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不管怎样 我们他妈的尽力了
怀俄明州卡斯珀市 1963年
今晚过得怎么样 How you doing tonight?
我需要你下车 I need you to get out of the car.
快点 请下车 C'mon, let's get out.
快 快让开 Move, get cleared!
快点 让开 Move, clear.
- 快快快 - 让开 - Move, move, move. - Clear.
一架飞机刚刚袭击了五角大楼 A plane just struck The Pentagon.
要保证电话线路 Let's make sure those phone lines
- 能通畅 - 电话线路都通畅 先生 - are working. - Phone's are a go sir.
西维茨 联系联邦航空管理局 查清楚有多少架飞机正在航行 SIVITS. Let's contact the FAA. Find out how many planes are in the air.
总统紧急行动中心 2001年9月11日 上午9:38
- 好的 - 把电视打开 - Yes. - Let's get these televisions working.
能请总统先生接电话吗 May I get the President on the line, please?
是的 我们有很多飞机没地方可以降落 That's right. We've got planes in the air nowhere for them to land.
我需要得到批准才能让它们在加拿大机场降落 I need permission for them to land at the Canadian airport.
如果其他飞机按规定飞向宾夕法尼亚的话 If I go to Pennsylvania on course,
还有三架飞机下落不明 and three other planes are unaccounted for.
我看到有五架飞机下落不明 I am seeing five planes unaccounted for.
不 不 错了 是四架 No, no. Scratch that, I am seeing four.
有三架飞机在国际航空领域 I have got three in international air.
诺伊德打电话过来了 I have NOID on the line.
对 他有 没错 That is correct, he has, that is correct.
副总统先生 总统在1号线 Mr. Vice President, POTUS, line 1 sir.
总统先生 Mr. President.
现在情况很难说清 This situation is extremely fluidic.
我强烈建议你不要降落 Strongly recommending you stay in the air.
我已经要求国会暂时回避 I've sequestered Congressional leadership.
好的 Okay then.
先生 唐·拉姆斯菲尔德在五角大楼致电 在3号线 Sir, Don Rumsfeld is at The Pentagon, on line 3.
- 这个吗 - 是的 - That? - Uh huh.
是的 先生 Yes sir.
迪克 还有客机在航行吗 我需要交战指令 Dick, are there still passenger planes in the air? I need rules of engagement.
我们致电总统吧 先生 Let's get to President back on line sir.
你有权击落任何一架你认为造成了威胁的飞机 You have authorization to shoot down any aircraft deemed a threat.
- 总统先生同意了吗 - 是的 - Presidential authority? - That is correct.
- 所有命令都处于UNODIR状态 - 什么是UNODIR 先生 - All orders are UNODIR. - UNODIR sir?
除非另有指示以外 Unless otherwise directed.
据称在那糟糕的一天 大家在那个房间里 By all accounts of what people saw in that room
看到的 on that terrible day,
是混乱 there was confusion,
恐惧 fear,
不安 uncertainty,
但是迪克·切尼看到了一些别人没看见的东西... but Dick Cheney saw something else that no one else did...
他看到了机会 he saw an opportunity.
随着世界变得越来越混乱 As the world becomes more and more confusing,
我们往往把注意力集中在眼前的事情上 we tend to focus on the things that are right there in front of us.
而忽略了会改变和塑造我们生活的 While ignoring the massive forces that actually change
巨大力量 and shape our lives.
人们工作的时间越来越长 With people working longer and longer hours,
却赚得越来越少 for less and less.
当我们有空闲时间时 When we do have free time,
我们最不想做的就是对我们的政府进行复杂的分析 the last thing we want is complicated analysis of our government,
比如游说活动 国际贸易协议和税收法案 lobbying, international trade agreements, and tax bills.
所以当一个低调的 So it's no surprise that
官僚副总统掌权的时候 我们几乎没察觉到 when a monotone bureaucratic Vice President came to power
这并不奇怪 we hardly noticed.
因为他获得了 As he achieved
美国历史上很少有领导人 a position of authority that very few leaders
拥有的权威地位 in the history of America ever have.
他永远的改变了千百万人的生命 Forever changing the course of history
以及历史进程 for millions and millions of lives.
然而这些他都是在悄然无声中做到的 And he did it like a ghost.
很多人都不知道他是谁 With most people having no idea who he is
或者从哪儿来的 or where he came from.
一个人...是怎么就变成了... How does a man... go on to become...
他现在的样子 who he is.
这个的话... Well...
得从1963年说起 it starts in 1963.
迪克心爱的女朋友琳妮是个在科罗拉多学院里每科都拿A的女孩 Dick's best girl Lynne was getting straight A's at Colorado College.
迪克爱琳妮
琳妮帮助迪克拿到耶鲁大学的奖学金 Lynne had helped Dick get a scholarship at Yale,
那时候他喝酒的时间比去上课的时间要多 where he did way more drinking than class attending.
理查德·迪克·切尼 那时候他喝酒的时间比去上课的时间要多 where he did way more drinking than class attending.
很快迪克就被学校开除了 Pretty soon Dick got the boot.
之后他就回到了家乡怀俄明州 Then he went back home to Wyoming
在那里他找了一份 where he got a job working as a lineman
为州里拉电线的工作 for the state.
那时候 大家会把他那样的人称作一无是处的人 Back then, they would have called a guy like him a nerd-do-well.
换如今的说法 In today's parlance
我想大家会直接叫他废物 I think they would just call him a dirt bag.
有人受伤了 Man down!
他的腿断得像是猫王的舞姿 His leg looks like an Elvis dance move.
给这可怜的家伙一杯威士忌吧 Somebody give that poor son of a bitch a shot of whiskey.
别看了 回去工作 Alright, back to work.
我说了 回去工作 I said, back to work!
把他带到镇上 给他5美金 Take him into town, put $5 in his pocket.
明天再找个人来 Find another man for tomorrow.
救命啊 Help.
切尼 你有什么问题吗 You got a problem Cheney?
- 帮帮我 - 没有 先生 - Help me please. - No sir.
我们要成为朋友了吗 Are we becoming friends?
你能别再碰我了吗 Will you stop touching me?
什么 碰你又怎么着了 耶鲁先生 What? What you gonna do about it, Mr. Yale?
你他妈能怎么着啊 耶鲁先生 来啊 The fuck you gonna do about it, Mr. Yale? Come on!
两次... Two times...
已经两次了 Two times!
我每次都要把你像个... I have to drag you out of that jail like a...
肮脏的流浪汉一样从监狱里拖出来 filthy hobo!
- 对不起 琳妮 - 什么 - I'm sorry, Lynne. - What?
- 你说什么 - 对不起 琳妮 - What did you just say? - I'm sorry, Lynnie.
你对不起吗 你别叫我琳妮 You're sorry? Don't call me "Lynnie!"
你还对不起 You're sorry.
第一次的时候就说对不起 One time is "I'm sorry."
现在第二次了 你让我觉得自己选错人了 Two times makes me think that I've picked the wrong man!
你已经因为喝酒和打架被踢出了耶鲁 You already got your ass thrown out of Yale for drinking... and fighting.
你现在就是一个在州里拉电线的醉汉 And now you are just gonna be a lush that hangs power lines for the state?
你打算就一直住在拖车房里 然后我们再生十个小孩吗 Are you gonna live in a trailer and we're gonna have ten kids?
- 你就是这样计划的吗 - 我们能先不讨论这个...好吗 - Is that the plan?! - Can we discuss this later... Please?
不行 我们必须现在趁你现在满身酒气和呕吐味的时候 No. We are gonna discuss this right now, while you smell like vomit
说清楚 and cheap booze.
- 迪克要喝点咖啡吗 - 什么 - Does Dick want some coffee? - What?
妈 出去 Mum, get out!
出去 还问迪克要咖啡吗 天啊 Get out! Does Dick want some coffee? Jesus Christ!
好吧 这是我的计划 OK. Here's my plan.
听着 Right.
除非你能振作起来 Either you stand up straight,
鼓起勇气 and you get your back straight
然后有所作为 不然我就走 and you have the courage to become someone, or I am gone!
我知道有十几个男生和几个教授都想和我约会 I know a dozen guys and a few Professors at school who would date me!
我爱你 琳妮 I love you, Lynne.
那就证明给我看啊 Then prove it!
证明给我看 Prove it!
我不能... I can't...
去常春藤院校上学 我不能... go to a big Ivy League school! And I can't...
管理一个公司 或者做市长 这个世界对一个女孩子来说就是这么不公平 run a company or be Mayor! That's just the way the world is for a girl!
所以我需要你 I need you.
但是你现在是一个 And right now you're a
无用的废物 big fat piss soaked ze-ro!
我见过我妈等我爸回家等了一整晚 I've seen my mom waiting up all night for my father to get home
我还见过我爸喝醉酒在这大吼大闹 and I've seen my father drunk in this house and raising his voice
甚至更糟糕 我不会重滔复撤的...我不会 and way worse and I'm not dancing that dance anymore... I'm not!
你知道我为什么和她上床吗 Do you know why I fuck her?
我不会 I'm not.
那么 你能改变吗 So, can you change?
你能改变吗 还是我他妈的在浪费时间 Can you change, or am I wasting my goddamn time?
我不会再让你失望了 琳妮 I won't ever disappoint you again Lynne.
"当心安静的人 因为别人说话的时候他在看 别人行动时他计划 当别人休息的时候 他出击" - 匿名者
你也可以帮忙 加入美国军队吧
延缓入伍 3级 — 家庭原因
副总统
同志们 咱们这一组织的历史与火车发展史类似 可追溯到一百年前 Fellowship, you're a train goes back one hundred years.
你们被选中 You were chosen because of your hard work,
是由于你们的勤奋和奉献精神 your diligence and dedication.
简单来说 State it simply,
你们是美国最棒和最有前途的人 you are America's best and brightest.
那么 接下来我们将一起继续学习怎么服务群众 So, let's go forward and learn and be of service.
愿上帝保佑你们...和保佑我们伟大的 God bless you all... and God bless this great
祖国 nation.
现在 我想为大家介绍一位来自伊利诺斯州的年轻人 And now, I would like to introduce some young man from Illinois
他在国会大厦的工作表现十分出色 who's done quite well for himself here in The Capitol.
有请...唐纳德·拉姆斯菲尔德议员 Representative... Donald Rumsfeld.
鲍勃有没有告诉你这次实习机会 Did Bob tell you that this internship
是一个伟大的荣耀 is a great honor?
有吗 Huh?
有没有 Did he?
嗯 有吗 Huh? Yeah?
嗯... Well...
并不是这样的 it's not.
我们海军称之为"狗屁又琐碎的差事" It's what we called in the Navy "a shit detail."
唐纳德·拉姆斯菲尔德 或者按大家的叫法 拉姆 Donald Rumsfeld, or Rummy as they called him,
他是前普林斯顿摔跤队的队长 was the former captain of the Princeton wrestling team...
也是一名高级海军战斗机飞行员 and an elite navy jet pilot.
大部分议员行使权利时就像用斧头一样 Most Congressmen used their power like an axe,
他们都是美国最棒和最有前途的人 Best and brightest.
拉姆斯菲尔德却不一样 Rumsfeld on the other hand, used his
他像一位蝴蝶刀大师一样 like a master of the butterfly knives.
如果你阻碍他了 他会毫不犹豫地解决你 And like any master if you got in his way, he would cut you.
这会是一个难得的机会 This can be a great opportunity.
一个可以在世界最强的国家 An opportunity, to work in the
做出重要决定的地方工作的机会 hallways of decision making in the most powerful country in the goddamn world.
如果这还不能令你性奋 我不知道还有什么能 And if that doesn't give you a hard on, I don't know what will.
在座的几位 Sorry to the,
女士们 抱歉 few ladies in the room.
以前这里不招女生的 但现在招了 This program didn't use to have girls, now it does.
总而言之 我说完了 不管你接到什么样的工作... Anyway, I'm done, whatever you do...
在这里千万别替鲍勃工作 Don't work for Bob over here.
他是华盛顿里最无聊的混蛋 鲍勃 你说对吗 He's the most boring son of a bitch in DC. Isn't that right Bob?
好了 就这样 走吧 给议员买咖啡去 Alright. That's it. Go, get a Congressman a cup of coffee!
如果他太太打电话来 就说他在开会 明白了吗 And if his wife calls, he's always in a meeting! Alright?
就这样 散会 That's it. Scat.
嘿 我是艾伦 Hey, I'm Alan.
你就是另外那个从威斯康星州大学来的人 是吗 You're the other guy from the university of Wisconsin right?
对 Right.
我们其中一个人要跟民主党 另外一个人跟共和党 So, one of us is supposed to start with a Democrat, the other, a Republican.
你介意我跟民主党吗 Do you care if I go with the Dem cause
因为我大学时和民主党一起做了很多工作 嗯... I did a lot of work with the DNC on campus. Umm...
刚刚讲话的这个人... What party is uh...
他是什么政党的 The guy we just heard?
- 三根小弟弟一起走在街上 - 那知道另外两个人是谁 - Three penises walking down the street. - Yeah, you know who are the other two.
拉姆斯菲尔德是共和党员 Rumsfeld is a Republican.
好极了 因为... Perfect, cause uh...
我也是 It's what I am.
别看了 他妈的 进来吧 Don't lurk. Come in dammit.
迪克·切尼... 来报到的 Dick Cheney... Reporting for work.
你将是经济机会局的国会联系人 You're Congressional relations for my Office of Economic Opportunity.
我是总统的政务会委员 你将协助我的工作 And you'll assist me in my job as councilor to the President.
明白 Right.
天呐 你要我把手套扣在你袖子上 Jesus Christ. You want me to pin your mittens to
你才不会弄丢了吗 出去 your sleeves, so you don't fucking lose them? Go!
噢 切尼 Oh Cheney,
你档案上有两次酒驾记录 别担心 我给你作担保了 your two DUIs came up on your transcript. Don't worry. I vouched for you.
谢谢你 先生 Thank you sir.
别 还是谢谢是你第一次和你邻居多蒂上床时她说的话吧 No. Thanks are when your neighbor Dottie pulls your pud for the first time.
你欠我一次 You owe me.
- 是的 先生 - 出去 - Yes sir. - Go!
我们部门做得第一件事是 The first thing our department did
基于全国人口分布 was to conduct a sweeping audit.
进行了全面审计 At the population distribution across the nation.
你会看到经济机会局的办公室 You'll see the office of economic opportunity
收益... benefits...
你是拉姆斯菲尔德的跟班 对吗 You're Rumsfeld's lackey right?
确保他有看到这份文件 Make sure he sees this.
你要把这些送到尼克松的桌面上 知道吗 You gotta get that on Nixon's desk, huh?
罗杰·艾尔斯 福克斯新闻的创始人 Roger Ailes, founder of FOX News.
当他还是尼克松的媒体顾问时 He first pitched the idea as conservative news
他原本是倾向做保守型新闻 when he worked for Nixon as a media consultant.
嘿 唐 Hey Don.
罗杰希望尼克松开始做一个共和党电视新闻频道 Roger wants Nixon to start a republican news TV network.
算了吧 罗杰很了解电视 但是他不了解政治 Forget it. Roger knows TV. But he doesn't know politics.
我表演了一个火焰魔术 So I would do this flaming baton trick and Dick
而迪克就会在后台拿着一桶水等着 would wait backstage with a bucket of water.
后来我参加了州总决赛 我把指挥棒抛了上去... 但是它没掉下来 So I'm at the State Finals and I throw up the baton....and it doesn't come down.
真够隐蔽的 Shady.
哦 你到底在哪里找到她的 Oh, where did you find her?
这只会对私人医疗机构造成破坏 It is doing nothing but damage to our private healthcare institutions.
但我还是得了第二名 But I still got second place.
白人家庭 男性 女性 西语国家的人 未成年人 White families, males, women, Hispanics, minorities.
你很安静 我喜欢 You're quiet. I like that.
你不会乱讲话 不会把牌告诉别人 You don't go blabbing about what cards you have.
一个月前我错过了摸同花顺的机会 I missed my flush draw about a month ago,
但是大家都以为我有国王 but everybody still thinks I have pocket kings.
除了该死的霍尔德曼 Except maybe fucking Haldeman.
我一般玩红心大战 所以我不是... I mostly play hearts, so I'm not...
不 不... No, no...
对于像唐纳德·拉姆斯菲尔德这样的男人来说 For a man like Donald Rumsfeld,
他只希望他的跟班听差能做到三件事 he only wanted three things from his lackey.
守口如瓶 He had to keep his mouth shut,
服从命令 do what he was told
还有必须一直一直... and always, always...
忠心耿耿 be loyal.
也就是说 尼克松喜欢我 但他周围的人都讨厌我 What it means is, Nixon likes me, but his circle hates me.
- 不 那肯定不是真的 - 那么... - No, I'm sure that's not true. - So...
你的答案是...同意还是不同意 What's it gonna be? Is it a yes, or a no?
我同意 It's a yes.
你都还没知道问题是什么呢 You don't even know what the question is, do you?
- 我想... - 好了好了 不用说了 - I am assuming... - No, no, no. It's OK.
这正是我想要的答案 That's exactly the kind of "yes" I was looking for.
切尼一直是成绩一般的学生 平平无奇的运动员 Cheney had always been a so so student and a mediocre athlete,
但现在他终于找到了他的使命 But now finally he had found his life's calling.
他会是一位对权力既敬业又谦虚的公务员 He would be a dedicated and humble servant to power.
这是你的新办公室 Here's your new office.
没有窗户 有的话你只会看到一群嬉皮士围着尼克松转 No windows, but all you'd see are a bunch of hippies flipping off Nixon.
好吧 Alright then.
那么 Now,
现在 你应该很好奇 at this point, you're probably wondering
我是谁 who exactly I am.
让我来介绍一下自己 我叫库尔特 Well, let me introduce myself. My name is Kurt.
我最喜爱的橄榄球的是钢人队 My favorite football team is The Steelers.
我和我儿子都很爱海绵宝宝 And me and my son, we love Spongebob.
如果你好奇我怎么这么了解迪克·切尼 And if you are wondering how I know so much about Dick Cheney,
从某种程度上说 well, let's just say we are...
我们有些渊源...我们之后会讲到 kind of related... We'll get to that later.
- 你好 - 琳妮 猜猜我从哪给你打电话 - Hello. - Lynnie... guess where I'm calling from?
我现在真为你骄傲 迪克·切尼 I am so proud of you right now Dick Cheney...
我就知道我选对了人 甚至在这之前我就知道 I knew I picked the right man. I knew it even when I didn't...
我们做到了 We did it.
你见到尼克松了吗 Have you seen Nixon?
是的 我们见面了 I did. I met him.
- 我握了他的手 - 哦 天啊 - I shook his hand. - Oh my gosh.
他给了我 He gave me that...
一个他的顽皮微笑 That impish smile of his.
我还掐了一下我自己 I gotta pinch myself.
抱歉我得说点脏话 Pardon my French.
真是这世界上 It is the best... fucking feeling...
最他妈好的的感觉 in the world.
我能想象的得到 我真为你骄傲 I can only imagine, I am so proud of you.
- 我爱你 - 我们为你骄傲 - I love you. - We are proud of you.
女儿们也为你骄傲 你为爸爸骄傲吗 Girls are proud of you. Are you proud of your daddy?
- 是的 - 快说你为你爸爸骄傲 - Yes. - You say you're proud of your daddy.
我为我爸爸感到骄傲 Proud of my daddy.
你为你爸爸骄傲 我的天啊 You're proud of your daddy, oh my goodness.
迪克·切尼的办公室 Dick Cheney's office.
所以现在 我不想循规蹈矩了 So now, that I'm not just flipping cards
- 我有些想法 - 等下 - I have a few ideas... - Stop.
你看到那个门了吗 See that door?
去基辛格的办公室的那扇门吗 To Kissinger's office?
完全正确 That's right.
我知道现在尼克松他人在这里面 那为什么 I happen to know that Nixon's in there right now. Now why
尼克松不和基辛格在总统办公室见面呢 would Nixon not be meeting Kissinger in the Oval Office?
他正在进行的谈话不想被记录下来 He's having a conversation he doesn't want to go on the record?
非常好 Very good.
什么样的谈话 What is the conversation?
他们准备去轰炸柬埔寨 They're going to bomb Cambodia.
不 不 这不可能 这需要国会的同意 No, no. That's impossible. That needs approval by Congress
- 可能的 - 我每天都去国会 - No. - And I go there everyday.
去他的国会 除非你是其中一员 Fuck Congress. Unless you're in it.
国会就会是这世界上最伟大的协商机构 Then it's the greatest deliberative body on earth.
但我们都不是其中一员 所以去他的国会 But we're not, so fuck it.
但总统不就是因为他的停战政策而赢得竞选吗 But didn't the President campaigned on ending the war?
嘘 听我说 Shhh, listen to me.
只因为尼克松和基辛格在这门后 Because of the discussion that Nixon and Kissinger are having right now
只离我们5英尺远现在进行的谈话 behind that door, five feet away from us
在几天后 在几千英里以外的地方 in a couple of days, 10 thousand miles away...
就会有750磅的炸弹雨 a rain of 750 pound bombs
从在2万英尺的高空的B-52s轰炸机上落下 dropped from B-52s, twenty thousand feet
炸毁整个柬埔寨的村庄和城镇 will hit villages and towns all across Cambodia.
数以千计的人会死去... Thousands will die...
世界可能因此变得更好或更坏 The world will change for better, or worse.
这样的权力就存在于这个狭小难看的建筑里 That is the kind of power that exists in this squat little ugly building.
去他的基辛格 他被高估了 Screw Kissinger, he's overrated.
我们走吧 Let's go.
所有...我们... So... what do we...
说出来 你要准备说什么 Spit it out. What are you trying to say?
我的意思是我们不是反对花费…我们相信什么 I mean aren't we against spending... What do we believe?
我们相信什么 What do we believe?
我们相信什么 What do we believe?!
噢 真有趣 我们相信什么 Oh, that's very good! What do we believe?
哦 妈的 Oh, shit!
马里兰州马里兰市 1973年
像这样 穿过那个 你想试试吗 Like that, through there, you wanna try?
- 恩 - 你得知道鱼喜欢什么 - Yeah. - You find out what the
这里的鱼喜欢虫子 fish want, in this case it's a worm
然后... and then uh...
我们用这个去逮住它们 we use it to catch them.
看这 看这 爸爸 看 Look here, look here, dad, dad, look.
这下它们全家都能吃饱了 Family gets to eat.
我们这么做好的吗 对这些虫子来说 Is it a good trick we're playing? With the worms?
不能说好或不好 这是钓鱼 It's not good, or bad. It's fishing.
我不想伤到这一只 I don't want this one hurt.
迪克在一个大的金融公司当政治顾问 Dick had taken a job as a political consultant for a large financial firm.
他终于在这里挣了很多钱 Where he was finally making good money.
我得到这个工作是因为尼克松的内部圈子已经受够了唐纳德·拉姆苏菲德 He took the job because Nixon's inner circle have had enough of Donald Rumsfeld.
我退出了 I'm out.
他们要把我派去布鲁塞尔 They're sending me to Brussels.
什么 What?
尼克松要任命我 Nixon is making me
为北大西洋公约组织的永久代表 permanent ambassador to NATO.
或者按他的话说是 让人滚一边去的安排 Or as he called it, a fuck off assignment.
基辛格和霍尔德曼赢了 我想要你和我一起来 Kissinger and Haldeman won. I want you to come with me.
我有一个4岁和7岁的孩子 唐纳德 I got a four and a seven year old, Donald.
告诉唐纳德 我们不会因为白宫的所有人都恨他就搬家的 Tell Don we're not moving just because everyone at the White House hates him!
好样的 看来我这几年把你教得很好 Good boy. I taught you well these past couple of years.
对不起 唐 I am sorry Don.
我真的抱歉 I really am.
没事的 我现在就像臭虫 Don't worry. I'm like bed bugs.
你必须把床垫烧了才能摆脱我 You have to burn the mattress to get rid of me!
迪克作为华盛顿的中心人员越来越如鱼得水 Dick was becoming sharper and sharper as a D.C. insider.
琳妮也开始写起了文章 And Lynne had started to write articles
为她的第一本小说找灵感 and explore ideas for her first novel.
迪克 Dick.
然后... Then...
她收到了来自在卡斯柏的老家的消息 she received news from back home in Casper.
琳妮的妈妈埃德娜 Lynne's mother Edna,
一辈子都不敢下水 却被发现溺死在了卡斯柏的湖里 who had avoided the water her whole life, was found drowned in the local Casper Lake.
听说她和韦恩 也就是琳妮的爸爸 They said her and Wayne, Lynne's Dad,
在一个小时前发生了激烈争吵 they had had a nasty argument an hour before.
她不会游泳 迪克 She doesn't swim, Dick.
- 我妈不会游泳 - 发生了什么 - My Mother doesn't swim. - What happened?
她从来没有游过泳 She never swam.
我不知道发生了什么 她从不游泳的 然后... I don't know. She just never swims. And then...
对琳妮妈妈的死因始终没有进行过严肃的调查 There was never a serious investigation into Lynne's mom's death.
听着 在这之后...我们应该做什么 我们要一起去吃点东西吗 So listen, after this... What should we do? Should we go get some food?
- 女儿们 - 迪克 我想我们该一起去吃点东西 - 琳妮 你们到车上去 - Girls - Dick I was thinking maybe we should get some food - Lynne. Why don't you go to the car?
来 女儿们 我们走...听你爸爸的话 好吗 Come on girls. Let's... Listen to your Father. Alright?
迪克 她们出落得越发漂亮了 They getting so beautiful Dick.
真棒 It's amazing.
你还钓鱼吗 You catching any fish?
你过得如何 How are you Dick?
在华盛顿的还顺利吗 Things going good in DC?
再也不要靠近我的女儿和老婆 Don't ever go near my daughters, or my wife again.
真是个大人物了啊 Big shot!
在华盛顿的大人物迪克 Big shot in D.C. Dick!
先生 要吗 Sir?
谢谢 Thanks.
所以... So...
- 你有什么要讨论的吗 - 第八页 - What do you got? - Page eight.
哈桑·穆斯塔法·纳塞尔 Hassan Mustafa Nasser.
一个在意大利米兰的传教士 A cleric based in Milan, Italy.
他是伊斯兰组织成员 He's a member of Al-Gama'a Al-Islamiyya,
- 就是杀了安瓦尔·萨达特的组织 - 就是那个瞎眼的赫塞是吧 - the group that killed Anwar Sadat. - That's The Blind Sheikh, right?
在兰里有个争论 There's some debate at Langley on
- 是关于他们是否是个威胁的争论 - 他们宣称自己是爱好和平的 - whether they're a threat, or not. - They claim to be peaceful now.
我还宣称自己 I "claim"
饮食健康呢 to be eating healthy.
好吧 Okay...
你去抓了他 You'll pick him up.
那谁是下一个 What's the next name?
副总统先生 有一些风声是 Well Mr. Vice President, there's been some chatter about
关于一个来自柏林的工程学学生 an engineering student from Berlin...
我从来就不是一个半途而废的人 I have never been a quitter.
在我的任期到达前离开白宫办公室 To leave the office before my term is completed,
完全不是我的本意 is of harm to every instinct in my body.
但是作为一个总统 But as president,
我必须把美国的利益放在第一位 I must put the interest of America first.
美国需要的一个全职的总统 America needs a full time president.
尼克松忘了有声控录音机（指水门事件） Nixon forgot about the voice activated recorders.
他草率了 He got sloppy.
- 总统是受到惩罚了吗 - 不 不是 总统身边有很多敌人 - Is the President being punished? - No, no. The President has lot of enemies.
请转接布鲁塞尔... Brussels please...
你需要记住 You need to remember
利兹... Lizzy...
如果你大权在握 人们就会总想着从你这把权力夺走 总是这样 that if you have power, people will always try to take it from you. Always.
- 知道了 妈妈 - 记着这个 - Yes Ma'am. - Remember that.
- 我找唐纳德·拉姆斯菲尔德 谢谢... - 这是一个悲剧 - Donald Rumsfeld please... - This is a tragedy.
这就是我们的总统 That is our president.
- 这真可笑 - 我确实认为这可以成为一个 - This is ridiculous. - I actually think this could be
非常非常好的消息 very, very good news.
在我看来 The way I see it,
现在所有和水门事件没有沾边的共和党会很吃香 any Republican not touched by Watergate is golden right now.
在我的飞机起飞前福特就联系我了 我觉得我们的机会来了 Ford called me before my plane took off. I think we're in.
仍然... Still...
开这辆万人迷是吧 driving this chick magnet, huh?
你也可以坐公交 You can always take the bus.
所以 我要明天中午会马上从总统职位上卸任 Therefore, I shall resign the presidency effective at noon tomorrow.
副总统福特 Vice President Ford
在那时将进行 will be sworn in as President
总统宣誓 at that hour.
- 所以这次计划是什么 - 嗯 计划是 - So what's the plan? - Well, the plan...
接管那个鬼地方... is to take over the damn place...
谁在你屁股下面点了把火吗 Who lit a fire under your ass?
我已经很久没有循规蹈矩了 I haven't flipped cards for a long time Don.
他们给了我 They gave me
这个鬼地方的钥匙 the keys to the damn palace!
参谋长 Chief of Staff.
妈的 Holy shit!
你个大混蛋 You salty son of a bitch.
你做到了 You did it.
不过 我们还有工作要去做 Part, we have work to do.
基辛格在试图讨好苏联 准备重修旧好 Kissinger is trying to kiss and make up with the Soviets.
那么 Well,
让我们确保这破事不会发生 let's make sure that shit doesn't happen.
好的 Yeah.
如果我可以的话 我相信我有方法 If I may, I believe I may have a way
杰拉尔德·鲁道夫·福特 美国总统 任期1974年到1977年
能把一块矿石放到俄罗斯的水里 to put an ore in the water, on Russia.
如果 What if...
- 我们创造... - 总统先生 - We create... - Mr. President.
等下亨利 让我们听迪克说完 Come on Henry, let's hear Dick out.
迪克·切尼的才能之一 One of Dick Cheney's special super powers,
就是能让最荒诞和偏激的想法 was the ability to make the most wild and extreme ideas
听起来慎重和专业 sound measured and professional.
如果单方面来说的话 What if on a unilateral basis,
我们都在自己的小弟弟上装上小翅膀 we all put miniature wigs on our penises
然后走到白宫的草坪上 and we walked out to the White House lawn,
相互撸管 and jerked each other off.
就像木偶戏 但是能更加欢乐呢 So, like a puppet show, but much more enjoyable?
我的确喜欢好的木偶戏 I do like a good puppet show.
我觉得我们该这么做 I say we do it.
亨利·基辛格被解除了国家安全顾问职务 Henry Kissinger has been relieved as National
由布伦特·斯考克罗夫特接替上任 Security Adviser and replaced by Brent Scowcroft.
他们现在称它为万圣节大屠杀 They're calling it the Halloween Massacre.
内务委员会议题评审
- 总统先生 - 等一下... - Mr President. - Hold on...
唐纳德·拉姆斯菲尔德代替詹姆斯·史勒辛吉成为国防部长 Donald Rumsfeld has replaced Secretary of Defense James Schlesinger.
迪克·切尼被任命为 And Dick Cheney has been chosen, as the
白宫参谋长 任期1975年到1977年
史上最年轻的参谋长 这真棒 像做梦一样 the youngest Chief of Staff in history! It's amazing. It's a dream.
这不是梦 It's real.
唐... Don...
是最史上年轻的国防部长 is the youngest Secretary of Defense ever.
我没在讲唐 我在讲你 Well, I'm not talking about Don, I'm talking about you
我要给你一个吻 And I'm going to give you
就在这 在白宫里 a kiss, right here in the White House.
切尼先生和夫人打扰了 女孩们准备进到总统办办公室里 Excuse me Mr. and Mrs. Cheney. These girls were trying to enter the Oval Office.
噢 亲爱的 噢 亲爱的 Oh dear, oh dear.
- 女儿们... - 嘿 你 - Girls... - Hey you!
孩子们这里不是游乐场 请不要... Girls this is not a playground, please do not...
这里是圣诞老人住的吗 Is this where Santa lives?
这比那好多了 好超级多 It's even better, it's even better.
这里... This...
是 is where
最伟大的 the leader
国家的领导住的地方 of the greatest nation on earth lives.
- 你是他的矮人吗 爸爸 - 在某种程度上 是的 - Are you one of his elves Daddy? - In a way, yes.
不 他不是 玛丽 你爸爸是参谋长 No he's not Mary. Your Father is Chief of Staff.
参...谋长 Chief... Of Staff.
如果你和她装傻 她长大就会变成傻女人 If you're silly with her she'll grow up to be a silly woman.
说的对 好的 Right, of course.
我忘了 那是只是 I forgot, that's just
只是些犯傻的话 玛丽Mary that's just silly, Mary.
作为新任的参谋长 And as the new Chief of Staff
同时总统的权威也因为水门事件受到削弱 and with the Presidency weakened by Watergate,
迪克·切克想知道总统到底有多大的权力 Dick Cheney wanted to find out exactly how much power did the President have.
我想恢复行政权威 I would like to reinstate Executive Authority
就现在 Now.
安东尼·斯卡利亚 Antonin Scalia,
一名司法部的年轻律师 a young lawyer with the justice department
他之后会继续会为最高法庭效力 who would later go on to serve on the Supreme Court,
就是他撼动了迪克的世界 rocked Dick's world.
你问得非常有意思 Interesting you should ask.
你熟悉统一执行权理论吗 Are you familiar with the theory of the unitary executive?
不 给我讲讲 No. Tell me about it.
几乎没有 There is an interpretation that few
像我这样的人会相信这样的解释 在宪法第二条中 like myself happen to believe, in Article two of the Constitution
规定了授予总统 that vests the President
绝对的行政权 with absolute executive authority.
我意思是绝对的 And I mean absolute.
宝贝 宝贝... Baby, baby...
你想把可乐放到高脚椅上吗 you wanna take Cole to the high chair?
- 来吧 伙计 - 我要准备 - Come on buddy. - I've gotta try
向人们解释下这个 and explain this thing to the people.
你不饿吗 Aren't you hungry?
统一执行权理论 The Unitary Executive Theory.
确实有些学者认为 只要是总统做出的事情 Certain legal scholars believed that, if the President does anything
那必然是合法的 因为总统就是这样的性质 it must be legal, because it's the President.
在支票和资金上也是这样 To hell with checks and balances,
特别是在战争期间 especially during times of war.
这是国王的权力 This was the power of kings,
也是法老和独裁者的权力 pharaohs, dictators.
真是完美 This is perfect.
迪尼克·切尼曾是华盛顿的权力游戏里的步兵 Dick Cheney was a foot soldier in the power games of Washington DC.
但在统一执行权理论之下 But with the Unitary Executive Theory,
他就可以成为银河王 行星吞噬者 he could become Galactus, devourer of planets.
但后来 在大选日 But then, it was Election Day.
- 出了大事... - 卡特以 - And there was one big problem... - Carter is the winner with
272的电子选票胜出... two hundred and seventy two electoral votes...
我想知道由我们中的哪一个来宣布 we have wondered which of us gonna make this announcement
詹姆斯·厄尔·卡特为新一任的美国总统 James Earl Carter, the next President of the United States.
就这样... And just like that...
全都玩完了 it was all over.
迪克·切克 总统的参谋长 他失业了 Dick Cheney, the president's chief of staff, he does not have a job.
不可能 肯定哪里出错了或者统计错误之类的 It can't be. It's got to be some sort of a mistake, or miscalculation.
这个街区算完蛋了 There goes the neighbourhood.
谢谢大家了 Well, thank you all.
共和党落选了 The Republicans have lost the Presidency.
在多数的州政府里 民主党是国会中的少数派 响应美国要求改变的呼声 They are the minority in Congress in most states. With America demanding change
今天卡特总统爬上了白宫的屋顶 And President Carter went up on the roof of The White House today,
为大家展示新装的太阳能热水器 to show off the new solar water heaters installed there.
今天我们直接利用太阳能量 Today, and directly harnessing the power of the
我们正在吸收上帝赐给我们的能量 sun, we are taking the energy that God gave us.
这是我们见过的最可靠的再生能源 The most renewable energy that we will ever see.
可以用它来取代日益减少的化石燃料供应 And using it to replace our dwindling supplies of fossil fuel.
毫无疑问太阳能... There is no longer any question that solar energy...
1978年 怀俄明州国会竞选 切尼对抗巴格利
但不是我 先生 Well, not me, not me, sir.
我会成为一个怀俄明州的绅士 I will become the gentleman from Wyoming.
最重要的一段来了 听好了... Most of all, and hear this...
税必须要下调 Taxes must go down.
我再说一遍 税必须要下调 I'll say it again, taxes must go down
我们必须减轻工人阶级的赋税之苦... we must ameliorate pain of taxes for the working man...
而且把... and bring...
有洞察力的人带到大家面前来 perspicacity to the fore.
谢谢上帝给他那么高的知名度 Thank God for name recognition.
而且胡闹的人太多了 (骑马和胡闹英语里都是Horsing) Well, enough of the horsing around.
虽然胡闹(骑马)就是我们牛仔喜欢做的事情 Although, that is of course, what us cowboys do.
请在国会竞选上投票给切尼 Vote for Cheney in Congress.
我不会让你们失望的 你们可以相信我 I will not let you down, you can count on me.
谢谢你们 请在国会竞选上投票给... And uh, thank you, and vote for Cheney...
迪克·切尼 in congress.
下次上场前 他要是不喝点酒 我就替他喝 Either he drinks next time, or I do.
我... I, uh...
我不想给你们带来恐慌 但是... I don't want anyone to panic, but...
我真的需要去医院 But I do believe I have to go to the hospital.
现在就得去 Now.
是下壁梗塞的问题 It's an inferior wall infarct.
能治好 是不是 But that can be fixed, right?
要是我能决定的话 你最好还是别参选了 If it was up to me you'd drop out of the election.
但你们俩都知道这不可能 But you've both made that clear that it's not an option.
所以你必须至少卧床休养两周 So you must have a minimum of two weeks bed rest.
两周 我们会失去领先优势的 Two weeks off. We'll lose our lead.
我们并不会的 Like hell we will.
迪克·切尼生病了 他今天不能来现场 Dick Cheney has an illness, so he can't be here today.
但我们请来了他的夫人 But we got his his wife.
她美貌无比 And she's a darn pretty girl.
琳妮·切尼 Lynne Cheney!
大家好 Hello!
大家今天好吗 Hello, how are you today?
很高兴知道你们都很好 Good, good, good to hear. It's really nice...
能回到家乡真高兴啊 to be back in my home state.
我在怀俄明州长大 See, I grew up in Wyoming.
感觉现在 在某种程度上 But it seems that somewhere along the line...
华盛顿都不把我们这些真正的美国人放在眼里 Washington DC stopped listening to real folks like us!
只听那些... And started only listening...
希望我们失去工作的自由主义的势利小人 to liberal snobs who want us all to lose our jobs to affirmative action!
琳妮 可以了... Okay Lynne...
没错 That's right.
知道吗 我.... You know, I am....
我去纽约的时候 看到妇女们在焚烧她们的胸罩 went to New York City, women in New York City are burning their bras.
你们知道在怀俄明州妇女们会怎么处理胸罩吗 Well you know what women in Wyoming do with our bras?
我们戴胸罩 We wear them!
我们戴胸罩 We wear them.
在怀俄明州我们知道是非对错 Here in Wyoming we believe there is a right and wrong.
因为我是一个从怀俄明州来的母亲妻子 Because I'm a mom and a wife from Wyoming.
我知道怎么让每分钱都花的值得 And I know how it feels to make every penny count.
不仅我会代表你们 我的丈夫迪克·切尼也会代表你们... Not only do I speak for you, but my husband Dick Cheney...
一股强烈的改革之风在美国盛行 A hard wind of change had been blowing through America.
民权 罗伊威德法案(堕胎案例) 环保主义 Civil rights, Roe versus Wade, environmentalism.
但这个国家有一部分人对改革之风非常愤怒 But there was a part of the country that was angry about this change.
感谢我... Thanks to...
了不起的妻子... My amazing wife...
作为怀俄明州唯一的国会代表 It's good to be joining you all here in D.C.
很高兴在华盛顿和你们相聚 as Wyoming's sole Congressional Representative!
国会议员切尼 任期1979年到1989年
然后... And then...
像科氏和库尔斯这样的富豪家族 big money families like the Kochs and the Coors
都痛恨缴税 只能把手伸到华盛顿 that were sick of paying income taxes, rolled
他们开巨额支票 right into Washington DC and started writing fat checks
智囊团是对政治商业或军事政策进行调查、分析和研发策略，影响政府政策的机构
以资助右翼智囊团 to fund right-wing think tanks.
卡托研究所
美国企业研究院
美国传统基金会
这能改变许多美国人的世界观 That would change the way many Americans looked at the world.
涓滴经济学： 降低最高税率 作为刺激措施的研究
最后在80年代 Finally in 1980,
超级富豪和白人保守派的这场 this unlikely revolution of the super rich
不太可能胜利的革命找到了它的出路 and white conservatives found its face.
对于那些没有生存技术的人 For those without skills,
我们帮助他们学会技能 we will find a way to help them get new skills.
那些找不到工作的人 For those without job opportunities,
我们在他们居住的城市里 we will stimulate new opportunities particularly
创造出新的就业机会 in the inner cities where they live.
对那些心灰意冷的人 For those who have abandoned hope,
我们重建希望 欢迎他们参加伟大的国家运动... we'll restore hope, and we'll welcome them into a great national crusade...
让美国重新伟大 to make America great again!
那是... It was...
该死的80年代... The fucking 1980's...
那是迪克·切尼人生中最黑暗的时期 and it was a hell of a time to be Dick Cheney.
投票支持HR4445 无法检查的武器法案 Vote on HR4445 the undetectable fire arms act
禁止携带金属探测器探测不到的塑料枪 to ban plastic guns that can evade metal detectors.
谢谢你 切尼议员 Thank you Congressman Cheney.
你听说你一直是非常好的盟友 I hear you have been quite the ally.
快叫救护车 Someone call an ambulance!
- 你能呼吸吗 - 我心脏病犯了 你这个白痴... - Can you breathe? - I'm having a heart attack, you idiot...
琳妮 国家人文捐赠基金会主席 任期1986年到1993年
很高兴认识你 Very nice to see you.
谢谢 Thank you.
他们两个都很棒 但都破产了 They're both brilliant, but broke.
你好 迪克 你好 琳妮 Hey Dick! Hello Lynne!
- 祝贺你当选 - 谢谢你副总统 - Congratulations on your appointment. - Well, thank you Mr. Vice President.
你亲爱的家人怎么样 How is your lovely family?
看起来我们的儿子杰布要被裁掉了 Well, we think our son Jeb seems cut out for office.
乔治·赫伯特·沃克·布什 美国总统 任期1981年到1989年
我们可能以后还要你关照呢 We may be asking you for endorsements in a few years.
乔治 如果他有你一半魅力的话 Oh well, if he's half as charming as you are
就能赢取我们两个人的选票 George, then he'll have both of our votes.
- 我能把这句话写下来吗 - 当然可以 - Ah, can I get that in writing? - Yeah, yeah, of course.
迪克 谢谢你让众议院没有废除 Dick, I just wanted to say thank you for getting the House
总统否决公正原则的权利 not to override the President's veto the fairness doctrine.
能让总统摆脱任何的重大政府法规 我都会高兴的 Not a problem. Happy to get rid of any big government regulations.
谢谢 Thank you.
公正原则是四十年代的法律 The fairness doctrine was a law from the forties
要求所有的广播电视 新闻电台都要 that required any broadcast TV, or radio news
针对问题 平等报道双方 to present both sides of an issue equally.
它的废除将导致舆论新闻的兴起 Its repeal would lead to the rise of opinion news.
告诉你 你就是个瘦猴子和人体避孕套 Let me tell you something, you skinny, human prophylactic.
爱是人类唯一不能伪装的情感 Love is the only human emotion that you can't
女人除外 感谢上帝她们还能假装爱 fake except women, and thank God they can.
并最终实现了罗杰·艾尔斯的梦想 And eventually to the realization of Roger Aile's dream.
福克斯新闻 FOX news,
会成为美国第一新闻电台 which would go on to become the no. 1 news station in the United States
在美国福克斯新闻非常倾向右派保守派 不少的福克斯政治评论员和共和党政治人物关系良好 所以招到许多批评
还让美国更加右倾 and swing America even more to the right.
得了 放轻松些宝贝 派对嘛 Alright. Lighten up sweet heart! It's a party!
我去看看那边是否处理妥当 Let me go see, if I can see, if everything's okay over there.
很高兴见到你们两位 向女孩子们问好 Great to see you both. Love to the girls...
-向芭芭拉问好 - 谢谢 - Love to Barbara. - Will do.
- 那是他儿子 - 糟糕 - That's his son. - Oh, crap.
乔治·小布什 家里的败家子 George W, the black sheep of the family.
这家人爱孩子爱得没底线了 A little too much unconditional love there.
你能感觉到吗 迪克 Can you feel it Dick?
这屋子里一半人的想要变成我们 Half the room wants to be us
另一半人怕我们 the other half fears us.
我知道乔治排在后面准备参选 I know George is next in line but,
但如果我们成功后 谁知道他会怎么样 after that, who knows?
我对里根佩服至极 I respect the hell out of Reagan.
但还没有人向世界展示出美国总统的真正力量 But no one has shown the world the true power of the American Presidency.
抱歉 玛丽小姐 Excuse me Miss Mary!
上课时间你不能离校 玛丽 You cannot leave the grounds during school hours! Mary!
什么 我不明白你... What, I don't understand you just...
离开学校干什么 没理由啊 left school? Why? It doesn't make sense.
因为苏珊... It was Susan...
苏珊...你的好朋友吗 Susan... Your best friend?
宝贝你们是为了男孩子争风吃醋还是... Oh, honey, did you get in a fight over a boy, or...
她和我分手了 She broke up with me.
妈...爸... Mom... Dad...
我喜欢女孩子... I like girls...
我是同性恋 I'm gay.
没关系 亲爱的 It doesn't matter sweetheart.
不管发生什么我们都爱你 We love you no matter what.
爸爸 Daddy!
- 我非常爱你 - 我也爱你玛丽 - I love you so much. - I love you Mary.
这会让你以后的... This is going to make things...
日子很难过的 so hard for you.
当乔治·老布什当选为总统的时候 When George Bush Sr. Was elected President,
迪克·切尼被任命为国防部长 Dick Cheney was made Secretary of Defense.
在总统候选人排名第六 Sixth in line to the Presidency.
几年以后 And after a few years,
迪克开始竞选总统了 it was Dick's turn to run for President,
他们决定做一些早期的民意调查 so they decided to do some early polling numbers.
嗯 就这些数字吗 Oh, yeah, that's it?
我们可以利用这些数字...就是用来... We can move those numbers... just...
攻击国家福利 法规 政府浪费...... Go after the welfare state, regulations, government waste...
我不能让玛丽受苦 I can't put Mary through that.
每个对手都会人身攻击她... Every primary opponent will go after her...
我们否认 And we deny.
攻击家庭成员 他们真下流... Shame them for going after the family and...
迪克·切尼后来担任一家大型石油服务公司的首席执行官：哈里伯顿公司
琳妮出版了几本关于美国历史的书
迪克在竞选美国总统和小女儿之间必须要做出选择 他选择了小女儿
切尼家族再也不会进入政界或公众视线
迪克的心脏比以往任何时候都健康 他经常参加世界各地的铁人比赛
琳妮和迪克快乐而幸福的居住在弗吉尼亚州 在那里训练出了屡获殊荣的金毛猎犬
谁会周日清早打电话啊 Who is calling on a Sunday morning?!
不知道 I don't know.
我来接 I'm coming.
你好 Hello.
是的 That's right.
不管怎么样 我都能帮忙 Any way I can be of assistance.
是的 下午3点...应该可以 Yeah. That should work... 3pm...
当然... Of course...
那个... That...
不言而喻... goes without saying...
谢谢 Thank you.
谁打来的 Who is that?
一个人从... It was someone from...
- 乔治·布什儿子的竞选团打来的 - 杰布吗 - George Bush's son's campaign. - Jeb?
不是 是小布什...杰布在弗罗里达 No. George W... Jeb's Florida.
对的 Right. Right.
我真不敢相信他们让这个可怜的孩子去竞选总统 Oh, I still can't believe they've got that poor boy running for President.
他们想要干什么 What they want?
他们想让我成为他的竞选伙伴 They want to talk to me about being his running mate.
什么 What?
他们没直说 但是... They didn't say it outright, but...
这是我自己想要的 I've made that call myself
也是他们想要的 that's what they want.
副总统就是个摆设 Vice President is a nothing job.
总要听听他们怎么说 Gonna just hear them out.
我欠他父亲人情 I owe that to the father.
副总统就是坐在那儿 The VP just sits around, and waits for the
等总统死掉 你自己也是这么说的 President to die. You've said so yourself.
- 是啊 这是个美差 - 是的 - Yeah it's a credit job. - Yeah.
只是开个会而已 That's just a meeting.
只是开个会而已吗 Is it just a meeting?
只是开个会 It's just a meeting.
那好 Good.
是的 州长 Yes, Mr. Governor?
当然 Of course.
州长先生现在可以见您 切尼部长 The Governor will see you now Secretary Cheney.
谢谢 Sure.
你好 迪克 Hey, hello Dick.
你好 乔治 Hello, George.
- 好久不见啊 - 去年还是... - It's been a while. - Last year...
在外交政策会议上见的面 foreign policy sessions.
是啊 是啊 That's right. Yeah, that's right.
当时的会议... Those meetings were...
很有意思 very engaging.
你记得吗 Do you remember?
我们都觉得只要我爸爸搞定萨达姆 We both agreed my Dad would have been reelected
- 他就会连任 - 是啊 - if he had taken out Saddam. - Right.
战争时期的总统 Yeah... War time Presidents
总是很受欢迎 very popular.
确实 确实 That they are. That they are.
所以... So...
恭喜你\...NCongratulations on a...
开门红 successful primary.
我也... I have...
经历了竞选...我想说 been through a few myself and they can be... Shall we say
- 真他妈的累 - 是啊 - Fucking exhausting! - Right.
真是一种折磨 It's a grind.
是一种折磨 我告诉你 坐长途车 啃三明治... It's a grind, I tell you. Buses, baloney sandwiches...
我喜欢和人打交道 但也要有限度啊 I like people, but I mean, you know, enough's enough.
所以... So...
- 你打给我的电话... - 我忘了 - the call I received... - I forgot
你是谈正经事的人 是吗 我喜欢 you're a brass tacks guy aren't you? I like that.
我参选总统你不惊讶吗 Are you surprised I'm running for President?
他一心一意只想着 He wants to impress his father.
超越他的父亲 More than anything.
你见识过我以前的 怎么说来着 疯狂岁月吧 After my, shall we say, wild years?
乔治 我白天在家里自己种燕麦片 Well, Gorge, I sowed some oats myself back in the day.
还是喜欢偶尔喝一杯冰镇啤酒 And still enjoy a cold beer on occasion.
我绝对相信 I bet you did.
绝对相信你这个坏蛋 我干不下去了 感觉不对劲 I bet you did you rascal. Well I can't anymore. It got bad.
啊 Yeah.
那美好的时光啊 Good times.
他到底要干什么 What does he really want?
他需要什么 What does he need?
竞选很难啊 我告诉你... It's tough, I tell you...
我第一次国会竞选就落选 这事.... Lost my first congressional race, that was....
不妙 not good.
- 来点牛腩吗 - 乔治... - How about some brisket? - George... um...
特丽莎 Hey Theresa!
拿点牛腩来 Get some brisket?!
- 我能去找找... - 给我块焦的 - I will find... - Get the burnt ends!
- 当然 - 听着... - 'course. - So listen, I've got a...
我对民意调查缺乏经验 lack of experience problem in the polls
然后你是最有经验的人 and you're one of the most experienced guys around
你想跳槽做我的副总统吗 you wanna jump on board and be my Vice?
我很荣幸 I'm honored.
别说荣幸 说行 一本正经先生 Don't be honored. Fucking say yes, Mr. Brass tacks.
我不能接受 I have to say no.
迪克 我们会合作得很愉快的 Dick c'mon, we'll have a lot of fun.
你现在在做什么 What are you doing right now?
- 在私营企业吗 - 是的 - You in the private sector? - Yeah.
- 来吧 我知道你喜欢搞政治 - 不行 乔治 - Come on. I know you love politics. - No. George.
- 来吧 - 不可能 - Let's go. - Not gonna happen.
赶紧答应了吧 Come on now!
不然就太可惜了 真的 That's a shame. It is.
或许我可以... Perhaps I could...
帮你找个合适的竞选搭档 help you find the right running mate.
- 你想带队挑选副总统候选人? - 不 我不想带队 这活要干就我自己干 - Run my VP search team? - No team. Just me.
嗯 行 应该可以 Yeah, yeah, that could work.
卡尔·罗夫 美国政治家 人称"布什的大脑"
当然 我还得跟罗夫商量一下 但是... I'll have to run it by Rove of course, but...
要是输了大选 我就去职棒联盟当执行长得了 if I lose maybe I can become Commissioner of Baseball, you know!
但咱还是... But the...
奔着赢去的... idea...
是吧? is to win?
嗯 我会想着你的 I'm going to keep you in the back of my mind.
你还要不要告诉我 今天跟小布什谈得怎样了? So are you going to tell me how it went today, or not?
很有...意思 It was... very interesting.
他是个... He is a...
菜鸟 green.
真的特别菜 He's very green.
你直接拒绝了 And you told him no?
我... I, uh...
我答应给他搭把手 I told him I would help
筛选... with the...
副总统候选人 search.
你在想什么 What are you thinking?
我看出来了 你还有别的想法 I can tell you're thinking.
迪克·切尼到底在想什么呢 What was Dick Cheney thinking?
我在想 现在的情形还是第一次遇到 I'm thinking I've never seen anything like this.
跟小布什首次会面后 After his first meeting with George W.
迪克 我们现在也算是功成名就了 We've had a lot of successes, Dick.
副总统这个职位... The Vice President...
根本没什么实际意义 is a nothing job.
他看到了多远 How many steps ahead was he looking?
对于眼前这个机遇 他又作何感想 How did he feel about the opportunity that was in front of him?
有某些时刻... There are...
是如此脆弱微妙... certain moments, so delicate...
就像茶杯上放茶碟... like a teacup and saucer...
茶碟上又放了茶杯 然后是茶碟... stacked on a teacup and saucer...
茶杯... on a teacup...
茶碟... and saucer.
就这样交替着 越叠越高... And on and on.
在这个时刻 事情可能向任何方向发展... That this moment could fall in any direction...
进而改变一切 and change everything.
只可惜 没人能确切知道 Sadly there is no real way to know
在这改变历史的一刻 切尼夫妻内心的想法 exactly what was going on inside the Cheneys at this history changing moment.
在莎士比亚的戏剧里 We can't just snap into a Shakespearean Soliloquy
我们能通过一段段独白 了解人物的感受与动机 that dramatizes every feeling and motivation.
但这在现实中是不可能的 It's just not the way the world works.
此段对话为莎士比亚风格 取了莎士比亚《理查二世》的典故 迪克·切尼全名为理查德·布鲁斯·切尼
理查德啊 我的挚爱 My sweet Richard.
你敏锐的头脑 已久舞于王之庭堂 Dance'd nimbly round the King's hearth thou hath.
吾亦曾不知满足 Even whilst clamored I for more,
亦曾痴心不改 more!
有如那干涸之深渊 渴求着虚无之水 Parched maw craned towards the drip, drip of imagined waters.
而如今 我有一语当言 But I say to you now,
歇息吧 休憩吧 rest, retire.
于国 于妻 Thou hast honored thy vows to
你已尽誓言 wife and crown.
我的爱妻 难道肉眼的衰退 夺走了你的远见? Has blindness usurped vision in you, my wife?
你我的结合 岂止关乎协议与誓言 No mere treaty is our union!
你用生命之火焰 Thou shared thy torch's flame with mine revealing halls and spires of
助我找寻那失落已久的辉煌帝国 long faded empires.
而如今 And now, I, may hold aloft
我将高擎炽烈之爱 mine own fiery credit
你我之身 终成权力之见证 to make flesh our bond of power.
不知我是否勇气尚存 Dare I?
不顾前方荆棘的刺痛 用希望在心灵之上铸就未来之巢穴吗 Dare I let hope's peak place gathered bramble upon my heart for future's nest?
曾有多少个冬天 鸟鸣在冷风中沉寂 Many winters past hath I let this hope die,
我心之中亦曾希望全无 cruel winds silencing tiny birds needy cries.
如今既然希望已至 我要欢呼 冲啊 冲啊 Now that it hath arrived I say yea, yea!
冲 Yea!
我之鲜血 我之斗志 Mine own blood and will
我之一切皆属于你 are yours,
奋战吧 直到刺穿最后一名敌兵的胸甲 til pierced be the last soldier's breast plate,
喷涌出红宝石般的血 spilling forth its ruby jellied treasures!
所以... So...
所以... 我们按计划...继续进行 So... I think we... proceed.
玛丽的事怎么办 What about Mary?
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副总统跟总统不一样 It's VP.
不会被盯得那么紧 Not the same scrutiny.
小布什有他自己的盟友 迪克 He has allies, Dick.
对于他的圈子 你是新来乍到 还摸不清具体情况 Connections. You're new to his world. You don't know the landscape.
那我得借这个调查 I had better
仔细做做功课了 conduct a very thorough search.
事无巨细 Every stone. Hell,
即使是小到细砂粒一样的细节 every grain of sand
都要包含到问卷里面 详细审查 needs to be looked under for this questionnaire.
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迪克 我们已经要求... Dick, we are asking for...
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抱歉啦 利兹 Sorry Liz.
抱歉啥 我该觉得被冒犯了吗 That wasn't offensive. Should I be offended?
我觉得被冒犯了 大卫怎么不问问我呢 I'm offended. Dave didn't worry if I'd be offended.
哦 你们是说做肛门检查用的那种手套吧 Oh, a rubber glove. Like a proctology exam.
- 那真是... 好恶心 - 你好 - That's... that's disgusting. - Hello!
你好 Oh. Hello!
大卫 有主意了? David, thoughts?
对... 超赞的一个 One... big one.
大卫·阿丁顿 David Addington,
是迪克的首席法律顾问 信奉行政一体 Dick's main legal adviser and a huge believer in the Unitary Executive Theory.
以擅长偷天换日 混淆视听出名 He was known for telling people to their face that they're stupid.
首先... So the...
副总统是行政部门的一部分 Vice Presidency is part of the executive branch
而在参议院 副总统又有决定性投票权 and because the VP casts tie breaking votes in the Senate,
所以 also part
- 副总统也是立法机构的一部分 对吧 - 对 - of the legislative branch, right? - Right.
那也就意味着 That means,
副总统... The VP is also...
既不属于行政机构 也不属于立法机构 not part of the executive, or the legislative.
所以... So...
有人就会说 one could argue that
副总统 neither branch
不归这两者中的任何一个管咯 has oversight of the VP?
何止是有的人 Not only could "one" argue that
这个人就是我 I'm arguing you.
- 这真是太有才了 大卫 - 我知道 - That's brilliant, David. - I know.
是不是很赞 Right?
卡尔·罗夫想让我买下这个农场 Carl Rove want me to buy this ranch.
淡化耶鲁和哈佛高材生的形象 Distance myself from my years at Yale and Harvard.
显得更亲民 为选举做准备 Make me more of a man of the people for the election.
聪明 Smart.
那 我们还搞不搞合作了 这事就这么开始了吗 So, we gonna do this thing or what? I mean, is this happening?
不 No.
我已经找到了几个有潜力的候选人 I have found some very interesting candidates.
可以安排个时间 If we could schedule,
需要三个小时... three hour window to go...
不 我是说你 我想让你当我的副总统 No, I meant you. I want you to be my VP.
- 你能解决我的问题 - 不 - You're the solution to my problem. - No.
我是家大公司的首席执行官 I'm CEO of a large company.
还曾任国防部长 I've been Secretary of Defense,
和白宫参谋长 I've been Chief of Staff.
而副总统基本上 The Vice Presidency is mostly a
- 只有象征意义而已 - 对 那倒是 - a symbolic job. - Right, right.
我理解你为什么 I can see how that wouldn't be
- 提不起兴趣来 - 但话又说回来... - enticing to you. - However...
换个角度来看 The Vice Presidency is also defined by
副总统能干什么 The President.
不能干什么... Unless we were to come to a...
也得看总统的意思 different understanding...
啊哈 继续 Uh-huh. Go on.
我听着呢 I'm listening.
我觉得... I sense that...
你喜欢以直觉为基础做决定 属于动感型的 you're a kinetic leader. You make decisions based on instinct.
的确 大家都这么说 I am. People have said that.
是啊 在这方面... Yeah, yeah, very different. Very different from...
你呢 your father,
跟你父亲不同 in that regard.
所以呢 Now,
我倒是能帮你管些无聊的事 Maybe I can handle, some of the more mundane jobs
比如一些程序性的文书工作啊 overseeing bureaucracy,
管管军队啊 managing military,
呃 再比如能源和外交政策之类的 uh energy, uh, foreign policy.
听着挺好 That sounds good.
我本就没想管这些小事 I never want to be the kind of team owner that pulls the starter
- 总统哪有空管这些 - 嗯 - in the 4th inning. - Yeah.
就像那棒球场上 球员替换还不都由主教练负责 球队老板哪里管过 That's the manager's job.
还有件事 One more thing.
我女儿玛丽 My daughter Mary.
我知道... 罗夫跟我说了她喜欢女孩 Right... Rove told me she likes girls.
那我就直说了 我知道... Now, I know you'll have to...
在南方 run against gay marriage,
和中西部地区 in the south,
你得公开反对同性婚姻... mid-west and...
但毕竟事关我女儿 it is my daughter,
在这事上 我有我自己的底线 and that line is drawn concrete.
这不必多说 Don't you say another word.
只要你不介意我们推行反对政策 So long as you don't mind us pushing that messaging,
我们就不会强求你什么 we're okay with you sitting that one out.
我觉得这样 I think it's important for all the
对天下所有同性恋都好 你明白 all the Marys in the world, you know?
没问题 那就这么定了吗 No problemo. We got a deal?
嗯... Then I believe...
就这么定了 this can work.
耶 Hot damn!
好极了 Well, good.
嘿... Hey...
来庆祝庆祝 let's celebrate!
干杯 Cheers!
我意识到 I realized
最好的人选 best choices
就在我身边 standing by my side.
请各位欢迎 我的挚友及竞选伙伴 Please welcome, my friend and my running mate,
迪克·切尼 Dick Cheney.
那张包含83个问题的问卷 迪克根本没填 Dick never filled out his own 83 question questionnaire.
他也没提交过完整的医疗记录 Full medical records were never handed over.
更不必提个人和公司的纳税申报表等其他信息了 No tax or corporate filings, nothing.
2007年11月7日 选举之夜 布什对抗戈尔
戈尔撤销了败选声明 Gore rescinded his concession.
"滑板车"路易斯·利比 副总统迪克·切尼办公室参谋长 任期2001年到2005年
称佛罗里达州选战胜负未定 They're claiming Florida is too close to call.
这他妈的怎么能行 He can't fucking rescind his concession.
这已经是事实了 He just did.
- 俄国佬肯定偷着乐呢 - 佛罗里达州要重新计票了 - Russians are loving this. - There is gonna be a recount.
- 所以... - 你好 - So... - How you doing?
接下来怎么办 What should we do?
就当我们已经赢了 We play it like we've already won.
也就是说 Which means,
我们得组建总统过渡小组 把职位分派出去 we need to staff the White House.
好 Alright.
- 那这个过渡小组谁来管 - 我 - Who's leading the transition team? - I'll do it.
这不是副总统分内的事吧 That's not something a Vice President really does, is it?
嗯... Uh huh...
现在是了 It is now.
戈尔已告知布什州长 Gore has called Governor Bush
将败选声明撤回 and retracted his concession.
- 不要啊 - 什么鬼 - No. No! - What!
沃尔福威茨 Wolfowitz.
派他进联邦政府还是五角大楼 State, or Pentagon?
那得看让谁当国防部长了 Depends on who your Secretary of Defense is.
- 拉姆 - 好主意 - Rummy. - Hundred percent.
- 拉姆斯菲尔德吗 - 老布什不是很烦他吗 - Rumsfeld? - Doesn't Bush Sr. hate Rummy?
那跟小布什没关系 他想自己做主 Not such a bad thing with W. He wants to be his own man.
拉姆支持建立强硬的行政部门 这在宣战权方面对我们有好处 Rumsfeld believes in a robust Executive. That's good for us on war powers.
只要进了五角大楼 他没准能挑起第三次世界大战 Just keep him out of state, he'll start World War Three.
哈里伯顿公司刚刚给了我两千六百万美元的辞职补贴 Halliburton just gave us a 26 million dollar exit package.
比预料中的多了一倍 Twice of what we expected.
人家也不傻 They're no dummies.
抱歉了 大伙 Sorry gang.
谢天谢地 我觉得... Thank God. Perhaps I should...
我得去趟医院 go to the hospital.
天哪 你开玩笑的吧 Oh my God! Are you kidding me?
嗨嗨嗨 Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
所有相关人员请注意 All persons having business with the Honorable,
全体肃静 the Supreme Court of the United States,
联邦最高法院 are admonished to draw near and give their attention, oh yeah!
现在开庭 For the Court is now sitting.
愿上帝保佑美利坚合众国及尊贵的法庭 God bless the United States and this Honorable Court.
2000年12月12日 这位是安东尼·斯卡利亚 还记得他吗 December 12th 2000. Antonin Scalia, remember him?
最高法院作出裁决 不准许佛罗里达州完成重新计票 And the Supreme Court stopped the state of Florida from completing their recount.
小布什和迪克·切尼以537票的优势 George W. Bush and Dick Cheney were going to the White House by a margin
赢得大选 of 537 votes.
嘿 我的宝贝玛丽·克莱尔 Hey, hey, little Mary Claire.
我的小女儿 Hey little Mary. My little Mary.
你在干什么呢 Hey, what are you doing?
告诉爸爸 你在干什么 What are you doing?
姐妹俩都挺好的 Ah, they're both doing really well.
我正忙着用奶酪通心粉 Except I'm trying to make this dinner and it's
做晚餐 it's a,
你不是说这很容易做嘛 怎么总溢出来呢 Macaroni and Cheese that you said was easy but it keeps just coming out
还特别稀 like little watery.
记住 牛奶才是关键 得多放点 It's the milk, remember. You gotta add more milk.
才能更稠一些 Yeah, make it thicker.
不 不 不 No, no, no, no.
嗯 这就好点了 Yeah, it's much better.
我现在真的有好多话想跟你说 So much, so much I wanna say right now.
继续... 加油好好干吧 你真的很棒 You just... You keep doing what you're doing. You're doing so great.
我给你准备了...小惊喜 You have earned something very special... from your wife.
听我说 Listen! Listen! Listen!
我打算买点葡萄酒... 然后再去取点东西... 吃中餐可以吗 I'm buying wine... and I'm picking something up.... Chinese?
好啊 我真的好爱你 OK I, I really love you.
我也爱你 I love you.
嗯 Yeah.
早上好 Good morning to you too!
我们见过几次面了 很高兴见到你 We've met a few times, it's nice to see you.
当然 Of course.
好了... Alright, listen...
我们开始吧... We get this thing underway...
嘿 "滑板车" 跟大家介绍下大体情况吧 如何 Scooter, why don't you let everyone know the lay of the land?
没问题 各位都知道 我叫"滑板车"·利比 Of course. As you all know, I am Scooter Libby,
是迪克办公室参谋长... Dick's Chief of Staff...
也是他的国家安全事务顾问 I'm also his national security adviser
同时任总统特别顾问 and a special adviser to the President.
实际上 斯库特掌控布什手下的所有人 Technically, Scooter outranks any of Bush's people.
玛丽·马特林 Mary Matlin
会任职副总统的参政议员和布什的助手 will serve as councilor to the VP and assistant to Bush.
大卫·爱丁顿 David Addington
作为迪克的法律顾问 Dick's main legal counsel,
将会在行政权相关的事则上起到决策作用 will play center field on all matters relating to executive power.
总统有艾伯特·冈萨雷斯 The President has Alberto Gonzales,
卡尔·罗夫 Karl Rove,
卡伦·休斯 Karen Hughes
作为他的团队 as his team.
实话说 冈萨雷斯一无所用 Quite frankly Gonzales has no clue,
罗夫就是个打杂的 Rove is a hack,
休斯只会拖后腿 Hughes should be in double A ball.
所以 我们通往总统办公室的大路 So, we will have fairly unobstructed access
是畅通无阻的 to the Oval office.
我们要自动地 We will be automatically
暗抄送来总统发送的 BCC'd on all e-mails that the President receives,
或收到的所有邮件 还要时刻知悉他的行程 or sends, as well as have access to his schedule
已知的 或者发生变动的 the second it is set, or changed.
我们会先于总统收到每日情报简讯 We'll also be receiving the daily intelligence briefing before
从而影响决策 the President and it gets us inside the decision curve.
从而被大众所看到 Which will actually be reading.
布什这些全都答应了吗 Bush approved all of this?
我们达成了... We have...
一个共识 an understanding.
那邮件呢 电子邮件的痕迹无法彻底清除 What about the e-mails? Paper shredders don't work for e-mails.
所有痕迹都会从专用服务器中消失 The entire administration will run off of the RNC's private server.
表格自动归档也无效化了 And we've deactivated automatic archiving.
没有漏洞 We're clean.
好了 那么在五角大厦里我们有唐... Okay, so over at The Pentagon we have Don...
国防部长 Secretary of Defense.
保罗·沃尔福威茨 曾在福特手下供职 Paul Wolfowitz, who worked with Team B
国防部副部长 in the Ford days, Deputy Secretary of Defense.
让我们拭目以待 他们打算如何进攻伊拉克 Let's check, see, what plans they have to invade Iraq.
已经开始安排了 It's already in the works.
司法部的阿什克罗夫特是我们的人 Got Ashcroft over at the DOJ.
看起来国务院是唯一棘手的部门 那有科林·鲍威尔 State, seems to be the only tricky department. That's Colin Powell
他的手下劳伦斯·威尔克森 his guy Lawrence Wilkerson.
科林·鲍威尔从来不参与他讨厌的阵营 Collin Powell who never run a camp he didn't like.
威尔克森是一个信徒 Wilkerson is a true believer.
我们有波顿 他有点我行我素 但十分忠诚 We've got Bolton over there. He's a loose cannon, but he's loyal.
我想把利兹安插进去 安排一下 I want to get Liz in there as well. Let's make sure that happens.
好的迪克 没问题 OK Dick, consider it done.
这个我方人员的名单 And this list of
不包括 "our" people doesn't include
其他800多号人 about 800 others
说客 以及我们部署在各监察部门的人 lobbyists, industry insiders that we placed in the regulatory jobs.
那么布什的朋友呢 里奇 帕塔基 汤普森 What about Bush's friends? Ridge, Pataki, Thompson?
我没听见他们的名字 I haven't heard their names.
不 这次他们并没有... No, they were not...
被安排工作 offered jobs in this administration at this time.
这次没有被安排工作 你是不是 "Not offered jobs at this time?" Are you
比原来更冷酷无情了 迪克 even more ruthless, than you used to be there Dick?
你是不会被解雇（跟人上床）的 You're just not getting laid.
好了 下一个话题 我们手上有保罗·奥尼尔 Alright, moving on! We got Paul O'Neill.
你已经不在那工作20年了 You haven't been here over 20 years.
时移世易 Times have changed.
这么来讲 我们的对手更好对付 We have softer touch, that's the norm now.
我们有常规一套的电视 We have the conservative TV
收音机为我们摇旗呐喊 radio, doing the yelling for us
你的老朋友在让你难堪吗 是吗 迪克 Is your old friend embarrassing you? Is that it Dick?
轻而易举 Soft touch.
就是这样 That's all.
好了 我要去众议院办公室了 Alright. I have to go to my office at the House of Representatives.
你是说参议院 副总统 决定胜负的因素在参议院 You mean the senate, Vice President, tie breaker in the senate.
不 我说的就是众议院 Nope, I mean the house.
迪克·切尼利用与前摔跤教练 Dick Cheney had used an old connection with former wrestling coach
兼众议院发言人 丹尼斯·哈斯特尔的联系 and speaker of the house, Dennis Hastert
在众议院获得一席之地 to get an office at the House of Representatives.
税收法案诞生于此 The house is where revenue bills originate
他想要接近金钱的来源 and he wanted to be near the money faucet.
迪克 你好 Hey Dick!
对这里满意不 Will this work for you?
在参议院拥有两处办公室 Two more offices in the Senate...
迪克 你好 我们有一间多余的办公室 希望你用得上 Hey Dick. I found this extra office. I hope it works for you.
还有五角大厦的一间 One in the Pentagon.
欢迎来到第二个家 Welcome to your new home away from home.
我送你了一个乔迁礼物 I got you a little house warming gift.
之后当切尼需要进攻伊拉克的情报时 And later when Cheney needed intelligence to invade Iraq,
在中央情报局有一间会议室可用 a conference room at the CIA.
这里有隔音而且绝对安全 The room is soundproof and secure.
切尼无处不在 Cheney was everywhere.
但全华盛顿最具权威的地方 But the most powerful place in all of DC was
是一个籍籍无名的会议室 a non descript conference room
用来给美国的新型智囊团进行税制改革 for relatively new think tank called Americans for Tax Reform.
格罗佛·尼奎斯特的反税收一派聚拢了科氏兄弟的巨额资金 Grover Norquist ran the anti-tax group with huge funding from the Koch brothers network
拥有大量的石油和烟草 big oil and big tobacco.
他们周三的会议俨然 His Wednesday meeting as it was called
已经成为 had become the center
共和党世界的中心 of the Republican world.
那么 让我们从 Well, let's go ahead and start
房产税开始 with the estate tax.
房产税很难取消 Now this has been hard to eliminate
因为税收政策只适用于价值两百万美元以上的地产 because the tax only affects those estates with over 2 million.
但我们已经取得了进展 But we have made strides
且有营销大师弗兰克·伦茨前来协助 and marketing guru Frank Luntz is here to help.
大家好 Hello all.
让普通百姓支持对富人减税这件事 Getting regular people to support cutting taxes on the very wealthy
总是十分困难 has always been extremely hard.
我们曾有过成功的案例 We have had some success in the past.
但房产税是块硬石头 But these estate taxes has always been very difficult.
然而... However...
我认为我们已经取得了一个突破 I think we may have had a breakthrough.
如今 房产税 Now, the Estate Tax
会生效于 kicks in
任何一个继承超过两百万美元的人 on anyone inheriting over $2 Million dollars.
你们中谁有疑问 How many of you have a problem with that?
好的 Okay.
你们当中又有多少人对死亡税 How many of you would have a problem with something called a
有疑问 "death tax?"
不再说全球变暖 Instead of global warming,
我们承认这听起来很吓人 which we all agree sounds very scary,
我们称之为 we call it
气候变化 climate change.
大伙 政府要在死后收走你的钱 Folks, the government is taking your money after you die!
这叫死亡税 It's a death tax...
必须取消死亡税 The death tax has to go.
如果可以 那些华盛顿的自由主义精英们会向我们征收笑税和哭税 The elite liberals at Washington would tax us for laughing, or crying if they could.
所以利用他一手打造的最大的媒体 So with one of the biggest media and political machines
和政治机器之一 ever created behind him
切尼能够压制对全球变暖采取的措施 Cheney was able to squash action on Global Warming
减少富人税收以及管理大型企业 cut taxes for the super rich and got regulations for massive corporations.
还有切尼的国家能源政策开发团队 And then there was Cheney's National Energy Policy Development Group.
是他用来扩大行政权力的 His first major test
第一个重点试验 to expand executive power.
我看不出来问题他妈的出在哪里 I don't understand what the goddamn problem is!
我想知道能源部总裁的需求还被禁止了 I want to hear what the energy CEOs need and I'm not allowed to?
因为FACA It's called FACA.
- 什么东西 - 联邦咨询委员会法案 - The hell is FACA? - It's the Federal Advisory Committees Act.
你知道 国会内部会捞取好处 Congress got their panties in a bunch that you know,
通过让执行总裁们加入然后 elected officials would just let CEOs roll in and,
你懂的 撰写法律 you know, write the laws.
法案要求 The Act demands that
需有适当的政府雇员...在场 appropriate government employees... be present.
等一下 Hold on a second.
你叫什么名字 What's your name?
道格 Doug.
道格 你在能源部做接待多久了 Doug, how long have you been working reception at the Department of Energy?
三个月吗 Three months?
太好了 Perfect.
所以我需要做什么 So what am I supposed to do here?
好好待着别出声 Just sit there and be quiet.
明白了 Got it.
你们好 Gentlemen,
你好 Hello...
...如何 ...进展如何 How's... How's the business at...
一切顺利 我们的股票... We're good. Our stock...
加利福尼亚十分... And California has been really...
- 自从管制之后 - 很高兴听到这个消息 - since the regulation. - Great to hear.
哦\...NOh...
他是能源部的人 He's with the Energy Department.
切尼与能源部总裁们的会面细节一直密不示人 The details of Cheney's meetings with the energy CEO's were never disclosed.
但是 信息调查自由提供了一些相关文件 But, a freedom of information request did provide some documents
其中包括伊拉克的油田地图 including a map of Iraq's oil fields
会引起所有石油公司的兴趣 with all of the oil companies that would be interested
如果 in acquiring them if
它们以某种方式变得可交易 somehow they were ever to become available.
然后 And then,
事情就发生了 it happened.
您想要减少每月的房贷吗 Would you like to lower your monthly mortgage payments?
或利用家中的资产 Or use the equity in your home
来偿还信用卡账单或其他债务 to consolidate your credit card or other debts?
就请登录... Just log on...
没错 刚刚发生 您正在观看令人不安的一幕 Yeah, this just in, you are looking at obviously a very disturbing live shot there
这里是世界贸易中心 我们今早获得未证实的报导 that is the World Trade Center and we have unconfirmed reports this morning
一架飞机撞上了其中一座塔楼 that a plane has crashed into one of the towers.
看起来上面的情形现在还没有任何好转 It does not appear that there is any kind of an effort up there yet.
现在 记住 我的天啊 Now, remember, oh my God!
看起来是第二架飞机 That looks like a second plane.
副总统 我们获得消息有一架飞机 Vice President, we have information that a plane
此时正飞向白宫 is headed to the White House at this moment.
我们有不到一分钟的时间 We have less than a minute to get
撤到地堡 快走 快 to the secure underground bunker. Let's go! Move!
快走 Move!
快走 前面畅通 Move, it's clear.
走 我们得知 国会大厦正在集体疏散 Move. The Capitol is being evacuated, we're told. And
很明显屏幕上正在播放的这次袭击 clearly that shot, that we have on our screen now
是五角大厦 就在 this is the the Pentagon, just across
华盛顿的河岸对面 the river from Washington D.C.
你们一定要相信 you gotta believe...
你要带我去找迪克 I need you to take me to Dick.
切尼夫人 我们不能回白宫 Mrs. Cheney, we cannot go back to the White House.
他们通知我所有人不许去白宫 那不安全 I'm being told no one is to go to the White House. It is not safe.
联系上首相了吗 You got the Prime Minister yet?
加拿大首相在线上 没错 现在有飞机在空中 Canada's Prime minister's on the phone. That's right, we got planes in the air
无处降落 nowhere for them to land.
请求准许降落在加拿大机场 Permission for them to land at Canadian Airports.
是去纽芬兰的国际航班 International flights into Newfoundland.
先生 唐·拉姆斯菲尔德正在五角大厦 2号线 Sir, Don Rumsfeld is at the Pentagon, line 2.
- 这个吗 - 是的 先生 - That? - Uh huh, yes sir.
你有权 You have authorization
击毙任何一架你认为是威胁的飞机 to shoot down any aircraft deemed a threat.
总统先生同意了吗 Presidential authority?
是的 所有命令都处于UNODIR状态 That is correct. All orders are UNODIR.
- 什么是UNODIR 先生 - 除非另有指示 - UNODIR sir? - Unless otherwise directed.
副总统先生 您确定这符合宪法规定吗 Mr. Vice President are we sure these are the proper rules of engagement?
国家正在遭受袭击 净资产收益率正在流动 大卫呢 The country's under attack, the ROE is fluid. David?
现在我们仍不知道那间屋子的人们在想什么 Now we don't know what exactly what the people in that room were thinking
但是 but
可以确定至少有一个人在思索 it's safe to assume that at least one person wondered why,
为什么在美国历史上如此意义重大的一天中 in the midst of the most fateful day in American history,
迪克却在和他的律师谈话 was Dick Cheney talking to his lawyer?
副总统先生 Mr. Vice President,
您派去气象山紧急作业中心的 the Congressional Members you sent to
国会成员 Mount Weather Emergency Operations Center
- 想要离开 - 不行 - want to leave. - Nope.
您说什么 Excuse me?
他们不准走 就告诉他们 They're not going anywhere. Just tell them,
所有直升机都在我们掌控之中 we've all the helicopters.
好的 先生 Yes, sir.
谢谢您的来电 首相先生 Thank you very much for your call Mr. Prime Minister,
一切都在掌握之中 we have the situation under control.
我们在打仗吗 Are we at war?
- 是的 - 对手是谁 - Yes we are. - With whom?
统一行政理论
我们从有名的基地组织特工那 We've picked up chatter from
得知他们正在庆祝今日的袭击 well known Al-Qaeda operatives celebrating today's attack.
我们不该排除伊拉克 We shouldn't rule out Iraq.
- 基地组织的头目叫什么 - 奥萨马·本拉登 - What's Al-Qaeda's Leader's name? - His name is Osama Bin Laden.
但这无疑就是基地组织做的 我已经 But this is clearly Al-Qaeda. I've been
追踪他们好几年了 到处都是他们的痕迹 tracking their movements for years. They're fingerprints are all over this.
伊拉克的目标更多 Iraq has all the good targets.
伊拉克跟此事毫无关系 唐 Iraq has nothing to do with this, Don.
- 理查德 你又不能确定 - 我确实知道 - Richard you don't know that for sure. - I do know...
总统先生 我插句话 Mr. President, if I may,
阿富汗是基地组织的总部 这才是我们的重点所在 Afghanistan is Al-Qaeda's headquarters. That is where our focus should be.
科林·鲍威尔 美国国务卿 任期2001年到2005年
中情局同时也可以 And the CIA would be capable of
解构塔利班的权力架构 taking out the Taliban's power structure?
好的 恕我直言 乔治 Yeah, all due respect, George,
总统先生 我们是国防部 Mr. President, we are the Pentagon.
- 这是我们的工作 - 唐 - And this is what we do. - Don...
好吧 我们... OK. We'll...
我们跟特尼特去中情局 We'll go with Tenet and the CIA.
我去给同事打几个电话 I'll make some calls to our allies.
谢谢 先生 Thank you, sir.
总统先生 鉴于目前的形势 Given the current situation Mr. President
我们最好不要 it is wise that we not
变成COG的形式 be in the same location for, COG.
政府持续运作 Continuity of Government.
当然 Of course.
我们这次会没事的...对吗 We're gonna be alright on this... Are we?
是的先生 Yes sir.
我们会的 Yes, we are.
垂钓者已降落在秘密位置 我重复 垂钓者已空降 Angler has taken off to an undisclosed location. I repeat, Angler is airborne.
垂钓者 那是副总统吗 Angler? That's the VP?
我认为只有总统能在南草坪降落 I thought only the President could land and take off from the south lawn?
我能怎么办 今天乱透了 What can I tell you? Today's fucked.
这则情报已被编辑 This intelligence has been edited
与精简 redacted and reduced.
副总统先生 Mr. Vice President,
通常我们审查威胁国家的每日情报 usually we vet the daily intelligence threat matrix
来消除不可靠的来源 剔除异类 to eliminate unreliable sources, non-players
打住 不准你这样说 Stop! Don't you dare.
赶紧给我一篇说明 Give me a damn disquisition
告诉我什么是我不能干涉的 on what I cannot hear.
副总统先生 这条情报的许多部分并没有被核实 Mr Vice President, a lot of this intelligence is not verified.
我说最后一遍 我要知道所有事情 I'm gonna say this for the last time. I want to hear everything.
每天 Everyday,
- 从现在开始 - 好的 先生 - from now on. - Yes sir.
继续 Proceed.
我们在调查生化攻击的可能性 包括使用沙林毒气 We're tracking the possibility of bio-attacks using sarin gas,
牛痘 埃博拉病毒... cow pox, Ebola...
在一个地下网站上有一个帖子 There was a post on a darkweb site
是关于居民区大规模砍头事件的 about mass beheadings in residential areas.
电影拍摄棚 博物馆 地铁 日托中心 也许都会成为目标 Movie studios, museums, subways, day care centers may all be targets.
有线人告诉我很有价值的情报 是关于燃烧弹袭击医院的 A source has told me asset about fire bombs targeting hospitals.
捕捉到一个视频在直播行刑 A video was captured describing televised executions
并干扰了美国的网络电视 interrupting American network TV.
用于制造生化武器的水过滤场... Water filtration plants targeting bio-weapons...
我好害怕 迪克... I'm scared Dick...
我会一直照看好你的 琳妮 I'll always take care of you, Lynne.
你知道的 You know that.
你们打算干什么 What are you going to do?
所以 当布莱尔和中央情报局 So while Powell, the CIA
还有他们的国际联盟军 and their international coalition
几周内就摧毁了塔利班 并拿下阿富汗的时候 toppled the Taliban and took Afghanistan in a matter of weeks
切尼发现了更强大的东西 Cheney found something much more powerful,
比导弹和喷气飞机更强大的东西 than missiles, or jet planes.
法律顾问办公室
副总统先生 这是柳约翰 Mr. Vice President, this is John Yoo.
很高兴见到您 副总统先生 It's a pleasure to meet you Mr. Vice President.
大卫告诉我你在寻找... 行政权威 So, David told me you're looking for... executive authority.
约翰 这绝对就是你要找的人 John, here is definitely your guy.
现在 Now, the war
我们在打的仗 we are now fighting
需要资源 需要力量 will require resources and abilities that the
然而当下法律的解读 current interpretation of the law
却对此造成了阻碍 impedes.
我们的副总统认为 The Vice President believes
保护国家是三军统帅的职责 it is the duty of The Commander in Chief to protect the Nation.
不论是国会或是存在的条约 在职责上 And that no other obligation whether the Congress, or existing treaties
都不能凌驾于三军统帅之上 supersedes that duty.
你觉得这个观点如何 How do you feel about that statement?
完全同意 I couldn't agree more.
柳约翰的第一个法律观点 让美国政府 John Yoo's first legal opinion allowed the US government
可以合法地监视所有公民的电话 信息 电子邮件 而无需提供搜查令 to monitor every citizen's phone calls, texts and e-mails without a warrant.
这是一个巨大的法律上的跨越 It was a giant legal leap
充分利用了法律的不确切性 based on sketchy law at best.
但是柳约翰的大作 But John Yoo's masterpiece,
可以称为他的"大白鲸" his Moby Dick, if you will
莫比·迪克 象征神惩罚罪孽之人的工具
是他写的酷刑备忘录 was the torture memo.
那《日内瓦公约》怎么办 What about the Geneva Convention?
所谓的《日内瓦公约》也是可以... 解读的嘛 Geneva Convention is open to... interpretation.
那到底是什么意思呢 What exactly does that mean?
"压力姿势" Stress positions,
水刑 幽闭空间 "放狗" water boarding, confined spaces, dogs.
我们把这些称为"强化审讯" We're calling it enhanced interrogation.
你确定我们讨论的这些 Are we sure none of this fits
真的都不是 酷刑么 in the definition of "torture"?
美国执法人员是不可能采用酷刑的 The US doesn't torture.
因此 根据这一定义 美国执法人员采取的手段 Therefore, if the US does it,
就自然不可能是酷刑了 by definition, it can't be torture.
但是切尼和柳约翰并非只重写过酷刑和隐私的法律 But torture and privacy laws weren't the only laws Cheney rewrote with John Yoo.
他们有完整的一张菜单 They had a full menu
上面的法律手段挑战着 of legal opinions stretching and challenging
美国宪法和国际法律的底线 Constitutional and International law.
先生们 晚上好 Good evening, gentlemen.
今晚 我们的菜品有 Tonight we are offering
"敌方战斗人员" the enemy combatant
即一个既不是战俘 也不是罪犯的人 whereby a person is not a prisoner of war, or a criminal
也就意味着这个人完全不受法律保护 which means of course he has absolutely no protection under the law.
我们的菜品还有"非常规引渡" We are also offering an extraordinary rendition
也就是 可以不留下记录 将嫌疑犯在外国的领土上绑票 where suspects are abducted without record
再将其带到存在酷刑的国家的监狱去 on foreign soil and taken to foreign prisons in countries that still torture.
那个 听上去很美味 Well, that sounds delicious.
我们还有"关塔那摩湾" We also have Guantanamo Bay,
这道菜 特别 特别地复杂 which is very, very complicated
但是它可以让您的行为无视正当法律程序的诉讼范畴 but it does allow you to operate outside the purview of due process
在一块严格来说不属于美国的领土的地方 on land which isn't technically US territory
但我们依然有控制权的地方 but where we still do have control.
此外 我们还有非常新鲜可口的 And also we have a very fresh and delicious
"战争权力法案"的解读 War Powers Act interpretation,
这一解读赋予了行政部门巨大的权力 which gives the executive branch broad power to attack
可以袭击任何被视为潜在威胁的国家和人 nations, or people who are deems still possibly a threat.
还有 在"统一行政理论"下 We have the fact that under the Unitary Executive Theory,
无论总统做什么 if the President does anything
都一定是合法的 it must be legal.
也就是说毫无疑问 您可以怎么"做"就怎么"做" Which of course means you can do whatever the fuck you want.
先生们 Sir, gentlemen,
请您要点什么 which would you?
我们... 我们都要了 We'll... we'll have them all.
完美的选择 Excellent choice.
那个 迪克... Look, Dick...
我们一直都在和这些广告经理构成的焦点小组打交道 we've been working with these focus groups, advertising
尝试着向他们兜售反恐怖主义战争的概念 executives to try and sell the war on terror.
再次申明 我们依然还在被录音 To reiterate, we are still being recorded and there still may
而且在双向镜后不确定是否有客户在观察 or may not be clients back behind the two way mirror.
这些家伙都很犀利 These guys are pretty sharp.
有个问题 结果显示 人们都很迷惑 There's a problem. The results show that people are confused.
你们都支持总统 You all support the President.
你们厌恶恐怖主义 You hate terrorism.
然而 你们依然困惑 Yet, you're still confused.
能跟我讲讲原因吗 Can you tell me why?
谁能回答 Anybody?
我们难道不就是搞奥萨马·本·拉登就完了吗 他是罪魁祸首 Don't we just have to just get Osama bin Laden? He did it.
为啥他们要管这个叫战争 跟谁的战争 So why are they calling it a war? A war with who?
好的 谢谢马克 那个... OK, thank you, Mark. Uh...
贾斯敏 请讲 Jasmine, jump in please.
我不是特别懂"基地组织"是个什么 I don't get what this Al-Qaeda is.
是个国家吗 就比如为啥我们不能直接把他们炸死得了 Are they a country? Like why can't we just bomb them?
这个问题确实有趣 那个... That's really interesting. Um...
还有谁对"基地组织"是什么不清楚的吗 Is anybody else confused about what Al-Queda is?
请举手示意 Show off hands please.
在2002年 五角大楼监督很多像特里·克拉克这样的顶级公关高管们组建的焦点小组 特里·克拉克就是《美国的经验》（Lipstick on a Pig:Winning In the No-Spin Era）的作者
1 2 3 4 5 6... 哇 这么多啊 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6... that's a lot of you.
对吧 Right?
那如果它是一个国家 是不是就没那么模糊了 Would it be less confusing if it was a country?
还真是 老子心中怒火快爆发了 Damn right. I'm angry as hell.
我们得把丫弄死才行 We've gotta fuck someone up.
收到 马克思 我们从马克思那里感受到了强烈的感情 Got it, Marcus. Really strong feelings from Marc,
我很好奇 还有人有一样的感觉吗 I'm interested, does anybody else feels the same.
他们明白我们在打仗 但是 They understand we are at war, but
他们不知道我们在打谁 they don't know against who.
他们需要一个国家概念 They want a country.
这个概念更加清晰 简洁 It's cleaner, simpler.
这样的话 法律上绝对有利于我们 That would certainly help us legally.
看来是时候拿下伊拉克了 Looks like it's time to take Iraq.
这完全就他妈的时机问题 It is about goddamn time.
它的名字叫做 It's called the Office
特别计划办公室 of Special Plans.
特内特 Tenet is not yet serious enough
在对待萨达姆的威胁上 about the threat that Saddam poses
在对待全球反恐战争上 还不够严肃认真 the global war on terror.
但我可以向您保证 But I can promise you
这个新的情报机构一定能做到 that this intelligence group will be.
沃尔福 我这儿有个新进展 Wolfie, I got something.
我觉得这个主意太棒了 I think that's an excellent idea.
继续加力 把那个操蛋的萨达姆搞死搞残 Go on take that motherfucker Saddam down for a long time.
我这有份报告称 默罕默德•阿塔 Here's a report that says Mohamed Atta
作为911事件劫机者之一 曾在布拉格见过一名伊拉克间谍 one of the 9/11 hijackers may have met with an Iraqi spy in Prague.
这份声明措辞十分激烈 有人同意这份声明吗 It's really a strong statement, does anybody agree with that statement?
等等 我们不能随便炸人啊 Wait a minute, we can't just bomb people.
捷克情报人员说 他们质疑这份声明的真实性 It's from Czech intelligence and they question its credibility.
我去过布拉格 他们啥都质疑 I've been to Prague. They question everything.
谁想要当我们的"匿名消息来源"啊 Who wants to be an "anonymous source?"
记得把这句话插进去 Make sure you work in the phrase
"我们可不想要冒烟的铁枪(铁证)变成毁灭的蘑菇云" "we don't want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud."
那个焦点小组太绝了 That focus group through the roof!
我们永远无法确定 There will always be uncertainty
什么时候他将获得核武器 about when he'll acquire nuclear weapons.
但是我们可不想要冒烟的铁枪(铁证) But we don't want the smoking gun
- 变成毁灭的蘑菇云 - 会有冒烟的铁枪 - to be a mushroom cloud. - There is a smoking gun,
或是毁灭的蘑菇云... 如果我们观望太久... or a mushroom cloud... if we're waiting too long...
毫无疑问的是 There is no doubt
萨达姆·侯赛因现在拥有了大规模杀伤性武器 that Saddam Hussein now has Weapons of Mass destruction.
我们必须干掉这个独裁者 他有生物武器炭疽 他有各种各样的武器 We gotta get rid of this dictator. He's got anthrax. He's got all these weapons.
毫无疑问 他正在积攒武器来针对我们的朋友 There is no doubt, he is amassing them to use them against our friends.
我们的朋友... 还有我们自己 Against our allies... And against us.
我要问的不是如果怎样会怎样 而是当怎样会怎样 When and not if, but when
当萨达姆制造和使用他的核武器的时候... Saddam creates and uses his nuclear weapons...
我们该何如同美国人民交代 what will we tell the American people?
萨达姆·侯赛因会继续积攒实力 Saddam Hussein will continue to increase his
发动生化战争 capacity to wage biological and chemical warfare.
我们要说 我们会为了我们笃信的事实据理力争 To show that we will stand up for what we know to be right.
我们要说 我们会直面 To show that we will confront
威胁我们生活的暴政 独裁 恐怖分子 the tyrannies and dictatorships and terrorists
与之抗争 who put our way of life at risk.
酋长发话了（出自美国真人秀《幸存者》） Tribe has spoken.
入侵伊拉克的支持率 Polling for an invasion of Iraq
有百分之五十三 is at fifty three percent.
焦点小组研究表明人们还不清楚 Focus groups show people still aren't sure about a connection
萨达姆和基地组织之间存在联系 between Saddam and Al-Qaeda.
此外 法国和德国都表示 And the France and Germany have both said
他们不会加入我们的同盟军 that they will not join our coalition.
以色列也不会加入 And neither will Israel.
哈利和我 我们一起去了哭墙 Harry and I, we went to the wall together.
我们都入乡随俗了 我们还一起祈祷 We conned. We prayed together.
以色列可是我们最亲近的盟友之一啊 Israel is one of our closest allies.
他们说 入侵伊拉克会 They said an invasion of Iraq would
带来地区的不稳定 此外... destabilize the region, Sir. And...
他们不认为 萨达姆会造成直接威胁 they don't believe Saddam is an immediate threat.
这可不好啊 That's not good.
我很想就此组成强大的同盟军呢 I really want a strong coalition for this.
我有个办法 I have an idea.
卡尔·罗夫 总统高级政治顾问 任期2001年到2007年
国务卿鲍威尔在我们所有人中最受他人信赖 Secretary Powell has the highest trustworthy ratings of all of us.
要不要请他给联合国和美国人民做个发言 What if he gave an address to the U.N. and the American people
推动这件事圆满完成呢 to push this over the finish line?
卡尔 我一向十分地直言不讳 Karl, I've been very vocal,
十分直言不讳地表达了 我对于入侵伊拉克持保留意见 very vocal, about my reservations about invading Iraq.
不 科林 你真是个胆小鬼 No! Colin, you're such a nervous Nellie.
我们讨论的是 We're talking about invading
无缘无故就入侵一个主权国家啊 唐 a sovereign nation without any provocation Don!
它是个主权国家啊 唐 It's a sovereign nation, Don.
我们的脱身策略是什么 还有情报呢 What's the exit strategy? What about the intelligence.
难道情报对你们来说毫不重要吗 Does the intelligence matter to you at all?
你们弄砸了就得买单 You break it, you bought it.
你们弄砸了就得赔 You break it, you bought it!
嘿 嘿 嘿 好了 Hey, hey, hey, alright.
咱们慢慢来 Let's slow down.
我真的受不了你们这些家伙 That's enough of that guys.
您是想打到萨达姆 还是不想 Are you going to take Saddam down, or not?
您才是总统 You are the President.
战争... War...
是您的战争 is yours.
不是... Not...
联合国或者什么同盟军的战争 不要和别人分享 the U.N. or some coalition. Do not share powers
这是您一人独有的权力 that are yours alone.
乔治 让鲍威尔好好看看情报 George, make sure Powell sees the intelligence.
- 总统先生 - 科林 这个言我要你来发 - Sir. - Colin I want you to make that speech.
我是总统 我说行就行 I'm President and I want this to happen!
好的 总统先生 Yes sir.
我很期待有人跟我讲讲那份情报内容 I look forward to being briefed on that intelligence.
此外 我收到了一份可靠的报告 On another note, I've been handed a credible report
关于北伊拉克一块恐怖分子占据的小飞地 of a small terrorist enclave in Northeastern Iraq.
如果我们打算入侵 我们建议先从那儿入手 If we're going to invade we suggest taking it out before.
走吧 乔治 我们有更大的事儿要办呢 Let it go, George, we have bigger fish to fry.
让我看看那份情报 Let me see that intelligence.
没问题 Of course.
那份... That...
机密文件 classified document
描述了一个名叫阿布·穆萨布·扎卡维的恐怖分子 described a terrorist named Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi
起先是一名毒贩和皮条客 who had started as a drug dealer and pimp
而后在一个约旦监狱中完全被变成了一名激进分子 before becoming fully radicalized in a Jordanian prison.
扎卡维去了阿富汗与本·拉登会面 Zarqawi went to meet Bin Laden in Afghanistan.
那他究竟有没有见到基地组织呢 Did he, or did he not meet with Al-Qaeda?
但是扎卡维曾发誓杀光所有什叶派穆斯林 But Zarqawi had vowed to kill all Shia Muslims
而本·拉登的母亲就是什叶派的 and Bin Laden's mother was Shia
所以所谓会面进展的并不咋地 so the meeting didn't go over well.
- 他们没有业务往来 - 胡说八道 - They had no operational contact. - Hogwash.
拉里... Larry...
你看过这份演讲稿吗 have you seen this speech?
是的 先生 比难以信服还难以信服 Yes sir. It's beyond thin.
我看到这里面至少有五份未经证实的情报 I saw at least five pieces of disproved Intel in there.
谁写得这个 Who wrote it?
他们说是总统写的 但是我想你可以猜到真正写这个的人 They said it was the President, but I think you can guess who really wrote it.
不 你不需要说话这么激动 拉里 No, there's no need to yell, Larry.
好吧 这样吧 Yeah, look.
那个 我们把演讲稿改一改 然后做些批注 Well, we'll review the speech and give some notes.
鲍威尔一点头绪都没有 对吧 Powell really doesn't have a clue. Does he?
在美国入侵了阿富汗后 扎卡维在伊拉克开了张 After the US invaded Afghanistan Zarqawi set up shop in Iraq.
这是切尼手上基地组织和伊拉克之间唯一的联系 It was the only connection Cheney had between Al-Qaeda and Iraq.
联合国安理会现将 The Security Counsel will now begin
开始进行议程的第二项 its consideration of item 2 of the agenda.
现在有请尊敬的 I call now on the distinguished Secretary of State of
美利坚合众国国务卿 the United States of America, his excellency
科林·鲍威尔阁下发言 Mr. Colin Powell.
我今日来此的目的 My purpose here today
是想大家分享美国所知的 is to share with you what the United States
伊拉克所拥有的大规模杀伤性武器 knows about Iraq's weapons of mass destruction
及伊拉克所参与的恐怖主义活动 as well as Iraq's involvement in terrorism.
当今的伊拉克充满着危险的恐怖主义网络 Iraq today harbors a deadly terrorist network
为首人是阿布·穆萨布·扎卡维 headed by Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi
是奥萨马·本·拉登的副手 an associate and collaborator of
-与之勾结 -鲍威尔在联合国的发言 - Osama Bin Laden. - Powell's UN Address was seen by
受到了数以百万的美国人关注 millions of Americas.
但是同时在关注的还有其他的一些人 But other people were watching as well.
他勾结了奥萨马·本·拉登和其基地组织的众副官 Collaborator of Osama Bin Laden and his Al-Qaeda lieutenants.
扎卡维的行动不限于... Zarqawi's activities are not confined...
这位美国的大将军一次又一次地说着这个人的名字 The great general of America saying his name over and over again
立马将扎卡维变成了一个明星 immediately made Zarqawi a star.
真主伟大 Allahu Akbar!
一日之内 他便藏匿了起来 Within a day he had gone into hiding
真主伟大 Allahu Akbar!
我们有一名基地组织的线人称 An Al-Qaeda source tells us that
萨达姆和本·拉登达成了一项共识 即基地组织不再会 Saddam and Bin Laden reached an understanding that Al-Qaeda would no longer
支持针对巴格达的行动 support activities against Baghdad.
等我们入侵伊拉克的时候 By the time we invaded Iraq
有百分之七十的美国人都认为萨达姆·侯赛因参与了事件 70% of Americans thought that Saddam Hussein was involved in 9/11.
后来... 科林·鲍威尔会将那段演讲 Later... Colin Powell would call the speech
称之为他生命中最痛苦的时刻 the most painful moment of his life.
谢谢您 Thank you, sir.
我最近在追了 是贾斯汀 对吧 I just push for it, and it was Justin right?
- 不 是凯莉 对吧 - 然后才是贾斯汀 - No, Kelly, right? - And then Justin.
你们说啥呢 - What are you talking about?
《美国偶像》啊 爸爸 American Idol, dad.
- 你看过的 - 我们在你家里看过 - You've seen it. - We watched it at your house.
那个唱歌的 但又点刻薄的评委 The singing and the mean judge.
哦 我还挺喜欢他的 Oh, I like him.
你知道怎么去掉鱼的嗅觉吗 How do you stop a fish from smelling?
你直接切了它的鼻子就行了 You just cut off its nose.
老实说 我的灵感来源是... Honestly, was I inspired because...
不 我们不会再重温 No, we are not revisiting your father's
和你父亲那段丰富多彩的对话的 colorful conversations.
对 没错 Yeah, yeah.
再拉近一点 对 Bring it a little closer, yeah.
我的头发没乱吧 How's my hair?
倒计时五 四 三... We are five, four, three...
亲爱的美国同胞们 此时此刻 My fellow citizens, at this hour,
美国和盟军 American and coalition forces
正处于军事解除 are in the early stages of military operations
伊拉克武装的初期 to disarm Iraq,
以解放伊拉克人民和防止世界陷入危险之中 to free its people and to defend the world from grave danger.
在我的命令下 On my orders,
盟军已经有选择性的 coalition forces have begun striking selected targets
对一些重要的军事目标进行打击 of military importance
以摧毁萨达姆·侯赛因的军事实力 to undermine Saddam Hussein's ability to wage war.
这是一场涉及广泛 These are opening stages of what will be a broad
齐心协力战役的开始 and concerted campaign.
那些驻扎在中东地区的美国士兵们 To all of the men and women of the United States armed forces now in the Middle East,
那里的和平和人民现在就要靠你们了... the peace of a troubled world and the hopes of an oppressed people...
总统布什在白宫发表的声明 The statement from The White House
表示这是一个历史性的时刻 President Bush regards this as an historic moment.
现在在电视播放的画面表示人们对于自由的渴望是无法抑制的 The scenes on TV show, the thirst of freedom is unquenchable.
美国万岁 美国万岁 美国万岁 美国万岁 USA! USA! USA! USA!
嗨 Hi.
看来他们一直在把人员和设备 Seems like they've been shipping men and equipment
从阿富汗运往伊拉克 out of Afghanistan into Iraq.
现在我们对所发生的事情 And at the moment we're a little
有点不太确定 unsure of what's going on.
我不想让你担心我 I don't want you to worry about me.
伊拉克主要战事已经结束 Major Combat operations in Iraq have ended.
在伊拉克战争中 In the Battle of Iraq
美国和我们的盟国取得了胜利 the United States and our allies have prevailed.
我们对于哈里伯顿公司的计费方式有些疑问 We have concerns over Halliburton KBR's billing practices.
你也知道 他们收到的无竞标合同相当巨大 As you know, the no-bid contracts they received were quite sizable
- 而且现在... - 这个的话... - and now... - Well...
- 我们并不关心 对吗 - 完全不关心 - We're not concerned. Are we? - Not at all.
国防部长和副总统刚刚说了他们不关心这个 The Secretary of Defense and the Vice President just said they're not concerned.
那么现在我们能谈谈伊朗吗 Now can we please talk about Iran?
直到今天 迪克·切尼也从未为这场意外道过歉 To this day, Dick Cheney has never apologized for this incident.
天啊 迪克... Jesus, Dick...
但是 有人替他道歉了 But, someone else did.
我和我的家人 My family and I are deeply sorry
对副总统切尼和他的家人 for all that Vice President Cheney and his
在上周所经历的一切深表抱歉 family have had to go through this past week.
我们向他们表达我们的爱和尊重 We send our love and respect to them.
我们希望他能继续来到德克萨斯 And we hope that he will continue to come to Texas
并且能玩得轻松愉快 and seek the relaxation that he deserves.
我没有在非洲找到的东西
记者乔瑟夫·威尔逊
乔瑟夫·威尔逊在《纽约时报》发表文章 揭露布什政权捏造事实 为攻打巴格达找借口 指出布什在2003年《国情咨文报告》中说假话
所以 这个... So, this...
该死的混蛋 Joe Wilson,
乔·威尔森 asshole,
是在纽约时报上质疑我们的情报吗 is questioning our intelligence in the New York Times?
你的妻子叫啥来着 What's his wife's name again?
瓦莱丽·普莱姆 我确认了一下 她是中情局的卧底 Valerie Plame. I confirmed it. She's undercover CIA.
把这个消息泄露出去 Leak it.
2003年8月22日
伊拉克基尔库克市 距离巴格达以北238公里
好吧 好吧 好像...他们并不在乎他们的狗 伙计 Okay, okay, like... they don't care about their dogs, man.
我是说 他们射杀它们 让它们狂奔... I mean, they shoot them, they let'em run wild...
什么样的人不喜欢狗啊 What kind of a man don't love a dog?
印度人喜欢牛 People in India love cows.
他们会看着我们 看看我们如何对待牛 也会问这样的问题 They would look at us and how we treat cows and think the same thing.
恕我直言 With all due respect
这听起来像是一些自由主义者的胡说八道 that sounds like some liberal ass scratching bullshit.
琳达 Linda,
看看这个鬼东西 该死的 Look at this crap. Goddammit.
嗨 唐 Hello Don.
这份报告说扎卡维 That report says Zarqawi,
就是那个我们说了几个月的该死的扎卡维 the same fucking Zarqawi we talked up for months,
目前正在伊拉克领导一场大规模的叛乱 is now leading a major insurgency in Iraq.
扎卡维的
关系网
言外之意就是说是我们扶起了他 And the implication is it's because we talked him up!
迅速建立叛乱
- 总统有看过这个吗 - 没 没有 - Has POTUS seen this? - No, no.
没 我 我在它被送进去之前先拦截下来了 No I, I, intercepted it before it got across the hallway.
- 这是由分析家写的 - 和我说说 特尼特 - This is generated by an analyst. - Get me Tenet.
这事得了结了 This stops here.
阿布·穆萨布·扎卡维 Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi
因为鲍威尔在联合国的演讲为他赢得了声誉 并把它转换成了他自己的东西 had taken his fame from Powell's UN speech and turned it into his own new thing.
伊拉克伊斯兰国和黎凡特 The Islamic State of Iraq and Levant
或者说是ISIS or ISIS.
由于那份情报 And because that intelligence
不知何故地在一堆文件的底部被发现 somehow found itself on the bottom of a stack of papers,
扎卡维本有整整一年的时间来做他想做的任何事 Zarqawi had a whole year to just do whatever the hell he wanted.
然而他想要的是 And what he wanted
大屠杀 was carnage.
什叶派对抗逊尼派 Shia versus Sunni,
西方对抗伊斯兰教 the West versus Islam
死亡对抗生命 and death versus life.
最重要的是 And on top of that
美军在伊拉克找不到任何大规模杀伤性武器或核项目 the US forces couldn't find any WMD's or nuclear programs in Iraq.
原来萨达姆和他儿子 Turns out that Saddam and his son's
最喜欢的是可卡因和80年代的美国电影 mostly liked cocaine and American movies from the 80's.
副总统迪克·切尼 Vice President Dick Cheney is being sued
被瓦莱丽·普拉姆和她的丈夫乔瑟夫·威尔逊起诉 by Valerie Plame and her husband Joseph Wilson.
白宫宣布有四位内阁辞职 The White House announced four cabinet resignations
并且包括国务卿科林·鲍威尔在内 including that of Secretary of State Colin Powell.
迪克 Dick,
听着 我希望你不会对我们调查 Look, I hope there's no hard feelings about us
哈里伯顿公司在伊拉克的无竞标合同感到怨恨 investigating the no-bid Iraq contract for Halliburton.
你也知道 我只是在做我的工作 You know, I'm just doing my job.
操你妈的 Go fuck yourself.
迪克·切尼从三垒区队员席走了出来 Dick Cheney, emerges from the dugout on the third base side.
迪克·切尼好像扔的有点低了 Dick Cheney, a little bit low on the outside.
伊拉克战争的大部分情报现在被证明是虚假的 Much of the intelligence from the Iraq war now proven to be false.
人们齐声呼吁副总统迪克·切尼 There is a chorus of people calling for Vice President Dick Cheney to step aside
辞职下台 and resign.
走开 Go away!
我向天发誓这里的人都在针对我 I swear to God this whole place is turning against me.
你在哪 Where are you?
我在一个空荡荡的办公室里刚刚找到一个空闲的电话 听着 I'm in an empty office just trying to get a clean phone line. Listen,
如果我们能在伊拉克进行空袭 if we could just get an air bombardment in Iraq,
我想这会有些效果 I think it'll make a statement.
会给我们一些政治掩护 And it would give us some political cover.
已经结束了 唐 It's over Don.
什么意思 What's that?
怎么了 What is?
都结束了 总统想要你下台 It's over. The President wants you to step down.
他很感激你多年来的工作 He appreciates your service.
唐 Don,
好吧... Well...
是布什那小子想我走 还是你想让我走 Does Bush's kid want me out, or do you?
- 我不能战无不胜 唐 - 你就是个狗屎 - I can't win every fight Don. - You are a little piece of shit.
哇 你是怎么变成这么个冷酷无情的婊子的 Wow, how did you become such a cold son of a bitch!
抱歉 唐 Sorry Don.
我说真的 I really am.
好吧 你知道我怎么知道你不是说真的吗 Well, you know how I know you're not?
因为我就不会 Cause I wouldn't be.
你觉得他们会起诉我们吗 Think they'll prosecute us?
就这样吧 Okay then.
那就这样吧 Okay then.
我巴拉克·侯赛因·奥巴马 郑重宣誓 I Barrack Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear
我将忠实地执行总统职务 that I will, execute the office of President to the United States faithfully.
几年后 A few years later
迪克的心脏病再次发作 Dick's heart trouble started up again.
没有找到匹配的器官捐赠 With no donor available,
他终于发现了 he finally found himself
自己在死亡之门前 at death's door.
我很希望能带来好消息 I wish I had better news.
你的心脏没有足够的氧气来维持你的重要器官的存活 Your heart just isn't pumping enough oxygen to keep your vital organs alive.
- 要我叫牧师来吗 - 不用 - Should I call for a Minister? - No.
不了 他哪儿也不去 No. He's not going anywhere.
那好吧 Okay then.
迪克·切尼 Dick Cheney,
你哪儿也不去 听到了吗 you are not going anywhere, do you hear me?
- 你哪儿也不去 - 这也许是... - You are not going anywhere. - This may be the....
我唯一一次 one time I can't do
做不到你妈妈要求的事了 女儿们... what your Mother says. Girls...
- 我爱你 爸爸 - 我爱你 玛丽 - I love you Dad. - I love you Mary.
我爱你 利兹 I love you Lizzy.
我爱你们 I love you girls.
迪克·切尼告诉他的家人 So, Dick Cheney told his family
他已经准备好了接受死亡 that he was ready to die
他并不害怕 and that he wasn't afraid.
告诉他们他这一生过得很充实 Told them he had lived a full life.
并且毫无遗憾... And he had zero regrets...
副总统切尼 请交叉双臂 Vice President Cheney, cross your arms please.
好的 数到三 There you go, OK, on count of three
一 二 三 One, two, three.
他们说我的心脏可以令他再活十年 They say my heart could give him another ten years.
切尼不喜欢把它当作别人的心脏 Cheney doesn't like to refer to it as someone else's heart,
他喜欢把它称做是他自己的新心脏 he likes to refer to it as his new heart.
尽管我已经死了 但我不得不说 Which, even though I'm dead, I have to say
这仍然让我觉得很糟糕 it still makes me feel pretty shitty.
因此 And so,
当利兹决定与共和党参议员迈克·恩齐 when Liz decided to run for one of Wyoming two senate seats
一起竞选怀俄明州两个参议院席位之一时 against Republican incumbent Mike Enzi,
我们的迪克就在那里希望着 our Dick was right there to hopefully
希望看到切尼家族的权力遗产能够继续持续下去 see the Cheney legacy of power continue.
你知道怀俄明州参议院候选人利兹·切尼支持同性婚姻吗 Are you aware Wyoming Senate candidate Liz Cheney supports gay marriage?
她的妹妹和另一个女人结婚了 Her sister is married to another woman and Liz
而且利兹·切尼拒绝支持 Chenny refuses to support a constitutional amendment
禁止同性婚姻的宪法修正案 banning same sex marriage.
相反 她模棱两可地宣称这是一个国家的权利问题 Instead she equivocates claiming it's a state's right issue.
无论你同意与否 怀俄明州值得有一位 Don't you agree, Wyoming deserves a Senator who believes marriage
相信婚姻应该介立在男人和女人之间的参议员 should be between a man and a woman.
这些电话打遍了怀俄明州的每家每户 These calls went to every house in Wyoming.
每一栋房子 Every single house.
我永远都不会赢的 I will never win!
我们该怎么办 What are we gonna do?
今天和我们在一起的是利兹·切尼 We're joined here today by Liz Cheney
正在竞选 who is running for the Senate
怀俄明州的参议院席位 根据一项民意调查 from the state of Wyoming. According to one poll
她落后了两位数 she is behind by double digits.
欢迎 Welcome.
克里斯 感谢你的邀请 很高兴能参加你的节目 Thank you for having me here Chris. Great being with you. And may
我想指出一点 在其它的民意调查中显示我的支持率已经很接近了 I point out there are other polls that have me much closer.
你的对手参议员迈克·恩兹 Your opponent Senator Mike Enzi claims that you support
声称你支持同性婚姻 gay marriage. In part
部分原因是因为你支持你的同性恋妹妹玛丽 because you support your gay sister Mary's union
和她妻子的结合 你对此怎么回应 with her wife. How do you respond?
让我非常非常清楚说一句 Let me be very, very clear
我不支持同性婚姻 I do not support gay marriage.
我相信婚姻是建立在一个男人和一个女人之间的 I believe that marriage is between a man and a woman.
但你一直声称同性恋婚姻是一个国家问题 But you've always claimed gay marriage is a state issue.
你的对手声称这是一个模棱两可的态度 Your opponent claims this is an equivocation.
切断主动脉 碗准备好了吗 Cut me aorta. Do you have the specimen bowl ready?
准备好了 It's on the field.
好的 取出心脏 Alright. Here's the heart.
我知道 如果你和爸爸不同意的话 利兹是不会做这些的 I know that Liz wouldn't have done any of this if you and Dad didn't approve. So,
我不敢相信你会这么做 我还以为... I can't believe you would do this. I really thought there was a limit to...
不 你现在情绪太激动了 No, now you're just being hysterical.
你这样的话我无法和你沟通 你需要冷静下来 I can't talk to you when you get this way. You need to settle down.
好吗 Okay?
你情绪太激动了 You're being hysterical.
爸爸 Dad?
病人心率稳定 Patient's heart rate is stable.
血压升高 Blood pressure increasing.
我该去通知家属了 我应该和他们说什么 I'm gonna notify the family. What should I tell them?
- 告诉他们病人情况稳定 - 好的 - Tell them the patient's doing well. - Okay.
琳妮和迪克在他们在怀俄明州和弗吉尼亚州的家度过了剩下大部分时光
2006年 利兹当选为怀俄明州在美国众议院的唯一代表
玛丽·切尼在2015年被问到她和莉斯的关系是否已经改善 她回复说"我不想回答这个"
副总统先生 Mr. Vice President.
- 我应该来对地方了 - 是的 - This must be the right place. - Yes.
- 你好 玛莎 - 嗨 - Hello Martha. - Hi.
- 很高兴见到你 - 是我的荣幸 - Nice to meet you. - Pleasure.
请坐这 Sit right there.
那个 嗯... So, um...
只有我出现 is it gonna be just
在镜头里 还是... me on camera, or...
大多数是你 好的 镜头切回我这 Primarily you. A'right, cut back to me.
在伊拉克战争中 有4550名美国士兵丧生 伤亡人数超过32325人 自2001年以来 美国军人中的自杀率增加了31％
A镜头的艾迪会主要拍你 偶尔镜头会切到我 Eddie's got you on the "A" camera. I'm just gonna bench.
由于战争 60多万伊拉克平民丧生
ISIS对叙利亚和伊拉克估计有15万平民的死亡事件负责 其中有2000多人在国际恐怖袭击事件中被谋杀
准备好了吗 Ready?
三分之二的美国人说 Two-thirds of Americans say the Iraq war
伊拉克战争是不值得打的 is not worth fighting.
他们关注的是所获得的价值与所付出的美国人生命的代价 And their looking at the value gained versus the cost of American lives.
以及伊拉克人民的生命 And Iraqi lives.
所以呢 So?
所以...你难道不在乎美国人民的想法吗 So... don't you care what the American People think?
不对... No...
我觉得你 I think you
不能一味地 cannot be
断然判定 blown off course.
我能感觉到 I can feel
你的指责 your recriminations
和你的批判 and your judgment.
对此我没意见 And I am fine with it.
你想被拥爱 去当电影明星吧 You want to be loved, go be a movie star.
世界 The world
就是你所发现的那样 is as you find it.
但你必须面对现实 You gotta deal with that reality.
在这个世界上还有怪物的存在 And there are monsters in this world.
我们看到 We saw
三千多 three thousand
无辜的人 innocent people burned to death
被那些怪物烧死 然而你却对此反对 by those monsters. And yet, you object,
当我拒绝亲吻那些怪物的面颊并说"求求你了！" when I refuse to kiss those monsters on the cheek and say, "pretty please."
你回答我的是 You answer me this, what terrorist attack
你会让怎样的恐怖袭击继续下去 would you have let go forward
以至让你看起来不像个卑鄙下流的家伙 so you wouldn't seem like a mean and nasty fella?
我不会道歉的 I will not apologise
因为我保护了你家人的安全 for keeping your families safe.
我也不会 And I will not apologise
为了让你所爱的人能在晚上安睡 for doing what needed to be done
而所做出的必须要做的事道歉 so that your loved ones can sleep peacefully at night.
能成为你们的公仆 It has been my honor
是我的荣幸 to be your servant.
你选择了我 You chose me
而我 and I did
也做到了你要求的事 what you asked.
在入侵伊拉克之后的几年里 哈里伯顿公司的股票上涨了500％
布什 - 切尼白宫声称已经丢失了2200万封邮件 其中包括数百万封在伊拉克战争前写的邮件
结果发现 在"停电"时期 当时没有一封来自副总统切尼办公室的邮件
柳写的关于酷刑和无证监督的备忘录使总统在统一执行理论下拥有几乎无限的权力
至今 这些备忘录都还存在司法部的电脑上
只要现任美国总统他或她愿意 仍然可以引用他们
抱歉打断一下 马克想和大家分享一些东西 Sorry to interrupt, but Mark wanted to share something with everyone.
整部电影都让我心烦意乱 Something's been bothering me this whole movie
我刚刚想到是为什么了 and I just figured it out.
整个事情是自由性的 The whole thing is liberal.
这是一种自由主义偏见 It's got a liberal bias.
很有趣的想法 有同感的吗 Interesting. Does anyone else feel that way?
一个 二个 三个 四个人 好的 请继续 One, two, three, four people. Yeah, go ahead.
这一切都是事实发生过的 This is all facts.
对吧 我是说 他们肯定对这事件进行过调查 Right? I mean, they had to vet all this.
那是如何使它成为... How does it make it what's...
你可以说自由主义的 You would say that libtard.
好吧 抱歉 OK. I'm sorry.
因为我有能力了解事实 So because I have the ability to understand facts,
这就会使我成为自由主义者吗 that makes me a liberal?
好了 伙计们 我们先不讨论这个 OK guys, let's just take it down.
你也许是希拉里党 You probably like Killary!
我们先不讨论这个 等会儿再讨论 好吗 Let's just take it down a notch, or two. OK?
好吧 首先 希拉里不是总统 OK, first of all, Hillary's not President!
你投的那个橙色奶酪怪（指唐纳德·特朗普）才是总统 OK, the orange cheeto that you hired is the President.
他正在毁掉你一直声称热爱的国家 And he's ruining the country that you claim to love!
你个娘娘腔 You chicken shit!
别打了 住手 Stop the fight! Knock it off!
我迫不及待地想看新的《速度与激情》电影了 感觉应该不错 I can't wait to see the new FAST AND THE FURIOUS MOVIE. That looks lit!