嗨，小伙子们 Hey, guys.
在抓蜗牛吗？ Mmm, collecting snails?
是的，菲尼老师说可以从他的花上抓蜗牛 Yeah, Mr. Feeny said we can take 'em...
星期天我们钓鱼的时候 off his flowers and use them for bait...
可以当做鱼饵 for when we all go fishing Sunday.
鱼不吃蜗牛的！！！ Fish don't eat snails.
天哪，我猜我搞错了 (^_^) Gee, I guess I was mistaken.
好了，你们这些家伙准备好了吗？ Well, whenever you guys are ready...
钓鲈鱼大师即将 the bass master here is all set...
传授给年轻一代 to pass on to the younger generation...
一些如何钓鱼的细节了 some of the finer points of spin casting.
操纵年轻人敏感的心灵？ Manipulating young and impressionable minds.
我希望你能找到一丝自豪感，菲尼先生 I hope you're proud of yourself, Mr. Feeny.
我一向都挺自豪的，马修斯先生 Indeed I am, Mr. Matthews.
过来，小伙子们 Come on, guys.
现在，最主要是记住 Now, the main thing to remember is...
基本上是个简单的手腕甩动 that basically it's a simple flick...
你松开手柄 of the wrist.You open the bail...
用手指控制成直线方向 hold the line with your finger...
类似2点钟方向、10点钟方向 and then it's 2:00, 10:00.
2点钟，10点钟…… 2:00, 10:00.
[花盆碎掉的声音]
你好像想把3点钟方向上的 Kind of a quarter after 3:00 thing...
某个东西钓过来，对吗，老爸？ you got going on there, Dad, huh?
我能跟着各位试试甩鱼钩的运气吗？ May a, uh, fellow angler try his luck?
请自便，乔治 Be my guest, George.
谢谢，呵呵 Thank you. Ha ha!
那家伙在那儿…… That fella out there.
[鱼钩入桶的声音]
这就像骑自行车 It's like getting back on a bicycle.
一旦学会，永不忘记 One never forgets.
菲尼老师，你会钓鱼？ Mr. Feeny, you fish?
哦，当然会。我可是个老牌鲈鱼杀手 Oh, sure. I'm an old bass hog from way back.
我永远不会忘记那个1956年9月的早晨 I'll never forget that September morn, 1956.
我在路易斯安那三角洲钓到的那条小嘴鲈 I was after small-mouth bass on the Louisiana Delta.
声调开始变得沉迷了，乔治 Sounds fascinating, George.
柏树上长着的西班牙苔藓 Spanish moss hanging down...
一直向下延伸到了 and the cypress knees jutting up...
半咸半淡的水里 through the brackish water of the bayou.
声调越来越沉迷了，乔治 Sounds fascinating,George.
老爸，为什么今年艾瑞克不和我们一起去钓鱼？ Dad, how come Eric's not coming with us this year?
是这样的，你哥哥开始追女孩子了 Well, your brother's discovered girls.
他已经坐不住了 He can't sit still
等你到了艾瑞克这个年纪，而且你也坐不住了 When you're Eric's age and you can't sit still
我就会带莫妹去钓鱼了 I'll take Morgan.
这就是带孩子钓鱼的无尽循环 It's the endless cycle of fishing.
那莫妹之后呢？ And what about after Morgan?
那时候，我就会变成某个带着钓鱼帽 Well, then I'll just be some guy...
说着一堆沉闷往事的的怪老头了 in a fishing hat with a lot of boring stories.
你刚才说的吓到自己了吧，老爸？ Did you just scare yourself, Dad?
喔，是的！确实吓到自己了！ Whoa, yes, I think I did.
第一季第7集 滚石奶奶 Boy.Meets.World.S01E07
翻译和字幕： 减肥达人
可以直接到视频3分05秒处跳过片头
你好，我是莫妹，这是我哥哥艾瑞克 Hi. I'm Morgan,and this is my brother Eric.
他很腼腆 He's very shy.
哈哈哈，好姑娘！ Ha ha ha. Good girl.
艾瑞克，你在教她什么？ Eric, what are you teaching her?
没什么 Nothing.
我要帮艾瑞克搭讪女孩子们 I get to help Eric meet girls.
你不是。 她不是。 No, you don't. She doesn't.
你不是！ You don't.
我哥哥觉得你很可爱 My brother thinks you are so cute.
这就是为什么你带她去购物中心的原因吧？ So this is why you've been taking her to the mall.
—好吧，我觉得这可以。—你同意？ - Well, I think it's great.- You do?
—是的。 —哈！哈！哈！ - Mm-hmm.- Ha ha ha.
我觉得这是你和你妹妹一起 I think it's a perfect way for you and your sister...
度过相伴时光的完美办法 to spend quality time together.
是这样，你知道，有些人用黄金猎犬帮忙 Well, you know, some guys use a golden retriever.
我就想，为什么不用手头的黄鼠狼呢？ I figure, why not use the weasel here?
[像号角声一样的汽车喇叭声]
奶奶来了！ It's Grandma!
耶！是奶奶来了！ Hey, it's Grandma!
对，是奶奶来了 Yeah, it's Grandma.
OK,去清出一条车道 OK, open up a lane.
我先进来了！ I'm coming through.
我的屁股已经黏在房车座位上…… I've been sitting on my keister for ten hours...
足足十个小时了 in that Winnebago.
我现在需要一个宽敞的地方 I need some stretching room.
嗨！！！ Hey!
奶奶！奶奶！ Grandma! Grandma!
嗨！ Hey!
（一起）： 我的礼物在哪里？ BoTH: Where's my present?
我以为今年轮到你买给我的 I thought this year maybe you'd buy me one.
才不呢，你是奶奶 Nuh-uh.You're the grandma.
我是奶奶？那好吧，如果是那样的话…… I am? oh well,in that case...
哦，那看看这个是什么？ Uh-oh, what have we here?
一个洋娃娃 A dolly.
哈哈，这是个印加木乃伊脑袋 Ha ha. Well,it's a shrunken head.
不是真的哦 Not a real one.
在墨西哥，他们不让卖真的 They don't sell real ones in Tijuana.
至少一块钱买不到 Not for a buck.
很酷的牛鞭啊，奶奶 That's a cool bullwhip,Grandma.
哦，对了，这是给你的 Oh, yeah, and it's yours.
我雇的马车的车夫用的，不过 I had the wagon master to go with it...
他在华瑞兹溜了（墨西哥以治安混乱出名的边境城市） but he slipped out of the cuffs in Juarez.
我知道，我知道，来之前没先给你们电话 I know, I know.I didn't call.
你从来都这样，伯尼丝。 You never do, Bernice.
好吧，这不是我的风格 Well, it's not my style.
对了，我也给你带了点东西 Hey, I got something for you, too.
看，仙人掌干，是阿尔伯克基的。 Yeah. Dried cactus.It's from Albuquerque.
一个古老的纳瓦霍人的传统特产 An old Navajo tradition.
让你的活力像发动机一样强劲 Keeps you regular as a diesel.
谢谢你为我们的中年生活准备了这个，老妈 Thanks for preparing us for middle age, Mom.
我们会每天都想起你……好几次的（^_^） We'll think of you..several times a day.
那么，到底是哪阵风把您吹到这里来了？ So, what brings you to our neck of the woods?
你跟的车队正好经过？ Did your convoy swing through?
是的，是的 Yeah, yeah.
我们在赌城大赢了一笔 We made a killing in bingo country...
所以现在要去棕榈泉 so now we're heading out to Palm Springs...
给自己买个新屁股。哈哈哈！ to buy ourselves some new butts. Ha ha ha!
奶奶！ Grandma!
宝贝小子！ Kiddo!
终于，轮到你露面了，啊哈？ Finally decided to show your face, huh?
他们为什么会让你这么早结束放学后留堂的？ What'd they do,let you out of detention early?
啊，这个啊，我还在公园那边 Yeah, well,I heard "La Cucaracha"...
就听到了你车子的特别喇叭声 from all the way down at the park.
这次你待多久？ How long are you staying?
哦，只到周末 Oh, just the weekend.
说到这儿……你们两个…… Speaking of which...hey, you two kids...
把你们周六的计划都取消 cancel all your plans for Saturday...
莫妹，你和我去商店血拼（shoping） 'cause, Morgan, you and I are gonna go shopping.
我们要去买一堆的新衣服 We are gonna buy so many new clothes...
多到你都不知道怎么办好 you won't know what to do with them all.
我先穿，穿完就直接扔地板上 I'll wear them, then I'll throw them on the floor.
哈哈，随你便！ Ha! Why not?
然后我们去参加车展 And then I thought we'd take in the auto show.
我听说他们招了不少热火女郎 I hear they got some pretty hot babes...
坐在那些豪车的车头盖上 sitting on the hoods of those hotrods.
那儿一定有我感兴趣的东西 There's something I might enjoy.
还有星期天，宝贝小子，你和我…… And Sunday, kiddo,you and I...
我们去找这张棒球明星卡上的人 we are gonna go get this baseball card signed...
在卡上签个名 by the guy in the picture.
卡尔·瑞普金？（美国棒球超级明星） Cal Ripken?
是卡尔·瑞普金的“新秀卡”！ This is Cal Ripken's rookie card!
你是怎么搞到的？ How'd you get this?
怎么搞到的？ How'd I get it?
我在里诺（美国著名“离婚城市”，住满三个月即可离婚）开枪打死了一个男的 I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die...
然后掰开尸体冰冷的手指拿到它 and then I pried that out of his cold, dead fingers.
或者……我花了几块钱从跳蚤市场买了它 Or I bought it for seven bucks at a swap meet.
哪个是真的你说了算 You make the call.
那我们是要去找他签名吗？ And we're gonna get him to sign it?
当然，你喜欢吗？ Well, would you like that?
你在说什么啊！新来的吗？ What are you, new?
—嘿嘿！—嘿嘿！ - Hey!- Hey!
哦，告诉你，那是我看过的最棒的车展 Oh, man, that was the best auto show ever.
他们让伯尼考佩尔和杰米法尔 They had Bernie Koppell and Jamie Farr...
站在同一个舞台上 right up there on the same stage.
你还能在哪里找到那么好的车展？ Where else you gonna get that?
嗨，科瑞，看看这个 Hey, Cor, check it out.
我让兰博基尼女郎在我胳膊上签名了 I had the Lamborghini girl sign my arm.
兰博基尼女郎？ Lamborghini girl?
艾瑞克，你怎么能把兰博基尼女郎 Eric, how can you even compare...
和卡尔·瑞普金相提并论呢？ the Lamborghini girl to Cal Ripken?
兰博基尼女郎能连续出战1900场吗？ Has the Lamborghini girl played 1,900 straight games?
不能。不过，卡尔·瑞普金参加过 No, but has Cal Ripken ever posed...
维多利亚的秘密内衣秀吗？(*∩_∩*) For the Victoria's Secret catalogue?
艾瑞克，我觉得我们之间有一条巨大的鸿沟 Eric, I feel we're growing apart.
我告诉她，等我拿到驾照就带她兜风 Told her maybe we could take a drive once I get my license.
她笑了，而且是个骚情满满的笑 She laughed,but it was a flirty laugh.
Graziella Terziana. （胳膊上的名字）
我觉得她是个法国妹子 I think she's French.
小伙子，我累坏了。 Boy, I'm bushed.
跟着你妹妹不断进出试衣间…… What, with chasing your sister in and out of dressing rooms...
还有跟着你哥哥不断 and chasing your brother away...
围着那些比基尼妹子的更衣室转 from those bikini models'dressing rooms...
他就像条兴奋的狗狗 these dogs are barking.
你不会累得明天去不了吧？ You're not too tired for tomorrow, are you?
开玩笑吗？你和我？ Are you kidding?You and me?
我绝对不会错过那一刻的。 I wouldn't miss that for the world.
马休斯先生，正好你是我想见到的那位 Mr. Matthews,just the man I wanted to see.
—菲尼先生？—长话短说… - Mr. Feeny?- Let me ask you...
如果有人要给一个年轻女子找点娱乐项目… if one were entertaining a young woman...
就像你这么大的女孩子… a young girl your age...
嗯，他该怎么做呢？ um, how would he go about it?
菲尼先生，你要和一个十几岁的女孩约会吗？！！ Mr. Feeny,you dating a teenage girl?
自从艾森豪威尔当上总统以后（1953年）就没试过了 Not since the Eisenhower administration.
我侄女过来小住一段时间 No. My niece is visiting for a few days.
她和你年纪差不多。她需要有人带着玩 She's your age.She'll need to be entertained...
我觉得也许你能帮我解决这问题 And I thought that maybe you could help me out.
你看，我很高兴见到你侄女 （就你这模样，估计你侄女长得也够呛） Look, I'd love to meet your niece, Mr. Feeny,
但是，瞧，我现在正犯严重的气管炎 But, see, I got this really bad case of strep throat.
而且炎症正向我的肺和胰脏蔓延（骗谁啊！） It's spreading down my lungs and into my pancreas...
所以，你看，我…现在是个病菌炸弹 so, as you can see,I'm... I'm completely strep.
放松。我只是好奇… Relax.I'm merely curious...
该怎么样带着现在的女孩子游玩 as to how a contemporary teenage girl entertains herself.
哦，OK，是这样，按我的经验 Oh, oK. Well, it's my experience...
如果没有一辆高级小车的话 that if they can't find a senior with a car...
可能会有个大二的小子 they'll settle for some gullible sophomore...
因为请她吃晚饭 who's willing to empty his pockets...
花光口袋里的钱 on a dinner he can't really afford...
还要带她看自己不喜欢的电影 a movie he doesn't want to see...
最后送她回家时吃个闭门羹 and a door slammed in his face.
在你刚才说的那堆话里 Somewhere in that brimming cup of bile...
我好像听到了“晚餐”和“电影” I heard dinner and a movie.
对啊，你看，晚饭和电影… Yeah, see,dinner and a movie...
是约会最主要的娱乐项目 is the premier form of dating entertainment.
晚餐，电影，电影，晚餐 Dinner, movie. Movie, dinner.
晚饭，晚饭，电影，电影… Dinner, dinner, movie, movie.
看出来了，很丰富多彩的人生经验啊！ A wonderfully rich tapestry of human experience.
在这方面，您没资格笑话我，菲尼先生 Don't mock what I am,Mr. Feeny.
老妈，奶奶在哪儿呢？ Mom, where's Grandma?
我们本来应该十分钟前就出发了 We were supposed to leave ten minutes ago...
但是她的房车不在外面 and her Winnebago's not even outside.
你知道吗，科瑞？ You know what, Cor?
我打算烘一些蓝莓蛋糕 I was gonna bake some blueberry muffins.
你想帮我一把吗？ You want to help me?
—烘烤？ —嗯。 - Bake?- Mm-hmm.
对，对，我会帮你的 Yeah. Yeah, I do.
反正我现在也没什么要做的事情 There's nothing I'd rather do more.
哦，等等，我撒谎了 Oh, wait. I'm lying.
我已经准备好了去巴尔的摩！ I'd rather go to Baltimore.
好吧，只帮到你出发为止好吗？ Well, how about just until you leave?
你们觉得，我可以多久不洗澡 Ohh... so how long do you think...
直到我身上脏得 I could go without taking a shower...
我自己都受不了？ before my arm gets all gross disgusting?
等我荷尔蒙旺盛的时候，也会这样吗？ Is this what's gonna happen to me when my hormones kick in?
是吗？就好像我脑子里除了美眉啥都没有一样 Yeah, like I don't have anything else on my mind but girls.
其实呢，除了美眉，我脑子里还有很多事情 Look, I got a lot of other things on my mind besides girls.
很多其他的事情，就比如…… A lot of other things.There's, like...
美眉！美眉！就在这儿！这儿！ Girl! Girl! Right there!Right there!
哪儿？ Where?
那是菲尼的侄女，漂亮得难以置信！ It's Feeny's niece.She's unbelievable.
我…我要想个办法，想个办法…… I... I gotta think.I gotta think.
我要带她进入一个全新的世界！ I got to take her to a world she's never been to before.
晚餐！电影！电影！晚餐！ Dinner. Movie.Movie. Dinner.
这样就必须有个完美的策略，比如…… This has to be perfectly orchestrated, or else...
黄鼠狼！ Weasel!
黄鼠狼，你还记得我们排练过的套路吗？ OK, weasel, do you remember what we've been practicing?
这是我的哥哥艾瑞克 This is my brother Eric.
他很腼腆 He's very shy.
哈哈 Ha ha.
完美。听着，再过一分钟… Perfect. Look，in exactly one minute...
我要看到你走出去… I want you to come outside...
在篱笆那里再来一遍刚才的套路 and do what we've been doing at the mall.
我怎么知道一分钟到了没有？ How will I know when it's a minute?
这样，一分钟，叮！一分钟就叮叮。 OK? Minute, ding.Minute, ding.
一分钟就叮叮！ Minute, ding.
电影，晚餐！电影，晚餐！！ Movie, dinner.Movie, dinner.
你好吗，菲尼先生？ How you doing, Mr. Feeny?
今天我能帮您怎么整理花园？ How could I help you in the garden today?
哦 Oh.
哦，嗨，我叫艾瑞克 Oh, hi. I'm Eric.
我叫洁西卡 I'm Jessica.
细菌感染都治好了吗，马修斯先生？ Strep throat cleared up,did it, Mr. Matthews?
细菌感染？像我这种棒棒的身体？ Strep throat?A guy like me?
不会的，瞧，我干得越勤快 No. See, I work out much too hard...
越不会被感染 to ever get strep throat.
那么，您希望我把这袋子重重的化肥 So, uh, where would you like me to move...
搬到哪个位置？ this enormously heavy bag of fertilizer?
我压根儿就没打算挪动它 I hadn't planned on moving it at all.
那就让我轻松地把它扔到那里吧 Let me just effortlessly toss it over here, then.
Hoo-dah!
[闹钟铃声]
这是我的哥哥艾瑞克 This is my brother Eric.
他很腼腆 He's very shy.
正说到化肥（双关“介绍”）呢 Speaking of fertilizer.
这是你的小妹妹？ Is this your little sister?
是的 That she is.
我爱艾瑞克 I love Eric.
拜托，洁西卡 Oh, please. Jessica...
你懂这种套路的…… you couldn't possibly fall for this line of...
她好可爱啊 She is so cute.
而且套路娴熟 And so well-rehearsed.
艾瑞克正打算带我去游乐园 Eric's taking me to the carnival today.
我啥时候说过啊？！ When did I say that?
哈哈，看来你的搭档学了一点新台词 Ha ha. Looks like your parrot has learned a few new words.
你会和我们一起去吗？ Do you want to come with us?
哦，和我们一起 Oh, with us.
和我们一起去游乐园，对！ To the carnival with us, yes.
请和我们一起去吧 Please come With us.
好的，如果您同意的话，乔治叔叔 Well, if that's oK with you,Uncle George.
那个啊，我觉得比较礼貌的做法 Well, I think the polite thing...
应该是同时邀请我也一起去 would be to extend an invitation for me to join you.
（这下尴尬了）
菲尼先生，你愿意和我们一起去游乐园吗？ Mr. Feeny, would you like to come to the carnival with us?
（宝宝心里苦，宝宝不说）（^_^）
很感谢你的邀请 Oh, thank you so very much for asking...
但我不去了，我预约了牙医。 but no. I'd rather have gum surgery.
OK,现在记得要把它们赶快拿出来 OK, now, remember to take those out...
要不然都黏在烤盘上了 in a couple minutes so they don't stick.
老妈，我都已经帮你弄了四盘了 Mom, I kind of got the hang of it in the last four batches.
是不是奶奶失踪了？ Is Grandma lost or What?
我不知道，科瑞。不过呢… I don't know, Cor,but, hey...
你知道吗？接下来我要做个蛋糕 you know what?I was gonna bake a cake next.
你能继续帮忙吗？ You want to help me out?
得了，老妈，我知道你是想用这个… Look, Mom, I know you're trying to do this...
分散我的注意力 to distract me and all...
但是到底奶奶哪儿怎么了？ but what if something happened to Grandma?
我们好像应该打电话报警了 Maybe we should call the police.
—不，我觉得不必。—为什么？ - No, I don't think so. - Why not?
因为我很肯定她没事 Because I'm sure that she's fine.
那为什么她还没出现？ Then why isn't she here yet?
宝贝，我认识你奶奶很久了 Honey, I've known your grandmother...
有些事情你需要 for a long time,and there's something...
了解她和理解她 you need to understand about her.
我了解如果她现在都无法出现 I understand that if Grandma's not here yet...
一定有个很合理的理由 she must have a very good reason.
她压根儿没过来，对吧？ She's not coming, is she?
我很遗憾，科瑞 I'm sorry, Cory.
我知道这让你有点失望 I know this is disappointing.
嗯，反正只是一个愚蠢的自驾游 Eh, it was just a stupid road trip.
我的意思是，巴尔的摩又怎么了 I mean, what kind of city is Baltimore, anyway?
一个国内城市罢了 An American League city.
嘿，为什么你不打个电话给肖恩？也许他想去打保龄球 Hey, why don't you call Shawn?See if he wants to go bowling.
—太棒了，我去开车！—是我去开车！ - Cool. I'll drive. - or I'll drive.
你开也行！ （^_^） That could work, too.
我这就打个电话给肖恩 I'll call my best bud Shawn...
这家伙是我随时可以指望的铁哥们 the one guy I can count on to be there.
嗨，亨特太太？我是科瑞，肖恩在吗？ Hi, Mrs. Hunter?It's Cory. Shawn around?
什么？！他出去钓鱼了？！ What do you mean,he's gone fishing?
你知不知道，我被你丈夫和他的 Did you know your husband's cheating on me...
某个儿子欺骗了？ with someone else's son?
你忘了打电话给肖恩了 You forgot to call Shawn.
再见，亨特夫人 Good-bye, Mrs. Hunter.
我忘记了 I forgot.
你没告诉他，你不去钓鱼旅行了？ You didn't tell him you weren't going on the fishing trip?
我忘记了 I forgot.
所以他还是按计划出发了？ So he still showed up.
我猜他没忘记 I guess he didn't forget.
现在，他正在外地，和我爸… Now he's out there with my dad...
一起喝啤酒、吃薯片 drinking root beer,eating potato chips...
亲密无间 bonding away.
我错过了和老爸去钓鱼的大事 I miss one thing with my dad...
他不会再把我当作最亲密的儿子了 and he drops me for the first available son.
你去哪儿？ Where are you going?
我要上树屋静一静 I'll be in the tree house.
等我电话 Hold my calls.
艾瑞克是世界上最棒的哥哥 Eric is the best brother in the whoLe worLd.
说得够多了，莫妹 That's enough, Morgan.
你真的很贴心，为了给她这个长颈鹿奖品 That was so sweet of you to play four hours of skeeball...
玩了玩四个小时的滚球 just to win her that giraffe.
三千张游戏券啊！（都是泪啊…） 3,000 tickets.
艾瑞克还要把他的新太阳镜给我 Eric's gonna give me his new sunglasses.
不，他没这打算 No, he's not.
你看，你真的让我知道了很多如何 You know, you can really tell a lot about a guy...
与妹妹相处的方法 by the way he treats his sister.
啊，你是说这个 Oh, you mean these.
拿去吧 There you go.
艾瑞克是个颜值很高的帅哥 Eric is such a good-looking boy.
耶，谢谢 Yeah, thanks.
我们今天到此为止吗？ Are we all done for the day?
对，到此为止，拜拜！ Yes, we're done. Bye-bye.
她真是可爱极了 She's adorable.
但不是唯一可爱的 She's not the only one.
谁是Graziella Terziana? Who's Graziella Terziana?
什么？ What?
她的名字，写在你手臂上的那个 Her name,it's written on your arm.
嗯，那个啊… Uh, that...
我没法挡住所有要给我签名的妹子 I can't stop every girl who wants to sign my body.
喔，原来是白马王子啊！ Oh, Mr. Charming.
我可以也给你一支钢笔 I could loan you a pen.
而且还很聪明 And smart, too,
用他的小妹妹当约会借口 Using his little sister as date bait like that.
挺明显的，是吧？ That obvious, huh?
是的 Oh, yeah. Heh.
大错误？ Big mistake?
我有这么说吗？ Did I say that?
那样我不用克服太多困难 So I didn't have to work so hard.
谁说你必须克服所有难题的？ Who said you had to work at all?
不错的夜晚，对吧？ Nice night, huh?
对 Yeah.
那个，我们刚好路过而已 Well, we're just,uh, passing through.
路过得真是时候 Good. Pass.
艾瑞克，亲嘴大师哦! Eric, the lipmaster.
够了 Yeah. Sure.
还有其他人吗？是不是大家都在这儿了？ Look, anybody else,or are we all done here?
除了我，大家今天都过得不错吗？ Everyone have a great day without me?
你在那里多久了？ How long have you been up there?
久到足够看见你和人家换口水 Long enough to watch you swap spit with a Feeny.
好吧，我得承认浪漫已经被他们杀死了 Well, I'd say the mood is sufficiently killed...
你觉得呢？ wouldn't you?
完全同意 Dead and buried.
我觉得明天我妹妹应该很忙 I think my little sister's busy tomorrow...
所以就我们俩一起玩吧 so it looks like it's just you and me.
我会记得带笔的（^_^） I'll bring the pen.
晚安…… Good night.
所有人！哈哈！ Everyone. Ha ha.
她真的也姓菲尼？ She's related to Feeny?
侄女 Niece.
不错！ Nice.
不错？棒极了好不好！ Nice? She's beautiful.
是我吻过的最惊艳的女孩。 That's the most incredible girl I ever kissed.
你一共才亲过几个美眉？两个而已！ Which puts her at the top of a list of what, two?
我说，亲吻可不是旁观者可以评判的 Look, making out is not a spectator sport.
Ooh...
你这么那么早就从巴尔的摩回来了？ What are you doing back from Baltimore so early?
—我没去。—为什么？ - I didn't go to Baltimore. - Why not?
—因为我全天在家，因为奶奶爽约了 'Cause I stayed here all day 'cause Grandma dumped me...
与此同时，我最好的朋友却在外面偷我的爸爸 while my best friend was out Stealing my dad.
哦，别那么幼稚，我可没偷你爸爸 Oh, grow up.I wasn't stealing your father.
—晚安，肖恩。—晚安，爸爸！(∩_∩) - Good night, Shawn. - Night, Dad.
—所以，奶奶没出现？—是的，没出现。 - So Grandma never showed, huh? - Nah, she didn't.
你需要谈谈这事儿吗？ You want to talk about it?
似乎真的没太多谈论的必要。 Doesn't really seem like there's much to talk about.
呵呵，小子，你错了 Hoo, boy, are you wrong.
你去哪儿？ Where are you going?
我饿了。肖恩吃光了船上的东西 I'm hungry. Shawn ate everything on the boat...
只剩鱼饵了 except the worms.
他总是这样子 He usually likes those.
嗯，我强烈推荐你吃松饼。 Uh, I can highly recommend the muffins.
有点太干了 These are a little dry.
好嘛，我像奴隶一样干了半天，就这么谢我 Great. I cook and I slave, and this is the thanks I get.
这些都是你做的？ You made these?
除了这个我没其他可做 I didn't have anything else to do...
因为奶奶没出现 'cause Grandma didn't show up.
我也试过这种感受 I've been there.
等等！她也曾经这么对你？ Wait a minute.She did this to you?
嘿，选一个，你喜欢运动饮料吗？ Hey, pick a category.You like sports?
好像是生日吧。你喜欢宇航飞船吗？ Birthdays?You like rocket ships?
我想将来坐坐飞船 I'll take rocket ships.
好啊。嗯…有一天，我那个班 All right. Um...one day my class...
被安排实地考察活动 was supposed to go on this field trip
去富兰克林科学博物馆 to the Franklin Museum of Science...
看“太空人”展览。 to see the "Man in Space" exhibit.
酷 Cool.
是啊，但是你奶奶忘记签署 Yeah, it would've been, except that Grandma forgot to return...
家长同意书。所以我不能去了。 the permission slip,so I didn't get to go.
我遇到过了 I been there.
是啊，我也是。就如同你一样的方式。 Yeah, me, too, and I felt just the way you're feeling now.
—你恨她吗？—没有。 - Did you hate her?- Well, no.
好像我很难因此恨她。科瑞… It's kind of hard to hate her, Cory...
因为几个月后，她半夜叫醒我 'cause a couple months later,she woke me up...
然后给我穿好衣服 in the middle of the night, she bundles me up...
带上了她的房车 throws me in the Winnebago...
我们连着开了两天两夜的车 we drive for two days and two nights.
她带你去哪儿了？ Where'd she take you?
卡纳维拉尔角（宇航发射场） Cape Canaveral.
水星3号，第一个美国太空人上天 Mercury 3.First American in space.
当我的同学们，回到费城 My classmates are back in Philadelphia...
看着一台小小的黑白电视机转播发射实况时 Looking at it on a little black-and-white TV.
我正在现场感受火箭的气浪扑面而来 I'm there feeling the heat from the rocket on my face.
奶奶居然直接带你去了卡纳维拉尔角？ Grandma took you all the way to Cape Canaveral?
你看，你奶奶表达爱的方式与众不同 See, Grandma doesn't show love like other people do...
不管你怎么想，她确实爱你 but she loves you no matter what you think.
她只是有自己爱的方式 She just shows love in her own way.
当她和你在一起时，她希望一切都那么特别 And when she's with you,she wants it to be so special...
那样你就会永世不忘 that you'll always remember.
我确实永远记得 I always do remember.
是啊，我也一样 Yeah, so do I.
当火箭发射上天 When that rocket took off...
我的脸上都笑开了花的时候 and the smile on my face was a mile wide...
当所有美国人都在看着他们的电视机的时候 and all of America was watching their little TV set...
我记得，我的妈妈却只在看着我 I remember that my mother was watching me.
[特别的喇叭声]
猜猜是谁 Guess who.
嗨，老妈 Hi, Mom.
嗨，艾伦 Hi, Alan.
你总是这样，对吧？ You'll never change,will you?
你希望我改变吗？ Would you want me to?
—不。—哈哈哈 - Nope.- Ha ha ha.
嘿，宝贝小子，看，我知道原本计划是 Hey, kiddo, look,I know we were supposed...
今天去巴尔的摩 to go to Baltimore today...
但是你不会相信发生了什么 but you'll never believe what came up.
没关系，奶奶 It doesn't matter, Grandma.
哦，确实没关系 Oh, sure it does.
我知道你想带我去的 I know you wanted to take me.
我……确实想的 I... I really did.
我告诉过你，那张卡尔·瑞普金的卡 Did I tell you that my Cal Ripken card...
是我最喜欢的那张吗？ is my favorite one?
是吗？ It is?
是的。他的签名可能会把它搞砸了 Yeah, and his signature might've messed it up...
就像兰博基尼女郎给艾瑞克签在胳膊上的名字 just like that Lamborghini girl messed up Eric's arm.
等下次我经过这里的时候 The next time my convoy swings by here...
你和我一起找点真正特别的事 you and I are gonna do something really special.
我已经等不及了 I can't Wait.
嗨，奶奶、科瑞、老爸，我在过去的二十分钟里 Hi, Grandma, Cor.Dad, I've been in my room...
一直待在我自己房间，懂了吗？ For the last twenty minutes, oK?
艾伦，我真的非常希望 Alan, I would appreciate it...
你能确保你儿子和他的荷尔蒙 if you kept your son and his hormones...
待在自己房间里 inside the house...
至少在我侄女离开之前 at least until my niece leaves.
为什么呢，乔治。你这是啥意思？ Why, George,what are you talking about?
艾瑞克在他自己房间里 Eric's been up in his room for...
已经二十分钟了 Twenty. Minutes.
请原谅 Excuse me.
我可没有和你开玩笑 I will not be jerked around.
哦，那好，请原谅 Oh, well, excuse me...
作为这个家庭的长辈 but as the matriarch of this family...
更别提我是凯文尼斯俱乐部 not to mention a card-carrying member...
的会员，我可以担保 of the Kiwanis Club,I can personally vouch...
这个年轻人确确实实 for the fact that this fine young man...
之前的二十分钟都在房间里 has been up in his room for the past twenty minutes.
我也要请原谅，凯文尼斯小姐，但是你怎么知道这些 And excuse me, Miss Kiwanis, but how could you know that...
我可是看到你在门口停车了 when I just saw you pull up in your Winnebago...
而且翻过了我的篱笆，仅仅才40秒！ and run over my mums not forty seconds ago?
这货是什么人？ Who is this guy?
我的老师 My teacher.
他有没有给你门门功课A？ Does he give you straight As?
—没有。—为什么没有？ - No.- And why not?
你问过那个男孩了吗？ Have you talked to the boy?
OK，老师，你最好还是 OK, teach,you just better kiss...
让你老妈吻了睡觉去吧 The rest of those mums goodbye.
等等 Wait.
这女人是谁？ Who is that woman?
我奶奶 My grandma.
难道你不爱她吗？ Don't you just love her?
不，我才不呢 No, I don't.
我爱 Well, I do.
[HORN HONKS "LA CUCARACHA"]
卡尔·瑞普金…新秀年！ Cal Ripken Jr.,rookie year.
我从来没有想过我会有机会握住一个这样的东西 I never thought I'd actually get to hold one of these things.
我奶奶用七块钱在跳蚤市场买下了它 My grandma picked it up at the swap meet for seven bucks.
七块钱，你糊弄谁呢 Seven bucks in dog years.
这宝贝最起码值150美元 This baby's worth 150, easy.
—是吗？—当然。 - It is? - Yeah.
小子，你奶奶肯定非常爱你 Boy, your grandma must really love you.
没错 Yeah.
也可能她是在里诺开枪打死个男的弄来的 Or else she shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
你开玩笑吧……对吧？ You're kidding... right?
我不知道！ I'm not sure!