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别动！ Cortez 你没戏了
End of the line Cortez!

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好吧
Alright

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好戏上场
Here we go.

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两位 你们瞧瞧
Well, well, well, boys.

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看来我们现在处于"墨西哥僵局"的状况了
Looks like we got a Mexican stand-off.

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是这样吗？
Guess again.

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我们已经安排一名狙击手瞄准你了
We've got a sniper trained on your position.

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这招是不错
Nice try.

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不过我早就安排无人机盯着这个狙击手了
But I've had an unmanned drone on that sniper's ass this whole time.

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你说的是已经被我们的黑客控制了的那架无人机吗？
You mean the unmanned drone our hacker just took over?

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你说的是他老婆已经被我绑架的那个黑客吗？
You mean the hacker whose wife I just kidnapped?

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你说的黑客的老婆 是刚提出离婚申请的那个吗？
You mean the hacker's wife, who just filed for divorce?

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好了 兄弟 听到没有 你已经没戏了 放弃吧
Try cowboy, hear that we've got you covered, so drop it.

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看来我确实是被他将了一军
Looks like you got me.

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但你忘了一件事
But you forgot one thing.

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我总会记得带个帮手
I always bring backup.

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你的帮手是这个臭小子吗？
You mean Chucky Cheese over here?

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从他进警校第一天我就知道他是个叛徒了
Had him pegged for a rat the day he entered the academy.

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狙击手二号
Second sniper.

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喔 你一直都知道吗？
Oh,you knew all along?

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是啊
Yeah.

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我也知道你一直都知道
Well I knew all along, that you knew, all along.

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小子 你是新来的吗？
Did you just get here, son?

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我知道你一直知道我知道
I knew, you knew, I knew, all along.

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我一直都知道
All along.

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这些双面间谍的事儿搞得我都饿了
All this talk of double-crossing is making me hungry!

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让我好想吃一块蓝莓派
For a slice, of blueberry pie.

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特工蓝莓·詹森 前来报到
Special Agent Blueberries Johnson, reporting for duty

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你是潜伏特工？
You were a sleeper agent?

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没错 而我的首要机密任务
That's right. And my top secret mission...

1
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就是要暗中调查你的受贿情况
To investigate you for corruption.

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抱歉 长官
Sorry, sir.

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等等！ 什么？！
What?!

1
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你在调查我吗？
You're investigating me?

1
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你以为你是谁啊 蓝莓
Who do you think you are, Blueberries?

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你以为...
And who do you think,

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我是谁！
I am?

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啥情况...
What?

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我不知道
I don't know.

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那你怎么不问问
Why don't you ask

1
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你自己呢
you

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这不可能！
That's impossible!

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看看你们这俩蠢货！
Oh, look at you two fools!

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玩什么猫捉老鼠的游戏
Playing your cat and mouse games.

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而真相其实从头至尾都摆在你们面前
When the truth has been in front of your faces, the entire time.

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而我的真面目...
And behind mine.

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哇！
Whoa!

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发生了什么？怎么回事？
What happened? What?

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你刚刚一下变成了一把枪
You were a gun for a second!

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什么？不不不不不 我不是枪！我不是
What?No, nonononononono,

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什么？不不不不不 不是枪！我不是
I'm not a gun! I'm not- what are you talking about?

1
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你在说些什么？
I'm not a gun! I'm not- what are you talking about?

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不对 刚才那个绝对是把枪
Nope, definitely a gun for a second.

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我不是枪 我是人！
I'm not a gun.

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我不是枪 我是人！
I'm a human being!

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去你们的：我要把所有人都干掉！
Srew you guys, I'm killing everyone!

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噢噢 停 停 停下 好吗?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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噢噢 停 停 停下 好吗？
Stop, stop, stop, alright?Slow down.

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慢一点 慢一点 各位
Slow down,guys.Alright? Listen.

1
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听我说
Slow down,guys.Alright?Listen.

1
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不如我们先花点时间弄清楚
Let's just take a moment to figure out

1
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到底是谁在出卖自己
who's double-crossing themselves

1
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谁又在扮成别人 好吗？
while dressed as each other, okay? Does that sound good?

1
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听起来不错吧？
while dressed as each other,okay? Does that sound good?

1
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好吧
Alright,okay.

1
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行
Alright,okay.

1
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结果就是你变成你的样子 穿着我的衣服 这个我明白了
Okay, so then you become yourself, dressed as me.I get that.

1
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没错
Wow, okay.

1
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然后这个混蛋就变成了一把枪
And this asshole turned into a gun.

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噢 你给我闭嘴
No, you shut your mouth.

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你才闭嘴 你这把烂枪！
You shut your mouth,you dirty gun!

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你敢怼我！
How dare you!

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各位 都闭嘴 好吗？
Guys, shut up okay?

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大家都同意按照这个计划进行吗？行吗？
Can we just agree to go with the plan here?

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大家都同意按照这个计划进行吗？行吗？
Yeah?

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我没问题
I'm good with that

1
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好 那就开始吧
Yeah, let's tango.

1
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我赢了！我赢了！
I won!

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我...
I... no!

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不！
I... no!

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这不可能！
It can't be!

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你怎么会是一把枪呢
You can't be a gun！

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你还参加了我女儿的婚礼
You were at my daughter's wedding.

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你这个混蛋！我曾如此信任你
You son of a bitch!

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你这个混蛋！我曾如此信任你
I trusted you!

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好吧
Fine.

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但关于我 有些事你得知道
But there something you should know about me

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我其实事一个蓝莓
I'm actually,a blueberry-

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噢 好一个案发现场
Ooh, a hell of a crime scene.

1
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你脑子灵光 这事你怎么看？
You're the genius, what's your take?

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在我看来 这位年轻的亚洲男士走进了这条小巷
this young Asian gentleman over here walked into this alleyway

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吃了几口蓝莓派 然后自杀了
Had some blueberry pie, and then killed himself

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然后他把枪放在那边
Then he put the gun way over there

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让现场看起来像是这把枪杀了蓝莓派
to make it look like the gun killed the pie.

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又是巫师城里一个疯狂的夜晚
Just another wild night, in Wizard City.