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home lightning
year-and-a-half harry's prime
should have been inside half an hour ago commodities for breathing out here
yeah should be home working on my cartoons sieve standing around here like
a moron
I'm leaving
like tradeshow Digimarc
on get back to work call call call we can get to work
until you let askance are nobody exclusions
stop ruining my business I'm Fabio
by from
he he sitting in weekly freebie:
cake in the oven lame an unusual lame is too kind
the lake water down dilbert for born-again preschoolers
am sir excuse me I think I need some help now you doing great I can't believe
those creams are getting published
well I'm working myself to death that this lousy job
okay want to go for a week pitching
and my of
cue
I'll sabz terrific thanks
and submitting those two playboy and East esquire
these to The New Yorker and these two cat fancier that's my backup
buddy may I see your cartoons to
now Kevin I'm sorry to tell you this but
you have sense of humor cancer it's not fair I love humor
all kinds everything from a wizard event MPC
can I am like anything UK teens find
Glen watch this I
okay why is that funny a
because she's touching me now it is a satire of people who say kafkaesque on a
situation is not
kafka ask well it would be funnier if the caption said
parties know me touching man okay crap
in hmm now
so you really think I'm talented haha right
I hate clean step praising you for a little while
up tell you I'm feeling stony
there's no more dog food and let's go slicer
I mean he's accounts for god sake and a
I think I just found some in here false alarm
getting right in a crash here where
please crash okay but just so we're clear
you like a freedom asleep around because you not ready for sending serious right
yes exactly where you going
L i'm looking for something serious I
okay prayer you check to be finally
hack
brought to justice fun we don't have the cash
though the fee cuz you did you drop me right now
0 for the huh
hi why must I do everything I said if
I need an assistant lineup let's see
woman freak warming
ramen warming where is more on
hey what's going on Joe you are my new she stamped
Ron how have time to be your assistant besides
I hate your guts pack you remind me of Sun I never had
way I have a shot but they never see him
is mental or something Tom to
group I freak
get back to work are bar on we go someplace quiet
where we can talk run
I just don't see your store in my future the second mister king paid my cartoons
I'm gone and remember I do later got cam on
RW shadi believe in an ironic
everybody's life revolves around money summers have dreams
arcade not Josh money 620
see I laptops his CNN interview
yo my name is Shelly
card her
like by I I'm not
sell my soul for %uh and it's very nice
I promotion or or or money or strippers or
mud okay maybe strippers but nothing else
in years twisted sleazy world sup
tickled so you can just forget it my name is Shelly
your day and yes
yes I do but the answer is still no thanks anyway
but I'm leaving when in a minute
man
nerds UN de que pasa as mucho circle hombre
a buncha magazines just rejected my cartoons you're lucky
I just came from a gallery PD love my stuff great
back how does that make me lucky alarm I mean
I'm lettin sorry mmm
Andy you got a package from the new yorker
can graduation me I'll man
rejected all my cartoons and the ruin them with a big red stamp
if it makes you feel better I don't think in New Yorker publisher
a lot of cartoons now is my best
tuft hoop skokie
no I can't adjust your own puke like every other dog
all who
you of
mmm in penny
get ready get parents excitement captains your magazine is on the phone
hello this is any French
hi handy has a migraine from cash-strapped Sierra
and I just want to thank you for your car town submission 0
see gonna buy it on all I got her a special cat lover
we're prepared to offer you a subscription and on and on
rewrite behind I can't take it anymore
show thanks God
I was looking forward to explaining that to mom done
the
look at those regular people their regular jobs
they've given up on their dreams and they seem happy
you can't give up and he your country great
you really think so it's just your captions that need work
maybe if you change the caption to report he's known me
touching man can't
me them
the No K UN Ron
then I am either where they win
the battle for my soul I'm your new assistant
hell I
I run you it's not an easy job you must have training
you must have chippy okay am ready to learn where they should not for today
let's party
for sure love management
you must look like a manager sexy Anna
you lag no I think you just answer your own question
past hey
are you looking for Andy I am Andy
I'll I was wondering how you got the keys to the apartment
what's wrong with you you don't know who I am but you think I'm looking for me
I was trying to do and yes her and taking said
start
hoc
holy crap John sure wearing a short
hey cartoonist can afford suits
what did you do I took the assistant manager job
but I'm still me just me with a higher salary
you're not giving up cartooning are you now maybe
oh now whole cumin what you need is
aspiration here I do something funny and you draw cartoon a bit
didn't do Creek
well let me know when to call it see don't know about this promotion
what if I get used to this the perks the easy money
then in 20 years just be some sleazy jerk who devoted his whole life to
sewing waterbeds
back but you're silly gave you a raise didn't buy your soul
here French management training
and don't forget your massage giant guard
thanks Quinn I feel so much better now Allen don't forget to take out the trash
yeah
a run what since when do prescient and GI
up Wow
you really know how to live I B
%ah my new here
Shahi brownie baby
you fiance will
when did that happen today isn't running around man take
the way he keeps putting money in my bank primary
and woman I can bring home to meet my minor
get out we're doing business here
Mike Hutton everything
okay get and everybody
party Friday be
happen
yeah p.m.
held Ronnie says such wonderful things about you
what that unlike his mental Sun Mel silly
that you're just like him cad and I really
well I don't know I just met in hey what about run
your fiance not in the mood for a threesome
ugly while the I you know we shouldn't
mmm yes
tell 10th relax
I'm worried about you and the I'm worried about Hindi
I found all these cartoons in the garbage maiti
crumple them up and threw them away by mistake no
I never thought he'd just give up cartooning medium cool which in turn
made me feel cooler by association
it's like Crumpler beer coolers and tell us that in the garbage
man watches stogie
that's not food for is it mum
them
calm and K
I good
white wat I can explain she was I
having a medical emergency so she took off her clothes
and I panicked and I just got my clothes stop running away come get job red-faced
you one slice grapefruit 0 so you're not mad that I made out with your fiance
product I hi I'm proud to have you I did the same thing to my father
his fourth wife was my second wife
you hard just like me looked
maybe I am maybe I am
not get away we have meeting
so I am lead guys
finally yes burning the old me Nadal last night
we'd is running it on each other ahead very funny let's go people work work
work
go go go loud congratulations you become everything you hate
hey you're the one who told me to be happy about my promotion
well I am happy I'm finally going places
neighbor from my playing see
black up when you're done I'm
her stick shift
hun Indian that the mormon kept me up all night
me too does sex always sound like that
the now they must be doing something wrong she told me I'd never go anywhere
with breast this small
what do you think not 0
long coming can I help you miss
yeah we keep the cocaine in this joint hey
has got to go she's not getting her through you Andy
social get plastic surgery listen man
she sleazy and not in a good John Waters way
so with this is it you're just going to spend the rest of your life is the
debauched manager of a water bed store
wine at I make money I have sex constantly
and no one says be pissy letters about how much they hate my work
and you know why because I don't do any work
I'm on top of the world baby much all your creative fulfillment
hey run things I'm pretty damn creative and that is good enough for me
them
on me
best to help I got it 0
all I have to get a white-collar jobs all that
typing and does located to phones in
church baby and being meeting so instead of spending all that money hanging out
at the club
we just buy it then we can hang out there for free
%eh yes
garish I'm of great a set up a meeting with the bank
how America what a wonderful place
just three years ago I leave my homeland with only a Cano heading in a box of
ammunition
now look at me look it is.
partner
go on you guys aren't you can help me celebrate I'm sorry Andy
I'm just not comfortable celebrating your starting at accomplishments
year I'd rather just eat my room
cash
okay hacer
well huh looks like it's just you and me
babycakes will be at a here soon enough honey buns
displaces at doubt that your roommates are all losers
especially that guy with the glasses that's him
any Mary speak to you please in private
way what's my stuff doing here
I rescued it from the garbage I'll great
you can save mild rejection letters okay
never submitted anything army what that
these are you know reno well you've been pursuing your life and he'll repute
taken the liberty of doing a little submitting on your behalf what's wrong
with you
on the verge of finally accomplishing something and you want to drag me back
to the past you give up too easily
your country great are really okay
why don't you look at this one and tell me how great it is pic
terrific I love it you have no idea what that cartoon is about do you
well-used no not really but I know it's great because your greed any
sure the most talented person I know listen to me Kevin
I am NOT talented my cartoons are not great they suck
I shock I suck I suck I suck
I suck I suck I suck you're just going to wrap your head count down to
before you protect yourself from I some ice are some
I some a sack a mission lol
and the French stocks no you don't and a
stop yelling about the ice I at least one publication that doesn't think you
should sack
really who antidote
thou wouldst freaky how they suck even more than I do
editor says he'll sure work and wants to see more forget it
not a cartoonist anymore I'm just dirty old one she makes much bag
I run strip club indeed sleazy women have to
PL the not women woman just you
lond he say the sweetest things
the Irish thinks I'm dead
sure you sang everything you just smile real pretty right on let me handle it
from okay nevermind just let me handle it
tell media have much experience in the
erotic entertainment business yes yes yes okay
Shang Tang Tang of course we do
my name is Shelly
I yet and that won't be necessary
value collateral seems to be an order who's going to sign
he is sack think tank think tank okay
here we go I cop guess
K head buzz check out this car 10
haha only reading
I copped as good I hey
I I drew that that's my cartoon of the year
my wife and I were laughing about that one this morning and if people really
understood copters word
they wouldn't band his name about so carelessly I
baby at what you're doing shut up
stop laughing Chynna shining
Harry I can't go alone hair
sign IQ mmm
i cant I can't do this
I don't want to devote my life to running a strip club because I am NOT
run she makes my bag I am handyman French
I mean image semi-professional cartoonists
now no reason you can't sign put
is Uni I left it in
in the ka-ching
thanks Kevin all your annoying meddling really did be some good
and maybe thirty five blacks well you got more than money
you regain your self-respect which will last until tomorrow morning when I beg
run for my job back
Jim your shipping food on the couch
of course that's why still keeps eating it
come on that's crazy
up
well them
am them
both
home
them
think when
a bill ugly Josh Weinstein production
old