受到比六个月假释 you'd have gotten a hell of a lot more
重得多的刑罚 than six months parole.
你就是这么为你所做的事辩解的? Is that how you justify what happened?
你救了我? You saved me?
本 你没有救我 You didn't save me, Ben.
你有没有问过你自己如果我们在另一个时间相遇 You ever ask yourself what would have happened
一切都会怎样? if we met at another time?
没有 No.
我有 I do.
你自由了 You're free to go.
哦 琳迪 谢天谢地你在这 Oh, Lindy, thank God you're here.
我担心死了 I've been worried sick.
那么 你自由了? Okay, so are you?
自由了 Liberated.
好极了 我们终于可以庆祝了 Oh, finally we can celebrate.
今晚 喝的我请 Okay, tonight, drinks are on me.
一直都是你请 Drinks are always on you.
还有不要忘了 And don't you forget it.
只要最好的 Only the best.
索菲娅 其实... Sophia, look...
你要是不喝 我就增加你的租金 You bail and I increase your rent
作为我要和你这个 as penalty for living
破坏气氛的室友一起生活的惩罚 with a depressingly melancholy roommate.
等等 Wait.
你见到本了 是不是 You saw Ben, didn't you.
他就在那 我别无选择 He was there. I had no choice.
不! 不不不不 No! No, no, no, no.
我们不能再经历一次这种痛苦了 We cannot go through this again.
你俩那次分手差点让我都得去看心理医生 I almost needed therapy for that breakup.
天啊 好吧 我要来点更猛烈的酒 God, okay, I need something stronger.
没事 已经结束了 我不会再和他在一起了 It's fine. It's over. I'm done.
你造么?每一次我妈离开我爸 You know what? That is exactly the thing that my mom would say
也是那么说的 when she left my father every few years.
你也许会认为我妈是为了 You would think it was the piles of money
钱才回来的 但事实上不是 that brought her back, but no.
- 就是为了钱好吧 - 好吧 部分原因是 - It was the money. - Okay, partly,
但你和本的爱 but you and Ben have that kind of love
是刻骨铭心的 that steals a piece of your heart.
亲爱的 除非你找到新的人代替他 And, honey, until you fill it with somebody new,
不然你还是会回头的 you're just gonna keep going back for more.
我们已经结束了 It's over.
好吧 今晚不醉不归 Okay, then tonight we have fun.
听着 本伤了你的心 Look, Ben broke your heart
但你必须从悲伤中走出来 but you have to get back out there.
你懂的 开始约会 You know, start dating,
过你自己的生活 live your life.
我正在过我自己的生活 I'm living my life,
男人并不是我生活的全部 and a man doesn't define it.
喔 好观点 Ooh, valid point.
为你重获自由干杯 To freedom.
干杯 To freedom.
哦 Oh!
我需要 一个柠檬或者... I need, like, a lime or...
- 这酒够烈的 - 嗯 - That was a big shot. - Mm. (纽约警局) (远程访问) (访问被拒绝) (正在验证) (茱莉亚 贝克) (搜索进行中) (搜索中) (档案未找到) (贝克 茱莉亚) (搜索进行中) (搜索中) (档案未找到)
你去哪了呢 茱莉亚? Where did you go, Julia?
你在开玩笑吧? You're kidding, right?
欢迎来到摩登约会世界 Welcome to the world of modern dating.
你就像晚来了一个世纪似的 You're, like, a century late.
- 我才不要这么做 - 那怎么行? - I'm not doing it. - What?
这是所有小孩都玩的好么 It's what all the kids are doing.
我们又不是小孩 We're not kids.
好吧 但我们也没结婚呀 Okay, and we are not married either.
我已经帮你建立了一个档案了 I already made you a profile.
我会删了的 I'll delete it.
我不会告诉你密码的 I won't tell you the password.
真的? 你知道我是一个黑客 对吧? Really? You remember that I'm a hacker, right?
好吧 就是你这种行为 Okay, that is the type of behavior
让我们一再回到原点 that got us put here in the first place.
听着 我要帮你忘记本 Look, I'm gonna get you over Ben,
你要找一个新对象 you're gonna find somebody new...
好啦好啦 不谈这个了 Oh, okay, we've been over this.
我什么时候变成了 And when was I ever the kind of girl
一个要靠应用软件来钓凯子的姑娘了 who used an app to meet guys?
就在今晚 Tonight.
听着 别太势利 Look, don't be such a snob.
通过这种方法 在你和他交谈之前 This way you can find out what a boy is selling
你可以先了解那个单身男孩的背景 long before you talk to him. (甜心陷阱)
甜心陷阱? 你给我取名叫甜心陷阱? Eye Candy? You called me Eye Candy?
怎么了? What?
我认为这名字很有诱惑力嘛 I thought it was catchy.
今晚 我来给你安排约会 Tonight I'm running the show,
单身狗们正在向你走来哟 and the men are coming to you.
喔! - Ooh! -
嘿 拉尔夫 嘿 老大 Hey, Ralph. Hey, boss.
里面怎么样? How's it looking in there?
小妞 今晚会爆满哦 Lady, we're gonna crowd this place tonight.
有本事来抓我呀 纽约 Discipline me, New York.
给我上一堂课吧 Teach me a lesson.
你来晚了 You're late.
我还以为只有我们俩 Thought it was gonna be just us.
她从没来过 She never goes out.
我就站在这里 I'm standing right here.
计划改了 康纳 Plans change, Connor.
哦 你 法兰基 我要和你说个事 Oh. Yo, Frankie, I need to talk to you.
嗯... Hmm...
最近怎样啊? How's it going?
索菲娅是我们的死党 Just because Sophia's our best friend
不意味着我们要装作喜欢彼此的 doesn't mean we have to pretend to like one another.
那就好 我装得太累了 Good 'cause it's exhausting.
你什么时候开始用"一见倾心"软件和别人约会了? Since when were you trolling Flirtual?
索菲娅的主意 Sophia's idea.
要知道你手上拿的 Understand that's a loaded weapon
可是约炮利器啊 you have in your hands.
你要清楚你在做什么 You need to know exactly what you're doing.
手机给我 Give me that.
嗯... Hmm...
呀 在那边 Yup. Over there.
噢 嗯 不 看到了么？ Ooh, yeah. No, see? (为何不呢) (出生并成长于皇后区 带给你一段快乐时光)
有"自拍狂"病态倾向 "Best picture he's ever taken" Syndrome.
不约 - - Forget.
谁用狗的图片做头像啊 Who puts a dog as their pic?
这个人永远不会爱你 Someone who's never gonna love you
超过爱他们的小狗崽 as much as they love this pooch.
也不约 - Forget. -
没照片 No face show.
肯定想隐藏什么 Definitely hiding something. (未知)
噢 杀人恶魔 更不能约 - Oh, serial killer. Forget. -
我们这一代可真是没救了 We are so doomed as a generation. (律师走起) (澳大利亚人 现居纽约 寻找美艳厨娘一名)
噢 倾心了哟 Ooh, flirt.
- 什么? 别啊 - 要倾心要倾心 What? No. Flirt, flirt, flirt.
什么意思？ What does that mean? (律师走起) (澳大利亚人 现居纽约 寻找美艳厨娘一名)
说明他喜欢你 Means he likes you.
你们怎么知道的? How do you know?
因为他正朝我们走来 'Cause he's walking right towards us.
甜心陷阱? Eye Candy?
是我 Yes.
不要问我任何事情 Don't ask.
哇 如果你名不副实的话 Well, it would be more embarrassing
那会很尴尬的 if you didn't live up to the name.
谢谢 Thank you.
你看 事实上 我正准备走 Look, I was... I was just leaving, actually.
朋友在外边等我 My friends are outside,
但是...也许有机会我们能一起喝一杯？ but... can we grab a drink sometime?
不会吧 要得到他们的批准？ What, they have to sanction this?
昂 不 是他们带我来玩这愚蠢的约会游戏的 Yeah, no, they put me on this stupid thing.
怎么愚蠢了? How stupid can it be?
我就遇到了你呀 I met you.
啊 他帅呆了 太火辣了 Okay, he is so hot, it burns.
口音...也很好听 And that accent... delish.
新人的运气 不要骄傲 Beginner's luck. Don't get cocky.
记住 你手里的就是售卖男人的老虎机 Remember, that's a slot machine of men in your hands.
老虎机是用来偷走你钱的 Slot machines were designed to steal your money.
嗯 咔啨 咔啨! Mm. Ka-ching, ka-ching! (甜心陷阱) (神经型)(寻找真命天女共同历险的医生)
我是医生 儿科医生 I'm a doctor. Pediatrics.
哦 工作不容易吧 Oh, that must be tough.
怎么这么说？ Why?
生病的小孩 Sick kids.
我尽全力去治他们 I do my best to try to cure them.
不约 - - Forget.
太活跃了 不够活跃 Too active. Not active enough.
太让人失望了 That's depressing.
眼镜不错 Cool glasses. (一整包) (现居布鲁克林 艺术家 尤克里里琴高手 贝德福德人)
不约 Forget.
整洁过头了 Antiseptic. Too much.
哦 嗯 这个不错 Ooh, yeah. That works.
甜心陷阱? Eye Candy?
- 是我 - 我叫里斯 - Yeah. - Name's Reese.
我做进口车生意 I import cars.
- 很贵的车 - 真的么? - Expensive cars. - Really?
嘿 你喜欢车么? Hey, you like cars?
谁不喜欢呢 Who doesn't? (甜心陷阱)
哈喽 琳迪 Hello, Lindy.
加里根探长 Detective Galligan.
你知道作为假释条件 You know, as part of your parole,
你不应该碰电脑的对吧 you weren't supposed to put your hands near a computer.
你没听说么? Haven't you heard?
我已经改过自新了 I'm all reformed now.
好吧 这么来说 我是你 Well, let's say I'm you.
但你不是我 But you're not me.
你是个警察 You're a cop.