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ずっと信じている
zutto shinjite iru
I have always believed
終わらない夢を握りしめて
owaranai yume wo nigirishimete
in taking hold of that endless dream.
TRUST ME MY WAY
DON'T MIND 時にこの想い
DON'T MIND toki ni kono omoi
I don't mind... sometimes feeling like
空回りするけど
karamawari suru kedo
I'm just spinning my wheels, but...
‘ちょっとポジティブ’がいいんじゃない？
chotto POJITIBU ga iinjanai
Why don't you act a little more positive?
自分らしいキャラでいい
jibunrashii KYARA de ii
You should be yourself.
でもね... ハチャメチャなシナリオは
demo nee... HACHAMECHA na SHINARIO wa
But you know... a messed up scenario
愛すべき 未来に変わって いく
aisubeki asu ni kawatte iku
will turn into a lovable tomorrow.
TRUST MY WAY
THE WIND 頬をなでる
THE WIND hoho wo naderu
The wind... it caresses my cheek.
風と-緒に心地好く
kaze to issho ni kokochiyoku
Together with this comfortable breeze,
楽しめる速度でこれからも
tanoshimeru sokudo de kore kara mo
and at a rate I also enjoy,
ずっと変わらない想い
zutto kawaranai omoi
these feelings won't ever change.
終わらない夢を握りしめて
owaranai yume wo nigirishimete
I"m taking hold of that endless dream.
TRUST ME MY WAY
Pochi.
All right.
I'm going to do my best!
There's a rumor that this boy in the midst of puberty who inherited his parents' fortune and is living all by himself with no supervision has surrounded himself with tender young girls in a huge mansion, thus living out his fantasies and creating his own world of desire as he makes them serve him.
Good morning, Master!
Morning, Mitsuki-chan!
Are you going to feed the koi in the garden this morning as well?
Yeah!
Just as you asked, it's finished.
I've finished digging a hole in the garden!
What's with you this morning?!
Good job.
Now hurry up and go fill that hole into how it used to be.
I need that done right away!
You're just making me do meaningless crap!
Ah, fine, I'll just do it.
I'll do it.
Izumi-san!
Ah, good morning, Anna-ch-
This is Izumi-san's residue!
Izumi-saaaan!
Do you ever regret hiring Anna-san... even a little bit?
Never!
With this, I have yet another precious middle-school maid!
With this alone, my life has been worth living!
Do you think I'd be satisfied with just this?
I don't think so!
You got it.
Rei!
The koi are all named after characters from other GAINAX shows, namely Neon Genesis Evangelion and Gunbuster
Askuka!
Noriko!
Kasumi!
Jung!
Time to eat!
Huh?
What's wrong?
Linda!
You son of a...
I'm tired.
That idiot is making me do nothing but busywork!
My muscles will get huge!
Izumi-san looks wonderful when she's covered in sweat!
Hey!
Izumi!
Thanks to Pochi, all the koi in my pond are gone!
What are you going to do about it?!
I'm so sorry, Master!
No, Mitsuki-chan, you don't need to worry about it.
Because this is being added to your debt!
What's with that obvious difference in treatment?!
Hey, we have guests.
Hurry up and go!
Yeah, yeah.
They're your guests, aren't they?
Yes, may I ask who's there?
IZUMIII!!!
H-How did you know I was here?!
Izumi...
IZUMI!
What are you trying to do to my Izumi-san?
Hey!
Who the hell are you?!
How dare you do perverted things to my maids!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'PERVERTED'?!
This is an expression of love between a parent and his child!
Parent and child?
You look like you're having fun, making all that noise.
It's been a while, Izumi.
Mom!
And Dad too?
I'm glad to see you two are doing well.
Here you are.
Thank you.
Earlier, I showed you my playful side.
Um, I'm Kurauchi Anna, a companion of Izumi-san who intends to marry her.
Sorry, but could you be quiet, Anna-chan?
So?
What the hell do you want with me?
'What do I want with you'?!
It's obvious!
Give us back our daug-
Fa-th-e-r!
Your mother is incredibly young!
She's 30.
She had me when she was 16.
Just as I thought, the rumors were true!
The rumors?
What are you talking about?
Don't play dumb!
There's a rumor that this boy in the midst of puberty who inherited his parents' fortune and is living all by himself
with no supervision has surrounded himself with tender young girls
in a huge mansion, thus living out his fantasies and creating his own world of desire
as he makes them serve him.
That rumor!
That's a terrible way to put it.
That's not how it is!
But we were worried.
So won't you two come home already?
No way!
To think that Izumi-san and I would be forced to separate already...
I don't want to!
I'm not going home!
If it's not with Pochi, I'm never going home!
Mitsuki!
Don't be selfish.
You understand, don't you?
We can't keep such a big, violent alligator in a normal house like ours.
That's right.
That's why we're going to live here.
There are spacious gardens here,
and Master is a very nice person!
He's more than willing to keep Pochi here!
Right, Master?
Of course!
There, you see?
YOU CALL THIS MAN 'MASTER'?!
Moreover, if something happened while you were living with a man in a place like this...
It's not that different from when we were at home.
I was always suspicious of the way you looked at us...
That's...
Your father... Izumi, Mitsuki...
You two... both of you...
I love you both like I do your mother!
Like I said, that's disgusting.
You're no different from Yoshitaka.
Just how are this old man and I alike?
Don't compare me to this perverted brat!
Do you know the kind of hardships we have been going through?
Birds of a feather certainly flock together!
Anyway, you're going to return my daughters!
I can't do that.
These two are indebted to me.
They're working as maids in order to repay me.
A debt?
If you want me to return your daughters,
then you take the burden of the debt instead.
So just how large of a debt are we talking about?
Well, you see...
We can't pay you that kind of money anytime soon!
This is quite troublesome.
By the way, who decided to use these uniforms?
Master did!
He said he sewed them himself!
They're incredible, aren't they?
Yoshitaka-kun, do you like these sort of things?
Yes, ma'am!
Well then, Izumi,
when Yoshitaka-kun turns 18, I want you to marry him!
This way, she can marry someone with money and Pochi will be taken care of!
It all works out perfectly!
Mom, that's great!
Izumi and I will marry, Mitsuki-chan will work here...
Which means...
I'll be living with my sister-in-law!
Mitsuki, shall I rinse your back?
Sure, Onii-chan!
'Onii-chan' (お兄ちゃん) has the same connotations as 'Onee-chan" except referring to one's older brother.
Yeah, I definitely won't be able to hold myself back!
All right!
If that's how it is, I'll write off the debt!
I won't allow it!
Izumi, Mitsuki!
And you, Mizuho!
What kind of nonsense are you talking about?!
That would be a problem for me!
Really?
I thought it solved everything peacefully...
This isn't a joke!
I refuse to marry a pervert like him!
Why, Izumi, don't you want to stay here?
I don't have anywhere else to go...
Then you should come home!
And besides, Izumi,
it looks like Yoshitaka-kun is pretty interested in you.
Okay, okay!
Then I have a proposal!
I bet Mitsuki is going to say something weird again.
I want to live with the person who can get along well with Pochi.
What?
I always do that!
Mitsuki, listen to what Daddy says...
I don't want to. That's why I won't come home.
From now on, Pochi is going to protect Onee-chan.
So, Master and Dad, please win Pochi over and take away Onee-chan.
Oh, my!
That's great!
Mitsuki, why are you proposing something so ludicrous again?!
But isn't it wonderful, having three people fight over one woman?
'Three people', by which you mean my father, a pervert, and a beast!
But I'll be the one to make Izumi-san mine in the end!
Well then, let's start!
Master, do your best, all right?
She won't be yours if you lose!
Honey, don't try so hard, all right?
Mitsuki... and Mizuho too!
That has to sting!
Pochi, protect Onee-chan like you always do, all right?
On your marks, get set...
START!
I got taken for a ride by Mitsuki again.
I don't really want either one.
Pochi, be sure to protect m-
It looks like he misunderstood me when I said 'just like always'!
That alligator!
That beast got the drop on us?
Waaait!
I can't allow you to take Izumi-san away from me!
Pochi!
Looks like Anna-san's joining the fray, too!
So what about you, Mitsuki?
Are you just going to wait?
Come on, why am I always in situations like this?
IZUMI!
Give me back my maid!
I-ZU-MI!
I'll make my dreams come true this time!
At this rate, I'm starting to think that I would be better off not being captured.
How dare you make Izumi cry!
Pochi, what have you done?
I can't forgive you!
I'm going to save you now, Izumi!
Pochi, look at these!
Pictures from when Izumi was little!
Stop it!
That's right, this way, this way.
Pochi!
I have this!
I thought I lost that bra-
Hold it!
I have these movies!
Your relationship with Izumi since the first episode has transformed into something great!
It's a treasured DVD anthology!
All right!
Now, Izumi!
I'll capture y-
What the hell are you doing?!
What is this?!
Wait, Pochi!
I have something even better!
Izumi and Mitsuki's kindergarten uniforms!
Nooo!
Why do you have those as well?!
And why does Yoshitaka want them?!
Enough!
Everyone, please stop this!
This is terrible!
You're only hurting Izumi-san with this!
Wait. Weren't you with us, Anna-chan?
This is all wrong because you have such things!
Such things... such things...
She ran away with them, didn't she?
She ran away with them.
In that case...
TAKE THIS!
I DID IT!
How do you like that?
This match is my victory!
You didn't win Pochi over, so it's no good.
Po~chi!
Pochi!
Take my hand and let's kick that old man out!
If you do so, then from now on
you'll live here in a detached house in the garden.
You can even have your own exclusive address.
And on top of that...
It will be fully air-conditioned, provide unlimited Internet access, have the newest AV system, and...
if you act now, I'll include cute female alligators and cute maids!
Would you like some more, Pochi?
What's with this image?!
It looks like he's done a wonderful job of winning him over!
Isn't he just bribing him?
I can't... accept that...
He's just letting his money do the talking!
Shut it, poor man!
Well, all I have to do now is capture Izumi!
There she is!
You think I'd let you?!
Onee-chan, if you want to keep living like this,
then you should get captured by Master!
Yup.
That's right.
I really don't want to, but I guess I have no choice.
Izumi-chan!
Yoshitaka-kun!
Just as I thought, I CAN'T!
Mom!
Izumi!
This way!
Mooom, help meee!
My, Izumi, you've certainly grown!
What are you thinking, Mom?!
Master, now's your chance!
All right!
No!
I won't allow that!
Is that all right?
It's fine!
Something like this is nothing for Pochi!
He'lll wake up shortly.
I don't know about Dad, though...
Well, Yoshitaka-kun!
Capture Izumi while you can!
And while you're at it, seal the deal with a kiss!
All right!
You did it, Onee-chan!
Don't be stupid!
Why do he and I have to...
Give it up, we got you.
We got her, all right!
This parent and child...
It's all over.
My first kiss is going to be taken by this pervert!
He'll definitely do it!
There's no doubt that he would be okay with forcibly kissing a woman who can't move!
Save me, God!
The butterfly is a reference to Kono Minikuku mo Utsukushii Sekai (This Ugly and Beautiful World), another GAINAX show.
Don't look so frightened, Izumi.
Yoshitaka?
Why aren't you...
I may not look like it, but I'm a feminist.
I would never do something cruel to a woman who can't move.
Yoshitaka...
THAT... WAS... A... LIE!
You though you were saved?
It's more effective to let you feel happiness one last time before driving you to the depths of despair!
There's no way I would pass up such a delicious situation!
You lowlife!
Ah, is that a good idea?
If you take away your hand, I'll see everything!
Nooo!
My, Yoshitaka-kun certainly is twisted!
Onee-chan, just like that!
Hey!
And now the prize...
I can't believe my first kiss will...
be taken by this scumbag!
Thank you, Pochi!
Why you!
I can't allow you to steal my spotlight, Pochi.
Izumi-san belongs to me!
Anna-chan!
Calm down!
Is it always like this around here?
Yeah!
It's a lot of fun!
I see.
Your father is still out cold, so we're going to go home now.
Yoshitaka-kun,
there's nothing to hold you back.
Feel free to do whatever you desire!
Of course!
Anna-chan,
love has nothing to do with gender.
Go for the gusto!
I will, Mother!
Mitsuki,
work cheerfully while having as much fun as you can
and pay off the debt, all right?
Okay!
And Izumi, accept everything that I said, OK?
Absolutely not!
What?
I'm really not going home!
Actually, Karin really wanted to see you.
Show your face around her every once in a while.
Karin... I feel bad about her.
But it's still no good.
We still can't... go home.
I see.
Well, I'll see you later!
We've been so busy since this morning!
I think I'll go take a shower.
I'll join you, Izumi-san!
Hey Mitsuki-chan, uh...
Why are you so protective of Pochi?
You fought with your father and even ran away from home... for the sake of that alligator...
We had two other alligators at my house.
They were with us since I was small, and we treated them like siblings.
They grew bigger and bigger, and Dad started to worry.
And then that day...
those two suddenly attacked me.
I was injured, and Dad was incredibly angry...
They were taken to the clinic and put down.
I didn't know why they had gone berserk...
but... I finally understood.
They were just protecting their egg,
and because I got too close without realizing it...
Could that egg have been...
I raised him from that egg, keeping it a secret the whole time,
but he was found, and Dad said he would get rid of it.
But I couldn't allow that!
What happened to Pochi's parents was my fault,
but to let it happen to Pochi, too...
Mitsuki-chan...
Onee-chan was worried about me
and suggested that we run away.
I see.
She also went through hard times.
I did it for the sake of my family.
To protect my family...
I guess you just can't have it your way...
Well, this will be Pochi's house starting today!
It's incredible!
Isn't this great, Pochi?
Pochi, Pochi.
I love you, I love you.
Like it?
As promised, I included female alligators, maids, and...
Hey!
Open up, Pochi!
Pochi!
I'm sorry, all right?
Hey!
Let's go, Mitsuki!
Today's profit was really good!
We were able to get most of Onee-chan's treasured goods back from Anna-san after some shady dealing,
and Pochi got his own room!
'I'm uploading some new works,
so everyone please take care of us from now on!'
I guess I really pushed myself too hard today.
My body won't move.
My mind is completely blank!
Those bastards left me locked in that room for five hours!
Mitsuki, let's sleep together tonight.
Huh?
Izumi's debt from today
Sure, all right, Onee-chan.
Those two fools, just getting a bra doesn't mean you got it all!
How much Izumi has left before she pays off her debt
見た目の甘さほどは
mitame no amasa hodo ha
They only appear sweet for a moment
儚いとか 弱くもないから
hakanai to ka yowaku mo nai kara
and they're not weak either.
女の子は結構頑丈よ
onnanoko ha kekkou ganjou yo
Girls are pretty stable.
意地っ張り空回りを
ijippari karamawari wo
Because they're stubborn,
楽しめちゃう余裕も大事ネ!
tanoshimechau yoyuu mo daiji ne!
they can enjoy getting nothing done; free time is precious, too.
笑顔にはたっぷりのスパイスが
egao ni ha tappuri no SUPAISU ga
Is there a good deal of spice in that smile?
どうかナ?
dou ka na?
I wonder...
常識など壊す刺激的なヒミツ
joushiki nado kowasu shigekitekina himitsu
The stimulating secret that smashes common sense,
スカートでそっと巧く隠してる
SUKATTO de sotto umaku kakushiteru
is well-concealed within their skirts.
愛情のカタマリでこの気持ち出来てる
aijou no katamari de kono kimochi dekiteru
I have a feeling this can be a mass of love.
キュんとなるシュンカンを夢みていたいから
KYUN to naru shunkan wo yume miteitai kara
Because I want to have dreams of this moment, that will not matter.
愛情のカタマリでオトメは進化する
aijou no katamari de otome ha shinka suru
The maidens grow in a mass of love,
トキメキもカガヤキも抱きしめているから
TOKIMEKI mo kagayaki mo dakishimeteiru kara
because they are embracing their glowing excitement.
Bing-bong!
We have a correction to make in this episode!
As you all know,
I helped myself to Izumi-san's first kiss in the previous episode!
That's why there's no need to worry about it being taken by someone else again, Izumi-san.
What are you talking about, Anna-chan?!
You just pressed your mouth over mine!
Just as I thought, it's so much fun being first!
The Sawatari Izumi Contest Series! A Daring Test of Courage! An Express Train to a Secret Hot Spring in the Northeast, a Mother-in-law Murdered in the Mist, a Madonna Teacher from an Elite Family Burning with Desire as They Watch a Housewife Battle For Control of Her Troubled Mansion!
No, no!
I won't acknowledge it!
The next episode has yukatas!