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你在看什么，小丹尼尔？
WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING, D.J.?
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THUNDERMOUSE。
THUNDERMOUSE.
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他是你旁边我最喜欢的啮齿动物。
HE'S MY FAVORITE RODENT NEXT TO YOU.
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这双袜子你穿了一个星期了。
YOU'VE WORN THESE SOCKS ALL WEEK.
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我喜欢他们。
I LIKE THEM.
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给我，我好刮掉
WELL, GIVE THEM HERE SO I CAN SCRAPE OFF
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一些表土。
SOME OF THIS TOPSOIL.
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把桌子上的垃圾清理掉，好吗，dj ？
CLEAR THE JUNK OFF THE TABLE, WILL YOU, DEEJ?
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好的。
OK.
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干得好，雷鼠。
GOOD GOING, THUNDERMOUSE.
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你在干什么，达琳？
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DARLENE?
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为历史课做城堡。
MAKING A CASTLE FOR HISTORY CLASS.
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你在星期六做作业吗？
ARE YOU DOING HOMEWORK ON A SATURDAY?
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是的。
YEAH.
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哦,不。我女儿的身体被附身了
OH, NO. MY DAUGHTER'S BODY'S BEEN POSSESSED
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一个好学生。
BY A GOOD STUDENT.
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啊!
AAH!
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德怀特，谢谢你的来电。
WELL, HEY, DWIGHT, I APPRECIATE THE CALL.
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我知道没人在工作。
I KNOW NOBODY'S BEEN WORKING.
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听起来真不错。
THIS SOUNDS REAL GOOD.
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嗯…
WELL...
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嗯，谢谢。
WELL, THANKS, YEAH.
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不，我整天都在这儿。
NO, I'M HERE ALL DAY.
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有了确定的消息就给我打电话。
CALL ME WHEN YOU FIND OUT SOMETHING FOR SURE.
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谢谢,再见。
THANKS, BYE.
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我要回去工作了。
I'M GOING BACK TO WORK.
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德怀特给你买了什么？
DWIGHT GOT YOU SOMETHING?
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也许吧。他觉得他在斯坦福维尔有收获。
MAYBE. HE THINKS HE'S GOT SOMETHING IN STANDFORDVILLE.
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有人想改造一下他的厨房。
SOME GUY WANTS HIS KITCHEN REMODELED.
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那是两周的工作。
THAT'S TWO WEEKS' WORK.
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事情确定后他会打电话的。
HE'LL CALL WHEN IT'S DEFINITE.
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太好了。也许我终于可以
GREAT. MAYBE I CAN FINALLY
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带你离开这里。
GET YOU OUT OF HERE.
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♬你会想念我的
♪ YOU'RE GONNA MISS ME ♪
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♬奇怪，奇怪，奇怪
♪ ODDY ODDY ODDY ♪
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沙发也是。
SO IS THAT SOFA.
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你过去两周所做的一切
ALL YOU'VE BEEN DOING FOR THE LAST TWO WEEKS
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就是看电视和磨指甲。
IS WATCHING TV AND BUFFING OUT YOUR NAILS.
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他们看起来怎么样？
HOW DO THEY LOOK?
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别烦我了。
QUIT BOTHERING ME.
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回去把你的四星辣椒做好。
GET BACK IN THERE AND FIX YOUR FOUR-STAR CHILI.
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你娶我只是因为我厨艺好。
YOU ONLY MARRIED ME FOR MY COOKING.
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嗯。
UH-UH.
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因为你的婚礼需要一个男伴。
'CAUSE YOU NEEDED A DATE FOR YOUR WEDDING.
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这道辣椒杰作什么时候能做好？
WHEN WILL THIS CHILI MASTERPIECE BE DONE?
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不要急于追求伟大的艺术。
DON'T RUSH GREAT ART.
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一定要给杰基准备足够的。
MAKE SURE YOU MAKE ENOUGH FOR JACKIE.
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她要过来？
SHE'S COMING OVER?
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亲爱的，她不是每个星期六都来吗？
HONEY, DOESN'T SHE COME OVER EVERY SINGLE SATURDAY?
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我在想也许她会错过一天。
I WAS THINKING MAYBE SHE'D MISS A DAY.
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我们结婚的时候你就知道她了。
YOU KNEW ABOUT HER WHEN WE GOT MARRIED.
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我没想到她会每个周末都在这里。
I DIDN'T THINK SHE'D BE HERE EVERY WEEKEND.
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我没想到我每个周末都在这里。
I DIDN'T THINK I'D BE HERE EVERY WEEKEND.
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如果她有自己的生活
IF SHE HAD HER OWN LIFE,
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她不会毁了我的。
SHE WOULDN'T HAVE TO RUIN MINE.
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我告诉你，亲爱的。
I'M TELLING YOU, HONEY.
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两分钟……
TWO MINUTES...
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把它们放下。
PUT THOSE DOWN.
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把它们放下。
PUT THOSE DOWN.
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下降。
DROP THEM.
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好的。
OK.
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好的。不管怎么说,
OK. ANYWAY,
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她进门两分钟后，
TWO MINUTES AFTER SHE WALKS THROUGH THAT DOOR,
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她会说“丹，你知道你的问题是什么吗”
SHE'LL SAY, "DAN, YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS?"
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哦，别说了。
OH, DON'T START.
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我又听到了，
I HEAR THAT AGAIN,
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我会让她看我们所有的家庭录像。
I'LL MAKE HER WATCH ALL OUR HOME MOVIES.
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这是你说过最残忍的话了，你这禽兽。
THAT'S THE CRUELEST THING YOU'VE EVER SAID, YOU BEAST.
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有人在家吗?
ANYBODY HOME?
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不，我们搬家了。
NO, WE MOVED.
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嗨，jackie阿姨。
HI, AUNT JACKIE.
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嗨。
HI.
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丹，怎么了？
DAN, WHAT'S WRONG?
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我嫂子来了。
MY SISTER-IN-LAW IS HERE.
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世界名厨正在切洋葱丁
THE WORLD FAMOUS CHEF IS DICING ONIONS
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因为他的四星辣椒。
FOR HIS FOUR-STAR CHILI.
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我喜欢辣椒。让我尝尝。
I LOVE CHILI. LET ME HAVE A TASTE.
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我可以给你一些带走。
I CAN GIVE YOU SOME TO GO.
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好吧，我可不想影响我吃饭的胃口。
WELL, I DON'T WANT TO SPOIL MY APPETITE FOR DINNER.
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你请她吃饭？
YOU INVITED HER TO DINNER?
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还没有。杰基,亲爱的,
NOT YET. JACKIE, HONEY,
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你为什么不留下来吃晚饭呢？
WHY DON'T YOU STAY FOR DINNER?
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谢谢，那太方便了，因为我要在这里过夜。
THANKS, THAT'LL BE CONVENIENT SINCE I'M SPENDING THE NIGHT.
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过夜？
SPENDING THE NIGHT?
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是啊，我公寓的水管又结冰了。
YEAH, THE PIPES IN MY APARTMENT FROZE AGAIN.
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我没有水。
I HAVE NO WATER.
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我去拿点水带走。
I CAN GET SOME WATER TO GO.
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丹，你知道你的问题是什么吗？
DAN, YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS?
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你要我现在就把投影仪安装好吗？
YOU WANT ME TO SET UP THE PROJECTOR NOW?
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你在辣椒里放的胡椒不够。
YOU DON'T PUT ENOUGH PEPPER IN THE CHILI.
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我放了适量的辣椒。
I PUT THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF PEPPERS.
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太乏味了。
IT'S TOO BLAND.
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罗西，我的辣椒是不是太淡了？
ROSIE, IS MY CHILI TOO BLAND?
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绝对不是。
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
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你的辣椒和你一样，又辣又辣。
YOUR CHILI IS JUST LIKE YOU, HOT AND SPICY.
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嘿,抗干扰
HEY, A.J.
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嗨，你在读什么？
HI, WHAT ARE YOU READING?
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青少年生活。
TEEN-AGE LIFE.
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我的天啊。
OH, MY GOD.
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罗珊娜，你还记得吗？
ROSEANNE, YOU REMEMBER THAT?
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那些关于完美女人的文章。
ALL THOSE ARTICLES ABOUT THE PERFECT WOMAN.
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是啊，太棒了。
YEAH, THOSE WERE GREAT.
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我最喜欢的是
MY FAVORITE WAS
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用眼睛说“我爱你”的50种方法
50 WAYS TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" WITH YOUR EYES.
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有一个是关于如何读懂你男朋友的肢体语言。
THERE'S ONE ABOUT HOW TO READ YOUR BOYFRIEND'S BODY LANGUAGE.
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如果你男朋友的身体开始说话，
IF YOUR BOYFRIEND'S BODY STARTS TALKING,
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我想知道。
I WANT TO KNOW.
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我碰巧对肢体语言很了解。
I HAPPEN TO KNOW QUITE A BIT ABOUT BODY LANGUAGE.
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你能让你的身体回家吗？
COULD YOU TELL YOUR BODY TO GO HOME?
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丽贝卡,
REBECCA,
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你父亲的话是“回家去”
YOUR FATHER'S WORDS ARE SAYING "GO HOME,"
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但他的身体在说他爱
BUT HIS BODY IS SAYING THAT HE LOVES
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而且很喜欢他的嫂子。
AND ADORES HIS SISTER-IN-LAW.
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嘿，杰姬，读读这个。
HEY, JACKIE, READ THIS.
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好吧，谁拿了我的汽水？
ALL RIGHT, WHO TOOK MY SODA?
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苏打水幻影。
SODA PHANTOM.
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哦，你是说这个？
OH, YOU MEAN THIS?
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你在干什么？
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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我在喝那个。
I WAS DRINKING THAT.
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我很抱歉。在这里。
I'M SORRY. HERE.
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你都流口水了。
YOU SLOBBERED ALL OVER IT.
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小心,爸爸。你会长虱子的。
CAREFUL, DAD. YOU'LL GET COOTIES.
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嘿，我没有虱子。
HEY, I DON'T HAVE COOTIES.
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哦,是的。这是什么?
OH, YEAH. WHAT'S THIS?
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哦，别说了。
OH, CUT IT OUT.
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丹。
DAN.
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它越来越大了！
IT'S GETTING BIGGER!
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它越来越大了！
IT'S GETTING BIGGER!
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别闹了。
CUT IT OUT.
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走进厨房，给你平淡的辣椒加点调料。
GET IN THE KITCHEN AND SPICE YOUR BLAND CHILI.
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你可以侮辱我的妻子和孩子，
HEY, YOU CAN INSULT MY WIFE AND CHILDREN,
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但是不要说我辣椒的坏话。
BUT DON'T BADMOUTH MY CHILI.
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Deej，把胶水递给我。
DEEJ, HAND ME THE GLUE.
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你们做得很好。
YOU GUYS ARE DOING GOOD.
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我负责胶水。
I'M IN CHARGE OF GLUE.
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你知道你需要什么吗？
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED?
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看图片。你需要一座吊桥。
LOOK IN THE PICTURE. YOU NEED A DRAWBRIDGE.
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是的，那很酷。
YEAH, THAT'S COOL.
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小丹尼尔，去车库
D.J., GO TO THE GARAGE
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找一块那么大的木头。
AND GET A PIECE OF WOOD THAT BIG.
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不要动你的手指。
DON'T MOVE YOUR FINGERS.
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必须是这个尺寸。
IT'S GOT TO BE EXACTLY THAT SIZE.
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你好,外星人。
GREETINGS, ALIEN.
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现在不行，妈妈。
NOT NOW, MOM.
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杰基，洗衣机不用洗了。
JACKIE, THE WASHER IS FREE.
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好的,谢谢。
OK, THANKS.
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你真的在这上面花了不少时间。
YOU'RE REALLY PUTTING IN SOME TIME ON THIS.
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我知道。
I KNOW.
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一定很重要。
IT MUST BE IMPORTANT.
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不，不完全是。
NO, NOT REALLY.
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只是为了好玩。
JUST FOR FUN.
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好吧，让我给你讲个有趣的故事。
WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A STORY JUST FOR FUN.
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不，不是故事！
NO, NOT A STORY!
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很久以前，有一个
ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A--
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有个小女孩
THERE WAS THIS LITTLE GIRL
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谁离家出走，
WHO RAN AWAY FROM HOME,
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因为她妈妈给她讲了又长又无聊的故事
'CAUSE HER MOTHER TOLD HER LONG, BORING STORIES.
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闭嘴，你。
SHUT UP, YOU.
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从前，有一位美丽的王后
ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A BEAUTIFUL QUEEN
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他住在一座美丽的宫殿里，
WHO LIVED IN A BEAUTIFUL PALACE,
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她有一个美丽可爱的小女儿。
AND SHE HAD A BEAUTIFUL AND LOVELY LITTLE DAUGHTER.
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她的名字是——
AND HER NAME WAS--
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让我猜猜。达琳。
LET ME GUESS. DARLENE.
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不，自作聪明的人，是达琳娜。
NO, SMART-MOUTH, IT WAS DARLENA.
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美丽的王后很困惑，她问达琳娜：
THE BEAUTIFUL QUEEN WAS PUZZLED, AND SHE ASKED DARLENA,
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“你为什么要造这个东西？”
"WHY ART THOU BUILDING THIS THING?"
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达琳娜回答说，
AND DARLENA REPLIED,
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“不要试图去弄清楚。
"DON'T TRY AND FIGURE IT OUT.
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接受现实吧。”
JUST LIVE WITH IT."
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这是怎么回事，达琳？
WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT, DARLENE?
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怎么啦？
WHAT?
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跟我说实话。
LEVEL WITH ME.
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妈妈……
MOM...
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我历史不及格。
I'M FLUNKING HISTORY.
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啊哈。
UH-HUH.
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鹤说
WELL, CRANE SAID
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如果我做这个城堡是为了额外加分
THAT IF I DID THIS CASTLE FOR EXTRA CREDIT
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在下一次测试中表现不错，
AND DID OK ON THE NEXT TEST,
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我可能不去。
I MIGHT PASS.
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啊哈。
UH-HUH.
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这就是为什么我必须在周一之前把它交出来。
THAT'S WHY I'VE GOT TO GET THIS IN BY MONDAY.
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好吧，那我就让你回去工作了。
WELL, THEN I'LL LET YOU GET BACK TO WORK.
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你不会对我大喊大叫吗？
YOU WON'T YELL AT ME?
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不。
NO.
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你不会说我有多聪明，
YOU WON'T TELL ME HOW BRIGHT I AM,
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但我从不用心？
BUT I NEVER APPLY MYSELF?
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你不需要再听一遍了，对吧？
YOU DON'T NEED TO HEAR THAT AGAIN, DO YOU?
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我星期五和他出去了。
I WENT OUT WITH HIM ON FRIDAY.
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我本来打算周六再和他出去，
I WAS GOING TO GO OUT WITH HIM AGAIN ON SATURDAY,
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后来我发现他去了芝加哥。
THEN I FOUND OUT HE WENT TO CHICAGO.
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所以我在他的答录机上留了言。
SO I LEAVE A MESSAGE ON HIS MACHINE.
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我说“嗨，你好吗”
I'M LIKE, "HI, HOW ARE YOU?"
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你打算整天都在打电话吗？
YOU GOING TO STAY ON THAT PHONE ALL DAY?
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我马上就走。
I'LL BE OFF IN A SECOND.
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我要怎么联系他在芝加哥？
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CONTACT HIM IN CHICAGO?
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请快点。
PLEASE HURRY UP.
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我在等一个重要的电话。
I'M EXPECTING AN IMPORTANT PHONE CALL.
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你知道你的问题是什么吗，丹？
YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS, DAN?
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你没有呼叫等待。
YOU DON'T HAVE CALL WAITING.
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你的问题是
YOUR PROBLEM IS
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你不付我的电话费。
YOU DON'T PAY MY PHONE BILL.
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好的。好的。
OK. OK.
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电话归你了。
THE PHONE'S ALL YOURS.
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谢谢你让我用电话。
THANK YOU FOR ALLOWING ME TO USE MY TELEPHONE.
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不客气。
YOU'RE WELCOME.
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我不想抱怨
I DON'T WANT TO COMPLAIN--
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但你会的。
BUT YOU'RE GOING TO.
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你和她是怎么生活的？
HOW DID YOU LIVE WITH HER?
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我会把她锁在壁橱里
I'D LOCK HER IN THE CLOSET
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在门底下塞狗粮。
AND STUFF DOG FOOD UNDER THE DOOR.
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她真是个大联盟里的讨厌鬼。
SHE'S A MAJOR LEAGUE PAIN IN THE BUTT.
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但你真的被宠坏了。
BUT YOU'RE REALLY SPOILED.
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你和我住在一起。
YOU LIVE WITH ME.
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你已经习惯了完美。
YOU'RE USED TO PERFECTION.
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(电话响了)
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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在这里。拜托，德怀特。
HERE IT IS. COME ON, DWIGHT.
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喂?
HELLO?
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德怀特，怎么说来着？
DWIGHT, WHAT'S THE WORD?
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是的。
YEAH.
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不管怎样,都要谢谢您。
THANKS ANYWAY.
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好吧，也许下周吧。
YEAH, MAYBE NEXT WEEK.
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正确的。再见。
RIGHT. BYE-BYE.
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该死的。
DAMN.
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你会得到下一份工作的。
YOU WILL GET THE VERY NEXT JOB THAT COMES.
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我希望如此。
I HOPE SO.
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我在这里坐了两个星期都快疯了。
I'M GOING NUTS SITTING AROUND HERE FOR TWO WEEKS.
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我喜欢有你在身边。
I LIKE HAVING YOU AROUND.
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但我不工作的时候感觉很糟糕。
BUT I FEEL TERRIBLE WHEN I AIN'T WORKING.
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你想工作吗？
WELL, YOU WANT WORK?
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在蓝色火烈鸟那边
OVER AT THE BLUE FLAMINGO
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他们在雇佣赤裸上身的舞者。
THEY'RE HIRING TOPLESS DANCERS.
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我膝盖不好，做不到。
I COULDN'T DO THAT WITH MY BAD KNEE.
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我愿意在你的丁字裤里放一美元。
I'D PUT A DOLLAR IN YOUR G-STRING.
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去拿你的钱包。
GO GET YOUR PURSE.
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妈妈，爸爸，你们得试试这个。
MOM, DAD, YOU GOT TO TRY THIS.
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在这个青少年的生活中有一个考验，
THERE'S A TEST IN THIS TEEN-AGE LIFE,
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你会成为
AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE
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我们的情侣小白鼠。
OUR LOVEBIRD GUINEA PIGS.
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我不想玩游戏。
I DON'T FEEL LIKE PLAYING GAMES.
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我们要做什么奇怪的事吗？
HAVE WE GOT TO DO ANYTHING WEIRD?
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你的愿望。
YOU WISH.
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照我们说的做。
JUST DO WHAT WE SAY.
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好吧。
ALL RIGHT.
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你坐。
YOU SIT.
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你坐。
YOU SIT.
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好吧，让我们来玩吧。
ALL RIGHT, LAY THIS GAME ON US.
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“练习一——用触摸诱惑。”
"EXERCISE ONE-- TANTALIZING WITH TOUCH."
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我想我会喜欢这个。
I THINK I'LL LIKE THIS.
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这个练习的目的
"THE OBJECT OF THIS EXERCISE
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就是用你的双手传递一种深深的情感。”
IS TO TRANSMIT A DEEPLY FELT EMOTION WITH YOUR HANDS."
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哦，这太老套了。
OH, THIS IS CORNY.
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罗西尼。。
ROSEANNE.
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哦，好吧。
OH, ALL RIGHT.
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好的。我能做到。
OK. I CAN DO IT.
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来吧，伙计们。
COME ON, YOU GUYS.
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这对你们的感情有帮助。
YOU KNOW, THIS REALLY COULD HELP YOUR RELATIONSHIP.
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是十分严重的。
BE SERIOUS.
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我是认真的。是吗?
I'M SERIOUS. ARE YOU?
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我是认真的。
I'M SERIOUS.
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好的。我们是认真的。
OK. WE'RE SERIOUS.
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好吧。面对你的男朋友
ALL RIGHT. "FACE YOUR BOYFRIEND
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然后牵手。”
AND TOUCH HANDS."
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但是我男朋友不在这里。
BUT MY BOYFRIEND'S NOT HERE.
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我丈夫行吗？
WILL MY HUSBAND DO?
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他只能这么做了。
HE'LL HAVE TO DO.
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试着表达一种情感
"TRY TO COMMUNICATE AN EMOTION
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没有说话。”
WITHOUT SPEAKING."
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他会错的。我就是知道。
HE'LL BE WRONG. I JUST KNOW IT.
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好的。爸爸，妈妈在想什么？
OK. DAD, WHAT'S MOM THINKING?
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她认为我错了。
SHE'S THINKING I'LL BE WRONG.
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这太棒了。
THIS IS GREAT.
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我们再也不用说话了。
WE NEVER HAVE TO TALK TO EACH OTHER AGAIN.
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耶!
YAY!
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快点，你们两个！
COME ON, YOU TWO!
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来吧。再试一次。
COME ON. TRY IT AGAIN.
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好的。好的。
OK. OK.
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好的。我明白了。
OK. I GOT IT.
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我在传递一个非常重要的信息，
I'M TRANSMITTING A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE HERE,
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所以，请收听，亲爱的男孩。
SO TUNE IN, LOVER BOY.
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哦，我在捡东西。
OH, I'M PICKING SOMETHING UP.
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她想告诉你什么？
WHAT'S SHE TRYING TO TELL YOU?
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00:14:17,533 --> 00:14:18,932
我一直想听的
SOMETHING I'VE WANTED TO HEAR
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很长一段时间。
FOR A REAL LONG TIME.
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我嫂子要搬去北达科他州了。
MY SISTER-IN-LAW'S MOVING TO NORTH DAKOTA.
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爸爸……
DAD...
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那是个玩笑。
THAT WAS A JOKE.
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南达科塔州。
SOUTH DAKOTA.
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有时候，玩笑中蕴含着很多真理。
SOMETIMES THERE'S A LOT OF TRUTH IN KIDDING.
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00:14:36,967 --> 00:14:39,732
不要对我说的每句话进行心理分析。
DON'T PSYCHOANALYZE EVERYTHING I SAY.
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相信我，不值得。
BELIEVE ME, IT'S NOT WORTH IT.
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不。我想知道。我惹你生气了吗？
NO. I WANT TO KNOW. DO I IRRITATE YOU?
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00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:46,932
我们还是别谈这个了。
LET'S NOT GET INTO THIS.
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不,真的。
NO, REALLY.
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我从哪里开始呢？
WHERE DO I BEGIN?
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你不。
YOU DON'T.
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一开始。
AT THE BEGINNING.
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你把所有的坚果从岩石路上挑出来。
YOU PICK ALL THE NUTS OUT OF THE ROCKY ROAD.
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把我送上行刑队。
PUT ME IN FRONT OF A FIRING SQUAD.
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我要把你们两个都关进去。
I'M GOING TO PUT YOU BOTH THERE.
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00:15:02,267 --> 00:15:04,299
进来的时候敲门。
KNOCK WHEN YOU WALK IN.
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要我敲门吗？
YOU WANT ME TO KNOCK?
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如果你想的话，我可以吹喇叭。
I'LL BLOW A TRUMPET IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT.
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很好。好啊!
FINE. FINE!
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辣椒是准备好了!
CHILI'S READY!
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别这样，丹。说出来吧。
COME ON, DAN. SPIT IT OUT.
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你总是在这里。
YOU'RE OVER HERE ALL THE TIME.
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如果你有工作，你就不会注意到这么多。
WELL, IF YOU HAD A JOB, YOU WOULDN'T NOTICE SO MUCH.
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天哪，你一定要经常来我家，姐姐。
GOSH, YOU SIMPLY MUST COME OVER MORE OFTEN, SIS.
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丹做得太过火了。
DAN WENT OFF THE DEEP END.
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他刚刚丢了工作。
HE JUST LOST A JOB.
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那通电话就是这么说的。
THAT'S WHAT THE PHONE CALL WAS.
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00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:03,298
你是怎么做到的？
HOW DO YOU DO IT?
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你总是设法说
YOU ALWAYS MANAGE TO SAY
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最完全错误的事情
THE MOST PERFECTLY WRONGEST THING
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在最错误的时候。
AT THE MOST PERFECTLY WRONGEST TIME.
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就像妈妈一样。
JUST LIKE MOM.
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嗯…好的。站在他这一边。
WELL... OK. TAKE HIS SIDE.
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好了。这是两个。
THERE YOU GO. THAT'S TWO.
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这是你说过的最错误的话。
THAT IS THE MOST PERFECTLY WRONGEST THING YOU COULD HAVE SAID.
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00:16:19,901 --> 00:16:22,099
说话前先想想。
JUST THINK BEFORE YOU TALK.
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你想让我道歉？
YOU EXPECT ME TO APOLOGIZE?
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00:16:23,934 --> 00:16:25,832
不，我不知道。
NO, I DON'T.
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我不会告诉你该怎么做。
I WON'T TELL YOU WHAT TO DO.
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你总是这样，就像妈妈一样。
YOU ALWAYS DO, JUST LIKE MOM.
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这是三个!
THAT'S THREE!
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自从我到这里，他就一直盯着我。
HE HAS BEEN ON MY CASE EVER SINCE I ARRIVED.
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他不向我道歉，我是不会道歉的。
I'M NOT APOLOGIZING UNTIL HE APOLOGIZES TO ME.
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妈妈。
MOM.
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怎么啦？
WHAT?
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他们真的在生对方的气吗？
ARE THEY REALLY MAD AT EACH OTHER?
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不。他们战斗
NO. THEY FIGHT
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和你和达琳吵架的原因一样
FOR THE SAME REASON YOU FIGHT WITH DARLENE--
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折磨我。
TO TORTURE ME.
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小丹尼尔，看看你做了什么。
D.J., LOOK WHAT YOU DID.
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妈妈!
MOM!
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看。你毁了它。
LOOK. YOU RUINED IT.
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我不是故意的。
I DIDN'T MEAN TO.
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你太蠢了。
YOU'RE SO STUPID.
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发生了什么事?
WHAT HAPPENED?
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小丹尼尔砸了我的城堡，把它砸了。
D.J. FELL ON MY CASTLE AND CRUSHED IT.
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我们可以解决它。
WE CAN FIX IT.
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我们不能。我历史会不及格，
WE CAN'T. I'LL FLUNK HISTORY,
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都是小丹尼尔干的。的错。
AND IT'S ALL D.J.'S FAULT.
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哦，是小丹尼尔。的错吗?
OH, IT'S D.J.'S FAULT?
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看看他做了什么。
LOOK WHAT HE DID.
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这绝对是他的错
IT'S DEFINITELY HIS FAULT
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你整个学期都没学习。
THAT YOU DIDN'T STUDY ALL SEMESTER.
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可是他在这儿——
BUT HE WAS HERE--
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你留到最后一刻是他的错吗？
IT'S HIS FAULT YOU LEFT THIS TILL THE LAST MINUTE?
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你总是站在他那边。
YOU ALWAYS TAKE HIS SIDE.
352
00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:39,464
我不是。
I'M NOT.
353
00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:41,832
你对我和贝基很严格。
YOU'RE STRICT WITH ME AND BECKY.
354
00:17:41,867 --> 00:17:43,765
小丹尼尔逍遥法外。
D.J. GETS AWAY WITH MURDER.
355
00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:45,698
你到底在生谁的气？
WHO ARE YOU REALLY MAD AT?
356
00:17:45,733 --> 00:17:47,132
D.J.
D.J.
357
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:48,699
这说得通。
THAT MAKES SENSE.
358
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:51,199
如果我整个学期都在胡闹
IF I'D SCREWED AROUND ALL SEMESTER
359
00:17:51,234 --> 00:17:52,699
历史不及格，
AND WAS FLUNKING HISTORY,
360
00:17:52,734 --> 00:17:55,332
我也会找个替罪羊。
I'D LOOK FOR A SCAPEGOAT, TOO.
361
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:56,898
我不是。
I'M NOT.
362
00:17:56,934 --> 00:17:59,232
这就是你在做的。
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
363
00:17:59,267 --> 00:18:01,398
这不公平！
IT'S NOT FAIR!
364
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,065
D.J. !
D.J.!
365
00:18:10,701 --> 00:18:12,132
到这儿来，亲爱的。
COME DOWN HERE, HONEY.
366
00:18:12,167 --> 00:18:13,599
达琳在吗？
IS DARLENE THERE?
367
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:15,032
不。她走了。
NO. SHE'S GONE.
368
00:18:15,068 --> 00:18:17,065
它是安全的。快下来。
IT'S SAFE. COME ON DOWN.
369
00:18:20,368 --> 00:18:23,898
看来你真的重新装修了达琳的城堡。
LOOKS LIKE YOU REALLY REDECORATED DARLENE'S CASTLE THERE.
370
00:18:23,934 --> 00:18:25,799
我不是故意的。
I DIDN'T MEAN TO.
371
00:18:25,834 --> 00:18:28,364
我知道。那是个意外。
I KNOW. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
372
00:18:28,401 --> 00:18:30,166
达琳讨厌我。
DARLENE HATES ME.
373
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:33,066
她不恨你。她讨厌历史。
SHE DOESN'T HATE YOU. SHE HATES HISTORY.
374
00:18:33,101 --> 00:18:34,965
她说我很蠢。
SHE SAID I WAS STUPID.
375
00:18:35,001 --> 00:18:36,464
你又不笨。
YOU'RE NOT STUPID.
376
00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:38,965
你只是笨手笨脚，像你爸爸一样。
YOU'RE JUST CLUMSY, LIKE YOUR DADDY.
377
00:18:39,001 --> 00:18:40,965
是的,对的。
YEAH, RIGHT.
378
00:18:41,001 --> 00:18:44,966
你想当我的官方辣椒品尝师吗？
DO YOU WANT TO BE MY OFFICIAL CHILI TASTER?
379
00:18:45,001 --> 00:18:46,132
不。
NO.
380
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:49,966
你打算在这里坐一辈子吗？
YOU'RE GOING TO SIT HERE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?
381
00:18:50,001 --> 00:18:51,232
是的。
YEP.
382
00:18:51,267 --> 00:18:54,765
让别人踩着你走，把垃圾堆在你身上？
LET PEOPLE WALK ON YOU, PILE JUNK ON YOU?
383
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:55,765
是的。
YEP.
384
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:58,299
那算不上什么生活
THAT AIN'T MUCH OF A LIFE,
385
00:18:58,334 --> 00:19:00,899
但我会帮你开始的。
BUT I'LL HELP YOU GET STARTED.
386
00:19:02,567 --> 00:19:03,999
到这里来。
COME HERE.
387
00:19:06,167 --> 00:19:08,465
把这个穿上。
PUT THIS ON.
388
00:19:08,501 --> 00:19:10,465
我给你一顶帽子。
I'LL GIVE YOU A HAT.
389
00:19:10,501 --> 00:19:11,665
哈哈哈！
HA HA HA!
390
00:19:11,701 --> 00:19:12,799
哈哈哈！
HA HA HA!
391
00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:14,032
哈哈哈！
HA HA HA!
392
00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:17,698
嗯?
HUH?
393
00:19:17,733 --> 00:19:18,932
嗯?
HUH?
394
00:19:20,167 --> 00:19:23,132
我要把这些衣服放进烘干机里吗？
SHOULD I PUT THIS LOAD IN THE DRYER?
395
00:19:23,168 --> 00:19:23,798
不，我来。
NO, I'LL DO IT.
396
00:19:23,834 --> 00:19:24,832
头晕了。
GIDDY UP.
397
00:19:24,868 --> 00:19:25,899
头晕了。
GIDDY UP.
398
00:19:25,934 --> 00:19:26,899
头晕了。
GIDDY UP.
399
00:19:26,934 --> 00:19:27,899
头晕了。
GIDDY UP.
400
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:30,266
好了，小马，上来。
OK, HORSIE, GET UP HERE.
401
00:19:34,134 --> 00:19:36,365
我把衣服叠好了。
I FINISHED FOLDING THE LAUNDRY.
402
00:19:36,401 --> 00:19:39,866
谢谢你！你是我最喜欢的三个孩子之一。
THANK YOU. YOU'RE ONE OF MY THREE FAVORITE KIDS.
403
00:19:39,901 --> 00:19:41,498
那我呢？
WHAT ABOUT ME?
404
00:19:41,534 --> 00:19:42,765
不。
NO.
405
00:19:50,001 --> 00:19:52,965
你准备好吃美味的辣椒了吗？
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME DELICIOUS CHILI?
406
00:19:53,001 --> 00:19:54,099
是的。
YEP.
407
00:19:54,134 --> 00:19:58,099
准备好品尝世界上最美味的辣椒了吗？
YOU READY FOR THE GREATEST CHILI IN THE ENTIRE WORLD?
408
00:19:58,134 --> 00:20:00,832
好吧。给你。
ALL RIGHT. HERE YOU GO.
409
00:20:07,001 --> 00:20:09,531
只是有点乏味。
IT'S JUST A LITTLE BIT BLAND.
410
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:27,966
这个车库乱七八糟。
THIS GARAGE IS A MESS.
411
00:20:28,001 --> 00:20:29,965
我得把它整理一下。
I GOT TO GET IT ORGANIZED.
412
00:20:30,001 --> 00:20:32,898
爸爸，我能用这个吗？
DAD, CAN I USE THIS?
413
00:20:32,934 --> 00:20:34,399
不，我需要那个。
NO, I NEED THAT.
414
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:35,899
我，我自己，还有我。
ME, MYSELF, AND I.
415
00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:37,798
曼尼，老兄。
MANNY M. MAN.
416
00:20:42,234 --> 00:20:43,698
你在干什么？
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
417
00:20:43,734 --> 00:20:45,198
再拿些木头来。
GETTING SOME MORE WOOD.
418
00:20:45,234 --> 00:20:47,199
你要修复城堡？
YOU'RE GOING TO FIX THAT CASTLE?
419
00:20:47,234 --> 00:20:50,032
是啊，但还是小丹尼尔。的错。
YEAH, BUT IT'S STILL D.J.'S FAULT.
420
00:20:52,101 --> 00:20:55,399
天啊，达琳真是太固执了。
GOSH, DARLENE'S SO DOGGONE STUBBORN.
421
00:20:55,435 --> 00:20:58,531
我想知道她从哪学来的。
I WONDER WHERE SHE GETS IT FROM.
422
00:20:58,567 --> 00:21:00,465
不是我说的。
NOT FROM ME.
423
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:02,965
不，不可能是你送的。
NO, IT COULDN'T BE FROM YOU.
424
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,465
罗珊娜，我知道你在做什么，
ROSEANNE, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING,
425
00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:09,898
我也不可能向你妹妹道歉。
AND THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING TO APOLOGIZE TO YOUR SISTER.
426
00:21:09,933 --> 00:21:13,698
嗯…我要去旅馆住了。
UM...I'M GOING TO GO CHECK INTO A MOTEL.
427
00:21:13,734 --> 00:21:15,965
有认识的人吗？
ANYBODY WE KNOW?
428
00:21:17,167 --> 00:21:19,865
我还是待在别的地方比较好。
IT'D BE BETTER IF I STAYED SOMEWHERE ELSE.
429
00:21:19,901 --> 00:21:21,399
那菲律宾呢？
HOW ABOUT THE PHILIPPINES?
430
00:21:21,434 --> 00:21:22,932
知道你的问题是什么吗？
KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS?
431
00:21:22,968 --> 00:21:23,932
是的,你。
YEAH, YOU.
432
00:21:23,968 --> 00:21:25,399
我在把事情弄清楚，
I'M SMOOTHING THINGS OUT,
433
00:21:25,435 --> 00:21:27,932
他表现得像个大婴儿。
HE'S ACTING LIKE A BIG BABY.
434
00:21:27,968 --> 00:21:30,832
告诉她，同类相知。
TELL HER IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE.
435
00:21:30,868 --> 00:21:33,832
你怎么能忍受这个家伙？
HOW DO YOU PUT UP WITH THIS GUY?
436
00:21:33,868 --> 00:21:35,233
滚开！
HIT THE BRICKS!
437
00:21:35,268 --> 00:21:36,698
我知道这个游戏。
I KNOW THIS GAME.
438
00:21:36,734 --> 00:21:39,099
这首歌叫《让我们把罗珊妮撕成碎片》
IT'S CALLED "LET'S TEAR ROSEANNE APART."
439
00:21:39,134 --> 00:21:42,531
你拿着这条胳膊，你拿着这条胳膊，
YOU TAKE THIS ARM, AND YOU TAKE THIS ARM,
440
00:21:42,567 --> 00:21:44,066
你们都拉着
AND YOU BOTH PULL
441
00:21:44,101 --> 00:21:46,565
直到我溅到水坑里。
TILL I SPLATTER INTO A PUDDLE.
442
00:21:46,601 --> 00:21:49,066
她一直在这里
SHE'S OVER HERE ALL THE TIME
443
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:50,565
因为她是我妹妹。
BECAUSE SHE'S MY SISTER.
444
00:21:50,601 --> 00:21:52,066
他没有什么意思。
HE DON'T MEAN NOTHING.
445
00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:54,066
他只是在发泄情绪。
HE'S JUST BLOWING OFF STEAM.
446
00:21:54,100 --> 00:21:57,966
你们两个比三个孩子加起来还糟糕。
YOU TWO ARE WORSE THAN ALL THREE KIDS PUT TOGETHER.
447
00:21:58,001 --> 00:21:59,565
你快把我逼疯了。
YOU'RE DRIVING ME NUTS.
448
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:01,865
你得振作起来。
YOU GOT TO GET IT TOGETHER.
449
00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:17,398
你又不用住在汽车旅馆里。
WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO STAY IN NO MOTEL.
450
00:22:17,433 --> 00:22:18,565
这是很愚蠢的。
THAT'S SILLY.
451
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,698
你可以睡在外面。
YOU CAN SLEEP OUT HERE.
452
00:22:26,100 --> 00:22:27,898
她真了不起。
SHE'S REALLY SOMETHING.
453
00:22:27,934 --> 00:22:30,432
她有时确实会忘乎所以。
SHE DOES GET CARRIED AWAY SOMETIMES.
454
00:22:30,467 --> 00:22:33,565
她告诉每个人该如何生活。
SHE TELLS EVERYBODY HOW TO LEAD THEIR LIVES.
455
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,065
她自以为无所不知。
SHE THINKS SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING.
456
00:22:35,100 --> 00:22:36,966
嗯，我知道！
WELL, I DO!
457
00:22:38,701 --> 00:22:40,098
啊…啊…
AAH... AAH...
458
00:22:51,534 --> 00:22:52,998
那部电影还没结束吗？
ISN'T THAT MOVIE OVER YET?
459
00:22:53,034 --> 00:22:54,232
不。
NO.
460
00:22:55,867 --> 00:22:57,732
我想睡觉。
I WANT TO GO TO SLEEP.
461
00:22:57,767 --> 00:23:00,932
这是这部电影最精彩的部分。
THIS IS THE BEST PART OF THE MOVIE.
462
00:23:00,967 --> 00:23:02,498
你在我床上。
YOU'RE ON MY BED.
463
00:23:02,534 --> 00:23:05,364
杰基，你的床就是我的沙发。
JACKIE, YOUR BED IS MY SOFA.
464
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:06,765
给你，姐姐。
HERE YOU GO, SIS.
465
00:23:06,801 --> 00:23:09,164
丹不肯从沙发上下来。
DAN WON'T GET OFF THE COUCH.
466
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:11,164
亲爱的，从沙发上起来。
HONEY, GET OFF THE COUCH.
467
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:14,499
嘘!他们已经准备好决战了。
SHH! THEY'RE GETTING READY FOR THE SHOWDOWN.
468
00:23:24,734 --> 00:23:27,865
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