I'm so embarrassed by a Robert Munsch
illustrated by Michael Marchenko Andrew
said his mom let's go to the mall you
need some new shoes
no said Andrew you always embarrass me
when we go to the mall you always say
you are not going to embarrass me and
you always do so no I am NOT going to
the mall I promise not to embarrass you
said his mom ha ha
said Andrew but he went anyways because
he really needed to get new shoes just
at the door to the mall Andrews mother
said Oh Andrew
you didn't comb your hair so Andrews
mother spit on her hand and patted
Andrews hair till it was all flat ah
yelled Andrew spit mommy spit on my hair
at the mall very embarrassing
oh dear said Andrews mom I am sorry
about this spit I keep forgetting how
big you are don't worry I will be very
careful and will not embarrass you again
ah said Andrew so Andrew and his mom
went walking down the mall and Andrew
saw his aunt please please said Andrew
don't say hello to my kissy aunt Oh
Andrew said his mom I have to say hello
so Andrews mom said hello and Andrews
aunt gave him a big hug scrunch and a
large wet kiss
that left lipstick all over his face
yelled Andrew lipstick hugs and kisses
lipstick hugs and kisses at the mall I
think I am going to die
Andrew hid up in a tree Andrews mom
talked to his aunt for about three hours
and then she said Andrew where are you
don't get lost what are you up in a tree
I am definitely going to get lost if I
don't stop getting hugs and kisses said
Andrew hugs are nice said his mom
said Andrew they walked some more and
Andrew saw his teacher police said
Andrew please please please do not let
my mom say hi to my teacher but his mom
yelled
hello Andrews teacher Andrew says you
are his best teacher ever and we are so
happy that he got you for a teacher and
would you like to see some of Andrews
baby pictures haha yelled Andrew baby
pictures ah Andrew said his mom stand
beside your teacher I am going to take a
picture Andrew ran away his mom found
him and said Andrew why are you hiding
behind a trash can baby pictures said
Andrew you show baby pictures to my
teacher very embarrassing you promised
you were not going to embarrass me ok ok
ok said his mom I will be very careful
and I will not embarrass you anymore I'm
sorry I'm sorry look said Andrew there
is Taylor J from my school how
bowtie stay with taylor j and you go
shop by yourself for a while good idea
said Andrews mom
Taylor J said Andrew I'm going nuts
my mom is embarrassing me all over the
place I'm glad you were here so my mom
will leave me alone
maybe you should not be so glad said
Taylor J here comes my mom
Taylor J's mom came up and said Taylor J
do you want me to buy the pink
Underpants or the yellow Underpants ah
yelled Taylor J underpants in a boy's
face Andrew and Taylor J ran across the
mall and jumped into a trash can after a
while their moms came by and knocked on
the trash can Andrew said his mom why
are you in a trash can
I am here because I am so embarrassed
said Andrew me too said Taylor J I don't
believe it underpants in a boy's face
now now said their moms you're just too
sensitive you should not let things
bother you so much okay said Andrew and
Taylor J then this won't bother you they
jumped out of the trashcan ran into the
middle of the mall and yelled our moms
snore like grizzly bears and blame it on
our dads both moms yelled aah and jumped
into the trashcan Andrew and Taylor
Jaden knocked on the trash can and their
moms yelled how could you embarrass us
so well said Andrew and Taylor J we had
good teachers