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欢迎回到您的入门套件 welcome back to your starter kit
我是你的Dungeon Master Jason Charles I'm your Dungeon Master Jason Charles
米勒，这是大老板的战斗 Miller this is it the big boss fight in
这一集我们的球员将要去 this episode our players are going to
必须结合他们所有的优势 have to combine all of their strengths
以及他们迄今为止所学到的一切 and everything they've learned until now
打败最强大的敌人 to defeat the most formidable foe in
这次冒险他们会成功 this adventure will they make it out
活 alive
只有骰子知道肯定没问题 only the dice know for sure okay and
我们又回来了两个哥布林 we're back so the two goblins the
懦夫穿过那扇门 cowards they ran through that other door
跟着他们我会说她走了 follow them I will say though she she go
在或者像我们应该跟着她进入 in or like we should follow her into the
房间，因为她一直在挂我们的 room since she's been hanging back our
洛克里没有与你的战斗是什么 the lockrey not fighting with ya what's
你继续前进，不属于那个 up you go ahead that wasn't part of the
交易你是你的英雄 deal you were the heroes you're the
战士我们得到了一笔交易让你清楚 fighters we got a deal for you to clear
这个地牢对我来说 this dungeon for me
我将分裂任何宝藏 and I will split any of the treasure
和你一起，我把你带到了滚刀 with you I took you this far the hob
地精酋长和萨满都在那里 goblin chieftain and shaman are in that
房间我更了解你，但你会 room I know it more for you but you'll
必须去，这是我们现在不知道的 have to go then this is we now know not
然后我们知道她是在我们流行之前 then we know she's yeah before we pop in
如果你们想要这样做，那扇门 that door if you guys want to do like a
治疗药水或我想要的东西 healing potion or something I want to
保存我的法术是的我会做的 save my spells yes I'm gonna do a
我自己治疗药水之一 healing potion on myself one of the
八加两是我的东西泄漏 eight plus two is what my thing leaks
出来这样的帮助我也一样 out to so that's help I have the same
一个加两个是有一个得到你的 one da plus two is there a get your
不能转它不是药水可以旅行 can't turn it isn't a potion can trip
先生可以旅行，你一直都很好 sir can trips are good you've always got
这房子你只是知道那里 this house you're just you know there's
那些级别的单词拼写回来了 the words there's level spells back
睡觉是啊我比我少一个 sleep yeah I am one one less than my
完美的推我几个门哦 perfect push me up to the door a few oh
好我就是我是白人中的一员 good I'm the I'm the one in the white
就在这儿是的，我们会准备好的 right here yeah yeah we'll be ready to
也许就在他们身后哦 get in there maybe right behind them oh
好的，好的，我们会把它们放在她身上 good okay yeah we'll put them she's
首先通过门 first through the door
为你打开门好吧，你们好 open the door for you okay you guys is
你还要和主打架 she also fighting the Lord are you going
和我们一起战斗至少我会战斗 to fight with us at least I will fight
好吧，我不是一个战斗机我 alright I'm not much of a fighter I'm
更多的鸡巴如果我们打开它连接 more of a dick Connect if we open it up
它就像最后三个房间一样 and it's just like the last three rooms
没有令人印象深刻的小阿古拉所以 haven't been impressive little agura so
什么在那里让我们好好让我们 what's in there let's go all right let's
发现你得到这个彼得哦，这是一个 find out you get this Peter oh it's a
门打开你的门好吧 door okay so as soon as you open the
门口响亮的声音咆哮着你 door a loud voice barks at you and
破碎的常见停止放下你的武器 broken common stop put down your weapons
和你的生命离开 and leave with your lives
门内20英尺宽 20 feet inside the doors spread across
房间里各有四个地精弓箭手 the room are four goblin archers each
用箭头指着你的心 with arrows pointed at your hearts
在他们后面三十英尺处站着 another thirty feet behind them stand to
大地精一个小而驼背更多 hobgoblins one is small and hunched more
超过五英尺高的可能是女性 than five feet tall possibly female
穿着锦缎红色和金色的斗篷 dress in a brocade cloak of red and gold
头发和斗篷覆盖着叮叮当当的珠子 hair and cloak covered in tinkling beads
和贝壳 and shells
她手里拿着一个弯曲的员工 she holds a crooked staff in her hand
另一个是高大瘦弱的原型 the other is tall and lean an archetypal
中年的大地精战士 middle-aged Hobgoblin warrior with a
这是他的脸颊上长长的疤痕 long scar across his cheek it is his
你听到他的声音很重 voice that you heard he wears heavy
他的双手紧握着盔甲 laminated armor his hands gripped the
他拥有一把巨大的黑色大剑 hilt of a huge black great sword he has
对它有一种指挥和危险的气氛 an air of command and danger about it
让我设置微缩模型和滚动 let me set the miniatures and the roll
因为主动18 X加o加两个所以 for initiative 18 X plus o plus two so
20肮脏20是啊我得到1609所以我少了 20 filthy 20 yeah I got 1609 so I'm less
好的好东西告诉我什么 okay good something tell me what
每个人都等了18，我很抱歉20 30 20 everybody got 18 wait I'm sorry 20 30 20
我实际上有三个而且你得到了 I had three actually and and you got
我猜十六点十六然后做什么 I guess sixteen sixteen and then what do
我们在Deb之后有十三个 we have after that thirteen from Deb
准备帮助准备证明某事 ready to help ready to prove something
小黛比休息了 little Debbie's a break from making
糖果和我们得到了什么 sweets and what else we got
九点好，我们走了 nine-nine yeah okay here we go
哈尔门耶，你做什么 Hal door yeah what do you do
谁敢赢我会战斗我要去 who dares wins I'll fight I'm going to
在一个奇怪的弓箭手中充电 charge in strange one of the archers
他们都是正确的弓箭手 they're all archers right letters are
他们都对弓箭手来说还不错 they all for archers okay cool
那么他们的样子就好了 well then all right what they look like
那么现在是我们的人呢 right now guys who are ours well then
我会把那个放在我左边的那个 I'll take the one to my left that's the
主要的是他们有点侧翼他 main one they're kind of flank him out
我要去接他的 I'm gonna I'm gonna go right up to his
面对那样直，我要攻击 face like that straight I'm gonna attack
他用长剑呃四加四 him with a longsword uh four plus four
八点不好意思你是下一个我 is eight no sorry you're next I'm
跑到你旁边知道我 running up right next to you know I'm
会好好地走到这一边 gonna go over to this side all right and
追求这个家伙很好，这是一个很好的 go after this guy great okay it's a good
计划到目前为止，你打了十六号 plan so far well plus or sixteen you hit
你打那个家伙真是太棒了 you hit that guy yeah awesome with your
妈妈，现在11点多少 mom and how much to the tune of 11 now
这是我告诉你的锁定回报 it's the lock return I told you I'd
打架我正在打击你的冲动 fight I'm fighting my urge to fight your
好转，我会跳进去 turn all right I am gonna hop in this is
我建议我还没有做过但是 what I propose I haven't done it yet but
我想用我的燃烧的手 I would like to use my burning hands
有一个15英尺锥形的法术 spell which has a it is a 15-foot cone
从我这里，我想进入那里 from me so I want to get in there and
试着在我的身上尽我所能 try to get as many guys as I can in my
锥没有打我的朋友 cone without hitting my friends right
可能最好的举动也是 probably the best move would be either
如果你站在这里，你可以得到这个人 if you stood here you could get this guy
好吧，如果你站在这里，你好 well okay actually if you stood here you
可能会锥出来得到这些 could probably cone out and get these
事情很好 things well
应该是这个接近战斗但Deb should be this close to combat but Deb
准备玩了 is ready to play
嘿，是的，你知道他们的弓箭手 hey yeah and you know what their archers
所以，即使你的差异是什么 so even if your what's the difference of
五英尺像你的家和大 five feet like your home and the big
最后她告诉我们关于燃烧的拼写 spell for last she tell us about burning
我握着我的手好可以燃烧双手 hands okay burning hands as I hold my
用拇指触摸和手指的手 hands with thumbs touching and fingers
传播哇薄薄的火焰射击 spread Wow a thin sheet of flame shoots
从你伸出的指尖出来 forth from your outstretched fingertips
每个15英尺锥形的生物必须 each creature in a 15 foot cone must
做一个灵巧的豁免，我 make a dexterity saving throw which I
假设是反对我的咒语除了他的 assume is against my spell save it he's
他只有十三岁还好 he was just thirteen okay
然后，如果他们他们采取3d6 and then if they they take 3d6
失败的保存或一半的火灾损坏 fire damage on a failed save or half as
很多成功的一个没关系，是的 much on a successful one okay yeah like
它所以我们有三个所以我要滚 it so we've got three so I'm gonna roll
三个人的豁免检定 saving throws for three three people
好吧，对你的一个人不好 okay against yours one was not good good
好吧，所以他失败了 okay so one the he failed the saving
抛出并通过和拯救她失败了 throws and failed her saving through and
小弓箭手没有或更大 the little archer didn't or the larger
让她说，如果你会赢 made her say if you would have won to
到那里拯救投掷它是一个很好的耶 get there saving throw it's a good yeah
所以现在你的滚动3d6，看看有多少 so now your roll 3d6 and see how much
他的力量造成的伤害我保护你 damage by the power of him I protect you
非常火，十一点伤害 very with fire that's eleven damage
十一伤害没关系，这很好 eleven damage okay that's good that's
真的很好 really good
女性的Hobgoblin看起来很漂亮 the the female Hobgoblin looks pretty
不好哦，我应该添加任何易燃品 bad oh I should add that any flammable
正在保持的对象被警告 objects that are being held are warned
也可以着火，但不是 also do catch on fire that aren't or are
没有被警告或没有 there are not are not being warned or
他们站在他们身边的床上 held beds they're standing on they're
基本上是在他们的葬礼上 basically on a funeral pyre they're
他们自己的床是的，他们必须移动 their own beds yeah they have to move
无论如何 off of that anyway
实际上轮到他们了 it's actually their turn to move throw
他们的水床，这意味着 their water beds and so that means that
你是这个家伙拿了五分 you're that this guy took five points of
损伤 damage
是的，他还活着，是的 yeah he's still alive and it's
我觉得还是活着的 definitely still alive fine I feel like
我完成了那就是非常 I accomplished that was it that was very
非常好的消息 good news very
所以这个家伙有这个古老的大人物 so this guy had this old big old
大刀与他的大剑是 Hobgoblin guy with his great sword is
要先走，他正在收费 gonna go first and he is charging right
在矮人他知道你能做什么 at the dwarf what can he do you know
是的好事，他得到两次攻击 yeah good thing he gets to attack twice
你也拥有最多的生命值 also you have the most hit points of all
我们所以他错过了第一个 of us so he missed the first one
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你受到了8点伤害 you got hit eight points of damage
你活着，那很好，所以那就是 you're alive that's great okay so that's
对他来说，她将要离开 it for him she's going to move off the
燃烧的床到这里，我们将铸造如此 flaming bed to here and we'll cast so
他们现在每个人都做了一件事 they each get to do a thing right now
是的，是的，对不起，他们每个人都去做 yeah yeah yeah sorry they each get to do
如果我们为你而死，你会知道什么 a thing well you know what if we die you
伙计们可以参加比赛并完成奖金 guys could race in and finish money yeah
确实是的，这实际上是一件好事 exactly yeah it's actually a good thing
因为每个人都在她面前 that everyone's in front of her because
她不一定想打她 she doesn't necessarily want to hit her
自己的人，她必须像触摸一样 own people she has to do like touch
可能所以她会去见你 possibly so she's going to you see her
在她自己的回归者身上投了一些东西 cast something on herself returner she's
在她身上撒了一些东西 casting something on her she filled
我们是啊你不确定它是什么 ourselves yeah you're not sure what it
是好的保护额外的锡是的是的 is okay protection extra pewter yes yeah
然后现在我们已经得到了 and then now we've got we've got the
弓箭手谁会在这一点上拉我 archers who will at this point I'll pull
因为他们的短刀 out their their short swords because
每一个人都在其中 every one every single one of them is in
现在的混战，所以要拍摄 melee combat now so to shoot with the
用弓没有任何意义 with the bow doesn't make any sense so
伙计们会去找你 guys gonna go for gonna go for you
Deb已经准备好了，他两个都错过了 Deb's ready he misses terribly and both
这些家伙正在前往哈尔门 of these guys are going for Hal door
没错，肯定会打你 right okay one definitely hits you for
四点伤害 four points of damage
好吧，好吧，你在我五点钟 okay okay what are you at I'm at five
是啊 yeah
最后一个错过了所以Trin and last one missed so Trin
我必须比你做得更好 I'll have to do better than that you're
说话所以我们正在全力以赴 talking so we're in full combat right
现在，在我走的时候，每个人都需要 now yeah everybody needs as I walk up to
门，你会像老兄一样帮助我们 the door and you'd be like dude help us
好吧，你可以接近比赛，从那以后 okay you can race it close and since
他们都订婚了你们都可以打 they're all engaged you can both hit
他们并且你的次要攻击是的 them and have your secondary attack yes
所以我觉得很可怜，所以我可以 so I feel like poor yeah cuz okay I
这个大家伙已经受伤了 already hurt in this big dude right
那么正确的让我去帮助他好吧嗯 there so right let's go help him okay um
问题是你可以在那里进行 the issue is you can move through there
但是你真的没有地方可以 but there's really no place for you to
在战斗中坚持到底有多远 stand in in the combat how far it count
我可以去看看我的问题吗？ in can I go it was my questions well you
可以去你的举动是我们想要的25 can go your move is what 25 so we want
三四，所以你的第五步将是 three four so your fifth move would be
在中间，你不能 in in the middle there and you can't
实际上这真的是你的篮子 actually so this was really your basket
最好的球，所以我基本上 best of your best ball so I basically
不得不打到去那个分数的地方 have to hit go to that score where the
三个不打你正在战斗的家伙 three isn't hit the guy you're fighting
对，是的，没关系，好​​吧 right yeah yeah all right do that okay
好的 okay
很好的自然时间，所以这么多 nice natural time so that's so much
伤害，我甚至不会让你 damage that I'm not even gonna make you
滚动好向我解释你是如何杀死他的 roll good explain to me how you kill him
哦 Oh
设置场景或等待那是什么 set the scene or wait what was that
用你的匕首 using your using your dagger
我神奇的匕首 my magical dagger
我不是想要残忍，真的 I'm not trying to be cruel it's really
这是我唯一可以达到的地方 just the only place I can reach hey can
你来了一点点谢谢 you come down a little bit yeah thank
您 you
好吧月亮让他跟你说话得到他 okay moon get him talk to you get him
很明显，我将不得不使用一个 well obviously I'm gonna have to use a
防火栓有什么特别的人 fire bolt have any of the special who
你是在拍我要拍的吗？ are you shooting at I'm going to shoot
它在这里的大个子很大 it at the big one over here great big
大家伙是的，没关系 big guy yeah that's okay
这总是下一轮的 there's always the next round that's
哈尔门，你没事 right Hal door you're all right
我会让我看到我要完蛋了 I'm gonna let's see I'm gonna finish off
这个小家伙在我面前 this little guy in front of me or
实际上，你们可以处理他 actually you guys you can handle him to
左边，如果我搬进去，直奔 the left if I moved in and went straight
对于第二个大地精所以我要去 for the second hobgoblin so I'm gonna
搬到中间位置好吧 move in in that middle spot okay great
长剑很棒的演员是啊 actor with a long sword awesome yeah
希望这可以达到十二加 hopefully this works out twelve plus
四点十六你打得很好 four sixteen you hit all right what's
伤害伤害是5加5伤害 the damage damage is 8 damage five plus
两个是七打你杀了她是啊 two is seven hit you killed her yeah
终于燃烧的手真的拿了一个 finally that burning hands really took a
很多，她是一个很好的 lot out of her that was a good that was
一个很好的举动，这是一个很好的谢谢 a good move that was a good good thank
您 you
所以你做的就是为了我 so yeah hang on to her for me you did
你杀了你可以吹了 you killed that you could blow the
弓箭手呀哦哪一个和两个Lago archers yeah Oh which one and both Lago
乌龟左右我听不到他杀了 the turtle or so I don't hear he kills
好吧，我正在攻击那个家伙好吧 all right I'm attacking that dude okay
你标记我没关系你是肯定的 you tagged me okay yeah you definitely
剪纸，给自己一个好处 paper cut and gave yourself a favor good
现在不要忘记谁还有药水 now don't forget who's got potions left
这样的事情就是这样想的 and things like that think about that in
回到你的脑海 - 你已经掌握了这些 the back your mind - you've got those at
准备好你知道你的感觉 the ready you know right you're feeling
你需要它就像它需要你的 you need it does it like it takes your
采取行动是的确需要采取行动 action to do it yeah it does take an
行动还行 action okay
给某人一个治疗药水 to give somebody your a healing potion
是的，并采取它采取它 yeah and to take it to to take it
你自己去吸食自己 yourself to imbibe it yourself you're
我会关注我们的一些深度 concerned with some of our depths I will
老兄，这是储物柜没有做的事 dude it's the lockers turn not doing
什么都没事好Melora我是 anything all right okay Melora I'm
叫你出去我应该帮助我们 calling you out I'm supposed to help us
我是不是因为9岁而打架的人 I'm I'm not one for fighting 9 yeah
你等了一个星期，所以你可以杀了 you're waiting to a week so you can kill
我们之后就像我要放手一样 us afterwards like I'm just gonna let
无论如何，你做你要做的事 you do what you were going to do anyway
为什么跟着我们去等待另一个 and why follow us go wait in the other
房间没事，我感觉很好 room all right all right I am feeling
关心我的朋友，我能做到 concerned for my friends I can I can do
有些刺伤，但我 some stabbing but I
你有什么事我五岁了 what are you down to I'm at five you're
五点都是，你可以采取行动 both at five yeah and you can do a move
并且因为你应该采取行动 and an action right because you should
如果我是这样的话，可能会走出困境 probably get out of dudes way if I'm
治愈你有一个清单从拿 healing you have a list from take a
夫妻退后一步，她可以走出困境 couple steps back can she get out of the
如果她得到那样的方式虽然他们是 way if she gets that way though they're
两者都会受到机会的攻击 both gonna get an attack of opportunity
在她身上她没关系，因为我是我 on her she okay yeah cuz I'm are I'm
就像在那里，你正确的退一步 like in there with you right steps back
他们俩都可以自由挥杆耶 both of them can take a free swing yeah
我可能不是很好 it's probably not a all right well I'm
我要去刺，因为我有很多 gonna I'm gonna stab cuz I have a lot of
肾上腺素现在，如果你们所有 adrenaline right now and then if you all
需要它以后我会帮助你什么时候 need it later I will help you when
你是无意识的很好 you're unconscious go okay very many
文章艾比的平板电脑想刺我 texts Abby's tablet wanna stab can I
刺伤我刚刚刺伤了前面的那个人 stab I just got stabbed the guy in front
我觉得这可能是一个 of me it feels like that's probably a
这样做的危险是六点 dangerous thing to do that is a six that
不是我们正确的选择对不起，我有一个 was not our right choice sorry I have a
你可以吐得很好 breath all right you can throw up
什么都不采取行动 nothing that doesn't take an action
好吧，我不知道有没有 alright I don't I can realize there's
而她只是看着我，但我们得到了这个 and her just watching me but we got this
只剩下三个没关系，我们得到了 there's only three left okay yeah we got
这让我觉得小精灵很有灵感 this I feel very inspired by the goblins
隔壁是啊所以Hobgoblin大ol are next door yeah so Hobgoblin big ol
Hobgoblin的家伙会去看看 Hobgoblin guy is gonna take a swing at
今晚你wind风 - 是的，他可以 you tonight winds at you - yeah he can
两个秋千，是的，他会想念 take two swings yeah he's gonna miss
他绝对是第一个哦 both oh the first one he definitely
他错过了我的第二次罚球机会 missed my free-throw second one he
绝对错过了只会知道的人 definitely missed only the guy will know
没有运气就没有了 there is no luck right there's hell yes
好的，但我们这里有这个人 okay so but we've got this guy here and
我们那里有那个人，所以我就是那个人 we've got that guy there so I so the guy
那你只是试图刺伤他 that you just tried to stab his gonna
stabby stabby回到你身边，他错过了 stabby stabby back at you and he missed
哈尔门上的一个人错过了 and the one stabbing at Hal door missed
所以我要走了，我要完蛋了 so I'm gonna go I'm gonna finish
好的三分球和四分糟可怕是的好吧 okay threes and fours terrible yeah okay
所以有人受伤或是什么 so is anybody hurt or what what's
发生我的意思是这两个人都是 happening I mean both of these guys are
这两个人都有五个生命值 both of these guys have five hit points
你的意思是我所说的那个人 each do you mean the guy I mean the
地精我所知道的所有地精 Goblin all the goblins I actually know
这两个都没有受伤他是两个 both of these are uninjured he's both
忘记了 - 是的，我想我会做的 forgetting right - yeah I guess I'll do
这家伙因为有两个没关系所以这个 this guy since there's two okay so this
一个就在这里好吧，我正在使用我的 one right here okay and I'm using my
匕首是的，那是伟大的哥布林 dagger right yeah that's great goblins
在最后，所以我们如果我们吃你的命中 are at the end so we if we eat your hit
现在我很幸运，我正在使用我正在滚动 now I'm lucky I'm using I'm rolling
再一次，你很幸运，你可以滚动 again right you're lucky you can roll
再次出色的18 18加6好吧 again excellent 18 18 plus 6 okay you
绝对打他坐在你的卷 definitely hit him sit in a roll your
匕首伤害加上奖金加上你的 dagger damage plus the bonus plus your
背刺奖金来了 backstabbing bonus come on come on come
在三个三加五，所以八 on three three plus five so that's eight
现在滚动你的背刺伤害 now roll your your backstabbing damage
你带他出去他是如此正确 you took him out he is gone yep so right
你是一个幸运的人，所以你到处走走 you're a lucky person so you get around
每次水深半身都是 every time water deep half halflings are
有一所叫做幸运的特殊学校 have a special school called lucky and
如果你曾经掷过1或半身 if you ever roll a 1 or a halfling you
击中 hit
滚动它哦红色你必须接受 roll it Oh red you have to accept the
第二次滚动让我们得到一个 second roll right let's get one got an
18现在让你知道那是幸运的 18 now so you know that's where lucky
工作从来没有去过一个所以这就是你 works out never went to one so it's you
不是第二个男孩，但可以滚动 don't the second boy yeah but could roll
再一次你知道，然后做你 a one again you know and then do you
再次滚动不，不，是的，没关系 roll again no no that's it yeah okay
好吧，在每个人之间都很好 okay good job yeah between each one guy
好的没有错过对不起 okay fine no missed sorry
你可以在这里给我新的饮食 you can either new diet here I'll give
你使用的是另一个 you a different one you use from the
下次再看看你这个家伙我有多久了 next time see ya how long this guy I'm
打算用我的第二次风，因为我没有 going to use my second wind cuz I don't
相信这个大家伙和我没有 trust that this big guy and I don't
相信她，如果我降到五，我就是 trust her so if I'm down to five I'm
会被搞砸是的我会用我的 gonna be messed up yeah I'm gonna use my
第二次风 second wind
关于国家，这是一个D十加一 it's one D ten plus one about the state
哦对不起 oh sorry
是的，我做了什么，所以你是什么 yeah what did I do and so what is it you
使用这个动作尚未做到这一点 use this action yet to do this yeah
对不起，是的，是的，我参加的很棒所以你是 sorry yeah yeah I attend great so you're
回来 - 是的我回到了一百 back - yeah I'm back to a hundred
百分 percent
我是完全健康的，所以很好 fulls I'm total health yeah okay cool so
那样我就不用担心了 that way I don't have to worry about
当我们最后受到她的攻击时 when we get attacked by her at the end
这个，我不好，所以这是 of this and I'm not okay okay so it's
来一场意外不会错过 come for an accident not gonna miss
永远不，没有，所以没事 forever no no all right so all right
我会接受这个，我说的是我们的家伙 I'll take this I'm talking dude we're
说好了加油 talking okay come on
你曾经18岁，是的，是的 for once would you 18 all right yeah
四加二好吧 four plus two okay
六，你多放一点 six you put a little a little more of a
在他身上，他还在说你好 dent in him he's still around say howdy
你是什​​么让他很好的 what are you denting him up pretty good
好吧好吧锁定率选择 right okay well lock rate chooses to
只是冷静是没用的 just chill yeah useless
好吧Devorah好吧我会做一个治疗 okay Devorah okay I'm gonna do a healing
可以治好伤口我不会碰你 all right cure wounds I'm not touch you
我要用掌舵和我的力量来说 I'm gonna say by the power of helm and I
我会治愈一个D八加五 will heal one D eight plus five so I
认为你已经满员了 think you're up to full so that was
对不起，谢谢 sorry thank you
我超级笨拙得到了 I am super thumpy excellent get that
好吧现在它是大地精和地精 okay now it's the hobgoblins and goblins
转过头去，你知道你注意到了 turn to go you know that you noticed
滚刀地精酋长的东西 something that the hob goblin chieftain
和他实际上做的很相似 does and he actually does a very similar
让你熟悉移动它 move you're familiar with the move it
看起来很像你们打电话给你们 looks a lot like when you guys call your
第二次风也是如此 second wind does the same thing so
这就是他要做的和中间派 that's what he's gonna do and centrist
腰带看起来像是他的一点点 is belt right looks like he's a little
更好的形状，这是一个动作 bit of better shape that's one action of
他的是的，但就是那总是如此 his yeah but that's it that's always
我该死的时间 gonna do I was time
所以还有一个小家伙 so there's another little dude and
还有一个小伙伴要去捣乱 there's a little dude is going to stabby
就像他一样在哈尔门口捅了一下 stabby at a Hal door like he was
旨在和这次他确实击中 designed to and this time he does hit
哈尔门你拿五分 and Hal door you take five points of
伤害没关系 damage okay
我的意思是他之前杀了你 I mean then what he killed you before
是的，好吧欺骗了对，但是我 yeah okay tricked right yeah but I'm
要以那种方式杀死那个家伙 gonna kill that dude by the way that's
没错，谁跟我说月亮耶 right okay who's after me moon yeah
这意味着可能意味着等待 which means maybe which means wait so
我可以落后并得到那个大家伙 that I can go behind and get the big guy
就像她可以先让他好，是的 like she can get him first okay yeah
这是一个有趣的举动，是的 that's a that's an interesting move yeah
我可以接受，我想是的 I can I can accept that I think yeah
是的好，所以让你失望 yeah okay so moon you
她会转而抱住她 she's gonna hold her turn and hold her
是的，轮到她，你可以去 yeah hold her turn so that you can go
好吧，我要开枪了 all right I'm gonna fire bolts at the
一个大的好的，那是一个9 big one at the big okay and that's a 9
10 11 10 11
实际上那不是11，它是14和 actually that's not an 11 it is a 14 and
仍然想念14，是的，你还是会想念没人 still miss 14 yeah you still miss nobody
我一直在看你的掷骰子 I've been watching your die rolls too
是的，只是错过了火球 yeah so just misses the fireball just
我第三次再次错过了 full-on miss again for the third time I
退出火把，所以这取决于你 quit fire bolt so it's up to you you
不能再等了，因为你是 can't wait any longer because you're the
每个人都参与的最后一个 last one where everybody's engagements
哦，上帝，这个权利照耀我，好吧，所以11 oh god this right shine on me okay so 11
加上7他是我的匕首伟大哪一个 plus 7 he's my dagger great which one
那是 was that
哪一个是小家伙的18 which one was that 18 on the little guy
会不会对你说不好 will do no on the big okay cuz you
应该搬进来，但我会让你这样做 should have moved in but I'll let you do
那哦，但你知道但是除了另外一个 that oh but you know what but one other
如果你确实在那里移动的话 thing though if you did move in there
这家伙会免费攻击你 this guy would get a free attack on you
所以是的，我不能动，是的，我会让你 so yeah I can't move yeah I'll let you
使用那种饮食想念我认为他不是 use that diet miss I'm thinking he's not
会杀了你所以我会这样做 gonna kill you all right so I'll do that
对那个小家伙然后很好 towards the little dude then yes nice
我可以用同样的东西是啊是啊是的 thing can I use my same yeah yeah yeah
好吧所以我打他就好了你没事 okay so I hit him right okay you hit the
小家伙肯定是对的，所以你得到 little dude for sure right so you get
各种各样的把它们打好是啊好吧 all sorts of lay them out yeah oh okay
好，所以是的2所以2加5现在滚动 good so yeah 2 so 2 plus 5 and now roll
一个d6是的，你的背刺伤害很大 a d6 yes for your backstab damage great
好高户外我开始打开 okay high outdoor I started opening the
番茄酱瓶是啊我们完全是我要去的 ketchup bottle yeah we totally I'm gonna
对这个家伙充电嘿嘿最后一次拍 charge up on this dude hey last one take
一张地图是的，是的长剑，是的 a map yeah um yeah longsword and yes all
我们直到得到一点点 of us right till we got a little it's
只是你和我是的，是的，不要动我 just you and me right yeah don't move me
我有一个想法，我想要 forward I have an idea okay I want to
前进我想解雇我的短弓 move forward I want to fire my shortbow
好的 okay
我的其他一些权力 just the same power some of my other
无论如何它只是一个不同的好 stuff anyway it's just a different okay
匕首好吧所以我要解雇我的短片 dagger okay so I'm gonna fire my short
鞠躬希望那会好起来好的尝试 bow hopefully that'll work out okay try
一些标准是在十一加上4/15 some par yes get in eleven plus 4/15
你错过了，是的，对不起，没关系 you missed come on yeah sorry it's okay
Lou Locker肯定会出现 Lou Locker is coming up certainly she'll
做一些至少进入的事情 do something kind of at least moves into
房间是的，那里很棒哦 the room yes to there oh great just do
什么都在我的背后是的 anything yeah at my back yeah
[音乐] [Music]
当然，即使是储物柜也会 of course even exactly the lockers gonna
你可能会也可能不会做任何事情 do you may or may not do anything she's
没有好处 up to no good
好吧des bora-bora好吧我会的 alright des bora-bora alright I'm gonna
用我的锤子，我会打那么大 use my hammer and I'm gonna hit that big
伙计好吧因为这是一件有趣的事情 guy okay cuz that's sort of a fun thing
这样做是16加3现在是19 to do that is 16 plus 3 is 19 now you
绝对是真正的妈妈，这是一个 absolutely hit really mama da that's one
加一个是两个好一点点 plus one is two okay a little bit away
这很好我觉得我的幽默 it's good I think get my humor in the
晚上好吧现在他又回到了他的位置 night okay now he's back to he's got his
他刚刚做了第二次风，他就是这样 second wind that he just did so he's
回到你身体的第一个大头钉 back to the tack in body first one you
标记我他正在攻击你们两个 tagging me he's attacking you both
他实际上挥舞着强大的剑 swings of the mighty sword he actually
你错了，所以需要做些什么 misses you nice so what does it take to
打我就像你的盔甲号码一样 hit me like what's the number your armor
班级是17我不告诉你那里有什么 class is 17 I don't tell you what there
现在当然想出来，但我 right now of course figure it out but I
把它们放在一起，就像他拥有的那样 just put those together that 17 he has
滚动17你的意思就像我一样 to roll 17 do you mean just like I have
打这个是每个人卸载的东西 to hit whatever this is everybody unload
在大家伙身上 on the big guy
我想让你看到一个邪恶的黑色d20 and I want you to see an evil black d20
他囤积他是的 he's hoarding yeah he does
我打赌你的博客将成为你的巢穴 I bet you the blog will be your lair
角色只是为了确保我们知道结束 role for just make sure we know over
那里 there
好的Tran，你就在那里 okay Tran and you're in that's right in
在它前面我们好好去7 front of it right here we go okay so 7
加上7s plus 7s
好吧哦，我会好久的 okay oh my I'm gonna go for the long
简短所以把我带到另一边 short so move me up to the other side of
他是啊，是的，我是一个侧翼 him yeah outside yeah I'm a flank as
太棒了，我们依靠你，我们如何 great yeah we're counting on you how we
赢了它实际上10加14它就是全部 won it actually 10 plus 14 it's all
没错，这是正确的裁判 right all right that's right umpire
来14加4 18真的很想念这个 comes 14 plus 4 18 just miss really this
是19现在好吧呃锁定皱褶 is 19 now okay uh well lock ruff
实际上你在这里看到她开始了她 actually here you see it she starts she
开始殴打她不在的人 starts beating on the guy she's not in
实际上，储物柜开始关于劳拉 the locker starts about Laura actually
袭击这个家伙完全错过但嘿 attacked the guy totally misses but hey
她正和你一起战斗宝贝 she's fighting with you baby steps
好宝贝光环我要神圣了 okay babe aura I am going to sacred
火焰，这是我可以旅行之一 flame which was one of my can trips
我之前做过的 which I've done before
他必须在灵巧上取得成功 great he has to succeed on a dexterity
拯救投掷对你的13正确是的 saving throw against your 13 correct yes
是的，这是什么意思，他必须 yeah okay what does that mean he has to
滚动的东西高于13是的 roll something higher than a 13 yeah
是的，他的奖金和所有这些 yeah with his bonuses and all of that
它实际上失败了 and it actually failed yeah
八，这意味着，因为他做到了 eight so that means that since he did
现在你并没有达到这个13 that and didn't reach this 13 now you
做他不会跳的东西 get to do the thing he doesn't jump away
我的火红，所以现在就是这样 of my flaming so now this is all that is
三个好的三个我可能会玩 a three okay three play I might a
生日蜡烛，把它扔出去吧 birthday candle and throw it out right
什么叫做什么是大的 what was that called what's the big
让事情摆脱困境的事情 thing to getting out of the way thing
说我拯救乔就像是 say me bro saving Joe is like the
您是否反击是mm-hmm inverse of the do you hit yes mm-hmm
就像在这其中一个就是这样 like on this in one of these what's it
称第一个是第一个 called the one that first the first one
总的来说你打的详细信息 overall that you hit roll the details
滚动就是如果我们这样做，节约滚动如果 roll is if we do it the saving rolls if
你这样做是的，然后同样的事情 you do it yeah and then the same thing
碰巧我们发现它的权利如何 happens we find out how about its right
是的，得到了​​它 right got it
伟大的可能仍然是他只是他不是 great probably still he's just he's not
放弃你，我认为他是矮人 giving up on on you dwarf he's I think
他想要点运气或者不多 he wants to hit little luck or more than
没有拉拉，她带给我们，是的，我 anybody no Lara she brought us yeah I
会对她生气我只是说 would be mad at her I'm just saying
总的来说，我的意思是逻辑上的 total sense all right logically I mean
它打了你两次，所以我要滚 it he hit you twice so I'm gonna roll
对于损坏，看看我们在这里做了什么 for damage and see how we do here he did
在这一刻看着我们 watch over us at this moment
他会知道你100％无意识 he'll know okay you are 100% unconscious
好吧，当我们到达时，一个击倒 alright a knockdown so when we get to
下一轮我们会弄清楚是什么 the next turn we'll figure out what's
提起死者或是的，所以她有你的 raise the dead or yeah so she's got your
回来帮助你我有人回来了 back help you I've got someone's back
好吧，你手里拿着一大堆 okay shake it in your hand a whole bunch
在你投入预测那是一个之前 before you throw in predicting that's a
看看骰子是的，这是我看不懂的 look at dice yes this is I can't read
所有悬念的数字 the numbers at all suspense
12:17你错过了 12:17 you just missed the
我实际上感到害怕和期待 I actually feel dread and anticipation
好吧，我已经在那里，我的魔法匕首 okay I'm already there my magical dagger
[掌声] [Applause]
1 5它没有发生在门18 1 5 it's not happening pal door 18
不管有些酒吧是无意识的，但是 whatever some bar is unconscious but
你的拇指部分，你要滚动 your thumb part you're gonna roll for
拯救死亡哦是的，所以 saving against death oh yeah right so
你可以使用豁免检定来对抗死亡 you can use saving throw against death
20，是的，你看到你流口水10或 20 yeah you've seen you drool 10 or
更高还好12好吧你有一个 higher okay 12 okay so you have one
成功所以一切都要记录 success so everything make a note of
在哪里，是的，填充扫描仪 that somewhere yeah filling the scantron
是的，所以储物柜正在挨打 yeah so the locker is is beating up on
那个现在对她好的男人完全滚动了 the guy now good for her totally rolled
那个家伙可以采取行动的两个储物柜 the two lockers that guy gets to act
在别人这样做之前我会去 before anybody else does so I'm gonna
在我稳定你之前打他，好吧我 hit him before I stabilize you okay I'm
因为那种感觉会做神圣的火焰 gonna do sacred flame because that feels
更好的因为你必须知道 better cuz yeah you have to ya know
这就是我的一点点 that's it's a little it's the little I
我正在离开抢救DC对阵DC am leaving grab saving throw against DC
13纠正是的他他得到了它是一个DC 13 correct yes he he he got it it's a DC
使用DC 13 DC是一个难度难度 with DC 13 DC is a difficulty difficulty
确切地检查是的难度检查是的 check exactly yeah difficulty check yeah
或难度等级没有 or difficulty class there's no
纠正CLE它的重要性 correcting CLE what it's what it's count
因为但如果它的DC为13则那么 for but so if it's a DC of 13 then that
意味着他必须要你休息 means he had to you would have to rest
他们有多难你 - 是的 them above how hard it is you - yeah got
这是它的边缘吧是的，你需要什么 it it's limbo bar yeah what you need
你去那里是一个冷宫吧是的 there you go there's a limbo bar yeah
是的，好的，所以现在你真的 yeah yeah okay so now you've been really
惹他生气，所以他真的要去 pissing him off so he's actually gonna
试试这个 try this
那很酷你的意思是什么 that's cool what's your point
好吧，你幸运的是嗅到了月亮 okay you lucked out to whiffs yeah moon
把它带回家，除非我能让他失明 bring it home unless I can blind him
光明是的，我们还有一件事 with light yeah light one more thing we
把他们当成另一个跑者 rack them up like a deuce another runner
虽然在晚上 in the night though
[掌声] [Applause]
你好朋友，你做得很好 dang it friend you're up 20 nicely done
好吧，你认为这是什么交易 okay so what's the deal you think that
所以你要两次滚动你的d4 so you're gonna roll your d4 twice then
你会加5，然后你就是 you're gonna add 5 to it then you're
会卷起你的背部刺伤 gonna roll your back stabbing damage
等一下，不仅仅是 wait a minute that didn't just
自动你杀了他 automatically you kill him
没有批评是的，它只是意味着它不是 no critical yeah it just means it's not
关于我杀我哦我总是走路 about me kill'em oh I was always walking
我就像你的角落里一样 and I hit in like the corner of your
脖子和你的肩膀相对 neck and your shoulders opposed to on
你有肩膀的一面 the side of your shoulder when you had
大肩垫喜欢他的想法 big shoulder pads like the ideas that he
我进去了，现在我得到了它 got in there now we got it I got in
那里和坚硬的外在所以我是多么柔软他 there and hard outer so am i how soft he
是的，我认为这是我父亲的哭声 is so I think that's much my dad cries
对，但只有一个滚动 right but only but only on one so roll
两次，所以一次滚动它是它的 that twice so a one roll it again it's
好吧，但是20岁时更好 okay but is it better that was a 20
分钟或19或95.7做同样的事情 minute or the 19 or 95.7 doing the same
所以我们现在就为你推出一款d6 thing so we'll roll a d6 now for your
背伤伤害好，所以你来 backstabbing damage okay so you come for
完全受到13点伤害 13 points of damage so completely by
你突然把他刺得正确 surprise you you stabbed him like right
他不喜欢的地方 where he wasn't looking like right in
在他的盔甲与他的身边相遇的地方 between where his armor meets his side
而他只是他走了下来他已经死了 and he just he goes down he's dead
[掌声] [Applause]
这个傻瓜已经消失了，但我们的经纪人 this sucker is gone yeah but our broker
但她的名字是什么 but but what her name is
在火上是的所以la locura带给你 on fire yeah so the la locura brings you
并说谢谢你冒险做 and says thank you adventurous for doing
这个我认为你会找到他的人 this I I think you'll find on his person
你可能会发现一些有趣的东西 you may find some interesting items that
将不仅仅是为这次冒险买单 will more than pay for this adventure
你刚刚上去哦，他很好 that you just went up on oh well he's
被抢劫我会帮助捶打 being looted I'm going to help thumper
一个治疗药水好吧，好吧 to a healing potion okay great right and
我们会仔细研究他的个人物品 we'll look through his personal effects
我会在滚刀上完成它 I'll go through it okay so on the hob
地精酋长你有这个惊人的 goblin chieftain you have this amazing
伟大的剑 great sword
事实证明这是一把伟大的剑加一 turns out it's a great sword plus one
他还有各种宝石和珠宝 nice he also has various gems and jewels
对他的人至少价值1500金币 on his person worth at least 1500 gold
他还有一张地图和洞穴 he also has a map as well to the caves
混乱和其他一些可能的领域 of chaos and some other areas that could
善于冒险你知道你 be good for adventuring you know so you
永远不知道接下来会发生什么 never know what could happen next
你们想要回到匕首吗？ do you guys want to go back to dagger
毛茸茸，然后回到水里 furred and and then go back to water
我认为我觉得这个地方很深 deep to the I think I think the place to
我们回去加入吧 go let's go back and join the
冒险家公会是的，我自己 adventurers guild yes yeah ourselves in
付我们的方式展示我们的商品展示给他们 pay our way show our wares show them the
锡在我们找到的文书工作中是的 pewter yeah in the paperwork we go find
别的什么都走了哦我们去了那里 anything else walked oh we went there
砰的一声，我们要去 slam that thing down so we're gonna
快进你回到匕首 fast-forward to you get back to dagger
你在破碎的地方度过了一夜 furred you spend a night in the broken
船右，然后你通过 boat right and then you take passage
回到水深你会回到 back up to water deep you get back to
冒险者公会的街道 the street where the adventurers guild
你回去的时候真的很兴奋吗？ is you're so excited you're going back
对冒险者来说，他们会去展示 to the adventurers go they're gonna show
他们所有你得到建筑物的东西 them all the stuff you got the buildings
哇实际建筑在哪里了 Wow actual building where the
冒险家公会已经不见了 adventurers guild is gone it's just
那里没有另一座建筑物 there's not another building there it's
不是它只是错过它就像那里 not it's just missing it's like there
从来没有建筑物，就像在那里一样 was never a building yeah like out there
这是全息图的事情 it's the hologram thing right so
优秀的工作人员搜索未知 excellent job guys search of the unknown
非常感谢你，是的 thank you so much yeah
我们中只有两个人差点死了 and only two of us nearly died fully
好吧，我希望你们有这么多的乐趣 well I hope you guys had as much fun as
我们做到了 we did
看着我们玩，你知道这是一个 watching us play you know this is a
真的是一级游戏，我希望 really a first level game and and I hope
你学到了很多，但大部分都学到了 that you learned a lot but mostly had
好玩，非常感谢你 fun absolutely thank you so much for
看着是的，感谢即将到来的家伙 watching yeah thanks for coming guys
谢谢你玩，我是杰森 thanks for playing yeah I'm Jason
查尔斯米勒这是你的首发 Charles Miller and this was your starter
套件 kit
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