Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Mrs Brown's Boys! 女士们 先生们 欢迎收看布朗夫人的儿子们
# She's Mrs Brown # 她就是布朗夫人
# That's Mrs Brown # 那就是布朗夫人
# Our Mrs Brown # 我们的布朗夫人
Hello! 你们好呀
And a very happy Christmas to you. 衷心祝愿你们圣诞快乐
Or, if you're Jewish, happy Hanukkah. 如果你是犹太人的话 祝你光明节快乐
Or if you're a member of a cult... 如果你是宗教狂热分子
..the end is nigh! 那就祝 末日不远了
Oh, look, do you like my tree this year? 看那个 你们喜欢我今年的圣诞树吗
Whoo! 喔
I know it looks odd - Buster got it in a closing-down sale. 我知道它看上去有点奇怪 Buster从一个清仓甩卖中抢来的
It's electric, look. 它还是电动的 看着
It's what I dreamed of for Christmas - 这就是圣诞节时我特别想要的那种
a nice tree with swinging balls. 漂亮的树 挂着晃动的球球(甩着蛋蛋)
Oh, look at this now, a dirty nappy. Ugh. 噢 看看这个 一块脏尿布
You just missed Maria - she was here with the babies. 你们刚好错过了Maria 她刚和宝宝们在这里
She dropped in. 她顺道过来的
Urgh! 呃
I smell shit! 我闻到了屎
Yes, you do. 是啊 就是你的味儿
Well... 好吧
I mean it, Grandad. 说真的 爷爷
You smell like something that lives in a pigsty. 你闻起来就像在猪圈里
And you're like something that fell off the Welsh flag! 而你像是从威尔士旗里面出来的
Ooh! 哦
He won't wash himself. 他就是不愿意自己洗洗干净
Safest place to hide something from him is under the soap. 要是你想藏什么不让他看到 最安全的地方就是肥皂下面
I've cleaned the house four times today already. 我今天已经把屋子打扫四遍了
I'm trying to keep busy, keep my mind off Rory. 我想让自己忙起来 这样就不会一直担心Rory了
-Hi, Agnes. -Tea, Winnie? -Oh, yes, please. -嗨 Agnes -喝茶吗 Winnie -好啊 谢谢
Any news from the hospital? 医院那边有什么消息吗
No, and it's been four hours. 没有 但已经四小时了
I think Rory is mad. 我觉得Rory真是疯了
I mean, he's a fine-looking fella. 我是说 他已经是个帅气的小伙子了
He wasn't happy with the Botox. 他以前对肉毒杆菌不感冒啊
Yeah, but plastic surgery, Agnes - that's going too far. 对 但是整容手术什么的 Agnes 这还是有点太过了
I hope it's not too radical. Oh... 我希望他不会整过头了
-Morning! -Good morning, Cathy. -早上好 -早上好 Cathy
Any news? Rory should be well out of surgery by now. 有什么消息吗 Rory现在应该已经完成手术了
Nothing yet. 一点消息都没有
What's that banging?! 那个砰砰响的是什么东西
There's no banging! Go back to sleep! 没有什么在砰砰响 睡你的觉吧
Oh... 噢
What's wrong with Grandad? 爷爷怎么了
Dermot and Maria took him to a movie last night, Dermot和Maria昨晚带他去看了电影
some feckin' horror thing. Now he thinks the house is haunted 某部该死的恐怖片 现在他觉得有某些死了
by something that died and won't cross over. 但死赖不肯走的东西在房子里闹鬼
You're looking in the buckin' mirror! 你只是看见了镜子里的自己
Ner... 不对
-Hey, Granny. -Hello, Bono. -嗨 奶奶 -你好呀 Bono
Look at you, a little fairy. 看看你 真是个小仙女
-I'm an elf. -Oh, excuse me. -我是个精灵 -噢 抱歉
Well, Mammy? Any news from the hospital yet? 妈妈 医院那边有什么消息吗
Nothing yet, and I'm worried. 还没有 我有点担心
There's nothing to be worried about, Mammy. 没什么好担心的 妈妈
Plastic surgery is nothing nowadays. 整容手术现在已经不算什么了
I know someone who died of.....that. 我知道有人因为那个 死掉了
Buster! Buster
-Do you want a cup of tea, love? -Nah, Mammy. -你想喝杯茶吗 亲爱的 -不了 妈妈
Just dropped in to give Grandad his Santa suit. Here, give it to him. 我们只是顺路把圣诞老人服带来给爷爷 拿去给他吧
-Our Santa's Grotto opens tomorrow. -Oh. -我们的圣诞小洞明天开张 -噢
I'm on my way down to record a radio ad for it. 我正要去为它录条广播广告
Radio ad? Ah, you're getting very professional. 广播广告 啊 你越来越专业了啊
-Are you doing it yourself? -Yep. -你自己录吗 -对
Well, what does the ad say? 好吧 都说些什么
Drop into Finglas's own wonderland. 欢迎来到属于芬格拉斯的仙境
See flying fairies and holly berries. Fairy dust! 看飞舞的小仙女们和冬青果 来点仙尘
-Mirth is a must... -Hold, hold it, hold it. -欢笑永伴身边 -打住 打住
No, no, son. I'm not feeling it. 不不 儿子 我感受不到
You need to do the actions, you know? 你需要配合动作 懂吗
You know, you can't just do that. 你知道的 你不能就只是哔哔
It's on the radio! 但那是广播里
Drop into Finglas's own wonderland! 欢迎来到属于芬格拉斯的仙境
See flying fairies and holly berries. 看飞舞的小仙女们和冬青果
Fairy dust! Mirth is a must! 来点仙尘 欢笑永伴身边
Come be jolly among the holly. 来冬青树的环绕中 体会快乐吧
Where's Bono?! Bono去哪了
Bono? He's here, Betty. Bono 他在这儿 Betty
Dermot Brown, have you gone mad? Dermot Brown 你疯了吗
Taking him out of school to work in your grotto? 带他逃学到你的圣诞小洞穴里做事
Whoa-whoa! Relax, Betty - I was home-schooling him. 喔喔 别急 Betty 我在对他进行家庭教育
Forget it! 算了吧
Bono, go out to the car. Bono 到车上去
Any news on Rory yet? Rory有什么消息吗
No, and the audience thinks you're a bitch. 没有 但是观众们觉得你是个坏女人
Fine. See yous later. 好 等会见
Now we've no elf! 现在我们没有小精灵了
He's just gone with the ice queen. 他刚被冰雪皇后带走了
I'd better go. We'll think of something, Buster. 我要走了 我们会想出办法的 Buster
-My God, she can blow in and blow out. -Hi! -上帝啊 她可真是来去如风 -嗨
Oh, Dino. Hello, son. Dino 你好 孩子
Well, he's out of surgery 他做完手术了
and the doctors said everything went very well. 医生说一切顺利
Oh, mother of God, thank God. 哦我的老天啊 感谢上帝
Now, he said he did have to push the cheekbones... 现在他说 他还必须要垫高颧骨
..higher than expected... 高过预想
-Higher than...? -Mm-hm. -高过 -嗯嗯
-..adjust the ears a bit... -What?! -稍微调整下耳朵 -什么
..flatten the nose... 压个鼻
Flatten the nose? Eh? 压平鼻子
..and plump up the chin. 还要丰个下巴
-Plump up the chin? -Oh! -丰下巴 -哦
But, other than that, he expects a full recovery. 但是除此之外 他会完全康复的
-Oh, thank God. -Mm. -哦谢天谢地 -嗯
Rory will be out and home tonight. Rory今晚就出院回家
Home? 回家
Dino, why don't you bring Rory back here to stay for a few days? Dino 为什么不把Rory带来这里住几天呢
You know, I can keep an eye on him while you're at work. 你知道 我可以在你工作的时候照看他
-Just till he gets better. -That's a good idea, Mrs Brown. -直到他复原 -那真是个好主意 布朗夫人
I think it is, yes. 可不是嘛
Right, I'm going back to the hospital. 好了 我现在回医院
Rory's on a liquid diet for the next 24 hours, 在接下来的24小时内 Rory只能吃流质食物
and he's dying for a grande salted-caramel mocha frappuccino with a shot. 但他超想喝一大杯加一份浓缩咖啡的咸焦糖摩卡星冰乐
A coffee. 一杯咖啡
-Well, buckin' say "coffee"! -Oh! -那特么直接说咖啡不就行了吗 -噢
Here, I'll go back with you, Dino - 等等 我和你一起去 Dino
I can drop in and see Rory on my way to work. 我去上班顺道去看看Rory
Oh, Cathy, how did your computer date go last night? Cathy 昨晚你的网恋约会怎么样啊
-It's tonight! -Oh. -是今晚 -噢
-I hope he's as handsome as his profile picture. -Ooh! -我只希望他和资料图片一样帅 -噢哟
-Here's Jake. -Oh, Jake? -这是Jake -噢 Jake
He is handsome. 他的确很帅
-My God, Cathy, you could be on to a winner there. -Maybe. -天呐 Cathy 这回你可能会成为人生赢家 -也许
Oh, he's a looker all right, isn't he? 噢他的确挺帅的 不是么
Yeah, he's a looker, but, knowing her luck, 对 是个小美人啊 但是 以她的运气来看
Jake'll turn out to be a buckin' serial killer. Jake很有可能是个该死的连环杀手
-Or worse! -Yeah, married. -或者更糟 -对 有老婆了
We'll see. 等着看吧
Tea! 我要茶
I'm getting it. 马上来
Love is blind. 爱情是盲目的
Well, nothing like marriage to straighten out your eyesight. 没什么比婚姻更能矫正视力了
Well, as they say... 对 就像他们常说的
What do they say? 他们咋说来着
155 00:0 7:02,080 --> 00:07:04,080 They say... 他们说
Yes! 对
Just relax, relax. 放松点 放松点
We can get someone else. 我们能找人来替你的
Yeah, knowing her luck, Jake will turn out to be a serial killer. 对 以她的运气来看 Jake很有可能会是个连环杀手
Or worse! 或者更糟
Yeah, married. 对 比如已婚
You know what they say, 你知道他们常常说
just because a horse looks good doesn't make him a banjo player. 马养的漂亮 不一定就会弹班卓琴
No, Winnie! Nobody says that! 不 Winnie 没人这么说
-Do they not? -No! -没人吗 -没有
-Here you go, Grandad. -Ah. -给你 爷爷 -啊
-God, that's an odd-looking tree. -Yes. -天呐 这树长得真奇怪啊 -对
Buster got it for me in a closing-down sale. Buster在关店甩卖中买来给我的
Er, what was closing down? 呃 什么店要关门
-He didn't say. -Oh. -他没说 -噢
Here. 给你看
Oh! 哦
Very nice! 太漂亮了
Get a selfie! Get a selfie! 自拍一个 自拍一个
What will they think of next? 他们下一步还能想出什么幺蛾子
What's the coin slot for? 那个投币口是干嘛的
I don't know, but Buster said, "Never put coins in the slot." 不知道 但Buster说过 "永远不要往里面投币"
I'll get that. 我去开
Hello, Mrs Brown. 你好啊 布朗夫人
Hello, Father. 你好 神父
Come in, Father. Come in. 进来吧 神父 进来
Winnie, what are you doing? Winnie 你要干什么
Looking for coins. 找硬币啊
Ah, you have to put the coins in to see what happens. 啊 你必须得投个硬币进去看看会怎么样
Winnie, stop it.I know it's tempting, Winnie 住手 我知道这很有诱惑力
but Buster said don't, so no. 但是Buster说了不行 所以别
Is he here for the exorcism? 他是来驱魔的吗
No, he's here to rehearse your funeral. 不 他是来排练你的葬礼的
Oh! 哦
Pay no attention to him. What can I do for you, Father? 别管他了 我能帮你点啥 神父
I just popped in to see what time Trevor's flight gets in. 我就是来问问Trevor几点的飞机
-I was going to pick him up at the airport. -Six o'clock. -我要去机场接他 -6点
You're not going to go like that,are you? 你不会穿成这样去吧
Oh, gosh, no. I'm just on my way back from the gym. 哦 天啊 不会 我刚从健身房回来
Dropped in, you know? 顺路来看看 你知道吧
-Working out then, Father? -Oh, yes. -很见效吧 神父 -哦是啊
Look at those abs. 看看腹肌
Seriously, Mrs Brown... 说真的 Brown夫人
..here, hit me. 朝这 打我
-Oh, no, Father. -Go on! -别了吧 神父 -来吧
You don't want to do that, Father.No, no. 你不会乐意的 神父 算了算了
-No, no, go on! -Father, you don't want to do that, really. No, no. -不不 来吧 -神父 你不会乐意的 真的 算了算了
GO ON! HIT ME! 来呀 打我
Right. Six o'clock it is, then. 好 那就是6点
Six o'clock it is. 是6点
-Hey, Winnie. -What are you doing,Agnes? Making soup? -嗨 Winnie -你在干嘛呢 Agnes 煮汤吗
No, Winnie, I'm mixing cement for Donald Trump's wall. 没有 Winnie 我在为川普的墙混水泥
Well, you're great at that "DYI" stuff. 啊 你真擅长这种自弑
Look whose home? 看看谁回来了
Oh, Rory! You're home! 哦 Rory 你回来了
Come in and I'll get you lying down comfortable, son. 进来乖乖躺下 儿子
Oh, God love you, poor Rory. 哦 上帝爱你 可怜的Rory
-Now, son, let your head down there. -There we are, Rory. -现在 儿子 你头躺在这 -这里 Rory
I have this, son! 我来 孩子
Now... There we go. 现在 这里
I have it! 我来
Right, then. I'll pop back to our place and get some clothes for Rory. 那好吧 我回我们家给Rory拿几件衣服过来
-You do that. -I'll not be long. -Oh, take your time. -去吧 -不会太久的 -慢慢来
Do you want your Yin-Yang cream? 你要你的阴阳霜吗
He has cream for his "Yin-Yang"? 他有瓶用在阴阳门的霜吗
It's a conditioner. 那是瓶护发素
He puts conditioner on his "Yin-Yang"?! 他把护发素涂到他的阴阳门
Shut up, Winnie! 闭嘴吧 Winnie
Rory, love,I'm making you some soup. Rory 亲爱的 我给你煮了些汤
Dino said you were on a liquid diet for 24 hours. Dino说你24小时内都只能吃流食
I'll just get you some. Winnie, come on. 我给你盛点 Winnie 来
OH! 哦
Mummy! Mummy! 妈妈 妈妈
I'm not your feckin' mummy! 我他妈不是你妈妈
-Winnie, keep an eye on Rory. -Right. -Winnie 看着点Rory -好
How...are...you...feeling...son? 你 现在 觉得 怎么样 孩子
Win...nie! Win nie
He...had...plastic...surgery! 他 做了 整形 手术
He didn't turn Chinese. 又不是变成了中国人
Winnie, here, take that. Winnie 给 端一下
All right. 好
Feckin' kids! 倒霉熊孩子
Was that for me? Is it Jake? 是找我的吗 是Jake吗
No, it's nobody! 不是 没人
I don't think he likes it, Agnes. 我觉得他不喜欢喝 Agnes
Winnie, that's his eye. Winnie 那是他眼睛
I'm sorry, son! 对不起 孩子
Rory, I'll get you some water. Rory 我给你倒点水来
-Winnie, get that door, will you,please? -Right. -Winnie 麻烦开个门好吗 -好
Feck's sake. 天啊
It's Cathy's date, Jake. 是Cathy的约会对象 Jake
Well, bring him in and sit him down, for God's sake. 天啊 那就把他带进来坐会
Right. 好的
Move the camera back. 摄像机往后退点
Right, I'm off. 好 我先走了
See you, Winnie, bye. 再见 Winnie 拜
Huh! 呼
Hello, Jake. I'm Cathy's mother,Agnes. 你好 Jake 我是Cathy的妈妈 Agnes
Pleased to meet you, Mrs Brown. 很高兴认识你 Brown夫人
Pleased to meet you, son. 很高兴认识你 孩子
I'll just tell her you're here. 我这就告诉她你来了
CATHY! Cathy
JAKE IS HERE! Jake来了
Would you like a cup of tea, Jake? 你想喝杯茶吗 Jake
Yeah, yeah, thanks very much. 好好 非常感谢
Cathy is so excited about the date. Cathy对这次约会可激动了
So am I. 我也是
Oh, good. 哦 太好了
Now, son, there you go. 好了 孩子 给
Thank you. 谢谢
Er... Sugar? 呃 有糖吗
Oh, I'll get it for you. 哦 我给你拿
No, no, no, I'll get it myself. 不用了不用了 我自己来吧
Oh, good man. 啊 好男人啊
I'll just go and tell her that you're...you're... 我这就去告诉他 你 你
..that you've arrived. 你到了
Cathy, love, you look gorgeous. Cathy 亲爱的 你看起来美极了
Oh, thank you. So, what's he like? 哦谢谢 他怎么样
He... 他
He, he's very... 他 他非常
-Handsome? -He's very handsome. -帅气 -他非常帅气
Does he look like he does in his picture? 看起来和照片上的一样吗
Identical to his picture. 跟他的照片一个模子
Cathy, they're...they're lovely high heels. Cathy 这 这双高跟鞋真好看
Would you not wear flat shoes? 你不穿平底鞋吗
Oh, no, Mammy, I like these. 哦 不 妈妈 我喜欢这双
Wear flat shoes, please. 穿平底鞋吧 拜托了
He's not there! 他不在啊
Oh, he's there, all right. 哦 他真在
Cathy, look, please wear the flat shoes. Cathy 听着 换双平底鞋吧
-Please. -I like these, Mammy. -拜托了 -我喜欢这双鞋 妈妈
I think I hear my date! 我觉得我听到我的约会对象了
Oh, you are beautiful! 哦 你真美
And you are... 你真
Jake. Jake
He is Jake. 他是Jake
Jake. Jake
Well, I thought a movie and then maybe a drink or two in Foley's 我想先去看场电影 然后在 Foley's酒吧喝一两杯
and then let's see what happens, eh? 然后看看情况 嗯
L-L-Let's see what happens! 看看看看情况
Sure! 好呀
No, hang on. 不 等一下
Mammy, you wanted me to do that thing tonight. 妈妈 你想让我今天晚上做那件事来着
No. 没有啊
Come on, Mammy, remember you said it was important 有啊 妈妈 想想你说过这事很重要的
that I stayed in tonight for the...thing. 今天晚上我得待在家里干那件事
Oh... 哦
..no. 没有啊
Fine. 好吧
Goodnight, Mammy. 晚安 妈妈
Goodnight. 晚安
He-he-he-he! 嘿嘿嘿嘿
That's nice! 太好了
I couldn't get over the size of him. 我可没法接受他的个头
Oh, he's a nice man. 哦他人挺好的
And good goods come in small packages. 浓缩就是精华
Well, if he was dating my Sharon, I'd be worried for her. 如果他约会的是我的Sharon 我就得为她担心了
If he was dating your Sharon, I'd be worried for him. 如果他约会的是你的Sharon 我就得为他担心了
Jaysus, if Sharon walked down the street with him, people would go, 天啊 如果Sharon和他一起走在街上 大家会说
"Oh, there's Sharon McGoogan... 哦看啊 那是Sharon McGoogan
"..with her lunch." 和她的午餐走在一起
So, when the bandages come off, are you going to look like him? 所以 你的绷带拆掉以后 你会跟他一样吗
Him? 他呢
What about him? 那他呢
Whoo! 哦
Here, Father Damien, is plastic surgery a sin? 嘿 Damien神父 做整形手术是一种罪吗
Er...I don't know. 呃 我不知道
I know vanity is a sin. 我知道虚荣是一种罪
Here, Trevor, look at those babies! 嘿 Trevor 看看我的小宝贝儿们
You done a great job, Marko, the grotto looks brilliant. 你做的很好 Marko 圣诞小屋看上去棒极了
No probs, Dermot. 小事一桩 Dermot
We still have no elf, though. 但我们还是没有圣诞小精灵
It can't be that hard to get someone. 找个人应该不会很难
All you need is somebody with pointy ears and an attitude. 只要找个有尖耳朵矮个子的人就行了
You busy, Betty? 你忙吗 Betty
Feck off, you! 滚开吧你
Here, did you see the local car wash has closed down? 嘿 你们知道本地的洗车行关门了吗
God, and I thought that place was really busy. 上帝啊 我还以为那生意很好呢
Apparently somebody stole one of the machine's brushes. 明显有人把他们机器的一个刷子偷走了
Must have got clean away. 肯定已经逃走了（？这句话不太确定）
Look at them all. 看看他们
Old enough to drink! 都够年龄喝酒了
Jesus, only seems like yesterday they were all babies. 天哪 感觉昨天他们还是小孩子
Yeah. 就是啊
My Sharon has really blossomed. 我的Sharon真的长大了
She'll be having sex soon. 很快就会去打炮了
What time is her break? 她什么时候休息（TBD）
What can I get you, Cathy? 你要喝什么 Cathy
A Prosecco, please. 普洛赛克 谢谢
And what would YOU like? 小可爱你想喝什么
My date will have... 我的对象要
A pint, please. 一杯啤酒 谢谢
Right, a pint. 好 啤酒
And a life jacket. 再拿件救生衣
I'm sorry about that, Jake. 我真的很抱歉 Jake
Ah, don't worry, I'm used to it. 啊 没事 我都习惯了
Ah, God, look at Cathy, all grown up. 哎 天哪 看看Cathy 都长大了
And on a little date. 还约着小会呢
Yeah... 嗯
..very little. 真的很小
Time flies. 时间过得真快
I remember being pregnant, sitting there, holding me bump, 我还记得怀孕的时候坐在这 挺着大肚子
all excited, waiting to see me little girl. 超级激动 想看看我的宝贝女儿长什么样
Well, you didn't know it was going to be a girl. 你当时根本不知道是女孩
I did! 我知道
Winnie, there was no scans in our day. Winnie 那时候没有B超这种东西
I know! But I knew by the way we... you know. 我就是知道 根据我们那个的方式 你懂的
What? 什么
Well, at the conception, if he's on top, it's going to be a boy. 在受孕的时候 如果男方在上 就生男孩
And if you're on top, it's going to be a girl. 女方在上 就生女孩
Well, in that case, Cathy should be a puppy. 这样的话 Cathy应该是狗狗啊
Does it hurt here? 这痛吗
Here? 这呢
In here? 这怎么样
Well, as far as I can tell, everything seems to be healed well. 从检查看来 全都恢复得很好
So what now? 然后呢
-Now it's time to remove the bandages. -Oh, Jaysus! -现在可以拆绷带了 -天哪
Oh! Oh, you're so...beautiful! 噢 你 好漂亮
Right, I'm off, then. 好 那我走了
Is it sore, Rory? 疼吗 Rory
No, it's not too bad. 没有 不会很疼
Stunning! 太好看了
Wow. 哇哦
I'm sorry, but somebody has to say it. I don't see any difference. 不好意思 但一定要有人说出来 我看不出变化
Ah, no. There is a bit of change. See around here. 不是啊 这里变了一点 这一块
That's just swelling. 那是肿起来了
-It will go down. -Oh! -会消的 -噢
I don't see it. Turn around, show Mammy. 我看不出来 转过身去 给妈咪看
Mammy, what do you think? 妈咪 你觉得怎样
Well, what do you think, Mammy? 你觉得呢 妈咪
Who the fuck are you? 你他妈是哪位
I just told him straight out. I said, "We just don't fit." 我很直接地跟他说 “我们不合适”
But what could you do? I mean, you're so lanky. 你又能怎么办 你那么高大
Lanky?! It wasn't MY height. 高大 不是我的问题好吗
-It was his. -No, no. I know that. That's what I meant. -是他的身高有问题 -不是 我知道 我就是这个意思
How did he take it? Did he go mad? 他之后说什么了 有生气吗
I was expecting him to be disappointed at least, 我以为他起码会失望吧
but, no, he just smiles and says, 但没有 他只是笑了说
"You don't know what you're missing." “你不知道你错过了什么”
-Did he storm out? -No, he said he wanted to finish his pint. -然后他摔门走了吗 -不 他说他想把啤酒喝完
So I said I had to go and just left him there. 我就说我要走了 就留他在那了
Are you right, Grandad? 你好了吗 爷爷
-The kids are waiting for their Santa. Hiya, Mammy. -Hello, Dermot. -小孩子们在等圣诞老人了 嗨呀 妈咪 -嗨 Dermot
Hello, Dermot. 嗨 Dermot
Dermot, hello. 你好啊 Dermot
Hello. 哈喽
-How are you, Rory? -Oh, for feck's sake. -你好 Rory -我嘞个去
-Are you not picking up the boys? -Oh, God, yeah. -你不是要去接孩子吗 -噢 对哦
And I have a school run to do. 而我要去送孩子了
For God's sake. 干嘛啊
-Hello, again, Jake. -Sorry to bother you, Mrs Brown, -嗨 又见到你了 Jake -不好意思打扰了 Brown夫人
but did I leave my bag here yesterday? 我昨天是不是把我的包落在这了
Cathy, the jockey's back. Cathy 赛马手又来了（TBD）
-I left my bag here yesterday. -Oh, yeah, I saw it somewhere. -我昨天把包忘在这了 -噢 我好像在哪见到
Hang on. 等一会
OK, Mammy. We're heading off with Grandad. 好了 妈咪 我们要和爷爷过去了
-Everything ready for the grotto? -Just about. -洞里的东西都准备好了吗 -差不多
All we need is an elf. 我们还差个小精灵
Don't even fuckin' think about it, pal! 一根毛都不要想
Come on, Buster. Let's go. 好了 Buster 走吧
Here you go. Did you come all the way back just for this? 给你 你那么远过来就为拿个包吗
-Erm... -Did you get your bag, Jake? -呃 -你的包拿到了吗 Jake
Yeah. 嗯
-Sharon... -You don't know what you missed. -Sharon -你不知道你错过了什么
Little jockey, big whip! 小骑手 大壮马
Sharon McGoogan, you come back here! Sharon McGoogan 你给我回来
-Stop! -Argh! -What are you doing? -住手 -吓死我了 -你们在干嘛
Coin slot. I want to see what it does. 投币口 我想看看放进去之后会怎样
You don't put anything in the slot. 缝里面什么也不准放
And that's not a metaphor. 我可不是在打比喻
Buster said no coins in the slot. Buster说不准投币进去
-OK. -Rory, love, why don't you go and lie down? -好好好 -Rory 宝贝 你不如上去躺会吧
-I'll head back to work, eh? -Fine. -Bye, Mrs Brown. -我要去上班了 -好吧 -拜 Brown夫人
Bye, Dingo. 拜 澳洲犬
-I'm going to lie down. -I'll show you where your bed is. -我去躺一会 -我带你去找你的床
I know where my bedroom is. 我知道我房间在哪
-Fine. -Fine. -好吧 -好
Oh-ho! 噢喔
Drive your car forward. Drive your car forward. 开车前行 开车前行
Help! Argh! I can't reach me knob! 救命啊 啊 我摸不到开关
Cathy! Aargh! Cathy 啊啊
Stop your vehicle now. 请停车
For God's sake! 天了噜
It's the ghost! 鬼在这
Grandad! 爷爷
I usually don't mind change. I take to it well. 我一般不在意改变 我很明事理的
I remember when my Redser died. I realised I'd be on my own. 我记得Redser去世的时候 我就意识到我要独自过日子了
At the funeral the priest said to me, "This will pass. 葬礼上 牧师说 “都会过去的”
"You'll meet someone else." “你会再遇见其他人的”
I said, "Yes, but what am I going to do tonight?" 我说“没错 但我今晚要做什么”
I know I should just accept Rory's change and move on. 我知道我应该接受Rory的改变
Rory's always been a bit weird. Rory一直都是有点奇怪的人
There's a weirdo in every family. 每个家里都会有个怪咖
And if you're sitting there at home 如果你坐在家里
thinking, "Not mine," it's probably you. 想着“我家没有” 那怪咖大概是你
-Hi, Mammy. -Hello, New Rory. -嗨 妈咪 -嗨 新Rory
-Are you coming down to Foley's for Christmas drinks? -You go on. -你要去Foley's喝一杯吗 -你先去
-I'll follow you down. -Are you OK, Mammy? -我过一会 -你还好吗 妈咪
-No. -What's wrong? -不好 -怎么了
It's you. You're not yourself. 你 你都不是你自己了
I miss my Rory. 我想我的Rory了
Look, Mammy. I may have a different face. And a different voice. 妈咪 没错 我换了张脸 声音也换了
And I'm two sizes smaller in my shoes. 脚还小了两个码数
But I'm still your Rory. 但我还是你的Rory啊
What was your favourite TV programme when you were a child? 你小时候最喜欢的电视节目是什么
Ah! Blue Peter. 啊 蓝色Peter
Why were you only ever at the zoo once? 你为什么只去过一次动物园
Cos seeing the animals in the cages, they made me cry. 因为看到动物被关在笼子里 让我很难过
Ah! 啊
You could have guessed those feckin' answers. 你猜也猜得到的
Say something. 说服我吧
Say something that will convince me that the 说服我相信
Rory I love is in there somewhere. 我爱的那个Rory还在
Hm. 哼
I love you, Mammy. 我爱你 妈咪
Ah! 唉
I'll see you in Foley's. Foley's见
That's my Rory. 那就是我的Rory
You know, change is a funny thing. Every spring, the clock changes. 改变是一件很有趣的事 每到春天 时钟会变（TBD）
Every autumn, the trees change their leaves. 每到秋天 树叶颜色会变
And every winter, Grandad changes his underwear. 每到冬天 爷爷的底裤也会换
We have a little ceremony to burn the old ones. 我们就会庆祝着把旧底裤烧掉
I suppose the main thing is that Rory is whomever he wants to be. 也许最重要的是Rory成为了他想成为的人
And that takes confidence. And confidence is very important. 这要有强大的自信才能做到 而自信心是非常重要的
He gets that from his mother. 他是从妈妈这继承的
I'll see you at Foley's. 在Foley's见吧
Mistletoe And Wine 檞寄生伴酒
# The child is a king The carollers sing # 小孩是国王 随着圣诞颂歌响起
# The old has passed There's a new beginning # 送去旧迎来新
# Dreams of Santa Dreams of snow # 梦见圣诞老人 梦见白雪
# Fingers numb Faces aglow # 手指冻麻 小脸发光
# It's Christmas time Mistletoe and wine # 圣诞到来 檞寄生伴酒
# Children singing Christian rhymes # 孩子们颂唱圣诞祝歌
# With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree # 壁火烧着木柴 树上挂着礼物
# A time to rejoice in the good that we see # 为美好之物而喜悦
# A time for giving A time for getting # 这是给予与收获的节日
# A time for forgiving and for forgetting # 是原谅与忘却的节日
# Christmas is love Christmas is peace # 圣诞是爱 也是和平
# A time for hating and fighting to cease # 让仇怨和斗争都消停吧
# Christmas time Mistletoe and wine # 圣诞到来 檞寄生伴酒
# Children singing Christian rhymes # 孩子们颂唱圣诞祝歌
# With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree # 壁火烧着木柴 树上挂着礼物
# A time to rejoice in the good that we see # 为美好之物而喜悦
# With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree # 壁火烧着木柴 树上挂着礼物
# A time to rejoice in the good that we see. # 为美好之物而衷心喜悦
-Merry Christmas! -Happy Christmas! -圣诞快乐 -圣诞节快乐