庭院甩卖
我知道之前说过 但是这次我是认真的 I know I've said it before, but I really mean it this time.
我恋爱了 I'm in love.
不是吧 兄弟 那是好事啊 No way, man. That's awesome.
哪个女孩那么幸运啊 Who's the lucky girl?
食品店的装袋女孩 The bagger at the grocery store.
你看到她看我的眼神了吗 Did you see the way she looked at me?
是那个短发的女孩吗 Is she that girl with the short hair?
不是 那是我上周喜欢的 Oh, no, that was another girl
另一个女孩 that I was in love with last week.
哇 停 倒车 Whoa. Whoa, whoa. Stop. Back up.
庭院甩卖
是庭院甩卖 A yard sale!
我们去看看 Let's check it out.
哇 是个粉碎手布罗根的活动人偶 Whoa! A Smash Brogan action figure.
真不错 Sweet!
准备好挨打吧 Get ready for pain!
搞什么... Huh? What the...
五美元 $5?
不是吧 Aw, man.
完美的全景照 The perfect panorama shot.
这东西不止是拍起来漂亮 Hey, you know, this stuff isn't just good for pictures.
所以你在找什么吗 熊熊 So what are you looking for, bear?
我能帮你什么吗 Can I help you with something?
你好 Hello.
没有 我只是随便看看 Nothing really. Just looking.
好吧 Well, okay then.
需要什么就叫我 Just holler if you need anything.
好的 Uh, okay.
小篮球 Hmm, tiny basketball?
太小了 Too tiny.
弹簧什么的 Springy thing?
弹性过头了 Uh, too springy.
免费
谢谢您 先生 祝你用得开心 Thank you, sir. You enjoy.
打扰一下 Uh, excuse me.
这盒东西真的不要钱吗 Is this box really free?
当然 拿去吧 Well, sure. Take it.
都是些大家都不要的东西 Just lots of stuff in there nobody wants.
也省得我拿去扔了 Less for me to throw away.
真的吗 Really?
老兄 免费的东西 Dude, free stuff.
嘿 免费的东西 Psst! Free stuff.
不要钱 Free stuff!
好了 兄弟们 想要什么就赶快抢吧 All right, guys. Start calling dibs on whatever you want.
我的 Mine!
粉碎手套 Smash hands.
太棒了 Awesome!
哈呀 Hyah!
打碎抱枕 Cushion smash!
快看这个 一个旧手机 Whoa! Look at this. And old phone.
看 它还是个滑盖的 Look it does this flip-slidy thing.
哈呀 Hyah!
你好
天哪 它开机了 Oh, my gosh. It just turned on.
手机还能用 It's still working.
看看摄像头还能不能用 Well, let's see if the camera works.
哈呀 Whoa! Hyah!
像素感好强 It's so pixely.
白熊要家庭娱乐录像带 Ice bear will take family entertainment.
粉碎家庭娱乐录像带 Family entertainment smash!
打扁熊猫 Panda smash!
搞什么鬼 棕熊 What the heck, Grizz?!
想打东西就出去打 Go outside if you're gonna smash stuff!
是时候向世界展示我的新武器了 Time to show the world my new form.
唉呀 灯打碎了 Oops. Lamp smash!
- 出去疯 - 去咯 - Get out! - Going.
什么 What?
来自 安妮 嘿 宝贝
来自 安妮 今晚约会吗
来自 安妮 在庭院甩卖的时候 你看起来很不错:)
来自 安妮 你在吗 P
我得走了 Uh, I... I got to go.
不用管我 Don't bother me!
今天是个特别的日子 Today is a special day.
今天 你开始专注于自我 Today, you start focusing on you.
今天 你与地球的循环合二为一 Today, your cycles and the earth's are one.
你好 欢迎来到 Hi, there. And welcome to...
"孕妇健身操" "The pregnant women's workout."
我们会向你展示 And we're gonna show you that just because
因为一个人吃两人份而变胖几磅 you're packing on some extra pounds eating for two,
并不代表你们不能再充满活力保持身材了 doesn't mean you can't still be active and stay fit.
还有那个 And that!
尝尝那个 坏家伙 Take that, bad guy.
还有这拳 And this and this and that.
那是什么 What's that?
那就试试吧 坏家伙的朋友 Well then take that, bad guy's friend.
好了 还有什么是我没揍过的 Now, what haven't I punched yet?
下午的信件来了 Oh, the afternoon post is here.
估计我要先把手套拿下来 Huh. Guess I should take these gloves off first.
没事了 崭新如初 Oh. Oops. Uh... there you go. Good as new.
好吧 真的得把这东西脱下来了 Okay. Time to get these off for real.
好吧 我需要帮忙 Okay. I'm gonna need some help.
踏步 踏步 再踏步 And step and step and step and step.
继续高抬腿 姑娘们 Keep those knees up, ladies.
不是吧 Oh, come on!
兄弟 Man! Uh, brother!
嘿 一 二 一 Hey! One and two and one...
得去其它地方求助了 Got to find help somewhere else.
那条信息不可能是给我的 That text couldn't be for me.
那说不通啊 I mean, it just doesn't make sense.
但是也许她真的想约个会 But maybe she does really want to go on a date.
也许我可以给她回个短信 Eh, maybe if I give her one little text back.
不 我不该回 No! I shouldn't!
"所以 我们的约会... 尽快告诉我你能不能来 "So, our date... Let me know if you can asap.
如果你来不了 我就安排其它事了..." If you can't, I'll make other plans..."
我们的约会 Our date?
我们的约会 Our date!
太不可思议了 约会啊 I can't believe it! A date!
等等 我应该回什么 Oh, wait! Wha... what do I write back?
好吧 我要写个完美的回复 Uh, okay. I gonna write the perfect response...
当然了 宝贝
不 回得不够漂亮 No, not classy enough.
也许要回得俏皮点 Something playful, maybe...
不 No!
手机没电了 手机没电了 The phone's dead! The phone's dead!
我需要充电器 充电器 I need a charger! I need a charger quick!
不 不匹配啊 No! It's not fitting!
吸气 吐气 吸气 吐气 Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out.
现在我们要多加一点内容 Now we're gonna add an extra step.
这个动作只适合老学员 This move is for advanced users only.
准备好了吗 Are you ready?
白熊准备好了 Ice bear is ready.
好的 跳 Okay, and hop.
再来 跳 Okay, and hop.
做得不错 Whoo! Great job.
打扰一下 Um, excuse me.
打扰一下 先生 Excuse me, sir?
你能不能... Uh, could you, um...
嘿 老兄 我不想惹事 Aah! Hey, man. I don't want any trouble.
- 冷静点 好吗 - 先生 拜托 - Chill, okay? - Sir, please!
我只是需要帮助 I just need some help!
你好 女士 Oh, hello, ma'am.
你能不能好心地... Would you be so kind as to...
拿走我的钱包吧 Just take my purse. Aaah!
不 我不是要打劫你 No, I'm not trying to rob you.
我是个好人 I'm a nice guy!
充电线 充电线 充电... 是这个... Charging cable, charging cable, charging... is this...
来自 安妮 所以 我们今晚的约会
好 我一定要好好表现 Okay. I got to do this right.
来自 安妮 太好了 和你在雷加多咖啡厅见
再做两个体前屈 加油 Two more toe touches. Come on.
干得好 女士们 Great job, ladies.
现在要记住 在家锻炼固然很棒 Now remember, working out at home is great,
但最好的锻炼方式是和一群有趣的女汉子 but the best way to exercise is to share a power walk
一起去竞走 with a fun group of powerful women.
# 为把梦想赋予你我而起飞 # Took a flight just to give us this dream of mine
# 一个人是否能走远 # Can a man come this far...
拜托了 谁来帮帮忙 Please, someone help?
谢天谢地 执法小分队 Oh, thank goodness. Law enforcement.
我需要你的帮助 I need your help.
你们能不能把我的手卸下来 Can you take these hands off me?
当然 等我们把桌子摆好 Of course. Right after we set up our table.
太感谢你们了 Oh, thank you so much.
哎呦 Oops!
我来捡 拿好了 Oh, let me get it. Here you go.
你为什么要那么做 Hey, what'd you do that for?
对不起 我不是故意的 我只是 Uh, sorry. I didn't mean to. I was just...
喂 你冲这些女孩子们喊什么 Hey, what are you yelling at these girls for?
我没有喊 I'm not yelling.
我只是 是这副手套 它们 I just... it's these gloves. They...
怪兽把我们的饼干踩坏了 The monster is breaking our cookies!
怪兽讨厌饼干 The monster hates cookies!
够了 That's it.
走开 怪兽 快点消失 Out, monster! Be gone with you!
怪兽 Monster?
从哪个山头来的回哪去 Back to the mountains from whence ye came!
- 呸 怪兽 - 呸 - Boo, monster! - Boo!
怪兽 Monster?
好了 巧克力和鲜花都有了 准备好了 All right. Got the chocolates, the flowers. Good to go.
那肯定是她 Oh, that must be her.
好了 胖达 Okay, Panda.
成败在此一举 This is happening.
打扰一下 安妮 我是来和你约会的 Excuse me, Annie? I am here for our date.
- 什么 - 什么 - Huh? - Wha...
我是安妮 但你是 等下 I am Annie, but who are... wait!
你是今天在庭院甩卖的那家伙 You're that guy from the yard sale today.
你 你是安妮 You? You're Annie?
我... 我以为 但是... 但是短信 I... I don't... I...I thought... but, I... but the text...
你为什么拿着我丈夫的手机 Why do you have my husband's phone?
太抱歉了 我想是哪出了错 I am so sorry. I think there's been a mistake.
宝贝 你在这干什么 Babe, what are you doing here?
我开车去你妈家找你 而她 I drove to your mother's house to find you and she...
这货是谁 Who the heck is this?
巧克力 鲜花 这是我的手机吗 Chocolate? Flowers? And is that my phone?
你一直在用我的手机和我的女人调情 You've been sweet talkin' my woman with my own phone?
保罗 我想这只是一个误会 Paul, I think this is just a misunderstanding.
哦不 不不不 Oh, no, no, no, no.
不是你想的 哇 It's not what you... whoa!
你偷我的手机 现在还想偷我的老婆 You steal my phone, and now you're trying to steal my wife?
保罗 别 停下 Paul, no. Stop.
那手机 我在庭院甩卖拿的 Th...the phone. I got it at a yard sale.
我 我收到一条信息 以为是发给我的 I...I got a message, and I thought it was for me.
我这倒有一条信息要给你 Oh, I've got a message for you.
保罗 不 Paul, no.
我发誓我没有和任何人调情 I swear I wasn't sweet talking anyone.
我没那么油嘴滑舌 I'm not that smooth.
亲爱的 Honey...
孩子要出来了 The baby's coming.
什么 What?
亲爱的 怎... 怎么了 Babe, w...w...what's wrong?
我想我要生了 I think it's happening.
孩子 天啊 我还没有准备好 The baby? Uh, oh, man. I'm not ready for this.
我可负不起这样的责任 I can't handle the responsibility.
好了 要保持冷静 Okay, got to stay calm.
保罗 Ugh. Paul!
白熊感知到附近有母亲在召唤 Ice bear feels impending motherhood nearby.
嗨哥们 现在该醒了 Hey, buddy. Time to wake up now.
- 母亲在哪 - 兄弟 - Where is mother? - Brother!
这是安妮 她的"刚破羊水"了 Uh, this is Annie. Her broke just watered.
我是说 她需要帮助 I mean, uh, she needs help.
呼吸 像白熊一样呼吸 Breathe. Breathe like ice bear.
- 需要丈夫 - 丈夫呢 - Need husband. - Husband?
- 他晕过去了 - 你 丈夫 - He's knocked out. - You, husband.
我 我当不了丈夫 我... Me? I can't be a husband. I... I...
丈夫 马上 Husband, now.
好 我该怎么做 Okay. W...what do I need to do?
就握着你的手或者 Just hold your hand or...
嗷 Ow!
谢谢 Thank you.
嗷 我们必须要拦辆出租车去医院 Ow! We have to get a cab to the hospital.
给我走开 Oh, get away from me!
求你了 能不能帮帮我 Please, will you help me?
你能帮帮怪兽吗 Will anyone help a monster?
你呢 先生 You, sir?
帮帮忙 帮帮忙 Help? Help?
- 棕熊 - 兄弟 - Grizz! - Brother!
见到你们太高兴了 Oh, I'm so happy to see you.
我这一天过得太疯狂了 I've had such a crazy day.
那个家伙怎么了 What happened to that guy?
棕熊 这是安妮 她要生了 Grizz, this is Annie. She's having a baby.
我需要去医院 Oh. I need to get to the hospital.
我们需要帮助 We need help.
你能不能帮我找辆车 Can you get us a ride?
对不起 兄弟 我是一个怪兽 I'm sorry, brother. I'm a monster.
怪兽不能帮助别人 And monsters can't help.
它们只能摧毁东西 They can only destroy.
不 棕熊 你必须要救救我们 No, grizz. You have to save us.
你可以成为一个英雄 You can be a hero!
英雄 Hero?
英雄 你是对的 Hero. You're right.
是时候用铁拳行善了 It's time to use these fists for good.
行善 For good!
我不是怪兽 I am not a monster!
什么 What the...?
医院 赶快 Hospital. Step on it.
轮椅 Chair!
跟我来 Follow me!
接招吧 Take that.
还有那个 和那个 And that. And that.
跟那个 还有那个 And that. And that.
- 和那个 - 我现在要做一期切开 - And that. - I am now making the primary incision.
打扰一下 夫人 Excuse me! Ma'am!
小姐 女士 护士小姐女士 夫人 Miss! Lady! Miss nurse lady! Ma'am!
先生 你必须要登记然后和其他人一样等 Sir, you'll have to sign in and wait like everybody...
天啊 你的手 Oh, gosh! Your hands!
我们马上就送你去急救 We'll get you into the E.R. Stat.
哦不 不不 不是我 Oh, no, no, no. Not me.
这位女士要生了 This lady's having a baby.
放松 就快到顶了 Easy, almost to the top.
啊 讨厌 这东西被动了手脚 And... aw, dang it. This thing is rigged. Aah!
打扰一下 那对夫妇想现在见你们 Excuse me. The couple would like to see you now.
你们好 Hello.
请进来 Hey. Please come in.
我们只是想感谢你们的帮助 We just wanted to thank you so much for your help
对于咖啡店里的误会 and we're sorry for the misunderstanding
我们很抱歉 at the cafe.
是吧 亲爱的 Aren't we, honey?
嗯对 Uh, yeah.
我有点急性子 但是对不起 I got a little hotheaded, but I'm sorry.
没关系 It's not problem.
你知道 我们总是乐于 You know, we're always happy
帮助需要帮助的孕妇 to help a pregnant woman in need.
说到这 我们来看看小家伙 Speaking of which, let's see that little bundle of joy.
你好 小家伙 你好 Hey, there, little guy. Hi.
握拳好有力啊 Ah, got a pretty good grip.
好强壮的小婴儿 Strong baby.