? You make me feel like day to day?/i>
? Just one touch I go insane?/i>
? So high we can't stop now?/i>
? Keep our speakers way too loud?/i>
? And if they try to shut us down?/i>
? We just turn it up and take it?/i>
? Higher and higher and higher, baby?/i>
? I need you all the time?/i>
? Say that you will be mine?/i>
? Take me higher, higher, higher, higher?/i>
It's War and Peace.
Mae's favorite.
I've figured out who you are.
It's so obvious.
Wow. That book is deep.
You're from the video game company.
This is like, a viral marketing campaign, right?
It's genius.
They let someone hack into their game and then the next day,
an actor shows up in makeup as the character you designed.
I am totally gonna buy this game.
So what is this, vulcanized rubber?
My name is Albert Banks.
I'm from Glacier Falls-- Alaska. I know.
You must have studied for this all night.
And you've done a great job.
The look on Nevaeh's face was epic.
Anything to make Mae happy.
That's what I want to talk to you about.
You're going a little overboard.
Pride and Prejudice.
Scoundrel.
A marriage proposal?
Spit it out, Mr. Darcy.
Yes.
This is what I mean.
You're being a little too awesome.
And when you go home, Mae will be crushed.
And I'll be left to pick up the pieces.
I'm not an actor.
And I'm not leaving here until my mission is accomplished.
I'm going to kiss Mae at homecoming.
A perfect kiss.
There you go again with the sappy stuff.
Thanks for setting me and Mae up,
but I can take it from here.
Hey, Bart.
Gabby, what is going on? How is everything going with the computer?
Oh, the computer, oh, it's, you know,
it's--it's horrible, okay?
I was gonna give you a call
but then I saw a picture of an angel-faced,
muscle-bound man-boy on my sister's photo feed.
Okay, Bart, don't freak out.
But the boy we designed, he kind of... showed up.
What?
There's an explanation for this.
I just haven't found it yet.
I'll explain it for you.
You have conjured life from the primeval void.
You have meddled with nature itself.
Thanks for not freaking out.
This will cause chaos of epic proportions.
It will tear the fabric of space time.
Don't you see?
There is no version of the logical universe
where my sister should have a boyfriend.
Bart, climb down from the ceiling.
We can't figure out what's going on
until you fix that computer.
Have you switched the memory chip?
Yeah, no, I tried that, okay, but the transceiver...
No, the refractory memory chip.
Ohh!
Call me when it's done.
90, 91.
New record!
161, 162,
163, 164,
165, 166,
167, 168, 169.
Okay, stop.
Kid, I can't even count that high.
You ever play football, Alaska?
No, sir. But I used to throw salmon in my dad's boat.
Try this fish on for size.
Gleason, go long!
Did you see that?
Unbelievable.
More like un-possible.
I'm okay!
Oh, Mae.
Hey. Hi. Come on.
It doesn't make any sense.
Yeah, I never saw her with a guy like him.
Jaden, sweetie, no one ever saw her at all.
What is there to see?
Oh, catch you guys later.
Hey, Mae, weren't we gonna meet today about chapter four?
Oh, no, I spaced.
And I promised Albert I'd show him around.
Mae, I need to ask you something.
Wow, guys. There's a lot of...
Lot of pollen out here.
Hey, um, Gabby, could we have a moment alone?
That's fine. It's just the three of us.
Oh, okay.
I'll just be over here, next to the ragweed.
Mae.
Will you go to homecoming with me?
Yes.
No, I mean, no.
It's too sudden, is it?
I mean... Look, this is crazy.
You could ask any other girl in the school.
Someone who's just as put together as you are.
People just don't really look at me that way.
That's not an answer.
Hey, um, could you give me just one second?
Yeah.
Hey, are you okay?
No, I'm not.
Don't you think this is moving a little fast?
This wasn't part of the game plan.
What game plan?
The unstoppable team!
We're gonna study hard, graduate early,
go to Harvard, become millionaires, win Nobel Prizes, and then become
the president and vice-president of the United States.
Oh, okay, okay.
So when were you gonna tell me about the rest of my life?
Come on. I created this boy to help you.
But now you're letting it change everything.
Gabby, Albert is the best thing that has ever happened to me.
And you're acting like it's a problem.
?It's been said and done?
?Every beautiful thoughts been already sung?
?And I guess right now here's another one?
?So your melody will play on and on?
?With the best of them?
?You are beautiful?
?Like a dream come alive, incredible?
?A sinful miracle, lyrical?
?You've saved my life again?
?And I want you to know, baby?
?I love you like a love song, baby?
?I, I love you like a love song, baby?
?And I keep hitting re-peat-peat-peat, yeah?
?No one compares, you stand alone?
?To every record I own?
?Music to my heart that's what you are?
?A song that goes on and on?
?I, I love you like a love song, baby?
?I love you like a love song?
So, homecoming.
What time are you picking me up?
She said yes.
Bart? Don't say my name.
They could be listening. Who?
Did you fix the computer?
Yeah, I fixed the computer.
That's fantastic!
No, no, it is not fantastic.
I wish I hadn't fixed it.
I wish that I didn't know
the things that I know.
Would you just do me a favor and get back here ASAP?
That means as soon as possible.
I know what ASAP means.
What's going on?
I've already said too much. I have to go.
Sir, the situation has escalated.
We now have reason to believe that Black Sigma is after the X-17.
Black Sigma? What is that, a heavy metal band?
They're international arms dealers.
There is not a weapon they haven't tried to steal.
If the prototype falls into their hands,
the safety of the entire free world is in danger.
I don't understand any of this.
How could somebody activate the prototype from the outside?
Every copy of the software is in this lab.
What is it, doctor?
There's one more copy of the software.
Is it secure?
Well, we have a "Keep Off The Grass" sign
in our front yard.
We have been planning to steal this weapon for months,
and now someone goes and grabs it out from under us.
That is very bad manners.
We'll never get into lab now.
We don't need to get inside.
The prize is out there now.
And we will be the first to find it.
Bart, let me in.
How do I know it's you?
Stop being a massive knucklehead.
Yeah, okay. It's you.
Nothing to see here.
You fixed it?
Bart, you're a hero.
Are you sure you weren't followed? What is going on?
My dad is not a video game designer.
The last 5 years of my life have been a complete lie.
My formative years, a fraud.
I am a shell of a husk of a person.
Would you-- Look at this.
Warning.
You are trespassing on a network of the United States
Department of Defense.
What? This was not there before.
Yeah, yeah, they must have put up a firewall when you hacked in...
to the Pentagon, where my dad apparently works.
I hacked the Pentagon?
Whoopsie.
Hey, no, Miss-Hackey-Pants! This is the moment when you're supposed
to stop before you make things worse.
Oh, no. They just got worse.
"The X-17, The World's First Covert Robotic Operative."
Do you realize what you've done?
Yes, I designed a highly mobile, undetectable,
handsome, wholesome, speed-reading,
ukulele-playing, dreamy-eyed robot soldier.
And I set him up with my best friend.
What?
Hide, hide, hide, hide.
That was unexpected.
That's him.
That's the weapon.
Take the files, destroy the rest.
No, you... Sh.
Sh.
Let's go, someone's coming.
No, no.
I just fixed this.
Something really fishy is going on here.
Armed intruders? Government agents?
This is another Taco Tuesday at the Hartley household!
Let's go.
Black Sigma beat us here.
Bart's car is outside.
My kids are here.
All clear up here.
Oh.
Oh. Hello, Father.
What are you guys doing?
Uh, nothing. We're just studying. Math.
Engli-- Math.
Well, thank goodness you're okay.
There was a break-in. Where's Mae?
Oh, she's out with a boy.
Uh, a completely real boy who treats her with kindness and respect.
Are you sure you two didn't see anything?
Nope, not us. Right, Bart?
No, nothing at all. Mm-hmm.
And who are these fine gentlemen, Dad?
Oh, they're--
I've been developing a military video game,
and these are my consultants.
Oh, that is a bunch of-- Common sense.
Because you have to make sure the games are realistic.
Right, Bart?
Yeah, otherwise, it would be like
pretending something is one way,
but in reality, it's an entirely different way.
Right, Dad? And that would be dishonest.
Right, Dad?
And lying is bad.
Right, Dad?
Bart, are you okay?
Whoa, I'm fine, Dad. Honestly.
Okay, Bart, you'd better drive me home.
Only honesty in this house!
His name is Albert, that's his mission data.
What is this homecoming?
I will only accept the truth.
Ah. Sorry.
I had a little bit of a moment, but I'm calm now.
I'm calm.
There.
Those kids will lead us to homecoming.
Follow that cab.
Hey, taxi.
The Eagles pre-game party.
And I guess it's as good a place as any to start the Robot Apocalypse.
No, it's not.
Mae is Albert's mission commander. She can shut him down.