0 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 翻譯:Dusty 校對:Dusty 潤色: Dusty 聯繫方式QQ174898201 1 00:01:17,878 --> 00:01:19,545 我愛死你了 I love you so much. 2 00:01:19,547 --> 00:01:21,080 我也愛你 I love you too. 3 00:01:32,659 --> 00:01:34,093 我們買了 We'll take it. 4 00:02:17,904 --> 00:02:19,538 一 二 三 One, two, three. 5 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:21,673 - 用力推 - 老爸 我喘不過氣了 Push. But, dad, I'm out of breath. 6 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:23,909 都說了叫你別抽煙 Yeah, well, I told you not to smoke. 7 00:02:23,911 --> 00:02:25,410 我還以為你指的是可卡因 I thought you just meant crack. 8 00:02:25,412 --> 00:02:27,779 也包括香煙 No, I meant cigarettes too. 9 00:02:27,781 --> 00:02:30,382 就你這個年紀 你應該只抽水煙 At your age, you should just be vaping. 10 00:02:30,384 --> 00:02:32,384 - 快推 - 老媽哪去了 ? Push. Where's mum? 11 00:02:32,386 --> 00:02:34,286 她還在傢俱店呢 She's still in the furniture store. 12 00:02:34,288 --> 00:02:36,221 老爸 把床墊放這房間裡 Hey, dad, let's put it in here. 13 00:02:36,223 --> 00:02:39,191 不行 這是我弟弟的房間 No. That is me brother's room. 14 00:02:39,193 --> 00:02:41,793 可是 他都失蹤28年了 But, dad, he's been missing for 28 years. 15 00:02:41,795 --> 00:02:44,796 我們需要這房間 你有9個小孩呢 We need the room. There's nine of us. 16 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:47,332 不行 得讓這房間保持當年的模樣 No. I'm keeping it the way he likes it. 17 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:51,336 不過當他回來之後 我得告訴他殘酷的真相 Though when he comes back, I will have to break it to him 18 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:53,739 他以前崇拜的一些偶像 that some of his childhood heroes didn't love women 19 00:02:53,741 --> 00:02:55,941 其實都不喜歡女人 as much as we thought they did. 20 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:02,948 而其中一人又喜歡得有點過頭了 And one of them liked them a little too much. 21 00:03:08,721 --> 00:03:11,256 老爸 你絕對找不到他了 Dad, you're never gonna find him. 22 00:03:11,258 --> 00:03:12,758 還是放棄吧 You might as well just give up. 23 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:14,226 放棄 ? Give up? 24 00:03:14,228 --> 00:03:16,094 我很清楚他就在某處 I know he's out there somewhere. 25 00:03:16,096 --> 00:03:18,297 而某一天 And one day, 26 00:03:18,299 --> 00:03:22,467 他會重回我們家庭的懷抱 he's gonna join our family again. 27 00:03:33,746 --> 00:03:34,980 綠色地球 Green earth. 28 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:51,396 格雷夫特工 已為你同步資料 Agent graves, your feed is live. 29 00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:54,900 目標是"大漩渦"的副指揮 The target is maelstrom's second in command. 30 00:03:56,135 --> 00:03:58,303 他有著我們必須搶奪的信息 He has information we must extract. 31 00:03:59,639 --> 00:04:02,407 擒獲後拷問他 但別殺死他了 Capture and interrogate. Do not terminate. 32 00:04:09,649 --> 00:04:12,918 開始攔截 九 八 Interception in nine, eight, 33 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:16,221 七 六 seven, six, 34 00:04:16,223 --> 00:04:19,024 五 四 five, four, 35 00:04:19,026 --> 00:04:22,294 三 二 一 three, two, one. 36 00:04:25,232 --> 00:04:26,999 已找到目標 Eyes on the target. 37 00:04:29,569 --> 00:04:32,004 注意別傷到目標 Easy. Eyes on the target. 38 00:04:35,642 --> 00:04:39,278 請注意 東邊有多名敵人 Be advised, multiple hostiles to the east. 39 00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:46,985 目標正在移動 Target mobile. 40 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,029 目標正向北逃走 Target heading north. 41 00:05:05,571 --> 00:05:07,439 計劃有變 Alpha 1's now bravo 1. 42 00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:09,074 - 他有機車 - 收到 He's mobile. Roger that. 43 00:05:10,576 --> 00:05:13,378 快讓路 閃開 Out of the way. Move, move, move. 44 00:05:13,380 --> 00:05:15,547 我借用一下 謝謝 May I borrow this? Thank you. 45 00:05:15,549 --> 00:05:18,317 已獲取車輛 正追趕目標 Now complete on bravo 1, following bravo 1. 46 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:32,297 目標開始步行 正在追擊 Alpha 1 now on foxtrot. I'm in pursuit. 47 00:05:32,299 --> 00:05:33,632 南方有敵人 Hostiles to your south, 48 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:35,767 正趕往你的位置 advancing on your position. 49 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:40,205 目標已經上車 而且還有增援 立刻終止追捕 Bravo 1 is now mobile. He has backup. End pursuit now. 50 00:05:40,207 --> 00:05:42,474 不了謝謝 I'd rather not. 51 00:05:44,744 --> 00:05:46,778 我的槍 ! My gun! 52 00:05:48,147 --> 00:05:50,682 指揮官 快回頭 視頻通訊信號 Commander, relay back. We are now nearing the limit 53 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:52,117 已經快到極限距離了 of live feed transmission. 54 00:05:58,359 --> 00:05:59,958 你們好啊 Hello, chaps. 55 00:06:10,336 --> 00:06:13,405 請求終止任務 指揮官 請回話 Permission to abort now. Commander, acknowledge. 56 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:30,989 再見 Goodbye. 57 00:06:33,826 --> 00:06:35,560 繫好安全帶 ! Buckle up! 58 00:07:00,887 --> 00:07:02,521 Lonomia毛毛蟲的毒液 Lonomia caterpillar toxin's 59 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:04,055 已經進入了你的血管 貝德先生 entered your bloodstream, Mr. Beder. 60 00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:07,692 你離心臟衰竭還有90秒 You have 90 seconds until heart failure. 61 00:07:07,694 --> 00:07:10,128 不過我這裡有解藥 I do, however, have the antidote here. 62 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:11,730 告訴我你們"大漩渦"組織 Perhaps you'd like to tell me what your friends 63 00:07:11,732 --> 00:07:13,565 高層的計劃 at the maelstrom syndicate are planning. 64 00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:15,600 60秒 Sixty seconds. 65 00:07:17,336 --> 00:07:19,037 朗達·喬治 Rhonda George. 66 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:21,706 - 一場暗殺 - 朗達·喬治 ? An assassination. Rhonda George? 67 00:07:21,708 --> 00:07:23,842 她是一名女演員和慈善家 She's the actress and philanthropist. 68 00:07:23,844 --> 00:07:27,312 她兩天後會主持一場"世界靈藥"活動 She's hosting an event for worldcure in two days, sir. 69 00:07:27,314 --> 00:07:29,414 給我解藥 Give me the antidote. 70 00:07:29,416 --> 00:07:30,949 恐怕已經晚了 It's too late, I'm afraid. 71 00:07:33,586 --> 00:07:35,987 你得去參加這場活動 塞巴斯蒂安 I want you at this event, Sebastian. 72 00:07:35,989 --> 00:07:38,323 明智的選擇 萊福德指揮官 Very wise, commander ledford. 73 00:07:44,163 --> 00:07:47,466 維爾貝克接球 魯尼也在附近 Welbeck's touch. Rooney's there too. 74 00:07:47,468 --> 00:07:49,301 傳到卡裡克腳上 導給了貝恩斯 Now carrick, here's baines. 75 00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:52,237 無人防守 Oh, he's free. 76 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:55,507 英國要參加半決賽了 England are heading to the semis, 77 00:07:55,509 --> 00:07:58,643 英國球迷們有好戲看了 ! to the delight of millions at home! 78 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:00,378 大伙們 Hey, everyone. 79 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:03,882 讓我們像成年人一樣慶祝吧 Let's celebrate responsibly. 80 00:08:32,212 --> 00:08:33,812 噢 ! Oh! 81 00:08:33,814 --> 00:08:35,780 不敢相信又發生這種事了 Can't believe it's happened again. 82 00:08:35,782 --> 00:08:37,716 快拔出來 快拔出來 Get it out. Get it out. 83 00:08:37,718 --> 00:08:39,451 快拔出來 Get it out. Get out. 84 00:08:39,453 --> 00:08:41,887 - 他要爆炸了 ! - 快讓路 婊砸們 He's gonna blow! Out the way, ladies. 85 00:08:41,889 --> 00:08:44,823 - 我拿滅火器來了 - 感謝郭家 I've got the fire extinguisher. Thank the lord. 86 00:08:56,135 --> 00:08:59,671 諾比在哪 諾比在哪 ? 諾比 ! Where's nobby? Where is he? Where's nobby? Nobby! 87 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:02,040 諾比 諾比 Nobby. Nobby, nobby. 88 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:05,644 你幹嘛這麼喘 ? Why are you so out of breath? 89 00:09:05,646 --> 00:09:06,945 我從家裡跑來的 I've run all the way from home. 90 00:09:06,947 --> 00:09:09,781 可你家就在街對面 But you only live across the street. 91 00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:11,349 你還記得我表帝格爾嗎 ? Do you remember me cousin, digger? 92 00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:12,918 - 那個毛賊 ? - 對 What, the thief? Yeah. 93 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:15,487 他有天晚上在一個聚會上扒竊 Well, he was nicking coats at a posh event the other night, 94 00:09:15,489 --> 00:09:16,855 你絕對猜不到他看到誰了 and you'll never guess who he saw. 95 00:09:16,857 --> 00:09:18,823 - 誰 ? - 我們終於找到他了 Who? We finally found him. 96 00:09:18,825 --> 00:09:21,793 我們終於找到你弟弟了 We finally found your brother. 97 00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:33,805 諾比·布徹 以及 塞巴斯蒂安·布徹 Nobby and Sebastian butcher. 98 00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:35,874 我們是格林斯比的布徹兄弟 We're the butcher boys of grimsby. 99 00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:37,809 他們永遠別想拆散我們 They'll never split us up. 100 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:39,210 - 永遠 ! - 永遠 ! Forever! Forever! 101 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,748 你弟弟明天要去參加一場上流活動 Your brother is gonna be at a fancy party tomorrow. 102 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,283 可我怎麼進去 ? But how will I get in? 103 00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:48,320 我表弟給你偷了張門票 Me cousin's nicked you a ticket. 104 00:09:49,655 --> 00:09:51,990 全球的領袖們 Leaders from around the world, 105 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:54,059 比如世界衛生組織的領頭人 such as the head of the world health organization 106 00:09:54,061 --> 00:09:57,162 哈維爾·阿爾瓦雷斯 以及包括丹尼爾·拉德克裡夫在內的名人 Javier Alvarez and celebrities, including Daniel Radcliffe, 107 00:09:57,164 --> 00:09:59,831 都前來參加了"世界靈藥"活動 have gathered at this worldcure event, 108 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:03,935 主辦人是 慈善家朗達·喬治 sponsored by philanthropist, Rhonda George. 109 00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:08,273 綠色地球 Green earth. 110 00:10:10,476 --> 00:10:11,810 格雷福斯特工 Agent graves, 111 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:13,278 已為你同步 your feed is live. 112 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,246 - 是誰在我耳朵裡說話 ? - 是我 Who's this in my ear? It's me. 113 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:17,916 別調情了 這是公開頻道 And stop flirting. We're on an open channel. 114 00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:20,285 好吧 Right. 115 00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:42,007 - 多少錢 ? - 免費的 先生 How much? Complimentary, sir. 116 00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:46,344 你們好啊 How now? 117 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:48,980 嗨 Hi. 118 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:51,049 你有沒有見到我弟弟 他叫塞巴斯蒂安 Have you seen me brother? He's called Sebastian. 119 00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:54,352 這是他的照片 我幾年前紋的 Here's a photo of him. It was taken a few years ago. 120 00:10:55,921 --> 00:10:58,423 你就位了沒 格雷夫特工 ? Are you in position yet, agent graves? 121 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,376 啊歐 Uh-oh. 122 00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:28,319 別這樣 卡住了 Come on. It's stuck. 123 00:11:29,623 --> 00:11:31,156 快出來啊 Come on. 124 00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:36,761 大家歡迎 朗達·喬治 Please welcome Rhonda George. 125 00:11:42,234 --> 00:11:44,636 大家下午好 女士先生們 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. 126 00:11:44,638 --> 00:11:46,004 謝謝大家 Thank you. 127 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:47,839 當我一開始發起"世界靈藥"的時候 When I started worldcure, 128 00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:50,308 很多人都經常對我說 people would constantly say to me: 129 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:53,211 "你無法治癒全世界的疾病" "You cannot rid the world of disease." 130 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,413 而我會直視他們的雙眼 I would look them straight in the eye 131 00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:58,083 並說 "我就是能" and say, "Yes, I can." 132 00:12:02,421 --> 00:12:04,823 有沒有發現敵人的馬腳 格雷夫 ? Can you detect any imminent threat, graves? 133 00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:07,058 我們將會想出辦法 We are gonna figure this out. 134 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,594 而我們的第一步 就是這裡 就是現在 And it all starts right here, right now, 135 00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:10,829 從一個小孩開始 with one little boy. 136 00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:13,064 他的名字叫洛莫·哈立迪 His name is schlomo khalidi. 137 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,601 女士先生們 我們將治癒全世界 Ladies and gentlemen, we will cure the world. 138 00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:26,845 我媽媽是猶太人 Mummy was Jewish. 139 00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:29,013 爸爸是巴勒斯坦人 Daddy was palestinian. 140 00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:31,449 但他倆互相深愛著 But they both loved each other so very much. 141 00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:39,758 我天生就有艾滋病 I was born with HIV. 142 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,626 現在我已經病入膏肓了 Now I am very sick with aids. 143 00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:44,796 太棒了 ! Yes! Fantastic! 144 00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:47,298 你就等死吧 ! You are not coming back from that! 145 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,601 噓 ! Shh! 146 00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:51,770 雖然這個疾病會殺死我... Though this disease may kill me... 147 00:12:51,772 --> 00:12:53,204 - 襲擊者... - ...為什麼我們 The operator. ...Why can't we stop 148 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,306 在中東就不能停止互相殺戮 ? killing each other in the middle east? 149 00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,075 襲擊者在哪 ? Where's the operator? 150 00:13:04,483 --> 00:13:06,384 攝影機其實是槍 The camera's a gun. 151 00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:15,193 該死 攝影機其實是槍 ! Damn. The camera's a gun! 152 00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:41,386 你是誰 ? Who are you? 153 00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:42,687 我啊 It's me. 154 00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:44,088 諾比 Nobby. 155 00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:47,025 諾比 ? Nobby? 156 00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:15,486 到底出了什麼差錯 ? What the hell just happened? 157 00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,922 世界衛生組織的領頭人中槍了 The head of the world health organization's been shot. 158 00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:20,225 快找到槍手位置 ! 快找到槍手位置 ! Locate the shooter! Locate the shooter! 159 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:22,861 上面有槍手 ! There's the shooter! 160 00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:25,029 虎尾小隊 秘密行動 Tiger tail. Undercover. 161 00:14:26,498 --> 00:14:27,932 我的子彈被人干擾了 My shot was compromised. 162 00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:29,701 幹掉他 ! Take him out! 163 00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:31,703 長官 已經得到證實了 Sir, we have confirmation. 164 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,538 是格雷夫開的槍 Graves took the shot. 165 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,573 格雷夫 ? Graves? 166 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,214 嗷 ! Ow! 167 00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:46,951 快住手 別打他 Cut it out. Leave him alone. 168 00:14:48,487 --> 00:14:50,955 注意身後 ! Behind you! 169 00:14:50,957 --> 00:14:53,591 - 我該怎麼幫忙 ? - 離我遠點 How can I help? You can stay away from me. 170 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,360 你需要我的幫助 You need me help. 171 00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:57,495 混球 Fucking twat. 172 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,079 再見 諾比 Goodbye, nobby. 173 00:15:20,185 --> 00:15:22,353 別擔心 我不會離開你的 ! Don't worry. I won't leave you! 174 00:15:28,727 --> 00:15:30,228 啊 ! Aah! 175 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:32,897 - 啊 ! 我的腳踝 ! - 我的酒瓶 Aah! My ankle! Me bottle. 176 00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:35,967 快起身 ! Get off me! 177 00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:38,169 腳踝骨折了 你得背我走 The ankle's shattered. You'll need to carry me. 178 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:39,938 來吧 趴我肩膀上去 Come on. Get over me shoulder. 179 00:15:43,175 --> 00:15:45,710 - 抱歉 - 上車 Sorry. Get in. 180 00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:47,712 喂 別當路 Hey! Move away from the car. 181 00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:49,280 我得給你開罰單 Soon as I've printed your ticket. 182 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,481 快進去 Come on. 183 00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:51,950 得由你開車 You'll have to drive. 184 00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:54,485 快開 不是這裡 ! Move. Not that one! 185 00:15:57,556 --> 00:15:58,756 發生什麼事了 ? What happened? 186 00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,325 算了 直接開就是 Never mind. Just get going. 187 00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:03,061 大伙 這樣很危險的 ! Come on, it's dangerous! 188 00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:04,529 立刻下車來 ! Get out of the car now! 189 00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:06,397 別擔心 這車是防彈的 Don't worry. It's bulletproof. 190 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,733 - 你們打不穿的 - 別 You can't hurt us. No. 191 00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:12,203 這是防彈車窗 We've got bulletproof glass. 192 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:14,038 - 啊 - 快關窗 ! Aah! Roll it up! 193 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:15,707 快關窗 ! Roll it up! 194 00:16:16,775 --> 00:16:18,176 還是直接開車吧 Just go. Now. 195 00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:36,461 太棒了 逃跑途中還能看比賽 Oh, great. We can watch the match while escaping. 196 00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:41,366 小心 ! Watch out! 197 00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:43,234 啊 ! Aah! 198 00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:52,377 他被判黃牌 He's gonna take the penalty. 199 00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:54,445 - 吃黃牌了 - 諾比 別看足球了行麼 There's a penalty. Nobby, forget the football. 200 00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,347 - 你要淹死了 - 我等到 You're gonna drown. I'm getting out 201 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,149 - 他領了黃牌之後就下車 - 聽我說 after he's taken penalty. Listen to me. 202 00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:00,018 深呼吸 Take a breath. 203 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,552 而他... And he... 204 00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,656 法克 ! Fuck! 205 00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:20,972 世界衛生組織局長 Director general of the world health organization, 206 00:17:20,974 --> 00:17:22,707 哈維爾·阿爾瓦雷斯博士 Dr. Javier Alvarez, 207 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,008 已死亡 is dead. 208 00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:25,676 他被捲入了一起 He was caught in the crossfire 209 00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:28,479 針對慈善家朗達·喬治 of an apparent assassination attempt 210 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,448 的暗殺行動中 on philanthropist Rhonda George. 211 00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:32,850 當局已經派了多名警察 A huge manhunt is underway 212 00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:34,919 追捕這名叛逃特工 to find a rogue secret agent 213 00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:37,789 他首先開槍射殺了中東的和平象徵 who first shot middle east peace symbol 214 00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:39,590 洛莫·哈立迪 schlomo khalidi. 215 00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:42,527 這名小孩被艾滋病感染的血液濺到了 The boy's aids-tainted blood then sprayed into the mouth 216 00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:45,963 哈利·波特的扮演者 丹尼爾·拉德克利夫嘴裡 of Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe. 217 00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:47,465 線人報道稱 Sources tell us that Radcliffe, 218 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,300 拉德克利夫的唾液 who had numerous open sores in his mouth, 219 00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:52,336 已經檢測出了艾滋病毒 has tested positive for HIV. 220 00:17:52,338 --> 00:17:54,505 我們已經在審查他的背景了 長官 We're digging into his background now, sir. 221 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:57,341 希望能查明 "大漩渦"是怎麼收買他的 Trying to work out how maelstrom could've got to him. 222 00:17:57,343 --> 00:18:00,845 你希望我們怎麼做 長官 ? What do you want us to do, sir? 223 00:18:02,347 --> 00:18:04,449 激活奇爾科特 Activate chilcott. 224 00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:07,118 我們當初開除奇爾科特是有原因的 長官 Chilcott was dismissed for good reason, sir. 225 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,854 激活奇爾科特 Activate chilcott. 226 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,225 生活真是奇特啊 Isn't life strange? 227 00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:15,827 昨天我還在過正常日子 I mean, yesterday I'm having a normal day 228 00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:18,329 在酒吧和朋友喝酒 屁股還被塞進了煙火 down the pub with me mates with a firework up me ass. 229 00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,698 而今天就找到我弟弟了 And here we are now, with me brother, 230 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,600 又是奔跑又是游泳的 doing some running and swimming, 231 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,402 各種各樣的有氧運動 all different types of cardio. 232 00:18:28,807 --> 00:18:30,274 能問你個問題嗎 ? Can I ask you a question? 233 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,777 你是不是凡·迪塞爾的替身演員 ? Are you a vin diesel impersonator? 234 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:35,780 還是說 你是專門瞄準染艾滋病小孩的殺手 ? Or are you a hit man who specializes in kids with aids? 235 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:39,050 啥 ? 我是一名秘密特工 我為軍情六處的秘密小組工作 What? I'm a secret agent, I work for an offshoot of MI6. 236 00:18:39,052 --> 00:18:41,652 那你怎麼之前沒告訴你哥哥我 ? How could you not tell your own brother what you do? 237 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:44,388 我剛不是才說了是"秘密"組織嗎 ? Because within the title of my occupation is the word "Secret." 238 00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:46,424 可如果你連家人都不能信任 那你還能信任誰 ? But if you can't trust family, who can you trust? 239 00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:50,495 信任你 ? 信任你 ? 就是因為你 Trust you? Trust you? Because of you, 240 00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:52,763 世界衛生組織的局長現在死了 the head of the world health organization is dead 241 00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:54,298 而哈利·波特也染上了艾滋 and Harry Potter has aids. 242 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,601 你3秒內取得的成就 You managed to do in three seconds 243 00:18:56,603 --> 00:19:00,104 伏地魔用了8部電影的時間都沒做到 what Voldemort failed to do in eight movies. 244 00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:03,541 別擔心 艾滋是可以治癒的 Don't wet your knickers. It's treatable. 245 00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:05,309 噢 海洛因 Ooh, heroin. 246 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:08,579 這玩意會上癮的 That stuff's addictive. It's a gateway drug. 247 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:11,315 - 上什麼癮 ? - 海洛因癮 To what? To more heroin. 248 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:14,418 這不是海洛因 這是骨骼急速修復劑 This is not heroin, this is rapid bone calcifier. 249 00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:16,020 作用是修復我腳踝的受損處 It fills the fractures in my ankle, 250 00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:19,557 填滿碎裂的骨頭 好讓使用者能恢復走動 hardens the bone and muscle around it so that I can walk. 251 00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:21,926 你腳踝出什麼事了 ? Why, what happened to your ankle? 252 00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:23,294 你壓碎的 You fell on it. 253 00:19:26,965 --> 00:19:28,166 你好 Hello. 254 00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:29,400 不是我做的 I didn't do it. 255 00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:30,601 我需要你的幫助 I need your help. 256 00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:33,037 如果我幫你 我就會被逮捕 If I help you, I'll be arrested. 257 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:35,273 如果你不幫 那我很可能今晚就得死 If you don't, I could be dead by the end of the day. 258 00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:37,775 好吧 聽著 All right, listen. 259 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:40,211 萊福德激活了一名特工 叫奇爾什麼什麼的 Ledford activated someone called chil-something. 260 00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:41,646 我只知道這些 That's all I know. 261 00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:44,315 "奇爾科特" ? 老天啊 他真是瘋了 Chilcott? Oh, Jesus, he's a psychopath. 262 00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:46,350 - 這是追殺令 - 天啊 That's a kill order. Oh, god. 263 00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,486 朱蒂 我需要你幫我做件事 Jodie, I need you to do something for me. 264 00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:50,354 我需要你去找出殺害哈維爾·阿爾瓦雷斯 I need you to find out the identity of the man 265 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:51,989 的兇手 who killed Javier Alvarez. 266 00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:54,425 如果我能找到他 我就能證明自己清白 If I can find him, it will clear my name. 267 00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:56,093 你能做到嗎 ? Can you do that? 268 00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:58,529 我盡力 I'll try. 269 00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:01,599 小賽 我能按這紅按鈕嗎 ? Seb, can I press this red button? 270 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:04,368 - 啊 ! 操 - 怎麼了 ? Aah! God's sake. What? 271 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,637 你射進我脖子裡的東西是個追蹤裝置 ! You just implanted a tracking device in my neck! 272 00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:12,109 至少這樣你就不會再失蹤28年了 At least I won't lose you for another 28 years. 273 00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:14,679 我忘了說了 我給你準備了個禮物 I forgot to mention, I got you a present. 274 00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:18,015 - 什麼 ? 這兩張門票 What? Two tickets for me and you 275 00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:22,653 我們一起去智利看英國踢決賽 to go to Chile to see england play in the final. 276 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,789 你怎麼知道英國能進決賽 ? How do you know if england are gonna be in the final? 277 00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:27,458 他們最好進去 別枉費了我特地紋的紋身 Well, they'd better be because I just got this done. 278 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:33,764 英國 2016年 "世界冠軍" England, world "Championes," 2016. 279 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:36,367 上面寫的是200016 That says 200,016. 280 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:39,737 才沒 是2016才對 No, it says 2016. 281 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:42,873 這年份還得過19萬8000年才到 That's 198,000 years from now. 282 00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,977 既然如此 那這兩個"0"沒收我錢 我賺大發了 In that case, I got two zeroes for free, so who's the idiot? 283 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,413 - 你幹嘛呢 ? - 我得銷聲匿跡 What are you doing? I need to disappear. 284 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,015 外面有人在追捕我 There are people looking for me. 285 00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:52,984 你不會再見到我了 You won't see me again. 286 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,655 祝你好運 諾比 Good luck, nobby. 287 00:20:57,657 --> 00:20:59,624 嗯 Yeah. 288 00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:01,425 好吧 你說得對 Okay. No, no, you're right. 289 00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:04,295 我也該回家了 I should-- I should be heading back home anyway. 290 00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:06,163 得去照顧家人 Got to see the family. 291 00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:08,199 很高興和你重逢 It's good to reconnect. 292 00:21:08,201 --> 00:21:09,700 你多保重 Take care, eh? 293 00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:11,435 保重 Take care. 294 00:21:18,343 --> 00:21:19,810 等下 既然你是間諜 Wait. Since you're a spy, 295 00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:22,546 那誰也不知道我是你哥哥 ? does that mean no one knows I'm your brother? 296 00:21:22,548 --> 00:21:24,649 沒錯 Exactly. 297 00:21:26,985 --> 00:21:31,756 這樣的話 我給你準備了個完美的藏身地點 Well, then, I've got the perfect place for you to hide. 298 00:21:34,326 --> 00:21:36,294 老天啊 Oh, no. 299 00:21:42,267 --> 00:21:44,802 你能回來 Oh, it's so good 300 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,570 格林斯比真是太好了 to have you back in grimsby. 301 00:21:46,572 --> 00:21:49,173 這裡變化這麼大 你肯定都認不出了 You probably don't recognize it since it were gentrified. 302 00:21:49,175 --> 00:21:51,876 我又不是格林斯比長大的 I am not from grimsby. 303 00:21:51,878 --> 00:21:53,377 嗨 Hiya. 304 00:21:53,379 --> 00:21:54,912 嗨 Hiya. 305 00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:58,549 我有個女朋友 雖然沒有正式談妥 I've got a girlfriend. It's nothing serious. 306 00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:01,519 但她性感得不行 所以你最好收斂點 But she's fit as fuck, so hands to yourself. 307 00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:03,721 來吧 把鞋脫了 Go on. Shoes off. 308 00:22:06,224 --> 00:22:07,792 嗨 Hey. 309 00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:09,560 - 我想你了 老爸 - 我也想你了 Missed you, dad. Missed you too. 310 00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:15,366 我說的是"安全地點" 難道我沒表達清楚 ? Was I not clear when I said I needed a secure location? 311 00:22:15,368 --> 00:22:17,468 這裡絕對安全 This place is totally secure. 312 00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:18,969 不過我不知道她是誰 Although I don't know who she is. 313 00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:21,906 開玩笑的 她是布蘭妮 I'm just being hilarious. That's our Britney. 314 00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:23,574 要喝茶嗎 廚房還有烤肉串 You want a cup of tea? There's a kebab. 315 00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:25,242 想吃什麼自己拿 You can have anything you want there. 316 00:22:25,244 --> 00:22:26,844 各種存貨的廚房 It's a kitchen, fully stocked. 317 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,686 給我閉嘴 卡特曼 ! Shut your fucking mouth, cartman! 318 00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:40,725 這是我小女兒 被解放的姜戈 And this is our new babby, django unchained. 319 00:22:40,727 --> 00:22:42,093 嗨 老爸 Hey, dad. 320 00:22:42,095 --> 00:22:43,427 他是誰 ? Who's that? 321 00:22:43,429 --> 00:22:45,196 那是我大兒子 骷髏 That's me oldest son, skeletor. 322 00:22:45,198 --> 00:22:46,464 - 嗨 - 嗨 ! Hiya. Hey! 323 00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:48,199 這又是誰 又是你兒子 ? What's that, another son? 324 00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:49,800 別開玩笑了 Don't be daft. 325 00:22:49,802 --> 00:22:52,703 這是我孫子 江南Style That's our grandson, gangnam style. 326 00:22:53,772 --> 00:22:55,005 你們好啊 Hiya. 327 00:22:55,007 --> 00:22:56,207 嗨 老爸 Hi, dad. 328 00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:57,942 這是盧克 And this here is Luke. 329 00:22:57,944 --> 00:23:00,411 給他取這個名字是因為他得了白血病 We call him that because he's got leukemia. 330 00:23:00,413 --> 00:23:02,613 真遺憾 I'm so sorry. 331 00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:04,415 其實並沒有 是我們給他剃的光頭 He doesn't really. We just shave his head 332 00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:05,983 好用他去領福利 so we can claim the welfare for it. 333 00:23:05,985 --> 00:23:07,318 - 啥 ? - 給你說 What? You know what? 334 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,086 你這的禿頭可是個搖錢樹 You're looking at a gold mine up there. 335 00:23:09,088 --> 00:23:12,690 每週可以領到65.4英鎊的福利 This tragedy can turn into 65 pound 40 a week. 336 00:23:13,792 --> 00:23:18,062 好了 化學課結束 All right, chemistry class is over. 337 00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:19,730 該上生物課了 Time for biology. 338 00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:22,166 在最大的時候 母象的子宮 At its maximum, the mother's uterus 339 00:23:22,168 --> 00:23:24,869 能擴張到410立方厘米 expands to 25 cubic feet. 340 00:23:24,871 --> 00:23:26,704 - 這是誰 ? - 他是誰 ? Who's this? Who's that? 341 00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:28,739 - 就這個光頭男 他是誰 ? - 傑森 The other bald man. Who's this? Jason. 342 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:30,141 - 他才是傑森 - 我是傑森 He's Jason. I'm Jason. 343 00:23:30,143 --> 00:23:32,343 我有11個小孩 要記住全部人可不容易好嗎 I've got 11 kids. Not easy to remember them all. 344 00:23:32,345 --> 00:23:34,378 - 啊 ! - 他不叫塞巴斯蒂安 Aah! His name is not Sebastian, 345 00:23:34,380 --> 00:23:36,213 你們只需要知道這點就夠了 and that's all you need to know. 346 00:23:36,215 --> 00:23:40,050 你上哪找到他的啊 老爸 ? 居然是科迪叔叔 What the fuck are you on about, dad? It's uncle coddy. 347 00:23:40,052 --> 00:23:41,919 讓我們抱抱 Give us a hug. 348 00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:43,454 不敢相信真的是你 I can't believe it's you. 349 00:23:43,456 --> 00:23:45,623 歡迎回到格林斯比 Welcome back to grimsby. 350 00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:48,759 他們是你的家人 這些都是你的侄子和侄女 They're your family. Those are your nephews and nieces. 351 00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:50,895 - 他們怎麼知道我是誰 ? - 這幾年來 How do they know who I am? I might've mentioned you 352 00:23:50,897 --> 00:23:52,663 我提到過你幾次 couple of times over the years. 353 00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:55,766 "幾次?" 給他看看你的紀念牆 老爸 "Couple of times"? I'll show him your wall, dad. 354 00:23:58,537 --> 00:24:00,571 這是你小時候的照片 There's you as a kid. 355 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:13,083 - 快跑 ! - 你們這群小混球 Leg it! You little bastards. 356 00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:14,351 把球還給我 ! Give me back me ball! 357 00:24:14,353 --> 00:24:15,719 滾粗 Fuck off. 358 00:24:15,721 --> 00:24:18,222 諾比 快把球傳過來 Nobby. Pass us the ball. Come on. 359 00:24:18,224 --> 00:24:20,524 - 快傳球 - 他要進球了 Pass it. He's gonna score. 360 00:24:20,526 --> 00:24:22,760 - 英國要贏決賽了 - 諾比 射門 ! England's gonna win the final. Nobby, shoot! 361 00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:26,964 噢... Oh... 362 00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:28,833 早安 警官 Morning, officer. 363 00:24:28,835 --> 00:24:30,801 諾比·布徹 以及 塞巴斯蒂安·布徹 Nobby and Sebastian butcher. 364 00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:32,736 我們正準備把球拿去 We were trying to return that beautiful ball 365 00:24:32,738 --> 00:24:34,305 還給失主 to its rightful owner. 366 00:24:34,307 --> 00:24:36,507 不是球的事 小伙子們 It's not about the ball, lads. 367 00:24:52,891 --> 00:24:56,260 快看 小賽 那就是要領養我們的夫妻 Look, seb. That's the couple that's adopting us. 368 00:24:57,362 --> 00:24:58,896 他們是從倫敦來的 They're from London. 369 00:24:58,898 --> 00:25:03,467 你會和我一起去的 對吧 諾比 ? You're coming with me. Right, nobby? 370 00:25:03,469 --> 00:25:05,069 當然 Of course. 371 00:25:05,071 --> 00:25:06,937 我永遠不會離開我弟弟 I'd never leave my little brother. 372 00:25:08,774 --> 00:25:10,274 傷心很正常的 It's all right to be sad. 373 00:25:10,276 --> 00:25:13,310 但絕對不能站在這裡 But it's not all right to stand there and whinge 374 00:25:13,312 --> 00:25:14,845 哭得沒個人樣 like a low mopey bastard. 375 00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:16,547 我們是誰 ? 說出來 Who are we? Come on, say it. 376 00:25:16,549 --> 00:25:18,883 我們是格林斯比的布徹兄弟 We're butcher boys of grimsby. 377 00:25:18,885 --> 00:25:20,651 我沒聽見 大聲點 I didn't hear you. Say it again. 378 00:25:20,653 --> 00:25:23,821 我們是格林斯比的布徹兄弟 We're the fucking butcher boys of grimsby. 379 00:25:23,823 --> 00:25:25,489 他們永遠別想拆散我們 They'll never split us up. 380 00:25:25,491 --> 00:25:27,825 - 永遠 ! - 永遠 ! Forever! Forever! 381 00:25:29,728 --> 00:25:31,795 總之 你們叔叔肯定不想再看這些 Anyway, your uncle don't want to look at pictures 382 00:25:31,797 --> 00:25:33,197 以前的老照片了 對吧 ? of me and him all day, do you? 383 00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:35,199 - 是的 - 啥 ? No. What? 384 00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:36,667 不想 No. 385 00:25:36,669 --> 00:25:38,202 好吧 來吧 All right. Come on. 386 00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:41,205 大家來看看我在倫敦旅遊的照片 Let's take a look at me travel photos of London. 387 00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:45,309 大家都來 都擠擠 都擠擠 Come on, everyone. Come on, squeeze up, squeeze up. 388 00:25:45,311 --> 00:25:48,379 這是"七天酒店" 這是"如家酒店" This is the Norfolk arms. This is the dog and duck. 389 00:25:48,381 --> 00:25:49,880 這是"漢庭酒店" This is the three crowns. 390 00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:51,715 而這是查理十字警察局 And this is charing cross police station. 391 00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:53,117 那群蠢豬 Fucking pigs. 392 00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:55,219 這是我在喝冰鎮酒 This is me with some free booze. 393 00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:58,022 而這是我用手指插進了非洲小男孩的屁股 And this is me with me finger up an African boy's ass. 394 00:25:58,024 --> 00:25:59,990 等下 倒退一下 給我看看 Wait a minute. Go back. Let me see. 395 00:26:06,164 --> 00:26:08,732 他就是刺客 It's the assassin. 396 00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:11,702 聽著 倫敦是很好玩 但我很想你們 Listen, London were fab. But I missed you lot. 397 00:26:11,704 --> 00:26:14,672 - 我們也想你了 - 我們也想你了 老爸 Missed you too. Missed you too, dad. 398 00:26:17,276 --> 00:26:19,176 接吧 Answer it. 399 00:26:19,178 --> 00:26:20,377 遵命 長官 Yes, sir. 400 00:26:20,379 --> 00:26:22,046 你好 ? Hello? 401 00:26:22,048 --> 00:26:24,281 萊福德在盯著你 對吧 ? Ledford's watching you, isn't he? 402 00:26:24,283 --> 00:26:25,482 說"嗨 爸爸" Say, "Hi, daddy." 403 00:26:25,484 --> 00:26:26,884 嗨 爸爸 Hi, daddy. 404 00:26:26,886 --> 00:26:27,885 啊 Aww. 405 00:26:27,887 --> 00:26:29,320 看看你的郵箱 Check your e-mail. 406 00:26:29,322 --> 00:26:31,488 查出他是誰 Find out who that is. 407 00:26:31,490 --> 00:26:34,325 你得進入全球面部識別數據庫 You'll have to access the global facial recognition grid. 408 00:26:34,327 --> 00:26:36,060 我怎麼進 ? And how am I going to do that? 409 00:26:36,062 --> 00:26:37,595 自己想 Figure it out. 410 00:26:39,097 --> 00:26:42,232 - 嗨 - 不會是我的一生摯愛唐妮吧 ? Hiya. That the love of me life, dawny? 411 00:26:42,234 --> 00:26:45,502 - 難道是我親愛的諾比 ? - 我回來了 Is that my darling nobby? I'm back. 412 00:26:45,504 --> 00:26:48,372 - 我想死你了 - 我也是 I missed you so much. Me too. 413 00:26:48,374 --> 00:26:49,607 好了 孩子們快出去 All right, kids. Out. Now. 414 00:26:49,609 --> 00:26:51,275 聽媽媽的話 趕緊出去 Out. Listen to your mum. Out quick. 415 00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:54,445 我有很重要的事要給爸爸說 I got something very important that I need to tell your dad. 416 00:26:54,447 --> 00:26:55,646 什麼事 ? What is it? 417 00:26:55,648 --> 00:26:57,681 我內褲丟了 I lost me panties. 418 00:26:57,683 --> 00:26:59,650 你確定不是被你屁股夾進去了 ? You sure your ass hasn't eaten them again? 419 00:26:59,652 --> 00:27:03,153 不是 你個白癡 我是直接沒穿 No, you daft twat. I didn't put any on. 420 00:27:06,057 --> 00:27:09,660 我直接看硬了 Ooh, I'm getting stiffer than a pedophile at legoland. 421 00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:12,863 快看 我完全 Oh, look. I'm exactly like 422 00:27:12,865 --> 00:27:16,300 "第六感追緝令"裡的莎倫·史泰龍一樣 Sharon Stallone in basic instincts. 423 00:27:19,572 --> 00:27:21,038 別擔心 Don't worry. 424 00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:22,506 不是從菊花裡放出來的 That didn't come out me bum. 425 00:27:22,508 --> 00:27:23,741 噢 Oh. 426 00:27:23,743 --> 00:27:25,643 這個才是 That one did. 427 00:27:25,645 --> 00:27:27,544 - 沒問題 - 快過來 No problem. Get over here. 428 00:27:27,546 --> 00:27:29,713 我知道你肯定想要了 I know you must be gagging for it. 429 00:27:29,715 --> 00:27:32,182 - 好的 - 快來 諾比 All right. Come here, nobby. 430 00:27:33,385 --> 00:27:35,085 - 嘿 - 怎麼 ? Hey. What? 431 00:27:35,087 --> 00:27:37,621 我想吃本市特色早餐 I'm hungry for a grimsby breakfast. 432 00:27:37,623 --> 00:27:38,956 自己動手豐衣足食 Well, the buffet's open. 433 00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:40,724 我預約一個人的位置 I'll need a table for one. 434 00:27:40,726 --> 00:27:42,493 你就只能吃這麼點 It's all-you-can-eat. 435 00:27:42,495 --> 00:27:44,128 60分鐘後見 See you in about 60 minutes. 436 00:27:44,130 --> 00:27:45,429 快來吧 Get going. 437 00:27:45,431 --> 00:27:47,131 - 咳 諾比 - 噢 Ahem, nobby. Oh. 438 00:27:47,133 --> 00:27:52,436 這是我酒友 本·金斯利（英國男演員） That's me darts partner, um...Ben Kingsley. 439 00:27:53,538 --> 00:27:55,439 諾比 你覺得我傻嗎 ? Nobby, what do you take me for? 440 00:27:55,441 --> 00:27:58,042 我知道他是誰 他是你弟弟 I know who that is. That's your brother. 441 00:27:58,044 --> 00:28:00,110 這麼多年你都跑哪去了 ? Where the fuck you been all these years? 442 00:28:00,112 --> 00:28:03,914 我之前在忙 順帶一提 恭喜了 產期是什麼時候 ? I've been busy. Congratulations, by the way. When are you due? 443 00:28:03,916 --> 00:28:07,618 噢 我沒懷孕 我只是胖而已 Oh, I'm not pregnant. I'm just fucking fat. 444 00:28:07,620 --> 00:28:09,086 - 諾比 - 嗯 ? - Nobby. - What? 445 00:28:09,088 --> 00:28:10,954 我的位置必須保密才行 It's imperative no one know that I'm here. 446 00:28:10,956 --> 00:28:13,624 你需要一個周圍沒人的隔絕空間對吧 ? You need somewhere isolated where there's no one around? 447 00:28:13,626 --> 00:28:14,992 - 完全沒錯 - 好吧 Exactly. All right. 448 00:28:14,994 --> 00:28:17,061 我知道有個地方 I know just the place. 449 00:28:17,063 --> 00:28:20,097 就這邊 路過火車站 It's just this way, past the train station. 450 00:28:27,172 --> 00:28:30,407 - 915車乘客請快上車 - 格林斯比到倫敦 - All aboard the 915, - grimsby to London. 451 00:28:30,409 --> 00:28:31,842 進去吧 In you go. 452 00:28:36,314 --> 00:28:38,449 你覺得新父母會讓我們 Do you think our new parents will let us sleep 453 00:28:38,451 --> 00:28:39,983 睡在同一間屋裡嗎 ? in the same room? 454 00:28:39,985 --> 00:28:42,953 如果是雙層床 我能睡上面嗎 ? If we have bunk beds, can I have the top? 455 00:28:42,955 --> 00:28:44,555 上面給你吧 小子 You can have the top, little man. 456 00:28:46,092 --> 00:28:48,792 現在快去撒泡尿 免得被別人搶先了 Go and have a pee now before the other passengers do. 457 00:28:48,794 --> 00:28:50,194 好的 哥哥 Okay, bruv. 458 00:28:51,229 --> 00:28:54,364 - 額 塞巴斯蒂安... - 怎麼了 ? And Sebastian... What is it? 459 00:28:56,434 --> 00:28:58,068 沒什麼 Nothing. 460 00:29:10,648 --> 00:29:12,249 諾比 ? Nobby? 461 00:29:16,087 --> 00:29:17,287 諾比 ? Nobby? 462 00:29:18,356 --> 00:29:20,424 諾比 ? 諾比 ? Nobby? Nobby? 463 00:29:23,962 --> 00:29:28,432 諾比 ? 諾比 ? 你有沒有見到我哥哥 ? Nobby? Nobby? Have you seen me brother, nobby? 464 00:29:28,434 --> 00:29:31,502 諾比 你在哪 ? Nobby, where are you? Nobby! 465 00:29:31,504 --> 00:29:34,571 不 ! 諾比 ! No! Nobby! 466 00:29:34,573 --> 00:29:36,306 快回來 ! Come back! 467 00:29:36,308 --> 00:29:38,976 快回來 諾比 ! Come back, nobby! 468 00:29:40,211 --> 00:29:42,546 小賽 快走吧 Sebbo. Come on. 469 00:29:44,215 --> 00:29:47,217 我知道 過去的美好歷歷在目 對吧 ? I know. It's great to be back, isn't it? 470 00:29:48,820 --> 00:29:51,288 到了 就這裡面 Here we go. Just in here. 471 00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:52,856 你確定這個地方很安全 ? You sure this location is secure? 472 00:29:52,858 --> 00:29:55,425 放鬆點 相信你哥哥 Relax. Trust your brother. 473 00:29:58,596 --> 00:30:00,831 驚喜 ! Surprise! 474 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,368 快停下 小賽 ! No, no! Seb! Come on, no. 475 00:30:04,370 --> 00:30:05,803 他們是我們朋友 No, they're our folk. 476 00:30:05,805 --> 00:30:07,971 歡迎回家 Welcome home. 477 00:30:07,973 --> 00:30:09,606 沒人應該知道我在這裡才對 Nobody's supposed to know I'm here. 478 00:30:09,608 --> 00:30:11,008 確實沒人知道啊 No one does know you're here. 479 00:30:11,010 --> 00:30:12,242 可這夥人不就知道 These people know I'm here. 480 00:30:12,244 --> 00:30:14,845 - 你們知道他在這裡 ? - 不知道 ! - Do you know he's here? - No! 481 00:30:18,383 --> 00:30:19,917 我們到了 We are here. 482 00:30:19,919 --> 00:30:21,185 幹得好 奇爾科特 Good work, chilcott. 483 00:30:21,187 --> 00:30:22,553 你怎麼找到他的 ? How did you find him? 484 00:30:22,555 --> 00:30:25,055 就當是職業直覺吧 Let's just call it professional intuition. 485 00:30:28,993 --> 00:30:30,527 什麼味道 ? What's that smell? 486 00:30:30,529 --> 00:30:32,963 是我 米爾基·皮姆斯 That's me. Milky pimms. 487 00:30:32,965 --> 00:30:34,731 我在碼頭工作 Oh. I work our docks. 488 00:30:34,733 --> 00:30:37,935 我們把"使命召喚"運往全世界 We transport COD all over the world. 489 00:30:37,937 --> 00:30:39,603 引人入勝 Fascinating. 490 00:30:41,005 --> 00:30:42,506 有什麼事嗎 ? Can I help you? 491 00:30:44,709 --> 00:30:46,877 奇爾科特 讓開 Chilcott. Move. 492 00:30:46,879 --> 00:30:49,479 怎麼了 ? What is it? 493 00:30:49,481 --> 00:30:52,082 老天啊 我被圍住了 Oh, god, I'm cornered. 494 00:30:52,084 --> 00:30:53,517 我真不該獨自前來的 I should never have come here alone. 495 00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:56,720 你在格林斯比永遠不孤獨 老弟 You're never alone in grimsby, bruv. 496 00:30:56,722 --> 00:30:59,056 夥計們 Lads. Lads. 497 00:31:00,024 --> 00:31:01,558 看見外面那群蠢貨了嗎 ? See those blokes out there? 498 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:04,795 他們是曼徹斯特聯隊的球迷 Those are Manchester united supporters. 499 00:31:04,797 --> 00:31:06,330 這些蠢貨居然敢跑來這裡囂張 ? How dare those twats show up here? 500 00:31:06,332 --> 00:31:09,766 拖住他們 我向你保證 我會一把火燒了你學校 Delay them. I promise I'll burn your school down. 501 00:31:09,768 --> 00:31:10,968 不上學萬歲 ! No school! Come on. 502 00:31:10,970 --> 00:31:12,502 拿上桌球 ! Get the ball! 503 00:31:12,504 --> 00:31:15,105 - 我們上 小子們 - 他們有槍 ! - Let's go, lads. - They've got guns! 504 00:31:20,378 --> 00:31:23,413 打擾下 先生 你好像掉東西了 Excuse me, sir. I think you dropped something. 505 00:31:23,415 --> 00:31:24,915 掉什麼了 ? Dropped what? 506 00:31:27,853 --> 00:31:29,353 這裡可是格林斯比 渣渣 ! You're in grimsby now, you git! 507 00:31:29,355 --> 00:31:31,822 你覺得我不敢殺你嗎 ? 小混球 Do you think I'll hesitate to kill you? Little bastard. 508 00:31:31,824 --> 00:31:34,091 就現在 ! Now! 509 00:31:38,963 --> 00:31:40,497 桑傑夫 就現在 ! Sanjiv, now! 510 00:31:48,039 --> 00:31:50,207 進魚廠 這邊 Fish factory, this way. 511 00:31:50,209 --> 00:31:52,609 進魚廠 快走 Come on, fish factory. Go there. 512 00:31:52,611 --> 00:31:54,678 快進去 Quick. In there. Let's go. 513 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:03,987 啊 ! Aah! 514 00:32:10,295 --> 00:32:11,528 小賽 Seb. 515 00:32:11,530 --> 00:32:14,131 你幹了什麼好事 ? 你把他殺死了 What have you done? You've killed him. 516 00:32:20,972 --> 00:32:22,372 諾比 你做什麼呢 ? Nobby, what are you doing? 517 00:32:22,374 --> 00:32:24,942 我讓他死得體面些 I'm showing some respect for the dead. 518 00:32:24,944 --> 00:32:27,044 給 夥計 There you go, mate. 519 00:32:35,486 --> 00:32:36,787 - 諾比 - 什麼 ? Nobby! What? 520 00:32:36,789 --> 00:32:39,523 - 過來 - 怎麼了 ? Get over here. What is it? 521 00:32:39,525 --> 00:32:41,725 我需要你幫忙吸我肩上的傷口 I need you to suck this wound in my shoulder. 522 00:32:41,727 --> 00:32:44,828 不不不 我可不舔男人的肩膀 No, no, no, I don't put my lips on another man's shoulder. 523 00:32:44,830 --> 00:32:46,129 - 太基了 - 趕緊的 That's very gay. Do it now. 524 00:32:46,131 --> 00:32:47,497 在格林斯比 人們只要 People have been chucked out of grimsby 525 00:32:47,499 --> 00:32:49,399 敢點全素早餐 都會被趕出去 for ordering a vegetarian breakfast. 526 00:32:49,401 --> 00:32:51,835 這顆子彈裡含有lonomia毛毛蟲的毒液 That pellet was filled with lonomia caterpillar toxin. 527 00:32:51,837 --> 00:32:54,404 你不吸出來的話 我90秒內就會死 I'll be dead in 90 seconds if you don't suck it out. 528 00:32:54,406 --> 00:32:56,173 好吧 好吧 Okay, okay. 529 00:32:57,308 --> 00:32:59,409 用力點 Suck hard. 530 00:32:59,411 --> 00:33:00,644 就這樣 That's it. 531 00:33:00,646 --> 00:33:01,912 別把毒液吞進去了 Don't swallow the poison. 532 00:33:01,914 --> 00:33:03,313 趕緊吐出來 And now spit it out. 533 00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:07,117 - 幹得好 - 讚美太陽 Well done. Praise the lord. 534 00:33:07,119 --> 00:33:09,052 我還以為我要失去你了 弟弟 I thought I'd lost you, brother. 535 00:33:09,054 --> 00:33:10,454 - 我愛你 - 諾比 I love you so much. Nobby. 536 00:33:10,456 --> 00:33:12,556 - 什麼 ? - 我另一個部位也被擊中了 What? I've been hit somewhere else. 537 00:33:12,558 --> 00:33:13,757 哪 ? Where? 538 00:33:16,561 --> 00:33:18,695 我才不吸那裡 絕對不行 I'm not falling for that one. No way. 539 00:33:18,697 --> 00:33:21,098 不行... 你幹嘛 ? No, you don't-- what are you doing? 540 00:33:21,100 --> 00:33:23,600 你幹嘛脫褲子 ? No, why are you taking those off? 541 00:33:23,602 --> 00:33:26,169 毒液是從左邊睪丸葉進入的 The toxin's coursing through the left lobule of my teste. 542 00:33:26,171 --> 00:33:29,740 經由精液和淋巴管通往我的腎臟 快吸 Up the spermatic plexus to my kidneys. Suck it. 543 00:33:29,742 --> 00:33:31,074 呼 ! Whoo! 544 00:33:31,076 --> 00:33:32,576 耶穌說過 As Jesus said, 545 00:33:32,578 --> 00:33:36,546 "別給自己兄弟口交" "Thou shalt not suck off your own fucking brother." 546 00:33:36,548 --> 00:33:39,349 快吸 要不然我60秒內就會死 Do it, or I'll be dead in 60 seconds. 547 00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:41,418 我傻乎乎的找了你30年 I've been searching for you for almost 30 year. 548 00:33:41,420 --> 00:33:44,554 其實上Grindr(同性戀交友網站)的話 2分鐘就能找到了 I could've found you in two minutes on grindr. 549 00:33:44,556 --> 00:33:48,158 選一個吧 要不吸我蛋蛋 要不看著我死 Choose. You can suck my scrotum or you can let me die. 550 00:33:49,327 --> 00:33:50,594 好吧 Okay. 551 00:33:50,596 --> 00:33:52,829 你想讓我刻什麼在你墓碑上 ? What would you like written on your gravestone? 552 00:33:52,831 --> 00:33:54,564 快給我吸 ! Suck my balls! 553 00:33:54,566 --> 00:33:56,400 喔 ! Whoa! 554 00:33:56,402 --> 00:33:57,901 我只剩40秒了 I have less than 40 seconds. 555 00:33:57,903 --> 00:33:59,569 好吧 All right. 556 00:33:59,571 --> 00:34:01,471 這是為了老爸 This is for dad. 557 00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:05,909 快吸 用力吸 Suck it. Suck harder. 558 00:34:05,911 --> 00:34:07,944 吸出來吐掉 Suck and spit. 559 00:34:07,946 --> 00:34:12,382 吸出來吐掉 吸出來吐掉 Suck and spit. Suck and spit. 560 00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:14,918 毒液傳播太快了 我得用上體位才行 It's traveling too fast. I need to be on top. 561 00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:17,421 來這邊 Over here. 562 00:34:17,423 --> 00:34:20,023 啥 ? 不行 我才不玩Teabag(一種玩法) What? No. I draw the line at teabagging. 563 00:34:22,995 --> 00:34:24,461 得趕緊搖出來 Must shake this out. 564 00:34:25,563 --> 00:34:27,697 根本沒起作用 It's not working. 565 00:34:34,806 --> 00:34:36,006 科迪 Coddy. 566 00:34:36,008 --> 00:34:39,876 科迪 別死啊 科迪 Coddy, don't go. Coddy. 567 00:34:39,878 --> 00:34:42,813 我失去了你一次 I've lost you once. 568 00:34:42,815 --> 00:34:45,248 我不能再次失去你 I refuse to lose you again. 569 00:34:54,859 --> 00:34:56,760 噢 ! Oh! 570 00:34:58,229 --> 00:34:59,429 好了 That's it. 571 00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:01,565 - 我們做到了 - 你做到了 We did it. You did it. 572 00:35:01,567 --> 00:35:02,799 我們做到... We did-- 573 00:35:02,801 --> 00:35:05,068 你居然射我臉 you just came on me face. 574 00:35:05,070 --> 00:35:07,037 最多只是射精前的透明液體而已 It was a trickle of pre-ejaculate at most. 575 00:35:07,039 --> 00:35:08,472 成熟點吧 Grow up. 576 00:35:20,418 --> 00:35:23,687 我想像能有一天人們不用再活在困難當中 I envision a day when people won't have to live like this. 577 00:35:23,689 --> 00:35:26,490 人們不再會被貧困壓垮 A day when poverty will be eradicated. 578 00:35:26,492 --> 00:35:28,492 我知道這一天是有可能實現的 And I know it's possible. 579 00:35:28,494 --> 00:35:30,560 長官 我們有線索了 Sir, we've got something. 580 00:35:30,562 --> 00:35:33,363 用力吸 吸出來吐掉 Suck harder. Suck and spit. 581 00:35:33,365 --> 00:35:35,599 你找到什麼新線索了 馬巴爾 ? So, what's this new intelligence, marber? 582 00:35:35,601 --> 00:35:38,502 我們查到了格雷夫的同夥 是他哥哥 We've identified the partner, sir. He's graves' brother. 583 00:35:38,504 --> 00:35:40,036 - 哥哥 ? - 凱爾·阿倫·布徹爾 Brother? Kyle Alan butcher, 584 00:35:40,038 --> 00:35:41,638 也被稱作 諾比·布徹爾 a.K.A. Nobby butcher. 585 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,173 肯定是"大漩渦"的間諜吧 A maelstrom sleeper, no doubt. 586 00:35:43,175 --> 00:35:45,909 只是個勞動階級流氓而已 Just some working-class scum. 587 00:35:45,911 --> 00:35:47,511 找出並殺了他們 Find them and kill them. 588 00:35:47,513 --> 00:35:48,712 遵命 長官 Yes, sir. 589 00:35:52,684 --> 00:35:54,451 我找到殺手了 I found the assassin. 590 00:35:54,453 --> 00:35:56,887 他叫帕維爾·盧卡申科 他正前往南非途中 He's pavel lukashenko. He's on route to South Africa. 591 00:35:56,889 --> 00:35:58,221 很好 Good. 592 00:35:58,223 --> 00:36:00,157 還有 他們查到你哥哥了 Yeah. And they know about your brother. 593 00:36:00,159 --> 00:36:01,791 沒問題 我正準備甩開他 No problem. I'm about to ditch him. 594 00:36:01,793 --> 00:36:03,593 聽著 Listen. 595 00:36:03,595 --> 00:36:06,863 如果他被抓到 他和他家人都會被殺 They'll kill him and his family too if they catch him. 596 00:36:06,865 --> 00:36:09,499 你真希望害死你哥哥嗎 ? Do you really want your brother to die? 597 00:36:22,547 --> 00:36:23,747 快忘掉 Forget it. 598 00:36:23,749 --> 00:36:25,815 聽著 我得找你那朋友聊聊 Look, I need to talk to your friend. 599 00:36:25,817 --> 00:36:28,285 叫啥來這 米爾基 ? Uh, what--? Milky? 600 00:36:28,287 --> 00:36:30,720 那個運魚的 ? The fish travel agent? 601 00:36:31,723 --> 00:36:33,924 怎麼 你想讓他也給你吸吸 ? What, so you can gob-rape him too? 602 00:36:33,926 --> 00:36:35,158 你個禽獸 You monster. 603 00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,127 不是 No. 604 00:36:37,129 --> 00:36:38,762 我們要去南非了 We're going to South Africa. 605 00:36:40,665 --> 00:36:41,898 真的 ? Really? 606 00:36:41,900 --> 00:36:45,268 我要和我弟弟去度假了 I'm going on holiday with me babby brother. 607 00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:18,768 全球矚目的半決賽正在上演 It's a semifinal that has become gripped by tension. 608 00:37:18,770 --> 00:37:22,072 球權在英國腳上 正進行最後一次進攻 And england to have the ball. Time for one last attack, baby. 609 00:37:22,074 --> 00:37:24,474 - 加油 斯特林 - 球傳到了斯特林腳上 Come on, Sterling. The ball's broken for Sterling. 610 00:37:24,476 --> 00:37:26,610 - 射門啊 - 拉西姆·斯特林穿過去了 Get in there. Raheem Sterling's through. 611 00:37:26,612 --> 00:37:28,545 拉西姆·斯特林為英國射門得分 ! And raheem Sterling scores for england! 612 00:37:28,547 --> 00:37:30,513 這一球奠定了英國 That surely puts england 613 00:37:30,515 --> 00:37:32,816 前往智利參加決賽的資格 into the final in Chile. 614 00:37:32,818 --> 00:37:34,384 加油 ! Here we go! 615 00:37:34,386 --> 00:37:36,319 一口老痰吐你們臉上 ! We spit on your face! 616 00:37:36,321 --> 00:37:37,821 加油 ! 加油 ! Here we go! Here we go! 617 00:37:37,823 --> 00:37:41,524 諾比 他們在打齊克·斯丹頓 Nobby. They're beating up Zeke Stanton. 618 00:37:41,526 --> 00:37:42,859 納粹混蛋 ! Nazi bastard! 619 00:37:42,861 --> 00:37:44,995 - 入侵足球場 ! - 入侵足球場 ! Pitch invasion! Pitch invasion! 620 00:37:44,997 --> 00:37:47,597 - 納粹混球 ! - 干死他們 ! - Nazi scum! - Let's get them! 621 00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:49,499 - 快走 - 耶 ! - Come on. - Yeah! 622 00:38:06,784 --> 00:38:11,254 比賽結束 英國將前往智利參加決賽 That's it. England are going to the final in Chile. 623 00:38:15,260 --> 00:38:16,893 - 朱蒂 - 嗨 爸爸 Jodie. Hi, daddy. 624 00:38:16,895 --> 00:38:18,928 別再這樣叫了 感覺挺變態的 No, no, stop doing that now. It's weird. 625 00:38:18,930 --> 00:38:20,930 我發現盧卡申科的位置了 I've discovered where lukashenko is. 626 00:38:20,932 --> 00:38:25,735 我追蹤到了他的位置 克魯格公園的灌木旅社 I tracked him to the tshukaru bush lodge in kruger park. 627 00:38:25,737 --> 00:38:29,606 他在跟一個叫約裡斯·斯密特的化學家會面 He's meeting up with a biochemist called joris smit. 628 00:38:29,608 --> 00:38:32,709 "大漩渦"很顯然在買他的什麼產品 Maelstrom are clearly buying something from him. 629 00:38:32,711 --> 00:38:35,578 這人目前和他妻子 麗娜·斯密特 一起住在酒店裡 He's currently in a hotel room with Lina smit, his wife, 630 00:38:35,580 --> 00:38:37,914 他妻子以亂交聞名 famed for her promiscuity. 631 00:38:37,916 --> 00:38:40,884 你得從她那下手 可能得獻身勾引她才行 You need to find out from her. You may need to seduce her. 632 00:38:40,886 --> 00:38:43,119 你也知道 為了英國 我在所不辭 Well, as you know, I'll do anything for england. 633 00:38:43,121 --> 00:38:44,621 給我在旅社預定一個房間 Book me a room at the lodge. 634 00:38:44,623 --> 00:38:47,357 已經定好了 你的化名叫謝爾頓先生 I have done. Your alias is Mr. Shelton. 635 00:38:47,359 --> 00:38:48,992 - 嘿 英國佬 - 幹嘛 ? Hey, English. What? 636 00:38:48,994 --> 00:38:50,760 我有用來慶祝的好東西 I have something for you to celebrate: 637 00:38:50,762 --> 00:38:54,230 全非洲最棒的海洛因 好好享受吧 The best heroin in Africa. Enjoy. 638 00:38:54,232 --> 00:38:57,067 說出來很丟臉 我從沒試過海洛因 I'm embarrassed to say I've never actually tried any before. 639 00:38:57,069 --> 00:38:58,668 - 你絕對喜歡的 - 聽著 You'll like it. Listen, 640 00:38:58,670 --> 00:39:00,170 我很希望能和你保持聯繫 I'd love to stay in touch. 641 00:39:00,172 --> 00:39:01,905 - 你有E-mail之類的嗎 ? - Linkedin(商務社交網站) Are you on e-mail or...? Linkedin. 642 00:39:01,907 --> 00:39:06,276 賬號是 tabansinyaguraheroindealer15 It is tabansinyaguraheroindealer15. 643 00:39:06,278 --> 00:39:08,311 什麼 Yes. 644 00:39:08,313 --> 00:39:09,746 你剛和誰說話呢 ? Who's that you were talking to? 645 00:39:09,748 --> 00:39:11,881 我新朋友 塔班西 That is me new mate, tabansi. 646 00:39:11,883 --> 00:39:14,217 他在南非搞運輸 He flies to and from south America 647 00:39:14,219 --> 00:39:16,686 在菊花裡藏毒品乘飛機 with drugs rammed up his bottom. 648 00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:19,923 不這麼做就只能犯一輩子罪 It's either that or a life of crime. 649 00:39:21,460 --> 00:39:22,759 諾比 Nobby. 650 00:39:22,761 --> 00:39:24,327 我得出去幾小時 I'll be gone for a couple of hours. 651 00:39:24,329 --> 00:39:26,196 為啥 ? 你去做什麼 ? Why? What are you up to? 652 00:39:26,198 --> 00:39:29,299 我要去見個人 查清盧卡申科來這裡的目的 I'm meeting someone to find out why lukashenko came here. 653 00:39:29,301 --> 00:39:32,669 你就好好待在這裡 懂沒 ? You stay here, understood? 654 00:39:42,413 --> 00:39:43,980 不 Oh, no. 655 00:39:46,517 --> 00:39:49,119 我好像把我倆的針管搞混了 I think I might've mixed up our needles. 656 00:39:49,121 --> 00:39:51,488 老天啊 Oh, my god. 657 00:39:51,490 --> 00:39:54,591 你注射了海洛因可執行不了秘密任務 You can't do a secret mission on heroin. 658 00:39:54,593 --> 00:39:56,559 別擔心 Not to worry, all right? 659 00:39:56,561 --> 00:39:58,862 把間諜任務交給你哥哥就行 Just leave the spying to your brother. 660 00:40:10,307 --> 00:40:11,508 塞巴斯蒂安 ? Sebastian? 661 00:40:11,510 --> 00:40:13,643 不是 他在沙發上躺著 No, he's currently on couch, 662 00:40:13,645 --> 00:40:15,044 揉自己奶玩呢 smacked off his tits. 663 00:40:15,046 --> 00:40:16,446 你是誰 ? Who is this? 664 00:40:16,448 --> 00:40:18,014 我是他哥哥 諾比 I'm his brother, nobby. 665 00:40:18,016 --> 00:40:19,015 我能幫什麼忙嗎 ? Can I help? 666 00:40:19,017 --> 00:40:22,552 諾比 你得好好聽著 Nobby, I need you to listen to me. 667 00:40:22,554 --> 00:40:24,654 你得代替他執行任務 You are going to have to take his place. 668 00:40:24,656 --> 00:40:27,657 你得前往梅特蘭車站 You need to head to maitland station. 669 00:40:27,659 --> 00:40:29,959 然後你會見到一個來自灌木旅社的司機 There, you'll meet a driver from tshukaru bush lodge. 670 00:40:29,961 --> 00:40:33,563 見到他之後 你的化名叫謝爾頓先生 When you meet him, your alias is Mr. Shelton. 671 00:40:33,565 --> 00:40:35,098 聽懂了沒 ? Did you get that? 672 00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:37,901 我現在就傳信息到你隱形眼鏡上 I'll send the information to your lens. 673 00:41:25,950 --> 00:41:27,350 糟了 快把門打開 ! Oh, no. Open the door! 674 00:41:27,352 --> 00:41:29,085 把門打開 ! Open the door! 675 00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:45,401 好的 你得進酒店去 找到麗娜·斯密特 然後勾引她 Okay, you need to head inside, find Lina smit and seduce her. 676 00:41:45,403 --> 00:41:47,303 什麼 背著唐妮偷情 ? 絕對不行 What, and cheat on dawny? Never. 677 00:41:47,305 --> 00:41:49,305 你得勾引她 然後查出 You need to seduce her in order to find out 678 00:41:49,307 --> 00:41:51,875 她丈夫賣了什麼給盧卡申科 what lukashenko bought from her husband. 679 00:41:51,877 --> 00:41:53,276 好吧 Okay. 680 00:41:57,214 --> 00:41:59,449 你見到麗娜·斯密特沒 ? Can you see Lina smit? 681 00:41:59,451 --> 00:42:01,417 她很顯眼的 She's easy to spot. 682 00:42:01,419 --> 00:42:04,988 她穿著一條綠裙子 而且她是個大美人 She's wearing a green dress, and she's absolutely gorgeous. 683 00:42:11,595 --> 00:42:13,630 噢 不 Oh, no. 684 00:42:13,632 --> 00:42:15,031 她的確是個大美人 She is gorgeous. 685 00:42:15,033 --> 00:42:16,232 找到了 ? Got her? 686 00:42:16,234 --> 00:42:17,867 沒錯 Bingo. 687 00:42:25,242 --> 00:42:28,945 我得掛了 記住 表現得深沉點 I've got to go. Remember, act sophisticated. 688 00:42:30,681 --> 00:42:33,716 你好啊 小野貓 Hello, pussycat. 689 00:42:33,718 --> 00:42:35,251 我叫... The name is... 690 00:42:35,253 --> 00:42:37,186 謝爾頓 Shelton. 691 00:42:37,188 --> 00:42:38,721 M.R 謝爾頓 M.R. Shelton. 692 00:42:38,723 --> 00:42:41,024 我在到處找你 I've been looking for you. 693 00:42:41,026 --> 00:42:42,692 你想讓我清掃房間 ? You want room clean? 694 00:42:42,694 --> 00:42:44,861 清掃房間 ? Room clean? 695 00:42:44,863 --> 00:42:47,730 嗯 沒錯 "清掃房間" Yeah. Yes. "Room clean." 696 00:42:47,732 --> 00:42:50,300 從上到下都清理乾淨 From top to bottom. 697 00:42:50,302 --> 00:42:51,568 我住在23號 I'm in 23. 698 00:42:51,570 --> 00:42:54,704 但是你和我一起的話 我們能玩到69號 But together, we could make it 69. 699 00:42:54,706 --> 00:42:56,673 好吧 我一會就來 Okay. I come soon. 700 00:43:13,023 --> 00:43:14,457 快啊 Come on. 701 00:43:14,459 --> 00:43:15,858 啊 ! Ugh! 702 00:43:17,596 --> 00:43:19,228 下午好 Good afternoon. 703 00:43:19,230 --> 00:43:22,432 你好 我這裡有緊急情況 褐色代碼 Hello. There's an emergency. It's a code brown. 704 00:43:22,434 --> 00:43:23,733 褐色代碼 ? A code brown, sir? 705 00:43:23,735 --> 00:43:26,035 我把廁所堵了 I've blocked the toiletry. 706 00:43:26,037 --> 00:43:28,705 你能盡快派個人上來麼 謝謝 Could you send somebody up as soon as you can, please? 707 00:43:28,707 --> 00:43:30,406 好的 謝爾頓先生 Okay, Mr. Shelton. 708 00:43:30,408 --> 00:43:31,874 我馬上派人來 I will send you assistance. 709 00:43:31,876 --> 00:43:34,010 塞巴斯蒂安到了 Sebastian graves is here. 710 00:43:34,012 --> 00:43:36,746 去他的房間勾引他 Go to his room and seduce him. 711 00:43:36,748 --> 00:43:38,281 我馬上來 I'll be there soon. 712 00:43:38,283 --> 00:43:40,717 太好了 維修工來了 Oh, good. Maintenance is here. 713 00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:45,054 謝爾頓先生 Mr. Shelton. 714 00:43:45,056 --> 00:43:46,456 你們這的員工真夠快的 That is really fast service. 715 00:43:46,458 --> 00:43:48,658 我才剛掛電話呢 I only just called down. 716 00:43:48,660 --> 00:43:50,627 謝謝你這麼快就來了 Thank you for coming so quickly. 717 00:43:50,629 --> 00:43:54,097 希望我能滿足你 I hope I can reciprocate. 718 00:43:55,332 --> 00:43:56,766 好吧 Yeah. 719 00:43:56,768 --> 00:43:58,134 總之 跟我來吧 Anyway, uh, follow me. 720 00:43:58,136 --> 00:44:01,804 就這裡面 開始工作吧 Uh, ahem, come on. In here. Let's do this. 721 00:44:03,374 --> 00:44:05,541 你平時可不會選這裡 Not your usual place to do it. 722 00:44:05,543 --> 00:44:08,544 什麼 ? 為啥 ? What? Why? 723 00:44:08,546 --> 00:44:09,812 我平時會選哪 ? Where did you expect me to do it? 724 00:44:09,814 --> 00:44:11,214 床上 In the bed. 725 00:44:11,216 --> 00:44:13,383 床上 ? 我又不是動物 In the-- in the bed? I'm not an animal. 726 00:44:13,385 --> 00:44:16,185 我都有5周沒在床上拉過了 I haven't done one in a bed for over five weeks. 727 00:44:16,187 --> 00:44:18,755 我們趕緊開工好嗎 我直接指給你看吧 ? Let's be quick with this. Shall I show it to you? 728 00:44:18,757 --> 00:44:20,923 我怎麼知道 你給我看之後 How do I know that when I see it, 729 00:44:20,925 --> 00:44:23,960 我不會瘋狂的愛上你 ? I won't fall madly in love with you? 730 00:44:25,062 --> 00:44:28,364 這可能性並不高 There's really not much danger of that. 731 00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:30,800 很大坨的 It's enormous. 732 00:44:30,802 --> 00:44:33,770 我喜歡那樣的 All the better. 733 00:44:33,772 --> 00:44:35,672 有多硬 ? How hard is it? 734 00:44:35,674 --> 00:44:37,607 好吧 Well, okay. 735 00:44:37,609 --> 00:44:39,942 讓我想想 額... Let me try and remember. Um... 736 00:44:39,944 --> 00:44:42,145 頂上十分硬 I mean, the top of it is, you know, very hard. 737 00:44:42,147 --> 00:44:43,546 而且弄得我很痛 Actually, painfully so. 738 00:44:43,548 --> 00:44:44,881 嗯 Mmm. 739 00:44:44,883 --> 00:44:47,316 然後中間是半硬 Then kind of medium soft. 740 00:44:47,318 --> 00:44:51,220 然後到了最後 又變得非常硬 And at the base of it, really hard again. 741 00:44:51,222 --> 00:44:53,990 要不要我給你說說我準備怎麼做 ? Now, should I tell you what I'm gonna do with it? 742 00:44:53,992 --> 00:44:55,525 不了 No. 743 00:44:55,527 --> 00:44:57,927 我會用手拿起來 I'm gonna take it in my hand. 744 00:44:57,929 --> 00:44:59,929 - 全部拿起來 - 好吧 All of it. Right. 745 00:44:59,931 --> 00:45:01,330 真是不尋常 That's very unusual. 746 00:45:01,332 --> 00:45:02,532 是的 Yeah. 747 00:45:02,534 --> 00:45:03,900 然後我拿嘴去親 And then I'm gonna kiss it. 748 00:45:03,902 --> 00:45:05,835 拿嘴去親 ? Gonna kiss it? 749 00:45:05,837 --> 00:45:09,806 然後就全放進嘴裡去 And I'm gonna put all of it in my mouth. 750 00:45:12,309 --> 00:45:15,545 簡直比"兩女一杯"還噁心(好孩子別去搜) This is worse than 2 girls and 1 cup. 751 00:45:15,547 --> 00:45:19,015 我打賭肯定是草莓味的 I bet it tastes like strawberries. 752 00:45:19,017 --> 00:45:22,985 我向你保證 絕對是清真烤肉串的味道 And I bet you that it tastes of kebab with extra curry sauce. 753 00:45:25,289 --> 00:45:28,157 聽著 你這人真夠重口的 Listen. You're a total fucking weirdo, right? 754 00:45:28,159 --> 00:45:32,028 呆在這裡 絕對別出來 Just stay in here and do not come out. 755 00:45:32,030 --> 00:45:33,229 好的 Okay. 756 00:45:40,304 --> 00:45:43,573 又見面了 So we meet again. 757 00:45:43,575 --> 00:45:45,808 請進吧 Please, come in. 758 00:45:47,044 --> 00:45:48,945 好吧 Okay. 759 00:45:52,449 --> 00:45:55,752 你幹嘛呢 ? 叫個傭人擦桌子就行了 What are you doing? Let someone else do that. 760 00:45:58,256 --> 00:46:01,190 請原諒我離開一下 Please excuse me for one moment. 761 00:46:03,127 --> 00:46:05,695 你幹嘛呢 ? What the hell are you doing? 762 00:46:05,697 --> 00:46:07,296 我在給自己做準備 I'm getting myself ready. 763 00:46:07,298 --> 00:46:09,365 噓 ! 聽著 我懂的 Shh! Listen, I get it. 764 00:46:09,367 --> 00:46:11,834 你不想把褐色染料弄到衣服上去 You don't wanna get any brown shrapnel on your clothes. 765 00:46:11,836 --> 00:46:14,470 褐色染料 ? Brown-- brown shrapnel? 766 00:46:14,472 --> 00:46:16,372 就這個 This. 767 00:46:17,942 --> 00:46:21,177 看到沒 ? 硬 軟 硬 You see? Hard, soft, hard. 768 00:46:22,579 --> 00:46:24,213 祝你成功 May the best man win. 769 00:46:26,483 --> 00:46:29,085 - 我要去修廁所了 - 別別別 - I go in there now. - No, no, no. 770 00:46:29,087 --> 00:46:32,088 我們認識一下吧 Let's get acquainted. 771 00:46:34,892 --> 00:46:36,959 有沒有人告訴過你 Has anyone ever told you 772 00:46:36,961 --> 00:46:39,395 你是個非常美麗的女人 ? that you're a very beautiful woman? 773 00:46:41,932 --> 00:46:43,900 你是上帝在這"綠色地球"上 You are the most beautiful thing 774 00:46:43,902 --> 00:46:46,769 創造出的最美的人 to ever walk the lord's green earth. 775 00:46:49,540 --> 00:46:52,475 我們收到了格雷夫眼鏡裡傳來的信號 長官 We're getting signal from graves' lens, sir. 776 00:46:52,477 --> 00:46:53,676 放到屏幕上 Put it up. 777 00:46:53,678 --> 00:46:56,412 是什麼情況 ? So, what are we looking at? 778 00:47:00,350 --> 00:47:02,385 老天啊 格雷夫 Good god, graves. 779 00:47:04,555 --> 00:47:06,088 烏 ! Whoo! 780 00:47:06,090 --> 00:47:08,457 盧卡申科為什麼和你丈夫會面 ? Why did lukashenko meet your husband? 781 00:47:08,459 --> 00:47:12,328 能放大那個招牌麼 ? Can you zoom in on that stationery? 782 00:47:14,698 --> 00:47:16,999 把坐標發給奇爾科特 Send the coordinates to chilcott. 783 00:47:19,303 --> 00:47:22,171 你寧願上女傭 也不上我 ? You'd rather make love to a maid than me? 784 00:47:22,173 --> 00:47:23,406 女傭 ? Maid? 785 00:47:25,642 --> 00:47:27,610 巴努 出去 ! Banu, out! 786 00:47:27,612 --> 00:47:29,245 對不起 斯密特夫人 Sorry, Mrs. Smit. 787 00:47:29,247 --> 00:47:31,347 斯密特夫人 ? Mrs. Smit? 788 00:47:31,349 --> 00:47:32,548 出去 巴努 ! Get out, banu! 789 00:47:32,550 --> 00:47:34,383 真對不起 I'm so sorry. Sorry. 790 00:47:36,221 --> 00:47:42,058 現在 讓我給你看看 我有多狂野 Now, let me show you how wild this animal can be. 791 00:47:45,229 --> 00:47:49,966 你真以為我會讓你睡我老婆嗎 格雷夫先生 ? Did you really think I'd let you sleep with my wife, Mr. Graves? 792 00:47:49,968 --> 00:47:51,467 沒 不過話又說回來 我也沒想到 No. But then again, I never thought 793 00:47:51,469 --> 00:47:53,936 她會用衣架給我通大便 that she'd chop up me poo with a coat hanger. 794 00:47:56,274 --> 00:48:00,943 再見了 塞巴斯蒂安·格雷夫 Goodbye, Sebastian graves. 795 00:48:00,945 --> 00:48:03,112 他可不是我 That's not Sebastian graves. 796 00:48:08,085 --> 00:48:09,785 - 你沒事吧 ? - 嗯 You okay? Yeah. 797 00:48:09,787 --> 00:48:11,020 海洛因效果如何 ? How was the heroin? 798 00:48:11,022 --> 00:48:13,389 比想像中還爽 Better than expected. 799 00:48:14,858 --> 00:48:16,592 盧卡申科找你丈夫做什麼 ? Why did lukashenko meet your husband? 800 00:48:16,594 --> 00:48:17,927 "大漩渦"在計劃什麼 ? What are maelstrom planning? 801 00:48:17,929 --> 00:48:19,829 我不知道 I don't know. 802 00:48:19,831 --> 00:48:21,364 小賽 別 Seb, don't. 803 00:48:22,633 --> 00:48:25,101 別太往心裡去了 美人 他見人就殺的 Don't take it personal, love. He kills everyone. 804 00:48:25,103 --> 00:48:27,970 因為他小時候常尿床 It's because he used to wet the bed. 805 00:48:27,972 --> 00:48:30,406 - 這事很重要 得告訴她才行 - 根本不重要 It's important she knows. It's not important. 806 00:48:30,408 --> 00:48:32,975 對於那個常年睡在你下鋪的小男孩很重要 Well, it was important to the boy on the bunk under you 807 00:48:32,977 --> 00:48:34,577 我經常被上鋪的尿滴到身上 who used to get dripped on at night. 808 00:48:34,579 --> 00:48:35,778 趕緊辦正事 Get on with it. 809 00:48:35,780 --> 00:48:37,880 把你知道的事告訴我們 Just tell us what you know, 810 00:48:37,882 --> 00:48:39,482 他就讓你活命 and he'll let you live. 811 00:48:39,484 --> 00:48:40,683 說吧 Come on. 812 00:48:41,985 --> 00:48:44,453 盧卡申科從我丈夫那買了某種病毒 Lukashenko bought some kind of virus. 813 00:48:44,455 --> 00:48:46,355 準備什麼時候使用 ? When is he gonna use it? 814 00:48:46,357 --> 00:48:48,224 明天 Tomorrow. 815 00:48:48,226 --> 00:48:50,526 他們準備在哪釋放病毒 ? Where are they gonna release the virus? 816 00:48:56,266 --> 00:48:58,067 他們... They'll-- 817 00:48:59,303 --> 00:49:01,103 趴下 ! get down! 818 00:49:02,773 --> 00:49:04,173 趴下 ! Stay down! 819 00:49:08,879 --> 00:49:11,147 是奇爾科特 快跑 It's chilcott. Move! 820 00:49:14,384 --> 00:49:15,584 快來 ! Come on! 821 00:49:29,633 --> 00:49:31,534 快跑 Come on. Run. 822 00:49:45,782 --> 00:49:47,783 根本無處可躲 There's nowhere to hide. 823 00:49:47,785 --> 00:49:49,385 - 我有主意了 - 真不錯 I got an idea. Oh, great. 824 00:49:49,387 --> 00:49:50,820 到目前為止 你的主意 Because your ideas have netted nothing 825 00:49:50,822 --> 00:49:52,054 全都是幫倒忙 but gold up to this point. 826 00:49:52,056 --> 00:49:53,356 你得跟著我 You're gonna follow me 827 00:49:53,358 --> 00:49:55,257 然後服從你老哥的命令 and do exactly what your big brother says. 828 00:49:55,259 --> 00:49:56,959 - 趕緊的 ! - 走吧 Hurry! Come on. 829 00:50:08,038 --> 00:50:09,905 他們去哪了 ? Where'd they go? 830 00:50:09,907 --> 00:50:12,141 - 剛剛還在這的 - 散開 They were just here. Spread out. 831 00:50:12,143 --> 00:50:14,243 找出他們 Find them. 832 00:50:17,882 --> 00:50:20,149 老天啊 噁心死了 Oh, god, this is disgusting. 833 00:50:36,233 --> 00:50:38,100 長官 快來看看 Sir, take a look at this! 834 00:50:40,670 --> 00:50:43,939 - 看看他們走沒 - 等我爬出去 - Check if they've gone. - I'm trying to. 835 00:50:46,177 --> 00:50:49,078 看到什麼了 ? 他們走沒 ? What can you see? They've gone? 836 00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:50,713 周邊已安全 The coast is clear. 837 00:50:50,715 --> 00:50:52,581 太好了 我們出去吧 Good. Let's get out of here. 838 00:50:54,751 --> 00:50:56,419 不 Oh, no. 839 00:50:57,888 --> 00:50:59,722 我操啊 ! Oh, fuck me! 840 00:50:59,724 --> 00:51:01,023 做好準備 小賽 ! Brace yourself, seb! 841 00:51:03,728 --> 00:51:05,061 快放開他 ! Get off him! 842 00:51:05,063 --> 00:51:07,396 快抬開 啊 ! Get it off me. Aah! 843 00:51:07,398 --> 00:51:10,599 公象性交能長達3小時 The male can fuck for up to three hours. 844 00:51:10,601 --> 00:51:12,234 我們得給它擼出來 We have to make it come. 845 00:51:12,236 --> 00:51:13,836 我在動物世界裡看過 I saw it on the BBC. 846 00:51:13,838 --> 00:51:17,339 你負責丁丁 我負責蛋蛋 You work the shaft, and I'll cradle the balls. 847 00:51:17,341 --> 00:51:19,141 我脖子都要被頂斷了 It's gonna break my neck. 848 00:51:21,344 --> 00:51:23,279 我抓到了 I got them. 849 00:51:23,281 --> 00:51:25,114 加油 小賽 你能行的 Come on, sebbo. You can do it. 850 00:51:25,116 --> 00:51:26,782 我已經在擼了　！ I'm doing it! I'm doing it! 851 00:51:26,784 --> 00:51:30,653 - 用舌頭舔它尿孔 - 別說蠢話 Put your tongue in the peehole. Don't be stupid. 852 00:51:30,655 --> 00:51:34,123 好像起作用了 好像起作用了 I think we're in business. I think we're in business. 853 00:51:35,660 --> 00:51:38,094 快射啊 Come on. Come on. 854 00:51:42,467 --> 00:51:43,899 老天啊 Oh, god. 855 00:51:43,901 --> 00:51:45,701 噁心死了 ! That is revolting! 856 00:51:46,703 --> 00:51:48,671 哈庫娜瑪塔塔 Hakuna matata. 857 00:51:48,673 --> 00:51:49,872 幹得好 Well done. 858 00:51:52,275 --> 00:51:53,676 我要吐了 I think I'm gonna be sick. 859 00:51:53,678 --> 00:51:55,778 這最多只是射精前的透明液體而已 It's a trickle of pre-ejaculate at most. 860 00:51:55,780 --> 00:51:56,979 成熟點吧 Grow up. 861 00:51:56,981 --> 00:51:58,714 去看看周邊安全沒 See if the coast is clear. 862 00:52:00,417 --> 00:52:03,018 - 不 - 怎麼了 ? Oh, no. What? What is it? 863 00:52:03,020 --> 00:52:05,421 這是大象群交 It's an elephant bukkake party. 864 00:52:05,423 --> 00:52:06,989 快拔出去 Get it out. 865 00:52:06,991 --> 00:52:08,491 我菊花要被頂破了 It's breaking me asshole. 866 00:52:09,326 --> 00:52:11,460 要不了多久了 Not much longer now. 867 00:52:11,462 --> 00:52:14,830 - 做好準備 ! 啊 ! - 不 ! Brace yourself! Aah! No! 868 00:52:21,404 --> 00:52:23,772 好了 All right. 869 00:52:28,011 --> 00:52:29,678 你還好吧 ? Are you okay? 870 00:52:33,383 --> 00:52:35,718 我一點都不好 No, I'm not okay. 871 00:52:35,720 --> 00:52:38,420 我剛拉的屎都是白色的 I just did an entirely white poo. 872 00:52:38,422 --> 00:52:40,322 你得清洗乾淨 進來吧 You need to get cleaned up. Get in. 873 00:52:41,958 --> 00:52:43,592 我菊花沒事吧 ? Is me ass okay? 874 00:52:43,594 --> 00:52:45,194 啊 ? Huh? 875 00:52:45,196 --> 00:52:48,264 嗯 沒什麼事 一點都沒事 Yeah, it's good. It's really good. 876 00:52:53,403 --> 00:52:55,604 這是你蛋蛋 ? Are those your bollocks? 877 00:52:55,606 --> 00:52:57,873 你右邊蛋蛋被人親出吻痕了 Someone's given you a hickey on your right nut. 878 00:52:59,243 --> 00:53:00,643 是你弄的 That was you. 879 00:53:02,078 --> 00:53:03,646 噢 Oh. 880 00:53:04,948 --> 00:53:06,382 是朱蒂 It's Jodie. 881 00:53:07,317 --> 00:53:08,684 把她娶了吧 She could be your missus. 882 00:53:08,686 --> 00:53:10,686 不行 我受不了只有一個女人 No, I could never be with one woman. 883 00:53:10,688 --> 00:53:13,622 那你就錯過了生命中最棒的禮物 Well, you're missing out on the greatest gift in life: 884 00:53:13,624 --> 00:53:15,424 家人 Family. 885 00:53:15,426 --> 00:53:18,661 我家人給我的唯一禮物就是背叛 The only gift I ever got from my family was betrayal. 886 00:53:20,397 --> 00:53:21,964 你當初為什麼下車了 ? Why did you do it? 887 00:53:22,966 --> 00:53:24,200 已經不重要了 It doesn't matter. 888 00:53:24,202 --> 00:53:25,401 不重要 ? It doesn't matter? 889 00:53:25,403 --> 00:53:27,570 我才6歲 你卻把我拋棄了 You abandoned me when I was 6. 890 00:53:27,572 --> 00:53:29,171 告訴我原因 Now, why? 891 00:53:37,247 --> 00:53:39,181 我們已經做出決定了 We have made our decision. 892 00:53:39,183 --> 00:53:42,651 我們決定領養其中一個孩子 羅斯利先生 We've decided we can take one of the brothers, Mr. Lowsley. 893 00:53:42,653 --> 00:53:46,922 可格雷夫先生 格雷夫女士 他倆形影不離 But Mr. And Mrs. Graves, these boys are inseparable. 894 00:53:46,924 --> 00:53:50,559 這樣會傷碎他們心的 而且會有有非常不好的影響 It would break their hearts, and affect them both very badly. 895 00:53:50,561 --> 00:53:52,561 我們已經做出決定了 This is the decision we have come to. 896 00:53:52,563 --> 00:53:54,697 但這樣的話 其中一人就只能 But that would leave one of the brothers 897 00:53:54,699 --> 00:53:56,332 待在格林斯比的收養所了 in the foster system in grimsby. 898 00:53:56,334 --> 00:53:58,033 那可不是小孩該待的地方 It's no place for a boy. 899 00:53:58,035 --> 00:54:00,436 他在那裡絕對沒有未來 He'll have no future here. 900 00:54:09,212 --> 00:54:11,347 快上車了 ! All aboard! 901 00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:15,351 諾比 ! nobby! 902 00:54:15,353 --> 00:54:17,653 有沒有見到我哥哥諾比 ? Have you seen me brother nobby? 903 00:54:17,655 --> 00:54:20,022 諾比 ! Nobby! 904 00:54:20,024 --> 00:54:22,825 不 ! 諾比 ! No! Nobby! 905 00:54:22,827 --> 00:54:24,326 快回來 諾比 ! Come back, nobby! 906 00:54:28,765 --> 00:54:30,766 老天啊 Oh, my god. 907 00:54:30,768 --> 00:54:32,401 所以當初我有可能會像你一樣 ? So I could have had your life? 908 00:54:32,403 --> 00:54:33,602 沒錯 That's right. 909 00:54:33,604 --> 00:54:36,672 而我主動退出了 And you could have had mine. 910 00:54:37,907 --> 00:54:39,441 諾比... Nobby... 911 00:54:40,977 --> 00:54:42,378 我... I... 912 00:54:46,449 --> 00:54:49,018 真對不起 I am so sorry. 913 00:54:49,020 --> 00:54:50,452 等下 Wait. 914 00:54:50,454 --> 00:54:54,189 我倆的丁丁好像撞上了 I think our penises just fist-bumped. 915 00:54:54,191 --> 00:54:56,492 快分開 Disengage. 916 00:54:56,494 --> 00:54:58,661 - 你得集中精力 對吧 ? - 對 You need to focus, right? Yeah. 917 00:54:58,663 --> 00:55:00,296 你得查清楚"大漩渦"明天 You need to find out where maelstrom 918 00:55:00,298 --> 00:55:01,764 準備在哪引爆炸彈 are planning to blow up tomorrow. 919 00:55:01,766 --> 00:55:04,900 而我得找間酒館看決賽 And I need to find a pub to watch the final in. 920 00:55:08,038 --> 00:55:11,473 - 等下 沒錯 - 他們要炸掉太陽 Hold on. That's it. They're gonna blow up the sun. 921 00:55:11,475 --> 00:55:14,743 不對 他們準備炸掉智利的決賽 No, they're planning to bomb the final in Chile. 922 00:55:14,745 --> 00:55:16,612 - 啥 ? - 我們得怎麼在 What? How are we supposed to get 923 00:55:16,614 --> 00:55:18,113 12小時內飛大半個地球啊 ? halfway around the world in 12 hours 924 00:55:18,115 --> 00:55:20,549 而且全球的情報機構都在追殺我 with the entire global intelligence community 925 00:55:20,551 --> 00:55:23,419 我們絕對沒機會的 trying to kill me? We'll never make it. 926 00:55:23,421 --> 00:55:25,621 我找了你28年 I searched for you for 28 years. 927 00:55:25,623 --> 00:55:29,325 我可不相信"絕對" I do not believe in never. 928 00:55:36,199 --> 00:55:38,534 這就是Linkedin的魅力 That's the beauty of linkedin. 929 00:55:39,469 --> 00:55:40,836 嘿 夥計 Hey, nobb-man. 930 00:55:40,838 --> 00:55:42,638 就你哥哥這"卑鄙的我"的打扮 How is your brother going to blend in 931 00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:43,906 是準備怎麼混入 with those football hooligans 932 00:55:43,908 --> 00:55:46,208 足球流氓團體裡啊 ? looking like the guy from despicable me? 933 00:55:55,152 --> 00:55:56,952 英國 ! England! 934 00:55:58,021 --> 00:55:59,288 英國 ! England! 935 00:55:59,290 --> 00:56:00,723 英國和德國粉絲們 English and German fans 936 00:56:00,725 --> 00:56:02,558 過去幾天來 都已經聚集到了 have been arriving here in Santiago 937 00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:03,959 聖地亞哥(智利首都) throughout the last few days. 938 00:56:03,961 --> 00:56:05,761 這裡是一個特別適合 Looks like the perfect place 939 00:56:05,763 --> 00:56:07,563 前來觀看自己國家隊比賽的地方 to come and watch your national team play 940 00:56:07,565 --> 00:56:09,398 而且獎金已經打破了全世界足球 for what is ultimately the greatest prize 941 00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:10,733 最高紀錄 in world football. 942 00:56:10,735 --> 00:56:12,601 不愧是世界級運動 This is a truly international occasion. 943 00:56:12,603 --> 00:56:14,069 我們看到了唐納德·特朗普(逗比美國總統競選人) We've seen Donald trump. 944 00:56:14,071 --> 00:56:18,207 螢幕巨星 丹尼爾·拉德克利夫也來了 Star of stage and screen, Daniel Radcliffe is here. 945 00:56:18,209 --> 00:56:20,809 中東和平象徵 洛莫·哈立迪也來了 Middle east peace symbol schlomo khalidi, 946 00:56:20,811 --> 00:56:23,779 他看上去氣色好多了 looking much better, is here too. 947 00:56:23,781 --> 00:56:25,881 人們大喊著揮舞著國旗 So much color and noise. 948 00:56:25,883 --> 00:56:28,183 而且比賽結束後還有更精彩的一幕 And there will be plenty of both at the end of the match, 949 00:56:28,185 --> 00:56:30,119 最終的哨響將會點燃 because the final whistle will trigger 950 00:56:30,121 --> 00:56:33,489 據說是運動史上最華麗的 what we are told will be the biggest firework display 951 00:56:33,491 --> 00:56:36,658 煙火表演 ever seen at a sporting event. 952 00:56:36,660 --> 00:56:38,460 我們還小的時候 When we was kids, 953 00:56:38,462 --> 00:56:42,498 你有沒有想過我們居然能一起來看世界盃決賽 ? did you ever think that we'd end up going to the final together? 954 00:56:42,500 --> 00:56:44,133 我確實想過 哥哥 Yes, I did, brother. 955 00:56:46,236 --> 00:56:48,170 諾比 ! Nobby! 956 00:56:51,741 --> 00:56:54,309 - 不 - 驚喜 ! No. Surprise! 957 00:56:54,311 --> 00:56:56,412 噢 ! Oh! 958 00:56:56,414 --> 00:56:58,447 我想死你了 I missed you so much. 959 00:56:58,449 --> 00:57:01,150 嘿 我們最喜歡的間諜 ! Hey. Our favorite spy! 960 00:57:01,152 --> 00:57:03,452 他是軍情六處的王牌 ! He's MI6's finest! 961 00:57:03,454 --> 00:57:06,121 他是軍情六處的王牌 ! He's MI6's finest! 962 00:57:06,123 --> 00:57:07,790 安靜點 Keep quiet. 963 00:57:07,792 --> 00:57:09,992 這裡沒什麼好看的 ! Nothing to see! 964 00:57:14,097 --> 00:57:15,864 街上有騷動 長官 There's a commotion, sir. 965 00:57:15,866 --> 00:57:17,065 靠近點 Get in closer. 966 00:57:19,269 --> 00:57:20,769 格雷夫 Graves. 967 00:57:24,007 --> 00:57:26,175 - 諾比 - 喂 我馬上回來 科迪 ! Nobby. Hey. I'll be back. Coddy! 968 00:57:26,177 --> 00:57:27,576 等等 諾比 ! Wait. Nobby! 969 00:57:48,198 --> 00:57:50,265 我們走 Let's go. 970 00:57:50,267 --> 00:57:52,501 小賽 ? 小賽 ? Sebbo? Sebbo? 971 00:57:53,837 --> 00:57:55,237 小賽 ! Sebbo! 972 00:57:55,239 --> 00:57:56,872 喂 ! Oi! 973 00:57:56,874 --> 00:57:58,073 小賽 ! Seb! 974 00:58:10,987 --> 00:58:12,721 找到了 Got you. 975 00:58:29,138 --> 00:58:31,006 這是什麼地方啊 ? What is this place? 976 00:58:37,013 --> 00:58:39,081 老天啊 Oh, my god. 977 00:58:39,083 --> 00:58:41,650 "大漩渦"居然是賣淫集團 Maelstrom are sex traffickers. 978 00:58:42,819 --> 00:58:44,186 聽我說 你們快跑 Listen to me. You've gotta get out 979 00:58:44,188 --> 00:58:46,288 要不然他們會把你們拿去拍賣掉 before they sell you to the highest bidder. 980 00:58:46,290 --> 00:58:48,991 快跑 快跑啊 Get out. Get out now. Out. 981 00:58:48,993 --> 00:58:51,426 快跑 安靜點 你們不必過這種生活 Out. Shh! Quiet. You don't have to live like this. 982 00:58:51,428 --> 00:58:54,196 快跑 快跑 Get out. Out. Get out. 983 00:58:54,198 --> 00:58:56,098 重新拾起你們的自尊 Regain your dignity. Out. 984 00:59:12,882 --> 00:59:14,116 小賽 Seb. 985 00:59:16,252 --> 00:59:18,287 "強姦犯"(連讀是理療師) "The rapist." 986 00:59:18,289 --> 00:59:20,322 喂 Hey. 987 00:59:20,324 --> 00:59:22,558 沒人能爆我弟弟菊花 Nobody buggers me brother. 988 00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:25,427 男人的精液承受量是有限的 A man can only take so much jizz. 989 00:59:25,429 --> 00:59:27,195 離他遠點 ! Get off him! 990 00:59:35,805 --> 00:59:38,240 啊 ! Aah! 991 00:59:41,077 --> 00:59:42,311 等下 Wait. 992 00:59:42,313 --> 00:59:43,545 你不是小賽 You're not seb. 993 00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:59,061 你肯定冷死了 You must be freezing. 994 01:00:00,296 --> 01:00:01,530 是你 You. 995 01:00:01,532 --> 01:00:03,966 很高興見到你 塞巴斯蒂安 Pleasure to meet you, Sebastian. 996 01:00:03,968 --> 01:00:06,201 我能理解你為什麼想殺 I could understand why you might want to kill 997 01:00:06,203 --> 01:00:08,337 世界衛生組織的局長 the head of the world health organization. 998 01:00:08,339 --> 01:00:10,505 但為什麼要炸世界盃 ? Why bomb the final? 999 01:00:10,507 --> 01:00:12,341 炸 ? Bomb? 1000 01:00:12,343 --> 01:00:13,609 根本沒炸彈 There is no bomb. 1001 01:00:13,611 --> 01:00:15,811 是傳播疾病 It's a disease. 1002 01:00:15,813 --> 01:00:19,081 一種名字叫RD-9的病毒 It's a virus called rd-9. 1003 01:00:19,083 --> 01:00:23,352 我比較喜歡稱其為 "世界靈藥" Or as I like to call it, worldcure. 1004 01:00:23,354 --> 01:00:24,653 比賽結束後 At the end of the game, 1005 01:00:24,655 --> 01:00:27,089 球場裡的所有人都會被感染 everyone in the stadium will be infected. 1006 01:00:28,091 --> 01:00:29,691 病毒的潛伏期大概在 It should take two to three weeks 1007 01:00:29,693 --> 01:00:31,593 兩到三周才會開始出現症狀 for symptoms to start showing up. 1008 01:00:31,595 --> 01:00:33,228 到時候96000名足球粉 By which time, 96,000 fans 1009 01:00:33,230 --> 01:00:35,063 都已經散佈到世界各地了 from almost every country in the world 1010 01:00:35,065 --> 01:00:37,532 都回到了自己家鄉 開始傳播病毒了 will be back home, spreading the disease. 1011 01:00:37,534 --> 01:00:39,868 你為什麼做這種事 ? Why are you doing this? 1012 01:00:39,870 --> 01:00:42,004 想想看 Well, think about it. 1013 01:00:42,006 --> 01:00:44,206 我們現在人口有70億 We have 7 billion people running around 1014 01:00:44,208 --> 01:00:47,809 而地球只能承受50億 on a planet that can only hold 5. 1015 01:00:47,811 --> 01:00:49,144 我只是想改善下世界 I'm just trying to make the world 1016 01:00:49,146 --> 01:00:51,213 僅此而已 a better place, that's all. 1017 01:00:51,215 --> 01:00:52,814 把多餘的東西刪除掉 By deleting the surplus. 1018 01:00:52,816 --> 01:00:55,117 "治癒世界" "Cure the world." 1019 01:00:56,319 --> 01:00:58,620 那你準備刪除哪些人 ? And whom, exactly, do you intend to delete? 1020 01:00:58,622 --> 01:01:00,155 垃圾們 The garbage. 1021 01:01:00,157 --> 01:01:02,624 那些酗酒的低能者 The imbeciles who lie around drunk, 1022 01:01:02,626 --> 01:01:04,893 像兔子一樣到處繁殖 reproducing like rabbits. 1023 01:01:04,895 --> 01:01:06,628 衣來伸手飯來張口 And sitting there with their hand out, 1024 01:01:06,630 --> 01:01:09,431 靠著我們這些人養活他們 expecting the rest of us to pay. 1025 01:01:09,433 --> 01:01:12,834 直說吧 反正也不會有人會想念他們 And let's be frank, who's gonna miss them anyway? 1026 01:01:17,507 --> 01:01:18,974 殺了他 Kill him. 1027 01:01:58,514 --> 01:02:00,482 你是新入行的吧 You're new to this. 1028 01:02:02,618 --> 01:02:05,821 以前殺過人嗎 ? You ever killed a man before? 1029 01:02:35,985 --> 01:02:38,420 你要拿槍射我麼 ? Are you gonna shoot me? 1030 01:02:43,259 --> 01:02:44,459 不 No. 1031 01:02:47,396 --> 01:02:51,466 你們英國足球粉那句話是怎麼說的來著 ? How is it you English football supporters say? 1032 01:02:51,468 --> 01:02:52,868 沒錯 Oh, yes. 1033 01:02:55,138 --> 01:02:59,441 準備受死吧 You're going to get your bloody head kicked in. 1034 01:03:07,251 --> 01:03:08,450 嗷 ! Ow! 1035 01:03:13,990 --> 01:03:15,524 你還是直接拿槍射我好了 Maybe just shoot me. 1036 01:03:22,431 --> 01:03:24,232 起來 Get up. 1037 01:03:43,020 --> 01:03:45,754 給你那瞎眼 Time to say goodbye to your 1038 01:03:45,756 --> 01:03:48,523 包豬婆說再見吧 hideous pig wife. 1039 01:03:53,696 --> 01:03:56,765 給你點建議 Let me give you some advice, 1040 01:03:56,767 --> 01:03:59,067 烏克蘭版的本·阿弗萊克 Ukrainian Ben affleck. 1041 01:04:00,703 --> 01:04:04,706 千萬不要黑格林斯比的姑娘 Never, ever slag off a grimsby lass. 1042 01:04:04,708 --> 01:04:07,008 你沒這個膽 You don't have guts. 1043 01:04:12,782 --> 01:04:14,049 喔 Whoa. 1044 01:04:14,051 --> 01:04:15,884 沒想到這麼輕鬆 Well, that were easy. 1045 01:04:19,789 --> 01:04:21,323 嗨呀 Hiya. 1046 01:04:23,893 --> 01:04:25,360 太棒了 Amazing. 1047 01:04:25,362 --> 01:04:27,562 得給孩子們弄把回去 Gotta get one of these for the kids. 1048 01:04:28,564 --> 01:04:29,764 你有家人嗎 ? You have a family? 1049 01:04:29,766 --> 01:04:32,400 我最近才和我家人重逢 I just reconnected with mine. 1050 01:04:36,873 --> 01:04:38,640 我現在準備回家 然後... I'm going to go home and-- 1051 01:04:42,011 --> 01:04:44,346 你們這殺手行業真是不錯 this killing business is a right laugh, isn't it? 1052 01:04:45,414 --> 01:04:47,282 我明白你們為什麼這麼愛槍了 I understand why you love guns so much. 1053 01:04:47,284 --> 01:04:49,117 用槍殺人的話 I mean, it completely detaches you 1054 01:04:49,119 --> 01:04:50,652 完全沒有罪惡感 from the guilt of your actions. 1055 01:04:52,489 --> 01:04:54,222 嗒噠 ! Ta-da! 1056 01:04:55,459 --> 01:04:56,758 還能耍帥 Bonus point. 1057 01:05:02,065 --> 01:05:05,166 能別射了麼 ? Will you stop shooting everything? 1058 01:05:07,905 --> 01:05:10,805 現在德國1分 英國1分 It's Germany 1, england 1, 1059 01:05:10,807 --> 01:05:13,541 情況隨時可能改變 and it's anyone's final now. 1060 01:05:18,514 --> 01:05:21,917 - 趕緊調出圖像 - 在努力了 Get that feed up. Come on. I'm trying. 1061 01:05:21,919 --> 01:05:24,019 沒多少時間剩下了 So little time remaining. 1062 01:05:24,021 --> 01:05:26,888 離比賽結束還有4分鐘 Four minutes to decide the final. 1063 01:05:26,890 --> 01:05:28,957 任務完成 Mission accomplished. 1064 01:05:28,959 --> 01:05:31,059 現在只要英格蘭的一分 All we need is england to score. 1065 01:05:31,061 --> 01:05:32,661 我的人生就無悔了 This'll be the best day of my life. 1066 01:05:32,663 --> 01:05:36,865 啥 ? 這裡的所有人都要死了 What? Every man, woman and child in this stadium is about to die. 1067 01:05:36,867 --> 01:05:39,000 放進耳朵裡 Put this in your ear. 1068 01:05:39,002 --> 01:05:41,736 朱蒂 你得幫我查查任何 Jodie, I need you to check for anywhere 1069 01:05:41,738 --> 01:05:43,271 可能放置病毒的地方 that might contain the virus. 1070 01:05:43,273 --> 01:05:46,808 好的 我掃瞄下球場的化學物質 Okay, I will scan for the chemical signature. 1071 01:05:46,810 --> 01:05:48,510 我們沒機會了 This is hopeless. 1072 01:05:48,512 --> 01:05:49,978 還有的 No, it's not. 1073 01:05:49,980 --> 01:05:52,047 看看是誰來了 Look who just sat down. 1074 01:05:53,349 --> 01:05:55,450 我們得趕在她釋放病毒前阻止她 We need to stop her before she sets off the virus. 1075 01:05:55,452 --> 01:05:57,352 好吧 那我們從球場繞過去 All right, listen, let's go around the stadium. 1076 01:05:57,354 --> 01:05:59,187 時間不夠的 We can't go around. There's not enough time. 1077 01:05:59,189 --> 01:06:01,423 我們得穿過賽場 We need to go across the pitch. 1078 01:06:02,491 --> 01:06:03,692 侵略賽場 Pitch invasion. 1079 01:06:03,694 --> 01:06:05,226 保全太多了 Too much security. 1080 01:06:05,228 --> 01:06:06,628 我們自己過不去的 We'll never make it alone. 1081 01:06:06,630 --> 01:06:08,163 自己 ? Alone? 1082 01:06:08,165 --> 01:06:10,231 我們並不孤單 We are not alone. 1083 01:06:10,233 --> 01:06:12,167 英國隊目前 It's england who are looking 1084 01:06:12,169 --> 01:06:14,836 的進球幾率比較高 the more likely to steal a late winner. 1085 01:06:14,838 --> 01:06:16,104 擴音器給我 Hey, give me that. 1086 01:06:16,106 --> 01:06:17,472 諾比 快坐下 ! Nobby! Sit down! Come on. 1087 01:06:17,474 --> 01:06:19,207 格林斯比的大伙們 聽好了 Men and women of grimsby, listen up. 1088 01:06:19,209 --> 01:06:21,042 這事很重要 This is important. 1089 01:06:21,044 --> 01:06:23,878 看到那個姑娘沒 ? You see that lass over there? 1090 01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:25,347 誰 ? 莎倫·奧斯本 ? What? Sharon Osbourne? 1091 01:06:25,349 --> 01:06:29,150 她準備釋放一種致命病毒 No. She's gonna release this deadly virus, 1092 01:06:29,152 --> 01:06:32,253 這種病毒會殺光我們這樣的窮人 and it's gonna kill poor people like us, 1093 01:06:32,255 --> 01:06:34,723 她覺得我們就是渣滓 because she thinks that we are scum. 1094 01:06:34,725 --> 01:06:36,725 沒錯啊 諾比 我們就是渣滓 Bloody hell, nobby, we are scum. 1095 01:06:36,727 --> 01:06:37,959 你的確是 皮特 Well-- well, you are, Pete. 1096 01:06:37,961 --> 01:06:39,561 你是被記錄在案的性犯罪者 You're a registered sex offender. 1097 01:06:39,563 --> 01:06:41,763 我又不是在誇獎你 That's not a compliment. 1098 01:06:41,765 --> 01:06:45,266 我們就這樣承認自己是渣滓 ? So we're scum, are we? 1099 01:06:45,268 --> 01:06:48,470 好吧 我給你們說說 Well, let me tell you something about scum: 1100 01:06:48,472 --> 01:06:51,139 建造醫院的就是渣滓們 It's scum who built the hospitals 1101 01:06:51,141 --> 01:06:52,841 而現在卻正被一家家關閉 that are now closing down. 1102 01:06:52,843 --> 01:06:54,042 沒錯 Yeah. 1103 01:06:54,044 --> 01:06:56,177 而發起戰爭的是那群混蛋 It's scum who die in the wars 1104 01:06:56,179 --> 01:06:58,480 捐軀的確是我們渣滓 started by the bastards in charge. 1105 01:06:58,482 --> 01:07:00,715 - 沒錯 ! - 都是因為我們渣滓 Yeah! It's scum that keep 1106 01:07:00,717 --> 01:07:03,985 才能讓"速度與激情系列"重新開拍 the fast and furious franchise alive. 1107 01:07:03,987 --> 01:07:05,987 沒錯 ! Yeah! 1108 01:07:05,989 --> 01:07:09,391 我現在請求你們 加入我們 So I ask you to join with us now 1109 01:07:09,393 --> 01:07:11,893 - 幫我們穿過賽場... - 耶 ! and storm that pitch... Yeah! 1110 01:07:11,895 --> 01:07:18,033 ...讓世界見識下 渣滓們絕不會輕易投降 ...and show the world that scum cannot be washed away, ever. 1111 01:07:18,035 --> 01:07:19,768 耶 ! Yeah! 1112 01:07:23,639 --> 01:07:25,640 耶 ! Yeah! 1113 01:07:36,218 --> 01:07:39,054 我們是渣滓 ! We are the scum! 1114 01:07:47,797 --> 01:07:49,197 耶 ! Yeah! 1115 01:07:52,802 --> 01:07:54,769 我們過早進場了 We started too early. 1116 01:07:54,771 --> 01:07:55,970 呼 ! Whoo! 1117 01:07:55,972 --> 01:07:58,640 是格雷夫 It's graves. 1118 01:07:58,642 --> 01:08:00,442 別讓他靠近我 Keep him away from me. 1119 01:08:00,444 --> 01:08:02,944 目標正在移動 我同步到你眼鏡上去 Okay, the target is on the move. I'll sync with your lens. 1120 01:08:02,946 --> 01:08:06,081 諾比 準備好大戰沒 ? Nobby, you ready for a fight? 1121 01:08:06,083 --> 01:08:08,116 我都等不及了 I thought you'd never ask. 1122 01:08:08,118 --> 01:08:10,018 綠色地球 Green earth. 1123 01:08:11,254 --> 01:08:12,754 目標正向南移動 Target heading southwest 1124 01:08:12,756 --> 01:08:14,289 正穿過德國球迷區域 through the German section. 1125 01:08:25,968 --> 01:08:27,836 快走 Come on. 1126 01:08:33,809 --> 01:08:36,811 看來球場秩序已經恢復 球員也回到了場上 Well, sanity has returned, and so have the players. 1127 01:08:36,813 --> 01:08:40,381 比賽繼續 決賽重新開始 The show will go on. The final will be restarted. 1128 01:08:40,383 --> 01:08:42,383 朱蒂 病毒在哪 ? Jodie, where's the virus? 1129 01:08:42,385 --> 01:08:44,352 我還是沒找到 I still can't find it. 1130 01:08:46,222 --> 01:08:47,789 諾比 來認識下 Nobby, meet the head 1131 01:08:47,791 --> 01:08:50,859 世界最大犯罪集團的老大 of the biggest crime syndicate in the world. 1132 01:08:50,861 --> 01:08:52,560 啥 她是FIFA老闆 ? What, she runs fifa? 1133 01:08:53,662 --> 01:08:55,363 這蠢貨又是誰 ? Who's this idiot? 1134 01:08:55,365 --> 01:08:58,099 他叫塞巴斯蒂安 His name's Sebastian. 1135 01:08:58,101 --> 01:08:59,501 小的們 ! Boys! 1136 01:09:01,737 --> 01:09:04,472 該死 Oh, bollocks. 1137 01:09:05,474 --> 01:09:06,674 上 ! Go! 1138 01:09:13,949 --> 01:09:15,483 快追 她要逃掉了 ! Quick! She's getting away! 1139 01:09:27,696 --> 01:09:31,166 又見面了 So we meet again. 1140 01:09:32,568 --> 01:09:33,668 找到了 I found it. 1141 01:09:33,670 --> 01:09:35,503 病毒在其中一個煙火裡 The virus is in one of the fireworks. 1142 01:09:37,773 --> 01:09:39,874 趕在她釋放病毒前射她 Shoot her before she gets to the detonator. 1143 01:09:39,876 --> 01:09:41,576 如果我射偏怎麼辦 ? But what if I miss? 1144 01:09:41,578 --> 01:09:43,244 我相信你 I trust you. 1145 01:09:47,917 --> 01:09:49,584 喂 ! Oi! 1146 01:09:49,586 --> 01:09:51,719 10秒 Ten seconds. 1147 01:09:51,721 --> 01:09:55,557 就只剩這點時間了 快看斯特林 ! That's all that's left. Oh, look at Sterling! 1148 01:09:56,859 --> 01:09:58,326 好機會 ! What a chance! 1149 01:10:00,329 --> 01:10:03,298 不 球要越過球門了 ! Oh, no! It's going over the bar! 1150 01:10:03,300 --> 01:10:05,333 噢 並沒有 Oh, no, it's not. 1151 01:10:07,203 --> 01:10:09,871 等下 球是怎麼搞的 ! But wait! What's happened to the ball? 1152 01:10:09,873 --> 01:10:11,372 彈進球門了 ! It's bounced in! 1153 01:10:13,877 --> 01:10:16,244 不 裁判要判此球無效 No, the referee's gonna disallow it. 1154 01:10:18,447 --> 01:10:20,114 - 進球有效 - Yes ! The goal stands. Yes! 1155 01:10:20,116 --> 01:10:21,316 英國贏了 ! England have won it! 1156 01:10:21,318 --> 01:10:22,517 諾比 Come on, nobby. 1157 01:10:22,519 --> 01:10:24,185 別亂開槍 集中注意力 Stop shooting everything and focus. 1158 01:10:24,187 --> 01:10:25,887 別擔心 交給我吧 Don't worry. I've got this. 1159 01:10:29,792 --> 01:10:32,694 朱蒂 槍卡殼了 Jodie, me gun's jammed. 1160 01:10:37,499 --> 01:10:38,700 不 Oh, no. 1161 01:10:39,501 --> 01:10:41,402 打擾下 女士 Excuse me, miss. 1162 01:10:43,906 --> 01:10:45,340 什麼 ? Yes? 1163 01:10:46,242 --> 01:10:47,842 滾你妹的 ! Go fuck yourself! 1164 01:10:47,844 --> 01:10:49,844 啊 ! Aah! 1165 01:10:49,846 --> 01:10:51,246 Yes! Yes! 1166 01:10:52,514 --> 01:10:54,115 Yes! Yes! 1167 01:10:54,117 --> 01:10:56,517 Yes！我們成功了 小賽 ! Yes! We did it, seb! 1168 01:10:57,353 --> 01:11:00,388 耶 耶 ! Yeah! Yeah! 1169 01:11:01,257 --> 01:11:03,191 桑吉夫 就現在 ! Sanjiv, now! 1170 01:11:03,193 --> 01:11:06,294 - 收到 - 什麼 ? 求你們了 別 ! Got it. What? Please, no! No! 1171 01:11:08,364 --> 01:11:10,531 永別了 塞巴斯蒂安 Goodbye, Sebastian. 1172 01:11:10,533 --> 01:11:13,701 不 ! No! No! 1173 01:11:22,044 --> 01:11:23,444 治癒世界 ! Cure the world! 1174 01:11:35,124 --> 01:11:37,358 不 ! No! 1175 01:11:38,294 --> 01:11:39,627 已經晚了 ! Too late! 1176 01:11:39,629 --> 01:11:41,629 煙花根本停不下來的 ! There's no way to stop the fireworks! 1177 01:11:41,631 --> 01:11:43,464 - 我跳上去蓋住他們 - 沒用的 I'll jump on them. It won't work. 1178 01:11:43,466 --> 01:11:45,199 病毒被密封在煙花的尖端 The virus is in the tip of the firework. 1179 01:11:45,201 --> 01:11:46,734 需要爆炸在 It would need to explode 1180 01:11:46,736 --> 01:11:49,203 一個密封的環境裡 才可以阻止病毒傳播 within a contained environment to stop it spreading. 1181 01:11:49,205 --> 01:11:50,838 你根本無能為力的 There's nothing you can do. 1182 01:11:52,207 --> 01:11:54,409 還有個方法 Yes, there is. 1183 01:11:54,411 --> 01:11:56,611 我是格林斯比人 I'm from grimsby. 1184 01:11:56,613 --> 01:11:59,881 朱蒂 病毒在哪個煙火裡 ? Jodie, which firework is it in? 1185 01:12:01,283 --> 01:12:03,384 在中間左手的火箭裡 It's in the central left-hand rocket. 1186 01:12:05,454 --> 01:12:08,923 - 你做什麼 ? - 為社會主義做貢獻 What are you doing? Contributing to society. 1187 01:12:11,895 --> 01:12:13,561 啊 ! Aah! 1188 01:12:13,563 --> 01:12:16,731 諾比 是你的左手方 不是我的左手方 Oh, nobby. It's the firework to your left, not my left. 1189 01:12:16,733 --> 01:12:18,566 我了個去 ! For fuck's sake! 1190 01:12:24,673 --> 01:12:27,842 告訴我的孩子們 老爸是英勇就義的 Tell my kids that daddy died with dignity. 1191 01:12:29,478 --> 01:12:31,612 諾比 能聽見我麼 ? 你身旁的那個火箭 Nobby, can you hear me? The firework next to you 1192 01:12:31,614 --> 01:12:33,381 一樣有病毒 also has the virus. 1193 01:12:34,350 --> 01:12:36,684 什麼 ? 不 What? No. 1194 01:12:36,686 --> 01:12:39,587 可我只有一個菊花 But I don't have another asshole. 1195 01:12:40,656 --> 01:12:44,492 我需要第二個菊花 I need another asshole. 1196 01:12:46,528 --> 01:12:48,396 交給我吧 You've got one. 1197 01:12:49,965 --> 01:12:52,734 我也是格林斯比人 I'm from grimsby too... 1198 01:12:52,736 --> 01:12:55,703 我再也不會讓你離開我了 And I'm never gonna let you leave me again. 1199 01:13:05,280 --> 01:13:07,982 我的天啊 格雷夫 Oh, my god, graves. 1200 01:13:12,788 --> 01:13:16,357 格林斯比的布徹兄弟 兄弟齊心... Butcher boys of grimsby, together... 1201 01:13:16,359 --> 01:13:17,859 其利斷金 Forever. 1202 01:13:46,722 --> 01:13:49,924 唐納德·特朗普染上了艾滋 Donald trump has aids. 1203 01:13:49,926 --> 01:13:53,428 慈善家朗達·喬治被逮捕 Philanthropist Rhonda George has been arrested. 1204 01:13:53,430 --> 01:13:56,898 中東和平象徵洛莫·哈立迪已被逮捕 Middle east peace symbol schlomo khalidi is in custody 1205 01:13:56,900 --> 01:14:00,168 罪名是謀殺軍情六處特工 傑裡米·奇爾科特 following the murder of MI6 agent Jeremy chilcott. 1206 01:14:00,170 --> 01:14:03,104 不是我殺的 這一周簡直受不了了 I didn't do it. I've had the worst week ever. 1207 01:14:03,106 --> 01:14:06,441 滾你妹的以色列 滾你妹的巴勒斯坦 滾你們所有人 - Fuck Israel. - Fuck Palestine.Fuck all of you. 1208 01:14:06,443 --> 01:14:10,711 英國隊粉絲們賽後情緒高漲 England fans in high spirits after cup final victory. 1209 01:14:10,713 --> 01:14:13,714 軍情六處的叛逃特工 塞巴斯蒂安·格雷夫 Rogue MI6 operative Sebastian graves 1210 01:14:13,716 --> 01:14:15,216 以及他哥哥 諾比·布徹 and his brother nobby butcher 1211 01:14:15,218 --> 01:14:17,518 為了防止病毒擴散 died at the scene while preventing the release 1212 01:14:17,520 --> 01:14:18,920 死於世界盃 of a deadly toxin. 1213 01:14:18,922 --> 01:14:21,222 另一則消息 一位南非女傭 In other news, a south African hotel maid 1214 01:14:21,224 --> 01:14:23,658 起訴"綠洲樂隊"主唱 連恩·蓋勒格 has filed a suit alleging sexual assault 1215 01:14:23,660 --> 01:14:25,993 性侵她 by oasis frontman Liam Gallagher. 1216 01:14:25,995 --> 01:14:28,629 蓋勒格同時在被通緝中 Gallagher is also being sought for abusing an elephant 1217 01:14:28,631 --> 01:14:32,800 疑和"速度與激情"影星 范·迪塞爾 一同虐待大象 in conjunction with fast and furious star vin diesel. 1218 01:14:34,503 --> 01:14:38,139 很明顯 你們都需要新身份才行 Naturally, you'll both be needing new identities. 1219 01:14:38,141 --> 01:14:39,841 你們身體還好吧 ? How are you guys doing? 1220 01:14:43,412 --> 01:14:45,213 我屁股如何了 ? How does me ass look? 1221 01:14:48,383 --> 01:14:50,785 沒什麼 真的沒什麼 Good. Uh, really good. 1222 01:14:50,787 --> 01:14:53,521 這裡好大煙味 能麻煩你把風扇打開嗎 ? It's a bit smoky in here, Jodie. Can we have the fan on, please? 1223 01:14:53,523 --> 01:14:55,790 沒問題 Uh, of course. 1224 01:14:55,792 --> 01:14:57,725 你們之所以沒被感染 So you were saved from the virus 1225 01:14:57,727 --> 01:15:00,194 是因為大象精子裡的抗體 by an antibody found in elephant semen, 1226 01:15:00,196 --> 01:15:01,696 也就是說... which lined, uh... 1227 01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:05,466 ...你們體內的大象精子 ...your innards. 1228 01:15:05,468 --> 01:15:08,169 我倆的菊花正在奏樂呢 We're like a pair of pan pipes. 1229 01:15:08,171 --> 01:15:09,670 很好 Great. 1230 01:15:09,672 --> 01:15:11,939 我還以為你不會出軌的呢 塞巴斯蒂安 And I thought you were going to be faithful, Sebastian. 1231 01:15:11,941 --> 01:15:15,543 你填滿了我生命裡缺失的一部分 You know, you really filled a hole in my life. 1232 01:15:20,916 --> 01:15:22,116 嗨 ! Hiya! 1233 01:15:22,118 --> 01:15:23,985 - 諾比 - 老爸 - Nobby. - Dad. 1234 01:15:23,987 --> 01:15:26,087 天啊 Oh, my god. 1235 01:15:27,290 --> 01:15:29,957 真高興你還活著 I'm so glad that you're alive. 1236 01:15:34,096 --> 01:15:35,663 知道嗎 ? You know what? 1237 01:15:36,932 --> 01:15:38,165 家人 Family. 1238 01:15:42,437 --> 01:15:45,573 是生命裡最棒的禮物 It's the greatest gift in life. 1239 01:15:47,410 --> 01:15:50,678 別丟硬幣了 那裡又不是許願池 Stop throwing coins in there. It's not a brown wishing well. 1240 01:16:26,783 --> 01:16:29,584 圖像正在傳輸中 You are now transmitting. 1241 01:16:30,852 --> 01:16:33,354 原地待命 盯住目標 Stand by. Stand by. Eyes on the target. 1242 01:16:42,130 --> 01:16:44,665 聽著 我們正傳送資料到你們的隱形眼鏡上 Listen, we're sending information to your lens. 1243 01:16:44,667 --> 01:16:46,667 交給我吧 藍色地球 I've got this. Blue earth. 1244 01:17:13,161 --> 01:17:14,161 嗨 老兄 Hiya, bruv. 1245 01:17:14,163 --> 01:17:16,664 - 很好 你提前到了 - 沒錯 Good, you're early. Yes, I am. 1246 01:17:16,666 --> 01:17:18,065 你和隊友們見面沒 ? Did you meet the team? 1247 01:22:45,627 --> 01:22:48,329 抱歉打擾下 足球場該怎麼去 ? Excuse me. Which way to the stadium? 1248 01:22:48,331 --> 01:22:51,732 直走5千米 然後右轉 Straight on for 5 kilometers, then to the right. 1249 01:22:51,734 --> 01:22:52,933 謝謝 Thank you. 1250 01:22:54,203 --> 01:22:56,136 不留目擊證人 Leave no witnesses. 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:04,000 片名 : 王牌賤諜 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,000 {\a6}指揮官塞巴斯蒂安·格雷夫 虎尾小隊 軍情六處 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,000 {\a6}坎帕拉 烏干達 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,000 {\a6}倫敦 英格蘭 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:47,000 {\a6}虎尾小隊總部 軍情六處黑色行動小組 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:48,000 {\a6}旅者酒館 格林斯比 英格蘭 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:52,000 {\a6}"世界靈藥"慈善活動 倫敦 英格蘭 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:29,000 {\a6}歡迎回家 格林斯比的間諜 ! 噓 ! 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,000 {\a6}開普敦 南非 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,000 {\a6}哈拉雷鄉 開普敦 南非 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:04,000 {\a6}如果我喝躺了 請撥打07700 900489 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:24,000 {\a6}哈拉雷鄉 開普敦 南非 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:12,000 {\a6}格拉西亞體育館足球場 聖地亞哥 智利 00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:49,000 {\a6}"大漩渦"營地 聖地亞哥 智利 01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:07,000 劇終 01:16:08,000 --> 01:16:14,000 {\a6}電影裡的丹尼爾·拉德克利夫 並不是本人 而且他沒有染上艾滋 01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:22,000 {\a6}電影裡的唐納德·特朗普 並不是本人 01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:25,000 {\a6}而且他沒有染上艾滋(為什麼兩人這句話的風格不一樣...) 01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:27,000 {\a6}八周後 雅加達 印度尼西亞 01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:40,000 {\a6}指揮官 諾比·布徹 虎尾小隊 01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:25,000 謝謝觀看 CAST結束後還有彩蛋