查克的一生
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谢谢你 查克
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游泳社团舞蹈社团数学竞赛社
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游泳社团舞蹈社团数学竞赛社
...这非混沌 也非死亡 "It is not chaos or death.
是形象 契合 蓝图 "It is form and union and plan.
是永恒的生命 "It is eternal life.
是幸福 "It is happiness.
过去与现在都已凋零 "The past and present wilt.
【诗为美国诗人沃尔特·惠特曼《草叶集·自我之歌》】
我充盈它们 又将它们掏空 "I have filled them, emptied them,
然后继续去充盈未来的下一折页 "and proceed to fill my next fold of the future.
云端的倾听者啊！有何秘密要向我倾诉? "Listener up there! What have you to confide to me?
当我细嗅暮色时 直视我的面庞 "Look in my face while I snuff the sidle of evening.
放心说吧 无人能闻得见 我只多留片刻 "Talk honestly, no one else hears you, and I stay only a minute longer."
我是否自相矛盾? "Do I contradict myself?
好吧 那我就自相矛盾 "Very well then, I contradict myself.
我心疆无限 我包罗万象 I am large, I contain multitudes."
天哪 My God.
怎么了? What is it?
什么事让你打断惠特曼的诗? Clearly something more interesting than Whitman.
是加州 那又地震了 California. There was another earthquake.
从圣巴巴拉到弗雷斯诺一大片地都没了... A huge chunk's gone from Santa Barbara to Fresno.
- 太可怕了 - ...沉入大海了 - It's fucking crazy. - Into the ocean.
- 就那样没了 - 别慌 别慌 - Just like that. - Alright, alright.
"全 没 了!"
9.1级地震袭击加州
冷静 Settle down.
无网络连接
没网了 Got no connection.
你们有网吗? Anybody else have one?
没有 No.
抱歉 网还用不了 Oh, eh, sorry. Network's still down.
无网络连接
不过 这有纸质文件 I've got his file here, though.
迪伦最近在摸鱼 Uh, Dylan's been diving lately.
这学期他成绩从A和B跌到了D I mean, this semester, he's gone from As and Bs to Ds.
你有纸质备份? You keep hard copies?
当网时好时坏时就开始保存了 When the network started acting up, a lot of us started keeping hard copies.
你觉得这次网还能恢复吗? What do you think? I mean, you think it's coming back?
我不知道 Well, I don't, I don't know.
我还记得互联网诞生前的世界 I remember the world before the internet.
没网的惨状不难想象 Why is it so hard to imagine carrying on without it?
对吧? It is, though, isn't it?
还能恢复网吗? 还有戏吗? How do we go back? How... Can we go back?
如果这次彻底没戏了怎么活? What if it's down for good this time?
还没网 Internet's still down.
是没网 但别担心 Yeah, but lucky for us,
我有所有学生的纸质文件 I've got hard copies for each student.
我有预感 I think this might be it.
我感觉这次网不会恢复了 I don't think it's coming back this time.
你八成是对的 You might be right.
但重点是艾米丽 她开始旷课了 But I do think we should talk about Emily. Her attendance has really fallen off.
她旷课了? Her attendance?
全球旷工旷课都破天荒了 Absenteeism's at an all- time high all over the world.
医生旷 飞行员旷 警察也旷 We got doctors and pilots and cops
大家都他妈擅离职守 and everyone's just pissing the fuck off, right?
但你却只想着艾米丽? But you, you want to talk to us about Emily?
现在还怎么上课? How are they supposed to study, anyway?
网络崩溃已经八个月了 Web's been on the fritz for eight months.
有一半网站都是乱码 Half those sites are just garbled.
我懂 网坏了 I mean, I get it, sites go dark.
但其他问题呢? But what about all that other stuff?
有些网站还好 Like, sites are there,
但都是错字和错误标点 but all the punctuation's wrong. words spelled wrong.
你能解释吗? How do you explain that?
我不能 Well, I can't,
但布莱恩还能来上课 but Brian can still prepare for class.
即便没网 课本都还在啊 I mean, the library's still here. Internet or not.
色情网站没了 Pornhub's down.
安德森老师 你知道吗? Did you know that, Mr. Anderson?
呃 是啊 Yeah, I, uh,
我 我 我听说了 是的 I, I, I had noticed that. Yeah.
对不起 小布给你添麻烦了 Sorry if Bri's been any trouble.
这家就我一人了 It's just me now.
他妈妈跑了 我不知道去哪了 His mom... she left, I don't know where.
听说最近这事常见 That's been happening a lot more I hear,
人们只是玩失踪 people just ghosting.
她高中那会儿认识个无缘的男友 Hers was some star- crossed boyfriend from high school.
待在一起有一个月吧 They dated a month.
那该死的一个月 Goddamn month.
就为了那一个月 她竟然丢下二十年的感情 She's gonna throw 20 years in the trash to chase down a month.
我猜她一直藕断丝连他 I guess she never stopped thinking about him.
谁心里没有放不下的人 I guess we've all got someone like that.
我懂 我懂 I mean, I get it,
就像那些穿紫袍说的那样 要真是末日了 if it really is the end, like those kooks in the purple robes say,
最终和谁一起面对呢? then who do you want to be with for it?
她要抛弃骨肉吗? But to leave her son?
对了 她说会回来的 Uh, she says she'll be back.
我也不确定 I don't know. Um...
该死的色情网站 Fuckin' Pornhub.
万一永远不回来了呢? What if that never comes back?
真他妈的倒霉 Fuckin' tragedy.
就算这真是一切的结局 I mean, even if it is the end of all things...
这也提前把我结束了 that's just fuckin' mean.
- 见笑了 - 嗯 - Sorry. - Yeah.
美国新闻 北加州变成废墟
北加州满目疮痍 令人心碎 It's a scene of devastation and heartbreak in California,
救援人员正努力在残骸中搜寻 as rescue workers sift through what remains of the northern portion of the state.
造成北约克郡350人死亡 350 dead in North Yorkshire
英国新闻 约克郡惨剧
水位还在持续上涨... as water levels continue to...
法国新闻 巨大海啸袭击布列塔尼海岸
(法语) 高达八十米巨浪袭击朱门灯塔
墨西哥新闻 蒙特雷被森林大火吞噬
(西班牙语) 大规模疏散以应对这种前所未有的...
德国新闻 韦尔辛根火山喷发
(德语) 岩浆正在流向韦尔辛根
日本新闻 警察与抗议者发生冲突
(日语) 示威者在...
意大利新闻 灾难性洪水吞噬利沃诺住宅
(意大利语) 洪水淹没了整个...
马蒂·安德森第一次看到那广告牌那天 The day Marty Anderson first saw the billboard
恰巧就在互联网彻底瘫痪前 was just before the internet finally went down for good.
在那之前网时好时坏有八个月了 It had been wobbling for eight months,
但占据头条的是其他事件 but other problems, like fires, earthquakes,
像是大火 地震 鸟和鱼的彻底灭绝 and whole species of birds and fish dying off had taken priority.
...烧到现在 这成为美国史上最严重的山火 ...till today, thought to be the largest wildfire in United States history.
在过去 马蒂会直接走收费公路 Ordinarily, Marty would've driven by way of the Turnpike bypass,
但自奥特溪桥塌了后那条路就走不通了 but that wasn't possible due to the collapse of the bridge over Otter Creek.
查尔斯·查克·克兰兹
39个峥嵘岁月！
谢谢你 查克！
查尔斯·查克·克兰兹
39个峥嵘岁月！
谢谢你 查克！
由于加州最近的灾难 Well, with what happened in California,
内华达州现在是全美人口最多的州 that officially makes Nevada one of the most populous states in the Union now.
但需要强调的是... The thing that must be said here is...
菲莉西娅·戈登是市立医院的护士 Felicia Gordon is a nurse at City General.
最近几周她却更像是名收殓员 Though for the last few weeks, she's felt more like an undertaker.
自夏末以来员工就不断的辞职 The staff, whose numbers have been dwindling since late summer,
大家给自己起名叫“自杀小队” have begun referring to themselves as the Suicide Squad.
稍事休息 We'll be back to talk more about this
稍后将带来中西部大火和缺水的最新情况 and, uh, also about the fires in the Midwest, speaking of water scarcity, back after this break.
感谢查尔斯·查克·克兰兹39年来的峥嵘岁月 We'd like to say thank you to Charles Krantz for 39 great years.
谢谢你 查克 Thanks, Chuck.
嘿 Hey.
听说你又救了一个? Heard you got another one.
嗯 又一个 Yeah. One more.
我的没那么幸运 手腕都割烂了 你懂的 Mine wasn't so lucky. Slit wrists, so...
真没办法了 what were we supposed to do really?
听说玛丽露的事了吗? Hear about Marilou?
没 怎么了? No. What about Marilou?
她不干了 She left!
- 还记得她前任佩德罗吗? - 记得 - Her ex. Remember Pedro? - Mm- hm.
他冒出来 嘟囔了几句 He showed up, and I don't know what he said to her,
两人牵着手就走了 but she walked out holding his hand.
他们离婚离的有多难熬 And I remember how bad that divorce was.
- 有印象吗? - 嗯 记得 - Do you remember? - Yeah, I remember.
好吧 往事如烟了 他们又拉上了手 Well, I guess that's all bridge water 'cause off she went.
...地陷不断出现 ...sinkholes that have been opening up.
现在婚姻都咋样? I wonder what the stats are.
是分居多还是复合多? You think more people are splitting up or getting back together?
是结婚多还是离婚多? I mean, do you think marriage rates are up or divorce rates...
结婚多 Marriages.
- 你是个乐天派 - 不 - You're an optimist. - No.
离婚周期长 没人会去排这个队 Divorce takes way longer, and I don't think anyone's filing.
填文件就得半年多 何苦呢? Why bother? Six months of paperwork at least. Probably more.
结婚领证上下只要一小时 Marriage license is one page and it takes an hour or so.
所以我猜结婚多 I'm gonna guess marriages.
午餐不见你 晚餐也不在 Missed you for lunch, missed you for dinner.
【电影《封面女郎》(1944)】
怎么了? 辟谷了吗? What's the matter? Don't you eat anymore?
好吧 我不饿 Well, I wasn't hungry tonight.
那你今早也不饿吗? Weren't you hungry this morning either?
谁拿了我的舞蹈袜? 天哪 谁那么坏 Who stole my nylons? Egads! The very...
菲莉西娅·戈登来电
不饿 Not very.
昨晚排练到很晚吗? Too much rehearsal last night, huh?
就像锻炼一样 It was kind of a workout.
赖床了? 所以今早来的那么晚 That why you slept late?
我可没晚起 Oh, I didn't sleep late.
我去了上城区 I went uptown.
- 去购物? - 不是 - Shopping? - No.
喂 Hey.
喂 Hi.
你给挂了? You hung up?
是啊 Yeah.
但后来想你看的到 所以又... But then I figured you probably saw it. So...
还好吗? How are you?
还行吧 I'm okay, I guess.
你呢? How are you?
我上班时想到你了 I was, um, thinking about you today.
当时在猜结婚多还是离婚多 We were at work talking about marriages and divorces. Like, which are happening more now...
我赌结婚多 Marriages, I bet.
没人愿意等离婚 Ain't nobody waiting on a divorce.
那么再婚呢? What about remarriages?
要约炮得先请我喝酒 You want to buy a guy a drink first or...
我打赌人们都在复合 I bet those are happening.
这很有意义 I mean, it makes sense.
人们现在渴望慰藉和熟悉的事物 People wanting something comforting and familiar.
那么 你今天过得怎么样? So... how was your day?
你想复合的意图太明显了 不觉得吗? You're just going right for it, aren't you?
陪我聊聊 Humor me.
呃 今天就那样 It was, um...It was a day, I guess.
有点怪 You know? Weird.
家长会开的就像对牛弹琴 Parent- teacher sessions, felt like pissing in the wind.
你听说加州的事儿了吧? You know about California, right?
听说了 Yeah.
我听说大部分人都迁移了 I know they're saying most of it was already evacuated,
今天就有几十万灾民东迁 but I heard today there are hundreds of thousands of refugees trekking east.
知道现在内华达州是全美人口最多的州吗? Did you know Nevada is one of the most populous states in the Union now?
听国家电台科学家说 加州就跟烂墙皮一样往下掉 I heard a, a scientist on NPR say California is peeling away like old wallpaper.
今天下午 日本又有一座核电站被淹 And another Japanese reactor got inundated this afternoon.
他们虽说 停机了 一切安全 And they're saying, you know, it was shut down and all's well,
但我就是没法相信 but I just, I, I don't think I believe that.
你真是个怀疑论者 Cynic.
好吧 马蒂 这日子就是这么不靠谱 Well, we're living in cynical times, Marty.
不少人都认为天要塌了 I mean, some people think we're living in the last times.
不再是邪教成员这样想了 Not just the religious crazies either. Not anymore.
市立医院自杀小队的许多专家也这样说 And you are hearing that from a member in good standing of the City General Suicide Squad.
那是我们的自称 That's what we call ourselves now.
可没瞎说 No lie.
用于抢救吞药自尽 今天有6人没挺过来 但救回了18人 主要用纳洛酮 We lost six today, but there's 18 more we dragged back, mostly with naloxone.
但这种药已经供不上了 But supplies of that are getting very thin.
我听药房说最多坚持到月底 And I heard the head pharmacist say we might be completely out by the end of the month.
太倒霉了 That sucks.
是啊 是啊 Yeah. Yeah.
是的 太倒霉了 真的太倒霉了 Yeah, that sucks. It, it really sucks.
互联网瘫痪 加州下沉 The internet's down, and California's hanging by a thread.
还有大火 饥荒 疫情和各种灾难 There's fires and famines and plagues and all the rest.
连我们医院也快崩溃了 I mean, it just the center doesn't hold.
有完没完 It just won't let up.
那天还有多久? How long is this gonna go on?
那之前还能撑多久? How much can we take before the whole thing...
我是说 天塌下来前 before the whole thing goes apart, I mean.
卡尔·萨根是知名的美国天文学家 我在教孩子们卡尔·萨根的理论 I'm teaching the kids Carl Sagan right now.
你听说过他的宇宙历年法吗? You ever hear what he said about the cosmic calendar?
呃 想不起来 应该没听过 Uh... I don't know. I don't think so.
你知道 宇宙已有150亿年历史 Well, the universe is 15 billion years old.
如果你把这150亿年 And if you took all of that all, all 15 billion years
都给它压缩到365天的日历中 and compress them into a single calendar year,
那么宇宙大爆炸发生在1月1日第一秒 then the Big Bang happens in the first second, January 1st.
一 月 份
而如今 And, and today,
我们正处于12月31日 最后一天的最后一刻 oh, right now, we're in the final millisecond of the last minute of the last day, December 31st.
十 二 月 份
回到起点 But if you go back to the start,
回到大爆炸发生的1月1日夜里 if the, if the Big Bang happens at midnight, January 1st,
日历里每个月等于12.5亿年 then each month of this calendar is one and a quarter billion years long.
嘿 别考我数学 Hey, nobody told me there was math on this exam.
宇宙在1月1日诞生 The universe starts January 1st,
但此时我们的银河系还没形成 形成要到5月 but the, uh, the Milky Way didn't form until May.
五月份
我们的太阳和地球 要到9月中旬才形成 Our sun and our earth, they don't show up until mid- September.
九 月 份
生命不久后就有了 但没轮到我们 Life appears soon after. But not us.
猜猜我们什么时候出现的? No. No, no, we don't appear for guess how long?
再说一遍 今天不考数学 Again, I was told there'd be no math.
在12月31日 December 31st.
十 二 月 份
出现在日历上的最后一天 Last day on the calendar,
最早的人类出现在晚上10点半左右 and the very first human beings on Earth made their debut around 10:30 p.m.
出现在最后一天的晚上10点半 10:30 p.m. on the last day.
每一分钟代表着3万年 And, um, every minute since then is 30,000 years.
晚上11:46 距离午夜14分钟 人类才学会用火 So, 11:46 p.m., only 14 minutes ago, humanity tamed fire
在距离午夜只剩几秒钟时 and now we're out of minutes, we're into seconds.
到11点59分20秒 11:59 and 20 seconds,
动植物才被驯化 人类刚开始能制造工具 the domestication of plants and animals begin, an application for the human talent for making tools.
到11点59分35秒 11:59 and 35 seconds,
农耕社区演变为首批城市雏形 agricultural communities evolved into the first cities.
我们记载的所有历史 Our recorded history,
听说过的所有人 everyone we've ever heard of,
所有历史书上的事 都只发生在最后10秒钟里 every single thing in any one of our history books happens in the last 10 seconds.
所有事都集中在最后一天最后一分钟的最后十秒 The last 10 seconds of the last minute of the last day on the calendar.
日历的最后一天 December 31st.
该怎么回答你那天还有多久? So how long is it gonna go on?
我不知道 小菲 I don't know, Fel.
要是你说得对 很可能真是这样 If you're right, and you might be,
这可能就是末世 宇宙正在消亡 that this really is the, the last times and the universe is dying,
就算它在快速消亡 and let's just say it's a fast death,
即使这一切都发生在最后一秒 even if all of this is happening in the, the last split second,
最后一微秒 microsecond,
谁知道对我们来说是多久 who knows how long that'll last.
也许是几秒钟 也可以是无限长 Maybe seconds, maybe eons.
也许发生在宇宙吐出最后一口气的时候 Maybe all this is happening as the cosmos burps out its last breath.
也许发生在宇宙最后一次心跳的时候 Maybe it's all happening in the last single solitary heartbeat.
你真能说 马蒂 Jesus, Marty.
是吧 Yeah.
好了 小菲 我该挂了 我... Listen, Fel, I should go. I've, um...
还得批改试卷呢 I've got tests to grade.
马蒂 Marty...
一切都完了 我们也只剩下句真倒霉 the world is going down the drain, and all we can say is, "That sucks."
说不定谁都躲不掉这劫 So, maybe we're going down the drain too.
说不定 Maybe.
听说了吗 查克·克兰兹要退休了 But, you know, Chuck Krantz is retiring.
都要天塌下来了 还有这个插曲 So...I guess there's a gleam of light in the darkness.
听说了 39个峥嵘岁月 Yes. Thirty- nine great years.
哦 你也看到那个奇葩的广告牌了? Oh, you saw that weird billboard?
不 是从收音机里听到的广告 No, it was an ad on the radio that, um,
之前跟你讲的那个国家电台 that NPR show I was telling you about.
国资电台都开始打广告了 这真是世界末日了 If they're running ads on NPR, it really is the end of the world.
在这个乱世他还怎么算广告覆盖率 Tell me, how does Chuck Krantz rate this kind of coverage?
我是说 他像个会计师 I mean... looks like an accountant.
我从没听说过他 I've never heard of him.
广告一定用了张老照片 Used an old photo too, I guess.
他看着都不到40 咋来的40年工龄 I mean, the guy barely looks 40 at all, let alone 40 years on the job.
无奇不有 The world is full of mysteries.
嘿 马蒂 别喝烈酒了 And, hey, no hard stuff, Marty.
喝点啤酒吧 Okay? Have a beer instead.
遵命 You got it.
俄州环保局对克利夫兰一带下达了空气红色警报 The Ohio EPA has now issued a code red air quality alert for Cleveland and its surrounding...
俄州山火蔓延 克利夫兰居民紧急疏散
（滚动新闻：余震后加州海岸线不断下沉）
电影《封面女郎》(1944)
信号中断
我勒个去 Shit on a stick.
感谢查尔斯·查克·克兰兹39年来的峥嵘岁月 We'd like to say thank you to Charles Krantz for 39 great years.
查尔斯·查克·克兰兹
谢谢你 查克 Thanks, Chuck.
查尔斯·查克·克兰兹
39个峥嵘岁月！
谢谢你 查克！
信号中断
格斯 Gus!
哦 嘿 马蒂 Oh. Hey, Marty.