1 00:00:23,557 --> 00:00:25,293 [SNIFF SNIFF] 2 00:00:28,196 --> 00:00:30,798 [SNIFF SNIFF] 3 00:00:54,955 --> 00:00:56,390 Road-Runner: BEEP BEEP! 4 00:00:56,457 --> 00:00:59,093 Bugs Bunny: OH, NO, YOU DON'T. 5 00:01:17,245 --> 00:01:20,248 Bugs Bunny: * BE IT PLEASURES AND PALACES * 6 00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:22,716 * THOUGH I MAY ROAM 7 00:01:22,783 --> 00:01:28,656 * BE IT EVER SO HUMBLE, THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME * 8 00:01:28,722 --> 00:01:35,829 * BE IT EVER SO HUMBLE, THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME * 9 00:01:35,896 --> 00:01:38,266 OH! HOW DO YOU DO? 10 00:01:38,332 --> 00:01:42,035 NICE--NICE OF YOU TO DROP BY ME HUMBLE ABODE. 11 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:43,537 MY NAME IS BUNNY. 12 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:47,408 BUGS BUNNY, ESQUIRE, TO BE EXACT. 13 00:01:47,475 --> 00:01:48,709 AH... 14 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:49,943 [MUNCHING] 15 00:01:50,010 --> 00:01:52,613 ONE OF THE BACK BAY BUNNIES... 16 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:55,816 UH, BACK BAY OF BROOKLYN, THAT IS. 17 00:01:55,883 --> 00:01:59,820 I HAVE ALSO BEEN KNOWN BY OTHER FLATTERING NAMES. 18 00:01:59,887 --> 00:02:03,090 FOR INSTANCE, I'M CALLED "THAT WASCALLY WABBIT" 19 00:02:03,157 --> 00:02:06,026 BY A CERTAIN E.-- ELMER FUDD, 20 00:02:06,093 --> 00:02:11,232 WHO HAS SPENT MANY FRUITLESS AND RATHER FRUSTRATING YEARS CHASING ME. 21 00:02:11,299 --> 00:02:13,834 I HAVE ALSO BEEN KNOW AS... 22 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:16,837 "THAT ORNERY, CARROT-EATING VARMINT" 23 00:02:16,904 --> 00:02:19,240 BY A CERTAIN YOSEMITE SAM, 24 00:02:19,307 --> 00:02:22,075 WHO FOR SOME REASON HATES RABBITS. 25 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,878 I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY. 26 00:02:26,614 --> 00:02:29,950 WHAT STARTED ALL THIS CHASING? 27 00:02:30,017 --> 00:02:32,586 WHEN WAS THE VERY FIRST CHASE? 28 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:35,556 WELL, IN ORDER TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION, 29 00:02:35,623 --> 00:02:39,427 WE'LL HAVE TO SWING BACK IN TIME A LITTLE BITTY BIT. 30 00:03:08,356 --> 00:03:12,793 IN THE BEGINNING, ALL WAS PEACEFUL AND QUIET. 31 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:14,862 QUITE DARK, TOO. 32 00:03:14,928 --> 00:03:18,799 OH, ONCE IN A WHILE, A STAR EXPLODED... 33 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:21,302 BUT USUALLY IT WAS JUST A SMALL ONE, 34 00:03:21,369 --> 00:03:24,638 ONLY A MILLION MILES OR SO IN DIAMETER. 35 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:27,841 ANYWAY, NOBODY COMPLAINED, WHICH WAS ODD, 36 00:03:27,908 --> 00:03:32,079 UNTIL YOU REALIZED THAT THERE WASN'T NOBODY AROUND TO COMPLAIN. 37 00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:35,283 SO FOR ABOUT 15-20 BILLION YEARS, 38 00:03:35,349 --> 00:03:37,918 THINGS WENT ALONG SMOOTHLY AND PLEASANTLY 39 00:03:37,985 --> 00:03:43,924 UNTIL ONE DAY, VERY DEEP IN A SIXTH-RATE GALAXY CALLED THE MILKY WAY, 40 00:03:43,991 --> 00:03:47,861 CIRCLING AROUND A FOURTH-RATE STAR CALLED THE SUN, 41 00:03:47,928 --> 00:03:51,832 ON A TENTH-RATE PLANET, A STRANGE CREATURE APPEARED, 42 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:55,369 A STRANGE CREATURE CALLED MAN. 43 00:04:04,011 --> 00:04:06,947 I'LL TAKE IT. 44 00:04:07,014 --> 00:04:11,552 Bugs: AND SO NEANDERTHAL PERSON QUICKLY INVENTED THE FIRST CHASE... 45 00:04:11,619 --> 00:04:12,986 [THUD] 46 00:04:13,053 --> 00:04:14,555 AND THE FIRST COMPETITION... 47 00:04:14,622 --> 00:04:15,856 [THUD] 48 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:17,858 AND THE FIRST LOVE... 49 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:19,360 [THUD] 50 00:04:19,427 --> 00:04:22,563 AND THE FIRST WOMEN'S LIB... 51 00:04:22,630 --> 00:04:27,167 AND THE FIRST DOMESTICITY AND THE FIRST BOREDOM. 52 00:04:27,234 --> 00:04:30,203 [YAWNS] 53 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,506 [YAWNS] 54 00:04:32,573 --> 00:04:37,378 AND SO NEANDERTHAL PERSONS, IN ORDER TO ALLEVIATE BOREDOM, 55 00:04:37,445 --> 00:04:40,514 INVENTED THE FIRST GRAFFITI. 56 00:04:40,581 --> 00:04:43,851 WHAT'S ON THE WALL TONIGHT, DEAR? 57 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:49,857 SAME OLD STUFF: WESTERNS, SITCOMS, SOAPS. 58 00:04:49,923 --> 00:04:52,493 Bugs: AND SO THE INVENTION OF BOREDOM 59 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:56,330 LED TO THE INVENTION OF MOVING PICTURES. 60 00:04:59,433 --> 00:05:02,903 BUT AFTER ABOUT 25,000 YEARS OF THIS 61 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:05,238 AND HAVING DEVELOPED SEVERE CRICKS IN THEIR NECKS, 62 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,875 MAN AND WOMAN BECAME BORED AGAIN, 63 00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:12,413 EVEN WITH ALL THOSE BRILLIANT, ULTRAMODERN, INNOVATIVE IDEAS, 64 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:16,584 LIKE THE FIRST MOTION-PICTURE CAMERAS. 65 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,921 I'M KIND OF TIRED OF DOCUMENTARIES. 66 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:24,925 FRANKLY, I WOULDN'T MIND A FEW LAUGHS MYSELF. 67 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:29,162 Bugs: AND SO IT CAME TO PASS THAT COMEDY WAS INVENTED, 68 00:05:29,229 --> 00:05:32,065 AND COMEDY BEGAT PRATFALLS... 69 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:36,336 AND CUSTARD PIES... 70 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:41,341 AND DOUBLE TAKES. 71 00:05:43,377 --> 00:05:47,481 BUT MOST OF ALL, COMEDY BEGAT CHASES. 72 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:51,284 AND CHASES BEGAT CHASES... 73 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,487 AND CHASES... 74 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:57,190 AND CHASES AND CHASES... 75 00:05:57,257 --> 00:05:59,627 UNTIL THE MIND BOGGLETH. 76 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:04,765 AND THEN ONE DAY, ANOTHER STRANGE AND HISTORIC CREATURE APPEARED: 77 00:06:04,832 --> 00:06:06,500 ME. 78 00:06:08,235 --> 00:06:11,338 OK, WABBIT, NOW I'VE GOT YOU. 79 00:06:11,405 --> 00:06:14,975 EH... WHAT'S UP, DOC? 80 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:18,045 Bugs: SO YOU SEE, THAT'S HOW CHASES BEGAN, 81 00:06:18,111 --> 00:06:20,981 AND THAT'S HOW I CAME INTO THE PICTURE, 82 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:23,984 JUST A MILD MANNERED FOREST CREATURE, 83 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:26,654 SHY, EASILY FRIGHTENED. 84 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:29,490 A QUIET-LIVING RABBIT AM I. 85 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:30,991 AND YET... 86 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:35,763 I GUESS IN A WAY I AM AN UNUSUAL RABBIT 87 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:40,568 ON ACCOUNT OF, UH...INSTEAD OF HAVING HUNDREDS OF CHILDREN, 88 00:06:40,634 --> 00:06:43,403 LIKE YOUR ORDINARY RUN-OF-THE-MILL RABBIT, 89 00:06:43,471 --> 00:06:46,674 I HAD SEVERAL FATHERS, 90 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,942 FATHERS WITH ODD NAMES, 91 00:06:49,009 --> 00:06:50,978 LIKE TEX AVERY... 92 00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:53,013 UH, FRIZ FRELENG... 93 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:55,516 CHUCK JONES... 94 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:57,518 AND BOB McKIMSON, 95 00:06:57,585 --> 00:07:00,688 THE ONES WHO DIRECTED MOST OF ME PICTURES. 96 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:04,492 FATHERS LIKE TEDD PIERCE, 97 00:07:04,558 --> 00:07:06,093 WARREN FOSTER, 98 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:07,795 AND MIKE MALTESE, 99 00:07:07,861 --> 00:07:10,464 WHO WROTE MOST OF ME BIOGRAPHY. 100 00:07:10,531 --> 00:07:14,267 AND OF COURSE A FATHER NAMED MEL BLANC, 101 00:07:14,334 --> 00:07:16,537 WHO HAD THOUSANDS OF VOICES 102 00:07:16,604 --> 00:07:19,406 AND WAS NICE ENOUGH TO GIVE ME ONE OF THEM. 103 00:07:19,473 --> 00:07:24,311 THIS SHOW YOU'RE GONNA SEE NOW IS ABOUT WHAT JUST ONE OF THOSE FATHERS DID 104 00:07:24,377 --> 00:07:26,714 WITH ME AND ME CARTOON ASSOCIATES, 105 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,549 AN ANIMATION DIRECTOR 106 00:07:28,616 --> 00:07:33,554 WHO GOES BY THE UNLIKELY NAME OF CHUCK JONES. 107 00:07:33,621 --> 00:07:40,227 AND OLD CHUCK SEEMED DETERMINED TO GET POOR LITTLE OLD ME INTO OUTER SPACE, TOO. 108 00:07:47,701 --> 00:07:49,870 GAD! WHAT A NIGHT! 109 00:07:49,937 --> 00:07:53,574 I'LL NEVER MIX RADISH JUICE AND CARROT JUICE AGAIN. 110 00:07:53,641 --> 00:07:55,776 [SMACKING LIPS] 111 00:07:55,843 --> 00:07:57,177 YECH. 112 00:07:58,846 --> 00:08:02,916 BRR! I HOPE THE LAKE'S WARMED UP A LITTLE THIS MORNING. 113 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:05,686 [YAWNS] 114 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,890 Announcer: 10, 9, 8... 115 00:08:09,957 --> 00:08:13,160 [YAWNS] 116 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:18,098 Bugs: WHEW! WOW! THE HOLE SEEMS LONG THIS MORNING. 117 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:21,769 Announcer: ...3, 2, 1, FIRE! 118 00:08:30,477 --> 00:08:35,215 Bugs: HOLY COW! I THOUGHT I'D NEVER REACH THE TOP OF THIS. 119 00:08:35,282 --> 00:08:38,786 HEY, WHO PLUGGED UP THE HOLE? 120 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,892 WHY, THE SUN AIN'T EVEN OUT YET. 121 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:47,995 NO WONDER I'M SO SLEE--PY. 122 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:49,329 [WHOOSH] 123 00:08:49,396 --> 00:08:53,133 YIKES! WHAT WAS THAT? OH! 124 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:55,402 WELL, ASK A SILLY QUESTION. 125 00:08:55,468 --> 00:08:58,672 [BEEPING] 126 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:07,681 [BOING] 127 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:11,384 SOMETHING TELLS ME I SHOULD HAVE STOOD IN BED. 128 00:09:11,451 --> 00:09:13,821 WHERE THE HECK AM I, ANYWAYS? 129 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:16,456 WELL, WHEREVER IT IS, I DON'T LIKE IT, 130 00:09:16,523 --> 00:09:18,826 AND I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE. 131 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:21,762 HEY, MAYBE THAT CHARACTER WEARING A SPITTOON CAN HELP ME. 132 00:09:21,829 --> 00:09:25,866 AT LAST, AFTER 2,000 YEARS OF WORK, 133 00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:30,938 THE ALUDIUM PU-36 EXPLOSIVE SPACE MODULATOR. 134 00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:33,841 EH, PARDON ME, SIR, BUT COULD YOU-- 135 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:37,077 AT LONG LAST, MY DREAM COME TRUE. 136 00:09:37,144 --> 00:09:38,445 HEY, DOC, WAIT! 137 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:41,348 I WANT TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. 138 00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:52,092 AH...PARDON ME, DOC, BUT COULD YOU RENT ME A U-DRIVE FLYING SAUCER? 139 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:58,165 I'VE GOT TO GET BACK TO THE EARTH. 140 00:09:58,231 --> 00:10:00,000 OH, WELL, DON'T BOTHER, THEN. 141 00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:02,502 NO POINT IN WASTING MONEY ON A FLYING SAUCER 142 00:10:02,569 --> 00:10:04,504 WHEN THE EARTH'S NOT GONNA-- 143 00:10:04,571 --> 00:10:06,506 CLANG! 144 00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:08,942 AH, PARDON ME AGAIN, DOC, 145 00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:11,211 BUT JUST WHAT DID YOU MEAN 146 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:14,014 BY THAT CRACK ABOUT THE EARTH BEING GONE? 147 00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:16,383 OH, I'M GOING TO BLOW IT UP. 148 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,752 IT OBSTRUCTS MY VIEW OF VENUS. 149 00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:21,421 IT DOES? THAT'S A SHAME. 150 00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:23,190 [FUSE SIZZLING] 151 00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:31,331 WHERE'S THE KA-BOOM? 152 00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:35,736 THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN EARTH-SHATTERING KA-BOOM. 153 00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:40,007 THE ALUDIUM PU-36 EXPLOSIVE SPACE MODULATOR! 154 00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:44,577 THAT CREATURE HAS STOLEN THE SPACE MODULATOR! 155 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,947 DELAYS, DELAYS. 156 00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:08,668 CAPTURE THAT CREATURE AND RETURN THE ALUDIUM PU-36 EXPLOSIVE SPACE MODULATOR. 157 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:20,347 [ENGINES REVVING] 158 00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:26,686 [TIRES SCREECH] 159 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:29,089 [SCREECH] 160 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,760 YOO-HOO! 161 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,362 [WHISTLES] 162 00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:09,296 WELL, THAT'S THAT. 163 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:39,827 OH, DEAR. 164 00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:44,697 NOW I SHALL HAVE TO CREATE MORE MARTIANS. 165 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,467 HEY! 166 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:52,039 THIS MARTIAN HOT ROD BETTER GET AT LEAST A MILLION MILES TO THE GALLON. 167 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:55,042 THE EARTH AIN'T JUST ACROSS THE STREET. 168 00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:06,353 OH, GOODY! MY ALUDIUM PU-36 EXPLOSIVE SPACE MODULATOR. 169 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:08,321 [KA-BOOM] 170 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:12,893 WELL, BACK TO THE OLD DRAWING BOARD. 171 00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:20,934 BOY, IT'S REALLY WONDERFUL TO BE BACK IN CIVILIZATION. 172 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,408 [SPLASH] 173 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,577 [RUMBLING] 174 00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:38,919 RUN FOR THE HILLS, FOLKS, OR YOU'LL BE UP TO YOUR ARMPITS IN MARTIANS. 175 00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:40,587 [RUMBLING] 176 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:52,432 AS YOU CAN SEE, BEING A RABBIT IS NOT JUST A BED OF CARROTS. 177 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,234 BUT OTHER PEOPLE-- 178 00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:56,937 IF YOU WANT TO CALL A DUCK PEOPLE-- 179 00:13:57,004 --> 00:14:00,941 HAD CLOSE ENCOUNTERS WITH THAT LITTLE MARTIAN, TOO, 180 00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:06,980 AS THE ENSUING, GRIPPING, AND NERVE-TINGLING DRAMA NOW DEMONSTRATES. 181 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:28,568 I HAVE SENT FOR YOU, DODGERS, BECAUSE WE ARE FACING A CRISIS. 182 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,703 THE WORLD'S SUPPLY OF ALUDIUM FOSDEX-- 183 00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:32,539 THE SHAVING CREAM ATOM-- 184 00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:35,108 IS ALARMINGLY LOW. 185 00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:37,210 NOW, WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE 186 00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:40,380 THAT THE ONLY REMAINING SOURCE IS ON PLANET X... 187 00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,950 SOMEWHERE IN THIS AREA. 188 00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:46,686 AND YOU WANT ME TO FIND PLANET X, IS THAT IT? 189 00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:49,422 CAN YOU DO IT, DODGERS? 190 00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,191 OH, INDUBITABLY, SIR, 191 00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:54,394 BECAUSE THERE'S NO ONE KNOWS HIS WAY AROUND OUTER SPACE 192 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:59,899 LIKE DUCK DODGERS IN THE 24th AND A HALF CENTURY! 193 00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:02,902 [WHISTLING THROUGH SPACE] 194 00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:04,938 [THUD] 195 00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:21,088 [ELECTRICAL CRACKLING] 196 00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:29,562 ARE YOU READY, EAGER YOUNG SPACE CADET? 197 00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:33,800 I'M R-R-R--ALL SET, YOUR HEROSHIP, SIR. 198 00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:35,935 THEN MAKE WAY FOR DUCK DODGERS 199 00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:39,939 IN THE 24th AND A HALF CENTURY! 200 00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:41,574 [ENGINE WHIRS] 201 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:46,613 OOPS! HA HA! HAD THE SILLY THING IN REVERSE. 202 00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:55,455 AND NOW, THEN, EAGER YOUNG SPACE CADET, 203 00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:59,159 HERE IS THE COURSE WE SHALL PURSUE TO FIND PLANET X. 204 00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:04,031 STARTING FROM WHERE WE ARE, WE GO 33,600 TURBO MILES DUE UP. 205 00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:06,799 THEN WEST IN AN ASTRO ARC DEVIATION TO HERE. 206 00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:08,468 THEN, FOLLOWING THE GREAT CIRCLE, 207 00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:11,138 7 RADIAL LOOPS SOUTH BY DOWN EAST... 208 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:14,407 BY ASTRAL ASTROBAL TO HERE, HERE, AND HERE. 209 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:17,910 THEN BY SPACE NAVIGABLE COMPASS TO HERE, HERE, 210 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:22,615 AND THEN TO HERE AND HERE... 211 00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:25,552 AND THUS TO OUR DESTINATION. 212 00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:27,754 NOW DO YOU KNOW HOW TO REACH PLANET X? 213 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,490 AH, Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-- OH, SURE. 214 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:36,229 WELL, I WISH YOU'D EXPLAIN IT TO ME SOMETIME, BUSTER. 215 00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:38,231 W-W-WELL, IT'S VERY SIMPLE, SIR. 216 00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:40,500 IF WE FOLLOW THOSE PLANETS, 217 00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,902 WE CAN'T VERY WELL MISS PLANET X. 218 00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:45,805 HA HA HA! OH, THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 219 00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:47,607 OF ALL THE STUPID SUGGESTIONS. 220 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,376 [LAUGHING] 221 00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:53,646 UH, HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. I THINK I'VE GOT IT. 222 00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:57,950 I'LL JUST BET THAT IF WE FOLLOW THOSE PLANETS, WE'LL FIND PLANET X. 223 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,720 GAD! HOW DO I DO IT? 224 00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:03,090 I D-D-DON'T KNOW. 225 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:23,543 I CLAIM THIS PLANET IN THE NAME OF THE EARTH. 226 00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:33,820 I CLAIM THIS PLANET IN THE NAME OF MARS. 227 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,489 ER...ISN'T THAT LOVELY? HMM? 228 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,058 LOOK, BUD, I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU. 229 00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:41,628 I HAVE ALREADY CLAIMED THIS BIT OF DIRT FOR THE EARTH, 230 00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,896 AND THERE JUST AIN'T ROOM ENOUGH ON THIS PLANET 231 00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:45,465 FOR THE TWO OF US. 232 00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:48,235 I DO BELIEVE YOU ARE RIGHT. 233 00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:52,305 HUH! LITTLE DOES HE REALIZE 234 00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:56,008 THAT I HAVE ON MY DISINTEGRATION-PROOF VEST. 235 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,145 YOU MAY FIRE WHEN READY, GRIZZLY. 236 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:08,921 WHO? WHAT? WHERE? WHEN? HOW? WHO? WHO? WHAT? 237 00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:10,623 OH, YOU, HUH? 238 00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:13,360 JUST WHEN I HAD HIM GOING, YOU HAD TO BUTT IN. 239 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,428 WELL, GET BACK IN THAT SPACESHIP. 240 00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:19,232 EH, YES, SIR, YOUR HEROSHIP, UH, SIR. 241 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:25,004 AHA! GOT THE DROP ON YOU WITH MY DISINTEGRATING PISTOL, 242 00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:30,443 AND, BROTHER, WHEN IT DISINTEGRATES, IT DISINTEGRATES. 243 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:32,712 HUH. WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 244 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,781 IT DISINTEGRATED. 245 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:42,088 HAPPY B-B-BIRTHDAY, YOU THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD, YOU. 246 00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:44,123 OH! THANK YOU! 247 00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:45,292 [KA-BOOM] 248 00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,300 Duck: WELL, I GUESS HE'S HAD ENOUGH. 249 00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:55,702 I'LL SEND HIM AN ULTIMATUM. 250 00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:28,668 I'LL SEE WHAT THE LITTLE STINKER IS UP TO ON MY SUPERVIDEO DETECTO SET. 251 00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:36,443 THAT'S THE LAST STRAW! 252 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,512 NOW I USE MY SECRET WEAPON! 253 00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:46,486 [KA-BOOM] 254 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,363 [KA-BOOM] 255 00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:00,767 HA HA HA! 256 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:02,369 HEH HEH HEH! 257 00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:11,311 AS I WAS SAYING, BUSTER, THIS PLANET AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE TWO OF US, 258 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:12,912 SO OFF YOU GO! 259 00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:16,115 AND NOW THIS PLANET IS HEREBY CLAIMED FOR THE EARTH 260 00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:22,054 IN THE NAME OF DUCK DODGERS IN THE 24th AND A HALF CENTURY! 261 00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:24,724 B-BIG DEAL. 262 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:32,832 Bugs: I DON'T REMEMBER JUST HOW DAFFY GOT DOWN FROM PLANET X. 263 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:35,802 MAYBE THEY HAD TO SHOOT HIM DOWN. 264 00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:41,073 BUT ANYWAY, HE'S BACK AT HIS OLD STAND AS THE ERROL FLYNN OF DUCKDOM. 265 00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:44,711 I REMEMBER WELL THE FIRST TIME HE TRIED TO SELL HIMSELF 266 00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:47,414 AS THE LOGICAL SUCCESSOR TO ERROL. 267 00:20:56,789 --> 00:21:00,493 * OH... 268 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,795 * JOIN UP WITH ME, SO JOYOUS AND FREE * 269 00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:04,897 * AND AWAY TO OLD SHERWOOD HIE * 270 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:07,400 * FOR I'M ROBIN HOOD, AND I'M VERY GOOD * 271 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,469 * AT AVOIDING THE SHERIFF'S EYE * 272 00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:11,504 * SO WE'LL TRIP ALONG MERRILY * 273 00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:14,341 * O'ER THE GREENSWARD SO GRACEFULLY * 274 00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:17,043 * TO TRIP IT, TRIP IT, TRIP IT, TRIP IT * 275 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:20,079 * TRIP IT UP AND DOWN 276 00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:22,815 * TO TRIP IT, TRIP IT, TRIP IT, TRIP IT * 277 00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:29,456 TRIP IT! TRIP IT! TRIP IT! WHOOPS! TRIP IT! TRIP IT! 278 00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:34,861 * SO TRIP IT UP AND DOWN * 279 00:21:34,927 --> 00:21:36,696 [LAUGHTER] 280 00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:39,799 HA HA HA! 281 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,509 HA HA HA! 282 00:21:57,584 --> 00:21:59,218 HO HO AND HA HA, EH? 283 00:21:59,285 --> 00:22:04,156 I'LL HO HO AND HA HA YOU, FAT FRIAR... 284 00:22:04,223 --> 00:22:06,593 WITH MY TRUSTY QUARTERSTAFF! 285 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:08,695 ACTUALLY, IT'S A BUCK-AND-A-QUARTER QUARTERSTAFF, 286 00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:11,330 BUT I'M NOT TELLING HIM THAT. 287 00:22:11,398 --> 00:22:15,668 HO! HA HA! GUARD! TURN! PARRY! DODGE! SPIN! HA! 288 00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:16,903 THRUST! 289 00:22:23,976 --> 00:22:25,378 HMM. LET'S SEE, NOW. 290 00:22:25,445 --> 00:22:27,313 SOMETHIN' AMISS HERE. 291 00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:29,816 HMM. I'LL RUN THROUGH IT. 292 00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:34,086 HO! HA HA! GUARD! TURN! PARRY! DODGE! SPIN! HA! 293 00:22:34,153 --> 00:22:35,622 THRUST! 294 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:36,956 GOT IT. 295 00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:38,458 NOW, THEN... 296 00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:41,494 HO! HA HA! GUARD! TURN! PARRY! DODGE! SPIN! 297 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,902 [FRIAR LAUGHING] 298 00:22:55,808 --> 00:22:57,910 [LAUGHING] 299 00:23:12,525 --> 00:23:15,628 OH, KNOCK IT OFF. 300 00:23:15,695 --> 00:23:17,597 HOW JOLLY CAN YOU GET? 301 00:23:22,535 --> 00:23:26,272 P-PRITHEE, O TRAVELING CLOWN, 302 00:23:26,338 --> 00:23:29,509 COULDS'T THOU DIRECTEST ME TO ROBIN HOOD'S HIDEOUT? 303 00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:33,913 I WOULDS'T FAIN JOIN ME UP WITH HIS BAND OF J-J-JOLLY OUTLAWS. 304 00:23:33,980 --> 00:23:35,782 LOOK NO FURTHER, GOOD FRIAR, 305 00:23:35,848 --> 00:23:38,951 FOR I AM HE FOR WHOMS'T THOU SEEKEST. 306 00:23:39,018 --> 00:23:41,353 I AM ROBIN HOOD! 307 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,723 OH, UH, C-C-CUT IT OUT. I'M SERIOUS. 308 00:23:43,790 --> 00:23:46,493 IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS, JUST SAY SO. 309 00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:49,862 BUT HONEST AND TRULY, I AM ROBIN HOOD! 310 00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:51,130 SURE, YOU ARE. 311 00:23:51,197 --> 00:23:52,431 [WHACK] 312 00:23:52,499 --> 00:23:54,667 LOOK, GIVE ME A CHANCE, CAN'T YOU? 313 00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:56,803 I'LL PROVE I'M ROBIN HOOD. 314 00:23:56,869 --> 00:23:58,705 SEE YON RICH, UNWARY TRAVELER? 315 00:24:02,074 --> 00:24:05,377 I'LL ROB HIM OF HIS GOLD AND GIVE IT TO SOME POOR UNWORTHY SLOB. 316 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,113 THAT'LL PROVE THAT I'M ROBIN HOOD. 317 00:24:07,179 --> 00:24:09,048 HMM? PRITHEE? HMM? 318 00:24:11,383 --> 00:24:16,823 NOW, THEN, FATSO, 319 00:24:16,889 --> 00:24:19,492 I-I-I'M WATCHING, JESTER. 320 00:24:19,559 --> 00:24:21,193 [WHISTLING] 321 00:24:23,996 --> 00:24:25,998 [POW] 322 00:24:29,602 --> 00:24:32,839 WHY, I DON'T KNOW HOW I COULD HAVE DOUBTED YOU. 323 00:24:32,905 --> 00:24:35,842 SHALL WE SPEND THE GOLD ALL IN ONE PLACE? 324 00:24:35,908 --> 00:24:39,846 HO HO. VERY FUNNY. HA HA. IT IS TO LAUGH. 325 00:24:39,912 --> 00:24:42,014 [YAWNS] 326 00:24:46,418 --> 00:24:49,021 YOIKS AND AWAY! 327 00:24:50,122 --> 00:24:53,425 YOIKS AND AWAY! 328 00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:56,228 YOIKS AND AWAY! 329 00:24:56,295 --> 00:24:59,365 YOIKS AND AWAY. 330 00:24:59,431 --> 00:25:01,367 YOIKS AND AWAY. [THUD] 331 00:25:01,433 --> 00:25:05,337 YOIKS AND AWAY. [THUD THUD] 332 00:25:05,404 --> 00:25:08,641 WHY, YOU... 333 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:42,008 NOW, THEN... 334 00:25:42,074 --> 00:25:44,911 AHA! NOW-- 335 00:25:53,219 --> 00:25:55,622 I'M SORRY, BUT I CAN'T JOIN YOU. 336 00:25:55,688 --> 00:25:58,190 I'M CONVINCED YOU'RE JUST NOT ROBIN HOOD. 337 00:25:58,257 --> 00:26:00,827 NEVER MIND JOINING ME. I'LL JOIN YOU. 338 00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:04,163 SHAKE HANDS WITH FRIAR DUCK. 339 00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:05,832 [WHACK] 340 00:26:08,434 --> 00:26:10,502 Bugs: WELL, DAFFY DECIDED 341 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:11,671 TO HAVE ONE MORE SHOT 342 00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:18,711 AT THE MUSKETEER BUSINESS, 343 00:26:18,778 --> 00:26:22,581 NAMELY, WELL, UH... SEE FOR YOURSELF. 344 00:26:25,384 --> 00:26:27,319 STAND BACK, MUSKETEERS! 345 00:26:27,386 --> 00:26:29,188 THEY SHALL SAMPLE MY BLADE! 346 00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:33,192 TOUCHE! UH! UH! UH! UH! 347 00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,963 MUSKETEERS? HUH? EN GARDE? 348 00:26:37,029 --> 00:26:38,865 MY BLADE? 349 00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:44,904 HEY, PSST! WHOEVER'S IN CHARGE HERE! 350 00:26:44,971 --> 00:26:47,874 THE SCENERY! WHERE'S THE SCENERY? 351 00:26:52,544 --> 00:26:58,217 STAND BACK, MUSKETEERS! THEY SHALL SAMPLE MY...BLADE? 352 00:26:58,284 --> 00:27:00,219 HMM? 353 00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:04,423 OK, HAVE IT YOUR WAY. 354 00:27:04,490 --> 00:27:07,159 * DAFFY DUCK, HE HAD A FARM 355 00:27:07,226 --> 00:27:09,328 * E-I-E-I-O 356 00:27:09,395 --> 00:27:12,531 * AND ON THIS FARM, HE HAD AN IGLOO * 357 00:27:12,598 --> 00:27:16,335 * E-I-E-I-O 358 00:27:16,402 --> 00:27:20,239 WOULD IT BE TOO MUCH TO ASK IF WE COULD MAKE UP OUR MINDS? 359 00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:22,574 HMM? 360 00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:24,610 * DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW 361 00:27:24,677 --> 00:27:26,378 * YA HA HA HA HA 362 00:27:26,445 --> 00:27:28,380 * THROUGH THE FIELDS WE GO 363 00:27:28,447 --> 00:27:31,684 * LAUGHING ALL THE WAY 364 00:27:35,187 --> 00:27:37,990 * FAREWELL TO THEE, FAREWELL TO THEE * 365 00:27:38,057 --> 00:27:40,693 * THE WIND WILL CARRY BACK OUR SAD REFRAIN * 366 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:43,295 * ONE LAST EMBRACE BEFORE WE SAY-- * 367 00:27:43,362 --> 00:27:45,264 HMM? HRMPH! 368 00:27:45,331 --> 00:27:49,268 BUSTER, IT MAY COME AS A COMPLETE SURPRISE TO YOU 369 00:27:49,335 --> 00:27:51,771 TO FIND THAT THIS IS AN ANIMATED CARTOON 370 00:27:51,838 --> 00:27:54,774 AND THAT IN ANIMATED CARTOONS THEY HAVE SCENERY, 371 00:27:54,841 --> 00:27:57,109 AND IN ALL THE YEARS I'VE-- 372 00:27:58,310 --> 00:28:02,448 ALL RIGHT, WISE GUY, WHERE AM I? 373 00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:08,955 [NO AUDIO] 374 00:28:15,327 --> 00:28:17,463 [MACHINE-GUN FIRE] 375 00:28:19,365 --> 00:28:21,467 [AH-OOGA HORN] 376 00:28:23,302 --> 00:28:25,471 [DONKEY HEE-HAWING] 377 00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:33,746 [ROOSTER CROWS] 378 00:28:33,813 --> 00:28:35,815 [CHICKEN BAWKS] 379 00:28:35,882 --> 00:28:38,484 [CHIMPANZEE CHATTERS] 380 00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:42,488 [MEOW] 381 00:28:44,824 --> 00:28:46,458 AAH! BBBLLL! 382 00:28:46,525 --> 00:28:51,497 AND I'VE NEVER BEEN SO HUMILIATED IN ALL MY LIFE! 383 00:28:53,099 --> 00:28:55,835 LOOK, MACK, JUST WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND HERE? 384 00:28:55,902 --> 00:28:57,536 LET'S GET ORGANIZED, HMM? 385 00:28:57,603 --> 00:29:00,506 HOW ABOUT SOME SCENERY? 386 00:29:04,110 --> 00:29:06,846 THAT'S DANDY. HO HO! THAT'S RICH, I'LL SAY. 387 00:29:06,913 --> 00:29:09,348 NOW HOW ABOUT SOME COLOR, STUPID? 388 00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:11,350 HEY! 389 00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:17,523 GRRR! NOT ME, YOU SLOP ARTIST! 390 00:29:18,925 --> 00:29:21,360 WELL, WHERE'S THE REST OF ME? 391 00:29:21,427 --> 00:29:23,930 IT ISN'T AS THOUGH I HAVEN'T LIVED UP TO MY CONTRACT, 392 00:29:23,996 --> 00:29:26,899 GOODNESS KNOWS. 393 00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:29,001 I HAVEN'T KEPT MYSELF TRIM, GOODNESS KNOWS. 394 00:29:29,068 --> 00:29:31,370 I'VE DONE THAT. THAT'S STRANGE. 395 00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:34,807 ALL OF A SUDDEN, I DON'T QUITE FEEL LIKE MYSELF. 396 00:29:34,874 --> 00:29:39,478 OH, I FEEL ALL RIGHT, AND YET I--I--EEK! 397 00:29:39,545 --> 00:29:41,547 YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THAT! 398 00:29:42,882 --> 00:29:45,051 WELL? 399 00:29:47,186 --> 00:29:49,688 HMM? SEA PICTURE, EH? 400 00:29:49,755 --> 00:29:51,623 I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO A SEA EPIC. 401 00:29:51,690 --> 00:29:56,228 NOW, MR. REMBRANDT, 402 00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:59,431 * OVER THE SEA, LET'S GO, MEN * 403 00:29:59,498 --> 00:30:01,633 * WE'RE SHOVING RIGHT OFF, WE'RE SHOVING RIGHT OFF * 404 00:30:01,700 --> 00:30:03,802 AGAIN? 405 00:30:07,306 --> 00:30:13,045 HEY! COME HERE! COME HERE! GIVE ME A CLOSEUP! A CLOSEUP! 406 00:30:14,446 --> 00:30:16,648 THIS IS A CLOSEUP? 407 00:30:16,715 --> 00:30:20,920 A CLOSEUP, YOU JERK! A CLOSEUP! 408 00:30:22,922 --> 00:30:26,625 THANKS FOR THE SOUR PERSIMMONS, COUSIN. 409 00:30:26,692 --> 00:30:31,630 NOW, LOOK, BUSTER, LET'S HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING. 410 00:30:31,697 --> 00:30:33,799 NOW WHAT? 411 00:30:33,866 --> 00:30:36,835 BROTHER! WHAT A WAY TO RUN A RAILROAD. 412 00:30:36,903 --> 00:30:40,472 NOW, THEN, AS I WAS SAYING-- 413 00:30:40,539 --> 00:30:44,343 UH! UH! UH! 414 00:30:44,410 --> 00:30:46,312 [PANTING] 415 00:30:47,713 --> 00:30:49,148 [THUD] 416 00:30:49,215 --> 00:30:51,317 AAH! 417 00:30:52,651 --> 00:30:57,256 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THIS PICTURE STARTED. 418 00:30:57,323 --> 00:31:00,659 NO! NO! 419 00:31:00,726 --> 00:31:04,096 LISTEN, PAL, LET'S DISCUSS THIS THING SANELY, HUH? 420 00:31:04,163 --> 00:31:05,898 LOOK, I TELL YOU WHAT. 421 00:31:05,965 --> 00:31:08,167 YOU GO YOUR WAY, AND I'LL GO MINE. 422 00:31:08,234 --> 00:31:11,237 LIVE AND LET LIVE. RIGHT? RIGHT. 423 00:31:11,303 --> 00:31:14,873 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THERE WILL BE NO FURTHER DELAYS, 424 00:31:14,941 --> 00:31:16,575 SO I SHALL ATTEMPT TO ENTERTAIN YOU 425 00:31:16,642 --> 00:31:19,912 IN MY OWN INIMITABLE FASHION. 426 00:31:22,048 --> 00:31:23,549 NOW WHAT? 427 00:31:23,615 --> 00:31:25,184 WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE? 428 00:31:25,251 --> 00:31:28,420 DOWN HERE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE? 429 00:31:28,487 --> 00:31:30,356 DOWN HERE. 430 00:31:30,422 --> 00:31:35,361 LISTEN, BUD, IF YOU WASN'T ME, I'D SMACK YOU RIGHT IN THE PUSS. 431 00:31:35,427 --> 00:31:37,229 DON'T LET THAT BOTHER YOU, JACK! 432 00:31:37,296 --> 00:31:40,532 OK, BUDDY, YOU ASKED FOR IT! 433 00:31:43,435 --> 00:31:47,539 OH, BROTHER! I'M A BUZZBOY! 434 00:31:53,946 --> 00:31:55,547 [CRASH] 435 00:31:57,083 --> 00:31:59,685 UH-OH. TIME TO HIT THE OLD SILK. 436 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:04,923 GERONIMO! 437 00:32:10,963 --> 00:32:12,831 [THUD] 438 00:32:12,898 --> 00:32:15,567 [BABBLING INCOHERENTLY] 439 00:32:23,309 --> 00:32:25,111 ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! 440 00:32:25,177 --> 00:32:28,914 THIS IS THE FINAL, THE VERY, VERY LAST STRAW! 441 00:32:28,981 --> 00:32:32,118 WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS--THIS... 442 00:32:32,184 --> 00:32:37,023 I DEMAND THAT YOU SHOW YOURSELF! WHO ARE YOU? HUH? 443 00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:43,729 HEH HEH HEH! AIN'T I A STINKER? 444 00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:48,067 NOW, ONE OF THE PROBLEMS I ALWAYS HAD WITH AMINATORS-- ANIMATORS-- 445 00:32:48,134 --> 00:32:52,171 IS THAT THEY CAN'T EVER SEEM TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A RABBIT AND A MOLE. 446 00:32:52,238 --> 00:32:57,509 VERY HUMILIATING HAVING TO BURROW YOUR WAY WHEREVER YOU WANT TO GO, 447 00:32:57,576 --> 00:33:01,880 AND SOMEHOW, I ALWAYS FORGOT TO TAKE THAT LEFT TURN AT ALBUQUERQUE. 448 00:33:01,947 --> 00:33:04,450 [HOOFBEATS] 449 00:33:04,516 --> 00:33:06,452 [CROWD CHEERING] 450 00:33:06,518 --> 00:33:09,121 [BELLOWING] 451 00:33:38,984 --> 00:33:41,153 [CROWD BOOING] 452 00:33:49,628 --> 00:33:52,931 WELL, HERE I AM! 453 00:33:52,998 --> 00:33:55,901 HEY, JUST A COTTON-PICKING MINUTE. 454 00:33:55,967 --> 00:33:59,671 THIS DON'T LOOK LIKE THE KOACELLA VALLEY TO ME. 455 00:34:01,573 --> 00:34:06,878 HMM. I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THAT LEFT TURN AT ALBUQUERQUE. 456 00:34:06,945 --> 00:34:11,016 OH, WELL. I'LL JUST ASK THIS GENT IN THE FANCY KNICKERBOCKERS. 457 00:34:11,083 --> 00:34:14,886 EH, I BEG YOUR PAR-- 458 00:34:14,953 --> 00:34:18,724 EH, PARDON ME, SIR, BUT COULD YOU DIRECT ME TO THE SHORTEST ROUTE 459 00:34:18,790 --> 00:34:23,295 TO THE KOACELLA VALLEY AND THE BIG CARROT FESTIVAL...THEREIN? 460 00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:28,066 AH...WHAT'S UP, DOC? 461 00:34:28,134 --> 00:34:30,969 [BREATHING LIKE A STEAM LOCOMOTIVE] 462 00:34:31,036 --> 00:34:35,441 STOP STEAMING UP MY TAIL! 463 00:34:35,507 --> 00:34:37,676 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, WRINKLE IT? 464 00:34:37,743 --> 00:34:39,278 LET'S SEE, NOW. 465 00:34:39,345 --> 00:34:41,046 KOACELLA VALLEY. 466 00:34:41,113 --> 00:34:42,681 HMM. 467 00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:51,690 THEN TO LAS VEGAS, SAN BERNADINO-- 468 00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:55,327 OF COURSE YOU REALIZE THIS MEANS WAR. 469 00:34:56,628 --> 00:34:58,197 [THUD] 470 00:34:59,765 --> 00:35:01,733 [CROWD CHEERING] 471 00:35:22,654 --> 00:35:24,590 [CLANG] 472 00:35:24,656 --> 00:35:27,159 [CROWD ROARS] 473 00:35:31,697 --> 00:35:32,864 [SNIFFS] 474 00:35:32,931 --> 00:35:35,534 AHH...ME PUBLIC. 475 00:36:04,563 --> 00:36:07,433 HEH HEH! WHAT A GULLI-BULL. [GULLIBLE] 476 00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:11,237 HEH HEH! WHAT A NIM-COW-POOP. [NINCOMPOOP] 477 00:36:16,308 --> 00:36:19,311 EH, PARDON ME, MACK. 478 00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:31,557 [CROWD CHEERS] 479 00:36:31,623 --> 00:36:33,292 [CRASH] 480 00:37:03,088 --> 00:37:04,356 [BELLOWS] 481 00:37:08,093 --> 00:37:09,861 [HONK HONK] 482 00:37:12,631 --> 00:37:15,767 OK, TORO, WHENEVER YOU CAN SPARE THE TIME. 483 00:37:15,834 --> 00:37:17,202 [HOOFBEATS] 484 00:37:17,269 --> 00:37:19,371 BOOBY TRAP. 485 00:37:24,276 --> 00:37:25,877 [GUNSHOT] 486 00:37:30,782 --> 00:37:32,384 [GUNSHOT] 487 00:37:35,654 --> 00:37:36,722 UH-OH. 488 00:37:36,788 --> 00:37:39,391 [GUNSHOTS] 489 00:37:46,698 --> 00:37:48,900 [CLICKING] 490 00:37:56,308 --> 00:37:58,477 [GULPS] 491 00:38:03,815 --> 00:38:06,452 HEH HEH HEH! WHAT AN IM-BECILE. 492 00:38:06,518 --> 00:38:08,019 WHAT AN ULTRA-MAROON. 493 00:38:08,086 --> 00:38:10,722 HEH HEH HEH! UH-OH! 494 00:38:24,370 --> 00:38:26,572 [SKIDDING] 495 00:38:32,344 --> 00:38:35,814 [SAWING AND HAMMERING] 496 00:38:35,881 --> 00:38:39,618 [BULL BELLOWS] 497 00:38:40,886 --> 00:38:43,088 [CROWD CHEERS] 498 00:39:22,394 --> 00:39:24,996 [CROWD CHEERS] 499 00:39:29,067 --> 00:39:31,903 TRAVELING ALONE CAN BE BORING. 500 00:39:31,970 --> 00:39:36,341 PERSONALLY, I PREFER TO TRAVEL WITH SOME FOXY LITTLE RABBIT CHICK, 501 00:39:36,408 --> 00:39:38,410 LIKE SOPHIA HERE. 502 00:39:38,477 --> 00:39:44,983 BUT--AHH-- 503 00:39:45,050 --> 00:39:50,889 UNSELFISH, PUSHY, SELF-SERVING, CONCEITED, SELF-MADE FAVORITE 504 00:39:50,956 --> 00:39:55,393 OF EVERYONE INCLUDING HIMSELF-- DAFFY DUCK. 505 00:39:55,461 --> 00:39:58,430 [HUMS CHARGE] 506 00:40:03,168 --> 00:40:05,637 CLOSE SESAME. 507 00:40:09,374 --> 00:40:12,143 GUARD WELL THIS TREASURE, O HASAAN, 508 00:40:12,210 --> 00:40:16,247 OR THE JACKAL SHALL GROW FAT ON THY CARCASS. 509 00:40:16,314 --> 00:40:19,685 NO ONE SHALL PASS HASAAN. 510 00:40:24,055 --> 00:40:26,558 [BUZZING] 511 00:40:31,162 --> 00:40:32,964 [CLANG] 512 00:40:33,031 --> 00:40:34,165 Bugs: OUCH! 513 00:40:37,469 --> 00:40:40,105 OPEN, UH... 514 00:40:40,171 --> 00:40:42,040 OPEN... 515 00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:48,079 DUH, OPEN, UH, SARSAPARILLA? 516 00:40:48,146 --> 00:40:50,982 UH, OPEN SASKATCHEWAN? 517 00:40:51,049 --> 00:40:52,984 [BUZZING] 518 00:40:53,051 --> 00:40:57,689 WELL, HERE WE ARE-- PISMO BEACH AND ALL THE CLAMS WE CAN EAT! 519 00:40:59,591 --> 00:41:04,095 WHAT A WAY FOR A DUCK TO TRAVEL-- UNDERGROUND. 520 00:41:04,162 --> 00:41:05,864 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. 521 00:41:05,931 --> 00:41:08,967 SINCE WHEN IS PISMO BEACH INSIDE A CAVE? 522 00:41:09,034 --> 00:41:14,072 I WONDER... 523 00:41:14,139 --> 00:41:17,108 UH, THEN MAYBE A RIGHT TURN AT LA JOLLA. 524 00:41:17,175 --> 00:41:19,077 HMM. AH. 525 00:41:19,144 --> 00:41:21,580 [PURRING] 526 00:41:21,647 --> 00:41:24,082 WELL, WE CAN'T BE TOO FAR OFF, 527 00:41:24,149 --> 00:41:25,250 SO IF WE... 528 00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:26,351 IT'S MINE, YOU UNDERSTAND?! 529 00:41:26,417 --> 00:41:28,219 MINE! ALL MINE! GET BACK IN THERE! 530 00:41:28,286 --> 00:41:31,089 DOWN! DOWN! DOWN! GO! GO! GO! MINE! MINE! MINE! 531 00:41:31,156 --> 00:41:32,658 [LAUGHING MANIACALLY] 532 00:41:38,564 --> 00:41:42,768 AH...WHAT'S UP, DUCK? 533 00:41:50,075 --> 00:41:53,679 I'M RICH! I'M WEALTHY! YAHOO! 534 00:41:56,214 --> 00:41:59,350 I'M COMFORTABLY WELL-OFF. WOO-HOO! 535 00:41:59,417 --> 00:42:02,053 UH, OPEN SEPTUAGENARIAN? 536 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:04,756 UH, OPEN SADDLE SOAP? 537 00:42:04,823 --> 00:42:07,058 UH, OPEN SESAME? 538 00:42:13,498 --> 00:42:15,133 * I'M IN THE MONEY * 539 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:16,201 * LA TA, THE MONEY 540 00:42:16,267 --> 00:42:17,636 AH, REDCAP. 541 00:42:17,703 --> 00:42:20,438 UH, CALL ME A CAB, BOY, AND BE QUICK ABOUT IT. 542 00:42:20,505 --> 00:42:22,073 I'M A HEAVY TIPPER. 543 00:42:24,610 --> 00:42:26,077 [CLANK] 544 00:42:34,185 --> 00:42:35,887 AH HA HA HA! 545 00:42:38,824 --> 00:42:40,158 AAH! 546 00:42:42,193 --> 00:42:45,163 QUICK, QUICK! SAVE ME, PAL, AND IT'S YOURS! 547 00:42:45,230 --> 00:42:47,432 GORGEOUS, ISN'T IT? DON'T BE AFRAID. 548 00:42:47,498 --> 00:42:49,935 HAVE IT APPRAISED ANYPLACE. 549 00:42:55,540 --> 00:42:57,042 PROUD PUNK. 550 00:42:57,108 --> 00:43:00,378 HASAAN CHOP! 551 00:43:00,445 --> 00:43:05,116 YEAH? WELL, CHOP THE RABBIT. HE BROUGHT US HERE. 552 00:43:05,183 --> 00:43:09,287 ME GENIE, THE LIGHT-BROWN HARE. 553 00:43:09,354 --> 00:43:12,423 O MIGHTY GENIE. 554 00:43:12,490 --> 00:43:17,629 RELEASE ME, AND I SHALL GRANT THEE A RICH REWARD. 555 00:43:17,696 --> 00:43:19,931 HE'S LYING! CHOP HIM! CHOP HIM! 556 00:43:19,998 --> 00:43:24,102 HASAAN RELEASE YOU, O MASTER! 557 00:43:24,169 --> 00:43:25,771 [CORK POPS] 558 00:43:29,174 --> 00:43:30,942 THANK YOU, HASAAN. 559 00:43:31,009 --> 00:43:33,611 NOW, WOULDS'T THOU LIKE TO HAVE 560 00:43:33,679 --> 00:43:36,314 ALL THIS TREASURE FOR THY VERY OWN? 561 00:43:36,381 --> 00:43:42,053 OH, YES, MASTER. HASAAN LIKE... HASAAN LIKE! 562 00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:44,656 VERY WELL. 563 00:43:54,465 --> 00:43:56,034 IGGITY AGGITY OOH AH-AH! 564 00:43:56,101 --> 00:43:57,568 ZIGGITY ZAGGITY ZOO AH-AH! 565 00:43:57,635 --> 00:43:58,804 AH-AH OOH-OOH EH-EH ACK! 566 00:43:58,870 --> 00:44:00,305 FLIPPITY FLAPITY FLOOP! 567 00:44:00,371 --> 00:44:02,674 IT'S YOURS. 568 00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:14,986 IGGITY AGGITY OOP! 569 00:44:16,521 --> 00:44:18,690 OH-OH SQUEAK. AH-AH... 570 00:44:20,391 --> 00:44:25,396 I DON'T KNOW. 571 00:44:25,463 --> 00:44:27,132 Daffy: HELP! HELP! 572 00:44:27,198 --> 00:44:31,236 HELP, SAVE ME, PAL! SAVE ME! HELP! 573 00:44:31,302 --> 00:44:33,638 HASAAN CHOP! 574 00:44:33,705 --> 00:44:35,273 Daffy: HELP! [SOBBING] 575 00:44:35,340 --> 00:44:38,443 OK, DAFF, BACK HERE. 576 00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:40,111 WHAT'S WITH YOU ANYWAY? 577 00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:42,748 Daffy: I CAN'T HELP IT. I'M A GREEDY SLOB. 578 00:44:42,814 --> 00:44:45,250 IT'S MY HOBBY. SAVE ME! 579 00:44:45,316 --> 00:44:47,652 Hasaan: HASAAN CHOP! 580 00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:50,421 HIM GO THAT-AWAY. 581 00:44:57,729 --> 00:44:58,930 Daffy: IS HE GONE? 582 00:44:58,997 --> 00:45:00,531 YEAH. I GOT RID OF HIM. 583 00:45:00,598 --> 00:45:02,167 OH, BOY! I'M RICH! 584 00:45:02,233 --> 00:45:04,502 I'M WEALTHY! I'M INDEPENDENT! 585 00:45:04,569 --> 00:45:06,204 I'M SOCIALLY SECURE! 586 00:45:06,271 --> 00:45:09,808 I'M RICH! I'M RICH! I'M RICH! 587 00:45:11,109 --> 00:45:13,912 THERE. I THINK THAT'S THE LAST OF IT. 588 00:45:15,146 --> 00:45:17,715 JUST A QUICK CHECK TO SEE IF I MISSED ANYTHING. 589 00:45:17,783 --> 00:45:19,684 HEY, WHAT'S THIS? HMM. 590 00:45:19,751 --> 00:45:24,622 WELL, POLISHED UP, IT MIGHT BRING ANOTHER QUICK FOUR BITS ON THE OPEN MARKET. 591 00:45:24,689 --> 00:45:27,959 I AM THE GENIE OF THE LAMP, O MASTER. 592 00:45:28,026 --> 00:45:30,228 OH, NO, YOU DON'T! YOU WANT MY TREASURE! 593 00:45:30,295 --> 00:45:31,729 WELL, IT'S MINE, UNDERSTAND?! 594 00:45:31,797 --> 00:45:35,166 ALL MINE! DOWN! DOWN! GO! GO! MINE! 595 00:45:35,233 --> 00:45:36,434 [EXPLOSION] 596 00:45:36,501 --> 00:45:40,772 DUCK, YOU HAVE DESECRATED THE SPIRIT OF THE LAMP. 597 00:45:40,839 --> 00:45:44,609 YIPE! 598 00:45:44,675 --> 00:45:46,144 CONSEQUENCES, SCHMONSEQUENCES. 599 00:45:46,211 --> 00:45:47,846 AS LONG AS I'M RICH. 600 00:45:56,521 --> 00:45:59,958 I WONDER HOW THAT CRAZY DUCK EVER MADE OUT WITH THAT GENIE? 601 00:46:00,025 --> 00:46:03,128 HEY, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? A PEARL! 602 00:46:03,194 --> 00:46:05,696 IT'S MINE, YOU UNDERSTAND?! MINE! MINE! ALL MINE! 603 00:46:05,763 --> 00:46:07,132 GO! GO! GO! MINE, DO YOU HEAR ME?! 604 00:46:07,198 --> 00:46:08,533 OUT! OUT! OUT! MINE! MINE! MINE! 605 00:46:08,599 --> 00:46:11,870 OH, BROTHER! CLOSE SESAME. 606 00:46:11,937 --> 00:46:14,105 I'M RICH. I'M A HAPPY MISER. 607 00:46:18,409 --> 00:46:22,914 I SOMETIMES GET THE FEELING THAT THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF THE WORLD 608 00:46:22,981 --> 00:46:29,487 IS MADE UP OF PEOPLE WHO WANT TO SHOOT, FRY, DICE, OR PARBOIL RABBITS AND/OR DUCKS. 609 00:46:29,554 --> 00:46:34,860 FOR INSTANCE, OLD ELMER FUDD, WHO, LIKE SO MANY OTHER BRAVE SPORTSMEN, 610 00:46:34,926 --> 00:46:39,898 NEVER SEEMS REALLY HAPPY UNLESS HE'S PROTECTING INNOCENT CITIZENS 611 00:46:39,965 --> 00:46:42,400 BY SHOOTING DANGEROUS FOREST ANIMALS, 612 00:46:42,467 --> 00:46:45,136 LIKE RABBITS AND DUCKS. 613 00:46:45,203 --> 00:46:50,275 SHH. BE VERY, VERY QUIET. I'M HUNTING WABBITS. 614 00:46:50,341 --> 00:46:51,877 HA HA HA! 615 00:46:56,647 --> 00:46:59,817 OH, BOY! WABBIT TWACKS! 616 00:47:07,225 --> 00:47:09,928 OH, BUGSY. BUGSY, PAL. 617 00:47:09,995 --> 00:47:13,131 THERE'S A FRIEND HERE TO SEE YA. 618 00:47:13,198 --> 00:47:15,333 SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST. 619 00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:18,569 AND BESIDES, IT'S FUN. HOO HOO! 620 00:47:19,704 --> 00:47:21,272 DID SOMEONE KNOCK? 621 00:47:21,339 --> 00:47:22,573 [GUNSHOT] 622 00:47:24,775 --> 00:47:27,946 AH...WHAT'S UP, DOC? 623 00:47:28,013 --> 00:47:31,349 NOW I GOT YOU, YOU...YOU...WABBIT! 624 00:47:31,416 --> 00:47:33,018 HA HA HA! 625 00:47:41,559 --> 00:47:46,497 SAY, DOC, ARE YOU TRYING TO GET YOURSELF IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW? 626 00:47:46,564 --> 00:47:48,599 THIS AIN'T RABBIT HUNTING SEASON. 627 00:47:48,666 --> 00:47:50,301 IT'S NOT? 628 00:47:50,368 --> 00:47:52,803 NO. IT'S DUCK HUNTING SEASON. 629 00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:56,507 THAT, SIR, IS AN INMITIGATED FRABRICATION. 630 00:47:56,574 --> 00:47:58,376 IT'S WABBIT SEASON! 631 00:47:58,443 --> 00:47:59,477 DUCK SEASON! 632 00:47:59,544 --> 00:48:01,412 WABBIT SEASON! 633 00:48:01,479 --> 00:48:02,413 DUCK SEASON! 634 00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:03,481 WABBIT SEASON! 635 00:48:03,548 --> 00:48:04,615 DUCK SEASON! 636 00:48:04,682 --> 00:48:05,917 WABBIT SEASON! 637 00:48:05,984 --> 00:48:07,285 WABBIT SEASON! 638 00:48:07,352 --> 00:48:08,353 DUCK SEASON! 639 00:48:08,419 --> 00:48:09,687 WABBIT SEASON! 640 00:48:09,754 --> 00:48:14,892 I SAY IT'S DUCK SEASON, AND I SAY FIRE! 641 00:48:19,764 --> 00:48:20,898 HMM... 642 00:48:20,966 --> 00:48:23,668 LET'S TRY THAT AGAIN. 643 00:48:23,734 --> 00:48:25,036 OK. 644 00:48:25,103 --> 00:48:27,238 I'LL START IT THIS TIME. 645 00:48:27,305 --> 00:48:28,940 RIGHT. 646 00:48:29,007 --> 00:48:30,775 WABBIT SEASON! 647 00:48:30,841 --> 00:48:32,510 DUCK SEASON. 648 00:48:32,577 --> 00:48:34,745 WABBIT SEASON! 649 00:48:34,812 --> 00:48:35,780 WABBIT SEASON! 650 00:48:35,846 --> 00:48:38,616 DUCK SEASON! FIRE! 651 00:48:43,521 --> 00:48:47,458 OK, THIS TIME, YOU START IT. 652 00:48:47,525 --> 00:48:50,395 WHATEVER YOU SAY. 653 00:48:50,461 --> 00:48:51,529 WABBIT. 654 00:48:51,596 --> 00:48:51,997 DUCK! 655 00:48:52,063 --> 00:48:54,032 FIRE! 656 00:48:55,633 --> 00:48:58,469 WHAT'S THE MATTER? EVERYTHING'S UPSIDE-DOWN. 657 00:48:58,536 --> 00:49:02,673 STRANGE. CAN'T MAKE HEADS OR TAILS OF THINGS. 658 00:49:02,740 --> 00:49:04,575 HEY, YOU! COME BACK HERE! 659 00:49:04,642 --> 00:49:06,544 [CLICK CLICK] 660 00:49:06,611 --> 00:49:09,547 WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? NO MORE BULLETS. 661 00:49:09,614 --> 00:49:14,885 NO MORE BULLETS? HEY, LAUGHING BOY, NO MORE BULLETS. 662 00:49:14,952 --> 00:49:17,022 NO MORE BULLETS? 663 00:49:17,088 --> 00:49:19,924 HERE. LET ME SEE THAT THING. 664 00:49:19,991 --> 00:49:24,462 HMM. 665 00:49:24,529 --> 00:49:28,733 "ONE BULLET WEFT?" HEY, LAUGHING BOY, THERE WAS-- 666 00:49:28,799 --> 00:49:32,337 I KNOW! I KNOW! 667 00:49:37,442 --> 00:49:38,276 HMM. 668 00:49:38,343 --> 00:49:42,513 DEVILISHLY CLEVER. UH-OH. 669 00:49:46,217 --> 00:49:50,021 AH, WHAT'S UP, DOC? 670 00:49:50,088 --> 00:49:51,389 HAVING ANY LUCK WITH THOSE DUCKS? 671 00:49:51,456 --> 00:49:53,491 IT'S DUCK SEASON, YOU KNOW? 672 00:49:53,558 --> 00:49:58,263 JUST A DARN MINUTE. WHERE DO YOU GET THAT DUCK SEASON STUFF? 673 00:49:58,329 --> 00:49:59,964 SAYS SO RIGHT OVER THERE ON THAT SIGN. 674 00:50:00,031 --> 00:50:02,167 YOU'RE SO SMART. 675 00:50:03,668 --> 00:50:08,039 YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT GUN, DOC. 676 00:50:15,646 --> 00:50:19,016 YOU'RE DESPICABLE. 677 00:50:19,084 --> 00:50:23,188 YES, YOU'RE DESPICABLE AND-- AND PICKABLE, 678 00:50:23,254 --> 00:50:26,357 AND YOU'RE VERY DEFINITELY DESPICABLE! 679 00:50:26,424 --> 00:50:29,694 HOW A PERSON CAN GET SO DESPICABLE IN ONE LIFETIME 680 00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:31,462 IS BEYOND ME. 681 00:50:31,529 --> 00:50:33,698 IT ISN'T AS THOUGH I HAVEN'T MET A LOT OF PEOPLE. 682 00:50:33,764 --> 00:50:35,366 GOODNESS KNOWS IT ISN'T THAT! 683 00:50:35,433 --> 00:50:36,967 IT ISN'T THAT THAT'S THAT. 684 00:50:37,034 --> 00:50:39,036 GOODNESS KNOWS... IT ISN'T... 685 00:50:39,104 --> 00:50:41,139 IT'S... IT'S... 686 00:50:41,206 --> 00:50:43,141 DESPICABLE. 687 00:50:43,208 --> 00:50:46,311 FILET OF DUCK BORDELAISE MAITRE D'BUTTER. 688 00:50:46,377 --> 00:50:48,313 YUM YUM. 689 00:50:48,379 --> 00:50:53,318 DUCK POLONAISE UNDER GLASS. MMM-MM. 690 00:50:53,384 --> 00:50:55,720 RABBIT AU GRATIN DE GELATIN 691 00:50:55,786 --> 00:50:57,155 UNDER TOOLED LEATHER. 692 00:50:57,222 --> 00:50:59,724 OH, DROOL, DROOL. 693 00:50:59,790 --> 00:51:04,495 BARBECUED DUCK MEAT WITH BROILED DUCKBILL MILANESE. 694 00:51:04,562 --> 00:51:06,231 YUMMY YUM! 695 00:51:06,297 --> 00:51:11,436 CHICKEN-FRIED RABBIT WITH COTTONTAIL SAUCE BRAISED IN CARROTS. 696 00:51:11,502 --> 00:51:13,738 MMM-MMM. 697 00:51:13,804 --> 00:51:16,441 I'M SORRY, FELLOWS, BUT I'M A VEGETARIAN. 698 00:51:16,507 --> 00:51:18,476 I JUST HUNT FOR THE SPORT OF IT. 699 00:51:18,543 --> 00:51:23,648 HA HA HA! 700 00:51:23,714 --> 00:51:25,816 ANYONE FOR TENNIS? 701 00:51:27,818 --> 00:51:29,754 NICE GAME. 702 00:51:29,820 --> 00:51:34,625 NOW, YOU SCREWY WABBIT, YOU'RE NEXT. 703 00:51:34,692 --> 00:51:36,427 [GUNSHOTS] 704 00:51:40,498 --> 00:51:43,434 ALL RIGHT, COME OUT OR I'LL BLAST YOU OUT! 705 00:51:45,336 --> 00:51:47,605 FOR SHAME, DOC. 706 00:51:47,672 --> 00:51:50,675 HUNTING RABBITS WITH AN ELEPHANT GUN. 707 00:51:50,741 --> 00:51:52,076 ELEPHANT GUN? 708 00:51:52,143 --> 00:51:56,447 THAT'S RIGHT, DOC. 709 00:51:56,514 --> 00:52:00,551 YOU DO AND I'LL GIVE YOU SUCH A PINCH! 710 00:52:04,289 --> 00:52:08,993 OOH, JUST WAIT TILL I GET THAT SCREWY WABBIT AND THAT SCREWBALL DUCK. 711 00:52:09,059 --> 00:52:10,094 [SNIFFING] 712 00:52:10,161 --> 00:52:12,463 [BARKING] 713 00:52:14,465 --> 00:52:16,066 GRR! 714 00:52:16,133 --> 00:52:17,302 [GUNSHOT] 715 00:52:17,368 --> 00:52:19,504 HEY, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA? 716 00:52:19,570 --> 00:52:22,673 WHY DON'T YOU LOOK WHERE YOU--HUH? 717 00:52:22,740 --> 00:52:26,143 OH, HOW SIMPLY DREADFUL. 718 00:52:27,445 --> 00:52:29,214 YOU POOR LITTLE MAN. 719 00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:31,849 DID I HURT YOU WITH MY NAUGHTY GUN? 720 00:52:31,916 --> 00:52:33,818 AW, SHUCKS. 721 00:52:33,884 --> 00:52:35,520 WELL, I, UH... 722 00:52:35,586 --> 00:52:37,888 HA HA HA! 723 00:52:37,955 --> 00:52:39,657 GRR! 724 00:52:39,724 --> 00:52:41,492 YEOW! 725 00:52:41,559 --> 00:52:44,529 GYPSY, YOU NAUGHTY BOW-WOW. 726 00:52:44,595 --> 00:52:46,197 STOP THAT. 727 00:52:48,499 --> 00:52:51,702 OK, WABBIT, I SEE THROUGH THAT DISGUISE. 728 00:52:51,769 --> 00:52:53,838 SAY YOUR PRAYERS. 729 00:52:53,904 --> 00:52:56,641 YOU, TOO, DUCK. 730 00:52:56,707 --> 00:52:58,209 WABBIT SEASON. 731 00:52:58,276 --> 00:52:59,577 DUCK SEASON. 732 00:52:59,644 --> 00:53:00,611 WABBIT SEASON. 733 00:53:00,678 --> 00:53:01,178 DUCK SEASON. 734 00:53:01,246 --> 00:53:02,547 WABBIT SEASON! 735 00:53:02,613 --> 00:53:04,515 DUCK SEASON! 736 00:53:09,119 --> 00:53:10,321 UH-OH. 737 00:53:11,622 --> 00:53:14,191 [GUNSHOTS] 738 00:53:17,027 --> 00:53:19,930 SHH. BE VERY, VERY QUIET. 739 00:53:19,997 --> 00:53:21,566 WE'RE HUNTING ELMERS. 740 00:53:21,632 --> 00:53:23,234 HA HA HA! 741 00:53:27,938 --> 00:53:32,443 NOW HERE IS A GENTLEMAN WHO KNOWS WHAT CHASING IS ALL ABOUT. 742 00:53:32,510 --> 00:53:37,248 HE LIVES IN FRANCE, WHERE ALL GOOD AMERICANS GO WHEN THEY DIE. 743 00:53:37,315 --> 00:53:38,883 AND IN FRANCE, 744 00:53:38,949 --> 00:53:43,321 THE ONLIEST REASON FOR CHASING ANYBODY IS FOR LOVE. 745 00:53:43,388 --> 00:53:46,257 [SINGING IN FRENCH] 746 00:53:59,970 --> 00:54:01,772 SACRE MAROON! 747 00:54:01,839 --> 00:54:03,408 LE HELP! 748 00:54:03,474 --> 00:54:04,509 ASSISTANCE! 749 00:54:04,575 --> 00:54:06,711 GENDARME! GENDARME! 750 00:54:06,777 --> 00:54:08,579 [SPEAKING FRENCH] 751 00:54:12,683 --> 00:54:15,920 POUF, JOSE. GENDARME CAN LE FIX. 752 00:54:15,986 --> 00:54:19,857 OH, THANK YOU, LE GENDARME. MERCI BEAUCOUP, LE THANKS. 753 00:54:19,924 --> 00:54:22,026 SACRE CERISE! 754 00:54:22,092 --> 00:54:23,528 LE PEW! 755 00:54:23,594 --> 00:54:28,198 [SINGING IN FRENCH] 756 00:54:28,265 --> 00:54:31,369 QUELLE TERRIBLE ODEUR! 757 00:54:35,706 --> 00:54:36,941 [SNIFFS] 758 00:54:37,007 --> 00:54:39,944 [HUMMING] 759 00:54:40,010 --> 00:54:42,313 UN SMELL-E-VOUS FINE. 760 00:54:47,518 --> 00:54:49,320 [SPEAKING FRENCH] 761 00:54:53,858 --> 00:54:56,427 I AM ZE BANKRUPT! 762 00:54:56,494 --> 00:55:00,331 LE MEW. LE PURR. 763 00:55:00,398 --> 00:55:03,401 AH! LE PUSSY FEROCIOUS. 764 00:55:03,468 --> 00:55:05,169 REMOVE ZAT SKUNK-- 765 00:55:05,235 --> 00:55:07,972 ZAT POLECAT FROM ZE PREMISES. 766 00:55:08,038 --> 00:55:09,340 AVEC! 767 00:55:16,947 --> 00:55:19,083 [SNIFFS] 768 00:55:19,149 --> 00:55:20,551 QUE LES? 769 00:55:20,618 --> 00:55:25,055 AH! LE BELLE FEMME SKUNK FATALE. 770 00:55:32,597 --> 00:55:34,699 AH, MY LITTLE DARLING. 771 00:55:34,765 --> 00:55:37,201 IT IS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT, IS IT NOT? 772 00:55:37,267 --> 00:55:38,268 NO? 773 00:55:38,335 --> 00:55:39,937 [KISS] 774 00:55:40,004 --> 00:55:42,573 DO NOT COME WITH ME TO THE KASBAH. 775 00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:47,412 WE SHALL MAKE BEAUTIFUL MUSIC TOGETHER RIGHT HERE. 776 00:55:47,478 --> 00:55:49,680 [SPEAKING FRENCH] 777 00:55:53,083 --> 00:55:55,319 [KISSING] 778 00:55:55,386 --> 00:55:56,421 HUH? 779 00:55:57,488 --> 00:55:59,524 THIS LITTLE LOVE. 780 00:55:59,590 --> 00:56:03,528 NOW SHE IS SEEKING FOR US A TRYSTING PLACE. 781 00:56:03,594 --> 00:56:05,663 TOUCHING, IS IT NOT? 782 00:56:05,730 --> 00:56:07,965 COME, MY LITTLE PEANUT OF BRITTLE. 783 00:56:08,032 --> 00:56:09,634 I WILL HELP YOU. 784 00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:12,703 WAIT FOR ME. WAIT. 785 00:56:12,770 --> 00:56:14,138 WHERE ARE YOU, PIGEON? 786 00:56:14,204 --> 00:56:16,140 I AM LOOKING FOR YOU. 787 00:56:16,206 --> 00:56:17,642 I AM GOI-- 788 00:56:17,708 --> 00:56:19,410 HUH? 789 00:56:23,113 --> 00:56:25,483 [NO AUDIO] 790 00:57:08,158 --> 00:57:09,760 [GUNSHOT] 791 00:57:14,565 --> 00:57:16,834 I MISSED, FORTUNATELY FOR YOU. 792 00:57:16,901 --> 00:57:20,104 SO NOW, MON CHERIE, WE CAN BEGIN LIFE ANEW. 793 00:57:20,170 --> 00:57:22,473 [KISSING] 794 00:57:24,174 --> 00:57:25,476 C'EST LA GUERRE. 795 00:57:45,696 --> 00:57:48,198 HELLO, BABY. 796 00:57:48,265 --> 00:57:50,701 I AM ZE LOCKSMITH OF LOVE, NO? 797 00:57:52,069 --> 00:57:55,339 COME, DARLING. WE MUST BE GROWN-UP ABOUT THIS THING. 798 00:57:55,405 --> 00:57:57,608 DO NOT TURN AWAY FROM ZE LOVE. 799 00:57:57,675 --> 00:58:00,077 HERE. WHAT IS THIS? 800 00:58:00,144 --> 00:58:02,046 OH, BUT OF COURSE. 801 00:58:02,112 --> 00:58:05,783 THIS LITTLE ONE WISH TO COMMIT SUICIDE TO PROVE HER LOVE FOR ME. 802 00:58:05,850 --> 00:58:08,318 WHAT A SWEET GESTURE. 803 00:58:08,385 --> 00:58:11,121 NEVERTHELESS, I MUST PREVENT IT. 804 00:58:11,188 --> 00:58:12,823 SAVED! 805 00:58:14,224 --> 00:58:15,593 VIVE L'AMOUR! 806 00:58:15,660 --> 00:58:18,629 WE DIE TOGETHER. 807 00:58:23,734 --> 00:58:26,270 I AM NOT DEAD? NO. 808 00:58:26,336 --> 00:58:27,605 [SPUTTERING] 809 00:58:27,672 --> 00:58:30,174 WHAT'S THIS? IS THAT YOU, PIGEON? 810 00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:31,175 IS THAT... 811 00:58:31,241 --> 00:58:32,810 HUH? 812 00:58:32,877 --> 00:58:34,745 OH, PARDON, GRANDMAMA, 813 00:58:34,812 --> 00:58:38,382 BUT HAVE YOU SEEN A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG LADY SKUNK? 814 00:58:38,448 --> 00:58:41,552 WHERE ARE YOU, PIGEON? HMM? 815 00:58:41,619 --> 00:58:44,254 I AM LOOKING SOMEWHERE TO FIND YOU. 816 00:58:44,321 --> 00:58:45,656 YOO-HOO, RABBIT. 817 00:58:45,723 --> 00:58:49,259 WHERE ARE YOU, HMM? 818 00:58:49,326 --> 00:58:52,597 AHA. PERHAPS YOU HAVE RETURNED IN HERE. 819 00:58:52,663 --> 00:58:54,431 ARE YOU HERE, THEN, GOLDEN GIRL? 820 00:58:54,498 --> 00:58:55,700 [DOOR SLAMS] 821 00:58:55,766 --> 00:58:57,702 EH...WHO IS THIS? 822 00:58:57,768 --> 00:58:59,904 OH, IT IS YOU AGAIN. 823 00:58:59,970 --> 00:59:01,405 [AH-CHOO] 824 00:59:01,471 --> 00:59:05,409 EH, WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP YOU? 825 00:59:05,475 --> 00:59:06,711 [AH-CHOO] 826 00:59:06,777 --> 00:59:09,914 EH...WHY DO YOU LOCK ZE... 827 00:59:09,980 --> 00:59:11,949 OH, NO! 828 00:59:12,016 --> 00:59:13,684 CONTROL YOURSELF, MADAME. 829 00:59:13,751 --> 00:59:15,620 YOU CANNOT BE IN EARNEST. 830 00:59:15,686 --> 00:59:18,923 HEH HEH. A JOKE, YES? 831 00:59:18,989 --> 00:59:19,890 NO. 832 00:59:25,462 --> 00:59:29,867 YOU KNOW, IT IS POSSIBLE TO BE TOO ATTRACTIVE. 833 00:59:32,737 --> 00:59:34,639 [PIANO PLAYING] 834 01:00:01,498 --> 01:00:03,934 [PANTING] 835 01:00:04,001 --> 01:00:07,504 THE MINUTE WALTZ PLAYED IN 30 SECONDS. 836 01:00:07,571 --> 01:00:09,907 NEW WORLD RECORD. 837 01:00:12,076 --> 01:00:15,212 THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO JUST DON'T LIKE MUSIC, 838 01:00:15,279 --> 01:00:17,414 AS I FOUND OUT ONE DAY. 839 01:00:17,481 --> 01:00:19,249 * ON A RAINY NIGHT IN RIO 840 01:00:19,316 --> 01:00:23,253 * A-RINK A-DINK A-DINK 841 01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:25,222 * OH, STARRY SKY 842 01:00:25,289 --> 01:00:28,058 * WHERE DO THEY GO WHEN THEY CAN'T GO FOR A WALK? * 843 01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:30,527 * DO THEY STAY HOME AND TALK 844 01:00:30,594 --> 01:00:33,363 * OR DO THEY SIT INSIDE? 845 01:00:33,430 --> 01:00:36,033 [MAN SINGING OPERA] 846 01:00:42,740 --> 01:00:45,042 [BUGS BUNNY'S SINGING OVERLAPPING] 847 01:00:52,783 --> 01:00:55,485 * WHAT DO THEY DO IN MISSISSIPPI * 848 01:00:55,552 --> 01:00:58,588 * WHEN SKIES ARE DRIPPY? 849 01:00:58,655 --> 01:01:00,791 [GROANING] 850 01:01:02,192 --> 01:01:04,661 Bugs: * AND WHAT DO THEY DO IN TIJUANA * 851 01:01:04,729 --> 01:01:06,697 * WHEN THEY WANNA SNUGGLE TIGHT * 852 01:01:06,764 --> 01:01:08,265 * WELL-- 853 01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:25,515 MUSIC HATER. 854 01:01:25,582 --> 01:01:27,084 [CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING] 855 01:01:29,653 --> 01:01:32,422 [SINGING OPERA] 856 01:01:32,489 --> 01:01:34,091 [BUGS SINGING] 857 01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:37,995 * SHE'S A FANCY STEPPER WHEN SHE DANCES * 858 01:01:38,062 --> 01:01:39,764 * GO AND SEE HER AS SHE CAPERS AND PRANCES * 859 01:01:39,830 --> 01:01:41,866 * MY GAL DON'T DO MUCH TALKING * 860 01:01:41,932 --> 01:01:43,433 * DANCES EVEN WHEN SHE'S WALKING * 861 01:01:43,500 --> 01:01:45,402 Opera singer: * ONE AND TWO AND THREE AND FOUR * 862 01:01:45,469 --> 01:01:47,004 * SHE DANCES ALL DAY LONG 863 01:01:47,071 --> 01:01:49,106 Bugs: * OH, MY GAL IS A HIGHBORN STEPPER * 864 01:01:49,173 --> 01:01:50,875 * GINGER WITH SALT AND PEPPER 865 01:01:50,941 --> 01:01:52,743 * SHE'S A FANCY STEPPER WHEN SHE DANCES * 866 01:01:52,810 --> 01:01:54,578 * GO AND SEE HER AS SHE CAPERS AND PRANCES * 867 01:01:54,644 --> 01:01:56,814 AH...WHAT'S UP, DOC? 868 01:02:01,018 --> 01:02:04,154 HMM. ALSO A RABBIT HATER. 869 01:02:04,221 --> 01:02:05,189 OH, WELL. 870 01:02:10,260 --> 01:02:11,829 [TUBA PLAYING] 871 01:02:15,532 --> 01:02:17,167 UH-OH. 872 01:02:25,175 --> 01:02:29,379 OF COURSE YOU KNOW THIS MEANS WAR! 873 01:02:40,757 --> 01:02:42,192 LEOPOLD! 874 01:02:42,259 --> 01:02:44,694 LEOPOLD! 875 01:02:44,761 --> 01:02:47,097 LEOPOLD! 876 01:02:47,164 --> 01:02:48,833 LEOPOLD. 877 01:02:48,899 --> 01:02:51,368 LEOPOLD. 878 01:02:51,435 --> 01:02:53,971 Band: LEOPOLD! 879 01:02:54,038 --> 01:02:55,505 [MUSIC STOPS] 880 01:02:55,572 --> 01:02:57,808 L-L-LEOPOLD! 881 01:03:09,586 --> 01:03:12,222 [MUSIC STARTS] 882 01:03:12,289 --> 01:03:13,824 [MUSIC STOPS] 883 01:03:13,891 --> 01:03:15,860 [MUSIC STARTS] 884 01:03:15,926 --> 01:03:16,894 [MUSIC STOPS] 885 01:03:20,264 --> 01:03:22,967 * AHHHH 886 01:03:24,668 --> 01:03:27,104 * AHHHH 887 01:03:27,171 --> 01:03:30,841 * AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH 888 01:03:33,277 --> 01:03:34,544 * AHHH 889 01:03:34,611 --> 01:03:35,745 * AHHH 890 01:03:35,812 --> 01:03:36,746 * AHHH 891 01:03:36,813 --> 01:03:37,747 * AHHH 892 01:03:37,814 --> 01:03:39,316 * LA 893 01:03:39,383 --> 01:03:40,250 * LA 894 01:03:40,317 --> 01:03:44,688 * LA 895 01:03:44,754 --> 01:03:47,557 [DEEP VOICE] * LA 896 01:03:47,624 --> 01:03:50,060 [RISING VOICE] * AHHH 897 01:03:50,127 --> 01:03:52,229 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 898 01:03:53,763 --> 01:03:55,232 [SILENCE] 899 01:03:56,633 --> 01:03:57,868 [CRACKING KNUCKLES] 900 01:04:01,805 --> 01:04:05,409 * AHHH 901 01:04:30,534 --> 01:04:34,438 * AHHH 902 01:04:48,685 --> 01:04:51,655 [APPLAUSE] 903 01:04:58,562 --> 01:05:02,632 * AHHH 904 01:05:02,699 --> 01:05:04,301 [CRASH] 905 01:05:11,041 --> 01:05:13,443 WELL, YOU EITHER HATE OPERA OR YOU LOVE IT. 906 01:05:13,510 --> 01:05:14,945 I LOVE IT. 907 01:05:15,012 --> 01:05:21,851 I LOVED IT SO MUCH, 908 01:05:21,918 --> 01:05:24,854 NIBALANE--NIBALU-- NIBELUNG-- 909 01:05:24,921 --> 01:05:27,257 AND SQUASHED IT DOWN TO 7 MINUTES. 910 01:05:32,062 --> 01:05:33,497 [THUNDER] 911 01:06:03,093 --> 01:06:06,830 * BE VERY QUIET 912 01:06:06,896 --> 01:06:09,599 * I'M HUNTING WABBITS * 913 01:06:23,647 --> 01:06:25,082 WABBIT TRACKS. 914 01:06:27,917 --> 01:06:29,586 * KILL THE WABBIT 915 01:06:29,653 --> 01:06:30,887 * KILL THE WABBIT 916 01:06:30,954 --> 01:06:32,756 * KILL THE WABBIT 917 01:06:34,524 --> 01:06:37,661 KILL THE WABBIT? 918 01:06:37,727 --> 01:06:38,928 * YOHOTO 919 01:06:38,995 --> 01:06:40,530 * YOHOTO 920 01:06:40,597 --> 01:06:41,765 * YOHOTO 921 01:06:41,831 --> 01:06:43,667 * YOHO-- 922 01:06:43,733 --> 01:06:48,272 * OH, MIGHTY WARRIOR OF GREAT FIGHTING STOCK * 923 01:06:48,338 --> 01:06:51,308 * MIGHT I INQUIRE TO ASK * 924 01:06:51,375 --> 01:06:52,709 AH... 925 01:06:52,776 --> 01:06:55,179 * WHAT'S UP, DOC? * 926 01:06:55,245 --> 01:06:58,615 * I'M GOING TO KILL THE WABBIT * 927 01:06:58,682 --> 01:07:03,420 * OH, MIGHTY HUNTER, 'TWILL BE QUITE A TASK * 928 01:07:03,487 --> 01:07:10,194 * HOW WILL YOU DO IT, MIGHT I INQUIRE TO ASK? * 929 01:07:10,260 --> 01:07:13,029 * I WILL DO IT WITH MY SPEAR AND MAGIC HELMET * 930 01:07:13,097 --> 01:07:14,931 * YOUR SPEAR AND MAGIC HELMET? * 931 01:07:14,998 --> 01:07:16,032 * SPEAR AND MAGIC HELMET * 932 01:07:16,100 --> 01:07:17,033 * MAGIC HELMET? 933 01:07:17,101 --> 01:07:18,535 * MAGIC HELMET 934 01:07:18,602 --> 01:07:21,037 MAGIC HELMET. 935 01:07:21,105 --> 01:07:24,208 * YES, MAGIC HELMET 936 01:07:24,274 --> 01:07:29,546 * AND I'LL GIVE YOU A SAMPLE * 937 01:07:29,613 --> 01:07:32,482 [FANFARE] 938 01:07:32,549 --> 01:07:35,085 [BOOM] 939 01:07:40,023 --> 01:07:41,891 BYE. 940 01:07:41,958 --> 01:07:44,528 THAT WAS THE RABBIT. 941 01:08:14,958 --> 01:08:18,027 * OH, BRUNNHILDE 942 01:08:18,094 --> 01:08:21,030 * YOU'RE SO LOVELY * 943 01:08:21,097 --> 01:08:23,500 * YES, I KNOW IT 944 01:08:23,567 --> 01:08:26,336 * I CAN'T HELP IT * 945 01:08:26,403 --> 01:08:29,206 * OH, BRUNNHILDE 946 01:08:29,273 --> 01:08:31,441 * BE MY LOVE 947 01:09:26,430 --> 01:09:31,335 * RETURN, MY LOVE 948 01:09:31,401 --> 01:09:36,506 * A LONGING BURNS DEEP INSIDE ME * 949 01:09:36,573 --> 01:09:41,678 * RETURN, MY LOVE 950 01:09:41,745 --> 01:09:46,950 * I WANT YOU ALWAYS BESIDE ME * 951 01:09:47,016 --> 01:09:52,556 * LOVE LIKE OURS MUST BE * 952 01:09:52,622 --> 01:09:58,695 * ME FOR YOU AND FOR ME * 953 01:09:58,762 --> 01:10:01,865 * RETURN 954 01:10:01,931 --> 01:10:06,069 * WON'T YOU RETURN, MY LOVE? * 955 01:10:06,135 --> 01:10:13,243 * FOR MY LOVE IS YOURS 956 01:10:26,323 --> 01:10:28,492 I'LL KILL THE WABBIT! 957 01:10:29,793 --> 01:10:31,661 ARISE, STORM! 958 01:10:32,862 --> 01:10:34,731 NORTH WINDS BLOW! 959 01:10:34,798 --> 01:10:36,032 SOUTH WINDS BLOW! 960 01:10:36,099 --> 01:10:37,033 TYPHOONS! 961 01:10:37,100 --> 01:10:38,134 HURRICANES! 962 01:10:38,201 --> 01:10:39,703 EARTHQUAKES! 963 01:10:39,769 --> 01:10:41,538 SMOG! 964 01:10:46,476 --> 01:10:49,245 WHITE LIGHTNING, STRIKE THE WABBIT! 965 01:11:11,100 --> 01:11:15,038 WHAT HAVE I DONE? 966 01:11:15,104 --> 01:11:18,942 I'VE KILLED THE WABBIT. 967 01:11:19,008 --> 01:11:22,379 * POOR LITTLE BUNNY 968 01:11:22,446 --> 01:11:25,048 * POOR LITTLE WABBIT 969 01:11:38,462 --> 01:11:42,532 WELL, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT IN AN OPERA, A HAPPY ENDING? 970 01:11:45,369 --> 01:11:48,004 I WILL SAY THIS FOR ELMER. 971 01:11:48,071 --> 01:11:50,640 HE REALLY DOESN'T WANT US FOR FOOD. 972 01:11:50,707 --> 01:11:53,309 HE JUST DOES IT 'CAUSE HE'S A SPORTSMAN. 973 01:11:53,377 --> 01:11:57,747 THAT'S DIFFERENT THAN SOME PEOPLE WHO GO HUNTING 'CAUSE THEY'RE REALLY HUNGRY, 974 01:11:57,814 --> 01:12:01,785 LIKE A COYOTE, FOR INSTANCE, WHO WILL EAT ANYTHING, 975 01:12:01,851 --> 01:12:03,987 INCLUDING ME. 976 01:12:14,398 --> 01:12:16,833 [HUMMING] 977 01:12:16,900 --> 01:12:19,002 [KNOCK KNOCK] 978 01:12:24,007 --> 01:12:27,343 AH...WHAT'S UP, DOC? 979 01:12:27,411 --> 01:12:29,345 ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. 980 01:12:29,413 --> 01:12:32,882 MY NAME IS WILE E. COYOTE-- GENIUS. 981 01:12:32,949 --> 01:12:36,285 I'M NOT SELLING ANYTHING NOR AM I WORKING MY WAY THROUGH COLLEGE. 982 01:12:36,352 --> 01:12:37,353 I-- 983 01:12:37,421 --> 01:12:38,888 SO LET'S GET DOWN TO CASES. 984 01:12:38,955 --> 01:12:42,392 YOU ARE A RABBIT, AND I AM GOING TO EAT YOU FOR SUPPER. 985 01:12:42,459 --> 01:12:44,260 NOW DON'T TRY TO GET AWAY. 986 01:12:44,327 --> 01:12:48,598 I AM MORE MUSCULAR, MORE CUNNING, FASTER, AND LARGER THAN YOU ARE, 987 01:12:48,665 --> 01:12:51,401 AND...I'M A GENIUS, 988 01:12:51,468 --> 01:12:55,972 WHILE YOU COULD HARDLY PASS THE ENTRANCE EXAMINATIONS TO KINDERGARTEN. 989 01:12:56,039 --> 01:13:01,144 SO I'LL GIVE YOU THE CUSTOMARY TWO MINUTES TO SAY YOUR PRAYERS. 990 01:13:01,210 --> 01:13:03,680 I'M SORRY, MACK. THE LADY OF THE HOUSE AIN'T HOME, 991 01:13:03,747 --> 01:13:06,950 AND BESIDES, WE MAILED YOU PEOPLE A CHECK LAST WEEK. 992 01:13:08,952 --> 01:13:11,555 [HUMMING] 993 01:13:13,557 --> 01:13:16,960 WHY DO THEY ALWAYS WANT TO DO IT THE HARD WAY? 994 01:13:26,102 --> 01:13:29,138 WILE E., YOU GENIUS! 995 01:13:29,205 --> 01:13:31,441 YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN! 996 01:13:33,577 --> 01:13:35,579 [HUMMING] 997 01:14:11,915 --> 01:14:13,883 AH... 998 01:14:13,950 --> 01:14:15,384 WHAT'S COOKIN', DOC? 999 01:14:15,451 --> 01:14:16,953 RABBIT STEW. 1000 01:14:17,020 --> 01:14:19,155 HA HA HA! 1001 01:14:19,222 --> 01:14:22,158 EGAD! I'M SUCH A GENIUS! 1002 01:14:22,225 --> 01:14:25,028 MMM! SMELLS MIGHTY GOOD! 1003 01:14:25,094 --> 01:14:28,632 BUT, UH, THERE'S ONLY ONE LITTLE THING WRONG WITH IT. 1004 01:14:28,698 --> 01:14:30,466 THERE IS? WHAT? 1005 01:14:30,534 --> 01:14:32,235 NO RABBIT. 1006 01:14:37,674 --> 01:14:41,177 * I'M LOOKING OVER A THREE-LEAF CLOVER * 1007 01:14:41,244 --> 01:14:44,480 * THAT I OVERLOOKED BE THREE 1008 01:14:48,585 --> 01:14:51,655 WELL, BACK TO THE OLD DRAWING BOARD. 1009 01:14:59,929 --> 01:15:02,465 GENIUS! THAT'S WHAT IT IS! 1010 01:15:02,532 --> 01:15:04,267 SHEER GENIUS! 1011 01:15:13,710 --> 01:15:15,111 HA HA HA! 1012 01:15:15,178 --> 01:15:17,881 HA HA HA! 1013 01:15:22,586 --> 01:15:25,655 WILE E. COYOTE-- SUPER GENIUS. 1014 01:15:25,722 --> 01:15:27,456 [TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS] 1015 01:15:27,523 --> 01:15:29,693 I LIKE THE WAY THAT ROLLS OUT. 1016 01:15:29,759 --> 01:15:32,295 WILE E. COYOTE-- 1017 01:15:32,361 --> 01:15:34,831 SUPER GENIUS. 1018 01:15:34,898 --> 01:15:36,966 [TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS] 1019 01:15:44,407 --> 01:15:46,542 WILE E. COYOTE-- 1020 01:15:46,610 --> 01:15:48,778 SUPER GENIUS. 1021 01:15:51,114 --> 01:15:52,916 [KNOCK KNOCK] 1022 01:15:56,552 --> 01:15:58,722 ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. 1023 01:15:58,788 --> 01:16:01,891 MY NAME IS MUD. 1024 01:16:01,958 --> 01:16:05,962 AND REMEMBER, MUD SPELLED BACKWARDS IS DUM. 1025 01:16:07,731 --> 01:16:11,334 WELL, UH, EVEN A GENIUS GETS THE MESSAGE AFTER A WHILE 1026 01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:17,473 AND REALIZES THAT EATING RABBIT COOKED OR RAW ISN'T SUCH A SMART IDEA. 1027 01:16:17,540 --> 01:16:19,208 RAW RABBIT? 1028 01:16:19,275 --> 01:16:21,978 WHAT A REVOLTING IDEA. 1029 01:16:22,045 --> 01:16:27,216 SO OLD WILE E. DECIDED THAT HE'D BETTER PURSUE SOMETHING MORE HIS SIZE. 1030 01:16:27,283 --> 01:16:28,317 FOR INSTANCE... 1031 01:16:28,384 --> 01:16:32,756 BEEP BEEP! BEEP BEEP! 1032 01:16:35,024 --> 01:16:38,695 BEEP BEEP! 1033 01:16:40,730 --> 01:16:44,768 BEEP BEEP! 1034 01:16:52,108 --> 01:16:55,712 BEEP BEEP! 1035 01:17:15,031 --> 01:17:16,632 [CRASH] 1036 01:17:16,700 --> 01:17:20,236 BEEP BEEP! 1037 01:17:31,180 --> 01:17:33,850 BEEP BEEP! 1038 01:17:34,383 --> 01:17:38,021 BEEP BEEP! 1039 01:17:44,293 --> 01:17:48,164 BEEP BEEP! 1040 01:19:11,480 --> 01:19:14,851 [CRASH] 1041 01:19:21,690 --> 01:19:25,494 Road-Runner: BEEP BEEP! 1042 01:19:35,738 --> 01:19:37,473 BEEP BEEP! 1043 01:19:38,241 --> 01:19:42,111 BEEP BEEP! 1044 01:19:50,286 --> 01:19:53,957 [CRASH] 1045 01:19:57,626 --> 01:20:01,464 BEEP BEEP! 1046 01:20:27,023 --> 01:20:29,625 BEEP BEEP! 1047 01:20:29,692 --> 01:20:33,496 [BOOM] 1048 01:20:59,455 --> 01:21:00,789 BEEP BEEP! 1049 01:21:00,856 --> 01:21:04,360 BEEP BEEP! 1050 01:21:04,427 --> 01:21:05,361 BEEP BEEP! 1051 01:21:36,993 --> 01:21:40,463 BEEP BEEP! 1052 01:21:40,529 --> 01:21:41,497 BEEP BEEP! 1053 01:22:33,382 --> 01:22:43,059 BEEP BEEP! 1054 01:22:43,126 --> 01:22:46,662 BEEP BEEP! 1055 01:22:46,729 --> 01:23:03,879 BEEP BEEP! 1056 01:23:03,946 --> 01:23:12,121 BEEP BEEP! 1057 01:23:12,188 --> 01:23:13,722 BEEP BEEP! 1058 01:23:22,731 --> 01:24:28,030 BEEP BEEP! 1059 01:24:28,097 --> 01:24:30,633 BEEP! 1060 01:24:30,699 --> 01:24:31,767 BEEP BEEP! 1061 01:24:45,181 --> 01:24:46,182 BEEP BEEP! 1062 01:25:12,040 --> 01:25:13,442 BEEP BEEP! 1063 01:25:20,549 --> 01:25:21,617 BEEP BEEP! 1064 01:25:56,319 --> 01:25:57,420 BEEP BEEP! 1065 01:26:08,797 --> 01:26:10,165 BEEP BEEP! 1066 01:26:34,022 --> 01:26:37,593 BEEP BEEP! 1067 01:26:37,660 --> 01:26:38,561 BEEP BEEP! 1068 01:26:47,970 --> 01:26:49,538 BEEP BEEP! 1069 01:27:29,712 --> 01:27:30,813 BEEP BEEP! 1070 01:28:07,716 --> 01:28:08,517 BEEP BEEP! 1071 01:28:18,927 --> 01:28:19,862 BEEP BEEP! 1072 01:29:41,009 --> 01:29:41,977 BEEP BEEP! 1073 01:30:01,530 --> 01:30:04,099 BEEP BEEP! 1074 01:30:18,013 --> 01:30:18,814 BEEP BEEP! 1075 01:30:27,523 --> 01:30:28,757 [GULP] 1076 01:30:34,463 --> 01:30:35,498 BEEP BEEP! 1077 01:30:53,916 --> 01:30:57,185 [CRASH] 1078 01:30:57,252 --> 01:30:58,487 BEEP BEEP! 1079 01:31:05,828 --> 01:31:07,630 [GULP] 1080 01:31:12,367 --> 01:31:18,106 [SNICKERING] 1081 01:31:18,173 --> 01:32:12,494 BEEP BEEP! 1082 01:32:12,561 --> 01:32:40,555 [PANTING] 1083 01:32:40,623 --> 01:32:41,924 [WHISTLING SOUND] 1084 01:32:41,990 --> 01:32:46,561 [BOOM] 1085 01:32:46,629 --> 01:32:54,269 BEEP BEEP! 1086 01:32:54,336 --> 01:34:47,582 BEEP BEEP! 1087 01:34:47,649 --> 01:34:52,220 [HAMMERING] 1088 01:34:52,287 --> 01:34:53,488 BEEP BEEP! 1089 01:34:53,555 --> 01:35:29,057 BEEP BEEP! 1090 01:35:29,124 --> 01:35:31,559 HOW'S THAT FOR A BIG PRODUCTION? 1091 01:35:31,626 --> 01:35:35,831 I'LL BET EVEN OLD CECIL B. DE MILLE WOULD BE JEALOUS OF THAT ONE. 1092 01:35:35,898 --> 01:35:38,666 WELL, I'M SURE OLD NEANDERTHAL PERSON 1093 01:35:38,733 --> 01:35:40,869 NEVER ENVISAGED ANYTHING LIKE THAT 1094 01:35:40,936 --> 01:35:43,806 WHEN HE STARTED THE VERY FIRST CHASE. 1095 01:35:43,872 --> 01:35:46,674 BUT THEN IF HE HADN'T INVENTED THE CHASE, 1096 01:35:46,741 --> 01:35:51,079 MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, LAUGHTER WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN INVENTED EITHER, 1097 01:35:51,146 --> 01:35:55,217 AND THAT, OLD BUDDIES, WOULD HAVE BEEN A REAL LOSS. 1098 01:35:55,283 --> 01:35:57,285 WELL, WHO KNOWS? 1099 01:35:57,352 --> 01:36:03,091 MAYBE...UH, JUST MAYBE THE WHOLE UNIVERSE WILL GET THE IDEA, 1100 01:36:03,158 --> 01:36:06,761 AND STARS AND SUNS, METEORS AND COMETS, 1101 01:36:06,829 --> 01:36:14,136 EVEN GALAXIES WILL REALIZE HOW NECESSARY LAUGHTER IS AND HOW MUCH FUN CHASES ARE. 1102 01:36:14,202 --> 01:36:15,871 AND... 1103 01:36:20,375 --> 01:36:21,743 BEEP BEEP! 1104 01:36:21,810 --> 01:36:23,445 Bugs: AND FINALLY, 1105 01:36:23,511 --> 01:36:27,282 ALL WILL ONCE AGAIN BE PEACEFUL AND QUIET. 1106 01:36:29,384 --> 01:36:31,286 OR, UH, WILL IT? 1107 01:36:37,225 --> 01:36:38,793 YES? 1108 01:36:41,563 --> 01:36:43,298 WELL? 1109 01:36:47,702 --> 01:36:52,807 WELL, UH, AFTER ALL, CREDITS WHERE CREDIT IS DUE. 1110 01:37:33,882 --> 01:37:36,952 EAT YOUR HEART OUT, BURT REYNOLDS.