《我们的生活》前情提要 Previously on This Is Us...
你将生活带给你柠檬般的酸楚 you took the sourest lemon that life has to offer
酿成犹如柠檬汽水般的甘甜 and turned it into something resembling lemonade.
我开始觉得... I'm starting to feel like
你总把自己依附于不真实的事情上 you attaching yourself to something that's not
你这副空虚的驱壳 a calculated act is just too much
只能适应做作的表演 for your empty human shell to handle.
我们该走了 And that's our cue to leave.
-他们去哪了 -他们走了 - Where'd they go? - Uh, they left.
我的车 My car!
你床上的是斯隆吗 Is that Sloane in your bed?
你好 凯特 Hey, Kate.
-你真漂亮 -谢谢 宝贝 - You're so pretty. ?- Thank you, baby.?
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如果我漂亮你也漂亮 因为我们长得很像 Well, if I'm pretty, you're pretty, 'cause we look alike.
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我必须掌控自己 控制体重 掌控生活 I've got to get a handle on myself, on the weight, and on all of it.
我现在非常需要做到这一点 我要做到 I need that more than anything right now, and I want it.
此时此刻 这是我最想要的 I want it more than anything right now.
比我都重要吗 Even more than me?
你和威廉从兰德尔小时候就认识 You and William have known each other for Randall's entire life,
你却一直没让他知道 and you kept that from him?
这个秘密你守了36年 You kept that secret for 36 years.
独守秘密一定很孤独吧 That must have been incredibly lonely.
不 暂时还不行 No. Not yet.
我们圣诞节见 I'll see you at Christmas.
是不是有点过了 Did we overdo it?
感觉都快堆成玩具工厂了 It's like a toy factory under there.
不知道别人看了会怎么想 I'm not really sure what kind of message that sends.
这说明我们有三个孩子 而且老爸很拼 That we have three kids and I work really hard.
挺好的 It's fine.
妈 要去唱圣诞颂歌吗 Mom, are we going caroling?
会去的 Yes, we will.
凯特 Hey, Kate,
不要数礼物了 stop counting presents.
妈妈 我肚子疼 Mommy, my tummy hurts.
肯定疼 I bet it does.
厨房那袋打开的饼干 I saw that open package of cookies
那么多只有圣诞老人才吃得下 in the kitchen that was supposed to be for Santa's stomach,
你不该吃的 and not yours.
-别闹腾了 -孩子们 - Hey, stop horsing around! - ?Guys. ?
妈 凯文偷了外婆给我的钱 Mom, Kevin took my money from Grandma.
我没偷 就在桌子上 No, I didn't. It's over there on the table.
你这么在乎钱干什么 Why do you even care?
-你这么小气 会花钱买什么 -小凯 - You're too cheap to spend anything. - ?Kev.?
等我们长大 When we're older,
我会很有钱 I'll be rich.
而你一无所有 And you won't have anything,
只能为生计所困 and you'll have to live in a box.
不要说钱了 Enough money talk.
你们知道圣诞节的意义吗 You guys realize that Christmas is not just
不只是拿东西收礼物 对吧 about presents and getting things, right?
你们知道的 You guys know that.
不如你们几个来 Hey, why don't you guys
-告诉你妈圣诞节的意义是什么 -来吧 - tell your mother what Christmas is about, huh? - Please.
就是耶稣什么的 It's about Jesus stuff.
"耶稣什么的" "Jesus stuff."
行了 我们去教堂吧 That's it. We are going to church.
说得有道理 Probably a good idea.
必须去 Yes. We're going.
我的肚子真的好疼 My tummy really hurts.
宝贝 你再怎么叫疼也得去教堂 Baby, that is not getting you out of church.
回来以后再去唱颂歌 We'll go caroling when we get back.
不好说 I don't know, babe.
她好像有点发烧 She-she's really burning up.
妈妈 我害怕 Mommy, I'm scared.
我知道 宝贝 不过没事的 I know, baby, I know, but everything's gonna be fine.
我向你保证 I promise you.
到时候你就睡着了 You're gonna be asleep,
每天都有好多人来医院切阑尾 and they take out appendixes every day here.
就像拔牙一样 It's like... pulling a tooth.
但是拔牙很疼 But that hurts.
-我举的例子不恰当 -例子不好 - Yeah, that was a terrible example. - Bad example.
能不能麻烦你们停一下 Um, can you stop for a second?
我有个想法 I have an idea.
大家手拉手 我去去就回 Uh, everyone hold hands. I'll be right back.
来 都伸手 Come on, guys, hands.
宝贝 Hey, baby.
这根树枝 看到这根树枝了吗 This branch-- do you see this branch?
这根树枝上有圣诞魔力 This branch has Christmas magic on it.
因为平安夜绝不会有坏事发生 Nothing bad ever happens on Christmas Eve.
跟我说一遍 Say it.
因为平安夜绝不会有坏事发生 Nothing bad happens on Christmas Eve.
这根树枝妈妈帮你保管 Now, I'm gonna hold on to this for you,
等你醒来 and when you wake up,
就会看到我们在等你 你醒来之后 all of us are gonna be waiting for you, and guess what.
就是圣诞节啦 It's gonna be Christmas.
-妈妈爱你 -谢谢你们了 - Okay. I love you. - Thanks, guys.
我爱你 I love you.
谢谢 Thanks.
真是个好妈妈 ?Good Mommy.
好的 Yeah.
-没事的 -小凯 - It's okay. ?- Kev?
儿子 Bud?
小凯 Kev?
咱们不能进去 抱歉 麻烦你们了 Hold on a sec, bud. Thanks, guys. Sorry.
虽然很吓人 但她不会有事的 我保证 It's scary, but she's gonna be okay, I promise you.
我们可能得在这里待一会儿 I think we're gonna be here for a little bit,
要不我去给你们找点零食吃吧 so why don't I go try and find us some good snacks.
我在这家医院工作了四十年 I worked in this hospital 40 years.
我知道你们肯定有好毯子 I know you have a stash of decent blankets.
卡医生 Dr. K?
我就说这声音听着很耳熟 I thought I recognized that voice.
是你 Oh, hey, you.
有段时间没见了 Yeah, it's been a while.
九年了 Nine years.
这是怎么了 什么情况 What's... happening? What's all this about?
我赶着去机场 结果路上有冰 I was rushing to get to the airport, hit some ice.
我那辆别克马刀直接撞上了路灯柱子 Wrapped my old LeSabre around a lamppost.
你呢 专门来这里买零食的吗 Ooh. ?How about you? You just come for the food?
不是 我女儿凯特 No. Uh, our little Kate...
来做阑尾切除术 appendectomy.
不是吧 Oh, no.
还偏偏赶在平安夜 And on Christmas Eve.
别担心 这种小手术他们经常做 Well, don't worry about it; it's routine stuff these days.
谢谢 我明白 Yeah, thank you. I know.
你的家人呢 Where is your family?
在来的路上吗 They on their way?
去蒙大拿了 我们的目的地 Uh, Montana; that's where we go.
他们想来的 不过这种天气 I mean, they're-they're trying, but weather being what it is,
反正也赶不及过来跟我道别了 they wouldn't get here in time to say good-bye anyway.
道别 Good-bye?
我 我不太明白 I don't, I don't really understand.
你看起来挺好 You seem okay.
是啊 是内出血 Yeah, well... it's internal.
心脏和肺之间慢性出血 A slow hemorrhage between the heart and a lung.
不能手术吗 Can't they operate?
我相信他们会尽力的 Well, I'm sure they'll try,
不过别被医院灯光的美化效果骗了 but don't let this flattering hospital lighting fool you,
丽贝卡 我老了 Rebecca, I'm old.
要给我动手术 And the odds of digging around in me
而不引起大中风或大面积出血 without causing either a massive stroke or a bleed-out
据我经验 可能性几乎是零 are close enough to zero to pass for it in any math I know of.
别担心了 他们会治好他的 No, come on. Th-They're gonna fix him.
我不知道 杰克 I don't know, Jack.
卡医生是谁 Who's Dr. K?
他是给凯文和凯特接生的医生 Uh, he's the doctor who delivered Kevin and Kate.
要不是他 我们也不会找到你 If it weren't for him, we never would have found you.
所以他可以说是我们家的恩人 So he's kind of responsible for our family.
所以今晚我们得帮他 And tonight... we're gonna be his.
谢谢 Thank you.
这绝不是巧合 It's not just a coincidence.
当年正因为我们的医生阑尾破裂 The only reason you delivered our kids
才换你给我们的孩子接生 was because our doctor's appendix burst,
现在凯特的阑尾炎把我们全家带回这里 and now Kate's appendix brought us all back here.
而且偏偏在这平安夜 On Christmas Eve, of all nights.
你要跟我从诗词歌赋谈到人生哲学吗 You trying to wax poetic on me?
我宁可你给胡子打打蜡 I'd rather you wax that mustache.
如果你对生命轮回的思考 'Cause if your musings on the great circle of life
就是我这辈子最后听到的话 are gonna be the last things I ever hear,
老天啊 现在就收了我吧 dear God, take me now.
你不会有事的 好吗 You're not going anywhere, okay?
你会好起来 Y-You're gonna be fine.
杰克 我很高兴跟你谈过之后 And, Jack, I am very excited that you became a doctor
这些年你成了一位医生 in the years since we talked,
不过你不必这么说 but you don't have to say that.
你对我们说过很多次 You said it so many times to us.
从目前情况来看 我说对了 From the looks of things, I was right.
是啊 Yeah.
你害怕吗 Are you scared?
丽贝卡 Rebecca.
害怕 Scared?
怕死后的世界吗 Of the great beyond?
鉴于我现在体内注射了不少吗啡 Well, now, I-I am on quite a bit of morphine here,
这点必须考虑在内 不过... so that does have to be taken into account, but, uh...
我不怕 no.
我想应该是好奇 I guess I would say curious.
我记得我第一次走在 I remember the first time I walked up
科罗拉多大峡谷边缘的情景 on the edge of the Grand Canyon.
那儿的景色被人津津乐道 It's been pretty well talked up,
所以我的期待非常高 so my expectations were mighty high.
不过那里还是... But still, it, uh...
没让我失望 it did not disappoint.
一点也不 Not a bit.
总统山就一般般 Mount Rushmore I could take or leave.
不 我是说真的 No, I mean it.
如果死后的世界还不如 If the great beyond is no more impressive
那四个超大号白人老头像让我印象深刻 than the oversized mugs of four old white men,
这种东西我每周三去打高尔夫都能看见 hell, I can see that in my Wednesday golf group.
如果我想祷告 哪个最灵验呢 If I want to pray, which one works the best?
其实呢 Well, in the end,
我觉着都差不多 I'd say they all get the job done just fine.
当时老先生到了弥留之际 So the old man is nearly gone at this point.
我陪着他的妻子 And I'm there with his wife,
他的孩子都在哭 and their kids are crying,
等待死亡的到来 you know, just waiting for the end.
老人轻轻地说了一句话 The guy says, barely above a whisper...
那声音小到就要听不见了 I mean, you can hardly hear him...
"让我走吧 我想走" "Let me go. I want to go."
他的妻子泪流满面 Well, his wife is... in tears,
朝他俯下身子 and leaning over him,
说道 "走吧 我的爱人 and she says, "Yes, go, my love.
我们会好好的 你可以走了" We'll be okay. You can go."
老人喘息着说 "不行 我不能走 The old man wheezes out, "No, I can't.
你踩着我的导尿管了" You're standing on my damn catheter."
小宝贝 Hey, sweetheart.
你想进来吗 Do you want to come in?
你一定是兰德尔了 I take it you're Randall.
我爸爸说他们收养我是因为你 My dad said you're the reason they adopted me.
所以谢谢你 So thank you.
你瞧啊 Well, would you look at that.
真是个精美的雪景球 我很喜欢 That is a fine snow globe. I love that.
谢谢你 兰德尔 Thank you, Randall.
不过 我那天所做的 But, you know, the only thing I did that day
不过是轻轻推了一把一个已经打定主意的人 was nudge a man in a direction he already wanted to go.
如果在你的人生中 If at some point in your life,
你能将同样的善举带给他人 you find a way to show somebody else the same kindness
就像你父母对你那样 that your parents showed you, that's, uh,
那就是给我最好的礼物 well, that's all the present I'll need.
不过我真的很喜欢这个雪景球 But I sure do like this snow globe.
是的 先生 Yes, sir. You know,
我敢说此时此刻我在蒙大拿的小屋 I'll bet you that's just what my Montana cabin looks like,
就是这个样子 right this minute.
它还会发光 It lights up.
真的吗 It does?
-让我看看 -去吧 - Come show me. - Go ahead.
你瞧啊 Well, would you look at that.
真的亮了 So it does.
真没想到 I'll be darned.
我们的生活 第一季 第十集
他们不能取消我们平安夜的戏 怎么能这样 They can't cancel our play on Christmas Eve. Who does that?
你不知道是因为什么吗 What did you think would happen?
我们的女主角一个月前消失了 Our lead actress vanished a month ago,
人间蒸发了 off the face of the planet,
从你家的小屋开车走了 真是太谢谢你了 rode away from your cabin, so thank you very much.
"太谢谢你了" 我做什么了 "Thank you very much"? What did I do?
你爱上她了 You got involved with her.
你和我戏里提名托尼奖的大明星上床了 You slept with the Tony-nominated star of my play
你把一切都毁了 and ruined everything.
是啊 我和你也睡过 Yeah, well, you know, I slept with you, too.
可一切都还好好的 It didn't ruin anything.
只不过要花上十年时间治疗 Yeah, only ten years of therapy.
我跑到纽约来就是为了这部戏 I came to New York specifically to do this play.
是我的戏 可现在就因为你 My play. And now, because of you,
我不得不去我爸妈家参加光明节晚餐 I have to go to Hanukkah dinner at my parents' house
还得告诉他们和我完美的姐姐 and tell them and my perfect sister
这部剧泡汤了 that the play isn't happening...
这么多年来 他们老说我绝对当不了编剧 years of hearing that I'd never be a playwright,
后来我终于当上了 结果现在又没了 and then finally I was, but now I'm not.
我很抱歉 真的对不起 I'm sorry, okay? Really, I'm sorry.
我能做点什么吗 What can I do?
和我一起去吃晚餐 Come to dinner with me.
谢谢邀请 但是每年平安夜 Oh, thanks, yeah, but I have this Christmas Eve
我们全家得去我弟弟那过 tradition thing I do at my brother's.
不 我并不是在邀请你 是你欠我的 No, I'm not really asking you. You owe me.
你为什么想带我去你的家庭聚餐 Why do you want me to come to your family dinner?
因为我告诉我妈 我在和奶爸交往 'Cause I told Mom I'm dating the Manny.
这太搞笑了 That seems weird.
我跟你上床才是个超级愚蠢的错误 Well, I'd just made the huge mistake of sleeping with you.
然后我妈妈就打电话来了 And then I was on the phone with my mom,
喋喋不休地说什么 and she was going on and on about
我永远不可能当剧作家来谋生 how I'd never make a living as a playwright,
除此之外 我们唯一的话题就是我的感情生活 and because our only other topic of conversation is my love life,
所以我告诉她我在和奶爸交往 她才肯闭嘴 I said, "I'm dating the Manny," just to shut her up.
所以我不能在既没剧也没奶爸的情况下回去 And so now I can't show up with no play and no Manny.
所以你想让我假装在和你约会 So you want me to pretend we're dating.
我知道这很荒唐 Which is insane, I know.
不 没关系 其实我们在台上也演过两次 No, no, it's fine. Actually, we did that storyline twice
这样的桥段了 走吧 on the show. Come on.
太好了 这样我心里舒服多了 Great, that makes me feel a lot better.
凯文 还需要别的吗 Oh, Kevin, anything else?
不用了 桑德伯格夫人 我吃饱了 No, Mrs. Sandberg. I am all set.
不过 谢谢您的好意 这些都很好吃 But, um, thank you. Everything's been great.
光明节 对吧 真棒 Hanukkah, right? Crazy.
我们以前常看《靓男保姆》 We used to watch The Manny.
-是吗 -你们什么时候看过《靓男保姆》 - Oh, yeah? - When did you ever watch The Manny?
我们看过《靓男保姆》 而且很喜欢 We watched The Manny. We loved it.
是吗 我以为你们忙得没时间看电视 Really? 'Cause I thought you were too busy to watch TV.
我们看过《靓男保姆》 斯隆 We watched The Manny, Sloane.
你还想要我怎么说 What do you want me to say?
我很高兴你们看过《靓男保姆》 Well, I tell you what, I am happy that you did.
-感谢 -我也是 - Thank you. - ?Oh, me, too.
我很高兴你们有时间看《靓男保姆》 I am so happy that you had time to watch The Manny,
却没时间来看我上映了四个周末的剧 but couldn't come see my play that ran for four weekends
而且还就在街边 right down the street.
是那部讲述一个糟糕母亲的剧吗 Is that the one with the awful mother?
-讲的就是你 妈妈 -不是我 - It was you, Ma. - It wasn't me.
她把角色都命名为你的名字 She gave the character your name.
你怎么知道 How do you know?
你不是忙着看《靓男保姆》吗 You were too busy watching The Manny to go see it.
-我们能走了吗 -听完故事再走 - Can we be excused? - After the reading.
保罗 把烛台拿过来 Uh, Paul, the shamash?
斯隆 你来讲故事 Oh, Sloane, do the story.
凯文 请好好欣赏 Kevin, you are in for a treat.
这个故事她讲得很好 She tells it beautifully.
为什么总是她 我也讲得好 Why is it always her? I can tell it beautifully.
宝贝 恕我冒犯 Honey, no offense,
你讲得像在录绑架人质的视频 but you tell it like it's a hostage video.
我讲得很生动 I'm eloquent.
来个人快点讲故事吧 Someone read the damn story.
好了 小家伙们 Okay, my little ones.
很久很久以前 So, many, many years ago,
有位希腊国王统治了整个以色列 there was a Greek king who ruled over all of Israel.
这个国王说道 And this king said,
"你们必须向希腊众神祈祷 "You have to pray to the Greek gods,
否则你们将会有大麻烦" or you're gonna be in so much trouble."
犹太人就说道 "我可不相信" And the Jews were like, "Yeah, I don't think so."
其中有个叫玛塔提亚的人 And there was this one man named Mattathias
他有五个儿子 可能也有女儿吧 who had five sons and probably some daughters, too...
但谁知道呢 历史就是这么回事 but we may never know, because welcome to history...
有个儿子叫犹大·马加比 and one son named Judah Maccabee,
他召集了所有的战士 who gathered all of these fighters,
将他们命名为马加比战士 and he called them The Maccabees,
因为他得给他们起个名字 because he got to name them.
他们就起义反抗国王 And they went against the king
意图夺回圣殿 to get back the temple,
即便希腊士兵胯下骑着巨象 even though the Greek soldiers came in on giant elephants,
换作是我 and I would have been like,
看见巨象 我当时就会束手就擒了 "An elephant," and then just given up right then.
但他们没有 But they didn't.
犹太人英勇作战 把希腊人赶出了耶路撒冷 The Jews rode strong until the Greeks left Jerusalem.
好厉害 对吗 Yay, right?
但是当他们回到圣殿 Except for when they went back to the temple
点燃灯台 清理殿堂时 to light the menorah and clean up,
他们发现希腊人将 they found that the Greeks destroyed
所有油都销毁了 只留下了一罐 all of the oil except for one jug.
这点油只够灯台燃烧一晚 That's only enough to light it for one night.
但是上帝为了奖赏他们的英勇奋战 But as God's reward for their loyal fighting,
他使得这罐油 he let that jug
燃烧了整整八个晚上 last for eight whole nights.
-我们为什么不这么做 -什么 - Why are we not doing that? - ?What?
就和你和我一样 对不对 It's like you and me, though, right?
没人相信我是个真的演员 Nobody believes that I'm a real actor.
也没人相信你是个真的剧作家 Nobody believes that you're a real playwright.
-谁不相信了 -就是你 妈 - Who doesn't believe that? - ?You, Ma.
-才怪 -我也不信 - Not true. - Also me.
看 没人相信 See? No one believes.
所以我们要对彼此有信心 We have to have faith in each other.
对吗 让制作人见鬼去吧 Right? Screw these producers.
我们自己演出这个剧 We'll put this play on ourselves.
他...他什么意思 What -- what does he mean?
你的剧出什么问题了吗 Did something go wrong with the play?
对不起 I'm sorry.
主办方取消演出了 They pulled the plug.
我们没找到人演女主角 所以演出取消了 We don't have an actress, so we don't have a play.
女主角远在天边 近在眼前 Well, maybe we do have an actress.
不 我不行 Oh, no. Come on.
不是 你说过 No, no, no, you said that
-你以前演过这个角色 对吧 -是没错 - you played the role before, right? - No. No. Yes.
我当时是在锤炼剧本 When I was workshopping it, I...
这不就得了 That's great.
你真该看看她在《红男绿女》里的演出 Oh, you should have seen her in Guys and Dolls.
当时是六年级 现在人们还在谈论这件事呢 It was sixth grade. They're still talking about it.
梅尔文 去把录像带拿来 Oh, Melvin, get the tape.
我想看录像 I want to see the tape.
凯文 制作一场演出 Kevin, putting on a show is
不是件简单的事 it's a huge amount of work.
还很烧钱 曾经有个人让我投资部音乐剧 And money. I had a vendor try to get me to invest in a show,
《魔法坏女巫》 我说"没门儿" Wicked-- I said, "No way."
现在后悔了吧 And here we are.
听着 我想说的是 我不在乎 好吗 Listen, here's my point: I don't care, okay?
我自己掏钱 我们...我对我们有信心 I'll put up my own money. We... I have faith in us.
我相信我们 你呢 I believe in us. Do you?
试试你又有什么损失 What do you got to lose?
-好吧 -太棒了 - Okay! - ?Yes!
-我同意 -你答应了吗 - Okay, yes! ?- You want to do it?
太棒了 其实... No, this is great. This is...
其实在《靓男保姆》也发生过类似的 This actually happened once in The Manny,
但你要小心咯 but you got to be careful,
因为第二季结束时我们就订婚了 'cause we were engaged by the end of season two, so...
得了吧你 Oh, all right.
之后你的胃大概就是这么大 This will be the size of your new stomach.
胃旁路手术后 食量的控制至关重要 After gastric bypass surgery, portion control is critical.
刚开始 你每次只能吃约六十克的食物 In the beginning, you can only eat about two ounces at a time,
所以你每天需要吃六顿小餐 so you'll need to eat six small meals throughout the day
才能获取足够的营养 to get all the nutrients that you need.
那个蛋是真的吗 Is that a real egg?
没有什么商量的余地 There's no leeway in there.
如果你进食过量 或吃了 If you overeat or eat something that
你的胃无法消化的东西 your new stomach can't tolerate,
会造成剧烈的不良反应 you may get violently ill...
发抖 呕吐 汗流不止 腹泻 昏迷 shakes, vomiting, sweats, diarrhea, fainting.
你都听到了吗 Are you hearing all of this?
我在听 但你一直说个没完 I'm trying to, but someone won't stop talking.
由于你吃的不多 And because you're not eating much,
你得注意食物的品质 防止营养不良 you have to watch the quality of your food to avoid malnutrition.
你在往后的生活中得服用维生素和矿物质 You'll have to commit to a vitamin and mineral regimen
否则很容易贫血 骨质疏松 the rest of your life or risk things like anemia, osteoporosis...
诸如此类你无法想象的疾病 diseases you would never think of.
我之前还以为这手术本身 And I thought the surgery itself
是我唯一需要注意的事情 was the only thing I had to be concerned about.
听上去是很可怕 我明白 It sounds scary, I know.
但这项手术 But this surgery
对大多数人而言是个积极的选择 is actually a very positive choice for most people.
只不过我的工作需要确保 It's just part of my job to make sure
每个人都了解其中的风险 everyone knows all the dangers.
你讲解得非常到位 Well, you're very good at it.
谢谢 Thank you.
我知道大家都急着离开 And, because I know we're all anxious to get out of here
准备回家过节 and start our holiday,
希望你们已经制定了些有趣的计划 I hope you have something very fun planned.
是的 我们要去我儿子家 We do. We're gonna go to my son's house.
很好 凯特 Well, good. Uh, so, Kate,
关于你的初诊表 我还有些问题要补充 I just need a few more things for your intake forms.
这是你当前的体重吗 Is that your current weight?
对 差不多 Uh, y-yeah, pretty close.
好的 Okay.
服用过抗抑郁药物吗 Ever take anything for depression?
百忧解 但那让我体重上升 所以... Prozac. But it made me gain weight, so I...
-什么 -怎么了 - What? ?- What?
我都不知道你吃过百忧解 I didn't know that you were on Prozac.
-是啊 -为什么 - Yeah, well... ?- Why?
因为我心情并非总是很好 Because I'm not always jolly.
饮食习惯呢 And what about eating habits?
有过暴食经历吗 Do you ever binge?
-有的 -没有 - Yes. - ?No.
妈 Mom.
好吧 你小时候也许有过吧 Okay, fine, when you were a kid, maybe,
但我不明白为什么... but I don't know why...
对 上个月也有过 Yeah. Also last month.
真的吗 Really?
没错 Yes, really.
那好 祝你们节日愉快 So, I hope you have a nice holiday.
谢谢 Thank you.
我们可以回去取消手术 再直接去兰德尔家 We can run in and change, and go right to Randall's.
我已经给他发过短信说不过去了 I already texted him. I don't feel like going.
101.7台一般都有圣诞歌 There's usually Christmas music on 101.7.
是我造成的吗 Did I do this?
是我 对吗 I did, didn't I?
给你订的食谱 With the food.
我不知道是我总让你吃太多 I didn't know if I brought up the food too much
还是没能让你吃饱 or I wasn't bringing it up enough.
我从不知道该说些什么 凯特 I never knew what to say, Kate.
你这样是我造成的吗 Did I do this to you?
我不知道 I don't know.
我找到原因了 原来是灯的保险丝 Hey, I figured out the lights. It was the breaker that...
我们装了垃圾压缩机后 一直没换新的 we never upgraded after we installed the trash compactor.
好的 等一下 All right, one second.
行 没问题 Yes, okay, all right.
你知道我想要什么吗 You know what I want?
我想要有个人对我说我做的是正确的 I want one person to tell me that I'm doing the right thing.
还记得你切阑尾那次吗 Do you remember when you got your appendix out?
记得 Yeah.
我记得当时我吓坏了 And I remember being so scared.
因为你是我的宝贝女儿 'Cause you were just my little baby girl.
你当时怎么跟我说的 What did you say to me then?
因为平安夜绝不会有坏事发生 That nothing bad ever happens on Christmas Eve.
我喜欢这句话 And I bet I liked it.
成功了 Yes!
北极
有天晚上我在街上看到一只猴子 I saw a monkey on the street one night.
我的旧习使我经常很晚了还在外游荡 My old habits would take me out there pretty late.
可那晚它出现了 But this night, there it was.
它就坐在一条小巷里 It was on a side street, just sitting there
在路灯的灯光下静静坐着 in a pool of light under a lamppost.
它看了我一会儿 Stared at me a bit,
然后在大楼之间向上爬去 但临走前 then ran on up between the buildings, but first,
它回头看了我 像是在说"你懂的" with this look back at me like, "Mm-hmm. You know."
现在我也不确定那是不是真的 Now, I can't even say for sure if it was real,
但和它一样 我大致明白 but like him, I knew in general,
如果你凌晨三点半还在街上徘徊 if you're out on the street at 3:30 in the morning,
某种程度上来说 你该意识到自己犯了错 at some point, you realize you made a very wrong turn.
所以我开始戒毒 So I stopped the drugs
学会驯服自己内心的野兽 and learned to tame that wildness from the inside,
直到我最终能够行走在日光下 until I could eventually walk in the daylight.
所以有一天 当有人敲响我家的门时... That's why, when a man knocked on my door one day...
我能将那扇门打开 I was there to open it.
我不知道这是不是上帝的安排 I don't know if it was from God or what.
我不奢求上帝的仁慈 I did not expect God's grace,
但我必须敞开心扉 去接受其中的痛苦 but now I had to open myself to the pain of it,
去感受其中的欢乐 to feel the joy of it.
我们描述假日时光都会用"欢乐"这词 And that's a word we use around the holiday times: joy.
因为假日时光难能可贵 'Cause the holidays are hard times.
但今晚我要回我儿子家 But tonight I'll go back to my son's house,
和他相亲相爱的家人共度圣诞夜 have Christmas with his beautiful family,
我会待到很晚 直到平安夜离去 and stay up late enough to feel Christmas Eve
迎接圣诞日来临 这是最后一次 turn into Christmas Day, one last time.
是你们给了我这个机会 And you gave me that.
我想说我十分感激 And I want to say I'm grateful.
还有 圣诞节快乐 And Merry Christmas.
谢谢 Thank you.
大家好 我是杰西 Hello. I'm Jessie.
你好 杰西 Hi, Jessie.
我没什么猴子的故事可说 Uh, no monkey story for you, I'm afraid.
我倒是有个关于马的故事 不过太污了 Um, I do have one about a horse, but it gets pretty filthy.
大概一年前 那时我情况相当不错 About a year ago, I was in quite a good place.
多亏了自己的努力和互助会的帮助 Thanks to diligence and these meetings,
我控制住了各种坏习惯 I had a grip on my various habits.
同时 也遇到了一个人 And I, too, had met someone,
那时我本以为 自己这辈子 at a time in my life when I thought that
沉寂的心弦不会再起波澜 bit of my heart could never be stirred again.
可不久 那爱离我远去了 Uh, but then, that love went away.
更确切地说 是我爱的人离开了 Rather, the object of it went away.
但爱情本身却更加浓烈 Love itself was more stubborn.
我以为他死了 I thought he had died.
或被杀了 抑或是进了监狱 Or been killed, or was in prison.
我不清楚 他就那样离开了 I had no idea. He just left.
此后我渡过了很多心碎的夜晚 And I had some very dark nights,
这样的夜晚持续了很久 nights that lasted for days at a time.
然后...然后有天我发现 And... and then I found out
他好好的 he was fine.
不 他好极了 No, he's more than fine.
他找了新的爱人 那就是他的家人 He'd found his own new love: his family.
我想为他高兴 I wanted to be happy for him.
我尽力了 I tried to be.
但我在这方面做得很差 But I was very, very bad at it.
所以我的坏习惯又都回来了 And so I turned to my old habits
因为想弄明白一个人为何 to chase away the questions of how a person
会做出如此冷酷无情的事 could behave in so inhuman a way.
看啊 Oh, look.
我的故事里也有一只动物 There is an animal in my story after all.
所以 为了振作起来 So now, to get better,
我必须学会一个新技能 原谅 I have to learn a new skill: forgiveness.
但目前为止 我在这方面也做得很差 And so far, it seems I'm also very, very bad at that.
所以我请求你们为我祈祷 So I ask for your prayers...
因为... because...
这个小组是我唯一的依靠 this group is the one thing I can depend on.
兰德尔 是我 Hey, Randall, it's me.
我会比预计的时间回去得晚一点 I'm gonna be a little later than I thought.
有点小事需要处理 Just got to take care of a little business.
到时候见 See you then.
猴子的事是真的 The monkey was real.
我记得在新闻上看到过 I remember it on the news.
电影里的前驯兽师 Former animal trainer from the movies,
养了一只宠物猴 had a pet monkey...
却逃跑了 got out...
又被抓了回去 was recaptured.
那挺好的 Well, that's some relief, I guess.
很高兴看到你过得不错 Glad to see you're well.
我过得好吗 Am I?
圣诞树还是圣诞老人 Christmas tree or Santa?
没什么胃口 Not much of an appetite.
癌症扩散了吗 So it spread?
是啊 现在扩散得到处都是 Yeah, it's everywhere by now.
-诊断如何 -恶性 - Prognosis? - ?Poor.
你认为我不需要知道吗 And you didn't think I'd want to know.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我今晚来就是为了跟你道歉 I came here tonight to tell you I'm sorry;
我知道你会来 I knew you'd be here.
是吗 Did you?
我自己都不知道 I didn't.
三个月前 我都不知道今晚自己是否还活着 Three months ago, I didn't think I would be anywhere tonight.
我甚至伤心到经常去拜访你那个疯邻居 I was so broken, I would visit your crazy old neighbor
就为了能抱抱你的猫 just so I could hold your damn cat.
我不该就那样离开的 I shouldn't have run off.
你为什么不辞而别 Why did you?
我想让你减轻些痛苦 I wanted to spare you.
不错 Oh. Nice.
你太无私了 How selfless of you.
那就放过我吧 Okay, then spare me.
我需要和你正式道别 I needed to say a proper good-bye.
我很抱歉没说再见就离开 I was wrong not to give us that.
你今晚就要死了吗 So, are you dying tonight?
暂时还不会 Not at the moment, no.
那明天呢 Tomorrow, then?
估计还有些日子 Sometime after, I suppose.
那我来让事情简单点 Well, then, I'll keep this very simple.
威廉·希尔 William Hill,
我爱你 而你离开了 I loved you and you left.
现在不管你剩下多少时间 Now I'd like to spend whatever time
我都要和你一起度过 you have remaining together.
你愿意吗 Would you?
我会比预计的时间回去得晚一点 I'm gonna be a little later than I thought.
有点小事需要处理 到时候见 Just got to take care of a little business. See you then.
所有人都喝好了吗 Is everybody drinking enough?
兰德尔·皮尔森 Randall Pearson.
我爸爸也不会回家 My father won't be at the house, either.
凯文和凯特取消了 Kevin and Kate canceled.
现在威廉也有事情 Now William's got some business.
你觉得他今天到底去哪儿了 Where the hell you think he went, anyway?
神神秘秘的 Acting all mysterious.
我刚在洗手间外面 跟几个女士聊天 I was just talking with some women outside of the bathroom,
大家都说你买了一艘船 and word on the street is you bought a boat.
安迪·范宁在卖他的船 Well, Andy Fannin was selling his.
你不会已经给我买好一艘了吧 Uh-oh. You didn't already get me a boat, did you?
这不好笑 That's not funny.
你要一艘船做什么 What are you gonna do with a boat?
有的时候男人就需要一艘船 贝丝 Sometimes a man just needs a boat, Beth.
这艘船并不只是一艘船 兰道尔 This boat is not a boat, Randall;
这艘船叫悲伤 this boat is sadness.
真是个难听的名字 Bad name for a boat.
兰道尔 当你不开心时 你就会买东西 When you get depressed, you buy things, Randall.
我没不开心 I'm not depressed.
亲爱的 别装了好吗 Baby. Please, okay?
你爸爸不久就要离世 Your father is dying
你妈妈过去一直在骗你... and your mother was lying to you...
我跟妈妈说了我理解她 I told my mother I understand.
理解和原谅 Understanding and forgiveness
是两种截然不同的概念 are two very different animals.
成年的你也许已经没事了 The adult in you is probably all good,
但是你心里的小男孩还很受伤 but the little boy in you is still hurt.
所以我给他买了艘船 So I got him a boat.
不客气 小家伙 You're welcome, little boy.
去找安迪·范宁 说我们不买船了 Hey, go find Andy Fannin and un-buy the boat.
办不到 Can't.
泰勒还在发分红 Tyler's still giving out bonuses.
我们看看今年琳达·班克斯 All right, let's see if Linda Banks
运气是好是坏 was naughty or nice this year.
-这做法不合适 -我知道 -That's just wrong. ?- I know.
他让我们全部人平安夜都到这来 He makes all of us come here on Christmas Eve,
只是因为他没有家人 just 'cause he doesn't have any family.
我们也没有 现在他们都爽约了 Neither do we, now they all canceled.
别忘了我们还有两个小姑娘在我姐姐家 Hey. We have two little girls at my sister's house, you know.
-除非你想把她们扔在那不管 -不 - Unless you want to leave them there. ?- No.
你知道我想要什么吗 You know what I want?
我想让一切回到从前的样子 I want it to go back to the way it was before.
回到我引起一切事端之前 Before I went and stirred everything up.
以及找到威廉 把他带进大家的生活中 Found William and opened the door to everybody's drama.
还买了一条船 And bought a boat.
我这就去退了这条船 I will go un-buy the boat.
-谢谢 -不客气 - Thank you. - ?Okay.
我现在就去找安迪·范宁 I'm gonna go find Andy Fannin right now.
想去百慕大玩的时候可别抱怨没船 Just don't complain to me when you want to hop over to Bermuda.
-我才不会 -别抱怨啊 - I will not. - ?Don't.
-我不会的 -非常感谢 - I will not do that. - Thank you very much.
你们知道什么 见鬼去吧 Hey, you know what? The hell with it.
大家注意 Ho, ho, ho, everyone.
这是个非常环保的圣诞节 It's gonna be a very green Christmas.
克洛伊
安迪 Andy, hey.
兰德尔 Randall!
怎么了 What is up?
你在这外面干什么啊 What are you doing out here, man?
透透气 抽根烟 Just taking a break, man, smoking.
你原来会抽烟 Oh. Didn't know you smoked.
对 我最近才开始抽的 Yeah, I just, I just, I just picked it up.
你的烟在哪儿呢 Where are your cigarettes?
我忘记拿了 Yeah, I forgot them.
你没事吧 Everything okay, man?
没事 Everything's good.
-那就好 -是的 - Good. ?- Yeah.
我就是想和你说说船的事 Uh, I just wanted to talk to you about the boat,
但是我有点恐高 but I'm not really a fan of heights.
要不我们进去说吧 Is it okay if we go inside?
你能不能就待在那儿 Why don't you just stay right there.
好的 没问题 Okay. That's no problem.
-别紧张 好吗 -我没事 你别紧张 - Just be cool, all right? - I am cool. You be cool.
好的 我们都别紧张 No, I'm cool. We're both cool.
发生什么事了 What's going on, man?
去年的圣诞节你也在吧 You, uh, you were here, uh, last Christmas?
是的 必须得来啊 Yeah. I had to be, right?
你记得蒂娜吗 You remember Tina?
她穿着红裙子 That red dress?
会计部门的吗 记得 From Payables? Yeah.
是的 她真的是美极了 Yeah, that was, that was a hell of a dress.
就当晚一次吗 Was it just the one time?
差不多一整年 Been most of the year.
好吧 Okay.
看来是后院起火了 So, uh, things were bad at home.
没有 挺好的 No, they were good.
凯瑟琳很好 一直都好 Catherine was good, always there.
我去上班 So I worked and she...
她照顾我 she took care of me...
打理我们的家 我们的生活 and our family, our lives, and, uh...
有时候 她都不像是老婆了 at some point, she just went from, uh, uh, a wife
变成了队友 to a teammate.
你不会想和队友上床 And you don't have sex with your teammate.
你会想和那个... You have sex with...
会计部的蒂娜上床 with Tina from Payables.
听我说 安迪 Hey, listen to me, Andy.
你有外遇了 You had an affair.
你不明白 You don't get it.
那你解释一下 Well, th-then help me out.
凯瑟琳要离开 Catherine's done.
现在她当然生你的气 Well, yeah, right now she's pissed at you.
兰德尔 她提出离婚了 Randall, she filed.
她...我的婚姻完了 是我毁了它 She... it's broken. I broke it.
无缘由的 For no reason.
我妻子 我最好的朋友 离开了我 My wife, my best friend, is gone.
我的孩子离开了 我的事业也完了 My kid, gone. My career, gone.
我只能自食恶果 And I'm dealing with it all by myself.
你事业完了是什么意思 What do you mean your career's gone?
增额问题 伙计 It's increments, man.
我发现我在做赔钱的买卖 承担巨大的风险 I found myself making crazy trades, taking huge risks.
我损失了一大笔钱 I lost a lot of money.
多少 What's a lot?
很多 我和其他人的钱 A lot. Mine and other people's.
-泰勒知道吗 -他会知道的 - Does Tyler know? - He will.
这就是我必须来拿分红的原因 That's why I had to come here to get the-the bonus,
因为至少他们可以拿到这笔钱 because... at least they'll have that.
所以你才把船卖给我 That's why you sold me the boat.
-你可别反悔 -我不会的 - Do not back out on me. - I won't.
-他们需要这笔钱 -我不会后悔 安迪 - They need it. - ?I'm not backing out, Andy.
直到我走进电梯 It wasn't till I was in the elevator
我才决定在这里结束一切 I decided to do it here.
看着楼层一层层升高 It was just all the floors going up,
我 我想... and I, and I thought...
"是啊 这样就解脱了" "Yeah. This'll do the job."
伙计 别这么说 Hey, man, don't talk like that.
不 我不害怕 兰德尔 No. I wasn't scared, Randall.
可我想到我得回那个汽车旅馆去 Then I thought about the motel room I got to go back to,
我吓坏了 and it scared the hell out of me.
-我心意已决 -安迪 停下 停下 - Decision made. - Andy, stop, stop.
你现在只是很灰心 Look, right now, you're just upset.
我看起来灰心吗 Do I look upset?
我很清醒 我很清楚在做什么 I'm clear. I'm clear as a bell.
因为当我在这里 'Cause while I was here,
一无是处的时候 凯瑟琳建造了我们的生活 building nothing, Catherine built our life.
我们的家庭 我们的朋友 Our family, our friends.
他们都跟着她离开了 And they all went with her.
我是你的朋友 I'm your friend.
我住在哪 Where do I live?
安迪 我不知道你住在哪 Andy, I don't know where you live.
那就闭嘴 Then shut up.
你要我的表吗 是我爸留给我的 You want my watch? It was my dad's.
老天 伙计 你犯了错 Good God, man, you made a mistake.
我知道你觉得自己不该犯错 And I know what it's like to think that you're not allowed to,
但你不能就这么放弃 but you don't get to just quit.
-你不懂 -什么 安迪 我不懂什么 - Oh, you don't get it, man! - What, Andy? What don't I get?
你的生活和我不一样 好吗 You don't live in my world, okay?!
-你的生活多完美 -你在说... - Your life's perfect! - What do you...
你根本不了解 You have no idea.
你在说什么 安迪 你才不知道 What are you talking about, Andy? You don't know.
不是只有你一个人痛苦 伙计 You don't have a monopoly on pain, man.
我爸在我出生那天就把我遗弃在消防局 My father left me at a fire station the day I was born.
他就这样走掉了 He just took off.
但今年 安迪 今年我找到他了 But this year, Andy, this year I found him.
好吗 Okay?
花了我36年时间 It took me 36 years,
但我找到了他 而且原谅了他 but I found him, and I forgave him.
还有我妈 And my mother...
她也做了一些事情 She did some things, too.
但她仍然在我的生活中 她在面对问题 But she's still in my life and she's facing it,
就像我爸那样 just like he did,
因为事情总有一线希望会向更好的方向发展 because there's always a chance that things will get better.
你女儿 她叫什么名字 And your daughter-- what's her name?
克洛伊 Chloe.
如果你真爱克洛伊 她也会爱你的 If you love Chloe hard, she will love you back.
小孩子都是这样的 That's the way kids work.
她会原谅你的 安迪 And she will forgive you, Andy.
除非她没机会了 But not if she can't.
如果你真这么做... Like, if you make this the story...
真让她经受父亲在平安夜自杀 make this the night before Christmas when her daddy
血洒第二大道的打击 那就没戏了 spread himself all over Second Avenue, then no.
对吗 Right?
身为她的父亲 你的责任 It is your job, as her father,
就是在她懂事前坚持住 to stay here until she is ready.
安迪 要是你做不到... And if you can't do that, Andy...
克洛伊也会原谅你的 Chloe will forgive you.
她一定会的 I know she will.
兰德尔 你好了吗 Hey, Randall, you ready?
贝丝 站住 别出来 Hey, Beth, stop. Don't come out.
别让我站住 搞什么 你来... Don't tell me to stop. What? You came...
拜托 现在别过来 我正在... Pl-Please, not now! I'm just hav...
我们正在谈... 安迪 不要 We're talking... Andy, no!
不不不 不要 No, no, no, no!
兰德尔 到底发生什么事了 Randall, what the hell is going on?
你... Did you...
是要把船退给他 还是... try to give him back the boat, or...
不是 No.
那你来这干什么 Then why did you come out here?
因为平安夜绝不会有坏事发生 Because nothing bad happens on Christmas Eve.
去接孩子们吧 走吧 Let's go get our girls. Come on.
好了 小姑娘们 快穿上睡衣 All right, little mamas. Jammies on real quick
爸爸要给你们读《美丽的圣诞夜》了 好吗 so Daddy can read The Night Before Christmas, okay?
你没事吧 You okay?
没事 Yeah.
今天晚上很有意义 It's been a big night.
这个美好又宁静的圣诞节 只有我们四个人 A nice, quiet Christmas, just the four of us--
我今年的愿望仅此而已 that's all I want this year.
你觉得是不是有点过了 You think we overdid it?
一直这么觉得 Always.
叮咚 叮咚 Knock, knock.
还以为你不会来了呢 Thought you couldn't make it.
我们很早就结束了 所以... Uh, yeah, we finished early, so...
贝丝 这是斯隆 Hi. ?Beth, this is Sloane.
很高兴认识你 Nice to meet you.
-斯隆 我帮你挂下大衣吧 -谢谢 - Sloane, let me take your coat. - Oh, thanks.
-斯隆 -谢谢 - Sloane. - ?Thank you.
不用 Yeah.
-斯隆是... -犹太人 - And Sloane is? - ?Jewish.
我是说她是... Yeah, I mean is she...
不 她是编剧 Oh, no. Um, uh, she's the playwright.
她骗她妈妈说我们在交往 Uh-huh? ?Yeah, she told her mom that we were dating,
纪念公元前165年重献耶路撒冷圣殿
我就一起去了光明节聚会 然后我觉得 so I had to do Hanukkah, and I thought it would be weird
要是我丢下她自己回来会很奇怪 所以... if, uh, when I left, I didn't bring her, so...
现在一点儿也不奇怪了 Yeah, now it's not weird at all.
-也许来点酒能缓和下 -可能吧 - Maybe some wine will help that. - Probably.
好吧 谢谢 Yeah. Yup. All right. Thank you.
圣诞节快乐 Hey. Merry Christmas.
-你们也到了 -是啊 - You made it, too. - ?Yes.
圣诞树好漂亮 这是什么树 Now, that is a beautiful tree. What is that?
是道格拉斯冷杉吗 Is that a Douglas fir?
-我们今年用的是假树 不过...-谢谢 - We went artificial this year, but... - Thank you.
道格拉斯冷杉才是经典 A Doug fir, that's a classic.
我们还是来了 没问题吧 I hope it's okay we still came.
当然没问题 Of course it is.
妈 外套给我吧 Mom... Let me take your coat.
-好 谢谢 -没事 - Sure, thank you. - ?Sure.
奶奶 Grandma!
圣诞快乐 想死你们了 Oh, Merry Christmas. I missed you guys.
今晚你们要交好运了 I think Grandpa might have a few gifts
爷爷有好些礼物要给你们呢 for you guys to open tonight, if you're lucky.
圣诞快乐 快过来 Merry Christmas. Come here.
你也来了 You, too. Hi.
我来帮你拿这些 Let me take these from you.
斯隆 Sloane?
说来话长 This isn't a thing.
-是圣诞老人 -宝贝 不是圣诞老人 - Hey, it's Santa! ?- No, baby, that's not Santa.
圣诞老人在你睡前是不会出现的 Santa doesn't come until you fall asleep.
看起来就是圣诞老人 Sure looks like Santa.
圣诞快乐 Hey, Merry Christmas!
你肯定是苔丝 这是给你和你妹妹的 You must be Tess. Here, those are for you and your sister.
拿去吧 There you go.
-兰德尔吧 -是我 - Randall? - Yeah.
我是托比 你好 Hey. ?Toby. How are you?
-天啊 -见到你真好 圣诞快乐 - Oh, my God. - Good to see you. Merry Christmas.
圣诞快乐 Merry... Merry Christmas.
-我能进来吗 -当然可以 - Is this okay? - Yup. Yeah, yeah.
大家好 我是托比 Hi. ?Toby.
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas.
这树可真漂亮 Wow, that is a nice tree.
是道格拉斯冷杉 It's Doug fir.
真的是你吗 Are you, are you really here?
是啊 我花了六个小时 Well, I just spent six hours
挤在祖恩航空的中间座位上 in a middle seat on something called Zoom Airlines,
所以我跟你一样惊讶 so I am as surprised as you are.
凯特 我过来是想先迈出一步 Kate, I am here to take the first steps
为我们的最后一次不理智买单 in overcoming our insanity one last time, for both of us.
因为圣诞节到了 Because it's Christmas.
而且我们在一起真的很开心 And because we're good together.
我又开始节食了 I'm back on the diet.
不是为你 是为我自己 Not for you, for me.
当然也是为你 这样你就会和我在一起了 But also for you, so that you'll be with me.
我可以没有披萨和饼干 I can live without pizza and cookies
没有薯片和... and potato chips and...
那些飞机上供应的 whatever that brownie thing was
巧克力蛋糕之类的东西 that they were serving on the plane.
但我的生命中唯独不能没有的... The one thing I cannot live without...
是你 is you.
挤在中间座位里的六小时给了我充分的时间 Six hours in a middle seat gives a guy plenty of time
准备开场白 to prepare an entrance.
智者 智者 智者 Wise man, wise man, wise man. Uh...
表亲 也许吧 搞不清 cousin, maybe? I don't know.
这是会说话的驴 And then, uh, the donkey talks.
我可能和卡通片搞混了 Or the... I might have that confused with a cartoon, actually.
你还是拿着剧本说更好 Yeah, you're better with a script.
是啊 Yeah.
大家圣诞快乐 Hey, everybody, Merry Christmas. Hey!
威廉 William!
我带了个朋友来 I... I brought a friend.
-你不介意吧 -当然了 - I hope it's cool. - Oh, absolutely.
我是兰德尔 Hey, I'm Randall.
-杰西 -很高兴认识你 杰西 - Uh, Jessie. - Nice to meet you, Jessie.
别拘束 Hey, make yourself at home.
我马上过来 I'll be right with you guys.
好 Yeah.
坐在飞机的椅子上 我就是个小家伙 In my row on the plane, I was the little guy.
此刻 我身体的每一处都疼死了 Every part of my body aches like death right now.
你想上床吗 Do you want to have sex?
满血复活了 你就是女巫啊 And I'm cured. You're a witch.
-是吗 -是 - Yeah? - ?Yup.
好 Okay.
"安静的圣诞节"没有喽 How's that quiet Christmas coming?
-给 -那个... - There you go. - Hey, did...
威廉提起过杰西吗 did William ever mention a Jessie?
没跟我说过 Uh, not to me.
我不认识那个人 I don't know who that is.
我觉得就像学校里的罗伊 I think it's like Roy at school.
谁是罗伊 Who's Roy?
那个有两个爸爸的孩子 The one with two dads.
什么叫"两个爸爸" 我不... What do you mean two dads? I don't...
爸爸 爷爷是同性恋 Dad, Grandpa's gay.
不然至少是双性恋 Or at least bi.
你说啥 What's that now?
我就是带托比转了一圈漂亮的家 Just giving Toby a tour of your beautiful home.
瞧他喘成那样 你俩没少"转"啊 Must've been a long one, the way he's breathing.
是啊 这里的设计 Yeah, the... the architecture is, uh,
令人屏息啊 is breathtaking.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
你衣服扣错了 Your shirt's buttoned wrong.
好吧 Oh. Okay.
槲寄生 Mistletoe.
看看兰德尔 And look at Randall.
不不不 别看这张啦 Oh, no, no, no, we don't want to see that.
别这样嘛 Oh, come on!
来吧 Come on, now!
你们知道圣诞老人的驯鹿都叫什么吗 You guys know that name of all of Santa's reindeer?
不知道吗 You don't?
奶奶知道吗 Does Grandma know?
有猛冲者 There's Dasher,
欢腾 悍妇 Prancer, Vixen...
一 二 三 One, two, three!
手术室准备好了 要带他进去手术了 The O.R. is prepped. We're taking him to surgery now.
天呐 Oh, my God.
兰德尔 Randall!
叫救护车 Call 911!
小心 慢点 Be careful, be careful.
托比 Toby?
竟然活下来了 Well, I'll be darned.
离手 Clear.