>> FROM COMEDY CENTRAL'S
WORLD NEWS HEADQUARTERS IN
NEW YORK THIS IS THE DAILY
SHOW WITH JON STEWART.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
WELCOME TO THE DAILY SHOW.
MY NAME IS JON STEWART.
BIG SHOW TONIGHT, MY GUEST
NUMBER 42, NUMBER 42 IS ON
THE PROGRAM, PRESIDENT BILL
CLINTON WILL BE JOINING US A
LITTLE BIT LATER.
BUT FIRST, I'VE GOT TO TELL
YOU, I HAD WEIRDEST DREAM
LAST NIGHT, REMEMBER THAT
GUY FROM THE REALITY SHOW,
WHAT WAS THAT SHOW CALLED,S
WITH IT-- EGO MANIAC -- NO,
NO, ITS WITH CALLED YEAH,
THAT WAS IT, THAT'S IT.
SO IN MY DREAM THE GUY FROM
THAT SHOW, THE ONE WHO
PUTS HIS NAME ON EVERYTHING
THE WAY A SIX-YEAR-OLD MIGHT,
THAT GUY ANNOUNCED HE WAS
ENTERING THE REPUBLICAN 2016
RACE FOR PRESIDENT.
SO IN MY INCREDIBLY UNLICKLY
DREAM THIS MAN, THEN LIKE
DESCENDED DOWN AN ESCALATOR
LIKE A GOD GOING FROM
THEATER 12 TO THEATER 7 AT
THE MULTIPLEX.
ANYWAY, IN MY DREAM HE ENDED
UP SAYING A BUNCH OF WEIRD
[BLEEP] ABOUT MEXICANS AND
THEN I WOKE UP.
I MEAN IT'S CRAZY, RIGHT,
THE WHOLE THING.
OH MY GOD!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> HAIR LIKE FIBERS
COMPLETELY UNNATURAL IN
COLOR AND TEXTURE.
IT WAS REAL!
YUP.
IT'S ALL TRUE.
EXCEPT FOR THE STUFF HE SAID
ABOUT MEXICANS.
ALL RIGHT, I GOT TO SAY, IT
WAS INCREDIBLE.
I FEEL HUNGOVER TODAY,
BETWEEN THE RAUCOUS JOY OF
THE TRUMP ANNOUNCEMENT AND
THE OVERINDULGENCE OF PIZZA
HUT'S NEW UNCIRCUMCISED
PENIS-LAZY-SUSAN OR
WHATEVER THEY ARE CALLING IT.
OBVIOUSLY EVERY DAY CAN'T BE
NEW YEAR'S EVE AS EMINEM
WHAT SAY, BACK TO REALITY.
>> A GLOBAL TRADE DEAL WITH
A COMPLETELY BORING NAME BUT
HUGE ECONOMIC IMPLICATIONS,
THE TRANSPACIFIC
PARTNERSHIP.
TPP.
>> Jon: YEAH, UNLESS TPP
STANDS FOR TRUMP
PRESIDENTIAL PROJECT, I'M
REALLY NOT THAT
INTERESTED BUT GO ON.
>> IT'S A TRADE AND FOREIGN
INVESTMENT AGREEMENT BETWEEN
12 NATIONS THAT MAKE UP 40%
OF THE WORLD'S GDP.
>> IT IS THE CENTER PIECE OF
PRESIDENT OBAMA'S ECONOMIC
AGENDA.
>> THE TRANSPACIFIC
PARTNERSHIP WOULD REMOVE
TRADE BARRIERS AND TARIFFS
AROUND THE PACIFIC RIM.
POTENTIALLY TAKING UP TO
ONE-THIRD OF THE WORLD'S
TRADE.
>> THE A.F.L./C.I.O. SAYS
TPP DOES NOTHING TO CREATE
JOBS.
>> Jon: WELL, THAT-- THAT'S
NOT-- WHAT ABOUT THE JOBS IT
CREATES IN THE PACIFIC
RIM?
THE PACIFIC RIM JOBS.
NOW SOME PEOPLE SAY-- SOME
PEOPLE SAY THEY'RE NOT
INTERESTED IN THE PACIFIC
RIM JOB.
WELL, I SAY UNTIL YOU HAVE
HAD A PACIFIC RIM JOB, UNTIL
YOU HAVE GOTTEN IN THERE AND
DONE A PACIFIC RIM JOB OR
GOTTEN THE SATISFACTION OF
GIVING SOMEONE A PACIFIC RIM
JOB, IT IS EASY TO DISMISS A
PACIFIC RIM JOB AM BUT I
STAND HERE TONIGHT
ANNOUNCING LOUDLY TO ANYONE
WHO CAN HEAR ME, I AM AN
ADVOCATE FOR THE PACIFIC
RIM JOB.
WHY, WHY ARE PEOPLE
SNICKERING.
YOU KNOW WHAT, LET ME BRING
OUT THE WRITER OF THAT
STANDARD POLICY STATEMENT,
MR. DAN McCOY, DAN, WHAT
JUST HAPPENED HERE?
>> OH, YOUR CONFUSION IS
UNDERSTANDABLE.
IT'S ACTUALLY A HIDDEN
REFERENCE TO THE ORAL
STIMULATION OF AN ANUS.
IT'S A-- DOUBLE ENTENDRE.
>> THANK YOU, DENNIS, THANK
YOU.
>> WELL, I'M STILL NOT
CHANGING MINE.
LET'S GET INTO THIS TRADE
DETAIL A LITTLE MORE REALLY
-- AND LOSE OURSELVES IN THE
ECONOMIC DETAILS.
>> THE DEAL WOULD IDEALLY
LEVEL THE PLAYING FIELD ON
TRADE IN BOTH DIRECTIONS.
>> IT ALSO DEALS WITH LABOR
STANDARDS, INVESTMENTS AND
PATENTS AMONG OTHER ISSUES.
>> THIS IS A VERY
SIGNIFICANT TRADE DEAL.
THE TRANSPACIFIC NATIONS .
>> Jon: CAN WE COME BACK,
I'M SORRY, I'M JUST-- THIS
IS BORING THE [BLEEP] OUT OF
ME.
I'M GOING THROUGH
WITHDRAWAL.
I NEED ME-- I NEED ME SOME
DONALD.
I NEED ME SOME DONALD.
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
THIS IS-- THIS IS MY
EMERGENCY PRESIDENTIAL
CAMPAIGN TRUMPINATURER 2016.
ANY TIME I FEEL LIKE THE
WORLD IS GETTING ME DOWN OR
BORING ME THERE IS NOTHING
TO LOOK FORWARD TO I JUST
GIVE MYSELF A LITTLE SLICE
OF THIS KICKOFF SPEECH.
>> I'M REALLY RICH.
>> YEAH!
>> HOW STUPID ARE OUR
LEADERS.
(LAUGHTER)
>> Jon: HONESTLY, BETTER
THAN FREE BASE.
THAT'S WEIRD.
GUESS THERE'S SOME
DISAGREEMENT THERE WITH ME
AND THE AUDIENCEMENT BUT
ENOUGH TRUMP, WE HAVE TO
TALK ABOUT THE STUPID
COMPLICATED TRADE DEAL.
ONE THING YOU CAN BE CERTAIN
FOR, IF OBAMA IS FOR IT, GOP
IS AGIN IT.
SO LET'S HERE WHY ALL THIS TRADE
STUFF IS WORSE THAN THE GHOST OF JEFFERY
DAHMER EATING LINCOLNS BONES OFF OF MARTHA WASHINGTON,
CHINA WHILE SQUATTING OVER THE
BILL OF RIGHTS.
>> I UNDERSTAND A LOT OF OUR
MEMBERS ON OTHER SIDE OF THE
HOUSE DON'T TRUST THIS
ADMINISTRATION.
JOIN THE CLUB, NEITHER DO I.
THAT IS PRECISELY WHY I
SUPPORT THIS BILL.
>> TRADE LEGISLATION THAT IS
ABSOLUTELY CRITICAL FOR
AMERICAN'S FUTURE.
>> AT THE RISK OF HAVING
SOME OF YOU LITERALLY FAINT,
I WANT TO COMPLIMENT THE
PRESIDENT FOR THE WAY HE'S
HANDLING THE TRADE ISSUE.
(LAUGHTER)
>> Jon: DID ANYONE OF YOU
FAINT?
(APPLAUSE)
>> Jon: I DON'T REALLY SEE
THAT.
ANYWAY, GOOD ONE, MITCH MCCONNELL
MITCH MCCONNELL COMPLIMENTING THE
PRESIDENT, HOW DID THE CROWD
REACT TO THAT?
I'M NOT SURPRISED THAT'S HOW
THEY REACTEDMENT I'M
SURPRISED HE WAS TALKING TO
A FIELD FULL OF ANIMALS.
NOW WE KNOW REPUBLICANS LOVE
FREE TRADE MORE THAN THEY
HATE OBAMA.
TRICKY SITUATION FOR
DEMOCRATS.
DO THEY RISK ANGERING THE
PRESIDENT OR
ENVIRONMENTALISTS AND
ORGANIZED LABOR WHAT
POSITION WILL DEMOCRATS TAKE
ON SUPPORTING FAST-TRACK
AUTHORITY FOR THE TPP.
>> WHAT'S THE GOOD OF HAVING
A LITTLE BIT OF TRADE
ADJUSTMENT ASSISTANCE IF WE
LOSE MILLIONS OF JOBS
BECAUSE WE PUT THEM ON A
FAST TRACK TO ASIA.
>> TRADE ADJUSTMENT IS EQUIVALENT OF
AN EXECUTION BUT ARE YOU
GETTING TO CHOOSE YOUR LAST
MEAL.
>> I HAVE NEVER, EVER IN MY
33 YEARS IN CONGRESS EVER
SUPPORTED, EVER SUPPORTED A
TRADE AGREEMENT.
I'M NOT GOING TO START NOW.
THE ANSWER IS NOT ONLY NO,
BUT HELL NO, OKAY.
>> Jon: IN FACT, [BLEEP] NO.
I WOULDN'T [BLEEP] THIS
TRADE AGREEMENT WITH LOUIS
GOMER DICK, YEAH, THAT'S
RIGHT.
WHO KNEW ALL YOU HAD TO DO
WAS FIRE UP HARRY REID,
HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF DRY
TOAST WAS MENTION TRADE
AGREEMENTS.
IF I HAD KNOWN THAT, I WHAT
HAVE MANAGED IT EARLIER AND
KEPT MYSELF FROM FALL ASLEEP
EVERY TIME I INTERVIEWED
HIM.
ALL RIGHT.
NOW TO BE CLEAR.
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS
WHAT IT IS LIKE WHEN
SOMEONE'S GOT FIVE WEEKS
LEFT, PEOPLE.
GET USED TO IT.
[BLEEP], I'M OUTA HERE!
NOW TO BE CLEAR, THE TPP IS
NOT WHAT THEY WERE VOTING ON
FRIDAY, THEY WERE VOTING ON
THE TRADE ADJUSTMENT
ASSISTANCE PROGRAM AIMED AT
HELPING AMERICANS KEEP JOBS.
NORMALLY DEMOCRATS ARE FOR
IT BUT THEY WERE AGAINST IT
THE OPTION OF ADDING
AMENDMENTS SO BASICALLY THAT
THE OBSTRUCTIVE TPA,
REJECTED THE PA TO ON JKT
THE TPA-- YOU NO HE WHAT, --
>> I'VE DONE AN AMAZING JOB.
>> I PROMISE I WILL NEVER BE
IN A BICYCLE RACE, THAT I
CAN TELL YOU.
>> WHY WOULD YOU MENTION
THAT AT YOUR PRESIDENTIAL
KICKOFF.
>> I WOULD LIKE TO VOTE FOR
HIM BUT I'M WORRIED HE MIGHT
PUT ON BICYCLE SHORTS, I
DON'T KNOW.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON, YOU CAN
DO THIS WITHOUT THE TRUMP
JUICE.
TELL ME IF THE PRESIDENT GOT
WHAT HE WANTED OR NOT.
>> THE HOUSE OVERWHELMINGLY
REJECTED A WHITE
HOUSE-BACKED BILL DESIGNED
TO PAVE THE WAY FOR A
MASSIVE 12 NATION PACIFIC
TRADE PACT.
>> THE VOTE IS SO FULL OF
LEGISLATIVE MANEUVERING AND
ALMOST IDENTICAL
ACRONYMS IT IS HARD TO GET
EVERYTHING IS.
HERE IS HOW SCREWED UP
EVERYTHING IS.
>> THE CRAZY THINGS I'M
SEEING PUT OUT IN THE MEDIA
BY BIG LABOR, THE
WILLINGNESS TO MAKE UP
STORIES, TO MAKE UP FACTS,
GOEBBELS WOULD BE VERY PROUD
OF THEM.
TAKE NANCY REAGAN SERIOUSLY.
WHEN IT COMES IT ALL THREE
VOTES TODAY, JUST VOTE NO.
>> Jon: A REPUBLICAN
CONGRESSMAN USED A NAZI
METAPHOR TO ARGUE IN FAVOR
OF THE PRESIDENT WHILE
DEMOCRATS QUOTE NANCY REAGAN
AGAINST HIM.
COULD THINGS GET WEIRDER?
>> I DEFINITELY AM NOT
WHITE.
I DON'T KNOW, NECESSARILY,
IF MY SKIN COLOR HAS CHANGED.
DEPENDS ON THE SEASON.
>> I WAS DRAWING
SELF-PORTRAITS WITH THE
BROWN CRAYON INSTEAD OF THE
PEACH CRAYON.
>> Jon: OH, THAT'S RIGHT,
CINDY BRADY STILL THINKS
SHE'S BLACK.
ALL RIGHT.
WELL, THAT AIN'T BLOWING MY
MIND ANY MORE DEMOCRATIC
REAGAN WORLD POINT IS OUR
LEGISLATIVE SYSTEM IS
COMPLEX AND WE NEED A LEADER
WHO CAN CUT THROUGH THE
BUREAUCRACY AND GET THINGS
DONE.
LUCKILY I HAPPEN TO KNOW A
GUY.
>> I WILL BE THE GREATEST
JOBS PRESIDENT THAT GOD EVER
CREATED.
>> Jon: IN FACT, I DON'T
KNOW WHY GOD TOOK SO LONG TO
CREATE ME.
OR EVERYTHING.
SIX DAYS?
FOR HEAVEN AND EARTH AND ALL THE
CREATURES, I COULD HAVE DONE IT
IN THREE AND MADE A PROFIT
AND BELIEVE ME, THE CHINESE
WOULD HAVE GOTTEN NONE OF
IT.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> WELCOME BACK, MY GUEST
TONIGHT, 42nd PRESIDENT OF
THE UNITED STATES JUST
FINISHED BRINGING PEOPLE
TOGETHER TO WORK ON HOW TO
CONTINUE ECONOMIC RECOVERY,
PLEASE WELCOME TO THE
PROGRAM, PRESIDENT BILL
CLINTON, SIR.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
MY FIRST QUESTION IS AN
OBVIOUS ONE, I KNOW YOU HAVE
BEEN A HILLARY CLINTON
SUPPORTER FOR PRESIDENT IN
THE PAST, DOES DONALD
TRUMP'S ENTRY INTO THE RACE
IN ANY WAY COMPLICATE THAT
OR CHANGE THE WAY THAT YOU
ARE VIEWING YOUR VOTE?
>> TAKE YOUR TIME.
>> WELL, YOU KNOW, THAT'S A
HARD QUESTION BUT-- I WANT
TO JUST REMIND YOU THAT AS
YOU POINTED OUT WITH THAT
UNBELIEVABLE OPENING, YOU
GOT FIVE WEEKS TO GO.
AND I AM STILL THE SPOUSE OF
A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE.
SO UNLIKE YOU--
(APPLAUSE)
>> UNLIKE YOU, I HAVE TO
TAKE A BOW NOW AND THEN.
ACTUALLY, IT WAS VINTAGE TRUMP, HE
HAS BEEN BELIEVE IT OR NOT
UNCOMMONLY NICE TO HILLARY
AND ME, HE THOUGHT HILLARY
WAS A GOOD SENATOR FROM NEW
YORK AFTER 9/11 AND HE IS
ACTUALLY ONE OF THE MANY
REPUBLICANS WHO SUPPORTED
OUR FOUNDATION BEFORE THEY
GOT THE MEMO.
AND SO -- SO.
>> Jon: BUT DON'T YOU THINK
HE LESS A REPUBLICAN AND
MORE OF A TRUMPICRAT?
>> HE REALLY, LIKE I DONE
THINK HE CARES AS LONG AS HE
CAN CAN PUT HIS NAME ON THE
WHITE HOUSE.
I DONE THINK HE CARES.
GIVE IT A NICE GOLD PAVING.
YOU KNOW, CLASS IT UP.
>> WELL, LOOK, BENEATH THE
RHETORIC INCLUDING THE STUFF
THAT YOU MENTIONED WE ALL
DISAGREE WITH LIKE WHAT HE
SAID ABOUT THE MEXICANS-- .
>> Jon: YES.
>> WHICH WAS-- .
>> Jon: BIZARRE.
>> WELL, NOT ONLY THAT, JUST
WRONG.
BASICALLY-- .
>> Jon: A LOT OF IT.
>> BETWEEN 2010 AND 2014,
THERE WAS NO NET IN
MIGRATION FROM MEXICO.
THAT SURPRISE YOU AT ALL?
>> Jon: WHERE DO YOU GET PUT ALL
THESE FACTS WHERE DOW PUT
THEM.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
YOU KNOW, PRESIDENT OBAMA
HAS GOT THE CONGRESS TO GO
ALONG WITH HIS BRAIN PROJECT
AND I HOPE I LEARN WHERE ALL
THIS STUFF IS STORED.
>> Jon: THIS BRINGS UP AN
INTERESTING POINT.
HERE IS THE DEAL, SO WE'RE
TALKING ABOUT TRADE.
SO NAFTA HAS BEEN VERY
BENEFICIAL, I THINK FOR
MEXICO.
I THINK YOU WOULD AGREE, IT
BROUGHT A LOT OF JOBS TO
MEXICO, IT CHANGED THE
POLITICAL CLIMATE DOWN
THERE.
IT BROUGHT THEM, NAFTA IS
BEING USED AS AN EXAMPLE OF
WHY WE SHOULDN'T DO THE TPP.
SO TELL ME, WHY ARE THESE
TRADE AGREEMENTS, FREE TRADE
AGREEMENTS GOOD FOR AMERICAN
WORKERS.
>> WELL, LET'S TALK, FIRST
LET'S HE EXPLAIN WHAT
HAPPENED IN MEXICO.
>> Jon: OKAY, HOW FAR BACK
ARE WE GOING.
>> JUST TO NAFTA
>> SO WHAT HAPPENED AFTER
NAFTA WAS THEY HAD A TOTAL,
ALMOST HAD A TOTAL COLLAPSE
OF THEIR CURRENCY.
I GAVE THEM A LOAN IN 1995
WHICH THEY PAID BACK THREE
YEARS EARLY AND THE
TAXPAYERS EARNED $570
MILLION IN INTEREST.
560 MILLION.
>> Jon: IT WAS 562.
>> YEAH.
>> Jon: GO AHEAD.
>> THEY EARNED MONEY.
BUT AS A RESULT OF THAT,
THEIR ECONOMY IS WEAK.
PLUS THEY WERE ONE OF OUR
BIGGEST OIL SUPPLIERS BEFORE
WE WERE SELF-SUFFICIENT IN
OIL.
SO WE DID HAVE TRADE DEFICIT
THERE.
AND THE ANALYSIS OF ALL OF
OUR TRADE AGREEMENTS WITH
COUNTRIES WITH LOWER
PER-CAPITA INCOMES THAN WE
HAVE, SHOWS THAT ON BALANCE
THE COUNTRIES WE HAVE TRADE
AGREEMENTS WITH WE TEND TO HAVE
BALANCE TRADE MUCH MORE THAN
LET'S SAY WITH CHINA WHICH
WE HAVE NO TRADE AGREEMENT
WE HAVE A HUMONGOUS DEFICIT.
>> Jon: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH MORE WITH BILL CLINTON
RIGHT AFTER THIS.
>> Jon: WELCOME BACK TO THE
PROGRAM, WE'RE TALKING TO
PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON.
WE'RE GONNA TO TALK ABOUT WHAT
THAT NEW ECONOMIC POLICY IS
BESIDES THE FACT WHAT, ARE YOU
NOW, FIVE YEARS, WHAT
IS-- HOW MANY YEARS.
>> THIS WILL BE THE TENTH
YEAR.
>> THE TENTH YEAR AND YOU
JUST HAD AN ECONOMIC FORUM.
>> WE JUST HAD THE ONE FOR
AMERICA WHICH WE HAVE BEEN
HAVING SINCE 2011.
>> WHAT IS THIS NEW ECONOMY,
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE DEALING
WITH IT WITH THE GLOBAL
INITIATIVE.
HOW DO WE CHANGE.
AMERICA HASN'T ADJUSTED ITS
ECONOMY.
>> WELL, I WILL GIVE YOU AN
EXAMPLE OF SOMETHING ARE
THAT GREW OUT OF THE
CONVERSATION I HAD WITH THE
PRESIDENT.
I SAID, I TOLD HIM, I SAID
LOOK, AND WE LOST TO
CONGRESS IN 2010.
AND SAME THING HAPPENED TO
ME.
I SAID YOU NEED TO LOOK AT
WHAT YOU CAN DO TO CREATE
JOBS.
YOU HAVE GOT A PENSION
FUND YOU HAVE A BOARD
OF TRUSTEES, THEY HAVE TO
INVEST IN A PENSION FUND IN
A WAY THAT GIVES YOU A RATE
OF RETURN SUFFIANT FOR
THE RETIREES WHAT YOU
PROMISED.
BUT YOU NEED SOME -- WHAT
YOU REALLY WANT IS SOMETHING
THAT OFFERS YOU A STEADY
RETURN.
BEST THING YOU COULD DO TO
CREATE JOBS FOR YOUR MEMBERS
WHICH WILL PAY MORE MONEY IN THE
PENSION FUND IS INVEST IN
RETROFITTING BUILDINGS.
AND SO YOU REFERRED ME TO THE
BUILDING TRADE.
AND IRONICALLY THE AMERICAN
FEDERATION OF TEACHERS, AND
THEY MADE A COMMITMENT THAT
THEY WOULD ORGANIZE 10
BILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF
INVESTMENTS FOR BUILDING
RETROFITTING.
I WAS ON PRESIDENT OBAMA'S
COUNCIL WITH ALL THESE
BUSINESS PEOPLE.
THAT'S MORE BY FAR THAN THEY
SPENT PUT TOGETHER.
IN THE FIRST 5.6 BILLION
THEY CREATED 50,000 JOBS AND
TRAINED 900,000 PEOPLE
AROUND AMERICA TO DO THIS
KIND OF WORK.
>> Jon: THESE ARE GOOD TRADE
JOBS.
>> YES.
AND YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T SHIP
THESE JOBS OVERSEAS BECAUSE
THE BUILDINGS ARE HERE.
THEY ARE BY DEFINITION.
SO NOW THEY HAVE COMMITTED
OVER 11 BILLION DOLLARS OF
IT.
AND I WILL GIVE YOU JUST ONE
EXAMPLE.
THEY CONTRACTED TO REDO
LAGUARDIA AIRPORT.
>> RIGHT.
>> WHICH NEEDS DOING.
>> Jon: MAN DOES THAT NEED
DOING.
>> YEAH, BUT THEY'RE GOING
TO LEAVE THE MARINE TERM
ALL THAT WONDERFUL
ART DECO ART ALONE, WHICH IS
GOOD.
>> OH, THAT'S ART.
DIDN'T REALIZE THAT.
>> BUT ANYWAY, THAT ONE
CONTRACT WILL CREATE 15,000
JOBS.
>> RIGHT.
>> WE'VE GOT EIGHT INDIAN
TRIBES IN SOUTH DAKOTA, WHO
HAVE SET UP A POWER
AUTHORITY AND THEY'RE
RAISING MONEY, THEY PROMISE,
RAISING MONEY TO BUILD THEIR
OWN WIND FARMS AND
TRANSMISSION LINES, AND TAKE
THE MONEY THEY GET FROM
EARNING THE POWER FIRST TO
PAY OFF THE INVESTMENT AND
THEN SHARE IT AMONG INDIANS
THAT BUY AND LARGE LIVE ON
RESERVATIONS WITH NO
GAMBLING BECAUSE THE
POPULATION IS NOT DENSE
ENOUGH AND THEY'RE THE
POOREST AMERICANS THERE IS,
SO WE WILL BE ABLE TO
DIVERSIFY THE ECONOMY OUT
THERE.
THEN THEY CAN-- IF THEY ALL
HAD BROADBAND JUST LIKE IF
THEY NEED FROM KENTUCKY AND
WEST VIRGINIA, THEY ALL HAD
BROADBAND WE COULD BRING A
WHOLE NEW ECONOMY THERE.
BUT WE NEED TO DO THAT
EVERYWHERE.
AND I'M TELLING YOU, THERE
ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE IN RURAL
PARTS OF AMERICA THAT COULD
MAKE A PERFECTLY GOOD LIVING
IF THEY COULD OPERATE MORE
ON-LINE AND THEY CAN'T DO IT
IN THE HORSE AND BUGGY AREAS
WHEN SOMEBODY IS IN SOUTH
KOREA, CAN DO IT FASTER AND
CHEAPER.
IT'S CRAZY FOR US TO LET
THIS BE DONE FASTER AND
EASIER.
THE INTERNET STARTED IN
AMERICA.
>> AND THE FEAR IS THAT WE
WILL NEVER RESPOND UNTIL THE
IMPLOSION AND CATASTROPHE IS
UPON US BECAUSE THAT IS OUR
MO.
OUR MO IS WE KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT TO DO.
WE SEE THE TRAIN COMING AND
WE KEEP LOOKING AT IT GOING
THAT LOOKS PRETTY CLOSE.
AND THEN ONCE IT'S RUN OVER
US, WE GO YEAH, WE PROBABLY
SHOULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING
ABOUT THAT.
THAT'S OUR PROBLEM.
>> WELL, AS CHURCHILL ONCE
SAID, HOW DO YOU REMEMBER
ANY-- ANY OF THIS, ANY OF
THIS.
(APPLAUSE)
>> IN WORLD WAR II BEFORE
AMERICA GOT IN, IT WAS
PRETTY BLEAK.
AND THE PRESS TRIED TO
ADD SOME LEVITT TO ONE OF
HIS PRESS CONFERENCES.
BY SAYING ARE YOU SUCH A BIG
FAN OF PRESIDENT ROOSEVELT,
YOU SAY HE'S GREAT.
WELL, HERE WE ARE GETTING
OUR HEADS HANDED TO US.
AND CHURCHILL SAID THE
AMERICAN PEOPLE, HE SAID THE
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
ALWAYS DOES THE RIGHT THING,
AFTER EXHAUSTING EVERY OTHER
ALTERNATIVE.
>> Jon: THERE WE GO.
THAT'S WHAT I MEAN.
ALWAYS A PLEASURE.
PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON.
>> THAT'S OUR SHOW, BY THE
WAY, OBVIOUSLY THE ENTIRE
INTERVIEW WITH PRESIDENT
CLINTON WILL BE UP ON LINE.
WE TALKED FOR LONGER THAN
WHAT YOU SAW ON THE TV.
BUT IF YOU HAVE A FREE
WEEKEND, AND YOU WANT TO
BINGE WATCH IT LIKE BREAKING
BAD, DUDE, I JUST WANT TO
BORROW HIS BRAINS FOR A
WEEKEND.
JUST TO HELP ME WITH SOME
CROSSWORD PUZZLES.
ANYWAY, THAT IS OUR SHOW,
HERE IT IS, YOUR MOMENT OF
ZEN.
>> (SPANISH)
(LAUGHTER)
REALLY?
>> I'M SORRY IN SPANISH HE'S
HOT.