01 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - TMNT-1 1990 English
Much more than just a series of small, isolated incidents,
it's now apparent an organised criminal element is at work.
And, at the moment, business is good.
So good, in fact, that there appear to be no eyewitnesses to any of these crimes.
With complaints ranging from purse-snatching to breaking and entering,
police switchboards have been swamped
with the angry voices of more and more citizens
who have fallen prey to the recent surge of crime that continues to plague the city.
[WOMAN REPORTER] Instead of getting better, things have actually gotten worse.
Even more alarming is the baffling and often bizarre nature of these crimes.
Merchandise of every size and description, from skateboards to stereo systems,
has been disappearing from store shelves and storage areas
at an alarming rate.
Aah!
[WOMAN REPORTER] The victims themselves rarely catch a glimpse of the thieves.
Many don't know they've been victimised until it's too late.
In fact, police have yet to come up with a single eyewitness.
Only a few vague reports of young boys or teenagers at the scenes have been filed.
But whoever is behind these crimes, one thing is certain.
These are much more than just a series of random, isolated incidents.
Come on. Hurry up.
Good.
[WOMAN REPORTER] Crimes without criminals. An invisible gang at work.
Who we gonna call? Unfortunately, the police are the only ones available
to combat what some are already dubbing The Silent Crime wave.
But perhaps the most disturbing silence is that coming from City Hall.
April O'Neil, Channel 3 Eyewitness News.
- You gotta stop working so hard. - And give up all this glamour?
- [LAUGHING] Good night. - Good night.
[POLICE SIREN]
[SCRAPING]
[SQUEAKING]
[GASPS]
[BOY] Bad timing.
- You're telling me. - Get her purse.
- Get her purse! - Get away from me! What do you think...
Quit screaming, lady! I got her watch.
[THUDDING AND SHOUTING]
Whoa!
[POLICE SIREN]
[COUGHING]
[OFFICER] What's going on? I thought I'd seen it all.
[OFFICER 1] All right. [OFFICER 2] Tough guys.
Roll over. How did you get yourself into this?
- [OFFICER 1] All right, ma'am? - Yeah. I'm fine.
Rest right here while we deal with these guys.
[WOMAN] Oh...
[OFFICER] Tad, give John a hand.
[WHISPERS] Oh, man...
Don't fight it. Let's get him in the car.
Damn!
[TRICKLING WATER]
Spectacular!
We were awesome!
- Awesome! - Yes, dudes and dudettes!
Major League butt-kicking is back in town! Yeah!
Awesome!
- [LAUGHS TRIUMPHANTLY] Righteous! - Bossa nova!
- What? - Huh?
Bossa nova?
- Chevy nova? - Oh...
- Excellent! - Yeah!
Yeah! All right!
Come on, let's move it. I'm starving.
We're talking major pizza attack here, dude!
Pizza! I need it! Oh, baby!
- Oh, man... - All right!
[GIGGLING]
Say, my bros. Give me three!
You've got it!
[ALL LAUGH]
We were great!
Damn!
[WHISPERS] All right. Sshh-sshh.
We have had our first battle, Master Splinter.
They were many, but we kicked...
[CLEARS THROAT] We fought well.
- [SPLINTER] Were you seen? - Uh-uh.
In this, you must never lapse.
Even those who would be our allies would not understand.
Our domain is the shadow.
Stray from it reluctantly,
for when you do, you must strike hard and fade away...
without a trace.
I lost a scythe.
- Then it is gone. - I can get it back!
Raphael! Let it go.
Oi!
Your ninja skills are reaching their peak.
Only one truly important lesson remains.
But must wait.
I know it is hard for you here.
- Underground. - Yeah, OK...
I want a large thick crust with double cheese, ham, pepperoni.
- Your teenage minds are broad, eager. - ..sausage, onions...
But you must never stop practising the art of ninja.
- Yeah, put some of those on too. - The art of... invisibility.
Oh, but no anchovies, and I mean no anchovies.
You put anchovies on this thing and you're in big trouble.
- Michaelangelo! - That'll do. And the clock's ticking, dude.
[BOTH LAUGH]
You are still young.
But one day, I will be gone.
Use my teachings wisely.
I suggest we all meditate now
on the events of this evening.
[TAKES DEEP BREATH]
[ON RADIO THE CHAMPS TEQUILA]
[BOTH] Yeah!
Yeah!
- Ninjitsu! - Oh!
Well, this is like meditating.
Hey, Raph. Where are you going?
Out to a movie.
That OK with you?
Yeah.
Sock it to me, baby.
- How are you doing? - Fine.
- Nice night. - Mm-hm.
Pizza dude's got 30 seconds.
Mm-hm.
Hey, Michey. Did you ever think about what Splinter said tonight?
I mean, about what it would be like, you know, not having him.
Hmm...
Time's up. Three bucks off.
OK.
[MICHAELANGELO WHISTLES]
122... 122 and an 1/8?
122 and an 1/8.
Terrific! Where the heck is 122 and an 1/8?
[MICHAELANGELO] You're standing on it, dude.
Just slip it down here.
Give me that.
Hey, this is a ten.
- The tab's 13. - You're two minutes late, dude.
Oh, come on. I couldn't find the place.
[MICHAELANGELO] Wise man say forgiveness is divine
but never pay full price for late pizza.
I gotta get a new route. And I thought I delivered everywhere.
Yes, friends. The new turbo Ginsu!
It dices, it slices,
and yet makes French fries in three different...
Whoops!
- Kids... - Mm. Mm-mm!
Eurch! Where do they come up with this stuff?
- Hey... - Hey!
- You got it? - Somebody stop them!
Why...
Huh?
Hm-hm.
Whoa...
- What the hell was that? - I don't know.
Now that was a crime, you purse-grabbing' pukes!
And this is the penalty.
Two minutes for slashing, two minutes for hooking,
and let's not forget my personal favourite,
two minutes for high-sticking.
How about a five-minute game misconduct for roughing, pal?
Hey, Bogey. Who died and made you referee?
You're done. Now it's my turn. These lowlifes need to be taught a lesson.
Not like that, they don't. Not from you.
You're the one who needs to be taught a lesson, pal.
The class is Pain 101.
- Your instructor's Casey Jones. - Look. I don't wanna fight you.
Well, tough rocks, pal.
A Hoseiken Seiko bat?
Tell me you didn't pay money for this.
Oooh. That's it!
Two-for-one sale, pal.
- What are you, some sort of punker? - Huh?
God, I hate punkers.
Especially bald ones with green make-up
- who wear masks over ugly faces. - That's it.
Ooh...
- New batter. - Strike one.
Whoa, wafer!
Home run!
Raphael wins! One-nothing!
- Well? - New game, round head.
- Cricket? - Cricket?
Nobody understands cricket. You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand it.
I'll teach you.
OK? Six runs.
[GROWLING]
So long, freak. I got work to do.
Freak?
- What the heck was that? - Looked like a big turtle in a trench coat.
You're going to La Guardia, right?
Come back here! I'm not finished with you!
[RAPHAEL] Damn!
Raphael.
- Come sit by me. - Couldn't this wait till morning?
You will listen now.
My master Yoshi's first rule was:
Possess the right thinking.
Only then can one receive the gifts of strength, knowledge,
and peace.
I have tried to channel your anger, Raphael.
But more remains.
Anger clouds the mind.
Turned inward, it is an unconquerable enemy.
You are unique among your brothers
for you choose to face this enemy alone.
But as you face it,
do not forget them.
And do not forget me.
I am here,
my son.
[MAN] Come on, April. You could have called me last night, you know.
I like to know when one of my best reporters has been mugged.
I wasn't mugged, Charles.
Besides, I knew you'd just worry then rush over here, like you did this morning.
From now on, security's gonna escort you to that stone-age van of yours every night.
Yes, sir!
[CHARLES] I'm not kidding, April.
[APRIL] Hey, Danny. How's school going?
- Fine. - Oh, wonderful.
So wonderful, in fact, I have to drive him there every morning to make sure he goes.
See?
That's what he does when he wants to ignore me. Sticks his head in those things.
I wonder where he got those things, anyway.
Charles, give the kid a break.
Just what is going on out there, April?
I've never seen anything like this before.
The city's falling apart. You can't even step outside in the daytime any more.
I'll tell you one thing. After everything I've been hearing out of Little Tokyo,
Stems is going to have some answering to do.
Hey, hey. Look. Just take it easy, OK?
He's got the mayor breathing down my neck.
We are presently executing a plan of redeployment
that will minimise response time while maximising coordination between units
in a de-centralised networking scheme.
Huh. I'm not sure I understood all that, Chief Stems.
Would you mind repeating it, in English, perhaps?
What that means, Miss O'Neil, is that we have everything we in hand.
- 'So you know why crime is increasing?' - Hey, guys. Look!
That's her!
'No, I didn't say that either. Miss O'Neil, if you would stick to asking questions,
'it would be a lot...'
Hmm! I'm in love.
'What do you know about an organisation known as the Foot Clan.
'There is no evidence to link that to these incidents.
'Are you denying such an organisation as the Foot exists?
'I'm not denying anything. Again, you're putting words into my mouth.'
- Find her. - 'It seems somebody ought to.'
Silence her.
- She's great. - An understatement, as usual.
- You're telling me. - The girl is a fox.
[WEATHER BROADCAST ON TV]
[STEMS] O'Neil? Get in here!
Time me.
What is it you hope to accomplish out there, besides busting my chops?
I think you know just as much as I do about this Foot Clan
and you're not doing anything about it.
You expect me to waste precious manpower because a few immigrants
are reminded of something that happened years ago in Japan?
Have you got something else?
Are you trying to tell me how to do my job?
1:07. A new record.
Oh, great. Just great.
[SIGHS HEAVILY]
[SLASHING]
We've been waiting for you, Miss O'Neil.
What? Am I behind on my Sony payments again?
Your mouth may yet bring you much trouble, Miss O'Neil.
I deliver a message.
Shut it.
All right. That's it.
[YELLS]
Huh?
Are you crazy?
Yeah, Leo. I'm crazy, OK?
A loony, OK?
- Why? - Why? Why? oh I don't know.
Because I wanted to redecorate. A couple of pillows, a TV news reporter.
- What do you think? - Raphael, what are you doing?
She got jumped in the subway. I had to bring her here.
It's the news lady.
Can we keep her?
- Bring water. Cold wash cloth, pillow. - Far out.
[G ROANS]
[SCREAMS]
Hi.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I'm dead, aren't I?
- It's OK. - Oh, no, I'm dreaming.
I must be dreaming. OK, those guys in the black pyjamas, they jumped me.
And that rat. I saw you in the parking lot. That explains you.
- And you guys. Um. - Hmm?
[WHIMPERS] I've no idea where you came from.
If you would please just sit down and calm yourself.
I will tell you where we came from.
It talks!
It is really quite simple, Miss O'Neil.
And he knows my name.
Perfect.
- 15 years ago... - Why don't I ever dream of Harrison Ford?
[SIGHS]
For 15 years now, we have lived here.
Before that time, I was a pet of my master Yoshi,
mimicking his movements from my cage
and learning the secret art of ninja.
When we were forced to come to New York,
I found myself for the first time without a home,
wandering the sewers, scavenging for whatever I could find.
'And then one day, I came upon a shattered glass jar.
'And four baby turtles.'
- That was us. - Shut up.
- Oh, no!
The little ones were crawling into a strange glowing ooze
from a broken canister nearby.
'I gathered them up in an old coffee can
'and when I awoke the next morning, I received a shock,
'for they had doubled in size.
'I too was growing,
'particularly in intellect.
'And I was amazed at how intelligent they seemed.
'But nothing could have prepared me for what happened next.
'One of them spoke.'
Pizza. Pizza.
'More words followed and I began their training,
'teaching them all I had learned from my master.'
Radical, radical, radical!
And soon, I gave them all names.
Leonardo.
- Michaelangelo. - That's me.
- Donatello. - [HUMS]
And... Raphael.
I'm not dreaming, am I?
No. I'm afraid not.
Ewgh!
[APRIL] Are you guys sure you know where you're going?
11th and Bleeker? [SNIFFS] No, this is only 9th Street.
- Get it? - [APRIL] Yuck.
OK.
Ah. I'd like to invite you all in,
but I really don't have anything to offer you guys except for frozen pizza.
Let's go for it!
- You said the magic word. - You guys eat pizza?
[BOTH] Doesn't everybody?
Yeah, well, all right. Erm...
Hey! Did she say pizza?
- You live in an antique store? - [DONATELLO] Yep. Pizza.
Above, actually.
What do you guys like on your pizza?
Just the regular stuff. Flies, stick bugs.
It was a joke.
[AS SYLVESTER STALLONE] Yo. Maybe I'll fight Apollo, maybe I won't.
What do you think? Adrian!
Hey, I got another one.
- This is totally good. - Oh, no. Not Cagney.
[AS JAMES CAGNEY] You dirty rat. You killed my brother.
You dirty rat! Mmm...
- Woo-hoo! - That must be Splinter's favourite.
- Hmm? - Huh?
It was a joke.
[ALL LAUGH]
And speaking of which, we'd better get going.
He worries.
Well er... l don't know what to say.
Will I ever see you guys again?
- Indubitably. - Depends how fast you stock your pizza.
- Deal. - See you around.
- Bye. - Later.
[GIGGLES] No doubt about it. She loved us.
- It was the impressions, dudes. - Hold it.
[RAPHAEL] Splinter?
[SCREAMS]
- [APRIL] What's wrong? - Splinter.
[MUMBLING]
- Hello? - Hello. Charles Pennington?
'Yeah. Who's this?'
You got a son named Danny, Charles?
[SNORING]
[YAWNING]
- [KNOCK ON DOOR] - Huh?
- Who is it? - It's me, Charles.
- It's my boss. - Uh-oh.
Can you guys...
hide?
- Charles. What's up? - April, listen.
I've er... You have been working awful hard on this story lately.
Why don't you take it easy for a while? Just... Just...
Just let somebody else handle it.
Just for a little while, you know.
Charles, what are you talking about? It's my story. No way.
- Look at you, you're exhausted. - I had a rough night.
Let somebody else help you cover City Hall.
Charles, that's ridiculous. What's with you today?
Nothings with me today. I just thought you might like a little help, that's all.
Well, I don't. Hand me a towel, will you?
- Where do you keep the towels? - Charles! No!
What's wrong?
I just don't want you to see my unsightly bathtub ring.
OK? Just out. Cut, out, out.
- I have to get ready. - Are you sure you won't reconsider?
- Danny, tell your father to relax. - I wish.
Just don't push any buttons today, OK?
That was close. Whoa!
Time to switch to decaf, April.
I don't get it, Danny. I make enough money to provide for both of us and you steal.
- Why? - I don't know.
What were you doing with a car stereo anyway or don't you know that either?
- Sorry. - Sorry?
Not as sorry as you'll be after school.
Danny, damn it! Danny, come back here!
♪ [MC HAMMER THIS IS WHAT WE DO] ♪
My body, it's my body
Take it where I want to, looking for a party
It's my time, it's my time
Five dollars.
Check it out, man. Anything you guys want, we got.
Anything you wanna do, do it.
Know what I'm saying? Anything.
You got any cigarettes?
Regular or menthol?
Read 'em and weep, boys.
Full house.
[GROWLS]
Go. Play.
[GROWLS]
Hm.
Good.
Never lower your eyes to an enemy.
Yes, Master Tatsu.
[GONG]
[METALLIC FOOTSTEPS]
Master Shredder.
[GRUNTS]
Money cannot buy the honour which you have earned tonight.
You make us all proud.
Only effort, discipline, loyalty earn the right to wear the dragon duchey.
You are here because the outside world rejects you.
This is your family.
I am your father.
I want you all to become full members of the Foot.
There is a new enemy.
Freaks of nature who interfere with our business.
You are my eyes and ears. Find them.
Together, we will punish these... creatures.
These... turtles.
[DANNY] Master?
This is beginning to sound less and less like a common or garden subway mugging.
Exactly, June.'
- Boy, she's a good reporter. - She's a babe.
'...known as the Foot.
'- I'm sorry. The Foot? - - It sounds like a club for paediatrists.'
But I've been speaking with Japanese Americans in the past few days
who say our crime wave is reminiscent of a secret band of ninja thieves
who once operated in Japan.
Are the police looking into this?
I've included everything in my statement,
but I doubt Chief Sterns is taking the connection seriously.
- 'If our viewers have further information...' - Oh, God...
- Mr Pennington? Chief Sterns' office.
Pennington, I thought we had a deal!'
You still haven't told us how you got away from your attacker.
It's really quite incredible.
Some citizens of New York actually came to my rescue.
'Who says everyone in the Big Apple looks the other way?'
'Seriously, I would like to take this opportunity
'to thank one of those individuals in particular
'and, if he's watching, thanks, Raphael.'
Wooo!
Studly! Hey, look. I think he's blushing.
- I am not. - I think he's actually turning red.
Hmm... Maybe not.
So what do we do now?
What do you mean, what do we do now?
- Splinter's out there somewhere. - I know he's out there.
- Fight? Kitchen? - Fight? Kitchen?
- Ya. - So what are we gonna do about it?
What can we do about it? April's our only link to these guys.
We have to wait until she comes up something.
Oh. So that's the plan from our great leader, huh?
Just sit here on our butts.
- I never said I was your great leader. - Well, you sure act like it sometimes.
Yeah? Well, you act like a jerk sometimes.
And this attitude of yours isn't helping anything.
Then maybe I'll just take my attitude and leave.
- Why don't you? - I will.
- Good - - Great!
Go ahead. We don't need ya.
- Pork rind? - Pork rind.
Damn!
[RADIO BLEEPS]
Go! Move it, will ya?
You're letting him blow right by ya.
Can you believe this guy?
Come on. Don't just... Ninja kick the damn rabbit. Do something.
- [DOOR OPENS] - Hey!
- April. Hey, you were great. - Thanks, Michey.
She called me Michey.
- You hear anything yet? - Not yet.
They're gonna repeat the interview at 5 and
[SIGHS]
I told them to call immediately if anyone calls the station.
Thanks, April.
We really appreciate... you know... everything.
Yeah.
Hey, forget it.
Where's Raphael?
Well, I was gonna give you guys a tour of the store. Shall we go get him?
[ALL] Nope.
- He just needs to blow off some steam. - Yeah.
You guys must be studying the abridged book of ninja fighting.
- Woo! Come on! - Come here!
I mean, come on. How do you guys expect to beat me?
Good answer. Good answer.
[APRIL] I only keep it open part-time, mostly for my dad.
[LAUGHS] He loved junk.
I don't know. It's dumb to lose money on a business because you miss your father.
No, it isn't.
Ready?
- This place has everything. - Yeah, just about.
Shh.
[WINCES]
Aaaahh!
- Hasn't Raph been gone a long time? - No, he does it all the time. He likes it.
Are you sure?
Don't worry. He'll be back any minute.
Raph! Is he...
No. He's alive, barely.
Hey. Whoa!
And I thought insurance salesmen were pushy.
Ah! A fellow chucker, eh?
Oh...
Hmm...
[MICHAELANGELO] Keep practising!
Take that.
One of these guys must know where they're holding Splinter.
So don't knock 'em all out.
I don't think that'll be a problem, Leo.
Gotcha!
Hey, nutty. Wheel Of Fortune, dude!
[SPEAKS JAPANESE] Now!
- I guess they're not game show fans. - I thought everybody loved Vanna.
California roll.
What a spaz!
- Missed again! - Shame these guys aren't lumberjacks.
The only thing safe in the world would be the trees.
Guys? I'm not so sure if this is, structurally-speaking,
such a good time for your buddies to drop in.
[CREAKING]
Uh-oh...
Whoa. Wipe out.
- Huh?
Oh, no.
Hm!
Ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha!
Hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hi-ya!
Man, we could really use Raph right about now.
[CRASH]
Now what?
You guys mind telling me what you're doing with my little green pal over there?
Mm?
Oh, who is the babe?
Who the heck is that?
Wayne Gretsky? On steroids?
Attack!
Come on. We gotta get aught to here.
Help me. There used to be a trap door to the basement.
Come on, you ugly maggots! Come on!
We're getting out of here.
Go, man. I'll take care of these guys.
- You coming? - I'll cover you.
Good idea.
[PHONE RINGING]
Hi. This is April. Leave a message.
What?
April, it's Charles. I'm sorry. I don't know how else to say this.
You're fired, April. I'm sorry. I know this comes as a blow.'
- You can say that again, Chuck. - Come on.
Bye, guys. Gotta run.
[POLICE SIREN]
Ninja, vanish.
[SIREN]
What are these freaks?
How do they know how to fight like this?
You will answer.
Then hang there until you die.
[YELLS]
No! Master Tatsu, stop. Please. No.
- [GASPS AND MOANS] - Shinsho!
Shinsho!
- You'll be all right. You'll be all right. - [SPLUTTERS]
How can a face so young wear so many burdens?
So, you can talk.
Yes, and I can also listen.
Some say that the path from inner turmoil
begins with a friendly ear.
My ear is open if you care to use it.
- No, I don't think so. - What is your name?
Danny.
And have you no-one to go to, Danny? No parent?
My Dad couldn't care less about me.
I doubt that is true.
Why?
All fathers care for their sons.
[APRIL] How's Raphael? [LEONARDO] Not so good.
[CASEY] Didn't they use this place in The Grapes Of Wrath?
[APRIL] Very funny. I told you. I haven't been up here in years.
[ENGINE SPLUTTERING]
Can you fix it?
Does that answer your question? The block's got a crack the size of San Andreas.
- Wonderful. - Yeah.
I guess I've got some walking to do.
- What for? - Our nearest neighbour's four miles away.
I need to get to a phone and call my boss.
- You mean Charles? - How did you know that?
He left a message on your machine before we got out.
And?
You just saved yourself a eight-mile round-tripper.
Er... You were fired.
I'm
I just saved myself?
- Uh-oh! - Did you take classes in insensitivity?
- I was trying to break it to you easy. - You failed miserably.
You wouldn't even be standing here if it weren't for me, OK?
Oh, what do you want? You want a thank-you?
No. It's me who should thank you for that privilege, right?
- Fine. Thank you. - No, thank you!
- You're welcome! - You're welcome!
Gosh. It's kinda like Moonlighting, isn't it?
Mm-hm.
♪ [HUMS OLD MACDONALD HAD A FARM] ♪
[APRIL] It's strange being back on the old farm.
Even after all these years, it still feels like home.
'My amazing new friends have suffered their first real defeat.
'That's bad enough, but they've also lost the opportunity to find out about their mentor.
'I'm sure that hurts them more than anything else.
Each of them deals with this confusion in his own way.
Donatello has found someone to latch onto.'
[CASEY] Not even close, zip neck.
Professor and Mary Anne, happily ever after.
No way, atomic mouth. Gilligan was her main man.
They'd be married and have six kids by now.
- Gilligan was a geek, bofferooni. - You're the geek, camel breath.
- Dome head. - Hm!
Elf lips.
Let's give this a try. See if this transplant worked, funkoid.
All right. Here goes. What are we on?
- Er... G. - Here goes, gat face.
I'm ready, hose brain.
- Yeah! - Hey!
It worked.
Uh! OK...
[APRIL] Leonardo, meanwhile, has kept a constant vigil with Raphael.
He'll be OK.
[APRIL] And then there's Casey Jones, a nine-year-old trapped in a man's body.
'He might be cute if it wasn't for that pigheadedness.'
- Donatello? - He's out with the others-.
They're exercising. Doing something together. I don't know.
You want some help?
- I don't know. - I'm your man. I am Mr Fix-It.
- All right. Let's go. - Lead the way, toots.
- Toots? - Babe?
Sweet cakes? Ah! Princess!
You wanna throw me a clue here? I'm drowning.
You know what? It's OK. I'll take care of it myself.
Fine. That's up to you. Don't come around here asking for my help any more.
I wouldn't ask for your help if you were the last thing on the face of this planet.
It's coming along nicely.
- _ Hey? - What?
Raph!
You're awake! How do you feel?
What's a guy gotta do to get some food around here?
Hey! Hey, he's awake! He wants some food!
Bring some food!
You're gonna be OK, Raph. You're gonna be OK.
Yeah, yeah. All right, Leo.
Get a grip, will ya?
Listen, Raph...
about what I said before.
You know, about not needing you and all. I...
Leo.
Don't.
Boy, we missed you.
[SNIFFS] It's a Kodak moment.
[LAUGHTER]
[APRIL] The turtles were four once again, and yet still not whole.
A lingering doubt remains, an unknown which they can't bare to face.
Their greatest fear.
Splinter!
[GROANS]
Your empire flourishes, Master Shredder.
What more from the rat?
Nothing. He will not speak.
And the boy who led us to the turtles?
He is still missing.
I do not understand. Why do the turtles trouble you, Master?
They have not been seen for many days.
Something about the way you describe their fighting,
something familiar.
Something... from the past.
♪ [ST PAUL EVERY HEART NEEDS A HOME ON RADIO] ♪
♪ I could see it in your eyes ♪
♪ No need to disguise ♪
♪ Somebody broke your heart ♪
♪ In a river of tears ♪
♪ Alone with your fears ♪
♪ He left you in the dark ♪
[MURMURS]
[GROANS]
- Ointment? - Mm-mm.
Hey, guys.
Ha-ha-ha!
Oh, God.
Funny Michey!
Leonardo...
Splinter!
What Russian novel embracing more than 500 characters
is set in the Napoleonic Wars?
- War And Peace. - He's alive!
- Hey, spaz! - Splinter's alive!
We know, Leo. Of course he is. We all think he's alive.
I don't think. I know.
- Huh? - Huh?
[BLOWING]
Leo, if you dragged us out here for nothing...
Don't worry. I came prepared.
Put those away.
Now, everybody close your eyes and concentrate.
Concentrate hard.
[SPLINTER] I am proud of you, my sons.
Tonight, you have learned the final and greatest truth of the ninja.
That ultimate mastery comes not of the body
'but of the mind.
Together, there is nothing your tour minds cannot accomplish.
Help each other. Draw upon one another.
And always remember the true force that binds you.
The same as that which brought me here tonight.
That which I gladly return with my final words.
I love you all, my sons.
[SNIFFLING]
[COCK CROWING]
So you actually played professionally?
Before I got hurt, less than a year.
- I'm sorry. - So was I.
[DONATELLO CLEARS THROAT]
Guys, I told you. I hate it when you do that, all right?
What is it?
It's time to go back.
[APRIL] Oh, no!
Home sweet home.
Now I know what it's like to travel without a green card.
This isn't bad. Nice place, guys.
- In fact, I... - Are you coming or not, dude?
[GROANS]
This is great. It's great. First the farm that time forgot, now this.
Why don't I ever fall in with people who own condos?
Guess it's hard to get good maid service in a sewer.
Maybe you guys should try a rota-router, huh?
[APRIL] Quit complaining. It's just for the night.
[RAPHAEL] I don't see why we don't get started right away.
[LEONARDO] It's been a long drive. Before we advertise to the Foot that we're back,
we could all use a few hours' sleep.
I know. You're right. I'm just...
- [CLANGING] - What's that?
- [APRIL] Danny! - Don't shoot!
I don't think it's loaded, kid.
Danny, what are you doing here?
- Where did he come from? - Beats me.
- I ran away from home. - Your father's gonna have kittens.
- Does this thing work? - No, no. Please don't call.
Just let me stay here the night. We can call in the morning.
- Danny, listen. - Hold on. Hold it.
OK? Now, what is all this talk about spending the night down here?
You're a claustrophobic.
[LAUGHS]
- You want a fist in the mouth? - Uh uh.
I've never even looked at another guy before.
What he means is you're afraid of enclosed areas.
Afraid?
What me? Is that what you think?
Hey. I don't have to take this stuff about being afraid.
[SUPPRESSED LAUGH]
I'm gonna sleep in the truck.
[ALL LAUGH]
- Jeez. These are good. - Thanks.
Do you think maybe I could have one?
- Sure. Why not? - Thanks.
Oh, man. I could go for some deep dish action right about now.
I had some pizza down here the other day. There might be some left over.
- Well? - Question.
- Yeah? - Do you like penicillin on your pizza?
Doh!
[BOTH SING DEATH MARCH]
Afraid of enclosed areas...
[SNORING]
[SHREDDER] You are here because the outside world rejects you.
[SPLINTER] And you have no-one to go to, Danny.
[Shredder] This is your family.
[SPLINTER] All fathers care for their sons.
[SCRAPING]
I have not seen you for days.
Yeah. I've been down at my hide-out a lot lately.
And do you now hide from your surrogate family as well?
I don't know.
I too once had a family, Danny.
Many years ago, I lived in Japan,
a pet of my master Yoshi,
mimicking his movements from my cage
and learning the mysterious art of Ninjitsu.
For Yoshi was one of Japan's finest shadow warriors.
His only rival was a man named Oroko Saki.
And they competed in all things,
but none more fiercely
than for the love of a woman, Tang Shin.
Shin's love was only for my master,
and rather than see him fight Saki for her hand,
she persuaded Yoshi to flee with me to America.
But Saki vowed vengeance. I remember it well.
'As my master returned home to find his beloved Shin
'lying on the floor.
'And then he saw her killer. Saki wasted no word.
'And during the struggle, my cage was broken.
I leapt to Saki's face, biting and clawing,
but he threw me to the floor, and took one swipe with his catanna, slicing my ear.
'Then he was gone and I was alone.'
Whatever happened to this Oroko Saki?
No-one really knows.
But you wear his symbol upon your brow.
♪ [HI TEK 3 SPIN THAT WHEEL] ♪
Dope, def, anytime is all right when your DJ plays the tape
Don't listen to what the kid has to say
Cos you know he's too damn straight
Spin that wheel
What are you doing in there, boy?
Nothing.
- Where have you been? - Er... Nowhere.
- You're lying to me. - No.
And you're hiding something as well.
Arh!
- They're back. - [GRUNTS]
Master?
There will be no mistake this time. I go myself.
And the rat...
Kill it.
What do you want?
Recognise me now, kid? What's the deal?
- Come with me. - What are you talking about?
They're gonna kill Splinter.
[ALL SHOUTING]
[SLASHING OF SWORDS]
[NINJA CRIES]
[GIGGLES] No sweat.
Gosh. I do hope there's more of them.
Ah. Good.
Well, where are the keys?
Who are you?
My name's Casey Jones.
I'm a friend.
Let's get aught to here.
[GRUNT]
A little to the right, a little to the left.
One more time. A little bit more like that.
And stop. Perfect.
- You're a natural, sis. - Thanks.
Ha-ha! Ya!
[GRUNTS]
[GRUNTS AGGRESSIVELY]
A little Primatene might just help to clear that up there.
It's gonna cost you, tinker bell.
I don't think that you're listening.
You know, I'm picking up a little language barrier thing.
Fore!
I'll never call golf a dull game again.
Gangway!
Show off!
Well, what are you standing here for? Let's get him.
- You wanna be first, junior? Huh? - We have loyalty to The Shredder.
The Shredder uses you. He poisons your minds to obtain what he desires.
He cares nothing for you or the people you hurt.
We're a family.
Family? Is that what you said? Family?
You call this here and that down there family?
Casey...
Hey, dudes. Where are you going?
Hey, looks like this one's suffering from shell shock.
- Too derivative. - Yi-dah!
- Boy, I guess we can shell it out. - Too cliché.
Well, it was a shell of a good hit.
I like it. Step up.
Awesome!
Hey. Where do you think you're going?
Hey! Wait for me!
God, I love being a turtle!
Yee-hah!
Oh, no more?
Does anybody have any idea about who or what this is?
I don't know. But I bet he never has to look for a can opener.
You fight well, in the old style.
But you've caused me enough trouble.
Now you face... The Shredder.
The Shredder?
Maybe all that hardwares for making coleslaw.
I got him.
This guy's good.
- Yeah. Why don't you go next? - Thank you.
Er... match you for it?
One, two, three...
- Damn. - Great...
[TURTLES FIGHTING CRIES]
Come on.
[DISTANT SHOUTS AND CRASHES]
So much for family, huh?
[CHATTERING]
[PANTING] Now. At exactly what point did we lose control here?
Maybe somebody ought to tell them that we're the good guys.
- Yeah. - Any thoughts?
I've only got one thought. This guy knows where Splinter is.
Looks like your boys are gonna need a little...
Where did he go?
Oh, boy. Leftovers.
Yee-ha!
It's a talent.
Where's Splinter?
Ah, the rat. So it has a name.
It had a name.
You lie!
Do I?
[SHOUTS]
- He dies. - Huh?
Weapons.
Now.
Fools!
The three of you might have overpowered me with the loss of but one.
Now your fate... will be his.
No!
Splinter.
Yes, Oroko Saki.
I know who you are.
We met many years ago in the home of my master,
Homato Yoshi.
It's him.
You...
Now I will finish what I began with your ear!
Death comes for us all, Oroko Saki.
But something much worse comes for you.
For when you die, it will be...
without honour.
Oops.
- Splinter... - You're OK, Splinter.
Oh, Splinter. We were so worried.
- [DISTANT SIREN] - Mm... Kids.
[SIREN DRAWS NEARER]
[OFFICER] OK, OK.
All right, guys. Let's get to it.
April. April, here.
- What's this for? - It's something I owe you. Trust me.
[DANNY] Dad!
Danny? Danny?
Danny?
God, where have you been? I've had the whole city looking for you.
Are you all right? Are you OK, Danny?
It's OK. Dad, I'm OK. Really.
I'm OK. And Dad?
It's just Dan now, OK?
Dan?
What have you been up to? I want some stretchers here. Get some doctors.
Get those kids. Don't let 'em get away. I wanna talk to 'em.
April, I told you there were circumstances.
I really need you to cover this.
I don't know, Charles. You know...
Did you know Mae Williams at Channel 5 has her own office?
- You can have an office. - She has a corner office.
You can have a corner office.
She's one of the highest paid reporters in New York.
Now you are.
You're a tough negotiator, Charles.
All right. I want some answers.
Now what in God's name happened out here tonight?
Somebody better talk to me.
Check out the east warehouse over at Leadman Island.
You'll get your answers there.
All right. Let's go.
- I've been looking all over for you. - Oh, Casey. Hi.
Hi.
I... I look like I just called Mike Tyson a Cissy.
- Yeah? - All you can say is hi?
What? You don't need an ambulance, do you?
- No, but I was... - Will you shut up and kiss me?
I've got a report to do.
- I love it when you're pushy. - Yeah?
Yeah.
Woo-hoo!
9.95!
All right, April!
All right, Casey!
Yeah, that's the way to go!
We were awesome.
- Bodacious. - Yeah!
- Bitching'. - Yeah!
Er...
- Gnarly. - Radical.
- Yeah! - Totally tubular, dude.
- Wicked! - Hellacious!
- Mega. - [SPLINTER CLEARS THROAT]
I have always liked...
cowabunga.
Huh?
[ALL] Cowabunga!
I made a funny! [LAUGHS HEARTILY]
♪ [PARTNERS IN KRYME TURTLE POWER] ♪
♪ On the half shell, ♪ ♪ they're the heroes four ♪
♪ In this day and age, ♪ ♪ who could ask for more ♪
♪ The crime wave is high ♪ ♪ with muggings mysterious ♪
♪ All police and detectives are furious ♪
♪ Cos they can't find the source ♪ ♪ of this lethally evil force ♪
♪ This is serious so give me a quarter ♪
♪ I was a witness, get me a reporter ♪
♪ Call April O'Neil in on this case ♪
♪ You'd better hurry up, ♪ ♪ there's no time to waste ♪
♪ We need help, like quick, on the double ♪
♪ Have pity on the city, ♪ ♪ man, it's in trouble ♪
♪ We need heroes like The Lone Ranger ♪
♪ When Tonto came pronto, ♪ ♪ when there was danger ♪
♪ They didn't say, ♪ ♪ We'll be there in half an hour ♪
♪ Cos they displayed turtle power ♪
♪ T-U-R-T-L-E Power ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ T-U-R-T-L-E Power ♪ ♪ T-U-R-T-L-E Power ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Now our ace reporter ♪ ♪ was hot on the trail ♪
♪ Determined to put these crooks in jail ♪
♪ She spied the bad guys ♪ ♪ and saw what happened ♪
♪ But before she knew ♪ ♪ it, she fell in a trap ♪
♪ And got caught, yeah, she was all alone ♪
♪ With no friends and no phone ♪
♪ Now this was beyond her worst dreams ♪
♪ Cos she was cornered ♪ ♪ by some wayward teens ♪
♪ Headed by Shredder, ♪ ♪ they were anything but good ♪
♪ Misguided, unloved, ♪ ♪ they called them The Foot ♪
♪ They could terrorise and be angry youth ♪
♪ They'd mug the people who needed proof ♪
♪ Then from out of the dark ♪ ♪ came an awesome sound ♪
♪ Shouted Cowabunga ♪ ♪ as they hit the ground ♪
♪ From the field of weeds, ♪ ♪ the heroes rescued the flower ♪
♪ Cos they possessed turtle power ♪
♪ T-U-R-T-L-E Power ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ T-U-R-T-L-E Power ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
[SPEAKING] When you stand for what you believe in
and find the strength to do what's right
that's Turtle Power.
♪ Heroes on a half shell, ♪ ♪ they're on a mission ♪
♪ When there's a battle, ♪ ♪ got the enemy wishing' ♪
♪ That they stayed at home ♪ ♪ instead of fighting' these ninja masters ♪
♪ With moves like lightning ♪
♪ They were once normal ♪ ♪ but now they're mutants ♪
♪ Splinter's the teacher ♪ ♪ so they are the students ♪
♪ Leonardo, Michaelangelo and Donatello ♪
♪ Make up the team with one other fellow ♪
♪ Raphael, he's the leader of the group ♪
♪ Transformed from the norm ♪ ♪ by the nuclear gook ♪
♪ Pizza's the food that's sure to please ♪
♪ These ninjas ♪ ♪ are into pepperoni and cheese ♪
♪ Back to the story, it's not hard to find ♪ ♪ ninjas not just of the body but of the mind ♪
♪ Those were the words ♪ ♪ that the master instructed ♪
♪ But a letter from Shredder ♪ ♪ had Splinter abducted ♪
♪ That was the last ♪ ♪ straw, spring into action ♪
♪ Step on the Foot, ♪ ♪ now they're gonna lose traction ♪
♪ Now this is for real, ♪ ♪ so you fight for justice ♪
♪ Your shell is hard, so you shout, ♪ ♪ They can't dust us off' ♪
♪ Like some old coffee table ♪
♪ Since you've been born, ♪ ♪ you've been willing and able ♪
♪ To defeat the sneak, protect the weak ♪
♪ Fight for rights and ♪ ♪ your freedom to speak ♪
♪ Now the villain is chilling' ♪ ♪ so you make a stand ♪
♪ Back to the wall, ♪ ♪ put your sword in your hand ♪
♪ Remember the words of your teacher, ♪ ♪ your master ♪
♪ Evil moves fast, ♪ ♪ but good moves faster than light ♪
♪ Shining for your illumination ♪
♪ Good versus evil equals confrontation ♪
♪ So when you're in trouble, ♪ ♪ don't give in and go sour ♪
♪ Try to rely on your turtle power ♪
♪ T-U-R-T-L-E Power ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ T-U-R-T-L-E Power ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ T-U-R-T-L-E Power ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ T-U-R-T-L-E Power ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Power ♪
♪ [SPUNKADELIC 9.95] ♪
♪ There's a power in the feeling, ♪ ♪ a power in the sound ♪
♪ It's rising up from the underground ♪
♪ Ain't nobody perfect down here on earth ♪
♪ But we can rock this world ♪ ♪ for all we're worth ♪
♪ And I feel it coming ♪
♪ From the east to the west ♪
♪ And one by one, we do our personal best ♪
♪ And we're doing fine, I give it a 9 ♪
♪ I give you 9.95 ♪
♪ Put your body in overdrive ♪
♪ 9.95 ♪
♪ Make the motion you feel inside ♪
♪ 9.95 ♪
♪ Got to keep the faith alive ♪
♪ It's the hour of the party, ♪ ♪ the hour of the beat ♪
♪ Yeah, we're telling nothing ♪ ♪ but the truth in the streets ♪
♪ Don't you look for perfection, ♪ ♪ you might go blind ♪
♪ Cos what you see ain't what you find ♪
♪ And we're gonna turn ♪ ♪ the city upside down ♪
♪ I Just follow the sign, right to the 9 ♪
♪ The 9.95 ♪
[SPEAKING]'Turtle Power'