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你在看什么，小丹尼尔？ WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING, D.J.?
THUNDERMOUSE。 THUNDERMOUSE.
他是你旁边我最喜欢的啮齿动物。 HE'S MY FAVORITE RODENT NEXT TO YOU.
这双袜子你穿了一个星期了。 YOU'VE WORN THESE SOCKS ALL WEEK.
我喜欢他们。 I LIKE THEM.
给我，我好刮掉 WELL, GIVE THEM HERE SO I CAN SCRAPE OFF
一些表土。 SOME OF THIS TOPSOIL.
把桌子上的垃圾清理掉，好吗，dj ？ CLEAR THE JUNK OFF THE TABLE, WILL YOU, DEEJ?
好的。 OK.
干得好，雷鼠。 GOOD GOING, THUNDERMOUSE.
你在干什么，达琳？ WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DARLENE?
为历史课做城堡。 MAKING A CASTLE FOR HISTORY CLASS.
你在星期六做作业吗？ ARE YOU DOING HOMEWORK ON A SATURDAY?
是的。 YEAH.
哦,不。我女儿的身体被附身了 OH, NO. MY DAUGHTER'S BODY'S BEEN POSSESSED
一个好学生。 BY A GOOD STUDENT.
啊! AAH!
德怀特，谢谢你的来电。 WELL, HEY, DWIGHT, I APPRECIATE THE CALL.
我知道没人在工作。 I KNOW NOBODY'S BEEN WORKING.
听起来真不错。 THIS SOUNDS REAL GOOD.
嗯… WELL...
嗯，谢谢。 WELL, THANKS, YEAH.
不，我整天都在这儿。 NO, I'M HERE ALL DAY.
有了确定的消息就给我打电话。 CALL ME WHEN YOU FIND OUT SOMETHING FOR SURE.
谢谢,再见。 THANKS, BYE.
我要回去工作了。 I'M GOING BACK TO WORK.
德怀特给你买了什么？ DWIGHT GOT YOU SOMETHING?
也许吧。他觉得他在斯坦福维尔有收获。 MAYBE. HE THINKS HE'S GOT SOMETHING IN STANDFORDVILLE.
有人想改造一下他的厨房。 SOME GUY WANTS HIS KITCHEN REMODELED.
那是两周的工作。 THAT'S TWO WEEKS' WORK.
事情确定后他会打电话的。 HE'LL CALL WHEN IT'S DEFINITE.
太好了。也许我终于可以 GREAT. MAYBE I CAN FINALLY
带你离开这里。 GET YOU OUT OF HERE.
♬你会想念我的 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA MISS ME ♪
♬奇怪，奇怪，奇怪 ♪ ODDY ODDY ODDY ♪
沙发也是。 SO IS THAT SOFA.
你过去两周所做的一切 ALL YOU'VE BEEN DOING FOR THE LAST TWO WEEKS
就是看电视和磨指甲。 IS WATCHING TV AND BUFFING OUT YOUR NAILS.
他们看起来怎么样？ HOW DO THEY LOOK?
别烦我了。 QUIT BOTHERING ME.
回去把你的四星辣椒做好。 GET BACK IN THERE AND FIX YOUR FOUR-STAR CHILI.
你娶我只是因为我厨艺好。 YOU ONLY MARRIED ME FOR MY COOKING.
嗯。 UH-UH.
因为你的婚礼需要一个男伴。 'CAUSE YOU NEEDED A DATE FOR YOUR WEDDING.
这道辣椒杰作什么时候能做好？ WHEN WILL THIS CHILI MASTERPIECE BE DONE?
不要急于追求伟大的艺术。 DON'T RUSH GREAT ART.
一定要给杰基准备足够的。 MAKE SURE YOU MAKE ENOUGH FOR JACKIE.
她要过来？ SHE'S COMING OVER?
亲爱的，她不是每个星期六都来吗？ HONEY, DOESN'T SHE COME OVER EVERY SINGLE SATURDAY?
我在想也许她会错过一天。 I WAS THINKING MAYBE SHE'D MISS A DAY.
我们结婚的时候你就知道她了。 YOU KNEW ABOUT HER WHEN WE GOT MARRIED.
我没想到她会每个周末都在这里。 I DIDN'T THINK SHE'D BE HERE EVERY WEEKEND.
我没想到我每个周末都在这里。 I DIDN'T THINK I'D BE HERE EVERY WEEKEND.
如果她有自己的生活 IF SHE HAD HER OWN LIFE,
她不会毁了我的。 SHE WOULDN'T HAVE TO RUIN MINE.
我告诉你，亲爱的。 I'M TELLING YOU, HONEY.
两分钟…… TWO MINUTES...
把它们放下。 PUT THOSE DOWN.
下降。 DROP THEM.
好的。 OK.
好的。不管怎么说, OK. ANYWAY,
她进门两分钟后， TWO MINUTES AFTER SHE WALKS THROUGH THAT DOOR,
她会说“丹，你知道你的问题是什么吗” SHE'LL SAY, "DAN, YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS?"
哦，别说了。 OH, DON'T START.
我又听到了， I HEAR THAT AGAIN,
我会让她看我们所有的家庭录像。 I'LL MAKE HER WATCH ALL OUR HOME MOVIES.
这是你说过最残忍的话了，你这禽兽。 THAT'S THE CRUELEST THING YOU'VE EVER SAID, YOU BEAST.
有人在家吗? ANYBODY HOME?
不，我们搬家了。 NO, WE MOVED.
嗨，jackie阿姨。 HI, AUNT JACKIE.
嗨。 HI.
丹，怎么了？ DAN, WHAT'S WRONG?
我嫂子来了。 MY SISTER-IN-LAW IS HERE.
世界名厨正在切洋葱丁 THE WORLD FAMOUS CHEF IS DICING ONIONS
因为他的四星辣椒。 FOR HIS FOUR-STAR CHILI.
我喜欢辣椒。让我尝尝。 I LOVE CHILI. LET ME HAVE A TASTE.
我可以给你一些带走。 I CAN GIVE YOU SOME TO GO.
好吧，我可不想影响我吃饭的胃口。 WELL, I DON'T WANT TO SPOIL MY APPETITE FOR DINNER.
你请她吃饭？ YOU INVITED HER TO DINNER?
还没有。杰基,亲爱的, NOT YET. JACKIE, HONEY,
你为什么不留下来吃晚饭呢？ WHY DON'T YOU STAY FOR DINNER?
谢谢，那太方便了，因为我要在这里过夜。 THANKS, THAT'LL BE CONVENIENT SINCE I'M SPENDING THE NIGHT.
过夜？ SPENDING THE NIGHT?
是啊，我公寓的水管又结冰了。 YEAH, THE PIPES IN MY APARTMENT FROZE AGAIN.
我没有水。 I HAVE NO WATER.
我去拿点水带走。 I CAN GET SOME WATER TO GO.
丹，你知道你的问题是什么吗？ DAN, YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS?
你要我现在就把投影仪安装好吗？ YOU WANT ME TO SET UP THE PROJECTOR NOW?
你在辣椒里放的胡椒不够。 YOU DON'T PUT ENOUGH PEPPER IN THE CHILI.
我放了适量的辣椒。 I PUT THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF PEPPERS.
太乏味了。 IT'S TOO BLAND.
罗西，我的辣椒是不是太淡了？ ROSIE, IS MY CHILI TOO BLAND?
绝对不是。 ABSOLUTELY NOT.
你的辣椒和你一样，又辣又辣。 YOUR CHILI IS JUST LIKE YOU, HOT AND SPICY.
嘿,抗干扰 HEY, A.J.
嗨，你在读什么？ HI, WHAT ARE YOU READING?
青少年生活。 TEEN-AGE LIFE.
我的天啊。 OH, MY GOD.
罗珊娜，你还记得吗？ ROSEANNE, YOU REMEMBER THAT?
那些关于完美女人的文章。 ALL THOSE ARTICLES ABOUT THE PERFECT WOMAN.
是啊，太棒了。 YEAH, THOSE WERE GREAT.
我最喜欢的是 MY FAVORITE WAS
用眼睛说“我爱你”的50种方法 50 WAYS TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" WITH YOUR EYES.
有一个是关于如何读懂你男朋友的肢体语言。 THERE'S ONE ABOUT HOW TO READ YOUR BOYFRIEND'S BODY LANGUAGE.
如果你男朋友的身体开始说话， IF YOUR BOYFRIEND'S BODY STARTS TALKING,
我想知道。 I WANT TO KNOW.
我碰巧对肢体语言很了解。 I HAPPEN TO KNOW QUITE A BIT ABOUT BODY LANGUAGE.
你能让你的身体回家吗？ COULD YOU TELL YOUR BODY TO GO HOME?
丽贝卡, REBECCA,
你父亲的话是“回家去” YOUR FATHER'S WORDS ARE SAYING "GO HOME,"
但他的身体在说他爱 BUT HIS BODY IS SAYING THAT HE LOVES
而且很喜欢他的嫂子。 AND ADORES HIS SISTER-IN-LAW.
嘿，杰姬，读读这个。 HEY, JACKIE, READ THIS.
好吧，谁拿了我的汽水？ ALL RIGHT, WHO TOOK MY SODA?
苏打水幻影。 SODA PHANTOM.
哦，你是说这个？ OH, YOU MEAN THIS?
你在干什么？ WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
我在喝那个。 I WAS DRINKING THAT.
我很抱歉。在这里。 I'M SORRY. HERE.
你都流口水了。 YOU SLOBBERED ALL OVER IT.
小心,爸爸。你会长虱子的。 CAREFUL, DAD. YOU'LL GET COOTIES.
嘿，我没有虱子。 HEY, I DON'T HAVE COOTIES.
哦,是的。这是什么? OH, YEAH. WHAT'S THIS?
哦，别说了。 OH, CUT IT OUT.
丹。 DAN.
它越来越大了！ IT'S GETTING BIGGER!
别闹了。 CUT IT OUT.
走进厨房，给你平淡的辣椒加点调料。 GET IN THE KITCHEN AND SPICE YOUR BLAND CHILI.
你可以侮辱我的妻子和孩子， HEY, YOU CAN INSULT MY WIFE AND CHILDREN,
但是不要说我辣椒的坏话。 BUT DON'T BADMOUTH MY CHILI.
Deej，把胶水递给我。 DEEJ, HAND ME THE GLUE.
你们做得很好。 YOU GUYS ARE DOING GOOD.
我负责胶水。 I'M IN CHARGE OF GLUE.
你知道你需要什么吗？ YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED?
看图片。你需要一座吊桥。 LOOK IN THE PICTURE. YOU NEED A DRAWBRIDGE.
是的，那很酷。 YEAH, THAT'S COOL.
小丹尼尔，去车库 D.J., GO TO THE GARAGE
找一块那么大的木头。 AND GET A PIECE OF WOOD THAT BIG.
不要动你的手指。 DON'T MOVE YOUR FINGERS.
必须是这个尺寸。 IT'S GOT TO BE EXACTLY THAT SIZE.
你好,外星人。 GREETINGS, ALIEN.
现在不行，妈妈。 NOT NOW, MOM.
杰基，洗衣机不用洗了。 JACKIE, THE WASHER IS FREE.
好的,谢谢。 OK, THANKS.
你真的在这上面花了不少时间。 YOU'RE REALLY PUTTING IN SOME TIME ON THIS.
我知道。 I KNOW.
一定很重要。 IT MUST BE IMPORTANT.
不，不完全是。 NO, NOT REALLY.
只是为了好玩。 JUST FOR FUN.
好吧，让我给你讲个有趣的故事。 WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A STORY JUST FOR FUN.
不，不是故事！ NO, NOT A STORY!
很久以前，有一个 ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A--
有个小女孩 THERE WAS THIS LITTLE GIRL
谁离家出走， WHO RAN AWAY FROM HOME,
因为她妈妈给她讲了又长又无聊的故事 'CAUSE HER MOTHER TOLD HER LONG, BORING STORIES.
闭嘴，你。 SHUT UP, YOU.
从前，有一位美丽的王后 ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A BEAUTIFUL QUEEN
他住在一座美丽的宫殿里， WHO LIVED IN A BEAUTIFUL PALACE,
她有一个美丽可爱的小女儿。 AND SHE HAD A BEAUTIFUL AND LOVELY LITTLE DAUGHTER.
她的名字是—— AND HER NAME WAS--
让我猜猜。达琳。 LET ME GUESS. DARLENE.
不，自作聪明的人，是达琳娜。 NO, SMART-MOUTH, IT WAS DARLENA.
美丽的王后很困惑，她问达琳娜： THE BEAUTIFUL QUEEN WAS PUZZLED, AND SHE ASKED DARLENA,
“你为什么要造这个东西？” "WHY ART THOU BUILDING THIS THING?"
达琳娜回答说， AND DARLENA REPLIED,
“不要试图去弄清楚。 "DON'T TRY AND FIGURE IT OUT.
接受现实吧。” JUST LIVE WITH IT."
这是怎么回事，达琳？ WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT, DARLENE?
怎么啦？ WHAT?
跟我说实话。 LEVEL WITH ME.
妈妈…… MOM...
我历史不及格。 I'M FLUNKING HISTORY.
啊哈。 UH-HUH.
鹤说 WELL, CRANE SAID
如果我做这个城堡是为了额外加分 THAT IF I DID THIS CASTLE FOR EXTRA CREDIT
在下一次测试中表现不错， AND DID OK ON THE NEXT TEST,
我可能不去。 I MIGHT PASS.
啊哈。 UH-HUH.
这就是为什么我必须在周一之前把它交出来。 THAT'S WHY I'VE GOT TO GET THIS IN BY MONDAY.
好吧，那我就让你回去工作了。 WELL, THEN I'LL LET YOU GET BACK TO WORK.
你不会对我大喊大叫吗？ YOU WON'T YELL AT ME?
不。 NO.
你不会说我有多聪明， YOU WON'T TELL ME HOW BRIGHT I AM,
但我从不用心？ BUT I NEVER APPLY MYSELF?
你不需要再听一遍了，对吧？ YOU DON'T NEED TO HEAR THAT AGAIN, DO YOU?
我星期五和他出去了。 I WENT OUT WITH HIM ON FRIDAY.
我本来打算周六再和他出去， I WAS GOING TO GO OUT WITH HIM AGAIN ON SATURDAY,
后来我发现他去了芝加哥。 THEN I FOUND OUT HE WENT TO CHICAGO.
所以我在他的答录机上留了言。 SO I LEAVE A MESSAGE ON HIS MACHINE.
我说“嗨，你好吗” I'M LIKE, "HI, HOW ARE YOU?"
你打算整天都在打电话吗？ YOU GOING TO STAY ON THAT PHONE ALL DAY?
我马上就走。 I'LL BE OFF IN A SECOND.
我要怎么联系他在芝加哥？ HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CONTACT HIM IN CHICAGO?
请快点。 PLEASE HURRY UP.
我在等一个重要的电话。 I'M EXPECTING AN IMPORTANT PHONE CALL.
你知道你的问题是什么吗，丹？ YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS, DAN?
你没有呼叫等待。 YOU DON'T HAVE CALL WAITING.
你的问题是 YOUR PROBLEM IS
你不付我的电话费。 YOU DON'T PAY MY PHONE BILL.
好的。好的。 OK. OK.
电话归你了。 THE PHONE'S ALL YOURS.
谢谢你让我用电话。 THANK YOU FOR ALLOWING ME TO USE MY TELEPHONE.
不客气。 YOU'RE WELCOME.
我不想抱怨 I DON'T WANT TO COMPLAIN--
但你会的。 BUT YOU'RE GOING TO.
你和她是怎么生活的？ HOW DID YOU LIVE WITH HER?
我会把她锁在壁橱里 I'D LOCK HER IN THE CLOSET
在门底下塞狗粮。 AND STUFF DOG FOOD UNDER THE DOOR.
她真是个大联盟里的讨厌鬼。 SHE'S A MAJOR LEAGUE PAIN IN THE BUTT.
但你真的被宠坏了。 BUT YOU'RE REALLY SPOILED.
你和我住在一起。 YOU LIVE WITH ME.
你已经习惯了完美。 YOU'RE USED TO PERFECTION.
(电话响了) [TELEPHONE RINGS]
在这里。拜托，德怀特。 HERE IT IS. COME ON, DWIGHT.
喂? HELLO?
德怀特，怎么说来着？ DWIGHT, WHAT'S THE WORD?
是的。 YEAH.
不管怎样,都要谢谢您。 THANKS ANYWAY.
好吧，也许下周吧。 YEAH, MAYBE NEXT WEEK.
正确的。再见。 RIGHT. BYE-BYE.
该死的。 DAMN.
你会得到下一份工作的。 YOU WILL GET THE VERY NEXT JOB THAT COMES.
我希望如此。 I HOPE SO.
我在这里坐了两个星期都快疯了。 I'M GOING NUTS SITTING AROUND HERE FOR TWO WEEKS.
我喜欢有你在身边。 I LIKE HAVING YOU AROUND.
但我不工作的时候感觉很糟糕。 BUT I FEEL TERRIBLE WHEN I AIN'T WORKING.
你想工作吗？ WELL, YOU WANT WORK?
在蓝色火烈鸟那边 OVER AT THE BLUE FLAMINGO
他们在雇佣赤裸上身的舞者。 THEY'RE HIRING TOPLESS DANCERS.
我膝盖不好，做不到。 I COULDN'T DO THAT WITH MY BAD KNEE.
我愿意在你的丁字裤里放一美元。 I'D PUT A DOLLAR IN YOUR G-STRING.
去拿你的钱包。 GO GET YOUR PURSE.
妈妈，爸爸，你们得试试这个。 MOM, DAD, YOU GOT TO TRY THIS.
在这个青少年的生活中有一个考验， THERE'S A TEST IN THIS TEEN-AGE LIFE,
你会成为 AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE
我们的情侣小白鼠。 OUR LOVEBIRD GUINEA PIGS.
我不想玩游戏。 I DON'T FEEL LIKE PLAYING GAMES.
我们要做什么奇怪的事吗？ HAVE WE GOT TO DO ANYTHING WEIRD?
你的愿望。 YOU WISH.
照我们说的做。 JUST DO WHAT WE SAY.
好吧。 ALL RIGHT.
你坐。 YOU SIT.
好吧，让我们来玩吧。 ALL RIGHT, LAY THIS GAME ON US.
“练习一——用触摸诱惑。” "EXERCISE ONE-- TANTALIZING WITH TOUCH."
我想我会喜欢这个。 I THINK I'LL LIKE THIS.
这个练习的目的 "THE OBJECT OF THIS EXERCISE
就是用你的双手传递一种深深的情感。” IS TO TRANSMIT A DEEPLY FELT EMOTION WITH YOUR HANDS."
哦，这太老套了。 OH, THIS IS CORNY.
罗西尼。。 ROSEANNE.
哦，好吧。 OH, ALL RIGHT.
好的。我能做到。 OK. I CAN DO IT.
来吧，伙计们。 COME ON, YOU GUYS.
这对你们的感情有帮助。 YOU KNOW, THIS REALLY COULD HELP YOUR RELATIONSHIP.
是十分严重的。 BE SERIOUS.
我是认真的。是吗? I'M SERIOUS. ARE YOU?
我是认真的。 I'M SERIOUS.
好的。我们是认真的。 OK. WE'RE SERIOUS.
好吧。面对你的男朋友 ALL RIGHT. "FACE YOUR BOYFRIEND
然后牵手。” AND TOUCH HANDS."
但是我男朋友不在这里。 BUT MY BOYFRIEND'S NOT HERE.
我丈夫行吗？ WILL MY HUSBAND DO?
他只能这么做了。 HE'LL HAVE TO DO.
试着表达一种情感 "TRY TO COMMUNICATE AN EMOTION
没有说话。” WITHOUT SPEAKING."
他会错的。我就是知道。 HE'LL BE WRONG. I JUST KNOW IT.
好的。爸爸，妈妈在想什么？ OK. DAD, WHAT'S MOM THINKING?
她认为我错了。 SHE'S THINKING I'LL BE WRONG.
这太棒了。 THIS IS GREAT.
我们再也不用说话了。 WE NEVER HAVE TO TALK TO EACH OTHER AGAIN.
耶! YAY!
快点，你们两个！ COME ON, YOU TWO!
来吧。再试一次。 COME ON. TRY IT AGAIN.
好的。好的。 OK. OK.
好的。我明白了。 OK. I GOT IT.
我在传递一个非常重要的信息， I'M TRANSMITTING A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE HERE,
所以，请收听，亲爱的男孩。 SO TUNE IN, LOVER BOY.
哦，我在捡东西。 OH, I'M PICKING SOMETHING UP.
她想告诉你什么？ WHAT'S SHE TRYING TO TELL YOU?
我一直想听的 SOMETHING I'VE WANTED TO HEAR
很长一段时间。 FOR A REAL LONG TIME.
我嫂子要搬去北达科他州了。 MY SISTER-IN-LAW'S MOVING TO NORTH DAKOTA.
爸爸…… DAD...
那是个玩笑。 THAT WAS A JOKE.
南达科塔州。 SOUTH DAKOTA.
有时候，玩笑中蕴含着很多真理。 SOMETIMES THERE'S A LOT OF TRUTH IN KIDDING.
不要对我说的每句话进行心理分析。 DON'T PSYCHOANALYZE EVERYTHING I SAY.
相信我，不值得。 BELIEVE ME, IT'S NOT WORTH IT.
不。我想知道。我惹你生气了吗？ NO. I WANT TO KNOW. DO I IRRITATE YOU?
我们还是别谈这个了。 LET'S NOT GET INTO THIS.
不,真的。 NO, REALLY.
我从哪里开始呢？ WHERE DO I BEGIN?
你不。 YOU DON'T.
一开始。 AT THE BEGINNING.
你把所有的坚果从岩石路上挑出来。 YOU PICK ALL THE NUTS OUT OF THE ROCKY ROAD.
把我送上行刑队。 PUT ME IN FRONT OF A FIRING SQUAD.
我要把你们两个都关进去。 I'M GOING TO PUT YOU BOTH THERE.
进来的时候敲门。 KNOCK WHEN YOU WALK IN.
要我敲门吗？ YOU WANT ME TO KNOCK?
如果你想的话，我可以吹喇叭。 I'LL BLOW A TRUMPET IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT.
很好。好啊! FINE. FINE!
辣椒是准备好了! CHILI'S READY!
别这样，丹。说出来吧。 COME ON, DAN. SPIT IT OUT.
你总是在这里。 YOU'RE OVER HERE ALL THE TIME.
如果你有工作，你就不会注意到这么多。 WELL, IF YOU HAD A JOB, YOU WOULDN'T NOTICE SO MUCH.
天哪，你一定要经常来我家，姐姐。 GOSH, YOU SIMPLY MUST COME OVER MORE OFTEN, SIS.
丹做得太过火了。 DAN WENT OFF THE DEEP END.
他刚刚丢了工作。 HE JUST LOST A JOB.
那通电话就是这么说的。 THAT'S WHAT THE PHONE CALL WAS.
你是怎么做到的？ HOW DO YOU DO IT?
你总是设法说 YOU ALWAYS MANAGE TO SAY
最完全错误的事情 THE MOST PERFECTLY WRONGEST THING
在最错误的时候。 AT THE MOST PERFECTLY WRONGEST TIME.
就像妈妈一样。 JUST LIKE MOM.
嗯…好的。站在他这一边。 WELL... OK. TAKE HIS SIDE.
好了。这是两个。 THERE YOU GO. THAT'S TWO.
这是你说过的最错误的话。 THAT IS THE MOST PERFECTLY WRONGEST THING YOU COULD HAVE SAID.
说话前先想想。 JUST THINK BEFORE YOU TALK.
你想让我道歉？ YOU EXPECT ME TO APOLOGIZE?
不，我不知道。 NO, I DON'T.
我不会告诉你该怎么做。 I WON'T TELL YOU WHAT TO DO.
你总是这样，就像妈妈一样。 YOU ALWAYS DO, JUST LIKE MOM.
这是三个! THAT'S THREE!
自从我到这里，他就一直盯着我。 HE HAS BEEN ON MY CASE EVER SINCE I ARRIVED.
他不向我道歉，我是不会道歉的。 I'M NOT APOLOGIZING UNTIL HE APOLOGIZES TO ME.
妈妈。 MOM.
怎么啦？ WHAT?
他们真的在生对方的气吗？ ARE THEY REALLY MAD AT EACH OTHER?
不。他们战斗 NO. THEY FIGHT
和你和达琳吵架的原因一样 FOR THE SAME REASON YOU FIGHT WITH DARLENE--
折磨我。 TO TORTURE ME.
小丹尼尔，看看你做了什么。 D.J., LOOK WHAT YOU DID.
妈妈! MOM!
看。你毁了它。 LOOK. YOU RUINED IT.
我不是故意的。 I DIDN'T MEAN TO.
你太蠢了。 YOU'RE SO STUPID.
发生了什么事? WHAT HAPPENED?
小丹尼尔砸了我的城堡，把它砸了。 D.J. FELL ON MY CASTLE AND CRUSHED IT.
我们可以解决它。 WE CAN FIX IT.
我们不能。我历史会不及格， WE CAN'T. I'LL FLUNK HISTORY,
都是小丹尼尔干的。的错。 AND IT'S ALL D.J.'S FAULT.
哦，是小丹尼尔。的错吗? OH, IT'S D.J.'S FAULT?
看看他做了什么。 LOOK WHAT HE DID.
这绝对是他的错 IT'S DEFINITELY HIS FAULT
你整个学期都没学习。 THAT YOU DIDN'T STUDY ALL SEMESTER.
可是他在这儿—— BUT HE WAS HERE--
你留到最后一刻是他的错吗？ IT'S HIS FAULT YOU LEFT THIS TILL THE LAST MINUTE?
你总是站在他那边。 YOU ALWAYS TAKE HIS SIDE.
我不是。 I'M NOT.
你对我和贝基很严格。 YOU'RE STRICT WITH ME AND BECKY.
小丹尼尔逍遥法外。 D.J. GETS AWAY WITH MURDER.
你到底在生谁的气？ WHO ARE YOU REALLY MAD AT?
D.J. D.J.
这说得通。 THAT MAKES SENSE.
如果我整个学期都在胡闹 IF I'D SCREWED AROUND ALL SEMESTER
历史不及格， AND WAS FLUNKING HISTORY,
我也会找个替罪羊。 I'D LOOK FOR A SCAPEGOAT, TOO.
我不是。 I'M NOT.
这就是你在做的。 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
这不公平！ IT'S NOT FAIR!
D.J. ! D.J.!
到这儿来，亲爱的。 COME DOWN HERE, HONEY.
达琳在吗？ IS DARLENE THERE?
不。她走了。 NO. SHE'S GONE.
它是安全的。快下来。 IT'S SAFE. COME ON DOWN.
看来你真的重新装修了达琳的城堡。 LOOKS LIKE YOU REALLY REDECORATED DARLENE'S CASTLE THERE.
我不是故意的。 I DIDN'T MEAN TO.
我知道。那是个意外。 I KNOW. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
达琳讨厌我。 DARLENE HATES ME.
她不恨你。她讨厌历史。 SHE DOESN'T HATE YOU. SHE HATES HISTORY.
她说我很蠢。 SHE SAID I WAS STUPID.
你又不笨。 YOU'RE NOT STUPID.
你只是笨手笨脚，像你爸爸一样。 YOU'RE JUST CLUMSY, LIKE YOUR DADDY.
是的,对的。 YEAH, RIGHT.
你想当我的官方辣椒品尝师吗？ DO YOU WANT TO BE MY OFFICIAL CHILI TASTER?
不。 NO.
你打算在这里坐一辈子吗？ YOU'RE GOING TO SIT HERE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?
是的。 YEP.
让别人踩着你走，把垃圾堆在你身上？ LET PEOPLE WALK ON YOU, PILE JUNK ON YOU?
是的。 YEP.
那算不上什么生活 THAT AIN'T MUCH OF A LIFE,
但我会帮你开始的。 BUT I'LL HELP YOU GET STARTED.
到这里来。 COME HERE.
把这个穿上。 PUT THIS ON.
我给你一顶帽子。 I'LL GIVE YOU A HAT.
哈哈哈！ HA HA HA!
嗯? HUH?
我要把这些衣服放进烘干机里吗？ SHOULD I PUT THIS LOAD IN THE DRYER?
不，我来。 NO, I'LL DO IT.
头晕了。 GIDDY UP.
好了，小马，上来。 OK, HORSIE, GET UP HERE.
我把衣服叠好了。 I FINISHED FOLDING THE LAUNDRY.
谢谢你！你是我最喜欢的三个孩子之一。 THANK YOU. YOU'RE ONE OF MY THREE FAVORITE KIDS.
那我呢？ WHAT ABOUT ME?
不。 NO.
你准备好吃美味的辣椒了吗？ ARE YOU READY FOR SOME DELICIOUS CHILI?
是的。 YEP.
准备好品尝世界上最美味的辣椒了吗？ YOU READY FOR THE GREATEST CHILI IN THE ENTIRE WORLD?
好吧。给你。 ALL RIGHT. HERE YOU GO.
只是有点乏味。 IT'S JUST A LITTLE BIT BLAND.
这个车库乱七八糟。 THIS GARAGE IS A MESS.
我得把它整理一下。 I GOT TO GET IT ORGANIZED.
爸爸，我能用这个吗？ DAD, CAN I USE THIS?
不，我需要那个。 NO, I NEED THAT.
我，我自己，还有我。 ME, MYSELF, AND I.
曼尼，老兄。 MANNY M. MAN.
你在干什么？ WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
再拿些木头来。 GETTING SOME MORE WOOD.
你要修复城堡？ YOU'RE GOING TO FIX THAT CASTLE?
是啊，但还是小丹尼尔。的错。 YEAH, BUT IT'S STILL D.J.'S FAULT.
天啊，达琳真是太固执了。 GOSH, DARLENE'S SO DOGGONE STUBBORN.
我想知道她从哪学来的。 I WONDER WHERE SHE GETS IT FROM.
不是我说的。 NOT FROM ME.
不，不可能是你送的。 NO, IT COULDN'T BE FROM YOU.
罗珊娜，我知道你在做什么， ROSEANNE, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING,
我也不可能向你妹妹道歉。 AND THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING TO APOLOGIZE TO YOUR SISTER.
嗯…我要去旅馆住了。 UM...I'M GOING TO GO CHECK INTO A MOTEL.
有认识的人吗？ ANYBODY WE KNOW?
我还是待在别的地方比较好。 IT'D BE BETTER IF I STAYED SOMEWHERE ELSE.
那菲律宾呢？ HOW ABOUT THE PHILIPPINES?
知道你的问题是什么吗？ KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS?
是的,你。 YEAH, YOU.
我在把事情弄清楚， I'M SMOOTHING THINGS OUT,
他表现得像个大婴儿。 HE'S ACTING LIKE A BIG BABY.
告诉她，同类相知。 TELL HER IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE.
你怎么能忍受这个家伙？ HOW DO YOU PUT UP WITH THIS GUY?
滚开！ HIT THE BRICKS!
我知道这个游戏。 I KNOW THIS GAME.
这首歌叫《让我们把罗珊妮撕成碎片》 IT'S CALLED "LET'S TEAR ROSEANNE APART."
你拿着这条胳膊，你拿着这条胳膊， YOU TAKE THIS ARM, AND YOU TAKE THIS ARM,
你们都拉着 AND YOU BOTH PULL
直到我溅到水坑里。 TILL I SPLATTER INTO A PUDDLE.
她一直在这里 SHE'S OVER HERE ALL THE TIME
因为她是我妹妹。 BECAUSE SHE'S MY SISTER.
他没有什么意思。 HE DON'T MEAN NOTHING.
他只是在发泄情绪。 HE'S JUST BLOWING OFF STEAM.
你们两个比三个孩子加起来还糟糕。 YOU TWO ARE WORSE THAN ALL THREE KIDS PUT TOGETHER.
你快把我逼疯了。 YOU'RE DRIVING ME NUTS.
你得振作起来。 YOU GOT TO GET IT TOGETHER.
你又不用住在汽车旅馆里。 WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO STAY IN NO MOTEL.
这是很愚蠢的。 THAT'S SILLY.
你可以睡在外面。 YOU CAN SLEEP OUT HERE.
她真了不起。 SHE'S REALLY SOMETHING.
她有时确实会忘乎所以。 SHE DOES GET CARRIED AWAY SOMETIMES.
她告诉每个人该如何生活。 SHE TELLS EVERYBODY HOW TO LEAD THEIR LIVES.
她自以为无所不知。 SHE THINKS SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING.
嗯，我知道！ WELL, I DO!
啊…啊… AAH... AAH...
那部电影还没结束吗？ ISN'T THAT MOVIE OVER YET?
不。 NO.
我想睡觉。 I WANT TO GO TO SLEEP.
这是这部电影最精彩的部分。 THIS IS THE BEST PART OF THE MOVIE.
你在我床上。 YOU'RE ON MY BED.
杰基，你的床就是我的沙发。 JACKIE, YOUR BED IS MY SOFA.
给你，姐姐。 HERE YOU GO, SIS.
丹不肯从沙发上下来。 DAN WON'T GET OFF THE COUCH.
亲爱的，从沙发上起来。 HONEY, GET OFF THE COUCH.
嘘!他们已经准备好决战了。 SHH! THEY'RE GETTING READY FOR THE SHOWDOWN.
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