定新计划 Moving on a new business...
我端来了四杯摩卡咖啡，两杯加了鲜奶油，两杯没加 I have four mochas,two whipped, two naked.
什么？应该是我女儿Lena来端咖啡的 What? My daughter Lena is supposed to bring the coffee.
你哪儿冒出来的？ Who the fuck are you?
这是我外甥Calvin，他做的很棒不是么？ 想帮我妹妹家捞些外快 That's my nephew Calvin, isn't he great?Trying to help my sister out.
我在Lena和她男友度假期间接她的班 I'm taking Lena shift while she's on vacation with her boyfriend
Lena做了她想做的 Lena does what she wants.
No!
这种逆反行为是不能接受的！ This insubordination will not stand!
你听见他说的了，走吧，都结束了 我尝试过，不过没起到作用 Well, you heard him. Go. It's over.I tried, but it didn't work out.
事实就是这样，好么？告诉我妹我爱她 It is what it is, okay?Tell sis I love her.
怎么？你还看什么啊，赶紧走人啊 What? What are you looking at.Get the fuck out of here.
布莱尼亚克，接入grid网络！ Brainiac, tap into the grid!
我们要“交叉查看”全国每一家 航公公司的数据库直到找到...... We'll cross-reference the database of every airline in the country until...
Lena在Instagram上爆度假照片了！ Lena's Instagram is blowing up with vacay pics!
那个海滨度假屋看起来太美了！ That beach house looks amazing!
Grodd啊，把你腿合上，我都看见你JJ了 Grodd, cross your legs,I can see your dick.
Lena以为她可以反抗我？ Lena thinks she can defy me?
你们不是都想休假么？ You all wanted a vacation?
那好，毁灭联盟要去海滩啦 Well, the Legion of Doom is going to the beach.
飞行模式已启动 Flight mode engaged.
什吗？ What?
毁灭大厅......可以飞 The Hall of Doom... It flies.
喵,我们本可以到别的地方 Meow! We've been commuting to the Okefenokee swamp
结果却得淌着奥克弗诺基沼泽上班？喵 when we could have been anywhere else? Meow!
我穿的是麻布袜子啊 I wear fucking burlap, man,
每天早晨它都会沾上20磅的沼泽水！ and the 20 pound of swamp water it takes on every morning!
我得了战壕足病都快要蔓延到我的蛋蛋了 I have a case of trench foot that's marched halfway up my balls!
坐稳了（系好安全带）！ Buckle up!
这个邪恶的堡垒破坏了脆弱的绿色生态平衡 This bastion of evil upsets the delicate balance of the green.
你们召唤我是对的，沼泽异形 You were right to summon me,the Swamp Thing,
作为你们的守护者 for I am your protector.
你们闻到汽油味儿了么 Do you smell gasoline?
靠！靠！这个东西起飞了 Shit! Shit!This thing's taking off!
别挡我的路！ Get the fuck out of my way!
No!
“沼泽异形之死” "The death of Swamp Thing"
今年最惊世骇俗的漫画书，现已发售！ The most shocking comic book of the year, now on sale!
他归来了而且比起前更精彩！ He's back and better than ever!
“沼泽异形”第一卷 "Swamp Thing" #1! 现在回到我们的节目 Now back to our show.
绿箭侠呼叫守望塔 Green Arrow to tower.
飞行员被飞机遇到的气流晃晕了 现在只剩我一个人了 The turbulence knocked the pilot out cold! I'm all alone up here!
镇静，“India Juliet 32”，我们可以指引你降落 Easy, India Juliet 32,we can talk you down.
首先，告诉我高度仪上的数据 First, tell me what it says on your altimeter.
我根本就看不见高度仪在哪儿 I can't even see the altimeter.
我向你保证它就在那儿 - I assure you it's there. 我知道它在那儿 - I know it's there.
我是说我看不到它 I'm saying I can't see it!
如果你无法识别哪个才是高度仪 If you're having trouble identifying the altimeter,
你得从飞行手册上看看它长得什么样 you need to look it up in the flight manual.
我没法读啊！我们要在这个会飞的 死亡盒子坠毁前赶紧弹射出去 I can't read it! We're ejecting out of this flying death box!
燃料丢弃(紧急迫降时减重) Fuel jettisoned.
Oh, fuck!
我刚从分手的痛苦中解脱出来 You know, I was just off a very hard breakup,
可我还是得说，这真的让我感觉...... but I have to say,this actually feels...
这儿有谁是医生吗？ Is there a doctor in the house?
哦，在这儿！Fate医生（/博士），他是个医生 Oh, right here! Dr. Fate.He's a doctor.
我不是......呃...... 实际上我不是你刚才说的那种doctor I'm not... Uh... I'm actually not that kind of doctor.
什么？你骗了我 What? You lied to me.
我从没想过伤害你，Melanie！ I never meant to hurt you, Melanie!
绿箭侠是维护正义的佼佼者 Green Arrow was the champion of justice,
不过更重要的是，他是我的朋友 but more importantly,he was my friend.
再多的眼泪也不能 And no amount of tears will...
也不能...... Will...
知道我想说啥？去他的吧 No, you know what? Fuck this!
哦，别装的那么震惊，你们这些骗子 Oh, don't act so shocked, you phonies
你们知道其中的猫腻 You know how this works.
过上几个月，一些魔法护身符之类的 东西就会让他复活或者 In a few months, some magic amulet will bring him back or...
就会出现某个平行维度穿越来的绿箭侠 we'll find some alternate-dimension Green Arrow
这的确就跟我们这儿出现过的一样 that's exactly like the one we had before!
你们中有多少人已经死过了 How many of you here have already died?
别装了！举手吧！ Come on! Put them up!
就是说嘛，这次大家都向已故的 绿箭侠表示敬意，下次谁还拿这当回事 Exactly. So, all due respect to Green Arrow or who ever bites it next,
我已经受够了你们的追悼会，你们的复活 But I'm done with your memorials,your wakes,
还有赶到你们家乡星球去撒你们的骨灰了 or flying to your home planets to scatter your fucking ashes!
我够了！ I am done!
这是我在每日星球报实习的第一天 First day of my internship at the Daily Planet.
在每日星球报工作很棒的 Working at the Daily Planet is great.
肯特先生人非常好，莱恩小姐总是带来独家新闻！ Mr. Kent's really nice,and Miss Lang gets all the scoops!
还有如果我遇上麻烦，我就用信号表呼叫超人 And if I ever get in hot water, I can call Superman on my signal watch!
扯得好，Jimmy Good one, Jimmy!
是真的 Look, it's true!
不可能的 No way!
我证明给你看，菜鸟 I'll prove it, rookie!
超人会在我摔到地面之前接住我...... Superman will catch me before I even in hit the ground...
这是你的信号表么？ Is this your signal watch?
坏消息是， JimmyOlsen死了 The bad news, Jimmy Olsen died.
好消息是，我升职了 The good news, I got promoted.
配合点儿吧，你这个愚蠢的大猩猩 Come on, you stupid gorilla.
这是我第一天外勤 It's my first day.
做点儿酷动作吧 Do something cool!
救命，救救我，超人！ Help! Help me, Superman!
Jimmy?
Jimmy!
啊？怎么回事儿？ What? why?
超人杀害大猩猩
看呐，肯特先生！ Look, Mr. Kent!
我第一天撰写的新闻上头版了 I got the front page on my very first day.
恭喜 Congrats.
是什么让你对我感兴趣的？ So, what made you respond to my profile?
你说过你喜欢鱼嘛 Well, you said you liked fish.
那 So?
没有哪个荡妇会像她那样同时和六个以上 的人交往而且情况已经失控了哦，老兄 Ain't no poontang until date six,and the edge grows wild, my man,
就像梵贡森林那样 like Fangorn forest wild.
哦，我才想起来我洗完澡忘关掉大海了，那么 Hey, I just remembered I left the ocean running, so...
有时间再会吧 maybe another time.
今天天气真好啊 What a beautiful morning.
不客气 You're welcome.
难道你每天都要说这个烂笑话么？天气巫师 You gonna make that joke every fucking day, Weather Wizard?
你的能力又不是叫做“七月”！ Your power's not called "July"!
嘿，伙计，你的晒伤很严重啊 Hey, man, you're really sunburned.
你应该到屋里去 You should go inside.
这是我的天然肤色 你还是多管管你自己的事吧 This is my natural skin tone. You know what? Mind your own business.
那好吧 Okay, all right.
可爱的小美人鱼 Cute mermaid, girls.
真可爱啊 Damn cute.
喂，这是5块钱 Hey, here's $5.
你们两个小女孩儿为什么不去买冰淇淋吃呢？ Why don't you girls go get yourself some ice cream?
你好啊，宝贝儿，你住在这附近么？ Hey, there, baby.From around here?
我泥脸没接触过很多...... Clayface don't get to meet a lot of...
大家快看呐，“私人海滩”就是暗指 这里是“裸体海滩” Hey, fellas, "Private beach"is code for "Nude beach".
你还是把你身上的长的癣和你那个 畸形的JJ藏在裤子里吧，企鹅 Keep your visibly-mangled and misshapen sausage cock in your pants, Penguin.
伙计们，在裸体海滩......喂，你的话很伤人呐 Guys, at a nude beach...Hey, that really hurt.
伙计们，在裸体海滩，就会有裸体女人 Guys, at a nude beach,there's nude women.
Oh, my god!
怎么啦？啊？ - What? Huh? 哥们儿，你被烤坏啦！ - Dude, you got fried!
我都告诉过你了，我的皮肤是天然的...... I told you, my skin is naturally...Holy fucking shit!
出问题了？ - Problem? 呃，没 - Oh, no.
是晒伤么？ Is it sunburn?
不，不，当然不是 No, no. Nope.
我晒成完美的古铜色了 I'm perfectly bronzed.
嘿，我觉得这家伙完蛋了 Hey, I think this guy is dead.
我觉得我终于能看顺眼自己的皮肤了 I think I finally comfortable in my own skin.
那就摘下你的面具啊 - So take off your mask. 呃，不不不 - Uh, no, no, no.
我真的是个“不过他的脸......” - I'm a real "But-his-face". 这里没人会乱评论你，稻草人 - There's no judgment here, Scarecrow.
我们都有自己的好看之处 We're all beautiful in our own way.
看看那些人的JJ！ Look at those dudes' dicks!
等等，就是说“私人”并不是指的“裸体”？ Wait. So "private"doesn't mean "nude"?
“私人”指的就是“私人” "Private" means "private".
你们这些白痴在干嘛？ What are you fools doing?
你们的衣服呢？ Where are your clothes?
你这唱的是哪出戏啊，卢瑟 What the hell kind of freak show are you running here, Luthor?
我只是来这儿找我女儿的 I'm just here looking for my daughter.
爸爸？ Daddy?
Lena!
“爸爸”？ "Daddy"?
Lena，你再也别想见到他了 Lena, you are never to see him again.
No!
Conner，你别想再见到那个女孩儿了 Conner, you are never to see that girl again.
No!
嘿，一枚硬币 Hey, a quarter.
No!
哦，天呐，超级男孩儿！ Oh, golly, superboy!
你是怎么傍上Lena卢瑟那么高端的女孩儿的？ How'd you ever land a high-class fucking trail like Lena Luthor?
说到青少年发生性关系会让人觉得有伤风化 Well, talking about teenagers having sex would be cheap exploitation. "cheap exploitation"多指女方行为不检点
不过用歌唱出来的话就是另一回事了 But singing about it is another story.
I met Lena. Went to a movie.
Fell for Conner. I let him super do me.
We made out. Started to bone.
You'd be surprised what they've enhanced on this clone.
Super teens, who cares what they mean?
When all you need are super nights.
Give us dirt! Give us dirt!
Did you find out their scheme?
Give us dirt! Give us dirt!
Does his dick shoot red beams?
Good thing my panties are 10% lead.
And she's no stranger to dicks with smooth heads.
恶心 Gross.
My super dad, he'll get super mad.
But it's worth it for those super...
Nights!
我让你们唱完那首歌是出于职业礼仪 I let you finish that song as a professional courtesy.
那是个错误 That was a mistake.
Lena，那个超级渣渣配不上你 Lena, you're to good for that super-trash.
肮脏下流的卢瑟家人配不上 和我的克隆体约会 My clone's to good to date a filthy Luthor!
Lena的小手指蕴含的能量比你强多了 Lena's got more class in her little finger than you...
我冷静了，我冷静了 I'm cool, I'm cool.
别吵了，白痴，都结束了 Silence, fools.It's over.
荡妇，她是个荡妇 Slut, she's a slut.
Oh, you!
Oh, hell, no!
看看现在的我吧，你们这些混蛋！ Check me out now, mother fuckers!
是Starro！ It's Starro!
就像一只强大的纽约下水道巨型鳄鱼！ Like a mighty New York City sewer alligator!
我不喜欢说“被我说中了吧”这种话 I'd hate to say I told you so.
之前说的是骗你的 That is a lie.
被我...... I tol...
只有我们齐心协力才能打败那么强大的敌人 Only our combined forces can defeat a foe that size.
好啊卢瑟，我要用上我的超级力量 All right, Luthor.I'll bring my super-strength,
激光眼，刀枪不入还有超级速度 laser eyes,invulnerability, and super-speed,
而你就用上你那刚刚超过 普通人一点点的智力吧 and you bring your slightly above-average intelligence.
我只想说，一边儿玩儿去吧，超人！ You know what?Fuck you, Superman!
我来干掉这个小东西，小丑先生 I've got this one, Mr. J!
No!
“小丑之死”，好评发售中！ "Death of the Joker", now on sale!
集齐18种不同封面的版本吧 Collect all 18 variant covers!
我已经买了哦！ I got mine!
喂，塞尼斯托，你还记得你以前在 绿灯军团的基本训练么？ Hey, Sinestro, you remember your lantern corps basic training?
老套的“弓与箭”战法？ The old bow-and-arrow maneuver?
你这白痴！ You idiots!
这把太阳伞可不仅仅是时尚的象征 This parasol's more than just a fashion statement.
Sorry! Sorry!
来解这个谜！ Riddle me this!
有人能听到我说话么？ Can anybody here me?
来解这个谜！ Riddle me this!
该让Starro体会到速度的致命了！ It's time Starro learn that speed kills!
Sorry! Sorry!
交给我吧，伙计们 I got this, guys!
或许这次我可以扭转战局 通过我大海中朋友们的帮助！ Maybe I can turn the tide of this battle with the aid of my ocean friends!
水行侠召唤我们了，大海中的骏马们，准备作战！ Aquaman calls us,the horses of the sea, to fight!
如果有人不想参加战斗，现在就离去吧 So if any of ye wishes to leave,go now,
让所有的海马都不去批判他的临阵脱逃吧 and let no seahorse hold in judgment he that does!
你们可以自由选择 you are free...
所有人 all of ye...
自己做出抉择吧 to do as you choose.
对，小伙子们 Aye, lads.
就连脑子有问题的Steve都留下来了 Even Slow-witted Steve stayed.
还有残疾Kevin And Crippled Kevin.
Kevin，那位尾巴被螃蟹夹了的同胞 Kevin, whose tail was gripped by a crab.
你们互相看看 Look upon one another
搞明白就在今天，你们都选择了 and know that on this day,ye all chose
为那个穿着绿色紧身裤和橙色圆领衫的人而战 to fight for the one in tight-green leggins and orange shirt,
那个拿着三叉戟不过多数时候不拿的人 the one who sometimes carries a trident but mostly no,
那个头发的金色比任何美人鱼都浅的人！ the one with the locks of gold fairer than any maiden!
我们为之而战的人被称为 We fight for the one they call
水行侠！ Aquaman!
那么，就像尾巴着火了那样乘着水流进攻吧！ So, ride the currents as though your tails were set alight,
你们的名字将会被人们铭记 for your names shall be remembered
从这天起直到永恒！ from this day and forevermore!
为水行侠而战 For Aquaman!
如果这就是结局 If this is the end,
我想死在这儿 I want to die here,
在你怀里 In your arms
在这些死海马之中 among all these dead seahorses
为水行侠而战！ For Aquaman!
这么多死掉的海马 So many dead seahorses.
I love you.
I love you!
这可能么？ Could it be?
真爱居然把我这个老海星的心都触动了 True love has touched even this old starfish's heart?
我们没有理由打下去了，我的朋友们！ We have no reason to fight,my friends!
笑一笑，你这个混蛋！ Smile, you son of a bitch!
Sailin'
我觉得我们今天在这儿学到了些东西，卢瑟 I guess we learned something here today, Luthor.
是啊，我们学到了。通过集结我们所有人的力量 Indeed, we have.For all our combined powers,
我们这些笨蛋以为我们能 击败宇宙中最强大的力量—— we were fools to think we could defeat the greatest power of the universe...
爱 love.
真是太美妙了 It's so beautiful.
真是有点儿恶心 It's a little gross.
新娘新郎可以读他们写的婚礼誓言了 The bride and groom will now read the vows they have written.
在我第一次见Lena时...... When I met Lena...
我从没意识到过有一个人可以 教给我这么多关于生命 I never realized one person could teach me so much about life
爱，还有跟着我自己的感觉走的道理 and love and following my own passion.
我就是因为这样才鼓起勇气要求...... That's how I finally find the courage to ask...
异超人，你愿意嫁给我吗？ Bizarro, will you marry me?
呃.....异超人说yes！ And... and Bizarro say yes!
哦！真是太美妙了 Oh! This is beautiful.
异超人说yes！ Bizarro say yes!
Yes!
Yes! Yes!
A thousand times yes!
你可以吻新娘了 You may now kiss the bride.
Yes，我想接吻！ Yes! Me want kiss!
Yes! Yes!
RobotChicken DC漫画特辑第二集 就用这段儿当结尾？ This is how we're ending the second "Robot Chicken DC Comics Special",
用一场扯淡的假冒伪劣婚礼？ with a bullshit fake-out wedding?
你不是已经死了么？ Damn it! Aren't you dead?
哦，我有魔法护身符 Oh, I got the magic amulet.
放下你们手中的事准备放松吧 Drop your dicks and grab your flip-flops.
我们是性感卢瑟乐队！ We are Sexx Luthor!
Oh, baby, baby! With that ass so sweet.
We're the brainy studs that's your dying to meet.
Sexx Luthor!
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