1 00:00:57,514 --> 00:00:57,815 [ Police Radio Chatter ] 2 00:00:57,815 --> 00:00:59,646 [ Police Radio Chatter ] 3 00:00:59,750 --> 00:01:02,048 [ Man ] Get the truck in.! 4 00:01:02,152 --> 00:01:03,642 [ Chattering ] 5 00:01:03,754 --> 00:01:06,382 [ Man ] Damn it.! I said pull your men back. 6 00:01:06,490 --> 00:01:08,219 I don't want any more casualties. 7 00:01:08,325 --> 00:01:10,088 Get that news crew behind the line! 8 00:01:10,194 --> 00:01:12,958 - Sir! - I got men down. I got rumors flying. 9 00:01:13,063 --> 00:01:15,054 What the hell's going on down here? 10 00:01:15,165 --> 00:01:17,963 We tried the urban assault tank. SWAT tried the roof. 11 00:01:18,068 --> 00:01:20,263 The guys in there are pros, and, sir? 12 00:01:20,370 --> 00:01:23,305 - They say they've got a nuke. -Jesus! 13 00:01:23,407 --> 00:01:25,637 And I'm up for reelection. What are we gonna do? 14 00:01:25,742 --> 00:01:28,575 Don't worry. We've called in some pros of our own. 15 00:01:55,172 --> 00:01:56,764 Who the hell are those people? 16 00:02:13,357 --> 00:02:17,088 - Sheriff's department. - The Reno Sheriff's Department- 17 00:02:17,194 --> 00:02:22,655 the fiinest team of law enforcement offiicers ever assembled. 18 00:02:23,934 --> 00:02:25,993 But where the hell's your commanding offiicer? 19 00:02:26,103 --> 00:02:28,003 [ Motorcycle Approaching ] 20 00:02:40,450 --> 00:02:43,908 [ Groans ] Ow. Ow. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. 21 00:02:46,924 --> 00:02:48,983 All right, talk to me, people. What do we got? 22 00:02:49,092 --> 00:02:50,992 Thirty-fiive civilians on the 40th floor. 23 00:02:51,094 --> 00:02:54,086 Twenty-two Chechnyan separatists, heavily armed. 24 00:02:54,197 --> 00:02:57,530 They say they got a nuke, and I don't think they're just whistling ''Dixie.'' 25 00:02:57,634 --> 00:02:59,727 All right, people, here's how this is gonna go down. 26 00:02:59,836 --> 00:03:01,736 Jones, Garcia, head into the sewer system... 27 00:03:01,838 --> 00:03:04,170 breach the perimeter of that building and get that nuke... 28 00:03:04,274 --> 00:03:07,539 - before they flamb¨¦ half of Washoe County. - You got it, sir. 29 00:03:07,644 --> 00:03:10,112 Kimball,Johnson, take up sniper positions, so and so. 30 00:03:10,213 --> 00:03:13,444 - Got it. -Junior, I want you to shave Miss Acapulco... 31 00:03:13,550 --> 00:03:15,643 - and shave her good. - All over it, sir! 32 00:03:17,554 --> 00:03:18,953 [ Foam Hissing ] 33 00:03:19,056 --> 00:03:22,219 Wait, hold on, man. How comeJunior gets to shave Miss Acapulco... 34 00:03:22,326 --> 00:03:25,386 and I got to go down in the sewers? 35 00:03:28,465 --> 00:03:31,400 Why does he have to shave anybody? 36 00:03:31,501 --> 00:03:33,731 [ Tone ] 37 00:03:33,837 --> 00:03:35,737 [ Snorts ] 38 00:03:36,907 --> 00:03:39,842 Oh, wow. I just had the weirdest dream. 39 00:03:41,278 --> 00:03:43,872 - You know you're driving, right? - [ Screams ] 40 00:03:49,619 --> 00:03:51,519 Huh. Nobody in it. 41 00:03:51,688 --> 00:03:54,825 ~~~~[ Man Singing ] 42 00:03:54,825 --> 00:03:55,723 ~~~~[ Man Singing ] 43 00:04:04,334 --> 00:04:07,497 ~~~~[ Continues ] 44 00:04:27,357 --> 00:04:30,349 - [ Ringing ] - Is somebody gonna get that? 45 00:04:30,460 --> 00:04:34,191 ~~~~[ Continues ] 46 00:04:39,269 --> 00:04:41,294 [ Straining ] Damn it! 47 00:04:43,407 --> 00:04:45,466 ~~~~[ Continues ] 48 00:04:52,516 --> 00:04:54,484 ~~~~[ Fades Out ] 49 00:04:54,584 --> 00:04:57,917 [ Williams ] My favorite thing about being a cop- 50 00:04:58,021 --> 00:05:00,581 I love it when that perp get all scared of you. 51 00:05:00,690 --> 00:05:02,590 You draw down on 'em. They get all scared. 52 00:05:02,692 --> 00:05:05,092 ''Oh, she about to kill me. Don't kill me. Don't kill me.'' 53 00:05:05,195 --> 00:05:07,129 [ Laughs ] I love that. 54 00:05:07,230 --> 00:05:09,323 I became a cop because... 55 00:05:09,433 --> 00:05:11,458 my doctors thought it would be a good idea... 56 00:05:11,568 --> 00:05:13,934 for me to get out of the house. 57 00:05:14,037 --> 00:05:18,098 I feel like I bring a real, uh, joie de vivre to law enforcement. 58 00:05:18,208 --> 00:05:20,642 For example, my uniform, uh- 59 00:05:20,744 --> 00:05:22,939 I don't wear the regulation uniform. I- 60 00:05:23,046 --> 00:05:26,504 I wear these, uh, shorts. [ Clears Throat ] 61 00:05:26,616 --> 00:05:29,483 And I actually had to lobby the sheriff's department to get to wear these. 62 00:05:29,586 --> 00:05:32,350 Uh, but my argument was, hey, I'm out there on the streets. 63 00:05:32,456 --> 00:05:34,890 I gotta be able to move like a cheetah, you know. 64 00:05:34,991 --> 00:05:37,824 A law enforcement cheetah. 65 00:05:37,928 --> 00:05:40,795 Let's go! Let's go! Let's move! Move! Move! 66 00:05:40,897 --> 00:05:43,627 We got ourselves a 8-1 4- armed person on a roof. 67 00:05:43,733 --> 00:05:46,133 I'll tell you right now, this is it. This is go time. 68 00:05:46,236 --> 00:05:48,796 This is what working for the Reno Sheriff's Department is all about. 69 00:05:48,905 --> 00:05:50,930 - Let's do it, people. Move! - [ Siren Whirring ] 70 00:05:52,576 --> 00:05:54,510 - We got a situation here, Dangle. - We got a chicken. 71 00:05:54,611 --> 00:05:56,078 - What? - Chicken situation. 72 00:05:56,179 --> 00:05:59,376 - That's not an 8-1 4.! - We got it-We got it wrong. 73 00:05:59,483 --> 00:06:01,508 - Who called in the 8-1 4? - I did. 74 00:06:01,618 --> 00:06:04,917 -Just chase him into the jacket, and I'll carry him. - What's an 8-1 4? 75 00:06:05,021 --> 00:06:07,387 - Armed person on a roof. - Well- 76 00:06:07,491 --> 00:06:10,517 - I thought a 8-1 4 was arson. - No, armed person on a roof. 77 00:06:10,627 --> 00:06:12,925 - No, no, no, no. - Okay, okay, okay. 78 00:06:13,029 --> 00:06:15,293 [ Clamoring ] 79 00:06:15,398 --> 00:06:17,730 - Stop, chicken! Stop! - [ Gunfiire ] 80 00:06:17,834 --> 00:06:19,233 - Ah, shit.! - Look out.! 81 00:06:19,336 --> 00:06:22,328 - [ All Ululating ] - I got it. I got him. 82 00:06:22,439 --> 00:06:24,407 - Oh, shit. - Whoa! 83 00:06:24,508 --> 00:06:27,068 [ Williams ] Get it.! Get it.! Get it.! Get it.! Get it.! 84 00:06:27,177 --> 00:06:29,372 - Chicken! - [ Shouting ] 85 00:06:29,479 --> 00:06:31,413 - No, no! - I'm just knocking him out, that's all. 86 00:06:31,515 --> 00:06:34,177 - Maybe he'll hold still. We can beat him to death. - Ready? 87 00:06:34,284 --> 00:06:36,548 Ow! Shit! Whoa! 88 00:06:36,653 --> 00:06:38,621 Can we all shoot at the same time? 89 00:06:38,722 --> 00:06:40,246 You point and you shoot. Goddamn. 90 00:06:40,357 --> 00:06:42,348 - Let's shoot at the same time? - Shoot at the same time. 91 00:06:42,459 --> 00:06:44,518 Okay. That's the only thing that sort of makes sense. 92 00:06:44,628 --> 00:06:46,653 - One. - No, I got Dangle's gun. Mine's out too. 93 00:06:46,763 --> 00:06:49,755 - Is yours out? - Two-And then that way, we- we'll never know who did it. 94 00:06:49,866 --> 00:06:51,800 Don't start a count and then stop. 95 00:06:51,902 --> 00:06:53,494 - Oh, sorry. - Yeah, it's like a execution. Nice. 96 00:06:53,603 --> 00:06:54,592 One- 97 00:06:54,704 --> 00:06:56,934 - Sorry. My bad. - [ Dangle ] What the fuck? 98 00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:58,940 One, two- 99 00:06:59,042 --> 00:07:00,509 - What? I didn't know- - Okay, on- 100 00:07:00,610 --> 00:07:02,669 - Okay, on- - Ah! 101 00:07:02,779 --> 00:07:05,543 - What? - I'm out. - Am I out? 102 00:07:05,649 --> 00:07:08,277 Oh, I wasn't out. Sorry. I thought I was out! 103 00:07:08,385 --> 00:07:10,683 - They fit that little midget guy. - Aw, he's shittin'. 104 00:07:10,787 --> 00:07:13,449 - Should I call the newspaper and have 'em come take our picture? - No! 105 00:07:13,557 --> 00:07:15,047 You do one on both legs. 106 00:07:15,158 --> 00:07:17,490 I have applied, uh... 107 00:07:17,594 --> 00:07:19,528 nine times... 108 00:07:19,629 --> 00:07:21,893 to the Aspen Sheriff's Department. 109 00:07:21,998 --> 00:07:26,594 Um, I'll tell you this in- in, uh, the utmost secrecy. 110 00:07:26,703 --> 00:07:29,570 I-I just don't think I can do it in this town anymore. 111 00:07:29,673 --> 00:07:32,836 You know, Reno's really a lot like Mayberry on the TV... 112 00:07:32,943 --> 00:07:36,504 except that everybody's on crystal meth and prostitution's legal. 113 00:07:36,613 --> 00:07:39,411 - [ Banging ] - Fuck you! 114 00:07:39,583 --> 00:07:42,643 - Ah, morning, gang. - Morning. 115 00:07:42,752 --> 00:07:45,550 So, the trustees were up in the ducts all weekend... 116 00:07:45,655 --> 00:07:49,785 and there should not be... too many more squirrels up in there. 117 00:07:49,893 --> 00:07:53,590 So that sound that we were all hearing should, uh- should be gone. 118 00:07:53,697 --> 00:07:55,995 - [ Squeaking ] - I hear it. - No. 119 00:07:57,567 --> 00:08:00,331 - I knew they didn't get all of'em. - Want me to get it,Jim? 120 00:08:00,437 --> 00:08:02,905 No more shooting in here. Have we not been over that? 121 00:08:03,006 --> 00:08:05,634 - Yes. No, we have. - We don't shoot in here ever, right? 122 00:08:05,742 --> 00:08:08,267 When do we shoot? When is it okay to shoot in the building? 123 00:08:08,378 --> 00:08:10,471 Never. 124 00:08:10,580 --> 00:08:12,104 - Hey! - Hmm? 125 00:08:12,215 --> 00:08:17,346 Guess what, guys? We... have... been invited... 126 00:08:17,454 --> 00:08:19,945 to the American Police Convention in Miami Beach! 127 00:08:20,056 --> 00:08:22,354 - Oh! - Oh! 128 00:08:22,459 --> 00:08:24,017 - Is this a joke? - What? 129 00:08:24,127 --> 00:08:25,594 ~~ [ Singing ] 130 00:08:25,695 --> 00:08:28,823 - Three days of fun in the sun. - Why did they invite us? 131 00:08:28,932 --> 00:08:31,992 They invited us this year... because... 132 00:08:32,102 --> 00:08:34,002 they invited everybody. 133 00:08:34,104 --> 00:08:37,665 - I'll take it. - So they had to invite us by default. Yes! 134 00:08:37,774 --> 00:08:39,708 [ Whooping ] Group hugs. Group hugs. 135 00:08:39,809 --> 00:08:42,539 - I'm gonna pass out. - We get to stay in a hotel and everything? 136 00:08:42,646 --> 00:08:46,810 - Yeah. - We do get to fly fiirst class, right? 137 00:08:46,916 --> 00:08:48,713 - [ Laughs ] - Come on. 138 00:08:48,818 --> 00:08:50,718 [ Williams ] Flyin'in style.! 139 00:08:50,820 --> 00:08:54,551 We, um- We are not flying- 140 00:08:58,962 --> 00:09:01,522 ~~~~[ Man Singing In Spanish ] 141 00:09:07,103 --> 00:09:09,003 I'm pooping. 142 00:09:11,174 --> 00:09:13,199 - [ Screams ] - Aah! 143 00:09:13,310 --> 00:09:15,801 - Oh, Christ, I was dreaming. - Why was your hand on my dick? 144 00:09:15,912 --> 00:09:18,642 I was dreaming that I was driving, uh, in the Indy 500. 145 00:09:18,748 --> 00:09:20,306 Oh, God! Oh! 146 00:09:20,417 --> 00:09:22,351 ~~~~[ Continues ] 147 00:09:58,888 --> 00:10:01,049 ~~~~[ Fades ] 148 00:10:03,193 --> 00:10:05,855 - Can we go look at the guns? - Yes, go look at the guns. 149 00:10:05,962 --> 00:10:08,954 I'm gonna get our passes. Let's all regroup here in 90 seconds. 150 00:10:09,065 --> 00:10:10,794 Oh, my God. 151 00:10:10,900 --> 00:10:12,834 That's the Aspen Sheriff's Department. 152 00:10:16,339 --> 00:10:18,239 Sheriff Wagner. 153 00:10:21,845 --> 00:10:24,245 - Wrong bar, buddy. - No, no, s- No, sir. Uh, I apologize. 154 00:10:24,347 --> 00:10:26,247 I'm in my, uh, civilian rig. 155 00:10:26,349 --> 00:10:28,613 - You probably remember me from your- - Name? 156 00:10:28,718 --> 00:10:31,380 Dangle. Lieutenant, uh, uh,Jim- uh,James Ron Dangle. 157 00:10:31,488 --> 00:10:35,549 Uh, I sent you my r¨¦sum¨¦ and-and some stats and a couple of letters of recommendation. 158 00:10:35,658 --> 00:10:39,287 - Yeah. - And, um, about eight or maybe even nine times actually. 159 00:10:39,396 --> 00:10:42,229 - There were nine. - Yeah. And you didn't get 'em, I guess. 160 00:10:42,332 --> 00:10:45,563 We got 'em. Uh, we pass 'em around. 161 00:10:45,668 --> 00:10:48,228 - We have a pretty good laugh. - [ Chuckling ] 162 00:10:48,338 --> 00:10:52,240 I didn't believe you were real. Here he is, guys. 163 00:10:52,342 --> 00:10:55,778 This Dangle thing, I swear to gosh- We thought it was a joke. 164 00:10:55,879 --> 00:10:58,746 - I haven't seen one thing- - Mm-hmm. 165 00:10:58,848 --> 00:11:00,748 - in your fiile- - Sure. 166 00:11:00,850 --> 00:11:04,513 that would indicate... our want of you. 167 00:11:04,621 --> 00:11:07,818 So, thanks. No, thanks. 168 00:11:07,924 --> 00:11:10,222 - I'd love to change your mind on that. - No, thanks. 169 00:11:10,326 --> 00:11:11,793 Just want to press the- Okay. 170 00:11:11,895 --> 00:11:14,455 Hi. Yeah, could you step away from the helicopter, please? 171 00:11:14,564 --> 00:11:16,964 Yeah, ma'am, I was just explaining how I used to fly these... 172 00:11:17,066 --> 00:11:20,695 - during the Marine Corps back in '82, '85. - Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. 173 00:11:20,804 --> 00:11:22,704 Is there someone above you? You, can I talk to you? 174 00:11:22,806 --> 00:11:24,535 - There's, um- Is there yelling? - Who are you? 175 00:11:24,641 --> 00:11:27,610 Hi, I'm, uh, Deputy Assistant MayorJeff Spoder. 176 00:11:27,710 --> 00:11:30,406 - And you're- - Hi. LieutenantJim Dangle, Reno Sheriff's Department. 177 00:11:30,513 --> 00:11:32,981 - Lieutenant Jim Dangle, Reno Sheriff's Department. - Is his name in the system? 178 00:11:33,082 --> 00:11:35,277 I did it several times. He is not in the system. 179 00:11:35,385 --> 00:11:37,979 - Trudy did the reservations, right? - I will do it again. 180 00:11:38,087 --> 00:11:40,351 - You did a name and city search? - Or not. 181 00:11:40,457 --> 00:11:42,425 - There's no Reno. - There is a Reno. 182 00:11:42,525 --> 00:11:45,460 - I am aware that there's a Reno. - We have an airport. 183 00:11:45,562 --> 00:11:48,497 - Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! - Get him! 184 00:11:48,598 --> 00:11:50,225 - Here we go. - Go and do it, Trudy. 185 00:11:52,435 --> 00:11:54,335 What the fuck? 186 00:11:54,437 --> 00:11:56,701 - I don't like yelling, okay? - If you won't give us our laminates... 187 00:11:56,806 --> 00:11:59,775 - can we have at least, please, our hotel room keys? - We ain't got no place to stay. 188 00:11:59,876 --> 00:12:01,707 - We've been on a bus for days. - There's no- 189 00:12:01,811 --> 00:12:04,075 - You're not in there for hotel rooms. Sorry. - Hotel room keys... 190 00:12:04,180 --> 00:12:06,978 are with the registration packets, the brochures and the laminates. 191 00:12:07,083 --> 00:12:08,983 And give us all of those right now, please. 192 00:12:09,085 --> 00:12:11,315 You can't have them because you're not in my system. 193 00:12:11,421 --> 00:12:13,355 - What are we gonna do? - You know what? 194 00:12:13,456 --> 00:12:15,856 I'll tell you what we're gonna do. We don't need these guys. 195 00:12:15,959 --> 00:12:17,859 - No, we don't. - No. - Fuck 'em. 196 00:12:17,961 --> 00:12:20,054 - We have each other. - Well, that wasn't- 197 00:12:20,163 --> 00:12:22,358 - That's not-That's not better. - No, what I meant is... 198 00:12:22,465 --> 00:12:24,763 we'll go someplace even nicer- That's what we'll do. 199 00:12:24,868 --> 00:12:27,302 [ Car Alarm Blaring ] 200 00:12:27,403 --> 00:12:29,928 - [ Gunfire ] - [ Woman Screams ] 201 00:12:31,241 --> 00:12:34,836 Hola. Schei?e.! 202 00:12:34,944 --> 00:12:37,572 - Hi. - Hello. 203 00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:40,911 - How are you? - Hello. Good. 204 00:12:41,017 --> 00:12:43,076 How are you? Welcome to International Inn. 205 00:12:43,186 --> 00:12:45,154 How many of them are you for my rooms? 206 00:12:45,255 --> 00:12:47,189 Uh, there's eight of us for your rooms. 207 00:12:47,290 --> 00:12:50,088 Eight. How- How many rooms do you need? One? 208 00:12:50,193 --> 00:12:52,525 - Uh, we would prefer eight. - [Junior ] Eight. 209 00:12:52,629 --> 00:12:54,392 Let's go see the entire hotel, shall we? 210 00:12:54,497 --> 00:12:56,260 - I'll take you on a quick tour. - Well- 211 00:12:56,366 --> 00:12:58,357 Then you can all get back to your suck fest. 212 00:12:58,468 --> 00:13:01,198 Uh, A: we're not here for a suck fest, we're here for the convention. 213 00:13:01,304 --> 00:13:04,398 - There's been a little mix-up, which is why- - Okay, I like convention ''toos.'' 214 00:13:04,507 --> 00:13:06,873 - Okay. - Look at me. I'm in a convention. 215 00:13:06,976 --> 00:13:10,207 A fucking suck fest convention here at International Inn. 216 00:13:10,313 --> 00:13:15,478 Hey, assholes. More assholes for your big suck fest tonight. 217 00:13:16,786 --> 00:13:19,414 How's the suck fest going, assholes? 218 00:13:19,522 --> 00:13:22,218 You know the suck fest in here? [ Laughs ] 219 00:13:22,325 --> 00:13:25,852 - How many rooms do you have, Glen? - I have- 220 00:13:25,962 --> 00:13:28,430 - I have- uh, six rooms. -Just give us what you have. 221 00:13:28,531 --> 00:13:31,091 - Can we have the keys to those? - You can have keys to six rooms. 222 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:33,532 - Okay, gang, and we'll- - This matches. Grab that one there. 223 00:13:33,636 --> 00:13:36,127 - That's it. - No, hey. Hey. Hey. 224 00:13:36,239 --> 00:13:37,763 What are you doin'? 225 00:13:37,874 --> 00:13:40,672 This motel is like- 226 00:13:40,777 --> 00:13:45,009 It's like the kind of place you'd come to if you wanted to get... 227 00:13:45,114 --> 00:13:47,582 a good old-fashioned rapin'... 228 00:13:47,684 --> 00:13:50,915 or a down-home murder. 229 00:13:51,020 --> 00:13:54,148 Okay, gang, I know we didn't get in. 230 00:13:54,257 --> 00:13:56,657 - Yeah. - I know we're not stayin' at the nicest place in town. 231 00:13:56,759 --> 00:13:59,250 But goddamn it, we're in Miami, people. 232 00:13:59,362 --> 00:14:02,798 - We're in ''Mee-ami.'' - It's true. 233 00:14:02,899 --> 00:14:06,357 This city's got hot Latin flavor up to its nuts. 234 00:14:06,469 --> 00:14:09,097 Goddamn it. Let's go paint this town red. Let's do it, huh? 235 00:14:19,816 --> 00:14:22,683 - [ Car Alarm Blaring ] - [ Man ] Hey, bitch,you shut that kid up, okay? 236 00:14:28,391 --> 00:14:30,291 Thanks for drivin', man. 237 00:14:30,393 --> 00:14:32,520 [ Man ] No problem. 238 00:14:33,930 --> 00:14:35,989 Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. [ Clicks Tongue ] 239 00:14:36,099 --> 00:14:37,999 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 240 00:14:40,837 --> 00:14:42,896 [ Keys Hitting Ground ] 241 00:14:49,245 --> 00:14:51,042 Take the night off,Joe. 242 00:14:53,082 --> 00:14:55,073 Need some assistance there, ma'am? 243 00:14:55,184 --> 00:14:57,675 - [ Screams ] - [ Groans ] 244 00:15:00,156 --> 00:15:04,058 ~~ [ Singing, Indistinct ] 245 00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:13,534 - Hey, Clemmy. -Jimbo. 246 00:15:13,636 --> 00:15:15,866 - How ya doin'? - [ Laughs ] 247 00:15:15,972 --> 00:15:19,567 I'm so tired. I just feel like we've been here for years and years and years already. 248 00:15:19,676 --> 00:15:21,769 Oh. Well. 249 00:15:21,878 --> 00:15:24,244 - Let's go take- - I need to get some smokes. 250 00:15:24,347 --> 00:15:26,542 Oh, okay. All right. Okay. 251 00:15:26,649 --> 00:15:28,742 Good night. 252 00:15:28,851 --> 00:15:30,785 [ Garcia ] Damn. 253 00:15:35,124 --> 00:15:37,285 Hey, bro, check it out. Candy underpants. 254 00:15:37,393 --> 00:15:40,453 [ Laughs ] It's a goof.Just a goof. 255 00:15:45,168 --> 00:15:47,068 [ Yawns ] 256 00:15:48,137 --> 00:15:50,128 Hey,Jim. 257 00:15:50,239 --> 00:15:53,174 You want to be a doll and help me lube up my sunburn? 258 00:15:54,711 --> 00:15:57,839 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! [ Retching ] 259 00:15:57,947 --> 00:16:02,748 Stop right there and take it all in. 260 00:16:02,852 --> 00:16:05,320 I got some liquor. I got some ice. 261 00:16:05,421 --> 00:16:07,321 - I'm not feelin' well, baby. - Come here. Come here. 262 00:16:07,423 --> 00:16:09,323 - Come here. - No, Ray-Ray, I'm- I'm- [ Coughing ] 263 00:16:09,425 --> 00:16:11,552 I'm coming down with something. 264 00:16:11,661 --> 00:16:13,561 Please? 265 00:16:14,997 --> 00:16:19,559 [ Groans ] Ooh, that pisses me off. That pisses me off. 266 00:16:19,669 --> 00:16:21,569 - Hey, Ray. - Shut up. 267 00:16:21,671 --> 00:16:26,165 - Oh! Oh, hey, I'm sorry. - Stop pushing up on me. 268 00:16:26,275 --> 00:16:29,938 I don't appreciate you insinuating all the time that I am some lesbian. 269 00:16:30,046 --> 00:16:33,345 - I'm sorry. - Thank you for apologizing. 270 00:16:33,449 --> 00:16:37,909 This is, uh-This is Trill. This is my friend, Sugar. 271 00:16:38,020 --> 00:16:40,921 We're gonna go play a little ball, aren't we? 272 00:16:41,023 --> 00:16:42,923 We'll see you later. 273 00:16:43,025 --> 00:16:45,755 Come on, ladies. 274 00:16:45,862 --> 00:16:48,057 - [Jones ] Oh.! - [Johnson Laughs ] 275 00:16:48,164 --> 00:16:50,928 - What's up, girl? - Mr.Jones, huh? 276 00:16:51,033 --> 00:16:53,092 - Yeah. Yes. - Mr.Jones. 277 00:16:53,202 --> 00:16:55,830 Why don't you come give me some sugar? 278 00:16:55,938 --> 00:16:58,429 - Speaking of bushes- - Whoa! 279 00:16:58,541 --> 00:17:00,566 I don't know where there's one there. 280 00:17:00,676 --> 00:17:02,837 Get one of these, uh- Get one of them. 281 00:17:02,945 --> 00:17:05,209 - Huh? Get in a bush and- - No, I- I'm- 282 00:17:05,314 --> 00:17:07,214 I don't know about that. 283 00:17:07,316 --> 00:17:09,216 - Oh. - [ Clears Throat ] 284 00:17:09,318 --> 00:17:12,754 [ Coughing ] I'm so sick. 285 00:17:12,855 --> 00:17:14,823 [ Coughing Continues ] 286 00:17:39,649 --> 00:17:41,549 Come on. Come on! 287 00:17:41,651 --> 00:17:43,642 Oh, my God! Oh! Oh! 288 00:17:45,254 --> 00:17:47,916 It ain't what it looks like.! It ain't what it looks like.! 289 00:17:48,024 --> 00:17:49,992 Be gentle. Geez! 290 00:17:52,128 --> 00:17:53,686 Oh, my God- 291 00:17:53,796 --> 00:17:55,696 - Hey,Jonesy.! - Oh- 292 00:17:55,798 --> 00:17:57,698 [ Screaming ] 293 00:18:03,773 --> 00:18:05,900 [ Screaming ] 294 00:18:13,012 --> 00:18:15,537 [ TV:Man Speaking Spanish ] 295 00:18:35,401 --> 00:18:37,631 Open up. I don't have a key to this door. 296 00:18:39,338 --> 00:18:41,306 It's open. 297 00:18:44,744 --> 00:18:46,644 - Oh, my God. Are you okay? - Oh! 298 00:18:46,746 --> 00:18:49,078 I'm in love. 299 00:18:49,181 --> 00:18:52,878 - Congratulations. - Um, you have a- a bandage on your teat. 300 00:18:52,985 --> 00:18:55,920 - For real. Like for real. - [ Chuckles ] 301 00:18:56,021 --> 00:18:59,422 - A love bandage. - No, like a Ace bandage. 302 00:18:59,525 --> 00:19:01,425 - Yeah, an Ace bandage on your- - On your boob. 303 00:19:01,527 --> 00:19:06,191 Oh, my Go- If I have been stabbed, I am gonna be so pissed! 304 00:19:07,767 --> 00:19:10,759 - Stop the room. Stop the room from moving, please. - Hold on. Hold on. 305 00:19:10,870 --> 00:19:14,829 Hold on. Hold on. You have something on your boob for real. No joke. 306 00:19:19,044 --> 00:19:21,569 [ Gasps ] That's him! 307 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:23,944 - Oh! That's him. - Huh? 308 00:19:24,049 --> 00:19:25,983 - That's him. - Who? 309 00:19:26,085 --> 00:19:29,646 This is the man that's been making sweet, dirty love to me all night long. 310 00:19:29,755 --> 00:19:32,451 Kinda looks like Richard Petty, the NASCAR guy. 311 00:19:32,558 --> 00:19:34,958 - Yeah. You've been making love with Richard Petty? - I don't know.! 312 00:19:35,060 --> 00:19:36,960 I love him. 313 00:19:37,062 --> 00:19:38,962 I have to fiind who this is. 314 00:19:39,064 --> 00:19:41,089 - Well, no, we gotta go- - I have to fiind who this is. 315 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,191 No, we gotta go back to the convention center, guys. 316 00:19:43,302 --> 00:19:45,736 No, you have to go buy me some cranberry juice... 317 00:19:45,838 --> 00:19:48,033 'cause it's gonna be one of those days, I'll tell you. 318 00:19:48,140 --> 00:19:51,439 - Oh, no. Yeast infection time. - I'll tell you. 319 00:19:51,544 --> 00:19:55,036 [ Siren Blaring ] 320 00:19:55,147 --> 00:19:58,082 - [ Police Radio Chatter ] - [ Man ] I'm gonna break this down for you one time. 321 00:19:58,184 --> 00:20:01,620 - This looks bad. - We have a bioterrorism attack here. 322 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:05,053 - Holy fuck. - They were infected with a toxin to which we have no antidote. 323 00:20:05,157 --> 00:20:08,684 It is not identified. Do we have any government offiicials here... 324 00:20:08,794 --> 00:20:11,024 - from Miami- - I'm the assistant, uh, deputy mayor. 325 00:20:11,130 --> 00:20:13,030 Jeff Spoder. 326 00:20:13,132 --> 00:20:16,898 Right. What we need is someone who is high-ranking in the Miami Beach government. 327 00:20:17,002 --> 00:20:19,527 They're all- Everyone above me, um, is- 328 00:20:19,638 --> 00:20:21,572 is stuck in the convention center right now. 329 00:20:21,674 --> 00:20:24,973 You quarantined them in there, so I'm the acting, uh- 330 00:20:25,077 --> 00:20:26,977 I'm actually- I'm acting mayor right now. 331 00:20:27,079 --> 00:20:30,242 All right, this is Acting MayorJeff Spoder. 332 00:20:30,349 --> 00:20:32,909 If you need any offiice supplies, get some copies made... 333 00:20:33,018 --> 00:20:35,350 a stapler, it's this guy. 334 00:20:35,454 --> 00:20:38,821 I-I'd like to coordinate with your, um, team to a-assess and handle the- 335 00:20:38,924 --> 00:20:41,916 I'd love to know where you are at all times so I can avoid you. 336 00:20:42,027 --> 00:20:43,927 That would be helpful. Now- 337 00:20:44,029 --> 00:20:47,226 We have an infectious contamination in this building. 338 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:51,736 We have quarantined it. We have plus or minus 2,000 law enforcement offiicers... 339 00:20:51,837 --> 00:20:55,364 from all over this great United States of America in there. 340 00:20:55,474 --> 00:20:58,136 - 2,1 30. - Do we have any police offiicers at all... 341 00:20:58,244 --> 00:21:01,338 outside the confiines of this building? 342 00:21:03,516 --> 00:21:06,314 Step up. Highest ranking offiicer. 343 00:21:08,654 --> 00:21:10,622 Anybody? 344 00:21:13,926 --> 00:21:17,521 Jesus Christ. You're in charge? 345 00:21:17,630 --> 00:21:20,690 Sir, yes, sir. Wh-What are- What are ya-What's going on? 346 00:21:20,799 --> 00:21:24,758 All right, right now we got the entire Miami Beach police force in there. 347 00:21:24,870 --> 00:21:27,634 - Check. - That means that these streets right now are unpatrolled. 348 00:21:27,740 --> 00:21:30,004 I need every one of you out there... 349 00:21:30,109 --> 00:21:33,044 answering 91 1 calls, patrolling the streets. 350 00:21:33,145 --> 00:21:36,137 Department of Homeland Security is gonna be maintaining the perimeter. 351 00:21:36,248 --> 00:21:39,547 There is no police force of any kind outside the building? 352 00:21:39,652 --> 00:21:41,745 How the hell have you not picked this up yet? 353 00:21:41,854 --> 00:21:43,879 - Go out there, patrol the streets. - Right. 354 00:21:43,989 --> 00:21:47,982 You're the only thing standing between complete chaos and order. 355 00:21:48,093 --> 00:21:49,993 Check! We're on it! 356 00:21:50,095 --> 00:21:52,290 The Reno Sheriff's Department at your service, sir! 357 00:21:52,398 --> 00:21:54,025 - Where's the, uh- - Can we have a map? 358 00:21:54,133 --> 00:21:56,067 - Where's the police station? - Where are we supposed to go? 359 00:21:56,168 --> 00:21:58,102 [ Siren Whirs Down ] 360 00:22:03,409 --> 00:22:05,775 It's all right. It's all right. I'm here. 361 00:22:05,878 --> 00:22:07,778 - Rogers? - That's me. 362 00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:09,780 [ Sighs ] 363 00:22:11,383 --> 00:22:13,317 Holy shit! 364 00:22:16,388 --> 00:22:18,515 Rick Smith, SWAT. 365 00:22:18,624 --> 00:22:23,584 They call me "The Condor. '" 366 00:22:23,696 --> 00:22:27,291 I'm sorry I'm late to the barbecue. I was on a mission when I got the call. 367 00:22:27,399 --> 00:22:29,162 Let me ask you a question, people. 368 00:22:29,268 --> 00:22:32,931 What's the difference between bravery and courage? 369 00:22:33,038 --> 00:22:37,998 - Oh, I know. Bravery is something that you do. - [ Dangle ] Shh. Shh. 370 00:22:38,110 --> 00:22:40,977 Cour- Sorry. 371 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:44,140 Bravery is when you do something dangerous... 372 00:22:44,249 --> 00:22:46,513 and you're not even scared. 373 00:22:46,619 --> 00:22:50,612 Courage is when you're smart enough to know... 374 00:22:50,723 --> 00:22:55,683 you should be scared, but you do it anyway. 375 00:22:55,794 --> 00:22:57,421 Oh. [ Laughs ] 376 00:22:58,464 --> 00:23:00,955 You will not fail. 377 00:23:01,066 --> 00:23:04,058 I will not allow you to fail. 378 00:23:04,169 --> 00:23:08,196 Under my watch, I will not allow you to fail. 379 00:23:08,307 --> 00:23:12,641 As God as my witness, we will not fail. 380 00:23:12,745 --> 00:23:14,645 Are you with me? 381 00:23:14,747 --> 00:23:16,647 Uh- 382 00:23:16,749 --> 00:23:18,717 - Are you with me? - Is that- 383 00:23:18,817 --> 00:23:22,719 It's okay. I know what I'm doing. I know the thing is out of the thing. 384 00:23:22,821 --> 00:23:25,381 This can come out. This stays like this. 385 00:23:25,491 --> 00:23:26,583 - Okay. - Are you with me? 386 00:23:26,692 --> 00:23:28,990 - Yes! - Are you with me? 387 00:23:29,094 --> 00:23:31,426 - Yes! - How- Okay, the thing. Okay that came out now for real. 388 00:23:31,530 --> 00:23:33,361 Wait. Wait. Wait. 389 00:23:33,465 --> 00:23:36,366 No, it's okay. I got 1 0 seconds with these sons of bitches. 390 00:23:36,468 --> 00:23:38,026 - I got 'em. - Wait a second. 391 00:23:38,137 --> 00:23:39,502 - [ Clamoring ] - Oh, fuck. 392 00:23:42,041 --> 00:23:45,033 Oh, man! That's how blood splatters. 393 00:23:48,013 --> 00:23:51,414 Um, so does that mean we're back in charge? 394 00:23:52,551 --> 00:23:54,519 Yeah. 395 00:23:56,221 --> 00:23:57,745 [ Man ] I scheduled a big Friday meeting. 396 00:24:22,414 --> 00:24:24,939 [ Gasping ] 397 00:24:32,524 --> 00:24:34,515 - [ Whistles ] - Wow. 398 00:24:48,507 --> 00:24:50,407 [ Phone Rings ] 399 00:24:57,015 --> 00:25:00,542 - 91 1 - - [ Ringing Continues ] 400 00:25:02,955 --> 00:25:05,583 Sheriff's department. 401 00:25:05,691 --> 00:25:07,955 Hello- Hello? 402 00:25:08,060 --> 00:25:09,527 - Sheriff's department. - Sheriff's department. 403 00:25:09,628 --> 00:25:11,528 - Sheriff's department. - Sheriff's department. 404 00:25:11,630 --> 00:25:13,928 Sheriff's department. 405 00:25:14,032 --> 00:25:16,967 91 1 . Uh, yes, sir, what is the nature of your emergency? 406 00:25:17,069 --> 00:25:19,037 Okay, where are you? 407 00:25:19,138 --> 00:25:21,163 No, in relationship to where I am. 408 00:25:21,273 --> 00:25:25,004 I just have to check a map. I am s- Hold on. Hold on. Can you hold, please? 409 00:25:25,110 --> 00:25:28,671 - Hello, sheriff's department. - All right, uh, I can't- I don't have a pen. 410 00:25:28,781 --> 00:25:30,681 Uh, I don't have- I don't- 411 00:25:30,783 --> 00:25:33,775 Okay, people! Let's roll! 412 00:25:33,886 --> 00:25:35,786 [ Cheering ] 413 00:25:35,888 --> 00:25:39,415 - [Johnson ] Dear Lord. - My, oh, my. 414 00:25:39,525 --> 00:25:41,686 [ Singsongy ] My ride is greater than your ride. 415 00:25:41,794 --> 00:25:44,524 [ Dangle ] Hey, everybody. Everybody- 416 00:25:44,630 --> 00:25:47,224 - Let's be careful out there, okay? - Yes, sir. Yes, sir. 417 00:25:47,332 --> 00:25:49,129 - Oh. - Oh. - Oh, shit. 418 00:25:49,234 --> 00:25:50,963 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm all right. 419 00:25:51,069 --> 00:25:52,969 - I'm fiine. - Go ahead. Go ahead. 420 00:25:53,071 --> 00:25:54,868 ~~~~[ Man Singing ] 421 00:25:54,973 --> 00:25:57,703 ~~~~[ Man Singing:Spanish ] 422 00:25:57,810 --> 00:25:59,710 Supposed to be- 423 00:25:59,812 --> 00:26:02,474 We could've hit 1 1 th and Ocean, like, fiive minutes ago. 424 00:26:03,782 --> 00:26:05,750 ~~~~[ Singing Continues ] 425 00:26:12,291 --> 00:26:14,885 Wait a second. Are we on a street? 426 00:26:16,028 --> 00:26:17,962 I think we're in a- We're in a caf¨¦. 427 00:26:18,063 --> 00:26:20,361 - I think we're in a caf¨¦. - We're in a caf¨¦. 428 00:26:20,465 --> 00:26:22,365 Shit. 429 00:26:23,402 --> 00:26:25,302 [ Over P.A. ] Sheriff's department. 430 00:26:25,404 --> 00:26:26,871 Nothin'- Nothin' to see here. 431 00:26:27,039 --> 00:26:28,870 [Jones ] It took us 40 minutes to get out. 432 00:26:28,974 --> 00:26:30,874 If you would've turned right on Mar¨ªa Buena- 433 00:26:30,976 --> 00:26:33,001 - You didn't tell me to. - I did tell you to. 434 00:26:33,111 --> 00:26:35,875 - No, you didn't. - Don't tell me what I didn't tell you. 435 00:26:35,981 --> 00:26:39,508 - Sheriff's department! - ''El departmento de sheriff.'' 436 00:26:41,553 --> 00:26:43,714 - Oh! - Oh! 437 00:26:43,822 --> 00:26:45,551 - [ Garcia ] Oh, hell. Shit, no. - Oh.! 438 00:26:45,657 --> 00:26:48,251 - That's a North American alligator, man. - Ah, shit. Okay, what do we do? 439 00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:50,055 Uh- Hell, let's just- 440 00:26:50,162 --> 00:26:52,027 - Yeah, we should just go. - Let's just go. 441 00:26:52,130 --> 00:26:53,893 Just let nature take its course. 442 00:26:53,999 --> 00:26:56,593 Hello.! There y'all are. You trespassin; 443 00:26:56,702 --> 00:26:58,431 - Sir. - You little sneaky trespassers. 444 00:26:58,537 --> 00:27:00,402 - Get back in- No.! - [Jones ] Sir. 445 00:27:00,505 --> 00:27:03,303 - Sir, please. Please get back in your yard. - How are we doin'? Hi. 446 00:27:03,408 --> 00:27:05,638 - We got a situation here, sir. - Yeah, we got a situation. 447 00:27:05,744 --> 00:27:08,577 - Couple blueberries comin' in and makin' a fruit salad, huh? - Sir, please! 448 00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:10,773 - Sir. Sir. - No. No! Hey! 449 00:27:10,883 --> 00:27:13,010 - We can't allow you to go in the pool, sir. - Why not? 450 00:27:13,118 --> 00:27:15,586 That gator won't bite. You scared of this pretty little thing? 451 00:27:15,687 --> 00:27:18,451 - I don't know, sir. - You scared of this pretty little thing? 452 00:27:18,557 --> 00:27:21,048 He's a gator. Where you from? Where you from, you don't know gator? 453 00:27:21,159 --> 00:27:23,992 - We're from Reno. We're not from here. - [ Laughs ] 454 00:27:25,163 --> 00:27:26,653 - Oh, shit. - Hey, look. Look here. 455 00:27:26,765 --> 00:27:28,892 Rule number one for gator- you gotta respect it. 456 00:27:29,001 --> 00:27:31,435 - You don't respect a gator, gator not respect you. - Don't touch it! 457 00:27:31,536 --> 00:27:34,562 - Stop! - They got peripheral eye vision on the side. 458 00:27:34,673 --> 00:27:36,903 I'm gonna come at him like another predator. 459 00:27:37,009 --> 00:27:39,204 Not a prey, I come at him like a predator. 460 00:27:39,311 --> 00:27:42,007 - Stop that. TJ., pleasejust stop all of this. - Now look at this. 461 00:27:42,114 --> 00:27:44,014 Now watch this. Watch this. Watch this. 462 00:27:44,116 --> 00:27:45,743 - No. - Oh, okay. 463 00:27:45,851 --> 00:27:47,512 Don't even refle- 'Cause he respect me. 464 00:27:47,619 --> 00:27:50,486 One, two, three, four, fiive, and then it split to a double. 465 00:27:50,589 --> 00:27:53,183 That mean this gator 50 year old. He been attacked before. 466 00:27:53,292 --> 00:27:55,522 He know how to approach. Now watch this. Watch this. 467 00:27:55,627 --> 00:27:57,527 - No.! No.! - Watch for it. 468 00:27:58,764 --> 00:28:01,324 - [ Garcia Shouting ] Come on now.! - I'm his daddy! 469 00:28:01,433 --> 00:28:03,424 Come on. Get out. No. 470 00:28:03,535 --> 00:28:05,935 - Okay. No. - Look at that. That gator don't bite. He don't do nothin; 471 00:28:07,406 --> 00:28:09,499 Well, that gator dead. 472 00:28:09,608 --> 00:28:11,508 Yeah, this gator's dead. 473 00:28:12,377 --> 00:28:13,639 Aah! 474 00:28:15,247 --> 00:28:17,875 [ Screaming ] 475 00:28:26,058 --> 00:28:27,958 This is the life. I am so gla- 476 00:28:28,060 --> 00:28:30,654 How did we luck out, and all those other turkeys... 477 00:28:30,762 --> 00:28:32,662 are dealing with that bio-attack? 478 00:28:32,764 --> 00:28:34,664 I don't know. And guess what? 479 00:28:34,766 --> 00:28:36,734 I don't care. 'Cause I'm shaking my shoulders. 480 00:28:36,835 --> 00:28:38,928 - I'm shaking my shoulders. - Me neither. I don't care. 481 00:28:39,037 --> 00:28:41,597 - Check it out. - [ Laughs ] Don't hate, ladies. 482 00:28:41,707 --> 00:28:43,470 - Don't hate. - Don't hate on me. 483 00:28:43,575 --> 00:28:45,907 - Don't hate on me. No, she didn't. - Stop it. 484 00:28:46,011 --> 00:28:47,945 - Yeah. - Let me get your vernacular straightened out... 485 00:28:48,046 --> 00:28:50,947 'cause I don't want you embarrassing me in case we meet some people. 486 00:28:51,049 --> 00:28:53,540 Okay, so if somebody comes up to you and they say... 487 00:28:53,652 --> 00:28:56,052 ''Hey, Offiicer,'' what you gonna say back? 488 00:28:56,154 --> 00:28:59,089 - Give it to me. - No- No, you didn't, bitch.! 489 00:29:00,459 --> 00:29:01,926 [ Sighs ] 490 00:29:02,027 --> 00:29:04,996 - So if somebody says, ''Hey, how you doin'?'' - Mm-hmm. 491 00:29:05,097 --> 00:29:08,794 You just go, ''What up, yo?'' Got it? 492 00:29:08,900 --> 00:29:11,391 What up, yo, player? 493 00:29:11,503 --> 00:29:14,700 See, you keep putting extras on it. That's-You don't follow instructions. 494 00:29:14,806 --> 00:29:18,333 - You just supposed to say exactly what I told you to say. - All right, try it again. 495 00:29:18,443 --> 00:29:22,174 - [ Clears Throat ] Hey, how you doin'? - Shut up, nigga. 496 00:29:28,387 --> 00:29:31,788 I did it again. Ow!Jesus Christ, Ray. 497 00:29:31,890 --> 00:29:35,724 - I'm hungry. - I'm afraid I did a terrible thing. 498 00:29:35,827 --> 00:29:37,727 - What? - Well, I had to pee... 499 00:29:37,829 --> 00:29:40,696 so instead of doing the whole bathing suit off... 500 00:29:40,799 --> 00:29:43,393 I did the- the pull over and out the side. 501 00:29:43,502 --> 00:29:45,527 Oh, yeah, where you pull it to the side. 502 00:29:45,637 --> 00:29:48,470 And I think I dribbled a little bit. 503 00:29:48,573 --> 00:29:51,303 ~~~~[ Man Singing:Spanish ] 504 00:29:53,578 --> 00:29:55,443 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 505 00:30:00,552 --> 00:30:04,079 ?Coma mi amigo bailar en el discotheque-o? 506 00:30:04,189 --> 00:30:06,123 I don't speak Spanish. 507 00:30:09,561 --> 00:30:11,256 Hey! What the hell? Hey! 508 00:30:11,363 --> 00:30:12,990 Shit! Ow! 509 00:30:23,375 --> 00:30:25,275 [ Fingers Snapping ] 510 00:30:30,749 --> 00:30:33,411 - How ya doin', guys? Eh? - [ Snorts ] 511 00:30:33,518 --> 00:30:35,418 - [ Together ] Uh- - Who is your little friend? 512 00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:38,284 - We don't know him, sir. - Uh, we don't know that guy. 513 00:30:38,390 --> 00:30:41,018 Oh, you don't know who this is? 514 00:30:41,126 --> 00:30:43,026 - [ Together] No, sir. - [ Chuckles ] 515 00:30:43,128 --> 00:30:45,255 You believe these guys? 516 00:30:45,363 --> 00:30:48,161 - [ Revs ] - Oh! Oh! 517 00:30:48,266 --> 00:30:50,598 - I get really sick and tired- - I don't know you or anybody else- 518 00:30:50,702 --> 00:30:53,830 - [ Shouting ] - [ Screaming ] 519 00:30:53,939 --> 00:30:56,635 [ Screaming ] 520 00:30:56,741 --> 00:30:59,039 Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 521 00:30:59,144 --> 00:31:00,611 - We don't know him. - We don't know him. 522 00:31:00,712 --> 00:31:02,942 I'm not a cop. I'm just- I'm here on vacation, man. 523 00:31:03,048 --> 00:31:05,209 - How'd you know Mr. Big? - We don't know Mr. Big. 524 00:31:05,317 --> 00:31:07,683 - What is your connection to Mr. Big? - We don't know Mr. Big! 525 00:31:07,786 --> 00:31:10,721 - Why are you investigating me? - We're not- Huh? 526 00:31:10,822 --> 00:31:13,120 Look, you guys are smart guys, right? 527 00:31:13,225 --> 00:31:15,125 - Yeah. - I know this. 528 00:31:15,227 --> 00:31:18,390 - No. No. We're not. - All the other cops are imprisoned in that building. 529 00:31:18,497 --> 00:31:21,330 But you manage to walk the streets. I don't know how you escaped it. 530 00:31:21,433 --> 00:31:24,129 We didn't-We couldn't get our passes, sir. 531 00:31:24,236 --> 00:31:26,136 - [ Screaming ] - [ Screaming ] 532 00:31:26,238 --> 00:31:28,331 You're very smart. 533 00:31:30,175 --> 00:31:32,803 Huh? Huh? Get my message? 534 00:31:32,911 --> 00:31:36,574 Oh! Oh! Man! 535 00:31:36,681 --> 00:31:39,411 - Ow! Goddamn! - Turn it off. 536 00:31:39,518 --> 00:31:43,181 Sick fuck! Who brings a weed whacker on a boat? 537 00:31:44,523 --> 00:31:48,425 - You forget you ever see me. - [ Fingers Snapping ] 538 00:31:48,527 --> 00:31:50,495 [ Both Screaming ] 539 00:31:56,701 --> 00:31:58,566 Sheriff's department. 540 00:31:58,670 --> 00:32:00,570 I got this tattoo the other day, um... 541 00:32:00,672 --> 00:32:04,005 and I don't know where I got it, so I'm wondering if I got it here. 542 00:32:04,109 --> 00:32:07,772 Why don't you, uh, come back here. Come take a look at it. 543 00:32:10,515 --> 00:32:12,449 Mmm, yeah. 544 00:32:12,551 --> 00:32:14,951 Okay, so, the tattoo's on the left, right? 545 00:32:15,053 --> 00:32:16,987 - Mm-hmm. - So, I don't know why we're- 546 00:32:17,088 --> 00:32:20,251 Well, you know, it's- it's as much about where it's not, as where it is. 547 00:32:20,358 --> 00:32:22,223 Get a sense here, if I can- 548 00:32:22,327 --> 00:32:24,227 - If I just- - That's some beautiful work. 549 00:32:24,329 --> 00:32:26,797 Thank you. I'm hoping you guys can tell me whose it is... 550 00:32:26,898 --> 00:32:28,866 because I'm really in pain here. 551 00:32:28,967 --> 00:32:31,595 Hey! What the fuck? 552 00:32:31,703 --> 00:32:34,194 - Oh. I was- - Our fucking toilets need snakin' back there. 553 00:32:34,306 --> 00:32:36,570 - I don't pay you to play grab-ass with the clients. - I was- 554 00:32:36,675 --> 00:32:39,109 She came in and I- You weren't around, so I was just- 555 00:32:39,211 --> 00:32:41,111 - Snake the fucking toilets. - Got it. 556 00:32:41,213 --> 00:32:44,944 - See you later, Breen. - Fucking plumbers, man. 557 00:32:45,050 --> 00:32:47,109 - Can I help you? - What's up? 558 00:32:47,219 --> 00:32:51,622 So, we got a call that there was some lewd behavior going on on the boardwalk. 559 00:32:51,723 --> 00:32:54,283 Possible prostitution. 560 00:32:54,392 --> 00:32:56,292 Holy shit. Is that Terry? 561 00:32:56,394 --> 00:32:59,921 That's Terry. That's one of our locals from Reno. 562 00:33:00,031 --> 00:33:02,431 - Terry! - What? 563 00:33:02,534 --> 00:33:05,731 - Hi! - What the hell? 564 00:33:05,837 --> 00:33:07,737 - What you doin' in Miami? - What's goin' on? 565 00:33:07,839 --> 00:33:09,739 Look at your hair. That's fun. 566 00:33:09,841 --> 00:33:12,105 - Terry, what are you doin' here? - What do you mean? 567 00:33:12,210 --> 00:33:14,303 I just flew in on my jet. 568 00:33:14,412 --> 00:33:16,403 Terry, what are you- Did you follow us to Miami? 569 00:33:16,514 --> 00:33:18,914 - Did you know we were coming down here? - No, I live here. 570 00:33:19,017 --> 00:33:20,917 It's where my house is. I have 1 7 houses. 571 00:33:21,019 --> 00:33:22,680 - This is where one of'em is. - Terry. 572 00:33:22,787 --> 00:33:24,721 What did I do? 573 00:33:24,823 --> 00:33:27,189 What-That's what we want to know. What did you do? 574 00:33:27,292 --> 00:33:29,487 We got a call about lewd behavior on the boardwalk... 575 00:33:29,594 --> 00:33:33,621 and you the only thing I see around here that could qualify... as lewd. 576 00:33:33,732 --> 00:33:35,632 How is this- I'm not lewd at all. 577 00:33:35,734 --> 00:33:38,100 I don't even know what- Lube or lewd? 578 00:33:38,203 --> 00:33:39,795 - Terry. - What? 579 00:33:39,904 --> 00:33:41,895 Why are you here, and what are you doing? 580 00:33:42,007 --> 00:33:46,103 I just flew in. I'm recording an album. 581 00:33:46,211 --> 00:33:48,111 It's called... 582 00:33:48,213 --> 00:33:51,239 Terry:South Bitch:Live: 583 00:33:51,349 --> 00:33:53,579 Fuck You, Dad. 584 00:33:53,685 --> 00:33:56,449 And it drops in, uh, 2009. 585 00:33:56,554 --> 00:34:01,253 Terry, when you are here, you are an ambassador for Reno. 586 00:34:01,359 --> 00:34:03,953 Heavy on the ''assador.'' 587 00:34:04,062 --> 00:34:06,792 South ''be-otch.'' [ Imitates Ping, Fart ] 588 00:34:06,898 --> 00:34:09,128 - Knock it off. - Listen- 589 00:34:09,234 --> 00:34:11,896 - I'm on wheels, yo. - What are you covered in? 590 00:34:12,003 --> 00:34:15,200 - Ew. Terry. - What? It's, uh, apple martini and lube. 591 00:34:15,307 --> 00:34:17,502 - Ugh! - Come on, Terry. 592 00:34:17,609 --> 00:34:19,668 That's not all you on. What else are you on? 593 00:34:19,778 --> 00:34:21,871 - What else are you on? - I'm on fucking crack, yo. 594 00:34:24,182 --> 00:34:28,141 The Department of Homeland Security has supplied us... 595 00:34:28,253 --> 00:34:31,017 with some evidence collected by themselves and the C.D.C.... 596 00:34:31,122 --> 00:34:33,022 from the convention center. 597 00:34:33,124 --> 00:34:38,084 And it is ourjob to put the pieces together. 598 00:34:38,196 --> 00:34:40,164 Anyone have a theory? 599 00:34:43,401 --> 00:34:45,096 - [ Hisses ] - [ Alarm Blaring ] 600 00:34:45,203 --> 00:34:47,467 - [ All Shouting ] - Oh, my God! 601 00:34:47,572 --> 00:34:49,733 - Fuck! Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck! - Put it back on! 602 00:34:49,841 --> 00:34:51,502 Aaah! Whoo-hoo! 603 00:34:51,609 --> 00:34:53,509 - Oh, God! Oh! - Come on. Be thorough, guys. 604 00:34:53,611 --> 00:34:55,340 Oh! Aaah! 605 00:34:55,447 --> 00:34:59,850 - You got some stunning abs. - Oh, thank you. You know, I do, uh- I work out. 606 00:34:59,951 --> 00:35:01,816 - Really? - Uh, a good bit. 607 00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:04,718 - Yeah, you yoga or something? - I do- I do it all. I do yoga- 608 00:35:04,823 --> 00:35:06,848 - You flexible? - I'm pretty flexible. 609 00:35:06,958 --> 00:35:10,689 The thing is now you want to be sure when you do it though, to just- 610 00:35:10,795 --> 00:35:13,059 You gotta, uh- You gotta- 611 00:35:13,164 --> 00:35:16,691 What you don't want to do is get- You want to get the waist up. 612 00:35:16,801 --> 00:35:18,701 - [ Farts ] - Oops. 613 00:35:18,803 --> 00:35:20,464 - Oh. - Excuse me. 614 00:35:20,572 --> 00:35:22,938 - [ Laughs ] - Whoo. Sorry about that. 615 00:35:23,041 --> 00:35:25,566 - All the spicy food up in here in Miami. - Occupational- 616 00:35:25,677 --> 00:35:27,577 [ Coughs ] Occupational hazard. 617 00:35:36,087 --> 00:35:37,748 [ Siren Whirring ] 618 00:35:37,856 --> 00:35:39,756 Okay, okay, what have we got? 619 00:35:39,858 --> 00:35:41,758 [ Shouting In Russian ] 620 00:35:49,467 --> 00:35:51,662 C- C- C- 621 00:35:51,770 --> 00:35:53,670 ''Calmat¨¦.'' 622 00:35:55,874 --> 00:35:57,774 [ Shouting Continues ] 623 00:36:02,147 --> 00:36:04,172 - I noticed. - [ Laughs ] 624 00:36:04,282 --> 00:36:06,443 [ Together] Boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs. 625 00:36:08,153 --> 00:36:10,053 All right. Yeah. 626 00:36:10,155 --> 00:36:12,680 Uh- [ Stammers ] 627 00:36:12,791 --> 00:36:14,691 [ Flies Buzzing ] 628 00:36:17,228 --> 00:36:19,992 We gotta clear this beach. We gotta clear it now. I want good ideas. 629 00:36:20,098 --> 00:36:23,192 Let's go. Boom. What do we got? Williams. 630 00:36:27,138 --> 00:36:29,606 - You want me to come back to you? - Come back to me. 631 00:36:29,707 --> 00:36:32,232 - Come back to you. Trudy Wiegel. - I have an idea,Jim. 632 00:36:32,343 --> 00:36:34,538 - Yeah? - What about a telephone... 633 00:36:34,646 --> 00:36:37,274 that you can actually smell through? 634 00:36:37,382 --> 00:36:39,646 Uh, whale-related. Whale-related. Clearing the beach ideas. 635 00:36:39,751 --> 00:36:41,651 - Not in- Not inventions. - I have nothing. 636 00:36:41,753 --> 00:36:44,950 -Jim, if you think about it- - Who gave-Who gave topless a gun? 637 00:36:45,056 --> 00:36:47,854 - Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! - Oh, no. No. Get down. Get down. 638 00:36:47,959 --> 00:36:53,158 Okay, people, this is how we're gonna do it. Ready? 639 00:36:53,264 --> 00:36:57,496 Here is our-What kind of whale do we think that is? 640 00:36:57,602 --> 00:36:59,502 - Uh, sperm? - Big one? 641 00:36:59,604 --> 00:37:01,663 - Black whale. - A narwhal. A narwhal. 642 00:37:01,773 --> 00:37:03,934 - Here's what- Here's what we're gonna do. - Face the- 643 00:37:04,042 --> 00:37:08,843 We are, per Travis- per Travis and Trudy both- 644 00:37:08,947 --> 00:37:10,847 - [ Wiegel ] What'd I do? - What we're gonna do is- 645 00:37:10,949 --> 00:37:13,247 - Stick your butt in the air. - we are going to- 646 00:37:13,351 --> 00:37:18,015 - You put your feet on it like that and then I'll help you. - get a rather large chainsaw- 647 00:37:18,122 --> 00:37:21,580 -Jonesy!Jonesy! - We are going to make sushi cuts. 648 00:37:21,693 --> 00:37:26,062 - Which is the hand-cut sushi and which is-when they roll- - Inside out roll. 649 00:37:26,164 --> 00:37:28,155 We're gonna make some crosscuts, crosscuts, crosscuts. 650 00:37:28,266 --> 00:37:33,169 - I- I like California roll. - Okay, we'll then roll each individual piece into a channel... 651 00:37:33,271 --> 00:37:36,263 which we dig here to the ocean, per Travis. 652 00:37:36,374 --> 00:37:39,468 - This is a channel to the ocean. - We're gonna chainsaw the damn thing? 653 00:37:39,577 --> 00:37:42,876 - Yeah, into little sus- Which one's the hand-cut rolls? - No one's paying attention. 654 00:37:42,981 --> 00:37:45,074 I have no idea what you're talking about. 655 00:37:45,183 --> 00:37:47,743 [ Dangle ] Let's try and get it. It's only 1 5, 20 feet. How hard could it be? 656 00:37:47,852 --> 00:37:50,616 In... fiive, six, seven, eight. 657 00:37:50,722 --> 00:37:52,622 - And- - [ All Straining ] 658 00:37:52,724 --> 00:37:55,921 Do it! It's goin'! She's movin'! 659 00:37:56,027 --> 00:37:58,359 - It's movin'! - I can feel it! 660 00:37:58,463 --> 00:38:01,057 [ Straining ] 661 00:38:01,165 --> 00:38:03,099 [ Straining ] 662 00:38:05,036 --> 00:38:08,472 [Jones ] Five, four, three. Hut! 663 00:38:08,573 --> 00:38:10,473 [ Williams ] Go,Jonesy.! Go.! 664 00:38:10,575 --> 00:38:12,236 - Oh! - Oh. Oh. 665 00:38:12,343 --> 00:38:14,243 Okay, ready, people, on my count. 666 00:38:14,345 --> 00:38:17,872 One, two, three! 667 00:38:19,517 --> 00:38:21,417 Oh! Oh! Wait! 668 00:38:21,519 --> 00:38:23,612 Wait! [ Shouting ] 669 00:38:23,721 --> 00:38:25,655 [ Clamoring ] 670 00:38:27,759 --> 00:38:29,488 [ Dangle ] Get a Wet-Nap, people.! 671 00:38:29,594 --> 00:38:33,086 Good God! We got a offiicer down. We need a Wet-Nap! 672 00:38:33,197 --> 00:38:38,897 So, when the chips are down and it's fourth and, uh- 673 00:38:39,003 --> 00:38:40,903 - uh, fourth and, uh- - Goal. 674 00:38:41,005 --> 00:38:43,599 Goal. Who can you count on? LieutenantJimbo. 675 00:38:43,708 --> 00:38:48,168 [ Laughs ] And... his associates. 676 00:38:48,279 --> 00:38:51,077 Who shall remain nameless. There's too many of them to name at once. 677 00:38:51,182 --> 00:38:53,980 - Trudy! Give me a ''T.'' - No, we- they shall remain nameless. 678 00:38:54,085 --> 00:38:56,315 His associates. Anyway, all right, here we go. You ready, peeps? 679 00:38:56,421 --> 00:38:59,219 - Yeah. - Let's do it to it. 680 00:38:59,324 --> 00:39:02,225 And- un, deux, trois. 681 00:39:03,861 --> 00:39:05,795 Whoa! 682 00:39:07,765 --> 00:39:10,757 - Go team! Go team! Aaah! - Ew! Ew! Ew! 683 00:39:10,868 --> 00:39:12,733 Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! 684 00:39:12,837 --> 00:39:15,965 Ew.! Ew.! Ew.! Ew.! 685 00:39:16,074 --> 00:39:18,065 [Jeffi] You blew up a wha- 686 00:39:18,176 --> 00:39:21,168 You blew up a whale on- on our- our beaches.! 687 00:39:21,279 --> 00:39:26,876 There are people screaming at me now... 688 00:39:26,985 --> 00:39:31,115 because you guys have been screwing everything up.! 689 00:39:31,222 --> 00:39:33,281 You bunch of jerk heads! 690 00:39:33,391 --> 00:39:36,326 P. Diddy's boat is all covered in whale. 691 00:39:36,427 --> 00:39:39,760 And then Shaq's boat, a piece of... whale- 692 00:39:39,864 --> 00:39:42,697 - Don't touch me! - Sorry, I was just- 693 00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:47,533 Now, you people-you have to start acting like this is a crisis! 694 00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:51,336 And you have to get your stuff together! 695 00:39:51,442 --> 00:39:54,377 You need to strap it down! 696 00:39:54,479 --> 00:39:57,346 And get it together.! 697 00:39:57,448 --> 00:40:00,440 Now, I'm gonna go and listen on my phone... 698 00:40:00,551 --> 00:40:02,451 to get yelled at some more! 699 00:40:02,553 --> 00:40:04,453 So thanks! 700 00:40:07,859 --> 00:40:09,827 - Sorry. - Bye,Jeff. 701 00:40:09,927 --> 00:40:14,193 Okay, guys, nojoke. You heard littleJeffi. 702 00:40:14,298 --> 00:40:17,062 We have got to strap it down. 703 00:40:17,168 --> 00:40:19,227 - Okay? - What does that mean? 704 00:40:19,337 --> 00:40:21,931 I have no idea. But you- He said it specifiically. 705 00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:24,838 I think it means we've got to do better. 706 00:40:24,942 --> 00:40:27,308 [ Siren Blaring ] 707 00:40:31,816 --> 00:40:33,716 [ Dangle ] What the fuck, man? 708 00:40:33,818 --> 00:40:35,911 - That's what the siren's for. - [ Garcia ] You gotta signal. 709 00:40:36,020 --> 00:40:38,011 - You're supposed to signal.! - Use your signal, fuck head.! 710 00:40:38,122 --> 00:40:39,589 [Junior ] Fuckin'deaf,dude. 711 00:40:47,331 --> 00:40:49,765 - [ Siren Blaring ] - We are on a highly classified mission... 712 00:40:49,867 --> 00:40:54,201 from Homeland Security delivering vital materials to Captain Rogers. 713 00:40:54,305 --> 00:40:56,773 E.T.A., 1 .5 seconds. 714 00:40:58,376 --> 00:41:00,708 - Whoa. Made it. - What have we got? 715 00:41:00,812 --> 00:41:03,440 - Coffee, sir. - Here you go. Nice and hot. 716 00:41:03,548 --> 00:41:07,143 I asked you for coffee. I didn't say to make a national emergency out of it. 717 00:41:07,251 --> 00:41:10,220 We still haven't found an antidote. 718 00:41:10,321 --> 00:41:15,122 In 2 4 hours, I'm gonna have over 2,000 dead law enforcement offiicers. 719 00:41:15,226 --> 00:41:18,286 Not like you. Real cops. 720 00:41:18,396 --> 00:41:20,296 If you fuck with me one more time... 721 00:41:20,398 --> 00:41:22,298 I'm gonna fiill up a tube sock with oranges. 722 00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:26,200 I'm gonna beat you till I juice 'em. Then I'm gonna drink that juice in front of you. 723 00:41:26,304 --> 00:41:29,330 And you're gonna beg me, ''Why? Why? Why?'' But I won't answer that question. 724 00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:32,432 'Cause you'll know it- so you'll get your heads out of your asses! 725 00:41:32,543 --> 00:41:34,408 - Get outta here. Go. - Now. 726 00:41:34,512 --> 00:41:36,173 Louis, coffee. 727 00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:39,147 - What are we doin'? - I don't know. We tried to do somethin' right. 728 00:41:39,250 --> 00:41:41,275 Right? We give the guy- Guy wants coffee. 729 00:41:41,385 --> 00:41:43,945 [ Screaming ] 730 00:41:44,055 --> 00:41:46,023 [ Garcia ] Aaah.! Why? 731 00:41:50,461 --> 00:41:52,952 [ Fingers Snapping ] 732 00:41:58,503 --> 00:42:00,733 - Oh, shit! - Come on, man! 733 00:42:00,838 --> 00:42:02,271 - Dang! - Goddamn it. 734 00:42:02,373 --> 00:42:04,637 You guys are pretty smart, huh? 735 00:42:04,742 --> 00:42:06,004 - No. - No, we're not. 736 00:42:06,110 --> 00:42:08,635 No, you keep saying that. No, we're not. We're not smart. 737 00:42:08,746 --> 00:42:09,781 [ Fingers Snapping ] 738 00:42:09,781 --> 00:42:10,748 [ Fingers Snapping ] 739 00:42:12,150 --> 00:42:14,448 What? Ricky, what are you doing? 740 00:42:14,552 --> 00:42:17,248 - Why you take one of my own, huh? - We don't know this man. 741 00:42:17,355 --> 00:42:21,553 Why you work against me? Why the three of you and Mr. Big work against me? 742 00:42:21,659 --> 00:42:23,718 No, we don't- we don't know him. 743 00:42:23,828 --> 00:42:26,228 - [ Man ] I've never seen those men in my life. - I've never seen him! 744 00:42:26,330 --> 00:42:28,560 - We didn't take him. We don't know him. - Watch this. 745 00:42:28,666 --> 00:42:32,602 - Why... are you doing this? - You're gonna light somebody up on your own fuckin' boat? 746 00:42:32,703 --> 00:42:34,694 That's really, really bright. 747 00:42:34,806 --> 00:42:37,900 You came to my daughter's birthday party! 748 00:42:38,009 --> 00:42:40,773 Bad decision. Guys! 749 00:42:40,878 --> 00:42:43,005 You wore a hat on her birthday party! 750 00:42:43,114 --> 00:42:45,514 Light this piece of''chit'' up. 751 00:42:45,616 --> 00:42:49,211 Don't light this chicken! Don't light this chicken! 752 00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:50,844 Come on. Leave him alone. 753 00:42:50,955 --> 00:42:54,891 - I said piece of''chit,'' not chicken. - I'll see you on the other side! 754 00:42:54,992 --> 00:42:58,155 - [ Whimpering ] - Oh, God. Oh, shit. 755 00:42:59,664 --> 00:43:02,258 - Watch the hat. - Oh, my God! 756 00:43:02,366 --> 00:43:05,392 [ Screaming ] 757 00:43:08,139 --> 00:43:10,300 [ Crying ] 758 00:43:11,576 --> 00:43:13,510 Oh, my. 759 00:43:13,611 --> 00:43:15,772 Sheriff's department. 760 00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:18,371 I need to know if you've seen me before... 761 00:43:18,482 --> 00:43:21,576 and if I got this done at this establishment. 762 00:43:21,686 --> 00:43:23,586 No, ma'am. 763 00:43:23,688 --> 00:43:25,883 - Show me the other side. - No. 764 00:43:25,990 --> 00:43:29,551 - No, it looks-They're twins. - You got anything down there? 765 00:43:29,660 --> 00:43:32,151 Actually, I have nothing down there. 766 00:43:32,263 --> 00:43:35,027 -Just like a Barbie. - Hey, hey, hey. 767 00:43:35,132 --> 00:43:36,963 - ~~~~[ Williams, Wiegel Singing ] - [ Phones Ringing ] 768 00:43:37,068 --> 00:43:40,834 ~~ [ Continues ] 769 00:43:46,010 --> 00:43:47,910 - ~~ [ Vocalizing ] - [ Ringing Continues ] 770 00:43:51,415 --> 00:43:53,576 ~~ [ Beat-Boxing ] 771 00:43:53,684 --> 00:43:56,050 [ Ringing Continues ] 772 00:43:56,153 --> 00:43:58,519 ~~ [ Vocalizing ] 773 00:43:58,623 --> 00:44:00,921 - Ow! - [ Ringing Continues ] 774 00:44:01,025 --> 00:44:03,255 Ow! 775 00:44:03,361 --> 00:44:05,295 - Ow! - [ Ringing Continues ] 776 00:44:05,396 --> 00:44:08,888 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh- [ Choking ] 777 00:44:09,066 --> 00:44:11,330 [ Clears Throat ] We have received a noise complaint... 778 00:44:11,435 --> 00:44:13,903 at the residence of someone named Suge Knight? 779 00:44:14,005 --> 00:44:16,633 - 421 1 . Here we go. - Suge Knight. 780 00:44:16,741 --> 00:44:19,073 This is a house, huh? 781 00:44:19,176 --> 00:44:21,303 [ Laughs ] 782 00:44:21,412 --> 00:44:23,903 - Mr. Suge Knight? - ~~~~[ Rap:Indistinct ] 783 00:44:24,015 --> 00:44:27,143 - Sheriff's department! - Sheriff's department! 784 00:44:27,251 --> 00:44:29,446 Mr. Suge Knight! 785 00:44:31,656 --> 00:44:33,681 ~~~~[ Rap ] 786 00:44:36,827 --> 00:44:40,285 - Shit. - Hi. Hi. Hi. 787 00:44:40,398 --> 00:44:44,232 Uh, we're gonna need to fiind Mr. Suge Knight. 788 00:44:44,335 --> 00:44:47,395 We're gonna need to get the music turned down, okay? 789 00:44:47,505 --> 00:44:50,668 Uh, ex-excuse me. Uh, d-do you know a Mr. Suge Knight? 790 00:44:50,775 --> 00:44:52,242 ''Soog'' Knight. Suge- 791 00:44:52,343 --> 00:44:55,540 Are you Suge? Are you Suge? 792 00:44:55,646 --> 00:44:59,241 Are you Jay-Z? Are you any of'em? 793 00:45:00,651 --> 00:45:03,017 - I don't think so. - Uh, it's his birthday. 794 00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:05,213 - It's Suge Knight's birthday? - Suge Knight's birthday. 795 00:45:05,323 --> 00:45:08,724 Hey, when are they doing the cake for Suge? Does anybody know? 796 00:45:08,826 --> 00:45:10,726 Okay, I am standing right here! 797 00:45:10,828 --> 00:45:13,490 I am using my outside voice, and I am very angry right now! 798 00:45:13,597 --> 00:45:15,690 I want the music turned off right now! 799 00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:17,700 I am so serious, it's not even funny! 800 00:45:17,802 --> 00:45:20,032 The music goes off right now! 801 00:45:20,137 --> 00:45:22,071 ~~~~[ Stops ] 802 00:45:27,378 --> 00:45:29,573 And now that I have your attention... 803 00:45:32,984 --> 00:45:36,385 we have a special message for the birthday boy... 804 00:45:39,156 --> 00:45:41,852 from Miami's... 805 00:45:41,959 --> 00:45:44,894 number one strip-o-grams. 806 00:45:44,996 --> 00:45:46,896 That's right, birthday boy. 807 00:45:46,998 --> 00:45:49,990 ~~ [ Singing ] 808 00:46:06,617 --> 00:46:08,881 That's right. 809 00:46:08,986 --> 00:46:12,012 ~~ [ Both Singing ] 810 00:46:20,031 --> 00:46:21,931 ~~ [ Stop ] 811 00:46:37,581 --> 00:46:39,572 [ Yawns ] 812 00:46:39,683 --> 00:46:41,913 Listen. 813 00:46:42,019 --> 00:46:44,112 [ Wiegel ] What? 814 00:46:44,221 --> 00:46:47,554 No phones. No 91 1 calls. 815 00:46:47,658 --> 00:46:49,888 - All right. - It's a city under control, people. 816 00:46:49,994 --> 00:46:53,327 - Wow. - Reno S.D. 817 00:46:53,431 --> 00:46:56,923 Reno S.D. All right, okay. Okay. [ Clears Throat ] 818 00:46:59,003 --> 00:47:01,403 - It's 0200 hours right now. - [ Williams ] Mm-hmm. 819 00:47:01,505 --> 00:47:04,497 I don't think we're any good to this city unless we get some rest, okay? 820 00:47:04,608 --> 00:47:06,974 Let's take a- like a hour and a half. 821 00:47:07,078 --> 00:47:09,444 We'll regroup here at 0330, okay? 822 00:47:09,547 --> 00:47:13,313 Get some rest. That is an order. 823 00:47:13,417 --> 00:47:15,510 ~~~~[ Dance ] 824 00:47:20,057 --> 00:47:23,026 'Cause it's dirty! Yeah! 825 00:47:23,127 --> 00:47:24,719 ~~~~[ Continues ] 826 00:47:37,274 --> 00:47:40,607 You need me to hold your drink for you? It's all right. She's good. 827 00:47:45,316 --> 00:47:48,012 Oh! What! 828 00:47:49,753 --> 00:47:51,744 In this corner, we got our undefeated champ... 829 00:47:51,856 --> 00:47:56,350 and in this corner, we got some old, weird uncle of somebody's and shit. 830 00:47:56,460 --> 00:47:58,325 Yo, man, you need to bring it. 831 00:47:58,429 --> 00:48:01,398 Come on. You scared? 832 00:48:01,499 --> 00:48:04,332 -[ Man ] Ohh.! - Need security. 833 00:48:04,435 --> 00:48:06,767 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 834 00:48:20,084 --> 00:48:23,520 [ Neon Buzzing ] 835 00:48:23,621 --> 00:48:25,521 [ Footsteps Approaching ] 836 00:48:26,557 --> 00:48:28,582 - Hey, there,Jim. - [ Door Closes ] 837 00:48:33,230 --> 00:48:35,289 What do you say? 838 00:48:37,301 --> 00:48:39,292 Trudy, don't cry. 839 00:48:39,403 --> 00:48:41,496 - Oh, God, I'm so humiliated. - Okay. Oh, God. 840 00:48:41,605 --> 00:48:43,800 Trudy. Trudy, please don't cry. 841 00:48:43,908 --> 00:48:45,808 Jim, I was just hoping that maybe one time... 842 00:48:45,910 --> 00:48:48,902 -you and I could just sort of hold each other and- - I know. I know. 843 00:48:49,013 --> 00:48:50,947 Trudy, you know I'm playing for Visitor, okay? 844 00:48:51,048 --> 00:48:53,107 - Mm-hmm. I- I had a hunch. - You had a hunch? 845 00:48:53,217 --> 00:48:55,515 - Yeah. - Did you? 846 00:48:58,422 --> 00:49:01,016 Jim, would you just give me a pity fuck? 847 00:49:03,527 --> 00:49:05,427 [ Sighs ] 848 00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:24,875 [ Plastic Bottle Bouncing ] 849 00:49:24,982 --> 00:49:26,882 [ Burps ] I thought that would break. 850 00:49:26,984 --> 00:49:28,884 Okay, here we go. 851 00:49:39,930 --> 00:49:41,830 Okay. 852 00:49:46,270 --> 00:49:49,501 ~~~~[ Vocalizing ] 853 00:49:49,607 --> 00:49:51,575 ~~~~[ Man Singing ] 854 00:50:19,670 --> 00:50:21,831 [ Clanging ] 855 00:50:21,939 --> 00:50:23,907 ~~~~[ Continues ] 856 00:50:40,591 --> 00:50:42,650 [ Squeaking ] 857 00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:44,728 ~~~~[ Continues ] 858 00:50:55,606 --> 00:50:59,007 - ~~~~[ Ends ] - What the fuck? What the fuck? There's someone fiilming us! 859 00:50:59,109 --> 00:51:01,509 - Ow! Ow!Jim. Ow. Ow. - What? I know. 860 00:51:01,612 --> 00:51:03,512 - It's caught. - You're caught on one of my pubes. 861 00:51:03,614 --> 00:51:05,878 - My watch. My watch is caught on your pube. - Ooh.Jim. Ow! 862 00:51:05,983 --> 00:51:07,917 - Don't yank it. - Well, that's what we get for tryin'. 863 00:51:08,018 --> 00:51:09,918 Don't jiggle. Please don't- Ow! 864 00:51:10,020 --> 00:51:12,887 I'm trying to get it. Goddamn it! If you'd hold still, I'd get it loose. 865 00:51:12,990 --> 00:51:15,458 - You're caught on a pube. - I said this was a bad idea. 866 00:51:15,559 --> 00:51:18,221 Well, I'm sorry! This wasn't my idea to begin with. 867 00:51:18,329 --> 00:51:20,354 Meanwhile, my watch is caught in your pubes. And I'm sorry. 868 00:51:20,464 --> 00:51:22,227 - Okay, let's do it like a Band-Aid. - Ready? 869 00:51:22,333 --> 00:51:23,857 - Okay. - One- 870 00:51:23,967 --> 00:51:26,435 Okay, hold on. Hold on. Now I'm anticipating. 871 00:51:32,543 --> 00:51:35,808 How did the 91 1 switchboard come unplugged? 872 00:51:35,913 --> 00:51:38,575 Because we had to unplug it to plug in the popcorn maker. 873 00:51:38,682 --> 00:51:40,582 Don't yell- Don't yell back at me. 874 00:51:40,684 --> 00:51:43,414 I'm not- in no mood for my own tone of voice, okay? 875 00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:46,182 Sorry.Jim, we got a lot of missed calls here. 876 00:51:46,290 --> 00:51:49,987 - [ Gasps ] Ooh, you guys. - [Johnson ] What? 877 00:51:50,094 --> 00:51:55,964 There's a domestic dispute on Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's boat. 878 00:51:56,066 --> 00:51:58,330 - [ Cheering ] - No, it's not. 879 00:51:58,435 --> 00:52:00,300 Easy. Got it. Easy, easy. That's an easy one. 880 00:52:00,404 --> 00:52:02,031 Done. Done, done, done. Let's move. 881 00:52:02,139 --> 00:52:05,973 - [ Sirens Blaring ] - [ Tires Squealing ] 882 00:52:07,044 --> 00:52:09,376 [ Dangle ] What the fuck, man? 883 00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:11,846 - Mr. and Mrs. Pitt! - Sheriff's department! 884 00:52:11,949 --> 00:52:13,211 - Sheriff's department! - Sheriff's department! 885 00:52:13,317 --> 00:52:15,217 - [ Gunfire ] - [ Screaming ] 886 00:52:15,319 --> 00:52:17,412 [ Dangle ] Oh, my God.! Oh, my God.! 887 00:52:17,521 --> 00:52:20,854 - Okay. Okay, my- - [ Williams ] Okay, okay, okay, okay. 888 00:52:20,958 --> 00:52:22,926 I am so tired of you Renos. 889 00:52:23,026 --> 00:52:25,221 I'm sorry this is the end of the road for you. 890 00:52:25,329 --> 00:52:27,388 But you see, I created this Brangelina trap... 891 00:52:27,498 --> 00:52:29,864 because you are the last thing standing in my way. 892 00:52:29,967 --> 00:52:31,867 [Junior ] Between what and what? 893 00:52:31,969 --> 00:52:33,903 Between running this town. 894 00:52:34,004 --> 00:52:35,733 - [ Firing ] - [ Screaming ] 895 00:52:35,839 --> 00:52:38,603 Freeze, you fuckin' little monkey! 896 00:52:38,709 --> 00:52:41,735 F.B.I. Nobody move. 897 00:52:41,845 --> 00:52:43,745 Are you kidding me? 898 00:52:43,847 --> 00:52:46,315 F.B.I., you know- Catch it. Yeah, you said. 899 00:52:46,417 --> 00:52:48,408 - Get down. That's it. - [ Screaming ] 900 00:52:48,519 --> 00:52:51,283 - Hey! Hey! Hey! - Hold me! Hold me! 901 00:52:51,388 --> 00:52:55,620 - That's it. Let's go. You stay right where you are. - We're not movin'. 902 00:52:55,726 --> 00:52:58,957 - Go, you flies in the ointment! - [ Screams ] 903 00:52:59,062 --> 00:53:00,962 Get him! Get him! 904 00:53:01,064 --> 00:53:03,794 [ Man ] F.B.I., you broke my heart! 905 00:53:03,901 --> 00:53:06,267 You broke my heart! 906 00:53:06,370 --> 00:53:07,962 - [ Guns Clicking ] - Oh, shit. 907 00:53:08,071 --> 00:53:09,971 [ Woman ] Hold your fire.! 908 00:53:10,073 --> 00:53:11,836 - Hold your fire.! - That's good. I'm out. 909 00:53:11,942 --> 00:53:15,469 - Yeah, me too. - He is gonna lead us to Mr. Big. 910 00:53:15,579 --> 00:53:18,446 - He has the antidote for the bioattack. - For the convention center. 911 00:53:18,549 --> 00:53:20,449 - You're undercover F.B.I. -Just fucking amazing. 912 00:53:20,551 --> 00:53:22,451 - [Johnson ] She earned it. - Yeah, I am. It's amazing. 913 00:53:22,553 --> 00:53:24,214 - You got a little bit- - Do I-Yeah. 914 00:53:24,321 --> 00:53:27,722 - On both sides. - Oh, do I? It's all right, 'cause I'm gonna keep doin' it. 915 00:53:27,825 --> 00:53:31,124 This whole goddamn thing is busted wide open,Jeff. Busted open like a $2.00 pi¨¾ata. 916 00:53:31,228 --> 00:53:33,822 The F.B.I. has had a mole in with this drug jefe for months. 917 00:53:33,931 --> 00:53:36,491 She knows everything. She knows names. She knows dates. She knows places. 918 00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:39,660 She can connect the drug jefe to the bioattack. 919 00:53:39,770 --> 00:53:42,034 She can connect the bioattack to this Mr. Big. 920 00:53:42,139 --> 00:53:45,575 She can connect Mr. Big, the bioattack and the drug jefe to the antidote. 921 00:53:45,676 --> 00:53:48,736 We get to Mr. Big, all of these cops are fiine. This bird is gonna sing. 922 00:53:48,846 --> 00:53:52,577 - She's gonna sing like a little bird. - Where-And where is she? 923 00:53:52,683 --> 00:53:55,948 It's a 23-delta-one, sir. Massive cocaine overdose. 924 00:54:08,632 --> 00:54:10,532 You're fiired. 925 00:54:10,634 --> 00:54:12,534 All of you. 926 00:54:12,636 --> 00:54:15,230 Um, hand in your badges. 927 00:54:15,339 --> 00:54:17,136 Out of Miami. 928 00:54:17,241 --> 00:54:19,106 - I'm sorry,Jeff. -Just don't say you're sorry. 929 00:54:19,209 --> 00:54:20,403 - Okay. - I'm sorry,Jeff. 930 00:54:20,511 --> 00:54:23,605 Don't- S- Don't say that you're- 931 00:54:23,714 --> 00:54:25,682 - Our bad. - I have to apologize. 932 00:54:25,782 --> 00:54:27,249 Don't say anything. 933 00:54:27,351 --> 00:54:29,649 - We suck. - No,j- 934 00:54:29,753 --> 00:54:31,687 - I am really sorry, you know. - Don't sa- I s- 935 00:54:31,788 --> 00:54:34,757 - You know. You know how shit goes d- - No, I-Just go. 936 00:54:34,858 --> 00:54:36,348 - Sorry. - Go. Go. 937 00:54:39,530 --> 00:54:43,432 I have some regrets. I, uh- 938 00:54:43,534 --> 00:54:45,934 It may seem dumb... 939 00:54:46,036 --> 00:54:48,834 but they had one of those six-person bicycles. 940 00:54:52,543 --> 00:54:54,807 We never got to ride it. 941 00:54:54,912 --> 00:54:58,279 Yeah, might as well take this and- 942 00:55:01,285 --> 00:55:03,651 ''Miami's only 2 4-hour tattoo parlor. 943 00:55:03,754 --> 00:55:05,915 ''Ron's Discount Tattoo. No waiting. 944 00:55:06,023 --> 00:55:08,253 Hepatitis free.'' Oh, my God! I think this is it. 945 00:55:12,930 --> 00:55:14,864 Sheriff's department. 946 00:55:14,965 --> 00:55:16,865 - Ron, I'm looking for Ron. - Hello. 947 00:55:16,967 --> 00:55:18,457 - Ron. - Hello. 948 00:55:18,569 --> 00:55:21,265 - Buddy. - Yeah? 949 00:55:21,371 --> 00:55:24,738 Do you remember me at all? Please say yes. 950 00:55:24,841 --> 00:55:28,242 Oh, hey, I don't recognize the face, but I certainly recognize the cleavage. 951 00:55:28,345 --> 00:55:30,870 How are you, Clem? We didn't know you was fuzz. 952 00:55:30,981 --> 00:55:32,915 - You remember Paul, right? - Hiya. Yeah, hi. 953 00:55:33,016 --> 00:55:34,916 - How you doin'? - Nice to see you. 954 00:55:35,018 --> 00:55:37,509 Please, I- I am in- I'm in hell here. 955 00:55:37,621 --> 00:55:39,919 - Who is this? - Oh, that came out real clean. 956 00:55:40,023 --> 00:55:43,754 - That's good work, Ron. - That is a tight tit tat. 957 00:55:43,860 --> 00:55:46,351 Thanks. Help me out. 958 00:55:46,463 --> 00:55:49,728 - All right. Well- - Who is it? 959 00:55:49,833 --> 00:55:53,098 Okay, well,you come in with this guy. He was an older guy. 960 00:55:53,203 --> 00:55:56,661 Looked to me like- I don't know- he was homeless. Wouldn't you say, Paul? 961 00:55:56,773 --> 00:55:58,673 Yep. Hobo. 962 00:56:00,043 --> 00:56:02,841 And you got his face tattooed right there on your tit. 963 00:56:07,551 --> 00:56:09,485 So- [ Chuckles ] 964 00:56:12,789 --> 00:56:17,556 - What you're sayin' is I wandered in here- - Stumbled. 965 00:56:17,661 --> 00:56:21,757 Stumbled in here... with a vagrant. 966 00:56:23,166 --> 00:56:25,191 More or less. Yeah. 967 00:56:25,302 --> 00:56:27,270 And I... 968 00:56:28,472 --> 00:56:31,270 defaced my chest- 969 00:56:31,375 --> 00:56:34,037 No,you- y-you faced your chest. 970 00:56:34,144 --> 00:56:36,203 If you want, we could cover that up. 971 00:56:36,313 --> 00:56:38,679 I could make a unicorn out of that. 972 00:56:38,782 --> 00:56:41,842 Freehand. I do everything freehand. 973 00:56:41,952 --> 00:56:45,285 We screwed up pretty good. 974 00:56:45,389 --> 00:56:48,153 We letJeff the acting mayor down. 975 00:56:48,258 --> 00:56:51,091 But we're big enough... 976 00:56:51,194 --> 00:56:53,890 to admit when we made a mistake. 977 00:56:53,997 --> 00:56:58,525 And... we're smart enough to fiix it. 978 00:56:58,635 --> 00:57:00,626 We're gonna make it up toJeff. 979 00:57:00,737 --> 00:57:02,637 And how are we gonna make it up toJeff? 980 00:57:02,739 --> 00:57:05,674 The best way we know how, that's how. 981 00:57:05,776 --> 00:57:09,268 - Ice cream cake! - [ Cheering ] 982 00:57:13,450 --> 00:57:16,010 [ Woman ] Coming.! 983 00:57:16,119 --> 00:57:18,280 - Here I come.! - She's coming. 984 00:57:18,388 --> 00:57:20,686 - I'm almost there.! - She's almost here. 985 00:57:20,791 --> 00:57:23,453 All right, who's he- 986 00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:27,052 - Oh! Hello! Look at all of you. - Hey. 987 00:57:27,164 --> 00:57:29,325 How many? Trick or treat. 988 00:57:29,433 --> 00:57:31,628 - Yeah, is that what you want? - Well, no, we came- 989 00:57:31,735 --> 00:57:34,067 - Is Jeff around? - Yeah. Yeah. He's cleaning his room. 990 00:57:34,171 --> 00:57:36,071 - Oh. - So disappointed in that boy. 991 00:57:36,173 --> 00:57:38,073 - Yeah, he's- he's- - Oh, God, it's a mess. 992 00:57:38,175 --> 00:57:40,405 - Yeah. What do you want? - Well, he's kinda disappointed in us... 993 00:57:40,510 --> 00:57:42,671 - so we brought him a ice cream cake. - [ Gasps ] 994 00:57:42,779 --> 00:57:44,747 Oh, my God! [ Mutters ] Ice cream cake! 995 00:57:44,848 --> 00:57:46,748 Oh, she loves ice cream. Oh, my God! 996 00:57:46,850 --> 00:57:50,251 - Chocolate chip? - No,just vanilla. It's just a vanilla. 997 00:57:50,353 --> 00:57:52,287 All right, come on in. 998 00:57:52,389 --> 00:57:53,913 - Jeff!. - He's, uh, in his room there? 999 00:57:54,024 --> 00:57:56,959 -[ Woman ] Careful of your shoes, please. - Watch out for your shoes. 1000 00:57:57,060 --> 00:57:59,358 - Hey,Jeff. - Maybe this would be cheaper than baby laxative. 1001 00:57:59,463 --> 00:58:01,363 Those pennies add up. 1002 00:58:12,709 --> 00:58:15,269 Take a bow, Reno cops. 1003 00:58:15,378 --> 00:58:19,781 - You- Good job. - Did you set me up, man? 'Cause if you did, man- 1004 00:58:19,883 --> 00:58:21,783 What the hell are you even saying? 1005 00:58:21,885 --> 00:58:23,944 How clear could I have made it? Leave no connection between us. 1006 00:58:24,054 --> 00:58:27,251 - I don't leave nothing, man. I see these guys on the- - Don't leave nothin'. 1007 00:58:27,357 --> 00:58:29,951 Then we don't have to worry about them coming with a camera and- 1008 00:58:30,060 --> 00:58:31,960 Oh, my God! Here they are! 1009 00:58:32,062 --> 00:58:35,225 How did they fiigure out that we were gonna poison everyone... 1010 00:58:35,332 --> 00:58:37,323 in the way of me being the mayor? 1011 00:58:37,434 --> 00:58:41,894 And then you, with all of your drug contacts and distribution... 1012 00:58:42,005 --> 00:58:44,030 was going to turn this state... 1013 00:58:44,141 --> 00:58:48,874 into the biggest narco empire on planet Earth? 1014 00:58:48,979 --> 00:58:51,948 - Well, they fiiguring it out now. - Well, obviously, yeah. 1015 00:58:52,048 --> 00:58:54,346 Obviously, you guys put it all together. 1016 00:58:54,451 --> 00:58:59,889 That's exactly right, Spoder. We fiigured it out. 1017 00:58:59,990 --> 00:59:01,582 - Mm-hmm. - A-All of it. 1018 00:59:01,691 --> 00:59:03,283 - Amen. - And- 1019 00:59:03,393 --> 00:59:05,827 Could you go over the middle part again, what you were doing? 1020 00:59:05,929 --> 00:59:08,591 Oh, I'd be- I'd be happy to repeat the middle part. 1021 00:59:08,698 --> 00:59:10,165 - Okay. - Um, our plan was- 1022 00:59:10,267 --> 00:59:12,861 - All right, everyone. Everyone. Everyone, get back! - [ Clamoring ] 1023 00:59:12,969 --> 00:59:14,937 Get back! No, no, put that away! 1024 00:59:15,038 --> 00:59:18,235 Close the case. Close the case. Close the case and give it to me. 1025 00:59:18,341 --> 00:59:21,276 - Give me the antidote! Give me the antidote! - Give him the antidote! 1026 00:59:21,378 --> 00:59:22,868 - Okay. - Sorry. 1027 00:59:22,979 --> 00:59:24,844 - Hey, man. - You're on your own. 1028 00:59:24,948 --> 00:59:26,848 - No, you know what you are, man? - What? 1029 00:59:26,950 --> 00:59:29,043 I say, you know what you are? 1030 00:59:29,152 --> 00:59:32,315 You're haza. You're haza, man. 1031 00:59:32,422 --> 00:59:36,518 I've understood, like, every third word you've said to me the whole time I've known you. 1032 00:59:36,626 --> 00:59:39,322 And you know what? I don't really care. 1033 00:59:39,429 --> 00:59:42,125 'Cause all of you- [ Laughs ] 1034 00:59:42,232 --> 00:59:44,598 get a load of Spoder! [ Laughs ] 1035 00:59:44,701 --> 00:59:45,668 - Oh- - Whoa.! 1036 00:59:45,769 --> 00:59:47,828 Okay, okay. Okay. 1037 00:59:49,873 --> 00:59:51,773 [ Without Accent ] This isn't me. This isn't- 1038 00:59:51,875 --> 00:59:53,900 - [ Dangle ] What happened to your accent? - [ Williams ] Whoa. 1039 00:59:54,010 --> 00:59:56,535 My name is Ethan. I live just outside of Denver. 1040 00:59:56,646 --> 00:59:58,739 - Shut up! - Well, not anymore. No, I live here now. 1041 00:59:58,849 --> 01:00:01,044 Originally, I'm from Fort Collins. 1042 01:00:01,151 --> 01:00:03,881 I was dealing blow in Colorado, all right? 1043 01:00:03,987 --> 01:00:06,854 Uh, but it was a- a fruitless thing to do- No one cared. 1044 01:00:06,957 --> 01:00:08,857 It's hard to sell coke there. 1045 01:00:08,959 --> 01:00:12,019 I don't know whether it's the elevation or just the way of life there. 1046 01:00:12,128 --> 01:00:15,928 They're more interested in, uh, like, you know, mush- mushrooms and acid and stuff. 1047 01:00:16,032 --> 01:00:19,399 - This was, uh- - Hey, there's the, uh- antidote- 1048 01:00:19,502 --> 01:00:23,734 - Do you have more of that here or is it all with him? - No, he took all of it. 1049 01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:27,332 - He has all of the antidote. - Oh, shit. We should wrap this up. 1050 01:00:27,444 --> 01:00:29,742 Like I told you, I will give you anything you want. 1051 01:00:29,846 --> 01:00:32,041 Uh, as long as I get immunity here. I don't care. 1052 01:00:32,148 --> 01:00:34,446 - I'll rat that guy. - I think we can do that. That's cool. 1053 01:00:34,551 --> 01:00:37,384 - I think we can do immunity, right? - That would be the greatest. 1054 01:00:37,487 --> 01:00:39,387 - No immunity to bullets. - Oh, God.! 1055 01:00:39,489 --> 01:00:41,548 - [ Screaming ] - [ Dangle ] Oh, God.! 1056 01:00:44,861 --> 01:00:46,829 [ Sighs ] 1057 01:00:46,930 --> 01:00:48,921 - Let's get him! - Oh, my God! Get him! Get him! 1058 01:00:49,032 --> 01:00:50,932 - Go! Go! Go! Go! - Ow! Ow! Ow! 1059 01:00:51,034 --> 01:00:52,934 Shit! She's stuck! She's stuck! 1060 01:00:53,036 --> 01:00:54,936 - Push me! - Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 1061 01:00:55,038 --> 01:00:56,938 Go the other way! Go the other way! 1062 01:00:57,040 --> 01:00:59,065 Other way.! Other way.! Other way.! Other way.! Other way.! 1063 01:00:59,175 --> 01:01:01,075 - Go! Go! Go! - Hey, what's going on? 1064 01:01:01,177 --> 01:01:03,577 - You stay right there, Mrs. Spoder. - Why are you going away now? 1065 01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:06,342 - [ Dangle ] You're a material witness, Mrs. Spoder! - We're gonna come back for you. 1066 01:01:06,449 --> 01:01:08,417 - Can somebody help me? - Spoder! 1067 01:01:08,518 --> 01:01:10,713 - Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! - Drop it.! Drop it right away, now.! 1068 01:01:10,820 --> 01:01:13,584 Oh, my God!Jesus! 1069 01:01:13,690 --> 01:01:15,920 Hey! Hey! 1070 01:01:16,026 --> 01:01:19,325 What the fuck? Did they- Did they run away? No running away! What the fuck? 1071 01:01:19,496 --> 01:01:22,488 - Go! Come on! Go! Go! Go! - All right, you want a chase? 1072 01:01:22,599 --> 01:01:24,499 - [ Dangle ] He's goin'. - [ Gunshot ] 1073 01:01:24,601 --> 01:01:26,728 - Oh, time out. - [Johnson ] Hang on, Wiegel! 1074 01:01:28,505 --> 01:01:30,405 - [ Gunshots ] -Jeff!. 1075 01:01:30,507 --> 01:01:32,407 - Travis! - Give it up! 1076 01:01:32,509 --> 01:01:34,409 -Junior, don't play God. - Travis! 1077 01:01:34,511 --> 01:01:38,038 - Out of the way! Police pursuit! - Whoa! 1078 01:01:38,148 --> 01:01:40,946 - [ Dangle ] You gotta- Son of a-Jesus! -Junior! Halt! 1079 01:01:41,051 --> 01:01:43,315 - Whoa! - I got him! 1080 01:01:43,420 --> 01:01:47,220 - Come on. Let's go for it! - Get out of the vehicle now! 1081 01:01:47,324 --> 01:01:50,054 - Ohh! - Nice one. 1082 01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:53,095 - [Jeffi] You don't wanna go where I'm goin;! - [ Dangle ] Why not? 1083 01:01:53,196 --> 01:01:55,858 - Go to the left! - Miami cops! 1084 01:01:55,966 --> 01:01:57,900 - Ohh! Ohh! - [ Horn Honks ] 1085 01:01:58,001 --> 01:02:00,902 - Oh, my God! - Oh! Hey! 1086 01:02:01,004 --> 01:02:02,869 [ Man ] Assholes.! 1087 01:02:02,973 --> 01:02:05,441 - Don't you dare! Don't you dare! - Uh-uh! Uh-uh! 1088 01:02:05,542 --> 01:02:07,407 Hey! Hey! 1089 01:02:07,510 --> 01:02:11,674 - Watch where you're shooting!Jesus Christ! - We're between you and him! 1090 01:02:11,781 --> 01:02:13,476 [ Bell Clanging ] 1091 01:02:13,583 --> 01:02:15,517 - He's gonna jump that bridge! - I know. I know. 1092 01:02:15,618 --> 01:02:19,019 - He's gonna do it! - [Jeff] I'm gonna jump it! 1093 01:02:19,122 --> 01:02:23,786 - Hammer of the gods! - [Johnson ] He's gonna jump it. Shit! 1094 01:02:23,893 --> 01:02:27,021 - Whoa! - [ Dangle ] Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 1095 01:02:27,130 --> 01:02:30,327 - Oh, that hurts. - Oh, my neck. 1096 01:02:30,433 --> 01:02:32,663 - Everybody, hey, hands up! Hands up! - [ Gunshot ] 1097 01:02:32,769 --> 01:02:35,738 - [ Screams ] - Get down! Get down! Get down! 1098 01:02:35,839 --> 01:02:37,830 - No, no, I mean- I mean, stand up! - Get down? 1099 01:02:37,941 --> 01:02:41,377 - No, don't get- I swear to God! - Tell us what you want us to do,Jeff!. 1100 01:02:41,478 --> 01:02:44,311 Everyone, stand up and look at me! Stand up and look at me! 1101 01:02:44,414 --> 01:02:48,145 - Stand up and look at you. - Put your guns down, everyone.! Kick 'em away.! 1102 01:02:48,251 --> 01:02:50,151 - K-Kick your guns away. - Kick 'em away? 1103 01:02:50,253 --> 01:02:53,051 Don't walk after them! Kick them away from you and stay where you are! 1104 01:02:53,156 --> 01:02:55,386 - Kick them and step back? - Kick them away and step back! 1105 01:02:55,492 --> 01:02:57,483 - What are you doing? - I'm kicking them and stepping back. 1106 01:02:57,594 --> 01:02:59,789 Step back! 1107 01:02:59,896 --> 01:03:03,263 Guess what? I'm glad it came to this. 1108 01:03:03,366 --> 01:03:08,133 I'm glad that you douche-nozzles ruined my plan. 1109 01:03:08,238 --> 01:03:12,368 Because now I am drunk on unprecedentedness. 1110 01:03:12,475 --> 01:03:16,138 - And th- What, Dangle? - Unprecedentiality. 1111 01:03:16,246 --> 01:03:20,410 - [ Machine Gun Firing ] - I will think of some-Stand up.! 1112 01:03:20,517 --> 01:03:23,645 Final words. Johnson, go. 1113 01:03:23,753 --> 01:03:26,153 Um, um, uh, legalize it? 1114 01:03:26,256 --> 01:03:28,383 Great. Fine. Wiegel. 1115 01:03:28,491 --> 01:03:31,858 - Okay, when I was in the fourth grade- - Enough! 1116 01:03:31,961 --> 01:03:36,796 - Dangle, last words. - Uh, he, uh, uh, uh- he loved it. 1117 01:03:36,900 --> 01:03:38,834 - Great. - Shit! 1118 01:03:38,935 --> 01:03:41,062 - All right, no, that's your last words. - Jeffi-Jeffi,no, no.! 1119 01:03:41,171 --> 01:03:43,401 - That's your last words. - That's not my last words! My last words- 1120 01:03:43,506 --> 01:03:46,873 - Here we go. Ready? - [ Kimball ] No, I think you should talk to him more.! 1121 01:03:46,976 --> 01:03:51,504 [Jones On P.A. ] Anybody call for backup? Yeah! 1122 01:03:51,614 --> 01:03:54,276 [ Garcia On P.A. ] ''El departmento de sheriff.'' 1123 01:03:54,384 --> 01:03:57,285 Die, you whirlybird motherfuckers! 1124 01:04:02,659 --> 01:04:04,820 [ Garcia ] No, I got it. Shit. Hold on. 1125 01:04:04,928 --> 01:04:07,453 Goddamn- No, I got it. Shit. Son of a bitch. 1126 01:04:12,602 --> 01:04:16,003 [Jeffi] I give up, whirlybird.! I give up, whirlybird.! 1127 01:04:16,106 --> 01:04:18,904 - Whoo! Ha, ha! - [ Wiegel ] We did it.! 1128 01:04:19,008 --> 01:04:21,101 [ Laughing ] 1129 01:04:21,211 --> 01:04:25,910 - [ Laughing Continues ] - I need the extender! 1130 01:04:26,015 --> 01:04:29,041 I need the- another set of cuffs. He's too chubby to fiit 'em. 1131 01:04:29,152 --> 01:04:31,143 Yeah! 1132 01:04:31,254 --> 01:04:35,520 [ Laughing ] 1133 01:04:35,625 --> 01:04:39,322 I'm not chubby. This is protective karate fat. 1134 01:04:39,429 --> 01:04:44,093 - Protective karate fat. You know what? - Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 1135 01:04:44,200 --> 01:04:46,259 Tell it to the judge, Spoder. 1136 01:04:51,541 --> 01:04:55,375 Nice work, people. Nice work, indeed. 1137 01:04:55,478 --> 01:04:59,812 You know, I know we're probably not the smartest bunch of cops in the whole world. 1138 01:04:59,916 --> 01:05:02,043 Probably not the best trained. 1139 01:05:04,888 --> 01:05:07,516 Probably not the smartest bunch of cops in the whole world. 1140 01:05:07,624 --> 01:05:10,593 Individually, I don't think we look like much- 1141 01:05:10,693 --> 01:05:16,029 - a couple of colored people, some white folks, a lesbian. - Sir, I'm not- 1142 01:05:16,132 --> 01:05:19,590 But I- I think the important thing is- 1143 01:05:19,702 --> 01:05:22,694 Know what we are? Does anybody know what we are? 1144 01:05:22,805 --> 01:05:24,739 - A squad? - Gorgeous. 1145 01:05:24,841 --> 01:05:26,741 - Squad. Gorgeous. - People. 1146 01:05:26,843 --> 01:05:29,038 - People. All sort of right. - Broke. 1147 01:05:29,145 --> 01:05:30,908 - Rope? - Broke. 1148 01:05:31,014 --> 01:05:32,914 Broke. All pretty accurate. 1149 01:05:33,016 --> 01:05:34,608 - Heroes. - I thought you said rope. 1150 01:05:34,717 --> 01:05:37,709 Heroes- Can I fiini- Okay, can I fuckin' fiinish the thing I was gonna say? 1151 01:05:41,090 --> 01:05:43,354 [Junior ] Shit.! 1152 01:05:47,463 --> 01:05:50,125 That was my bad. 1153 01:05:50,233 --> 01:05:52,701 - Was that the oneJeff was in? - Yeah. 1154 01:05:55,672 --> 01:05:58,607 - Anybody- - Double-time. Double-time. 1155 01:05:58,708 --> 01:06:02,235 Double-time. Double-time. Trudy. Trudy, double-time. 1156 01:06:02,412 --> 01:06:05,745 [ Man On P.A.] If you were inside the convention center... 1157 01:06:05,848 --> 01:06:08,248 let's have you line up to be inoculated. 1158 01:06:08,351 --> 01:06:13,084 We have an antidote. We need everyone to line up now, please, in an orderly fashion. 1159 01:06:15,458 --> 01:06:18,359 - Hi. - [ Clears Throat ] 1160 01:06:18,461 --> 01:06:21,521 Look, you don't have to thank us. 1161 01:06:21,631 --> 01:06:23,690 I know. 1162 01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:26,928 You did your job. Barely. 1163 01:06:27,036 --> 01:06:29,231 So what? 1164 01:06:35,445 --> 01:06:38,937 Well, good ridd- riddance to you too. I mean- 1165 01:07:13,216 --> 01:07:16,049 These were literally right in front of me. 1166 01:07:16,152 --> 01:07:18,347 [ Williams ] He's getting his badge. 1167 01:07:20,590 --> 01:07:22,854 [ Cheering ] 1168 01:07:41,344 --> 01:07:43,744 - Heroes. - We did it. 1169 01:07:43,846 --> 01:07:46,246 Teamwork. Teamwork. Teamwork. Hands in. Hands in. 1170 01:07:46,349 --> 01:07:49,750 - That's my team. A teamwork team. - [ Together] Reno! 1171 01:07:49,852 --> 01:07:51,843 Best sheriff's department in the world. 1172 01:07:51,954 --> 01:07:53,888 I bet we're gonna make the national real deal. 1173 01:07:53,990 --> 01:07:55,890 - We rock. - Dangle. Can I talk to you? 1174 01:07:55,992 --> 01:07:59,325 - You could- - Yeah. Sure. 1175 01:08:00,563 --> 01:08:03,691 You're something to behold when you are in action. 1176 01:08:05,301 --> 01:08:07,701 I'm impressed. 1177 01:08:07,804 --> 01:08:12,434 And I have been wrong about you. I want to make it right. 1178 01:08:12,542 --> 01:08:15,773 I want to invite you to the Aspen Sheriff's Department. 1179 01:08:17,213 --> 01:08:19,443 We'd like you to join us. 1180 01:08:26,656 --> 01:08:28,624 [ Sighs ] 1181 01:08:30,860 --> 01:08:33,351 Sheriff Wagner... 1182 01:08:33,463 --> 01:08:37,399 the Reno Sheriff's Department isn't just my coworkers... 1183 01:08:38,601 --> 01:08:40,569 they're like my family. 1184 01:08:43,339 --> 01:08:46,308 But they're also... 1185 01:08:48,711 --> 01:08:53,341 the dumbest group of people I've ever met who weren't legally retarded. 1186 01:08:55,184 --> 01:08:57,175 So I- I would like a new family. 1187 01:08:57,286 --> 01:08:59,345 And I'd like that family to be you guys. 1188 01:08:59,455 --> 01:09:03,551 - You're awesome. Yes, I accept. Thank you very much. - Boys. 1189 01:09:03,659 --> 01:09:06,423 Guys, I'll see you! I'm going, uh, to Aspen. 1190 01:09:06,529 --> 01:09:08,429 - What? - Well, when are you gonna be back? 1191 01:09:08,531 --> 01:09:11,398 Uh, won't. Won't be back. I'm taking a job at the Aspen Sheriff's Department. 1192 01:09:11,501 --> 01:09:13,662 - [ Wiegel ] What? - You're quittin'? 1193 01:09:13,770 --> 01:09:17,069 Yeah. I'm not quitting. No. I mean, well, I am. 1194 01:09:17,173 --> 01:09:19,004 Jim, you're just gonna leave me here? 1195 01:09:19,108 --> 01:09:22,100 - No, I'm gonna leave all of you here. - I love you. 1196 01:09:22,211 --> 01:09:24,839 - I know. I know. You've always loved me. It's fiine. - Oh. 1197 01:09:24,947 --> 01:09:27,472 I'll see you guys. Where do you guys ski? 1198 01:09:27,583 --> 01:09:29,778 Do you guys ski Ajax or do you guys ski Snowmass? 1199 01:09:37,193 --> 01:09:39,957 - Hold mine too. - Sure was a good time. 1200 01:09:40,062 --> 01:09:42,223 - [ Williams ] Oh, he's not holding your bag. - Whoo! 1201 01:09:42,331 --> 01:09:45,459 - [Johnson ] Hey, Terry. - ~~ [ Humming ] 1202 01:09:45,568 --> 01:09:49,026 - What are you doing here? - Terry was giving tug jobs on the East Coast out here. 1203 01:09:49,138 --> 01:09:51,038 He says he's out here recording his album. 1204 01:09:51,140 --> 01:09:53,574 I am recording my album. See, I have a violin. 1205 01:09:53,676 --> 01:09:57,544 - [ Wiegel ] Mm-hmm. That's a ukulele, Terry. - Your mom's a ukulele, Terry. 1206 01:09:57,647 --> 01:10:00,639 We're getting on the bus and going back home. We're not in the mood for your high jinks. 1207 01:10:00,750 --> 01:10:03,617 I'm not taking the bus, 'cause A: it smells like farts. 1208 01:10:03,719 --> 01:10:07,655 B: I have my own jet, okay, that my dad bought me for Flag Day. 1209 01:10:07,757 --> 01:10:09,952 - I already told you that. - Terry, you gonna take your limo? 1210 01:10:10,059 --> 01:10:12,289 I'll take my limo. Yes, that's correct. 1211 01:10:12,395 --> 01:10:14,329 And my limo driver, Barry Baum. 1212 01:10:14,430 --> 01:10:17,194 - Your limo driver Barry Baum- - That's his name. Barry Baum. 1213 01:10:17,300 --> 01:10:20,064 - is gonna take you to your privatejet? - Here it is. Oh. 1214 01:10:20,169 --> 01:10:22,296 Hey, look at my ''lim'.'' It just appeared. 1215 01:10:22,405 --> 01:10:26,239 - Hi, Barry Baum. - Sir. 1216 01:10:26,342 --> 01:10:29,778 - Sir, is your name, in fact, Barry Baum? - Thank you. 1217 01:10:29,879 --> 01:10:31,779 I'm Barry Baum, yes. 1218 01:10:31,881 --> 01:10:35,146 You guys want a ride or do you want to ride in the fartmobile? 1219 01:10:36,219 --> 01:10:38,517 - I got shotgun! - No, let's go. 1220 01:10:38,621 --> 01:10:40,589 - Yeah. - Let's go. 1221 01:10:42,625 --> 01:10:46,527 Whoo! Here it is! 1222 01:10:46,629 --> 01:10:48,597 - Super Terry Airlines. - [Jones ] Oh, my God. 1223 01:10:48,698 --> 01:10:52,327 - Come onboard. It's so fucking sweet. - Holy fuck! 1224 01:10:52,435 --> 01:10:55,404 - Ta-da! - Dad.! 1225 01:10:55,505 --> 01:10:59,566 - Fuck You, Dad. - Fuck you, Dad. 1226 01:10:59,675 --> 01:11:02,906 Fuck you. [ Laughing ] 1227 01:11:03,012 --> 01:11:06,038 - Do you like the new album or what? - I love the new album. 1228 01:11:06,148 --> 01:11:09,777 - Listening party. Monaco. - Oh, sign me up. 1229 01:11:09,886 --> 01:11:13,549 - I like the hair. It's so Stamos. - Thank you. Thank you. Who's your friends? 1230 01:11:13,656 --> 01:11:16,147 These are my friends from Reno. They're the police offiicers. 1231 01:11:16,259 --> 01:11:18,318 Nice to meet you, sir. You have a wonderful son. 1232 01:11:18,427 --> 01:11:20,452 Oh, thank you. I know I got a wonderful son. 1233 01:11:20,563 --> 01:11:23,896 We've arrested him several times for giving blow jobs on the street corner. 1234 01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:27,163 - Quick impression. - That's you. 1235 01:11:27,270 --> 01:11:29,898 Is this, uh, really, uh, his jet up here? 1236 01:11:30,006 --> 01:11:33,203 This is his jet. I gave it to him as a gift for Flag Day, remember? 1237 01:11:33,309 --> 01:11:36,745 I do remember. Oh, that was a great Flag Day. Probably my best one. 1238 01:11:36,846 --> 01:11:39,007 - TheJacuzzi's on. - We can get a ride? 1239 01:11:39,115 --> 01:11:41,515 - Sure. - Thank you, sir. 1240 01:11:41,617 --> 01:11:44,814 - I didn't believe you. I'm sorry. - It's okay. I love you guys. 1241 01:11:44,921 --> 01:11:47,287 - [ Williams ] Oh, my God.! - [Junior] Thank you, Terry. 1242 01:11:47,390 --> 01:11:50,052 - Oh, wow. - [Jones ] Whoo.! 1243 01:11:50,159 --> 01:11:52,650 - [ Laughing ] - Whoo.! 1244 01:11:55,498 --> 01:11:57,864 Um, as you know, we have, uh... 1245 01:11:57,967 --> 01:12:00,458 faced violence and danger on a daily basis... 1246 01:12:00,570 --> 01:12:02,834 - throughout our career, uh, via weapons... - [ Chattering ] 1247 01:12:02,939 --> 01:12:06,272 such as knives, shivs, forks, things like that. 1248 01:12:06,375 --> 01:12:09,139 The department wants us to be aware of something else. 1249 01:12:09,245 --> 01:12:11,304 They have issued us, uh... 1250 01:12:11,414 --> 01:12:15,817 a requirement to carry Handi sanitary wipes for the deadly fluids. 1251 01:12:15,918 --> 01:12:17,852 ~~~~[ Humming ] 1252 01:12:17,954 --> 01:12:20,684 Hi, guys. 1253 01:12:20,790 --> 01:12:24,624 [ Sighs ] ~~ [ Continues ] 1254 01:12:24,727 --> 01:12:27,059 I'll take it from here. 1255 01:12:27,163 --> 01:12:29,893 - Thank you. Thank you, guys. - ~~ [ Continues ] 1256 01:12:33,569 --> 01:12:36,231 [ Dangle ] I wanna-[ Sighs ] 1257 01:12:38,407 --> 01:12:41,171 I got out to Colorado... 1258 01:12:41,277 --> 01:12:44,405 and I went out, uh, and stood... 1259 01:12:44,513 --> 01:12:47,949 at the top of a mountain they- they call Ajax. 1260 01:12:48,050 --> 01:12:52,077 And I looked down the mountain, and I looked at all the runs. 1261 01:12:52,188 --> 01:12:57,125 And I could see the way that the runs intertwined. 1262 01:12:57,226 --> 01:13:00,059 - They found out you were a- - Yeah, they did. Mm-hmm. 1263 01:13:00,162 --> 01:13:03,063 Yeah. They got a zero tolerance on that one over there. 1264 01:13:04,367 --> 01:13:08,667 I just want to say I know that, um- 1265 01:13:08,771 --> 01:13:11,035 I know that you came back for me. 1266 01:13:11,140 --> 01:13:13,370 And I appreciate it. 1267 01:13:16,012 --> 01:13:18,173 - We'll talk later. - Okay. 1268 01:13:19,582 --> 01:13:21,482 - Sorry, gang. - [ Dangle ] It's okay. 1269 01:13:21,584 --> 01:13:27,352 No better way to show your affiection than a quick... wiener cupping. 1270 01:13:29,058 --> 01:13:32,687 - Hey,Jim, you know what you missed while you weren't here? - What's that? 1271 01:13:32,795 --> 01:13:34,820 - Pajama Tuesdays. - Oh, sweet! 1272 01:13:34,930 --> 01:13:37,364 Which, uh, she was only one who really participated in. 1273 01:13:37,466 --> 01:13:42,267 And I think that she did not do it on purpose, but then tried to play it off as Pajama Tuesday. 1274 01:13:42,371 --> 01:13:44,339 [ Dangle ] Hey, gang.! Amazing news. 1275 01:13:44,440 --> 01:13:50,072 Oh, my God. We have been invited to take part in Handcuffs Across the Water. 1276 01:13:50,179 --> 01:13:52,545 - [ Gasps ] - We're going to Scotland Yard! 1277 01:13:52,648 --> 01:13:55,947 - Yes.! - [ All Cheering ] 1278 01:13:56,052 --> 01:13:56,852 [ Gunshot ] 1279 01:14:01,157 --> 01:14:04,456 All week long I've been looking for this guy. 1280 01:14:04,560 --> 01:14:07,324 And he's on my boob, and he's on my boob forever, you know. 1281 01:14:07,430 --> 01:14:09,864 And I don't- I don't know who this is. 1282 01:14:09,965 --> 01:14:12,229 I don't know who this is, but damn it, Garcia... 1283 01:14:12,334 --> 01:14:16,498 - I just thought fiinally, you know, I can- - Yeah. Yeah. 1284 01:14:16,605 --> 01:14:19,870 - can come home to somebody. - My God, I had the same thing happen to me. I- 1285 01:14:20,976 --> 01:14:22,705 Right there. 1286 01:14:22,812 --> 01:14:25,804 - Kinda. - You got a tattoo. 1287 01:14:34,657 --> 01:14:37,717 - Please, go on the other side of the fence. You don't want- - On the other side of the fence? 1288 01:14:37,827 --> 01:14:41,160 I want to fiind out what your half lives like. Lulu! 1289 01:14:41,263 --> 01:14:45,063 ~~ [ Singing ] 1290 01:14:45,167 --> 01:14:47,294 ~~ [ Ends ] 1291 01:14:47,403 --> 01:14:48,927 - What are you doing? - Huh? 1292 01:14:49,038 --> 01:14:50,938 - What is that? - I'm giving you what you're asking for. 1293 01:14:51,040 --> 01:14:54,498 You wouldn't dare shoot me. And I'll prove it. 1294 01:14:54,610 --> 01:14:57,579 - Holy shit! - Okay, step out of the pool. 1295 01:14:57,680 --> 01:15:02,014 Look at you! Wow. 1296 01:15:02,118 --> 01:15:05,576 You are, uh, in high school. 1297 01:15:05,688 --> 01:15:09,385 Junior high. I'll be 1 4 next month. I missed seventh grade. 1298 01:15:09,492 --> 01:15:12,723 [ Laughing ] Hey! Fourteen! Next month! 1299 01:15:12,828 --> 01:15:16,264 - No, well, I'm a whole year older for my grade. - That's great. Good for you. 1300 01:15:16,365 --> 01:15:19,857 - How are you? - I'm running away from home. So fuck you and fuck Iowa. 1301 01:15:19,969 --> 01:15:22,995 - I'm leaving with my man. - She's not- She's not- She's not running away from home. 1302 01:15:23,105 --> 01:15:25,096 - Come on. Let's go. Let's go. - No, no, no, no! 1303 01:15:25,207 --> 01:15:27,334 - Come on. - Is it the uniform? Is it the uniform? 1304 01:15:27,443 --> 01:15:29,343 - I can take it off. - No, no, no, no. 1305 01:15:29,445 --> 01:15:31,436 - No! - I can take it off!. No, I'll take it off!. 1306 01:15:31,547 --> 01:15:33,708 Joe.Joe.Joe. We'll get in real trouble with this. 1307 01:15:33,816 --> 01:15:36,649 I'll be bad. Look, I'll be your naughty schoolgirl! 1308 01:15:36,752 --> 01:15:39,084 - No! No! - No! That's not really-That's not really funny... 1309 01:15:39,188 --> 01:15:41,588 - if you're actually still in school. - I have on really cute under- 1310 01:15:41,690 --> 01:15:43,590 - They're fuzzy hearts. - No, no, no! 1311 01:15:43,692 --> 01:15:47,389 - Touch my fuzzy hearts! No! - No, no, no! 1312 01:15:47,496 --> 01:15:49,396 No.! 1313 01:15:49,498 --> 01:15:52,626 Very, very nice to meet you. You have a very good drive back to Iowa. 1314 01:15:52,735 --> 01:15:56,728 - No, no, no! - Why? [ Sobbing ] 1315 01:15:56,839 --> 01:15:59,865 Call me when you're 1 6. 1316 01:15:59,975 --> 01:16:03,968 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Easy. Easy does it. 1317 01:16:04,079 --> 01:16:06,206 Easy. Easy. Easy. Easy. Easy. 1318 01:16:06,315 --> 01:16:09,079 Tru. Tru. Easy. Easy. Easy. Wait. Okay. 1319 01:16:09,185 --> 01:16:11,176 I don't know. I saw this in the movies once. 1320 01:16:11,287 --> 01:16:14,723 - It doesn't go like this. - I don't think- I think I'm supposed to be where you are. 1321 01:16:14,824 --> 01:16:18,225 - Auf Wiedersehen. - Auf Wiedersehen. 1322 01:16:19,295 --> 01:16:21,195 - All right. - She speaks Dutch. 1323 01:16:21,297 --> 01:16:24,232 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Tell me the truth. 1324 01:16:24,333 --> 01:16:29,293 You are a lesbian, right? I ain't gonna tell nobody. 1325 01:16:29,405 --> 01:16:32,932 I don't know how many times or how many ways I have to say this. 1326 01:16:33,042 --> 01:16:35,067 I am not a lesbian. 1327 01:16:37,580 --> 01:16:40,378 I'm pretty sure she is. 1328 01:16:40,482 --> 01:16:43,542 Get back on your Commie fuckin' raft, and get the hell back to Cuba. 1329 01:16:43,652 --> 01:16:45,882 And you know what? Tell Castro we said, ''Hey, what's up?'' 1330 01:16:45,988 --> 01:16:47,250 - [ Gunshots ] - Now! 1331 01:16:47,356 --> 01:16:49,984 [ Phone Rings ] 1332 01:16:57,600 --> 01:16:59,500 You know you're going through X-ray, don't you? 1333 01:16:59,602 --> 01:17:01,593 How does it work? What the hell kind of a- 1334 01:17:01,704 --> 01:17:05,504 - Oh, see, it's like that. You put it in, and then you- - Don't- Don't do that. 1335 01:17:05,608 --> 01:17:08,202 - Okay. What's that for? - This gets the resin out, and then you- Here. 1336 01:17:08,310 --> 01:17:10,073 - You suck the resin off. Get high. - Don't, don't, don't- 1337 01:17:10,179 --> 01:17:12,739 But you can also do a shotgun- You can shotgun it too. 1338 01:17:12,848 --> 01:17:15,874 Well, wait, I can- No, you shotgun it off of here. You light the middle. 1339 01:17:15,985 --> 01:17:18,886 - And then you light it, and you go- - Oh, that's shotgunnin' it. 1340 01:17:18,988 --> 01:17:20,888 - Double bong. Double bong. - Please- Please don't do that. 1341 01:17:20,990 --> 01:17:23,754 - You suck on that. You suck on this end. - That end right there- 1342 01:17:23,859 --> 01:17:25,759 - And then you- - Okay, no- 1343 01:17:25,861 --> 01:17:30,025 - What does it do? - That is inserted in the anus... 1344 01:17:30,132 --> 01:17:35,570 and then you pull this to extract impacted fecal matter. 1345 01:17:38,674 --> 01:17:40,642 I'm a proctologist. 1346 01:17:47,850 --> 01:17:50,842 - That explains the- the taste of the old butt. - Yeah. 1347 01:17:54,590 --> 01:17:58,526 ~~~~[ Man Singing ] 1348 01:18:18,614 --> 01:18:20,741 ~~~~[ Continues ] 1349 01:18:54,583 --> 01:18:57,313 ~~~~[ Continues ] 1350 01:20:22,905 --> 01:20:25,567 ~~~~[ Ends ] 1351 01:20:47,729 --> 01:20:51,893 ~~~~[ Vocalizing ] 1352 01:21:41,817 --> 01:21:43,717 ~~~~[ Ends ] 1353 01:21:43,886 --> 01:21:47,117 - Check it out. - [ Beeping ] 1354 01:21:50,159 --> 01:21:52,320 - That one works. - [ Beeping ] 1355 01:21:55,397 --> 01:21:58,230 [ Beeping Continues ] 1356 01:22:06,775 --> 01:22:09,073 - Is it workin'? It's stuck. - The bag's stuck in there? 1357 01:22:09,178 --> 01:22:12,272 - The bag's stuck. - Here, well, get it in- 1358 01:22:14,349 --> 01:22:16,874 - What's the radioactive symbol for? - Uh- 1359 01:22:16,985 --> 01:22:20,045 - Can you get it? - Wait. Okay, wait, push it this way. 1360 01:22:20,155 --> 01:22:22,055 - Push it which way? - Yeah. 1361 01:22:22,157 --> 01:22:24,591 - That way? - No, th- No, other way. Other way. Other way. 1362 01:22:24,693 --> 01:22:27,218 Please. Other way. Ow! Motherfucker! Goddamn it! 1363 01:22:27,329 --> 01:22:29,229 - Hang on. Hang on, I got it! - Ow! Ahh! 1364 01:22:29,331 --> 01:22:31,526 - Oh, don't! - I got it. I got it. I got it. 1365 01:22:31,633 --> 01:22:34,033 No, no, no, no! Jesus! Ohh! Ohh! 1366 01:22:34,136 --> 01:22:37,037 Please stop it. Please stop it. Ow! 1367 01:22:37,139 --> 01:22:39,039 Oh. Hey, okay, okay, okay! 1368 01:22:39,141 --> 01:22:41,769 - Oh, my God. - Please, don't move again. 1369 01:22:41,877 --> 01:22:44,243 - You never had your wisdom teeth out? - What do you mean? 1370 01:22:44,346 --> 01:22:47,213 - I think you might need your wisdom teeth out, bro. - What are wisdom teeth? 1371 01:22:48,817 --> 01:22:53,618 Is it goin'? Is it goin'? Do I- Do I talk now? Do I talk? 1372 01:22:53,722 --> 01:22:56,520 Do I look at you, or do I look into the thing? 1373 01:23:00,128 --> 01:23:03,120 You know, they told us just to act natural when the cameras are on... 1374 01:23:03,232 --> 01:23:06,690 but, uh, you know, you feel kinda like a- 1375 01:23:08,670 --> 01:23:12,504 Feel likeJeff Gordon or something with the camera on me all the time. 1376 01:23:12,608 --> 01:23:14,667 Wish I had something to say. 1377 01:23:16,411 --> 01:23:19,847 Do I look better like this- 1 0:00 and 1 2:00- or do I look better like this? 1378 01:23:19,948 --> 01:23:23,611 'Cause I could also- I could roll down a window and do, like- like this. 1379 01:23:24,753 --> 01:23:27,051 - Shit! Fuck! Ow! - [ Tires Squealing ]