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Ý“ì‹ÉF Antarctica.
¶•¨‹É“ï¶‘¶ An inhospitable wasteland.
’A‘¦ŽgÝ”‡’n‹…ÅšŽŠ¦“Iˆê’[ But even here, on the Earth's frozen bottom,
˜¹—L¶–½‘¶Ý we find life.
ŠŽ•s¥•½–}“I¶–½ And not just any life.
Ž§¥Šéê@ Penguins.
›€˜ìŸcžÙŠðE çIæçŽ§s Joyous, frolicking, waddling,
‰Âˆ¤‹É—¹ cute and cuddly life.
ŠÅ ›€˜ì–Ñ‘ù‘ù“IãêŽq‘OŒã‘Š? Look at them tumbling onto their chubby bum-bums.
’N˜ð‘z“ž”‡±Šˆ?á”’“I?? Who could take these frisky little snow clowns...
“™“™ —Ll’m“¹‰ä˜ì—v‹Ž?›õ Seriously? Does anyone even know where we're marching to?
-—LY›õèŒW? -‰äœn•s–â“Œ–â¼“I - Who cares? - I question nothing.
-‰ä–ç¥ -‰ä–ç¥ - Me, too. - Me, too.
D? “ß‰ä˜ìA”ò“žÅ‘O–Ê‹Ž Well, fine! We'll just fly
ŠÅŠÅ‰ä˜ì“ž’ê—v‹Ž?—¡ to the front of the line and see for ourselves.
‰È—€ŽzŠî šF ŠJ?‹ó’†’Tè¨–ÍŽ® Kowalski! Rico! Engage aerial surveillance.
‘–? ˜Ò? ‰õêy Here we go! Doing it! Come on!
˜V‘å ‰ä˜ìD‘œ•s”\”ò Skipper, we appear to be flightless.
“ß”‡¥—p˜ÒŠ²Y›õ“I Well, what's the point of these?
™õ ‰äŠìŸc ‰ÂˆÈác˜ô‰ä˜ì“Iµ”v“®ì Whoa! I like it! Hey, this could be our thing!
‹©Y›õ? A‹©?¶D—¹ What are we gonna call it? Let's call it the... "High one."
? ?˜ìŠÅŒ©—¹›õ “ßŒÂ’`Ÿö‘–—¹ ’N‹Ž”c›€Q‰ñ˜Ò Hey! Anybody see that? That's an egg! Is someone gonna go get it?
-‰ä˜ì•s”\“ß›õ˜ô -ˆ×Y›õ - We can't do that. - Why not?
ŠO–Ê“I¢ŠEœkŠëè¨“I ‰ä˜ì‘ü¥Šéê@ Well, it's a dangerous world out there, and we're just penguins.
•‰Ó‰Âˆ¤AD You know, nothing but cute and cuddly.
—v•s‘Rˆ×Y›õ Yeah. Why do you think
ã`—LlÝ”‰ä˜ì there are always documentary crews filming us?
ˆÀ? ›wŽq˜ì Well, sorry, kid. You know,
‰ä˜ì?”N“s˜ðˆâŽ¸ˆê±Ÿ“o¶“I›› Ž©‘R‹K‘¥Ž§›ß we lose a few eggs every year. It's just nature.
D? Ž©‘R‹K—¥ ?“¾D‘œ—L“¹— Oh, right, nature. I guess that makes sense, but...
’A¥ something...
œŽq—¡ã`—Lˆê±ãß‰¹‘i‰ä something deep down in my
”‡ˆêêy–ç•s‡í— gut tells me that it makes no sense at all.
‰äŒˆ’è—¹ ‰ä—v”½›”Ž©‘R‹K—¥ You know what? I reject nature!
’N—v˜a‰äˆê‹N Who's with me?!
“ß¥äzœEŠü“I‘D Ÿ“—Ll”\Šˆ’˜œn“ß—¡‘–o˜Ò The old ship. No one's ever returned from there alive.
œƒ›õ˜ð ‰º–ÊA—LˆêÇ’¹ ŠÅ‹N˜Òœk—Iûè Relax, Kowalski. There's a bird down there now. Look, he's fine.
•^”ÁŠC•^ ‘åŽ©‘R“I“ÅŽÖ Leopard seals... nature's snakes.
‘åŽ©‘R“I“ÅŽÖ•s¥ŽÖ›õ Aren't snakes nature's snakes?
‰äœƒ›õ˜ð’m“¹ ‰ä“V“VZÝ”‡“€Œ´—¡ How should I know? I live on the flipping frozen tundra.
›€˜ì—v‹h“ßŒÂ’` ‰õ‘z?–@æ¨‰ä‰º‹Ž ‰õ They're going for the egg! Give me a way down there, ASAP!
‰ä˜ìŒ»ÝŽù—v˜ô“IA¥ All one would have to do
Q“ž‘«‘«300‰pŽÚ‚“IŠC‘ ‘RŒã is collect 300 feet of kelp, dry it in the...
Žã¬–”–³• ”‡±Šéê@››“€šÓ—¹ Tiny and helpless, the baby penguins are frozen with fear.
›€˜ì’m“¹—v¥They know if they fall from this cliff, they will surely die.
ŠÃ“Á „›€˜ìˆê‰º Gunter, give them a shove.
‰ä˜ì—pŒP—û…•ê ...harnessing the jellyfish
“IŒû—ßsŽ– we've trained to obey simple voice commands.
”‡Ë‘œ˜bšv Now, that's more like it!
Š²“¾D Ž •Êæ¨‘¼“¾ç— That-a-boy, Rico! Don't let him have it!
™õ ”‡žéAˆÀ‘S—¹ Okay. I guess that works.
‰õ’µ“ž‚’n•û‹Ž Get to high ground!
-™õ™û -¬Œ÷—¹ - Boo-yah! - Success!
-‰äŒš‹c?‰õá¢‰Î -•Ê Ä“™ˆê‰º - I'd recommend firing it now. - Nope, hold on.
‰ä˜ì^“IœäŠY—§ŠJ‰Î We really should fire it.
‰äŠÒŸ“—LŠÅŒ©›€“IŠá”’ Not till we see the white of its eyes.
›€˜ì“IŠááË“s¥ƒüK“I ‘ü—Lœk­“IŠá”’ ŠôŒÁŸ“—L They're mostly pupil. Very little white. Almost none!
‘½­–çŠY—Lˆêêy? They got to have a little bit of white, right?
-Ÿ“—L–”œƒžé -”@‰Ê›€˜ì‘ü‰ˆêç²ŠÅ? - None whatsoever. - What if they look really far to the left?
ŠJàFire in the hole!
‰ÈŽzŠî •ªÍˆê‰º?‹µ Kowalski, analysis?
‰ä˜ì^¥“Ë—¹ We are really awesome at this.
ŒZ’í˜ì ¬Œ÷—¹ ”C–±’B¬ Boys, we did it! Mission accomplished!
? ‰ä˜ì^“I¬Œ÷—¹ ?¶ Hey, hey, we can do our thing. High one!
–_ Yes!
‰ä“Iö My bad.
ŠÅ ¶–½“IŠïÕ Look. It's... it's the miracle of birth.
”‡ˆê ŠiŠO“I”ü—í A moment... of extraordinary beauty.
? D?S ‰äšOh, that's disgusting! I think I have amniotic sac in my mouth!
šG Whoa!
?˜ìD ?˜ì¥‰ä“I‰Æl›õ Hello. Are you my family?
?Ÿ“—L‰Æl ‰ä˜ì“sŠˆ•s’·—¹ •sDˆÓŽv You don't have a family, and we're all going to die. Sorry.
? What?
œƒ›õ—¹ ‰äˆÈˆ×?˜ì–ç¥”‡ŒÂˆÓŽv What? I thought that was what we were all nodding about.
’N“s•s˜ðŽ€ ‰ä˜ì“s¥?“I‰Æl ›wŽq No one's gonna die! Know what you've got, kid?
?—L‰ä˜ì ‰ä˜ì˜ðˆê’¼Ýˆê‹N You've got us. We've got each other.
‰ä˜ìA¥ˆêŒÂ‰Æ’ë And if that ain't a family, I don't know what is.
?^‰Âˆ¤ So adorable.
‰È—€ŽzŠî ‰ä˜ì“Iq’ö˜ðœƒžé Kowalski, what's our trajectory?
-95%“I‰Â”\‰ä˜ì˜ðŽ€ãÉãÉ -“ß5%“I‰Â”\«? - 95% certain we're still doomed. - And the other five percent?
Šl“¾Šéê@Žjãœn–¢—L‰ß“I’Tè¨˜ažÄŒõ Adventure and glory like no penguins have ever seen before.
-A‘I›€—¹ -‰ä˜ì—v‹Ž?—¡ - I'll take that action. - But where are we going?
–¢˜Ò “¯Žu˜ì The future, boys.
‹PàŠ“I–¢˜Ò Glorious future!
‹PàŠ“I–¢˜Ò
”‡”j‰Ì ?“I‰ä“s—v“f—¹ That song! I swear it's gonna make me lose my salmon.
˜V‘å ãß‰¹‰z˜Ò‰z‘å—¹ Singing getting louder, Skipper!
“®ì‰Á‰õ ’N‹Ž”c“ßŒÂ??“I˜ïé›\‰º˜Ò Then move faster! Somebody get that wig off Private.
‰È—€ŽzŠî •ñ?‹µ Kowalski, status report!
‰äŽó?”‡Žñ‰Ì—¹ I'm really getting tired of this song.
Ý”nEš£Å‘å“ID™| Well, the best part of owning a
A¥‰ÂˆÈ—p‘åàcircus is you can transport a cannon over state lines.
”n’B‰ÁŽz‰Á“IŠéê@
\”N‘O“I¡“V ?o¶—¹ Ten years ago on this very day, a tiny egg hatched,
–SSKŽš–‹‘g Œ´‘næ¡» ‹Í‹Ÿ› ”ÅžÜŸd•Ð•ûŠ—LC¿Ý24¬Žž?™ˆœ •²ãNŒQF133235912 V˜Q”÷”ŽFSSKŽš–‹‘g
æ¨‰ä˜ì”‡ŒÂ‰Æ’ëX‰Á”üD ŠˆÈ¡“V Ø’¹ and our world got a little bit cuter. So tonight, Private,
–|æ¡F—œf Reckless JessieJ
‰ä˜ìˆê‹N we celebrate your birthday
àI“ü‘øŽŽzšÆ“I?‹à‘¶•ú™|˜Òˆ×?Œc¶ by infiltrating the United States gold depository at Fort Knox!
Z›”F“~‰ÂšF ˜K¬ãô ‹à„–…
“ÁÁFCAS
-‘¾“ûR—¹ -Y›õ - Splendid! - What?
šØ§Fhhjie
“¯Žu˜ì Ý“ß—¹ There she is, boys.
“ßA¥‰ä˜ìŽ×œ¦“I—~–] ‘ÁŽè‰Â“¾ The object of our unholy desire. The butter on our biscuit.
ã`ŠÄFBezero
-“¯‰Ô‡ -˜V‘å - The royal flush. - Skipper?
’ˆÓ •s”\ç¬ˆÓ‘ÅÐ•Êlu˜b Private, what's our rule about interrupting analogies?
-•øŸ] ?ã‹ã” -ŽZ—¹ •s‘z?—¹ “s‰öØ’¹ - Sorry. Please continue. - The moment's gone. Private ruined it.
‰ä˜ìÚ‹ß–Ú•W—¹ Sir, we're approaching our target.
’A¥ ‘à’· ‰ä But, Skipper, I really...
?ÝŽ¿‹^‰ä“I—Ì“±”\—Í›õ Ø’¹ Are you questioning my leadership, Private?
-Ÿ“—L ’·Š¯ -^‰ÂÉ - No, sir. - Too bad.
ˆöˆ×‰ä‘ü‘¸Œh—Lä[—Ê“IŽm•º 'Cause I respect a soldier with some moxie.
^“I‰ÂˆÈ? ‘´›‰‰äæS“¾‰ä˜ìœäŠY Really? Then I really think we should...
™õ ™õ ™õ •Ê”nŒãàWhoa, whoa, whoa. Dial back the moxie, sass-mouth.
šG ?ŠÒ¥“ß›õ‰Âˆ¤ Oh, look at you. Still so adorable.
€”õ“Šœ[ Fire in the hole!
‡æSŽžŠÔ Night-night time.
? Wha...?
Ø’¹ ‰õêy Private, come on!
-¿—A“ü–§áù -‰È—€ŽzŠî ?ã - Please enter pass code. - Kowalski, you're up.
-¿—A“ü–§áù -šF ãß”g“üN - Please enter pass code. - Rico, sonic incursion device.
`‘õ Œ»ÝŠÒ—LŽžŠÔŠJŠßÎ? Oh, come on, you're kidding right?
˜V‘å ”‡¥m“ƒŠîB ‘¼˜ì“sŠìŸc?‘ºžÙ Kentucky, Skipper. They do love their Flatt and Scruggs.
Š—Lly‹–i“ü ‰õi˜ÒŠ…”t™u’ƒ? Y'all come in now, y'hear? Have yourself a iced tea.
Ø’¹ ”@‰Ê‘S¢ŠE“I“Œ¼?“s‰ÂˆÈ—i—L Private, if you could have anything you wanted
?‘IY›õ in the whole wide world, what would it be?
˜V‘å ‰ä‘zœäŠY¥ Well, gee, Skipper, I think to
¬ˆ×‘àŒÞ’†“¾—Í“Iˆêˆõ be a meaningful and valued member of this team.
D? ‰ä˜ì‹‹?€”õ—¹•Ê“I Well, we got you something else.
Ž©“®”ÌšS‹@ A vending machine?
Ø’¹ ”‡‰Â•s¥•’Ê“IŽ©“®”ÌšS‹@ not just any vending machine, Private.
”‡¥›“–åošS The last remaining home
”üš •Û›G­•in America's nanny state for those succulent
’´‹‰”ü–¡“I–c‰»”üH but chemically hazardous bits of puffed heaven called...
ŽÅŽmžŠ Cheezy Dibbles!
¶“ú‰õžÙ ¬?‰Z Happy ding-dong birthday, you little scamp!
ŽÓŽÓ? Thank you!
Ž©ŒÈ“®Žè æ²ˆß‘«H You mess with the bull, you're gonna get the horns, Private.
Ø’¹ Ž©ŒÈ‹Ž\âX•¨? Now, hit that machine and get your present.
‰ä˜ì“üN—¹‘S”üˆÀ‘SŒWÉÅ‚“I‹@\ We just broke into the most secure facility in North America.
?’m“¹”‡ˆÓ–¡’˜Y›õ? You know what that means?
‰ä˜ì—v”í’Êãh We're wanted criminals
Ý“¦–S’†“x‰ßéP¶ who'll be on the lam the rest of our lives,
Žž^S”í•ß? always feeling the hot breath of Johnny Law on our necks?
ö ”‡ˆÓ–¡’˜‰ä˜ì¥ˆêÇ¸‰p¬‘à ¸‰p’†“I¸‰p No! It means, as elite units go, we're the elitest of the elite.
‰ä˜ì‘æ“ñ A–³lŠ¸âi‘æˆê Top shelf in the bureau. The penultimate, plus one.
Ø’¹?‹Ž—¹ Where'd Private go?
šG Ý”‡ D-3 Oh, there he is. D-3.
-šG Ø’¹Œ»ÝšS™J‘½­ -3.50”ü“ ˜V‘å - Oh, Private. How much is he? - He's $3.50, sir.
‘¦ŽgæÌ“I¥Ø’¹ ”‡™JŠi–ç‘¾—£•ˆ—¹ Well, that's outrageous. Even for Private.
’·Š¯ ‹@ŠíŽ©ŒÈ“®—¹ Sir, the machine is alive!
¬šS‰Ý‹@ ‰ä‰Â•sŠìŸc?”‡‘Ô“x I don't think I like your attitude, vending machine.
ŠÒ—L?’è“I™JŠi ‰õ•ú—¹›€˜ì Or your prices! Release them!
”‡¥ What the...?
ˆÐ“òŽz
-‰ÈŽzŠî •ªÍD‹µ -Š—LæšŸ“s•\–¾ - Kowalski, analysis. - All evidence indicates...
‰äŽÅŽmžŠ‹h‘½—¹ I ate too many Cheezy Dibbles.
‰ä˜ìÝ–¾“GlÝˆÃ ‰ä–”?ày—¹ We're behind enemy lines and incredibly thirsty.
šF ›æ‰ä˜ì‰z– Rico, bust us out of this delicious prison.
Š²“¾•Y—º šF Nice work, Rico.
?¥‘à—¡“¾—Í“Iˆêˆõ You are a meaningful and valued member of this team.
Ø’¹ ‰õæîã •Ê?˜b Private, quit lollygagging. And regular gagging.
DüK ŠÒ—L•sÚ“I—aŠ´ ‰äÅ•sŠìŸc“I™_ŽíŠ´æS“s—L—¹ Dark and ominous... Two of my least favorite traits in a room.
-‰õŠÅ ”‡—LˆêŒÂˆÂçä -•Ê? Ø’¹ - Oh, look! A button. - Private, don't!
-‰ä•s¥?—¹? -›”•s‹N ?„?? - Now, what have I told you about... - Sorry, what?
”‡ŠÅ‹N˜Ò‘œ‰ÂˆÈŽEl“I—‹ŽËŠí It looks like some sort of giant laser sent to kill us all, sir.
-”‡–ç—LˆêŒÂ -•ÊˆÂ - Another one. - No!
-Y›õ -¬“‘Ÿ†˜ì - Wha...? - Naughty, naughty.
”ü—í“I’¹™ZAœäŠY•ðÝâÄŽq—¡ Pretty birds belong in their cages.
‘¾lS—¹ l‰Æœk‚‹»Œ©“ž?˜ì? Now, that's just hurtful. And I was so happy to see you again.
˜V‘å ‰ÈŽzŠî šF Skipper, Kowalski, Rico...
ŠÒ—L”‡ŒÂ‰Âˆ¤“I¬Ø’¹ and sweet little Private. Boop!
?¥’N Who are you?
l˜ì“s‹©‰ä•zû®‰¶”ŽŽm The humans know me as Dr. Octavius Brine.
’m–¼Šîˆö›Renowned geneticist, cheese enthusiast,
’†‰›‘äŽœ‘PŒvá`“I’·ŠúŽuŠèŽÒ and frequent donor to NPR pledge drives.
’A¥?˜ì”FŽ¯“I¥‘\ãS“I‰ä But you know me by a different, much older name.
?˜ì‰Â”\‰i‰“–ç•s‘zãã“ž“ßŒÂ–¼Žš A name perhaps you'd hoped you'd never hear again.
‘œ—HèËˆêžé ¶Šˆ“I‰A‰e A phantom! A shadow of a former life!
‰ä A ¥ I... am...
‘Õ•v Dave!
-‰È—€ŽzŠî -•øŸ] ’·Š¯ Ÿ“ˆóÛ - Kowalski? - Sorry, sir, no clue.
‘Õ•v Dave!
-‘Õ•v -‘Õ•v - Dave! - Dave!
-‘Õ•v -‘Õ•v - Dave? - Dave!
-‘Õ•v -‘Õ•v - Dave. - Dave!
•øŸ] Sorry.
“™“™ ‰äZÝ“ßç² Wait. Wait. I... I live this way.
-‘Õ ã‹ã” -?˜ì^“I‹L•s“¾‰ä—¹? - Go ahead, Dan, continue. - You seriously don't remember me?
‘Õ•v ‘Õ•v ? ¥?? D’·ŽžŠÔŸ“Œ©—¹ Dave! Dave! Right! Oh, yeah, long time.
?ÈŽqŠÒD›õ How's the wife?
‰äª–I've never been married.
?˜ì‰Â”\•s‹L“¾‰ä—¹ ’A‰ä‰i‰“–ç–Y•s—¹?˜ì You may not remember me, but I could never forget you.
‰ä˜ìˆê‹N˜Ò’Ç‰¯ˆê‰º Let's shake up some old memories.
“ß¥Ý•R–ñ New York City.
’†‰›Œö‰€“®•¨‰€ The Central Park Zoo.
¶ŠˆŒ´–Life was good.
úªÆ“IŠÂ‹« ‹‹—Í“I“WœK Roomy tank, great location,
?‰À“IŽ‹–ì monkey-house views.
ác‘RŠÒ—L And, of course...
‰ä“IˆêŒQ‹¶”M•² my adoring legion of fans.
-“ -‘Õ•v - Cool. - Dave!
ˆêŒÂ˜ðÌ–‚p“IÍ‹› The octopus of a thousand tricks.
-DúŽŠQ -‰äácŽžŽó“žäÝç’žˆ¤ - Awesome! - I was the total package.
-™õ -›wŽq˜ì - Wow. - Hey, kids!
?˜ìˆê’è—vŠÅŠÅ”‡ŒÂ ‰õ˜Ò You got to see this. Get up here quick!
-‰õ˜Ò ›wŽq˜ì ‰õêy -‘RŒã?˜ì˜Ò—¹ - Come on, kids. Come on... - And then you arrived.
›€˜ìD‰Âˆ¤ Oh, they're so adorable!
“¯Žu˜ì ”÷Î µŽè Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.
-?˜ì‘–—¹‰äœä—L“IˆêØ -›€˜ì‘¾‰Âˆ¤—¹ - And took everything from me. - They're so cute!
-‘¾‰Âˆ¤—¹ -?Œ©‰ßX‰Âˆ¤“I›õ - They're so adorable. - Have you ever seen anything cuter?
ŽlÇ‰Âˆ¤“IŠéê@›› Four adorable baby penguins.
œn“ßˆÈŒã Ÿ“lŠìŸc‰ä”‡‘ü˜VÍ‹›—¹ With you around, no one wanted an old octopus anymore.
‘Õ•v ŠY‘–—¹ "Out you go, Dave."
‘RŒã‰äA”í?˜Ò?‹Ž And so it went, over and over,
-æ¥“®•¨‰€ ‘RŒã”í?“ž…‘°ŠÙ -?? ‰õŠÅ - at zoo after aquarium. - Dad, look!
? ?“ž‰äŠÅŠéê@—¹ I can't see the penguins, man!
?˜ì•ï®—¹Š—L“I•\‰‰G Adorable penguins stole the show.
‰ä“Il¶™È•sÄ‹PàŠ While I was shunned.
”ílˆâ–Y Forgotten.
•s”ílŠìŸc Unwanted.
ŒÇàÕ Alone.
ãã‹N˜ÒD‘Œ? That sounds awful.
Šm›‰ Oh, it was.
‘RŒã‰äˆÓŽ¯“ž —L±l•sœEŠD”V—ÍAŽólŠìˆ¤ I came to realize some creatures are born to get all the love.
‰ä˜ì”‡±lY›õ“s“¾•s“ž The rest of us get nothing!
”‡›õ‘½”NŽx?‰ä“I—BˆêM”OA¥ The only thing that has kept me going all these years is my
ˆê’è—v•ñ‹w burning thirst for revenge!
ŠÒ—L‰ä‘S‹…“IáŒi…»‹… And my precious souvenir snow globe collection.
?—L–Ñ•a? What is wrong with you?!
? ‘Õ?‘Õ Oh, Daryl, Daryl, Daryl,
?•s”\”c?“I‘˜‹ö“s‰öß‰ä˜ì you can't blame us for what happened to you.
ác‘R‰ÂˆÈ ”‡A¥•œ‹w Can. That's how this whole revenge thing works.
—p”‡ŒÂ ‰äA‰ÂˆÈ“O’ê”šÊ?˜ì And with this, I finally have the power to destroy you.
?™Þ Crikey!
Ÿ™|Nicolas Cageäo’˜–¼‰e¯“òŒÃfŽzŠMŠïæ~‰¹ “òŒÃfŽz SZ›€˜ì Nicolas, cage them.
û¹“òŽz ‰ä—L•sD“IÁ‘§‘i?˜ì I've got some bad news for you, Dennis.
?Žäö’¹—¹ ˆöˆ×‰ä˜ì¥‘Å•s”s“I You messed with the wrong birds. Because we are an elite unit,
¸‰p’†“I¸‰p ˜ðæ¨?•sŠ¬ˆê? the best of the best. Cream of the corn on a platinum cob.
‰ä˜ì˜ðSZ?“I’v–½ûFàyœ[ And we're gonna take your deadly
‘RŒã—£ŠJ”‡—¡ green goop and sashay right out the exit hatch.
“ßAæ¨‰ä???˜ì“IúŽŠQ? And just how are you going to do that?
åä”z”é–§•Ší Deploy secret weapon.
-ŽÅŽm ç…Ž€‰ä—¹ -‰õ‘– - The cheese, it burns! - Roll out.
‹‹‰ä’Ç After them!
“¯Žu˜ì ‘œÝŒÃ”b“ßŽŸˆêžé All right, boys, it's just like Cuba.
o‘d Taxi!
˜Òêy‰¹žÙ Ÿc‰õêy“I How about some music? Something chase-y.
›€˜ì’Ç˜Ò—¹ Here they come.
-‰õ‘– -‰õŠc ‰õŠc - Let's move. - Stroke! Stroke! Stroke again!
ÄŠc‰õˆêêy Stroke some more! Stroke!
‰õŠc ‰õŠc •øŸ] ‰õŠc Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Sorry! Stroke! Stroke!
¯‹óŽš–‹‘g SSK?FanSub
|˜Zêyà•ûŒü—Lî‹µ -‰ÈŽzŠî •ñD‹µ - We got baddies, six o'clock. - Kowalski, battle formation.
è’V˜Q”÷”Ž @SSKŽš–‹‘g
?˜ì”‡ŒQâœ’`—v‘Å‰Ë›õ oŽè? So you squeegees want to do the gondola mambo? Let's dance.
‰ä“I›_ ‰äŠÅ•sŒ©˜H—¹ Mother-of-pearl, that stings! I've lost visual.
-‰È—€ŽzŠî ›æ˜H -¶ç² - Kowalski, be my eyes. - Left.
‰Eç² ‰Eç² ‰ã Right, right! Up!
’á“ª Duck.
-‰ðŒˆ—¹ -?’† ’·Š¯ - I think I got 'em. - They are down, sir.
Š²“¾•Y—º Excelente.
-˜V‘å -‘¼˜ì’Çã˜Ò—¹ - Skipper! - They're back up.
‰ä˜ì–³˜H‰Â“¦—¹ And we are running out of canal.
˜V“V–ê? ‘S—Í”õD Parker Posey! Go all-terrain.
?˜ð‰Å‹‹‰ä›õ Will you marry me?
ˆêåjˆøúÌŽ¸Á We've lost engine one!
-“ñåj–ç¥ ŠÒ—LŽOåj -Žlåj - And two and three. - Four!
-?—p‹Ù‹}”õ—påä’u -¥“I ˜V‘å - Switch to emergency power. - Aye, aye, Skipper.
‘O–Ê¥ˆêŽÔ¼‰Z Ÿ“˜H—¹ We've got melons! Dead ahead!
‰ä”\ŠÅŒ©—¹ šF ûFàyœ[ I can see. Rico, the glowy thing!
–”ŠÅ•sŒ©—¹ Venetian blinded again!
-‰ä˜ì”íš¡“g—¹ -?“®Ž©šÊ’öŽ® - We've been boarded. - Initiate self-destruct sequence.
-•Y—º -? - Nice. - Whee!
?^“I Ÿ“‘z“ž‰ä˜ìŠÒ^—LŽ©šÊ’öŽ® Frankly, I'm surprised we had a self-destruct sequence.
“¯Žu˜ì ìD€”õ All right, boys, battle stance.
‰ä˜ì³Ý€”õ’˜? ’·Š¯ We're in battle stance, sir.
œkD €”õ“Ë”jdš¡ Okay, good. Now we spring our trap.
ŠÒ•sŠm’è”í¢“I¥’N? I'm not sure they're the ones that are trapped, sir.
‰È—€ŽzŠî ŠÒ‹L“¾‰ä˜ì Kowalski, remember our
u‰ß“IŸ“??•“IŒvá`›õ little talk about true but unhelpful comments?
-¥“I ’·Š¯ -—L“IŽžŒóŠÒ¥—vç¬‹@œäÌ - Yes, sir. - Sometimes we just have to wing it.
™õ Wow.
•øŸ] ˜V‘å ¥‰ä’á˜Ä—¹?“IìDŒvá` Sorry for underestimating the plan, Skipper.
‰È—€ŽzŠî ‰ä—‰ð ˆÈŒã•s—vÄŽ¿‹^‰ä—¹ It's okay, Kowalski. Just don't ever doubt me again.
”‡“ž’ê¥œƒ›õ‰ñŽ– Now, what the heck is going on?!
Šéê@˜ì ’W’è Remain calm, penguins.
?˜ìŒ»ÝŽó–k•—“ÁH‹Ç“I•ÛŒì You are now under the protection of the North Wind.
‹~?˜ìA•s—pŽÓ—¹ You're welcome.
‰ä“I“V? My gosh.
?˜ì”‡ŒQ??‘¾‰Âˆ¤—¹ ‘¾‘¾‘¾‰Âˆ¤—¹ You guys are so cute. You guys are just so, so cute!
–Ñ‘ù‘ù And cuddly.
? ‘–ŠJ •Ê•ø—¹ Hey, get away! No more hugs!
D‘œ”í–Ñ‘ù‘ù“I¬‹ç?ˆêžé It's like being licked by a basket full of puppy dogs.
‘å—ÍŒF ‘å—ÍŒF Corporal! Corporal!
“±q˜Hü‰ñ–k•—“ÁH‹Çã`•” Chart a course back to North Wind headquarters.
ˆÉˆ¡ ’Ê’m‘¼˜ì‰ä˜ì›ææšl‰ß‹Ž Eva, inform them that we're bringing in witnesses.
Ø’¹ ŽÅŽmžŠ‹‹‰ä Private, Dibble me.
‰ä˜ì•s˜ðæî?‘–“I We're not going anywhere with you.
‰ä˜ì“s•s’m“¹?˜ì¥’N We don't even know who the heck you are.
–k•—“ÁH‹Ç¥ˆêŒQ¸‰p‘g¬“I The North Wind is an elite undercover interspe...
–k•—“ÁH‹Ç¥ˆêŒQ¸‰p The North Wind is an elite under...
ˆêŒQ¸‰p An elite undercover interspecies...
•‰Ó?• ...task... force, dedicated to help...
?• helping...
•‰Ó?• Dedicated to helping...
?•“ß±‘˜Žó¢“ï“IŽã¨“®•¨ Dedi... Dedicated to helping animals who can't help themselves.
-‘œŠéê@ -¥›õ “ß?¥’N - Like penguins. - Really? And you are?
-‰ä“I–¼Žš¥‹@–§ -‹@–§ ”‡¥Y›õ ‰×—–˜b›õ - My name is classified. - Classified? What is that, Dutch?
-^Sãã•s??“IŒû‰¹ -??Y›õ - Can't really hear the accent. - Excuse me?
-”‡Œû‰¹ãã?—¹ -‰ä“I–¼Žš•s‹©‹@–§ - There's the accent. - No, my name isn't Classified.
‰ä“I–¼Žš¥‹@–§“I My name is classified
ˆöˆ×‰ä¥”‡ŒÂ“Ë?‘à“I“ª“ª because I am the leader of this strike team.
”‡¥ŠC•^ ‹©”š•^ ¡’·•Ší˜a”š”j The seal is Short Fuse, weapons and explosives.
”‡¥‘å—ÍŒF ‘¼¥‰ä˜ì“I‘å—ÍŽm The bear is Corporal, he's our muscle.
”‡¥?“ª‘éˆÉˆ¡ •‰Óî•ñ˜a•ªÍ And the owl is Eva, intelligence and analysis.
D? ‹@–§’Tˆõ ‰ä˜ìŠ†D–ç¥ˆêŽx¸‰p‘àŒÞ? Well, Agent Classified, we happen to be an elite unit, too.
Ž©šÊ’öŽ®›ß?“® Self-destruct sequence activated.
-?˜ì^œäŠY‹‹”‡±ˆÂçä - You know, you should really
“\ã•WâÜ“I -“|ŒvŽžŽO “ñ ˆê label these things. - In three, two, one...
‰ä‹©˜V‘å ¥‰ä˜ì‘à“I“ª™Z Œã–Ê“ßˆÊ¥‰È—€ŽzŠî The name's Skipper. I run this outfit. Back there is Kowalski.
‘¼¥‰ä˜ì“Is“®™Ò–d ?êy‹@’q“I˜b ‰È—€ŽzŠî He's the brains of our operation. Say something smart, Kowalski.
ŠÅŒ©Ÿ“ ‘¼Š®‘S˜a‰ä˜ì•sˆêŒÂ‹«ŠE See? He's working on a whole 'nother level.
ŠÒ—LšF ‘¼¥‰ä˜ì“I”š”j›“‰Æ And Rico, he's our demolition expert.
‘¼šÊHe destroyed that chair
Š®‘Sˆ×—¹ŠJS A¥”‡›õ”C« for the sheer fun of it. No reason at all.
”‡ˆÊ¥Ø’¹ And then there's Private.
‘¼ŽZ¥ ‰ä˜ì‘à“I”é‘Œ“‹gË•¨ He's... he's sort of our, you know, secretary/mascot.
-D–G -D‰Âˆ¤ šG •sDˆÓŽv - Cute. - And cuddly. Oh, sorry.
‰ä˜ì˜ÒŠÅŠÅ”‡–”‰Âˆ¤–”–G“IŽè?—LY›õ–Well, let's see how well "Cute and cuddly" Handles this next bit.
”‡‹ç‹ç–å•söšv Nice doggy door.
? Wow.
??”‡ŒÂ Look at this.
? ? ? ”‡’n™Z•söšv ‹@–§æ¶ Well, well, well. Not a bad place you got here, Classified.
‘½ŽÓŒÖàÐ ‰ä•s‹©‹@–§ Thank you. That's not my name.
“ž’B\Žµ’â‹@’Ø Arrival at pad 17.
–k‘å¼—m
“ì‘å¼—m
ˆó“x—m
D—¹ ¬Šéê@˜ì All right, tiny penguins,
Ý–k•—“ÁH‹Ç the best way for the North
•ÛŒì‘œ?˜ì”‡Ží‰Â—÷“®•¨“IÅ‰À•ûˆÄ¥ Wind to protect helpless animals like yourselves
›’•z?‰¶”ŽŽmãŠ”VˆÈ–@ ˆöˆ×?˜ì‹Ž‰ß‘¼“IàI’ø is to bring Dr. Brine to justice. Now, you were inside his sub,
ŠˆÈ ?˜ì—v”c’m“¹“IˆêØ“s‘i‰ä so I need to know everything you know.
-? -?‹Ù”c?˜ì’m“¹“I‘S‘i‰ä - Hey! - Just tell me everything you know.
D? ‘æˆêžŠ All right. Numero uno:
-çäÝ•ÊÝŸT‹à”Và¥’†‘ŠM‰×—–l -ŸT‹à”Và¥ - Never trust a Dutchman in a tulip fight. - Tulip fight...
‰Á\‘å³Ý”é–§ŒP—ûˆêŽx‘å?–ìlŒR‘à Canada is secretly training an army of Sasquatch.
Ž§”M‹ç ‘´›‰‘ü—L•S•ª”V\Žµ¥‹ç“÷˜ô“I Hot dogs are, in fact, only 17 percent actual dog.
•s¥æ¨???ˆêŒŽ– Not "Everything" Everything. Just...
‘üŽù—v‘i‰äè‰—šúŽ“ƒˆÛ–ïŽz?•z?‰¶?‰Ë?˜ì“IŠ—L×ß everything regarding your abduction by Dr. Octavius Brine.
-?œƒ›õ•s‘?? -Y›õ - Why didn't you say so? - What?
‰ä˜ì¬‘àá¢Œ»šúŽ“ƒˆÛ–ïŽz?•z?‰¶”ŽŽm My team has uncovered that Dr.
^›‰“I–¼Žš‘´›‰¥úº—¢Ž Octavius Brine is actually an individual known as Derek.
-‘Õ•v -¥‘Õ•v Í‹›‘Õ•v - Dave. - As Dave the octopus.
¥Í‹››õ •s •z?‰¶”ŽŽm•s¥Í‹› ‘¼¥ An octopus? No. Dr. Brine is not an octopus. He is...
ˆêžŠÍ‹› ³¥”@Ÿ ‰ä˜ì“Iî•ñ–ç¥”‡žé“I An octopus. Precisely. That's exactly what our intel indicated.
”c—r•ú‘– Release the sheep.
ŠC—¤D‘àŒ¤‹†Š
•s‰ß?˜ìm’è•s’m“¹“I¥ What you, of course, could not know is that Dr.
•z?‰¶”ŽŽmÝˆÐ“òŽz“I›‰é„Žº Brine's laboratory in Venice
³Ý–§Œ¤»ˆêŽí is secretly developing a
šÊ–Å«•Ší ‹©˜ô”ü“mä³ŒŒ´ doomsday weapon called the "Medusa Serum."
”ü“mä³ŒŒ´
-’A¥?•s’m“¹“I¥ úº—¢Ž -¥‘Õ•v - But what you don't know is that Dirk... - Dave.
-‘Õ•v•s˜ð—p‘¼“I”b‘c?ŒŒ´ -¥”ü“mä³ŒŒ´ - Dave won't be using his bazooka serum... - Medusa Serum.
‘¼“I”ü“mä³ŒŒ´Šd?l—¹ Medusa Serum on anybody.
-”‡‰ñ?›”—¹ -‹‹‘¼˜ìŠÅŠÅ šF - That part is accurate. - Show him, Rico.
??—¹”ü“mä³ŒŒ´ You stole the Medusa Serum?
?—¹”ü“mä³ŒŒ´ m‹~—¹¢ŠE Well, stole the serum, saved the day,
‘Ö?Š®¬—¹”C–± ç¬?œƒ›õ? did your job for you. Call it what you will.
-úº”ä -¥‘Õ•v - Debbie! - Dave.
-‘Õ•v -‘¼üKi—¹‰ä˜ìŒn“ - Dave! - He hacked into our system.
œƒ›õŸ“ãß‰¹? Where's the sound?
‘Õ•v ?“IêmŽ•—Ÿ“‘ÅŠJ Dave. Your microphone, it's not on.
‰äY›õ“sãã•sŒ© I can't... I can't hear anything.
ˆÂˆê‰ºêmŽ•—š¤ˆÄ“IˆÂçä Click on the button with the picture of the microphone.
-?ŽŸ—LšÓl‘Åi˜Ò“IŽžŒóA˜ð”‡žé -?D —Ll? - Every time a villain calls in, this happens. - Hello? Hello?
Œ»Ý”\ãã“ž—¹ ’A¥–”ŠÅ•s“ž—¹ Now we can hear you, but we cannot see you.
‘¾”Ïl? ?ŽŸ“s”‡žé So annoying. Every time.
-A‘œ˜a‰ä•ƒ•êŽ‹•p“IŽžŒóˆêžé -Œ»Ý? - It's like talking to my parents. - How about now?
-™á™á -–_•ð—¹ - Hurray! - Great!
¥? ŠÅ“ž?—¹ ‘¾–_—¹ Yes, we've got you; that's fantastic.
-D‹É—¹ ‰ä˜ì?“ž?™Z—¹ - Excellent. Now, where was I?
‘Õ•v Dave!
‘å‰ÆD –k•—“ÁH‹Ç ŠÅ˜Ò?˜ì›ßãSŒ©‰ß‰ä“I˜V•ü—F—¹ Greetings, North Wind. I see you've met my old zoo-mates.
’Næî?¥•ü—F ‰ä‰Â•sD?”‡Œû We were never mates. There was no mating.
“Š~? ‘Õ•v ?›ßãSêwé†‹Z‹‡—¹ ˆöˆ×‰ä›ßãS?—¹?“ß Turn yourself in, David. You're powerless now that I've stolen
-›‹M“I”ü“mä³ŒŒ´ -Y›õ A? “ß•s¥??“¾ - your precious Medusa Serum. - What? You? You didn't steal that.
-“sŒ‹‘©—¹ -“sŒ‹‘©—¹›õ - It's over. - It's over?
“ß‰äˆ×Y›õŠÒ‹‹?‘Å“d˜b Then why did I call you?
DŠï‰ö šG ‰Â”\¥ˆ×—¹‹‹?ŠÅ”‡ŒÂ Weird. Oh, maybe it was to show you this.
ŽlÇŠéê@‰Â—p•s—¹”‡›õ‘½ŒŒ´? That is a lot of serum for four penguins.
šG ?ˆÈˆ×A‘üj›”?˜ìŽlŒÂ›õ Oh, you thought this was just about you four?
•s •s•s•s No, no, no, no, no, no.
‰ä˜ìË„„ŠJŽn We're just getting started.
Œ»Ý š‰äŽ¸”† ‰ä—v‹Žw•¨ Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go do some shopping...
”ƒêy•œ‹w—p•i for revenge!
“™“™ œƒ›õè”‡ŒÂ Wait, how do you...
ˆÂ?ŒÂŒ® ¥gF“IŠÒ¥ What do I push? Is it the red or...
‰äˆÈˆ×¥”‡ŒÂ •s¥”‡ŒÂ I thought it was the... It's not this...
-—L‹Ù‹}î‹µ -çz“ž‘åå£–‹ - Incoming alert. - Put it on the screen.
Œx
”—Ñ“®•¨‰€—L\ŒÜÇŠéê@Ž¸çF The Berlin Zoo... 15 penguins missing.
”—Ñ
-‘Õ•v³Ý?‰Ë‘´‘¼Šéê@ -ç…›õ‰Âˆ¤ç…›õ–G - Dave's kidnapping other penguins! - No doubt cute and cuddly.
-‰ä˜ì•K- We have to move! What? - We have to move! What?
-ŠY‰ä˜ìãê—¹ -šìŒv˜ì ‰õW‡ - Time for our A-game. - Everybody, huddle up.
‘å—ÍŒF €”õD”ò‹@ ‰ä‹Ž?“®–k•—àV“ƒ’öŽ® Corporal, ready the jet. I'm initiating North Wind Protocol Zeta.
—Ï“ÖŒö‰€–”—L\“ñÇŠéê@Ž¸çF 12 more penguins taken from London Zoo.
D—¹ šìŒv˜ì ‹@˜ð˜Ò—¹ Okay, boys, this is it. The
‰ä˜ì”‡”yŽqãÉŽñˆÈ?“I”C–± mission we've been preparing for our entire lives.
‰ä˜ì•s\‰º‘Õ•v ¾•sŠÃ‹x We're gonna take down Dave or die trying.
-‰È—€ŽzŠî ŽæÁ‰ä˜ì“I•\‰‰‰Û -¥“I ’·Š¯ - Kowalski, cancel our improv class! - Yes, sir.
-šF ãåä”õ -D - Rico, equipify. - Hi!
Ø’¹ ‹‹–êÎˆêŒÂ Private, do that little thing I like.
-ŠÒ¥œk?Î -˜V‘å —LDÁ‘§ - It's still funny. - Skipper, good news.
-”‡ŽŸ•\‰‰‰ÛŽæÁ•sJ•ª -’·Š¯ ”ò‹@€”õD—¹ - I got them to credit our class. - Sir, the jet is ready.
Džé“I ›ŠL™Z˜ì A‘œ\‹ã›œ’´‹‰˜qˆêžé Oh, yeah, baby! Just like Super Bowl 19!
‘¼˜ìÝ?‰ä“I“Œ¼ They're stealing my stuff!
•s ”‡ŽŸ”C–±•s”\Œð‹‹ No! This mission has no place
ˆêŒQŠ“ªWäI“IœE•¨Šéê@˜ì for a pathetic waddle of useless penguins!
-?’NœE•¨? -?—¹ - Who are you calling pathetic? - Enough!
ŠÅŒ©Ÿ“ šF ŠˆÈ?D“Œ¼•s”\—¯‹‹? See, Rico, that's why you can't have nice things.
’m“¹? ‘´›‰‰ä–çœk?“däI“I You know, I'm pretty good with computers myself.
úã?˜ì“I‡ˆß? ¬Šéê@˜ì Put on your jammies, penguin.
-‘¼˜ì‡’˜—¹X–G -‰ä‰Â•s”‡›õ‘zšG - They are even cute when they're asleep. - Not to me.
‰ä—v”‡±¬Š›Žq—£‰ä‰“ˆêêy •Ê?˜a‰ä“I”C–± I want these butterballs out of my way and out of my mission.
”c‘¼˜ì‰^“žˆÀ‘S‰® Ship them to one of our safe houses.
“ßŒÂ¢ŠEãÅ•Î•Æ“I’n•û The most remote place on the planet.
š Û‰õç¨
–Ú“I’n
”n’B‰ÁŽz‰Á
-‰ä˜ì“ž’êÝ?™Z -‹óŸ†ŠÜ?—ÊD’á - Where the heck are we? - Oxygen content is low.
‰äŒš‹c‘å‰ÆŒ¸­ŒÄ‹z I suggest we limit our breathing.
Ø’¹ Private!
•øŸ]? ‰äˆê”ò‹N˜ÒA’¯Ÿ† Sorry! I get gassy when I fly.
-A¥”‡žé Ÿ“ö -‰ä˜ìm’è¥Ý”ò‹@ã - Toot sweet! He does. - We must be on a plane.
–k•—“ÁH‹Ç›”‰ä˜ì˜ô—¹Y›õ What did North Wind do to us?
‘¼˜ì‹‹—¹‰ä˜ì‹JÍ They gave us badges.
•s¥‹JÍ ¥’Á’è”ò? Not badges, tranquilizer darts.
ŠYŽ€“I‹@–§ Classified!
“ß‰º—¬”Úç¿“I‹çŠßˆÓ‘z”c‰ä˜ì?o”C–± That low-down dirty dog is trying kick us off the mission.
‘¼æS“¾‰ä˜ì•s”\m‹~Šéê@ He thinks we can't save
Aˆöˆ×‰ä˜ì–ç¥Šéê@ the penguins because we're just "Penguins."
Šéê@äo‰ä˜ìŒŒ“÷‘Š˜A ‘¼˜ì¥‰ä˜ì“¯—Þ Well, penguins are our flesh and feathers. They're us.
”\m‹~‰ä˜ì“I‘ü—L‰ä˜ìŽ©ŒÈ And if anyone's gonna save us, it's us.
’A¥˜V‘å ‰ä˜ì³ÝŒÜ‰p—¢“I‚“x But, Skipper, we've got to be five miles up.
-”‡žé‰ä˜ì“I‘I¢Aœk­—¹ -‰ä“I‘I¢‰ä˜ôŽå - That pretty much limits our options. - I make my own options.
ƒ•ð—¹ ˜V‘å ’A¥‰ä˜ìŒ»Ý‰«o”ò‹@—¹Žî›õ? Brilliant move, Skipper, but now we seem to be outside the plane.
‰ä„Ë–ç¥äI‘Üˆê”M Well, kind of got caught up in the moment.
ŠÅ˜Ò‰ä^—LŒãŒ©”V–¾ Well, hindsight's 20/20.
D—¹ ‰È—€ŽzŠî ŠY?˜Ò‘PŒã—¹ Okay, Kowalski, your turn to pick up the slack.
šG —v•s“‹“ß‰Ë”ò‹@? Oh, why don't we catch that plane?
’¹ŒQ“³? ‹L?‰º˜Ò Bird strike, log it.
ŠÒ—LˆêŒÂ–Ú•W Ý\“ñêy•ûŒü We've got another target at 12 o'clock.
D –çA\ˆêêy”¼ æî’˜‰ä”ò ›ŠL™Z˜ì ‰ä˜ì—v‰Î‘¬‘Oi Good, it's only 11:30. Follow me, boys! We're going in hot.
-•ÊûR—s—¹ Ø’¹ -›”€“ª“™äy - No one likes a show-off, Private. - Aim for first class!
‰äŸ“Ž– I'm okay!
‰È—€ŽzŠî ”‡”ò‹@¥‰?™ZŠJ“I Kowalski, where does this aircraft go?
ŠÅ”‡?•ïšŸ“IŠï‰öŒ`? ‰äæS“¾¥”ò‰”bêt From the odd shape of this bagel, I'd say we're headed for Paris.
–@š ŽZ—¹? “ß—¡“I?¾‘¾‚—¹ France? Forget it! Not with their tax laws!
-“ß‰äŒš‹c‹ó’†çz‹@ -‰äy—¹ - Then I would suggest a mid-air transfer. - Affirmative.
‰Ô¶ ‰Ô¶ ‰Ô¶ Peanuts! Peanuts! Peanuts, peanut,
‰Ô¶ ‰Ô¶ ‰Ô¶ peanut, peanut, peanut, peanut, peanut!
-Ÿ“—L‰Ô¶—¹ ˜V‘å -“ßAž£êdÆ–ÝŠ£ Ø’¹ - We're out of peanuts, Skipper! - Try pretzels, Private.
—L—¹ Bingo.
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‰ä˜ì“I”ò‹@˜Ò—¹ ŒZ’í˜ì There's our ride, boys.
‰ä“¾‘–—¹ ”ü— Šëè¨A¥‰ä“Iîl Can't stay, doll. Danger is my mistress.
šF Ä”ò‚êy™Z Rico, more height.
ž£êdÆ–Ý Æ–Ý Æ–Ý Pretzels! Pretzels! Pretzel,
Æ–Ý Æ–Ý Æ–Ý–çŸ“—¹ pretzel, pretzels! We're out of pretzels!
¥›õ ‰ä˜ì‘–“¾³¥ŽžŒó Yeah? Then we're leaving just time,
”‡±l“sŠJŽnQ—¹ 'cause these folks are gonna freak!
“WŠJ‹@—ƒ Deploy flaps.
?€–Ú•W Stay on target!
˜ð?ã“I ‰ä˜ì˜ð?ã“I We're gonna catch it, we're gonna catch it!
?™Þ ‰ä˜ì?•sã—¹ Crikey! We're not gonna catch it!
“™‰º ˜V‘åÝ?™Z Wait a minute, where's Skipper?
¥ŽžŒóŠJŠJäI“´—¹ ‰õSZ“ß±” Žq šì”º˜ì Time to get creative. Start grabbing boxes, boys.
‹Ž? Going long!
šG Ø’¹ •Ê²˜M“ß±”w•ï—¹ Oh, Private, stop playing
Qêy—L—p“I with those backpacks. Find something useful.
”‡Ë›”šv ‰ä˜ìŠJ“®? Now we're talking. Let's get to work.
Žl•S•Ä 400 meters.
-ŽO•S•Ä -?”üš ˜b ‰È—€ŽzŠî - 300 meters! - Speak American, Kowalski!
•øŸ] æ¶ 218áù 109áù Sorry, sir. 218 yards. 109 yards.
D—¹ ‰ºˆê?—v˜ôY›õœk–¾Šm—¹ Okay, then. It's clear what we need to do next.
ˆê¬Žž”VŒã
”‡ŒÂfeel”That feels right.
’µ“I•Y—º šì”º˜ì ‰ñ“ž•¶–¾ŽÐ˜ð˜Ò Impressive bouncing, boys. Now, then, back to civilization.
—v‘z‘Å”súºŽŽz“Á If we're gonna take Dexter down,
‰ä˜ì•Kwe need to know where he's gonna strike next.
—¢–ñ”M?á¸
–ë Yeah!
i? Goal!
ˆÈ—˜˜± ¿”c‘¼˜ì›æ‘– Elijah, would you please take them away.
Šéê@?ˆó ŠÒ¥V‘N“I ‰ä˜ì„Dæî‘Õ•vö‰ß—¹ Penguin footprints, still warm. We just missed Dave.
-Œ©‹S æ¨‘¼?—¹ -“ß›õ‘½Šéê@? - Blast it, he's gone. - So many penguins!
-˜V‘å ‘¼–”ŠJŽn–\çNˆùH? -‘å—ÍŒF - Boss! He's stress-eating again! - Corporal?
-D—¹ D—¹ -††ãêŽq•s—v¶Ÿ†? - There, there. - Rub the angry out of the tummy.
‘å—ÍŒF W’†’ˆÓ Corporal? Fo... focus.
‰ä˜ì‹Žm‹~“ß±–³•“IŠéê@ ˆöˆ× We are going to save those helpless penguins, because...
ˆöˆ×‰ä˜ì¥–k•—“ÁH Ž§Ÿ“l we are the North Wind, and no one...
Ÿ“l”\?‘j?‰ä˜ì no one breaks the Wind.
Ÿ“l”\‘j?‰ä˜ì No one breaks the Wind.
”‡Ë¥DŒFŒF There's a good Corporal. Now,
‰ä˜ì›ßãSm‹~—¹“ßŽlÇŠéê@ •s¥›õ we rescued those four penguins already, didn't we?
›’‘¼˜ì˜®“K?’g“I‰^“ž—¹ Shipped them off all cozy and
”n’B‰ÁŽz‰Á ˆ×Y›õ˜ð—L??‹¿“Iãß‰¹ snug to a Madagascar... How come there's beeping?
æ¶ “ß±Šéê@ AŸ““ž’B”n’B‰ÁŽz‰Á Sir, those penguins... They never made it to Madagascar.
Y›õ ‘¼˜ìŒ»ÝÝ?™Z What? Well, where the dickens are they?
‰È—€ŽzŠî •ñ‰ä˜ì“IÀ•W Kowalski, what are our coordinates?
ªŸ‰ä“IŒvŽZ From my calculations,
‰ä˜ì“ž’B—¹ˆ¤Ž¢—– “s”—Ñ“I’†S we've arrived in the center of Dublin, Ireland.
ãŠC
D—¹ —EŽm˜ì ‰ä˜ì—v“ü?ç¬‘­ ‘å‰Í”V•‘ All right, soldiers, we got to blend in. Riverdance.
Ÿ“ŽžŠÔ‹Že•«IŒ¾Î—¹ e˜ì No time to kiss the Blarney stone, boys.
‰ä˜ìŽù—vQ“ž‘Õ•v“I‹ïé“ˆÊ’u —v‰õ We need to find intel on Dave's location, pronto.
D? ? ‘i‰ä‘Õ•vÝ?™Z ‰õ? All right, you, where's Dave! Give us the goods. Spit it out!
•Ê•N‰ä—p•—Í Don't make me use shillelagh!
’·Š¯ “ß‘ü¥ŒÂ?‹››› Sir, that's... That's a baby squid.
•øŸ] ›wŽq Sorry, laddie.
ŸË—Ž“ž”‡ˆ¤Ž¢—–“‡ã ˆêêy™Z“ª–çŸ“—L Stranded on the Emerald Isle without a single clue.
-‰äæîˆ¤Ž¢—–Ÿ“?•ª? -˜V‘å ‰õŠÅ - Well, so much for the luck o' the Irish. - Skipper, look!
“V? —Ll˜ð?ŠWŽ¢Œê? Begorrah! Does anyone speak Gaelic?
Ÿ“—L •s‰ßŠÅ‹N˜Ò‘Õ•vŸ“ŠÕ’˜ No. But it looks like Dave's been busy.
‘¼›ßãSÝ‰Z’B™ûf™û?‘–—¹Šéê@ He's stolen penguins from Guadalajara!
-”núº—¢ -”bêt - Madrid! - Paris!
-‰ë“T -”Ç‰Á—…Ž¢ - Athens! - Bangalore!
-“mÇŽ¢‘½•v -‘åã - Dusseldorf! - Osaka!
-—¢–ñ”M?á¸ -?—…”ä - Rio de Janeiro! - Nairobi!
-ˆ¢›GŽz“Á’O -”b?˜D“ú - Amsterdam! - Baton Rouge!
‘Õ•v¾åU“Iá‰Ô…»‹…Œn—ñ Dave's snow globe collection.
‘¼‹Ž—¹”c‘¼?o˜Ò“I?‰Æ“®•¨‰€˜a…‘°ŠÙ It's every zoo and aquarium he got kicked out of!
•Ê‘i‰ä‘¼‹Ž—¹?™Z Don't tell me where he has been,
‘i‰ä‘¼‰ºˆêâ‹‹Ž?™Z tell me where he will have has been next.
“™“™ ”‡¥Y›õ šF ”‡¥–Wait, what is it, Rico? It's a book! It's a film! It's a play!
‘æˆêŒÂŽŒ ™_ŒÂ‰¹ß ãã‹N˜Ò¥ First word. Two syllables. Sounds like...
ãã‹N˜Ò‘œã Sounds like "Huuh"? Sounds like "Hyech!"
Y›õéŽsˆÈãŽšŠJŽn What starts with "Hyech"?
ãŠC Shanghai.
‘Õ•vŠÒŸ“‹Ž‰ß“ß™Z Dave hasn't been there yet,
˜V‘å ”@‰Ê‰ä˜ì‰õêy™Z ‰ÂˆÈ‘jŽ~‘¼ Skipper. If we hurry, we can still stop him.
Š²“¾•Y—º šF Nice work, Rico.
¾ED?? ŒZ’í˜ì ¥ŽžŒó‹Ž‘Å?”Æß—¹ Pack your bagpipes, boys. It's time to blow this potato stand.
A¥”‡™Z—¹ ãŠC’˜–¼“I“s”—Ñ™½ So this is it. Shanghai's famous Little Dublin district.
-˜V‘å ŠÅ? -ŠÅŒ©?—¹ Ø’¹ - Skipper, look! - I see you, Private.
”‡ˆÊ?’˜?“I“ß’j›w™Z¥’N™Þ Who's the big boy standing on his tippy-toes?
-Y›õ •s¥ ‰ä¥? -‰ä‘ü‘zˆêŒû”c?‹h- Wha...? No, I mean... - I just want to eat you up.
˜V‘å ŠÅ ÝØ’¹ã–Ê ‘Õ•v“I‰ºˆêŒÂ–Ú•W Skipper, look! Above Private! Dave's next target...
ãŠC’˜–¼“IŠéê@”ül‹› Shanghai's famous mermaid penguins.
DŠá—Í ‰È—€ŽzŠî ?ÄŽŸ Good eye, Kowalski. And once again,
æš–¾—¹Ž©ŒÈ¥ you've proved that you are
‰ä˜ì‘àŒÞ—¡—L™J?“I¬ˆõ a meaningful and valued member of this team.
—Žm˜ìæ¶˜ì ãŠCŠC’ê¢ŠEœkžÄKŒü‘å‰Æ‰îÐ Ladies and gentlemen, Shanghai Marine World is pleased to present
¢ŠE•·–¼“I”ül‹›Šéê@ our world-famous Mermaid Penguins!
¡? ”ül‹›˜ì›’ˆ×‘S¢ŠEŽ¸çF“IŠéê@ Tonight, our mermaids dedicate their performance
ŒXî•òã•\‰‰ to all the missing penguins around the world.
Šè?˜ìˆÀ‘S ¬šì”º˜ì –³˜_?˜ìÝ?—¡ Stay safe, little guys, wherever you are.
‰ä˜ìjŠè?˜ì‘êy‰ñ‰Æ And we hope you come home real soon.
“s”cŠááË?‘å—¹ ŒZ’í˜ì ‘Õ•v‰Â¥‹Uåä‘åŽt Keep those eyes roving, boys. Dave is a master of disguise.
‘¼‰Â”\˜ð¥ˆêŒÂ¬›w ˆêŠ”A•¨ rŽŠ¥?ˆ½ŽÒ‰ä He could be a small child, a house plant, maybe even you or me!
-¥?? ‰È—€ŽzŠî -? “™ˆê“™ - Is it you, Kowalski? - Hey, hold on.
“™ˆê‰º Wait a minute.
Q“ž—¹ åä“¾^‘œ? ‘Õ•v šN? ‰Ü? ™ë?s“®ŠJŽn Bingo! Nice try, Dave! Operation Flash, Splash and Crash is a go!
-–_‹É—¹ -ŠeAŠeˆÊ - Splendid! - Take positions.
Šéê@?HŽžŠÔ™_•ªàŒãŠJŽn Penguin feeding time will begin in two minutes.
–Ú•W³ÝŽO\áù™|èÏ‹ß Target, 30 yards and closing.
AˆÊ—¹ ˜V‘å In position, Skipper.
-šF œb•ñî‹µ -›ßAˆÊ - Rico, report. - In position.
-Ø’¹ ãã’˜ -¥“I ˜V‘å - For you, Private. - Yes, Skipper!
-”‡¥?“I”ül‹›“…åä -Y›õ - Here's your mermaid costume. - What?
‰ä˜ìŽù—v•ªŽU’ˆÓ Ž§ŠŽ ’R”’? We need a diversion. And, frankly,
”‡g?úãÅDŠÅ you're the only one who can pull off that look.
’A¥‰ä‘z˜ôX—L—p“IŽ– ‰ä‘z?•‰ä˜ìš£‘à ˜V‘å But I can do more, Skipper. I want to help the team.
^³“I?•š£‘à ”@‰Ê?æS“¾‰ä€”õD—¹ ‘´›‰‰ä›ßãS€”õD—¹ Really help the team. If you think I'm ready, which I am.
”@‰Ê?“¯ˆÓ“I˜b rŽŠ‰Â”\ ?•s“¯ˆÓ Assuming you agree. And perhaps even... if you don't?
‰ä‹ÓÜ?“I—EŸ† Žm•º I like the moxie, soldier,
’A¥Œ»Ý ‰äŽù—v?úã“ß“…ˆß•ž but right now, I need a tail on that tush
²o?Å”ü“IÎ—e ?M‰ä? Žm•º and the cutest smile you've got. You trust me, soldier?
¥“I ˜V‘å Aye, aye, Skipper.
? ?HŽžŠÔ“ž—¹ Hey, it's feeding time!
¯‹óŽš–‹‘g SSK?FanSub
–Ú•W—£Šëè¨’n™½\àó‰“ Target, ten yards from flashpoint.
Ø’¹ ŠY?ã—¹ Private, you're up.
è’V˜Q”÷”Ž @SSKŽš–‹‘g
?ŠÈ’¼”ü”š—¹ You just mermaid my day.
ŠJŽnšN?ŠÂß Flash is a go!
‰õŠÅ ‘¼˜ì”cˆêÇ”ül‹›•úo˜Ò—¹ Look, they let one of the mermaids out of the tank!
-?D‰Âˆ¤? -Ÿ“Œ©‰ß”ä?X‰Âˆ¤“I—¹ - Oh, she's so cute. - It's the cutest thing I've ever seen.
‘ÕãŠá‹¾ Shields up!
–Ú•W›ß”í‘Mò šF ŠJŽn‰Ü?•”•ª Target is stunned. Rico, bring the Splash.
D“I Yeah!
šG ?Ý”‡Š²Y›õ? Oh, what are you doing out here,
¬‰Âˆ¤ ‰õ˜Ò ‰ñ“ž…‘…—¡ cutie? Come on. Back in your tank.
•ÛŒìD”ül‹› ‰õêyá¢Œ» Secure the mermaids and find me...
Í‹›‘å‰q David the octopus.
—Lêy?? –k•—“ÁH A little late, North Wind.
”C–±Š®¬ ?ŒÂ¶ Mission accomplished. High one!
‘å—ÍŒF ”c“ßŒÂ Corporal, take our prisoner...
›¢‰—‰ä˜ì“I”Æl ¾‰Ÿ“üŠÄ the one that belongs to us... into custody.
-Y›õ -èí‘R”c‘¼‰»- What? - You melted him?! You birds are sick!
‘¼œnŠÇ“¹—¡“¦?—¹ He's going in through the pipes!
˜V‘å Skipper!
Ø’¹ Ø’¹ ?‰õ—£ŠJ“ß—¡ Private? Private! You got to get out of there!
-•s•s•s •s•s•s Ø’¹ -˜V‘å - No, no, no. No, no, no, no. Private! - Skipper!
Ø’¹ Private!
-‹~–½ -•s—v - Help! - No!
D“I ‰õ‘– Okay. Here we go.
‰õ ‰õ ‰õ Move, move, move!
‘¼S‘–—¹Ø’¹ ‘¼“¦‘–—¹ ‘¼“¦‘–—¹ He's got Private! He's getting away. He's getting away!
-˜V‘å –k•—“ÁH‹Ç“I”ò‹@ -“V•‰ä–ç? - Skipper, the North Wind's plane. - Sweet chariot of the gods!
-’A¥?˜ðŠJ? šìŒv -•sŽŽœƒ›õ’m“¹ - But can you fly it, man? - There's only one way to find out.
Žg—pŽèû
•s ‰äŠÒ¥ŠÅ•s? No, I... still can't read.
‰ä˜ì‘üDæî’˜Š´æS‘–? Then we're going off-book.
•s •s •s•s•s No! No, no, no, no!
‰ß—¹ ‰ß—¹ ‰ß—¹ ‰ß—¹ ‰ß—¹ Too much, too much, too much, too much, too much!
-‰ä›ßãSQ“žâ–å—¹ ˜V‘å -f‹N˜Ò - I'm getting the hang of this, Skipper. - Pull off!
D? ‰ä˜ì˜Ò‹~?—¹ Ø’¹ Good! We're coming for you, Private!
”‡±r“‚“I¬ãôŽq˜ì–”æ¨‘å‰q‹‹?—¹ Those ludicrous butterballs are letting David escape!
ˆÉˆ¡ •Ûæš“¹˜H’Ê’¨ ’Z“±ˆø”š ‘å—ÍŒF €”õ‹­s“o‹@ Eva, secure transport. Short Fuse, Corporal, hitch us a ride.
ŠJ‰Î Fire!
Ú’˜ Go fetch.
•ÛŽ•½âr Hold her steady.
’·Š¯ ‘Õ•vŠJ“¾œk‰õ ‰ä˜ì“I”ò‹@‘¾?—¹ Sir, Dave is pulling ahead. We are too heavy.
šG “s‰ö‰ä˜ì“IŽÅŽmžŠ‹h‘½—¹ Oh, curse our heavily cheese-dibbled diet!
šF ‹‹‰ä˜ÒŒÂ¼•ûŠqŽ¢hŠî´‘q‘å”æÌ Rico, give me a West Helsinki fire sale.
-D“I D“I -Š—L“Œ¼“s?- Yeah, yeah. - Everything must go!
‰ä—¹ŒÂ What the...
-‘S“s?—¹ ’·Š¯ -?—LŸ“—L‰«”n‰± - That's everything, sir. - Have you purged the chemical toilet?
-’A¥šFÝ—¡–Ê•Ö•Ö—¹15•ªà -æ¨?‰«A‰« - But Rico was in there for 15 minutes! - Just do it!
•s •s•s•s•s No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
-Ž©šÊ’öŽ®“|ŒvŽž ŒÜ -•s—v? Ø’¹ - Self-destruct sequence in five, - No, Private!
-Žl ŽO Ž§ -’ðZ? Žm•º - four, three, two... - Stay strong soldier!
ˆê ...one.
˜V‘å“úŽ Skipper's log.
‰ä˜ìÝŠCã•Y•‚—¹DŠô“V“IŽžŒó Private has been kidnapped by Dave,
Ø’¹›ß”í‘Õ•v?‰Ë while we have been cast adrift for what seems like days.
Ÿ“—LH•¨ Ÿ“—L’W… No rations, fresh water...
–ç‰“‰“–]•s“ž—¤’n or land in sight.
‰È—€ŽzŠî•a“¾‘œžŠ‹ç Kowalski is sick as a dog.
Ž§šF ˆê’¼‘z—v‹hAnd Rico keeps trying to eat him.
`‘õ ¿?ZŒû? Just, please, just cut it out.
•s’m“¹‰ä˜ìŠÒ”\Œ˜Ž‘½‹v Not sure how long we can hold on.
”‡‰Â”\¥‰äÅŒãˆêžŠ‹L? This may be my final entry.
2004”N“I”gŽ¢‘½‰EŠÝ —L—œ˜a”’““I–¡ 2004 Grand Cru. Hints of pear, white peaches.
-ŽO•¶‹›–¡“¹‘¾D—¹ -šG ‰ä”‡”yŽq - The salmon is delicious. - Oh, I have never been...
œn˜ÒŸ“Š…‰ß”‡›õ‘½ - ...more hydrated in my life.
-‰ä˜Ò‹‹?Ø‰òŽO•¶‹› - Let me cut you a piece of the salmon.
-•s—p—¹ ŽÓŽÓ ‰ä?Ž€—¹ - No, thank you. I'm stuffed.
-”‡¥‘DãÅ”ü–¡“IH•¨—¹ - It's the most delicious thing on the boat.
-‰ä“¾¼¼‰ä“I‘½Œ÷”\˜›æ—¹ - I have to loosen my utility belt.
-•s—p—¹ ‰ä–O—¹ ”c›€?“žŠC—¡? - No, I'm full. Just dump it in the ocean.
—v’m“¹ ‰ä˜ì‰Â¥“¯M‹¤àZ“I? You know, we're all in the same boat here.
‘´›‰ ‰ä˜ì•s¥ Actually, we're not. And
Ž§ŠŽ ?œäŠYâc”÷èSˆê‰º perhaps you could express a little more concern
?˜ì?â†•ÀŠŽšÊover the fact that you stole and destroyed a $19 million vehicle!
’ šdŠñ‹‹‰ä Bill me.
-‘å—ÍŒF ‘å—ÍŒF -‰ä˜ì¾“ž—¹ˆêžŠMåj ’·Š¯ - Corporal? Corporal? - We're picking up a signal, sir.
MåjÝ¼“ì•ûŒüŒÜŒö—¢™| It's five klicks southwest,
’âÝ—¹“ßŒÂ¬“‡ã but it stopped at that remote island.
—¤’n? Land?
Š²“¾•sö? ?Q“ž—¤’n—¹ Good on you. You've tracked down some land.
•s ?”‡ŒÂâœ’` No, silly willy. We've
‰ä˜ìˆê’¼ÝæîçF?˜ì“I¬”é‘Œ“‹gË•¨ been tracking your little secretary/mascot.
Y›õ ?˜ìÝØ’¹gãˆÀ—¹æîçFÝ”õ What? You put a homing device on Private?
‘´›‰?ŒÂl“sˆÀ—¹ ác‰ä—p”ò?ŽË?˜ì“IŽžŒó All of you, actually, when I darted you.
?”‡‰ºì You low-down,
?? ?âq ê™ê˜ dirty, mangy, filthy,
’·ŸÞ’µ”a ŸÞgézL“I?? flea-bitten, bum-sniffing toilet drinker!
’A¥ Š²“¾D But... good.
ŠÅŒ©Ÿ“ ‰ä‘?‰ß—¹ See, I told you.
œäŠYæ¨›“‹Æ“I˜Ò‰ðŒˆ”‡±–â‘è You should've left this to the professionals.
892 892.
893 894 893. 894.
895 895.
?˜ìD? Ahoy there!
Šéê@˜ì Penguins.
‰äàÈ?˜ì“s‘z’m“¹‰äˆ×Y›õ”c?˜ìS˜Ò I bet you're all just dying to know why I brought you here.
-‘¼˜ðŽE—¹‰ä˜ì“I -Y›õ ác‘R•s˜ð—¹ - He's gonna kill us all! - What? No.
‰ä“I”ü“mä³ŒŒ´•s˜ðæ¨lŽ€My Medusa Serum doesn't kill anyone.
-“ß—LY›õDŠß“I -“ß›€˜ðœƒ›õžé - Where's the fun in that? - So, what does it do?
X‰ÁX‰Á‹°•|“IŽ– Something much, much worse.
D? ’A¥ ‹ïé“¥Y›õ Right. But, like, what specifically?
‰äA¥›æ?˜ì˜ÒŒ©æš”‡ŒÂ“I Well, that's exactly what I came up here to show you.
‰ä‘üŽù—vˆêŒÂ›‰é„•¨Œ All I need is a test subject.
?D? ¬¬å³ Hello, little buggy-boo!
¥ˆöˆ×‰ä‹©“Iãß‰¹‘¾?—¹? ‰ä‰ÂˆÈ ™õ Is this about the chirping? 'Cause I could... Whoa!
™õ Whoa!
ŠÅD—¹ Œ©æš‰äç×•ú”ü“mä³ŒŒ´ Behold, as I unleash the full power
‘S•””\—Ê“IŽž of the Medusa Serum.
á¢ŽË Fire!
‘¾–_—¹ ¬Œ÷—¹ Yes! It works!
‰ä‘n‘¢—¹ˆêŒÂ‰ö•¨ ‰ä‘n‘¢—¹ˆêŒÂ‰ö•¨ I made a monster. I made a monster!
?˜ì”‡±‰Âˆ¤“IŠéê@A¥‰ºˆêŒÂ And all you adorable penguins are next!
?™Þ Crikey!
’N?“I Who said that?
•s¥ No.
•s¥ •s¥ No. No.
¥? Yes!
æ¶˜ì ?˜ìŠÒ‹L“¾Ø’¹ Gentlemen, you remember Private.
šG ? Oh, hey.
?‘?˜ð‘˜•ñœä“I ‘Õ•v You'll never get away with this, Dave.
‰ä“IŒZ’í˜ìA—v˜Ò—¹ My brothers are coming,
‰ä˜ìêŽS‹¦—Íˆê’è˜ð and together we'll take a
šÊwrecking ball to your whole rotten operation.
’âŽ~àØê@s“® ŠeˆÊ Call off the hunt, everyone.
ŠÅ˜Ò¸‰p¬‘à˜ðŽ©ŒÈ‘—ã–å˜Ò“I Turns out the elite unit will be coming to us.
? Boop.
ˆÉˆ¡ Eva?
?ŠÅ“žY›õ—¹ What do you see?
ˆê‹¤—LŽO\ŒÂ“Gl My count is 30 hostiles.
ŽO\ˆêŒÂ 31.
—L™_ŒÂâ‹“Iœk‹ß Those two are very close together.
‰ä¥? gé“ã‘ŠŒÝŒðág I mean, you know, intertwined,
’A •À•s¥ physically, but... but not in...
W’†¸—Í ‰È—€ŽzŠî Ixnay on the irtflay, Kowalski.
‰Â—÷“IØ’¹ ŒÇgˆêl Poor Private. Alone,
gèœè¨‹« helpless in the belly of that beast.
‰ä˜ì‘\‹ö‰ßœk‘½‚•—è¨“I¢‹« ˜V‘å We've faced some long odds before, Skipper,
’A”‡¥ŠÅ‹N˜Ò¥•—è¨Å‚“I ÅækˆÙ“IˆêŽŸ but these look like the longest and oddest.
‰ä˜ìŽá‘z¬Œ÷ •KIf we're gonna pull this off, we'll need a diversion.
‰ðœ‘p—Ñ‹Uåä Deactivating jungle camouflage.
-?”\¬êyãß›õ -ãã’˜ ‹@–§“ÁH - Would you be quiet? - Listen, Classified...
’Z“±ˆø”š ?œäŠY”c‘¼˜ì‰ÝÎ“ªã Short Fuse, you were supposed to handcuff them to the rock!
-­—p‘S‘§š¤‘œ–Ö‰ä -‰ä¦ŽŽ—¹ ’A¥‘¼˜ìŸ“—LŽè - Don't you hologram me! - I tried, but they don't have hands.
‘¼˜ì‘ü—L?çM ˜V‘å They just have flippers, boss.
‰ä–ç—L?çM ŠˆÈª–And I have flippers! So it's flipping useless!
D—¹ ‘å‹ç‹ç ”@‰Ê?•s˜a‰ä˜ì‡ì All right, pooch. If you won't work with us,
“ßÅDˆ×‰ä˜ìHì ‰ä˜ì“IŒvá`Žù—vãß“Œ?¼ you better work for us. Our plan requires a diversion.
‰ä¥”‡—¡“I˜V‘å ˜ÔŠÇæ¨‰äœk“ªáu I give the orders around here. Much as it pains me,
’A¥?•KI need you to act as our diversion for our operation, understood?
•s—v ”‡¥‰ä˜ì“IŒvá` Žù—v?‹Žãß“Œ?¼ Nope! This is our plan, and it requires you to cause a diversion.
-ãß“Œ?¼ -È“Œ?¼ - Die-version. - Dih-version.
-ãß ãß ãß ãß ãß -È È È È È - Die, die, die, die, die, die! - Dih, dih, dih, dih, dih, dih!
æ¶˜ì ‘ü—LˆêŒÂ‰ðŒˆ?–@ Gentlemen, there is only one way to resolve this.
-‰ä˜ìœäŠYÚ•« -§’èŒvŠc - We should kiss. - Plan-off.
¥“I §’èŒvŠc ‰äA‘ÅŽZ?”‡ŒÂ“I Yep, plan-off. That's what I was gonna say.
§’èŒvŠc? Plan-off.
”‡¥‘Õ•v“IàI’ø Here's Dave's sub.
”‡ŒÂ—c¬ –³• And this young, helpless,
–”ÆŽã“IÎ“ª¥Ø’¹ vulnerable rock is Private.
”‡¥‘Õ•v And here's Dave.
?˜ìŽlŒÂ‹‘å‰¤‹Ž•ªŽU“ß’²Í‹›“I’ˆÓ While you four blowhards "Dih-vert" The octopi,
‰ä˜ìá¢“®‰õ‘¬‹­—ó“IU? we strike fast and strike hard!
?–ë “®‹N˜Ò šìŒv˜ì Hi-yah! Get on in here, boys!
àÁàÁ‘Å‘¼ šF Žg™¤™Z ‰È—€ŽzŠî ‰ð‹~lŽ¿ Slap him silly, Rico! Come on! Kowalski, free the hostages!
A¥—v”‡ŒÂÁ‰Ê ‘å‰ò“ª Now, that's what I'm talking about, big fella!
‰ð‹~Ø’¹”VŒã With Private freshly liberated,
‰ä˜ì˜ÒŒÂ–¼ŽŠ”@Ÿd“I?¶Œcj we celebrate with a well-earned high one,
Ä”c‘Õ•v“IŸkéP•”‘àˆê‘|Ž§Œõ —L–â‘è? and feast off Dave's sweet remains. Any questions?
™õ™û •Êé§ Whoa-hoa, hey, now!
™õ ‰ä¥? ‰ä^S˜Î•ž Wow. I mean, truly impressive.
–Þ‘´¥?’Š‘Å…‰Ê“ßˆê’i Especially the bit where you slap the fruit.
šG ‘å—ÍŒF “•ŒõˆÃêy ’Züˆø”š Šá‹¾\˜Ò Oh! Corporal, dim the lights. Short Fuse, glasses.
•sDˆÓŽv ‰ä“¾‰õêy? ”‡ŒÂŒvá`œk‘e? My apologies. Had to rush a bit. The schematic's a little crude.
-”‡‰¹žÙ¥?˜Ò“I -? - Where is that music coming from? - Wow.
D—¹ ?ã‹ãêyŒÜ\•ª ˜V‘å ‰È—€ŽzŠî ˜a—? ¥? All right, at 21:50, Skipper, Kowalski and... Richard, was it?
”c“ß±Í‹›œn›¼ˆÊãˆøŠJ Die-vert the octopi away from their posts.
\êy® ’Züˆø”š—pˆê‘g At 22:00, Short Fuse breaches the hull
…‰ºŽ©“±”[•Ä“d‰×”jšÓ‘Dé“ with a swarm of self-guided underwater nano-charges.
‰ä‹©›€˜ì à[à[?? I call them "Wet kabooms."
-šG •s—v”‡žé -D? •øŸ] - Yes, please don't. - Okay, sorry.
-“ž—¹\êy—ë“ñ ÈÈ–å -¥’N? - At 22:02, knock, knock. - Who's there?
-–k•—“ÁH -–k•—“ÁH’N™Þ - The North Wind. - The North Wind who?
–k•—“ÁHŸ“ŽžŠÔ‰ðç× The North Wind who doesn't have
È–åÎ˜b ˆöˆ×‰ä˜ì–Z’˜ time for knock-knock jokes because we're too busy
?“|‘å‰q? taking down Dave.
Ž„l’ù§Œœ’â–û” žû?Š®•L Personal hover tank... check.
Ž©“®?€•”òŠí Auto-targeting wing mounts.
”‡ŒÂ•KWhy not? At 22:09,
”C–±Š®¬ mission accomplished.
ŠÅŒ©Ÿ“ ‰ä˜A“ª–ç•s‰ñ See that? I don't even look back.
Œ“Iˆêãß”šày ‰äAànàr—£ê There's a huge explosion, and I just keep walking.
ƒ•ð—¹ ˜V‘å Way to go, boss!
-”‡Ë¥–k•— œÏ‰Ý -Š²“¾•Y—º - That's North Wind, sucker! - Nicely done.
?—¹“ß›õ‘½ãã•s?ˆêŒÂŽš La-di, blah, blah, blah, blah.
DŒvá`•s‹Í‹Í¥èÏ“ß±ûR““IŠßˆÓ™Z A good plan is about more than effecty stuff and...
˜aæ²•x“Iç†‘” vocabulary words.
Ž§? ?ác‘RÅ˜ð§’èŒvŠc—¹ And you, you... you certainly know a good plan...
‰ä¥? ?˜ìÝãŠC“Is“® I mean, your operation in
ÅIˆÈŠá??ŠÅ’˜‘Õ•v›æ’˜?“Išì”º“¦?I Shanghai allowed Dave to escape with... your boy.
‰ä‰ÂŸ“?‰ßˆê–¼‘gˆõ “ßŠ´æSm’è ‘Œ“§—¹ I've never lost a member of my team. It must feel... awful.
“ßŽíœÁák? Œã‰÷? Can't imagine the guilt, the regret,
“ßŽí•s‰Â–¼?“IŠ´æS “ïˆÈ‘z‘œ the feeling that, I don't know, that...
”íS“IœäŠY¥? it should have been you.
ŽxŽŠéê@Œvá`“Il—L All for penguin plan?
ŽxŽ–k•—“ÁHŒvá`“Il—L All for North Wind plan?
‘¼“IŒvá`XD His... his is better.
Y›õ What?
•øŸ] ŒZ’í˜ì ‰ä”‡ŽŸ•s”\›æ—Ì?˜ì—¹ I'm sorry, boys, but I can't lead you this time.
’A¥ But...
‰ä˜ì¥ˆêŒÂš£‘à we're a team, and...
?¥‰ä˜ì“I˜V‘å ˜V‘å and you're our skipper, Skipper.
‰ä˜ì•sŽù—v‘¼˜ì We don't... we don't need these guys.
•s ‰È—€ŽzŠî ’A¥Ø’¹Žù—v‘¼˜ì No, Kowalski, but Private does.
‰äæS“¾ ¥ŽžŒóŒð‹‹›“‹ÆlŽm˜Ò™|——¹ I think... it's time we leave it to the professionals.
-’A¥ ’·Š¯ -A”‡›õ’è—¹ - But, sir... - It's settled.
‰ä˜ìããœn‹@–§“ÁH“I–½—ß We take our orders from Agent Classified now.
”‡A¥–½—ß šF That's an order, Rico!
D? ‹@–§“ÁH All right, Classified...
”@‰½ãß“Œ?¼ what's the diversion?
”‡Œ?l“IŽ–Ž€“s•s”\?o‹Ž We take this shame to our graves.
™ÔŽè“¯ˆÓ Agreed.
? Hey!
-Šôêy—¹ -\êy® - Time? - 22:00 hours.
¾E‘Õ•v“IŽžŠÔ“ž—¹ Time to take down Dave.
Í‹›‘å‰q ”c?“Iæ\é¢¨‹N˜Ò David the octopus, show me your tentacles.
Š—L“Iæ\é¢ All of them.
‰ä˜ì?We lost them, Skipper.
•Ê‚‹»“¾‘¾‘ ”‡±’ZæCèÓ“¾‰ä’`áu Not a moment too soon. These hosen are riding up my bundesliga.
D—¹ ŒZ’í˜ì SD?˜ì“Iž½Žq ?DŽ¨? All right, boys, grab your coconuts and hold 'em tight.
‹@–§“ÁH”nãA˜ðK’˜Ø’¹ Classified should be walking away
”º’˜‹‘å“I”šàyãßŸd˜Ò from a huge explosion with Private on his shoulder
ŽO “ñ ˆê ˜ÒêyŸcŒ}‹VŽ® šF in three... two... Give 'em a welcome home, Rico!
–ë A¥”‡›õûR“ ‘Õ•v Ø’¹‰ñ˜Ò—¹ Yeah! In your face, Dave! The Private is back!
-ŸcŒ}‰ñ‰Æ Ø’¹ -–ë –_–_? - Welcome home, Private! - Yeah! All right!
A”‡žé D—¹ Here we go. All right.
’·Š¯ àI’øŸ“—L”šày Sir, the sub didn't explode, and...
Ž§ŠŽ‰ä^S •ú‰Œ‰Ô¥DpãöŒë I fear the... fireworks may have been a tactical mistake.
’W’è •ÊQ Stay calm! Do not panic!
Ÿ—˜¥›¢‰—‰ä˜ì“I —v[ŸÞˆ¤ •s—v‘ž¦ We will still win! Be full of love! Don't hate!
’Çq–²‘z ”Mˆ¤Ž©ŒÈ èˆ¤‘¼l Follow your dreams! Love yourself! Love other people!
˜ô^³“IŽ©ŒÈ Pick and choose your battles in life!
•Êæ¨‘´‘¼l‘i?ŠYœƒ›õ˜ô Don't let anyone tell you what to do!
–³Ž‹“¢‰}?“Il ˆ¤?gç²“Il Ignore the haters! Love the one you're with!
-ˆ¤?gç²“Il -ˆÉˆ¡ - Love the one you're with! - Eva.
‰ä’m“¹ I know.
ŸcŒ} ˜V‘å ‰È—€ŽzŠî ŠÒ—L“‘Ÿ†‹SšF Welcome, Skipper, Kowalski and rootin'-tootin' Rico!
‘åšì™Z‘SÝ”‡™Z ^¥‘¾ŽhŒƒ—¹ The gang's all here! The mood is electric!
”‡¥^“I? I‰—êŽ‘S—¹ Is this really, finally everybody?
D? ‘Õ•v ?˜ô—¹Y›õ All right, Dave, just what have you done with...
-Ø’¹ -šG ŒZ’í˜ì - Private! - Oh! Guys!
-?Œ»Ýœ†—¹? ‘Õ•v -^“I? - You're in for it now, Dave! - Really?!
–³˜_”@‰½ ˜Ò“¾‘¾‹yŽž—¹ Œ»Ý Anyway, great catching up. Now,
’N€”õDisŠˆŠéê@›‰é„—¹? who's ready to move on to live penguin testing?
?‰õ”c“ßŽE«ŽËüœnØ’¹gãˆÚŠJ You point that death ray away from Private right now!
”‡•s¥ŽE«ŽËü ˜V‘å ‘¼—v”c‰ä˜ìÌ¬‰ö•¨ It's not a death ray, Skipper. He's gonna turn us into monsters!
Ÿ“ö gÚ‰º˜Ò¥Y›õ? ‘Õ•vh Yepper-doo! "And what comes next, Dave?"
“üN Invasion!
‰Âœ†“IÌˆÙŠéê@ Horrible mutant penguins
”í•ú“ž•R–ñ“I‘åŠXã unleashed on the streets of New York City!
-?¥–‚‹S -›” ‰ä¥–‚‹S - You're the monster! - Yes! I'm the monster.
?ˆêŒÂlÝ‰ä¶–½’†“I?ˆê“V“s’ñÁ‰ä”‡ˆêêy Everyone made that clear to me every day of my entire life.
’AŒ»Ý æ¨‰ä˜ì?? But now, let's see how much
ác?˜ìÌ¬‰ö•¨Žžl˜ì—L‘½ˆ¤?˜ì everyone loves you when you're the monster!
-˜V‘å -?•s”\’D‘–Ø’¹“I‰Âˆ¤ - Skipper! - You can't take away Private's cuteness!
‘¼¥Å‰Âˆ¤“I “ß¥‘¼“V¶“I He's the cute one! That's-that's his thing.
-Y›õ -“ß¥¬??“IŠ—L - What? - It's all the little guy's got!
?’´‹‰‰Âˆ¤ ‰ä˜ìÅD?“® You are super cute. We better crank this up.
úº˜D ` ’²“®—Í—Ê Drew, Barry, more power.
-€”õD—¹? -’k”»Ž¸”s—¹ - Ready? - Negotiations have broken down.
šF ç–äj ”c‰ä˜ì•úo‹Ž Rico, the paper clip! Bust us out of here!
‰ä˜ìŽù—v“ßŒÂç–äj ?‰õ DŽm˜ì We need that paper clip! Chop-chop, soldier!
•s ç–äj‹Ž?™Z—¹ No! Where's the paper clip?
Ø’¹ Private!
•s No!
-Ø’¹ -šG •s - Private... - Oh, no.
‰äŽˆ‰ð—¹‘¼ I disintegrated him.
•sœäŠY? That wasn't supposed to happen.
?”‡ŒÂá†Žq ?”c‘¼ày”ò—¹ You maniac! You blew him up!
•s No.
šG D? ŠˆÈ‰ä˜ìË—vŽŽé„ l˜ì Oh, well, this is why we test things, people.
‰ºˆêŽŸ‰ä˜ð~’áêy”\—Ê I'll have to lower the power for the others.
‘S‘¬Œü‘O aŽm˜ì ”c”‡±‰ö•¨‘—‹Ž™Ö™û“Ú Full speed ahead, gentlemen. The monsters are due in Manhattan!
›”•s‹N Sorry.
?™Þ Crikey.
Ÿ“Ž– Ÿ“Ž– Í‹› All right, all right, octopus.
–³˜_‘Õ•v‹‹?‘½­èA ‰ä˜ð‹‹?™Ô”Whatever Dave's paying you, I'll double it.
-?¥“¯ˆÓ—¹? —Ll˜ð?Í‹›“IŒêŒ¾? -›”•s‹N - Is that a yes? Does anyone speak octopus? - Sorry.
-•s˜ð Š®‘S•s˜ð -‘¼›_“I - No, not a clue. - Blast it.
? •ú—¹ ‰ä˜ì You... free... us.
‰ä˜ì‹‹? ‹–‘½‹› We give you... many fishes.
“ß¥Y›õ What is that?
-šG ‘¾D—¹ -šG •s ‰ä˜ìA”‡žé—¹ - Oh, great. - Oh, no! This is it!
‰ä‰Â•s‘zêuŒÐŒÐ“¾Ž€ I don't want to die all squishy!
‰ä˜ìŽ€’è—¹Ž€’è—¹Ž€’è—¹Ž€’è—¹ We're dead! Dead! Dead! Dead!
šG •s ‰ä˜ìŽ€’è—¹ Oh, no, we're dead!
Ž€’è—¹Ž€’è—¹ Dead! Dead...!
‰ä‘ü¥ˆÂ—¹ˆêŒÂˆÂçä I pushed a button.
-‘¾–_—¹ ˜ô“¾D Ø’¹ -˜ô“¾D - Super. Well done, Private! - Good work, malinki.
›” ›” ’n Yay. Yes. Yes.
ˆÂ“¾’´‹‰–_ ?“¾•\—gâiæ« Excellent button-pushing. Compliment, praise, et cetera.
D? “ÁH ‰ä˜ìã‹ã”‰ä˜ì“I”C–± All right, agents, we are back in business.
“™ˆê‰º ˜V‘å ‰ÈŽzŠî šF ŠÒ—LŠ—L“IŠéê@ Wait! Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, all those penguins,
-‘¼˜ìÝ“ß™Z -ˆê‘å”áÍ‹›ŒR‘à–çÝ“ß™Z - they're this way! - And so is a massive army of octopi.
‘ü—L‰ä˜ì‰ñ“ž And as soon as we return to the
–k•—ã`•” \“žÅV“IÝ”õ North Wind headquarters, grab fresh equipment,
Ý‘zˆêŒÂ•²áê«“IVŒvá` and work up a smashing new plan,
‰ä˜ì˜ð‘¬‘¬‰ñ˜Ò›’‘Õ•v\‰º we'll come speeding back and take down Dave.
’AŠéê@˜ìŒ»Ýg™|è¨‹« ‰ä˜ìŒ»ÝA“¾‹Ž But the penguins are in danger! We have to go now!
•Ê–Y—¹ ?‘å“IÍ‹›ŒR‘à Again, huge army of octopi.
ŠˆÈ ˆöˆ×?Ž¸”s‰ßˆêŽŸ ?A—v“¦?—¹ So, because you failed once, you're just running away?
‰ä˜ìŸ“—LŽ¸”s ‰ä˜ìŒ»Ý•s¥“¦? We did not fail. And we are not running away.
‰ä˜ì‘ü¥Ý—’q’nd‘g We're just very sensibly regrouping.
˜V‘åË•s˜ðÝŒÁ—LŸ“—LD“IŒvá`æi“IÝ”õ Skipper wouldn't care. Plan or no, fancy equipment or no...
‘¼•s˜ð?‰ºŒZ’í he'd never leave a man behind.
“ß ‰ä‘z‰ä˜ì•s‰Â”\“s¬ˆ×Šéê@ ??? Well, I suppose we can't all be penguins, can we?
•s No.
’Aˆ½‹–?œäŠY›But maybe you should be.
˜Ò? Come on.
DEã‰‰ “¯Žu˜ì •R–ñ“™’˜‰ä˜ì? Showtime, everyone! Big smiles for the Big Apple!
ãã’˜ “ãN ?”c‰ä˜ìÌ¬‰ö•¨ “ß‘RŒã? Listen up, Doris! You turn us into freaks, and then what?
?”Fˆ×“ßžé˜ôl˜ìA˜ðˆ¤? You think that's gonna make everybody love you?
•s ’A‘¼˜ì‰}œ¦?˜ì No, but they'll despise you.
ŠÒ—L‰äŠm’è“ßžé‰ä˜ðœk‚‹»“I And I'm sure gonna love that.
d‘åV•· Ž¸çF“IŠéê@˜ì›ßãS”íQ“ž? Breaking news! The missing penguins have been found!
D—¹ ªŸ‰ä“I‹L? Okay. According to my notes,
ŠîˆöŒ¤‹†ŽÒšúŽ“ƒˆÛ–ïŽz?•zû®‰¶”ŽŽm genetic researcher Dr. Octavius Brine
›ßãSQ“ž—¹Šéê@•À has found the penguins and is
”c‘¼˜ì›æ“ž•R–ñ“Iàbringing them here to New York's Battery Park.
Šéê@˜ì‰ñ˜Ò—¹ šG ‰ä“I“V? ŠÅ The penguins are coming back! Oh, my gosh! Look!
‘S¢ŠE“IŠéê@ˆ¤DŽÒ˜ì àÈàÈ‰äQ“ž—¹Y›õ Penguin lovers of the world, guess who I found.
Šéê@ Šéê@ Penguins! Penguins!
”‡•À•sŠÈšd ’AŠÅ“žŠéê@˜ì“¾“žœä“¾“I‘Ò‹ö It wasn't easy, but seeing the penguins get what they deserve
”‡ˆêØ“s?“¾—¹ will make it all worthwhile.
”‡‘½›õŠï‰ö ‰äDŒƒ“®? What a weird thing to say! I'm so excited!
‰õ Do it.
˜V‘å ˜V‘å ˜V‘å šF ‰ÈŽzŠî Skipper! Skipper! Skipper! Rico! Kowalski!
D‘œ‰äŠÒ”\ãã“ž‘¼—p”÷Žã“Iãß‰¹ŒÄš^‰ä˜ì It's like I can still hear his little voice calling to us.
?˜ì“¾—£ŠJ”‡™Z ‰õ‘– You have to get out of there! Move!
g?—Lˆê“ª˜V…‹ “ß™Z "You have a great otter, there.
-?h -‘¼˜ðY›õ—v?g?h - Moo." - Why would he moo?
?ˆ×Y›õ–â‰ä ‰ä–”•s¥Ø’¹“IèË° What are you asking me for? I'm not Private's little ghost.
•s No!
?€”õD—¹? Are you ready?!
‘¾D—¹ Yeah!
‘¾D—¹ Yay...!
?˜ì“I Your new...
‘SVi‰»“I and improved...
Šéê@˜ì penguins!
Šéê@ Šéê@ Penguins! Penguins!
Y›õ Wha...?
šG l˜ìˆ¤?˜ì ‹Ž‹‹‘¼˜ìˆêŒÂ—i•ø? Oh, the people love you. Just go give them a hug.
•Êæ¨‘¼˜ì?? Don't let them touch you!
šG •s á¢¶Y›õ—¹ Ÿ“—LlÄŠìŸc?˜ì—¹ Oh, no. What's happening? Nobody likes you anymore?
D? ”‡žÙŽï˜a—VEË„„ŠJŽn ŠÅ”‡ Šéê@˜ì Well, the fun and games are just beginning. Watch this, penguins.
‰õ‹© E‹ÆÁ–ÅŠQå³š£‘à Somebody call... the exterminators!
ácE‹ÆÁ–ÅŠQå³š£‘à”c?˜ìS‘– ?˜ìA‰i‰“‰ñ•s˜Ò—¹ And when the exterminators take you away, you never come back.
šG eˆ¤“I Oh, dear.
šG •s šG •s šG •s ‰ä—v˜ôY›õ ‰ä—v˜ôY›õ Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. What do I do? What do I do?
?™Þ Crikey!
“ßA‰ß˜Ò? ?˜ì‘z‰ß‹Ž? ?˜ì‘zˆ¥?? Come on, then. You want to go? You want some argy-bargy?
˜R—¹ˆêÇ Missed one.
¡“V¥Œö‰€Å–_“Iˆê“V—¹ What a wonderful day in the park.
˜V‘å Skipper!
“™“™ Wait!
–’˜ ?Ý˜ôY›õ Hold on! What are you doing?!
˜V‘å Skipper!
•Ê‹h“ßŒÂ Don't eat that!
˜V‘å ãã’˜ ¥‰ä Ø’¹ Skipper, listen. It's me, Private.
‰ä›ßãS—LŒvŠc—¹ ’A‰äŽù—v?“I?–¾ ‰äŽù—v‰ä“I˜V‘å I've got a plan, but I need your help. I need my Skipper.
-Ø’¹ -›” ¥‰ä - Private? - Yes. That's it.
Ø’¹ ?ŠÒŠˆ’˜ Private, you're alive!
šG “V? Oh, God!
‰È—€ŽzŠî ?“¾—âèÎ Kowalski! You've got to get a grip!
‰ÈŽzŠî ˆÉˆ¡Ý^S? Kowalski, Eva is worried about you.
^“I? ??—¹Y›õ ?—LŸ“—L–¾Šm’n’ñ“ž‰ä“I–¼Žš She is? What did she say? Did she say my name specifically?
‰ä¥? —L —LŸ“—L—¬? I mean, were there... were there tears?
×ß ‰õ ‘i‰ä Details, come on, tell me!
Ø’¹ ?ŠÒŠˆ’˜ ‰ß˜Ò Private! You're alive. Come here.
”‡Š´æS—Lêy™ZŠï‰ö ’A‰äœkŠJS This feels a little awkward, but I'm happy.
šF ?“¾ãã‰ä˜ì? Rico! You need to listen to us.
‰äàÈ?–ç˜ð—Lˆêžé“I”½œä I guess you're kind of the same either way.
Ø’¹ Private!
¬S Heads up!
‰ä˜ì–”Œž“yd˜Ò—¹ ŒZ’í˜ì Looks like we're back in business, boys.
‰ä˜ì“I”C–±¥m‹~Šéê@ And our business is saving penguin-kind.
-’N—v‰Á“ü‰ä -ŽZ‰äˆêŒÂ - Who's with me? - Count me in.
-s“®? - Let's do this! - Boo-hah!
-–ë æ¨‰ä˜ì‘n‘¢˜aŠ´Žó—Í—Ê? - Yeah! - Let's create and feel momentum.
’·Š¯ ‰ä˜ì—v”‡žéâ‹‘½‹v Sir, how long do we stand here like this?
’¼“ž‰ä˜ì•s”\X“ûRˆ×Ž~ Until we've reached maximum coolness.
A¥”‡žé There it is.
-Œ»Ý‰ä˜ìŽù—v“I¥ˆêŒÂŒvá` -‰ä—LˆêŒÂ - Now all we need is a plan. - I've got one.
??—¹‘Õ•v“IŽËü You stole Dave's ray?
“ß? ‰ä‘z”@‰Ê‰ä˜ì”\?çzŽËü Well, I figured if we could reverse the ray,
‰ä˜ì”\”cŠ—LŠéê@“sÌ‰ñ³í we could turn everyone back to normal.
?çzŽËü Reverse the ray?
”‡‘¾‹@’q—¹ ’A¥ ”‡•s‰Â”\ That's brilliant! But... it's impossible!
ˆ×—¹?çzŽËü In order to reverse the ray,
‰ä˜ìŽù—v”c”ü“mä³ŒŒ´ we would need to replace the Medusa Serum
‘ÖŠ·¬?ˆêŽí–³“G‰Âˆ¤“I”\Œ¹ with a power source of almost immeasurable cuteness.
–³“G‰Âˆ¤ Immeasurable cuteness?
‰ä˜ì‹†èíŠYœƒ›õ“¾“ž“ßŽí–³“G‰Âˆ¤“I”\—Ê Where the heck are we supposed to get that?
•s “™“™ Ø’¹ ‰ä˜ì•s’m“¹“ßŠßˆÓ›”?—LY›õ‰e‹¿ No, wait. Private, no! We don't know what that will do to you!
-D? -ŽËü ‹Nì—p—¹ ‹Nì—p—¹ - All right! - The ray! It works! It works!
-Ø’¹ ?ŠÒD? -? - Private! Are you okay? - Yes!
››ŒÒ Žè ‘¼“I››ŒÒã—LˆêÇŽè Butt-hand! There's a hand attached to his butt.
“ß•s¥ ”V‘O•sÝ“ß™Z That was not... that was not there before.
-—£ŠJ“ß™Z ”‡¥–½—ß -ˆò‹–ˆ×R–½—ß - Get out of there! That's an order! - Permission to defy order.
-”‰ñˆò‹– -‰ä”‰ñ?“I”‰ñ - Permission denied! - Then I deny your denial.
”‡‘¾–`è¨—¹ Ø’¹ ›€“sæ¨?››››’·Žè—¹ It's too risky, Private. It already made you sprout a butt-hand!
‰ä’m“¹”‡ŽŸ”ñ‰ä•s‰Â—¹ I know it has to be me this time.
‰ä‘z?–ç’m“¹”‡ˆêêy And I think you know it, too.
‰ä¥”é–§•Ší I'm the secret weapon.
‰äD‚‹» I'm happy... and yet...
å«‘R‰ä•œ‹w—¹ ‰äæS“¾ now that I have my revenge, I feel...
D‹ó? AD‘œ‰äˆê’¼Žù—v“I¥ empty, as if what I needed all along was...
X‘½“I•ñ•œ Ž–›‰ã —…•o ›‰º˜Ò more revenge! In fact... Robin, write this down...
–¾“V‰ä˜ì‹Ž•ñ•œ¬? ‘RŒã¥¬‹ç ¬™\Žq ŒF? Tomorrow we move on to kittens! Then puppies, bunnies, pandas...
?—ä¢ ‘¼˜ì?—¹á¢ŽËŠí Charlize, they're on the ray!
ŠC—Ï ‰õ‹ŽS‘¼˜ì ˆÐ—õ›G §•ž‘¼˜ì Helen, hunt them down! William, hurt them.
ŠC—¡ Šˆ–„‘¼˜ì ‹x Œ†Ž Œ˜ŽçDé¦›¼ˆÊ Halle, bury them! Hugh, Jack, man the battle stations!
ŠM•¶ ã‹ã”? ‰ä˜ìŠÒ¥Žù—v“ßŒÂŸ—˜’`? Kevin, bake on! We're still gonna need that victory cake!
”‡ŽŸ‰ä˜ìˆê’è—vˆê?‘¦’† We're only gonna get one shot at this,
ŒZ’í˜ì ‰ä˜ì—vœƒ›õ™|—“ß±á‰ÔàÞ—ž‹… boys! How we doing on those snow globes?
•ªŒõ‹¾€”õŠ®•L ç¬Žž‘Ò–½ Beam splitter ready! Fire at will!
“®Žè ˜V‘å Do it, Skipper!
-Ÿ““d—¹ -Š®—¹ ˜V‘å - Dead batteries?! - Game over, Skipper!
•s No!
šF ‹Ž”ƒ“d’r ˜V‘å ‰È—€ŽzŠî Rico, batteries! Skipper! Kowalski!
?Z“ß±Í‹› ‰ä˜ìˆê’è—v¬Œ÷ Hold off those octopi! We're doing this now!
?ãã“ž—¹ Ž·s You heard Private! Deploy!
Ÿö‰ñ‹Ž ?˜ì”‡±…—¡˜Ò“IX”ª‰ö Get back, you aquatic savages!
Ý?Œã–Ê Ý?Óç² ˜Zêyà•ûŒü \“ñêy•ûŒü Behind you! Beside you! Six o'clock! Twelve o'clock!
-‘¼˜ì³œnŽl–Ê”ª•û‰ß˜Ò - They're coming from every direction!
-‘¼˜ì›‰Ý¥‘¾‘½—¹ - There's just too many of them!
-™õšG -?˜ì‰ñ˜Ò—¹ - Whoa. - You came back!
šG “ï‰ö?—v‰ñ“ªŠÅ”šày? Oh... that's why you look back at the explosion.
‰ä”\‘z‘œ I can dream...
“P‘ÞŒ^˜È—ñ Fallback positions!
—£Ø’¹‰“± Stay away from Private!
æî‰ä‘–? ‰È—€ŽzŠî Suck it up, Kowalski.
•s No!
Œ‹‘©—¹ ˜V‘å It's over, Skipper.
Œ‹‘©—¹ “ß‰Â^Šï‰ö “ßˆ×Y›õ Over? That's weird. Then why
šF?‹‹‰ä™_ßV“IAAŒ^“d’r? is Rico throwing me a fresh pair of double-A's?
-•s -ê¡TŠí - No! - The remote!
šF ŽÅŽmžŠ Rico! Dibble me!
¬Œ÷—¹ Ø’¹ It worked! Private!
•øŸ] ‹Ù‹}î‹µ ‘MŠJ ‰õ‘MŠJ ‰õ‘MŠJ Excuse me. Emergency. Coming through. Make a hole! Make a hole!
•Ê^S ?“IŽüš¡ Don't worry, a chrysalis is
³Œ`¬ˆê“¹–š ”‡”ñí³í just forming around you. That's perfectly normal.
Ø’¹ Private.
Y›õ Wha...?
Ø’¹ Private?
-šG ŠÅ“ß™Z DŸ†”h -?˜ìD - Oh! Look at that! Majestic. - Hello.
-Ø’¹ -šG ? - Private! - Oh! Hey!
-œƒ›õ—¹ ?Ý -‰äÝŠÅ - What's wrong? What are you... - Look out for the...
-‰ä¥•s¥ -ácSŠááË - Have I got something... - Cover your eyes.
-¥•s¥ -•Êçz“ª—¹ - Is there a... thing? - Don't turn your head.
“ß›õ ‰äŠÅã‹Žœƒ›õžé So... how do I look?
?ŠÅã‹ŽŠŠŒm‹É—¹ You're hideously disfigured
œk‰Â”\˜ð‘œ‹…ˆêžé”í’Ç‘ÅŠß˜M and will probably be hunted for sport.
-Y›õ Y›õ - What? - What?
‰ä˜ìœn”‡ê–ù‰õ“I–`è¨’† If there's anything we've learned
›from this delightful adventure... Kowalski...
ŠO–e•À•sd—v It's that looks don't matter.
d—v“I¥?˜ô—¹Y›õ It's what you do that counts.
???Š˜ô“I And look at what you did.
¥ ’·Š¯ Yes, sir...
?¥”‡ŒÂš£‘à—¡Å—LˆÓ‹`Å—L™J?“I¬ˆõ you are the most meaningful and valued member of this team.
˜ô“¾D Ø’¹ Way to go, Private!
Džé“I Attaboy!
Š²“I•Y—º Nicely done.
-Džé“I Ø’¹ ?˜ô“ž—¹ -‰ä˜ìˆÈ?ˆ×žÄ - Way to go, Private! You did it! - We're so proud of you!
-?‹~—¹‰ä˜ì -‰ä˜ìˆ¤? Ø’¹ - You saved us! - We love you, Private!
-¥? ‰ä˜ìˆ¤? -?˜ì”‡±Šéê@ - Yeah, we love you! - You the penguin!
f•Ä—‹ˆï Ramirez!
-‘Õ•v ‘Õ•v - Dave. - Dave!
Y›õ ”‡•s¥^“I? What? Are you kidding me?!
-‘Õ•v ŠÅŠÅ? -?æS“¾”‡AŠ®—¹ - Dave... look at you. - You think this is over?
-‰äË„„ŠJŽn - I'm just getting started.
‰ä³‘ÅŽZ -‰ä˜ìŠYœƒ›õ™|—‘¼ I'm about to... - What do we do with him now?
Œ»Ý‘ÅŠJ Open this right now!
‹‹? ›wŽq Here you go, kid.
“ Cool!
j?Q“žK•Ÿ ‘Õ•v I hope you find happiness, Dave.
‰ºá—¹ ‰ºá—¹ ‰ºá—¹ It's snowing! It's snowing! It's snowing!
‰ºá—¹ ‰ºá—¹ ‰ºá—¹ It's snowing! It's snowing! It's snowing...
D“I Œ»Ý ? Right, now, then...
-‰äœk“ïŠJŒû -¥‘z?gœŽ¿‘`é Çh? - this is difficult for me to say. - Is it "Osteoporosis"?
?ŽŠ­“¾Œûo‘ÅŠJ œŽ¿‘`é Ç You just got to lean into the vowel. Os-teo...
-•s •s - poro... - No! No.
‰ä‘z? ?˜ìŽlŒÂ¥‰äŒ©‰ßÅ‰p—E“I’Tˆõ I want to say... you four are the bravest agents I've ever known.
dêy¥ ‰ä”V‘OŠÅö?˜ì—¹ The point is... I was wrong about you,
ŠÒ—L‰äŠó–] ‰ä—L‹@˜ðœ\•â and I hope... there's some way I can make it right.
-‹‹‰ä˜ì•¬Ÿ†”w•ï? -‰ä˜ìœäŠYee - Give us jet packs. - We should kiss.
? ?„¥•s¥? Did... did you just say...
”‡Š´æS‘u•ð—¹ Well, that feels right!
‰ä‘z‰äXŠìŸc•¬Ÿ†”w•ï I think I'd actually prefer a jet pack, please.
‰ä‘z‰ä˜ìŠYããØ’¹“IŽåˆÓ I think we should go with Private's idea.
–ë Yeah!
‰È—€ŽzŠî Œ»ÝY›õî‹µ Kowalski! What's our trajectory?
•S•ª”V‹ã\ŒÜ“IŠô—¦’˜—¤Žž˜ð 95% certain this will end in massive...
‘å”šày flaming disaster!
-“ßŠÒ—L•S•ª”VŒÜ? -–³è‹Ù—v ’·Š¯ - And the other five percent? - Irrelevant, sir!
-•¬Ÿ†”w•ï‘¾–_—¹ -“¯ˆÓ - Jet packs are awesome! - Agreed!
’N?Šéê@•s”\”ò Who says penguins can't fly?
˜V‘å ?˜ì˜ð”c‰äÌ‰ñ³í“I ¥? Skipper, we are going to turn me back to normal, right?
ác‘R ”‡¥ác–±”V‹} Absolutely. First thing Monday.
-‰äÝ‰Îû‘Dã -‰ä‘z—vˆÂˆÂçä—¹ - I'm in a rocket ship! - I want to push the button.
-”c›€‹‹‰ä -? ¬? - Give me that! - Hey! Stealer!
-˜Ò? ‰ä€”õD—¹ -D “|ÉŽO‰º ˆê ŽO ‘–‹N - Let's do this! I'm ready! - Okay, on three. One, three, go.
‰ä‘ü‘z—ûKˆê‰º I'm just gonna do a little practice push.
D? ‰ä•s˜ðˆÂ‰º“I Okay, I'm not going to press it.
?Š²šv”‰ä“IŽè ? ŠÅ“ß™Z Why are you smacking my hand? Hey, look over there!
?ŽËG I'm a laser show.
Žéä»ˆÀ Julien!
Œ»Ý ‰ä˜ìˆ¤“I¬‰Âˆ¤Ø’¹‰ñ˜Ò—¹ ?¶ Now, that's the Private we know and love. High one!
-–³“G‰Âˆ¤ AÝ–Ê‘O -ŸcŒ}‰ñŸd - Immeasurable cuteness, right there! - Good to be back.
‰äŠ´æS‘œª–@Ž®’žŠ I feel like a French fry!
-‰äŸ“Ž– -”äˆÈ‘OX‰Âˆ¤—¹ - I'm okay! - And with cuteness to spare!
˜Ò? ¿?˜ìŠ…—â’W”t‹›` Come on! Frosty mugs of herring juice all around!
-Ø’¹”ƒšd -Y›õ - Private's buying. - What?
?’m“¹ ?›‰˜b You know, if I'm being honest,
‰äŠÒˆÈˆ×”\XŒƒîˆêêy? I expected a little more... pizzazz!
Ÿ“ö ”‡A—LŒƒî? Yes! Now, that's pizzazz!