Desperate Housewives『绝望的主妇』S02E11
前情提要 Previously on... “Desperate Housewives”
George为他对你父亲的所作所为 付出了代价 George paid for what he did to your father.
Bree的告白… Bree confessed...
是你给Zach钱赶他去犹他的？ Did you give Zach money to go to Utah?
Susan对Mike的背叛… Susan betrayed mike...
他和你什么关系？ What kind of friend is he?
非常要好 The real good kind.
Andrew的挑衅… Andrew pushed the boundaries...
Zach回来了 有什么需要我的吗？ Zach's come home. Is there anything I can do?
Paul的强硬… Paul put his foot down...
你最好别管我们的事 you can leave us alone.
那你什么时候回来？ So when do I tell people you'll be back?
两天,也许三天 Couple, maybe three days.
“陌生人”的步步逼近 And a stranger finally caught up with Caleb.
接吻在我们周遭司空见惯 Kisses are such simple things,
于是很少有人在意 we hardly notice them.
于是很少有人在意 But if we paid more attention,
我们会发现不同的吻蕴藏着不同的含义 we'd see that each kiss conveys a meaning all its own.
比如 For example,
有的代表着,“真高兴见到你.” some can say, "I'm so happy to see you. "
或者,“没想到你也来了” Or, "I didn't realize you'd be here. "
拜 Bye.
抑或.“亲爱的,不能再喝了.” Or, "honey, it's time to stop drinking. "
诀窍就在于懂得如何分辨它们 The trick is in knowing how to tell the difference.
于是我宣布,如果我是啦啦队长 So I finally said, if I'm head cheerleader,
所有队员放“空档” then nobody wears panties.
耶！ Yeah!
如果回到高中我还是步操队员的话 I just want you to know as a former member
一定乐得美滋滋的 of my high school marching band, I would've appreciated that.
慢着,你以前爱玩乐团？ Wait a second, you were a band geek?
我才不信 Oh, I don't believe it.
你玩什么? What did you play?
他玩大号,有照片为证 He played the tuba. I have pictures.
大号,哈？ The tuba, huh?
耶,继续,继续,你接着讲 Yeah, go ahead, come on, come on, get your licks in, go ahead.
不不,实际上 No, no, not at all. As a matter of fact,
以前我暗恋的对象都是玩乐团的人 all of my secret crushes were on the band geeks.
别这样,我知道你是那种女孩 Come on, I know you cheerleader types.
你才不会像我这样的家伙叫好 You wouldn't have said "boo" to guys like me.
能引起你兴趣的家伙应该像这样,这样 No, you were more interested in the guys like - like this. Now,
我猜你没玩过大号 I take it you didn't play the tuba.
对,我没有 No, I didn't.
我只知道,我是个孤僻 缺乏安全感的大号手 All I know is, I was a lonely, insecure tuba player.
像Gabrielle这样的女孩 只会让我伤心欲绝 Girls like Gabrielle would just rip my heart out.
Aw Aw.
我的初吻是在18岁 I didn't even had my first kiss until I was 18.
-18? -值得同情 -18? - Pathetic, I know.
真可怜,我肯定会吻你 Poor baby. I would've kissed you.
不,你不会 谁说的,当然会 No, you wouldn't have. Yes, I would have.
不,你绝对不会 没关系,Gaby No, you wouldn't have. And it's okay, Gaby.
那些伤心事早已成为过去 Those scars healed a long time ago.
看在上帝的份上,来 Oh, for God sakes, come here.
代表全世界所有啦啦队长 Now on behalf of all the cheerleaders in the world,
原谅我们 forgive us.
噢,耶！ Oh, yeah! Whoo!
接吻因人而异 Yes, kisses mean different things to different people.
最终,它究竟意味着什么 Ultimately, the meaning depends
全在乎当事人… on the one who does the kissing...
哇 Wowie.
干杯 Cheers.
和旁观者的感受 And the who sees it happen.
每到派对结束 After every party
开始清理打扫 comes the time for cleaning.
我们常常会发现 We attend to the champagne
香槟酒洒了 that was spilled,
小玩意碎了 the knickknacks that got broken,
食物被剩了 the food that went uneaten.
这里，我来拿 Oh, here, let me take that.
无论还有什么 都需要清算 And whatever other messes need cleaning up.
那么,呃,gaby… So, uh, Gaby...
你知道 you know that thing
你和Tom今晚的即兴表演 you and Tom did tonight?
那一吻？ The - the kiss?
是不是激情四溢？ Was that hysterical?
看Tom的脸色！ The look on Tom's face!
耶 Yeah.
我知道这听起来有点傻 I know this sounds silly,
但… but...
我有点难以释怀 it kind of bugged me.
你不是说真的 You're not serious.
我是的 Yeah, I am.
我不想-- I don't-
不想小题大做 I don't want to make a big deal out of it,
但是 but, uh,
你以后能不能 could you maybe
别再那样做？ not do that again?
好吧 Okay.
多谢 Thanks.
好吧 Okay.
Applewhite一家子怎么搞得？ Hey, what happened to the Applewhites?
我以为你邀请了他们 I thought you were gonna invite them.
我请了， Betty从来没理睬过 I did. Betty never R.S.V.P.'d.
你们觉得Applewhite一家怎么样？ What do you guys think about the Applewhites?
我喜欢他们,非常友善 I like 'em, very nice.
非常… Very...
有意思 interesting.
没错,有意思 Right, interesting.
我对他们也挺好奇的 Hmm, they weird me out, too.
我们不是这个意思 Well, that's not what we're saying.
不确切 not exactly, anyway.
我们刚才只是 You know, we were just having fun,
为了让大家开心 entertaining the crowd.
当然,但… Oh, sure, but...
也许下次你变变戏法就成 but maybe next time you could try juggling instead.
怎么回事？ What's going on?
没什么 Nothing.
真的？ Really?
我感到一丁点火药味 I sense a little tension.
不,没有火药味 No, no tension.
什么？ What?
你说得就像… You make it sound like...
我刚才在和你丈夫调情 I was making a pass at your husband.
有点不尊重人的意思 And that's just a little bit insulting.
我只是说有点困扰我 I just said it bugged me.
那也有什么不对吗？ Why is that a problem?
是关于那个吻？ Is this about that kiss?
什么吻？ What kiss?
你当时在起居房 Oh, you were in the living room.
Gaby和Tom激情湿吻 Gaby planted a big, wet kiss
不过只当玩笑 on Tom... as a joke.
真是过瘾 It was hilarious.
你听见没？ You see?
对lynette公平点 Yeah, but to be fair to Lynette,
你是模特出身 you are an ex-model.
你应该明白有些女人会有意见 And surely it must have dawned on you that some women
如果你亲吻他们的丈夫 might prefer it if you didn't kiss their husbands.
我就这意思 That's all I'm saying.
我们都是朋友 Oh, you guys, we're all friends.
不值得为这些事闹不愉快 This isn't something to get worked up over.
我没有不愉快 I'm not worked up.
我也没有 Me neither.
大伙 Hey, everyone,
你们注意到Kathy Lewis 今晚穿的什么没？ did you see what Kathy Lewis was wearing tonight?
不管是谁告诉她适合穿直条 And whoever told her that she could get away
应该被枪毙 with those vertical stripes should be shot.
噢 Oh.
再见，亲爱的 Bye, sweetie.
Zach回来了！ Zach is back!
耶耶,我知道 Yeah, yeah, I know.
你知道？ You do?
他已经回来好几天了 Yeah, he's been back for a couple of days now.
那就太好了,不是吗？ Well, that's great, isn't it?
是的 Yeah.
我以为这会让你高兴 I thought you'd be happy about it.
我以为这就是你想要的 I thought that's what you wanted.
我打算和zach I was hoping that I'd slowly establish
慢慢相处 a relationship with Zach
当我们适应对方后 and then when we were comfortable,
再告诉他我是他的生父 I'd tell him I was his real dad.
但现在Paul也回来了 But now Paul's back.
他不让你接近他 And he doesn't want you anywhere near him.
他威胁说要向警察说出 He's threatened to tell the police
沙漠里发生的一切 everything that happened in the desert-
我用枪指着他的头 that I held a gun to his head.
怎能听他一面之辞 Well, it's your word against his.
但他没有前科,我有 But he doesn't have a record, and I do.
尽管我曾经… You know, despite what I did-
送走zach sending Zach away,
我真心希望你们能团聚 I want you two to connect.
我希望你明白 I hope you know that.
我明白 I do.
往好的方面想 And on the bright side,
我也不必再为他的处境担心 I don't have to wonder where he is anymore.
上面说你可以任选一本指定书目 It says that you can do a report on anything
写报告 from the suggested reading list,
包括《老人与海》 which includes "the old man and the sea,"
《珍珠》 "the pearl,"
《无事生非》 "much ado about nothing. "
Hmm.
听起来不错,你喜欢哪个 That sounds good. What do you like?
我无所谓 I don't care.
从《珍珠》开始吧 Let's start with "the pearl. "
结局有点悲伤,但是本好书 It's got a sad ending, but it's good.
我们从那开始 We'll start with that.
你知道 You know,
也没有那么糟糕 it's not gonna be so bad.
也没有那么糟糕 but maybe next time you could try juggling instead.
好吧 Okay,
我知道这你不乐意 I know this isn't what you want.
但我必须把你看好 But I need to keep you close to me
暂时而已 just for a while.
这周围有些人 There are people in this neighborhood
不太乐意我们回来 who aren't thrilled that we're back.
我不信任的人 People I don't trust.
就像Delfino？ People like... Mike Delfino?
你这话什么意思？ Why would you say that?
你失踪那段时间 When you disappeared,
Tillman夫人说是Mike 把你抓走并要杀了你 Mrs. Tillman said that Mike took you somewhere to kill you.
真荒唐,Mike为什么要杀了我？ That's ridiculous. Why would mike wanna kill me?
因为你杀死了Huber夫人？ Because you murdered Mrs. Huber?
你说什么？ What did you say?
Tillman说你杀了Huber夫人 Well, Mrs. Tillman said that you murdered Mrs. Huber
是因为她当初在勒索妈 because she was blackmailing mom.
你相信她？ And you believed her?
不确定 No, not exactly.
为什么？我该不该？ I mean, why? Should I?
Zach,你了解我 Zach, you know me
比谁都了解 better than anyone.
你真的相信我会干出杀人的勾当？ Do you honestly believe that I am capable of murder?
不 No.
那就对了 All right, then.
当然… Of course...
我也没想到妈会自杀 I didn't think mom was capable of suicide, either.
重新考虑过 On second thought,
我们为什么不从《无事生非》开始 why don't we start with "much ado about nothing"?
我想我们需要寻找些笑料 I think we could use a few laughs around here.
是的,伙计 Yeah, man...
他绝对是,我只是… yeah, he sure is. I just...
-也许 -对 - Probably. - Yeah.
嘿 Hey.
给我过来 Get over here. Now.
有人生气了 Somebody's angry.
你做的小点心掉地上了？ Did one of your souffl閟 fall?
我看到你和你朋友在干些什么 I saw what you did with your friend.
你居然没有暴跳如雷.真有你的 Oh, and you didn't turn into a pillar of salt. Good for you.
这不是开玩笑,Andrew This is not a joke, Andrew.
要是邻居看见怎么办？ What if the neighbors had seen you?
我只希望他们会觉得我有点火辣 Well, I'd hope they'd think that I'd landed a hot tie.
我也许控制不了 I may not be able to control
你在外面的所作所为 what you do outside of this home,
但当你还在这屋檐下 but while you are under this roof,
不允许你有辱我的声誉 you will not mock my values.
如果你不尽快和他断绝来往 If you so much as smile at that boy,
真是帮我个大忙 我就直接送你去Hennessey so help me, I will ship you off to Camp Hennessey
到你18岁之前休想我再来接你回家 and I will not pick you up again until you are 18.
听清楚没有？ Do I make myself clear?
你是不是忘了什么？ Aren't you forgetting something?
我知道你睡觉前喜欢喝两口 I know you like to knock a few back before bedtime.
拿上,没关系 Go on, take it. It's okay.
我们都知道我们两人中间 We both know that of the two of us,
只有我不会指手画脚 I'm the one that doesn't judge.
求你了，我不想留在下面 Please. I don't wanna stay down here.
我了解 I - I know.
不好意思，K I'm sorry, K.
不好意思 I'm sorry.
Matthew 房子可能有白蚁了 Matthew, I think we might have termites.
在阶梯折断我们脖子之前 You need to take a look at those steps
你要维修一下了 before one of us breaks our neck.
怎么了，你哥哥好吗 What's the matter? Is your brother okay?
不，他讨厌待在下面 No, he's not. He hates it down here.
他想和我们在一起 你太残忍了 He wants to be with us. You're being cruel.
如果你真的关心他 If you are so concerned about him,
你就应该少玩电脑 you should spend less time on your computer
多来陪他 and more time down here keeping him company.
我们会让他出来 We're bringing him up,
但要在安全的情况下 but not until I am sure that it's safe.
there's been a load of compromising
on the road to my horizon.
喂，你！ Hey, you!
Like a rhinestone cowboy
什么事？ yeah?
你呆在这干嘛？ What's the deal?
你的车已经在 我们的街上停了2个小时了 You've been parked on our street for two hours.
噢，我正在做财产评估 Oh, I'm doing a property appraisal.
你的一些邻居正在考虑搬走 Some neighbors of yours are thinking about moving.
AppleWhite 他们家？ The Applewhites?
我真的不能透露 I'm not really allowed to say.
那套房子是我卖给他们的 你要知道，这里是我的地盘 I sold them that house. You know, this is my turf!
你为谁干活？ Who do you work for?
Geist 房产公司？ Geist realty?
啊，Westside 物产公司 Ah, Westside properties.
但不管他是谁 你回去告诉你的老板 Yeah, well, whoever it is, you go back
没有人，我是说 and you tell your bosses that nobody, and I mean, nobody,
没有人能够在这片区域买卖房产 buys or sells properties in this neighborhood
而不通过Edie Britt的手 without going through Edie Britt, you got that?
是这样，夫人 我只是去我被要求去的地方 Look, lady, I just go where I'm told.
听着，你要是想找我的麻烦 You look, you cross me,
我将成为你最恐怖的恶梦 and I will be your worst nightmare.
我是一个危险的女人 不要惹我 I'm a dangerous woman. You don't wanna mess with me.
知道了 You got it.
Mayer 夫人 Ms. Mayer?
Zach,我能和您说两句话吗？ Zach. May I talk to you?
有些事我需要说出来 I have some things that I need to say.
行 Okay.
我，我知道我做了些很坏的事-- I- I know that I did a lot of bad stuff-
我是无法将其挽回的 stuff that I'm not gonna be able to take back.
Mayer 夫人，我，我真的很抱歉 Ms. Mayer, I'm-I'm really sorry.
但是当我住在这条街上，你知道 But when I was living on the streets, you know,
我有许多时间去坐下来 I had a lot of time to-to just sit and think to myself
思考我自己和总结一下 and clear my head and...
我已经长大了，你知道吗？ 我不想你去担心 I've grown up, you know? I don't want you to worry.
我将再也不会打扰你们了 I'm not gonna be bothering you anymore.
你们每一个人 Either of you.
谢谢，我们很感激 Well, thanks. We appreciate that.
请不要告诉我爸爸我和你们说过这些 Please don't tell my dad that I talked to you.
他最近真的有些… He's just-he's been really...
太紧张了 intense lately.
嗯，你怎么看？ Well, what do you think?
他似乎变了 He seems different.
我相信他 I believe him.
是呀，我刚要说我没法相信 Yeah, I can't believe I'm about to say this,
但是我觉得对他很难过 but I feel sorry for him.
似乎他是那么脆弱 It's like he's so fragile.
我知道 并且他被和可怕先生关在一个屋檐下 I know, and he's locked in that house with Mr. Creepy 24/7.
你知道他现在要给Zach上家教吗？ Did you know that he's home schooling Zach now?
我认为他应该花些时间 I think he should spend some time
与一个有教养的人呆在一起 你不认为吗？ with a decent role model, don't you?
嗨！ Hi!
嗨，你今天出门挺早 Hey, you're out early.
对呀，我正打算去拿 Oh, I just wanted to pick up
一些新鲜的新月面包当早餐 some fresh croissants for breakfast.
很不错，我想让你知道 Oh, cool. Listen, I just wanted you to know
我十分感激你昨晚站在我这一边 I appreciated you backing me up last night,
你知道，是接吻那件事 you know, with the kiss thing.
坦率地说 我也不认为我会喜欢那样的事 To be honest, I don't think I would've liked it, either.
是呀，但我也许应该这事就那么过去 Yeah, but I probably should've just gone with it.
Gaby 就是那样的人，爱闹 Gaby was just being Gaby-having fun.
不，我不会象你那样想 考虑到她的过去 No, I wouldn't be so hard on yourself, given her history.
你是指什么？ What do you mean?
你知道，外遇的事 You know, the affair.
Gaby 有过外遇？ Gaby had an affair?
-你不知道？ -不知道！ - You didn't know? - No!
我以为每个人都知道了 I thought everybody knew.
噢，我觉得自己很糟糕 Oh, I feel awful.
噢，Ida Greenberg 在你后面 Oh, Ida Greenberg's behind you.
Ida，稍等一下 Ida, just a second.
我太吃惊了 I am stunned.
和谁有一腿？ Who was it with?
我不应该说任何事的 I shouldn't have said anything.
Bree，拜托，就告诉我 Bree, come on, just tell me.
她的园丁 her gardener.
噢，你一定在开玩笑！ Oh, you're kidding!
不，不，不是他 Helen Rowland 的儿子，John No, no, not him. Helen Rowland's son, John.
那个未成年人？ The teenager?
Ida，稍等一下，要不就绕过去！ Ida, wait, or go around!
Gaby 知道你知道这事么？ Does Gaby know that you know?
肯定不知道 Absolutely not.
我想最好的事就是 I think the best thing to do
保持微笑然后装作什么事你都不知道 is just smile and pretend you don't know anything.
嗨 Hi.
噢，对不起！ Oh, sorry!
你还好吗？ Are you okay?
是的 Yeah.
我还行 I'm all right.
什么事？ What's up?
我们想了个使你和zach聚会的点子 We have an idea how to bring you and Zach together.
打保龄 Bowling.
- 打保龄？ - 是的 我已经给zach发电子邮件了 - Bowling? - Yeah, I e-mailed Zach,
他说他会去的 and he said he's gonna meet us there.
你也可以过来 You can come, too.
paul知道这件事么？ Does Paul know about this?
不 我们不打算告诉他 No, and we're not planning on telling him.
I don't think that's a good idea, Susan.
susan 我不认为这是个好主意
mike 事情搞到这地步我也有责任 Mike, I'm part of the reason things got so screwed up.
我只是想做点什么 I just want a chance to make things right.
你不介意么---和zach呆在一起？ And you're okay with this-being around Zach?
我们和他谈过了 他有所改变 We talked to him. He's changed.
好吧 那就这么定了 打保龄 Well, I guess we're going bowling.
醒醒 懒猪 Wake up, sleepyhead.
我买了新鲜的新月面包！ I brought fresh croissants for breakfast!
啊 嗨 van de kamp夫人 Uh, hi, Mrs. van de Kamp.
我叫justin 是andrew的实验室拍档 I'm just in, Andrew's lab partner...
学校里的… from school.
伙计 醒醒 Dude, wake up.
Andrew… Andrew...
我要你马上下楼来 马上 I want you downstairs... now.
好吧 首先 我要你回到楼上 Okay, first of all, I want you to march back upstairs
告诉你的朋友再也不要到我们家来了 and tell your friend he is no longer welcome in this house.
但我们早饭都没吃呢 But we haven't even had breakfast yet!
我是认真的 andrew I am serious, Andrew.
你告诉他马上离开这里 You tell him to get out of here this second
否则我就报警 or I will call the police,
我还会让他走 and I will have him removed!
好啊 报警吧 Well, go ahead, call 'em.
你认为我不敢？ Oh, you think I won't?
我只是在想他们发现你就是杀害 I just wonder how they'll react
george williams的凶手时 会有何反应 when they find out that you killed George Williams.
我没杀george I didn't kill George.
是啊 但是你坐在那里看他死去而不管 Well, no, but you sat there and let him die,
我不是律师 但我确信 which, I'm no lawyer, but I'm pretty sure
这种行为多少有些犯罪的成分 there's a crime in there somewhere.
Andrew… Andrew...
别误会 你那么做我很高兴 Don't get me wrong. I mean, I'm glad you did it.
但警察来了的话 我的立场会是 But when the cops get here, my official position will be,
噢 “啊 天哪 我被一个杀人狂抚养着” uh, "oh, my God, I'm being raised by a homicidal maniac. "
我可能还会流几滴眼泪的 I think I might even throw in a few tears.
你真的会让警察 You would actually let the police
逮捕你的妈妈？ arrest your own mother?
嗨 我们彼此彼此啊 Hey, we all gotta cut the apron strings at some point.
来吧 penny 我们把东西搬回家 Come on, penny. Let's get those groceries in there.
来吧 走了 拿住这个 Come on. Here we go. Get this one...
还有这个 噢 and this one, and daddy-uh-oh! Whoa!
噢 Oh!
噢 看来需要帮忙啊 Oh, it looks like you could use a hand.
谢谢你 gaby 给 Bless you. Here, Gaby.
还有 penny And Penny!
噢 过来 可爱的小东西 Oh, come here, you sweet little thing.
gaby 真是太感谢了 请进 Well, thank you so much, Gaby. Come on in.
哦 天哪 嗯 tom? Oh, God, um, Tom?
怎么了？ Yeah?
呃 我认为她吐了 Uh, I think she got sick.
哦？很抱歉 Oh, I'm so sorry.
通常她只会吐在直系亲属身上 Usually, she only throws up on immediate family.
我很荣幸 I'm honored.
噢 嗯 你可以把她先放到婴儿床上 oh, um, do you mind just putting her in the playpen there?
你好 Hello.
你猜怎么着？ed 喜欢这个 我今天可以早下班 Guess what? Ed loved the pitch. I got off early!
开玩笑吧 太好了 You're kidding! That's great!
嗨 我正在超市里 Hey, I'm right by the supermarket.
你有什么要捎的么？ You want me to pick up anything?
嗯 其实我刚从那回来 Um, actually, I just came from there.
不过 我忘了买面包了 Except, you know what? I forgot bread.
-你介意捎点么？ -不 - Would you mind? - Not at all.
tom 我要擦干 你有毛巾么 ？ Tom, I need to wipe up. Do you have a towel?
当然了 等会 Sure, hold on.
嗨 Hey!
嗨 亲爱的 Hey, honey.
嗨 你买面包了么？ Hey, did you get the bread?
哦 那个啊 他们卖光了 Oh, yeah, they were out.
面包？ Of bread?
是的 嗨 gaby Yeah. Hey, Gaby.
真是稀客啊 A surprise seeing you here.
我看到tom拿不了 Well, I saw that Tom was overwhelmed,
所以我帮帮忙 so I thought I'd give him a hand.
是么？哇 你可真是太好了 Really? Wow, that was nice of you.
有什么问题么？ Is there a problem?
没有 No.
真的么？ Really?
我觉得你对我在你出去的时候 Because I sense that you're annoyed
到访很不高兴 是我误会了么？ you found me here when you weren't home. Am I wrong?
Lynette? Lynette?
好吧 是的 Okay. yeah.
那么你到底在这帮了什么呢？ So exactly what are you doing here helping out?
该死 lynette 还是关于昨天晚上 Damn it, Lynette, if this has to do with that stupid kiss
那个吻的话 我可真受够了 the other night, I'm gonna lose it!
哇 哇 哇 怎么了这是 Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on?
lynette认为我在bree的晚会上勾搭你 Lynette thinks I was hitting on you at Bree's party.
这太荒谬了 that's ridiculous.
我从没这么说 I never said that.
我说的是你吻他 What I said was that it made me uncomfortable
使我很不舒服 when you kissed him.
我很介意 It's obviously an issue for me.
而你这时又和 我丈夫单独呆在我家厨房 And yet, here you are, alone in my kitchen with my husband.
你说,你有没有勾搭他？ So you tell me, are you hitting on him?
Lynette Lynette.
你怎么了 我做了什么错事 I can't believe you. I have done nothing
使的你这么不信任我 to deserve this kind of mistrust.
好像不是什么都没有啊 Well, that's not entirely true.
你什么意思 What does that mean?
别这样,gaby Come on, Gaby.
唉呀 这是个小镇 大家爱嚼舌头 It's a small town. People talk.
噢 到底怎么回事？ Okay, what's going on here?
我告诉你吧 I'll tell you.
你老婆不放心我在你周围 Your wife doesn't trust me around you
因为我曾和未成年园丁有过一腿 because I had an affair with my teenage gardener.
噢 Oh.
susan mayer不会说的 So I know Susan Mayer would never tell.
一定是helen rowland It must've been Helen Rowland.
她在美容院和那些个女人嚼舌头 She probably blabbed to all the girls at the salon.
而且ida greenberg也去那 And Ida Greenberg goes to that salon.
所以ida知道的话，全城都知道了 So if Ida knows, the whole town knows.
那我们需要搬家了 就是这样 And we're just gonna have to move. That's all there is to it.
carlos 你能停会吗 Carlos, can you stop putting for two seconds
给我点支持 and show me some support?
要我做什么 你自己提起的 What do you expect me to do? You brought this on yourself.
只是个无伤大雅的吻 It was a harmless little kiss!
为什么大家都当会事 Why is everybody making a big deal about this?
因为你和未成年园丁上过床 Because you had an affair with an underage gardener.
人们认为你是威胁 People don't think you're harmless.
他们知道你不是吃素的 They see you as a predator.
你在得意，是吧？ You're enjoying this, aren't you?
惩罚我，不时提起外遇 Punishing me, dangling the affair over my head?
我不会忍着的 Well, I won't tolerate it.
真的？ Really?
那想怎么办？ So just what are you gonna do about it?
我要让你打平比分 I'm gonna let you even the score.
Carlos,去搞婚外情吧 Carlos, go have an affair.
什么? What?
我自己做了一点轻率的举动 I had my little indiscretion.
所以你也应该做一点 摆脱你常规的生活 So you go have yours. Get it out of your system.
- 我知道你想做 - 我不想 - I know you want to. - I do not.
你当然想 疯狂一点 Sure you do. Knock yourself out.
打电话给你以前大学的旧情人 或找个应召女郎 Call up an old college flame. Rent a call girl.
或飞去非洲 Fly to Africa
缠着那个你在梦里想念的可爱小修女 and nail that little nun you've been drooling over.
我不在乎 I don't care!
你疯了 You're crazy.
不，我很现实 No, I'm pragmatic.
因为一旦你的冲动行为结束了 Because once you finish your fling,
我们就又平等了 we'll be equals again.
你也就不能再这样指责我了 And then you won't be able to judge me.
然后我们就又能变成一对 And we can go back to being
平淡，普通的夫妻了 a boring, average married couple.
Oh, 只要帮我一个忙 不要带回来任何病菌 Oh, just do me a favor. Don't bring back any diseases.
你真的确定你对 关于gabrielle的这整件事情 Are you sure you're not overreacting
没有反应过度吗? to this whole Gabrielle thing?
也许吧 Maybe.
是有一点过度 Yes.
但gaby不认为她有什么地方不对 But Gaby doesn't think she did anything wrong.
这同样也是不对的 That's not right, either.
可能吧 I guess.
你是一个有魅力的男人 You're an attractive man.
一个女人去保护属于 她自己的东西是十分必要的 There is a primal need for a woman to protect what is hers.
我最初的动机是正确的 My initial impulse was justified.
那么你真的认为她对我感兴趣? So you really think she's into me?
我不确定 I don't know.
你是对的 我确实是一个有魅力的男人 Because you're right. I am an attractive man.
知道吗?我从来没有对你说起过这个 You know what? I've never told you this,
但有时当我弯腰拿早报时 but sometimes when I bend down to pick up the morning paper,
我发现bree van de kamp 在对我抛魅眼 I catch Bree van de Kamp checking me out.
你开玩笑吧 You're kidding.
不，绝对真实 No, scout's honor.
我总是散发出一种性感的吸引力 I've always exuded a certain sexual magnetism,
随着我岁数的增加 and as I get older,
我想那只会变得更强烈 I think it's only becoming more intense.
你喝醉了吗? Are you drunk?
oh,我是一个住在到处都是 Oh, I'm a hot guy living in a neighborhood
寂寞女人的社区里的性感男人 filled with nothing but lonely ladies.
Oh Oh.
她们控制不住自己 我就像是…猫薄荷花 They can't help themselves. I'm like... catnip.
过来 Come here.
这是什么意思? What was that for?
谢谢你，谢谢你提醒我 Thank you. Thank you for reminding me
我是这整个世界上唯一的 that I am the only woman in the whole world
会爱上你这样一个傻瓜的女人 who could love an idiot like you.
- 我会和gaby谈谈 - 我告诉你 - I'll talk to Gaby. - I'm telling you,
- 这些女人对我感兴趣 - oh,是啊 - these women want me. - Oh, yeah.
她们看见了这件T恤下起伏性感的肌肉 They see the rippling muscles underneath this t-shirt...
晚安，tom Good night, Tom.
她们抗拒不了我 They cannot resist me.
闭上你的嘴，睡觉 Shut up and go to sleep.
啊 Aah!
该死的 Son of a bitch.
我简直不能相信 You gotta be kidding me.
噢，噢 Whoa, whoa.
我是来帮你的, caleb I'm here to help you, Caleb.
可以吗? All right?
妈妈会发疯的 Mama's gon' be mad.
你不用担心那个 Don't you worry about that.
妈妈们都很喜欢我 Moms love me.
好了，我们走 All right, let's go.
不 No!
好吧，我很抱歉 我不应该那样对你说话 Okay, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have talked to you like that.
我们重新来过 Let's start over.
啊 Aah!
我们走 Let's go.
我警告过你，小东西 I'm warning you, pinhead,
不要让我下来抓你 don't you make me come down there after you.
快点 Come on.
快点 Come on!
好吧，你自找的 All right, you asked for it.
我要给你点教训 I'm gonna beat the stupid right out of you.
这正好合适 This hit the spot.
caleb? Caleb?
那不是我干的 I didn't do it.
噢，天哪 Oh, dear.
哦，嘿 Well, hey there.
嗨，karl Hi, Karl. Oh!
哦，嗯，一个小问题-- Oh, um, quick question-
当有人向像你这样的律师 when someone discusses a sensitive situation
讲述一件敏感的事情时 with a lawyer such as yourself,
律师委托人之间的保密性 从什么时候开始生效? when does attorney/client confidentiality kick in?
从那律师被雇佣的时刻开始 怎么了? From the moment the lawyer's been hired. Why?
这是张一百美金的支票 Here's a check for $100.
这足够付律师费了吧，是吗? That's enough for a retainer, right?
恩，我想是吧 发生什么事了，bree? Well, I guess. What's going on, Bree?
我的儿子想要勒索我 My son is trying to blackmail me.
而我想要你去阻止这小杂种 And I want you to stop the little S.O.B.
你认为你能做到吗? Do you think you could do that?
他有一张伊利诺斯州的驾照 He has an Illinois license.
上面写着他的名字叫munroe It says here his name is Munroe.
你对这名字有什么印象吗? Does that name mean anything to you?
没有，但至少说明他不是个警察 No, but at leas the wasn't a policeman.
可怜的人 Poor man.
我希望他没有受太多折磨 I hope he didn't suffer too much.
哈哈，妈妈 我们看的是同一具尸体吗? Mom, are we looking at the same body?
怎么了? What is it?
一到天黑 As soon as it gets dark,
我们就处理掉那具尸体 we get rid of that body.
嘿 Hey.
嗯… Um...
我希望没有打扰你 carlos让我进来的 I hope it's okay. Carlos let me in.
实际上，我正在做一些事情 Actually, I'm right in the middle of something,
而我不知道什么时候能完成 and I don't know when I'll be done.
我只是来说我很抱歉 I'm just here to say I am sorry,
我是一个十足的笨蛋 and I have been a complete idiot.
都过去了 All done.
太可爱了 因为它很漂亮! So cute. 'Cause it's beautiful!
隔阂被清除了? Is the coast clear?
是的，我们把问题解决了 Yes, it is. We worked it out.
别开玩笑了，你们是怎么做到的? No kidding. How'd you manage that one?
很简单，lynette承认是她的错 而我也那样认为 Simple. Lynette admitted she was wrong, and I agreed.
嗯，99%是我错 Well, 99% wrong.
哦，反正也接近了 Oh, whatever, close enough.
好吧 tom可能现在已经准备好晚餐了 Anyway, Tom's probably got dinner ready by now.
我也该走了 So I should get goin'.
好吧 Okay.
晚安，bye! Good night. Bye! Mwah!
你知道那剩下的1%是什么，对吗? You know what the 1% is, right?
不，不是很清楚 No, not really.
那有关系吗? Does it matter?
是有点关系 It kinda does.
我不想让我们的友情受到影响 I wanna get it clear for our friendship.
好吧 Okay.
那1%是什么? What's the 1%?
嗯，嗯… Well, well...
是的，我是反应过度 Yes, I overreacted.
我想你能明白 I think you can see
即使我是大错特错了 how even though I was somewhat off base,
你也有一点错，不是吗? you were a little wrong, right?
不，我亲了tom 但那是一个无关紧要的玩笑 No. I kissed Tom, and it was a harmless joke.
I think if I had kissed anybody else's husband,
我想如果我亲了别人的丈夫 they would've laughed
她们也会一笑了之 and then forgot about it ten seconds later.
然后在十秒钟之后忘了那件事
好吧，让我们测试一下这个理论 Okay, let's test that theory.
看到吧，我不在乎 See? I don't care.
在浪费时间 That's... just a waste of time...
浪费口水 and spit.
好的 Oh. Okay.
好的 好的 好的 Okay, okay, okay.
好的 Okay! Okay!
完全理解了 I get your point.
我的任务完成了 All right, then, my work here is done.
Carlos,gaby Carlos, Gaby.
中 Go!
不赖 Not bad.
来了 Hey, there he is.
Zach,很高兴你能来 Zach, I'm glad you could make it.
嘿,zach Hey, Zach.
Delfino先生 我不知道你也会来 Mr. Delfino, I didn't know you were gonna be here.
是啊，我来玩几局 然后就遇上她们了 Yeah, I was just bowling a few frames and ran into these guys.
我想我能加入你们，对吧 I thought I might join you. Is, uh, that okay?
我想是的 Yeah, I guess.
噢 Oh!
太好了.记下来--9分 Okay, write that down-nine!
厉害的家伙 Wise guy.
放松,漂亮地扔出去就行了 All right, just roll it in there nice and easy.
抱歉 Sorry.
没关系,我们没有输很多 It's okay. We're still close.
反正,julie只会帮倒忙 Anyway, Julie's totally gonna choke.
就为了你说的,我不给你带热狗 Just for that, I am not bringing you back a hot dog.
Zach,你要吗? Zach, do you want one?
好的 Okay.
怎么了? You okay?
我很好,只是… Yeah, I'm fine, it's just...
我不明白你们在做什么 I don't understand what you're doing.
什么意思? What do you mean?
恩, 我不明白你们为什么对我那么好 Well, I don't understand why you're being so nice to me.
当时我拿枪指着你们 你们应该恨我才对 I mean, I pointed a gun at you guys. You should hate me.
我们不会恨你,zach We don't hate you, Zach.
这一年你经历了难以置信的困难 You had an incredibly hard year.
你做了不该做的事 And you shouldn't have done what you did,
我们只是想帮你渡过 but we just wanna help you move on.
听着,恩… Look, um...
在我年轻的时候 when I was young,
我干了坏事 I got mixed up in some really bad stuff.
我甚至在监狱呆过一段时间 I even did some time in prison.
- 真的? - 是的,但是当我出来的时候 - Really? - Yeah, but when I got out,
大家都愿意原谅我 people were willing to forgive me.
每个人都该有第二次机会 Everybody deserves a second chance.
谢谢 Thanks.
我要过去一下 帮julie一起弄点吃的 You know, I'm gonna go, uh, help Julie with the food.
你们尽管聊聊,打打球 So you guys just keep talking and bowling.
聊保龄 Talk and bowl.
保龄聊 Bowl and talk.
好了,让我教教你 Here, let me show you something.
对准正中间那条线 See the arrows right in the middle?
只需要朝中间那个扔过去,可以吗 Just roll it straight over the one in the center. Okay.
你不需要旋转它或其他任何动作 You don't have to spin it or anything.
只要对准中间 Just right down the middle.
瞧见了? Look at that!
干得不错! Good job.
快点! Hurry up!
我已经很快了 I am hurrying up, okay?
等等,不!不!不! Wait, no! No! No!
- 怎么了? - 我掉了钥匙 - What? - I dropped the keys.
我没钥匙, 在里面 I don't have 'em. They're in here!
有时候你只能笑 sometimes you just have to laugh.
andrew? Andrew?
介意关掉你的游戏机吗? Would you mind turning off your video game?
我的律师想要见你 My lawyer would like to have a little chat with you.
即使william自杀时你母亲在场 So even though your mother did witness George Williams' suicide,
也没有义务干预 there's no affirmative duty to intervene.
因此,不构成犯罪 Therefore, no crime was committed.
即使警察发现了 Even if the police find out,
你母亲也不会上法庭 your mom will never see the inside of a courtroom.
这样,也许是我没说清楚 Well, maybe I got the story wrong.
如果是她到了那里帮他完成自杀呢? What if she went over there to help him commit suicide?
如果你想要对警察撒谎,尽管去吧 If you wanna lie to the police, go right ahead.
但是你要明白, 我会起诉你 But please know that I will sue you.
为什么? For what?
程序滥用 Abuse of process.
就是指有些人利用法律程序 It's when a person tries to exploit the legal system
以达到非法目的--比如敲诈 for an improper purpose-like blackmail.
你们不能起诉我, 我还未成年 You guys can't sue me. I'm just a kid.
哦.别担心 Oh, don't worry.
你满18岁, 我不会削减你的零用钱 I won't start garnishing your wages until you turn 18.
你妈妈真厉害 Your mom - is she a peach or what?
如果警察不在乎 我敢肯定你的朋友们会 If the cops don't give a damn, I'm sure your friends will.
大庭广众之下丢脸, 觉得如何? How does a little public humiliation sound?
Bree,能帮我再加点吗? Bree, can I get a refill on this?
你在干吗?! What are you doing?!
你父亲是我的朋友 Your father was a friend of mine.
如果他还在 看到你变成了这么龌龊的垃圾 And if he were around to see what a nasty little turd
他会狠敲你脑袋 you've turned into, he'd knock the hell out of you.
是的,可他已经不在了,不是吗? Yeah, well, he's not here now, is he?
是的,他是不在了 可是如果你不收起你这付嘴脸 No, he isn't, but if you don't get your act together
尊重你的母亲 and start treating your mother with some respect,
我会亲自教训你 I'll take care of you myself.
听清楚了? Do you understand what I'm saying?
是的 Yeah.
很好 Good.
嗨, 邻居 Hey, neighbor.
哦.嗨, carlos Oh, hey, Carlos.
嗨 Hi.
我是来谢谢你平息了跟gaby之间的事 I just wanted to thank you for patching things up with Gaby.
哦,应该的 Well, sure, no problem.
她很顽固 It's been really tough on her-
大家都知道外遇了 everybody finding out about the affair.
是的,我能想象 Yeah, I can imagine.
不介意告诉你,恩… I don't mind telling you, it's, uh...
过去的几个月对我们来说并不好过 it's been pretty tough on us the past couple months.
哦,我猜到了 Oh, well, I'm not surprised,
我非常希望你们能度过 and I really, really hope you can work it out.
是的,我在努力.你知道… Yeah, we're trying. You know...
恩~? Mm-hmm? Yeah?
Gaby提了个有趣的建议 Gaby had an interesting suggestion.
哦? Oh?
她让我出去找人 She told me that I should go out
搞一次外遇 and have an affair of my own.
这是唯一的办法 She thinks it's the only way
然后我们扯平 I'll be able to get over what she did to me
这可能会有助于我们的婚姻 and that it just might help our marriage.
你为什么对我说这个? Why are you telling me this?
恩… Uh...
我想我, 恩… I guess I just, uh...
我想知道你是否对这个提议有兴趣? wanted to know if you had any thoughts on the subject?
我…没有 I... don't.
我真的没有 I really don't.
好的,如果你有的话,告诉我 Well, if you ever do, let me know.
顺便问一下 By the way...
恩~? Mm-hmm?
你给我的那个吻太爽了 That was one hell of a kiss you gave me.
那种感觉绝不是你能装出来的 You can't fake chemistry like that.
这该死的东西是什么? What the hell is this?
Delfino? Delfino?
离我儿子远点! Stay away from my son!
哦,我的天! Oh, my God!
爸爸! Dad!
- 你还好吗? - 我没事 - You okay? - I'm fine.
啊! Aah!
我为了绕开他的车打了方向 So I squirm to avoid hitting his car
撞到了停在那里的车子 and I hit Parker instead
后备箱被撞开 and that's from the trunk top open
我一下车 when we got out
就看到这尸体 we found this dead body.
你现在开始担心了吗? Are you worried now
我有点 'cause I am.
还没 Not yet
你要耐心点, 看看形势 Let's be patient, see what will happens.
怎么样了? How'd go.
哦,我告诉了他们我知道的一切 Well I told them everything I know.
不太多 which wasn't much
你们觉得是paul? so we thinking this is Paul.
他是我们友善的邻居杀手 Well he's our friendly neighborhood murderer.
是的,很明显 Yes it seems obvious.
我不知道 I don't know.
我看到他往车厢里看时的表情 I saw his face when he looked into the trunk
他跟我一样吃惊 and he looked just as shocked as I was.
我觉得是Applewhite一家 I'm thinking it was the Applewhites.
我之前跟死者交谈过 I talked to the dead guy.
他说在做Applewhite家的评估 He said he was doing appraisal on their house.
我有点疑惑 I got a little cheesed
我问了全城的地产经纪 so I called all the realtors in town.
没人知道他 Nobody had even heard of him.
那并不意味着Betty认识他 That doesn't mean Betty knew him.
拜托 Please.
他们是新入住的 Those two were fishy
看都没看就买了房子 They bought that house sight n?unseen
而且他们是午夜搬进来的 and they did move in the middle of the night
还有杂声 and there were noises.
什么杂声 What noises?
几个星期前 A couple weeks ago
我听到一些来自地下室的杂声 I heard some noises coming
像是丁丁当当的 from the basement like cleaning.
我问了betty I asked betty about it.
她当着我的面撒谎 Ahe lied right to my face.
那是什么? What's that about?
我不知道 I don't know.
现在我开始担心了 Now I am worried.
Julie Julie.
嗨 Hi.
嗨 Well my dad found out about us bowling.
我父亲发现我们去打过保龄
我最近不能再去了 I cannot be able to do that anytime soon.
哦,抱歉 Oh, sorry.
不不,我很高兴那样做 No, no, I'm glad we did.
我很久没有感觉像家中的成员了 I haven't felt like a part of a family in a long time.
多谢 Thanks.
我还是回去了 I'd better go back inside.
动作是千篇一律的 The act itself never varies,
但每个吻带着各自的含义 but each kiss carries a with it a meaning all it's own.
它能传达丈夫永久的专一 It can convey a husband's eternal devotion
或妻子莫大的懊悔 or a wife's enormous regret.
它象征母亲日益剧增的担心 It can symbolize a mother's growing concern
或情人的无限的激情 or a lover's growing passion,
但无论它意味着什么 but whatever its meaning
每个吻 each kiss
反映了人类最基本的一种需求 reflects a basic human need.
与另一个心灵的交通 The needs to connect to another human being.
这种需求如此强烈 This desire is so strong
它令人惊讶不已——特别是在那些 it's always amazing when some people
不理解它的人眼里 don't understand it.